Thread 724853923

>Tomb Raider’ Live-Action Series to Begin Filming in 2026, Sophie Turner Confirmed as Lara Croft

https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/tomb-raider-live-action-series-filming-2026-sophie-turner-1236506192/

Don't give a fuck, series /=/ video game.

>>724853923 (OP)
Oh dear, she lost what little tits she had to begin with.

they should make me the casting director next time

>>724853923 (OP)
>no tits
Why bother.

i have a headcanon about Lara being a muscular bimbo so that's fairly accurate to me

>>724854130
You just know that the author is part of the 40%.

>>724854130
i can kind of understand that

i thought only japs cast clearly weak and physiologically unsuitable actors for roles that require a modicum of musculature to be considered a good fit
whats with hollywood casting buffed out men for roles requiring it but employing weak basic bitches for the same type of roles?

>>724853923 (OP)
My favorite britslag.

>>724854264
lel

>>724853923 (OP)
You can have abs or big naturals. But you cannot have both. And I'd prefer the latter for Lara Croft.

could blonde Lara work?

>>724853923 (OP)
>Blonde instead of brown hair
Ruined

>>724853923 (OP)
>random smol tattoos
why are femoids like this

>>724853969
>an Alicechad
There are dozens of us!
But where did she go...

>>724854481
It's a British slag thing.

>>724854496
;_; I miss she

>>724854449
she could make my penis work

>>724854449
she couldn't make my penis work

>>724854481
Normalfags do that kind of retarded shit all the time, like getting inane tattoos or posting the Reddit frog on the internet.

>>724853923 (OP)
should've cast sydney sweeney. i can deal with FAS and big tits. witch skull and little tits is too much

>>724853923 (OP)
>roastie
>non-existent tits
>retarded tattoos
HAHAHAHA... no.

>>724853923 (OP)
she needs to be bigger. Fat and muscles alike. She looks malnurished and weak. Like imagine if they kept Captain America skinny for his entire run on Marvel movies that would look ridiculous.

>>724853923 (OP)
>pale lara croft with light hair and eyes
my dick couldn't be any harder

They should make a Tomb Raider game or movie featuring Amanda Nicole. She's the most canon woman irl that achieved Lara's essence

>>724854264
Why would glowies want women to have shitty tattoos?

>>724853923 (OP)
>No boobs
LMAO

>>724855354
tattoo ink contain micro chip that tracks individuals and spies on their surroundings

>>724855306
er...

>>724853923 (OP)
Pity she got ARABED in a classic brit slag tradition

Don't care.
Don't buy.
Not videogames.

>>724855436
her bf doesn't look arab

>>724855570
she had multiple
some were shitskins, don't care about the sand variant

>>724854264
why do you guys hate tattoos so much ? they're barely even noticeable on her

>>724854481
it's hot,cool and badass. maybe if you weren't a major dork you'd understand this

>>724855436
she didn't, her her was just a dark anglo

>>724855436
this is a myth btw, the actual brit slag tradition is similar to the american ones and that's nigs, even in areas that are majority south asian the most common IR relationship there is still black/white even tho blks are barely 3% of the population, it's almost funny.

>>724853923 (OP)
>No boobs
Bad pick. The hair can be dyed, but you can't properly make up for no boobs.

>>724856141
Literal autism, plus they see men in fields that often have a lot of tattoos (MMA fighters, musicians, actors, etc.) absolutely crushing pussy and it infuriates them, because they're incels.

>>724854449
penis

>>724853969
>>724854496
>>724854584
kill yourself

>>724856561
here's an alternative point of view: tattoos look like shit on women 99% of the time

>>724854798
>she wore a latex top
MUH

>>724856141
tattoos were cool maybe 30 years ago. now? you look like a vegan, a tiktok eceleb, or both
>>724854449
idk why but i hate this woman even tho ive never seen her before.

>>724857756
>idk why
cuz gay

>>724857801
she gives me the same vibes as the white house girl

>>724857756
Tattoos were never cool unless you had a "legit" reason to get them, like being a soldier, sailor, criminal, native islander or a whore. And even then were "cool" just to idiots.

>>724854264
Tatoos are so ugly and trashy. I don't date women with tattoos

>>724856254
The most common inter is actually white and latino in the US, not nig.

