Thread 724154087

He turned CS2 into an hero shooter

Less chinks and slavs is doing the world a favour so meh

>joke was so good a janny made a sticky with it
>has an autistic melty
why is he doing this?

good, hope that every cs2 skin hoarding faggot kills themselves over this. Meme investments on reddit have more credibility than investing in skins

>>724154145
Aquaposters won
Shartymelties lost

It just had to be chinks. Honestly, taking out a loan to buy pixels is in itself a sign of severe mental retardation.

>>724154145
You stole this

>>724154145
Deport Carlos, promote Aqua.

wtf an unregulated market did unregulated things??

>>724154389
I heard something along the lines of this was one of the only way to have some semblance of financial freedom from the CCP in china, but idk if that's legit or not.

>>724154087 (OP)
And I have cum on mine. God, Nikke has so many sluts...

>>724154491
Aqua is associated with filthy jeets now.

>>724154087 (OP)
there's a reason they have suicide nets

>>724154087 (OP)
If the stock market crashed and people jumped, would they also point fingers at someone else, or?

>>724154745
that would be antisemetic.
if the game platform "Gas" was run by Gabriel Newfield, there wouldn't be any fingers pointed.

>>724154087 (OP)
>0 proof of this ever happening
you believe everything you read on the internet, op? Are you a retarded retard?

>>724154851
>if the game platform "Gas" was run by Gabriel Newfield
jesus christ that's hilarious

>diversify investments
>don't invest more than you can afford to lose
>never take loans you intend to pay back with purely speculative money
Investors have been killing themselves over not listening to these pieces of advice for well past a century, and still they do not learn.

>>724154965
literally just buy gold and Bitcoin automatically every week and you're goid

>>724154087 (OP)
Gabe.. my knees... they are buckling

>>724155085
this, once your 70+ you can have a comfy retirement home

>>724154087 (OP)
>another dead chink
Oh no!

>>724155116
economic collapse is coming sooner than you think

>>724154559
I mean kinda? I know the chinks had it rough a few years ago where the CCP basically ordered banks to shut and refuse withdrawals because they feared a run-on-bank scenario, somewhat to do with the economy being in the shitter thanks to covid... that said brazil figured out runescape bot farms so surely china can do that too?

>>724155209
I was more making fun of what the fuck is the point of having money when ur a fossil

>>724154087 (OP)
Yes, but Chinese blood isn't human blood so it's fine.

How many days until the market is flooded with knives?

Gabe has blood on his handa for a long time.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>724155324
yeah and I just mean you won't be a fossil
the dollar (all fiat actually) is going down the toilet and the less you have of it, the better

If you're pathetic enough to kill yourself because you can't gatekeep video game cosmetics anymore, then the world will be a better place without you, simple as.

>>724154559
The only thing they could invest in China is real estate. Other than that, anyone rich in China is desperate to get their money out of China, and some succeeded in Africa.

>>724155324
Old people need to have hobbies, Warren Buffet made 94% of his fortune after turning 60.

>>724154087 (OP)
Not the first time, really. It happened a lot when Valve killed skin gambling. I remember MCSKILLET went totally apeshit after getting banned and an hero'd himself with his car. He also killed two women in his way out

>>724155305
>your life matters more than money. You can always earn it back.
What's with this retarded cope? Am I expected to believe these guys' >>724154389 lives weren't completely over? This would be ruinous in the US. In China? Get fucking real. They probably had no wives/kids and at the very least they had completely miserable and joyless lives ahead of them for the far foreseeable future. Why choose that over simply jumping?

>>724154559
How is that anyone else's problem. Don't want to live under an oppressive dictatorship overthrow it instead of bitching at the rest of the world for not pandering to your lazy asses

>>724155541
Killing yourself means you have no impulse control, it makes sense these people also gamble or look for risky ways to earn money.

>>724154965
>you need to have muh diveristy
trump won, cope

>>724154637
falseflag

>>724156552
>just do a revolution, bro
>in china
top jej

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING MORE OF THIS. WE NEED A PURGING OF AUTIST ON THE INTERNET.

fictional gambling is fine but gaben is based for getting real gambling out of a children's game

>>724154087 (OP)
Chinks and gopniks are the only ones stupid enough to tie their entire future into pixel knives so really Gabe hasn't killed any humans.

More skincel seethe, please. I'm making a folder.

>>724156885
these aren't autistic csgo sweats though. they are chink finance bros who literally took out loans to invest in csgo.

I hope you guys slurped the dip.

>>724154087 (OP)
Good.
Next.

>>724154087 (OP)
Why would you take out loans to “invest” in CS skins? They were probably using third party websites too, so Valve wouldn’t even be getting any money from the exchange. I get that it was “stable” for a while but I don’t know why they expected them to give a shit. Hasn’t Valve also done crazy economy shit in TF2?

>>724154491
Carlos has been here for longer than aqua

>>724155384
Like 5 to 6 days, probably.
Can't wait for it to keep crashing and buy a knife for like 1€.
Alternatively, since these retards are hoarding reds, you could just buy certain cases and flip them when these retards find something else to worry about and jack up the prices.

>>724154389
>all 3 jumped at the same time
did they share an overmind? Very bug behavior

>>724157146
i assume it meant all three of them went to the roof together to commit suicide.

>>724154389
> taking loans to invest in game skins
Even if no update had been made, wouldn't it have crashed eventually as players dropped that aging game?

