Thread 724959827

>3 str
>10 dex
>2 int
>0 def

are those the dogs that can kill shitbulls?

>7 str
>7 dex
>10 int
>5 def
wtf were they thinking with this op ass nigga

>>724959827 (OP)
sheath smell

>>724960303
elaborate

>dog
>int above 5

>6 str
>6 dex
>6 int
>6 def
human male warrior of dogs

>>724960539
uh oh, the toxotrannies just arrived

>>724960663
>int 3

>>724960557
>nord variant
how can a dog be able to perform any job we ever required from them and still sometimes act like there's not a single coherent thought inside?

>>724961054
its called soul

>>724960557
I love goldens, bros.

Are shitbulls minmax?

>>724961054
Thousands of years of being killed and eaten for being a bad dog

>>724959827 (OP)
>9 str
>9 dex
>6 int
>9 def

The perfect work dog

>>724961465
shitbulls are shitmax

>>724960079
pic unrelated?

>>724959827 (OP)
that thing's dex is at least 18

>>724961465
berserker mode
>9 str
>4 dex
>-5 int
>5 def

>>724961507
>9 str
>8 dex
>8 int
>9 def
>legit good boy
they don't deserve the hate

>>724961498
old man lookin ragged mop mf'er

>0 str
>0 dex
>0 int
>0 def
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING

>>724961807
Everyone can agree that whatever pitties do they do with their whole being whether its chasing a ball with reckless abandon (including jumping after it in the air with zero regard to the landing) or loving their family.
However this same exuberance also applys to mauling a toddler and thats the problem. Great dogs that put their heart into everything, including the bad shit.

Rolling the 'autism' trait restricts your companion choice

>9 str
>3 dex
>6 int
>10 def
DOG TANK

>>724959827 (OP)
>>724960079
>>724960557
>>724961054
>>724961498
My wife, Elizabeth.

>2 intelligence
>20 charisma

>3 str
>7 dex
>10 int
>2 def

>>724960079
You forgot swayback and hip dysplasia in your stat card anon

>>724961472
>labrador
>bad dog
lazy, sure. now a bad dog?
since fucking when?

>>724962018
Jus Victorians havin a laff, innit?

>2 str
>3 dex
>11 int
>1 def

>8 str
>6 dex
>8 int
>-50 resistence to status ailments

>>724960663
Even a border collie can't demonstrate intelligence greater than a human toddler.

>>724959827 (OP)
>Low strength, even compared to humans who are already low strength themselves
>Middling dex
>Less int than humans
>Even lower defense than humans
Dogs just suck. They are a meme animal.

>>724959827 (OP)
Humans are minmaxed with max int and min strength.
So any animal that is even weaker than humans is a meme. Animals are meant to be stronger than humans to make up for their lesser intelligence like bears and rhinos are.

>9 atk
>10 Dex
>4 int
>4 Def


love these goofy fucks
>Comic relief character is strongest in the party

>>724964450
nah, you just mad your "breed" is just a pallete swap

>>724964635
Name a single animal with superhuman intelligence that isn't a colony

>>724962159
"bichon frise" sounds like a deathgrips lyric

>>724960557
>reddit: the dog

>>724965239
Good animals like gorillas, rhinos, elephants and bears make up for being dumber than humans by being faster and stronger than humans. However meme animals like dogs are weaker and dumber than humans.

>>724965989
This always read to me as if Lovecraft never played with niggerman.

>>724963613
>Victorians
not their fault, at least not completely

>>724966403
yeah, grab literally any piece of string and shake it and cats will fall over themselves trying to grab it. superior animal my ass lmao

>99 atk
>99 dex

>2 str
>5 dex
>10 agi
>2 int

>>724961534
>>724963229
>t.

>6 str
>6 dex
>8 int
>4 def
>NOOOOOOOOO I USED TO BE META NOOOOOOO
kek seethe more nazis

>>724962295
>BONUS: 75% lightning element resistance

>10 str
>5 dex
>10 int
>10 def
>3 end

>10 dex
>100 flexibility
>10 snout

>>724962624
arooooooooooooooooooooooooo
aroooooooooooooo

>>724961226
>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>actually wins
dex>>>>str

>>724965627
ok and? they're cute and friendly
they're companions, that's what they're for

>>724959965
looks like a whippet so I doubt it

>>724965378
That would be like calling vanilla ice cream reddit

BOO BOO WOO WOO WOOF WOO WOO.
RRRRROO-ROO-ROOORRRR-ROOR-RARUMPF-RUFF. ROOF. ROOF.
*sneeze*
ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO. RRRRRAAA-ROO-WOO-WOO.
BOO WOO WOO.

BOO WOO.

BOO WOO WOO WOO ROO ROO.

ROO ROO.

*sneeze*

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>724959827 (OP)
>10 str
>0 dex
>0 int
>10 def

>>724967608
GSDs are fine if you don't breed them like a fucking retard. Seethe more about the all around A tier dog breed

>10 str
>10 dex
>10 int
>10 def
>is a good boy that dindunuffin and goes to church every day
We all love pitbulls here

>>724959965
>run
>scratch your hind leg with random twig
>bleed out
>die
nah

best thread on /v/ right now

>>724963637
Why did you post poodle stats?

>>724962624
>>724969076
basset and roof pilled

>>724965989
>Loyal companion that descends from wolves that loves you more than anything else
You basically have a fucking beast under your control. I love cats too but don't kid yourself.

>>724968073
>>724961226
Female MMA is a joke.
You could drop in the average drunk pub brawler neerdowell and he would cruseh everything and rise to the top.

My dog killed her 5th squirrel today.
She's had many bizarre encounters.

>>724969684
i love these goofy fuckers so much

>>724969664
Based frog respecting the 1v1.

