Thread 724570328

https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kO5b4go
>Halloween is tomorrow
>there's a free for all frat party going in my college right now which is perfect for autists for me to get laid in some one night stand
>but I still haven't completed my tf2 halloween contract yet and i wanna play more tf2 and other games
>and I dont really like the vibes of parties anyways, I prefer something more chill and less noisy
Should I take my only chance of making school friends and getting laid in college this year or should i have fun and live out the spirit of the festival? Please help.

TF2

If you're on HRT stay home and play Troonfagass 2. If you're straight and normal go to the party.

If this was 2007-2011 I'd get it, but in 2025 if you choose to play modern TF2 instead of getting pussy you're just stupid and you'll regret it.

>>724570328 (OP)
Sex is for fucking degenerate scum.

Stop being a faggot and go push the cart

>>724570328 (OP)
>should I get laid, create meaningful memories and even potentially find meaningful relationships
>or should I grind shitty contracts that have been copy and pasted for past nearly a decade and will not hold even sentimental value.

>>724570328 (OP)
As another autist who tried going to parties when I didn't like them just to get laid, it's not something that just automatically happens. You're taking a gamble going, not a guarantee.

the fact that you even consider this question means it's already over for you

>>724570665
>Should I chase the thrill of sex and end up being an empty, shallow man who goes against his heart for the sake of society
>Or have fun and truly enjoy life in the best way for me

>>724570328 (OP)
You know catgrils aren't real right anon

>>724570906
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween

>>724570665
drunken one night stands are corrosive to the soul so tf2 wins this one easily

>>724570328 (OP)
> Go to Halloween party and have sex with transexuals or stay at home and play some outdated game for incels
American choice

>>724570992
then why isn't your self insert in a costume too?

If you hate parties why the fuck would you force yourself to go to a party you arent getting laid for showing up, at best you're going to get drunk and get rejected by a girl in a slutty witch costume because you have zero game.
If youre already well adjusted socially this shouldn't be a question in the first place.

>>724570906
>TF2 player
What made you think that's a girl

>>724571063
The only way to not have zero game is to practice. Even if OP gets rejected at this party, he'll learn something for the next one.

>>724570328 (OP)
>perfect for autists for me to get laid in some one night stand
Lol

definitely go to the party

I went to a few parties in my early twenties. I ended up getting a girlfriend out of it for several years.

The feeling of embarrassing yourself at a party is nowhere near as bad as the feeling of realizing you have never been to a party.

>>724571028
I am too lazy to get a costume.
maybe i can go to my local walmart and buy a simple costume?

>>724571349
If it's a costume party, then do it. Just make sure it is first so you're not that one guy who shows up as the only one in costume.

>Rape
>Drugs
>Loud music
>Lots of other people
Parties sound like a nightmare. Don't know what drives normie cattle to them. I would rather spend the night alone in a forest.

>>724571546
This is what happens when your only experience with parties is from movies. Almost all parties don't have rape, drugs, and your typical house party maybe has 20-30 people max.

>>724571546
>Rape
OP looks like he rapes people, anon.

>>724571520
What simple costumes do you recommend

>>724571912
Rub shit on your face to cosplay as a nigger!

>>724570328 (OP)
I hate to break it to you but just showing up to a college party in 2025 with no social skills does not just automatically lead to you getting laid.
Unless maybe you drop your standards down into landwhale territory.
If you actually plan on trying to rizz them up then sure, the odds are still against you, but if you think being a wallflower will work with the average college female you're in for disappointment

>>724571705
I am just nervous ok

>>724570328 (OP)
>>there's a free for all frat party going in my college right now which is perfect for autists for me to get laid in some one night stand
lmao be real, you're just going to sit in a corner alone watching chad take 3 girls home

>>724570328 (OP)
parties don't work for the average schmuck anymore

>>724570452
You don't fit in, tourist

>>724571912
If your plan is going to Walmart on October 30th, odds are they won't have the biggest selection anyway. Just pick something simple, easy to move around in, and ideally can start a conversation.
This year I did a Mothman costume, ended up talking to some girls because some in their group knew about the legend and some didn't, so it broke the ice without me having to come up with a line myself.

