Thread 724967958

Talk about video games is against the rules now apparently

a twitter thread died for this

>>724967958 (OP)
Was crosslinked at bump limit to say "this is a general", probably on purpose.
FUCK Mechaman.

Dispatch has joined the club of games you aren't allowed to talk about on /v/ because it makes jannies mad

Not a video game
>>>/trash/

>>724968202
Tell that to the gacha threads and AI general

Can you even make use of Phenomaman in the dispatch? He's always fucking depressed and useless.
Waterboy at least I can send out on missions and he levels up like crazy.

>>724967958 (OP)
You made a coomer thread tho

this board is full of autists who report anything they don't like and were probably seething that there was one (1) thread about a game they hate. i get why they'd clean up the catalog when there are 5+ threads about the game, but i'm pretty sure the last thread was the only one on the catalog.

anyway outside of the visuals and 90% of the voice cast the game sucks and was not worth the full price (but i might buy the inevitable sequel because the cast has potential).

Episodic releases are based AND redpilled. Only a liberal blue pilled faggot would want to play a complete game.

>>724967958 (OP)
instead of using that ugly whore you should use the image that shows the game is not even out yet

>>724968247
I got Waterboy 3 levels on his first shift, I really hope you can make him into a good hero by the end, or that there is an endless mode where I can do that at least.

>>724968005
>>724968202
>>724968262
Fuck off, faggot scum. Go play your gachashit.

Jannies are slowly killing this site.

Jannies are invisifags

>>724968157
I don't know which look I hate more, his eyebrow-less portrait during dispatches just distracts me, but whenever I see him toothless, I kinda feel bad. Are his eyebrows going to grow back?

>>724968369
Being an Invisfag is based and jannies are not based

>>724968361
>slowly

>>724968385
the eyebrows come back after a couple episodes, yeah.

>>724968247
get his one fuck up shift out the way quickly and you should be able to

>>724968157
>FUCK Mechaman.
Right Flambae.

>>724968350
I really am holding on hope that Waterboy will be one of the most powerful heroes by the end.
I love this lil nigga. He's just a nice sweet boy that takes care of his grandma and wants to do good. That's based.

>>724968361
Hope it was just deleted on the technicality of looking like a general and not just some janny being a power tripping faggot. May his hotpockets always be cold.

what the hell is wrong with jannies?
God fucking forbid we talk about a popular new video game here, fucks sake.

>>724968586
>>video game
xDDD

>>724968350
only 3? My waterboy had 5 Int by the end of the shift, so that's like 4 level ups.

>>724968594
Plz understand, they need to make room for the xitter screencap culture war threads.

>>724968526
I hope he never quite loses the softspoken politeness but that he gets over this inability to form his thoughts

Did the other Dispatch thread get pruned because I talked about the types of Dispatchers we get around here? I'm sorry.

>>724968727
Yes, please kill yourself.

>>724968727
It was probably pruned because of the culture war shit in the OP, it irritated the janny's sensitive vagina

>>724968639
I wonder if she'd be into fingering Robert while blowing him

>>724968562
Okay, so Waterboy heard Visi say she had a wet dream about Rob, didn't he? Or was he too busy shitting? Maybe he's naive and innocent and doesn't know what fucking is.

eu5 will tide me over until tomorrow

>>724967958 (OP)
It's not a videogame though. There's no gameplay so for once I actually agree with the mods targeting your shilled slop.

>>724968247
first mission hell ditch.
Afterwards, if ANY mission fails (not just his), he will need a rest of 45 seconds. Aslong as you fail, he has a 3 seconds rest period which is really good with his flight

>>724968846
>There's no gameplay
you didn't play it, there's a whole side of it that's dispatching and managing superheroes aside from the HBO simulator aspect.

>>724968702
Same. I love that Rob is a good mentor and knows what to say. Waterboy's gonna be alright.

got banned once for making a unicorn overlord thread. Shit is a clown show

>>724968846
Someone tell these guys they didn't make a video game. https://store.steampowered.com/app/503560/911_Operator/

>>724968846
The only reason I enjoy this game is for the gameplay. I couldn't care less about the hero drama in the cutscenes, I just want to dispatch some niggas.

>>724967958 (OP)
Don't post spoilers as an op, especially not before it even comes out you fucking piece of indian garbage. It's always been against the rules to do that.

>>724967958 (OP)
you can't like it too much, okay? It only sold a million copies. Nothingburger game. Dead in the water after 2 weeks. No more content coming out whatsoever. Go to /vg/
The deltarune thread is fine though!!! New and nuanced discussion, you wouldn't get it

>>724968803
Neovagina*.

>>724968769
You got it...

Toxic.

>>724968846
>There's no gameplay
There's an entire sim mode where you have to manage what heroes to send out on situations. The heroes gain experience and level up. Later they can unlock special abilities.
There's a progressively more difficult hacking minigame.

>>724968846
>Simulator management games are not real games

Invisigal's cute nipples

>>724969067
I agree.

>>724967958 (OP)
The game isn't out yet, what is there to talk about? Wake me up when the last episode drops.

>>724968959
We get it Chase, you don’t like the recruits. But you can still TRY and be invested in them.

>>724967958 (OP)
Am I the only one thinking that Chase looks like Elmo?
The way he move and talk, especially the way he end a sentence, like when he said "you could use a snack"
I just can't unsee/unhear it now

>>724969194
Can't do that when half of them are black.
I only care about Flambae.

>>724968814
He heard it. He would never say anything about it though, at least on purpose.

>>724969067
>visi will never tease you by stripping down, but making her pussy and tits invisible
>she will never do some kinky play where she hides under your desk while you dispatch and blows you
>you will never get to feel her tight cunt as she turns around and fucks you, going in and out of view as she starts to lose control

>>724968161
Last thread got nuked? Funny, the same thing happened with Elin threads back when its ea launched. It's probably even the same wannabe janny too in every thread samefagging

>>724967958 (OP)
So, do choices actually matter in this or is it the typical telltale slop?

>>724968361
>>724968586
>>724968594
>>724968803
>>724968906
wtf why did a bunch of posts in this thread get banned/deleted simultaneously lol

>>724969173
Send it and post proof
You won't
no balls

>>724968814
what makes you think he just is too scared/insecure to say anything?

Janny, eat a snickers. Holy shit.

>>724969396
I mean he knows everything. He knows about Invisigal's wet dream AND knows I'm fucking everyone's boss.

>>724967958 (OP)
You faggots are not talking about the "game," you are spamming waifu threads.

>>724967958 (OP)
QRD on capeslop game?

>>724969545
That's more relevant to this board than AI threads, twitter threads and steam chart threads. Why don't you go pester those instead?

>>724969289
Elin should win the /v/gas this year. You must pay attention and rally /v/ to vote for it

>>724967958 (OP)
Maybe stop trying to make a general on /v/ when you don't even have anything to discuss.

