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Anonymous No.724021785 [Report] >>724021898 >>724021946 >>724022087 >>724022135 >>724022170 >>724022492 >>724022556 >>724022564 >>724022626 >>724022943 >>724024110 >>724024636 >>724025769 >>724031605 >>724032082 >>724033709 >>724036428 >>724036526 >>724041065 >>724041210 >>724041717 >>724042184 >>724043812 >>724045356 >>724045407 >>724047161 >>724049220 >>724049339 >>724050390 >>724055405 >>724057751 >>724058192 >>724068095 >>724069920 >>724071103 >>724077060 >>724078057 >>724079292 >>724081627
Ohh, right.... that happened
Anonymous No.724021848 [Report] >>724049339
Anal Woke
Anonymous No.724021898 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
Woke Payne is next
Anonymous No.724021946 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
Geoguesser guy is getting a game?
Anonymous No.724021975 [Report] >>724025338 >>724028180 >>724062013
Anonymous No.724022087 [Report] >>724050486
>>724021785 (OP)
After Alan Woke 2 flopping and their live service slop game mega flopping they're betting it all on the max payne 1 and 2 remakes which are permanent epic store exclusives lol
Anonymous No.724022135 [Report] >>724022560 >>724041115 >>724063485 >>724066434
>>724021785 (OP)
Alan Wake. A. Wake. Awake. Awakening. The Great Awakening. The Great Reset. The Woke agenda. Wakanda.
Wake = Wakanda.

Alan. Anal.
Alan = Anal.

Alan Wake. The Anal Awakening. The gay agenda. Anal wakanda. Chadwick Boseman. Ass cancer. Black gay anal sex. Buck breaking.
Alan Wake = Buck Breaking.

Saga Anderson MC of Alan Wake 2.
Saga Anderson. Half-black. White name. Racemixing. The offspring of the broken buck. The Kalergi Plan. The woke agenda.
Saga Anderson Formerly White in Quantum Break. Raceswapping. Woke agenda.
Saga Anderson. MC of Buck Breaking Wakanda 2. Product of the woke agenda.

Buck breaking. Anal sex. Hemorrhoids. Blood. AIDS. Ass Cancer. Chadwick Boseman. Anal Wakanda. Anal Wokeness. Anal awakening. Anal Wake. A-Wake. Alan Wake.
Anonymous No.724022170 [Report] >>724025673 >>724046931
>>724021785 (OP)
Why do jews hate redheads so much?
Anonymous No.724022441 [Report] >>724022641 >>724082249
I can understand how the HR mafia keeps the employees in line, and how the consultancy mafia sells the suits on the woke agenda, but how are they immune to failure? Losing millions of dollars usually doesn't fly with shareholders, but people like Kevin Feige keep tripling down.
Anonymous No.724022492 [Report] >>724041310
>>724021785 (OP)
IT'S PAYNE WACK EM
Anonymous No.724022493 [Report] >>724022670
This game hates Alan Wake so bad and sort of works as a meta study on woke culture and white guilt subverting
>start and end the game with Saga
>Alan is recharacterised as a guiltridden villain who causes harm to everyone by drawing them into his stories and using them as tools
>fakeout plot point that he caused his wife to an hero
>must take a bullet to the head at PBR by a black woman to be redeemed but really it's a good thing even though it's blatantly just an excuse to have a black queen execute a white male hero
>gets dressed down by black queen's black dad for good measure
>alice herself, the damsel in distress from the first game, is actually the hero now trying to save alan, the new damsel in distress, from hurting everybody
Sam Lake actually has no soul and his stupid dance on stage is a buck broken humiliation ritual. The performance of a man with no integrity who will take money from whoever with whatever agenda in mind for his creations to remain relevant
Anonymous No.724022556 [Report] >>724024707 >>724029818 >>724085636
>>724021785 (OP)
If she was still white would /v/ stop pretending Alan Wake 2 isn't a great game?
Anonymous No.724022560 [Report]
>>724022135
meds. now.
Anonymous No.724022564 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
I sometimes feel like after Sam Lake made a lot of money all he does now is doing it for fun and vodka money
Anonymous No.724022626 [Report] >>724027901
>>724021785 (OP)
Now remember all the retards on this site who defended this and tried to downplay it as much as possible, along with everything else they fucked up. Even this place is filled with coping cucks in denial when their franchises get pozzed.
Anonymous No.724022641 [Report] >>724022848 >>724037048 >>724045148
>>724022441
>but how are they immune to failure?
Anonymous No.724022670 [Report] >>724024631
>>724022493
>must take a bullet to the head at PBR by a black woman to be redeemed but really it's a good thing even though it's blatantly just an excuse to have a black queen execute a white male hero
He doesn't die
Anonymous No.724022848 [Report] >>724023104
>>724022641
Remedy doesnt relieve any money from Blackrock
Anonymous No.724022943 [Report] >>724039176
>>724021785 (OP)
I have anti-woke fatigue. AW2 was unironically a good game
Anonymous No.724023016 [Report]
More race mixing. They know that if they could get a hold of the white seed they would be able to make the perfect video game. They can't do it alone, they didn't evolve in the snow like I did. I have a supercomputer brain. Look at the ethnic composition of this company: every single position, every single one, occupied by a disabled, feminist, woke leftist nigger. They want me to enter my pronouns to play chapter 2 of Alan Wake, a game about a white man? One of the last few relatable games with a white man? So their answer is to push race mixing OF COURSE. They won't let me work even though I would make the perfect game, they insist on hiring nigger nonbinary leftists and only "white men" who eat nothing but onions. They want to destroy the white man out of jealousy. So I have to live in the street, and they're going to disrespect me one last time by making Alan fucking Wake, a WHITE MAN date a fucking nigress? The Jews know they have to turn all white men into mulatto slaves who don't enjoy mathematics or white culture, that's their plan to create a low IQ mulatto slave race. Yeah, I'm not doing it, you can go to hell. I'm never race mixing. Do you hear me?
Anonymous No.724023047 [Report] >>724025639 >>724025748
I gave this game the benefit of the doubt and tried it out and ended up quiting an hour into the game because it was STILL literally just walking and talking and "press x to analyze photo" literally a full a hour into the game