>>724156793
>waaaah its too hard baby me waaaaaahhh
It was hard everywhere else too. The reality is bugmen chinks want to be ruled over like peasants. So don't play devils advocate "oh no they need the fake video game market to escape cccp". You either choose to be free or let yourself be enslaved, no picking and choosing.
And cccp was right. These stupid retards shouldn't have access to money outside their control, look how it turned out

>>724157146
Chinese are no more evolved than lemmings. Probably if enough gooks kill themselves at the same time the entire race will go extinct.

>>724155305
but I thought China was BTFOing the West.
why an hero over knife skins when they could drive those cool electric cars in their fancy mega cities and date the skinny chinese women with huge tits? maybe take a bullet train to Shanghai for the weekend.

>>724157309
Scams works becuase there are idiots anon. People with low iq that thinks there is free money everywhere and they are the smart ones in a world of sheeps, bitcoins, low tier investments, every 6 months something new comes out. Just go on biz to see what are the lastest scams in the loop.

>>724157389
Tehy take out loans hoping to make enough extra money trough skin investments to pay that shit off and have enough over to live life.
Their entire inventory becoming worthless makes them fair game for any tirads that loaned them money.

>>724154505
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IQHjhBq7cwE

>>724157389
They are BTFOing the west by removing dumb retards from the gene pool.

>>724157608
the next step in human evolution

>>724157389
American China glazers are equivalents of those foreigners who base their image of America on rich Californians.

>>724154087 (OP)
Bottom already in. Buy in now for easy profit as we get back to ath.

>>724154087 (OP)
>chink dies
There's so many of them anyway so who cares.

>>724155209
longest 14 days of my life

>>724154087 (OP)
>Discord screenshots
FAKE NEWS

>>724157721
It's probably all faked to try to get Valve to feel bad.

If you saw skins in CS2 as a fucking investment opportunity, you are a fucking retard and part of the problem.

>>724157315
You retards have this fantasy where some guy runs forward against all odds and the common people, inspired by his courage and determination, spontaneously rise up with him. No, that's not how it works, dipshit. To stage a revolution you need organization, communication, chain of command. It's very difficult to achieve those things when the government controls every aspect of your life. It's not impossible, but it takes a special breed of person to set things in motion. I can tell you're American because you seem to think every country just has founding father-tier people lying around waiting to rise up against their oppressors.
It's China ffs. Their entire history has been war and revolution. You think the CCP doesn't spend every waking moment trying to sniff out and prevent the beginnings of a rebellion? You think Xi Jinping isn't aware that his people are miserable and would overthrow him first chance they get?

>>724157721
With record low birth rates, it's very selfish of the young generation to kill themselves, especially before they get conscripted in 2027. They should think of China more before jumping.

>>724157704
No you can't magically fuse 5 real pokemon cards to a rarer one. It can \ happen surely, as every hyper inflated market it will collapse but it's more difficult to collapse real goods. Especially something not fungible.

>>724157649
It's the chinisto protocol

When I heard the amount lost being near a billion, I definitely figured some lives were going to be ended

>>724154145
Justice for carlos

>>724154637
Megumin is the white mans choice.

>>724158070
>near a billion
I heard it was over 2 billion

>>724158070
Market cap is a fake metric

based xhang deleter

>>724154087 (OP)
if you have anyone to blame it's their parents. Don't be poor and have kids. If your kids are poor it's your fault. If they kill themselves as a result of being poor it's your fault as well.

>>724157954
>young chinks a heroing themself is hurting the feelings of the chinkese people....
Very hurtful....

>>724155421
>aw gee anon sorry about the stock market crash
>here, just sign on the dotted line with your blood and we'll put you on a social credit system so we can get the power back on and some stability back in your life

apocalypse now.

So right now there's at least 140k confirmed suicides in China alone

it's insine, the biggest wave of suicides in modern history

Has Valve made an official statement about this yet?
Not an apology, nothing to apologize for, but have they at least acknowledged it in any way?

>>724158427
in one day or in one year?

>>724158521
Per second

based

>>724154087 (OP)
Century of humiliation never ends

Based Gaben. Steam proves to be the best platform out there.

>>724154389
>Even if they sold everything, it wouldn't be enough to repay.

Then they're fucking retards who would've killed themselves in some other way anyway.

Dumb fucking chinks man

>>724154965
My portfolio was diverse you fucking retard, I had karambits, butterflies and bowies

>>724155305
>You can always earn it back
Are people really this out of touch?

>Gamble
>Lose your money
>Kill yourself over it

holy based

>>724158926
How do you "owe back" virtual assets? You're a monkey going ape over a flashing light box.

>>724156640
Suicide is crazy to me.
Like yeah my life is shit and I'm a gay retarded fuckup but if I do that I'll never play video games or enjoy a nice steak dinner ever again.

>>724157870
Keep in mind that as outsiders we don’t know the true extent / competency of their surveillance apparatus. Authoritarianism only works so long as the system can support the people maintaining the status quo. If your “guards” are lazy / malnourished / stupid / unmotivated it all falls apart.

my thoughts and prayers go out to the families of those victims

>>724159053
You replied to the wrong post

>>724155305
>dying with all those skins, thus increasing scarcity and bringing the prices back up for everyone else
based and selfless changs

>>724159165
Or you know you're going to die anyway why the fuck would you kill yourself?

Why not steal things for money at that point, even being in prison is better than death.

>>724156992
and?

>>724154087 (OP)
Source: dude, trust me.

>>724159335
I didn't but go o

>>724154389
Good. Off yourselves before you became a bigger burden to society.

>>724159165
you'll also never be bored, tired, sad, in pain, etc ever again. Not hard to see why some take that path.

