Thread 724117442

Games about marriage proposals?

>>724117442 (OP)
>>>/vp/
>>>/trash/

Wrong board >>>/vp/

>>724117901
>>724118042
you niggas keep bumping the fucking thread. how new are you

>>724117442 (OP)
What was this show? Like a spinoff series or just a one off episode or what?

>>724118081
sage is disabled on /v/ retard

>>724118120
They're short animated episodes they post on youtube called Poketoons
I had no idea they existed before this one blew up

>>724118120
poketoon is just one-off videos

They should just let you romance pokemon at this point

>>724118195
you're not forced to reply to the thread. you absolute monkey.

>>724118195
No it's not

>>724118368
Yes it is retard.

men should be allowed to marry female pokemon, however any woman that lays with a pokemon should be forced to live as a pokemon

wife

>>724117442 (OP)
None that I know of

>>724117442 (OP)
How huge is that Gardevoir's dick

>>724118843
They'll come around to reason eventually

>>724117442 (OP)
>>724052549

>>724117442 (OP)
One of the best Pokemon animations in existence. It's just perfect.

Sage doesn't work anymore.
So go ahead, keep bumping the thread telling me to "go back".

>>724117442 (OP)
Gardevoir is so flat... ToT

>>724117442 (OP)
When's Pokemon getting a Rune Factory spinoff?

>>724119431
Spring 2026

>>724119286
Why do you faggots refuse to use your own board?

>>724118393
You know how easy it is to prove that wrong, right?

>>724119914
Go on then retard, try it and see.

>>724119894
/vp/ is not /mlp/. It's not containment. There's no rule against posting pokemon on /v/. You autists never seem to pick up on that.

Ok, but when are we getting the short about a girl and her Lucario?

>>724119894
There's a difference in reading a book at a library vs. doing so in a public park. Different clientele, different ambience, sparks different conversations.

>>724120043
And how do you rationalize it when your pokefucker threads always get deleted or autosaged? This same exact thread was posted earlier today and got autosaged. >>724052549

>>724120121
So you admit that you only post this shit on /v/ to be obnoxious?

>>724117442 (OP)
Reminder that they know what they're doing, they always have

>>724120134
"Pokefucker" threads always get spammed by porn, and then mods just would rather not deal with it anymore, and delete them. It has nothing to do with it being Pokemon, and everything to do with mod laziness.

>>724120257
Fucking cope.

>>724120134
>pokefucker threads
I thought this was a poketoons thread.

>>724120296
You can literally see it happened at the end of that very thread, idiot. You proved me right.

>>724120301
More like a poketroons thread

>>724120320
The porn spam happened because they were mad about getting autosaged, retard

>>724120325
Fuck you. ポケモンアニメ then

>>724120067
No sooner than the short about a man and his Zoroark

>>724120363
It's just hotpockets mad about Gardevoir and thinking it's "furry." Plenty of Pokemon threads hit bump limit. Show me the rule that Pokemon MUST be posted on /vp/. You can't, because it doesn't need to be.

>>724117442 (OP)
thats a male gardevoir btw.

>>724120207
>glaceon
>not vaporeon
So close and yet so far.

>>724120493
>Plenty of Pokemon threads hit bump limit.
Yes, those are the threads that actually discuss the games, which this thread isn't doing

>>724120529
Prove it.

>>724120674
Nigger, do you know how many image dumps make it to bump limit? PLENTY. Stop making up rules in your head and then trying to enforce them. Keep failing that jannie application though.

>>724118903
>>724120529
why are trannies so obsessed with grooming???

mental illness

>>724120805
>do you know how many image dumps make it to bump limit?
Pretty much none of the pokemon ones do, they either get deleted or autosaged.

>>724121039
Does that prove a rule, or mod bias? If there's no rule, shut the fuck up.

>>724119974
NTA but I tried it, and it worked

You guys do know that he wants to start arguments and then report for off topic right?
Stop eating bait

>>724120682
Me on the left

darn it. its only in japanese.

>>724120134
you guys just love shooting yourselves in the foot.
are there any video games you do like or do you just like to spread wide?

>>724121302
Arguing in a thread just gives it free bumps. He's making sure more people see it.

>>724119807
Where the rpg and combat?

>>724120529
and? i don't care what that thing has between its legs unless it's my cock.

>>724117442 (OP)
too pure
too wholesome
I'm not worthy

>>724117442 (OP)
where is the full video of it?

>>724123492
what is she thinking about?

>>724124192
Marriage and creating a happy family with her new husband.

>>724117442 (OP)
They won't commit

>>724123707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JtuxmEiYl4

>>724124301
>>724124336
wtf

>>724124336
how long till subs?

>>724124264
new?

>>724124557
They were just dating, once she mega evolved, they got engaged.

>>724124458
reminder that gardevoir can dream eater any of your dreams that don't show her

>>724124557
It's a metaphor.
The mega stone was an engagement ring.
Losing the chamionship was having the postpone the marriage.
The mega evolution is finally getting hitched.

>>724124458
gardevoir planting dreams of marrying and raising a family with her directly into your mind as you sleep.

what are some good pokemon roms to play that has gardevoir

>>724124775
play mystery dungeon with a mod to turn your partner into a ralts, it made me like the game 1000% more

>>724117442 (OP)
>pokemon has hostile architecture jutting out of its chest to ward off zoophiles
> it might as well not be there

>>724125126
>Explorers of Sky with Ralts/Kirlia as a partner who cries for you when you vanish

Sounds really cute. On the other hand, I don't know if I could replace my Eevee partner.

