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Anonymous No.723528451 [Report] >>723528536 >>723528643 >>723528745 >>723528826 >>723528832 >>723528897 >>723533179 >>723533503 >>723533990 >>723534361 >>723534473 >>723534663 >>723536531 >>723537272 >>723538174
It is good it was released so early. I would hate to see Gamecube shit and Gen 3 Pokemon appear. Only Nintendo's soulful era is represented.
Anonymous No.723528536 [Report] >>723528897 >>723533109 >>723536531
>>723528451 (OP)
Melee itself is an extremely sovlful game. The best Smash ever made. Brawl immediately took the series downhill and it never recovered.
Anonymous No.723528643 [Report]
>>723528451 (OP)
The competitive scene makes this game worse
Anonymous No.723528745 [Report]
>>723528451 (OP)
the cube was the last good Nintendo console
Anonymous No.723528826 [Report] >>723534814
>>723528451 (OP)
>Not only the start of FE shit, but FE clone shit
The soul was already gone
Anonymous No.723528832 [Report] >>723532809 >>723533223 >>723535004
>>723528451 (OP)
>no fludd
>no gen 3 digimon
>no retarded flops like chibi robo
Melee was peak. Cubies need not apply
Anonymous No.723528897 [Report] >>723529245 >>723534503
>>723528451 (OP)
Reminder that Melee has the most kills associated with any smash game. Leffen is a murderer
>>723528536
Reddit tier take
Brawl is soul personified
Anonymous No.723529245 [Report] >>723529350 >>723537039
>>723528897
Brawl is fun if you are extremely casual and bad at video games and like "story"
Melee even if you aren't competitive just feels better because of the motion physics, weight of the characters, combo feel, strength of DI, etc. The only thing Melee lacks is a subspace emissary/world of light.
Anonymous No.723529350 [Report] >>723530449 >>723538321
>>723529245
Absolute midwit take. Smelee is garbage that was rushed out and feels like shit
Anonymous No.723529480 [Report] >>723534543 >>723539875
PSA ALL SMASH TENDIES
THIS IS A DEODORANT
A DEODORANT LOOKS LIKE THIS
Anonymous No.723530449 [Report]
>>723529350
It's literally the best one. People who are character obsessed are not real gamers.
>wahh i need 12 frames of input delay or else i cant jump and i need my piranha plant and waluigi and geno and sora and mickey mouse or i cant play!!!!
Anonymous No.723531634 [Report] >>723537228
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpOaQxrsaqI
I feel bad for all the slow and middle aged souls that will never get to experience the joy of mastering movement in Melee. Shield dropping, wave dashing, ASDI teching, vudu dashing with Luigi, perfectly timed double jump cancels with Yoshi, moonwalking with Falcon, ledge dashing and smashing someone with max ledge invulnerability, super dashing with Samus, all of it is so fucking fun and feels so good in your hands when it clicks. It's like playing an instrument while fighting people.

Brawl trippers and Sm4sh floaties and Ultishit campers will never understand. In those games you feel like you're in mud. Every jump kills your momentum. You get stuck on platforms since there is no shield dropping (in fact one of the main strategies of ultishit is to just be under someone when they get on a platform and you can endlessly bully them with tech chases as they cant get off the platform). You can't edgeguard since every faggot has the equivalent of Fox's up+b. The later games are just so bad gameplay wise. Sure some of it is cool, some characters were hype, subspace was sick, the music and stages all top notch, smash ball was a great idea, multiple people grabbing ledge I can live with, ultimate having lower amounts of recovery frames on aerials to emulate L/Z cancelling was cool, but Melee is still just top when it comes to the core gameplay. Even shit characters like Ness and Game and Watch still feel fantastic in Melee's physics. Only Bowser suffers.
Hell even Melee's online is better and that's just sad.

If you haven't tried to get good at Melee, I suggest anyone to just try. Look up a few videos, play against a cpu, and just get used to the no input delay, try some movement techs, its just so enjoyable. I sometimes boot up the game just to slide around on stages for 10 minutes because it's so fun. The controller and my character feel like an extension of my hands and only very rarely do games give me that feeling.
