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Anonymous No.723909083 [Report] >>723909365 >>723909676 >>723910170 >>723910823 >>723911086 >>723912151 >>723913152 >>723914052 >>723914469 >>723916531 >>723917226 >>723920064 >>723922214 >>723922865 >>723925534 >>723934762 >>723937363 >>723937874 >>723938131 >>723949074 >>723952496 >>723953964 >>723954798 >>723959135
>most combine soldiers are regular humans who have had forced surgery and brain washing while also having their families threatened if they resist
>"hero" mows them down with 0 remorse
Why couldn't you just pick up the can?
Anonymous No.723909365 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
>Why couldn't you just pick up the can?
I wanted those achievements.
Anonymous No.723909676 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
Resistance to a hostile occupying force requires solidarity among the occupied. Sycophants, capitulators, and collaborators deserve to hang alongside their task masters.
Anonymous No.723909795 [Report] >>723910132 >>723914052
If they were sexy then I'd have picked up the can.
Anonymous No.723910132 [Report] >>723911246 >>723912140 >>723914052 >>723914469
>>723909795
Get back in uniform, slut.
Anonymous No.723910170 [Report] >>723911039 >>723949161
>>723909083 (OP)
Don't the altered humans get combinebux that they can use to buy sex or something
Anonymous No.723910823 [Report] >>723911743 >>723911952 >>723912703 >>723920064 >>723920174 >>723934609
>>723909083 (OP)
If the Combine caught women with big breasts to make Overwatch soldiers - combines would most likely surgically remove large breasts as unnecessary part ( One of the many Combine war crimes )

Anyway, why did they choose a boring old man as the face of of their propaganda?
They could have created a more "interesting" syntheth for propaganda!
Anonymous No.723911039 [Report]
>>723910170
just CPs but they aren’t altered very extensively
Anonymous No.723911086 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
literal alien ZOG agents
Anonymous No.723911246 [Report] >>723911502 >>723912380 >>723912563 >>723913086 >>723916208
>>723910132
God I want to be a faceless robot lady with a lewd body
Anonymous No.723911502 [Report] >>723911643
>>723911246
The difference between you and me is you want to be the lady, I want to fuck the lady and have no problems with what I am, troon.
Anonymous No.723911643 [Report] >>723911873
>>723911502
NTA but it sounds like he wants to be fucked by you. You should be flattered
Anonymous No.723911743 [Report] >>723912264
>>723910823
What you're proposing is too easy for them and it won't produce any real results - but they need endless grants to develop projects that are sure to fail. If I remember correctly, they've been trying to make realistic, crooked faces and have been producing complete crap for the last 15 years.

If they hadn't tried for realism and hadn't tried to replicate a person 1 to 1, you would have gotten what you wanted a long time ago!
Anonymous No.723911873 [Report]
>>723911643
Sorry non I only fuck faceless robot ladies with fat asses, pass.
Anonymous No.723911952 [Report] >>723912268 >>723912703
>>723910823
>Anyway, why did they choose a boring old man as the face of of their propaganda?
Sadly the Combine don't really have the greatest fun department.
If you know you're making a social race live in a dystopian shithole with roaming synths of war and transhumanized flesh robots you probably don't want to also make the thing keeping any sort of lid on an uprising a synth.
As for why it would have to be Breen, there is probably not the biggest supply left of human slimeballs with at least decent propaganda speaking skills.
Anonymous No.723912097 [Report] >>723912517 >>723914530
God I love women in full helmets
Anonymous No.723912140 [Report] >>723935650
>>723910132
Fuck you, this isn't worth it. Police your own city, I quit.
Anonymous No.723912151 [Report] >>723912264
>>723909083 (OP)
I would join the combine if they were real frfr. Humanity is overrated.
Anonymous No.723912264 [Report]
>>723912151

Hey >>723911743 I think this guy might be proof youre wrong
Anonymous No.723912268 [Report] >>723912441 >>723913113 >>723920347 >>723921129
>>723911952
The CEO of a science company being chosen to be the puppet governor of humanity was always a massive stretch. It's like if aliens invaded and chose Elon Musk to be their representative. You'd think they'd choose the President of the US or Secretary-General of the UN or something
Anonymous No.723912380 [Report]
>>723911246
Pronebone nakadashi
Anonymous No.723912441 [Report] >>723912742
>>723912268
Breen was partly responsible for the resonance cascade that piqued the Combine's attention.
Anonymous No.723912516 [Report] >>723934397
Where the fuck it is
Anonymous No.723912517 [Report] >>723914530 >>723914884
>>723912097
Patrician
Anonymous No.723912563 [Report]
>>723911246
Can we have sex
Anonymous No.723912703 [Report]
>>723910823
>>723911952
>take this traitor Mossman MILF
>Instead of forcing her to do this spy stuff, let's take her to the propaganda department.
>Using the Combine synthetic technologies to make her tits as big as possible.
>Now let her tell her cool stories about Calabrationism from big screens all over C-17
Anonymous No.723912742 [Report] >>723913503
>>723912441
There's a reason aliens typically say "take us to your leader" and don't immediately assume the first human they contact is/should be the leader of their whole species. Maybe if Breen was the actual engineer who created the antimass spectrometer, I could see the Combine being technocrats. But I'm pretty sure he didn't. He is neither a qualified technocrat nor a qualified bureaucrat
Anonymous No.723912840 [Report] >>723921771 >>723937394
why there so many porn addicts here now?
Anonymous No.723913086 [Report] >>723913512 >>723946408
>>723911246
Would it be like, your brain scooped and inserted into a Haydee model, if so: babymaking, bedbreaking, cheek and pelvis-shattering sexo.
Anonymous No.723913109 [Report]
>When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.
Anonymous No.723913113 [Report] >>723913503
>>723912268
This would be true generally, but almost all the events of Half Life operate on Gman's doctrine of the right man in the wrong place.
That is to say, almost any major thing you can think of has probably been orchestrated to the best ability of either Gman's faction, the Combine or any number of third parties (as alluded to by Gordon being open to the highest bidder).