>>724969459
"GET SOME NUTS!"

>>724969503
Waterboy could easily turn out to be the greatest superhero, or the greatest supervillain if we're not careful.

>>724967958 (OP)
>spam the catalog with half a dozen threads at all times with obvious paid shilling for some eceleb voice acted, california-made capeshit VN
>one (1) finally gets deleted for whatever reason
>cry about it
Kill yourselves

>>724969761
You first, tranny.

>>724969761
You will never be a real janny

>>724969545
>it's not a video game!
it is
>w-waifu threads!
you mean like all those animu game threads constantly taking up space in the catalog?

what next?

>>724969634
the game is 50% Telltale storytelling and 50% that cop dispatching game posted here >>724968941. You manage, upgrade, and dispatch a team of superheroes who are all losers that used to be villains, and then when your shifts are done it becomes an HBO miniseries for a little bit.

>>724969289
I am the law.

>>724969761
>he thinks this is the end
New patch tomorrow, bozo. We are gonna print a dozen more tomorrow, mark my fucking words.

>>724969741
>>724969761
This is what happens when the janny application doesn't get accepted...

>>724969634
I look like this and I love Blonde Blazer

>>724969761
Fucking this, uppity faggots can't have their way for one fucking thread and they play the victim

If these devs make another episodic release game, I hope they figure out how to not leak the entire story in the game files. Sucks that we were deprived of speculation because of that.

i wish she had a good va

>>724969903
What? How does me pointing something out that doesn't fit your narrative makes me a janny?

>>724970039
They probably thought nobody would actually bother to look, which is shockingly common even for veteran devs apparently

>>724967958 (OP)
FUCK OFF NIGGER

>>724970113
That thread was literally the only thread up at the time, however.

>>724970107
I wish she had a good skin.

>>724970119
Telltale were never exactly wizards in the technical department. Their old games had tons of softlocking bugs and general jankiness. I do hope they realize it happened here and fix it next time though.

>>724967958 (OP)
>can only go invis while holding her breath
>smoker + asthmatic

Okay how the fuck does she get *anything* done like that?

>>724969761
>one (1) finally gets deleted for whatever reason
ok but why did it get deleted

>>724969761
average poster in the "claim your waifu" threads btw

>>724970321
she doesn't, she's last place for a reason, plus she has ADHD and autism.

>>724969761
>one or two threads at a time about a successful new release that is still dropping new, meaningful content
Nope, can't have that on my videogames board
AI threads? Don't mind if I do!

>>724970321
The asthma is a mental thing
she stopped using it the more she gets tamed by bob

>>724970289
I like her skin

>>724967958 (OP)
Season 2 is going to be about Mecha Man leading the Z Team against bigger threats and competing against higher tier superheroes, just like his dad and his brigade

>>724967958 (OP)
>>>/vg/
Use the appropriate board. There's no need to thank me. You're welcome.

>>724969761
You really triggered the 'jeet swarm

>A-ha! You thought she was an evil bitch but it turns out she's an even more evil bitch! Expectations Subverted!
Woah...

>>724970289
I hear cum is good for the skin.

>>724970509
I hate BG3 with a passion.

>>724970545
>backseat janny

>>724969173
this
>>724969346

I'm missing cheevos and I don't like it. Help a nigga out?

>>724970714
Did you go on a date with Blonde Blazer? Did you go to the movies?

>>724970714
kick coop out

>>724970805
No.

>>724967958 (OP)
Not a videogame

>>724969289
>>724968161
I enjoy the threads but i dont understand why you dont just make these on /vg/ while the episodes are still being released. It would be the same people posting

>>724970819
Thanks. What about the starting powers one, how do I get it?

>>724970857
/vg/''s public is intolerable.

>>724970523
I'd rather if they do make a season 2 for it to go new cast and location otherwise i fear you end up with them having to clear the slate so that they don't have to write around choices e.g. Robert is single again, both the bottom heroes ended up leaving and that sort of stuff.

>>724970857
Literally just get on with your life, mate.
Like... get a girlfriend if you have so much time on your hand that you felt the need to click on the thread of a game you don't like just to post shit like this.

>>724970849
There's at least two. You need to keep going, anon.

>>724970714
replay episode 3 and fire coupe
getting to knows you is relatively simple:
get punch up injured
put prism second in a three people slot
succeed in a mission with flambae
send visi out alone
use malevola in a team with an injured person
put golem in any slot but the first
succeed with sonar in a mission so he transforms

>>724970714
Fire Knifegirl.
Follow a guide for the starting powers thing. The only ones that I think can get you trouble is Irishguy (needs to be injured to discover his power) and Demongirl (needs to heal a injured character, she's a healer).

>>724970714
for the powers
punch up's requires him to fail, malevola's needs her to go with someone injured, prism's needs her to be in a 3 slot mission with 1 other person (her in the middle) rest are kinda free

>>724970919
No idea, I think you can just look up a guide on what each hero's powers are and see how to trigger them.

>>724970857
>It would be the same people posting
Would it? Because I don't go there so there would be one less user. Can you provide evidence to back up that claim?

>>724970919
It depends on the hero, but you should mostly discover them by just sending them out to missions normally. Phenomaman is an outlier, because you discover his power by failing a call.

>>724970919
>>724970945
oh also coupe has specific slot interactions too i believe. I think second slot gives her more mobility, first more combat

>>724970996
>>724970992
>>724970978
>>724970956
>>724970945
>punch up requires me to fail
I don't like this. I've a 100% success rate in every dispatch segment.

>>724970930
There’s really not THAT much variation in narrative beyond the waifu wars. Just say the person who got cut got a second chance and bam, the gang’s all there, no headache.

>>724969173
thank you for your service

What invisgal did before she met robert is none of our business. We need to be better men

>>724971065
if you pick waterboy, just pair him up with punch up.

The game saves in sections, so when you get to the dispatching part of the game, just check the last saved time and then quit out, clone your save, and then just keep playing the same section

>>724971065
in theory you could also send him out with waterboy
his passive is that he doesnt get an injury penalty, so you only need him to get injured
which will happen if you send him out alone with waterboy

>>724971065
Just make another save slot, fail and get the chievo, you turboautist.

>>724970956
As for Prism, Golem and Coop, just put them into slots in a three slot mission until you unlock all their powers.
Invisigal unlocks her power when sent alone.
Flambae upon succeeding a mission.
(You SHOULD already have those two.)

>>724971065
Do you a metagaming cheevo hunting partial playthrough. Copy your savegame and just play the dispatch mode. The starting one in episode 3 where everyone is sabotaging and injuring each other is basically meant for this, but I aced it anyway so in my main playthrough dwarfguy never discovers his power lmao

>>724967958 (OP)
Tell your boss the only reason any /v/edditors bit the bait for this trash was the blonde girl and not whatever that American mutt cunt is thanks saars

i remember hearing this is an eceleb game or something. in what way is it that?