there was woke stuff too, but that was pretty much anon issue compared to the insane pacing issues. im genuinely surprised no one in these threads mentions that this game is visual novel tier and puts sony movie-games to shame
Anonymous No.724023104 [Report] >>724023629 >>724045148
>>724022848
They do, indirectly. BlackRock's influence is so big that it's pretty much impossible for a company to not end up doing their bidding.
Anonymous No.724023594 [Report] >>724023707 >>724025534 >>724027748 >>724046453
ITS OK WHEN VALVE DOES IT
Anonymous No.724023629 [Report] >>724023945 >>724069187
>>724023104
I gloat at Larry Fink malding over loses and post Chudha then factory reset to outrage for the new woke game because "Larry Fink is giving them money"
Anonymous No.724023707 [Report]
>>724023594
Skinny and overweight sweaty nerds REALLY love redheads. I don't know why.
Anonymous No.724023945 [Report] >>724024163 >>724024932 >>724028238
>>724023629
>Give money to companies to spread an agenda
>Get mad when you don't get money back
What did he expect?
Anonymous No.724024110 [Report] >>724047603
>>724021785 (OP)
These kinda games are fascinating, because a good chunk of the game industry seriously maneuvered itself into a corner where they apparently think that having a overblown marketing budget targeted at pretending a game is awesome and everyone wants it, instead of putting the money towards making a game that's awesome and appealing enough so that everyone wants it. The only ones more retarded are the "usuals" who pretend along out of some misplaced moralfaggotry, when they are never going to buy the game anyway and just like everyone else forget it exists the moment the marketing campaign ends.

This one is of course especially funny, because of the cringe ass dance they tried really hard to make a thing, because they are just that out of touch.
>Captcha: PAY0T
Anonymous No.724024163 [Report]
>>724023945
He's not mad that he lost other people's money, he's mad that someone questioned him about it.
Anonymous No.724024631 [Report]
>>724022670
>but really it's a good thing
Anon the entire idea is literally just an excuse to gave a black queen shoot a white man hero in the forehead in camera. Whether he dies or not is irrelevant the scene is forever out there and can never be undone. You were exposed to propaganda of a black woman pulling a gun on Alan Wake and shooting him in the forehead. It's an ideological victory however it's narratively justified
Anonymous No.724024636 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
Don't worry OP, it sold none
Anonymous No.724024707 [Report]
>>724022556
I for one would have played it on release
loved the first game to death but now I'll have to deal with the fact I'll never know the end of the story
Anonymous No.724024932 [Report]
>>724023945
>Give money to companies to spread an agenda

This is one thing.

>Get mad when you don't get money back

This is another thing.

I don't get mad at the bakery for not painting my house.
Anonymous No.724025338 [Report] >>724062013
>>724021975
True finnish rose.
Anonymous No.724025416 [Report]
>The game's development and marketing budget reportedly was €70 million, making it one of the most expensive games to develop and one of the most expensive cultural products from Finland.
70 million.
for a musical.
Anonymous No.724025534 [Report] >>724028032
>>724023594
It's ok when Valve does what? Iterating on a character before her actual reveal? Yeah that's a common practice.
What's not common is raceswapping a character after it was already revealed.
Anonymous No.724025639 [Report]
>>724023047
That’s immersion pleb, now be a better man and watch Keaton walk for 40 minutes.
Anonymous No.724025673 [Report] >>724030565
>>724022170
They hate the best of everything and red hair is the best hair color.
Anonymous No.724025748 [Report] >>724026030 >>724026469
>>724023047
remedy can't do gameplay, people have been shouting this from the e-rooftops for years
alan wake 1 was shining flashlights at things, shooting them, and then reloading your flashlight with ENERGIZER™ batteries.
quantum break was some mildly fun shooting sections with episodes of a tv show in between them
control was throwing rocks at people in red rooms
Anonymous No.724025769 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
An improvement, but still need to fix right
Anonymous No.724026030 [Report]
>>724025748
Quantum break deserved the hate it got, the skeleton was there for great time manipulation gameplay but they chose to make it as safe as possible.
Anonymous No.724026089 [Report] >>724043484
Anonymous No.724026129 [Report]
4:10

