Thread 724782593

Dispatch proves there’s demand for narrative-heavy games:

-Very postive on Steam (92% / 10,374)
-4.94/5 stars on PS Store (4852)

Kill yourself. Anyone who plays this needs to fuck off and die.

>>724782659
>angry about something that doesn't even concern him.

To think that even motherfucking xqc cringed and was bothered by the dialogue, yet, there are alleged /v/ros that are unironically praising this...

Kill yourself, if that is the case.

>>724782593 (OP)
>gooner game with a budget sells
woah...who'd have thunk???

>>724782659
Stop coping. Gameplay is king, but everybody loves a good story too, that’s why RPGs are so popular.
>Just watch a movie or read a book
Being able to interact with the world is an experience those other mediums don’t offer

>>724782593 (OP)
It's not even a complete game yet calm down you mewling, shameless shill

>A visual novel is somehow relatively popular on Steam, immediately must be hated by the turbo negroes of 4chan.

I'd prefer the mini-game quests to be random and not scripted to always be in the same order, but it's turning out to be a welcome surprise. It was supposed to be a TV show anyway.

>>724782593 (OP)
I bought the game because of /v/'s shilling. Blonde Blazer a cute

Crazy how threads went from anons just discussing the game to half posts being contrarians seething about it
All it took was game getting big steam counter with ep 3,4 drop lol
Hate this schizo board

>>724783061
See >>724783083

>>724782593 (OP)
As cute as she is and everything, I still feel like there's a scam behind Blazer. I'm sure there's a scam for both girls to make the narrative fit, but sending Robert to talk with her ex is a really bad sign.

>>724782659
Uh oh meltie

>>724782593 (OP)
Apparently using AI voice acting is a sin but using untrained millionaire streamers to record the worst voice acting ever is based.

Dispatch proves there's a demand for influencer-heavy games, sadly.
I really can't wait for AI to free gaming from both industry and consumers.

>>724782659
that's a bit mean...

wokeslop threads should be banned

>>724782593 (OP)
you're only talking about it because you're a zoomer nigger eceleb gossipper tranny adjacent golem, there's no demand for visual novels in particular

>>724782593 (OP)
>narrative-heavy game
Bruh, it's just your average japanese VN now. They've added sex-scenes and fanservice, and suddenly, it became a hit.

>make charactet that looks like Maui from Moana
>hire The Rock's stunt double to voice him
Heh

Play visual novels

>>724783774
There's nothing really Woke.

>>724782593 (OP)
>Dispatch proves there’s demand for narrative-heavy games:
why did this need to be proven telltale did well with all their old shit critically also but they still went bankrupt.

>>724782593 (OP)
Narrative-heavy games have always had a demand. The demand is from people who don't play videogames but want to say they do.

>>724782659
FPBP

>>724782593 (OP)
no it proves that people are so fucking tired of arguing who is less of a cuck while playing vidya like itt >>724752097
the entire CRPG sphere has been absolutely fucked beyond belief since the late 00's

>>724784996
linked the wrong post, whatever
>>724725297

>>724782593 (OP)
Woow a decent and involved story makes a game popular? Wowww now only if we could do that and still have gameplay that doesn't end after 2 hours

>>724782593 (OP)
>narrative
is that a new world for porn?

>>724785552
yes, western erotic content tends to lack an overarching plot

>>724782593 (OP)
>Dispatch proves there’s demand for narrative-heavy games
The AAA solution: remake Dispatch but with gay black trans characters only.

>>724783587
You're supposed to make me hate the trans, nonbinary and disabled people.

>>724782593 (OP)
>a few vocal autists play slop that specifically appeals to their little peckers and make it known
There's a time and a place for all things but that doesn't mean it's a catchall.

>TV show sold in a different format. Straight, competent white MC hooking up with straight white girls.
>4chan still finds something to hate about it.

oh boy...

>>724782593 (OP)
For a game that basically plays itself

>>724782659
HOLY TRVKE

Buy an ad, subhuman shitskin.

No. It proves normalfags have no taste and don't care about videogames, only viral trends and ecelebs.
>>724786251
>not a game, but "interactive experience
>still doing episodic bullshit in 2025
>every woman is a dyke
>only bitch who isn't a dyke is used goods and annoying
>every man is a tumblr sexyman
>faggotry
>souless modern capeshit style with zero originality or creativity
>"fanbase" consists of annoying normalfags who think they belong on 4chan"
Gee. I wonder why this crap gets hated.

>>724784504
Is there a meaning to these assignments that a pig expert would understand or were they just given randomly?

>>724782593 (OP)
>narrative-heavy games
>narrative-heavy
I dunno about this. For 4 episodes nothing really happened, characters aren't really exposed properly(all of the members of the z team just kinda exist) and the only thing that happened is romance between MC and Inv/BB.
Also episodes are very short.

>>724786496
Done. What now?

>>724782593 (OP)
>narrative heavy
it's a dating sim for male shippers

>>724782593 (OP)
The amount of seethe it creates, probably from browns, is crazy

>>724782593 (OP)
remove the diversity from this game and scale back the millennial writing (over-explaining things, quippy insults that use references, etc) and this would unironically be really good desu, even though I hate the capeshit setting

moreso that paying recognizable celebrities can even get normalfags to buy a game.
I haven't heard anyone actually talk about the game itself, it's always "HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE A YOUTUBER AND THAT GUY FROM BREAKING BAD"

>>724782593 (OP)
>Dispatch proves there’s demand for movie """"games"""" with 0 gameplay
true, normalfaggot

>David cage is making a multiplayer instead of another narrative game
Really makes you wonder who's gaslighting devs into terrible decisions

>>724789341
>remove the diversity
Already done, the game doesn't have it

>>724782659
and yet i don't see this post at the top of every gacha "thread"
>oh it's so cringe
you're just mad it's not OHHHH SENPAIII~~~~ KUROSAI DESU WEEBA WEEBA OOHA COME GAMBLE FOR YOUR HAREM ON YOUR CELLPHONE MASTER

>>724789618
LOL

>>724789682
So, what exactly is the diversity that bothers you so much?

>>724789916
I don't like seeing random minorities, especially ghetto sheboons

>>724782593 (OP)
All it proves is that people want dating sims. Which we know a decade and a half ago.

>>724786504
>Gee. I wonder why this crap gets hated.
Odd, it seems universally loved here.

>>724789423
Except this is a glorified visual novel and it’s not a movie pretending to be a deep video game like The Last Of Us?

>>724789618
>>724789916
There are w*men in the dating sim! Disgusting.

>>724790361
And someone is very angry about this

>>724782593 (OP)
capeshit outfits look so unbelievably bad it's hard to comprehend

>>724782593 (OP)
One thing I don’t get is - why is Robert treated like a loser, when he’s pretty above average and is a smooth talker? Since when is being built like Jason from True Blood considered a “dad bod”? He looks like he lacks any percentage of body fat.

>>724790576
reddit writing

>>724782659
This post is making me want to buy the game now. Hes probably one of those fags thats mad that a gameplay focused game like Ninja Gaiden flopped

go back to tumblr

>>724790576
It's explained between dialogues. The setting of Dispatch evaluates superheroes based on their powers. Robert has no powers, and since he lost his mecha, he's considered "useless" by the mainstream audience.

In reality, Robert's experience is highly regarded by those who work behind the scenes.

>>724782659
Cope. This is a 4chan game.

>>724782659
Meanwhile this faggot would get excited for the next shooter or fromsloppa.

>>724790576
>why is Robert treated like a loser, when he’s pretty above average and is a smooth talker?
Because he is a loser? As in, objectively, he lost to shroud and has absolutely no other marketable skills, and had no social network because he was too focused on doing the thing he ultimately failed miserably at. He just not waterboy.
>Since when is being built like Jason from True Blood considered a “dad bod”
You're taking Invisgirl's comments at face value, possibly because you're a dumbass. Also compare his build to literally every other male character in the game, and blazer and malevola, he doesn't even qualify as a dyel.

>>724782593 (OP)
so when does the game start? it's all been cutscenes and quick time events so far?
help it's been 3 hours

>>724790947
lmao tumblr wow
you just know this poster is some 30+ gamergate leftover still burping out the same memes

>>724782593 (OP)
it isn't a game though

>>724791740
>help it's been 3 hours
All these people who lie and write random bullshit..

