Thread 725098507

Is it really hard for you to be respectful towards others while playing vidya?

depends if "others" are white or brown

lol just give an alkie exactly what they want; a reason to make a scene

Respect is earned!

Depends. Is it a competitive game where you literally shoot each other in the face? If it is I'm calling you a faggot nigger. If that's a problem for you then maybe you shouldn't try to kill him

*takes a shit in the sink and paints the walls with it*

>>725098507 (OP)
>Erm actually you need to conform to my exact moral code, because this is the only control I can exert over my life, so please use the bow emote and don't swear
>Ear Rape micspam intensifies
Just mute people you don't like or join a different server, this used to be very simple until games decided they needed an outlet for people who feel the urgent need to exercise control over the lives of others.
Unironically the only reason a report functionality even exists in these games is because these people will just find other ways to "punish" people that are more disruptive, and even the report functionality is being turned into something disruptive now.

Have hobby
Normies join hobby
Hobby becomes beyond repair
Go find new hobby
Normies join new hobby
Repeat

>>725099151
Many such cases!

>>725098507 (OP)
its not and i am
i respect my videogame colleagues by not infantilizing them and instead treating them as being mature enough not to kill themselves when they are told to do so by me

>>725098507 (OP)
The fuck is this?
Cut off from what?

>>725100612
Your penis

>>725100612
I assume it's a bar or other place that serves alcohol and they want to refuse selling more alcohol to the patron.

>>725098507 (OP)
It really depends on the environment. If we're in a game designed for me to fuck your shit up, of course I'm going to talk shit.

>>725100612
I have never been to a bar like that but my understanding is that, if the bartender feels like you've had too much, they can simply refuse to sell you more drinks.

>>725100806
>>725100815
Goddamn do normies really?
I will absolutely never understand bar culture.

>>725098507 (OP)
>go to a bar
>buy a drink
>money stolen

>>725099151
This shit seriously gets into any fandom.
Homeworld was a famous but obscure RTS that nobody gave a shit about aside from like 50 people who enjoyed the first game and Cataclysm
SOMEHOW this fucking dead IP got invaded and we ended up with a story about psychic space lesbian witches.

>>725100851
In some countries it's illegal to serve someone who is clearly inebriated more alcohol. Even when it's not illegal, if their behavior disturbs other patrons they become unwelcome.

>>725100851
Going to a place where you can be served overpriced drinks and spend time with strangers is entirely alien to me. Getting drunk on such a place would cost you a lot, too.
My idea of getting buzzed is to order several crates of beer, drag a couch to the sidewalk in front of my place and invite a dozen friends to drink in the afternoon until it gets dark.

Also, remember that social bars are largely places where women go so that men can buy drinks for them. If a guy is getting drunk, he's just being a nuisance to everyone else. You're supposed to be making ladies drunk, not yourself.

>>725098507 (OP)
don't people talk to eachother anymore out in the world? used to your barkeep would listen to you whine all night and send you home with a hug.

>>725101065
va11hallA is fiction. Bartenders being therapists is something that only exists in fiction, like washing places at a restaurant to pay your bill. It was never a thing anywhere at any point.

>>725098507 (OP)
i think if i got one of these passive-aggressive notes while shitfaced i'd probably attempt to assault the bartender, who even thinks these are a better idea than just saying "no more drink for you buddy, you won today"

>>725101065
Barbers are better for small talk. They're already focused on you to begin with unlike a barkeep who has other patrons to serve.

>>725101146
guess it depends what kinda bar you go to, there are plenty places with less than 5 patrons a night around here, and everyone knows eachothers life story.

>>725100995
>ladies
The only bars I ever frequented were filled with old alcoholic men that gathered there around noon and stayed until closing

>>725101065
Total boomer death jfc

>>725100864
I fucking love it when a bunch of drunk idiots buy 10 beers right before closing time and then don't have the time to drink them. Fuck I hate drunk people.

>>725098564
This. I'm a dogmatic, authoritarian, racist jew and only want browns in Europe and the USA, not in my country. I will rape and genocide both whites and browns, take their human rights, their body autonomy, and force them to 'love' each other even going as far as trafficking drugs, trauma, causing poverty, abusing children, and using mindcontrol programs if I don't get what my tribe and our 'daddygod' wants

>>725099297
This is the saddest pic I've ever seen.
>incels are forced to leave a community because *GASP*.. women and minorities!!
If people merely existing is such a threat to you because you're so fragile, maybe you're the problem.

