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Anonymous No.725083404 [Report] >>725083593 >>725084216 >>725084324 >>725084679 >>725085160 >>725086327 >>725087976
Dispatch
>Invisigooner when she sees Malevola creating a portal to Robert’s bedroom
Anonymous No.725083498 [Report] >>725083719 >>725083967
Waterboy won.
Anonymous No.725083510 [Report] >>725087763
the next few episodes are going to be horrible to her aren't they
Anonymous No.725083513 [Report] >>725083729 >>725086435 >>725087226
Hes so literally me
Anonymous No.725083527 [Report] >>725083557 >>725083584 >>725083602 >>725083619 >>725083664 >>725083713 >>725084368 >>725084418 >>725084505 >>725084931 >>725085032 >>725086030 >>725087324 >>725087368
Pick One.
Anonymous No.725083536 [Report]
>Be a cuckqean
>must fap
The Invisigooner strikes yet again in Lego City!
Anonymous No.725083557 [Report]
>>725083527
2 with hooves
Anonymous No.725083578 [Report]
>episode 6 sex scene right before final mission
>sex with BB
>Beef raises his head and sniffs at the air
Anonymous No.725083584 [Report] >>725087368
>>725083527
2 or 4
Anonymous No.725083593 [Report] >>725084679
>>725083404 (OP)
I'M A KEK MY NAME'S COURTNEY
I'M A KEK WHOSE NAME IS COURTNEY
Anonymous No.725083595 [Report] >>725083691 >>725084273 >>725086456
Oh nifty.
A new thread when I finished Robertizing the character.
I'll add one for Invisigal tomorrow.
Anonymous No.725083602 [Report] >>725087368
>>725083527
4 but without the stupid jacket
Anonymous No.725083609 [Report]
Invisigal is not a cuck!
Anonymous No.725083617 [Report] >>725083996 >>725084275
I unironically like Prism's song
Anonymous No.725083619 [Report] >>725087368
>>725083527
Two with four's hair
Anonymous No.725083636 [Report]
>sitting alone but in a clearly lit booth just waiting for robert and instantly shifts her eyes to nudge him over

she's so cute!
Anonymous No.725083639 [Report] >>725083697
>when the final episodes release, we'll see how our choices affected the story
Anonymous No.725083645 [Report] >>725083743 >>725085902 >>725087904
Why is there so little scenes with blazer these last 4 episodes? I thought they wanted me to pick her
Anonymous No.725083664 [Report]
>>725083527
3
Anonymous No.725083691 [Report]
>>725083595
>made a gif of them
Nice
Anonymous No.725083697 [Report]
>>725083639
Mein Gooner...
Anonymous No.725083713 [Report] >>725087368
>>725083527
I'll take all 4
Anonymous No.725083719 [Report]
>>725083498
wins the title of least insufferable e-celeb in the cast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PugcxQYJGjs
Anonymous No.725083729 [Report]
>>725083513
OUR
FUARKING
HERO
Anonymous No.725083730 [Report] >>725084661
I love bratty red flag broken girls so much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.725083743 [Report]
>>725083645
They wanted you to pick Visi that's why.
Anonymous No.725083791 [Report] >>725083868 >>725086041
I wonder if you can actually fail the romance. I picked BB but I didn't pick any of the overtly romantic options and Robert didn't kiss her at any point. If this was a VN I could see this locking me out of her route.
Anonymous No.725083868 [Report]
>>725083791
>If this was a VN I could see this locking me out of her route.
surely the fan vn of this story will be produced in due time and such routes will be available
Anonymous No.725083949 [Report] >>725084108 >>725084226
Who'd cry harder if Robert proposed between BB or Invisigal
Anonymous No.725083967 [Report] >>725084057 >>725084386 >>725084638
>>725083498
>H-h-hello Grandma, t-this is my my f-f-frie-GIRLFRIEND A-alice
>W-we'll be upstairs if you n-need me
Anonymous No.725083996 [Report] >>725084128 >>725084153
>>725083617
Her songs are pretty catchy. Like there's a hint of irony in how ratchet they are but they're still good ratchet songs
Anonymous No.725084038 [Report] >>725084126 >>725084227 >>725084474
>Telling the team your secret identity or not is presented as a major choice
>If you don't tell them Chase reveals it next episode anyways
>If you tell them Flambae is also just okay with it

Wow cool it looks like my choices do matter! /s
Anonymous No.725084057 [Report]
>>725083967
Kek
Anonymous No.725084108 [Report]
>>725083949
Invisigal. right before she rides him until his pelvis shatters.
Anonymous No.725084119 [Report] >>725084173 >>725084178 >>725084251 >>725085630
>Hm, I’m not really sure I can do this if I see you watching Visi
>Tell you what, you can stay, but only for as long as you can hold your breath
Anonymous No.725084126 [Report] >>725084341 >>725084474
>>725084038
If you tell them you miss Flambae for episode 6. Odds are it'll come up later in episode 7 and 8
Anonymous No.725084128 [Report]
>>725083996
>Bitch you blind foreva
Kekd pretty hard ngl
Anonymous No.725084151 [Report]
Anonymous No.725084153 [Report]
>>725083996
Her face looks terrible when the visor is see-through
holy lmao
Anonymous No.725084170 [Report] >>725087424
>Start episode 5
>Wow this is great, already doing a dispatch, and another one
>Oh cool we're at a bar and getting food
>Episode immediately ends
These 40 minute episodes are fucking killing me.
Anonymous No.725084173 [Report]
>>725084119
As someone who doesn't care for BB or Visi, it's a damn shame Malevola isn't a romance option. Like fucking hell even if they changed the ending if you pick her and left the rest of the plot the same I would've been satisfied.
Anonymous No.725084178 [Report]
>>725084119
>She suffocates because she REALLY wants to say
Anonymous No.725084201 [Report] >>725084260 >>725084358
how many threads has it been today? anyone been keeping track
Anonymous No.725084216 [Report] >>725084261 >>725084516
>>725083404 (OP)
LET ME FUCK PRISM
LET ME FUCK PRISM
LET ME FUCK PRISM
Holy fuck I would've preferred Prism get a romance route over MID Blazer
Anonymous No.725084226 [Report] >>725084312
>>725083949
In the immediate? BB. She'd tear up and have droplets down her cheek as its being slid on her finger.
The moment it gets all on her finger and Robert kisses her? Invisigal will be a blubbering mess, popping in and out of invisibility as she's struggling to breathe.
Anonymous No.725084227 [Report]
>>725084038
>Wow cool it looks like my choices do matter! /s
It's telltale, your choices never really mattered. In The Walking Dead any time you have to choose who lives and who dies, the person who lives dies or is written out immediately afterwards anyways. It's a TV show where you can slightly change the dialogue.
Anonymous No.725084251 [Report]
>>725084119
Midway through you jusr hear her pass out and topple to the floor.
Anonymous No.725084260 [Report] >>725084293 >>725084342 >>725085752
>>725084201
Are you saying that you haven’t been keeping up?
Anonymous No.725084261 [Report]
>>725084216
Let me fuck every character, especially Golem.
Anonymous No.725084273 [Report] >>725084352
>>725083595
Can I get that BB frame?
Anonymous No.725084275 [Report]
>>725083617
i listened to BSTFU 15 times in a row and now i'm fully prismpilled
Anonymous No.725084293 [Report]
>>725084260
don't...
Anonymous No.725084312 [Report]
>>725084226
>popping in and out of invisibility as she's struggling to breathe.
That'd be fucking adorable if also incredibly concerning. But the idea of Robert having Courtney in his lap helping her use her inhaler while she just stares at the ring sounds like top cute fan art.
Anonymous No.725084324 [Report]
>>725083404 (OP)
good thing rob came out of that explosion unharmed
Anonymous No.725084335 [Report]
>I'm a bitch my name's Robert such a bitch whose name is Robert I'm a bitch I'm a bitch I'm such a fucking bitch I have no hopes I have no dreams and a tiny little peen and it doesn't even function anyway
Anonymous No.725084341 [Report] >>725086306
>>725084126
>Odds are it'll come up later in episode 7 and 8
Sure it will.
Anonymous No.725084342 [Report]
>>725084260
not like this anon
Anonymous No.725084352 [Report] >>725084582
>>725084273
Sure thing.
Any plans for it?
Anonymous No.725084354 [Report] >>725084395 >>725086442
Post yfw next ep opens with a funeral
Anonymous No.725084358 [Report] >>725084582
>>725084201
8 on my count, with this one.
Not too hard to find them either, all of them have had Dispatch as the subject.
Anonymous No.725084364 [Report] >>725084512 >>725084734 >>725084874
>Blazer brought Robert a fucking couch to his party (to fuck him on)
>she carried it in on her shoulder
She's literally the best option that anyone could possibly ask for in a game like this, and niggas on /v/ who can't have sex one single time in their lives still pretend the insane villainous girl with a bad attitude who refuses her orders and punches Robert is "the main choice"....despite Robert straight up making out with Mandy on their first date, compared to him and Courtney "sitting in silence" during their movie "date" that you can literally tell her to her face "it wasn't a date".......
Anonymous No.725084368 [Report] >>725084446
>>725083527
Anonymous No.725084383 [Report] >>725084487 >>725084565 >>725084851
Imagine being Waterboy
Anonymous No.725084386 [Report] >>725084517
>>725083967
Needs MORE sweat to really be him
Anonymous No.725084395 [Report]
>>725084354
it wont.
Anonymous No.725084409 [Report] >>725084645
Invisigal dies in the finale and because she turns invisible when she stops breathing her body becomes unrecoverable
Anonymous No.725084415 [Report]
>BB doesnt gaf if you date invis

