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Anonymous No.723534665 [Report] >>723535073 >>723535119 >>723535163 >>723535693 >>723535819 >>723535861 >>723536067 >>723536115 >>723536640 >>723536904 >>723537583
Whats the absolute worst thing that can happen if they get brought back and rebooted into the modern era?
Anonymous No.723534728 [Report] >>723534929
they make it gay and brown and make a movie to go alongside it.
Anonymous No.723534742 [Report] >>723535960
It would be noticeably woke. It would be cringe.
Anonymous No.723534818 [Report]
Jak becomes brown like Kameo.
Anonymous No.723534929 [Report]
>>723534728
they make jak old and frumpy with an ugly black female being the actual protagonist sideling Daxter as comic relief
Anonymous No.723535073 [Report] >>723536408
>>723534665 (OP)
It can't be more soulless than the original
>we're done ripping off sonic, let's rip off banjo kazooie now
>dreamworks smirk
Funny how a sharty meme erased the "legacy" of 'jak
Anonymous No.723535119 [Report]
>>723534665 (OP)
Why do you need to invent imaginary scenarios to be upset about?
Anonymous No.723535163 [Report] >>723535325 >>723535716
>>723534665 (OP)
It's one of those weird things were, on one hand, I kind of wish there was more Jak and Daxter and, on the other hand, I know for a fact that there is a literal 0% chance of a new Jak and Daxter game being even remotely good because Naughty Dog is now the company that made TLoU2 and is currently making this abomination
Anonymous No.723535235 [Report]
>I'M GONNA UNALIVE PRAXIS
Anonymous No.723535325 [Report] >>723535396
>>723535163
I hope this game rups the company
Anonymous No.723535396 [Report] >>723535774 >>723536108
>>723535325
/v/ will pretend it's bad and that it bankrupted the company while it gets 9/10 reviews and sells millions
Anonymous No.723535693 [Report]
>>723534665 (OP)
They make him a better man
Niel Druckman
It’s a softreboot
Anonymous No.723535716 [Report] >>723536005 >>723536729 >>723542019
>>723535163
You know what the bigger thing that concerns me aside from the woke shit or generic slop or the movie games that comes out from Sony? What the hell comes after THIS?
Like has any anon ever even conceived of what Sony is gonna do once the """"""old guard""""""" leave for other ventures or retire? Like for Naught Dog Niel Druckman whether Heretic succeeds or not propbably only has like one game in him at the rate that he develops. Once that fag is gone what the fuck is Naughty Dog? Who are the bright minds over there that have some grand idea? What about Insomniac? Santa Monica? Who are the bright guys who are posed to take lead roles and become the defacto face of Sony first party titles once the older guys leave? Like I know Nintendo has had to deal with this problem cause they know Miyamoto and Sakurai and Tezuka are getting fucking up there in age and have made strides relatively recently to give the big games to relatively newer faces, but what the fuck does Sony have to address this issue? Like the only new breath of life they have is Team Asobi, and that was already mostly leftovers from Japan Studio. Like seriously Sony has fucking nothing
Anonymous No.723535774 [Report]
>>723535396
look at the comments on the video and tell me that's /v/
Anonymous No.723535819 [Report] >>723535893 >>723535905
>>723534665 (OP)
>Jak is washed up
>You play as him for a little bit to justify the marketing and title as "Jak" but then you play as a new female character that's better than Jak in every conceivable way, just because.
Anonymous No.723535861 [Report]
>>723534665 (OP)
There’s pretty much no way in hell that they’re ever going to touch this series again, and I think I’m fine with that. The Naughty Dog that made Crash and Jak is long gone.
Anonymous No.723535893 [Report]
>>723535819
A game with Ashelin would work though
Anonymous No.723535905 [Report]
>>723535819
this is what kills off every shitty licenced fanfic of every older media
Anonymous No.723535960 [Report]
>>723534742
>It would be noticeably antiwhite.
fix'd
Anonymous No.723536005 [Report]
>>723535716
They’ve got a pretty close relationship Kojima Productions as well, but that’s all I can think of.
Anonymous No.723536067 [Report] >>723536183 >>723538769
>>723534665 (OP)
I would have it follow Jak's and Keira son with Daxter following him around. Return to platforming adventure not gta lite with guns since that ruined the series
Anonymous No.723536108 [Report]
>>723535396
>while it gets 9/10 reviews and sells millions via bundles and the game is tosdsed in the trash
no one cars what cock sucking antiwhite whore say anon.
this game won't turn profit.
It might be lucky to hit 10mil after 4-5 years of free give aways and 5 buck bargin bins...but that aint gonna be shit for profits.
Anonymous No.723536115 [Report]
>>723534665 (OP)
Let's talk about positive things because I'm tired of the negativity.
Jak goes back in time when Keira was in her prime in the sand village to bang her.
Daxter gets some foot jobs too.
There.
Anonymous No.723536183 [Report]
>>723536067
Why did they fuck up my wife so much when she was literally perfect in jak & daxter?
Anonymous No.723536256 [Report]
It would be full to the brim of dehumanizing, standard Sony moviegame agendas, LGTBQ propaganda, Marvel humor and unfun gameplay. None of the girls would be hot either and say goodbye to the cartoony artstyle.
Anonymous No.723536408 [Report]
>>723535073
true, also nobody talks about how many shitty shallow minigames there are more than actual platforming
Anonymous No.723536640 [Report]
>>723534665 (OP)
Jaks shoulder guard is comepletely wrong
jaks head shape is wrong and that daxter model is awful.
Anonymous No.723536729 [Report]
>>723535716
>have to wait for all these fuckers like Randy Pitchford, Neil Cuckman, everyone at 343 & Bungie, etc to die off
>they're young enough that by the time they age out, I'll probably be too old to play vidya

sucks desu. But then again there probably won't be some return to a gilded age where these companies make fun games again instead of some mtx treadmill hellscape. Or worse, some corporatized narrative game clearly patronizing the mentally ill.
>games like LiS will never return to hot lesbo sex
very sad
Anonymous No.723536904 [Report]
>>723534665 (OP)
If bluepoint, graphical upgrade de-souling
If naughty dog, mean spirited reboot
Anonymous No.723537583 [Report]
>>723534665 (OP)
unreal + generative AI
id take a wheelchair bound shaniqua over that shit
Anonymous No.723538769 [Report]
>>723536067
Keira got shafted in Jak 3 in favour of Ashelin
Anonymous No.723538843 [Report]
I'm gonna scold Praxis
Anonymous No.723539747 [Report]
Can't wait until Jak 3 is finally finished
Anonymous No.723542019 [Report]
>>723535716
ND have nothing
Insomniac are being locked up in the Marvel mines for over a decade if not more(provided they don't drop below a certain sales threshold which will have the contract pulled).
Sucker Punch nothing.
Santa Monica nothing.
They're basically fucked. Like you said, only Team Asobi has any chance of making something after the old blood fucks off.