No. But I take great pleasure from baiting people onto being vulgar and then reporting them.
I got people banned live on Battle Bit remastered by provoking them and then reporting them.

>>725101486
Incels aren't very tolerant and would rather break than bend.

>>725101486
>If people merely existing is such a threat to you because you're so fragile, maybe you're the problem.
I never asked to have not-mes in my world but there are billions of them, flagrantly EXISTING in MY world without MY permission and NOT BEING ME. I am literally being forced to share MY WORLD with billions of people who AREN'T ME against my will. That makes ME the victim. All I want is a world where I am the only person who exists, and I DESERVE that world, because I'm MEEEEEEEEEEEE. Me is better than not-me because me is me. If that wasn't true, me wouldn't be me, me would be not-me. But me is me so me HAS to be better than not-me. Otherwise, what's even the point of me being me? Why would me be me if me isn't the bestest, perfectest, most importantest person ever? That just doesn't make any sense. Me is meeeeeeeeeeee.

I went to a bar once and it was bizarre to me how people just stand in place, I know that sounds ridiculous but something about it seemed weird to me.

when it's enforced this hard yes
if they lightened up the punishments to getting kicked from lobbies or 1days people would be better
but if you ban anybody for casual venting then of course there's going to be buildup to more violent outbursts because the game is not a comfortable space

>>725101736
Deep and philosophical

>leave bar
>enter in another bar
I don't see the problem here.

>>725101486
>people join game on your team
>they don't try to win or do anything
>just sit in base talking to each other, maybe occasionally going out to spam emotes at the enemy team and then tell everyone in the base what happened when they respawn
>DON'T BE SO FRAGILE, JUST LET THEM EXIST NEAR YOU
Fuck off faggot.

>>725101138
Note that the emphasis isn't "stop having alcohol" but- repeatedly- "leave immediately". It's euphemistic for "get out before the bouncer throws you out".

>>725100995
>duuude why don't you just act like a homeless retard and sit on the sidewalk
Why not eat your lunch on the sidewalk? Why not sleep on the sidewalk? Cause you're not a fucking savage?

@725101736
You are either a bot or a subhuman cunt who has been PAID during years to demoralize people who are RAPE victims or who are ostracized and shunned unjustly from the system, even when they only want to make a better world for others, with a braindead pepe frog. You are exactly the kind of repulsive creature that would make solipsism based on 'each person being the God of his own world' a valid and justified goal. You will never receive the feeling of being connected to another Being, just like niggers and jews forcing people to give them money, lands, or 'love' after being drugged keep chasing what they will never have. You will never get anything genuine or resembling affection from another, that's why you cling to collectivism, to money, and to ego abrasion of others, like a mushroom, or a contagious disease.

Because you, in small capital letters, will never have the personality to call yourself a "Me"

>>725101736
This to be honest. I thought this is an SP campaign when I started this shit, who are all these people

>>725101486
>merely existing
bet thats not what is happening, you lying disingenuous piece of shit

>>725102336
Little baby is too scared to respond to a post directly LMAO AHAHAH
Nobody will ever take you seriously, coward

>>725102348
*but

>>725102336
You are exactly the kind of repulsive creature that would make solipsism based on 'each person being the God of his own world' a valid and justified goal.
Objectively wrong. I want to be the God of everyone's world. That is a valid and justified goal: a world made by me, for me, all about me, where everyone is me, and everything is me, and me me me meeeeeeeeeeee.

>>725102342
I'm just a guy who has taken it upon himself to say the things that everyone here stubbornly refuses to admit they really think, because someone needs to say the unvarnished truth and I didn't see anyone else volunteering to do it.

>>725102336
>You are exactly the kind of repulsive creature that would make solipsism based on 'each person being the God of his own world' a valid and justified goal.
Objectively wrong. I want to be the God of everyone's world. That is a valid and justified goal: a world made by me, for me, all about me, where everyone is me, and everything is me, and me me me meeeeeeeeeeee.

Just for the record, I didn't make a mistake with this post, because I'm physically incapable of making mistakes.