this is all I need to know. BB can survive without robert but invis needs him like bad. she becomes a villain without the mecha dick
Anonymous No.725084418 [Report] >>725087368
>>725083527
Toss up between 1 and 4
Anonymous No.725084423 [Report]
Does anyone have a catbox for Invisigal's episode 4 dream?
I require it for reasons.
Anonymous No.725084446 [Report]
>>725084368
Based.
Anonymous No.725084452 [Report]
Has there ever been a cuter mc?
Anonymous No.725084467 [Report] >>725084609 >>725084874 >>725084963
Why would a villain bar let Phenomeman in? If he was just too scary/powerful to stop, they sure as shit shouldn't have started a barfight.
Anonymous No.725084474 [Report] >>725084631
>>725084126
>>725084038
theres atleast the possibility that flambae will find out and freak out like he did in episode 5 if you told them, but at a more crucial moment, where it would do more harm
Anonymous No.725084487 [Report] >>725084542 >>725084689
>>725084383
>Brings her home to meet Grandma thinking she's gonna pop off at any time and say something bad
>Acts like a complete princess to his Grandma
Anonymous No.725084495 [Report] >>725084524
Does Robert like to take it in the ass?
Anonymous No.725084505 [Report]
>>725083527
1
Anonymous No.725084512 [Report] >>725084681
>>725084364
Courtney's more likely to be a virgin though, even if BB didn't take the BPC (Big Phenomenal Cloaca)
Anonymous No.725084516 [Report] >>725084767 >>725084843 >>725085443
>>725084216
This but flambae
Anonymous No.725084517 [Report]
>>725084386
True
Anonymous No.725084524 [Report]
>>725084495
Only if it’s Malevola’s tail
Anonymous No.725084542 [Report]
>>725084487
Need a 250 page Waterboy x Prism fanfic NOW!
Anonymous No.725084565 [Report]
>>725084383
He knows how to make girls wet. He's gonna be alright
Anonymous No.725084579 [Report]
WaterCHAD
Anonymous No.725084582 [Report] >>725084771
>>725084358
thanks, was too lazy to do that
>>725084352
putting it on a flash drive, digging a hole, and putting the flash drive inside the hole. nothing major really.
Anonymous No.725084609 [Report]
>>725084467
His rep took a hit and he's super depressed. Z Team has no problem dunking on him
Anonymous No.725084631 [Report]
>>725084474
I'll be honest I don't think it's gonna matter. And if the leaks are true the only things that changes the ending are whether or not you turn Invisigal into a hero or let her return to being a villain. It's peak telltale writing where they are only interested in telling a specific story.
Anonymous No.725084638 [Report]
>>725083967
>I may be blind, Herb, but I still got a nose!
>She don't smell like a nice christian girl!
Anonymous No.725084645 [Report]
>>725084409
Sonar can find stuff by screaming.
Anonymous No.725084661 [Report] >>725084856
>>725083730
Why does this image make her BULL RING appear as small as possible? It's almost as if a BULL RING is repulsive...
Anonymous No.725084679 [Report]
>>725083404 (OP)
>>725083593
devil chick likes dudes?
wut
Anonymous No.725084681 [Report]
>>725084512
that's hilarious anon
Anonymous No.725084689 [Report]
>>725084487
She has max charisma she'd be fine. It would actually be pretty cute if she turned out to dig Waterboy more when she learns how caring he is of his grandma
Anonymous No.725084693 [Report] >>725084759 >>725084805 >>725084989 >>725085056 >>725085113 >>725085694 >>725086320
what's with the waterboy and prism shipping?
Anonymous No.725084696 [Report]
>Alanah’s voice acting gets better when she’s saying horny stuff
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.725084709 [Report] >>725086273
>that shift in the music with either BB or Visi pulls Robert out onto the floor to dance
Anonymous No.725084721 [Report] >>725084765 >>725084774 >>725084873
>so you ruined my life, stalked me, jerked off to me and immediately fell in love with me, and when fucking me didn't pan out you decide to help me out all by yourself like a big girl and kill my best friend
how do you respond outside of hanging yourself in his house
Anonymous No.725084734 [Report] >>725084785
>>725084364
>carrying a couch by herself
That's how you know the game is fictional
Anonymous No.725084759 [Report]
>>725084693
Ghetto black kween + awkward lanky white boy is just a funny combo
Anonymous No.725084765 [Report]
>>725084721
rape
Anonymous No.725084767 [Report] >>725084880
>>725084516
It was kind of fun how they made Flambae such a dickhead while simultaneously having him "care" in his own way and have a good point to not do everything alone
Anonymous No.725084771 [Report]
>>725084582
>My shitty Dispatch image will survive until it's unearthed by a future society
Neat
Anonymous No.725084774 [Report]
>>725084721
Just fucking cry and take it (while invisible)
Anonymous No.725084785 [Report]
>>725084734
>the game is about fucking super heroes
Anonymous No.725084805 [Report]
>>725084693
Just shitposting from an image of Coop and Prism dancing together during the party and people running with loud black woman x quiet white guy
Anonymous No.725084843 [Report] >>725084930 >>725085443
>>725084516
Bruh this scene was homoerotic as hell. The writers knew what they were doing.
Anonymous No.725084851 [Report] >>725087694
>>725084383
Is this just a retarded ship or did I miss something?
Anonymous No.725084856 [Report]
>>725084661
It's not that big in game
Anonymous No.725084873 [Report] >>725084913 >>725084970
>>725084721
What is this gibberish meant to say
Anonymous No.725084874 [Report] >>725084932 >>725085034
>>725084364
Mandy is literally the perfect girl that chuds fantasize about. Blonde, blue eyes, direct, caring, wants to be a tradwife despite being able to snap Robert in half.

>>725084467
Who's gonna stop him? He could murder everything there if he really wanted. He's the only one who isn't even injured when they go out for tacos after.
Anonymous No.725084880 [Report] >>725085034
>>725084767
That combined with him seeming to be genuinely hurt when you call him a bully makes it look like Flambe had a lot of shit growing up and freaks out easily.
Anonymous No.725084913 [Report] >>725085012
>>725084873
I think it's asking what you'd do as Invisigal if Rob said this.
Anonymous No.725084930 [Report] >>725084990 >>725085043 >>725085487
>>725084843
Well, Flambae is literally gay, and Robert is a sexual dynamo.
If Robert played for both teams, he would have been hatefucked by episode 3.
Anonymous No.725084931 [Report]
>>725083527
2nd, OR the bottom rightmost one you cropped out.
Anonymous No.725084932 [Report] >>725085131 >>725085176 >>725086937
>>725084874
Mandy is the opposite of what chuds dream about, she's the worst kind of white woman who has been overly promoted and doesn't know how to properly manage anything other than to 'shake things up' at random.
Anonymous No.725084954 [Report]
>Golem and Waterboy are the only ones to directly intervene when shit gets out of hand
Real bros
Anonymous No.725084963 [Report]
>>725084467
What the fuck would the bouncer even do?
Anonymous No.725084969 [Report]
You wouldn't see BB getting punked by Shroud like that if she went
Anonymous No.725084970 [Report] >>725085012
>>725084873
looking at dramatic story beats through a cynical lens is funny
Anonymous No.725084989 [Report]
>>725084693
it just makes sense anon
Anonymous No.725084990 [Report] >>725085014 >>725085035 >>725085114
>>725084930
>Well, Flambae is literally gay
He is? Not that I doubt it but I don't remember it coming up in game
Anonymous No.725085002 [Report] >>725085071 >>725085087
As kino as Prism x Waterboy would be, I think the writers would feel weird writing a THIRD white guy on the cast banging a black/brown woman
Anonymous No.725085012 [Report]
>>725084913
>>725084970
I don't remember Invisibitch jerking off
Anonymous No.725085014 [Report] >>725085230
>>725084990
It comes up several times.
Also, have you seen his costume?
Anonymous No.725085032 [Report] >>725085291
>>725083527
Anonymous No.725085034 [Report]
>>725084880
well, hes a homosexual from afghanistan.
>>725084874
nobody even dared to fight him, he was just sitting in the bar as if he doesnt realize the chaos around him (probably too busy monologuing to the goon)
Anonymous No.725085035 [Report] >>725085114
>>725084990
He's heavily implied to be at least. WHen he gets locked in a closet, he says something like 'wouldn't have been the first time I had to bust out of a closet'. And, well, I mean, look at him.
Anonymous No.725085043 [Report] >>725085487
>>725084930
>he would have been hatefucked by episode 3.
I mean it can still happen once a month from now on
Anonymous No.725085056 [Report]
>>725084693
what's there to explain? it's funny. It's like in Road Trip when that fat curvy black chick and DJ qualls fuck.
Anonymous No.725085065 [Report] >>725085119 >>725085168 >>725085236
>you can tell Invisigal the movie wasn't a date and friendzone her
>you can only tell Blonde Blazer that you'd like to see "Mandy" again
It's so fucking obvious who the real boss bitch here is.
Anonymous No.725085071 [Report] >>725085103 >>725085143 >>725085162 >>725086409
>>725085002
>YO, write the nerdy white guy and make him bang the negress or I walk, BITCH
Anonymous No.725085087 [Report] >>725085143
>>725085002
Do you want Aaron Paul or do you not? Get that white boy some chocolate NOW
Anonymous No.725085103 [Report]
>>725085071
Your wish is our command, Lord Paul
Anonymous No.725085113 [Report]
>>725084693
odd couple it's not that complex
Anonymous No.725085114 [Report]
>>725085035
>>725084990
send him to deal with bone zone and hell talk about how outragous it is that bone zone called him a closted homosexual because he skipped the closet and went directly to the club
also, during the black out, he asks the team what a great pick up line would be to send to a man during a blackout
Anonymous No.725085119 [Report]
>>725085065
Blazer stopped dating Phenomaman because he only saw her as Blazer. You can tell her the same thing. If she continued despite that, she'd be retarded
Anonymous No.725085131 [Report] >>725086937
>>725084932
Mandy really shook up your brain by doing her job, didn't she?
Anonymous No.725085143 [Report]
>>725085087
>>725085071
he didn't say that
Anonymous No.725085160 [Report]
>>725083404 (OP)
Robert gets sexually assaulted twice by Malevola when he doesn't want to, and people think it's a win.

But hey, consent isn't required for writers who live in LA.
Anonymous No.725085162 [Report]
>>725085071
>Aaron "If he's White he better like the night" Paul
Anonymous No.725085168 [Report]
>>725085065
>you can only tell Blonde Blazer that you'd like to see "Mandy" again
actually Robert can tell her that they should pump the brakes on the dating thing, or something along those lines. I didn't go for any of the kissing options and I got it. I saw a thumbnail for a lets play on youtube for that choice and for them the 3rd option was something like "I'm okay with either".
Anonymous No.725085175 [Report] >>725085251 >>725085314 >>725085362
>Oh this is a hecking badass TOUGH GUY bar for TOUGH GUYS
>Oh yeah I'm just a hecking chungus I'll just earn their friendship by buying them drinks!
>Every hecking side character gets equal screentime!
>Le tough guys are mad, aren't they! IT'S HECKING CHAOS TIME!!! BADASS MONTAGE TIME!
>"You're alright white boy, how about we eat some hecking culturally appropriate tacos together"
>Hecking party time at my place! Let me be the people pleasing drink delivery cuck that delivers drinks to each side character equitably!
Millennial and D&D tropes are so cringe. My respect went down drastically.
Anonymous No.725085176 [Report] >>725085207 >>725085263 >>725085482
>>725084932
>Breaks up with a guy she clearly doesn't love instead of fucking behind his back
>Invites Robert out on a date instead of acting coy and waiting for him to do so
>Prepares him a no frills dinner, showing she cares more about him than the "experience" and 'gram
>Is bashful and embarrassed, but still shows him her "true" side
>Tells him straight up that she loves him

BB is a straight shooter and I respect her. She's the exact opposite of invisigal who does that typical femoid thing where they send you "signals" and expect you to pick up on them, then either get mad or depressed when you don't.
Anonymous No.725085207 [Report] >>725085330
>>725085176
I wouldn't call Invisigal's behavior 'signals', more like massive alarm bells.
Anonymous No.725085230 [Report] >>725087253
>>725085014
Dawg.
Anonymous No.725085236 [Report] >>725085305
>>725085065
You can reject a second date from Mandy too. I picked Mandy and it said 30% of players decline a second date lmao
Anonymous No.725085243 [Report] >>725085317
>keep up
>runs for about 10 seconds
>he ages at like 50 times faster or whatever the fuck he said
>meaning he had 8 minutes left anyway
lol
Anonymous No.725085251 [Report] >>725085329
>>725085175
your choices are a reflection of your character
Anonymous No.725085263 [Report] >>725085423
>>725085176
>invisigal who does that typical femoid thing where they send you "signals"
Those aren't signals, she's shouting at Robert to fuck her already with a megaphone
Anonymous No.725085280 [Report] >>725085304
Season 2 soon?
Anonymous No.725085291 [Report]
>>725085032
FUCK
Anonymous No.725085304 [Report]
"Signals" for women would be something like she asks you if you like movies, expecting you to invite her to see one.
>>725085280
Expect it in two years.
Anonymous No.725085305 [Report]
>>725085236
None of the options look like rejection to me, opposed to "we're just friends" and "it wasn't a date"
Anonymous No.725085314 [Report]
>>725085175
what's wrong with 2AM taco bell
Anonymous No.725085317 [Report] >>725085463
>>725085243
his heart gave out dumbass
Anonymous No.725085329 [Report]
>>725085251
Literally nothing I greentexted was optional or a choice.
Anonymous No.725085330 [Report] >>725085536 >>725085663
>>725085207
Oh for sure. I dated a girl like her once and it was like walking on egg shells trying to figure out what she wants and please her all the time. I also know friends who married those types of girls because they were hot baddies and I don't envy them at all.
Anonymous No.725085332 [Report] >>725085431 >>725085680
Another day at the office, boys.
Anonymous No.725085348 [Report] >>725088531
>was the movie a date, Robert?