>>724971152
Better Mecha Men

>>724967958 (OP)
Jannies only want you talking about chinese games.

>>724971172
>if you pick waterboy, just pair him up with punch up.
Good Idea. I discovered Malevola's power this way when Waterboy injured Invisigal.

There is hope!
>>724971185
>>724971209
>>724971221
Thank you bros for all the tips.

>>724970857
It feels like it's a one person who makes these generals on /v/ style threads.
The same style of OP(pic from a game and a completely mindless sentence).
The same shit about calling people jannies and pointing at other off topic threads when they are told that generals are not allowed on /v/(Oh and also saying "SO YOU CAN"T ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON /v/ HUH!?")

>>724970857
The game is in the middle of being released. /v/ threads are appropriate. If there are still constant threads in a few months that argument makes more sense.

>>724971242
Almost all the VA's are online influencers/ecelebs and shills desperately try to pretend they don't exist

>>724970857
dozens of classics would have stunted cultural growth if you tossed them to /vg/ after a few days

>>724971242
the main characters are all actual actors or voice actors
the team of superheroes you manage are all voiced by streamers and e-celebs and shit. some of them are stomachable, some of them are not.

Did Invisibitch feel anything at all when she saw on tv that Mecha Man is in a coma?

Real girls are much better for you :)

>>724971221
>but I aced it anyway so in my main playthrough dwarfguy never discovers his power lmao
same lol

>>724970857
This is not a /vg/ worthy game.

>>724971384
I've been with real girls, and no, they're not.

>>724971342
>SO YOU CAN"T TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON /v/ HUH!
Fix.

>>724971384
I really dislike real "girls" (women, you sick pedo)
I much prefer the comfyness of my solitude.

>>724971221
>Do you a metagaming cheevo hunting partial playthrough.
I swear I'm not drunk. What happened here?

>>724971242
Supporting cast, yes.
The main cast is professional VAs like Laura Bailey, Matt Mercer and Knuckles the Echidna.

>>724971349
We just don't care nigga.

I can't believe they made love in the middle of the office during work hours.

>>724971380
it's probably why she quit being a villain I would imagine
assuming that turns out true

>>724967958 (OP)
I have not seen any gameplay for this "game", what genre is it?

>>724971517
visual novel

>>724971517
Click off mate, if you really cared, you'd look shit up yourself.

>>724971517
visual novel with dispatch (this is the police) gameplay inbetween

>>724971517
it's that 911 Dispatcher game more or less
here
https://youtu.be/ds-loDCBQWI?t=513

>>724971517
Extremely safe censored westoid moviegame

>>724971492
She's the best. Why did she do it tho? Why did she ask Robert when Invisigal was hiding right in that very room?

>UHHHH EXCUSE ME I HEARD THIS IS A MOVIE GAME AND UHHHHHH
(and repeat)
>UHHHHHHH EXCUSE ME I HEARD THERE'S LIKE YOUTUBE ECELEBS IN THIS GAME AND UHHHHHH
(and repeat)

>>724971517
Half This is the Police, half Telltale movie

>>724971242
There’s a few VAs, a couple Hollywood actors, a couple musicians, and like 3 streamer types. One is alright, one is actually pretty decent given his character’s schtick, and the other sucks. Son average it’s not THAT bad but could have easily been a lot better.

>>724971517
the genre is called Dispatch you retard, the literal name of the game. There are at least 15 games in this genre. This Is The Police (first game) is the best one of them all tho.

>>724971409
But this is literally a general

>>724971637
always lowercase, always quotation marks
yjk

Visi specifically waited for Blazer to start getting dressed before sending you to meet her.
She wanted you to see thsi.

>>724971636
is it just safe to assume that she's always in the room creeping on him, wherever he is?

>>724971380
no because when she was hired to do it he was just a faceless bigshot hero to her, and when he showed up in her life 4 months later she tried being an asshole to him because she didn't want to get close to him fearing he'd turn out to be a good guy and she'd feel bad about it then (which completely backfired)

>>724971736
She got off to watching what happened.

>>724971736
She's like a cuckqueen or some shit
because remember when we first met her, it was when we were getting flirty with BB too, and now she does this, I'm pretty sure she wants to see us fuck her.

Anyone got the sex audio yet, I wanna use it for a sfm of risette I'm making

I want to NTR this guy btw

>>724971710
Shills will not admit or concede to anything. All they can do is dogpile in their small corners when someone points out the elephant in the room

>>724971735
Yeah it's annoyingly obvious.

>>724971736
How long can that bitch hold her breath? That scene was pretty long for invisi to be standing in her cuck corner the whole time

>>724971816
>>724971758
>>724971736
what was the give away again that she was in there?

>>724971710
>New game that gets brand new content every few weeks
Nah

>>724971848
>in her cuck corner the whole time
lol

>>724971736
>ROBERT, YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY ROOMATE!
>THE EGGS ARE WITHERING, ROBERT! SHE DOESN'T HAVE LONG, AND ROBERT ROBERTSON THE IV NEEDS STRONG GENES

>>724971837
I dont think they are shills but they act the same way simps do when i point out objectively true things about their waifu. Just deflect and attack while nevet internalizing what is being said

>>724971892
she makes a comment about "trying on a dress" in the bathroom later on.

>>724971637
also made in California and not even a proper WEG, thanks for listing some out rajesh

>>724971908
>every few weeks
every week until the end of this month.

>>724971892
She literally told Robert she was there and made fun of him for it.

>>724971950
Anon... You can stop replying to yourself now.

>>724971892
She admits it and reacts to what you said to BB

>>724971892
I don't remember the line exactly but she alludes to having been there when talking to Roberto afterwards

Damn didn’t think the difference would be that much

>>724971918
>THE EGGS ARE WITHERING, ROBERT! SHE DOESN'T HAVE LONG
Actually the necklace stops aging, so she's biologically very young compared to the rest of the cast. This is a critical plot point because she uses the amulet to save Chase's life after he uses his powers to save Visi.

>>724972000
Look hes doing what i said he would do

>>724972051
I think most people are like first come first serve

>>724971892
she jokes about trying out a dress or some shit and Robert calls her out on being a creep.

>>724972051
apparently it was basically 50/50 when the episode first released and then there was a surge in coomer purchases after Visi's masturbation scene kind of went viral.

>>724971950
Bro they have the most unfunny forced screenshots they're trying to push as reaction images just like every other marketing campaign, they dogpile on anyone that says anything slightly negative and they type like passive aggressive numales from reddit.