>>724960079
Malinois are demons straight from the darkest abysses of Hell but I love them.

>>724969615
any female sport is a joke, even shit they should be good at like acrobatics

>>724969794
What about professional porn? You don’t prefer guys, right?

>>724965103
Creepy alien looking motherfuckers.
I legit had a nightmare about two of these things stalking me at night and chasing me while hunching on their back legs.

How does he smell? Terrible
>Bite 5
>Sniff 0
>Speed 5

>>724961774
10 def more like, once they lock their jaws into their prey they don't even try to protect themselves, at which point you can snap their legs, stab or shoot them but they won't give a fuck. Cops frequently have to double tap them or headshot them because of this.

>>724959965
No, the ones that do are Borzoi
Those are whippets who are spec'd for running

>>724962718
>that completely unnecessary indian slowdown/replay out of nowhere

>>724969684
what the fuck is that

>>724970035
THE wolf killer, a Borzoi

>>724970035
>>724970093
>THE wolf killer, a Borzoi

>10 STR
>10 DEX
>10 INT
>10 DEF
Can't beat this dog

>>724967916
Weird looking carpet

>>724970201
Why the long face? No seriously, how the fuck did they end up like that

>>724967916
is that a heckin golbo?!

>>724969468
Kek

>>724962018
>Should be absolute bottom tier
>Always hard carried by party members
Small dogs are bullshit

>>724969309
>10 int
No.

>>724970276
Selective breeding like any other kind.
Just imagine the SMASHED AND SLAMMED shitbulls but in reverse.

>>724969926
The one thing that femoids do better than men.

>>724970276
Bred to kill wolves, aka, long and narrow mouths that can target the neck area and rip it the fuck out. They make pits their bitch.

https://litter.catbox.moe/z83amal5o3wjn3xq.webm
>int 0

>>724970626
You mean the "humans" filming this.

All dogs are 0 int in their own special ways.

>>724970882
it's natural selection in action, that dog was dumb as fuck

>>724970276
Like any form of selective breeding, it only really got out of control after the 1950s. Before that they had a big snout( to dab on wolves better) but not as bad as today

>>724970898
He's having fun while you're here not talking about vidya
Who's the 0 int now retard?

>>724970626
what was that, an eel?

>>724969020
Accurate.

>>724971039
an electric one, yeah

>>724969973
>instant replay and slomo is "indian" now
Do you zoomers just break down crying every time you step outside?

>>724971061
are you breathing right now? redditors do that too

>>724971078
ah, then its no big deal. just a little shock

Which ability is this?

>>724960079
People shouldn't be allowed to own these things

>>724959827 (OP)
Rank it

>>724969964
Check this shit out
https://youtu.be/eXBHTtDEjwY

>0 str
>3 dex
>2 int
>0 def
what is the point of this class?

>>724971482
is that jason statham

>>724971861
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
AoE mental debuff affliction

>>724971330
Mob tactics

>>724971861
specs into the movie star class at level 50

>>724971861
Fucking hate tiny yap dogs so much it's unreal

>>724969076
Why do they do that

>>724971861
>suicidal little retard that gets up in bigger animals' faces
>2 int
Try again.

>>724972137
It's kino.

>>724971330
>soul 100

>>724971861
I don't like how humans bred these.
Imagine how utterly depressing it must be to be born as such a shitty animal. Breeding them is animal abuse and we should castrate and sterilize all of them so no new dogs must suffer through being so shitty.

>>724972137
Because humans spent countless generations breeding specialized dogs for specific purposes, then in the 20th century everyone stopped doing cool outdoor shit but still wanted specialized dogs.

>>724971940
No random albanian/serbian guy

>>724972248
At least we made Aussie Doodles which are soooooo cute

>>724972248
That's a lot of dog breeds. Pugs can't even breathe right.

>>724971861
Just a lvl 1 trash mob
For when boars are still too scary

>>724966763
>OP and beautiful
I hope they never nerf Borzois

>>724972248
>Imagine how utterly depressing it must be to be born as such a shitty animal.
what about the ones who are millionaires purse dogs
surely those have an astoundingly good quality of life with how much money the owner has right

>>724972248
>Imagine how utterly depressing it must be to be born as such a shitty animal.
Dogs don't think like humans, retard.

>>724972191
Smaller animals can intimidate or chase off larger animals by being fast and loud.
I'm not sure exactly how but I figure the bigger animal just decides it's not worth the hassle and fucks off.

>>724964450
what color is the toddler?

>>724961807
I would get another. My Jupiter passed away when she was 7. Very loyal, I would walk her in the woods off leash and she would stick with me. Loved that dog. She was a total kitten, I was afraid someone would steal her if I left in the yard. I trained her not to bite so idk what she would do. Good dog.

>>724972367
>what about the ones who are millionaires purse dogs
>surely those have an astoundingly good quality of life with how much money the owner has right
Imagine being a fucking living fashion accessory.

>>724971861
>cha: 7
There ya go.

>>724971861
there are two kinds of chihuahua, you can guess whose the one with issues and who can live up to 15 years or even more

>>724972984
yeah and? literally all your needs taken care of, the best quality of life possible and all you need to do is sit around being pretty

being a princess rocks

>>724961807
sorry i couldn't hear anything you said over the sound of babies being eaten

>>724971861
>>724973062
and skull of an applehead one; kinda obvious whats wrong there

>>724973062
does left work out at the library? fucking yakubian looking dog

>>724961498
Why does he look photoshopped in?

My favorite breed is the Aussiedoodle. The fact they didn’t exist before the 1990s (defined anyway) is sad, there was a world without Aussiedoodles not even that long ago.

>>724971861
Food.

>>724961807
>8 int
1 int if not 0

>>724962018
>20 charisma

>>724971112
Okay, redditor.