@725102387
*farts* you don't exist. Even if the system pays you, you are still a subhuman

>>725101486
I'm glad cancel culture and feminism is getting dabbed on by gen alphas and zoomers. we put up with your accusatory dogma for way too long.

>>725098507 (OP)
>Is it really hard
your mom is hard
>to be respectful
respect is not automatic. respect is earned. do you know how? Respect is earned on the basis of performance. That's how the world works. You're the best at mathematics? Genius. You're the most competent engineer? You build great things.
You're performing the at real basketball or footbal? You're the global superstar and your game and work deserve to be respected.
Exactly same shit applies to videogames. If you're a great player you will command respect regardless of whether people like you. And if you suck the worst then the people will shit on you and tell you to do something else. Because you might be the best knitter in the world, but nobody knows, since you're wasting your time on something you have no skill, talent, no practice even, whatsoever for.
>while playing vidya
vidya is serious business. You brainlets are truly fucking retarded, because you don't understand obvious shit.
Multiplayer videogames are always a competition. And males are natural competitiors. Males push themselves to be better at everything and possibly be/get best at some things. Males lvlup throughout their lives and videogames are not an exception. It is a male space where the competence, skill, dedication, manhood, the size of dicks, and so forth are compared and tested constantly.
Single player games are better. They're great, amazing even. But they're not what young competitive guys with aspirations choose to play.
TL;DR: Go play something else. Literally anything single player. And you will be happy in good single player games.

>>725101486
Women and minorities are dogshit.

>>725102289
Do people not eat lunch on benches or in the parks in the summer where you live or something?

>>725102289
Chilling out on the sidewalk with your bros is an amazing experience and I'm sorry that you live in a place where drinking in public is seen a homeless behavior.
Public spaces are for people to live in.

>>725104270
Based gopnik

>>725104361
I'm actually brazilian and I'll admit, it was dudebro behavior from when I was a literal frat boy. But hanging out on residential streets, talking and drinking is something you can find on most neighborhoods in my country.

>>725098878
>join a different server,
it's not 1997 anymore, grandpa.

>>725102874
replace flamethrower with pedo posts and racism. Now that's how you gatekeep

>>725100995
based sidewalk bro. there's nothing quite like drinking outside

>>725102105
>walk up to bar
>bouncer asks for id
>is met with incomprehensible gibberish and the overwhelming stench of booze
>tells you to fuck off
genius

>>725100995
>My idea of getting buzzed is to order several crates of beer, drag a couch to the sidewalk in front of my place and invite a dozen friends to drink in the afternoon until it gets dark.
Based

>>725098507 (OP)
>You have been cut off
>Please drive home now

>>725104527
>Racism
Based.
>Pedophilia
Now now. Don't assume I'm a jew. I won't abuse minors or people of another races as soon as they are near me

stop playing friendslop
you fucikng NlGGER lmao

>>725098568
well if he wants to get batista bombed by security that's also an option

Sometimes I don't say gg at the end of the game, haha

>>725098507 (OP)
>Cutoff
It should be cut off, the conjugated form of offcutten

>>725098507 (OP)
Your first mistake was thinking I fear public humiliation, Mr. Bartender. Now you earned the dickcopter drunk show for cutting off.

>>725100889
The DEI hire recruited their friend group to brigade that methodically destroyed the fandom while the company pretended they are doing it for the new "fans" while they were all tourists.

if you're with friends, then you bar hop. thats standard. if you're alone, then why are you at the bar?

>>725100995
Based. I mean I can understand drinking at the local watering hole in a small village or town where everyone knows everyone, but going to pubs in a city is a legit travesty and waste of time. Normalfags really just can't appreciate the little things in life like hanging with bros and getting drunk in your porch or sidewalk. They're barely human as far as I can throw them.

>>725101736
But we're all one

>>725107467
>if you're alone, then why are you at the bar?
to meet people and socialize like a normal person that goes to bars

>>725105635
Your founding fathers thought differently
But your jew brain is already poisoned into thinking what was normal is actually bad and for Jews exclusively lolol

>>725100995
I went out with friends for one night at a bar recently and had 2 beers and an appetizer of tater tots. My bill was $55 after the price of the beers, $9 each for something you can get for under $3 at a store, the tater tots : $15 or the cost of about 4 5lb bags worth at a store, the tip of $8 (20% minimum on their stupid automated systems), and the state sales tax, and the state eat-in tax, and the city sales tax, and the city restaurant tax.
I couldn't fucking believe it. And some people do this every day. And my friends wonder why I'd rather eat and drink at home.