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXVj8JC1Po
Anonymous No.724026469 [Report]
>>724025748
I think they have a good basic gameplay concept and then just have no idea how to iterate upon it or design levels around it. Like the basic gameplay of pointing the light in Alan Wake, TK fights in control, time bending in Quantum Break are all good. But it's like an ideas guy just had one good idea and then nobody bothered to develop it or work with it or really do anything with it beyond the absolute basic proof of concept
Anonymous No.724027748 [Report] >>724028032
>>724023594
Saga was already white In Quantum Break, retard.
Anonymous No.724027901 [Report]
>>724022626
>Now remember all the retards on this site who defended this and tried to downplay it as much as possible, along with everything else they fucked up.
Eurofags tend to do that, they did the same thing with KCD2 and some of them even tried to do the same with Bloodlines 2 before it released and everyone with a brain immediately saw that it was dogshit.
Anonymous No.724028032 [Report] >>724030338
>>724025534
>>724027748
So she was never white in Alan Wake 1
>noooo but but muh short scene in other franchise!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.724028180 [Report] >>724030838 >>724031374 >>724032405 >>724037320 >>724041154 >>724041771 >>724045043 >>724045068 >>724050437 >>724051008 >>724052969 >>724061784 >>724069526 >>724072037 >>724078682 >>724078841 >>724079010 >>724085547
>>724021975

Chuds refuse to learn what actually happens in Alan Wake 2.

Saga being a black woman AND the townfolk talking as if she obviously lived there as a Finnish girl IS the point that makes the player ask what the fuck is going on. Even Saga's monologue wonders why on earth do the people talk like that and say things about her past that obviously aren't true. Why are the people so wrong? Or has she dementia? If Saga were a white woman the question would only be how did Saga get dementia about her real past.

Black Saga is meant to be the aberration compared to a Finnish-background Saga. The fact that she isn't white is presented as a glithc in reality. As if someone has been adjusting it somehow.

But Chuds see black, chuds seethe.
Anonymous No.724028238 [Report]
>>724023945
He expected you to not nootice.
Anonymous No.724029114 [Report]
>hold X to inspect
>*sudden screaming head*
>It's a saunamämmi, a mämmi that you eat in a sauna
>*another screaming head*

half way through this game I am so fucking desensitized to jumpscares by now they are just plain annoying
Anonymous No.724029818 [Report]
>>724022556
yes
Anonymous No.724030338 [Report] >>724031926 >>724032110
>>724028032
>other franchise
From Remedy Entertainment, a company whose games have always played with the idea of sharing a common universe.

>short scene
A short scene that establishes her as white. And not only that, she's also alongside Casey who looks just the way he does in Alan Wake 2. And they are both in the same exact roles of being FBI agents investigating the events of Alan Wake 1. That short scene was actually a nice teaser for what's about to come and it could have been a nice prologue to Alan Wake 2, on top of solidifying the fact that both franchises shared a common universe. But now that Remedy raceswapped Saga, Alan Wake 2 looks completely out of place in the already established "Remedy games" timeline.

Also, the game is compeltely unplayable because just looking at nuSaga is a constant reminder of how soulless the devs are. A raceswapped character is not a character. A raceswapped character is a fucking billboard about ESG policies. They might have better replaced Saga with a can of Coke. At least that would have been much more honest.
Anonymous No.724030565 [Report] >>724035823 >>724044782
>>724025673
100%!
Anonymous No.724030838 [Report]
>>724028180
Get the fuck out of here. If Saga was white, the writing of the game would have been different, you raceswapping piece of shit.
Anonymous No.724031374 [Report] >>724070314
>>724028180
In a round about way you just said niggers aren't Finish, and the only way a niggers Finish is if (((someone's))) fucking up reality on purpose. Chuds are saying the same thing without all your tranny bullshit. The world is healing!
Anonymous No.724031605 [Report] >>724044794 >>724067838
>>724021785 (OP)
I wouldn't mind it if Saga had a shred of personality. I swear I'd trade her for that lesbian spic from FCB as protagonist.
Anonymous No.724031850 [Report]
just played through Alan Wake + DLC for the first time, you're a fucking loser Sam LOL
Anonymous No.724031926 [Report] >>724040370
>>724030338
>A raceswapped character is not a character. A raceswapped character is a fucking billboard about ESG policies.
So like Alyx
Anonymous No.724032082 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
I liked it cause I like cute black milfs and Saga is a cute black milf.
Anonymous No.724032110 [Report] >>724040910 >>724083320
>>724030338
bro it's dumb that they changed her but ESG isn't going to ruin your fucking life unless you're a white nationalist, if you care this much about it then it says more about you than it does about them
Anonymous No.724032405 [Report]
>>724028180
bullshit,the nordic gods who are clearly aware of and outside of the confusion matrix or whatever you wanna call it are also treating her like it's completely normal for her to be black and it's never explained that her being black is off.
Anonymous No.724033709 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
It doesn't matter. All goyim are the same.
Anonymous No.724035823 [Report]
>>724030565
Now see, I wouldn't have a problem with this of the women were hot, but you know they won't be.
Anonymous No.724036428 [Report] >>724041009 >>724050729
>>724021785 (OP)
What kind of Finn is she?
Anonymous No.724036526 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
I have Sam Lake fatigue. It was amusing when Max Payne used a photo of him as a face texture 25 years ago, but now this Kojima wannabe has overstayed his welcome.
Anonymous No.724037048 [Report]
>>724022641
It’s pretty bold, when you think about it. Hacking capitalism, deleting fiduciary duty Thanos-like, just to see how much control you can exert on the rest of the world. Almost Bond villain-level.
Anonymous No.724037320 [Report]
>>724028180
she's also Door's daughter
Anonymous No.724037350 [Report]
>Blackwash characters
>Barry isn't even in 2
>Has a completely different tone from the first game