>>724791864
i'd take a telltale game over a gacha game any day though

>>724791910
anon I..
it's a shitpost

this isn't a game, it's an interactive motion comic book

>>724790947
Yes im a shipper. Yes i write fanfiction. Yes i have a tumblr account. so what?

>>724791961
It was actually supposed to be a TV show, but they converted it into a "game" because it was easier to find funding.

>>724790463
What sort of twisted person hates love?

>>724782593 (OP)
Narrative, decent art, and normal romance. It's really another shining example of how context is king. Your game can be literally fucking nothing, and people will love it so long as its presented well.
>>724782659
The best thing about this game is how hard it makes surgically deformed freaks seethe endlessly. It's hilarious how just having beautiful white women and and heterosexual relationships in your game causes them to shriek like demons doused in holy water.

>>724792437
i thought asians loved this kind of shit they're always harping on about dating digital women

what's his name?

>>724782593 (OP)
I saw people mention chapters. Is this game finished or are they doing that Walking Dead shit where you have to buy new chapters?

>>724792715
You buy the game and you get the whole game, it's just being released 2 episodes per week for some stupid fucking reason.

>>724792778
It's an ok strategy to prevent the entire story being spoiled on day 1, I guess.

>>724792778
based, screws over the nolifers who will power game the whole thing in one go

>>724793049
Only normgroid subhumans care about spoilers.

>>724792778
>it's just being released 2 episodes per week for some stupid fucking reason.

I don't like it either, but it's a strategy to try to attract more players gradually through word of mouth and discussions and to ensure that the entire story isn't spoiled right away, even if there are already leaks around.

>>724792640
It's pretty obvious he is based on Razor Ramon

>>724793271
that first point makes a decent amount of sense

>>724792070
You'd think it's be the other way around

>>724793131
that's a weird thing to say, you wouldn't be bummed if someone ruined a book or a movie for you?

>>724793950
No. Knowing what the end result is doesn't ruin how you get to that result, nor am I interested in trying to police how people discuss a piece of media.

>>724794038
it does interrupt the narrative structure
do you have autism by chance?

I can't even watch this movie game on youtube because the dialogue makes me cringe.

>>724794130
at least it's not gacha

>>724794074
>do you have autism
my negro we are on 4chan

>>724792019
There's nothing wrong with being a shipper

>>724794207
no i mean REAL autism not meme autism where you have a hobby

>>724794256
no I am not diagnosed with autism

>>724794319
well then i just disagree with your assessment of the situation

>narrative heavy
The problem is that what you do while playing the game doesn't affect the narrative at all. That's one of the main issues I see - your skill at dispatching and hacking (among other stuff they could put in later) should affect the narrative. The fact they didn't, with their budget, AND they pushed this as more than just a choose your own adventure or VN type game, is one issue. Why even bother? Especially when the game treats stuff like cutting the lowest members of the team as a narrative event, it should come down to who's actually the lowest and they should react differently depending on how/why they got there etc. There's so much potential but it seems to piss away most of it to erase all the actual gameplay - if thats the case, I'd rather have a TV show.

>>724782659
are brown people and troons really THIS bothered by the game having a competent heterosexual white male MC with straight love interests?

>>724782593 (OP)
dispatch proves that the market isn't getting what it wants.
a meh story supposed to be carried by its art shouldn't be getting this kind of attention.
game is pretty much a high end (prostitute, which should be more than enough out there) glorified visual novel/puzzle game with possibly animated sex scenes.

It doesn't even have a proper save system, gallery, skip function or game play. Very few choices actually impact the story and you are mostly under the illusion of choice. Wasted a few hours because of that shilled scene don't think I will play again.

>>724794461
This game series does not adapt to the choices you make. The story isn't tailored by how you play.

>>724789375
is this a bot

>>724794965
which scene?

>>724794979
Exactly and that is the problem. They could have done better if it did. If you can skip all the gameplay and nothing changes then what the fuck is the point in a narrative heavy title. They could have just made it purely like the older Telletale games without those mechanics and at least be up front about it but frankly the amount of resources they threw into this one they should have made the mechanics affect the gameplay as it would enhance the narrative having a Robert who's a good dispatcher and properly supports his team vs one that constantly fucks up or actively sabotages certain members etc.

>>724782593 (OP)
Why can't people realize you can play games from different genres

>>724795369
come on .. the dream scene of everyone knows who, If there will be more I suppose I will download a a few videos but that is the extent that the super hero genre interest me anymore.

Story is average to maybe above average but it simply doesn't do it for me the way it plays out, so I am not invested or intrigued to see how it ends and is mostly a pretext for the romance to happen, or at least that was the feel I got.

I also find the reddit/marvel/american tier jokes and zoomer internet speech mostly off putting.

>>724794529
a later episode is going to reveal a homosexual romance and I am going to laugh so fucking hard at this board

>>724794965
All this whining about nothing

>>724786504
I now believe that your ex leaving you, was your fault.

>>724782659
I liked it

>>724782659
fpbp

surely devs will take this as a sign that gamers want straight romances with tomboys and will add more of those to games, right?

>>724798325
yeah bro!

>>724782824
>xqc
This could have been the Citizen Kane of vidya writing, and he still would have that same reaction because over the top negativity is his entire brand.

>>724783075
My hope is that the success will get them to make a dispatcher only free DLC mode where you do just get to do a week of randomised events.

>>724800587
On their Discord the developers have made it clear they are not interested in such a mode.

>>724794461
The way they tell the story with fully rendered fully voiced cutscenes doesn’t lend itself to the scenario where you can cut any of the 8 people instead of a forced option of 2.

>>724782593 (OP)
god shut up, you speak like a tech investor cunt.
>BG3 proves there's a demand for turn based CRPG
>Undertale proves there's demand for pretentious pixelshit about gays
>Silksong 2 proves there's a demand for 2d action platformers
they're just good products that also got some viral momentum behind them. shut the fuck about about market trends or whatever lame shit you are spouting.

>capeshit game where you can actually date the heroines cause it has no marvel involvement
>instant success

took long enough

>>724782593 (OP)
>narrative heavy
>game

pick one. all this game has proven is that your game is a near guaranteed financial success if you appeal to the lowest dreg of lonely virgin gamer whose never so much as talked to a woman

>>724782593 (OP)
so why was this wokeslop wildly accepted while the others weren't?
>inb4 it's not woke
You literally kiss a dude in the game.

>>724801194
I didn't

>>724801194
I guess it was woke when Bugs Bunny kissed Elmer Fudd all those times in old cartoons then

>>724801194
The kiss was just played for laughs. There’s no actual gay romance option for Robert to choose.

>>724801401
>>724801336
nah nigga you kiss a dude in the game.
It's gay and wokeslop. End of story.

>>724782659
FPBP

>>724801194
because telltale fags are so desperate they will accept anything.

>>724801440
Bruh

>>724783587
>influencer-heavy games
what other influencer is in it besides MoistCritical?

>>724782593 (OP)
This telltale dog shit isn't vidya.

>>724802425
Jackscepticeye, Alanah Pearce (former IGN journalist)

>>724800847
The actually interesting part of that is they are planning on implementing features post-release.

>>724802637
maybe they genuinely got surprised by the reception.

>>724796786
hopefully you're right anon, this would be so fucking funny

>>724800784
I'm sorry but isn't this the point of them having a big budget? They could have recorded a lot more lines and circumstances - even other big games where the player made certain choices (or had WAY more voiced characters both major and minor,) have done so. I just don't buy them saying this is some top dollar performance for this type of narrative game yet they can't record lines for each of the chars being cut or set things up so that there is a counter on the player's choices vs the dispatching so that if you keep sending some asshole to a job he's totally not suited for doing like if you send the loud brash fire fuck to something requiring stealth at a paper factory, eventually said fire fuck will either assume you're complete ass at your job and call you out or behave like you're purposefully trying to fuck him up and say so.

