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will nintendo be able to convert this generation of kids into Nintendo fans
Nintendo historically has been able to convert kids into becoming long term nintendo fans but will they be able to do it to the same degree with the current generation of kids

Furukawa has acknowledged fears of the switch 2 being too expensive for the younger generation and although the switch 2 has been a success (selling 10 million in 4 months) I'd imagine most those sales are coming from older nintendo fans 18+

With children having access to cheap video game entertainment like minecraft,roblox and fortnite will nintendo succeed long term in the current market or will the fall off once the locked in consumers current fans start to age
Anonymous No.725072290 [Report] >>725072419 >>725072705 >>725073027 >>725081376 >>725081502 >>725083139 >>725084758 >>725084845 >>725085574 >>725087404 >>725087710 >>725093528 >>725095684 >>725099516 >>725099559 >>725100369 >>725101309 >>725101365 >>725103402 >>725107550 >>725108085 >>725108358
imagine you're twelve years old and you want to play something cool and interesting. why the fuck would you play nintendo?
Anonymous No.725072293 [Report] >>725081024 >>725106268 >>725106559
Anonymous No.725072324 [Report]
I like Nintendo games because I don’t need to connect to the internet to play my cartridges. Why would I pay for internet when I can just buy an unlimited phone plan?
Anonymous No.725072348 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
>It's not a cult you dumb snoy
Anonymous No.725072368 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
how do they intend to do that when they don't really appeal to adult gamers at all? that's not to say adult gamers can't enjoy their games but all of their games are designed with being appropriate/completed by children in mind, they don't do anything especially to appeal to older gamers who might have tastes that don't involve cartoony pastel graphics and extremely simple gameplay.
Anonymous No.725072410 [Report]
So you're saying Nintendo wants to groom kids?
Anonymous No.725072419 [Report] >>725072659 >>725082165 >>725093709 >>725097183 >>725103065
>>725072290
because it's fun
Anonymous No.725072530 [Report] >>725072578 >>725103137
>>725072206 (OP)
That's why Nintendo's trying to become the next Disney. Focusing on movies, toys, even theme parks over video games
Anonymous No.725072534 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
Considering how governments are beginning to police online interactions, services and lootboxes, shit like Roblox and Fortnite may not even be around in 10 years time.
Anonymous No.725072578 [Report]
>>725072530
this is why dk bananza is clearly inspired by frozen
Anonymous No.725072629 [Report] >>725081584
Holy Indoctrination Batman.
Anonymous No.725072659 [Report] >>725072706 >>725072763
>>725072419
I don't find shallow gameplay beneath a thin veneer of whimsy very fun.
Anonymous No.725072705 [Report] >>725072758
>>725072290
>imagine you're twelve years old and you want to play something cool and interesting. why the fuck would you play nintendo?

Truke. Nu-tendo is creatively bankrupt, their games aren't bad, but they're not interesting either. Also exclusivity is going to bite them in the ass. Kids play all their shit on their phone.
Anonymous No.725072706 [Report]
>>725072659
That's fine.
Anonymous No.725072758 [Report] >>725072830 >>725073263
>>725072705
What games do you enjoy?
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.725072763 [Report] >>725072887
>>725072659
That's because you are a 60+ year old man working for the CIA.
One day, you will wake up with Mpox or Measles.
In the name of Jesus.
Anonymous No.725072787 [Report] >>725094386
>>725072206 (OP)
Anonymous No.725072826 [Report] >>725073845 >>725101473 >>725102560 >>725102946
>>725072206 (OP)
they should just use the same technique that got me when I was 10
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.725072830 [Report] >>725072887
>>725072758
NO.
NOT THIS SAMEFLAG REPLY AGAIN.
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.
Anonymous No.725072887 [Report]
>>725072763
>>725072830
Anonymous No.725073027 [Report]
>>725072290
So true sister, those soon to be trans kids should be playing gay movies on PlayStation!
Anonymous No.725073165 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
That's probably what the movies and theme parks are for.
Anonymous No.725073168 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
Those gacha chinks really got a hold on this generation. You'll see a lot of nostalgia for gacha.
Anonymous No.725073197 [Report] >>725073219
>>725072206 (OP)
people have been saying this since the early 2000's
Anonymous No.725073219 [Report] >>725073407 >>725073443
>>725073197
And someday they will be right
Anonymous No.725073263 [Report] >>725073531 >>725075098
>>725072758
TF2
Anonymous No.725073407 [Report]
>>725073219
i dont care what happens in 100 years once im long dead
Anonymous No.725073429 [Report] >>725074007
>>725072206 (OP)
Nintendo WHAT
Anonymous No.725073443 [Report]
>>725073219
yeah, the day when the sun fizzles out
Anonymous No.725073531 [Report]
>>725073263
baste
Anonymous No.725073845 [Report] >>725081603 >>725081717 >>725082425
>selling 10 million in 4 months
To retailers. The only confirmation that consoomers actually bought it was in a previous report saying it sold 6mil, which also included the MKW bundle.