I'm tired of these threads being made, they're fucking polygons and they're worthless, just because someone made a market around them doesn't mean they're actually worth money, it just means you're stupid and easily scammed and there's a market of people willing to take advantage of you to exercise it, and its namely the chinese which go figure is the one being affected by this the most. I am very pleased the bug men are suffering, now stop making threads about it, total china death.

>>724158926
Of course you can. Invest in crypto next

>>724154087 (OP)
>be a so called "investor"
>only invest in a heavy pumped market
>said market is owned by a private company
>there's 0 government regulations
>the entire economy is based off gambling odds and how rare / luck you need to be in order to get a certain item
>don't diversify, not even talking about "oh I'll do knives, gloves, and rare skins that aren't knives and gloves!" but diversifying into an actual market, hell even crypto even though it's just cs2(2)
>private company that owns the economy does something that drastically changes the market overnight
>you dont even accept the loss, you just instantly kill yourself
Genuinely how retarded do you have to be to only invest in cs items, then stain the concrete when the bubble bursts

>>724154087 (OP)
So what happened? I just found out about this, does anyone care to explain?

this is some final destination type of shit

>>724159587
Yes the guys who took out a loan for virtual items are suddenly going to do sensible things

>>724154087 (OP)
>>724154389
>>724155305
How are you retards so gullible?

>>724159628
chinese stock market crashed

>>724154145
LMAOOO PUT ME IN THE CAP

>steals money un the form of paid lootboxes
>Makes millions
>Decided that it's over
>Steam drones suck his scamming dong
Gab*n has the easiest life

>some utter fuckign cretins invested their life savings in video game knife skins and killed themselves
>please feel bad
no lmao

>>724159502
Yeah you're right i guess, for you suicide really is the answer.

>>724155324
He who dies with the most stuff wins.

>>724159803
HOLY FUCK! how do you even survive that? parachute? those big planes dont have ejector seats right?

>>724156950
>IT'S SO OVER
>WE'RE SO BACK
>IT'S SO OVER AGAIN
LMAO

someone has to let them poor guns out!

>>724159628
There is a game called Counter Strike 2 where you can get skins of weapons/gloves/knives. For some reason, the rarer items can be traded with real honest to God cash. A market formed and people are either casually investing on it and see if they can get money or, in OP's case, take a loan and expect big money. A new patch came out that lets you trade in common skins to rarer skins, which means that the skins that these traders invested on became cheaper. And now we have traders in China and Russia are killing themselves over it.

>>724154145
fpbp

>>724154145
LMAO

>>724154087 (OP)
Gabe needs to take accountability, even japanese people are being affected by this

>>724155209
Just another week loser.

imagine you're just casually walking down the sidewalk in beijing and suddenly some retard falls from the sky directly in front of you and turns into mush

>>724160180
>attempt
why are women so bad at everything

>>724154145
holy shit this is hilarious

>>724154956
Nanalan never truly recovered from the accident.

>>724155735
>This would be ruinous in the US
losing some SAVINGS in the US would really not be that ruinous. most americans are already retards with 0 savings who live paycheck to paycheck (even ones with well paying jobs).
even if you have barely any money after rent you can still go to foodbanks and spend all your free time playing pirated vidya.

>>724160245
Women can't even kill themselves properly. Men commit.

>>724160180
>girl

>>724154274
it was literally one retard samefagging and then it snowballed into that shitfest because lmao mods

>>724158926
>lose fake videogame money
>become wagie
>earn more money from paycheck
>no longer out of money

>>724154389
>All three jumped
Valve wouldn't acknowledge that

>>724154559
You heard right, CS skins is one of the few ways to smuggle capital out of china that's not yet cracked down on.

>>724159890
>HOLY FUCK! how do you even survive that? parachute? those big planes dont have ejector seats right?
They are both WW2 planes, the big one was one of the few flyable B-17, no survivors. If you got shot up or the plane was damaged in some way you rode it into the earth back then.

>>724154145
>>724154405
It's not Twitter and they have nothing to do gain reposting things, still they do

>>724154087 (OP)
>>724154389
>>724155305
>Dude these random chatlogs prove it.

Give me a break.

>>724158085
The Bible states that liking big tits is the Christian thing to do.

>>724157063
I think they made unusuals more common for an event but it was only specific effects so it didn't really impact the market that much

of course this is not counting the guaranteed unusual incident, but we don't talk about that

>>724160180
Wait, she survived? Is she a vegetable now?

>>724160335
>news article: 1 in every 4 suicides is committed by women.

>some bugs died
oh no!
anyway

>>724158007
>Reprint old cards in an identical fashion
They already reprint them with a new edition, they could simply say fuck it

>>724160714
back to /pol/ fag

Did people neck themselves back in the day when Blizzard nerfed this?

>>724154145
Stop. This is no joking matter!

>>724157063
Valve handled the TF2 fuckup better than expected. The rare 1% drop unusuals became guaranteed and it flooded the market. They let anyone who had multiple choose a single one to stay tradeable and marketable, whether they unboxed it or bought it from the market for cheap. Instead of flooding the market, it added the amount that enters naturally in about a month.

>>724154145
Haha... Even funnier the third time...

>>724154361
>Sharty

>>724160812
i miss occy rings the most out of any item in any game ever
1.09 was so insane

>>724160006
ok, thank you!

>>724160758
more chinks die from man eating elevators and escalators than some retards killing themselves over their own poor financial decisions and you only care about the latter?

>>724159924
Why would they be untradable?

>>724154389
how are these pixels any different from made belief stock market?