Breen is a known quantity, so either someone arranged the circumstances for him to be able to do what he does best, sell half-truths to put himself in the best position, or even explicitly intervened in some way to make it so because it suited them for him to have that position.
Anonymous No.723913152 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
While each combine soldier has a sympathetic story if you zoom in, so does every member of the greater humanity who's oppression they aid and abet in. "The only thing more tragic than their death is what they chose to do with the lives they had"
Anonymous No.723913437 [Report]
You don't have time to wax sympathetic when someone's shooting at you, regardless of their potential circumstances.
Anonymous No.723913503 [Report] >>723914163 >>723914240 >>723914325
>>723912742
>>723913113
It's a shame they didn't tell us how much control Wallace Breen actually has over Earth.
Of course, he's a puppet of the Advisors, but how much freedom does he have in making decisions about how to govern the planet?
After all, we see a lot of Advisors in capsules inside the Citadel—they're probably there for a reason. They're probably some kind of officers or something... but who has the most power?
Anonymous No.723913512 [Report] >>723913723 >>723914271 >>723915091 >>723920374
>>723913086
>your brain scooped and inserted into a Haydee model
Yup that's what I want! with personality rewrite too
Anonymous No.723913723 [Report]
>>723913512
How easy it would be to take over the Earth without war, just offer people what they want.
Anonymous No.723913975 [Report]
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.723914052 [Report] >>723914652
>>723909083 (OP)
>>723909795
>>723910132
Hnnnggg
You guys should play Willard Networks HL2RP on gmod with me~
Anonymous No.723914163 [Report] >>723916694
>>723913503
If I were the Earth's administrator, I would order all Overwatch soldiers to be produced with as big breasts as possible.
Anonymous No.723914240 [Report] >>723920674
>>723913503
I think his dialogue with captured Gordon, Alyx and Eli in his office shows this extent the best, I can't recall the exact wording without looking it up again but a lot of what he says sounds like he does keep a lot of cards in his own hand to play, at one point exclaiming that he now has all the pieces he wants to make all sorts of bargains with the Combine.
So to me it would seem like he does have quite a bit of autonomy. If nothing else because the Combine can't be bothered to concern themselves with all the trivial concerns of humans and that's exactly what he's for.
Whether or not the Combine would be still on to anything major he's scheming on his own would be a different matter.
Anonymous No.723914271 [Report] >>723914396 >>723914456 >>723915091
>>723913512
>personality rewrite
Faggot, the whole point is keeping your consciousness inside the new body.
Anonymous No.723914325 [Report]
>>723913503
I always figured Breen is like a factory foreman, except the workforce is all of humanity. Or a slave overseer. The Advisors tell him what to do
Anonymous No.723914396 [Report] >>723914659
>>723914271
Same consciousness but the programming of the new body slowly corrupting the one inside is kino
Anonymous No.723914456 [Report] >>723914659
>>723914271
He most likely means that he will retain his personality, but his will will be suppressed so much that he will not be able to resist the program or orders - that is, there is awareness of what is happening - there is no choice or free will.
Anonymous No.723914469 [Report] >>723914671 >>723914709 >>723914749 >>723924441
>>723909083 (OP)
>>723910132
Glad HL2 dropped the idea of having female Combine soldiers.
The designs are sexy as hell but I hate how this type of girl is almost always cannon fodder and I don't like killing sexy girls.
Anonymous No.723914530 [Report] >>723915751 >>723916252 >>723937245
>>723912517
>>723912097
God I fucking love thick as fuck thighs
Anonymous No.723914652 [Report] >>723916613
>>723914052
Nah, I don't play gmod and I have no intention of larping as a female under any circumstance. I just wanted to coom to the idea that all combine soldiers are actually hot chicks that really hate their jobs and are one step away from giving their boss the middle finger. I appreciate the offer though.
Anonymous No.723914659 [Report]
>>723914396
>>723914456
I thought you meant total identity death by that, but it still is boring if it leads to it anyway.
Anonymous No.723914671 [Report]
>>723914469
They would not have been cannon fodder. They would have been analogous to the black ops assassins in Half-Life 1, which were extremely dangerous and used sparingly as a group of them basically amount to a miniboss fight.
Anonymous No.723914709 [Report]
>>723914469
However, the Combine don't like wasting resources!
If women aren't suitable for creating cyborg-synthetic Soldiers, then how do the Combine use women on Earth? Simply ignore them? Make Stalkers? Process them into Biomass?
Anonymous No.723914749 [Report] >>723934563
>>723914469
they cut the sexy assassin design but there probably are female soldiers, it's just hard to tell with the suits. Who knows how many secret sexy ladies you killed when fighting the combine?
Anonymous No.723914768 [Report] >>723914979 >>723915685
>Gordon immigrates to city 17
>IMMEDIATELY commits a CP violation
>entire police force tries to hunt him down
Not exactly a model immigrant.
Anonymous No.723914884 [Report] >>723915751
>>723912517
Hellgate London, whatever happened there?
Anonymous No.723914979 [Report] >>723915424
>>723914768
How could this happen?
Gordon is a white man, especially a scientist!
Why is he acting like this?
Anonymous No.723915091 [Report] >>723915505
>>723913512
>>723914271
Hate to agree with him but half the fun of that idea is breaking in a guy's brain into being a woman, Anon.
Anonymous No.723915270 [Report]
literal troon thread
Anonymous No.723915424 [Report] >>723915540
>>723914979
The last time he saw Alyx she was a small child, then he blinks and wakes up and she's 23 or something with a crush on him and he's missed her peak years.
Anonymous No.723915505 [Report]
>>723915091
I'm not saying that it is bad by itself, what I'm saying is that identity death, the farthest one can take this idea, is gay.
Anonymous No.723915540 [Report]
>>723915424
>he's missed her peak years
but she's not 35 yet
Anonymous No.723915685 [Report]
>>723914768
>BAAAARNEY
>BARNEY DONT ABBREVIATE CIVIL PROTECTION
Anonymous No.723915751 [Report] >>723920167 >>723951453
>>723914884
It came
I came
It got bought by Koreans and consigned to the dustbin of history

>>723914530
If the AGP cretins weren't also here I'd say I was in the company of the most cultured
Anonymous No.723915937 [Report] >>723917212
Is Alyx a virgin by the time of HL2? Any hints of non-virginity in HLA? What specifically does the suppression field do? It stops people from getting pregnant but does it also inhibit libido and make people unable to get horny and have sex at all? Did Fakefactory's fully modelled version of her include an intact hymen?
Anonymous No.723916117 [Report] >>723916195
>expect a hot faceless lady thread
>get tranny ERP
Anonymous No.723916195 [Report]
>>723916117
We're running low on assassins so we're repurposing elites
Anonymous No.723916208 [Report]
>>723911246
Based taste
Same
Anonymous No.723916252 [Report] >>723916610 >>723919778
>>723914530
How about giant fat butts?
Anonymous No.723916387 [Report]
I don't think I'll ever forgive Warframe for unmasking them.
Anonymous No.723916531 [Report] >>723916717
>>723909083 (OP)
First, they're still your enemies. Second, do you really think they can ever go back to living a normal life? Killing them is a mercy.
Anonymous No.723916610 [Report]
>>723916252
Thick thighs pretty much necessitate big fat asses as well, otherwise they just look like weird inflamed growths.
Anonymous No.723916613 [Report]
>>723914652
>hot chicks that really hate their jobs and are one step away from giving their boss the middle finger.
based
Anonymous No.723916694 [Report]
>>723914163
I love this creature design so much
Anonymous No.723916717 [Report] >>723916935
>>723916531
Civil Protection can return to normal life, they just didn't change their body or consciousness in gas masks.
Anonymous No.723916874 [Report] >>723917027 >>723917215 >>723917440
For me, it's csarphong's fempyros
Anonymous No.723916935 [Report] >>723917221 >>723918345 >>723918862
>>723916717
I replayed HL2 literally like last week and I was thinking about the civil protection cops. Some continue to show up even while the rebellion is in full force, how come you don't get to see any civil protections that swapped sides to the rebels? They can't all be evil.
Anonymous No.723917027 [Report] >>723917779
>>723916874
Why limit yourself? Just slap a sexy feminine body shape onto a sleek tacticool latex fit/armor and I'll pop a boner to them. But very based and same.
Anonymous No.723917212 [Report]
>>723915937
>Is Alyx a virgin by the time of HL2?
Given that she was a kid when the world went to shit it would not be unlikely. Though also not impossible for her to have had a fling at some point, it's not like there's no regular dudes in Black Mesa. Don't know about HLA.
Though I think she comes across as quite preoccupied with her own interests, and she's quite bashful when daddy dearest goes *nudge nudge, wink wink*

They're very particular about the suppression field in saying that it prevents very specific protein interactions from happening during conception.
So it shouldn't stop people from going at it or wanting to, but I would imagine that even if the field had no other effect that the general reality of being packed like cattle during a human apocalypse would put a damper on getting in the mood anyway.
Anonymous No.723917215 [Report] >>723917440
>>723916874
based, for me it's conadolpomp's fempyros
it never really occurred to me that there are a lot of hot faceless bitches connected to valve games for some reason despite valve not making any new games since the orange box, and while the combine assassin and black ops assassin predate 2008, i swear it was one guy making a good fempyro design that kicked things off and changed the face of faceless women fetishes on the internet forever. yeah i know mass effect was a thing and ME2 in 2010 made talimancers everywhere, but she's just got a goofy helmet on, there's still visible facial features
Anonymous No.723917221 [Report] >>723918345
>>723916935
Because it is obvious that they are more afraid of disobeying the Combine than they are afraid of the wrath of the rebels.
Half-Life is already a pretty dark game, so I'm not surprised they didn't show us how the Rebels deal with and destroy people loyal to the Combine.

You can't win a rebellion with pure heroism, just look at how most revolutions happened and you'll understand how much dirt and gloom there usually is - the rebels in Half Life are too pure and good as a faction - that's why CPs din't afraid of them
Anonymous No.723917226 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
You are californian.xtphy
Anonymous No.723917307 [Report] >>723917430
/r/ing "yeah I have a type.gif" and it's all hot vidya women in masks
Anonymous No.723917430 [Report]
>>723917307
Anonymous No.723917440 [Report] >>723917598 >>723920034
>>723916874
For me? It's rere's Spartans, cand3d Fempyros and wattchewant's Warframes.
>>723917215
>there's still visible facial features
There's like two glowing spots and that's it.
Anonymous No.723917598 [Report]
>>723917440
>There's like two glowing spots and that's it.
TOO MUCH
Anonymous No.723917779 [Report] >>723917870 >>723920825
>>723917027
Like this?
Anonymous No.723917870 [Report]
>>723917779
Ouf yes, that is very much it.
Anonymous No.723918130 [Report] >>723918238 >>723918289
everyone knows faceless is bestless, but what about vocals?
Anonymous No.723918238 [Report] >>723918408 >>723918463 >>723920825 >>723920825
>>723918130
Muffled like Fempyro, garbled unintelligible mess like the Combine or fluent but heavily accented like Quarians.
Anonymous No.723918248 [Report]
Anonymous No.723918289 [Report] >>723918408
>>723918130
it so fucking unbelievably hot if she's faceless and totally silent
Anonymous No.723918345 [Report]
>>723916935
>>723917221
It is probably also simply due to game depiction =/= lore logic.
Going by the game the rebels are actually a clone army of the same 6 people.
There probably would have been some Civil Protection desertions, at the very least because Barney probably wouldn't be the only one being in for infiltration purposes.
It just didn't make the cut to have effort put in to show it for whatever reason.