>>724971736
people with low self esteem will play matchmaker to make themselves feel better. She likes rob but doesn't think he'd ever go for her, it's why she was acting the way she was. Probably thinks rob and bb are a match made in heaven, she's doing him a solid here

>>724972051
Yeah, alot of incels playing the game going for the broken girl who argues with them. No real surprise

>>724971826
Why? Wasn't it enough to cuck Phenomoman?

>>724972051
>corpo bitch that breaks up with boyfriends and acts like nothing happened
Or
>fun girl that shows genuine interest in main character + has great chemistry
Its not a hard choice

>>724972095
>concede to everything I say
>"no"
>heh, played right into my hands
in what fucking world did you think this would work?

>>724972102
Correct, which is why I went BB.

She asked me out, Invisigal just wasted my time talking about popcorn or some irrelevant shit. I hate women that expect me to be a mind reader, just tell me what you fucking want.

It turns out that most people want to hang out with a troubled but well-meaning junior rather than a corporate bitch who just dumped one of the most harmless and sensitive men on the planet.

>things are gonna go back to normal for a few days now that we’re finally getting the next two episodes tomorrow
Feels good

>>724971950
that's just /v/. mass effect is over a decade old but if you say anything bad about tali you'll be swarmed by simps immediately (including me)

>>724972157
You just described fishtank simps to a T.

>>724972051
To be fair, it's so fucking rigged for Invisigirl. You are on the call with her. You see what she is doing, and you see her alone in the cinema like a fucking loser. You see her disappointed sigh when you tune out.
BB sends you two messages, and you don't even see her reaction to rejection.

>>724972314
Counterpoint: You're with BB for most of episode 1. She is very much the 'first girl'.

>>724972209
No. I want MORE.

>>724972051
Invisigal puts in the work the second she realizes she likes Rob. They have real chemistry. They're very cute together.

Meanwhile Blonde Blazer friendzoned him at least twice in my playthrough and the only time they interact is when she (boss) wants him (employee) to do something. It's a very stiff relationship, and not in a good way.

>>724972219
Pretending im samefagging is not "no" you dense brat.

>>724972051
This would be 50/50 if Blazer had made a phonecall instead and you could see her perspective

>>724972314
>You see what she is doing, and you see her alone in the cinema like a fucking loser.
Robert, pls

>>724972312
fish tank to me seems like some kind of weird howard stern ritual humiliation shit, it has a horrible mojo to the entire thing, it reeks like hell itself.

>>724972251
>one of the most harmless and sensitive men on the planet.
??? He's an invading alien you retard.

>>724968526
>hopes
He'll get his stuttering in control and evolve as a hero and character
>fears
he'll be bullied until he quits and shroud's minions offer him the stuff that makes you stronger and you're forced to put him down.

>>724972359
But think of the kid. That'll be a supervillain origin story dude, pls...

>>724971709
>only 15 games
Not a real genre

My girlfriend picked Mandy because she said Visi just wanted a father figure.

>>724972506
Again, this isn't Invincible.

>>724972314
It's weird they didn't show it considering she was probably left out there in the dress with the food looking like an idiot. With waterboy watching. Brutal

>>724972506
BB should have let him down gently for the greater good.

>>724972532
Yes, and women want to fuck their father figures, everything fits perfectly.

>>724972312
The whataboutism shit you faggots go to is really fucking tedious and transparent

>>724972542
Could've fooled me; is it the same studio?

>>724972440
Yeah thats kinda what it is only the host is also very stupid and fucks everything up which is fun to make fun of

>>724968526
>>724968702
>>724972521
Once he gets the confidence to make racist jokes about Eskimos, he'll be literally drowning in girls.

>>724972506
Get the fuck out of here, Lex Luthor. He's a well-meaning boyscout at heart.

>>724972641
no, it's former Telltale devs. it does look just fucking like Invincible though, I have to admit.

Kill Shroud.
Behead Shroud.
Roundhouse kick Shroud’s head into a dumpster.

>>724972641
How on earth did you come to that conclusion?

>>724972758
It’s not nearly as bleak and cynical as Invincible. Nowhere close.

>>724972771
Don't say those sorts of things about Chase.

>>724972819
Because it looks like the exact same style as Invincible. Figured they could've hired the animation studio or something.

>>724972771
>allegedly voiced by Matt Mercer
Has he spoken even once so far? Is ep 5 and 6 gonna be the time we hear him?

>>724972771
fuck Shroud's daughter.

>>724972880
Episode 5 and 6 look like more filler, so I doubt we’ll hear him speak until 7&8

>>724971380
>Damn I was supposed to kill that guy, bad luck.
>oh well

>>724972847
This. Dispatch is more like a sincere version of The Boys or Venture Bros, it's about corporate superheroes. Invincible is about government sponsored superheroes.

>>724972847
I just meant visually, it's pretty similar. You're right about the tone, it's much more lighthearted and funny.

we won

waterGODS

>>724972526
thats 3 times more than the MOBA genre

>>724972864
Those are 3D models in a pre-rendered cutscene.

>>724972525
Supercuck

>rescues you
>takes you to the bar for drinks, its basically a date
>flirt all night long
>takes you on a romantic, scenic flight
>takes off your mask
>cradles and strokes your face
>stares lovingly into your eyes
>you kiss her
>SORRY ERM did i give off like the wrong vibes or something? Gosh so soooorrry <3 I'm just here to hire you...I'll be you new boss if you want....
>doesn't tell you she has a fucking boyfriend
>immediately breaks up with that boyfriend when you find out he exists, LITERALLY the same day
>demotes him at work and makes him your subordinate
I have my own thoughts about Phenomoman being a shit boyfriend, though he couldn't really help it, but holy shit dude. I really want to like her more than Invisigal since Mandy does appeal to me more, but it's hard to get over this premise.

>>724972971
Even though that comparison comes the closest, I still don’t think it does it justice. The supers in The Boys are just there to sell shit, SDN actually does hero work

>>724973041
I am absolutely baffled.

>>724973041
WATERGODS RISE UP

>>724972235
>I always see movies alone
>I miss snacks and popcorn
Buddy she IS telling you what she wants.

>>724972971
I would actually just compare it Venture Bros. I can only see some resemblance to The Boys.

>>724973041
Sun status: Eclipsed

>>724972916
>gets his daughter to put his sworn enemy in a coma for 4 months
>pulls strings so she ends up reporting to robert at work knowing robert's a big enough simp to fall for her
>all so he could have grandchildren
diabolical, shroud is a true mastermind

>>724972916
Wait she dyed her hair purple? I thought it was a weird shade of stylized black.

God invisifags are fucking buckbroken

>>724972771
there must always be a shroud so be careful, just like there must always be a mecha man

>>724968202
Neither is half this catalog

>>724973041
Genuinely a harder decision than whether to fire sonar or moistcritical

>>724973041
Based, this little nigga is gonna save the city.