>>724160649
yea as far as i know she hit one of these safety things

>>724160180
nice try chink

>>724154145
a* hero
annoying ass british fuck
like when they "had AN history of violence"
THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY THAT WORD
FUCK

>>724154145
Another reason why tranime posters should fucking hang. WeebFaggots lost this site back in 2012 and never recovered it. Anime should be bannable in all places outside weebfaggot boards
Moot was a faggot anyway

>>724154087 (OP)
>>724154145
>>724154389
>>724155305
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>>724154389
>Thanatos

>>724154145
lmaooo

>>724158926
you can always get a job
LMAO

>>724154145
more like Hiro shooter

>>724160736
But reprints ain't worth shit.
If i reprint a dollar, it's a dollar.
If i reprint a (don't know) 2000$ first edition charizard, the reprint is worth like 5 cents.

so why are knives such a big deal in a shooter with guns?

A couple years ago on TF2, unusuals
(the most expensive hat type with a cosmetic particle effect that usually go from 20-5000 dollars)
crashed for a while because a bug was found on a specific crate that gave you a 100% chance to unbox one.
This made hats that were usually around 100 bux now 5-10 or so.
A lot of people were really happy to buy several fancy hats but I stayed clear because I was playing OSRS at the time and devs in that game will fucking permaban you if a minor bug that they caused gives you an advantage.
I even convinced a friend not to buy any from the Steam market because I feared his account would get banned.
Then a few hours later Steam came with a blog post saying the bug had been fixed and that people who bought any hats didn't do anything wrong and you could keep them.
Yeah he was mad at me and I was mad at me too. Still am kinda. That was in like 2017/18/19 or so.

>>724161028
They are the ones seething over Aquaposter, haven't you seen the wojaks they make?

>>724162560
A lot of people didn't touch any of that shit, not necessarily out of fear for their accounts, but because they thought they'd get a shiny hat like pic related lmao

>>724162014
>>724160395
see >>724159659

>>724162859
Yeah I didn't care about that and just did it out of fear.
Even if I cared there was no fucking way that they'd give this to like 95% of the playerbase who probably wasn't even aware of any market shit happening.

>>724162967
most of them are retarded teens, they'll become less retarded as the age.
the manchildren are beyond help though

>>724154145
Will never NOT be funny. No matter how many times it is posted.
Nothing beats meme deaths.

>>724163086
Teenagers can take out loans in china? The fuck

>>724154087 (OP)
TZD
Z
D

>>724154087 (OP)
If you kill yourself for a video game, then you are a retard and everyone should mock you forever.

Never waste your money on digital PNGs that you think you can scalp later.

It will always end up bad in the end.

>>724163415
>the laughing reactions
based

>>724154389
>They took out loans to buy virtual items (skins)
Deserved. Too stupid to live.

>>724163415
>during a live discord conversation

>>724162286
says who?

>taking out a loan to invest into a very speculative, extremely volatile, very niche commodity
how stupid can someone be?

>>724163415
>TZD
?80yv

>>724163673
Telegram users basically all hate themselves and for good reason.

>>724154145
kek good image

>>724154087 (OP)
>Investing in skins
>Skins the creator company can arbitrarily change the rarity and value of
No, they made poor life choices.

>>724164031
Thats how pokemon market works. Or litterally any market about non fungible products.

>>724155305
>sorry I just...fuck man...

What kind of faggot posts shit like this?

>>724154145
I don't get it

THANK YOU GABEN

>>724160586
show me the direct bible quote and I may join you, brother

>>724156658
bait or mental retardation
call it

>>724164432
>2 days ago someone posted the "CS2 became an hero shooter" with the Carlos picture
>aquafag created a new thread and posted that joke at first post
>mods stickied aquafag's thread as opposed to the original one with the carlos joke
>anti-anime sharty teens became triggered and began spamming the board about how aquafag "stole" the joke

>>724160586
In that case the correct choice is the big tiddy lich not aqua.
Or masochist mammaries.

>>724164303
market doesn't work, people work the market

>>724164625
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_web_brigades

>>724154087 (OP)
Play stupid games win stupid prizes

>>724164667
thr original thread was already archived and after 600 posts by the time the other thread was stickied you absolute retard

pain is weakness leaving the body

>>724154145
But the game plays nothing like a hero shooter??

>>724161654
Low effort bait.

>>724154145
Not gonna lie I've seen this 3 times now and still have no idea what it means

Interesting how I keep getting a hourly or 1 day suspension every time I say something akin to "Chinks aren't human" - does this shitty website now belongs to Xinnie the Poo or something?

>>724165247
see >>724164667

>>724154145
classic carlos flippy bippy
aquajeet status? DECIMATED

Still 1.3B to go.

lmao, they totally feel so stupid right now

Should have diversified their bonds, nigga.

>>724165389
no, its just jaded asshole racist scumbags like you are actively bring removed now and thats a good thing you piece of human garbage

>>724166502
>jaded
jade beauty reference? you are courting death junior

>>724166212
First soulful meme I've seen in a week.

>>724161590
that thing looks like a dicer rather than a life saver

>>724162286
Not how it works, new charizards always have the charizard tax. Just look at the seething that resulted in mtgs reserved list

>>724154145
TOPKEK

>>724157582
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IQHjhBq7cwE
how the fuck did I watch this shit twice in the past 24 hours....
and I have been on my pc for 2 hours yesterday and less than 1 hour today....

fuck you

>>724154087 (OP)
Is Valve the most evil corpo in gaming?

>>724157704
And hopefully mtg too

>>724167776
> off by one
Kek has spoken, valve is based

>>724159165
>b-but if i die i won't be able to play bing bing wahoos and play with my manchild toys
at least you were right about you being gay and retarded lol

>>724154087 (OP)
How does Gaben just keep getting more and more based over time? Is it possible to learn this power?