>>724120637
glaceon was the only one I'm 100% convinced they made to have sex appeal

>>724117442 (OP)
Mawile supremacy

>>724125469
sex

>>724125469
>tfw my wife canonically btfos gardewhores with ease

>>724125613
But can your wife do this

It sucks knowing Lopunny will never get anything this wholesome

>>724125717
she doesn't deserve it, a cunny bunny in heat would hop onto any trainer's dick

>>724125771
Lopunny were supposed to be the FRIENDSHIP pokemon its not fair they also look super hot

>>724119807
Im not that anon but isn’t palworld also releasing one too i wonder what it would play like

just to stay on topic on said thread im pretty sure there was a marriage cutscene in the trailer

>>724125651
my wife learns sweet scent by level
she smells very nice

>>724125469
this dumb lemming and gardevoir are among my favorite mons. Mega Mawile slapped, too bad we never saw it again.

>>724117442 (OP)
You shouldn't marry your bro/pet.

>>724126549
I'm just doing what our Hisuian forefathers taught us.

>>724125826
The gimmick is nice but never using buneary and just taking her along you're likely to reach the endgame before the 15 hours or so you need to walk around with her in your party fills up.

[chairs clattering]

>>724126549
I like how this subtly shows how he wasn't ready for the big leagues. They show Gardevoir missing her targets, not really being effective, and beating someone who looks like they only battle on the weekends. Great storytelling here.

>>724127038
the fuck is in that bowl. mushrooms???

>>724127237
Sliced Oran berries, I'm thinking.

>>724127075
Have you looked at Kirlia's stats?
That fucker couldn't beat a Geodude. It's genuinely an awful pokemon until it suddenly becomes a monster with the evo to Gardevoir.
That aside, all we see is them losing in the championship before the guy goes off to be a wagie, so presumably they got their eight badges... they just didn't make the final cut, and maybe it's because they weren't there yet with the connection to mega evolve.

>>724120637
Bruh
Thats scene was made way before vaporeon pasta was a thing.

>>724127579
>couldn't beat a geodude
anon that is a very poor choice of pokemon for your example
kirlia learns magical leaf by level, it styles on geodudes

>>724125331
That "Spike" thing is soft.

>>724126549
Marrying your childhood friend is one of the most wholesome and beautiful things.

>>724124192
She is just happy that she can spend more time with her owner.

I like how the transformation scene in this animation makes the double spike chest thing resemble breasts.

>pokemon company finally releases a SINGLE form of media showing gardevoir with a male trainer
>anyone who watches it instantly clocks it as a wholesome romantic story
This is why they always depict gardevoirs with female trainers in art, games, and other properties. It's simply too feminine and humanoid to pass off as a weird, nonsexual animal.

>when she high fives him
>they're not just pokemon and trainer, they're best bros for life
>the most pure relationship a man can have with anyone, can be had with her
She really is man's best friend bros...

>>724128763
wally has had a gardevoir since 2003

The population in Hoenn dwindles every day...
The people are not breeding! Why?!?

What is causing this?!

>>724121485
>matrimelee
you're a real one for remembering. only fighting game where I got all the endings

>>724129456
Better import a whole bunch of Kantoites

>>724129349
Wally's gardevoir is confirmed male.
In Saphire and Ruby remake game freak replaced his gardevoir with Gallade.

>>724125717
Gardevoir is tradwife coded. It's unbeatable.

I want a foursome with a Shiny Gardevoir, Mawile, and Lilligant

>>724129349
Wally's Gardevoir(male) is for Dinatha's Gardevoir(female)

sableye is still min

Stop having inane groomer fantasies involving fictional critters from a children's franchise.

Do Gardevoir males have cock and balls or a cute slit?

>>724130085
No. I will continue to fantasize about having a magic anthro wife and you cannot stop me.

>>724130216
Cute slit so they can trap it up

>>724117442 (OP)
Persona Q. For like 1 chapter

>>724130216
neither. when aroused, they create a psychic construct in the shape of a penis.

>>724130216
Male Gardevoirs are basically sissies and a complete laughing stock within the Gallade community. They all have tiny penises and balls.

>>724130467
With cute inverted clitty cages?

>>724130467
this couldn't be farther from the truth. male gardevoir actually have gigantic cocks, which is ironic because they're basically hard-wired to take human dick and the entire species would have died out if not for the gallade offshoot.

>>724130629
If you're into that, sure.

>>724125469
>beat the dude so bad he gave up on his dreams and became a wagie
how can other 'mons compete?

This is what true pokemon trainers want

>>724117442 (OP)
is it really marriage if you capture her with a pokeball?

you're not leaving that gardevoir a lot of options

>>724131046
Watch the animation before replying.

>>724131046
Pokeballs canonically only work when the pokemon accepts it

>>724131046
She's actually really kinky and likes being captured by the pokeball

>>724131090
what a bunch of bullshit

if they accept why do they fight you?

