Thread 723757357

Damn, are female gamers like this?

>>723757357 (OP)
I could fix her, but choose not to

No.

not video games

they don't actually look like that

what the fuck is a "girlfailure" this sounds like some weird troon shit

>>723757357 (OP)
these types of women are not real

>>723757357 (OP)
no this is the coomer ideation of it
back in the day we called them "legbeards" look it up

>>723757357 (OP)
add 100 pounds

>>723757357 (OP)
They would be 200 pounds more than articulated in the drawing.

>>723757536
If you aren't married with kids by 25 you're a failure.

>>723757357 (OP)
Hell no. They are extremely fat, narcissistic, and vapid as hell. Eating and Seeing are NOT HOBBIES.

stop making up women nigga

>>723757536
Just some made up zoomer porn brainrot bullshit. It comes from Failmale aka a tranny

>>723757574
and acne

>>723757591
>If you aren't married with kids by 25 you're a failure.
This is Christmas Cake. Girlfailure is just nicely calling a female an incel.

>>723757628
why?

>>723757536
>>723757559
>>723757574
>>723757591
Seethe harder moids

>>723757357 (OP)
you forgot the #1 - landwhale

>>723757357 (OP)
Where's the trail

>>723757567
it has been at least a decade since i saw anyone use that term
lmao

>>723757708
She's not a 'girlfailure,' tho. Ritsuko is.

stop making threads about every image you think is amusing even though it has nothing to do with videogames and then coming up with a post that has the word game in it that you dont actually give a fuck about you just wanted to post your retarded picture because you are 14 and think its funny

>>723757357 (OP)
How hard is it to keep discussion oriented around video games? I'm 101% sure you crossposted this disgusting zoomer garbage from Twitter.

>spreads her legs for beta provider
>easy mode for life

>>723757357 (OP)
women don't play video games.

>>723757901
Trannies are on so many drugs they can't differentiate between reality and fantasy and you expect them to stay "on topic."

girlfailure types I feel are the only ones I could relate to, had some cute girl in my class approach me after telling me hi then asking me meaningless question about the class to begin interaction and thinking it over, I literally cannot see myself in a relationship with a normal girl who's had a normal pretty little life

>>723757879
you should become a janny, I heard the pay is great

>>723757536
Part unhygienic and part not barbie

>>723757830
word, this was before the e-girl phenomena where girls play whatever latest AAA game is for a crowd of ten million simps pounding their meat
it's even worse now they just put on anime avatars
world's a fuck

I LOVE WORSHIPPING AND GLORIFYING THE MOST BOTTOM OF THE BARREL HUMAN GARBAGE BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOFT INSIDES!!!!
I LOVE CONTRIBUTING TO THE NATIONAL EGO OF VAPID WHORES WHO WILL NEVER CHOOSE ME - THUS IRONICALLY FULFILLING MY COPE CYCLE OF PURSUING FICTIONAL REPRESENTATIONS
I LOVE THROWING MY MONEY AWAY TO PEOPLE WHO EXPLOIT ME! I AM ENTIRELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM AN INDIAN MAN!

This pic is ancient. 4chan is really heating up Twitter's week old leftovers.

>>723757980
You can sense the seething behind this post

>>723758042
Right, I forgot girlfailure was a tranny buzzword. I hope OP kills ximself.

>>723757357 (OP)
both I knew used to wear sweatpants and a hoodie most of the time, often with nothing else underneath (bc lazy)

>>723758159
Yes i admit it now show bobs

>>723758142
it's funny because a lot of this fresh wave of simp shit comes from the asians

>>723757357 (OP)
yeah add 200 pounds and body stench from not washing in 2 weeks, then it might be realistic. this is just a gooner fetish fantasy.

>>723757708
Lol beer makes you fat.

>>723757980
seems kinda retarded that you haven't spread your cheeks for a provider

>>723758153
other way around

>>723757357 (OP)
She should be skinnier and a can of cheapass energy instead and optionally a joint.
Looking like this every hour off but completely dolls herself up for the two days she works.
t. has a rl friend like this

This is literally my gf, down to the exact same shorts (albeit blonde)
I got her into gaming since she wasn’t a big fan when we met and now she’s the one convincing me to 100% Yakuza games because her adhd riddled ass just loves completing everything on the completion list, god bless her and wish me luck in mahjong lads

>>723757536
>what the fuck is a "girlfailure"

>>723757567
>no this is the coomer ideation of it
This, and it's fucking loathsome. Same as with every other niche (monster girls, MILFs, goth girls, etc), it just ends up being a conventionally attractive woman in cosplay

>>723757536
>sounds like some weird troon shit
Spot on. Only ever see "women" and their ilk using it. It's really impressive that a word can be so inorganic, so fake, that you can instantly pinpoint what groups are using it and pushing it.

