Thread 725071320

Biggest bait banner of all time

Too soon?

>>725071320 (OP)
Generals belong on /vg/

>>725071461
Too soon.

>>725071461
When you slap nattie's butt

>>725071434
>>725071470
i hope someone smashes your skull with a hammer

>>725071320 (OP)
Please explain! The general is nothing but gaslighting and bad advice.

>>725071320 (OP)
yo

Janny, chop chop you know what to do.

>2/3
>4 times
Oh no

Don't care, I managed to save 30 Tickets, that plus the 100 pulls we are getting, basically guarantees a spark.

>>725071320 (OP)
Too soon
>>725072598
Worth 1 spark but thats it, riko is great to have but not must have, you can borrow her or use the MLB R version since her events is what makes her great

>>725071320 (OP)
That's not The Throne's Assemblage

>>725072947
>missed out on group A by a neck in the last race

>>725072806
NO, GOLDSHIP! YA BACKBONE CAN'T TAKE IT!

F2Poor here, do I roll Riko or keep saving for the Kitasan Black rerun? The rest of my cards are still shit and I haven't rolled since I started playing

>>725073359
That'd kind of hilarious, is it even possible to lose career mode anymore

Not sure if this is a whale or a reroller who got very lucky, spooky umas regardless.

>>725073598
Save for Kita rerun for sure, but it might be worth completing a Riko spark

>>725073598
Save for kitasan for sure

tranny thread

>>725073256
QRD on throne?

>>725073681
Looks like a turbowhale to me, good catch anon

>>725073256
love this DORK!

I have the only 9* pwr 6* sprint uma on the whole DB.

>>725071320 (OP)
I still don't think she'll be nearly as good as everyone claims

>>725074052
People said the MLB R card will be enough

>>725073681
i mean, you can see his decks right there and it's only a single MLB SSR.
still a worse WR than my random F2P Agnes Tachyon lol, no point tryharding in such an RNG game. i've seen any old shit without capped SPD and "not enough" STM win CMs.

still, insane daughters, good for him.

>>725073598
How lucky were you on the Kitasan banner? We're getting an SSR selector soon and an uncap item. Rice Shower has good stats for a Power card but if you have Creek, El is pretty comparable and Killer Tunes is getting buffed.

>>725073978
Post ID

>>725073978
I can find 4 in Chronogenesis

>>725073806
Very good group card at first and people were saying that it would become a staple for every career. People started rolling for it or using their rainbow crystal to get it to MLB, and like a month later they released the Grand Live friend support (apparently friend support becomes almost mandatory with this one) in the same banner with speed Tachyon along with 100 free pulls. And since group support and friend support don't work well together throne became useless.

>>725073978
Which one of these is you?

>>725073978
I'm trying to work on a 9* Dirt legacy so I can use my wife in the Dirt CM.
>El wins like 18 of the 20 G1s I put her in
>Dual Dirt, Dual Arima Kinen, Classic Triple, Spring Triple, Fall Triple
>Gives me a 1* Wit 2* Late Surger spark

>>725073359
>ultra S Urara
Maybe don't pretend retardation?

>>725074395
950358544963
>>725074432
I meant UmaDB, ill add mine to Chrono as well

>>725074590
Who are you trying to use?

>>725074590
I've fucking had it with the 1* wit sparks lately. Now that guts sparks don't even seem useless anymore of course I get wit every parent run.

>>725073721
>>725073731
Saving it is then
>>725074107
I started like a month late after launch so I missed it. The best cards I have right now are a 2LB Narita Taishin, 1LB Sweet Tosho and somehow the SSR seiun sky wit card that I don't even remember rolling for.

>2/5 x4
>doesn't proc gourmand and fucking dies on the last spurt
I'm tilted as fuck, give me the next cup green skills, I'm back to the Seiun/Vodka mines

>>725074590
I think that if you have S in that aptitude you have higher chance of getting it as a spark

>>725074792
>I'm back to the Seiun mines
Do we tell him?

Janny I'm outside your house. If you don't send these faggots to the shadow realm I'm gonna take a greasy shit at your front door.

>>725074873
Or runaway Suzuka is better? I want to try a late surger next patch to see if they teleport to the front with the right skills

>cygames bringing all these skill reworks early
>but not the ability to reroll sparks

Working on something for the clubs (for recruitings sake), did /v/mapyoi or Der/v/ or the others missing ever make a banner or flag

>>725074707
Someone with F in Dirt AND C in Mile, which is not ideal.

Even if it's just B league, I'm proud of my grils.

>>725074971
No one knows yet, but at least for lates they don't need Ryan's ult nearly as much

>>725075051
Der/v/ made a poster. I don't think /v/mapyoi made anything, same with Hotumaglue

Are you rolling? 7 and we all get her

Card gacha rates are so fucking bad, I doubt I'll even get spooked by a single SSR, much less one that isn't complete garbage

>>725075210
>no accel skills
Hmm

>>725075210
My carats are spoken for.

>>725075210
Ive never seen those two golds before, will she be any good?

>>725075258
The money goes to a good cause, trust me.

>>725075210
I only have 60k and I must get Manhattan Cafe so no.

>>725075258
>go to gametora
>go to gacha simulator
>do 100 rolls
Hopefully that lifts your spirits

>>725075051
>did /v/mapyoi or Der/v/ or the others missing ever make a banner or flag
i don't think so
>(for recruiting sake)
oy neigh is full right now btw

>>725075402
Based Cafebro.

MY FUARKING HEROES

>>725074705
Chrono doesn't need your consent

I was told S.Maru was going to be a menace.
I saw maybe 4 S.Maru in my 20 runs today.
Falcon was a bigger menace.

>>725075438
>oy neigh is full right now btw
Oh shit did you all get filled yesterday? Sounds good, I'll double check all info before posting

Danchou! Please don't disband der/v/. I'll farm more fans I promise

>>725075535
Unironically a great pull

>>725073631
Yes, not all career scenarios are easy. Project L'Arc is one of those and you get really good ace Umas out of it.