>>724973213
Only one man can remove the SHROUD looking over this city

If you put bb's necklace on invisigal, would she become a tall muscular blond white woman? She would turn into Sue Storm.

>>724972971
Dispatch is The incredibles, not invincible or the boys, the incredibles but with more swearing and arguably more sex (elastigirl is the best)

>>724973160
The Boys (comic, at least) was a lot more mean-spirited towards superhero and the american's industrial security complex.

This is just a feel good story that could probably takes place in the regular Marvel Universe if they had gotten the licence for it

Which of our lads is gonna be the one to kill this faggot?

>>724973347
The Incredibles doesn't have any of the corporate office politics, it has heroes underground. Different concept.

>>724972924
my guess is episode 5 will clear up the red circle gang
episode 6 will start dealing with shroud

>>724973148
No, she's doing femoid shit. I like straightforward women, first come first serve, and Invisigal lost that race.

>>724973084
>>724972971
It's closest in line with the Incredibles. The mix of 50's tech and style but clearly being set in modern day gives it away

>>724973041
THIS IS NOT DISCO.

>>724967958 (OP)
Seriously?
They've literally been allowing e-celeb threads and political threads the past month.
What is happening?

>>724973083
She cute tho.

>>724973386
Flambae.
He's got the perfect counter power and it will cement his redemption arc if he kills the ultimate obnoxious dickhead

>>724973386
If I can't do it as Mecha Man, I'd definitely let my MVP Flambae do it, if possible.

>>724973386
WaterGAWD's power quite literally cancels Toxic's out.

>>724973295
It's funny how all the promotion material made Robert seem like a retard while in game he's not only great, but probably the only true hero in that fucking city.

>>724973478
Combine this with her comic, BB is actually fantasizing about what it'd feel like to chill on Robert's shoulder after a day of Hero work.

>>724973386
I'll let his ex-girlfriend Invisibitch do it.

>>724973436
Strong possibility that this was just a power tripping janny who hates the game

>>724967958 (OP)
Your brown tranny definitely is

>>724973083
>>demotes him at work
didn't he literally get kicked out of wherever he was before

>>724973386
was his penis really necessary to be in my face? I even lost some QTEs because of it.

>>724973386
>>724973479
>>724973506
definatly flambae.
Toxic will call him a flaming faggot thinking hes a macho only for flambae to laugh at him and light his fuming toxic ass on fire

>>724973519
I think that’s gonna be the deal. Whoever you picked as replacement will beat Toxic to prove themselves

>>724973386
Water boy would rape him. I think the next best would be Flambae.

>>724973436
god forbid we actually discuss videogames here

>>724973542
Would have been cute. Maybe she should have told Rob about that. Too late now.

>>724973386
My trump card, my main man, my closer from another brother : Punch-Up

>>724973052
I've only ever seen screenshots on /v/ lol

>>724973679
>melts Punchups arms

>>724973386
My nigga Flambae is gonna wreck this faggot.

>>724973204
Its naturally purple

>>724973623
Yeah, that's my reasoning too. Phenomoman is just OP enough to do it, but Waterboy's power also could be used to just get him. In both cases it would seem like the perfect way to crescendo their coming-on-the-up arc, Phenomoman getting his groove back or Waterboy beating his first real super villain.

>>724972864
Not a hundred percent sure but I thought it looked pretty similar in design to the old Telltale, but without cell shading and in animation rather than character models.

>>724973386
That's not even a question. My bro Flambae's gonna burn Toxic's little dick off.

we must be better mecha men

>>724973386
Murder is bad, Robert will put him into an easily escapable cell, guarded by one guy with a police baton and a glock.

>uwaaah my power is a villain power that means it's fate that it can't be used for anything good
fucking this again?
MHA tried to do this shit and it was stupid there too.

>>724973735
>Can't be injured

>>724973736
>no missing tooth
anon you tried to kill him

>>724973860
And it's immediately called out on in the same scene. She's just whining.

>>724967958 (OP)
Is Invisigirl the cutest Italian in vidya?

>>724973860
Was the response
>that's fucking stupid, stop being stupid
there too?

>>724973386
No way, Toxicboi is going to be reformed along with everyone else.

>>724973675
Not him but I didn't need the comic to notice BB just wants some normalcy in her life. It was pretty clear during the date, she doesn't want her superhero life to engulf her entire life. She's more than BB, she's a woman, with normal female needs that no one is satisfying or paying attention to.

Just my take tho, I haven't read the comics.

>>724973860
This is made silly by Invisigal using her powers for good for two days now.
In my game, she said it 2 minutes after saving a guy from an assassin by becoming invisible and disarming him.

>>724970107
you don't like the creator of the god of war cookbook as a VA??

>>724973860
Especially when she has something as innocuous as invisibility. Like I get someone like Toxic is going to get weird looks no matter what but come on.

>>724973921
Okay, what is she, exactly? People are telling me she's:

>italian
>la goblina
>filipina
>thai
>just tanned white woman
>spanish

>>724973860
The person who says it melts under a crumb of positive reinforcement. The writers are very much aware that it's a cope of an underachiever.

>>724973931
No, you don’t get to talk shit about Robert’s dad the way he did and get away with it

>>724967958 (OP)
It shouldn't be allowed because it has Youtubers as voice actors.

I just realized why I hate Dispatch so much. Never been in one of these threads, just seen a few million of them through scrolling page 0. It's because the people that made this also made The Walking Dead and that was a really gay infestation of /v/. Carry on and enjoy your movie game, faggots

>>724973601
He always worked at sdn, Blonde Blazer is ambiguous about what exactly was happening with him, but if you read between the lines of her dialogue, she was the one who made the decision to do that as the de facto manager of the hero team composition, then she prompted Robert to accept him into the Phoenixes.

>>724974005
She's clearly Mediterranean. So white plus spice

>>724974005
From the concept art, she's clearly intended to be some sort of asian

>>724973872
That banner doesn't show but he's actually toothless

comics rip where

>>724974005
we just don't know, but her VA is filipina

>>724974005
These are like the arguments where people try to figure out what race Clementine is

>>724967958 (OP)
>Talk about video games is against the rules now apparently
Always has been. /vg/ is for video games, /v/ is for the mods discord buddies to raid endlessly.

Now that I think about it.
I think BB probably never takes off her necklace when she's with P-man.
Can't get drunk, can't chill, can't be herself

No wonder she immediately turned back when she did the dinner date.

>>724973860
Surely you called her a fucking faggot, right?

>>724974005
Laotian

>>724974041
What if Blazer persuaded Robert to reconsider? I mean persuaded very hard, if you follow me.

>>724972051
Honestly it’s just the better date.

>>724974109
Invisigal was originally voiced by Erin Yvette though (and Bailey voiced BB) but they switched characters for some reason. Maybe Erin didn't feel comfortable to do the sex noises? lol

>>724973083
She didn’t demote him, he started acting like a retard and tweaking out on the job (which he is always on because it’s all he cares about).