>>723757357 (OP)
The only girlfailures are those who didn't have children before they turned 18.

>>723758261
>eats literal shit all day
>drinks
>still looks good
Yjk Ritsuko was seething

WAAAAAAAAAA CAN'T I HAVE SOME PRIVATE SECURITY! I'M HALF-CHINESE AND I COSPLAY AS A JOB!

>>723758059
That was my thinking but their self esteem is so low that can't actually handle an in person relationship.

>>723758261
I hope so.

>>723758398
yeah, if you're a NOTICER you'll realize that the biggest problem with video games on 4chan or on twitter or on anywhere including video games themselves is that most people seem to be secondaries and the worst of it is the coomers
does anyone give a fuck about bowsette anymore
no one posting lady D or even talking about her game anymore
coomers just follow trends dragging their dick behind them, sad

>>723757708
Where can I get a girlfriend like Ritsuko

>>723758571
NERV HQ

>>723758317
basically my sister except replace cheap energy drink with whiteclaws and weed/cigarettes

>>723757536
women witnessed men commiserating each other over being losers, and felt left out
they have now commodotized it, as they do with all things

>>723758487
then what's the answer when you're fucked up, like this girl in my class probably thinks I'm some normal person because I have a very curated mask I show to the world but the moment the mask comes off then who I really am is revealed and she is going to run

Girlfailures owe me disinterested sex

Women should wear bra to begin with, prove me wrong.

>>723758640
you mean CEOs and shareholders

>>723757980
If she gives sex, makes food and takes care of the house then it's a good deal

>>723758748
A TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH

>>723757357 (OP)
Closest thing you'll get to that is this
female gaymers look way worse than pic related on average

>>723758768
no, I don't

>>723758939
then you're a retard

>>723757357 (OP)
Personally I prefer gamerzutts

t. Moahmmed

>>723757357 (OP)
I don't want to fix her, I like her just the way she is.

>>723757536
Opposite of girlboss.

>>723757357 (OP)
Yeah. except they're black and live in some inner city shithole hoping to meet the man who will fix their lives on tinder hookups

>>723759025
stinky?

i dated a "girlfailure" type once, she broke up with me because her therapist told her to

>>723758492
brosnan...

>>723758873
nah, I'm not a psycho at all, I'm just profoundly weird and repulsive

>>723759112
More Beer! More Weight!!!

>>723757357 (OP)
Every woman is like this on a weekend inside home.
Want a real girfailure? and a full week body odor, sweat marks and overweight.

>>723758142
But Indians don't have any money

>>723757357 (OP)
>this specific kind of short pants
they're dolphin shorts you retard

>>723757357 (OP)
Where do I find these?

>>723759262
They don't actually exist.

>>723757357 (OP)
literally me except im skinnyfat, its beyond over

Not dorky enough
Either make her super skinny or chubby, and add freckles
Also make her one headpat away from a mental breakdown

>>723759236
My utility bill costs 300% more to make garbage like this

>>723759262
>>723759316
i found one.... well rather, she found me

>>723759070
this, but also more importantly they're gay

>>723759236
please shut the fuck up you disgusting ai gooner retard

>>723759201
don't forget that they're also hairy as fuck

>>723759080
>girls
>stinky
impossible...

>>723759262
you need to home invade every house in the neighborhood, specifically in the daytime(so the parents are out of the house) and specifically check the basement

>>723759386
you're welcome anon

>>723757357 (OP)
Make her obese and that would be accurate.

>>723759447
>impossible
you have never met a girl who doesn't wipe her ass then, because when you get them wet the shit runs into the vaginal secretions and it smells HORRIBLE

>>723757357 (OP)
absolutely not. and if they are, they are acting the part while having a chad boyfriend and making 7 figures off of onlyfans

>>723759404
tell us more, lad

>>723757357 (OP)
This DOESN'T exist

The closest your going to get is that tranny with aids that capcom hired as their mascot

>>723759236
ugly af
at least animate something attractive

>>723759548
bro

>>723758640
Somehow I do not think shit like >>723757357 (OP) is made by women, for women

>>723759626
This fat fuck certainly found the fridge

>>723759548
that thought alone makes me ill

>>723759621
i literally almost threw up anon

>>723757357 (OP)
>No cock
Why suddenly /v/ become so fucking straight?