Anonymous No.723532564 [Report] >>723535212
soul
Anonymous No.723532809 [Report]
>>723528832
>implying being like a digimon is a bad thing
Old Pokemon are bland and boring.
Anonymous No.723532913 [Report] >>723532953
melee is fun
>B-BUT THE GAMEPLAY LOOKS STUPID WITH ALL OF THE CHARACTERS SLIDING AROUND EVERYWHERE L CANCELLING IS A GLITCH WAVEDASHING IS A GLITCH THEYRE ALL GLITCHES AND EXPLOITS
melee is fun
Anonymous No.723532953 [Report] >>723532989
>>723532913
left: competitive tranny
right: items, poke floats, adventure and event mode enjoyer
Anonymous No.723532989 [Report]
>>723532953
i like all of those things
Anonymous No.723533109 [Report] >>723542113
>>723528536
Brawl doesn't get enough hate, one of the worst video game sequels ever, dmc2 tier trash
Anonymous No.723533179 [Report] >>723533309 >>723533628
>>723528451 (OP)
>I would hate to see Gamecube shit and Gen 3 Pokemon
Gen 3 designs are significantly better than gen 2, though
Anonymous No.723533223 [Report]
>>723528832
No segasnoy sonicshit or MGSnoy barabait either. Take me back
Anonymous No.723533309 [Report] >>723533397 >>723534361
>>723533179
they're digimon slop that doesn't resemble pokemon at all
Anonymous No.723533397 [Report]
>>723533309
That's not remotely accurate, what is accurate though is that they focused on making cooler looking pokemon for gen 3 because gen 2 was filled with too much cuteshit including the awful babymon on top of gen 1 rejects out the wazoo
Anonymous No.723533503 [Report]
>>723528451 (OP)
>10 y/o me hyped as fuck for this game
>play it in release, actuamly another kid on the block got it so a bunch of us gathered to play a lot and unlocking everything
>ended up playing a local tournament, teamed with said neighbor
>actually make it to the finals, we play against some 17 y/o dudes and get fucked but still land in second place
>as a price the game shop gives us a 20% discount on any game
>parents buy me Golden Sun
Yeah, I dont care if the new Smash is th most hyped game ever, you cant just replicate that magic
Anonymous No.723533628 [Report] >>723533863 >>723534361 >>723534556 >>723535406
>>723533179
>Diplodocus banana tree
>Poor man's butterfree
>A whale
>Cactus jack
>Fucking sun and moon stones
>Play-doh hair fossil monster
>Kidney beans
It has equal parts good and shit
Anonymous No.723533863 [Report] >>723534191
>>723533628
>kidney beans
I got everything except that one, which mon is that?
Sableye is the best gen3 mon, don't (You) me
Anonymous No.723533924 [Report]
The only thing wrong with Smash is the same plague that infests all gaming tournaments, speedrun shows (gdq), and conventions. Trannies and body odor
Anonymous No.723533990 [Report]
>>723528451 (OP)
kino game for 64GODS

fuck cubeshit
Anonymous No.723534191 [Report]
>>723533863
Luvdisc
Anonymous No.723534361 [Report] >>723534454 >>723540257
>>723528451 (OP)
>>723533309
>>723533628
Gen 2 doesn't resemble Pokemon at all
Anonymous No.723534454 [Report] >>723535023
>>723534361
>unnatural slop with random lines and shapes drawn on
nope
Anonymous No.723534473 [Report] >>723534535 >>723535485 >>723535704
>>723528451 (OP)
How were gen 2's Pokemon soul? I bet you don't even remember half of them.
Anonymous No.723534503 [Report] >>723534748 >>723543161
>>723528897
>Every time Melee is mentioned zoomer YouTube drama tourists chime in to complain about Leffen

>Brawl soulful
Please kill yourself, worst multiplayer in the series by such a margin it's unreal. The only way you could possibly have preferred Brawl is if you had no friends to play games with. Of courses you probably never played either and only started thinking about the games after a YouTube video informed you what your opinion was supposed to be...
Anonymous No.723534535 [Report] >>723534646 >>723534674 >>723534786 >>723534878 >>723535631
>>723534473
I do because I actually grew up before the Shitcube. Every single design was kino.
