Thread 723893302

>>723893302 (OP)
>too male gazey
>too CIS
>too heteronormative
Aliens arriving on the 29th cannot destroy this planet fast enough

>>723893302 (OP)
>Chuds took the bait and bought it just to be cucked in-game in 4K
LMAOOOOOO

I'm still buying Pokemon Legends Z-A.

>>723893302 (OP)
>get rejected even in game
There's no respite from this hell.

Well... when I saw that Aaron Paul would be participating, I assumed the game would turn out to be crap like this. kek

>>723894596
>>723895123
qrd

>>723893302 (OP)
I am no longer buying her game

>>723895123
kill them both and then glass the script writer

>>723893302 (OP)
Uhh what’s the woke seethe here? She rejects you?

>>723893302 (OP)
Art imitates life.

>>723893302 (OP)
She's craving the D hard, but is in an obvious abusive relationship with Phemomaman. She doesn't want to get close with the MC in order to protect him. It's not that complicated...

So you’re telling me that you’re pissed that she doesn’t fall in love with you five minutes after meeting you?

>episodic game
>"will they-won't they" romance subplot
I forget how many zoomers are unfamiliar with episodic content, television or otherwise

>>723893302 (OP)
Based. She belongs to ___

You zoomers all want the instant gratification. You don’t care about buildup or character development

>>723895994
What happened to this guy?Is he still alive ?

>>723896067
>Phemomaman
Literally who ?

>>723895305
there's tension between you and her in the beginning but she turns you down
she dates 3 more heroes before finally falling for you towards the end

>>723896067
>>723893302 (OP)
of-fucking-course haha. God of course. hahahahahahahah every fucking single female character in a western game is like tis. Every-single-one. I knew it. Every fucking character in this dogshit pos is all about SEX and having BOYFRIENDS and RELATIONSHIPS. Haha funny joke about getting FUCKED in the past don't you like it player? Don't you wanna hear about all these cool and intere-THEY'RE GETTING FUCKED THEY'RE FUCKING EACH OOTHERR SEX SEX SEX!!!

>>723896681
Hamudi disappeared after covid.

>Goes to kiss a drunk woman with a boyfriend
You gotta play the game man, show some restraint and keep your dick in your pants. Also it's a video game so it probably doesn't matter and you'll still get the choice no matter what

Waiting for the mods where she's a h*be that is madly in love with the MC

>>723893302 (OP)
It's over

>>723896113
Why should I care about a damaged, fucked-up degenerate piece of shit "character" that literally has had sex? Why the fuck would I give a fuck about them.

>>723896942
>woman with a boyfriend
lol of course ahahahah
first of all, whore
second of all, why would i date a cheater? that was my shit test and she failed
almost kissing me when she's taken? whore x2
shant be having her

>>723893302 (OP)
Also the blondie is a racist

Another millennial writing white people are le entitled type of shit, yawn

>>723894596
kek

>>723896791
>phenomaman
evil superman archetype I think. Not much info right now, but foreboding music starts playing when he enters and is a dismissive asshole to the MC, so it's pretty clear.

>>723893302 (OP)
Can we date Karlach at least?

>>723896849
Whoever she used fuck 5 minutes ago before she decided to fall for you its not of your concern. We must be better heroes

>>723896067
>dating another man
>cheats on him
Why would I want a cheating whore as my romance option

>>723897125
>Also the blondie is a racist
Based?

>>723896850
>>723897097
are you okay my man?

>>723893302 (OP)
>youtubers and a literal whore among voice actors
Slop on arrival

>>723897324
kek
based betterman

>>723897462
>Moistcritikal, alanah pierce, jacksepticeye
YouTube was a fucking mistake

>>723895305
You both get drunk, share a moment and you have the option to kiss her (you do kiss her if you take the option). Immediately after kissing her (or not) she backs off sheepishly and friendzones you. Awkward.

Later in the game, you share more moments together to the point of several characters commenting that you're dating (one of the superhero girls Invisigal asks if Blonde kissed you on your mouth or your dick) because she's constantly very touchy with you and there's an obvious attraction.