>I want to fuck Invisigirl
>I want to fuck BB
>BB is a whore that will cheat on you
>I want to fuck Phenoman
Boom, that's the discussion.

>>724974159
invisigal does not have d cup tits

>>724974159
3dpd

>>724974294
Is Laura Bailey, dare I say it, a SLUT?

>>724971371
>some of them are not.
the midget and hellgirl?

>>724974159
disgusting 3dpd attentionwhore

>>724974269
I can just imagine...

>>724974294
They switched 'cause the director (friends with Erin) didn't believe her being edgy and called her a nerd

>>724974269
Robert doesn’t fuck around when it comes to two things: hero work, and avenging his dad

>>724974321
you should check the bi daily gacha thread

>>724973601
>BB's job is to manage the hero teams and their rosters
>he works for the same company
>"Uh...he uh....isn't on his old team anymore, can I put him on yours?"
Anon, she was sidestepping the elephant in the room, but was effectively saying she kicked him off his old team and thinks he'd be better in his current state in Robert's team where his bad PR will hurt the company less. This is also why Robert has an option to mildly criticize her for doing that.
>>724973083
They were never going to last, he was only really interested in Blonde Blazer, not Mandy.

>>724974159
yeah 3DPD and all that but its still much better than the goblin on the left, at least the 3DPD has female features and proportions, unlike the thing on the left

>>724974356
I don't find the midget to be that bad, but yeah the demon chick sucks pretty bad. Prism is annoying too, but I don't know that's so much the voice actor as much as she's just supposed to be an obnoxiously ghetto black woman.

>>724974159
off-model trash

>>724974329
she will after our 5th kid (Robert Robertson the 8th)

>>724974414
But Toxic just talked shit, he didn't kill his dad.

>>724974351
She's no Michelle Ruff but I love Laura Bailey.

>>724974368
Yeah, without hearing it I guess I have a hard time believing Erin can sound like a tough chick. Would be nice to hear some of her Invisigal voice if there are any recordings.

>>724974431
Every single gacha thread is focused on its deep lore, engaging storyline, and challenging but rewarding gameplay.

>>724974467
>have 5 kids
>name them all Robert Robertson
jej

>>724974502
Then he needs to get out of the way

>>724973872
He controls the fire and the flame and his skin does not burn.

>>724974450
The only reason I tolerate Prism is because Robert calls her every ratchet celebrity name he can think of, which was funny. Basically as close to calling her a nigger as he could get away with.
>>724974351
Always was tbdesu

>>724974569
Robert Robertson IV
Robert Robertson V
Robert Robertson VI
Robert Robertson VII
And of course Roberta Robertson I

Why did she do it?

>>724974552
She could do edgy pretty well as Scylla, but that mostly worked with the schizo contrast she had

>>724974440
invisigal's in-game proportions are hotter than the cosplayer's proportions

>>724974071
>>724974436
right, I guess I just wasn't paying attention
my perception of movie games is so low that I keep thinking they can't be nuanced

>>724973083
Anon he was wrecking cars and considering destroying the planet after getting dumped, if anything she was pretty lenient

>>724974651
she says why in that very scene

>*appears out of nowhere while you're shirtless in your bathroom and starts staring daggers at you*
how do you respond?

Why is every Laura Bailey character either
>Really horny
>Really bitchy
>Both

>>724974005
>just tanned white woman
You already listed italian

>>724974569
He's actually George Foreman.

>>724974662
lol nigga u gay

>>724974351
She did improv that Critical Role bit about her character blowing her friend's character in the bathtub, apropos of nothing

>>724974552
I don't love her, she's an annoying retard with libshit opinions, but I would probably have sex with her
>>724974569
>Robert Robertson the 4th
>Robert Jr.
>Robert Minor
>Robert the Lesser

>>724974654
Haven't played Hades yet. Got it installed but never seem to get around to it. Any time though.

>>724974708
"Can I help you?"

>>724974651
trying not to look at the scars that she's directly responsible for because she's starting to feel bad about it

>>724974569
What if they had a daughter?

>>724974819
I'm willing to bet 90% of those scars were unrelated. Some of them look like they had to be from a certain kind of supervillian, like the clearly monster claws across his back.

>>724974879
see >>724974642

>>724974879
Roberta Robertson
duh

>>724974651
Check the mirror's reflection

>>724974708
Why is she so fucking weak. She has no powers other than invisibility and doesn't even carry a gun.

>>724974879
Bobbi

>>724974819
Robbie's been doing this superhero shit for a long time. Probably not even one of those scars are from the fight with Toxic or the bomb.

>>724974005
She's the same race as Yoruichi

>>724974819
those are old scars, you don't get scratch marks from an explosion
>>724974970
or a baton

>>724974651
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

>>724974915
What if we named her after the mother?
Courtney Robertson the II

>>724974689
after getting cucked*
She was being lenient because of that.
>>724974683
There are a lot of things to criticize Dispatch for, but honestly, it did impress me with some of its character writing. More of that and less of redditbait like Malevola or Prism would be great.

>>724974936
byuwaahahaha

>>724973386
His superhero name when he eventually joins the Phoenix Program: Anathema.

>>724974936
He also catches it when she's checking out his nipples during the change scene in episode 2

>>724974651
>NOTICE
>VISCOUS
>DISCHARGES
>DOWN
>THIS
>DRAIN

>>724974725
Serana was a horny character?

>Chinese food: Ordered
>Beers: Opened
>Europa Universalis 5: Running
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWyJEhMHFdM : Playing

Yup, time to be literally him

>>724975036
>There are a lot of things to criticize Dispatch for,
Name 3.

Toxic can not become a hero, his cock is always out. Think of the children

>>724974970
She's aggressively Californian.

>>724975036
She dumps him even Triple R doesn't kiss her and he admits that Bobby had nothing to do with their relationship fraying.

>>724975158
i already had the song on massive repeat, imagine my surprise when i hear it in the game

>>724974725
Lt. Boyd is neither and still her best role even though no one remembers her.

>>724975178
Just call him "Pride Parade"

>>724975174
whos the granny?

>>724975010
Don't worry about it, Waterboy.

>>724975192
She could carry a semi-auto with no pistol grip and a 10-round magazine.

>>724975178
Royd will jiggamajig him special pants.

>>724968639
had girl like that once god her tits where so fucking nice

She’s the type of girl to bully you for your physical features as a way to hide the fact that she’s immensely attracted to your physical features

The coupe comic was nice(outside of the dot gradient thing I forgot the name of), but the other two had shitty tumblr artstyles.

>>724975350
wonder why

I just want to say that I'm happy for you guys to be getting episodes on a weekly basis. A little salty, but mostly happy.
I hope you guys have fun tomorrow, and no matter how much it makes shitposters seethe, never stop enjoying your threads.