>>725072826
I doubt they'll do anything with Star Fox again, but who knows. They said in their new report they want to grab old and new fans by reinvigorating their other IPs besides their current ones they're marketing, considering Bananza was received so well both critically and financially that they're planning on prolonging its relevance and I'd assume they think the same of Pikmin.
Anonymous No.725073981 [Report] >>725106391
>>725072206 (OP)
You guys will whine and moan but that's actually smart for Nintendo to stay relevant in the long term.

This is why modern Disney has shit the bed because they stoped catering to families and started chasing woke millennials who don't have kids.
Anonymous No.725074007 [Report]
>>725073429
I'm the father.
Anonymous No.725075098 [Report]
>>725073263
That's too bad
Anonymous No.725076154 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
>They want the kids as consoomers
It's really the parents that Nintendo wants. The only reason kids have nintendo is because it's the main one parents know. They'll take a console, but on their own though, they'll be happy watching steamers and playing mobile slop and shitty io games.
Anonymous No.725078374 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
in the same way Disney adults spread there disease to children nintendo adults will do the same
Anonymous No.725081024 [Report]
>>725072293
spbp
Anonymous No.725081376 [Report] >>725103362
>>725072290
My kids are 5, 8, and 10. They wanted a switch 2 to play Donkey Kong. Nintendo did a good job of advertising it to kids.
Anonymous No.725081502 [Report]
>>725072290
That divide seems to exist more in teenhood than earlier childhood. Here's the thing: if some kid grows out of Nintendo for a few years, they're still going to have that imprint by the company from earlier in their life. That's exactly what Nintendo wants. This has been very evident with the Wii and DS generation in particular, but it does seem like a general constant.
Anonymous No.725081584 [Report]
>>725072629
Are you going to be surprised when you find out Disney and pretty much all of big tech is also trying to "indoctrinate" you?
Anonymous No.725081603 [Report]
>>725073845
Fox was pictured among the other company mascots in that same report. They're definitely going to try at least one more time to revive the IP, least before Miyamoto gets too old. It's clearly still deemed an important franchise to the company, unlike so many of their other dormant series.
Anonymous No.725081717 [Report] >>725081809 >>725081868
>>725073845
this image they release few days ago gives me some copium of starfox return
Anonymous No.725081809 [Report] >>725084046
>>725081717
That Donkey Kong render looks so much better than that other render they remade not too long ago.
Anonymous No.725081868 [Report] >>725103604
>>725081717
>some of the most iconic video game characters of all-time, and Lottie
I like her fine enough, but she sticks out like a sore thumb here.
Anonymous No.725081921 [Report]
Kids go over to other kids houses and play Smash bros, local co op is still a thing and no one does it better than Nintendo
Anonymous No.725082165 [Report]
>>725072419
When you're 12, you don't care about "fun," you care about "COOL." It's the age when you get into all the guns and explosions and edgy shit. When you've got the hormones that turn you all chuuni and what have you. You don't return to Nintendo until your testosterone dries up and you become a shitty Nu-Male or a Nintendo Dad, depending on whether you slayed any pussy before you turned 23.

It's why Nintendo used to publish edgier games or otherwise pull them to the platform: to try to hold on to any poorfags that couldn't afford an Xbox and try to keep them away from becoming Laptop Gamers
Anonymous No.725082226 [Report] >>725082931 >>725108413
>>725072206 (OP)
Will Sony, Valve, and Microsoft? They're the ones losing to Nintendo.
Anonymous No.725082261 [Report] >>725082445 >>725083078
>>725072206 (OP)
Every nintendo manchild forces their stupid games on their kids too so thats their plan in action.
Anonymous No.725082265 [Report] >>725082445 >>725083078
Thankfully, nintendo adults are not likely to reproduce
Anonymous No.725082425 [Report] >>725086365
>>725073845
>To retailers