At the end of episode 2 you have the option to ask her out for dinner, but her boyfriend - the Superman stand-in, appears and puts a dent into that plan. He doesn't know if you kissed his girlfriend and invites you with them to dinner.

tl;dr you cuck Superman and we'll see how the remaining episodes develop this situation. I prefer Invisigal over Blonde myself so I don't care.

>>723897324
we must make less typos

>>723897657
And this is what faggots are crashing out over in this thread?

>>723897324
you literally posted picture of a man who fucked hundreds of whores back in his prime

>>723897345
Just do the same with her.
> Fuck and Duck
> Cum and then run
> Dip and skip
> Ram and scram
> etc.

>>723897345
It's literally one of the most common romance subplots in episodic television. Jim and Pam in The Office was exactly this. They make the viewer "okay" with it by making the boyfriend an asshole.

There was some Adam Sandler movie that flipped that trope, and made the husband and actually good guy, and made the guy moving in (Adam Sandler) the asshole (but not realizing it until alter). Don't recall what it was.

>>723897835
Apparently. I doubt most have even played this interactive superhero tv show. It's actually pretty good. Aaron Paul is good as the MC and he's shown as a competent guy with a spine and constantly stands up to superpowered people.

>>723897657
>At the end of episode 2 you have the option to ask her out for dinner, but her boyfriend - the Superman stand-in, appears and puts a dent into that plan. He doesn't know if you kissed his girlfriend and invites you with them to dinner.
why would i want to date a cheater? yeah she cheated with me but she's still a cheater

>>723897657
>we'll see how the remaining episodes develop this situation
wait, the game ISN'T EVEN COMPLETE????
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
westpoz are pathetic

>>723897657
>tl;dr you cuck Superman
Yeah and the MC is supposed to replace a super-cock? How long will it take for the girl to cheat on me too and find another super powered fucking?

>>723897837
Toxic mascuilinity flaunted by an insecure man. We must be stronger than that

>>723898298
The whole game is done they're just releasing it in episodes over the next 2-3 months to try and emulate the marketing hype and discussion of a TV show. You don't buy it in episodes.

>>723898192
I don't give a shit. I'm just explaining one of the more obvious romance subplots I've seen in a story.

>>723898298
It's completed but it's a "tv show" so they're releasing two episodes every week. I don't know if this is going to be a watercooler show exactly though.

>>723898353
I'm starting to think you're a real cuck and you're projecting your insecurities.

>>723898443
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>723893302 (OP)
I didn't kiss her, you've known each other for like 1 hour max
what if she has aids?

>>723898376
TRVKE

>>723898298
>tfw zoomers have never played or heard of any telltale game
i'd tell you to hang yourself but you dont even know how to tie a rope

>>723898353
Is it really that bad over there in the west that this is your mentality

>>723893302 (OP)
Oh, this came out. Can you fuck the mean invisible bitch?

>>723897097
>>723897345
That's most 'murican live-action media, I hardly watch TV shows for this reason. Fucking Hallmark has a whole channel made of movies dedicated to this retarded shit.

So she cheats on her boyfriend? are there other female LIs?

>>723897345
because its a game for women, and most "romantic" media for them is about them cheating

>>723898353
She's attracted to the MC because he's a genuine hero and notSuperman is a phony superpowered retard who probably beats her.

>>723897837
it doesn't matter if men sleep around it's only wrong if women do it

>>723893302 (OP)
>Make a modern game without cuckolding challenge (impossible)

>>723897657
>tl;dr you cuck Superman

>>723898918
ok but i don't want a cheater
are there other LIs?

So how are the other female LIs then?

Hey, if you could cuck Superman, would you?
I know I would. I'm going to rescue Superwoman from that horrible man and make her feel the love of a real man, and then make sweet, sweet love to Invisigal too.

>>723893302 (OP)
It's interesting to me that the degrees of separation between Aaron Paul, a critically acclaimed actor, and someone like Cr1tikal, who is just a guy on the internet, became drastically lowered thanks to one piece of media.

>episodic VN with used goods and cheaters
wow its like im on F95zone!!!

>>723899209
A bunch of better men right here

>>723899247
Only Invisigal so far. Most of these characters are barely around.