It puzzles me sometimes that people take a game's representation so literally when games are so obviously limited by realities like dev time or scope or flawed people.
Anonymous No.723918408 [Report]
>>723918289
>>723918238
>Woman
>Can't speak

There is nothing more Based than this
Anonymous No.723918463 [Report]
>>723918238
>garbled unintelligible mess
someone's aural vocodors are in need of replacement
Anonymous No.723918587 [Report] >>723919092 >>723919250
did kleiner ever fuck lamarr? she is debeaked after all
Anonymous No.723918647 [Report]
>want to fuck Coombine Assassin gf
>she's having a Red Letter Day
Anonymous No.723918862 [Report] >>723919187
>>723916935
>Some continue to show up even while the rebellion is in full force, how come you don't get to see any civil protections that swapped sides to the rebels?
>”Yeah, well, we've been planning to make a push on the trainstation. Now it looks like we're gonna have to cut a path through every chickenshit metrocop who's having second thoughts about defending City 17.”
barney says this during the ep1 train station evacuation sequence. seems like the only choices for any CPs left in city 17 besides trying to cut it out with your own are either get killed by the rebels for being a collaborator or get brain sucked by the combine for overwatch
Anonymous No.723919026 [Report] >>723919298 >>723919742 >>723920041 >>723920582 >>723923441 >>723928892 >>723936802 >>723937261 >>723937808
Tell me about the obligatory hot faceless woman(s) in (You)r ideal game, anon.
Anonymous No.723919092 [Report] >>723919434
>>723918587
gross
Anonymous No.723919187 [Report] >>723919365
>>723918862
Why wouldn't the civil protection just remove their armor and helmets and pretend they weren't one, to join up with the rebels?
Anonymous No.723919250 [Report] >>723919445
>>723918587
posts/3612122
Anonymous No.723919298 [Report] >>723919761 >>723919885
>>723919026
>Shows up with a different helmet every day of the week
>She's always happy to show them off to you and gets giddy thinking of ways to impress you
>Gets bashful when you compliment her choice of attire that day
>You walk in on her swapping between her helmets
>She's a formless etheral dark mist taking the shape of whatever helmet and armor she's currently inhabiting
Anonymous No.723919365 [Report] >>723927843
>>723919187
Would you notice it if they did? It never gets specifically pointed out.
Anonymous No.723919434 [Report] >>723919536
>>723919092
What is a man to do all cooped up alone in a lab with this walking around.
Anonymous No.723919445 [Report]
>>723919250
>dickheadcrabs
Anonymous No.723919536 [Report]
>>723919434
Cover that thing up.
Anonymous No.723919742 [Report] >>723921359 >>723923780 >>723937808
>>723919026
>A game like Fallout or another dark open world, for example, after the apocalypse or on another planet.
>Faceless women are supposed to be emotionless AI servants like the Assaultrons from Fallout 4.
>They should have an emotionless deep voice like Google Translate.
>They may be Androids or Clones or Cyborgs, but DEFINITELY NOT HUMANS.
>They should have different modifications for different purposes - for example, industrial ones would be larger than others, military models would be more muscular.
>They could be found throughout the game's open world in junkyards, old ruins, or bunkers, and the player could restore them!
>They would address you as "Sir"
>It would be possible to find special models in a single copy that would be unique, for example, in a different color or, for example, a futanari version
>There will also be hostile versions that work for your enemy.

Anons, continue this list!
Anonymous No.723919761 [Report]
>>723919298
you have my interest, nice
Anonymous No.723919778 [Report]
>>723916252
Dancer is best a little slimmer like in the game itself but GOD she's so hot
What Sulyvahn did to her is fucked up but holy shit the results were divine
Anonymous No.723919885 [Report]
>>723919298
KINO
Anonymous No.723920034 [Report] >>723920280
>>723917440
Rere and Runn1non Spartans are so hot
Anonymous No.723920041 [Report]
>>723919026
anons might steal my ideas even though i'll never actually make anything and want to hold on to small ideas anyway
Anonymous No.723920064 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
>>723910823
why did the combine modify humans to be creepy eyeless cyborgs and cut off their limbs and stuff, instead of giving them huge boobs?
this could have been really beneficial for recruitment and preventing resistance. They really messed up by not incorporating human boobs into their other synths, like stalkers and gunships for instance
Anonymous No.723920167 [Report] >>723920582 >>723955251
>>723915751
>Demon Killing in Heels
Anonymous No.723920174 [Report]
>>723910823
Because he isn't a propaganda tool, he's a throw away item. Breen barely manages to buy time.
As per Breengrub he had to pay even for that.
Anonymous No.723920280 [Report]
>>723920034
gui's too, but rere and runn1n are the goats for me. There's a few scattered Spartan lovers on twitter but damn do they get into retarded slapfights when it comes to their """OCs"""
Anonymous No.723920347 [Report]
>>723912268
You missed everything, the Combine don't actually care to rule humans.
Breen also happens to be an objectively competent enough manager for their task, while not being a figure anyone would rally behind.
Anonymous No.723920374 [Report] >>723920665
>>723913512
>Yup that's what I want! with personality rewrite too
uh
same
Anonymous No.723920490 [Report] >>723959240
It's a shame Valve didn't show Combines inhumane testing facilities.
Anonymous No.723920582 [Report]
>>723919026
Make it like Infinity Blade where everyone wears a helmet or mask (and they don't take them off to show us Isa's face goddamn it) and just bump up the roster of female characters by a few hundred