Not how that works, dipshit. If that was the case they'd say they shipped that many consoles like Sony and other dogshit companies like to do.
Anonymous No.725082427 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
its uncool to like nintendo among today's kids desu, its unc tier, they eat up the tiktok and youtube slop that says nintendo is evil
right now their demographic is adult-children
Anonymous No.725082445 [Report] >>725082581
>>725082261
>>725082265
What games do sony kids play?
Anonymous No.725082504 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
Why are you so upset OP? Nintendo have theme parks, they have animated movies, they have kid-friendly video games, they have mountains of plushies - all of which are things that kids LOVE. Why are you trying to ragebait? Are you still upset about the Switch 2's success?
Anonymous No.725082581 [Report] >>725082630
>>725082445
Cod, fortnite, roblox, GTA, fifa
Anonymous No.725082630 [Report] >>725082969
>>725082581
oof
Anonymous No.725082931 [Report] >>725084948
>>725082226
I don't know the exact intent behind this post, but there is a point here. Sony has done enough to keep new fans around for at least the time being, but do wonder about their longevity outside PlayStation being a strong home for third-parties among casuals. The other two? Valve's big games are mostly close to or over a couple decades old now, and while they definitely have garnered new fans over the years I do wonder how much that pace has kept up over time. Microsoft seems largely fucked outside of Minecraft. Lot of their IP are either dormant or not seeming to land as well among new fans. There's a few exceptions like modern Doom, though even that might not be as sound looking at how Dark Ages did. It's most emblematic with Halo. This should have been an easy multi-generational franchise, but instead I do wonder if it has any chance to recover.
Anonymous No.725082969 [Report] >>725085025
>>725082630
Thats just what kids play, nu-nintendo is only appealing for actual toddlers, besides every time nintendo chimps out over copyright every single streamer and eceleb will use it to demonize nintendo, and kids take the word of ecelebs as the literal word of god, most of gen alpha and gen z hate the big N

'tendo dies with millenials
Anonymous No.725083032 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
kids don't like overpriced low effort nintard babyslop garbage
they like fortnite, minecraft, roblox
nintendo's primary audience is childless $0¥llennials getting replaced by nigs and jeets
Anonymous No.725083078 [Report]
>>725082261
See >>725082265
Anonymous No.725083109 [Report]
I wish sony crashes and burns so they go back to being extremely japanese and edgy like they were during the PS2 days

PS2 era was the peak of videogames
Anonymous No.725083139 [Report]
>>725072290
>nintendo is for kids
>why would you play nintendo if you were a kid
And nary a coherent thought between them.
Anonymous No.725083847 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
>Furukawa has acknowledged fears of the switch 2 being too expensive for the younger generation
The console itself isn't expensive, it's priced appropriately relative to the PS5 and Xbox SeX, this was always such a retarded point. The games are what's expensive. There is no reason for old ass Nintendo games and remasters to be stuck at $50<, that's just insane. It's not the console that is pricing people out of owning it, it's the games. And Nintendo seem reluctant to fix this issue because they're raking in shitloads of cash from first-party software sales.
It's easier to just play slop if you're a kid these days. Fortnite is free. Skins are cheaper than Nintendo games. Any kid can download CSGO on their family computer for free and they'll probably get a more interesting experience than if they picked up the latest MK game.
Anonymous No.725084041 [Report]
Nintendo stuff was never cheap but I don't remember them being such wallet rapists in the 90s. If they want kids to play their shit they need to get real.
Anonymous No.725084046 [Report]
>>725081809
They haven't quite perfected him in 3d, the actual 2d art in DK Bananza is perfect, but this design is more akin to how Nintendo have been drawing DK since the 00s.
Anonymous No.725084758 [Report] >>725085049
>>725072290
I had a Wii as a kid, never even realized it was a nintendo product because I thought they only did mobile consoles
I never liked nintendo games, I usually just played on my pc everyday ever since I turned 3 years old
Anonymous No.725084845 [Report] >>725085049
>>725072206 (OP)
>>725072290
>imagine you're twelve years old and you want to play something cool and interesting. why the fuck would you play nintendo?
My best friend's boy is 11, and he thinks Nintendo is "lame stuff for kids," lmfaoooo
Anonymous No.725084948 [Report] >>725085158 >>725107196
>>725082931
At some point a bigger fish will open up a PC storefront with every PC 3rd party sans Valve games, and nobody will care because Valve makes 1 game every 5 years. And just like that Steam will be yesterdays news.
Anonymous No.725085025 [Report]
>>725082969
Have a (You)
Anonymous No.725085049 [Report]
>>725084845
I >>725084758 started thinking that when I turned 7
Anonymous No.725085158 [Report] >>725085315
>>725084948
get a load of this fucking retard, lmao
Anonymous No.725085260 [Report] >>725087601
Maybe if Nintendo made towns, cities, a national structure around it. As it stands, states rule this field of institutionalized consumerism.
Anonymous No.725085315 [Report]
>>725085158
Sorry for insulting your PC storefront
Anonymous No.725085574 [Report]
>>725072290
this, I started moving away from Nintendo when I got mgs1, ff7, and ff8 when I was 6. the vast majority of my experience with Nintendo first party games was before then
Anonymous No.725086365 [Report] >>725089853
>>725082425
They "sold-in" (sold to retailers) 10mil. units while the "sell-through" (bought by customers from the retailers) is 5.84mil.
Anonymous No.725087404 [Report] >>725101234
>>725072290
Because it actually IS cool and interesting, you fucking moron. I mean really, what's the alternative at this point? Fucking fortnite?
Anonymous No.725087601 [Report]
>>725085260
>Oh my Stalin! Capitalism bad!
Anonymous No.725087710 [Report]
>>725072290
brown hands typed this
Anonymous No.725089075 [Report] >>725100020
>>725072206 (OP)
They'll be fine.