>>724975247
My wife

>>724975447
she cute

>>724975136
and when she appears in the suit room after he and Royd are done testing. she's eyefucking him that whole episode.

>Omni-Man got on Blazer's nerves because he insisted she always be in her superpowered amazon form
omg he's literally me

>>724975174
Love them both.

>>724975536
Negative standards.

>>724975160
>the asthmatic whose super powers rely on being able to hold her breath is also a smoker, there are many inconsistencies in the game which stands out in what is basically a dating sim vn
>quirky reddit chungus humor and tasteless cursin. ]this greatly harms the character writing even in scenes where it would be good
>occasional dabs of mandatory wokeslop, this also hurts the game's writing when it happens
>the actual gameplay suffers from a lack of actual consequences, there effectively isn't anything stopping the player from just fucking around instead of actually playing the hero dispach sections seriously and this in fact creates a sense of ludo-narrative dissonance if the player does well when Episode 3 rolls around

>>724975518
Deltarune episodes are about ten times bigger than Dispatch and contain a hundred times more gameplay, so don't be jelly

>>724975601
>now be a good boy and impregnate my invisible foul-mouthed daughter

>>724975198
>she said it didn't have anything to do with the thing that it very clearly did
>also even if it didn't it doesn't matter that she cheated on him okay?
nigga....

I'll be wageslaving when the episode drops. fuck my life

>>724975673
Not to mention Toby deliberately encourages schizo theories, where as this is far more likely to just not explore any of the foreshadowing at all.

>>724975663
>>the asthmatic whose super powers rely on being able to hold her breath is also a smoker, there are many inconsistencies in the game which stands out in what is basically a dating sim vn
how is this something worth criticizing?

>>724975518
Thank you, doctor.
I hope you get chapter 5 before july.

>>724975198
My brother in Christ even if they don't kiss, that was still absolutely a date and what foids would classify as "emotional cheating". If you go to the club and get drunk as shit with a cute girl there and start feeling her up and making fuck me eyes at her, but you don't fuck or kiss or anything and go your seperate ways, your girlfriend would still call you a cheater if she found out you did it. She cheated, she knows she cheated and feels bad about it.

>>724975760
It'll make it an authentic experience. Makes you really feel like Robert.

>>724975673
Not jelly, but I imagine it must be nice to at least know when it's coming.

>>724975897
The lesser of the two ebonies.

>>724975836
>and feels bad about it.

>>724971823
Couldn't you just rip the audio from the Catbox'd video?

>>724975836
Yeah if she wanted things to be professional, then wtf was she thinking by slowly caressing Robert’s cheek while giving him bedroom eyes?

>>724975897
she's cute.

>>724975726
>>she said it didn't have anything to do with the thing that it very clearly did
He said that, not her.

>>also even if it didn't it doesn't matter that she cheated on him okay?
They still break up even if you don't kiss her and the comic confirms she was planning it before she even met Beto.

>>724975931
fuck that
Prism is the hottest member of Z shift
she just has an obnoxious voice and attitude

>>724975748
I wish Soldier Boy was in a better show.

>>724975760
In how many hours does it drop? I think it was after work for me last week but I hadn't actually bought the game yet, was just gaining interest so not sure I'm remembering right

>>724975178
It's LA, they're used to seeing adult men naked.

>>724975829
>why is bad writing that comes up multiple times worth criticizing? STOBBIT

>>724976001
He may be, they're making a spin off about him, and I think the kike Kripke won't be involved with it.

>>724975959
Robert jas "bland as fuck anime MC" aura.

>>724968157
The phrase "mecha bitch" in his voice is permanently engraved, dude sounds so fucking dumb

>>724976068
Really? I might actually watch it then.

>>724976017
probably like 20 or 21 hours until it drops

>>724976082
Bland anime MCs are socially awkward and get nosebleeds when around women. Robert is a Chad.

>>724975663
>>the asthmatic whose super powers rely on being able to hold her breath is also a smoker,
so?
>>occasional dabs of mandatory wokeslop, this also hurts the game's writing when it happens
Never happened, in fact I detected a lot of micro agressions and racist jokes. Which is the opposite of wokeslop.
>>the actual gameplay suffers from a lack of actual consequences, there effectively isn't anything stopping the player from just fucking around instead of actually playing the hero dispach sections seriously and this in fact creates a sense of ludo-narrative dissonance if the player does well when Episode 3 rolls around
Incorrect, I cleared all missions in episode 3. I didn't feel any "ludo-narrative dissonance", because it was a fucking shitshow, Robert was right on calling them out. If that shift continued eventually I would make a mistake and fail a mission. I cleared some of those missions with a measly 30% success rate since the hero more fit for the mission got sabotaged mid-way.

>>724976119
There's no guarantee there won't be someone even worse than Kripke. Stormfront will be in the same show, so they're absolutely going to be shoving in le social commentary.

>>724976141
Robert got a nosebleed around Invisigal

>>724976068
I think they’re just gonna use it to justify that out of place line where gay nigga calls him a racist

>>724976245
She looks better with the Afro

>>724976245
Look at this dude...

>>724976141
He just gives slightly sarcastic comments to anything everybody says.

>>724975829
because it never gets addressed and makes invisimutt look fucking retarded when she whips out her rescue inhaler after holding her breath for a while
it also shows that the retards writing the game dont understand what asthma is or why ciggies are bad for them

>>724968846
This shit has more videogaming in than over half of Telltale's catalog.

>>724976192
Understandably so. He's really smitten.

>>724976000
I dunno, I find malevola hot too, but her V.A. sucks, her attitude sucks at times, and she's a lesbo.
I like that she cares for sonar, at least.

>>724976245
black girls with afros...

>>724976313
Retard

>>724976154
>Never happened, in fact I detected a lot of micro agressions and racist jokes

Is this really the Best Buy Fight Club physique?

>>724976313
I didn't realize that detail was relevant to the plot that it NEEDED to be addressed.
Dude, she's a fucking criminal on suicide watch. You think she gives a fuck about a doctor's opinion on smoking and asthma?

>>724976424
I don't get the appeal.

>>724976245
>>724976424
Fuck black girls

>INTO BATTLE, MY TRUSTY, ROCKY, STEED!
>Yeah, alright.
>No, c'mon, I said: INTO BATTLE! You gotta get louder, man!
>Uhh... YEAAAH, ALLLRIIIGHT!?
>Eh, fuck it. Good enough. CHAAARGE!
>ALLLRIIIGHT!

>>724976442
He's not wrong, there's even a collage of them.

>>724976494
Why does she have Synergy with Golem of all people?