>>724131135
>if companies want workers why do they screen job applications

>>724131135
Because they want you to prove yourself first. Likewise, a Pokemon is free to exit its Poke Ball and fuck off whenever it wants, it just never happens to (You) because you're a canonical prodigy protagonist who everyone loves unconditionally.

>>724130979
superior in battle and superior as a waifu
gardevoir simply can't measure up

>>724131135
To make you prove your worth. Why do you think you can't catch them if they get knocked out? They're unconcious and can't consent to the capture

>>724117442 (OP)
This is so wholesome chungus but why do I cringe at it? I used to like stuff like this more.

>>724125379
>>Explorers of Sky with Ralts/Kirlia as a partner who cries for you when you vanish
I think my heart would shatter into a million pieces, I should do that

>>724130085
>Roasties are overusing word "grooming" to justify that no man is interested with their terrible excuse of companionship and used goods pussy behind their insanely high requirements.
Lmao

Grooming means "Using someone's mental vulnerability to sexually abuse that person usually also involves keeping that person in vulnerable state instead of help usually destroying that person mentally"

Loving relationship with Gardevoir is not a grooming because their owners dont use any kind of vulnerability to sexually abuse them. Gardevoirs by nature are affectionate toward their trainers and just love spending time with their trainers and hate being separated, that simply makes them genuinely happy. Even if sexual intercourse is involved which most likely happens between male trainers and their female gardevoirs, but it's still not abuse because for gardevoir having sex with her trainer is also a form of spending time which is good for Gardevoir's mental health.

>>724126273
It's back in Legends Z-A and will have an indefinite home in Pokemon Champions at least, though in Z-A's case since abilities don't exist outside of Aegislash's Stance Change and Zygarde's Power Construct, Mega Mawile's base Attack Stat is instead increased from 105 to 147 in order to partially emulate Huge Power.

>>724131135
Mewtwo had Pokeballs that forcefully captured non clones in the movie to make clones. Mewtwo was not able to be captured with a Masterball either.

>>724131351
>dark skinned male
i know its a classic, but you have to let it go.

>>724131351
would be sexier if Mawile was pooping

>>724131453
Don't think Nezumi ever did a mawile poop image.

>>724131762
which is a shame

>>724124336
>>724123492
>>724117442 (OP)
it's a form of love too pure, too perfect, too ethereal to be true in this imperfect world

>>724131197
>flat

>>724131964
garde is flat as a board too, you know.

>>724124458
was the implication here that gardevoir was messing with the trainers mind to make him dream that?

>>724133323
She was trying to make him remember the good times with Dream Eater, since he didn't like being a wagie.

>>724124192
>Anon will protect my smile

>>724117442 (OP)
What are the implications of this?

>>724131172
>>724131184
so every mon is running off might makes right mentality and if you can kick their ass they see you as the leader?

>marriage
most of gardervoirs on r34 have cocks

>>724134997
bisexuals remain unfazed

>>724120460
that guy does some kino 'arks

>>724134997
That's A Okay. They always bottom.

>>724134997
cool, i can give my gardevoir a reacharound then.

oh no im goslinging

Male Gardevoir in chastity who wanted to be a Gallade.

>>724136084
chastity is such a retarded meme fetish.

>>724117442 (OP)
>sah
>sah
>I'll protect you, sah
>don't leave me alone in a tiny room, sah, it's too tight, too scary
>I'm a sai-... psy-... sidekick type, sah

>>724130979
Blaziken who would just kick your little gremlin like a burning football.

>>724136574
lol
>play rough
>dead chicken

>>724124458
>>724133323
>if you ever get a gardevoir it will stand over your bed all night and make you only dream of it
Why did they make this?

>>724131210
>>724131184
Even the pokemon abusers like Team Rocket?

>>724137582
GIWTWM

>>724136929
Assuming normal Mawile
>252+ Atk Mawile Play Rough vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Blaziken: 162-192 (53.8 - 63.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

But Mega Mawile
>252+ Atk Huge Power Mawile Play Rough vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Blaziken: 322-381 (106.9 - 126.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Then again we're comparing a Mon with base 50 speed VS one with 80 base speed and the hidden ability Speed boost

So
>252+ Atk Huge Power Mawile Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Blaziken: 84-99 (27.9 - 32.8%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

Meanwhile on the chicken side
> 252+ Atk Life Orb Blaziken Close Combat vs. 52 HP / 0 Def Mawile: 304-359 (119.6 - 141.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Even without life orb
>252+ Atk Blaziken Flare Blitz vs. 52 HP / 0 Def Mawile: 468-552 (184.2 - 217.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>724119974
stop being retarded

Reminder that Gardevoirs don't have boobs

>>724138189
you forgot intimidate, also why would you run less than 252 HP on mawile?
>-1 252+ Atk Life Orb Blaziken Flare Blitz vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Mawile-Mega: 291-346 (95.7 - 113.8%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO
still a lot worse for mawile than i originally thought though.

>>724120460
This artist is amazing.

>>724124192
What color her maternity dress will be.

>>724138521
>you forgot intimidate
Ah fair point.
>also why would you run less than 252 HP on mawile?
In National dex, you want to be able to outspeed certain threats like Corviknight (you need 104 speed) or Bulky SD Mega Schizor (204 is needed).

>>724129818
What happened to this game?

>>724126549
This is so wholesome.