There was just so much more potential and with this level of budget, VA etc.. I expect them to not rehash the same stuff done previously, give the illusion of choice and meaningful difference, and then cry that they're sorry a little indie smol bean or some shit. If they wanted to just make a normal telltale game I would have hated that slightly less without the illusion of choice and other mechanics. The entire crux of the story is around this character being a hero dispatcher and "guy in the chair" for other heroes now and they come up with a mechanic to make you feel like you're doing that, it should be meaningful to the narrative.

>>724790361
Only among your discord circle.
>>724798325
What tomboys? Westoids don't make tomboys. Only punchable bitches with dyke haircuts.

>>724796786
>>724802925
There’s no way we’re already halfway through the game. As much as I would love to see it happen. The game got leaked and datamined. Nothing in the files showed anything suggesting that. So I have my doubts.

>>724793491
how the fuck do yo get returns from funding a tv show? streaming is so fucked, with games you sell a copy/license for 30 bucks and thats it, that's your return

>>724782593 (OP)
>Gameplay is King
>Ninja Gaiden Flops
>Story in a videogame is like Story in a Porno
>Dispatch becomes a best-seller
Was /v/ wrong for once?

>>724803083
>I'm sorry but isn't this the point of them having a big budget?

Why the fuck do you think they had a big budget? They got the streamers to voice act because they're fucking cheap and free advertising, only getting big names for the MC and the two main girls. This is the first thing from AdHoc, who're survivors after Telltale went bankrupt, which is gonna make you gunshy about overspending when you're not sure about how things are going to go. Hell, they probably weren't expecting this game to pop off nearly the way it did and it was more just something to cut their teeth on while working towards the big make or break game for them in the Critical Role game they've already committed to making.

>>724803410
Wrong about what? Normies hate gameplay, love "interactive experiences" and obsess over viral trends. So far I'm correct on everything. This game will completely vanish once the next viral product drops.

>>724792640
RIck Owens

>>724803410
Gameplay focused games always sell like shit or become a meme FOTM that gets forgotten. Rare cases like Tetris are the exception. Story is still king.

>>724803568
Yeah man. That is why Pizza Tower was pretty successful or older games are growing in popularity.

>>724803410
ninja gaiden's gameplay has always been shit and vastly inferior to other action games
meanwhile people crave endless mode for the dispatching segments

>>724803410
I don't give a shit about gameplay. I want to look at hot women. Gameplay is, and has always been irrelevant.

>>724789341
>quippy insults that use reference
>millennial
God I fucking hate zoomers. That type of writing existed before you were even a sperm in your dads ballsack.

>>724803506
Simply the full voiced setup and partnership with Critical Role alone (much less most of the streamers being big fucking names with management companies. This isn't like its some random unknown just breaking in) is enough for the budget to be above the vast majority of VN types. The fact they're already working on another title should be supportive. If that was really their concern about overreaching, then why bother to spend the time to code the entire hacking/dispatching games and instead just do "normal VN / telltale" choose-your-own-adventure stuff? After all, they have the least experience with "gameplay" and the most with CYOA and voice talent. I don't think they did a bad job with the dispatching or hacking (not sure if you get to pilot roberts' mech in a minigame later on or not), but if their strongest bit is their voice acted characters, then lean into that heavily. It just means having them record more lines to add variety to the already existing game mechanics they have in the first place to make them meaningful rather than only the illusion thereof.

>>724804212
ok, but it's still bad

>>724803991
Pizza Tower is FOTMslop. Dispatch is kino and would still get discussions for years.

>>724790145
>i dont like seeing random minorites in a video game set in los angeles
Deep throat the barrel of a shotgun and pull the trigger you whiny little pussy.

>>724782895
>Just watch a movie or read a book
People who say this don't read books.
Books are just as hit or miss as video games. 95% of them are pure trash.

>>724803568
I think Story matters more than Gameplay to the average player, even though most would say it's the other way around.

I've never played TLOU2 but I was impressed with the gameplay, very polished stealth/action, but because the story was so controversial, nobody cared about the gameplay.

But on the other hand: Returnal was made fun of by most gamers who assumed it would be just woke trash. The story is kinda vague, silent hill pseudo-thriller stuff and the gameplay is like the Nier Bullet Hell sections but an entire game. TLOU2 might have been more successful, but Returnal was a sleeper hit. TLOU2 was a a story game with a story nobody really liked, and Returnal was a gameplay heavy game that people actually liked, and it still wasn't all that popular. Gameplay just doesn't seem to sell as much as Story.

>>724804212
Zoomers aren't the ones who clapped hard over it and acted like it's genius writing, leading to it infesting all sorts of media.
If you want a retard-friendly example, here you go:
>old marvel movies actually pace themselves properly and know when to take shit seriously or who should be a smug quippy character
>in modern marvel movies EVERYONE is a smug quippy character waiting in line for a chance to look at the camera and drop a "iconic" line

>>724804428
yes I don't like seeing ghetto sheboons in los angeles

Reminder that other than Phenoma-man, Mechaman singlehandedly kept a city safe for 15 years and never lost until he was fighting 50 superpowered goons that were following orders from Shade who knew all about Mechaman's weaknesses.

That's how badass Robert is.

Needs a punished A-team Mecha Man and Blonde Blazer kicking Invisibitch and Shroud.

>>724804467
They both were subversive garbage for snoys and normalfags don't give a crap about either of them today.

>>724804234
Anon, I think you're greatly misunderstanding the partnership with Critical Role. They aren't paying CR for their likenesses, CR invested in them because CR wants a CR game made by the people who made the good old Telltale games since they have a massive captive audience who'd love nothing more then to get to play a character who interacts with all their favorite VAs. As to why they made the gameplay elements, go read the artbooks. Pic rel shows that they literally slapped together assets into an existing Unreal template for the hacking, so it was as low effort as it could be. I also think you're overestimating how much even an eceleb famous tier amateur costs, which also comes with free massive marketing because they're going to talk about it and then play it in front of their audiences. This was not some massively high budget project, you can see from the credits how small AdHoc is as studio. This wasn't even a single A project, this was barely above "dudes labouring in a garage somewhere".

>>724784504
I only buy smeege.

>>724804619
And even then, he only suffered damage because a certain someone made a sneak attack

>>724794965
>meh story
Dispatch is a solid A-Tier Story with occasional S-Tier AND B-Tier moments. The thing is: An A-Tier story in Videogames is automatically S+-Tier. That's how starved Videogames are for Story.

no more capeshit ffs

>>724782824
>streamers being paid to play this shit
explains the amount of inorganic posting about this game

>>724801194
Turns out woke games are actually successful

>>724805012
Good joke. Maybe read a book sometime. And no, I don't mean comic books.

>>724782593 (OP)
Dispatch proves libido-driven monkey brained retards want movie vn wordswordswords telltale halls, not video games with actual gameplay.

This hobby is fucking doomed.

>>724804619
>not even scanning the building for other supes
Im surprised he was mechaman for that long

>>724804795
That might be true. But that kinda proves my point, normies don't care about Returnal, but I see /v/ showing some mild interest in the Spiritual Successor Sequel. Besides the memes of course.
>It's just shilling
But shilling for Returnal 3+ years after release just doesn't make sense, sure the sequel is coming, but before it was announce people were coming around about Returnal.

>>724782593 (OP)
I would never "play" this crap but it's nice to see a white male mc for once and no nogshit

>>724782659
Fippiest of the Bips

People want high quality narrative games. Not png slop.

>>724782593 (OP)
Yeah it's gud.
I wish we had superhero RPGs/JRPGs. I cannot think of a single one actually.

>>724805168
Videogames Stories don't even get to be compared to Book Story-Telling. There's not been one story from Videogames that compares to LOTR or any other universially praised series from Books.

>>724804467
I thought the gameplay vs story argument got resolved when MGSV came out and had god tier gameplay, the best stealth game ever made that's still influencing modern games today but the story is so shit that it's completely forgotten compared to the other entries. Turns out good story does matter a lot.

>>724794461
>>724794979
>>724795512
>what you do while playing the game doesn't affect the narrative
>This game series does not adapt to the choices you make
So did they just take their animation for a supposed TV show and make fake choice text boxes overlaid above it and pretend it's a game?

>>724803410
>Dispatch becomes a best-seller
But it has a story like in a porno. Or this was your point?