https://mynintendonews.com/2025/09/22/japan-most-popular-game-series-amongst-elementary-school-children/
Anonymous No.725089853 [Report]
>>725086365
Deen, that's kinda retarded. If retails inventories are full they won't be able to ship.
Anonymous No.725092876 [Report]
I like Nintendo because they sue everyone over patents they've only just filed for games they released 30 years ago.
Anonymous No.725093528 [Report] >>725093608
>>725072290
this sister is right. Where's the disabled trans lesbians in Nintendo games? Where's the themes of communist third worlders rising against white man's capitalism? Where's the rejection of biological imperatives like having children and being free from aids?
All Nintendo games care about is "fun". WTF IS THAT? FUCK YOU NINTENDO!
Anonymous No.725093608 [Report]
>>725093528
>rising against white man's capitalism
White men invented colonization. Capitalism is a jewish invention.
Anonymous No.725093709 [Report] >>725094302
>>725072419
Nintendo first platform games are pure trash. Mario looks like it was made on drugs with bits and pieces that dont belong to each other. Its also casual as fuck and has artstyle for children. Platformer? Id rather play anything else in the genre. I dont even like platformers. Mario party? Dont make me laugh. Kart? So many racing games to pick this might as well not exist. Zelda is gay and the latest games in the series are open world slop. Boring. There are many games with much better feel to it. Pokemon has been ruined by their greed and incompetency. I can no longer look past how shit it is due to it being on a mainline console and costing 70$. I dont understand how any adult could play their games. Im european and pc player tho so i wasnt hit by shitendo virus.
Anonymous No.725094118 [Report] >>725094302
>>725072206 (OP)
Kids don't give a shit about nintendo, it's just Roblox, gacha or some new game for them. Nintendo relies heavily on autistic millennials buying multiple copies, it's why discussion about their games are so dead and why they don't want achievements
Anonymous No.725094302 [Report] >>725094790 >>725095540
>>725093709
>>725094118
Seethe dipshit. All you can do is cry in your pathetic corner while Nintendo dominates the gaming scene again for the next 8 to 10 years.
Anonymous No.725094386 [Report]
>>725072787
you forgot to post RLM first. The act needs a special order delivery. one shoop after the other
Anonymous No.725094790 [Report] >>725099179
>>725094302
Nintendo is a droplet in ocean of games. I dont care
Anonymous No.725095540 [Report]
>>725094302
Using your logic then Fortnite is the greatest thing ever
Anonymous No.725095684 [Report]
>>725072290
Get your kid a Nintendo console and PC. Limit their smartphone time instead so they don't fuck up their brain with social media.
Anonymous No.725097183 [Report]
>>725072419
is it though?
Anonymous No.725097707 [Report] >>725099234
Nintendo games are timeless and ageless. Everyone has fun playing them, as long as their skin color isn't some shade of shit.
Anonymous No.725099179 [Report]
>>725094790
You care enough to seethe about it lmao.
Anonymous No.725099234 [Report]
>>725097707
We know, nintendo jeet marketer
Anonymous No.725099451 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