vs

>"who" do you want to see on our next date, Robert?
Anonymous No.725085362 [Report] >>725085420
>>725085175
Anonymous No.725085364 [Report]
Chase's sacrifice means more if you pick visi (the correct option) btw
Anonymous No.725085420 [Report]
>>725085362
I'm going to get great mileage out of this as a reaction image.
Anonymous No.725085423 [Report]
>>725085263
Be that as it may, it's still those stupid mind games that so many girls love to do. Going off grid to trigger the alarm, waiting for Robert to call her, sitting in the movie theatre by herself and chatting him up about how movies are so boring by yourself, then pouting if he blows her off. Come the fuck on girl.
Anonymous No.725085431 [Report] >>725085452
>>725085332
Who is this cat anyway
Anonymous No.725085443 [Report] >>725085505 >>725085539
>>725084516
>>725084843
When can they just fuck already?
Anonymous No.725085450 [Report] >>725085495 >>725085609 >>725085629 >>725086879 >>725088497
Coop needs more love
Anonymous No.725085452 [Report] >>725085498
>>725085431
Thats Shroud
Anonymous No.725085461 [Report] >>725085535
Is this the end? Has Courtney officially been branded a cuckquean?
Anonymous No.725085463 [Report] >>725085512
>>725085317
Nah that's retarded. It was still ten seconds of running. Even complete geriatrics can handle that. If it was that easy to give out or in any way sped up his heartbeat or something too, he would've died long before the story. Especially since he got to this age in the first place, which would've implied he spent like a whole ass year straight running
Anonymous No.725085474 [Report] >>725085495 >>725085496 >>725085523 >>725085580 >>725085603 >>725085616 >>725086972 >>725087565
Give it to me straight bros, was I in the wrong for hiding that I was Mecha Man?
Anonymous No.725085482 [Report] >>725085682
>>725085176
look I get it
BB is great and she embodies how women should strive to be emotionally, but I literally am physically unable to not steer Robert to the foul-mouthed soft-inside tsundere tomboy.
Anonymous No.725085487 [Report] >>725085526
>>725084930
>>725085043
That'd be based if the devs were brave enough.
Anonymous No.725085495 [Report]
>>725085450
She gets as much love as Punch Up gets height

>>725085474
Yes
Anonymous No.725085496 [Report]
>>725085474
Lying is a sin
Anonymous No.725085498 [Report] >>725085550
>>725085452
Not impossible
Anonymous No.725085505 [Report]
>>725085443
>sings about robert having a tiny wiener
>no bulge in his skintight superhero costume
He's projecting isn't he?
Anonymous No.725085507 [Report] >>725085547 >>725086129 >>725087375
Bros I haven't had a whole night out at the bar with friends for 10+ years. I wanna be 20 again...
Anonymous No.725085512 [Report] >>725085589
>>725085463
>ten seconds

yeah at 800 miles per hour
Anonymous No.725085514 [Report] >>725086023
You just know that in exchange for all the "based" Robert moments Aaron Paul got to muscle in, he'll be forced to concede to the reveal that the previous generations of Robert Robertsons are heccin problematic and Robert has to carry that white guilt and atone for all the prior and future oppressions he perpetuated.
Anonymous No.725085523 [Report]
>>725085474
I feel like the canonical Robert wouldn't reveal his identity yet. He has no problems doing so, but now is not the time and it should be saved for a big moment.

To answer your question: it won't matter.
Anonymous No.725085526 [Report] >>725085597
>>725085487
why are you gay
Anonymous No.725085535 [Report]
>>725085461
may as well just have her do the face at this point
Anonymous No.725085536 [Report]
>>725085330
Compare that to a woman who has her professionalism worked out and doesn't have massive personality issues but is simply missing that ball in her socket so she can be a mother and a fuller person.

Both are "modern" and "strong independent womeme" but only one of them is the actual idealized form of what that term actually means. Not pierced, degenerate, "peggers".
Anonymous No.725085539 [Report] >>725085714
>>725085443
According to the writers and devs. Never apparently.
Anonymous No.725085547 [Report]
>>725085507
Look on the bright side, anon, you've had that experience before.
Anonymous No.725085550 [Report] >>725085585 >>725085650
>>725085498
>When you suddenly had all that porn on your computer? It was me, Robert!
Anonymous No.725085580 [Report]
>>725085474
i doubt that it will matter at all but I thought the scene afterwards of everyone revealing their names was a sweet one
Anonymous No.725085585 [Report]
>>725085550
>That time Beef vomited all over because someone fed him chocolate, IT WAS ME!
Anonymous No.725085589 [Report] >>725087151
>>725085512
If his heart actually had to take 800 mph equivalent heartrates, he would've died the first time he used his power, age irrelevant.
Anonymous No.725085597 [Report] >>725085640
>>725085526
Who says I am gay?
Anonymous No.725085603 [Report]
>>725085474
Yes. Why aren't you listening to courtney's advice?
Anonymous No.725085609 [Report]
>>725085450
She drinks her own blood
Anonymous No.725085616 [Report]
>>725085474
The truth shall set you free my guy
Anonymous No.725085625 [Report] >>725085725 >>725086051
>I'm gonna dance like there's no tomorrow!
>Ain’t no pacemaker strong enough for these moves.
>Keep up!
>Heaven's gotta wait, this is my song.
What did Chase mean by all this?
Anonymous No.725085628 [Report] >>725085707 >>725085718
How come all the porn of this series is phenomenaman and sonar?
Anonymous No.725085629 [Report] >>725085851
>>725085450
I like her but she got booted before she had a chance to be anything more than le murder girl
Anonymous No.725085630 [Report]
>>725084119
Invisigal is such a gooner that she would let herself suffocate to be able to watch Robert plow that half-demon pussy
Anonymous No.725085631 [Report] >>725086786 >>725086816
Imagine what her tail can do during sex haha
Anonymous No.725085640 [Report]
>>725085597
You ah gay.
Anonymous No.725085650 [Report]
>>725085550
That's clearly female, and I want to fuck it. The costume stays on.
Anonymous No.725085663 [Report]
>>725085330
>I also know friends who married those types of girls because they were hot baddies and I don't envy them at all.
My god, I have a buddy like that who looks miserable whenever he's in a conversation with people talking about their relationships, and he's baby trapped now.
Anonymous No.725085680 [Report]
>>725085332
what's the hold up with the paperwork lady
Anonymous No.725085682 [Report]
>>725085482
Nah I get it too. It's a video game so it will work out. I'm just saying if you ever find a girl like Mandy in real life, don't fucking let her go. And if a girl like Invisigal ever enters your life, run far away if she ever starts coming on to you.
Anonymous No.725085694 [Report]
>>725084693
Hood girl and lanky dork is one of those funny meme couples that actually exist irl
Anonymous No.725085701 [Report] >>725085791
Invisigal's little bounces she was doing to the music as she stopped embracing Robert during the dance part made me Gosling hard af
Anonymous No.725085707 [Report] >>725085809
>>725085628
Who do you think consumes these types of games? Telltale fans and Critical Role fans are people who were homestuck/superwholock back in the day
Anonymous No.725085714 [Report] >>725085771
>>725085539
Source? I need to start following Korean artists, apparently.
Anonymous No.725085718 [Report]
>>725085628
It's not just them! You got Flambae as well.
Anonymous No.725085725 [Report]
>>725085625
i want to choke on prism's cunt and she doesnt need to take off her suit
Anonymous No.725085752 [Report]
>>725084260
Anonymous No.725085756 [Report] >>725085815
Post the best fan art so far
Anonymous No.725085771 [Report] >>725085850
>>725085714
Here you go.
https://xcancel.com/doggienemyboom/status/1986188741736833489
Anonymous No.725085785 [Report] >>725085835 >>725085859 >>725085918 >>725086004 >>725086868
>was introduced as the guy who fixes your mech suit
>fails to fix your mech suit
>lmao your original arc reactor is still out there let's just get it
What the fuck was the point of this character then?
Anonymous No.725085789 [Report]
I feel like Dispatch is the kind of game that gets a wiki with a page for every character.
I do not fel like Dispatch is the kind of game that needs such a wiki.
Anonymous No.725085791 [Report]
>>725085701
she has a lot of little things that maker her great like this wink she does when she grabs bobert
Anonymous No.725085809 [Report]
>>725085707
Oh those freaks, yeah, I wouldn't know anything about that.
Anonymous No.725085815 [Report]
>>725085756
Anonymous No.725085828 [Report] >>725086228
Dispatching superheroine wife
Anonymous No.725085835 [Report] >>725085884 >>725085890
>>725085785
Spy for Shroud, he was never going to fix the suit, he was deliberately setting up to fail to bait Robert into getting the pulse so he could steal it.
Anonymous No.725085840 [Report]
Hey anon...
keep up...
Anonymous No.725085850 [Report] >>725085919
>>725085771
Thanks.
Anonymous No.725085851 [Report]
>>725085629
Yeah that's the problem, by the time they ask you to make that decision batboy has had way more screentime than her. Honestly there's a lot of places where Dispatch feels rushed, it could have done with being 12 episodes instead of 8.
Anonymous No.725085859 [Report] >>725086054
>>725085785
Gay Bara bait?
Anonymous No.725085867 [Report] >>725085931 >>725085972 >>725086035 >>725086036 >>725086039 >>725086056 >>725086089 >>725086231 >>725086380 >>725087317 >>725087391 >>725087629
>Courtney (brown asian/latina)
>Chase (literally a negro)
>Mandy (italian)
>Colm (ok)
>Robert (arab)
>Victor (retarded)
>Alice (literally black from ivory coast)
>More white millennial names ...
>None of them are milk white except Colm
Whoever is in charge of the names pls kys
Anonymous No.725085879 [Report] >>725085904 >>725085906 >>725085938 >>725085981 >>725086732
Jeffrey Wright should def do more VA
Anonymous No.725085884 [Report]
>>725085835
Would be kino
Anonymous No.725085890 [Report]
>>725085835
Royd would never do that. He's too much of a bro
Anonymous No.725085902 [Report] >>725086061
>>725083645
I like BB but her being upper-management and not part of all the nitty gritty of the Z-team's bullshit puts her at a real disadvantage screentime-wise.
Anonymous No.725085904 [Report]
>>725085879
He was in Last of Us 2 for two scenes as a character who didn't matter and could've been cut.
Anonymous No.725085906 [Report]
>>725085879
He was from Westworld right? Fantastic range
Anonymous No.725085915 [Report] >>725085957
>>725083393
>>725083795
>laotian
Damn it bobby
Anonymous No.725085918 [Report]
>>725085785
It gave Robert hope that he could be Mecha Man again, which is why he joined SDN in the first place.
Were that idea not there, he wouldn't be anyone else except Robert, and his backstory would matter less and less and time went on.
Anonymous No.725085919 [Report]
>>725085850
Glad to help.
Anonymous No.725085931 [Report]
>>725085867
Forgetting someone
Anonymous No.725085938 [Report]
>>725085879
he was great, always have loved seeing him pop up in stuff since I saw Casino Royale in high school.
Anonymous No.725085957 [Report]
>>725085915
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.725085971 [Report]
>/v/ after meeting Prism and Coupe:
Anonymous No.725085972 [Report]
>>725085867
>chase
>is black
>super power is running away fast
Anonymous No.725085981 [Report]
>>725085879
>He was Jim from the new Batman movie
huh
Anonymous No.725085997 [Report]
>dodges your sack punch with extendo-legs
>noodles you
Fucking manlets
Anonymous No.725086004 [Report]
>>725085785
He was originally going to be a powered superhero, but instead got downgraded to support.
Anonymous No.725086007 [Report] >>725086193 >>725086383
Imagine Malevola recording herself absolutely rocking Robert's world, slamming her red ass on his pelvis, and having him cum inside her pussy before she sends the video of her getting pregnant to Courtney.
Anonymous No.725086016 [Report] >>725086105 >>725086136
Is he /our/ guy?
Anonymous No.725086023 [Report]
>>725085514
get therapy
Anonymous No.725086030 [Report] >>725087368
>>725083527
4
Anonymous No.725086035 [Report] >>725088609
>>725085867
>(literally black from ivory coast)
i thought it said she was from michigan
Anonymous No.725086036 [Report]
>>725085867
You do know in real life not all latinas are gonna need to be named ISABELA CARMENCITA FERNANDEZ and not all black people are named DAQUANSHAWNTAVIOUS right?
Anonymous No.725086039 [Report]
>>725085867
Immigrants often take English or anglicized names because it increases their chances of success in society, although this practice is more common in some cultures (e.g. East Asians) than others
Anonymous No.725086041 [Report]
>>725083791
You can tell Visi at the bar that you can just be friends, but we don't know if that locks in anything or not yet
Anonymous No.725086051 [Report] >>725086102
>>725085625
i want that muscle mommy
Anonymous No.725086054 [Report]
>>725085859
I love how even in fanart Robert has no ass, lore accurate I guess
Anonymous No.725086056 [Report]
>>725085867
Basically every character in the series was white originally lmao
Anonymous No.725086061 [Report]
>>725085902
I'm hoping she gets more screentime now since the plot is finally moving, but I have a feeling it might be too little too late. They're going to have to give her a character arc in essentially two episodes while Invisigal has steadily been building up since Episode 2. It just can't happen unless they drastically cut down Invisigal's screentime.
Anonymous No.725086087 [Report]
Reminder that Malevola is actually the highest ranked member of the team because Afghaggot cheats the stats by starting fires.
Anonymous No.725086089 [Report]
>>725085867
Courtney is definitely a hood asian. I say filipina. Explains her white boy fetish
Anonymous No.725086102 [Report] >>725086169
>>725086051
You know a game is good when in response to that I can ask: Which one?
Anonymous No.725086105 [Report]
>>725086016
He's no one's guy
Anonymous No.725086118 [Report] >>725086147 >>725086157
so is Visi going to lock the fuck in the next episodes
Anonymous No.725086129 [Report]
>>725085507
>Bros I haven't had a whole night out at the bar with friends
me either
Anonymous No.725086136 [Report] >>725086227 >>725086682
>>725086016
Yes.
Anonymous No.725086147 [Report] >>725086220
>>725086118
After she gets plowed by Robert
Anonymous No.725086157 [Report] >>725086220
>>725086118
Visi is going to leglock Robert next episode
Anonymous No.725086169 [Report] >>725086301
>>725086102
the red one
Anonymous No.725086176 [Report] >>725086263 >>725086280 >>725086363 >>725086747
>phenomaman doesn't solo the bar fight
???
Anonymous No.725086192 [Report] >>725087242
>a looooot of squats
based Ad-Hoc educating female players
Anonymous No.725086193 [Report] >>725086418
>>725086007
Her ass is already red
Anonymous No.725086220 [Report]
>>725086157
>>725086147
Can you gooner fucks be normal for one fucking minute?
Anonymous No.725086227 [Report] >>725086682
>>725086136
I love him
Anonymous No.725086228 [Report]
>>725085828
cute
Anonymous No.725086231 [Report] >>725086321
>>725085867
>Chase (literally a negro)
>slave descendent
>probably 6-7th gen american bare minimum
>suprised he has a white name