>>724973319
>CAMON KICK DEH FACKIN BALL

>>724974065
black fragility

>4 str
>9 dex
>9 int
>4 def
>10 chr
>+3 all stats vs bovines
>+3 chr in cashew form
mini aussies are the best /v/ros

>>724970959
>it only really got out of control after the 1950s
What happened ?

>>724974201
>cashew form
?

>>724974240
Pedigree dogs just became more available to the middle class instead of being exclusively a thing for rich fucks. TLDR: baby boomers as usual ruin everything

>>724974240
People started letting their dogs sleep inside and jump on the furniture

>>724964635
Theyre charisma and stamina maxed with decent dex. Theyre one of the few animals that can beat humans in ultra distance races

>>724959827 (OP)
>10 strength
>10 dexterity
>10 intelligence
>10 defense
>10 charsima

>>724974489
kind of an underwhelming response

>>724973458
Lmao did they really breed chihuahua's with massive bellies?

>>724974489
That crow gay as hell nah

>>724974484
>orange cat
More like 2 INT

>>724974562
If he pissed the bird off he knew the bird would go right for his balls again but for real this time.

>>724974635
Dogs can get pregnant

>>724974484
Your dog has toxoplasmosis

>>724974762
More like he'd peck his eyeball off

>>724974763
Ahh, i thought they bred them with massive bellies so there'd be more meat to eat lol.

>>724974635
>>724974763
>>724974850

here's my dog in the snow

>>724974912
he looks pretty chill

>>724974942
she is really old and just likes sitting in the cold. We live in the mountains and she will literally sit outside in the mountain cold and get covered in snow while she sleeps.

>>724975013
>get covered in snow while she sleeps.
cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr3wfVVOxpU

>>724971112
>breathing
holy reddit

I have a half lab/half Australian shepherd. He’s the best dog; he herds and guards my livestock (birds). He’s literally an Australian shepherd aesthetically but he’s huge (for his breeds). If I had to honestly rate him he would be
>6 str
>10 dex
>10 int
>8 def
I have problems with coyotes and at least half a dozen times I’ve seen him in a brawl with 3 or 4 of them at once and he fucks them all up, he’s too fast for them he beats the shit out of them and he’s never had more than some scratches on his nose and forehead. He has such a thick coat around his chest and neck and ass he’s invincible to attacks from similarly-sized animals
He looks like one of these: >>724964057, except he’s not that breed. Same patterns and colors and shit though.

>>724975318
>actual working dog
Congrats, you're in the 2% of good dog owners

>>724960079
>backend turns into a dragster before the hips eventually give out
Grim

>>724966763
>You have alerted the Beast

>>724967916
>live pancake reaction

>>724967916
>A Hunter proudly stands above his kill

>>724974484
>orange
You cannot rest while enemies are nearby.

>>724975946
bold of you to assume the golden is the hunter
nay, the borzoi is merely laying in ambush, flattened and unseen, biding its time waiting to strike

>>724966763
>>724975753
God bless whoever thought up of breeding skinwalker dogs.

>>724975946
>If you flatten your enemies, you win.
Sun Tzu - Art of War.

>>724971398
Agreed, they require way too much work, every dog does really but these fuckers need constant exercise and mental stimuli, and most fags just don't have that much patience, poor fellas end up dying of boredom and developing conduct issues.
t. owner

>>724969961
unfortunately true
my little brother begged my mom for a pitbull puppy, she gave in (he honestly was a wonderful dog and did not ever bite or snap at a person on his 13 years of life)
>be like 14 years old
>in backyard with my two dogs
>random pitbull jumps my fence and charges at me
>my dog intercepts him
>they start fighting
>panic, my dog is like seven months old at the time so he's still a puppy and I think he stands no chance
>spray water, doesn't work
>hit the other dog with a stick, doesn't work
>get an aluminum baseball bat and hit the other dog as hard as I physically can with it over and over
>doesn't work
>neighbor suggests I open the gate
>the other dog starts pulling my dog doen the street, still fighting
>we end up at the owner's house, two little kids are sobbing in the front yard because they accidentally let the dog jump out of the window
>by then me and the owner (a grown ass man) can finally rip them apart by pulling on our respective dogs
>manage to get him back home
>my 6 year old brother had managed to get ahold of my mother's work
>she gets home to an ocean of blood in the driveway because I was trying to hose him off
He turned out okay once we rushed him to the vet, but the other pitbull ended up dying (probably in part my fault because of the bat). We obviously didn't get in trouble because he jumped our fence

>>724970540
wrong, there's also endurance/marathon swimming

>>724975126
yes that's exactly how she looks

>>724960079
I have an uncle who used to be a dog trainer and adopted aggressive dogs to rehabilitate them, usually shepherds, and all of those dogs are some of the best I've ever met, immaculately well-behaved as long as they get their regular play. He got a malinois recently and he's a little fucking shithead, tried to hump me.

>10 STR
>10 DEF
>0 INT
>0 DEX
>SMASHED AND SLAMMED: ATTACK POWER TO THE MAX, DIE TO A BEE STING
>GO BIG OR GO HOME THE TOADLINE IS A CANNON SHOOTS GLASS

>>724977948
fucking kek

>>724978472
>these goofy looking fuckers are a walking terror to wolves
Based, now i want one.

>10 str
>2 dex
>3 int
>10 def
>critical weakness: -10 to intimidation rolls when in presence of ghosts and monsters and landlords dressed as ghosts and monsters
yoinks!

>>724969615
Amanda nunez would have folded your dumbass inside out.

>>724978601
They react poorly in general to new things, not just ghosts (i know it's a scooby doo joke). And they're fucking divas, if you're a poorshit you shouldn't get one.