>>725075528
danchou recruited someone last thread. i'm pretty sure that aster got a new member too

>>725075210
Easiest banner skip since I installed the game

>>725075410
You stole my luck... At least I won't get all of those Wit SRs I pulled, right?

>>725075210
Dodged a bullet by 7 off!

>>725075210
I never roll for alts

>>725071320 (OP)
>bait
We literally get 100 free pull on it so how can it be bait? You get to spark for half off.

>>725075210
Sorry Fuku, but I need to save for Sex City's festival outfit and the Kitasan rerun.

>>725075210
I kinda want her but I can't justify rolling for an alt right now with buono coming

Are we getting the daily free 10 rolls tomorrow?

>>725075807
Once CM Round 2 Part 2 opens, yeah

>>725075051
Here's our banner.

>>725075807
Yup, around 20 hours from now, save your borrows

>>725075484
>Meanwhile I get 7 S.Marus in 5 races.
Matchmaking isn't fair...

I'd say there's a choice (You) need to make for day 2 of round 2 if you still need to aim for group A:
>go in within the hour of reset and avoid Unity Cup umas for the day but risk being ripped to shreds by whales
>build a usable Unity Cup ace fast and hope the competition hasn't done the same

>>725075848
>>725075872
Awesome. Then if the calculator is correct, I might be able to pity her banner AND have enough for Cafe later.

>>725075912
Based on my runs today luckshitting a great Unity Cup run or three is my only hope.

>>725075912
I qualified for A finals, I will slaughter the she-beasts of the sea

>>725075210
As tempting as this is, I'll skip. Her Fuku is much more cuter/lewder and I want to save for KB.

>>725075912
I think tomorrow will be the only time in which going in late is a bad idea. The fact that Aoharu drops tomorrow means people will most definitely make Aoharu aces for the finals.

Arigato gozaimashita!

>>725075912
I believe in shitters that believe in former and enter matchmaking while whales/stronger opponents are busy rebuilding their umas and then I'll job to them due to bad rng

>>725076036
If you luck shit a good Aoharu ace then you might be able to win.

>>725076042
>The Last Samurai... and her concubines

>>725076021
>master1200
I'd say "not looking good for Fukutards", but you're already at the rock bottom

Last day before you can fill it in anon!

>The emperor's struggle
>The emperor's gloom
>The emperor's anguish
>The emperor's suicide
k...

>>725076115
Those whales/stronger opponets have already made it to the finals and will probably just collect the day 2 carats before focusing on Aoharu

I'm cram studying for Unity cup tomorrow and trying to decide if I try to rework Swimsuit Maruzen or ditch her for a second Late or a replacement Pace, since I am not likely going to get groundwork in 6 rental Seiun Sky runs.
I am also cram studying for parent runs tonight for Unity and trying to figure out who I'm running for Virgo.

I wish this game was less of a wit game.

I’m going to fail the half anniversary missions because getting a 2* stamina spark is impossible.

>>725075165

Same here, anon. The fact one of the match they defeat is 2 Oguri and 2 Goldship made me more pround.

>>725076285
The whales aren't playing for the rewards, they are playing to see the screen that says WINNER

I feel like a LOT of people qualified today to A, have we finally become strong?

Why hasn't JPbro made the Aoharu guide? I need to crank these out as fast as possible, does anyone have any insight into the basics of Aoharu?

>>725076318
Dude you havea solid month.

>>725073359
legend races never change? even with all the scenario power creep, they just stay at B+ forever?

>>725076394
People convinced him to delay the guide a few days so that people could enjoy it lmao

>>725076394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APkHfnsP3y8

>>725076394
It isn't that hard
New mechanic with fireball. Same as Rainbow training.
Wit is really good now because more energy = more chances to fireball.
That's it.

SERIRU SAMA PLEASE SHARE US YOUR WISDOM

>>725076469
Fuck cygames for rushing us like this. I will just do round 2 with my old aces and go for the blind experience of the new scenario.

>>725076394
Charge the fireball symbol by training wit
Use the giga nigga fire training on the stat you need
repeat steps 1 and 2

>>725076389
I found the strength to get matched against opponents with multiple 0LB cards, yes.

>>725076550
Just qualify today and then do the races upon reset.

As much as I would like to remake my aces in Unity in a last ditch effort to make it to the Group A finals I'd much rather experience it blind than watch a guide on how to optimize a run in the scenario.
Gonna be another Group B final for me, as usual...

>>725076389
>strong
N
Definitely not me. Not after my first 15 races. I simply snuck into A finals with my final 5 races with a bit of good luck.

So proud of my team. Hope round 2's going well for everyone else.

>>725076394
https://gametora.com/umamusume/unity-cup
The gametora one is decent

>>725076389
FukuGODS decided to save their power and use it to sabotage Finals

>>725076659
I'm just gonna do my 3 borrow runs blind, see what happens and run my 20 races after.

>>725076394
Spic youtubers that played JP and CH scenarios are already making really good guides. One thing I realized is that most english youtubers are using the JP version of the game that has Aoharu buffs and can easily get insane stats, but the real deal is using the CH version that doesn't have the buffs and is the one we will actually get tomorrow.

>>725073397
you say that but i fucking hate it here
i hate whales anon
I HATE WHALES

>>725076394
He kind of already did Aoharu in his last EN video.
Still churning spreadsheets on the JP onsen scenario.

SHICHI IS MY QUEEN

>>725075051
banners are for fags
>but they're board culture
yeah, all boards are full of fags

>>725076842
Based, but unironically

>went 4-1 twice in round 2
Oh yeah baby coinflip finals incoming

>>725076659
I'm gonna learn it with non-borrows and save the borrows for when I have a slight idea of what to do. That carrot juice is gonna get pounded down.

>>725076842
It's just for easy recruiting desu neigh

>>725076943
How's a banner supposed to help recruiting?