Anonymous No.723534543 [Report]
>>723529480
i just got out of a shower after bodying everyone in a 3v1
Anonymous No.723534556 [Report]
>>723533628
These are cool
Anonymous No.723534573 [Report] >>723534748
I always thought anglerfish were fucking gay because of Lanturn.
Anonymous No.723534646 [Report] >>723534914
>>723534535
I never noticed how many of these are just balls with smiley faces
You are a fucking child.
Anonymous No.723534663 [Report] >>723534730
>>723528451 (OP)
Super Smash Bros. Melee if it had more development time and was accurate to the Gamecube era. Released in 2002 or 2003.
Anonymous No.723534674 [Report] >>723536561 >>723537494
>>723534535
best starters they ever made. then gen 3 gave us... funko pops
Anonymous No.723534730 [Report]
>>723534663
>Krystal
>Troon Link
>Fursuit Digimon
>SHARTnic
>anime waifu
holy soulless
Anonymous No.723534748 [Report]
>>723534503
To be fair Leffen is a massive cunt. Even when he branched out into the FGC most people hate him. Everyone just has to put up with him because he's actually good.

>>723534573
Chinchou had such a good design, why did they change the eyes to generic animu shit when it evolves?
Anonymous No.723534786 [Report]
>>723534535
Even without counting all the normal ass animals and babies, over half of these are irredemably dogshit.
Anonymous No.723534814 [Report]
>>723528826
And it’s only gotten worse, any franchise that starts with 2 Reps right outta the gate always ends up getting a ton more. It’s understandable for Mario and Pokémon. Castlevania is an interesting one, it even got a ton of music and remixes in Ultimate. I wouldn’t be mad at more Belmonts provided they’re different enough along with Alucard and Soma Cruz, maybe throw in Charlotte and Shanoa too
Anonymous No.723534878 [Report]
>>723534535
these are so ass
it's even worse when you remember they simplified them for animators and merchandise
Anonymous No.723534914 [Report] >>723534989 >>723535175 >>723535368 >>723535694 >>723535721
>>723534646
your cool designs sir
Anonymous No.723534967 [Report]
fuck this faggot game for making fox, falco, marth, sheik and puff incredibly busted. good luck maining any other character, you will have to put in 4x as much effort and be better than your cheap meta opponent (90% of slippi queus) with every interaction. I had fun playing online until I got to diamond rank and realized all the time I spent learning my main was useless against people who actually know how to play and use the good characters. fuck smelee, fuck spacie queers, fuck marth, fuck peach, sheik mains are faggots.
Anonymous No.723534989 [Report] >>723535059 >>723535194
>>723534914
the first 2 qualify and one is a first stage
what excuse do meganium, azumarill, lanturn, jumpluff, quagsire, and calarts monkey have?
Anonymous No.723535004 [Report]
>>723528832
Speaking of Gen 3 Super Smash REX has not one but two Gen 3 Pokémon in Blaziken and Sceptile. Also has anyone here played this? Other Smash mods and fan games get talked about here but not REX.
Anonymous No.723535023 [Report]
>>723534454
>>unnatural slop
Gen 2 has you catch the latin alphabet.
Anonymous No.723535059 [Report]
>>723534989
none of those are balls besides jumpluff
Anonymous No.723535070 [Report]
Johto is trash
Anonymous No.723535159 [Report] >>723535343
if it was released today they would've patched it for multiple years until it's shit
Anonymous No.723535175 [Report]
>>723534914
>Ice oni
That's cool af.
Anonymous No.723535194 [Report] >>723535267 >>723535429 >>723535515
>>723534989
There is none
Anonymous No.723535212 [Report] >>723537172
>>723532564
What’s even more soulful is certain stages being adapted with the Gamecube hardware in mind and taking liberties versus lazy ports directly from the source games with Ultimate. The Retro Stages like Duck Hunt, Pac Land, Dream Land Gameboy and 75m all come to mind
Anonymous No.723535250 [Report]
the only honorable (and cute) main.
Anonymous No.723535267 [Report]
>>723535194
blissey was such a turbo dogshit idea, why did chansey of all pokemon need an evo?