>>725109290
yeah. never go to restaurants or bars unless you need points with the gf, or family.

>>725101486
It's not a matter of "le gasp women", it's about the fact that when you let everyone into your hobby you get people who don't really care about it. Take DND for instance, Critical Role invited many people to try it but instead of playing it proper, many just do it as though they're on CR and try to do story without much else which also led 5E to be built around that. The hobby got filled with theater kids wanting to play theater, not actual DND. If too many people who don't give a shit about how the hobby is get into it, they inevitably render the hobby a hollowed out husk. I don't care about a person's skin tone or gender, just have some damn care to actually do some homework on something you want to get into

>>725100815
>they can
They actually legally have to, at a certain point

>>725098507 (OP)
>implying drunk retard has the mental capacity to read all that shit
zero self awareness

>>725110434
DnD was always theater kid shit do not pretend otherwise

>>725100851
I don't like bars but it's completely reasonable. No one wants to have their night ruined by some drunkard wretch doing his alcoholic rage routine.

>>725101486
>"we just want to le exist!!!"
>the just existing in question:

>>725100612
A bar serving you alcohol. I had that happen to me once when I ran up a $200+ tab on shots alone. Those were the days.

I once got cut off after having a single pint while sipping on my second while working on my laptop at a hotel bar. I wasn’t even speaking to anybody or doing anything. Shits retarded

>>725110753
There's a difference between enhancing your game with some role-playing and turning it into some gay baby drama piece with the complexity of an elementary school subject.

>>725108820
So that's why the Gang of Pedophiles always call upon the Founding Fathers

>>725110851
Those are a bunch of people existing, yes

>>725110610
This. At least in the US, if you are drunk enough to do something stupid, there is legal liability for your stupid actions for the establishment that served/sold you that much alcohol. This is also why bartenders are empowered to take your keys; if they let you drive home drunk, they can be held liable.

Using an unspoken card system to cut someone off without confronting them is actually very smart. It provides an avenue for the drunk person to save face and not feel the need to make a big show of defending themselves from a public shaming. Most people don’t handle public shaming well under the best of circumstances and are way worse if they’re drunk.

>>725109290
people will do this every day and the unironically wonder why they can’t afford a home. I’m with the boomers on that one
>dude what do you mean I can save thousands of dollars a year if I cut out the shitty frivolous luxurious?!?!

>>725111201
those are videogames anon
videogames are make believe

>>725110859
>I ran up a $200+ tab on shots alone
That's like, 5 shots at any bar these days.

>>725111887
2011

>>725111887
It’s really fucking unbelievable. $9-$12 for a pint. Go fuck yourselves
>duuurrrr why don’t gen z drink?!
I fucking wonder

>>725099151
so your hobby is screaming obscenities and racial slurs into the microphone?

>>725098507 (OP)
Of I'm at the point where bar staff is refusing to sell me alcohol then I probably can't read too good.

>>725109290
When you earn 70 dollars an hour 55 dollars for one meal, per day is literally nothing

>>725111439
So they can't hurt you

>>725112121
>$70 an hour
>$145,600 annually
>$55 meal a night
>$20,075 annually
you’re the type of person to win the lottery and go bankrupt in 2 years

>>725100851
Anon I am not giving you your 20th shot of vodka because I don't want to look at the spot where you're sitting and have flashbacks of you vomiting on the counter and stabbing the person next to you. You might have done all that but would happen in my bar because I let your dumbass get that drunk. The drunk retards a bar enables are in fact the bar's responsibility. You can be an alcoholic retard from the safety of your own home where you don't have to drive or get into fights with strangers who you might harm or who may mug you for dimes on the dollar. You come to a bar to socialize with people who are more sociable because they're drunk.
Are you like twelve?

>>725101486
>people show up
>scream at me for being white
>scream at me for liking tits
>scream at me for being autistic
>scream at me for actually enjoying my hobby and wanting standards of quality maintained
>"wtf incel, why are you so threatened by BBW of color?"
Yes.