>>724978601
Ruh roh!

>def is a stat
>not armour
shit game

>>724959827 (OP)
greyhound dogs are based

>>724978864
isn't the bassets loose floppy skin natural armor

>+10 DEF
>+10 AC

>>724979295
Is it worth the incurable Blind status though

>>724973158
You would think that skull would allow it to have a big and smart wrinkly brain.

>>724959827 (OP)
>local variety
>DEX overcharged past 10
>but DEF goes negative
why would they even do this

>>724979648
doesn't matter if you can't dodge anything if you're strong enough to tank it

>>724979674
gotta go F A S T

>>724978601
>critical weakness: lifespan capped at 8 years

>>724979295
Do these guys smell bad?

>>724978864
It should just be HP. Dogs don't have armor

>>724979753
they're farm animals with dreadlocks
imagine the smell

>>724965378
they're too pure of soul and full of kindness to compared to a bunch of spiteful lefty faggots.

>>724979853
I thought dogs with that type of coat were used on canal boats or on fishing vessels

>>724978864
>>724978864
def includes armor and hp ok
and dogs do have armor: fur can be thick or thin also check this shit >>724979295 >>724979853
t. god

>>724979998
https://www.dailypaws.com/dogs-puppies/dog-breeds/komondor

>>724978864
>armour
>ou
kek okay faggout

>>724973319
Wow he is literally me

>>724978472
I have no idea what I'm staring at.

>>724980431
it's a comic portraying borzois as horrific monsters to wolves (which is lore accurate)
it's not that hard to understand anon, what didn't you get?

>>724980431
Borzoi.
Cyka.

>8 str
>8 dex
>8 int
>8 def
>it's a fucking dickhead and just wants to run away as far and fast as it can, no matter how great it's life is

>6 STR
>1 DEX
>2 INT
>1 DEF

>>724980867
There is no hope in those eyes

>>724980867
S M A S H E D
L
A
M
M
E
D

>>724980867
i thought one on the right had an absolutely MASSIVE nutsack until i realize that's the leg

What does his status screen says?

>>724981090
>Negates ice damage

>Picardy Shepherd
>Breeded for guarding
>Love to work
>Doesn't like strangers
>Nearly disappeared because of the Nazis
>Will force children to stay in the group

>>724978472
>survival horror where you play as a lone wolf
>final boss is a borzoi
>his twin jumps in during the second phase

>>724981213
>Breeded for
bred*

>>724974281
Mini Aussies have an odd breed quirk where they often greet you by turning their butt and face towards you at the same time, forming the shape of a cashew. Its very cute.

>5 str
>8 dex
>7 int
>9 def
>FEAT: dodge bonus

>>724978472
This is a good book, same energy as this comic.

>>724981213
>centered right around the Somme
No wonder their numbers went to shit. About as bad as the commienigs culling off masses of Borzois in offal pits just to get back at the Whites and Romanovs.

>>724965989
>British dude who is scared of the sea and the unknow also hate the most friendly animals

>>724981831
>British

int bros...

>>724969958
Jesus christ.

>>724980857
That's because it has 100 endurance. Fuckers can outlast humans in long distance running, they are way too energy efficient.

>1 str
>10 dex
>3 int
>2 def
>8 cha

>>724981678
In the north of the country, it was used to transport messages or supplies, which was practical because people were suspicious of foreigners, so the germans killed quite a few of them.

>>724959827 (OP)
Are these fellas good for a first time owner? I've been thinking of adopting one as an apartmentfag.

dex bros...

>>724982370
>RACIAL: mind-controlling spell (disease, parasite)

>>724982557
The lion doggypaddles to safety with pride.

>>724966763
>>724978472
>weird fucked up lanky dog
>able to absolutely massacre wolves because of how they're built
>can't trade bites or anything because of their fucked-up hitbox
Any other examples of absolutely broken irl builds?

>>724982830
don't they need to be like 6 deep to take out a wolf or am i misremembering

>>724982516
it's recommended they get 1-2 hours of exercise a day

>>724982830
CWC carrying ticks fucking up vast swathes of wild game across America with a flesh eating illness that hasn't made its way over to humans yet.

>>724982516
I hope you like sprinting because they are built to run and run they need to do and being an apartmentfag you don't have the enclosed space for them to run themselves so you're going to be doing some running

>parents get a chow lab mix and it's the best dog we've ever had, lived 16 years and prevented a burglary
>makes my parents think all dogs are good
>they get a shih tzu and it pisses on everything
>they get a chihuahua and it immediately escapes and runs into traffic
>they get a second chow lab mix and it eats one of our cats
>they get a second chihuahua and it spends all of its waking hours barking at nothing, its voice would strain every day but it would still keep yapping
>they get a third fucking chihuahua that shits and pisses on everything, we can't visit family since we can't leave it behind or take it anywhere, and we can't have any visitors because it attacks everyone who enters the house
>move out to escape this retardation
>they get a pitbull and it kills two of their cats, escapes after eating the door, and bites a guy
>they currently have a fourth chihuahua that's just a repeat of the third one

>>724982956
No. 1v1 they rape because the borzoi never gets hit basically. Being stretched out and fast as fuck is overpowered.

>>724967916
We need to reinflate him!

>0 int
>1 atk
>1 def
>9 cha

>>724969964
this shit? really? looks too friendly

>>724983249
you know what they say. around wolves..

>>724982603
Obsessed

>>724983249
>really?
in the history of war, whoever has had greater reach has had the advantage
the same principle applies to the borzoi and its long snout

>>724983408
it's true sister, and when you look at toxotransmosis like that it does sound quite awesome, caterinos mindcontrol people just by existing

>>724959827 (OP)
>2 INT
I wish. My dog is a perfidious mastermind when it comes to outsmarting me.