>>724118202
>>724118207
some of them are pretty kino
>takes the piss out of bidoof being a HM whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoVDTgZYd2g

>>724139931
Absolute happiness.

imagine the smell

>>724126549
Was this supposed to be romantic? Because it felt very romantic.

>>724123492
extremely cute
the only thing pokemon gets right, what s shame they cant put it into a real anime, or game

>>724140205
Imagine the fucking cuddling.

>>724140474
Funny how the anime has never had anything this good in decades, yet they pulled it off in a short.

>>724140205
Imagine the handholding.

This background looks like ai.

>>724140205
imagine her telekinetically squeezing your prostate it wouldn't even be gay

>>724140661
It's CGI.

>>724140787
>"No, gardevoir, I don't want to have sex with you right now."
>cut to her trainer incapacitated on the ground cumming nonstop

>>724139931
Bros... how can I make Gardevoir this happy...

>>724137582
Game FREAK

>>724119346
Blessed.

>>724117442 (OP)
Palworld

>>724124336
Translation?

>>724142148
At least post a tasteful image anon

>>724142148
Why not both?

>>724143236
Because Palworld's popularity solely rides on their animosity towards Pokemon.

>Hey there viewer! It sucks that your dreams and ambitions died and you are stuck in a dead end career for the rest of your life... But hey! At least you have a beautiful gardevoir wife who cares and loves you no matter what, right?
No... I don't... Thanks for reminding me, Pokemon company

>>724140490
Imagine the fucking cucking!

>>724142148
Fuck I wish lovander looked like that.
I like the lagiarcus image better,

>>724142148
>>724143719
here you go

>>724118843
Delphox SEX

>>724117442 (OP)
>200 posts in
>not pruned yet
so, mods/jannies are pro marriage?

>>724143883
I want someone to look at me with eyes of happiness like that.

>>724140661
Can you name an actual tell for AI you see here, like any actual specifics that make you think this, or are you being one of those retards who will say "looks like AI" for literally anything that looks slightly off to you even if it has no typical tells of AI

The short made me very happy, Gardevoir has been my ace for nearly 20 years and this was super cute to watch and it's nice to see such a sweet story presented for a trainer + Gardevoir bro-mon.

Pic related, my Garde

>>724142148
I want to die between their chests

Way ahead of you.

>>724117442 (OP)
How often do they release these short animated episodes? Also the way she geeked out in happiness at the end was very cute.

The Pokemon games are in the shitter so bad Nintendo is going to force Gamefreak to fuck off and let someone else do it
Maybe we can get canon Human Pokemon marriage then

>>724144029
His tell is
>I don't like this so I'll say it looks like AI

>>724120043
>It's not containment.
Incorrect. /vp/ was specifically made as a containment board because /v/ would get shit up literally any time there was any vaguely relevant Pokemon news. /v/ was smaller at that point though.

>There's no rule against posting pokemon on /v/.
This, however, you're correct on, so the sentiment of your post, that Pokemon can be posted on /v/, is correct

>>724139526
people figured out it's called pokemon masters ex and not pokemon master sex so they abandoned it

>wake up
>see this
Wat do?

>>724144332
>. /vp/ was specifically made as a containment board because /v/
Incorrect, /vp/ was specifically made as a specialist board rather than containment in the same way as boards like /m/ to /a/. Its existence doesn't mean that the content it was made for can't be discussed on other boards, for example pokemon /toy/ threads.

>>724144462
No, it was born very specifically because the threads on /v/ were getting too much. This is before /vg/ or any other /v/ off shoot existed and when /v/ was 10% the size it is now, Pokemon had multiple perpetual threads (what you'd call Generals now) on /v/ for different subjects, and if there was any news on any major aspect of the series, it would fill the entire board with posts. This happening is specifically what /vp/ ended up being made for - so that the majority of that would be contained to some degree.

It is the exact same scenario as /mlp/, the only difference is that Pokemon fans weren't deemed as cancerous as MLP fans and thus their content wasn't also banned from other boards.

It IS a specialist board, but its creation was because the subject matter needed some form of containment. Notice how every other specialist board is a hobby or subject or actual specialization (Retro Games, Mobile Games etc.) and not a franchise (Pokemon).

it cannot be overstated how best this pokemon is

>>724144753
>It is the exact same scenario as /mlp/
Also false, /mlp/ was created specifically for containment because the spam on ALL boards was so bad since no one wanted them anywhere.

You need to understand the difference between a specialist board and a containment board.

They had to have known.
That Gardevoir was THE most waifu'd mon in the entire franchise.
That this animation had a VERY romantic tone.
That the Mega stone was basically a wedding ring.
They'll go right up to the line of Pokemon marriage, but won't officially cross it.

>>724144753
You're just bending the meaning of "containment" to make it apply here, when it doesn't. "Containment" is dealing with a subject like it's a cancer. It's not a suggestion, it's a requirement. You've already conceded that /mlp/ and /vp/ don't operate via the same rules, so I don't know why you're contesting all this again.

>>724144896
Okay yeah that's a fair difference, MLP was cancerous everywhere, Pokemon was just overbearing on /v/.

>>724144259
They're fast.

>>724145141
Expect to see a LOT of new Gardevoir art with the Mega stone hair clip

>>724144830
It will always be my favorite

>>724145242
Yes, please.

>>724145141
First time?