>>725076930
callate puta

>>725075051
>We're totally not a general guys

>>725076808
go white girl go

MOOOOOOOOOOOOM
SPRINT FREAKS ARE LOSING AGAIN

>>725076808
I quite like gold shitty

Anyone else playing with a controller? These careers are hitting differently

Can someone explain the Riko card to me? What makes it good for Unity?

>>725076447
The daily and legend races are basically the same.

>>725077148
How would the game work with a controller

>>725077148
I'm playing in VR

>>725077169
Free energy
Free skill points

>>725077126
She's by far one of the Umas with the best personality.

>>725074971
great escape needs 1200 stamina minimum and 2 golds for fucking mile, but that with 1000 speed and skills and not even an S-tier Smaru can catch up.

>>725077126
imagine the hatesex

I was on holidays and did about 10 runs total in preparation for this CM LMAO

>>725077209
Move the mouse around with the analogue, kind of point and click feel. You can also use the L and R triggers to cycle through training

>>725076602
>>725076526
How many wit cards should I be using? I assume Creek/KB is mandatory?

>>725077209
You can already use keyboard controls on pc

>>725077209
Very well

>>725077348
>no Fine Motion
Its over.

My Oguri really shit the bed today. I though she was pretty good but she let me down....

>>725077402
Kino

>>725077402
The touchscreen on the deck sucks dick. I'd rather just use my phone, tapping is faster than using the sticks.

What kind of dirt buffs will they do to make Forever Young the best horse in the game?

>>725076991
Well I mean, its an advertisement for all clubs so it's good if they stand out and look cool, it's supposed to be an image able to be reposted easily to answer all questions but I guess I can just not make it

>>725076769
Which one, naho?

>No luck with Leo
>No luck with the gacha
>No luck with borrows

>>725077436
My Oguri manages to sometimes win and snatch wins from my other ace without Shooting for Victory

I entered the waters at opening time and barely qualified for A finals, but I had to leave and only did 1 round, should I do the rest now or wait like 5 hours?

>>725077583
Do them now

>>725075210
Holding on 50k for Manhattan Cafe and XOguri.

>>725077583
Do it before the Unity Cup if you're not planning to spam it the second its up

>>725077516
Not to disregard your goodwill, but I'm sure clubs can advertize for themselves

THEY DID IT

>>725077759
>butt picker
you didn't actually win

>>725077808
Speaking of, which umas qualify as actually winning the race?

How is Biwa with the buffs and Guts balance?

>Trying to train some last minute aces
You're fucking with me, right?

>>725077704
Isn't that in like 20h? Honestly I'm getting so confused with the timeline for rounds + Aoharu, I'll have to redo an Ace so fast as well

>join casual /v/ club
>next couple of days
>club rank jump by 1k

>>725077808
>you didn't actually win
Sir, it says right there

>>725077881
>SAS

>SAVE THE ACADEMY
Can someone TLDR me what the hell is going on in the Unity Cup career that the academy need saving?

>>725077862
Bakushin
Anime McQueen
Haru Urara

>>725077896
Hey aren't you that NTR guy?
our FUARKING hero!

>>725077974
This but unironically

>>725077885
Yeah, no idea what that guy is talking about
>Round 2 part 1
You're here.
>Aoharu AND Round 2 part 2
>Finals
>Skill/uma buffs and guts rework

Which one makes a better parent?

>everyone will have buffed No Stopping Me! for Virgo Cup
I can't wait to see what a mess that cup will be

>>725077964
TRACEN ACADEMY IS UNDER ATTACK!

>>725077964
Mad woman past her expiration date wanted to stop trainer/uma marriage

>>725077964
Akikawa has to go overseas to do her fucking job for once
They get a corpro executive to fill in for her
She's a massive tryhard and brings the mood down everywhere she goes

>>725078045
Don't you have to be brocked for the skill to even trigger?

>>725078023
I swear to god if I lose to an Aoharu ace in the finals

>>725078038
Base, Alt will literally never activate and is a waste of points anyway

>>725077964
URA glowie mad at Tracen deports the director (you) have to take one for the team and give her the D

>>725078116
>front runner meta
uh... yeah... "brocked"

>>725078126
I'm sorry trainer-san but you know I had to do it to em

>>725077527
yes

I'm so glad I don't rely on borrows with the amount of times RNG fucks up my runs. Aoharu can't come soon enough

>>725078126
I don't know why people thought Aoharu dropped on the same day as the finals, but with a bit more than 24 hours to make new aces, you should expect a lot of people to have multiple Aoharu aces. We'll have to see if a shitty, poorly planned Aoharu ace can beat a good URA ace.

>>725078116
It's more generous than before but close.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/half-anni-balance-patch-skills

>>725078089
>>725078104
>>725078140
So the nofun faggotary, got it.

>>725078272
nigga you're just moving to different rng

>>725078139
Director bros...

Since the Smart Falcon card comes with Groundwork after the patch does that mean I can finally retire my shitty Vodka parent that out of 800 runs was the only one to end up with 9* Groundwork.

>>725078038
El condor Paizuri is extremely underrated, Victoria por plancha is good but considering the recent front runner changes it will be very hard to trigger if you're not a front, condors fury is another red shift tier accel skill

>>725078038
Monk Pasa is so shit and it makes me angry because the outfit is objectively better

>>725078337
The Vivlos guy said it was very simple to trigger

>>725078272
I finally have some decent 7* stam parents of my own so I'm glad to finally be free of this borrow hell

>>725078417
No because you won't want to be running smart falcon as a card.

>>725076320
Based

>>725078417
No, that card is only good for groundwork parent farming. A front ace will have much better cards to use instead of a 0LB Falcon.

>>725077741
Well the idea is that since I always see anons asking dumb questions ("do I need to apply with "/v/" in my name, are there quotas,what clubs are around, etc) and we're probably gonna get burnouts returning and newfags with the scenario, to make a simple guide for /v/ guides, but i guess ill let clubs do their thing

>>725078449
>objectively better
shit taste, the red coat is the best outfit in the game

>>725078370
Riko just needed some dick and lots of kisses during her youth.