Dropped
Anonymous No.724038010 [Report] >>724042186
i still can't get over the fact they made alan wake 2 but you play as a black woman instead, insane, the biden era is going down in history as a mass delusion event
Anonymous No.724039176 [Report]
>>724022943
i have baiting-retard fatigue. have a (you)
Anonymous No.724040370 [Report]
>>724031926
Not at the same extent. I'm not gonna defend Valve (I could care less about Cuck-Life) but what Remedy did is just disgusting,
Anonymous No.724040910 [Report]
>>724032110
Oh no! What will "others" think of me? They'll think I'm a... white nationalist! The horror! I'm going insane AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA save me tranny-man!

Kek. Easy on the virtue-signaling. All you effeminate, raceswapping apologists are always so fucking obnoxious and annoying. Always with the same gay moral high ground. Kill yourself, you piece of shit.
Anonymous No.724041009 [Report]
>>724036428
benis
Anonymous No.724041065 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
I thought this game was supposed to at least look good those models look like total dogshit
Anonymous No.724041115 [Report] >>724041472 >>724044443 >>724068704
>>724022135
Anonymous No.724041154 [Report] >>724041576
>>724028180
It's fucking hilarious how much this retards miss the obvious post-modern fuckery in spite of how much the game fucking beats you over the head with it in the diner with pointing out how much the black tourist couple stand out in the otherwise all-white town.
Anonymous No.724041210 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
A Sweet Baby Inc certified classic with the green baby dookie seal of approval!
Anonymous No.724041310 [Report]
>>724022492
Anonymous No.724041472 [Report]
>>724041115
Alright, you have convinced me. I'm gonna buy some ice cream tomorrow.
Anonymous No.724041576 [Report]
>>724041154
>no you dont get it, our HIV is cleverly written and heckin valid!
I get it, but I shan't be buying. Simple as.
Anonymous No.724041717 [Report] >>724042154
>>724021785 (OP)
the whole point is that its rewritten you idiot
Anonymous No.724041771 [Report] >>724043493
>>724028180
you might convince people if you didnt call them chuds, your general thesis is correct tho, cuck
Anonymous No.724041813 [Report]
Why is this lil tranny lover sam lake so obsessed with coffee??? Its not quirky or makes him a wholesome chungus, just someone obsessed with twin peaks
Anonymous No.724042154 [Report] >>724042240
>>724041717
Very convenient, Sweet Baby Inc. Very convenient. However, Saga's raceswapping is never addressed in the game so your explanation is just more shill fanfiction cope.
Anonymous No.724042184 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
I'm so glad I started watching Twin Peaks after I dropped this shit game
Anonymous No.724042186 [Report] >>724043281
>>724038010
you didnt play it, its totally logical that Alan Wake the writer is a woke retard
Anonymous No.724042240 [Report] >>724042970
>>724042154
>game make me think, too smart for anon