>>724145141
>>724145242
There's even a certain kind of art of it already.

>>724144830
I don't think it's possible to surpass her design.

>>724144940
Yeah of course they know. They're Japanese. They would make it more explicitly romantic if they were allowed to.

>>724144438
have sex with her

Gard's extreme popularity is proof that bob cuts are the best feminine look.

>>724146325
She has the eye covering bangs too, though Which are the biggest deal and gives her that charm and mystique

>>724146325
>dorothy chad
based

>>724117442 (OP)
utterly disgusting
why are furries in charge of pokemon now?
no wonder the games are absolute trash

>>724146383
Ironically the Gardevoir from the animation has both her eyes visible most of the time because she's happy and expressive. The emo bang is more for the regal ones

>>724117442 (OP)
>Gardeshit
>not Pumpkaboo, Sunflora, Aegislash or Ninetales at the very least
I hope you get banned for such shit taste OP.

>>724146885
>the /vp/ schizo is here now
I hope you get range banned

>>724119807
So that's why they're suing the Palworld devs again…

>>724126549
>>724124336
Yup that's getting a doujin get to work Japan

>>724146919
I still have 5 phones felt to keep doing this.

>>724143359
This post is cope

>when your newly betrothed is already aware you only have six months left to live
I still love my future seeing wife.

>>724146629
>now
The setting director for the entire series since Diamond and Pearl is the same guy behind the HumanxPokemon stories that leaked a while back.

>>724117442 (OP)
Project Nortubel

Is there a dating sim-style life simulator (more like Princess Trainer) instead of a "sim" (like The Sims), where during the game you get married and have children and follow the whole process until you grow old?

>>724143818
They hated him because he told the truth.

>>724146885
>Sunflora
Who the fuck likes sunflora

>>724146985
HOLY SOULLESS

I want a retard garde wife and a kirlia wrangler wife

>>724147072
What's cope is that you're denying it in a Pokemon thread of all things as always.

>>724117442 (OP)
god this is so fucking cute

My female Lucario is being bratty again
Why is she doing that? What should i do?

>>724147519
Keep coping

Bob cut gf...

>>724147612
Deepthroat till she's on the brink of death

>>724147673
Keep posting in Pokemon threads.

>>724147612
you aren't taking her on enough walks

>>724142148
Based

>>724144438
shock hairpin it a dozen time until it stays on its mat again

>>724147612
I feel like females should be called Lucaria

>>724147612
>Why is she doing that?
Because she's a fucking mark
>What should i do?
Clothesline into tombstone combo then go for the pin

>>724148156
thanks for your input hassan

my wife is undead

>>724147612
Place

>>724124336
Man that's really cute, shows that pokemon will always be the goat isekai video game world

>>724147331
Me after realizing its probably gonna be oozing sunflower oil for pussy juice.

>>724147420
Having sex with kirlia while my garde watches oblivious of what we are doing

>>724146985
is this in palworld?
why is he making a separate palworld farming sim if farming is already in the game

>>724147089
And she'd make sure every day of those six months would be the best in your life so she can remember you smiling til the end.

>>724147331
Oh so when people want to fuck the sunflower from PvZ they're based but when I want to fuck the sunflower from Pokemon I'm not?

I'm tired of the Gardevoir propaganda

>>724130085
Instructions unclear, penis stuck inside foxussy.

>>724147312
why don't female Mega Delphox have shorter facial hair, like Alakazam? Did they forgot males and females can be different?

>>724149458
Because gamefreak lack vision, as usual

Where are the subs?

>>724129456
Clearly Absol is to blame

>>724148846
Gardevoir site
Gardevoir franchise
Gardevoir world
Gardevoir wife

In a scale from from fish to human, how intelligent are Gardevoirs? Asking for a friend (I am the friend).

>>724119974
what makes you think that? I often sage and it works

>>724150274
The scale goes higher than "human." Alakazams are like 300+ IQ IIRC. Wouldn't be surprised if Garde is up there too.

>>724150463
Oh, so they are actually grooming us?

>>724149850
Based.

>>724150541
made for naizuri

>>724150530
It's difficult to tell.

>>724150274
They're described as intelligent enough to participate in human society but actively choose not to.

Always wanted to see a Gardevoir down on her luck working at a convenience store.

>>724150274
Half the Pokemon in the series have equal or higher than human IQ

The rest are similar to IRL animals, both domesticated and wild

>>724150631
Why would they need to work if they can survive in the wild just fine.

>>724150631
Gardewagie

Do you think whoever designed Gardevoir had any foresight to just how popular it would be over two decades later?

>>724150362
despicable disaster mon

>>724150715
Yeah, that's why it'll never happen in a game or anime.

>>724150614
>Maybe if i act like a retard he'll lower his guard around me
Real IQ hours

>>724151594
You could easily tell a story about a Gardevoir trying to work and live in a human world. Just set up a need where she would require human currency. Like maybe she needs to pay for medicine for her human or something.

>>724148917
Cute fox

One is simply aware

do we need to make a 'Dont date pokemon' educational video or something? this is fucking wrong.

and there's no space pope to approve this, which makes it worse.

>>724130085
Haha.
No.

>>724152664
>humanoid monstergirl
>intelligent enough to pass harkness test many times over
I don't see a problem officer.