>>724983630
how is one bird so fucking stupid and the other smart

>>724982516
if you're willing to walk him properly it'll be fine
properly: I'm going to say 2-3 times a day, at least 1 of them for over 45 minutes around a place he can run freely (twice a day if possible)
will become easier over the years, greyhounds (local variety at least) usually start calming down after 1-2 years
most dog races, even the more energetic, usually adapt to their environment and their owners up to a point, but yeah they still need attention

>>724983084
>defanged and declawed
0 atk

>>724983713
shit dude you only got ONE int

>>724971940
no thats a dog

>>724979043
>sight hounds bred to style on plebs
>and hunt fucking gazelles
people underestimate these fast niggas

>>724983771
how much do I have if I don't know what "perfidious" means?

Someone rate borzois.

>>724984231
11/10, literally the apex of dog kind

>>724984213
>american education
0 int i'm afraid

>>724961498
>HP 3

>>724982516
Unless you yourself are very acting and can bring him places to run around regularly a whippits not a good appartment choice.

>>724971330
Im surprised none of them went for the stealth hump

>>724971330
>Ive been waiting for this!

>>724972137
They're scent hounds which were bred to sniff out animals
Having a dog with a loud ass bark helps you find it when it's deep in the woods after a scent

>>724983714
one is male and the other is female

Rate him

>>724969958
horrifying.

>>724984914
his greed sickens me
i saw him get a good lick in as well, might as well just give it to him

>0 str
>0 dex
>1 int
>0 def
>10 cha

>>724984914
>str: 3
>dex: 2
>int: 3
>def: 5
>fucks given: 0

>1 str
>1 dex
>1 int
>0 def

why has no one made a turn based RPG where you control a party of different dog breeds?

>charisma 10
>intelligence 10
>agility 5
>every other stat 1

>>724978472

This comic is totally wrong by the way. There is basically almost no dog on the planet that could actually survive a fight against a wolf. Even wolf hounds that were bred to hunt wolves can't really do it. They were just used to find the wolf so a human could finish it off.
There are stories of single wolves taking down entire packs of hunting dogs in seconds. There are even stories of wolves killing dogs much bigger than them in a single bite.
Wolves are apparently insanely savage and the way they attack is different from normal dogs. They also have much bigger fangs, claws and their skin is way thicker and offers more protection.

>>724985493
mightve been when the 101 dalmatians came out but now that crown belongs to huskies

>>724985629
>coping wolfcel paws typed this post

>>724983630
what a bro

>20 str
>0 dex
>0 int
>20 def

>>724985493
am I going bonkers or is this an ai image??? I'm seeing grass patterns repeating.

>>724985718

>A wolf is a terrible fighter. He will decimate a pack of hounds by rapid snaps with his giant jaws while suffering little damage himself; nor are the ordinary big dogs, supposed to be fighting dogs, able to tackle him without special training. I have known one wolf to kill a bulldog which had rushed at it with a single snap, while another which had entered the yard of a Montana ranch house slew in quick succession both of the large mastiffs by which it was assailed. The immense agility and ferocity of the wild beast, the terrible snap of his long-toothed jaws, and the admirable training in which he always is, give him a great advantage over fat, small-toothed, smooth-skinned dogs, even though they are nominally supposed to belong to the fighting classes. In the way that bench competitions are arranged nowadays this is but natural, as there is no temptation to produce a worthy class of fighting dog when the rewards are given upon technical points wholly unconnected with the dog's usefulness. A prize-winning mastiff or bulldog may be almost useless for the only purposes for which his kind is ever useful at all. A mastiff, if properly trained and of sufficient size, might possibly be able to meet a young or undersized Texas wolf; but I have never seen a dog of this variety which I would esteem a match single-handed for one of the huge timber wolves of western Montana. Even if the dog was the heavier of the two, his teeth and claws would be very much smaller and weaker and his hide less tough.

Crazy thing is, dogs are actually inherently scares of wolves. They'll attack fucking bears and large cats with minimal training, but to get a dog to not be scared of a wolf takes a (dogs) lifetime of training and if you don't start at a very young age the dog will just always be scared of wolves.

>>724973458
>Pre-rework Cihuahuas had supernatural powers
>could see into the future
>guide human souls after death
Wtf they got nerfed too hard

>>724985854
good morning saar, how is weather in mumbai saar

>>724985854
>I'm seeing grass patterns repeating.
it's grass
it fucking does that
this is a real photo

>>724985929
no no no I'm serious, check right of the middle of his front legs. might be an ai watermark removal artifact

>>724985283
What's with bugs being so cheeky sometimes? Some mental short circuit? Looks like all risk and no conceivable payoff.

Growing up, you start to truly appreciate the existence of dogs. They’re our best friend!

>>724982516
unleashing dogs in the city is nigger behavior and illegal so no

>>724985715
That's a good point, GoT made normalfags stick their hecking wolferino into a cramped ass apartment, ignoring that they need to be constantly active. Sad, since both are great breeds when raised with care.

>>724985854
someone clearly covered a poop in front of it with photoshop but that's all I see

>>724974912
cute!

Anyone rate kangals yet? Are they good dogs? I want one but if they cost thousands of dollars I wouldn’t mind looking into a poor-man’s version

I hate video games.

>>724986248
ye that's probably it

>>724985209
I wish these guys were more meta

As a kid I went to a wildlife park/zoo and stuck one of my fingers through the fence into a wild boars nose, couldn't resist. It then bit me, I did not enjoy that.

>>724983652
You see a cat and you think of trannies? You sure you're not the one with a parasite?

>20str
>40dex
>1int
>5def

>>724984231
no minmax, its literally maxed out everywhere, dex, str, int, def.
no dog build can ever do anything to it, maybe one can run faster and escape but never win a fight

>>724986439
Don't lie, it was your dick wasn't it.