Alan Wake 1 was also all fiction you brainlet
Anonymous No.724042970 [Report] >>724043441
>>724042240
>Ackchyually...
Kek. Get the fuck outta here, retard.
Anonymous No.724043281 [Report] >>724043403 >>724043728
>>724042186
>its totally logical that Alan Wake the writer is a woke retard
Anonymous No.724043403 [Report] >>724043821
>>724043281
you know i'm right
Anonymous No.724043441 [Report] >>724043821
>>724042970
not an argument
Anonymous No.724043484 [Report]
>>724026089
>an ode to the X-Files
This is what xey took away from us. I'll never forgive xem/thex.
Anonymous No.724043493 [Report] >>724043586
>>724041771
They wouldn't though so why should we care what we call them?
Anonymous No.724043545 [Report]
they could have been the next Naughty Dog
im so glad they are strangling financially
Anonymous No.724043586 [Report] >>724050175
>>724043493
i mean chud is lame, it was made up to combat cuck becoming a term circa 2016 and the people who came up with it didnt even realize that Choad already existed as an insult
Anonymous No.724043728 [Report]
>>724043281
We're gonna need some evidence for that claim, chief.
Anonymous No.724043812 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
>That damage control where they added her into the credits as a sequel tease.
So fucking funny.
Anonymous No.724043821 [Report] >>724043871
>>724043403
>>724043441
Kek. Your entire argument is "my headcannon is the truth" get the fuck outta here, (you) need to present an argument.
Anonymous No.724043871 [Report] >>724044098
>>724043821
its literally Headcanon: The Game you fucking turkey
Anonymous No.724043872 [Report] >>724044006
game was pretty good. atmosphere was much better than in the first one.
just the overuse of cheap jump scares in the retirement home was a negative for me.
Anonymous No.724044006 [Report]
>>724043872
this so much this
Anonymous No.724044098 [Report] >>724044295
>>724043871
And that's another non-argument. Explain what you mean by "Headcanon: The Game" because that title alone can mean many things to many people, you stupid fucking retard.
Anonymous No.724044295 [Report] >>724044904
>>724044098
its about Alan Wake's headcanon, youd know that if you played it
Anonymous No.724044443 [Report]
>>724041115
I wasn't expecting to see this guy here
Anonymous No.724044616 [Report] >>724044818
Reminder that we know the raceswap happened due to "diversity consultants" hired at the request of Epic games.
Anonymous No.724044782 [Report] >>724058416
>>724030565
nice edit, here's real quote
Anonymous No.724044794 [Report]
>>724031605
Black women don't need a personality, little chuddie. Apologize.
Anonymous No.724044818 [Report] >>724045234
>>724044616
how do we know that?
Anonymous No.724044904 [Report] >>724045092
>>724044295
Oh, you're going with the classic "Alan raceswapped Saga himself" yeah, nice try, Sweet Baby Inc. But like I said, very convenient. Why not also raceswap Casey?
Anonymous No.724045043 [Report] >>724050621
>>724028180
Sounds like a lot of mental gymnastics on part of the developer to justify inserting a black woman into the game
Anonymous No.724045068 [Report]
>>724028180
so is the top image in OP also from the townfolk perspective?
or is it just that they did an SBI-mandated racist recast mid-production and were too lazy to go back and redo everyone she interacted with so they just added a bunch of
>sheeeeit these mothercrackas must be crazy, I aint finnish, Im bri'ish, innit
lines
Anonymous No.724045092 [Report] >>724045132
>>724044904
>"Alan raceswapped Saga himself"

yes
Anonymous No.724045132 [Report] >>724045358 >>724045441
>>724045092
Anonymous No.724045148 [Report]
>>724023104
>>724022641
>t. retard who doesn't understand what an ETF and index funds are
Anonymous No.724045234 [Report] >>724045320
>>724044818
They bragged about it online.
Anonymous No.724045320 [Report]
>>724045234
so can anyone
Anonymous No.724045356 [Report] >>724045980
>>724021785 (OP)
Anonymous No.724045358 [Report]
>>724045132
Anonymous No.724045407 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
>Mr. Fink is helping me fund my game
Anonymous No.724045441 [Report]
>>724045132
half of brightfalls is black, none of Watery is, it doesnt take a megagenius
Anonymous No.724045664 [Report] >>724045924
>a-acshually it was a commentary
Again SBI took credit for her casting, writing and "arc".
Anonymous No.724045924 [Report] >>724045945
>>724045664
They could take credit for Taxi Driver, who cares?
Anonymous No.724045945 [Report] >>724046197
>>724045924
>w-who cares
You clearly do or you wouldn't be defending the raceswap.
Anonymous No.724045980 [Report]
>>724045356
eggsplain this
Anonymous No.724046197 [Report] >>724046369 >>724046410 >>724046742
>>724045945
you wouldnt make up that sweet baby was involved in the game...oh you did
Anonymous No.724046369 [Report] >>724046830
>>724046197
Anonymous No.724046410 [Report] >>724046830
>>724046197
lmao actual retard detected for thinking that kind of shit works on here
Anonymous No.724046453 [Report] >>724066273
>>724023594
her father its black
Anonymous No.724046742 [Report] >>724046830
>>724046197
Anonymous No.724046830 [Report] >>724047045
>>724046369
>>724046410
>>724046742
>one mercenary

lol
Anonymous No.724046931 [Report]
>>724022170
Because mohammed was a red head. They are some of the pettiest people that can never let go of grudges.
Anonymous No.724046942 [Report] >>724047140
Remedy's about to get hit with layoffs by the way. They lost 15 million euro on FBC: Firebreak and their CEO just stepped down.
Anonymous No.724047045 [Report] >>724047229
>>724046830
>mercernary
That's the owner of SBI you subhuman retard.
Anonymous No.724047073 [Report]
enjoy paying those diversity and inclusion consultants, i'm sure it was worth it
Anonymous No.724047140 [Report] >>724047232
>>724046942
Good. Finnish cucks deserve to kill themselves. Hope Russia and their legions of tadjiks subhumans are going to invade and rape them soon.
Anonymous No.724047161 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
Game opens slow as hell and turned me the fuck off after a very fucking dull and mindfucky for the sake of it (though i'm sure the fans will say otherwise) couple of hours. Man these devs think they're making straight masterpieces but they're just not very fun to play. Control similarly filtered me, but I got much further through it.
The gay as shit politcal stuff I can just accept as a sign of the times, because we're obviously moving away from that sort of shit in media at record pace and some great games have had horrible narrative choices because of it.
Anonymous No.724047229 [Report] >>724055023
>>724047045
You get the impression they wanted to call the game Saga Anderson
Anonymous No.724047232 [Report]
>>724047140
Let me guess. Indian?
Anonymous No.724047365 [Report]
>make gay tranny nigger slop
>it flops
>leftoids: um this was a great success actually
>2 weeks later CEO steps down and studio announces it's downsizing
every time
Anonymous No.724047603 [Report]
>>724024110
>These kinda games are fascinating, because a good chunk of the game industry seriously maneuvered itself into a corner where they apparently think that having a overblown marketing budget targeted at pretending a game is awesome and everyone wants it, instead of putting the money towards making a game that's awesome and appealing enough so that everyone wants it.
This is what caused the TORtanic fiasco. EA are the first ones to make it their strategy.
Anonymous No.724049220 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
the insane marketing and shilling for this walking sim/ sony movie turd nobody played is a mystery for me.
Anonymous No.724049339 [Report] >>724049498
>>724021785 (OP)
>>724021848
You fuck obviously hate this garbage then may I ask why did you put it in your recommendation list in wiki? A lot of shit in 2022-present catalogs also feel like extreme woke shills too. Get your shit together and clean up your act.
Anonymous No.724049498 [Report] >>724050102
>>724049339
Cunt do you think that is an official wiki mandated by the Holy /v/ from their shitstained thrones in the /v/atican?