>>725112276
I could die any day because of niggers and Jews, might as well use my money

>>725112039
Real life, too.

>>725112356
yet here you are wasting your life of a videogame forum filled with pedophiles

>>725112237
they can be wokeslop characters in wokesloppified franchises though. make your own franchises like concord oh wait

>>725101486
The simple fact that this is your first time seeing this comic is already enough evidence that this is most likely your first post on this board, ever.

In which case, why the fuck do you think your opinion is worth a dime here? I wasted my time reading and replying to the post of a fucking first time poster. What a farce.

>>725112552
>they can be wokeslop characters in wokesloppified franchises though
They certainly can.

>>725101486
>merely exist
>the motherfuckers in question merely existing being the most obnoxious self righteous and hypocritical people in existence

>>725113684
You're right, we really should've gatekept conservatives from this hobby

>>725113841
We were trying to do that when we told the sex-negative feminists to fuck off.
They're your friends, not mine.

>>725113576
put women in breeding cubes and niggerfaggotkikes in ovens

>>725113841
>I will take what anon said and smugly apply it to what I think is his own in-group
>wow I am so smart

>>725112038
Its cheaper in my state and I dont go for actual le clubs and bars that you have to travel any distance to but still you go and get a 12-16 oz glass of some awful 5% piss beer and its like
>DosXXTl $6.50

Homie theres an Aldi less than half a mile away where I can get a six pack of Blue Moon ripoff or a dozen other non piss beers for $7.99.

>>725101486
Holy fucking trvke nvke

>>725100995
I was going to call you a faggot but then i remember that i see people doing things like that while driving home from the gym and it looks comfy so maybe im the faggot

>>725098878
The dude asked for a bit of respect and you wrote a paragraph. Is it that hard?

>>725100995
>casually struts by and unloads a hi point into everyone because i can
Guess what I am

>>725100995
You go there to drink with people you already know. You don't just go in alone, most of the time.

>>725114486
>nooooo you must respect the NWO eat the bugs drink the soi take the vaxx digital ID verify every poo you do
servile

>>725100815
>, if the bartender feels like you've had too much, they can simply refuse to sell you more drinks.
Would never happen. His boss would come out, over-ride him publicly (humiliating him) and keep serving alcohol because it means more income for his bar.

>>725112475
Actually im getting paid to shitpost because i got a good degree and an easy job. Get fucked

>>725100995
bar slags =/= ladies

>>725114383
I recommend trying it at least once.

>>725101416
What'd he mean by this?

>>725100851
If someone's really fucked up you're genuinely putting their life in danger if you keep throwing more drinks their way. Do you really want to be responsible for getting someone so drunk suffered alcohol poisoning and choked to death on their own vomit?

>>725098507 (OP)
No, not at all. I just choose not to be.

>>725099297
name the game

>>725098507 (OP)
>you have been cutoff please leave quietly and no one will know
Doesn't the UK do this with coca cola refills?

>>725100612
Woman nonsense where they try to avoid handling something directly and just cause a worse incident than handling it directly would

>>725100851
Leave your house and have sex you broccoli headed faggot

>>725101486
chuds got real mad at this post lmao

>>725114810
I’m doing the same right now and I know not to spend $55 on dinner every single night of my life dummy

>>725098507 (OP)
What kind of sissy bartender gives you a god damned business card instead of just telling you to fuck off because your wasted? What kind of drunk could actually read that if they were in a proper state to be cut off?

>>725114810
>I got a good job and degree
>I blow 20 grand a year on dinners despite making under $150k annually

>>725098507 (OP)
This is hilarious because it can't be for people who drank too much. Drinking too much means its really hard for them to read.

So it cant be from bars, where is this actually from?

>>725115378
seriously if the bartender doesn’t have the balls to tell somebody to fuck off to their face I don’t feel safe. The bartender is supposed to have a little edge or at least be a really hot flirty woman (also with balls)

>>725115424
funko pop convention :O

>>725115424
the apple park cafeteria

Imagine going to the bar to blow your entire paycheck buying liquor for whores who lurk there every night and already fucked a hundred men, maybe more. And they still won't fuck you no matter how much alcohol you feed them.