>>723920167
Do no question the battle doctrines of the Templar
God works in mysterious (and based) ways
Anonymous No.723920665 [Report] >>723920908
>>723920374
Incredibly based
Anonymous No.723920674 [Report] >>723921143
>>723914240
Is this pic Halo 4?
Anonymous No.723920825 [Report] >>723920983 >>723921250
>>723917779
>>723918238
>>723918238
>>>>>>Fempyro
too disproportionate
dumb helmet on a balloon fetishists
Anonymous No.723920893 [Report] >>723920934 >>723921593
pick it up
Anonymous No.723920908 [Report] >>723921685
>>723920665
AI this AI that, just slap a /v/irgin's brain into some bolted sheets of metal and wire him to control the rest of the bimbo-proportioned body parts you've assembled and call it a day.
Anonymous No.723920934 [Report]
>>723920893
Uh... do I HAVE to pick it up?f
Anonymous No.723920983 [Report] >>723921329 >>723921447 >>723946408
>>723920825
>disproportionate
Kino
Anonymous No.723921129 [Report]
>>723912268
>aliens
>don't care if humanity is productive, only that they obey scientific authority
they wouldn't put Elon Musk in charge, they'd put Bill Nye in charge
Anonymous No.723921143 [Report]
>>723920674
I didn't know, but apparently it is at least Halo.
Do try searching a little anon, the image search buttons are right there.
Anonymous No.723921250 [Report]
>>723920825
a gas mask isnt a helmet, silly.
>balloon fetishist
anon please, i don't want inflated hourglass fempyros. i want CHUNKY fempyros with 300 health of thighs and tummy packed into a 175 health suit.
Anonymous No.723921273 [Report] >>723921789
gay fagtalk ahead an anon in a recent fempyro thread was talking about buying a full body suit and taking pictures and that made me really hard
Anonymous No.723921329 [Report] >>723921417
>>723920983
If this thing moves in your house, the neighbors across the street will think an earthquake is starting.
And if you live in an apartment, well, I don't envy the neighbors downstairs.
Anonymous No.723921359 [Report]
>>723919742
Do they break down with accompanying sparks, smoke and error messages?
Anonymous No.723921417 [Report] >>723959238
>>723921329
They'll get used to it
Anonymous No.723921447 [Report] >>723921513
>>723920983
why is her ass directly above the cookware
Anonymous No.723921513 [Report]
>>723921447
robots poop nutrient sludge
she's cooking dinner
Anonymous No.723921593 [Report]
>>723920893
Anonymous No.723921619 [Report]
>Those Vyne animations of the spec ops assassin
Godamn I know what I'm capping off the night with.
Anonymous No.723921685 [Report] >>723921798
>>723920908
As long as I'm programmed to serve I would take this deal in a heartbeat
Anonymous No.723921771 [Report]
>>723912840
why are there so many large people in fast food places. what are you some kind of retard?
Anonymous No.723921789 [Report] >>723922137
>>723921273
I'm really into that and want to do it too but I also have no desire to troon out. It's only hot for me if there's a dude in the suit.
Anonymous No.723921798 [Report] >>723926059
>>723921685
Would it be like, your brain actively fighting the programming, or would you willingly embrace it without a hitch of protest? Either way is incredibly hot.
Anonymous No.723921940 [Report] >>723922363 >>723922658
Anonymous No.723921992 [Report] >>723922082 >>723922248 >>723922802
Where the assassination through fatal smothering at?
Anonymous No.723922082 [Report] >>723922802
>>723921992
A thigh crush is fine too.
I wish I was the pyro.
Anonymous No.723922137 [Report] >>723922404
>>723921789
>have no desire to troon
of course not
I called it "fagtalk" for a reason
Anonymous No.723922214 [Report] >>723922576 >>723923041 >>723923214
>>723909083 (OP)
Is it weird that I find heavily armored women more attractive than when they're weaing skimpy shit?
Especially when the armors have a clear feminine silhouette and you can tell they have a hot body.
Anonymous No.723922248 [Report] >>723922802
>>723921992
https://webm.rule34.xxx//images/1405/1309cd9a944847f372ddd03ca236e470.mp4?14810406
Anonymous No.723922317 [Report] >>723923531 >>723924607
faceless women?
nah
Anonymous No.723922363 [Report]
>>723921940
Bigger!
Anonymous No.723922404 [Report] >>723922658
>>723922137
Is it more or less gay to simp for your bro when he's in a boobsuit?
Anonymous No.723922576 [Report]
>>723922214
It's "weird" in that normies would think you're crazy
The proper term is ENLIGHTENED
Anonymous No.723922658 [Report]
>>723921940
Her ass on my face.
>>723922404
Depends if his voice changes or not.
Anonymous No.723922802 [Report] >>723922927 >>723923094
>>723921992
>>723922082
>>723922248
I don't understand this fetish. Why would you want to die instead of just fuck the sexy woman's thighs?
Anonymous No.723922865 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
holy fuck...
Anonymous No.723922927 [Report]
>>723922802
I want OTHER bastards to die, though.
Anonymous No.723923041 [Report]
>>723922214
The obvious solution is to have both, silly. Heavily armored for the rank and file, skimpy for the secret killers and the Elite Guards. Wolfenstein had this shit figured out 20 years ago.
Anonymous No.723923094 [Report] >>723923234
>>723922802
Fucing her thighs AFTER she shows you she can crush your head like a watermelon adss that extra tang of danger to the whole affair. You know how women will cream themselves over men who can literally kill them? Yeah, it's something like that.
>Captcha: mchsxo
Anonymous No.723923214 [Report] >>723923667 >>723923691
>>723922214
I love this, especially when it's not just a feminine silhouette, but a ridiculous porn-body with giga-tits bigger than their head and an ass that can barely squeeze through doorways.
Anonymous No.723923234 [Report]
>>723923094
this anon understands. he gets it. it's man's primal instinct to tame a deadly beast, combined with the desire for a woman who can kill motherfuckers with her glutes.
Anonymous No.723923372 [Report] >>723923441 >>723923452 >>723923607 >>723924526 >>723926160 >>723927421 >>723927612 >>723937935
So we like faceless girls but what should be behind the mask?
Anonymous No.723923441 [Report]
>>723919026
I have multiple thoughts rolled up but I'm afraid they suck too much to even get a pity (You) and can't draw anyway.

>>723923372
>behind the mask
He speaks heresy.
Anonymous No.723923452 [Report] >>723924012
Now consider this: armored women, BUT with lingerie/swimwear on top of it to emphasize their femininity even more!
>>723923372
Vantablack void capable of basic emoting, like Raven Team Leader.
Anonymous No.723923531 [Report]
>>723922317
retarded furry, go away.
Anonymous No.723923607 [Report] >>723924196
>>723923372
the inside of the mask is never shown. they've kept judge dredd's face hidden for almost 50 years. the trick is it has to be a really fucking cool mask or helmet though
Anonymous No.723923667 [Report] >>723938046
>>723923214
This tickles my off-model feitsh greatly.
Anonymous No.723923674 [Report] >>723944337
>niggas forgetting or ignoring that breen wasn't put in charge because he was smart or competent
>The remaining humanity leadership put in in charge because he managed to find a way to communicate with the combine and he took that opportunity to both win time and proclaim himself as earth only ruler
>People also forgetting that breen is pretty much just a puppet and the combine can just throw him away the moment he is no more usefull.
Bro thats literally one of the few non hidden lore pieces the game throws at you when you reach black mesa east.
Anonymous No.723923691 [Report] >>723925791
>>723923214
Holy fuck MOAR
Anonymous No.723923780 [Report] >>723923891
>>723919742
They should have tattoos on their giant butts that look like hazard signs like:
>"Caution: Heavy Object"
>"Proceed with Caution"
>"For employees only"
>"Do not lean"
Anonymous No.723923891 [Report]
>>723923780
shamefully based taste
>OSHA regulatory markings for gynoid ass size
Anonymous No.723923929 [Report]
>go full circle and start busting nuts to armored women wearing provocative clothing over their armor
Anonymous No.723923967 [Report] >>723924595 >>723925105
>Blatant goonbait chinkslop meant to steal my semen and cash
>I sleep
>Working Jane woman in work fatigues w/ a safety fullhelm
>REAL SHIT
Anonymous No.723924012 [Report]
Whoops, someone said it first lol >>723923452
Absolutely peak
Anonymous No.723924196 [Report] >>723925015
>>723923607
>they've kept judge dredd's face hidden for almost 50 years.
there've been exceptions even within the pages of 2000AD, and they also decided he's a clone of the Chief Justice only after they'd already shown him in detail.
Anonymous No.723924441 [Report]
>>723914469
>I hate how this type of girl is almost always cannon fodder
what games are you playing? historically (in shooter games anyway), that type of girl is almost always miniboss material (but never the big bad). everyone who made a game from the 80s to about the 2010s had a hardon for the Baroness from GI Joe and that's based
Anonymous No.723924526 [Report] >>723925075
>>723923372
It can depend
It's fine if there's a human face underneath a human character's helmet, I just want seeing that part kept minimal

When you get into robots/aliens/weirder I tend to prefer imagining the mask presented is the face, integrated fully
Like if the Eldar were part wraithbone to the fundamental level and their helmets were their face rather than being space elves I might actually buy a few of their models
Wraithlords are a bit better as an in-between but don't get the excellent hips and asses
Anonymous No.723924595 [Report] >>723925105
>>723923967
Somebody, make her thicc
Anonymous No.723924607 [Report] >>723924862
>>723922317
>stop doing apples, start doing oranges
Anonymous No.723924651 [Report] >>723924729
if "faceless woman fucker" and "robofucker" are two parts of a venn diagram, what's the third circle? "vague military uniforms?"
Anonymous No.723924729 [Report] >>723925167
>>723924651
Xenofucker.
Anonymous No.723924862 [Report] >>723924931 >>723925012 >>723925034 >>723933673
>>723924607
more of a pear fan myself
HEYOOOO
Anonymous No.723924923 [Report] >>723925320 >>723925392 >>723926412 >>723927612
For all the Anons who say that there should be something under the helmet/mask.