>>724151917
we all are
we always were

>>724152825
do you want to get aliens destroying us? cuz thats how you get aliens destroying us!

>>724152923
We'll fuck the aliens too.

>>724150994
No idea about that honestly, but I do know for a fact there's more than 1 guy out there genuinely willing to troon-out just to pursue a lesbian relationship with it.

>>724153440
uh, ok

>>724153440
I feel like there was an unnecessary step in there somewhere.

>>724120043
but I don't get why you'd post here instead of /vp/ when you know how vile this board is
I suffer when I am playing a fun game that has no dedicated board because /v/ sucks

>>724151917
>>724152832
2BQH the only reason this thread still hasn't gone to /trash/ is because OP posted Gardewhore AKA babby's first waifur.

>>724153659
if you think /v/ is bad /vp/ is far, far worse

>>724153710
There is no board worse than /v/.

ryan_gosling_screaming.mp4

>>724117442 (OP)
It was sweet. For 9 minutes I forgot I am usually a cynical asshole that barely enjoys anything anymore. Made me feel happy.

>>724117442 (OP)
>men only want one thing and its beautiful

>>724127038
>>724130645
IT"S NOT FAIR! THAT SHOULD BE ME!

>>724154175
what happens if she moves off the bed?

In an ideal this would be the groundwork to canonize all the leaks

>designed to be your Queen
>flops
Tsareenabros........

>>724117442 (OP)
I am more of a Lopunny/Mega-Lopunny kind of guy myself, but it was really sweet

Large breasts or huge breasts?

>>724150631
>humanmons are more intelligent than people
>humanmons wear people clothing
>humanmons literally live alongside people in towns
>humanmons literally work in towns
>gamefreak: yeah they don't speak, don't live among people, don't pay taxes. they're just there to fight the random purple rats or something duno
this is as jarring as the "no real animals exist in pokemon" mandate.

>>724117442 (OP)
Seacats.

>>724154326
She's done well enough for herself. The legends games are the only ones she hasn't been in so far, which is pretty good

i like that it's realistic in a sense
like not everyone is cut out for the big leagues
and i wonder how many of those non distinct trainers you beat in game would probably end up as a wagie if not already

Good thing AI exists for those of us that are less into Gardevoir and more into someone else

>>724154680
>incorrect tail
I can't fap to this

>>724154901
I like fluffy pompon

you can only choose one

>>724154279
Thunderbolt

>>724150274
Smarter than humans canonically.

>>724117442 (OP)
Real life
It's p2w tho

>>724155434
Modest is obviously the best choice

Subs where?

>>724155434
jolly

>>724153661
And I bet that really burns your shit covered diaper, doesn't it furfag?

>>724154326
What the fuck they actually just named a pokemon tsarina?

>>724124464
I just use youtube's Japanese captions and auto translate to English feature

>>724155434
Mild is a good, healthy compromise between on model and taking artistic liberty of the design.

>>724155543
Skill issue.

>>724154901
Literally everything about that lopunny is incorrect (except the color palette) and you only care about the tail?

i always found it funny that most artists depict lopunny as having black sclera but i always thought the dark section around its eye in official seems more like a duct and it's supposed to have beady eyes (like a rabbit's no less)

>alt righters on /v/ learned about pokemon channel and their animations for the first time

Anyway, living with pokemon would be pure nightmare for the 90% of you incels

>>724154326
I like her but her dominitrix stuff is pretty dumb so I can see why people wouldn't like her as much

>>724117442 (OP)
Gardevoir impregnation

>>724156920
the eyelids close on the black part so it's the sclera

>>724157156
Eh, it's an idealized fiction, it works as long as anons want it to and don't confused reality and fantasy. Basically, this anon got it right: >>724131878

>>724157679
i completely understand your logic
but your ducts don't stay open when you shut your eyes
that would be silly

Grippers?

>>724158063
Grippers.

>>724157858
yeah but it's a different skin fold that shuts on them not the eyelid proper

>>724119431
>>724119807
I won't buy it if I can't marry my wife

Now post her pregnant

im gonna suck on her chest dorito

>>724142148
Well not yet, but eventually

>>724155605
Yeah but that's mostly because you normie-adjacent leekfuckers refuse to give your friend-shaped walking onahole anything besides a generic clam, instead of actually letting your imagination run wild for once.

>>724158987
Your pic would just make it look like roast beef though, not really fitting "elegance"

>>724144753
Sooo when will all the gacha spam fuck off to /vmg/?

Reminder not to be a dick to Gardevoir owners.

>>724158596
Audino needs to be loved and filled with more affection than she can take.

The more I hear about Gardevoir, the more it sounds like yandere material.

>>724159654
She doesn't have fire skills

Where's my Halloween Gourgeist waifu special

>>724159848
She can learn mystic fire.

>>724159848
will o wisp is a staple of garde movesets since 5ever you silly dink

>>724159848
About that

>>724159934
GF is more likely to have a Trevenant special.

>"You're my wife now, master."
wat do

>>724160046
>Mystical fire
Wut? Since when?
Also didn't the line used to have a plant move too?

>>724154291
They're already loosely canonized by the stuff from Gen 4. Just a lot more sanitized.

>>724159848
Your honor I rest my case

>>724142148
Nobody actually goons to Lovander, it's a comedy relief pal.