>>724791274
I think it's really weird to see race as a important factor as much as /v/ does. Play the game or don't faggot. Why do we need 1000 threads about skin color and not game mechanics. Such dog shit.

>>724782659
based

>>724805564
Kinda - I said an A-Tier Story for Television (which is lower on the totem pole than Movies or Books), is considered an S+-Tier Story for Videogames.

>>724782593 (OP)
There's a demand for well-made narrative-heavy games, yes. Good writing and decent production standards will do that.

>>724805204
Speak for yourself, sambo. All of the male characters caught my eye and are ultimately what made me interested in the game. The ladies are nice but I can jerk my cock off to finer sluts for free.

>>724782659
FPBP
Get this trash out of here. Westcucks cannot design or write appealing women any more. All they can do is shill this trash but only their tumblr target demographic plays it, which explains the positive feedback since nobody else would touch this shit.

>>724782593 (OP)
No shit. Disco did well, planescape is a classic. Just keep the pozzed shit to a minimum

>>724804619
So wait, did SDN pop up while Rob was in coma?
He knows who Blonde Blazer is, so it was around before.

I guess Mechaman helped poorfags

>>724806202
SDN existed for a long time, Mechaman just worked alone for the longest time.

>>724805321
how would leveling up/character progression work in a Superhero RPG?
a tech hero would be easy to explain, just upgrade the gadgets but what about the other kinds of powers?

>>724806389
Better training to do more complicated things then just shoot beams from your hands, you can look at something like City of Heroe's progression trees for most skills to see what it could look like.

>>724793491
Consider all the "improvements" that they'd be forced to make, depending on the platform.

>>724806202
>>724806314
And SDN seemed to prioritize their subscribers first, so immediate action for non-subscribers (which Robert probably took care of) wasn't taken as much.

>>724805570
Kill yourself nigger.

>>724805570
I'm tired of seeing black men shoved in my face. Black women are fine though

>>724805570
Because the entire western world is being invaded by shitskin savages, retard.

>>724782593 (OP)
>This proves
So Telltale just never existed then?

>>724809193
Telltale hasn't made a good game in a decade and went bankrupt, which is why the talent in it left to form the studio that made this game, but also shows that you can't just shit out anything and find success

>>724782593 (OP)
>demand
>15k

start another thread ranjit

Remove the ecelebs and I might buy your game

>>724809490
>AA game
>It will reach 100k concurrent players when they release last episode day 12
>This is not a phenomenal result
Cope

>>724810342
lol that's literally me

>>724810061
>AA game
Not even

Season 2 where you have to assemble a team of super villains. Please.

>>724789618
>the game's great because it's undiverse
>>724804428
>kill yourself for not liking diversity

>>724806389
Like in old games.
Just don’t explain it.

>>724810426
>season 2 has you play as a villain dispatcher sending supervillains to crime scenes gone wrong to unfuck nefarious capers around the city
Sounds kino.

I dreamt that a bunch of guys chased me down from a mall on halloween cause I was dressed in a silly trump costume and making a ruckus, humiliating them with my silly pranks. while I was being chased down, Blonde Blazer came to my rescue and gently scared them off. as they were walking off I mocked them again by sticking my tongue out

>>724806202
It's probably a setting like Marvel's but with NYC's hero density put in LA instead. If you don't have your head in the game it's probably impossible to keep track of all heroes and organisations besides the major ones.
You can see the SDN overall ranking in episode 3 and the higher numbers are ridiculously high compared to the Z-Team. They're basically a team of street level heroes keeping their neighborhood safe (barely) while the Avengers equivalents are saving the world

>>724791274
>everyone is straight
IIRC, Flambae is implied to be gay given some of his dialogue lines. Honestly it's not surprising given how much of a fucking flamboyant flaming faggot Flambae (alliteration bonus! x5) is. Think Malevola's bisexual? Surprised very few people care about her given she's a big muscular demon girl.

>>724810756
as long as you have an appropriately evil looking cubicle

SDN's plans for the Z-team doesn't really make any sense. I think the rehabilitation program should've been full of zoomers who commited petty crimes because why are we tard wrangling a bunch of grown adult villains who will immediately kill and fuck each other over if they get the chance? They should still be in prison.

>>724811212
I expected the typical "We're pretending we want this to succeed, but setting you up for failure so we can cut the program." twist. But that doesn't happen, instead nothing happens.

>>724811212
that wouldn't be a very fun game

>>724811212
I still believe Invisigal's actually 17 and not 27.

>>724811212
It's pretty clear that the zoomer level villains are just handled by superheroes. The Hawaiian guy mentions it and there's a mission of this description as well.
It's the people in the supervillain culture that need to be broken out of it.

>>724782830
It helps it's not toxically woke. Literally the reason I bought it was because in that pool party promo picture it didn't look like fag city and had some hetero flirting going on. Every episode I had my guard up on stream but it's honestly not toxic. I was shocked it lets the man flirt with the bitches and the whole tone does not reflect him as an incel. I myself come off as a righwing psycho while playing it because I say things like "Is this guy the gay guy? Look, they're making the Islander not use proper diction," because normal 21st century jew media has given me ptsd.

The game feels like it was written by a millennial true centrist. It is juvenile when talking about sex and the word choice is juvenile for no reason, but the centrism is it truly feels like the writers don't care about dumb politics. They want a story about a guy fighting baddies and fucking baddies.
t. White Supremacist.

>>724811212
High trust society = rehabilitation is actually a possibility
I mean, given the tone of the game so far it's pretty much guarantee the Z-Team will get their big hero moment

>>724811130
no one cares about Malevola because her voice actress is fucking horrendous (and a retarded commie)

>>724782659
fpbp

>>724811212
The petty crimes don't require the rehab program, as shown by how Royd is just casually working at SDN after getting busted by the Robert the 2nd.

>>724801440
He only kisses you if you Cuck him by kissing his girlfriend.
What people should really be talking about is the unavoidable scene where he makes love to you if you pick him for your team.

>>724783587
This must have something to do with how leftists/mind diseased people know they are inherently challenged by AI because they're so dysgenic. Conservatives know they are a part of The Machine, we're just upset The Machine is so fucked and not doing what my taxes pay it to do, necessitating slaughter.

>>724782659
It's insane to see a game shilled this hard here these days that has fucking YouTube ecelebs as voice actors.
On the fucking PS store one of the images on the game's page shows all the VA's including fucking jackcepticeye, MoistCritical (federal asset owned by Night Media which is owned by Black Rock btw just like both Asmongold and Hasan despite their kayfabe) and Markiplier
This board is basically just marketing campaign turf and /v/ absolutely deserves the nickname "/v/eddit"

>>724811130
Coupe, Punch Up, Malevola, and Prism have had almost zero screen time or characterization, and Sonar didn't really get more beyond the twinks line and neither did Golem beyond him being big and oblivious. If you haven't read the comics, you wouldn't know fucking anything about them beyond they're all snarky dicks during the the dispatching sessions.

>>724811212
Anon just say you want to fuck a jailbait version of Invisigal

>>724811979
.imgtovid

>>724811979
nta but I want Malevola to fuck me with her girthy futa cock and cum inside me balls deep

>>724811212
I personally think its because the villains chosen for the Z team are older/more mature and thus can see how a life of crime has been complete shit for them and want a way out
Even the most successful of them which I would think is coupé since she was an accomplished assassin in big crime syndicates wants to have the obviously better life that being a superhero would afford her

>>724810756
>Season 2 Episode 1 takes place before season 1, and Shroud is your boss
It'd be kino

>>724801194
It's as woke as a 90s tv show, and arguably less woke than the Sopranos.

>>724811212
Imagine even bothering wasting time on capeshit stories and genuinely putting the effort to still analyze it. You probably used to join in on mocking mainstream capeshit like basedvengers only to contiously watch every single one.
I really wish you people go the fuck back

>>724810756
Would it make more sense to organize capers in the first place?

>>724812229
Error 404: funny not found

>Robert that was a great speech. I really think we can turn things around
>Okay now cut someone from the team

>>724812324
A heist organizer game would be interesting.

>>724812324
Yeah, but then you're not providing an equivalent emergency dispatching service and more a long-term logistics/strategic planning service.