>>724960557
I prefer the lab variant for the +5 swim speed and water resistance

>>724986476
Left is a cat retard

Only Poodles, 'Collies and German Pastors have 9+ int. The rest is dumb as fuck in comparison.

>stealth 99

>>724986491
swordfish are so damn cool

>>724964635
As soon as you generalize someone will point out all the exceptions because dog breeds are quite diverse, but in general they are fast animals (faster than humans and horses), have one of the best sense of smells, and are specifically bred by humans to be specialized for a number of activities, sometimes just following human orders, which is one of the best traits you can have in the world because humans own it. They're our best friend; an extension of ourselves. To domesticate an animal, turning living organisms into your tools, and then turn around and mistreat them is truly disgusting.

>>724982376
he cute

>>724983449
>he got attacked
Fucking hate how all pitbull owners always have to make them the victims. That murder dog wanted to kill that porcupine and it retaliated in self-defense

>>724973158
torture at this point

>>724983249
Borzoi look goofy but they're bred to wrestle with wolves and pin them down so hunters can kill them. They can punch way above their weight when it comes to fighting any other canine.

>>724959965
Borzoi

>>724986839
holy fuck lmao I wasn't expecting that

>0 str
>3 dex
>2 int
>0 def

finally a video game thread

>>724987359
do those cones have any effect on borzoi
they're meant to stop them licking and infecting wounds right, but can't they outrange them?

>>724987431
what is this training them to do exactly

>>724982956
They don't need to be but they are, because if you're hunting wolves you're not going to take a risk of losing a dog by sending it out alone. You're going to send six of them so they can absolutely pubstomp the wolf.

>>724983449
Porcupines don't attack, their entire strategy is getting predators to back off by having them hurt themselves off the quills. The shitbull just fucked around and found out.

>>724987431
>blue shirt knocking that pup off the ledge
KISAMA

>>724987431
>fall guys

>>724987209
>>724987613
I.. I think thats the joke

>>724987431
>the biggest asshole wins
Any games for this feeling?

>>724987802
>Any games for this feeling?
Life

>>724977454
you forgot about the
>has a 90% chance of contracting a terminal illness immediately after turning 9 years old
part but yeah these are good dogs

>>724987531
Nothing it's chinks abusing animals for views.

>>724962018
They are actually quite smart

>>724987431
>Blue shirt figures it out instantly
>Gets knocked off at the finish line
>Forced to take the alternate, harder path by the other retard dogs
>Fails
>Eventually gets access to the easier path again
>Still finishes first
Blue shirt is on another level

>>724960557
>>6 int
Doubt

>>724985639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE5S9pUTGno

>>724967904
Now this is an OP dog

>>724983538
A wolf will overpower and kill any dog breed 1:1. Hunting dogs are used in packs and the difference between them and regular dogs is that they can overcome their instinctual fear

>>724986839
*GLOMP*

>>724986916
>(faster than humans and horses)
huh? i'm fairly sure even the fastest dogs can match horses only in short bursts

Dog owners of vee, how do you do it? When i was with my family i had a small dog and a bit back yard for him to be in while i was at school work. Hes since died and i have a boring 9-5 office job and an apartment. I want another smaller dog, but id feel bad leaving him in the apartment for most of the day. Anyone else live like this with thier dogs? How is it for them? Any tips?

>3 str
>5 dex
>8 int
>4 def
>Bonus Feat: Looking like a judgmental Irish farmer when it stares at you

>>724985639
Even the German Shepherd was like, “oh fuck.”

>>724985639
>doesn't even need to bare his fangs

>>724987594
ah yeah that makes a lot more sense

>>724988321
I remember seeing data like 10 years ago that showed dogs were faster than horses, but maybe they're similar. Of course horses have more endurance.

>>724985639
>that instant bow at 0:11
holy

>>724985639
What breed is the guardian?

>>724988201
i have a husky and a golden retriever, am i col

>>724970276
born different

>>724989072
what the heck is that

>>724979753
No, most dogs have a great sense of smell.

post ur boys, faggots

>>724962295
That dog fights bears.

>>724989072
>dies before page 10

>9 str
>8 dex
>7 int
>10 def

>>724989104
Clumber spaniel. It was a popular breed of the Duke of Newcastle in the 18th century, bred to hunt through heavy brush. Its popularity spread from him and it was one of the first ten dog breeds acknowledged by the American Kennel Club in the 19th century. Its popularity fell off in the 20th century and now it's rare. No one actually knows where the breed originates from, but people think it was maybe bred in France and was smuggled into England during the French Revolution.

>>724987952
Those dogs are stupid, ive had one

>>724988705
Chadman shepard

>>724989416
this dog looks like it's about to rape me

>>724988801
I didnt know that there were bank guard dogs, strangely specific

>>724985493
How is it a noob trap?

>>724986308
literally a proto-dog
nearly untrainable
you better be a master trainer to deal with this breed

>>724989576
energy levels up the ass
should be fine with enough exercise, then again so does every dog

>>724989475
Only if you try to swim past the buoys

>>724989416
These bois (and gurls) are the goodest ever. Years ago when I was sitting on the tram, about to kys myself, this fuzzy giant belonging to a lady a couple of seats away lumbers up to me, like it'd read my mind, and starts nuzzling my hand, wanting company. Lady ofc panics and starts trying to drag it away but it gently refused and put its head on my lap. I said it was ok and scratched it behind the ears for a minute while trying to make weather small talk to the owner lady. I'm not so sure I'd be here today, shitposting about dogs with you guys, if that furry guy hadn't made an intervention.