>>725077964
why doesn't the director just call in her PMC to watch over things?

So who are (you) gonna train first in Aoharu?

>>725078594
Suzuka

Is asking them to fix the fucking fullscreen button breaking 7 out of 10 times and adding the dynamic camera angles to landscape mode really that unrealistic and hard? Will we really never get this?

>>725078594
Smart Falcon

>>725078594
My robowife

>>725078580
When the bubble burst, they had to disband the PMC. Too much money tied up in lawsuits after they broke another reporter's legs

I hate Fruitkitaru so much it's unreal, bros

>>725078594
Oguri
For the finals

>>725078594
I'll try to make an Ace Grass, then see how Suzuka works, hopefully people already figured out how to play giganiga style.

>>725078594
Taishin.
I WILL unleash her potential.

>>725078641
Small indie company
Now buy more rolls

>>725078594
Why Hayahide of course

>>725078594
Going to be rebuilding my TT teams, so probably Curren to start

>>725078703
Doesn't giganiga drop later with the balance patch?

>>725078594
Sekai Saikyou, Potentialuma and the shogun

>>725078580
Only Oguri retiring is a big enough event to call in the PMC.

>>725078594
Fatwa

>>725078594
Doto!

>>725078578
She seem like the type of woman that prioritize career over anything else. In a universe where Uma exist. This is asking to become a christmas cake and then complain about it.

how much money do you guys spend on these gacha games?

I'm going to enjoy watching the next CM where so many people bring a BIG NIGER suzuka but don't train stamina so she just immediately dies

>>725078594
Eishin Furashu

>>725078932
0

>>725078932
I spent 7$ and regret it

>>725078594
Rice Shower.

>>725078594
Creek. Her fat tits will help save the academy!

>>725078932
7 bucks every month for a daily currency pack. Most gachas have shit prices and doing what you can with what you have as a F2P is very rewarding, especially when you shit on a whale who made a worse horse girl than you with the best cards in the game.

>>725078932
spending money???
I think it's a no

>>725078932
0, will spend for V Bourbon though.

>>725078594
Gold City

>>725078936
People will only do that if YouTubers tell them to. The people here will be testing it to see if it's even worth using

>>725078932
bout tree fiddy

>>725078594
Oguri Cap to get a feel of the runs. I'm lucky enough to have base Maruzen and Taiki so I might naturally luckshit into a Leo ace. I'll also try to redo Ryan but my Ryan has been kind of ass, I don't know who to replace her with.

>>725078932
$15 a month at best. Usually pass style stuff or guaranteed rolls, never currency for raw rolling.

>>725078932
I bought all the discount big packs

>>725079039
She's not meta anymore though

>>725078932
$0, some whale will contribute enough for all of us.

>>725079068
Was BIG NIGER ever meta over regular front runners (such as smaru or valentines bourbon) on JP?

>>725079127
I don't care, she could be the worst unit in the game and id spark her from 0

>>725078932
the entirety of janny's pay

>>725079118
Fug... I've been paying for the monthly, but it is tempting to splurge on those and get the paid banners. I won't though. Maybe for 1st anniversary if I'm still playing.

>>725078932
I paid $15 for the paid half anni banner and got a dupe Rice Shower. Never again.

>>725078932
reasonably close to dolphin territory, but my account does NOT reflect the money I've put in, it's pitiful

>>725076156
Bicakes

>>725079079
Grass Wonder carried me and won me group A in the last CM, go with her.

>boss umas in aoharu have 800/800/800/700/500 stats
you WILL lose

>>725079206
I make good money and I spend a lot of time playing this game so why not. It's not like I am spending it on other stuff anyway. It is just sitting in my bank account.

>>725079217
We warned you. You could've saved those 15 bucks for the actual paid SELECTOR ticket in the 1st anniversary.

>>725079206
1st anni will be worth it because of the selectors that come with carats

I matched into a BNW team today
They lost the race but they won my respect.

>>725079263
>not even s rank in a single stat
roru, boss umas aren't really challenging until the french superbosses in L'arc scenario, and almond eye after that

>>725078932
>get $150 gift card after a work meeting
>can't use it to order stuff online
>multiple stores have declined it because they don't accept that card
>use it for play store credit
Didn't get shit from the paid rolls, ironically.

Don't mind me. Just putting some keywords so I can search this in the archive later: uma Banner timeline schedule future Christmas Oguri

https://uma.moe/timeline

>Biwa spook
Tell me she's good after the balances...

How long until Tosho drops? I have an IMMENSE need to correct this brat

>>725079383
Biwa? More like BiwhatthefuckwheretheythinkingdesigningTHISkit LMAO

>>725078932
$50 from existing credit and a gift card

>>725078932
$80 so far.

>>725079314
>full BNW
Based.
I saw a 13000 rating tickezo in a match. Very fierce.

>>725079378
you can bookmark it in your browser, dumbass

>>725078932
I spent like 15 bucks in monthly passes, i got close to 400 hours on the game
in comparison i bought MHWilds at full price and barely reached 30

>>725079378
Are you retarded?

>>725079314
If you replace Biwa with Nice Nature, you'll get NWF team

>>725079470
Not on my phone I don't

>>725073631
Some new uma career have jacked umas as opponent on objective races, like B on all stats with 5 gold skills and distance S

>>725079314
An anon is running full bnw here and qualified for finals A

>>725079516
>nice wealthy fatties

>>725079556
No way fag

>>725079383
She gets some good buffs actually, not meta probably but very usable

>>725079587
kek

>>725079249
Grass is unfortunately my dominator debuffer, and I don't have rudolf.

>>725079378
Wouldn't it be funny if Calstone Lights banner came a year to two ahead of schedule?