>>723894732
wrong thread, poortendie

AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT FUCKING GAME THIS THREAD IS FOR???
HELLO???
ARE YOU PEOPLE REAL??

holy shit this thread stinks of /co/mblr
keep your pozzed whores

>>723899523
Dispatch

>>723899219
Invisigal is apparently an option. I imagine there will probably be others too since picking a love interest is far easier to implement then having X character dead or not.

>>723899523
The Tyrant

>noooo a girl rejected me in my big boi man game gaming is dead!! where is my fantasy whe4r all the hottest girls fall over me?!?!?!?
*OP stomps off to harass his poor mother*

>>723899618
>ugly bossy dyke that don't need no man
yawn like every other modern game
how about a gentle loving maiden? someone that is sincere and kind?

>>723899734
You need to play better games for that

You guys need to be better
seriously what she did was her business stop seething so much about some game
fucking incels man

>>723898610
those were shit too

>>723899869
>cheating was her business
yeah no shit

>>723898743
>>723896067
You really telling me that nu vidya writing is so raw dogshit that people are copying white girl teenage flicks, overused tropes from 3 decades ago? To think this is the same studio that made kino like TWAU and 1st season TWD

>>723897835
this is a marketing thread

>>723899686
If you play the tv show she doesn't even reject the MC. There's several scenes after this where she touches him and acting all tender. She's like a constant lip bite, always horny for the MC. She's just worried that Superman would push her down a flight of stairs if he found out.

>>723899839
wow, could a western game have someone like her?

>>723899869
If i do that im insecure if she does it shes empowered

How does that work?

Reminder to the incels here
One of the most masculine things you can do is to serve others, particularly your wife and kids. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
This is what it means to be better, but sure keep suffering in your mom's basement

>>723900067
>If you play the tv show
What does that mean? Are there 2 ways of playing the game? Like routes?

>>723900067
The thing is that this is just a basic setup for love triangle drama which most people love. It isn't worth freaking out over at all since it's something you would totally expect in something like this.

All I know is that the invisible chick seems like mega cunt for no reason. That leaves the Karlach wannabe and the black chick. Don't know if they're even fuckable.

>>723899839
Marianne von Edmund, my wife

>you made me cheat!!!
>i only cheated because i was afraid of my bf...
only in the mind of women lmao

>>723900208
This is literally a interactive tv-show and you can turn off the QTEs entirely if you want (the QTEs are all easy though) and let all cutscenes play themselves, so you only need to choose dialogue options every now and then and play the management game.

>>723900115
It works by stoping to imagine your little fake scenarios and just to step up
But I doubt /v/irgins would understand

>>723900242
>the invisible chick seems like mega cunt for no reason.
That's every female character written from 2020 onwards for you

>>723900230
>The thing is that this is just a basic setup for love triangle drama which most people love.
lol you mean trannies that play VNs and smut addicted women (where they are the center of the triangle)
>It isn't worth freaking out over at all since it's something you would totally expect in something like this.
Thats the point, you guys are so used to this garbage lol
"oh its expected that all women are whores and the MC is pathetic"
you're literally proving the incel's points with what you wrote

Oh look another incel thread
You guys must be better man
Period

>That one anon in the thread desperately defending the game and calling everyone an incel
kek
>>/co/
>>itch.io

>>723900539
ESL king

wait sdo this entire game is about romance? thanks for saving me from buying it

>>723896849
>Nova Posting

Oh yeah-

>>723900627
Yeah but romance aimed at women

>>723897462
ew

>>723900716
again thanks for saving me from buying it

i kinda liked it

>muh superior homosexual brown culture is weirded out by one of the most common romance plots since the 1600s
Country flags and severe age restrictions on all boards now.

Invisibitch is best bitch btw.

Better man

>>723893302 (OP)
Cuckolding Is heterosexual culture

>>723896559
underrated post

WE

>episodic cuck romance with a girlboss
why not just play a superior nippon VN?

WUZ

BETTER N SHIET MAN

GOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>723900937
Sorry, i don't like cheating women
>Invisibitch is best bitch btw.
overplayed boss bitch character

>>723899993
It's worked for the last 400 years, why wouldn't it work now?