>>724160202
Magical leaf as a kirlia

>>724159464
Never because they failed at the one thing they should've done which was ban gachashit off /vg/.

>>724119807
It's funny how this basically shows that Ditto can also selectively morph body parts, meaning it can go all Alex Mercer from Prototype if it wanted to. But it'd rather do gardening. That's funny to me.

>>724160059
I like them both, but Gourgeist would be my choice for a Grass Ghost episode

>>724149848
>>724150362
>>724151498
Love and affection

Best girl

>>724155434
give me jolly or give me death.

>>724161029
Sauce onegai

>>724154326
I like Steenee better, like how I like Kirlia far more than Hagdevoir

>>724159464
>>724160465
If you actually looked at those threads you'd realise it's not gachafags in them.

Most of the people who actually play those games and discuss them on 4chan do so on /vg/. Look how many active gacha Generals there are there, a lot of which don't even see regular threads on /v/ - Genshin, Star Rail, Wuthering Waves, Arknights, Fate/Grand Order, Blue Archive, Nikke, Blue Protocol, Stella Sora, Madoka Magica Magia Exedra, Idolmaster, Uma Musume, Persona 5 X, Bang Dream, Girls Frontline 2, Granblue Fantasy, etc

The gacha threads on /v/ are just gooning threads, and speaking from experience, they're not even people who play the games the characters they're gooning to are from. And I don't mean that in some sort of "not real fans" way. Most of the time they're actively proud they don't play them and just jerk off to the girls, if you try to discuss the video game aspect of these games. The blame for mobileshit on /v/ squarely lies in the hands of porn brained ERP types, not the people who actually play those games.

>>724155434
Bashful

>>724160149
Wonder trade
>not my problem

>>724161539
this looks like SEQUEL blight so if it's not that it's something else made by the same guy

>>724117442 (OP)
It would be hotter and cuter if that Gardevoir was male though...

Gardewives are built to bear your babies

>New pokemon game FLOPPED
>Deploy the Gardevoir CF wife animation
Noooooticing

>>724119807
>we want palworld audience
Nintendo are dead, switch 2 was clearly a mistake and they should have gone third party, instead

>>724150274
Going off the short. They’re essentially green non-verbal humans who are still legally pets. By all accounts there’s nothing stopping a Gardevoir from stealing some nigga’s stuff and LARPing as a trainer besides the akward implications

>>724163697
Postmodern, slow-burn kind of shitpost.

>>724163794
Slightly below average, you might say

>>724159143
Maybe you should just stop looking at blown-out cunts belonging to shameless whores with a 3-digit bodycount for a moment if this is what you seem to think of whenever you look at such objectively beautiful things?

>>724149458
Because this round of megas exist solely to be meme fodder.

>>724160270
does he know?

>>724163860
>wide flaps
You're not really helping your case here bud
It just doesnt fit gardevoir, maybe a lilligant or something?
Making it an actual flower an all that

>>724162951
>gregnant before marriage
trainer fucked up and they are having a shotgun wedding I presume?

>>724153661
>babby's first
>posts lucario
pot calling the kettle black

>>724117442 (OP)
Realistically speaking there's no way humanity would still exist in a world of creatures capable of giving true love and affection like this.

I should've gotten one of those life sized plushes.

>>724164089
Gardevoirs go into heat if proposed to and at that point there is no stopping her

>>724163794
>>724163843
I'm just not in the mood

>>724154452
I mean, would YOU want to have a job and pay taxes if you could instead just beat the shit out of purple rats for a living?

>>724163697
>>724163728
snoys are truly mad this week huh

>>724117442 (OP)
Become a king just released, not a bad visual novel.

>>724120529
even better

Gardevoir was made smaller this gen, even at her larger sizes. Hope you like cradling a needy little psychic type against you if you level her then!

>>724164639
>snoys
To be honest it's mostly rightwing influencers and their simps from /v/ this time, who unironically expected that opinions of someone like asmongold matters and boycott would work

It really is a shame the leaks are not canon. It'd be interesting to see humans around with subtle/barely noticeable pokemon traits, or pokemon with human traits.

>>724154452
That’s probably because that would open up a whole can of worms. Imagine regularly interacting with a gardevoir shop keeper while also being able to capture and battle “animalistic” gardevoirs. There’s a reason why the spin offs that DO treat Pokemon as people also don’t feature humans in any meaningful way

>>724142148
the funniest part is that they are both male

>>724165342
Salazzles can't be male, lovanders have a 50/50 chance, for some reason.

>>724164973
I love bigevior so much

>>724164639
>>724165073
You have a lot of boogeymen it seems. One to fit every occasion.

>>724164185
>Mesprit will never rewrite your emotions to make you fall madly in love with her
Why is our world so lame and gay?

>>724165491
I like my gard full of compressed need no matter her size. Absolutely willing to press me into our bed after a long day of battlling as her thick fingers wrap around my shoulders and neck, her thin legs tightening around my core for more of my affection like she knows is only natural.

I don't understand why people put fat tits on gardevoirs. They literally cant have em.

>>724129626
They also had his final fight in a garden of spider lilies, which symbolize death. Wally is going to die young, that's why he's so desperate to be something ASAP

>>724166209
Straight man's plight, you wouldn't get it

>>724166209
Feminine trait for a feminine looking pokemon, and that green "shirt" just begs to be filled with big fat tits.