>>725115576
It would unironically be cheaper to just hire a prostitute or an escort

>>725115576
Skill issue

>>725114769
Not necessarily. I work security at a casino and all our bars and restaurants are pretty strict when it comes to enforcing cut offs. If someone's stumbling around completely drunk or passing out, we do pur best to get them out of there. If it's not too bad we'll encourage them to get some coffee in them and lay off the booze for the rest of the night. If the manager of one of those bars or restaurants continues to serve them or tries to push his bartenders and servers to give them more drinks, he's going to face some disciplinary actions, possibly even termination. Having a bunch of dudes passed out drunk in a place or causing trouble for other clientele is a bad look for the place and the business as a whole.

>>725101486
>look at picture
>make up your own interpretation of it solely to feel persecuted
>cry about it

>>725101486
people earnestly responding to this

>>725115576
> blow your entire paycheck buying liquor for whores
You’re a retard if you haven’t figured out buying drinks for women is a waste of time and money. If she’s really into you and you can feel it, then maybe you can buy her a drink. But this should all be learned in your 20’s after the whore you bought a drink for immediately disappears.

>>725110753
no, D&D used to be for ROLL (spelling intentional) players, the theater kids played White Wolf shit

>>725101736
you're my favorite poster keep it up

>>725098564
So you're an asian?

>>725100851
what is difficult to understand about this
>retard gets piss drunk
>instead of causing a scene by telling him out loud to quit drinking, pass him a card
>card politely tells him to gtfo

>>725114769
lol yeah the boss is gonna risk getting busted by the state alcolic beverage commission and getting his business license suspended and have to pay massive fines to sell one more $8 shot

>>725115862
I'm 42 and have never been inside a bar. I never bought a drink for a woman, nor would I ever. If she wants to be a "strong independent woman" she can buy her own wine.

>>725100851
Are you unironically a 14-year-old kid?

>>725115424
My guess is a casino or some other gambling establishment.

>>725114769
Compliance is the number one priority, you cant sell anything if they shut you down and take your licenses.

>>725116097
I've bought for a table of friends or my, at the time, girlfriend, or family. But if you mean randoms, nah.
Never been to a bar, as I'm not really a drinker.

>>725116097
You're 42 and shitposting in an offtopic thread on the videogames board on 4chan? That's just pathetic

>>725115091
>mutts would literally riot in the streets if the government ever tried to tell them to lay off on the corn syrup

>>725116415
unc is big mad now

>>725111887
It is fucking insane. The only time I go out drinking is during work related trips. Bought a drink for myself and a co-worker I hadn't seen in ages at a hotel bar, it came to $62 + tip. I was floored.

>>725116415
at 11:30 in the morning on a workday*

>>725115091
Only if you don't have the soft drink refill loicense.

>>725102128
Yeah. Ever notice how the people they want to force you to accept never actually bring any positive changes to your environment? They just do everything in their power to make it as unlike what you had before as possible?

If you can't confront drunk people directly you shouldn't be a bartender

>>725116097
What a remarkably sad post. Even for 4chan.

>>725116857
>damn millennials killing bars and drinking out!
You can buy an entire bottle of top shelf liquor for $60 that’s borderline robbery

>>725116097
mockery of the “strong independent woman” thing really makes you show your age. That’s not really a thing anymore you’re using talking points from like 8-10 years ago

>>725101138
Its primarily so that when the obnoxious drunk starts screaming and claiming
>nobody ever told me I was cut off I was being quiet and then this chucklefuck doesn't want to hear the truth of about why Hitler had the right idea and once he was wrongly deposed escaped into a time warp under Antarctica and forced the bartender to throw me out without even telling me I was doing anything wrong!
Its proof that the bartender did in fact cut you off, so the bouncer, cops etc. will be able to see that either you've got it on you person, you ripped it up and threw it on the floor etc.. but you WERE warned and now you're just trespassing and being drunk and disorderly.

>>725116097
you really riled up the normalfags with this one
bar culture is sacred to them

>>725098507 (OP)
>people really waste thousands of dollars just to drink some shitty liquid that makes you act like a retard

>>725112039
Yes.