>>724570328 (OP)
>perfect for autists for me to get laid in some one night stand
Yeah, you should definitely go to this party. Make sure you get your hopes way up. In fact, go ahead and tie your entire self worth to this party.

>>724572442
lmao

>ITT
Go to the party anon, contracts aren't worth losing out on experience and memories, whether good or bad.

>detailed as fuck soldier tf2
>ugly as fuck woman drawing
You are a repressed homosexual, anon.

>>724571912
Yellow robe, Yellow Sign

>>724572910
>ugly as fuck woman drawing
Anon, all females are ugly as fuck. That's just normal.

If you choose the contracts I hope matchmaking breaks again.

>>724570328 (OP)
go to the party and start a brawl
punch everyone you see
this will make you famous i promise

>>724570328 (OP)
Most Halloween cosmetics are absolute dog shit worthless garbage that won't even be useable soon

Imagine if anon goes to the party and accidentally raping or impregnating a girl. The fault would lie on you guys.
He could've been contained in tf2 and live his life peacefully.

Кaкиe жe хoхлы дeгeнepaты!

>>724573120
Better yet, start a melee

>>724570328 (OP)
>get laid in some one night stand
Not worth it, play TF2.

>>724573546
>>724573120
Better yet, start a For Wii U and 3DS

Go to the party, steal drinks/snacks and bring it back to enjoy TF2 with.

Also, PSA: some of your contract rewards are craftable for nontradable cosmetics

>>724573120
>>724573546
This but use dual knives, hatchets or a bat.
And do so while cosplaying as jason voorhees, conan the barbarian or the guy from Berserk.

>>724573546
Mother fucker

>>724570328 (OP)
Contracts end next week
Go to the party dummy

>>724573928
Ok.
New problem, my colleges like 3 hours away from home and I am currently visiting my parents and living there instead of being in the dorm. Worth the drive?

>>724570328 (OP)
You sound like me, but more of a TF autist then I am
I wouldn't go, meaningless sex sounds wasteful and playing tf2 with the boys, or even by yourself if you find it fun, sounds better

>>724574267
>drive 6 hours for that
Unless you have someone to room with if you strike out, fuck that shit

>>724570328 (OP)
my inventory is full and i avoid doing contracts because of it

>>724574267
Assuming you get a girl interested, where would you even fuck her?
>hey babe let's go back to my place, hope you got some movies on your phone cause it's gonna take a while

>>724574267
>spend time with family and some alone time playing a game you like
>OOORRRR drive 6 hours out of your day to possibly maybe probably not get laid by some vapid whore
sounds like a closed case if you ask me
You should really put more info into these sort of questions, adding the "my colleges like 3 hours away from home and I am currently visiting my parents and living there instead of being in the dorm" would have really helped

>>724570328 (OP)
I appreciate seeing OC on the catalog.
I think you should go to the party. TF2 isn’t going anywhere. Fwiw I probably would have chosen TF2 over the party myself at your age lol

>>724570328 (OP)
bring a laptop to the party and turn the volume all the way up
works everytime

even if you don't get laid or even try to get laid you're at a crucial age to learn social skills and dynamics. if you don't learn to how to be an interesting person at your age you will almost certainly never do it and end up a miserable and lonely person.

>>724574267
It's definitely worth the drive. You pretty much have to try to not get laid. Start getting your hopes way up.

>>724570328 (OP)
You're not getting laid even if you go there be honest with yourself

>>724570328 (OP)
go get drunk and get some pussy no cares about tf2

>>724570328 (OP)
Honestly? You should go to the party because you might regret not going in a few years while going to the party will only make you feel regret while you're there. It's about a short suffering vs a long term one.

>>724574983
>>724574983
i do.

>>724574749
Listen to this anon OP. I'm in my mid-30's now and mostly live a solitary anime autist life, but getting out in my teens and 20's gave me the skills that I'm not dropping spaghetti everywhere when I do go to a work party or other social event.

fify OP

>>724574441
>>724574558
If i drive a bit faster i could make that a 1.5 and 3 in total. still a bad deal?