>>724811979
Delinquent Invisigal in a school uniform.

>>724812384
>On the next day, the Z-team is understaffed and barely dealing with the pressure
>HR Blazer has a genius solution to this problem - employ Waterboy
>Fucking Waterboy
I think she's genuinely retarded

>>724812456
This is the Police has you committing crimes, and it's really not any different from solving crimes.

>>724812495
bro

Can they please at least drop a trailer of the next two chapters so we can stop schizoing out for a couple days?

>>724812324
I'd kill for Evil Genius sections where you're building up your lair and have to manage security against a bunch of generic super heroes.

>>724812495
Please stand by.

>The Waterboy/Phenomaman split is almost perfect with 51/49 right now.
It really is the impossible choice. Which one did you save?

>>724812662
phenomaman

>>724782593 (OP)
It's just waifu bait for cartoon watchers
Give me a good fucking game like Wolf Among Us 2 jesus christ

>>724812662
Phenomaman needs help right now, Waterboy can be mentored at literally any time of your leisure. And maybe the best time for him to enter the team is not when they're still assholes, understaffed and angry about their coworker being fired.

>>724812573
It'll happen on monday at the earliest.

>>724791274
>sales thread
you mean steam chart threads or?

>>724784879
>The demand is from people who don't play videogames but want to say they do.
I like to wind down the day after dinner with something more narrative. Been playing through all the Dying Light games for the last couple of days, and to wind down before bed I've been playing through The Wolf Among Us in smaller sections. I think you need to have something less dopamine crashing to wind down the day to be able to have a good nights rest, at least that's how I feel about it.

>>724812583
There's a serious unfilled niche for superhero and supervillian management games. Everything always wants to be narrative driven or too focused on being a colony sim, for fucks sake I just want to have a normal themed tycoon game for once.

>>724812662
Waterboy is fucking annoying. I know he has a good heart but I hate the idea of being around a guy who is effectively sweating nonstop, sticky and wet, and throws up. Add in the "H-hello I uhm I that is I uh I get-got! I got you a do-donut, bagel!!!!" and I think he should stick to cleaning.

Phenomanigga at worst just goes away.

>>724782659
fpbp

>>724806389
just say the powers are like muscles they get better as you train them

I'll bet none of you spotted the wojak

>>724782659
THIS
SO MUCH THIS

>>724782593 (OP)
As long as they're well-written, fun and not tedious to play, and aren't preaching at me about gay n*ggers from outer space, yeah, i'll buy them.

>>724812662
>impossible choice
How?
The choice is between a an all powerful guy who is sad and needs someone to cheer him up and guy who can spit water out of his mouth and other holes in his body. How is this even a choice?

>>724782659
First post. FUCK the OP post.

Also, the ONLY thing this game has going for it is gooner power.

>>724812867
>delicious brown tomboy mecha pilot covered in scars

>>724782593 (OP)
honestly anon, most people don't actually play games themselves anymore, just watch streamers play them.
all games are narrative games when you don't interact with the gameplay.

>>724784146
I love these stunt double bits.

>>724789580
themselves. david fage made shitty games

I think it's funny that anyone pays attention to the PS store reviews at all.

>visifags want her to be a virgin
>turns out blazer is a virgin
>visifags want her to be a teenager
>turns out blazer is a teenager
>visifags want blazer to be ruined by some terrible secret
>visi ends up ruined by some terrible secret
Stop wishing for things. The universe doesn't appreciate that.

the universe just keep on telling me I should romance Laura bailey's characters
fine, I will

>>724812662
Phenomaman while he is a top hero its shown he really doesn't have friends, family or any real support networks since he doesn't even qualify as people, waterboy has a stable job and will probably get more opportunities with time i do wish him luck

I haven't played the game and have a serious question: Is this primarily a dating sim or is the romance stuff a side gig in the plot? I see the the main thing people talk about here is romance/waifus. The concept of the game sounds interesting, but not that interested in playing a full romance VN.

>>724813171
>the romance stuff a side gig in the plot
this is the case.

Is it even ethical for Laura Bailey to voice a non-white character? Isn't she stealing a role from a person of color?

>>724812384
Issue is if they never show consequences, they will always resort to only functioning when they're on the chopping block. I can't say I fully agree with it, but, I also can't say I don't.

>>724786609
Message Pigs have been a thing for a while

>>724812662
Waterboy because he fits the team more and deserves a chance that Phenomaman already has had. It was fucking difficult though, not like choosing a hot chick or a batface youtuber

>>724782593 (OP)
Just literally make a high budget dating sim where you can date cute girls.

It's that fucking easy. How are game devs so retarded that they haven't figured this out yet?

>>724782593 (OP)
you waifufags hyped it up too much, it's not that great

>>724813171
You HAVE to romance somebody, it's not optional

>>724813294
Is she an outspoken supporter of only voicing characters of the same race?

>>724813418
>>724813171
You can end the game single.

>>724813294
She's 1/64th flip you chud!

>>724813381
Solo patreon devs have been doing that for years

>>724813418
>You HAVE to romance somebody, it's not optional
No, it IS optional. You're forced into going into dates with either of them but end up single in the end.

>>724784504
me middle right

>>724782593 (OP)
For it to be a game it would need gameplay. This is just a choose your own adventure picture book for socially stunted mamchildren

this is probably my GOTY
only game that has kept my interest for more than a week.

>>724813381
nah its more than that. The dialogue and characters have to be interesting not just cute. Invisigal isn't that inherently cute, her personality makes her cute. WIth a general vtuber kyaa uwu voice actress she would not be that appealing.
I'm dreading all the knockoffs of this that don't get it.

>>724812662
Waterboy doesn't need to be on the Z-team where he's gonna get bullied hard by all the villains, and he'll get a shot eventually. Harry DuBois needs my help now, being around a bunch of villains who aren't going to hero worship him and gloss over his autism might be good to help him realize what it actually takes to be a person, and most importantly, I'm not taking him on the second playthrough where I date BB but Invisigal #1 so he can come along for the first go around.

For how "normal" the females are I sure wish there was at least one "normal" bro character. I guess Niggainstein counts. I'm just not feeling it for any of the heroes.

It seems like the actual problem with the Z-Team isn't that they're bad people inherently, it's just that the entire superhero lifestyle doesn't suit them.
Like Flambae would probably be happier as a celebrity chef, and Sonar would be better on some police department's financial crimes unit.

Why is she so autistic?

>>724813536
>Gameplay is kangz Zoomer learns about adventure games

>>724813585
>knockoffs
Glorified VN's are knockoffs of books, go read one instead and fuck off of the videogame board faggot ass shill

>>724812594
Sloppa.

>>724813805
I will take it.
You do God's work.

>>724813745
You couldn't even pay me to pretend to find whoever fuck this is likeable. Imagine shilling some youtube eceleb promoted capeshit VN on a sunday

>>724813772
the interactive medium is much larger than shooting bad guys, why don't you read a book sounds like you need to broaden your horizons

>>724813891
who hurt you sweetie

>>724813171
It's a story about redemption and overcoming trauma, you just have the ability to make it you fixing with your dick in addition to your heart. The character relationships are clearly the most important thing over the plot, but the plot serves as a good vessel to explore them. The second half of the game is going to get back into more plot stuff now that we've got the world building and character introductions out of the way, but it's much more classical Spiderman where what's happening outside of the masked sections is just as important, if not more, then the superpower fights.

>>724801336
>Looney Tunes is woke!
next you'll say Star Trek was always woke because Kirk was forced to kiss Uhura.
It's made by people from TellTale, it's an office comedy, it's set in LA, it has zoomer youtuber voice actors. You can guess what it'll be.

>>724813703
Royd and Chase are pretty normal bros.

>>724782824
You mean the guy who can't even really put together a sentence, or speak without stammering? That is who you chose as your preferred critic?

>>724813268
>>724813931
>>724813454
Ok thanks. I'll guesss I'll check it out after all of the episodes are released.
One more questions, are choices and their reactivity decent or is it more of a telltale illusion of choice?

>>724813912
Still not a game niggerbitch

>Both right wing retards and left wing retards trying to claim the game as "Their win"
>Me over here just enjoying the game

What a laugh.