>>723896850
you didnt expect her to be a virgin right? thats unrealistic for anyone above 15

>>723903062
Only for western characters yes.

>>723897462
holy shit what happened to aaron paul, this is like the lowest of the low for an actor, he might as well start doing porn it would be an upgrade

>>723893302 (OP)
"2 new episodes a week so ~2 hours of gameplay every week to encourage discussion"
meanwhile no one on any social media is talking about the game

>>723894732
Has this image ever been associated with a good post?

>>723903330
like you want me to pay a game when only 2 hours out of the 8 total are out? no thanks what if its shit then?
also there are indie made porn VNs with more than 8 hours of "gameplay"
superhuman mogs hard

Hello
Can i mute the disgusting western voice acting??

>>723893302 (OP)
>NTR
>NTR, USA

>>723903330
Wow wonder why no one does episodic releases anymore ahah
surely this time it will work for telltale ahah

>listening to NA streamers voice acting while playing a cuckold simulator
Nahhh thanks not for me
not my taste just saying
maybe its more a zoomer thing

I'm proud to be the rebound for the used goods slut who is ready to settle down

>>723893302 (OP)
You bought a game that looked this gay and expected it to not be gay and lame?

Can't have two white people in a heterosexual romance

>>723899839
>Marianne
>Pure

>>723904313
What is this you fucking degenerate

>>723904583
She's a horse girl

>>723897462
thanks now i dont have to play this game (on youtube, while i play wow)

>>723898443
>>723898610
Dude, that model was horrendous for them and in part why they went under. Do you not remember all the news we got when they were going under? Just because they had a few heavy hitters and fan favorites doesn't mean the release schedule worked well.

>>723893302 (OP)
>>723897462
the trifecta of
>safe generic design
>nu writing aka "did I tell you about this character's sex life???"
>sucking that eceleb reddick to make up for the negative appeal of the game
why can't they never help themselves?

Bump

>>723893302 (OP)
>Trying to get a girl who already got fucked by Superman
It’s so over bros

>>723897462
Jeffrey Wright was great as Felix in the Bond films and they fucking barely used him. Now he’s in some shit video game. Fuck.

>>723897462
Holy shit that's the cherry on top that lets me know to definitely not even pirate this shit

Blazers hips were made to give birth, were is her child?

>>723903637
NTR, USA is only the cuckold sphere

>>723898939
Sound like a STD spreader would say.

>>723909014
>indian

>>723909640
The fuck are you talking about retard?
How much delusional bullshit did you frontload in that one word there?

>>723908745
Notsuperman doesn't know what sex is.

>>723904719
Tell me where to find this so I won't accidentally go there.

>>723910960
You should definitely avoid ThiccwithaQ

>>723897462
>moistcritical
>voice actor
the guy with the most monotonous and boring voice out there?
the one whom people make fun of for talking like an npc?

>>723911080
He plays a literal Batman who can turn into Manbat. It works.

>>723896849
It's a western dating sim, it was inevitable. Fucking around is the cornerstone of western romance.

>Blonde Blazer
this sounds like a literal toddler came up with it wtf

>>723897462
>Moistcritikal
>Jacksepticeye

What the fuck

>>723911276
It sounds like a WWE wrestler name in the early 90s, so yeah.

>>723896849
>>723911269
I am disappointed and repulsed.

>>723911276
Sounds like something a marketing team would make up.

>>723911440
You're fault for expecting this to be like a Japanese one. The west loves hookups and casual fucking.

>>723897462
I genuinely struggle to think of a more Reddit lineup than this one. Just embarrassing.

>>723896559
Mudsharks deserve what they get.

>>723911513
Actually I expected nothing at all; typical Telltale trash of pseudo-choices and railroaded narratives. These relationships existing at all are a surprise; what is not, however, is the typical modern take on them.

>>723893302 (OP)
Lmao capeshit cuck shills eternally btfo

Invisigal best girl

>>723896067
>Western game
>Heroine is a used goods whore getting plowed by ntr man
>Dispatch capeshit cucks shilled this ntr game lmao
Did they copy straight off of the Boys