>>725079556
>>725079625
I'm actually retarded, you have to replace Biwa with Fuji

>>725079494
What they've done to my favorite series is a fucking crime and a disgrace, I will never forgive Crapcom

when the fuck will we get 1-click team trials and daily races? I'm not getting burnout or anything but these things are too tedious for no reason

>>725079650
I guess you can't go wrong with Vodka then.

>>725078774
funny that you think I'll be able to finish my ace in less than 2 weeks.

>One roll away from spark
>600 carats
Moments like these make you hate gacha the most. But I only have myself to blame for not being lucky enough

>>725075912
I won't bother building new aces with unity cup since the my umas already have Medium S/Max Speed and unity cup only gives you better wit.
I'll believe my luck will circumvent the lower Wit.

>>725079886
One single paid roll is 1 dollar bro

>>725079946
>no max power
>less skills
lol have fun losing, hope you match against me

>>725079886
It's alright, we don't blame you bwo

>>725079886
You should be able to make it you do know we still get 300 a day with the login bonus

>>725079886
>One roll away from spark
Swipe, not even in a condescending manner but it would be dumber to not spend 5 bucks

>>725079886
>One roll away from spark
>600 carats
But rolls are 150 carats?

>>725080023
>>725080121
I'm pretty sure he's saying he has 600 carats left

>>725080012
Sorry but my Oguri already have 900 with Turf S too. Good luck.

>>725079976
You can even sell steam cards if you're that fucked

>>725077964
YA GOT 28 UMA MARINES!
PULLIN UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS!
HELICOPTERS LANDIN!
TRACEN ACADEMY IS UNDER SIEGE! UNDER LOCKDOWN! UMA MARINES ARE GOING TO FUCK ACADEMY TRAINER BUTTS!

>>725078932
no money spent
but spilled some semen

>>725080294
Never ask Akikawa what happened to Venom Northern Taste.

Got lucky in the gacha simulator. I'll spark the Nice Nature Banner if this post ends in 7.

>>725080370
What could this possibly refer to?

>>725078932
Eh. Around 30 bucks. Would pay more if I felt pressed, but not on some baseless metafagging shit.

>>725080503
It's an embarrassing photo of her at the Christmas party

>>725079494
>i got close to 400 hours
which game do you play, anon?

>>725080294
realistically, what's stopping the director from using her PMC and her students to conquer all of japan? she has not only a military group but a school of girls who have superhuman strength, speed, and stamina

Are ya winning, torenas?

I do not know how or why she wins so much, but I am so grateful anyways. I will never criticize the way she picks her butt again.

>>725080610
She runs, Josh, that's what she does

>>725080503
Her race outfit.

Just beat a stupid whale

So I suppose an average deck will be
4 speed
1 stamina/pow
1 wit?

>>725080690
>should've trained wit

>>725073681
MLB kitasan gets the benefit of the doubt, but an MLB creek as well, no excuse that's an ultra whale.
>T.kitasan account reroller

I think I'm stuck in B finals
My S.Maru has all the skills but I was too lazy to get one with capped speed and S Medium and I'm paying for it now

>>725080121
I swiped. Nice Nature SSR better be meta for a long time

>>725080714
You forgot your Riko card

>>725080690
>2 MLB SSRs, 1 3LB SSR, 1 MLB SR
>Still can't hit max speed
HELLO?

>>725080771
I got 4 feed events before the Debut on Eishin Flash today.

>>725080690
Lmao

>>725080756
>MLB Creek
That's 3LB

>>725080603
I had horrible runs, but was able to get 3 wins and advance into A group somehow.

>>725080503
Her stethoscope

>>725080771
Just imagine how much those 2 jugs would grow

>>725080808
Summer Spe is a fucking bitch to train speed.

>>725080756
I have MLB Kitasan and MLB Creek without spending anything.
Rerolled for Kitasan and got her MLB and 1LB Creek, and then saved up for Creek's banner and got her to MLB as well.
I'm horse poor but support rich.

>>725080690
This legitimately infuriates me, imagine what the average trainer could do with this

>>725080690
>675 stamina
>can't even max spd
garbage trainer lmao

>>725080775
Yeah you're safe, you're gonna use her in pretty much every late surger

>>725080756
I saved currency not rolling for umas since the start of the game and was able to MLB Super Creek AND Tazuna in their banner (and a few SR) and I can assure you I am not a whale at all. Luck is like that sometimes.

>>725079439
woah, my dick is getting bigger and moving on its own?!

Magic is real!!

>>725079439
umabrat in dire need of correction

>>725080954
His roster is Wedding Mayano, Seiun and S.Maru. LuckCHAD reroller but lucklet whale is feasible.

>>725081153
Too young

Can it be the 26th already so I can get Halloween Creek and Rice Shower

How long must I wait?

>>725080784
3 speed
1 riko
1 wit
1 sta/pow

>>725080690
>I've been scraping together my aces as an absolute Kitalet
>meanwhile this is what 7 wit trainers are doing with whale decks
It's not fair.

>>725081072
Oh shit SSR Nature is actually good? I got a copy from the guarantee banner, is it usable at 0 copies?

So the new giganiga mechanic will basically drain your Stamina much faster right? Does this mean that Nature will fuck Suzuka twice as hard now?

>>725081290
LB1 is her powerspike.

I feel like shit right now. Can you guys post cute gifs of umas that are winning CM for you

>>725081290
It only really shines at MLB sadly.

>>725081232
You forgot your Urara card for Scenario Link Golden Skill

NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>725081317
>>725081329
ah that's a shame then

>>725081319
Anon ... I haven't won a CM since Taurus

>>725081351
That's our Goldshi!

>>725081369
I never won a CM (Well I won B Gemini but I don't count it).

>>725080738
>>725080739
>>725080808
>>725080830
>>725081013
>>725081025
>>725081239
She didn't even get top 3 lol

Fuck I really wanted Wit Nature to be able to make Lates by myself without depending on borrows, why did it have to come out so close to Riko?

>>725081369
You guys won CMs? Well I got A 2nd in the last one, surely this time I win...

>>725081231
You might wanna sit down for this, anon...