Kids don't play videogames on anything other than a phone/tablet
Anonymous No.725099472 [Report]
>"nintendo wants relationships with kids"
yeah, we know
Anonymous No.725099516 [Report]
>>725072290
Pretty much, before they get to elementary school I wouldn't want my kid to play video games, after that they can play on a phone or stick to board and card games.
By high school they'll be too old for Nintendo, unless they can pull another Wii.
Anonymous No.725099559 [Report]
>>725072290
Tendies in shambles
Anonymous No.725099630 [Report] >>725100020
Nintendo is basicly running into the same conundrum that Disney has that almost its entire audience is 25+ years old.
Right now this is good but give it 10 years and those millenials will have moved on.
Disney is facing the same problem right now were they simply cant hit a new audience for anything
kids these days arnt interested in playing the same platformer or watching the same franchise their parents did 20 years ago wich makes sense, you as a kid probably wernt very interested when your parents talked about 1970's music and drive in theathers
Anonymous No.725099646 [Report]
Anonymous No.725100020 [Report] >>725101148
>>725099630
>>725089075
Sit in your ivory tower bro Nintendo will die ANY day now.
Anonymous No.725100369 [Report]
>>725072290
Because it has fun games
Anonymous No.725101148 [Report] >>725103379
>>725100020
>Japan
a small market in the greater scheme of things
when was the last time you saw a kid buy a Nintendo Switch?
Anonymous No.725101234 [Report] >>725101305
>>725087404
>. I mean really, what's the alternative at this point? Fucking fortnite?
the most popular game with kids today?
Anonymous No.725101305 [Report] >>725101462
>>725101234
And people wonder why autism is on the rise.
Anonymous No.725101309 [Report] >>725102904 >>725103283
>>725072290
>a pessimistic middle aged manchild putting himself in the mind of a 12 year old perspective
You can never experience being 12 years old again. You've become your parents and grandparents without even realizing it. The only difference is that they went on to have children while you're still stuck wondering why a company that has always appealed to children are appealing to children.
Anonymous No.725101365 [Report]
>>725072290
The problem is that Fortnite exists now. Roblox gets bigger and bigger year after year too but that occupies a slightly different niche than people who might be Nintendo fans, although there is still a huge overlap, don't get me wrong.
Anonymous No.725101443 [Report]
why not when it's effective. Not like Sony and MS even bothers trying with the kid market
Anonymous No.725101462 [Report] >>725102325
>>725101305
>Nintendo fan calling others autistic
pot meet kettle
Anonymous No.725101473 [Report] >>725108224
>>725072826
What youre refering to is brainrot anon. She destroyed a whole generation of what child have been normal functioning adults in society today.
Anonymous No.725101584 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
relationships are reciprocal. what they want are sugar daddies
Anonymous No.725101675 [Report] >>725101826
Its the same for pokemon cards, its too expensive for kids. Once the generation that grew up on pokemon red and blue die off, nintendo will be dead.