>>724168341
kys newshit

>>724156950
>what's next, make unusuals craftable?
God, please. If Valve adds the crate unusual chance to the "spend 3 refine to craft a hat" recipe I will never say anything about them ever again.

>>724154087 (OP)
Can someone explain what happened in CS2?

>>724169007
Some very rare skins are now more easy to obtain
Some retards who took loans to "invest" in them have killed themselves

>>724169007
>game has skins rated on a rarity system
>you can trade 10 of one rarity for one random skin of the next level up
>red is the highest tier
>but knife/glove skins, which are also red, could not be traded for
>this meant good knife/glove skins were worth a fucking ton of money
>a big retarded investment/gambling grey market got built around CS skins
>valve updates the game two days ago to let you trade 10 red gun skins for a random knife/glove skin
>knife/glove skin values tank
>random red gun skins become valuable as fuck
>retards who had invested actual serious money into this system are now jumping off buildings

>>724169174
>more easy

>>724154087 (OP)
Me GabeN
Me play joke
Me flood market
Now you're broke

>>724169494
I am very sorry sir, I am just a dalit. I am sorry of offending brahmin

>>724154389
>Chinks hate CCP guts
>Too cowardly to overthrow the government anyway
Man even the bug people today are bunch of bitches

>>724164667
>explicitly explains how fags stole the carlos poster's joke
>anti-anime sharty teens became triggered and began spamming the board about how aquafag "stole" the joke

>>724169776
I simply don't believe in the concept of joke ownership and "joke theft", faggot

>>724169936
If someone does something cool and you then pretend you did it to take credit, that makes you the faggot. You are extremely disingenuous.

>>724162813
They hate anime, sure. But there's another reason why people are angry

get fucked carlosfags, anime chads stay winning

>>724170061
Cry harder bitch, unloved fucking shrimp dicked pussy faggot. Aqua won. Your agony is fucking delicious.

>>724161728
sharty lost
/qa/ lost
aquajeet lost

>>724170171
Kill yourself, jeet

>if someone does something faggy with an anime girl image attached, calling them a fag means you hate anime

why is everyone on this site so fucking stupid and vitriolic anymore

>>724169984
>>724169936
literally the GAYEST FUCKING ARGUMENY i have seen on this website in fucking YEARS and not only did this argument continue for THREE THOUSAND POSTS IN A SINGLE THREAD; IT IS STILL CONTINUING OVER 24 HOURS LATER IN MULTIPLE THREADS AT THE SAME TIME
you absolute FAGGOTS

>>724170386
>YOURE GAY YOURE GAY YOURE GAY
Grow up you petulant child.

Gaben: The Slaughterer of Slants

>>724170093
>anime anime anime
This isn't about anime dummy

>>724170282
Global Rule #3 bigoted retart, not your site anymore

>>724154145
Good one Charles, unlike पानी

Seriously though, the media is gonna want a scapegoat. And its Gabe's company.

He might not do jail time, but he's got some bad PR coming.

>>724170542
yea it's about wiping the fucking floor with you ancient posters and your dogshit garbage memes older than the fucking sun, run and hide bitch

why are you still so incredibly mad, emotional and upset at anime? This is an anime site, so if you get mad maybe...you don't belong here?

>>724161524
In a stock market your beneficial ownership is guaranteed by law, even if eg. the exchange goes bust your stocks are safe. As opposed to steam where they can ban you for any reason, or restrict you from trading, imor just zero out your inventory.
The exchanges, the companies and the process of going public is regulated. The are legally required to post certain numbers every quarter.
The government can fine or jail people, valve can't.
There is nobody who can just make an unilateral decision to shift the whole market like valve can

Come on, Jagex. It's your turn to do something really fucking funny next.

>>724170731
>Anti ancient posters
>pro anime
>...you don't belong here?
Oh you guys are just baiting

>>724170605
Kill
Yourself
Pajeet

The thing I don't understand in Carlosfags is how the fuck they think they "won".

Won by what metric?

Animechads got a sticky and 3000 posts of people laughing at sharty tards

What did Carlosfags win?

>>724171365
Stop trying to make this an anime/antianime thing, Aquajeet. Nobody is falling for it.

>>724171365
this lmao, look at how upset and emotional they are

fucking seethe more you bitch, it feels so fucking good seeing you filth scream in agony

>>724171525
It's literally anime vs sharty teens. During the sticky people posted screencaps of sharty teens having a meltdown.

NO
CRYING
AT
THE
CASINO
!

>>724171365
Because somehow they're behaving less retarded and are funnier than Aquatards, even if Shartyfags infiltrated

>>724171526
Disgusting samefag

I don't even know what Aqua is from. She looks washed out and poorly detailed so I'm guessing it's some modern digitally animated anime?

>>724171631
>inb4 "you photosohopped it"

So this cements Aquajeet as the new LancedJack, right

>>724154389
As opposed to taking a loan to throw it all away in a casino? You'd have to be retarded to borrow money from anyone anyway, like 15 years ago my wallet and phone got culturally enriched by trayde'shawn outside a mcdolan's, so i was forced to ask my parents for $100 just so i could afford gas and cup ramen/some other cheap food to last me until the end of the week, and the fuckers berated me for like 2 hours straight, calling me irresponsible (sorry for getting robbed i guess?) and telling me that this would be the only time they'd help me out. I paid them back and never spoke to them ever again, pretty sure one's dead and the other got tossed in a nursing home.

Why the fuck is everyone labelling a funny Carlos joke and the people annoyed at mods blatantly stealing said joke for attention a "shartyfag"?