>>725081412
KEKICHOOPY

>>725081319
Here you go
>>725081412
Post her winrate

>don't wear headphones when playing mobile
>play with audio for the first time
Why does Taiki's voice kinda suck?

>biwa dupe and rice VILLAIN
what did you guys get from your free horse pulls

>>725081290
She gives on your left. The rest is minimal imo

>>725081392
couldn't be me

>>725081305
Probably not. Even with late surger savy Suzuka will be out of range of Neicha's debuffs most of the time if she doesn't run out of gas by herself.

>>725081412
With that stamina? I'm not surprised.

>>725081365
If you get 1 more copy of her she's a staple for late depending on your kita oe creek status using the selector on her isnt terrible, she'd be your fine motion

:D

>>725080919
I needed 5 speed cards to cap the speed of this fat retard

>>725081452
I got Eishin Flash and a Taishin dupe, I'm very happy with the outcome

>>725081514
My kita is at 0 and my creek is at a surprising 2 so unfortunately kita gets the priority on that

>>725081449
Not looking good for /v/ma

>>725081435
grim

>>725081560
You're better off MLBing Creek. A LB1/LB2 Kitasan is still shit, so you might as well just save for her rerun and aim to get her to LB3/MLB.

>>725078932
like $400+ so far I think

Now that Satono Diamond support is buffed, will she be a viable card for long?

>>725081449
This nigga gets it.

>>725081639
He can save his selector and item, its better to wait and see what he gets

>>725081337
I mean for aoharu retraining ace

>>725078932
A couple of grands, my club has a minimum spending rule

>2-3
Guess I'll be waiting a few more hours before I do my last two runs. Water's full of whales and metafags right now
At least I got to actually hunt a whale for once

air groove is such a kAIRen

>>725081765
And here I thought the 1 dollar per day quota in /v/mapyoi was bad

>>725081783
Rudolf is such a POOdofl

>>725081779
Congrats. Post the whale!

>>725081449
>>725081693
FAGGOTS

>>725080587
She needs the okay from the Syndicate.

>>725081452
Absolutely fucking nothing, I refuse to believe so many of you guys got 3 stars out of this shit while I only got 1 star trash from this one and the Smart Falcon free pulls, not even a single Tachyon at least

>>725081901
you need to spend so they buff your accounts luck

>>725081452
I got Curren

>>725081825
Damn /v/mapyoi is only a dollar? You don't wanna know what they're milking us for over in /v/ma...

>>725081449
It's endearing as fuck. You should watch the convo between her and Pearl

>>725081779
does waiting actually matter? I always assumed registering adds you to a giant pool of players the game matches you from so the time you play doesn't matter at all?

>>725081447
You can check opp's uma winrates? I didn't know that. Too bad I already claimed the reward for that round.

>>725081765
>my club has a minimum spending rule
Do whales really

>went all in on cancer trying to make a frontrunner for weeks
>group B finals
>throw shit on the wall once every few days for leo playing other games while reusing my taurus champ who was also a result of throwing shit on the wall once every few days
>group A finals
I don't know what I'm supposed to learn or take away from this

>>725075410
Goddamn.

That simulator really is a sobering reminder of just how shit the rates in this game are. Pulling NN to Spark and I got one copy of her, months and months of saving for basically nothing.

I have this tiny vain hope that the Kitasan banner will redeem my account a little, but after that I'm thinking yeah, I'll probably just get me a useless 1LB Kitasan and I'll be continuing to borrow her

>>725081964
Yeah, but I don't remember how if I have to explain

>>725082116
post skills and deck

>>725082116
How the fuck is that not getting gassed?

I note every CM races and I just realized what I wrote.

>>725082041
This is the only game I'm thoroughly enjoying. Before this I was just dicking around in shmups and fighting games which got boring. My only complaint is that the model boobs aren't bigger

>>725082184
Wit lower stamina usage

>>725082184
I think wit does help with stamina consumption, just not as drastic as guts does

>>725081859
Is it just called engrish when japs are doing their larping as a westerner accent that has an accent while they're speaking Japanese?

>>725081985
>Being poor
About to get my second plat and you can't stop me

>Doing Fukutaru parent runs again since there's nothing else to do
>Tab out to post
>NEGATIVE EFFECT AQUIRED.MP3
>DOOR SLAM.WAV
>MULTIPLE NEGATIVE EFFECTS.FLAC
>Grunts and moans like she's being fucked, literally, but she's just reading her horoscope
MAKE IT STOP
>>725082156

>>725081543
I think I also used 5. She just sucks at building Speed.

>>725082116
I found it. You need to click details on the twinkle issues. Too bad I missed checking it before.

>>725082307
I guess Umamusume really is a wit game.

>>725081543
How? Isn't 4 enough for 99% of runners

made it into A finals and i barely play this shit anymore.

>>725082375
That's if you use MLB Kitasan Black, but I borrowed MLB Super Creek and it was enough to reach 800+ stamina

>>725082371
She still lost lmao

>>725081847
Might've been two different whales at once, actually. I've already forgotten whether these two screencaps were from the same match but judging by the timestamps I think they were
Usually when I check my opponents' decks they're about the same quality as my own F2P deck (or worse), so I was surprised to see genuine whales in the wild today

>>725082457
What comp did you use?

>>725082473
Ok? One race?
She still has a fucking 70% winrate which is insane.

>>725082538
s maru, nature and brian
focused entirely on s maru. my nature is from taurus and I like brian so I did lots of runs when she first released.

>>725082043
That Fukitards are right and it's better to have luck than skill

>>725082534
Nice catch! I might have to train a Rudolf for the finals...

>>725082604
>One race?
She failed to reach top 3 thrice and placed second 5 times, actually

>>725082375
If you have 0% Speed growth and 0% Luck growth and bad cards and lackluster parents you may need 5. I went with 5 in Cancer for one of my girls since I couldn't use my best power card because I was training her.