>>724571912
go as the scout from team fortress two

>>724575306
Depends, do you think there would be traffic or not? I guarantee there will be. So lets say 2 hours front and back.
Are you willing to spend a possible 4+ possibly 6+ hours away from family, driving to an event for the possibility of getting sex from someone you probably dont know? If yes, then sure why not.
I'd say no, and just get an onahole if you really want something other then your hand.

Too many people here assuming that if OP goes to the party he's going to get pussy, and that he isn't just gonna end up standing in a corner staring at his feet.

>>724575306
>a bit faster
>twice the fucking speed
Yes. Make the drive. You definitely will make it home fine when you leave the party, disappointed and crying.

Just go to the party and use your charisma and charm to take it over and turn it into a TF2 LAN party. Are you stupid?

>>724575549
This won't happen. He's absolutely guaranteed to get laid. In fact, if he can't manage to get laid at this party tomorrow, he should hang himself when he gets home.

>>724571674
my experience with parties is that or a bunch of boomers sitting around talking about boomer shit, which is admittedly enjoyable until they get drunk
i hate drunk people

>>724575805
Why the fuck are you going to retirement homes?

>>724575549
That's why parties have booze. I didn't get laid at my first party but did manage to make some friends by drunkenly opening up about liking Evangelion. Through one of those friends, I met the girl I'd later start dating.

>>724576037
weddings and extended family parties

>>724576087
>things that never happened

>>724576087
I swear the reason why so many zoomies are so lonely is because they are afraid of touching booze.

>>724576693
The only good use for alcohol is wound desinfection and molotovs.

>>724572945
Based esoteric costume idea

>>724576776
ngmi

>>724576776
True

>>724576901
Eat shit, faggot!

>>724570328 (OP)
Have a couple beers at home then go. Even if this party doesn't go well you've earned some essential XP, you never learn without doing

>>724576776
>molotovs
uncreative use of flammable liquids

>>724577154
Simple and effective.

So if OP is learning anything from this thread it's that he should toss a molotov at the party then go home and play tf2.

>>724570328 (OP)
if you don't go i guarantee you'll think about it for the rest of your life

>>724571063
You sound like my inner critic

>>724576693
Partially, but that has to do with zoomers not going out in general. Most of them don't drink because they don't go out, and when they get asked if it's good for you they obviously say it isn't. If going to places was still common, we'd see an increase in both alcohol and weed use. Weed is also so strong and plentiful now that you never have to stop being geeked

ANON WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT HAVE MEANINGLESS SEX WITH A GIRL THAT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO ALSO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU, NOT ONLY DID I BECOME MORE OF A COOMER WANTING EVEN MORE SEX, I ALSO LOST MY WIZARD POWERS, ITS NOT WORTH IT ANON

are you chad?
if not, this is going to be you.
just play vidya.

>>724576516
You could definitely get laid at those.

>>724570328 (OP)
I would pick b desu but do whatever you want.

how do you even find out where parties are occurring

>>724570328 (OP)
As someone who is currently doing their Scream Fortress contracts, go to the party. I've been grinding them with friends and even the increased speed doesn't make up for how annoying a good chunk of them are. You'd have a better time even if you didn't get laid. It's insane there's over 60 of them now.

>OP goes to the party
>Gets girl drunk
>Kisses and blacks out
>"OMG DID I GET LAID!?!?"
>weeks pass
>Suddenly gets a court notice
>Girls at the party accuse him of rape
>Can't consent while drunk (actually a law)
>Now is a registered sex offender
>Meanwhile
>Chad stayed playing at home TF2 and got laid by just asking a girl if she was dtf.

OP you are a massive retard if you listen to the imbeciles on this thread. Life isn't a movie. If you're really up for doing this shit, what you need to do is find some party where absolutely nobody fucking knows you and lie about your identity. Then you go crazy and leave without worrying about getting caught later. Use protection though.

>>724570328 (OP)
You definitely won’t get laid, but show up to the party for an hour. Games are forever, college parties aren’t

>>724574536
Her place/dorm retard.

>>724576693
>needs booze to not be lonely
lmao

if you can get one night stand you're a chad and need to be banned

I want those 39 """people""" who voted party off this website ASAP.