???????
Anonymous No.725086234 [Report]
He's literally me
Anonymous No.725086246 [Report] >>725086285 >>725086294 >>725086371 >>725086479 >>725086641 >>725086709 >>725086808 >>725087091 >>725087340 >>725087472 >>725088778
Is Courtney really a virgin at 27 years old?
Anonymous No.725086261 [Report]
>Coop fights while holding a bottle the entire time
>Sonar has cocaine on his nose
>both just phase in through the fucking wall in their initial frames (Sonar's is especially retarded)
Some dude just had to do their animations after the rest of the scene was done lmao
Anonymous No.725086263 [Report] >>725088749
>>725086176
He rolled snake eyes on physical instrument
Anonymous No.725086273 [Report]
>>725084709
The last time Van could be looked at.
Anonymous No.725086280 [Report]
>>725086176
He's busy venting over being dumped and knows his buddies have it.
Anonymous No.725086285 [Report]
>>725086246
vaginally yes, anally no
Anonymous No.725086294 [Report]
>>725086246
>Asian in America
you tell me
Anonymous No.725086301 [Report]
>>725086169
Good taste.
Anonymous No.725086306 [Report]
>>725084341
Damn I wish Carley had better romance
Anonymous No.725086320 [Report]
>>725084693
He cute
Anonymous No.725086321 [Report]
>>725086231
A lot of race obsessed posters don't actually live in the western society they complain about to know how it works
Anonymous No.725086327 [Report] >>725086342 >>725086396 >>725086415
>>725083404 (OP)
should I give Phenomaman meds?
Seriously, the other choice is incredibly OP, but in this one he won't be depressed anymore, and that's big, I like the big guy, don't want him to be depressed
On the other hand, halved resting time
Anonymous No.725086342 [Report] >>725086416 >>725087269
>>725086327
>Getting him on SSRIs
He'll murder the entire town by next episode
Anonymous No.725086349 [Report]
Blonde Blazer is pampering Robert so fucking much.
I think I understand her now. She wanted to break up with P-Man for a long time because of his alien autism and had been smitten with 3rd gen Mecha Man for awhile. Look at the way she fucking looks at Robert. I recognize that fucking look.

She looks at Robert like he is a beaten, neglected puppy. She feels bad for the normal guy who kicks ass with no superpowers who inevitably would not be able to afford to do superhero work anymore. She pampers you to hook you in with her.
Anonymous No.725086363 [Report] >>725087409
>>725086176
I didn't even see him fighting. Narratively it made sense since no one posed a threat to him and he was depressed, but it was clearly because the devs wrote that scene with Waterboy in mind lol
Anonymous No.725086371 [Report]
>>725086246
No
Anonymous No.725086380 [Report]
>>725085867
the only chase i know is a black guy
Anonymous No.725086383 [Report]
>>725086007
>Oh, holy shit, Mal!
>You too?
>Here, I got this one from Mandy:
>matingpress.mp4 (914 MB)
>And this one is from Alice...
>MAKIN-MULATOS-WITH-BWC.mp4 (1.2 GB)
>Tiffany. The girl in the cat suit. You know her?
>plappies_:-3_.mp4 (2.7 GB)
>Yeah, I dunno about that one. The suit stayed on. But here's mine:
>Love2 (1.1 GB)
>Wait. If we all have maternity leave at the same time, do you think the branch will be okay!?
Anonymous No.725086394 [Report] >>725086423 >>725086651 >>725087185 >>725088923
(´◡`)
Anonymous No.725086395 [Report] >>725086463
So are they adding more qts to romance over time or smth?
I might actually be interested now, but I need either a powerful hag to mommydom me or a total dork to SQUEEZE
Variety and all that
Anonymous No.725086396 [Report] >>725086416
>>725086327
>he thinks anti-depressants make you not depressed
Anonymous No.725086408 [Report] >>725086468 >>725086484 >>725086570
If you kill your enemies, Shroud wins
Anonymous No.725086409 [Report]
>>725085071
Based Jessie
Anonymous No.725086415 [Report]
>>725086327
>so wacked out he cant even fly
yeah that seems like a healthy long-term solution
Anonymous No.725086416 [Report]
>>725086396
I know they do my dude
>>725086342
that's a point
Anonymous No.725086418 [Report]
>>725086193
>he can't make it redder
NGMI
Anonymous No.725086423 [Report]
>>725086394
He gets to go inside!
Anonymous No.725086432 [Report]
>HEY PHENOMAWIMP! YOU'RE BEATIFUL HANDSOME CHISELED NIGGA
>cries and fails the mission
Anonymous No.725086435 [Report] >>725086454
>>725083513
almost killing yourself egolifting?
Anonymous No.725086442 [Report]
>>725084354
Anonymous No.725086454 [Report]
>>725086435
Yes
Anonymous No.725086456 [Report] >>725086509
>>725083595
Does anyone have the base exploitable for this?
Anonymous No.725086463 [Report] >>725086505 >>725086618
>>725086395
no but the demon girl gets all handsy and tailsy with Robert and Visi gets Visibly jealous.
Anonymous No.725086468 [Report]
>>725086408
Counterpoint: If you kill your enemies, they die.
Anonymous No.725086479 [Report]
>>725086246
lol
Anonymous No.725086482 [Report]
They missed an opportunity to have goons slip on Waterboy's puddles or like 4 dudes ganging up on Phenomaman moping in the corner while breaking their knives on him, unfazed
Anonymous No.725086484 [Report]
>>725086408
Shroud killed my family he deserves to die
Anonymous No.725086505 [Report] >>725086608 >>725086626
>>725086463
Can you smooch her yet or is that a thing for later episodes or smth?
Anonymous No.725086509 [Report] >>725087191
>>725086456
the original has the girl brown skinned
might still be easier to work with
Anonymous No.725086516 [Report] >>725086668
where were you when visi won
Anonymous No.725086534 [Report] >>725086591
Can you get the third tier of upgraded powers or is it only limited to tier 2 for now?
Anonymous No.725086547 [Report] >>725086583 >>725086618
Courtney bros…
Anonymous No.725086567 [Report]
I don't even own this game I just watch the clips on Youtube.
Anonymous No.725086570 [Report] >>725086717
>>725086408
Sure. Shroud wins the prize of death
Anonymous No.725086583 [Report]
>>725086547
why is her hand in that spot
Anonymous No.725086591 [Report] >>725086645
>>725086534
>for now
Dude the game's practically over.
Anonymous No.725086608 [Report]
>>725086505
I think it'll be a thing in later episodes
Anonymous No.725086616 [Report] >>725087187
You know if they hit the warehouse that night chase would be alive. They had fucking Phenomiman and Blonde Brazier they 100% could have taken everyone there.