This doesn't make sense because you know that you can simply take off the helmet and then the whole style will disappear.
Haydee's helmet was designed in such a way that the hinge on her neck was visible underneath.
There was a recent thread about Haydee on /vg/ where one of the anons suggested that if Haydee's head isn't a helmet but a solid Android head, and her lower body is a biological object, then it must have been a woman or a clone whose head was sawed off and replaced with a robot head.
This added a uniqueness to the character and the game's universe.
Then they screwed it all up in the second game by simply putting a human face there – how boring.

Basically, when you realize that there might be something weirder under the mask/helmet than just a face... it makes it even hotter.
Anonymous No.723924931 [Report]
>>723924862
>GO. SHIT RECON
Anonymous No.723925012 [Report]
>>723924862
MY ASS IS HEAVY
Anonymous No.723925015 [Report]
>>723924196
yeah yeah I know, but with 50 years of writers and artists you're bound to have that sort of thing happen, it took a few years to even get his 'normal' design settled on. plus you have fun sidesteps like "dredd without the helmet or uniform but he's fresh out of a rejuve vat so he's also without his skin," or the entirety of the Burned Man. we know pretty much exactly what he looks like between the chief clone and Rico/Rico 2/the other clones/etc, but i think it's fun that they still keep his helmet on anyway
Anonymous No.723925034 [Report] >>723925402
>>723924862
Boris art ranges from pure KINO to Dobson tier I swear.
Anonymous No.723925075 [Report]
>>723924526
>Like if the Eldar were part wraithbone to the fundamental level and their helmets were their face rather than being space elves I might actually buy a few of their models
Fucking degenerate, completely mindbroken.
Anonymous No.723925105 [Report]
>>723924595
She's already fucking thicc, and thicc in the "can probably deadlift you" way. Look at that torso.

>>723923967
>still has a sex bodysuit and a big fat ass, but the chunky overalls hide most of it and the game itself is so attractive to super-autists that no one even notices
shit's wild. also miring those amazingly low tech work boots
Anonymous No.723925167 [Report]
>>723924729
shit. you might be right. and i guess that explains warframes being at the center of all three
my autism is compelling me to start trying to make a classification chart for hot faceless women to discover what overlaps vidya is currently missing
Anonymous No.723925276 [Report]
>723925075
>random seething knife ear simp
What are you even doing here lol
Anonymous No.723925320 [Report]
>>723924923
>Haydee's helmet was designed in such a way that the hinge on her neck was visible underneath.
But she's also got that big collar piece like a bomb-disposal suit.
Anonymous No.723925358 [Report]
>723925075
>random seething knife ear simp
What are you even doing here lol
Anonymous No.723925392 [Report] >>723925518 >>723925793
>>723924923
>a woman or a clone whose head was sawed off and replaced with a robot head.
At that point, why even add a new head?
Anonymous No.723925402 [Report] >>723925560 >>723925845 >>723926774
>>723925034
Kojima knew what he was doing, these tall Gekko fighting machines are the peak!
Anonymous No.723925489 [Report]
/v/ is the only place that understands multiple types of obscure fetishistic retardation and i love you guys for it
Anonymous No.723925518 [Report] >>723925614 >>723925680
>>723925392
>At that point, why even add a new head?
If you were a cyborg mechanic, where would you place the control center, like a processor or something that would control the rest of the body?
Anonymous No.723925534 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
Soldiers are literally no longer humans. Only the CPs are human, and they are turncoats.
Anonymous No.723925560 [Report] >>723939282
>>723925402
Playing MGR as a hormonal teen and getting my ass kicked by Gekkos until I'd learned every move and animation by heart changed me as a person. That was the moment I knew to leave the impurity and imperfection of flesh behind.
Anonymous No.723925614 [Report] >>723925741
>>723925518
in the fucking torso, duh. Preferably behind multiple layers of hard and soft armor and closer to the coolant reservoirs it will inevitably need. Putting the main control unit in a separate, easily damaged head-thing- especially if it ALSO includes vision sensors etc- is STUPID
Anonymous No.723925680 [Report]
>>723925518
back of the knee maybe
Anonymous No.723925741 [Report] >>723925823 >>723926069
>>723925614
You forgot that the rest of the body must remain human enough for "Usability" - if not, then there is no point in making a Cyborg, it is better to make a full-fledged Android.
Anonymous No.723925791 [Report]
>>723923691
Anonymous No.723925793 [Report]
>>723925392
Because even if you remove the head, the easiest way to control the body would be by leaving the brainstem intact and patching into it. If you need to have some sort of dome or cap there anyways you might as well make it shaped like a head.
Anonymous No.723925823 [Report]
>>723925741
>You forgot
There's at least one or two organs in there that a human needs but a cyborg wouldn't so you could rip 'em out and use the space. Hell, instead of one central thing, distribute the processing/control across multiple units like an insect spine or whatever.
Anonymous No.723925842 [Report] >>723925897 >>723925949 >>723939043 >>723939338
>Automata had a super hot combat suit
>Basically no art of it
Damn shame.
Anonymous No.723925845 [Report] >>723926158
>>723925402
I wonder how many people had their entire psychology irrevocably altered by stumbling onto Methados
Anonymous No.723925897 [Report]
>>723925842
>stalhelm and pseudo gas mask but with art deco fringes
honestly yeah it's cool as fuck and a shame people prefer the leotard
Anonymous No.723925949 [Report] >>723926409 >>723926501
>>723925842
I was too much of a contrarian and disliked the game because 2B is a SHIT so this is the first I've seen of this. Does she ever wear it in game?
Anonymous No.723925951 [Report] >>723939993
I prefer large breasts in a fantasy setting
Anonymous No.723926059 [Report]
>>723921798
it would be nice to try to fight it for a while, but I doubt it would be very long before all attempts at resistance would be abandoned
that's the best part actually, when you realize fighting it is impossible
Anonymous No.723926069 [Report]
>>723925741
>if not, then there is no point in making a Cyborg, it is better to make a full-fledged Android.
finally, he understands
the flesh is weak
Anonymous No.723926158 [Report]
>>723925845
>Rayhuma
>TheWhiteCrow
>willie_piv
Anonymous No.723926160 [Report]
>>723923372
the mask is the face
if you take it off there's just synthetic flesh and wiring
Anonymous No.723926207 [Report]
>squeak squeak squeak squeak
Anonymous No.723926409 [Report] >>723927048
>>723925949
Yes, but you only get the helmet for a short section. You can wear the suit after but not with the helmet for some stupid reason.
Anonymous No.723926412 [Report]
>>723924923
the top half is robotic. There is no face, just mechanical parts and a human brain in a tank inside the head, with artificial sensory organs wired into the optic nerve, cochlear nerve, etc.
the bottom half and the boobs are biologically grown in a lab, and interfaced to the upper body
Anonymous No.723926501 [Report] >>723926658
>>723925949
There's also a fucking gimp mask beneath the helmet.
Anonymous No.723926608 [Report] >>723926774 >>723926857 >>723927020 >>723927039 >>723927636
So what's better, turning innocent women into mindless and anonymous drones, or leaving them identifiable and mentally intact but completely controlled by their add-ons?
Anonymous No.723926658 [Report]
>>723926501
Aw man, I'm the gimp!
Anonymous No.723926774 [Report] >>723926906
>>723926608
I think I've seen this somewhere!

>>723925402
Yup
Anonymous No.723926857 [Report] >>723927039 >>723927051
>>723926608
women who are identifiable and mentally intact, and so motivated/"true believer" in whatever force they're part of that they don't even need biomechanical add-ons to be completely controlled
*author's note: this is presumably how most actual volunteer militaries work, and the US found out it's way cheaper and easier to just replace peoples' personalities with gung ho military jargon after fucking around with LSD microdosing and vat-babies for 40 years
Anonymous No.723926906 [Report] >>723927602 >>723935519 >>723940685
>>723926774
>268x188
For fuck's sake, anon.
God I miss Nisetanaka.
Anonymous No.723927020 [Report]
>>723926608
mentally intact but controlled by add-ons at first, but over time programmed into mindless drones
Anonymous No.723927039 [Report]
>>723926608
>>723926857
>Coolant vs. Kool-Aid
Heh.
Anonymous No.723927048 [Report]
>>723926409
>Yes, but you only get the helmet for a short section.
Ugh
>You can wear the suit after but not with the helmet for some stupid reason
Well, it's better than the meme tier leotard
Anonymous No.723927051 [Report]
>>723926857
>US found out it's way cheaper.
>vat-babies for 40 years