>>724570328 (OP)
>Go to party.
>Some stupid girl starts flirting with me and wants to fuck me.
>Politely but firmly deny because NEVER GOON!
>Meet a cute dog
>We sit on the couch and play video games together
>Have a great time
>A man with an "Alpha male" shirt shows up.
>He tells me to fuck off and that this is his couch.
>Then he punches me, but I dodge away.
>Smash a bottle over his head.
>His two muscular goons immediately lunge at me.
>I throw the broken bottle at one goon, injuring him.
>I then kick the goon into the face, knocking him out.
>The other goon charges at me.
>I kick him into the stomach and use his momentum to throw him over my head
>He scrambles back again and pulls out a pistol.
>I immediately seek cover behind the couch.
>He shoots into the couch.
>The dog lunges at him from behind and butes into his throat.
>He drops unconcious.
>Me and the dog high five.
>Me and the cute dog spend the rest of the evening hanging out and playing video games together.

Hold up kid. Be smart and compromise. Go to the party in a soldier costume.
Or if you don't have one just choose any other costume of a monster/killer, you get my point. Don't be that guy who came without any costume, no matter how small or insignificant it is.

>>724580189
Arrive with a bucket o' chicken

>>724580032
>things that did happen

>>724580359
>things that did happen
Exactly!

>>724580032
Did you fuck the dog

>>724580032
forgive me, virgin. I was young and didn't know what I was doing. I deeply regret not playing video games with you and the cool dog at the party.

>>724570328 (OP)
Follow your dreams OP
https://youtu.be/wqkzWZ9wXTg?si=f_K8GffEtVg3ujsv

>>724580032
Huh so you are the guy that knocked me out cold that night? Well of course I was angry at what you did to my friend's face, but I do understand your reasons.
Maybe next party all five of us can play some video games on the couch!

>>724581545
>?si=f_K8GffEtVg3ujsv
that anon is a spy!

>>724570328 (OP)
GO PARTAYYYY
It's always a nice change of pace

>>724570328 (OP)
Why not play TF2, go to the party, smash and dash, come back and finish playing TF2? Why are these options mutually exclusive?

>>724570328 (OP)
Definitely play TF2. That's what I'm going to do for Halloween, no way I'm missing my chance to get a bird head.

Even if I had a chance to get laid, I can't get hard if the chick doesn't look like Demoman or Soldier.

>>724570328 (OP)
>No option for both
You can do both, anon, I believe in you!

>>724574267
>driving 6 hours for some party only to try and get laid but realistically banging a girl too drunk to say no
first of all, American infrastructure is a fucking joke
second, you are getting accused of rape, after the one night stand the girl will see you arent chad and your life will be over
other things to consider
if you go to a social gathering with the only expectation of getting laid it wont happen, youll definitely come across as a creep and no one will want to be near you.
as other anons pointed out, if you have no place to crash its even less worth it and I doubt you have actual friends willing to have your sorry ass for the night
lastly, I doubt you have enough charisma to convince a girl to do it in the back of your car, and again, it will be rape afterwards
at first glance, your op >>724570328 (OP) makes it seem like a no brainer of "go to the party"
but I seriously doubt girls, are as easy as you claim them to be, let alone give you a chance to begin with given how clear youll make it that you only want your dick wet and not even try to pretend you just wanted to have a good time
just keep yourself contained to playing tf2, or better yet, start self reflecting and take steps to be less socially retarded
and if you really want sex just save to go to Amsterdam or look up escort services and get it out of your system

>>724571705
Speaking of rape, I wonder how I could coax RED Soldier into topping me (against his will). I'm not a fag, I just had this idea in mind for a few minutes. I wonder how it feels to be under him.

>>724583919
Is there anything special about these bird heads?

>>724570328 (OP)
I play TF2 because I don't get invited to Halloween parties.
I still get to drink

>>724584537
they give you special voicelines

Hijack the tv screen at your party and show this to everyone
https://youtu.be/PrYv_WrQjUQ

>>724570328 (OP)
You should play TF2, because sexhavers are shunned by members of 4chan society such as myself

>>724571912
bane