>>724814023
>next you'll say Star Trek was always woke because Kirk was forced to kiss Uhura.
I mean Star Trek was pretty much made with liberal utopianism in mind

>>724813703
Punch-up is normal, outside of being a midget.

>>724814023
>>724814171
doesn't matter because the modern left hates the original Star Trek because the women there wore short 60's skirts.

>>724814139
You are a faggot and whatever cherrypicked fantasy you just presented as reality is also as disengenuine as this entire thread

>>724814120
Literally don't care what your definition is=, nobody asked.

>>724814104
There's small moments where you get small moments of reactivity later that'll make you chuckle, a couple of very big obvious divergence points where it's an A/B choice, and probably some consequences later for choices we've already made that we haven't seen yet. You're gonna end up with only a couple of endings, but it's got a good amount of madlibs reactivity along the way.

>>724814213
Error 404: funny not found

>>724814139
The guy having a melty wasting his day away calling people shills has been especially funny.

Shroud is here trying to derail the thread. Flambae and Punchup, go kick his ass.

>>724814104
it seems mostly illusion but there are some choices, the main reason I play is the humor and dialogue
although there is also a fun minigame, I wouldn't mind a spinoff of just that.

>>724814454
what's his fucking problem

>>724814454
>Not flambae and prism
>Not punch-up and coupe
Ngmi
Affinity's pretty good if you keep at it, and prism's copy ability is great.

>>724812662
Picked Waterboy because the kid had potential and if I wasn't going to give him a shot, who would? Phenomaman needs help too but mostly in an out-of-work environment

>>724812324
You could have it as a 'tard wrangler simulator where you prevent supervillains from doing dumb shit that gets a NotSuperman on your ass, instead funneling them into crimes they can either get away with or are too much of a pain in the ass to investigate

>>724814454
>>724814507
There has never been a marketing campaign on this board where your forced on-topic edits aren't the most unfunny things on the board. They always stick out like crazy

>>724790145
Live forever and spread your beliefs, you beautiful specimen of the White race.

>>724814253
Holy mad. Hit the nail on the head.

>>724814567
>Invisigal holding her breath in the corner

>>724814253
>>724814770
kek he mad zoomers are fucking retarded

>>724814786
Sir, yes sir!

>>724814601
I cut Coupe and the mission only had two slots

>white heteronormative relationship simulator
uh yikes!

>>724814927
invisigal is brown

>>724814104
So far just illusion. If it's going to be like any other tell tale game the choices might affect some flavour dialogue but the actual ending will hinge on a choice(s) you pick in the last hour of the final game episode.

Play dvaid cage slop if you want choices that matter.

>>724814847
Now you're just throwing random labels as if it already isn't apparent how badly you stick out from offsiter typing style alone. Maybe if I toss in a dead meme with ebonics and then add in zoomer I'll fit in right

>>724814567
Has there ever been a more rapeable MC?

>>724814925
Then send flambae (supernova) and sonar (smart form)
You did increase flambae's mobility in preparation for his skill, right?
Plus, you gotta have a smart guy on the team to outmaneuver Shroud. Fucker isn't getting one over us ever again

Why is Invisigal so heckin cute?

>>724815061
Your bot's malfunctioning

>*sigh*
>These are posting ai pics of my feet again…

>>724814541
>what's his fucking problem
He only want what's rightfully his, the Astral Pulse.

>>724814023
>forced
1: she’s hot as fuck
2: he banged aliens, do you think Uhura being a different race even remotely registers in Kirk’s mind?

>>724782593 (OP)
>it turns out that PCfags and /v/ love moviegames

>>724782593 (OP)
>PS store reviews
Kill yourself

>>724815330
Yeah I noticed that too. Streamers aren't human. They wouldn't understand.

>>724815330
the streamer I watched didn't want to cut Coupe because she's hot (still cut her because Sonar is too useful) and picked Invisigal over Blazer

Blazer seems pretty responsible and good natured. She would make for a good wife and mother. Isn't that all we really want?

>>724815330
Goddamnit, I did it first, I don't want to be associated with them.

>>724815330
Male or Female this is important information.

>>724783987
>there's no demand for visual novels in particular

Tell that to japs, weebs, and furries.

>>724815330
Why are you watching streamers?

>>724815262
If it was truly his he would just make another one.

>>724815378
Literally the only based one I could find
https://youtu.be/jwMRQ275g68?si=q1HZqeiKK_3PyX4l

>>724815330
The youtuber I watch let the timer run out when cutting someone (so, sonar), then chose BB for the date, but then went and did another playthrough picking alternate choices, and at the end she stated she preferred IG's date.

>>724815554
….Both

>>724815618
Why are you pretending you don't know where a good amount of promotion for this garbage is directly coming from?

>>724815620
That's the issue, he needed Robert Robertson II to make it for him but for some reason was never handed over.
Shroud is not like Roy.

>>724815047
Dispatch shills really are just Tumblrina refugees

>>724815975
We get it anon. You're in desperate need of attention, have no ability to ignore things you don't like, and just want (you)'s. Here you go. Did that make you feel better?

Dispatch in a nutshell

The amount of mental gymnastics and contortionist coping you guys do thread after thread just to justify liking a video game that you're afraid to like is insane.

>>724816117
I like it and anyone who’s not me is gay

>>724816117
no one on /v/ likes vidya games

>>724816142
Even your girlfriend?

>>724816076
Isn’t that one anime called Call of the Night the same thing? Haven’t watched it but from what I’ve seen it’s literally just reverse Twilight.

>>724782659
Cry more retard

>>724816037
Shills using a variety of bait tactics for an ad campaign really shouldn't be talking about being "in desperate need of attention" fucking faggot

>>724816185
Girlfriend?

>>724816232
It's okay, Baby. All discussion should be over within two weeks, I'm sure you can ignore it until then.

>>724816117
Is it really gymnastics and coping when we're just talking about the game?
What's more, when people ask about the fucking reactivity of it, people are honest, we say:
>It's a fucking Telltale game
How are we afraid? Anyway, I know I should just ignore, but sometimes their arguments are so stupid

>>724816347
>this fucking post
Didn't have to make it any more apparent you're not from here

>>724816446
oh the ironing

>>724816446
>im merely PRETENDING to be an obnoxious faggot to fit in
even gayer

>>724814171
I could talk at length about how the values that persist in TOS are offensive to modern conservatives.
I agree it's liberal utopianism and slightly relaxed beliefs on women and afro-americans but Captain Kirk would be thrice cancelled in today's world for practicing marriage before sex.

>>724815294
>1 I'm brown
>2 I think humans are aliens
Captain Kirk thinks women shouldn't be officers. He thinks Spock is disgusting because he's a half breed. I'm sorry that you have jungle fever.

awful lot of shippers here

>>724816446
Hit the head on the nail. Imagine pretending "gaming is healing" when your game has faggotry and cuckolding in it

>>724782593 (OP)
The only thing it proved is that zoomers are insanely brainrotted and will lap up anything that's just thinly veiled coomerism.
It's actually embarassing how much of the game feels like an excuse just to have dating scenes with the two girls.

if invisigal had huge tits it would be even better
but shes still cute as is.

>>724816721
I’ll allow it

>>724816781
>gaming is healing
literal twitter grifter phrase, please return there

>>724816781
There is no faggotry or cuckolding in this game.

>>724815330
/v/ has always been a minority that's vocal. If you just browsed this board you'd think most people picked the Maelle ending, but it turns out Verso was the most popular choice.

>>724816808
whats wrong with dating girls

>>724816347
>doubles down on hyper effeminate passive-aggressiveness
yeah you're totally not from tumblr bro

>>724815330
Even her big secret is like the most white woman moment ever
>OMG ROBBIE IM SO INSECURE INSTEAD OF BEING A 6FT BLONDE BOMBSHELL IM JUST A 5'7FT BRUNETTE BOMBSHELL OMG THE WORLD IS GOING TO END

Like lmao

>>724816781
hold the fuck up, this is the same guy that spent over a day samefagging his shit thread

>>724816896
You just made multiple threads using that same phrase last night rajesh.