>>724166209
Only retarded faggots do that. The best gardevoirs are flat

>>724166504
Flat tomboys are the ultimate men's choice anon.

>>724166209
You lack imagination. Probably on the spectrum.

>Emplyed by a shipping company
>Repairs come at the expense of the employee
too real

>>724145420
source nigga

I will draw gardemilk later tonight

>>724167972
Please do

>>724166209
I enjoy flatdevoir
I enjoy titdevoir
No. 282 a best

>>724166209
Gooners have no subtlety, no taste. They have to make every character look the exact same or otherwise they can't appreciate them.

>>724166096
she wouldn't have to rewrite my emotions for that

>>724153763
/co/ is horrible because it's literally filled with no fun women and trannies.

>>724153763
You haven't seen /co/ or /mlp/

For me, it's Pheromosa also he was designed by the artists of Houseki no Kuni so it gets bonus points

>>724167972
You better disappoint and give her proper huge Gardeboobs

>>724169087
How can you know for sure that your feelings for her are even your own?

>>724169498
simple: i already feel this way and she doesn't exist

>>724169619
>and she doesn't exist

>>724169279
>You better disappoint
Okay

>>724162524
So even better reason to purge mobileshit from /v/? Sweet!

>>724155434
Which one is the girlfailure that stinks good?

>>724170043
Quirky and Impish

>>724155434
Which one is proud of its power?

>>724155434
adamant has those goblin proportions
i'll take your entire stock

>>724117442 (OP)

Do they have this in English yet? Or subbed at least?

>>724120121

Like having one group of netizens call you a faggot over another.

gardevoir is my wife

this same thread but with male femboy pokemon

>>724155434
Gentle for sure.

>>724170803
You drew this? Its good.

>>724155434
Sassy

>>724170975
thanks, I put effort in when drawing my wife

>>724170803
why does she live in draculas castle

>>724171068
Moreover I really like your style of doing fabric. Detailed, but it doesn't take all your attention.

>>724171080
I like drawing gardevoir with medieval themes.

sketch for the next one

>>724171210
i need more medieval pokemon NOW

>>724118195
Only thing disabled on /v/ is you

>>724170804
Nobody is stopping you anon, you can make any thread you want

>>724171419

>>724171203
ty

>>724171461
lol

>>724152664
The authorities in the pokemon world know that this shit is happening they just don't talk about it
This is a society which provides a sapient partner to all children when they are within optimal pair bonding age ranges and then lets them off the leash into the wilderness with no training, no real education, potentially no other real human interaction. Even if they don't pursue a career as a professional trainer, these are still creatures who are going to be by their side literally 24/7 using supernatural abilities to make life better.
What the fuck do they expect to fucking happen???

Has pokemon ever done a take on the medieval west? Feels like there's some untapped potential there.

>>724154452
Pokeworld is a utopia specifically because pokemon do participate in society at the behest of humans. A single Machamp can do the manual labour of like five people, so pairing the Machamp with a human labourer still makes for an average of triple the productivity.
Or, in other words: Imagine if there was a weird looking servant caste who had magic powers in the real world

>>724171695
i feel like they are going to stay away from it after the incident from last time

>>724171068
>>724170803
>>724171210
>>724171364
really good

>>724171951
While the leaks are fun and interesting to delve on, they are unfortunately and ultimately not canon. For now at least.

>>724167219
>Gardevoir starts telekinetically launching packages through people's windows from 250m away to help him do his job

>>724171695
IIRC in Pokemon Ranger 2, you explore some western middle ages castle ruins

>>724172339
>>724172423
I love the way her chest is rendered here.

What's the appeal of Gardenvore?

>>724169498
there's not enough vaccine to go around and the underclasses are starting to get mesprit

>>724172836
these slight splotches of seemingly unfitting colors really do wonders sometimes

>>724173220
oh nevermind, you mean the veins

>>724173145
>Slender and elegant
>Incredibly empathic
>Powerful telekinetic abilities
>Humanoid enough for normies to find appealing

So is the dress part of her flesh or an article of clothing you can remove?

>>724173564
>you can remove
It would be extremely painful.

>>724173564
It's better left ambiguous

>>724171068
>>724171210
>>724171364
>>724171561
Pokefaggots belong in a mental hospital

Fuck. I think I'm starting to like on-model Gardevoir after all these years.
What a horrible fate.

>>724173695
I draw them in public btw

I'm only know realizing the potential wifeness of gardevoir, never felt that as a kid/teen.

>Gardenvore
Now I need a picture of a Gardevoir in an absolutely destroyed garden looking like this.

>>724124716
I thought it was about busting a nut because that's literally what happened
The trainer bust his nut and it turns out the keystone was inside of it

>>724170803
>>724171068
>>724171210
hell yeah

What a nice end to this thread.
Cute and nice drawings anon.
>>724171561

>>724173303
I think they're muscle sinews. It's almost fish-like, which gives her an appropriately inhuman feeling.

>>724150631
So they're pongos
They don't wanna pay taxes and get a job

>>724174593
<3

take a seat, king anon

>>724173695
Die alone, no talent crab

>>724150994
No, if they had known how popular it would be then it would have been female only like latias

>>724170803
I love these
>>724171068
>>724171210