Anonymous No.723535343 [Report]
>>723535159
it desperately needs to be patched. only faggot spacie mains who dont want to get exposed think otherwise. why does fox get every single advantage and option on earth and my boy bowser gets up b OOS, a good ledge attack and nothing else while being the entire casts punching bag. the balance is absolute shit
Anonymous No.723535368 [Report]
>>723534914
never insult glalie again
Anonymous No.723535380 [Report] >>723535460 >>723536707
Fox and Falco are so much cooler in Melee. The japanese voices and the way they pose and taunt is just so cool. They look and act like pixar Furry rejects in every later game.
Anonymous No.723535405 [Report]
Round balls and fat fucks
Anonymous No.723535406 [Report] >>723537639
>>723533628
Lol lmao wtf happened to Legendary Pokémon in modern day?
Anonymous No.723535429 [Report]
>>723535194
Some are excusable like in Omanyte or Shuckle's case since they're tentacles, but having arm numbs replacing wings for Hoothoot and for Delibird is unforgivably retarded.
Anonymous No.723535460 [Report]
>>723535380
MISSHAN... COMPRETE!!
Anonymous No.723535485 [Report]
>>723534473
NTA but when I think of Gen 2 the baby pre evolutions come to mind along with others like Tyranitar, Lugia, Ho-Oh and Celebi
Anonymous No.723535515 [Report]
>>723535194
THINK OF THE 200 EPISODES OF JOHTO FILLER
THINK OF THE PLUSH DOLL MAKERS
Anonymous No.723535549 [Report] >>723535912
i hate this game because I play peach and she gets fucking destroyed by literally every top tier which basically makes this shit unplayable online. even the GOAT had to give up peach and switch to gay spacie character and got immediately better results.
Anonymous No.723535631 [Report]
>>723534535
Porygon 2 is the best Pokémon Pokeball summon in Melee, literally gives you no time to react

>Porygon2 uses Tackle as its attack, much as the original Porygon did in Super Smash Bros.'s Saffron City. Once released, Porygon2 will instantly dash a short distance horizontally then disappear. Any character that makes contact with Porygon2 when it's moving will take 25% damage and a huge amount of horizontal knockback; surprisingly, targets are sent in the opposite direction Porygon2 launched itself. This attack is an exceedingly powerful semi-spike, capable of KO'ing characters as low as 25%, and for some situations can be equally difficult to recover from. Combined with the blinding speed of the attack, Porygon2 is arguably the most dangerous non-legendary Pokémon in the game.
Anonymous No.723535694 [Report]
>>723534914
Castform Titties :)
Anonymous No.723535704 [Report] >>723536029 >>723536128
>>723534473
The funny thing is that the few cool designs like Skarmory get mistaken for gen 3 pokémon, which shows how good gen 3 designs are that the best gen 2 mon fit in with them.
Anonymous No.723535721 [Report]
>>723534914
Spheal is cuter than any of the gen 2 babies.
Anonymous No.723535824 [Report] >>723535864 >>723535926
Amazing how this turned into another stealth Pokémon thread as well as stupid back and forth arguments
Anonymous No.723535864 [Report]
>>723535824
it's one cubie having a spergout over gen 2
Anonymous No.723535889 [Report]
is the new p+ good? i hear theyre trying to bring peak pm back or something.
Anonymous No.723535912 [Report] >>723537473
>>723535549
Armada only played Fox against Leffen because Leffen was the only Fox that beat his Peach. Nowadays maybe people have more practice against Peach because of Slippi, but Peach is far from terrible and should easily body Falco. Fox is just that good. Join us brother. Fox is love and life
Anonymous No.723535926 [Report]
>>723535824
It's the same Pokemanchild who will never accept gen 2 is shit.
Anonymous No.723536029 [Report] >>723536085 >>723536128 >>723536439
>>723535704
Skarmory gets confused with Gen3 because Steven uses him and you can catch him early at like level 18. All the coolest gen 2 pokemon being locked behind Kanto and Mt Silver was so retarded. Houndoom and Skarmory and Tyranitar specifically
Anonymous No.723536085 [Report]
>>723536029
Everyone just uses the starter and Ampharos anyway.