Why they keep pushing this franchise?Only boomers grew up with it. Also Tomb Raider games are average at best

>>724858215
>Also Tomb Raider games are average at best
absolutely not

>>724856141
To me they're the hallmark of trashy millennial slut

>>724854264
unironically first thing I thought of when i saw the pic
>every single woman seems to have so many retarded shitty tattoos.

>>724858489
this

>>724853923 (OP)
Wheres the tits?

>>724858694
You actually don't see too many on women under 25. If they have any, they're small. It's the 30 ups that look like public restroom stalls.

>>724859051
in my lara folder

>>724853923 (OP)
WIll Aryas actress play Kurtis?

>>724858013
i guess that's true but he was talking about ''slags'' as in hoes in america and those are the ones who go for nigs. plus alot of those ''latinos'' are basically white cubans

>>724858489
>hating sluts
no fun lame ass dork

>>724859051
they've been trying to kill the OG lara croft for over a decade now, the new one isn't supposed to have tits anymore because that would be offensive

>>724860272
Reminder Angelina has tiny tits, she's wearing a pushup bra

>>724860304
not really "tiny" but she did wear a padded bra to make them look bigger
now they go out of their way to look for actresses who don't have tits, the showrunner outright said lara croft can't have breasts because she has to "squeeze through rocks" (the retarded loading screens in the nu raider games)

>>724860272
>new one isn't supposed to have tits anymore because that would be offensive
False. Everyone likes tits. It's just tits aren't important when casting.

>>724860615
see >>724860552

>>724860630
Yes, one person makes it a Hollywood conspiracy.

>>724860715
>yes it's true but it's not a big problem

>>724860715
wtf are you talking about, this is about the amazon series where they made it a requirement that the actress must be flat
>Notably, as a writer, Waller-Bridge is no stranger to referencing breasts in her works. However, there was apparently a heated debate in the Tomb Raider writers’ room regarding whether Lara should have her classic busty figure, or an athletic build in line with the more modern games. Waller-Bridge’s stance on the matter is clear. “She’s a tomb raider, so she’s incredibly fit,” she said. “She has to squeeze through tiny rock crevices all the time. It is a different experience squeezing through a small rock crevice when you have larger boobs than if you have smaller boobs.”

>>724854584
Tf does this mean? Who is this?

>>724860793
You mean they actually went back and forth on if they should pick what was best and came to the conclusion, a spelunker and cave explorer should probably be skinnier? Not because they actually hate big boobs? HOLLYWOOD HAS GONE MAD!

>>724860871
YWNBAW

>>724853923 (OP)

I'm mirrin' her abs but she's miscast.

>>724860932
>YWNBAW
>posts tranny doll looking manfaced lara

>>724860940
Looks aside, she has the charisma of a brick wall compared to Jolie

>>724858489
>trashy millennial slut

huh? these kinds of randomly placed scribble doodle tats are zoomer slut hallmarks. Core millennial whores were all about the tramp stamp and other larger, more defined pieces.

>>724860987
t. child fucker

>>724853923 (OP)
Made for shotas?

>>724860987
>redditsaw man
Go back.

>>724854481
it's hints of weakness during boss fight if you know what I mean

>>724853923 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with /fit/ women, but women with a toned upper body need to have a big lower body to balance it out. They need to have more volume than definition too.
>but
I don't make the rules. Pic is a good example of a good /fit/ female body aesthetic.

>>724861674
based and liking stronk women who don't look like men pilled

>>724860272
I don't think they're ever gonna beat Angelina Jolie when it comes to looks for playing Lara Croft. The movies aren't exactly great but she definitely looks the part.

>>724860615
Why do her tits keep shrinking in the games then?

>>724853923 (OP)
you guy's told me woke was dead, but all i see is a purposely cast actress meant to subvert the female attributes the character she is playing is known for

>>724853923 (OP)
This will be cancelled before it hits streaming. I've heard multiple things about this project and none of them are positive. I work in Burbank.

>>724860871
Faggot

>>724854449
No you fat Indian

>>724853923 (OP)
There is not money in feminist Lara or any nuLara.
Stop trying to push it. Not even games were profitable after the initial hype wore off

>>724860615
Then pad them, faggot

>>724860871
And your shit bombs again.
Next time make her look hot and liek the character

>>724861903
yeah, both movies were really mediocre but still worth watching as a fan of the old games because the casting fit so well
for nuLara the only actress i can think of who could be a good fit is gemma arterton

>>724861674
It looks like shit and has no tits, gay

>>724865420
For nuLara you jsut need retirement.
Nobody likes that shit

>>724865495
well to be fair they're gonna replace her with a """unified""" version, but that one is probably gonna be even worse than the reboot one
OG all the way

>Tomb Raider thread
Keeley Hawes Lara stops son playing tomb raider due to him finding her Lara hot = https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=38

>>724856561
Its this.