>>724817013
Nigger, 66% of the players are picking invisigal over BB
streamers are the minoriity

>>724817119
I think Grummz just farted on twitter maybe you should go check it out, you like that kind of shit right

>>724817061
>Do you like unfunny posts?

>>724816117
>The amount of mental gymnastics and contortionist to discuss the same shit over and over again because for whole 4 episodes nothing happened except one erotic scene and a date choice
Fixed it for you. You came to wrong conclusion on why they are posting what they are posting.

>>724815330
>>All the streamers are picking Blonde Blazer
Not every streamer.

All Dispatch proves is that western players DESIRE waifuwar games.

Remember Mass Effect?
Witcher 3?
Baldur's Gate 3?

People need that superb owl mentality.

>>724817229
Your game is promoted and voice acted by Youtube eceleb influencers. You have absolutely zero ground to accusing anyone of being a faggot, your game is pure faggotry

>>724817320
>right wingers when they see a brown tsundere punk tomboy

>>724817369
I do not really care who is doing the voice acting, they did a good job.
I'll leave the e-celeb commentary to specialists like yourself.

>>724817353
You need characters that are actually endearing. Dragon Age had that shit too and bombed.

>>724817112
Can you kill yourself already

>>724817320
That's not a streamer. That's a whore who picks whatever people pay for.

>>724817547
turn out most of the racists arn't actually racist and just dislike trash people

>>724817602
yeah I'm sure moistcritical and fucking jackcepticeye are fantastic VA's
absolute fucking state

>>724782593 (OP)
Dude, Japan pops these out every day for like 40 years and their VA are top tier vs Americans and they aren't even stage/actors shit, just regular ppl.

Fuck off

>>724817112
There's a world of difference between 6'0 and 5'7, let alone 6'0 and 5'11, you little manlet.
Source: I'm 6'2 and weigh 270 lb and have a 14 inch penis (radius, flaccid).

>>724782659
Anon will remember that...

>>724782593 (OP)
>15k say it's good
lmao

>>724817706
Most Dispatch shills are pajeets

>>724817831
Actually I am from Florida and had breakfast this morning.

>>724817353
Based and true
But also the characters actually need to be attractive and desirable

>>724817759
>anon cannot stop gossiping about e-celebs he supposedly hates

>>724817649
Dragon age is a good example for another pitfall, which is having one so objectively better that nobody ever talks about the choice. Morrigan absolutely mogs Leliana into oblivion

>>724817759
Punch-up's great, probably because they typecast the irish youtuber as an irish guy
Sonar was okay, not disruptive and had some good moments. Don't really see how an actual voice actor could've done his snob weirdo shtick

>>724817783
can i suck your dick

It's really amazing people catalog and memorize every single eceleb they hate, and keep up with every little minor thing going on in their eceleb lives.
I just found out today that MoistCritical and Asmongold were two different people. I guess I'm at fault for not being 'with it' like some anons in this thread.

>>724817889
Shitting on your zero-effort VN cashgrab marketing campaign isn't gossipping

>>724817997
4chan is one bad day away from becoming Kiwifarms

>>724817968
Unhinge that jaw, bitch.

>>724817997
>Nooooo stop pointing out how gay our game is I swear it's BASED and REDPILLED
You shouldn't have kept spamming your disengenuous bullshit if you didn't want it to get called out insufferable faggots.

>>724816392
>>724817280
Nah, it's been funny to watch the people on /v/ twist themselves in knots because they like a game, but all of their culture warrior contrarian instincts are kicking in.
>oh no, I might actually like this capeslop movie game produced by fucking Critical Role
>well, despite being produced and VA'd by all the people I've been calling woke tranny cancer for years despite never engaging with any of their material, this game isn't woke. Look, we play as a white guy!
>and it's not like Blonde Blazer is this woke girlboss... I mean, I want to fuck her so that can't be true
>actually, you know what? Because I like this, it can't be woke because I don't like woke things
>so it must actually be all the jeets and trannies that actually hate the game! I'm still persecuted and hated for liking this by leftists!
>thank god I like this not-woke game

>>724818085
yes sir :3

>>724818238
>watch the people on /v/
It's funny how every single marketing campaign shills just end up casually admitting they do not use /v/ and view it from an outside perspective. No shit everyone outside your faux general bubbles know

How long does a game need to be out before we’re allowed to talk about it?

>>724818238
True. I just try to think those people are a vocal minority, and most people who actually play games on /v/ don't care for all that, and just care if the story/gameplay is fun

>>724782659
OP just choked to death on the cock he was sucking!

>>724818357
You're right that I don't consider myself a /v/irgin anymore. Retard election tourists like you ruined the board and I spend far more time on /vg/ if I want to talk about games these days. That board is full of awful avatarfags, but at least they like and talk about games.

People like you do nothing but bitch and moan about politics all day and don't even play games.

>>724818482
stop spamming the catalog about a fucking westoid capeshit eceleb promoted VN and maybe people wouldn't be annoyed

>>724818482
Old enough for most anons to consider it a nostalgic part of their childhood or a gacha, those get a free pass

>>724818573
You keep talking about politics wayyyy more than I ever did, borderline schizo tier

>>724818586
>you must check in with me to see if i like a game before you're allowed to post about it on /v/
that's retarded

>>724782593 (OP)
Are we still pretending it's a game?

>>724817868
Watch out for those bath salts, eh?

>>724818586
Oh, so never then? Glad you said it out loud

>>724818661
yes, cope

>>724818656
That's how it's always been newnigger, even more alludng to the fact that you are an offsiter shill

>>724818681
That was one guy

>>724818651
>doesn't deny being an election tourist
>hasn't said anything about video games other than accusing people of being marketers for talking about video games
The schizo projection is very telling. I guess you don't talk about anything other than being paranoid that someone is being paid to post.

>>724818742
>i have always been the king of /v/ that decides what people are allowed to talk about
Schizo. Meds. NOW.

>>724782659
I immediately bought a copy after reading this.

Is this like a CYOA? There are a billion of them on steam, but it's hard to find the good ones.

>>724818771
Half of your ad campaign's tactics involved political bait and outrage posts, you are the last people to be talking about election tourists

>>724782659
I'm playing and enjoying it. If your release a modern game with attractive women in it, I'm willing to give it a chance.

>>724782824
Yes, it has millennial writing. No, it doesn't ruin the whole game.

I almost want to do a second playthrough now for Blonde Blazer but it will probably be more satisfying to wait until all episodes are out before doing another replay.

>>724818903
pretty much, quippy CYOA that has some funny moments and two cute girls. With a somewhat entertaining minigame.
It does its job well as a Telltale-like game.

>>724818903
It's a not!Telltale game from a bunch of ex-Telltale devs who worked on Wolf Among Us, the first Tales from the Borderland, and The Walking Dead, so yea.

Is invisigirl brown brown or just italian? this is important

>>724819141
impossible to tell with the art style, she could just be a tanned white girl for all we know

Buy an ad

>>724782824
>caring about what xqc thinks
>/v/ros
lmao what the fuck this is some real tourist shit. Must be upsetting that the people you thought were your friends are enjoying this game but /v/ isn't your bro you faggots.

>invisigal steals blonde blazer's stone
Is that basically a gyaru?

>>724800518
Citizen Kane is oscarlsop anyway

>>724819141
Probably some form of brown, but she's noticeably lighter then the Samoan guy

>>724818482
At least a few years old, at which point we’ll ignore it because it’s old and that you had years to discuss

>Flambe about to murder Robert
>Blazer walks in
>flames instantly fizzle out
>Flambe begins prostrating himself
So much for the hardened criminal persona.
Is Blazer really that scary?

>>724818917
Anon, you are fucking delusional. This is the last (You) you get from me because it's not even fun arguing with someone who is so far off the map.

Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean they were paid to disagree with you.

>>724815047
Shit, I just realized it’s Viktor all over again.

>>724819485
Who even is xqc?
>Canadian Overwatch streamer
Wut.

>>724819654
If you pick Phenomeman for the Z-team, after his first shift you catch him watching footage of some crime fighting he did with her and she bodies a few henchmen pretty hard. She's also his superior and he'll go back to jail if she says so.

Of course if it was my Flambae, who I powerleveled to almost 10 fighting. He'd beat her ass.