It's BB's fault that chase is dead and that they lost the astral pulse
Anonymous No.725086618 [Report] >>725086716
>>725086547
>>725086463
What's Visi thinking in that moment?
Anonymous No.725086626 [Report] >>725086752
>>725086505
later
despite all her raunchy posturing, Visi is oddly kind of pure and dorky. she covers her eyes when faced with Robert in his underwear, and the furthest she has gone is dancing with him and staring longingly into his eyes.
Anonymous No.725086641 [Report]
>>725086246
She fucks bat men
Anonymous No.725086645 [Report]
>>725086591

>ep 7 has you take on Chase's workload as well, making it more heavy on the gameplay sections
Anonymous No.725086651 [Report]
>>725086394
The realest nigga on the whole cast that isn't Chase.
Anonymous No.725086652 [Report]
>Keep up
Based black man
Anonymous No.725086659 [Report]
Gonna miss that lil nigga
Anonymous No.725086661 [Report] >>725086718 >>725087679
Keep up

I knew this shit was coming.
Anonymous No.725086668 [Report]
>>725086516
VISI SWEEP!
Anonymous No.725086682 [Report] >>725087015
>>725086136
>>725086227
gays pls go
Anonymous No.725086709 [Report]
>>725086246
Dumbass!
Anonymous No.725086716 [Report]
>>725086618
Anonymous No.725086717 [Report]
>>725086570
God a dispatch with venture bros villains sounds so fun. Brick frog for Z -team
Anonymous No.725086718 [Report]
>>725086661
>that moment you see him doing the pose and realize what's about to happen
Anonymous No.725086731 [Report] >>725086821 >>725087064 >>725087307
/r/ some kind drawfag to redraw this, but with Invisigal in the cuck chair while Malevola fucks Robert's brains out.
Anonymous No.725086732 [Report]
>>725085879
I'm sick of seeing him on the screen, but he does good VA work
Anonymous No.725086747 [Report]
>>725086176
I was disappointed he didn't appear at all, even to just chat someone to death while chairs were broken against his back.
Anonymous No.725086752 [Report]
>>725086626
Yup, mating press until octuplets
Anonymous No.725086753 [Report]
Recent events have made me question my choices in bitches to fuck
Anonymous No.725086778 [Report] >>725086803
Robert's apartment has more lamps than mine now and it makes me think I should probably get a lamp too instead of relying on the light of my monitor
Anonymous No.725086781 [Report] >>725086895 >>725088670
For those whoe kept sonar, did his voice acting get any worse?
Anonymous No.725086782 [Report] >>725086817 >>725087869
I still think Chase and Visi are moles for Shroud, like an Otacon and EVA situation. It explains the warehouse leak to the other mooks because Chase senses Visi is getting too into her feelings for Robert so he tried taking out Visi when he noticed she was about to steal the pulse for Robert. It also explains why he's so nonchalant at first when Robert was trying to help her. It was only when he saw Robert get really worried for Visi when Shroud was attacking her that he stepped in.
Anonymous No.725086786 [Report]
>>725085631
Help with cuddling?
Anonymous No.725086803 [Report]
>>725086778
I recently was in the market for a lamp, and holy shit it was hard to find one with a simple pull string to turn it on and off.
Anonymous No.725086808 [Report]
>>725086246
Lol. Lmao even.
Anonymous No.725086816 [Report]
>>725085631
>her abs are visibls through her shirt
They knew
Anonymous No.725086817 [Report] >>725086872 >>725086970
>>725086782
shroud has or is a hacker, he doesn't need a mole
Anonymous No.725086821 [Report]
>>725086731
>Image that has now aged horribly
Anonymous No.725086847 [Report] >>725086892 >>725086964
Red mommy....
Anonymous No.725086854 [Report] >>725086945 >>725087043 >>725087086
Episode 6 kinda sucked. Everything feels like it's somehow going too fast while also nothing is happening. Also the Z team is still doing stuff like babysitting animals and unclogging toilets when we should be past that narrative-wise.
Anonymous No.725086868 [Report]
>>725085785
desu, just anyone being able to make the power source significantly reduces the importance/significance/uniqueness/etc of the mecha man suit as well as Shrouds pursuit of the power source
Anonymous No.725086872 [Report] >>725087031 >>725087930
>>725086817
>Shroud's perspective is exactly the same as Robert, just the dispatcher for the villain team
>including hacking minigames
Anonymous No.725086879 [Report]
>>725085450
I hope she either gets a cool redemptive moment or a chance to abruptly go full evil assassin on Shroud's people. I'm fine with either
Anonymous No.725086890 [Report] >>725086931
What's the song Prism is singing in the bar?
Anonymous No.725086892 [Report]
>>725086847
Her jorts are way too big. Looks like a diaper.
Anonymous No.725086895 [Report]
>>725086781
I don't think so, but then again I never thought it was bad. His voice suits him.
Anonymous No.725086929 [Report]
>Invisigal's face during the dancing scene if you go BB
I don't like it, why'd they have to do that to her
Anonymous No.725086931 [Report]
>>725086890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLyXwRHpqEE
Anonymous No.725086937 [Report] >>725086979 >>725087037 >>725087068
>>725084932
>>725085131
My only complaint with the "shake up" thing is it's implied z team basically are employed instead of being in jail. As if it was an alternative sentence from a judge or some shit, like when people got sent to the military. So firing someone after presumably only a few weeks/months? Feels really fucking weird.
Anonymous No.725086943 [Report] >>725086978
>visi says bare walls is a sign of depression
>I have bare walls IRL
It's not true...right?
Anonymous No.725086945 [Report] >>725087049
>>725086854
Z-team hasn't proved they can handle the big leagues, they're only a real unit for like a couple of days.
Anonymous No.725086948 [Report]
Lads I just finished.
I am distraught.
Anonymous No.725086964 [Report]
>>725086847
not with that voice
Anonymous No.725086970 [Report]
>>725086817
Sure, and they even call that in the scene saying that he'll probably figure it out eventually. I may be reading too much into it but I'm hung up on the "wow when the heroes figure out the location of the mcguffin suddenly EVERYONE knows it too" because narratively that would imply that someone in the group is a leak.
Anonymous No.725086972 [Report]
>>725085474
Well I told them because I think it's always better to get a big secret like that out in a controlled environment rather than have it used against you at the worst possible time, but I think it's a valid fear to not reveal it. You're hanging out with a guy who would want to burn you alive, and if not that, you're trusting him with your biggest secret.
Anonymous No.725086978 [Report]
>>725086943
It's not.
Anonymous No.725086979 [Report] >>725087109
>>725086937
Also 'shaking things up' just leads to them sabotaging each other. Not exactly progress.
Anonymous No.725087015 [Report] >>725087468 >>725087703 >>725087869
>>725086682
Anonymous No.725087026 [Report]
>Robert just keeps getting punched in the face every episode
What the fuck, man
Anonymous No.725087031 [Report] >>725087930
>>725086872
>Episode 8 has you playing as Shroud and doing his villain dispatching
KINOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.725087037 [Report] >>725087632
>>725086937
They are employed though? This is repeated several times throughout the game.
Anonymous No.725087043 [Report] >>725087086
>>725086854

Z team is at the bottom the barrel, they get sent to do mundane/shit jobs. Sometimes they beat up some actual bad guys once in a while but they still work for a corpo who helps ALL their subscribers. You don't magically get out of doing shit work if you do well for a few days, you just have more work piled onto you if you prove yourself.
They don't really seem to mind it that much, since all they want is a paycheck.
Anonymous No.725087049 [Report] >>725087107
>>725086945
They proved themselves during the blackout or at least my Z team did
Anonymous No.725087064 [Report]
>>725086731
she has to be invisible though
Anonymous No.725087068 [Report]
>>725086937
I Sonar and Mal's comic the Phoenix program is employment that they have to seek out. So she just made you fire someone after their best day just because she felt like it
Anonymous No.725087072 [Report] >>725087137 >>725087485
>Game is ending next week
You think we did well enough for S2? They killed off the most expensive VA, so.
Anonymous No.725087082 [Report] >>725087420
stop being mean she's not a cuck
Anonymous No.725087083 [Report] >>725087183 >>725087194 >>725087370 >>725087465
>she hit Chase when he was right too
>a fucking old man
This is where she lost me. Invisibitch is a fucking cunt. She doesn't know what it means to be a hero in the slightest.

She only cares about her own satisfaction, which is why she's jealous and tries to sabotage Blonde Blazer and Robert's relationship from the very beginning
Anonymous No.725087086 [Report]
>>725086854
>>725087043
No, I think every team has to do the old 'cat stuck up in a tree' job, because they're there to fill the needs of subscribers, whatever they are. The profit cycle is
>subscriber has problem
>superhero solves problem with few questions asked
>this makes the news, earning them more subscribers
Anonymous No.725087091 [Report]
>>725086246
I don't think even the most Rabid Visifags are arguing that at this point.
Anonymous No.725087092 [Report]
I made the right call, I'm glad Sonar is still around
Anonymous No.725087107 [Report]
>>725087049
Even during the black out the worst they had to deal with was the plane crash.
Anonymous No.725087109 [Report]
>>725086979
It was progress because it aired out all the dirty laundry and after the team meeting, they finally formed a cohesive unit (even unlocking synergies in the process).
Anonymous No.725087137 [Report]
>>725087072
they said they are not planning on further seasons, or at least they weren't when they put this together. Dispatch was supposed to just enough revenue for them to finish acquiring everything with The Wolf Among Us.
Anonymous No.725087151 [Report]
>>725085589
I think it's implied he hasn't ran or used his power in years. Even robert says it's been more than a decade since he saw him last. He's presumably been an old fogie for almost as long.
Anonymous No.725087175 [Report] >>725087201 >>725087235 >>725087247 >>725087267 >>725087407 >>725087940
Invisigal or BB is the hardest choice since tifa/aerith or triss/yen
Anonymous No.725087183 [Report]
>>725087083
she made a bad choice and she knows it based on her reaction in those final moments of the episode.
Anonymous No.725087185 [Report]
>>725086394
He deserves to go inside too dammit
Anonymous No.725087187 [Report] >>725087305
>>725086616
DESU they made a mistake bringinig BB along for that planning, of course the HR bot corpo is gonna want to go through the proper channels
Anonymous No.725087191 [Report]
>>725086509
Cheers dude.
Anonymous No.725087194 [Report]
>>725087083
Yeah, I should've let her walk. Even if she gets a redemption a guy still had to die to get her retarded ass over the finish line.
Anonymous No.725087201 [Report]
>>725087175
Not even close.
Anonymous No.725087226 [Report]
>>725083513
Is he getting ready to beat the shit out of another journalist?
Anonymous No.725087235 [Report]
>>725087175
it's funny because to me it's stupid easy which one is better but I have to admit, both of them are very good love interests. best heterosexual love interests in a game in many years.
Anonymous No.725087242 [Report]
>>725086192
>tfw this scene
I SWEAR anons, Prism's ass, mostly her right butt cheek, jiggles at the exact moment she moves before the scene changes here, I see it, and I cannot unsee it
Anonymous No.725087247 [Report]
>>725087175
says a lot about you
Anonymous No.725087253 [Report]
>>725085230
I'm not sure I follow. Maybe they're being too subtle here?
Anonymous No.725087267 [Report] >>725087314 >>725087373 >>725087413 >>725087745
>>725087175
>a BPD traitor bitch criminal whore who is caused all your problems right now
versus
>a genuinely kind and authentic career woman who has respected and admired everything you stood for
WOW SUCH A TOUGH CHOICE
Anonymous No.725087269 [Report] >>725087331 >>725087441
>>725086342
Do you also believe that HIV isn't real?
Anonymous No.725087301 [Report] >>725087315
>I'M A BITCH, MY NAME'S ROBERT, I'M A BITCH, MY NAME'S ROBERT
>I HAVE A TINY PENIS AND MY NAME IS ROBERT
Anonymous No.725087305 [Report] >>725087437
>>725087187
What's funny about your consistent "HR" cope is that as a Dispatcher, Robert is using official channels to turn these fucking Z team losers into real heroes.