Anonymous No.723536128 [Report] >>723536197 >>723536586
>>723536029
>>723535704
>Skarmory gets confused with Gen3
this only happens to cubies whose first game was rse and didn't even known what gen 2 was
everyone born before 2000 knew skarmory from stadium 2
Anonymous No.723536197 [Report]
>>723536128
nobody played stadium 2 aside from the minigames. the manchildren didn't play it on nso because they were too retarded to use the rentals
Anonymous No.723536439 [Report]
>>723536029
What's funny is how Skarmory was a version exclusive and only available in a route you didn't even have to go through in gen 2.
Anonymous No.723536531 [Report]
>>723528451 (OP)
>>723528536
>soulful
>Fire Emblem thrown in to shill game, conveniently ignored when people bring up Corrin
>Falcondorf
>shitload of clones
>a lot of stages are just Battlefield
Anonymous No.723536561 [Report] >>723536671
>>723534674
Ah yes, Funko Pops
Anonymous No.723536586 [Report]
>>723536128
Crystal was my first pokemon game and when I saw Skarmory in Sapphire I thought it was a new pokemon
Anonymous No.723536671 [Report] >>723536737 >>723536925 >>723538008
>>723536561
Yes, something with a giant head and black beady eyes like Torchic and Mudkip
Anonymous No.723536707 [Report]
>>723535380
Sorry but I can't take that voice acting seriously. The spacies were at their peak in terms of portrayal in Brawl.
Anonymous No.723536737 [Report]
>>723536671
>not perfect circles
>has different colors
you're a schizo
Anonymous No.723536925 [Report]
>>723536671
Don't look at Pikachu
Anonymous No.723537039 [Report] >>723543882
>>723529245
i kinda agree with this. can i also say how modders' attempts to "fix" brawl also just make the physics worse? like try doing subspace emissary in the pm mod. the characters are so heavy it's hard to recover from some of the cliffs and you'll just die no matter what if you fall off.
but any smash game is fun if you have friends to play with. so i still like brawl a lot and it has my favorite opening theme. i liked the stupid cutscenes too where the characters are all caricatures.
Anonymous No.723537172 [Report]
>>723535212
this is a very important point. one of the biggest moments where i realized how much i disliked the retro stages was duck hunt's. it should have looked like it did in his trailer.
it's also worth pointing out that the two "retro" mushroom kingdom stages in melee were intentionally separate from the regular mario stages... they were a special thing (and even then, they weren't simply direct ports either)
Anonymous No.723537228 [Report] >>723537602 >>723537685 >>723537765
>>723531634
There really isn't anything sadder and more pathetic than a Meleetranny desperately trying to shill just how 'deep' his party game is. Half the things mentioned are freak accident and you can tell the moment you feel just how hard that janky garbage mess of a game tries its hardest and fails to stop you from exploiting it. Its such a load of crap, and for what, a better feeling party game? I'd take Brawl over it, atleast its honest about being a franchise-shilling kids game and gives you retarded fun shit like Final Smashes and the story mode. Even the 'deepest' of Smash will always pale against actual deep fighting games. Pat yourself in the back all you want, we all know any anime fighter wiki would make your pants turn yellow and brown the moment you see motion inputs and actual complex mechanics.
Anonymous No.723537272 [Report]
>>723528451 (OP)
You retards can't help but bitchmoan and whine. You always out yourselves as bots too. Humans can recognise more than one type of soul.
Anonymous No.723537437 [Report]
>N64snoy johtoddler gets clowned on in short order.

Luv to see it!
Anonymous No.723537473 [Report] >>723537765
>>723535912
>armada only played fox against leffen
oh ok so you have no fucking clue what youre talking about and know nothing about melee. typical spacie faggot.
>should easily body falco
its her best top tier match up but its still 50/50 at BEST. lasers completely wreck her neutral. but yeah unless they are really good I can body birdfags but if they know what theyre doing and not afraid to camp peach is cooked.
Anonymous No.723537494 [Report] >>723537785 >>723537927 >>723538594
>>723534674
You’re kidding right? Gen 2’s starters are some of the most forgettable ones in the series, while the Gen 3 starters are very beloved and arguably the second most popular trio behind only the Kanto starters. I do like Meganium though.