FOOLS!
Anonymous No.723927421 [Report] >>723927604 >>723927612 >>723927798
>>723923372
>wires and brain matter behind glass
>dials, ports, buttons, transparent tubes of flowing blood
>entirely hollow
Whatever is under the mask should be disturbing yet practical in some way, there should be a reason it's hidden behind a mask instead of a transparent plastic case (a transparent plastic case showing an android/cyborg's parts would be kinda hot though)
Anonymous No.723927572 [Report] >>723927708 >>723927731
Does this count? How do you define facless? No eyes? No mouth? Or at least both?
Anonymous No.723927602 [Report]
>>723926906
imagine the MRE shits
Anonymous No.723927604 [Report] >>723927798
>>723927421
>a transparent plastic case showing an android/cyborg's parts would be kinda hot though)
I want my android parts case to look like this
Anonymous No.723927612 [Report]
>>723924923
>>723923372
>>723927421
>
Anonymous No.723927636 [Report] >>723927929
>>723926608
Forgot to mention, the picture is the same woman before and after demotion from squad leader to equipment.
Anonymous No.723927708 [Report]
>>723927572
Yeah some obscured or missing feature is usually enough
Anonymous No.723927731 [Report]
>>723927572
probably not for most of the anons here but I personally like scarred and damaged faces as well
Anonymous No.723927798 [Report] >>723927845 >>723928494
>>723927604
>>723927421
So this is how I discover I have a new extremely specific kink.
Anonymous No.723927843 [Report] >>723928195 >>723937387
>>723919365
it's amazing how barney can just run around in full civil protection gear without worrying about friendly fire.
Anonymous No.723927845 [Report]
>>723927798
please don't cum on the n64
Anonymous No.723927909 [Report] >>723928015 >>723928145 >>723934002
It's absolute bullshit that you couldn't save the big sisters
Anonymous No.723927929 [Report] >>723928064 >>723928370
>>723927636
>squad leader
was she demoted for impersonation of a superior officer because her sleeve has 3 chevrons but her jacket only has 2
Anonymous No.723928015 [Report] >>723928396 >>723934002 >>723937446
>>723927909
>Kill a little sister
>Big sister attacks you
>Save a little sister
>Big sister attacks you
The fuck was the point
Anonymous No.723928064 [Report]
>>723927929
*hat only has 2
sorry
Anonymous No.723928145 [Report]
>>723927909
I never played bioshock but that's pretty sex
Anonymous No.723928195 [Report] >>723928312
>>723927843
The Combine's security system is complete crap.
They don't even check their loyalty—even though Barney said he wasn't meeting his prisoner beating quota.
He could have at least painted his suit orange.
Anonymous No.723928312 [Report] >>723928569
>>723928195
did you ever wonder if Gordon's HEV suit is orange because the scientists thought Xen wildlife were like deer and they couldn't see the color orange
Anonymous No.723928370 [Report]
>>723927929
Couldn't tell you. I didn't write the description. I just bookmarked it on Pixiv.
Anonymous No.723928396 [Report]
>>723928015
Beats me. It struck me as tremendously unfair, even back then
TSITS revolves around BGs traveling to the surface so I guess I'll always have my fantasies about one getting sidetracked from her little girl snatching mission and being saved by my love
Anonymous No.723928494 [Report] >>723928758 >>723929134
>>723927798
The floating brain in a jar aesthetic is a subtle siren.
Anonymous No.723928569 [Report]
>>723928312
Such equipment is made in bright colors to make it easier to find missing or dead employees. Tourists wear especially brightly colored jackets like red, purple, or yellow to make it easier to find them in the Snowy Mountains or Green Forest if they die or go missing.

However, I don't think this would work very well in ZEN because everything there is already very bright and colorful.
Anonymous No.723928591 [Report] >>723928664 >>723934309 >>723935167
why the fuck is everyone in /v/ just a troon
Anonymous No.723928664 [Report] >>723929070
>>723928591
All troons are deviant fetishists, but not all deviant fetishists are troons.
Anonymous No.723928758 [Report]
>>723928494
>Body - assaultron
>Head - robobrain

deam...
Anonymous No.723928892 [Report] >>723929320
>>723919026
>bioengineered satanist/pagan deathsquad agents in jin-roh ass kits serve the new world order and are given something of a nobility status
>their objectives are to get rid of everybody that knows too much
>usually that means killing people, but there's room in the back of the van for prisoners
>everyone that gets targeted by deathsquad is already legally dead, so the deathsquad agents owning illegally alive people doesn't count as slavery
>they are all back at home base too infrequently for anything more than quick fucks at gunpoint to release pent up stress in between briefings and loading up to go out again
Anonymous No.723929070 [Report] >>723929170 >>723929396 >>723934309
>>723928664
>unf I want to get my brain wiped and turned into a bimbo sex slave
TROON ALERT TROON ALERT
Anonymous No.723929134 [Report] >>723929493
>>723928494
that's...interesting
Anonymous No.723929170 [Report]
>>723929070
guhhh
Anonymous No.723929320 [Report]
>>723928892
that's some fucked up dystopia shit but both my dick and i respect it
Anonymous No.723929396 [Report] >>723929531 >>723929956
>>723929070
See, your mistake is thinking that everyone in this thread is jerking off to the thought of being an enslaved and brainwashed woman, when actually a bunch of us are jerking off to the idea of owning an enslaved and brainwashed woman.
Anonymous No.723929493 [Report]
>>723929134
Like I said. It's subtle.
Anonymous No.723929512 [Report] >>723929526 >>723943314
brainwashing, hypno, and all related are fucking gay
Anonymous No.723929526 [Report]
>>723929512
ggguh
Anonymous No.723929531 [Report] >>723929567
>>723929396
>woman
Anonymous No.723929567 [Report]
>>723929531
close enough
who cares what the brain was in before
Anonymous No.723929576 [Report]
>you start getting brainwashed but still in denial
>hear laughing from other soldiers when that first rope come out forcedly
>mind gets somewhat foggier and foggier
Anonymous No.723929583 [Report] >>723929673 >>723929769
Okay, Anons, maybe this is too much, but... just think about it.