>>724819654
Considering that she's probably like 3 tiers of strength above him and his boss that can send him back to jail whenever she likes, he has good reason to put on a good face around her.

Who should I level up into my second Int hero? Nobody really seems to fit.

>>724819654
>Why are you covered in my lunch?
>UHHH HE WAS JUST SO HUNGRY AND IT GOT ALL OVER HIM
>Well... Okay then...
Is she retarded?

>>724820020
Golem after redistributing points via his power.

>>724820025
Are you implying Robert and Blazer were abusing their power to bully Flambe?
Because if so, that's hilarious.

>>724819654
Flambe, despite his arsons bumping up his score, takes heroism and the office politics seriously. He's not cut out for either in the long term, but remember how he acted high and mighty about Robert not being allowed in a HERO bar like he was? He gets off on being a hero like Invisigirl does, which is probably why he starts fires.

>>724819697
Half your posts were deflecting towards election refugees and politics when nothing in our conversation had anything to do with that and you really thought that basic-bitch tier level of tactics would work? You really shouldn't be talking about delusions

>>724816216
Not really, outside of the whole female vampire and powerless male MC thing

>game not available for the Switch
>gets shitposted to hell and back
Say it ain't so.

>>724820020
Malevola. She starts as an all-arounder so you can springboard her to INT quickly.

>>724816721
That's basically all the game has going for it right now after half the episodes released

>>724820432
I would, but she pairs well with Sonar so they'll probably be both on cooldown.

>>724820020
Prism

>>724820482
Prism, I guess. You just have to cope knowing she will be less charismatic.

Why is this crap shilled so much here?

>>724818903
Depends on what you want from a CYOA. Do you expect things to be wildly different depending on what you pick? Then this isn't it. This is a linear main story that might have some branches here and there but they will most likely all lead back to the main branch with the same outcome. Choices will likely barely matter in the final episode either, that's just how those niggas roll.
Basically you might choose the lane you drive in but the ride's still the same for everyone.

>>724820707
Not enough gacha for you?

>leaked clip of a party scene shows Royd all beat up with a sling

Think it'll be the cut teammate with some crew attacking SDN?

>>724818903

>Pick Waffles
"Hey Robert. Good choice, I love these square dudes!"
"Hey everyone, Robert brought breakfast!"
>Pick Pancakes
"Hey Robert. Nice pick, can't go wrong with pancakes!"
>"Hey everyone, Robert brought breakfast!"

This is 99% of Dispatch choices..

>>724820707
It's better than 90 percent of the shit that gets shilled here

>>724820789
>why is x garbage being shilled
>not enough y garbage for you?

>>724784996
manga?

>>724782593 (OP)
Dispatch proves that there's a demand for hot blonds and brown tomboys.

>>724820707
Just another ad campaign on /v/eddit

>>724820020
I chose Coupe since I have a bunch of other fight and mobility characters and her starting Int is at least a 2 iirc.

>>724782593 (OP)
I'm not sure if narrative-heavy really nails it down enough.
But yes there is some demand for simpler games which focus mainly on character interaction and chemistry in an earnest way.

>>724820996
That too

>>724820813
Full plot was leaked. Do you really want to know?

>>724782593 (OP)
haven't played since the first episodes, planning to wait until they're finished. is there really no gay shit?

>>724818238
people on /v/ are too obessed with culture warring that they no longer just want to sit down and talk about fun video games like this.

>make bratty brown tomboy
>make her fall in love with the white male protagonist
>she gets popular and the game sells well
It's really that simple huh? Wonder if other devs will see this and tone down the ugly bitches, dykes and trannies in their games.

>>724821382
Nah I can wait the 2 weeks.
Datamined content never hits the same

>>724820996
This is the funniest fucking thing to read, because the east found that out decades ago and have ran it into the ground and men still eat it up to this day.
Dispatch 2 will have a thicc nervous glasses-wearing cutie next thing you know.

>>724782659
>/v/ermin gets upset that people are playing and enjoying a video game
Yeah, that checks out.

>>724815330
What you talking about? i found at like 4 or 5 girl streamers that actually picked invisi. Though one of them was a vtuber so idk if that counts.

>>724821556
>Dispatch 2 will have a thicc nervous glasses-wearing cutie next thing you know.
They're gonna add Paige from Deadlock?

Jesus, was anyone going to tell me waterboy gets ran over by Mr. Wet Ponytail?

>>724820874
>pancakes
>waffles

>>724782593 (OP)
What the hell is Dispatch and why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

>>724821449
Most of /v/ are just spillovers from /pol/. Hate this dumb culture war bullshit.

>>724821676
I mean Mina and Paige are the exact kind of similar waifubait. I have no doubt that both Valve and Adhoc are going through a "Damn... it was that easy huh?" phase right now.

>Combat / Vigor / Mobility / Charisma / Intellect
2/1/2/3/4 Sonar
4/2/3/2/1 Flambae
3/2/3/1/2 Invisigal
3/4/1/3/1 Punch Up
4/1/1/4/2 Prism
3/2/2/3/2 Malevola
3/4/2/2/1 Golem
5/1/3/1/3 Coupe

There are 5 stats with 8 heroes.
So if each heroes specializes in 2 stats then each stat should be covered 3 times.

Combat
>Flame, Prism, Phenomaman
Vigor
>Punch Up, Golem, Phenomaman
Mobility
>Flame, Visi, Malevola
Charisma
>Sonar, Prism, Malevola
Intellect
>Sonar, Invisigal

Interesting enough as a number crunch, but entirely unnecessary. The minigame is literally pointless and you can just replay it until the dice go your way.

coop? more like poop

>>724821982
>I have no doubt that both Valve and Adhoc are going through a "Damn... it was that easy huh?" phase right now.
Better late than never that Western devs relearn that gamers like cute/hot women in their vidya.

I think we need a clean slate
>>724822113

>>724822067
Replace Malevola with Punch Up for Charisma and move malevola to Intellect.

>>724821941
New game from some of former telltale devs. Much like telltale games is more like a higher budget visual novel, but the story is pretty fun so far.

>>724822067
I kinda wish leveling up heroes in different ways would change their responses. Not the overall story, their barks.

>>724782593 (OP)
When the fuck are the those telltale fucks gonna release the wolf among us 2? i have been waiting a decade already

>>724822339
never

>>724782593 (OP)
>put a tall demon girl in the game
>don't make her one of romanceable characters

>>724822573
But Anon she is...

>>724822573
I do not want to romance anyone voiced by Alanah Pearce.

>>724822816
Well i guessed they just gave the most history inconsequential characters to the shitty e celebs. So makes sense they won't give an actual important role to the people that can't even voice act properly.

>>724817184
Yeah and I'm sure only 1% of players helped invisigal lol

>>724822684
Pretty sure they already left it pretty clear with these first 4 episode that they are only 2 romanceable paths. I don't think 4 will make any big changes with that.

>>724818661
It would have worked better as a TV show. The fact that it's a glorified visual novel/choose your own adventure is a failure of TV media. The game basically tell you you're supposed to axe Coupe. other than that none of the choices have mattered at all. The movie vs date night at the end of ep 4 feel like they could have both happened in a non choose your own adventure narrative.

Also BB is Shroud's daughter, Invisigal worked for Shroud and planted the bomb on MM suit so no matter which girl you pick Robert will fined out his gf has been hiding this melodramatic secret and feel betrayed because it's a Telltale game and 95% of the choices mean nothing. Also BB and Invisgal are almost definitely roommate, they both vaguely mention having a roommate, Invisgal is wearing BB earrings and BB says even though she shouldn't play favourites, she's was not going to cut Invisigal from the team.
>>724820020
Prism works good as a cha main/int secondary for when Sonar is unavailable/being Man-bat.
>>724821495
The LiS devs never realized that sexy teen lesbians is what sold their game.

>>724782659
>Kill yourself. Anyone who plays this needs to fuck off and die.

You will never be a woman, and worse for you, you'll never be represented in a TellTale game.

you Know what You need to do'S.

>Dispatch topic
>Obligatory "Invisigal on my thumb" pic

>>724815623
>filipina vtumor picks filipina love interest
shits rigged just like the senior enlisted levels of the USN nigga