Thread 724732084

>chud systematically flirts with male companions and picks the gay options at every chance
>get a gay cutscene
>probably fapped to it
>"WOOOOOW THIS GUY IS FORCING HIMSELF UPON ME WHAT A FAGGY GAME"
So it is true what they say about repressed wishes? Or is this just a brown thing?

They will cope that the game "forced gay at day 1, then they patched it out to save face", this is how insane their conspiracy theories are.

I pirated the game day 1. Never updated it. Never had any gay scenes because I didn't flirt with my male companions. Meanwhile /v/ was full of threads like "HELP I CAN'T STOP KISSING GALE I KISSED HIM 5 TIMES ALREADY WHY IS THE GAME FORCING ME!!!"

wtf bros, I downloaded the male voice actor and male body swap mods and I swapped laezel, shart, minthara, and karlach all into men and then I romanced all of them while playing as a man- can someone explain why this game allowed me to do this?? so sick of this woke shit

>>724732206
An Aquafag who makes sense and isn't lying? Weird.

>>724732206
FPBP + truth nuke

>>724732084 (OP)
Everything gay about this world can be explained if my theory is true:
>The entire human race is bisexual, but we're conditioned to choose one sex or the other.
It would explain:
>Why guys constantly joke about gay shit
>Why traps, tomboys, and futas are so popular with supposedly straight men
>Why lesbians don't really exist in healthy relationships
>Why gays are either flamboyant or repressed
>Why some same-sex friendships occasionally have sexual tension
etc. etc.

Obviously people have preferences, and most people are mostly straight. But everyone has a certain type they'd switch for even if temporarily. This kinda of thinking scares a lot of people and causes them to either repress or go flaming homo.

you don't understand bro, the game didn't let me not get fucked in the ass by my companion

>>724732425
I googled gay bbc porn and found thousands of results and then jacked off to said bbc porn
can't believe the internet is this pozzed

>>724732654
I agree most people are like that but I am 100% straight to the point I can't even fap to porn that involves dicks in any capacity, it's always lesbian or sole_female. Have always been like this since first discovering porn as a teen. So pure straights do exist.

>sex pest party members constantly harrass you
>any option other than being a dick to them causes them to try drag you behind some bushes to suck a dick
even bioware was never this bad. lmao at any low iq retard who fell for the tencent marketing campaign and bought this shitty lgbt poc tumblr game

>>724733398
It's always
>flirt option
>friendship option
>rude option
But sometimes the friendship option sounds ambiguous and the homoeroticism obsessed /v/tards think it is like a second romantic option. I know in one of Gale's dialogue options the friendship option is "I hoped you'd see me as more than just a pet companion" and people think that's flirting (to be fair you CAN spin it in a flirty way as the dialogue branches out because that's how BG3 works, the game gives you like 5 chances to confirm if you really want to flirt or befriend whoever you are talking to, chuds have no excuse for seeing gay cutscene after gay cutscene kek)

>>724732425
I'm saying bg3 would've been kino if astarion was a girl and was my vampire gf

>>724733829
all the gender swap mods are bretty good anon, I'd give it a go

>>724732206
>>724732084 (OP)
>faggots always have to gaslight
even the devs toned down with how ferocious male companions were about sucking cock. You didnt kill em when you met em? Grats they will harass you til they get to suck your cock. Same for the skank, ugly frog and devil dyke written by a troon.

>>724733889
>all the male characters (besides minsc) are annoying gay retards, aren't cool and constantly die during normal battles
>all the female characters are decently written, attractive, and pair well with each other
I think this is the only game I know that does this

>>724734237
>all the female characters are decently written, attractive, and pair well with each other
>uses off model art of the manjaw army bycicle in her 40s

>>724734497
would

You just made this ad thread and it slid for a reason.
>>>/bgg/

>>724734925
actual schizophrenia

You chinese advertisers can cry foul all you want. you've been completely exposed for years.
Any other poster gets banned for these kinds of threads. They are clearly ads.

>>724732084 (OP)
you literally can't talk to the male party members and not have them try to fuck you in the asshole
unless you choose the "go die, retard" option every time dialogue pops up, you will get fucked in the ass

Finally some schizo posts.

>>724735073
I can't imagine you wasted your time compiling this picture

I can't imagine (You), a janny, waste all your time shilling bad chinese funded game. But you do.

>answer "no way fag" when astarion wants to sneak away in the woods with you
>answer "no way fag" when gale wants to show you his "magic tricks"
faggotry avoided. it's really that easy.
>>724734237
it was the funniest shit when i saw "astarion's conquests" in the cazador dungeon & it was 4 men & 1 woman. i was just thinking "you're such a fruity little faggot astarion ffs" & just chuckled for a while.

oh & wyll is somewhere there too i guess.

You can turn the postbots on but you can never get anyone to actively participate in your woke garbage threads. You always lose.

>>724736834
Schizo

bump

dispatch has gay shit?

Have you tried making threads about games people actually care about? Not just your chinese ad agency?

>>724740092
The blonde love interest was dating an autistic alien before your character meets her, and you can choose to kiss her before you learn about their relationship. Eventually, the blonde dumps the alien (regardless of whether or not you kissed her) and he gets depressed. You can tell him you kissed her, but your player character tries to damage control by saying she didn't really kiss back since she was surprised and that he's a terrible kisser. So the alien gets up and kisses him to confirm he sucks at kissing.
https://youtu.be/4CgLnMzrYM4?t=62

>>724741085
Oh. As always people picking gay options and getting gay content.

>>724740145
The chinese dont even know this website exists.

does anyone itt want to see a magic trick? ;)

mandatory post

>>724732084 (OP)
I played BG3 and you really have to be tone deaf or autistic not to see the obvious flirt options.

>>724732084 (OP)
>ackshually you were asking to be molested teehee!
I understand all homosexuals are rapists because that's how they reproduce, doesn't mean I approve of it.

>>724744789
>d&d players
>not autistic

>>724732206
>the delusional indian likes BG3
kek

>>724742274
wuchang thread says otherwise. or wierder still there are some chinkaboos who are also hanboos.

>Upfront conversation "Sooooo..... Are you gay? If you are, I have gay attraction for you. If not, no worries, I'll never bring this up again!"
You know, I wonder. I've never played a female protag in this or a Dragon Age game that does that same sort of romance formula. Do they do that for "guy companions hitting on the girl protag"?
>Upfront conversation "Sooooo..... Are you attracted to men? If you are, I have a heterosexual attraction for you. If not, no worries, I'll never bring this up again!"
I have to imagine that dialogue gives women the ick.

>>724732084 (OP)
Homophobes are so vocal because they can't control their lust for cock and bussy. Normal straight people aren't thinking and talking about gays every day.