>>724171728
>LancedJack
Redpill me on this I've never heard of this as a 2012 newfag

>Gabe Newell had a greater net negative effect on China's socioeconomics than Trump ever did
Newell 2028! Big Man, Bigger Ideas!

>>724171705
Hmmm alright then

>>724171840
Angry manlet, infamous /v/ troll

>>724171840
Quick Rundown: Turboautistic tripfag retard who used Konata as all his reaction images that made Moot so fucking mad that he pinned LJ's email, IP range, and secure tripcode to the top of the site for months until finally rangebanning him

>>724171840
NTA but I've been here since 2009 and I couldn't tell you the name of a single tripfag because I just filter and ignore them on sight. Dramafags should be banned.

>>724155305
>i just... fuck man
??? i don't want to know you're gay lil bro

>>724171803
The idea that Aquafag stole a joke is not Sharty.

The idea that Aquafag is secretly a mod who is secretly indian who stole a joke and stickied his own thread is 100% sharty schizo bullshit. They had a thread where they built this narrative as the sticky happened. The thread's contents was posted in the sticky and everyone laughed at it.

If you are not a shartyfag this boils down to whether stealing jokes is bad or not. If you are a shartyfag this is an entire scandal related to the moderation.

>>724172036
Stuff like that is why I miss moot. If someone was a big enough faggot he'd eventually smack them for it, hiro doesn't give a shit.

>>724172125
>The idea that Aquafag is secretly a mod who is secretly indian who stole a joke and stickied his own thread is 100% sharty schizo bullshit.
How? The mods are notorious faggots which the hack 110% confirmed and that seems extremely likely. Are you a shartyfag now if you don't suck moderator sack?

>>724172036
Wait moot doxed the guy? Holy shit

>>724172036
>who used Konata as all his reaction images
Ok, now I remember him. What a fucking insufferable retard, glad moot did that.

>>724172167
>>724172310
It's been so long since we've had an admin who actually gave a fuck about the quality of the site as opposed to Hiro letting R*peApe run wild.

>>724171728
>this cements Aquajeet as the new LancedJack, right
fuck no they are not even in the same ballpark of annoyance and bad faith, for starters LJ used a name/trip while AJ posts anonymously and blends in with other aquaposters

>>724172251
>The mods are notorious faggots which the hack 110% confirmed and that seems extremely likely
I still think it's hilarious that the gayest mod by far was the furry artist modding /ic/ and /i/, which are two of the most well-kept boards on the site outside of the occasional crab troll on /ic/.

hold up how did moot get LancedJack's email
I'm starting to worry about my anonymity here

>>724172657
>giving your email to 4chan willingly

>>724172657
probably ban appeal

>>724172657
LancedJack himself kept spamming moot with emails. He wanted moot to gove him a big public ban "sendoff" with an "epic" staged post and moot went "no, fuck you, I'm publishing all this faggotry and letting everyone see".

>>724172964
>>724172657
Forgot the image.

>>724155735
People live in abject poverty all over the world and they tend to ne pretty happy just living life.I could understand this mindset if you're some Atheist who only chases after wealth and cares about nothing else but that's not most people.

>>724154087 (OP)
>dying for pixels on a screen

How is this any different than the guy who bought into the Bingus Token?

>>724173126
I'm an atheist who doesn't care about wealth, I just also don't care about retarded brown people shitting up my vidyagaems getting fucked over by their own stupidity.

>>724173059
What causes this degree of attention seeking narcissism?

>>724173059
KEK

>>724155735
>This would be ruinous in the US. In China? Get fucking real. They probably had no wives/kids and at the very least they had completely miserable and joyless lives ahead of them for the far foreseeable future. Why choose that over simply jumping?
People act like China is some impossible hellscape and not a large amss of land that is impossible to completely watch over.
It's probably one of the only first world countries where you can just completely abandon your current life and get away with it.

>>724173286
The same thing that drives the myriad of schizos on /v/: allowing bad actors to operate largely unchecked only results in them getting worse.

>>724173190
not really
its just another layer of gambling addiction

>>724154145
Aqua is cute, therefore the joke is hers.

>>724154087 (OP)
Arrest gebe.
Russian thread about cs2 trading is empty now, 20 people who talked actively just disappeared

>>724157870
That other anon literally thinks that life is like a video game

Steamsnoys will literally defend everything this shitty company does.

>>724169936
It was just compounded by the fact that aquafag's thread was stickied. Probably one of the mods having a lark.

>>724173059
Holy shit. Yeah there is no comparing aquafag with that. I don't even understand how people spot aquafag, do they just assume every aquaposter is him?

>>724154559
You can invest on markets just like you would do on the west. Seems like a bunch of retards who gambled on smoke

Based gabe killing bugmen

>>724173190
i mean, it's ironically less stupid than that because the CSGO economy was more "stable" in long term instead of a shitcoin that probably wasn't even around for a year

>>724173216
Well yeah they shouldn't have treated it like an actual market and kept all of their savings in there. They could have invested in the American stock market for abroad if they wanted something that wouldn't just crash overnight and actually had some value beyond mindless speculation of some rich players in a video game. I wouldn't say suicide is the answer though regardless. If they had six figures at such a young age they have plenty of time to make more money, unless they're in their 50s as opposed to 20s.

>>724157315
>we must overthrow the leader of the ruling party because uh... because WeChat is like 1984 and shit #cashonlytypeguy
wow politics

>>724173821
It's not a hard pattern to decipher. He's always posting easy bait within the first five posts of a thread, likely because he's the OP as well.