>>724989576
>High energy dog that needs a lot of space
>Smart enough to not respect a bad trainer
>Historically a guard dog, so it needs socialization
>Decently expensive due to it being prone to disease

>>724985493
had a dalmation growing up, had a very big personality. always wanted to run, would hump all the slow dogs at the dog park, but was great up at the hunting shack and would run with us on 4 wheelers for miles, he just wanted to be near people and run. out of all the dogs ive seen and delt with, they are the highest matenence. two of my favorite things he did were poop on the top of boulders and low hanging branches, and sit next to you, look forward and put his paw on your leg, once you looked over he would look at you with the " i love you" eyes

>>724988201
>trustworthy breeds are all insane woman breeds

>>724987431
>retrievers never figure out they have to climb and just give up

>>724988201
My black friend bruce had a golden retriever and he indeed was the happiest man i've ever met, then she died and the guy is now a husk of himself. She lasted nearly 16 years to be fair, and she luckily just went to bed one night with him and never woke up again. It was for the best because i doubt he would've been able to put her to sleep.

>>724985639
>the biggest dog literally kneels as he walks by
>troublemaker cowers at his presence
>flips dog into submissive position
>calmly places paw on the throat without even baring fangs
holy shit, brutal mogging

>>724985639
did the alpha maul a fucking bear to death in front of them or what? everyone was fucking kneeling as he walked by

>>724988721
no

>>724989216
she ain't here no more...

>>724985639
Is this guy a fucking mob boss or what

>>724990861
>sarah (((avi)))
another toxotransmosis victim wanting to spread the virus

>>724961305
What game is this? Lmao.

>>724990261
achievable natty?

>>724990969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYifoK0hFv4
it's not from a game

>>724987431
lol retrievers are dumb

>>724982516
You want an italian greyhound. They'll still want to run around everywhere but a tiny lil guy is much more managable than a bigger whippet or much bigger greyhound.

>>724971861
>0 str
>1 dex
>0 int
>0 def
>10 charisma

>>724990969
not a game, just a meme making light of lengthy animations in turn based stuff

>>724959965
No those are borzoi.
>whats the difference
A whippet on its hind legs can reach your stomach. A borzoi on its hind legs can put its front legs on your shoulders.

>>724991221
WHERE DOES IT ALL COME FROM?

>>724971861
for mixing with other classes.
chiweenies and italian greyhound chihuahua mixes are the most kino of mutts

>>724991329
Unironically yes, when I had one everybody always stopped to come look whenever I brought it anywhere.

>>724991290
trvke

>>724991492
that's what I got from a random breeder

so much fucking energy tho god damn, definitely shoulda done agility courses with my boy

>>724977948
Pimpy son Opp

>>724985639
The fucking Cane Corso's reaction get's me every single time.

>>724991329
>10 fluff

>>724974484
Cats are the jocks of the animal kingdom, confident, athletic, strong, and beautiful in motion, and theyre dumb as fucking shit.

>>724991825
>jocks of the animal kingdom
that would be kangaroos

>>724962018
Reminder that we are the Qu

>>724991825
>and theyre dumb as fucking shit.
who needs int anyway

>>724974484
Toxoplasmosis post.

>>724960557
Love goldens. If I ever get another dog, it'll be two goldens.

>>724990861
>realizing that you were perfect all along

>>724983652
Seems like you're the one being controlled by brain parasites, anon.

>>724991643
I have 15 year old one rn, still has enough energy to zoom around the entire house daily and loves to speedwalk (looks like an ant running) as far as she can in a random direction every walk. Her sister was a couch potato though, didn't want to do anything but chill.

>>724987468
Yeah, they need to crane the top(forward) part of their neck to reach there, and the cone stops them from doing that.

>>724991978
4 STR
8 DEX
4 INT
2 DEF

STATUS AILMENT [SPANIEL RAGE]

>>724992128
erm this is the one with the random rage debuff

>>724991329
I have an inkling

https://youtu.be/tz9U9QpUeRM why can't you all be friendly

>>724991931
Kangaroos arent a work of art in motion theyre a bit goofy.

>>724986839
Outskilled

which one has the biggest fattest knot doe?

I heard poodles were supposed to be smart, but mine is dumb as a sack of bricks

>>724992582
pets take after their owners anon

>>724985827
>hooves made sparks against the ground

>>724992582
I think this is why you go with certified breeders. some super inbred poodle line is going to be dumb af

>>724992678
well yeah, you know what horseshoes are?

>>724986247
brutal

>>724971398
Agreed. They're territorial little bastards

>>724971861
https://youtu.be/ADxaCqxLA6w
being stunning

>>724992678
He's got his Limit Break fully charged

The same image pops into my head every time I the neigbor's kid walking their 150 pound Leonberger down the street

>>724992442
doberman

>>724983249
maybe it's hard to tell with that pic but they're pretty large for a dog

thoughts on this breed?

>>724973458
>Pre-rework Chihuahuas were mute
Holy shit, talk about a massive balance change

1. "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago."

2. "Thou who passest on this path, If haply thou dost mark this monument, Laugh not, I pray thee, though it is a dog's grave. Tears fell for me, and the dust was heaped above me By a master's hand."

3. "My eyes were wet with tears, our little dog, when I bore thee (to the grave)... So, Patricus, never again shall thou give me a thousand kisses. Never canst thou be contentedly in my lap. In sadness have I buried thee, and thou deservist. In a resting place of marble, I have put thee for all time by the side of my shade. In thy qualities, sagacious thou wert like a human being. Ah, me! What a loved companion have we lost!"

4. "To Helena, foster child, soul without comparison and deserving of praise."

5. "This is the tomb of the dog, Stephanos, who perished, Whom Rhodope shed tears for and buried like a human. I am the dog Stephanos, and Rhodope set up a tomb for me."