>>724865581
it's you...

>>724865689
I can delete my post if you want if its not appropriate for this thread.

>>724853923 (OP)
She doesn't have the "character" look. Terrible miscasting. Maybe if they give her giant prosthetic cans and dye her hair.

>White woman
>Dog tattoo
woof

>>724865750
the last time you posted that, you made me finish

>>724853923 (OP)
Wasn't she in that one dogshit unwatchable X-men movie? Lmaoooooo imagine the ancient goblins she'd have to fuck to keep getting gigs

Anyway, >>>/tv/

>>724865560
a version that unifies Lara with nuLara is liek a version of Batman that unifies Batman with spongebob
Miss me with that shit

>>724861674
Whomst?

>>724854481
it's something normies do to fit in

it's really pathetic, like the equivalent of some random faggot posting some dumb frog picture online as a dogwhistle to other losers

>>724865495
>anime
The fuck?

>>724865896
>dogshit unwatchable X-men movie
radioactive_skeleton_Powers.jpg

>>724865581
can you post more...?

>>724866152
It bombed harder than the Enola Gay, don't worry.

>>724856141
i don't hate tattoos, i just think 99% of them look like garbage. if you put a permanent mark on your body, research and pay a good artist to make it look nice.

>>724866476
No I'm wondering why that tumblr cartoon is being called anime.

>>724865560
I never played the one on the right but what's wrong with it? It looks fine (at least as a picture).

>>724866550
Because since western animation went tumblr, dogshit and woke, anime is outselling westernshti by orders of magnitude. So, instead of getting good, westerntards just started calling their shit anime. Like when when you call your shitty comicbook 'graphic novel'

>>724866634
God damn...
>>724866767
...God dammit...

>>724866767
or your electric oven "air fryer"

>>724866767
>Because since western animation went tumblr, dogshit and woke, anime is outselling westernshti by orders of magnitude. So, instead of getting good, westerntards just started calling their shit anime. Like when when you call your shitty comicbook 'graphic novel'
anime was always outselling western comics, the reason is simpler, western comics unfortunately put all their eggs in capeshit superhero garbage, it was trash when it wasn't woke and it's trash now

>>724857895
Can't date women with tattoos when you don't date women at all

>>724867068
You can thank congress for that. Comic book publishers had to either self-regulate or gov't intervention would step in so a lot of the old pulp, noir, and detective comics died out. It wasn't until the 80's that comics publishers started to break away from it and 2001 where it was abandoned entirely.

>>724860304
Which means that they respected the character's looks enough to tell Angelina wear pads, even though she already looked the part, if she was british it would have been perfect. Also , modern Lara would get bullied by PS1 chad Lara.

>>724866634
They could have just hired this lady like

>>724860871
It's just an excuse, OG Lara had big tits and that was it, but modern devs think natural busty women don't exist and if they do then it's sexist, so when they avoid outing themselves as retards and outright admit it, they will bend over backwards and come up with bullshit like this, Lara Croft is a thrill seeking rich girl, do you seriously think she would have given a crap about her bust size before deciding to become a tomb raider?

>>724866582
it's concept art for the unified version
they turned her into a hobbit with short legs and toned down curves
also compare how boring the pose is compared to the original

>>724866634
>shooped version when she already has great tits
that only enables twitter trannies to say they aren't real, retardbro

>>724860871
What is this way of posting? This condescending snarky, bitchy, attitude full of sarcasm and bad faith arguments. I see it everywhere, and more and more frequently.

>>724867984
oof

>>724868052
squats could fix this

>>724868052
What compels people to make photo's of themselves like this?

>>724868052
Old grandpa ass

>>724865560
Even their stance is night and day
>Ready to fuck shit up
>In line to get a latte at Starbucks

>>724868052
sadness

>>724868052
Mournful.

>>724853923 (OP)
she'll be like Cara and wear a padded outfit

>>724868309
this

it should be mandatory for women to do squats

>>724856254
chaim pls relax
you're practically slobbering