Stop being such a pathetic retarded Visifag and pull your god damn head out of your ass. Proper channels is the reason COURTNEY isn't in fucking prison.
Anonymous No.725087307 [Report]
>>725086731
This
So much this
Anonymous No.725087314 [Report]
>>725087267
>caused all your problems right now
SHE'LL SAY SHE'S SORRY WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Anonymous No.725087315 [Report]
>>725087301
robertbros... our response?
Anonymous No.725087317 [Report]
>>725085867
I'm a zipperhead but I have a british first name lmfao.
Anonymous No.725087320 [Report] >>725087352 >>725087508
>robert
>no powers
>5'2
>both arms frail and broken
>was in a coma like 3 days ago
>struggles to lift 30kg
>somehow easily pegs villains with superpowers and buffs during the bar fight, with his bare hands
hey devs, time to retire
Anonymous No.725087324 [Report] >>725087368
>>725083527
2 with dick
Anonymous No.725087331 [Report] >>725087408
>>725087269
Many of the people in this thread have either been on SSRI's or are currently on them. They're for stabilizing you, but sometimes cause psychotic symptoms. They're not 'cures depression' candy.
Anonymous No.725087340 [Report]
>>725086246
yes (she prefers to watch)
Anonymous No.725087352 [Report]
>>725087320
I think it was 90kg, not 30.
Anonymous No.725087368 [Report]
>>725083527
4, 100%.
4bros here: >>725086030 >>725084418 >>725083713 >>725083619 >>725083602 >>725083584
>>725087324
Hugh? What?
Man, piss off!
Anonymous No.725087370 [Report] >>725087575 >>725087598 >>725087652 >>725087781 >>725087929 >>725089334
>>725087083
Chase isn't some geriatric who can't take a hit, he's still in his thirties. Also I don't understand why people are saying he's dead unless it's leaks, his power makes him age 50x faster sure, but he couldn't have been running more than a few minutes and didn't take any hits.
Anonymous No.725087373 [Report]
>>725087267
Yeah but tsundere tomboy. There's really no competition at all.
Anonymous No.725087375 [Report]
>>725085507
Overrated.
I just drank until I could timeskip to tomorrow.
Anonymous No.725087379 [Report] >>725087498 >>725087591
No fucking way skinny ass Roberto lifts 1pl8
Anonymous No.725087391 [Report] >>725087516
>>725085867
>>Robert (arab)
Arab?
How?
Is Robert the descendant of an oil prince or something which was how the first Mecha suit was funded by US oil money from Arabia or something?
Anonymous No.725087407 [Report] >>725087491 >>725087612 >>725087851 >>725087865
>>725087175
One of them punches both you and your senior citizen mentor for telling her that she's a cunt and a villainous scrub.

One of them is Disney princess tier perfect wife and mother, who can also crack the whip and command every single persons respect and loyalty.
Anonymous No.725087408 [Report] >>725087584
>>725087331
>tfw sister and female friends said I should try antidepressants
I'm gonna fucking die aren't I
Anonymous No.725087409 [Report]
>>725086363
Waterboy also isn't the fight for what it's worth.
Anonymous No.725087413 [Report]
>>725087267
she ironically saved him from his fate of dying in the suit, now he's a corpo desk worker
Anonymous No.725087420 [Report] >>725087479
>>725087082
Suuuuuuure. She just happens to be a voyeur who watches famous people fuck and does nothing but watch when another, stronger girl gets handsy with her crush
Anonymous No.725087424 [Report] >>725087681
>>725084170
Might be replacing Persona as the premier friend simulator if the series keeps going because I just wanna hang more with the team man. They’re growing on me man. Snap-picked telling them the truth.
Anonymous No.725087437 [Report]
>>725087305
what the fuk are you talking about LOL

>have superman and a woman who can clone superman

>durrrr lets wait and attack this place later even though we know it's actively being moved around and villains are actively trying to weaponize it

that's like knowing some criminals have a bomb and going police going naaaah, lets wait til tomorrow to take care of it. fucking retard LOL
Anonymous No.725087438 [Report] >>725087862
Crunchy
Anonymous No.725087441 [Report]
>>725087269
Fags get AIDS all the time. SSRIs have a high correlation with suicidal ideation and contemplation of psychotic thoughts.
Do you really want to give that shit to an alien? Are you going to recommend therapy too you fucking fruit?
Anonymous No.725087458 [Report] >>725087519
I can't remember the last time I've played a game in which I liked every single character, how did they do it?
Anonymous No.725087465 [Report]
>>725087083
I like Visi but her being an ex-villain isn't just a quirky trait. She clearly has a very shady past and has done some fucked up things, and having the acknowledgment of that thrown in her face always makes her lash out.
Anonymous No.725087468 [Report]
>>725087015
literally only flambae's va could have pulled off such a dogshit seven millennials in a science lab joke and I hate that I found it funny so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.725087472 [Report]
>>725086246
The Cuckqean may be a physical virgin but she is not a mental virgin and has witnessed sex live and in person
Anonymous No.725087476 [Report] >>725087546 >>725087891
So which is the overall better choice, Phenomenaman or Waterboy?
Anonymous No.725087479 [Report] >>725087589
>>725087420
all of her raunchy posturing is bullshit
someone who watches famous people fuck doesn't cover their eyes when seeing their crush in a shirt and underwear/
Anonymous No.725087485 [Report]
>>725087072
I don't want it to be over, man. I've grown attached to these fucking retards.
Anonymous No.725087491 [Report]
>>725087407
>every single persons respect
heh
Anonymous No.725087498 [Report] >>725087692
>>725087379
1pl8 bench is not hard even for a skellymoder
Anonymous No.725087505 [Report]
She's attacked too many people too many times for being correct about her toxic aura for me to continuously feel so sorry for her. She won't stop being a stupid bitch
Anonymous No.725087508 [Report]
>>725087320
Robert looks more like he's 5'10"
Anonymous No.725087516 [Report]
>>725087391
The anon is most likely baiting but i can see some north african in him honestly desu
Anonymous No.725087519 [Report]
>>725087458
>Whatchu mean temporarily? BITCH you blind FOREVER
Cardi C has rocketed up the ladder for best Dispatch girl for me
Anonymous No.725087539 [Report] >>725087879
Why would anyone pick Mandy?
You could have a hot superpowered ex-villain gf
or you could have an HR normie with no powers who isn't even taller than you or muscular.
Anonymous No.725087546 [Report] >>725087895 >>725087989
>>725087476
Phenomeman doesn't level up, but rests fast. If you never fuck up calls he's very valuable. Waterboy starts weak but gets 2x exp. Problem is there isn't enough game left to make that matter.

Just pick who you want storywise.
Anonymous No.725087565 [Report]
>>725085474
If your sentiment was that it doesn't matter who you used to be but what you're right now, then it's not wrong.
Anonymous No.725087575 [Report]
>>725087370
She still cost him years of his life at minimum because she's a retard
Anonymous No.725087584 [Report]
>>725087408
No, you won't, but you should know what you're getting into. Like your motivation is probably going to go down, among other side effects. Unless you actually have maladaptive depressive symptoms, like suicidal thoughts that you'd act on, I wouldn't recommend it.
Prescription drugs don't change anything about your life. They're just there to deal with chemical imbalances.
Anonymous No.725087589 [Report]
>>725087479
She was joking about covering her eyes. You Reddit retards who think Courtney is "wholesome" despite having 1000 blaring red flags are absolutely SMOKING that copium pack. She's a foul mouthed perverted slut and that's why you like her. No reason to pretend otherwise
Anonymous No.725087591 [Report] >>725087692
>>725087379
Robert's physique can definitely lift 1pl8.
I forget how tall he is though
But 135 is like highschooler level easily. probably freshman if we're being honest.
Anonymous No.725087598 [Report] >>725088137
>>725087370
>he's still in his thirties
Technically, but the grey hair isn't just for show. His powers fully aged him and made him more frail. That's why using them again even for just a few moments was so dangerous.
Anonymous No.725087612 [Report] >>725087808
>>725087407
Do they respect her? Or do they fear her?
She doesn't exactly have a powerful voice or a strong presence.
The only reason I can think that they all get their shit together when she speaks up is because you don't pick a fight with someone above your weight class.
Anonymous No.725087629 [Report]
>>725085867
>Irish
>white
I swear Zoomers try so hard to be racist but don't know the basics
Anonymous No.725087632 [Report]
>>725087037
Yes, but in the example if you get kicked out of the military you get sent back to jail. In game whomever you fire apparently just, doesn't work there anymore and is fine? Their respective Synergy partner talks about going to check on them or hang out with them etc.

They both had multiple years in jail as the alternative so it's strange to just ignore that.
Anonymous No.725087642 [Report] >>725087702
Anonymous No.725087652 [Report] >>725088137
>>725087370
>he's still in his thirties
Mentally maybe, but his body isn't. Going from 1 to 100 when he's not only old but also out of shape has consequences.
Anonymous No.725087679 [Report]
>>725086661
>smiles as he gets to use his powers one last time to save someone
Anonymous No.725087681 [Report] >>725087770
>>725087424
For as much jap media I've been and continue to consooming, really hate how most of it is stuck in high school. Really need more adult games of this type.
Anonymous No.725087683 [Report]
>You can't like BB because uhhh...she isn't a fuck up
Anonymous No.725087692 [Report] >>725087772
>>725087498
>>725087591
Nigga I'm literally the same build as Robert, 175cm, 50kg
Anonymous No.725087694 [Report]
>>725084851
While people are ribbing eachother, Robert claims he is the "most bullyable" of the team. She affirms this because "At least Waterboy can make women wet."
Anonymous No.725087702 [Report]
>>725087642
as an invisichad, I didn't get BB's appeal until seeing her version of the dance scene
she's super cute in it
Anonymous No.725087703 [Report]
>>725087015
The way that there's zero to no effort put into the rhymes makes it a lot funnier.
Anonymous No.725087736 [Report] >>725087779 >>725087791 >>725087826 >>725088037
Alright...this weekly episode drops is getting stale, just drop the whole story already
Anonymous No.725087745 [Report] >>725088712
>>725087267
Wow, when you put it like that who would ever choose BB?
Anonymous No.725087763 [Report]
>>725083510
If you romance her she will die. It's the only way Telltale knows to provoke emotion.
Anonymous No.725087770 [Report] >>725087981
>>725087681
>really hate how most of it is stuck in high school
The rest of the world generally has their best memories from mid-teens to early 20s. In China Japan and Korea the fun literally stops after high school.
Anonymous No.725087772 [Report]
>>725087692
wait is Robert only 110 lbs? Really? That's pretty hard to believe. Based on his build and height he should be heavier.
Anonymous No.725087779 [Report]
>>725087736
your wish is granted
final episode is next wednesday
Anonymous No.725087781 [Report] >>725088137
>>725087370
he didn't die because he used up some arbitrary lifespan amount it's because he's an 80 year old man who sprinted across town and then halfway back carrying a grown ass woman. He literally said when he explained it it's a heart issue
Anonymous No.725087782 [Report] >>725087847 >>725087901 >>725088013 >>725088073
This won't have a satisfying conclusion unless they seriously up the playtime of the last two chapters. Like double the usual. Which they won't do.
Anonymous No.725087784 [Report] >>725087829
>Punch Up's secret technique is just running around destroying people's testicles
disgusting leprechaun
Anonymous No.725087791 [Report]
>>725087736
I hear they're gonna cave to the pressure and just release the rest of the game next week
Anonymous No.725087808 [Report]
>>725087612
>Do they respect her? Or do they fear her?
Probably both considering how she's a top tier hero and as part of the phoenix program, they're all at her mercy
Anonymous No.725087826 [Report] >>725088037 >>725088163
>>725087736
it clearly promotes discussion over a longer period and more hype. more hype over more time means more artwork too. you see huge boosts in player counts every episode drop whereas if the game had fully released it'd be done already. we probably wouldn't be here.
Anonymous No.725087829 [Report] >>725087853 >>725087872 >>725088061
>>725087784
What happens if the enemy is female?
Anonymous No.725087847 [Report]
>>725087782
This, episodes are too short and there's too few of them
Anonymous No.725087851 [Report] >>725087928
>>725087407
>One of them is Disney princess tier perfect wife and mother
She's an incompetent retard who told us to fire someone after we just had our best shift and was totally incompetent at dispatching when she tried to fill in
Anonymous No.725087853 [Report]
>>725087829
Five fingers.
Anonymous No.725087862 [Report] >>725088567
>>725087438
>Sonar puts in bugs
>Coup adds her blood
Which is weirder? I'm leaning Coup.
Anonymous No.725087865 [Report]
>>725087407
>sad chase

):
Anonymous No.725087869 [Report]
>>725086782
nigga BB is the mole. she finds Mechaman, sets him up, helps everyone try to find the Mecha-McGuffin, then tells Invisigirl "Oh we'll do it tomorrow~" only for it to get raided out of nowhere. If anyone else is the mole it wouldn't make sense, maybe MAYBE Chase is in on it, but 100% BB is the mole.