6. "[Myia] never barked without reason, but now he is silent."

7. "Here the stone says it holds the white dog from Melita, the most faithful guardian of Eumelus; Bull they called him while he was yet alive; but now his voice is prisoned in the silent pathways of night."

8. "Issa's more pert than Lesbia's sparrow love, Purer than kisses of a turtle-dove, More sweet than hundred maidens rolled in one, Rarer than wealthy India's precious stone. She is the pet of Publius, Issa dear; She whines, a human voice you seem to hear."

9. "Surely even as thou liest dead in this tomb I deem the wild beasts yet fear thy white bones, huntress Lycas; and thy valour great Pelion knows, and splendid Ossa and the lonely peaks of Cithaeron."

>>724960557
>weak to status debuffs

>>724965239
Whales

>>724986042
He finished his pollination daily quests and got bored so he started trolling a new player

>>724993815
>"My eyes were wet with tears, our little dog, when I bore thee (to the grave)... So, Patricus, never again shall thou give me a thousand kisses. Never canst thou be contentedly in my lap. In sadness have I buried thee, and thou deservist. In a resting place of marble, I have put thee for all time by the side of my shade. In thy qualities, sagacious thou wert like a human being. Ah, me! What a loved companion have we lost!"

/an/ threads are the best threads on /v/ but now I'm sad

>>724965378
nah that would be pitfolx: the nanny dog

>>724984914
So this is what I'll be like when I get reincarnated as a dog for my sins

>>724959965
>>724969964
>>724987227
>>724991307
Borzoi also cannot kill shitbulls and you should not expect them to be able to. They were used to track wolves, not to fight them.

>Max STR
>Max DEF
>MAX INT

>>724961498
Okay but could this dog kill a shitbull?

>>724995870
Yes, it's 4 feet tall and over 200 pounds, these things are monsters.

>Original build ruined by retards for retards.
From
>2 str
>10 dex
>5 int
>0 def

To
>1 str
>1 dex
>0 int
>0 def

>>724995810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLddvNiXym4

here's my other dog
>>724990764
sorry anon iktf :( get another one, your old pup would want you to have a new dogbro.
>>724990918
>>724995140
:3

>>724971861
The original ones were basically small rat hunters then people wanted more retarded and toy ones that have headaches 24/7 and are plain retarded so you get angry rabid dogs.

>>724965989
Swing this in front of niggerman and tell me what happens

>go back to girls house
>she owns a shitbull
>"oh he's a little sweetie!"
WHY DO CHICKS KEEP GETTING THESE FUCKING THINGS

>>724988267
>A wolf will overpower and kill any dog breed 1:1.
lol lmao even

>>724959827 (OP)
>??? str
>??? dex
>??? int
>??? def
What kind of stats would it have?

>>724997256
gamu name desu ?

>>724988267
Anon. Livestock breeds solo's entire packs.
You are nignorant.

>>724985639
Insane power

was shovel dog memory holed
used to be anytime doggos were mentioned itd show up at least once

>>724991329
Damn I haven't seen this bitch in years

My dog had to be put down a month ago. I miss him deeply.

>>724997474
ANNO1189 is the dev, guy has like 10 games in never ever status, every time he gets a new skill or learns a new engine drops everything and starts from scratch and touches them again after years.

>>724991329
you just know

>>724997751
That's Monroe, right?

>>724993489
How many times do you think people have sent him this picture

>>724996968
>Wand also extends!
gamehasbonusfeatures.png

>>724993815
>first one
Goddamn

>8 STR
>2 DEX
>2 INT
>6 DEF
>9 CHR

they might not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but they can really win you over. I miss mine so much...

>entire thread with dogs
>someone posts a cat
TOXO TOXO TOXO TRANNY AHHHH
>cat thread gets spammed with cat abuse webms while dog thread is untouched
Genuinely how can dogfags claim to be mentally sane when you have this level of insecurity?
You’ll seethe a cope at this post but you have 0 retort kek

>>724997984
Yeah

>>724989216
Picard sheperd-Boxer mix

>>724998317
I prefer dogs but I will never condone the browns who hate either one. All animals are sacred. Sorry catfriend

>>724965627
>faster
Over any real distance humans can outpace just about anything.
Its one of the big reasons dogs have always fit so well with early humans, they were one of the few animals that could also keep pace since wolves also engage in persistence hunting.

>str 7
>int 4
>dex 3
>def 4
>chr 10

another successful dog thread

>>724998317
My neighbours cat shits on my lawn and kills birds on my yard. I fucking hate cats.

>>724972885
>my shitbull is le different and heckin wholesome, guys!!!

Sure, buddy. I will make sure to pet it with my 12inch bayonet

>>724998713
Yes because dogs have famously never shit in their neighbors yard

>>724971861
They were bred to be rat-catchers.
And honestly, every Chihuahua I ever met was super chill and just wanted to hang out.
I remember staying with my girlfriend at her parent's house, and they had a pack of those little guys, and I woke up to them, one by one, jumping on the bed, bouncing on me, and then jumping off the bed, but they were so little they'd get their little paws up, and would just look at you while they hit hang time.
I'm talking about real chihuahuas, and not those teacup monstrosities.

>>724998317
>catfags
>pretty chill, just like to post cute things
>usually likes both cats and dogs
>dogfags
>FUCK YOU MY DOG IS A BUTTFUCKER 6550 BREED YOUR BREED IS RETARDED AND WEAK
>obsesses over proving that dogs are superior to X animal of the week
This has been the case since forever, most people recognize the difference

>>724965103
Borzois can kill shitbulls easily.
I've seen it. Their snouts look goofy, but those things can tear you apart. If a dog's throat gets between those things, they're done.

>>724997145
>I can fix him :)