Go the fuck back where you came from if you need a leader to follow you ape.
Anonymous No.724049938 [Report] >>724064545
I can't wait to see what a disaster Control 2 will be. Almost wishing Remedy doesn't go bust before its release so I can laugh at the trainwreck.
Anonymous No.724050102 [Report] >>724050201 >>724050245 >>724050424 >>724050807
>>724049498
>He didn't know about /v/ recommended list
>He thinks recommend list is violating /v/ contrarianism
>He actually took contrarianism seriously
No, anon, YOU are the newfag here.
Anonymous No.724050175 [Report]
>>724043586
>it was made up to combat cuck becoming a term circa 2016
I honestly didn't know this, I thought chud was just some kind of evolution of a combination of cuck and incel.
Anonymous No.724050201 [Report]
>>724050102
He knows about it, fuckwit. He's saying it doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.724050245 [Report] >>724051842
>>724050102
The recommended wiki was co-opted YEARS ago.
Like, probably actually longer than a decade at this point
Anonymous No.724050390 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
I liked it
Also the implication is that Warlin Door is her father so it makes sense she's black
Anonymous No.724050424 [Report]
>>724050102
you mean the reddit recommended list lol
Anonymous No.724050437 [Report]
>>724028180
But she's Swedish?
Anonymous No.724050486 [Report]
>>724022087
Surely this is satire. Nobody could be this fucking retarded, even in the video game industry
Anonymous No.724050621 [Report]
>>724045043
It was actually a lot of mental gymnastics to tie every Remedy property into one universe
Warlin Door is Martin Hatch from Quantum Break
Anonymous No.724050729 [Report] >>724059765
>>724036428
Swede
Anonymous No.724050807 [Report]
>>724050102
>caring about the /v/eddit recommended list
>caring about the fucking wiki
>calling anyone else a newfag
jesus christ is this what you fags over at r/gamingcirclejerk think makes you fit in
Anonymous No.724051008 [Report]
>>724028180
You are retarded. We know Saga was White and we know SBI made her black.
Anonymous No.724051842 [Report]
>>724050245
It still had Hizashi no naka in its list in 2014 so obviously not
Anonymous No.724052969 [Report]
>>724028180
cope alert

even Bright Falls and the surroundings have inexplicably high rates of niggery and that place is supposed to be rural Washington state
Anonymous No.724055023 [Report]
>>724047229
Instead it ended up being /sage Anderson.
Anonymous No.724055405 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
Why are Remedy games so comfy? Arkane games are like that too for some reason.
Anonymous No.724057751 [Report] >>724063461
>>724021785 (OP)
Alan go woke get broke
Anonymous No.724058192 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
The fact that she's race swapped isn't even the worst part, it's that she's written to be a Mary Sue with zero weaknesses who is never wrong about anything. Not Max Payne spends the first few hours gushing over how smart she is and how lucky he is to be partnered with her. All of her dialogue is delivered flatly with zero emotion. She's an obnoxiously boring character with the personality of a brick wall.
Anonymous No.724058294 [Report]
Anonymous No.724058416 [Report]
>>724044782
Oh look, a lying stooge trying to deflect from observable provable reality, what a surprise.
Anonymous No.724059765 [Report]
>>724050729
Anonymous No.724061784 [Report] >>724067679 >>724068115 >>724068672 >>724069194 >>724076945
>>724028180
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.724062013 [Report]
>>724021975
>>724025338
You know that people can be mixed right her dad is probably white and mother is black
Anonymous No.724063461 [Report]
>>724057751
Alan go wake get brake
Anonymous No.724063485 [Report]
>>724022135
Anonymous No.724064545 [Report]
>>724049938
I mean they have the female protag already, and people kinda like Jesse.