Just look at the software lineup for switch 2. Is anybody actually playing them? Donkey kong was supposed to be big and its just forgotten like it was nothing, kids dont even realise how long its been since the last 3d donkey kong.

The biggest game of the generation will be gta6 which wont even be on switch. Every kid will be playing that game. Then look at the other games, arc raiders, bf6, cod, fifa even fortnite is played on everything but switch. Nintendo have prioritised short term success over long term gains.
Anonymous No.725101826 [Report] >>725101938 >>725102132
>>725101675
>Nintendo have prioritised short term success over long term gains.
is this nigga for serious
Anonymous No.725101913 [Report] >>725102486
I've been saying this because I have a kind of Michael Jackson's wonderland, but for games, and it attracts a lot of kids.
Kids don't see Nintendo the way we did when we were babies. For them, Nintendo is just a device, not a game creator. It would be more like understanding the company as if it were "Sony" (manufacturer of electronic devices) than as if it were "Disney" (creator of fantasies and characters).
I foresee a huge problem for Nintendo in the long run, because its consumers are now 30+ year olds who are reaching that point where they don't care about anything else in life, and the absolute normalfaggots who came with COVID and Animal Crossing. These two bases could evaporate overnight.
That's why Nintendo is making everything open world, in a desperate attempt to capture what kids like in Roblox or Minecraft, but no matter how hard they try, they can't hit the mark.
Anonymous No.725101919 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
Considering they've been failing at that for a good while now and have only been getting worse and more hated by people who aren't diehards, I doubt it.
Anonymous No.725101938 [Report] >>725101980
>>725101826
>>is this nigga for serious
good morning saar
Anonymous No.725101980 [Report] >>725102125
>>725101938
good job exposing yourself esltard
Anonymous No.725102125 [Report]
>>725101980
turn your monitor on, tendie retard
Anonymous No.725102132 [Report] >>725102274
>>725101826
Let me guess, you think all the kids in school are hyped for the new metroid and Kirkby.
Anonymous No.725102274 [Report] >>725102934
>>725102132
/v/ really lives in a bubble thinking its still the 90's and kids will still lineup for the next 3D platformer
Anonymous No.725102325 [Report]
>>725101462
I haven't played a Nintendo game since Twilight Princess and Mario Galaxy 2.
Anonymous No.725102486 [Report] >>725102612 >>725103063
>>725101913
Nintendo should have kept a budget option open if they still wanted kids to play games
much easier for a parent to buy their kids a 200$ handheld with 40$ than a 500$ console with 80$ games
Anonymous No.725102560 [Report]
>>725072826
But they still do
Anonymous No.725102612 [Report] >>725102772
>>725102486
There is $200 Switch Lite available
Anonymous No.725102669 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
nintendo really wants to be the nortubel i mean the disney of videogames
Anonymous No.725102746 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
Each generation is taught and conditioned to be bigger consoomers than the last. That unfortunately won't be an issue for Nintendo
It's a double edged sword
If they grow up on modern shit, it's all they'll know
But if they grew up on (s)nes, 64, and gc (and respective handhelds), they'd have the experience of the golden age of gaming in real time, only to watch it go to shit gen 7 onwards
Tough call either way
Anonymous No.725102772 [Report] >>725103327 >>725104512
>>725102612
>Theres a device for those who cant afford the Switch 2, its called the Switch 1
this is how you sound
Anonymous No.725102863 [Report] >>725103229
>>725072206 (OP)
>grandpedos
This explains the 60 year-old nintoid that shits board 24/7.
Anonymous No.725102904 [Report] >>725103106
>>725101309
I know what I played when I was 12, retard. It was the year 2000 and I had a PC, I played Final Fantasy 8
Worms Armageddon
Soldier of Fortune
Deus Ex
Quake 3
SWAT 3: Close Quarters Battle
Need for Speed: Porsche Unleashed
Might and Magic 8
Homeworld
the list goes on. Note these are not kiddy games, except maybe for Worms, it was fun at parties
Anonymous No.725102934 [Report] >>725103053
>>725102274
kids don't line up for anything, on account of them not having any damn money
wait until christmas if you wanna gauge the younger generations interest in the newest nintendo console
Anonymous No.725102946 [Report]
>>725072826
This was namco though
Anonymous No.725103019 [Report]
The real money is in handhelds and I reckon it wouldn't be difficult to make a phone that doubles as a console, with something like a DS controller you'd plug into it.
If I was Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft etc I would spend money on HarmonyOS, the Huawei Android because the company behind it sells mostly telecom equipments, they have ties to the government but so does Microsoft and Intel.