>>725080880
>>725080815
>literally my first Taiki run ever, not really a serious run
>becomes my 4th A+ uma
>FIVE feeder events
Heh, must because I'm a /v/ma toreina!

Does Unity drop with cm or with the reset?

>>725082920
it drops with the CM and the banner

>>725082920
Drops tomorrow

Found another whale and win against her S.Maru with Oguri+Double Dominator.
Day 2 has a lot of S.Maru and I can say that my comp works wonders against her. Dominators help Oguri overtake, or even help Grass/Rudolf to activate their Pump.
The best scenario is when Grass/Rudolf take 5th and 6th, one of them activates Pump & Dominator, then the 5th uma get 6th and also activate Pump & Dominator. Easy win against anything.

>>725082902
>Uncapped speed
Not looking good! You shouldn't have mentioned you're in /v/ma, btw, danchou is on your case now

>>725082982
Post your Rudolf skill and deck.
Hell, Grass too.

>>725080771
>Taiki keeps feeding Tachyon

>>725083036
This was just the test run. We'll bring out her full potential with the new scenario

>>725082671
Here's mine for reference.
She's not particularly good (only 20% winrate), but I gave up on trying to refine my aces once it was confirmed Unity Cup would be dropping mid-CM and this is the best I'd managed by then
Will definitely be remaking her first tomorrow, especially since I finally made a decent parent Ryan the other day. I look forward to seeing what an end closer with both Flowery Maneuver AND Pump can do

>>725083098
Test run means you also failed to meet the fan quota! Yup-yup, one open slot in /v/ma if anyone wants to join!

How do I avoid this attack?

>>725083169
On my way!

>>725083169
Errrr uhhhh well, you see...milers have less fans and uhh....I think I hear my moms calling - gotta jet!

>roll on paid uma banner
>get a dupe
I want my money back.

>>725083246
Who was it?

>>725082902
How do you fags get so many skills? Is it just whaling for supports that allows you to run enough extra races for the skill points?

>>725083246
The paid ones really shouldn't be giving dupes. I'd pay for it then.

>>725083042
The sparks are 15* Stam 3*Pow for Grass. 14*Stam 2*Pow for Rudolf.
I think you can get better stats, or get Rudolf another accel, but I want to get End A on Rudolf and I didn't have any Taiki/Maru parents with End sparks.

>>725083289
I borrowed MLB Tazuna. Normally I can't buy that many skills, didn't even do that many races

>>725083225
tech the throw and rape

Will a suzuka parent be able to pass on runaway to other front runners? (Like summer maru)

>>725082982
>>725083324
Wait, Dominator worked on a high wit targt... did we get gaslit again?

>>725083405
No lmao

Its Teio Thursday!

>>725083405
Nope

>>725083341
>tech the thro-- AIEEEEEEEEE NATIE SAMAAAAA

>>725083420
Let me be honest. I don't know who the fuck spread the information that Wit can tank debuffs. The docs didn't even have that info (and I never know that when playing JP version).

>>725083286
Maruzenky. And I already had her at 4 stars.

Lates need Red Shift right?

>>725083420
I've been telling you this for days now

>>725081831
>Itadakimasu

>>725083405
It's a Gold skill so no. It doesn't even have a white version.

>>725083493
Everyone does. Although fronts don't usually have skill points to spare.

You DO have a Taurus Bronze badge, right?

>>725081907
>>725083529

>>725083529
Grass no!

>>725083493
Either Red Shift or Shooting. It helps a lot when your Lates/Ends are witrolling too much and be in front before the late race, or just another accel after you PUMP.

>>725083570
>>725083589
OH SHIT NEW CHAPTER?

>>725083420
I really dont know where the gaslight came from but it was ALWAYS fake and gay

Should I skip kitasan banner? Or pull it and use uncap on something else?
I got 22k+30 tickets now. Not sure what to do with all those balance changes and shits.

>>725083420
>>725083487
>>725083519
>>725083649
>This thread gaslit me into thinking debuffs don't work on targets with higher wit than your debuffer

>>725083574
I have Taurus plat

Dominator never hits my front runner with 1200 wit. You just have to set her as end closer retards

>>725083625
That's an old standalone piece, I believe.

>>725083591
Spe chan!

If you don't have this then lower your voice when talking to me.

>>725083707
>he STILL hasn't told his danchou "wuv you.."

bwos...

>>725083859
No one in my club has used that sticker yet, it's for faggots and e-girl xitter clubs

>>725083225
Why do they keep coming into your house?

>>725083706
You might want to roll for Fine Motion rerun, she will become relevant for a long time, or Fuku speed to have easier time in MANT.

>>725083859
Your club memebers even talk to each other?

>>725083589
The more time goes on, the more I want Agnes Digital

>>725083928
>/v/ma is actually an e-girl xitter club
Nyo..

>>725083963
>Fuku speed
Absolutely do not do this, you need her at MLB to be usable

>>725083420
Truly, Umamusume is a gaslight game

>>725083980
Just make sure you say no homo afterwards it's fine. Or actually n* h*mo or whatever

>>725083859
I wuv my danchou but I would never, ever, ever, ever, post the wuv you sticker when he's around

>>725083980
Make sure to send her some Riko funds tomorrow!

>>725083980
I've never seen the wuv you sticker in /v/ma, the one I'm seeing the most is the hey nature

>>725084026
Why would you roll if you don't want to get an SSR at MLB? And I don't think there are another must have SSRs for quite a time except her. Maybe NTR Speed too.

>>725083980
>wuv you..
>Tee-hee!

>nature's oisu is not energetic enough
>hip hip mun
I'm disappointed.

>>725084132
Not looking good for the polar bear population!

>>725084152
It should have been aye aye mun

>>725083963
>Next fine motion rerun in Feb pairing with Kawakami princess
I am not sure I should wait that long.

Holy... I got a 8*guts parent ready. Update can't come soon enough.

Do you guys ever wish you were a whale sometimes?

>>725084245
not with those carat prices

>>725084245
No, I actually know how to play the game and would effortlessly win everything if I whaled.