>>723758528
Oh and try to call them out for their braindead no-standards hypocrisy and they'll call you a homo or a tranny.
I wish excessive masturbation was instantly fatal so that these subhumans disappear overnight

how do i add a woman like this to a game and not have people mistake it for twitter female empowerment quirky girlfailure shit or whatever (i actually just have a fetish for chubby drunk women)

>>723757357 (OP)
wait a minute

>>723759548
everyone got memed into wanting nigger asses without knowing how bad they smell
lmao

Imagine having a dork gf play a horror game while she sits in your lap
You can feed her snacks and provide moral support via cuddles
OR
You can touch her during a tense moment and make her jump and scream
Pray she doesnt piss herself

>>723759719
sorry anon I'll try to fix the situation

>>723759594
no because they're watching.....

>>723759783
>Pray she doesnt piss herself

haha...yeah...

>>723759560
Show your tits.

>>723759796
>tattoos
Ruined.

>>723759560
we could fix that in a few hours nona

>>723759725
A lot of it is Asians, if you have any experience with Chinese people they constantly insult each other with "gay" and "poor".
They're also behind numberfagging.

>>723759772
nah it doesn't have anything to do with the ass, it's how fucking lazy the girl is. If you are going to fuck someone, you better be LITERALLY taking a soapy washcloth to your asshole, man or woman. If you're not, your partner is judging your gross asshole hard.

>>723759548
deer > women

>>723759719
That would be redundant though since every tranny is a failure

>>723759548
Why are you interacting with people who don't wipe their asses?

>>723759940
/k/...

>>723759927
fat-assedness directly correlates with laziness tho

>>723759950
i'm ugly as sin

>>723759603
Sadly even someone like Sue would be out of reach for like 95% of the niggers here

>>723757357 (OP)
>i can fix-

Oh my fucking God why the hell would you want to? She's not even an interesting fix like some crazy girls are, its just about getting her off her lazy ass and getting her to do something with her life. Talk about a drain on your resources. And before you say "If you're broke just say that", It's not financially smart to throw away money on a person like that no matter your circumstance.

>>723758921
Where's her Jesus candles?

>>723760004
naw some girls have naturally fat asses, and some fat girls have no asses. it's the same as boobs imo

>>723759716
You think that's bad. I was having anal sex with a girl once and felt a horrible feeling during it. I pulled out and she had shit on my dick but it also got in my piss hole too

>>723760006
>i'm ugly as sin

>>723759548
This is why we need gynoids NOW. Flesh beasts are repulsive.

I have never donated money to a woman.

girl stink...

>>723760021
You mean steven. His actual name is steven

>girlfailure = hot woman with messy hair
>thick gf = hot woman but with a big ass
>mommy gf = hot woman with big tits
Any original material?

>>723760150
>lying on the internet!
Stop LARPing already, you butt hurt cretin!

You've had sex with your left hand and your right hand!

DEAL WITH IT!

COME AT ME!

>>723760187
Im already training AI to get addicted to the thought of pregnancy and giving birth

>>723759309
Id watch More marvel if they made all the women troughmaxx like this.

>>723759404
what I've noticed with people who post this anime on 4chan (but on other sites to) is that they are usually a troon or someone that's being groomed by one

>>723759626
that is exactly the kinda creature i envision when i see someone say they play dbd

>>723759457
holy shit my entire city is now under a water shortage emergency

>>723760275
slampig

>>723757357 (OP)
Most female subgroups don't really have a stereotypical look in my experience, unless they use makeup to look that way. Most gamer girls are fat, e-girls or Asian.

>>723759764
fun fact: she's super fucking bushy in that, they just airbrushed the hair out. Like, jungle thick.

>>723760254
Don't care, still would

>>723759927
Anal

Women aren't real

>>723757357 (OP)
Where are the stink lines?

This is good, but we can go dorkier

>>723760772
I sniffed up all of them

>>723760815
>dork
in what way is this a dork

>>723760815
Post the better version.

>>723760815
This pic would be so much hotter if she had self harm scars on her thighs

Ban all failed normalfags

>>723759548
I remember going to one of the deer islands fondly
They were like giant fat rats but at least they were cute

>>723760971
based, then ban all gacha and AI niggers

"Girlfailures" are either huge sluts or schizo feminists. A cute, virgin, mentally stable neet autist girl who won't ruin your life does not exist. You are wasting your time with a woman who isn't real.

>>723761010
those are all the same thing

>>723761010
blocking mobile traffic would kill most of that stuff
and the site at the same time since thats where the money is

>>723761010
>seething about gacha out of nowhere