How about how the Strogg use captured human bodies, but replace the male body with a female one?
Anonymous No.723929673 [Report]
>>723929583
Every time I saw one of those guys I shot them in the heart. I know it doesn't actually do anything but it's like killing all the flood combat forms in halo or zombies in half life.
Anonymous No.723929769 [Report]
>>723929583
well yeah, if they were making female cyborg bodies instead it would be hard to even complain about them
Anonymous No.723929956 [Report] >>723929985
>>723929396
I'm not jerking off to enslavement or brainwashing at all.
Anonymous No.723929985 [Report] >>723930126
>>723929956
gay
Anonymous No.723930126 [Report] >>723930535
>>723929985
no u
Anonymous No.723930535 [Report] >>723930752
>>723930126
I'm pretty sure there's nothing gay about a reprogrammed man's brain in a female body
Anonymous No.723930752 [Report] >>723930820
>>723930535
Let's imagine, theoretically, that technology for artificially growing a human body was developed. And Anon decided to create a new female body for himself and upload his consciousness into it. Is that gay or not? The chromosomes of the new artificial body will be female, and the brain in this body will also be female - the only thing that will be male is the Anon personality that will be uploaded into the body.
Anonymous No.723930820 [Report]
>>723930752
>the only thing that will be male is the Anon personality that will be uploaded into the body.
it would stop being gay once his personality was rewritten
Anonymous No.723930857 [Report]
GAYNIGGERS WITHOUT A FACE
Anonymous No.723931181 [Report] >>723934309
One drop rule
If even the slightest part of a thing was once a man it's still a fucking man and always will be
You gay nigger soul having gay niggas
Anonymous No.723931227 [Report]
kino thread
Anonymous No.723931363 [Report] >>723931581 >>723932145
I know its a robot and I don't care.
Anonymous No.723931581 [Report] >>723932501
>>723931363
definitely farts smoke
Anonymous No.723932145 [Report]
>>723931363
Always remember to take her head with you after the mission.
Dwarves leave no one behind!
Anonymous No.723932501 [Report] >>723932613
>>723931581
>smoke
Does she need repairs
Anonymous No.723932613 [Report] >>723933467
>>723932501
yes, and that's a good thing
Anonymous No.723933467 [Report] >>723933548
>>723932613
what did she fart when she rolled off the assembly line then
Anonymous No.723933548 [Report] >>723933742
>>723933467
steam
Anonymous No.723933673 [Report]
>>723924862
saved
Anonymous No.723933742 [Report]
>>723933548
nice
Anonymous No.723934002 [Report]
>>723927909
>>723928015
There was originally only supposed to be one who'd escape after every encounter, because originally they wanted to directly replicate the first game with "Eleanor is the big sister" as their twist.
Anonymous No.723934309 [Report] >>723934516 >>723935302 >>723935528
>>723928591
>>723929070
>>723931181
>I am too much of a faggot to identify a woman by her body, thus she is a man before my eyes
>let me tell you how that's (you)r fault, actually
Weird self report, but ok.
Anonymous No.723934397 [Report]
>>723912516
HL3 announcement trust the plan
Anonymous No.723934516 [Report] >>723934681
>>723934309
>a man turning into a woman isn't troonshit
lol
Anonymous No.723934563 [Report] >>723958052
>>723914749
Combine Ordinal in Half-Life Alyx is voiced by a woman.
Anonymous No.723934609 [Report]
>>723910823
as hot as the cut combine assassin is, i think it's spookier if some of the soldiers you fight WERE women.
Anonymous No.723934681 [Report] >>723935528
>>723934516
>a female body isn't a woman, actually
You are no different than the very troons you speak of, faggot.
Anonymous No.723934762 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
The thing is, if somebody is trying to kill you, it's okay to kill them right back. Also yes, I am American.
Anonymous No.723935167 [Report] >>723935302
>>723928591
/mfg/ saved this thread from turning into a trans ERP thread. you're welcome.
Anonymous No.723935302 [Report]
>>723935167
Refer to >>723934309
Anonymous No.723935459 [Report] >>723935652 >>723936158 >>723936776
Helldivers 2 mods have me easily put 500 hours in the game
Anonymous No.723935519 [Report]
>>723926906
>No MGR game where you play as an Ex-FROG doing merc work.
Anonymous No.723935528 [Report] >>723935581
>>723934309
>>723934681
>IT'S MA'AM
Anonymous No.723935581 [Report] >>723935816
>>723935528
>IT'S A MAN
Anonymous No.723935650 [Report]
>>723912140
Bigger
Anonymous No.723935652 [Report]
>>723935459
>double belly
based
Anonymous No.723935816 [Report]
>>723935581
yes you are a man
Anonymous No.723936158 [Report] >>723937429
>>723935459
That's not a helldiver, that's a buffetdiver.
Anonymous No.723936776 [Report]
>>723935459
Why can't more fat mods for games have detail like this instead of just widening the waist?
Anonymous No.723936802 [Report] >>723937113 >>723937572 >>723937808 >>723954062
>>723919026
>Fucked up planet, think Neshi but with more industrial ruins and leftover tech, low population
>Atomic/Biological/Chemical/etc. creating pockets of danger and making it harder to survive
>Truckload of still functioning or reverse engineered technology allows gene modding/ cybernetics/android production/cloning
>Different groups competing eachother and prowling about looking for enclaves of survivors or per-disaster holdouts to mutate and press into their service
>also most of the cloning facilities can only output female clones so I can skew the sex ratio
It's just my excuse to have the dudes look like the Point Man(F.E.A.R) and the women to look like most of the pics in the thread.
Anonymous No.723937113 [Report]
>>723936802
>It's just my excuse to have the dudes look like the Point Man(F.E.A.R) and the women to look like most of the pics in the thread.
And there is nothing wrong with that, godspeed.
Anonymous No.723937245 [Report]
>>723914530
How thick is too thick?
Anonymous No.723937261 [Report] >>723937492
>>723919026
I already made a whole ass webcomic of it that maybe I'll turn into a game in the future.
Anonymous No.723937363 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
The Combine could unironically conquer Earth by simply providing every human male with a free Combine-supplied concubine. A Comcubine if you will.
Anonymous No.723937387 [Report]
>>723927843
i too wouldn't care if i had more hp than i combine elite and on top of that could regenerate it
Anonymous No.723937394 [Report]
>>723912840
>now
Anonymous No.723937429 [Report]
>>723936158
kek
Anonymous No.723937446 [Report]
>>723928015
bioshit likes to pretend that it gives choices that matter
Anonymous No.723937465 [Report] >>723937623
You might not like it, but this is peak robot TF:

https://x.com/AsciiSuki/status/1827366975301152872
https://files.catbox.moe/fqaw4c.png
Anonymous No.723937492 [Report] >>723937621
>>723937261
i remember seeing this on /co/ like 20 years ago
Anonymous No.723937572 [Report]
>>723936802
kino
Anonymous No.723937621 [Report] >>723937650
>>723937492
20? I only started posting it like last year.
Anonymous No.723937623 [Report]
>>723937465
what the fuck
Anonymous No.723937650 [Report] >>723937807
>>723937621
really? i swear i saw it earlier than that, or something similar. sorry
nevermind
Anonymous No.723937807 [Report]
>>723937650
I mean a comic with gas mask wearing protags isn't that original a concept so I don't blame you for the confusion. Maybe you were thinking of Gone with the Blastwave or Romantically Apocalyptic.
Anonymous No.723937808 [Report]
>>723936802
>>723919742
>>723919026

>The World as a Game: "Forever Winter"
>Destroyed World
>Dying humanity
>The horrors of eternal war
>Destroyed cities and military equipment are everywhere
>All combat units from all sides of the conflict, including allied ones, look like Haydee or other ladies in this thread.

This would be the best thing the video game industry could ever produce!
Anonymous No.723937874 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
>Why couldn't you just pick up the can?
It wouldn't matter if you did. G-Man set up the entire thing. All he had to do is wind up Gordon like a toy and set him loose. He just didn't expect the Vortigaunts to repurpose his death machine.
Anonymous No.723937935 [Report]
>>723923372
nothing nigga the mask never comes off, if it ever came off then you don't really like masked women
Anonymous No.723938046 [Report] >>723951067
>>723923667
Off-model? But anon, that's just how fem-Spartans look like canonically.
Anonymous No.723938131 [Report] >>723938509
>>723909083 (OP)
why the fuck are the coomers suddenly making half-life threads
Anonymous No.723938351 [Report]
>Faceless goons in a squad going against spooky shit
>Trailer looked cool
>Extraction shooter