If they tone down her manjaw and don't make her give up her authority to a slay qween it should be smooth sailing
Anonymous No.724066273 [Report]
>>724046453
Valve didn't have to make Eli the father you dolt
Anonymous No.724066434 [Report]
>>724022135
I read this in his voice LMAO
Anonymous No.724067679 [Report]
>>724061784
Kek
Who would have thunk?
Anonymous No.724067838 [Report]
>>724031605
No i actually prefer Saga who has little personality over the FBC lady.
Anonymous No.724068095 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
in the Walking Dead TV series, they killed Andrea off (in the comics she doesn't die), and even the actor was surprised at this. why? because having two white leads wouldn't work for female producers. they shammed Michonne into Andrea's role and Michonne's role onto Carol.

this is why seemingly out of nowhere in Season 3 that Michonne does a complete 180 from her "fuck everyone" attitude and starts acting like someone else. they needed her to be the strong black female to fuck the white chad protag.
Anonymous No.724068115 [Report] >>724068196 >>724068329
>>724061784
That went well!
Anonymous No.724068196 [Report]
>>724068115
I don't see share value on the chart
Anonymous No.724068329 [Report] >>724082790
>>724068115
>6 month chart
Anonymous No.724068383 [Report]
GCJ finally found out HL2 had a black chick in it, huh?
Anonymous No.724068456 [Report]
just two more weeks until remedy finally goes bankrupt bros, any day now
Anonymous No.724068672 [Report]
>>724061784
Interesting how they changed Environmental/Social/Governance from the original chart to incoherent babble like "People at the heart of everything we do".

I wonder why they felt the need to do it...
Anonymous No.724068704 [Report]
>>724041115
Saaaar
Anonymous No.724069187 [Report] >>724079997
>>724023629
>"You have to force behaviors" -Larry Fink
>AAAAA THERE IS NO AGENDA WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT WE HAVE AN AGENDA
Yeah, okay buddy
Anonymous No.724069194 [Report]
>>724061784
Funny how they quantify "Importance to stakeholders" and "Significance of economic, environmental & social impacts" but the chart does not consider at all what the consumers and fans want. Explains a lot.
Anonymous No.724069526 [Report]
>>724028180
Huh? What?
I'm just not gonna buy it, because they put a black woman in there
Anonymous No.724069920 [Report] >>724073238 >>724081556
>>724021785 (OP)
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THIS WOKE TRASH PIECE OF NIGGERFAGGOT SHIT FUCKING DEI FBI GAME WILL COME TO STEAM, I HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR IT BUT I'M AT MY FUCKING LIMIT
Anonymous No.724070314 [Report]
>>724031374

You got it right, champ!
Anonymous No.724070589 [Report] >>724079010
Saga symbolizes forced diversity in media. Yes the game is this meta.
Anonymous No.724071103 [Report] >>724075469
>>724021785 (OP)
Imagine being EGS exclusive AND having a nigger woman as MC
Remedy killed themselves
Anonymous No.724072037 [Report]
>>724028180
I'm so pleased Remedy is dying from self inflicted negrosity.
Live by the groid, die by the groid.
Anonymous No.724073238 [Report] >>724076867
>>724069920
never, the entire development was paid by epic
Anonymous No.724075469 [Report]
>>724071103
They negrified themselves.
Anonymous No.724076867 [Report]
>>724073238
fuck it, I'm just gonna get it on EGS at this point, I'm bored out of my fucking mind and it's pretty cheap.
I suggest Steam kills themselves for letting this happen
Anonymous No.724076945 [Report] >>724083026
>>724061784
>DEI more important than ETHICAL BUSINESS PRACTICES
Just, bravo. Now this is late-stage capitalism.
Anonymous No.724077060 [Report] >>724078728
>>724021785 (OP)
Where is the top pic from?
Anonymous No.724077256 [Report] >>724079010
>have the key to a successful franchise
>rape some random negress instead
why did sam lake do it
Anonymous No.724078057 [Report] >>724079010
>>724021785 (OP)
Imagine. Just imagine
All the director had to do was say "make the lead heroine look like a bangable blond, something like dana from x-files" and they would have tens of millions in profits and enough goodwill to make Alan Wake 3 the next Witcher 3. Lmao
Well deserved you morons KEKAROOO
Anonymous No.724078339 [Report] >>724080080
Whatever happened to SBI?
I haven't heard a word from their involvement after the massive flops they were involved in, e.g Flintlock and South Of Midnight.
Anonymous No.724078682 [Report]
>>724028180
if I'm okay with cute black women, is Alan Wake II good?
first game is in my top 5, and I loved Control.
however, I recently played Silent Hill 2 and I couldn't get past the town part, it was so boring I thought the game was going to be scary I was literally just beating up meat sacks and looking for clues
Anonymous No.724078728 [Report]
>>724077060
easter egg scene in quantum break
Anonymous No.724078841 [Report]
>>724028180
>How do we shoehorn in this ugly sheboon to the game? I know, let's make it integral to the plot and pretend everyone complaining is just retarded!
Bravo, and we all clapped. Now crawl back in your hole because no one played your dogshit game.
Anonymous No.724079010 [Report] >>724080307 >>724080736
>>724078057
She didn't even have to be likeable. As long as she wasn't raceswapped, I would have gladly traded Alan Wake for a hot FBI girlboss.