Having a 3rd party company for phone OSes would be enough to justify a game market ruled by handhelds, as for why Android is a bad choice :
>too much shovelware on the store
>too many free apps
>ads, which strengthen Google's business
>not sure but I'm guessing Google tracks everything the user does
>built on top of Linux which is a meme OS
Anonymous No.725103053 [Report] >>725103142
>>725102934
recession is gonna cause a dissapointing christmas season in general.
the Switch will pull good numbers this christmas but i dont see it (or any console for that matter) breaking records at the price they are selling
Anonymous No.725103063 [Report]
>>725102486
There is a higher probability that a kid who owned a handheld also owned a console. That and with how long the Switch lasted on the market before the Switch 2 came out, a total of 8+ years. In less then an 8 year timeframe, I got a GBC in 99, GBA in 2001, GBA SP in 03 and then a DS in 2004 and then a DS Lite in 2006
Anonymous No.725103065 [Report]
>>725072419
Then why are they no longer fun?
Every time they accidently make a fun game, they immediately back down and make sure to release a shitty sequel afterwards, just like how it happened with wario ware gold -> wario ware get it together, pikmin 3 -> 4, FE engage -> FE persona ripoff 2, and now Pokemon Legends Arceus -> Pokeshit Legends ZA
And don't even get me started on paper mario, they refuse to accidently make a good paper mario ever again
Anonymous No.725103069 [Report] >>725103201
Why would a kid want a Switch 2 or a PlayStation 5 when they can just play Roblox/Fortnite/Minecraft/Genshin/Etc for completely free?
Anonymous No.725103106 [Report] >>725103164 >>725103202
>>725102904
>I'm a manchild who can't move on
We know.
Anonymous No.725103137 [Report]
>>725072530
they already did it
Anonymous No.725103142 [Report]
>>725103053
it's already breaking records though, what makes you think sales are gonna stop at fucking christmas of all things
Anonymous No.725103164 [Report] >>725103456
>>725103106
>I'm a disingenuous faggot who can't take a genuine answer
We know, we are on /v/ after all.
Anonymous No.725103201 [Report] >>725103348
>>725103069
because those games suck ass, well fortnite's kinda fun
but you can't only play fortnite, what kinda childhood is that
Anonymous No.725103202 [Report]
>>725103106
>move on
Onto what?
Anonymous No.725103224 [Report]
Yea the only way to get kids to do something nowadays is to put it out for free on android/IOS, Pokemon understands this but Nintendo is too proud it to put Mario on any tablet but their own.
Anonymous No.725103229 [Report]
>>725102863
What do you mean you don't like their totally organic threads anon
Anonymous No.725103280 [Report] >>725103403
I am sure the one company whose decade-spanning vision managed to slowly get them to the top while their competitors are floundering is unable to predict consumer spending in the near future, while the incel dropouts in this thread have it all figured out.
NINTENDO HIRE THESE TRANSWOMEN!
Anonymous No.725103283 [Report]
>>725101309
When you are 4 years old sure, but not when you are 12 years old. Those like Zelda at most, but Mario and kirby are too cringe for them
Anonymous No.725103327 [Report]
>>725102772
This is how you sound: drooling retard.
>Boo hoo, there's only $500 console ($450 actually) with $80 games ($70 actually)! It would've been much easier for parents to buy a $200 console!!!!
>Nintendo has a $200 console on sale right now.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN CAN'T FUCKING PLAY FUCKING 7495 SWITCH FYCKING GAMES!!! THEY MUST PLAY FUCKING GAMES RELEASED TO-FUCKING-DAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!
Anonymous No.725103348 [Report] >>725103372
>>725103201
>because those games suck ass
Why the fuck would a kid care about the opinion of a random /v/ user?
Kids play whatever's popular and free/cheap.
They already have a PC/Laptop/Phone, why would they want a Switch 2 or a PlayStation 5?
Anonymous No.725103362 [Report]
>>725081376
You are a childless 42 yo manchild though
Anonymous No.725103372 [Report] >>725103425
>>725103348
because one of those has games
Anonymous No.725103379 [Report]
>>725101148
When would a child ever buy a console themselves?
Anonymous No.725103402 [Report]
>>725072290
Giant sandworms.
Anonymous No.725103403 [Report]
>>725103280
The game company that made such hits known as Gamecube and Wii U....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.725103425 [Report] >>725103560
>>725103372
Yeah, and PC has way more. And?
Anonymous No.725103456 [Report] >>725103546
>>725103164
You were being overtly emotional at the reality that you're no longer 12, thus not the targeted audience. What exactly did you tell me that contributed to the conversation? That you're middle aged? Your dopamine censors are no longer fresh and filled with excitement, you're no longer the targeted audience to game producers. You've fallen into same trap as your parents "I don't understand these kids and their new gizmos... why can't they enjoy things I liked as a kid?" and you're only going to get more angry and bitter as time marches on as that gap between your youth and your current mortality keeps getting wider.
Anonymous No.725103519 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
This is literally nothing new
Anonymous No.725103546 [Report] >>725103590
>>725103456
>All this projection
Anonymous No.725103560 [Report] >>725103608
>>725103425
does it have mario kart?
yeah, you wanna play that you gotta cough up the money for a switch 2