>>725087015
Anonymous No.725087872 [Report]
>>725087829
Women have the same vulnerability. Punch to the babymaker.
Anonymous No.725087879 [Report]
>>725087539
>You could have an autistic femcel prostitute who fingers men daily or you could have an HR hottie who's emotionally mature and can switch into 2 different hotgirl form
Anonymous No.725087891 [Report]
>>725087476
If you use Waterboy's synergy and Invis' Lone Wolf, you can hyperlevel the waterboy into a water man. I made him high INT and high VIG, which allowed him to solve every problem with the synergy.
Anonymous No.725087895 [Report] >>725087946 >>725088046
>>725087546
>Waterboy starts weak but gets 2x exp. Problem is there isn't enough game left to make that matter.

I very much disagree. If you ditch Coupe it lets him get synergy with Punch-Up which works so well. Not only does Punch-Up not get fucked over on his first day from the puddles, Punch-Up's power upgrade means you can send him with waterboy on every single solo job. Waterboy can basically only take int/cha with some speed and Punch-Up can take just combat and vigor with some speed and together they max every single fucking job.
Anonymous No.725087901 [Report]
>>725087782
I'm not sure how they're going to fit in the routine of the regular dispatch mini-game honestly. Will the final chapter be a series of dispatch assaults on Shroud's base of operations, or with Robert in the suit?

Or Robert running the dispatch operations from within the suit?
Anonymous No.725087904 [Report]
>>725083645
Been moaning about this since last week, they clearly wants invisigal to be the main heroine...I guess they make blonde blazer as romance option in the last minute to bait more players
Anonymous No.725087926 [Report]
there is no mole. i checked. you can trust me.
Anonymous No.725087928 [Report] >>725087970
>>725087851
>he thinks being a perfect wife and mother means "her ability to do some random desk job"
......What
Anonymous No.725087929 [Report]
>>725087370
>his power makes him age 50x faster sure,
He said run 50 times faster age 50 times faster but he was going and he'll alot faster than 50 times faster
Anonymous No.725087930 [Report]
>>725086872
>>725087031
Villain Dispatcher as a free Play Mode would be actual kino
Anonymous No.725087940 [Report]
>>725087175
Not really. If you want to fix a bad bitch you pick Invisigal. If you want a virgin tradwife, you pick BB.
Anonymous No.725087946 [Report]
>>725087895
my nigger, exactly what I did
Anonymous No.725087948 [Report] >>725088027 >>725089415 >>725089757
Golem is based and it is my eternal shame that I sent him out of that first meeting.
Anonymous No.725087970 [Report] >>725088035
>>725087928
No I said I don't want a literal retard
Anonymous No.725087976 [Report]
>>725083404 (OP)
Look, I'm going to be honest, I'm not buying this.
But I want to watch it, same as I did with The Walking Dead when I was 16. A long time ago.
Who's done a playthrough that's good?
Anonymous No.725087981 [Report]
>>725087770
Yeah I've heard that plenty before, I'll keep eating that garbage though.
Anonymous No.725087989 [Report] >>725088060
>>725087546
Yeah Phenomaman is fucking great. He basically solos any physical oriented job and is ready to go again in 15 seconds.
Anonymous No.725088013 [Report] >>725088065 >>725088083
>>725087782
I can already hear Dispatch 2 breathing down my neck
Would it be crazy for them to announce another week of episodes after keeping it secret?
Anonymous No.725088027 [Report]
>>725087948
I thought sending him out was the more impactful scene of the two. But now I regret him not being there for the pep talk.
Anonymous No.725088029 [Report]
Anons, if I replay one scene will I have to play the next ones to save progress?
Anonymous No.725088035 [Report]
>>725087970
How is she a literal retard....when she's an iconic superheroine with arguably higher stats than anyone on your team?

Let me guess, something something "White woman", amirite? Fuck off, Indian.
Anonymous No.725088037 [Report] >>725088080
>>725087826
>>725087736
>remember how netflix batch dropped part 6 of jojo on netflix to die
>tfw theyre gonna do the same thing to part 7
Anonymous No.725088046 [Report] >>725088108
>>725087895
you should pair him with Malevola so you can get rid of Moist Critikal and give her another Moist Man
Anonymous No.725088059 [Report] >>725088136 >>725088204 >>725088223 >>725088374 >>725088465
what exactly went so fucking right with this thing?
has Wolf Among Us been dethroned?
Anonymous No.725088060 [Report]
>>725087989
I only use Phenomeman as a last resort personally, you waste a lot of experience if you send him over the others
Anonymous No.725088061 [Report]
>>725087829
>You ain't gotta be a dude,
>Shit, I'll dick punch a chick,
>'Cause I don't discriminate,
>When I punch 'em in the dick.

>Whether Susie homemaker,
>Or a floozie homewrecker,
>Imma deck her in the pecker,
>Motherfekker!

>It could be yo' mama,
>Better be no drama,
>You could be the Dali-Lama,
>Imma STILL put it on ya;

>With a right, left, right-left yo dick's punched!
>Then ya say 'Goddamn my shit's crunched!'

I think he'd be fine.
Anonymous No.725088065 [Report] >>725089993
>>725088013
Unless Aaron Paul returns to wrangle the crew again Dispatch 2 will be straight garbage.
Anonymous No.725088073 [Report]
>>725087782
Next episode will be a funeral scene, and the dispatch will probably be stopping Shroud's crew as they rampage through the city with his powercell macguffin. End with Invisigal reveal.

Then episode 8 is coordinating everyone to attack Shroud, you kill him or don't. Smooch Invisigal, or she dies or something. Robert decides whether to be Mechaman or Dispatchman, not that it matters.
Anonymous No.725088075 [Report] >>725088105
>Flambae is the best
>episode 5+6:
>Flambae is the greatest
I'M A BITCH MY NAME IS ROBERT SUCH A BITCH WHOSE NAME IS ROBERT
Anonymous No.725088080 [Report]
>>725088037
man what a wet fart Stone Ocean release was
no JoJo Fridays really killed it for me
Anonymous No.725088083 [Report]
>>725088013
They could easily greenlight another "season" or even 2 right now as DLC, and sell it at a discount if you already own the first season
Anonymous No.725088105 [Report] >>725088138 >>725088187 >>725088518
>>725088075
You stayed for the full credits song he did, right?
Anonymous No.725088108 [Report] >>725088118
>>725088046
I don't care about your opinion regarding youtubers.
Anonymous No.725088118 [Report] >>725088141
>>725088108
I like the youtuber. I don't like his voice acting.
Anonymous No.725088123 [Report] >>725088184
>Invisibitches calling Blonde Blazer "literal retard"
Someone on the Z-Team is a literal retard and it ain't the fucking retired superheroine branch manager.
Anonymous No.725088136 [Report]
>>725088059
No. Wolf Among Us is too kino and gets everything right about the noir genre. The ending is still worth discussing to this day.
Anonymous No.725088137 [Report]
>>725087781
>>725087598
>>725087652
Fair enough. I think I was a bit defensive thinking it was patronizing him and his decision to help (and before that be a hardass), but was overestimating how much vitality he actually had left.
Anonymous No.725088138 [Report]
>>725088105
Of course I did. The only credits I saw in full, in fact.
Anonymous No.725088141 [Report]
>>725088118
okay
Anonymous No.725088163 [Report]
>>725087826
I think it was a great decision especially when compared with Telltale's release schedule
>Most of the previews of the next episodes would get rewritten in the months leading up to release
>People who'd see someone play them on youtube had no reason to buy a copy for themselves
It's way better marketing if people see someone play a chapter, get invested, and know they can buy the game and get caught up on its story before the next batch drops
Anonymous No.725088167 [Report]
>where's the based protagonist?
>they say they can only do wholesome chungus writing here
Anonymous No.725088184 [Report] >>725088387
>>725088123
They just aren't taking the realization that they made the worst possible choice because they were easily manipulated by a sex scene well.
Anonymous No.725088187 [Report]
>>725088105
Of course.
Anonymous No.725088204 [Report]
>>725088059
Wolf Among us was really good but fucked over by the rewrite. Crooked Man was a shit reveal and villain. I wish they'd been confident in what they wrote and not flipped the table because we figured out the reveal. Dispatch is better.
Anonymous No.725088223 [Report] >>725088382
>>725088059
While I miss some of the little details of old Telltale (like being able to poke around the environment and interact with random characters in-between progressing puzzles) the style in Dispatch does feel like it learned a thing or two from that time in how to streamline the process for the best way to hone in on its cinematic storytelling.

Of course that only works because the characters themselves are enjoyable and worth watching.
Anonymous No.725088253 [Report]
>>725088241
Anonymous No.725088310 [Report] >>725088368 >>725088404
I figured it out
>BB is shroud. Refuses to raid the ship immediately with z team when their strength combined could have gotten them the arc reactor
>only when she learns the location of the gizmo does shroud commence his attack
>hired robert on the pretense of making mechaman again just so they can to replicate the gizmo by using the mechaman suit as a test subject
>coerced visi into planting the bomb and destroying mecha man suit for this, ensuring robert becomes her corporate slave with the job proposition. all according to plan
>breaks up with phenomaman to dull Earth's greatest hero into a spiral of self doubt and depression
>puts someone as innocent as waterboy in jannie duty (evil)
Anonymous No.725088368 [Report] >>725088640
>>725088310
Why does Shroud need the arc reactor if she's actually wonder woman with super strength and flight?
Anonymous No.725088374 [Report] >>725088454
>>725088059
Wolf Among Us had a fun premise and top tier atmosphere, but I feel like the detective aspects were held back by the dialogue system because the mystery had to progress regardless of how terrible your deductions were.