Anonymous No.723537602 [Report]
>>723537228
>the absolute state of brawl zoomtards
Anonymous No.723537639 [Report]
>>723535406
They actually allowed you to bond with them throughout the entire game.
Anonymous No.723537685 [Report]
>>723537228
TRVKE
Anonymous No.723537765 [Report] >>723538264
>>723537228
>momentum
Not a freak accident
>keeping your momentum when air dodging into the ground
Also intentional
>strong DI
Intentional
>L cancelling
Intentional as well, since Z cancelling was in 64 and L cancelling was the same thing but nerfed (in 64 it got rid of all recovery frames, in melee only half)
Fuck off retard

>>723537473
Nta but Armada really only did play Fox against Leffen and Hbox. Against mango, ppmd, and any other top competitor at the time he was playing Peach. He also played Peach in pools because her game is more consistent and Fox is more explosive and harder to play through dozens of matches. So what did you mean by this?
Anonymous No.723537785 [Report] >>723537927 >>723538061
>>723537494
I don't think it's even arguable at this point. More people are choosing fucking Tepig over the Johto starters in ZA. The nostalgia troons lost.
Anonymous No.723537927 [Report]
>>723537494
>>723537785
>people who consider themselves Pokemon fans have shit taste
No surprise here. It is Nintendo's most slop franchise.
Anonymous No.723538008 [Report] >>723538130
>>723536671
>something with a giant head
LOL
Anonymous No.723538061 [Report]
>>723537785
one becomes a chinese warrior while the other two become flower on a flower and a masked manchild, the choice is clear
Anonymous No.723538130 [Report]
>>723538008
it really do be like that
Anonymous No.723538174 [Report] >>723538260 >>723538468 >>723538872
>>723528451 (OP)
>sequel improves upon its predecessor in every way
Cubesnoys are seething that they will never experience this. They only ever got Brawls in their lifetime.
Anonymous No.723538260 [Report] >>723538468 >>723538601
>>723538174
>made teambuilding worse
>made battles much slower
>level 50 champion lol
you are not part of the team
Anonymous No.723538264 [Report]
>>723537765
>Nta but Armada really only did play Fox against Leffen and Hbox
SMASH SUMMIT 6 GRAND FINALS. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!?
Anonymous No.723538321 [Report]
>>723529350
how does it feel knowing you hold one of the shittiest contrarian opinions known to gaming as a whole? melee haters have to literally make shit up out of thin air in order to find reasons to hate on it.
Anonymous No.723538468 [Report]
>>723538260
Soul

>>723538174
Soulless dogshit
Anonymous No.723538594 [Report] >>723539119
>>723537494
>Feraligatr is a physical attacker with barely any physical moves
>Typhlosion is literally just Charzard without the flying type
>>>Meganium
Even GF didn't give a shit about the gen 2 starters
Anonymous No.723538601 [Report]
>>723538260
AIIIEEEE IS THAT... A FUNKO POP DIGIMON????
Anonymous No.723538726 [Report]
>nugen fags are so triggered by charizard they have a schizo episode when he's not even there
Anonymous No.723538872 [Report]
>>723538174
>shoving the legendary in my face
I miss when Pokemon felt like an adventure and I could discover the mysterious strong legendary Pokemon by myself.
Anonymous No.723539027 [Report] >>723542061 >>723546114
Like, I can understand if you think Melee is too fast for you or recovering is too hard. And I can especially understand if you prefer Brawl over Melee only because of Subspace. But calling Melee "janky" or that it plays bad is one of the most insane contrarian takes there are. It's on level of complaining about TF2's gameplay being janky because air strafing and blast jumps are a thing.

I have a feeling that to many anons on /v/, the hate and dislike towards Melee is because
>Lack of own skill and insecurity
>Contrarianism/flamewar
>Frustration that some people are actually passionate about vidya
>Melee's competitive scene isn't corporate-backed like other e-sports
Like with TF2, you have anons here saying "Move on already!!!!" Whenever people play either of them. Nothing is as scary to your average /v/irgin than someone liking vidya rather than spending all the time just complaining about them(and constantly talking about american idpol shit and pretending to be a political activist by derailing /v/ threads).