>>724028180
>>724070589
>>724077256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iy5yWpcRoE

Tl;dw Black Saga Anderson is just SBI CEO Kim Belair self-inserting herself because she has a grudge against white people.
Anonymous No.724079292 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
There used to be a long image about putting a black woman on the cover and then the sales tanked. It got obscenely long because the examples kept on happening every month.
Anonymous No.724079873 [Report]
>Black Saga
Anonymous No.724079970 [Report] >>724080338
I like the way that in the first game Bright Falls was this 100% white Washington town, but by the second game it's about 60% asian/black. There's also one Indian guy in a turban who they copy/paste throughout the area. In Bright Falls he's the hotel receptionist, but in the town up the road he's a fisherman.
Anonymous No.724079997 [Report]
>>724069187
If he wasn't jewish you would just write it off as "econ 101" because big business WANT to make you like their product.
Anonymous No.724080080 [Report]
>>724078339
They're not showing off who they collaborate with anymore. May be that they're not getting any new contracts but most likely the kind of consultancy they provided became simply embedded in game dev studios so there's no need for 3rd party like them.

People need to understand that game devs are giant pushovers a couple of fake-confident women(typically artists) can keep entire studio hostage because they all simp for the few women they have a chance to interact with. I'm Polish and I know some game devs. Most of them went in and out of CDPR(like most game devs in Poland) and all of them are turbo libs. Can't even make jokes about fags around them and this isn't San Fran, Seattle, Paris, Montreal or any kind of hipster places we're talking about. By contrast my(mechanical) engineer coworkers share codex pajeet, hitler memes and george floyd edits with each other and discuss the most efficient ways of making holocaust happen but for real - just to give you the perspective on how much liquid s oy flows in the veins of your average game dev.
Anonymous No.724080307 [Report]
>>724079010
This is retarded, I remember the "Barbie is successful because Larry Fink bought all the tickets!!" and the "Its a money laundering scheme!!" talking point.

I guess Larry Fink works in mysterious ways, sometimes he allows the product to fail allowing, in turn, the "chuds" the false feeling of victory and sometimes he buys all of the copies and tickets himself.
Anonymous No.724080338 [Report]
>>724079970
maybe he's like that guy from Polar Express that kept appearing everywhere
Anonymous No.724080736 [Report]
>>724079010
Even if the raceswap was forced, it would be trivial to try to explain it narratively in an interesting way. I'm still confused about this shit.
Anonymous No.724081556 [Report]
>>724069920
Umm sorry sweety its an Epic game that means they can't sell it on a closed platform like steam! But they can sell it on closed platforms like playstation and xbox for some reason...
Anonymous No.724081627 [Report]
>>724021785 (OP)
hmm
Anonymous No.724082249 [Report]
>>724022441
>Kevin Feige
His own gen alpha son made a clear stand against him and his public company.
Anonymous No.724082790 [Report]
>>724068329
It was already down, but it's lost 50% value since the release of AW2 lol
Anonymous No.724083026 [Report] >>724083104 >>724084734
>>724076945
Lmao. DEI is the product of modern leftism through and through. It's a direct outcome of Gramsci, and other 20th century leftist movements coming from him, Marx and Hegel. DEI is the natural development of Marxism, after the West failed to create revolutions, so the left started coping about how it was the culture stopping the revolution from happening, so you first have to capture, subvert and destroy the dominant culture, before a revolution can happen.
DEI in its anti-white, anti-male aspect is 100% dialectical, where the people involved are trying to create the antithesis for the dominant culture, under the belief that they will then achieve a synthesis more amiable to communism or revolution.
Anonymous No.724083104 [Report]
>>724083026
>20th century
21st century*
Anonymous No.724083320 [Report]
>>724032110
The fact that he doesn't want to play a game because their abortive attempts at grifting vis a vis ESG-pandering doesn't make him a white nationalist, it means he has a functioning frontal lobe.
Anonymous No.724084481 [Report] >>724084509
>black protag
>turbo racists /pol/tards instantly seething
like clockwork
Anonymous No.724084509 [Report] >>724084892
>>724084481
>black protag
>solely put there to undermine Western culture to enable and foment revolution
Anonymous No.724084734 [Report]
>>724083026
>Fucking up a counterculture movement
>In America
How? How are they this incompetent?
Anonymous No.724084892 [Report] >>724085004
>>724084509
t. terminally online and mentally ill, forever mindbroken by stupid idpol
Anonymous No.724085004 [Report] >>724085241
>>724084892
>idpol
Also known as modern leftism. Trying to trivialize the works of the modern left doesn't work after people learn what the whole point is.
Leftists, like cockroaches, might try to hide from the light, but it's just not going to work.
Anonymous No.724085241 [Report] >>724085308
>>724085004
>more mental illness blaberring
Anonymous No.724085308 [Report] >>724085663
>>724085241
>i'll just call the works of gramsci, frankfurt school, critical theory, intersectionalism and other modern leftism mental illness
>that'll show them
Anonymous No.724085547 [Report]
>>724028180
It's funny to me how Euros see our American DEI pozz bullshit and do their own and then say "actually it's too deep for you." It's true, there's more thought put into justifying it in Norway Sweden and Finland.
Anonymous No.724085636 [Report]
>>724022556
Yeah no one wants to play or look at ugly nigresses sorry
Anonymous No.724085663 [Report]
>>724085308
>permanently mindbroken