>>724969173
Kek

>>724973409
I thought I couldn't pick up on social cues, but now I see my tism isnt as bad as i thought. You need to experience how women speak I guess. And while yes i do prefer they be straight forward, they generally aren't. and the ones that aren't are made especially happy when the man actually uses telepathy with the energy made from their sheer testosterone, they love that shit mane. I love Invisigal.

>>724976154
>Incorrect, I cleared all missions in episode 3. I didn't feel any "ludo-narrative dissonance"
then you are a midwit who doesn't realize that it makes no sense for them to be rated as low on the leaderboard as they are if you've been 100%'ing every episode.

>>724976451
yeah

>>724976562
Can't beat the rock

>>724969240
There's only like, 2. Is golem spiritually niggerish or something?

>>724976245
Downgrade

>>724976656
He's jewish.

>>724976562
Everyone else there actually wanted to be a villain of some kind.
They both got made for it. She thinks she has "villain powers" and he was quite literally summoned into existence by an evil witch.

>>724976456
she'll care when she takes a few puffs, wheezes, falls over and has to be hauled off in an ambulance because she can't breathe from her capillaries swelling shut
smoking would immediately send her into an asthma attack, retard. that's why asthmatics have to be careful even around secondhand smoke.

>>724976017
19 bongs 24 bings

>>724976245
AWOOOOOGA HUMENENENENEN

>>724976607
Are you retarded? What the fuck does that have to do with the leaderboard?

You think after fucking up for 6 months straight, while every other dispatch teams consistently clears their mission, all it takes to rise from the leaderboard is TWO good shifts? Are you fucking insane?

They should continue to be deadlast until the literal end of the game.

>>724976651
poor guy

>>724976808
Visi doesn’t think, she just does

>>724976808
I doubt she cares nearly as much as you do buddy. She literally wanted to be sent back to prison in episode 4.

>>724976829
>two
Pay attention you stupid faggot. Every dispatch minigame takes place over the course of a week.

>>724976964
it was three, my bad.

>>724976934
Damn, he really is great value Clayface.

>>724976808
She received augmented lungs for allahu ackbar'ing Mecha Man.

>>724976829
you didn't play the game or just didn't pay attention to anything except the waifuslop.

>>724976313
>>724976456
>>724976808
Allegedly, according to the leaks, she was working with Shroud so he'd augment her lungs or her powers in some way so she could hold her breath longer or control it another way.
When she broke off from him after she accidentally'd a bomb, he took it back somehow, and left her worse for wear.
So, it might not even be real asthma, but super asthma made from a supervillain.

>>724977038
He's right.

>>724977060
This is incorrect. Shroud's augments seem to only apply to your powers. I don't think she's 'worse for wear', she was just getting worse to begin with before she worked for Shroud.

>>724976829
?????? Episode 2 established that the hero management sections take place over several days each time you do them dude, his point is that if sonar and coupe have been doing gangbusters all week, they shouldn't be at the bottom of the scoreboard, which i agree with
Coupe and Sonar were my most used heroes and had a high success rate, yet were tied with Invisigal at the bottom for no reason

>>724977064
He’s not right, BB says the leaderboard updates once a week

it feel like some of you are being retarded on purpose
i swear the dumb shit i read and the lack of reading comprehension you guys have is shocking

>>724976480
how about now

>>724977201
Oh, so you actually believe the score board should update automatically depending on who you're sending on the dispatch section among your teammates.

I get that, its stupid, but I get that.
>sonar and coupe were my most used heroes with the highest success
And even with that, they were at the bottom. It's not hard to picture that their scores were even worse before Robert arrived dude.

3 shifts are not going to make a difference.

>>724977302
Too light-skinned.

>>724977296
Some of us are just memeing

>>724973928
It basically was kek

>>724977302
Grease hair is gross, coal-looking nipples are also gross.

>>724974005
Tanned Okinawan.

>>724977064
There's a difference of 200 points between the Z-Team and the next hero
Big Chungus had 343
Flambae had 106, and that's by gaming the system by making fires himself.
>>724977279
Every hour

>>724977424
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>724977384
now?

>>724974005
why don't you just ask the AI? I don't get it...
chatGPGOD

an attractive figure cannot overcome unattractive face/hair/skin

>>724977517
>Flambae had 106, and that's by gaming the system by making fires himself.
kek based

>>724977384
I think we should address the allegations that Flambae goes around town starting fires and later puts them out to inflate his score

>>724977614
and terrible genes, some of those girls be balding yo
baldness aint attractive fr fr

What happened to ye olde mechasuit prime anyway?

>>724969761
Wannabe janny

Will Flambae address the allegations?

>>724977623
Sonar offering to help him do real estate scams with it was hilarious

.

>>724977698
Probably wrecked beyond repair, it had a building collapse on it. It looks completely different from the second suit.

>>724977769
The allegations are bullshit, the kid was 17.

>>724977883
how do you know what it looked like? be honest

>>724977960
They show it in episode 1.

>>724973186
More like
>Shroud is Robert's dad
>He's tired of this shit, doesn't want his son to "die in the suit"
>Find a young girl he think his son will like
>Make her blow up the mech so nobody will have to die in it anymore
>Force the girl to enroll into the phoenix program
>Pull some string so BB (a mechaman fangirl) will engage Robert
>???
>Grandchildren are assured

You know, I hope we get some info on Robert's mom, soon and why she wasn't around. Was Robert II a single dad?

>>724977883
True, I guess any parts that could've been repurposed were used in the Astral suit's construction like they're doing with the 3rd suit.

>>724978287
She 100% left him.

>I knew you'd fall for Blazer
>I knew you'd fall for Invisigal
>I knew you'd fall for both Blazer and Invisigal
>I knew you'd be friends with Invisigal
This motherfucker didn't predict shit.

>>724978062
We know he isn't because we were shown Shroud's real face in Episode 1.

>>724978438
And we know Shroud's power is predicting the future

>>724978424
Blud thinks he’s Admiral Thrawn

>>724978380
Did she really just dip on her orphaned son??

>>724973041
Based hydration enjoyer

>>724978424
>also Blonde > Brunette

>>724978516
Who knows. Maybe fucking female villains runs in the family.

>>724978247
>>724978247

>>724978424
He went to Lelouch's School of Strategy, he can basically read the script.

>>724978438
the betrayal happened behind closed doors. robert's dad could've betrayed shroud and taken his place. blowing up a mechsuit probably means a closed casket funeral.

>>724978558
That would be high kino actually

>>724978651
...no, nigger, we were shown his real face. With his mugshot from his arrest. And also Robert II's face. We know, factually, 100% that you are wrong.

>>724974005
Laotian

>>724978774
>Hi, I'm Invisibitch
>[looks her up and down]
>No you ain't, you're hungry for hero cock, ain't ya?

>>724975001
Hyperborean?

>>724978725
i'm just entertaining crackpot theories for fun you homo chill out

>>724979443
>I was just pretending to be retarded