Anonymous No.723539119 [Report] >>723539746
>>723538594
>>Feraligatr is a physical attacker with barely any physical moves
It actually has a large physical movepool. What?
Anonymous No.723539339 [Report]
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Anonymous No.723539383 [Report] >>723539432
fucking kill yourself for ruining a melee thread with pokeslop
Anonymous No.723539432 [Report]
>>723539383
>OP: I would hate to see Gen 3 Pokemon appear
>50 posts of you seething about Johto
you literally brought it upon yourself you dumb nigger
Anonymous No.723539746 [Report]
>>723539119
Not in gen 2
Anonymous No.723539875 [Report] >>723540060
>>723529480
Smash tendies need deodorant but for ass juice.

A deodorant for the ass.
Anonymous No.723540060 [Report]
>>723539875
they need deodorant but for everything
take a shower stinky
Anonymous No.723540257 [Report] >>723540339
>>723534361
>had become too babyish
They literally added baby designs
Anonymous No.723540339 [Report]
>>723540257
And Sugimori is implying it was a bad decision, genius.
Anonymous No.723540360 [Report] >>723540420 >>723540478
Remember, anyone who calls this series "Smash" instead of "Smash Bros" or "Super Smash Bros" is a tranny.
Anonymous No.723540420 [Report]
>>723540360
For me it's SSB
Anonymous No.723540478 [Report] >>723540509 >>723540580
>>723540360
i call it melee becase thats the only good game in the series
Anonymous No.723540509 [Report] >>723540562
>>723540478
64 is better than Melee.
Anonymous No.723540562 [Report] >>723540603
>>723540509
mario 64 is indeed better than melee, wiisnoy
Anonymous No.723540580 [Report]
>>723540478
>melee
That's SSBM to you faggot
Anonymous No.723540603 [Report]
>>723540562
I think the HRT has gone to your brain, shitcube tranny.
Anonymous No.723540756 [Report]
I wish he had the time to at least include wario. when I was a kid I remember not liking any of the characters on the roster but I would've liked wario
Anonymous No.723542061 [Report] >>723543865 >>723546114 >>723548189
>>723539027
It's sad just how facetious you have to be to even try and defend your excuse of a party game by inmediately strawmaning anyone that disagrees with you. Yes, /v/ has a lot of stupid faggots that talk about videogames they never played, too bad a lot of the people that mock your game full of losers are other fgc circles so full of second hand embarrasment over your conduct and honestly laughable sense of superiority over other games on your own franchise that they feel the need to disavow you entirely. You know, people that play actual fighting games, people that can inmediately feel how unresponsive and wrong Melee feels. Your comparison with TF2 is complete shit the moment you use two neurons and realize you can still just do Sniper, or Medic, or Spy without engaging with blast jumps, unlike in Melee where dealing with the retarded jank is a must if you are to fight online autismos. Don't even get me started on the controler modifications. Even if there is something worthwhile in the end, why bother? There is tons of fighting games with great movement that wont ask me to deal with unintended crap and upfront monetary costs just to be able to compete, it just feels great from the get go. Cope all you want loser, no one will ever take you seriously.

It is also very funny you bring up politics being obnoxious on a community where you'll get banned for wrongthink, kek. Retards like you can't be helped.
Anonymous No.723542113 [Report] >>723542182 >>723547942
>>723533109
NTA but i loved Brawl, final smashes and a proper campaign were excellent additions + some of my never evers like Wario and Ike got in. Was it a competitively balanced game? Fuck no, and the game gets rightfully memed on even to this day for having an aptly named Meta Knight meta. Was always a fun time though.
Anonymous No.723542182 [Report] >>723542428
>>723542113
>name is meta knight
>was the meta
Anonymous No.723542428 [Report]
>>723542182
yep, that's how it is. In fact, a character's place in any given tier list in influenced in large part (though not completely) by how good they are versus Meta Knight, the game's most centralizing matchup. This is why you see a character like King Dedede so high up in such evaluations despite being nothing special in so many areas, because he can infinitely chaingrab meta knight (and a few other characters if i recall)
Anonymous No.723543161 [Report]
>>723534503
it's the opposite actually. brawl was way better than melee with 4 players due to the chaos in items and stages
Anonymous No.723543865 [Report] >>723546114 >>723548189
>>723542061
>people that can inmediately feel how unresponsive and wrong Melee feels
I am not sure if you have played Melee that much. The whole point is that the controls are very responsive and majority of stuff lacks any kind of buffer. That might make the game feel "unresponsive" if you are used to being able to buffer moves and stuff.