>>725084234
A likely story...

>>725084245
No amount of money can pay for knowledge

>>725084245
I wish I had whale disposable income, but not to be spent on this game

>>725084208
What about..
>Let's Go Mun!

>>725084245
Not this gacha. Not enough return on investment.

>>725084245
does spending on Doto's ranch count?

>>725084245
Only as far as trainees go, I actually quite enjoy having suboptimal decks

>>725083440
Um ACKSHULLY it's Taiki Thursday

>>725084382
Which gacha IS worth the return on investment?

>>725083971
Your shoes....your stickers...

>>725083706
don't we get a selector ticket in the next part of the anniversary?

Which clubs have danchous send you their nudes every time you do a 1M fan run?

>>725084245
>whale
>still have to run one gorillion base Maruzensky runs for a 9* Red Shift parent
>still have to run one morbillion and a half runs for groundwork spark autism
Nah chief I'm good. As much as I would like a souped up deck, no amount of MLBs makes parent runs any easier.

>>725084245
Not really, no
It would be convenient to have everything I need, but the game is still a massive RNG fest

>

>>725084417
>I actually quite enjoy having suboptimal decks
It’s fun for strategising but holy hell does it fucking suck when you have to farm fans, I stop using my brain even for a little and everything is fucked

>>725084479
That's why I am asking.
I can pull the banner to uncap and use selector to uncap on something else or just use the selector to MLB her.

>>725084331
Didn't some jewtuber paywalled some guides before the patch render them useless?

>>725084426
If you bought the limbus company pass ($15) back when the game released, you should have literally EVERYTHING in the game right now, and you only need to pull on limited banners that happen every three months. The game basically stops being a gacha.

>>725084531
She's moving so fast, it feels like I'm looking at a .jpeg!

>>725084425
It's Teio Thursday. You can have Tuesdays

Teiobros are getting uppity

>>725083457
Lmao

>>725084572
Yup yup. Total scum of the earth

>2nd inspiration
>zero sparks
>40% training double rainbow
>failed
>pick first option
>practice poor
>-10 to all stats
>director event
>mood down
From god run to trash in one turn.

>>725084703
>All milky members

>This will likely be the last URA uma thread
Say something nice to say goodbye.

>>725084703
The things people will do to avoid getting a real job.

>>725084761
URA will get updated with new mechanics in the future anyway.

>>725084761
URA is still more useful for parent runs so no it won't be.

>>725084761
Happy Meek has a cool outfit
I will miss the director

>>725084761
>Last
URA PARENT GRINDING NEVER STOPS

>>725084761
You say goodbye. I say hello.

>>725084761
is there any reason to run the old scenarios

>>725084761
I'll still use you for parent and fan grinding.

>>725084819
Is the URA finale spark really that good to justify grinding it?

>>725084761
Good first scenario, I had a lot of fun.

>>725084245
My morning commute has one of those "Current Lottery Value" billboards and every morning I imagine what it would be like to win a couple hundred million and just drop like $500k on this game.
But then I think of how annoying it would be to have to constantly purchase the carrot packs one at a time and I get over it

>>725084801
Go on...

>>725084761
Happy Meek my beloved, I will wait for you to get reworked....

>>725084815
The director still stick around for two more scenarios.
>>725084826
URA is the fastest one to do and still had the best scenario sparks for parents.

So for the Aoharu Leo Ace training, a typical deck would look like

>3 Speed
>1 Riko
>1 Wit
>1 Stam/Pow depending on Trainee and Sparks

Right?

>>725084761
Happy Meek I pray for your irl counterpart to win a G1

>>725084761
Loved URA, Loved the game, Hated the RNG. Simple as

>>725084849
You do it not for the finale spark but because it takes 20 minutes and is extremely simple. You can still clear URA with a suboptimal deck farming for hints,

>>725084879
We take over Meek's training because Aoi is such a shitty trainer

>>725084761
So is URA the only Career that is your Uma's story focus?

>>725084961
While that's true, the URA Finale spark is also really good too

>>725084941
One MLB Fine Motion
One MLB Kitasan
One MLB Riko
One MLB Rice Shower
One MLB Creek
and One MLB Ines Fujin!

>>725085026
Soul.

>>725085026
Do we fuck Aoi while Meek watches

>>725085026
>Personally train another toreina's uma just to crush her in the finals
Why are >we so cruel?

>>725085026
Please be real...

>>725085026
Okay that's pretty cool

>>725085030
Nope, the only one without a uma story is MANT

>Skips out on meeting her dad to give you nursing handjobs
Maya is truly best girl

>>725085085
Because >we love NTR!

Does Aoharu release tomorrow with the CM reset or with the daily reset?

>>725085026
Happy Meek will have a HUGE ROUND BELLY once I return her to Aoi.

>>725085112
Ah so if I pick a very story heavy uma like say, Halo, you still have to run lots of races that only she wants, get phone call from her mother that she is shit, and then have the option to run the Arien at the end?

>Feeder event
>Click second option
>Get Slow Metabolism
>Fail to cure it for 3 turns
>Feeder event again
>Slow Metabolism already aquired

>>725084761
I will miss Meek and the erotic director

>>725085085
We reached the mastery stage where the only opponents that can match us are the ones we groomed ourselves

>>725085178
Thinking about it logically, it'll have to be at the same time that the Riko cards drop, same as all banners, which is CM reset

>>725085112
Are the other Career's individual uma's story different from eachother?

>>725085205
Why would you go big feeder again, was your energy not maxed after feeding and 3 recovery attempts?

>>725085183
You can choose any races you want, no objective races. Halo's mom will never call her.

>>725085242
Fuck. I am waking up early to run my CM races then.

>>725084426
Genshin Impact.

>>725085287
lol

>>725085242
So the OPTIMAL way to ensure you don't see any new scenario umas in round 2 is to get your sorting done immediately before anyone can make a new one!

What, you're not scared are you toreinas?