>>724162286
>But reprints ain't worth shit.
Yes, that's the point. Yugioh has annual reprints and it keeps their individual cards' prices from ever going over $120. It's a little different for Pokemon since they have set rotation, but just doing reprint sets where a lot of high-value chase cards are either reprinted in lower rarities or simply reprinted with generous odds of pulling them would ensure that the only cards that investerinos flock towards are the ancient cards that people want original copies of.

>>724174116
>He's always posting easy bait within the first five posts of a thread
90% of these are copycats, and aquafag posts after FPBP range all the time

>>724157608
We do that in the West too. Why do you think there are so many drugs around? Idiots overdose and remove themselves from the gene pool.

IMO, we should also remove every single warning label and railing. LET people fall down the Grand Canyon. Very good for the evolution of humanity.

>>724155424
You'd have to be retarded to invest in video game skins.

>>724173821
Unironically the quality of the bait

If it's an aquaposter with 10+ replies, it's probably him

>>724171245
>erm he stole my joke...
Jokes, trends and fads are started and stolen on here around the clock, lurk more. Take flattery in it or shut the fuck up.

>>724154145
Carlos chads won.
Aquapedos lost.

>>724176552
>pedos out of nowhere
freudian slip

>>724155305
>Chingchong digital cartel members using video games as a speculation market because they don't have stock exchanges for anything but real estate don't understand non-systemic risks, don't diversify their investments, and kill themselves when the inevitable thing happens
>This is supposed to be a bad thing
Learn basic fucking financial theory. The Great Firewall basically doesn't exist anymore. Go watch a Series7Guru video or something.

>>724155305
REMINDER THAT CHINESE USE GREEN AS A NEGATIVE NUMBER SINCE RED IS GOOD.

>>724162286
>If i reprint a dollar, it's a dollar.
Guys like you are the reason we have the term "Hyperinflation" beyond weird porn categories.

>>724160245
It is a suicide they just cant use that word so they use attempt

>>724155305
so can i have the skins now that they dont need it

>>724162813
>>724170061
is this retard really crying because someone """stole""" (see: copied) his joke? lmfao
Autism should be a crime.

>>724154145
ESL here for 20 years and I don't get it. What am I missing?

>>724160483
>no survivors
it was reported that a big guy boarded the plane with friends

>>724170061
>"Don't steal my jokes!!!"
Lmao this isn't Twitter or TikTok.
Imagine siding with shartyspammers because someone reposted a meme. Do you screech over ONE GAME posts when another Sony game gets ported on PC?

>>724176552
>>724154145
Trannyme pedos on suicidewatch

>>724177619
Don't you mean CSwatch?

>>724160457
holy underrated

>>724154145
Total águajeet death.

>>724161764
based as fuck

>>724173190
the csgo market, up until this update was consistently increasing in value for years. it was more stable than other investment options, which is why you had a growing number of chinks treating it like a real investment option no different than something like bitcoin.
the market cap was approaching 6 billion before the update wiped it out.

>>724154145
Overused joke, kys

>>724154389
Thanathos
Kino name for the occasion kek

>>724154145
retard

>>724154145
Carlos I kneel.

>>724172036
So moot commited a crime and never got punished for it, even tho the entire site knows he did it? Fucking based

>loans for trading in a speculative unregulated market controlled by the market maker
fucking lmao

>>724154087 (OP)
SHAW DIENG XU CHOW PA-AAACKKKK

do it again mr.gabe newell

im $170k in debt
I owe my mom $65k
i owe my siblings $23k
i owe the hospital around $89k
my credit score is 340
i dont own a house, condo or even apartment
i play on a 10 year old gaming laptop
i make minimum wage at my normie job
i dont own my car, i make $1200 car payments
i dont have or ever had a girlfriend
im morbidly obese and balding
im 32 years old
and ive never even considered suicide
am i just built different?

>>724181354
you're just a pussy who can't pull the trigger

>>724181391
i dont own guns i only have samurai swords

>>724155735
The last dozen generations of their family probably farmed rice or some shit. Why are they suddenly too good for that?

>>724164079
Total Zigger Death

>>724181354
>i make $1200 car payments
wtf did you buy a Maserati or something?

>>724181842
no when you have credit your car payments are 2x as much as a normie with good credit

its $900 but i live in burgerland so the mandatory premium car insurance is $300

>>724181354
If that were me, and I didn't have anyone in my life I really cared about, I'd just start over. New country, new identity, new life.

>>724154145
Get the fuck out.

>>724154087 (OP)
lol

>>724171219
stop getting baited

>>724154559
Yes. There are very, very few ways to legally invest in China. And even fewer ways to get your money out of China.

>>724170720
I'm not so sure. This move deflates speculation, which is what he wants, and what anyone not totally a nutbag is going to ask of him anyways.

Why did they change the way things worked? Don't play, but I've heard about CS skins since I was 16. I'm 30 now, and I'm wondering what made them change it after all this time.

The actual thing I am curious about is China not cracking down on usage of Steam and other capitalist perversions

>>724154087 (OP)
I like to think to think the Chinks faked their suicide to get the banks out of their hair, but I think they genuinely believe their lives are worth less than at least a few thousand dollars.

Skinbros...we're back...

>>724167108
>Safety Device (made in China)

>>724179057
its really cool that the way you get significant money now is not by hard work or inventing something or some other gay shit like that, but by watching a bunch of lines go up or down and putting all your money on one of them

>>724169397
so the knife "crafting" that people are talking about is just gambling by trading 10 number of game-JPEGs for 1 spin on valve's knife roulette wheel?

ignoring Valve's hard-on for gambling-for-children, imagine being one of the people that spent a lot of real money buying one of those game-JPEG. must also feelsbadman.skin

>>724159803
>impact conveniently happens right behind sign
Every time

>>724154087 (OP)
Absolutely based. All of my 10 dollar skins are worth a fortune now. Made 980 dollars in about 12 minutes just now. 200+ pending. God bless Gabe and his based wealth redistribution.