WHY DO DEVS MADE A PERFECT CONCEPT THEN CHASE THAT FUCK ASS GENRE?!
Anonymous No.723938509 [Report]
>>723938131
Anonymous No.723939043 [Report]
>>723925842
Anonymous No.723939282 [Report]
>>723925560
i agree. those moas are pretty leggy
Anonymous No.723939338 [Report]
>>723925842
2B's design was too powerful. also needed more art of those ruined androids you can take exp from
Anonymous No.723939552 [Report] >>723940301
i love csarphong
Anonymous No.723939993 [Report] >>723940062
>>723925951
Why is that?
Anonymous No.723940062 [Report] >>723943693
>>723939993
ah, peak female form
Anonymous No.723940207 [Report]
Anonymous No.723940301 [Report] >>723940662
>>723939552
I wanna comm him sometime but I can't ever seem to get a hold of the guy to even find out what price that'd be, to set expectations.
he draws thighs very nicely
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Anonymous No.723940662 [Report] >>723940806
>>723940301
a person i know commd him and it took 7 months for a response
Anonymous No.723940685 [Report]
>>723926906
>reappears after years on hiatus
>drops some art
>disappears again
Anonymous No.723940806 [Report] >>723942072
>>723940662
initial response or delivery after agreeing to do it?
Anonymous No.723942072 [Report]
>>723940806
initial
Anonymous No.723942583 [Report]
This is all I want
Is that so much to ask
Anonymous No.723943314 [Report] >>723943401 >>723943861
>>723929512
There's a bug in Fallout 2 where every NPC wearing Advanced Power Armor is a woman because they are all copy and pasted from some base NPC that is marked female, even ones that are obviously male such as Sergeant Dornan or Sergeant Granite. When you examine them the game throws back "She" and "Her" in the text box. It's nice to imagine every combine trooper in APA is a big muscular aryan gorilla woman ready to repopulate the wasteland after the Enclave gasses everyone to death.
Anonymous No.723943401 [Report]
>>723943314
>combine trooper
I meant Enclave trooper. This thread has my fascist analogue factions in full armor mixing together in my head.
Anonymous No.723943407 [Report]
>another trooncord raid of porn and ERP
Anonymous No.723943693 [Report]
>>723940062
You think so?
Anonymous No.723943861 [Report] >>723944151
>>723943314
I wish I was a timid Enclave scientist with a huge PA wearing girlfriend.... le sigh.
Anonymous No.723944151 [Report]
>>723943861
There's a timid Enclave scientist with an Enclave trooper girlfriend he nicknamed Snooki in Navarro, and when you refer to her as that she gets all flustered because nobody is meant to know her nickname. Unfortunately she wears Combat Armor, not Power Armor. Still mostly faceless though.
Anonymous No.723944273 [Report] >>723944664 >>723944898
Millions... if not more
Anonymous No.723944337 [Report]
>>723923674
>anon forgetting the thread has nothing to do with HL2 or vidya and is just a thinly veiled excuse for retard homofags to ERP with other retard homofags
Anonymous No.723944664 [Report] >>723944898
>>723944273
Millions of hwat?
Anonymous No.723944898 [Report] >>723946384
>>723944273
>>723944664
Millions of suddenly horny FROGS trying not to jump the nearest civilian after months, perhaps YEARS of no satisfaction.
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Anonymous No.723946384 [Report] >>723947867
>>723944898
Oh, so they are/were mind controlled?
I have literally no grasp of MG lore
Anonymous No.723946408 [Report]
>>723913086
>>723920983
>your brain scooped and inserted into a Haydee model
wew
Anonymous No.723947867 [Report] >>723948889
>>723946384
Kind of. The nanomachines in their bodies were used to suppress any and all emotion while out in the field. Once the network controlling those nanomachines went down, all the FROGS units started having emotional breakdowns thanks to the shit they did while suppressed and because of being hit with too many conflicting brain chemicals at once.
Anonymous No.723948889 [Report]
>>723947867
Damn
Yet more armored women I want badly to hug
Anonymous No.723949074 [Report] >>723951073
>>723909083 (OP)
what do I need to do to get a gf with this body type
Anonymous No.723949161 [Report]
>>723910170
as the others stated its only for the cps since its likely the overwatch soldiers are argumented to the point they don't have any sexual responses, that from what is implied its less actual sex but more either onahole tier shit or they just zap you brain to feel sexual arousal without touching anything
Anonymous No.723951067 [Report] >>723954831
>>723938046
TRVTH NUKE
Anonymous No.723951073 [Report]
>>723949074
A genie might help
Anonymous No.723951350 [Report] >>723952136
So do any of you fellas play Warframe.
Anonymous No.723951453 [Report] >>723951706
>>723915751
Is there a way to play this singleplayer offline now? People on the steam forum are saying that the version sold on steam is not the same as the 2007 version.
Anonymous No.723951706 [Report]
>>723951453
I think so, but the minutia of the versions is not something I'm familiar with
Anonymous No.723952136 [Report] >>723952575
>>723951350
Yes but haha I lost some of my sauces so um haha

??
Anonymous No.723952417 [Report]
Gotta sleep
Gonna be so sad when this dies in the night
a rare truly based thread
Anonymous No.723952496 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
does the anti-reproduction field stop boners
Anonymous No.723952575 [Report]
>>723952136
i dun geddit
Anonymous No.723952617 [Report] >>723953323 >>723953802 >>723956368
Given the topic of the thread I might as well ask for input on these designs I have for an autistic world building project I have.
Anonymous No.723953273 [Report] >>723953645
>turning some ordinary everyday girl into a super powered killing machine
i really hope you guys will do this
Anonymous No.723953323 [Report] >>723954127
>>723952617
Are these the bad guys?
Anonymous No.723953645 [Report] >>723953938
>>723953273
>Animetrash that has fuckall to do with the thread
Please leave.
Anonymous No.723953802 [Report] >>723954127
>>723952617
I bet these would work wonders for someone with that particular fetish. I must say, I'm curious about the setting
Anonymous No.723953938 [Report]
>>723953645
Anonymous No.723953964 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
Why isn't this size more popular? It's always boringly reasonable or ridiculously ginormous.
Anonymous No.723954062 [Report]
>>723936802
Make it single-player optional and I'd drop 80 bucks for it.
Anonymous No.723954127 [Report]
>>723953323
Morally grey. They are the military arm of a fertility cult/religious order called the Sisterhood of Cleansing Rebirth that holds near monopoly over reproduction within the civilization of the setting, and zealously enforce the dogmas etc of the religion. One of these dogmas being that reproduction that has not been sanctioned by their order is sinful due to the massive risk of genetic illnesses and what not due to the genetic issues most people within the setting have. These issues in general have rendered most people within the setting near infertile in the first place, which is the very reason the Sisterhood emerged as their knowledge related to genetic screening, embryo selection, gene-engineering and other advanced medical and biotechnologies allowed them to aid the infertile masses and over time their order essentially became a religious institution.


>>723953802
The full autistic wall of text infographic about them can be found here though I am atm working on a couple of extra designs I want to ad to it.
https://www.deviantart.com/screeble/art/The-Chorus-Militant-of-the-Sisterhood-1170562380
Anonymous No.723954798 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
sex
Anonymous No.723954831 [Report] >>723954898
>>723951067
Their enhancements aren't just for combat
Anonymous No.723954898 [Report] >>723955486
>>723954831
Are Spartans fertile? Actually, don't answer, I'd jackhammer them into being fertile no matter how long it'd take.
Anonymous No.723955251 [Report]
>>723920167
A high heel is just a convenient foot dagger, if you think about it. So really, all female fighters should use them.
Anonymous No.723955486 [Report] >>723955562
>>723954898
They're extremely fertile. The augmentations often had the side effect of lowering their sex drive, which actually ended up being a good thing, because if it didn't they'd be popping out triplets or more every 10 months
Anonymous No.723955562 [Report] >>723956763 >>723957314
>>723955486
Chat is this canon? It is canon now!
Anonymous No.723956368 [Report] >>723956945
>>723952617
I like the whole parasitism/symbiotic thing going on. It feels lore interesting and "my-fetish-adjacent" at the very least. Probably a bit more extreme than I would have been down with, but it's on the trail to something I could jerk it to.
Anonymous No.723956763 [Report] >>723957339
>>723955562
Even if they don't have babies, Spartans still make lots of milk
Anonymous No.723956945 [Report] >>723957087
>>723956368
My idea with a lot of their stuff is that it is symbiotic in nature and emeshes with the bodies and augments of the warriors in various ways. The steed for example is basically controlled by the rider via neural implants.
Anonymous No.723957087 [Report] >>723959236
>>723956945
Well it's something that easily and obviously sets you apart from your contemporaries. Only obvious downside is it pigeonholes your game as obvious fetish-bait. But people who like that are going to be all-in.
Anonymous No.723957314 [Report]
>>723955562
Whoever had the idea to give female spartans in Halo 5 panty lines on their suits should get promoted.
Anonymous No.723957339 [Report] >>723958248 >>723958467
>>723956763
What type of milk? Could it be...
https://webm.rule34.xxx//images/1960/d6e77c73d640e907ef0d0969e724b37b.mp4?12509217
Anonymous No.723958052 [Report]
>>723934563
it's funny, she commented on a youtube video where all her combine ordinal voice lines are compiled. that's how i learned about it.
Anonymous No.723958248 [Report] >>723958472
>>723957339
Both I think, though that Spartan looks like they didn't get the same level of augmentation as the rest of her kind
Anonymous No.723958467 [Report]
>>723957339
what does Spartan milk taste like
Anonymous No.723958472 [Report]
>>723958248
Someone has to take one (or several) for the rest of the team, Anon!
Anonymous No.723959135 [Report]
>>723909083 (OP)
>most leftist troon soldiers are regular humans who have had forced surgery and brain washing while also having their families threatened if they resist
>"hero" mows them down with 0 remorse
Anonymous No.723959236 [Report] >>723959761
>>723957087
I actually didn't originally set out to make the designs fetish bait, the look just sort of emerged from me trying to figure out how the soldiers and weaponry of a matriarchal biotech fertility cult would look like. Other stuff I've drawn for my project has basically zero sexualization in most cases.
Anonymous No.723959238 [Report]
>>723921417
Wife
Anonymous No.723959240 [Report]
>>723920490
Quake 4 already tapped that well
Anonymous No.723959761 [Report]
>>723959236
I don't have a problem with it either way. Keep your creativity unshackled as much as you can, I say.