>and realize you can still just do Sniper, or Medic, or Spy without engaging with blast jumps
>Medic
>withotu engaging with blast jumps
Now I am not sure if you have even played TF2, or even watched any kind of competitive games. Ignoring the fact that Medic has a Medigun specifically for that(Quick-Fix, pity I have to tell you but I am not 100% sure if you actually have played TF2), but you can use enemy explosives by using them as your own kind of blast jump. This goes to also Sniper and Spy, more to Spy who wants to also escape. Also whole bullet strafing, Spy's trickstabs, trimping, etc. etc.
It is kinda sad you left out air strafing out, because that is what almost all characters use regularly(if they are good at least) minus Heavy who is so slow it's rarely worth it, but it's not like you see Peach wavedash in Melee because her wavedash is absolute ass. All characters in Melee have their own mechanics, even Puff who is fun to make fun of in comp scene for being simple.
>unlike in Melee where dealing with the retarded jank is a must if you are to fight online autismos
Nobody in the end is forcing you to play comp with Melee. It is just the most popular aspect of it because it offers so much. You can say TF2 is jank. You can say any fighting game is jank. The difference is that Melee has been around so long and keeps getting pushed while majority of other comp scenes move to newest entry, as the devs/publishers only support those comp scenes and e-sports. Melee, and even most Ultimate, tourneys don't have that luxury.
It is the difference with grassroots vs company run e-sports scenes.
All you can do is throw insults
That's it
Anonymous No.723543882 [Report] >>723544084
>>723537039
The mods are trying to fix the mp, SSE isn't balanced around melee physics.
Anonymous No.723544084 [Report] >>723544656 >>723548094 >>723548189
>>723543882
Brawl subspace co-op with my sister are some of the best times I have had in any Smash game outside of going to local Melee tourneys.
I'm bit sad that Sakurai and his team never made another adventure mode like it, and WoL felt bit too like glorified Event Mode. Was still fun to go through(except Wily spirit fuck that one specifically)
Anonymous No.723544656 [Report] >>723546567
>>723544084
Going from Brawl to Sm4sh was such an incredible disappointment, imagine having to pay the same price for half the game.
Anonymous No.723546114 [Report]
>>723539027
>>723542061
>>723543865
Anonymous No.723546567 [Report] >>723548094 >>723548189
>>723544656
Sm4sh had Smash Run which was fucking amazing...
...On the 3DS. I have no idea why they didn't add Smash Run on Wii U version. Or Switch version. They had no excuses to not add it on Ultimate. I find Ultimate a strange game. Rosterfagging was a fun past time, and it's cool they wanted to promote competitive scene for Smash games for a while. But after all is said and done, it feels like you only really have just the default Smash and not much else. WoL is WoL, Target Smash is Target Blast(Horrid), Homerun Contest is a nice distraction, and even when Classic is one of the best versions of the mode, it still feels bit annoying there isn't something like Boss Battle mode except for Sephiroth only.
But most painful thing to me was removal of trophies completely, it was the way I learned about lot of games and characters, and now you only have sticke- "spirits". Like spirits are a cool idea but I would rather have trophies with all kinds of info. Or at least the spirits could have same kind of info.
Anonymous No.723547942 [Report]
>>723542113
Brawl was great casually, it doesn't work competitively at all though. Thankfully I had friends who weren't tryhards to enjoy the game with.
Anonymous No.723548094 [Report] >>723548272
>>723544084
>>723546567
You will never be a woman.
Anonymous No.723548189 [Report] >>723548272
>>723542061
>>723543865
>>723544084
>>723546567
You will never have sex
Anonymous No.723548272 [Report]
>>723548094
Uhh, okay?

>>723548189
I have tho, stop projecting baka