>>724154389
The House always wins

>>724155305
>source: three different retards going "just trust me bro lol"
>2025 /v/irgins lap it up

Gabe Newell has successfully completed his eldritch accension.

Ok who thought it was a good idea to turn a video game item into investment portfolio when there is no regulation behind and Valve could simply say they are starting CS3(lmao) and make all items null? There is no law holding them to do anything including this update.

>>724154087 (OP)
>>724154145
>>724154389
Stop gambling for fake shit that isn’t worth anything outside of steam

>>724189813
b-b-but with third parties you can cash in

>>724189982
It's about to GO NUTS!

>>724154145
Remove Aqua

>>724154087 (OP)
And it didn't impact the CS2 player count at all lol

>>724188596
There are lots of other angles of that crash over the internet, you just have to search B-17 P-63 collision
https://youtube.com/shorts/IFaX7NHZmIk

>>724191332
if anything people are clowning on guys with highend skins in voicechat

>>724154145
HECKING EPIC ORIGINAL JOKE
HERE TAKE MY UPDOOT

>invest in a speculative asset that could fluctuate in value because of a software update
>act surprised when it turns out that speculative asset is speculative
Gabe didn’t force y’all to buy skins for the sake of owning wealth

>>724154389
spending a single cent on mtx in itself is a sign of severe mental retardation. Mtx would not exist if it weren't for retards.

>>724154087 (OP)
>>724154389
>>724155305
Based, fuck the rich. Nobody should be making money off playing video games. That includes streamers and esportsfags.

>>724156894
apparently theres a bunch of online cs casinos that use skins as chips and the payout seems to be in skins or crypto which just seems even more retarded than buying as investments.
the reason you pick cs casino over a real online casino is they let kids play.

>>724154087 (OP)
just when i thought gabe was based. He goes and genocides greedy retards and chinks all over the world.

Based gaben, thank you for purging the world of a few more retards. And yes, anyone investing in an in-game videogame cosmetic, for any reason, is a retard.

>>724155408
Kek. I missed seeing this before the steam deck came out.

>>724157725
Plz understand, small indie economy

>>724182941
I'm so tired of keeping up with shartisms

>>724160474
>>724155443
>>724160474
Fuck, so Gaben was acting under orders from Chairman Xi?

>>724154087 (OP)
>>724154389
Wait, I thought that was fake news

stickers are next
better sell your 5 figure kato 14 holos while you still can

>>724154559
That's kinda half-true
Chinese cant really invest on the chinese stock market becase the govt fck with it all the time, so it's simply too unstable
Hence why if you live in the 1st world you no-doubt heard about chinese buying big parts one of your local/national company, that's because they cant invest in their own country

>shitty chink govt offers no means of properly investing
>retarded students see internet PNG only way to make it
>somehow steams fault
heh

>gaben takes money from the rich and gives it to the poor
>communists upset
um

>>724154087 (OP)
don't gamble more than you're willing to lose. simple as.

Gabe is doing more for eugenics rugpulling russians and chinks than Hitler ever did, bless his soul.

>>724166704
lmao

What did the update even do?

>>724183787
They act base on the volume of how much money is getting out of china using this method. Either CSGO skin method is just too small to consider it a threat, or that there's a major CCP member protecting/using it.

>>724198836
Can craft multiple lower value items from a set into something of better value from the same set.

>>724199662
and that translates into killing self.. how?

>>724199734
The guy took out a loan and speculated on this gaming cosmetic grey market and after the update, his investments were rendered worthless.

>>724199734
You can trade what used to be worthless skins worth pennies into knives/gloves that can reach 1k or even 2k. Or well they did, til this update. People were investing into these and expecting their price to keep increasing.

>>724154087 (OP)
they should've intervened in the skin market much, much earlier. now people are using knife skins as their investment portfolio and sole source of income. when your MTX prop up an entire gambling ecosystem you need to stop that shit immediately, they let it fester too long now people are being ruined by this shit. still their own faults for putting all their finances into one knife shaped basket but still

>>724171794
>As opposed to taking a loan to throw it all away in a casino?
you'd have to be genuinely brain damaged to think this was an intelligent rebuttal

>>724154087 (OP)
I've had moments similar to this. Nowhere near as bad, of course, but I remember buying SFIV full price on Steam without realizing they had just announced a new edition, and felt pretty fucking stupid. I also bought all the cosmetic sets in TF2 that had stat boosts on them like two days before Gaben changed them to just the headstones. And I don't know if this is exactly the same, but my uncle got rid of all my gear in FFXI hours before the 2005 Christmas market crash caused by gil-sellers having a massive holiday sale which ended up with massive inflation. So he told my Vermillion Cloak for like 2 mil and when I came back to the game a month later naked it was like 20 mil.

>>724154087 (OP)
It's okay. Chinese blood is worthless. There are 3 billion of them.

>>724200402
*800 million

>>724187516
Yes, to be more specific its 5 red gun skins. Some reds were just not very desirable because the design and weapons themseleves (usually non meta tier) were bad so u had stuff going for sub 3$. Get 5 of em and u just made something minimum 100$ which can get pretty high depending on the wear, the camo, and the camo pattern itself.

>>724164337
that guy is an insufferable fag with some kind of hero complex from gaining minor attention from reddit posts about fixing bugs in cs2. When people criticized a flaw in his methodology he got real sensitive about it and ran away to twitter

CS2 has fallen. Millions must jump.