giving your kid his own PC is also way more of a hassle than a locked down platform and a recipe for disaster, ask me how I know
Anonymous No.725103590 [Report]
>>725103546
the pure irony of your statement.
Anonymous No.725103604 [Report]
>>725081868
They only put her there for the sex appeal, same with Fox who hasn't had a good game since the N64
Anonymous No.725103608 [Report] >>725103654
>>725103560
>does it have mario kart
Anon, your threads are basically dead for a reason.
PC has more multiplayer games with free online at that.
Anonymous No.725103612 [Report] >>725103991
>>725072206 (OP)
>Nintendo admitting their costumers are all old fucks
These are the Nintendo cultists you see defending baby slop and hiding behind avatars of little girls.
Anonymous No.725103654 [Report] >>725103753
>>725103608
>kids don't play mario kart because /v/ threads
great logic there unc
Anonymous No.725103723 [Report]
So tendies are manchildren? Who would've guessed.
Anonymous No.725103753 [Report] >>725104029
>>725103654
No, kids don't play mk because they are not attached to the character and they prefer other multiplayer games.
When not even mario fans can keep those threads alive it just says enough
Anonymous No.725103801 [Report]
Kids play Roblox, not consoles.
Anonymous No.725103935 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
Too late. Zoomers are already old and alphas grew with gachas and Roblox. It's
like pretending Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny will be as popular now as they were in the past.
People should accept new gen will always prefer their own new characters
Anonymous No.725103991 [Report]
>>725103612
They're grown men with kids, honestly when I was in elementary kids wanted to play F2P MMOs because that was the new thing in the early 2000s. Kids aren't jaded so they understand the social aspect of gaming better.
Still I get why a parent wouldn't want that.
Anonymous No.725104029 [Report] >>725104117
>>725103753
you know I was gonna explain things, but you're obviously not right in the head and quite frankly exhausting
wait until christmas and seek christ
Anonymous No.725104036 [Report] >>725104189 >>725104312
>>725072206 (OP)
so nintendo is grooming kids into cultists
Anonymous No.725104117 [Report]
>>725104029
I accept your concession, marketer.
Anonymous No.725104189 [Report]
>>725104036
They are gonna have a hard time trying to get someone as cultist as the millennial
Anonymous No.725104312 [Report]
>>725104036
I can tell you're the type to just read headlines and think you understand everything.
Anonymous No.725104512 [Report]
>>725102772
The Switch Lite is about as good of a budget Switch 2 as you could get right now. The Switch 2's selling point is the Switch 1's library and cross gen games tiding us over until the Switch 2 has a full library of its own. Having a kid sized, more portable, cheap Switch as an option for them is perfectly fine. It's a better budget option for the Switch 2 than the GBA was for the Gamecube.
Anonymous No.725106268 [Report]
>>725072293
>Sir, a second Negroni has been ordered
Anonymous No.725106391 [Report]
>>725073981
that picture is a good reflection of how nintendo has managed to stay good and relevant after all these years. Metroid is a 40 year old franchise and yet this game came out a couple years ago that had enough creativity and good will to produce memorable moments like that one.

Its seriously mindboggling how ahead of anyone else they are. All these vidya wars aret not a matter of wether nintendo is the best videogame company. Its wether being the best is enough for them to survive.
Anonymous No.725106559 [Report]
>>725072293
Whys Furukawa so bad?
Anonymous No.725107147 [Report]
>>725072206 (OP)
>will nintendo be able to convert this generation of kids into Nintendo fans
No and the issue isn't the price. It's the games. Every single series Nintendo makes is old as dirt. Zelda is about to turn 40 next year. Even Splatoon is now a decade old. None of these series are fresh. Look at the Nintendo Youtubers and all of them are in their late 30s, early 40s. Nintendo tries to make their series for kids but its old men that play them. If they want to stay relevant, they need to make new series that can capture a new audience. Though that will be harder with their walled garden mentality.
Anonymous No.725107196 [Report]
>>725084948
eat up!
Anonymous No.725107550 [Report]
>>725072290
Because you're twelve and you don't have any buying power, so your parents buy something they are confident is family friendly and not teaching their kids to gamble.
Anonymous No.725108085 [Report]
>>725072290
you can tell this struck a nerve with nintendo fans because no PC fan or even a playstation user would get upset at this proposition made about their choice in platform
Anonymous No.725108224 [Report]
>>725101473
>She destroyed a whole generation of what child have been normal functioning adults in society today.

and it's a good thing
Anonymous No.725108358 [Report]
>>725072290
>why the fuck would you play nintendo?
Who's offering a better experience?
Anonymous No.725108413 [Report]
>>725082226
>Sony
Died when they shut down Japan Studio, lost all their JP talent, and SIE HQ moved to California
>Microsoft
Already jumped ship
>Valve
Doing perfectly fine but the problem will be when Gabe dies
The instant he dies, Valve is almost certainly going to become awfu,l and I'd expect the quality of Steam and their games to degrade rapidly
The only way this' prevented is with a very good successor being chosen but I doubt that'd happen
Anonymous No.725108428 [Report]
This chart is from four years ago and there were already far more Nintendo gamers in their 30s and 40s than there were actual children