If anything I thought Tales from the Borderlands (the first one) was the highlight of that era, because the branching choices were less about pretending that every single decision was super important and more about having fun with what jokes or over-the-top character scenarios you wanted to pursue.
Anonymous No.725088382 [Report] >>725088583
>>725088223
Maybe because I like management games, but TT's style felt like busywork half the time. Meanwhile I would play a Dispatch game solely about the dispatching
Anonymous No.725088387 [Report] >>725088472
>>725088184
Courtney still hasn't kissed Robert, it's literally all a dream, and Mandy has kissed him with tongue, gotten her second date, a dance, and kissed him on the cheek IN FRONT OF EVERYONE....Malevola was touching Robert in his underwear right in front of Courtney, fully knowing what it means....I mean YIKES

Mandy is so secure and Stacy in her position, that she doesn't care about people flirting with Robert, because she knows her pussy has him locked in. But Courtney?? The fucking psycho bitch literally follows him into the bathroom to sexually harass him and has punched him multiple times now. Reverse the roles and we are talking about severely disturbing implications.
Anonymous No.725088404 [Report]
>>725088310
wtf IM GAY?
Anonymous No.725088454 [Report]
>>725088374
scooter :(
Anonymous No.725088465 [Report] >>725088594
>>725088059
>Oh, people liked the two brown tomboys voiced by Laura Bailey and Erin Yvette showing romantic interest in the scrawny white boy? Okay, let's do it again but change it a little.
Anonymous No.725088472 [Report] >>725088501
>>725088387
>But what if the roles were reversed!
This is why conservatives don't win. Women are women and stalker style behaviour from a woman is HOT because they are not men.
Anonymous No.725088497 [Report]
>>725085450
>Cutting my boy Sonar

Sorry, but bros before hoes.
Anonymous No.725088501 [Report] >>725088653
>>725088472
Stupid, retarded fucking incel.
Anonymous No.725088518 [Report]
>>725088105
It kept going and going...
Anonymous No.725088531 [Report] >>725088579 >>725088604 >>725088671 >>725088672 >>725088783
>>725085348
She dumped phenomeman like a week ago, why is she already on the hunt for someone else
Anonymous No.725088554 [Report] >>725088642
Invisigal is literally the fucking problem but yet every single horrible thing she does is excused because "quirky tomboy chungus"

This is the definition of Mary Sue, she makes countless mistakes and never, ever apologizes
Anonymous No.725088567 [Report]
>>725087862
Coop. it'd be one thing if it was animal blood or something, but she's literally drinking her own blood.
Anonymous No.725088579 [Report]
>>725088531
She's a woman, that's what they do.
Anonymous No.725088583 [Report]
>>725088382
I'm a sucker for old point-and-click games, so I didn't mind it as long as the character writing was still interesting all throughout. But the Dispatch mini-game is fun and does feel more distinct in making use of its cast.

Just wish there were a few things in the story that were more affected by how you actually dispatch. Like a scene of your most successful hero getting a free pizza coupon from upper management or something.
Anonymous No.725088594 [Report]
>>725088465
yes
correct
thank you based Telltale
Anonymous No.725088604 [Report]
>>725088531
cuz she thinks he's good bf material or hot or some shit
Anonymous No.725088609 [Report] >>725088657
>>725086035
Her profile says she's from Flint Michigan, a total shithole if there ever was one. Fuck I'd rather live in Detroit these days.
Anonymous No.725088640 [Report]
>>725088368
it is an item of unimaginable power that can do stuff and things
Anonymous No.725088642 [Report]
>>725088554
She's hot and we've seen her boobs.
Checkmate.
Anonymous No.725088653 [Report] >>725088724
>>725088501
>B...But what if she was a man!
Shut up nigger
Anonymous No.725088657 [Report]
>>725088609
did the lead give her superpowers
Anonymous No.725088670 [Report] >>725088854
>>725086781
I feel like his voice acting got slightly more emotional?
Like, it's still Moistcritikal forever-bored tone of voice, but you can hear it in him that he realizes he almost lost his shot at redemption when he thanks Robert at the bar.
Anonymous No.725088671 [Report]
>>725088531
Phenomaman failed to treat her like a woman, potentially depriving her of human companionship for years of her life. Robert immediately gave her the fuck me eyes without a second notice and she is now in love with him. You can fall for someone pretty fast you know. Especially when you desperately crave it. Just look at Invisigal!!!!

Craving companionship is a normal, human thing to do. The fact that Invisibitches are still crying now for weeks proves that you're just a little bitch who thinks a woman doesn't have her own autonomy.
Anonymous No.725088672 [Report]
>>725088531
I assumed she had been growing distant for a while, but he lacked the social cues to really pick up on it. So moving on for her was clearly much easier than it was for him.
Anonymous No.725088712 [Report] >>725089068
>>725087745
If you choose BB you still get to keep visi as your cuck queen
If you choose Visi, BB just moves on
Anonymous No.725088724 [Report] >>725088819
>>725088653
So women are excused for poor behavior because of their vaginas

Very interesting.
Anonymous No.725088727 [Report]
Where are the notKarlach lewds?
Anonymous No.725088749 [Report]
>>725086263
kek, nice one
Anonymous No.725088764 [Report] >>725088857
>stalker style behaviour from a woman is HOT
This dude has never, ever, ever had sex.
Anonymous No.725088778 [Report]
>>725086246
Would be kind of funny if the girl who won’t shut up about raunchy sex is actually a big ol virigin.
Anonymous No.725088783 [Report]
>>725088531
This should be a lesson to all anons. If you don't satisfy your partner they don't have to stick around. They WILL replace your ass.
Anonymous No.725088819 [Report] >>725088970
>>725088724
Yes, men are men and women are women, the expectations on both are different. Truth be told I think the 70% of men who chose Visi like slightly mental women with tsundere characteristics.
That and being BB's sloppy seconds seems grim even if the relationship was a extremely one-sided.
Anonymous No.725088852 [Report] >>725088926 >>725089161
https://files.catbox.moe/1wufz7.mp4

Keep Up
NOOOO
Anonymous No.725088854 [Report]
>>725088670
sweet doto...
Anonymous No.725088857 [Report]
>>725088764
Holy projection Batman
Anonymous No.725088862 [Report] >>725088895 >>725088938 >>725088953 >>725089113 >>725089168
blazerfags be like
>here's a 3 paragraph essay about why blazer is better

meanwhile invisichads:
>sex with the brown girl
Anonymous No.725088895 [Report]
>>725088862
cuck queen lmao
Anonymous No.725088913 [Report] >>725089045
>Courtney still hasn't kissed Robert, it's literally all just been a dream scene
>it's revealed that they sat in silence during their movie "date", compared to the casual flirting and makeout session of Mandy's candlelit spaghetti date
>she's constantly pouring out disgusting innuendos and prodding you about having sex with you despite not having a firm friendship or repertoire established with you
>she doesn't have the courage to ask you out or even speak to you intimately or kiss you when she wants to
Psychopath alert. Psychopath alert. Run. The. Fuck. Away.
Anonymous No.725088923 [Report]
>>725086394
>synergizes with Visi
My girl has the Golem stamp of approval.
Anonymous No.725088926 [Report]
>>725088852
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.725088938 [Report]
>>725088862
It really is that simple.
Anonymous No.725088953 [Report]
>>725088862
Shrimple as that
Anonymous No.725088970 [Report] >>725089062
>>725088819
>BB's sloppy seconds
You know that Invisibitch was fucking and sucking villains in the streets since she was a teenager right?
Anonymous No.725088991 [Report]
I really hope the last two episodes are twice as long as these two, or that they somehow have an extra 9th episode.
Anonymous No.725089045 [Report]
>>725088913
>she doesn't have the courage to ask you out or even speak to you intimately or kiss you when she wants to
She was gonna do it in the restroom but didn't realize shitting in company time is a sacred male tradition.
Anonymous No.725089062 [Report]
>>725088970
She'll be feeding and sneeding of my invisiknob soon Anon.
Anonymous No.725089068 [Report]
>>725088712
>If you choose BB you still get to keep visi as your cuck queen
I'm not a woman so the concept of someone having an unrequited love for me has no appeal.
Anonymous No.725089098 [Report] >>725089134
big demon lady...
Anonymous No.725089113 [Report]
>>725088862
Brown puss do be irresistible tho.
Anonymous No.725089134 [Report]
>>725089098
Quarter-Demons...
Anonymous No.725089161 [Report]
>>725088852
Maybe he should've gone straight instead of taking that right
Anonymous No.725089165 [Report] >>725089227 >>725089257 >>725089370
>a Brown woman roastie with face piercings to invade my personal space and physically attack me with her fists and refuse to listen to a single thing I say who doesn't even believe in being a hero and has never done so without your overt guidance

vs

>a White woman with Blue eyes to mother my children who is smoking hot and professionally equipped to boost me up in life as well as honor and cherish my heroic desires to make the world a better place by working alongside me through thick and thin
Anonymous No.725089168 [Report]
>>725088862
Craziest thing to me is how much I prefer Visi despite being an VLTRA chud Whites only kind of guy.
I don't know how else to say I just think there's something off about Blondie
>I'm not done saving you yet
struck me as off.
Anonymous No.725089227 [Report] >>725089278
>>725089165
>a Brown woman roastie with face piercings to invade my personal space and physically attack me with her fists and refuse to listen to a single thing I say who doe-
I can fix her.
Anonymous No.725089257 [Report]
>>725089165
I'm going to turn Invisigal into Invisimom!
Anonymous No.725089278 [Report]
>>725089227
Sounds "fun" anon, enjoy your silent movie dates with psychopaths who "will" destroy your life
Anonymous No.725089334 [Report]
>>725087370
>Chase isn't some geriatric who can't take a hit,
do you retards not play the game? he is physically geriatric
Anonymous No.725089370 [Report] >>725089459
>>725089165
>Robert just hanging out on the wall enjoying everyone’s company
Bros, he’s literally me
Anonymous No.725089415 [Report] >>725089574
>>725087948
>he didn't seat him
Anonymous No.725089459 [Report] >>725089494
>>725089370
>They don't know that I'm Mecha Man...
Anonymous No.725089494 [Report]
>>725089459
Make the wojak smile.
Anonymous No.725089563 [Report] >>725089690 >>725089786
Blonde Blazer:
>"No, sorry, I gave you the wrong impression..."
>"No, sorry, I actually have a boyfriend... well, it's complicated..."
>"Oh and actually I want to undermine your leadership completely for no reason."
>"Wanna start a relationship? I broke up with Chad."

Invisigal:
>"You have a lot of scars, I'm into that"
>"Thank you for helping me with my self-esteem issues, lieutenant Dan."
>"I had a wet dream about you. You had a big dick."

If you choose Blazer over Invisigal, I respect your choice, but I sincerely do not understand you.
Anonymous No.725089574 [Report]
>>725089415
>[SEAT HIM]
Anonymous No.725089673 [Report] >>725089965 >>725090076 >>725090120
no one talking about the zoom-in on robert's hairy dick during the house party
Anonymous No.725089690 [Report] >>725089745 >>725089831
>>725089563
P-Man literally said BB and him never had sex.
Anonymous No.725089745 [Report] >>725090085
>>725089690
So?
Anonymous No.725089757 [Report]
>>725087948
Nah, that was objectively the correct choice.
Anonymous No.725089786 [Report]
>>725089563
>Blazer is prettier to me
It’s that simple, no disrespect to Visi
Anonymous No.725089831 [Report]
>>725089690
The fact that she's a monkey branching flirt sends enough danger signals to me that I'd have to make a call to SDN
Anonymous No.725089847 [Report] >>725089921 >>725090171
You should kick out Sonar because he's objectively cooler to have as a B-villain in the final episodes
Anonymous No.725089921 [Report]
>>725089847
>entire plan is to financially scam his former teammates
Hard pass.
Anonymous No.725089965 [Report]
>>725089673
Is there something youd like to confess anon?
Anonymous No.725089993 [Report] >>725090259
>>725088065
Did he help write or something? I thought the script was done by the time he was involved.
Anonymous No.725090076 [Report]
>>725089673
I didn't see a dick. Pubes though, maybe. I wasn't really looking though.
Anonymous No.725090085 [Report] >>725090189
>>725089745
It makes it not weird...
Anonymous No.725090120 [Report]
>>725089673
Huh?
Anonymous No.725090171 [Report]
>>725089847
>Stop Sonar before he crashes the Crypto market with his SONARCOIN!
Anonymous No.725090189 [Report]
>>725090085
Maybe Blonde's the one with the fucked up genitals? Ever thought about that? Maybe Phenomaman got a normal human penis-looking penis.
Anonymous No.725090259 [Report]
>>725089993
Nta but Iirc a lot of the emotional weight comes from his acting setting a more serious mood than what the devs originally intended.

It's like when getting Keanu Reeves on board made CDPR rewrite the story of Cyberpunk 2077.
Anonymous No.725090423 [Report]
I don't think Aaron Paul actually did help change the script, but he definitely understood the role of a jaded depressed loner.