"cutoff" isn't a verb, it's not a word

>>725116545
>>725116485

>>725098507 (OP)
If I get one of these can I keep it and use it next time I'm in a bar somewhere and don't like someone?

>>725117316
Cutoffs make me very horny.

>>725116485
staged photo

>>725116016
im not a crazy drunken type but not even dignifying me with a human spoken sentence and just giving me a card that says "fuck off bud" would probably make me cause trouble out of spite lol

>>725117460
what gave it away detective

>>725114554
Black?

>>725112039
Let me post a gigachad saying ye-
>>725117276
ah beat me to it

>>725117268
>PARTY TIME BOYS!
*holds up a bottle of water*

>>725117521
Okay, so then they call the cops to have you trespassed, making an even bigger joke out of you in the best case. Or you end up arrested because you make an even bigger drunken scene once they tell your drunk ass to fuck off from their business.

>>725098507 (OP)
there's a mute button for a reason. and if someone is bothering you via messages you can block them. that's all you need. faggot.

>>725114769
How do you come up with these fantastical scenarios?

>>725117316
It is a combination of two words commonly used together. Seems fine to me.

>>725114769
That's not at all what would happen.

>>725117656
no i mean i would pretend to not know how to read so they would have to read it out loud for me and i could be like buh buh buh what does that mean and then id ask them to explain it to me like 8 times and plead with them to let me use the restroom and then id come out and pretend i already forgot the whole interaction

>>725110859
DUUUUUUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

>>725117874
>no i mean i would pretend to not know how to read so they would have to read it out loud for me and i could be like buh buh buh what does that mean and then id ask them to explain it to me like 8 times and plead with them to let me use the restroom
Yeah, they almost certainly would have had you trespassed by this point. What's your next move big guy?

Last year I became a drunken maniac no less than 5 times, two of which involved me getting banned from local bars I have been going to for years.

Yes, I am an alcoholic. Yes, I went to AA. Yes, I have avoided becoming intoxicated since then. Yes, I regret everything and wish I could go back to before things became as disastrous as they are now.

>>725116874
It's 9 p.m. in my first world country

If this snoy is bothering you, put your switch on the table and shout video games. He's giving ME the creeps

I would support a full unconditional ban on firearms if it came with a full unconditional ban on booze

>>725118080
this may be the funniest post in the thread

>>725117949
id slink away and then come back with a false mustache and glasses 15 minutes later

>>725117874
Then they'd call the cops and have you trespassed from the premises. I get you're probably underage and don't know how shit works but businesses don't actually need a reason to trespass you. They have the right to refuse service for any damn reason they please outside discrimination (and you're not going to be able to prove you were kicked out for discrimination). They'll simply tell you they want you off the property, call the cops, and then you're probably going to spend a night or two in jail because you're clearly the kind of retard who'd try to argue with the cops about how they can't kick you out or they never told you that you were trespassed until they get tired of your bullshit and put you on the ground and slap cuffs on you.

>>725115091
Only for American tourists.

>>725110434
Maybe because I didn't know about Critical Role until there was already that Amazon series based on their campaign (which seems at least conceptually decent), how were they playing "wrong" from a technical standpoint?

>>725118080
>>725118240
forgor image

>>725118264
mm no i dont think that would happen, i have a silver tongue

Alcohol does nothing except put me to sleep; to the point I use it as snooze medicine if I can't nod off after a half hour of rolling in bed.

Imagine being the perpetual designated driver at every night out, otherwise it was peeving, falling asleep and waking up with pen-marked dicks on your face every single time. Shit fucking sucked, needless to say I stopped bothering with public social settings by the time I was 22.

Irish cream is the fucking bomb though. Super strong cider mixers are also good.

>>725117316
Actually it is a word, as a noun, referring to a remnant.
You cannot be cutoff but you can be cut off or you can be a cutoff.

>>725100937
not the part he's vexed by, champ

>>725100851
yeah some people genuinely can't function without getting absolutely shitfaced or abusing some other drug

like 80% of people i know who take on the task of villainizing someone who's A Little Too Rude in their hobbies has to decompress with unchecked substance abuse. i wonder if it's related

>>725118501
I was 2 years sober but picked it up again the last few weeks, now I need to tee Total again because the devil juice is fucking INSIDIOUS and creeps on the senses like a little jew. 1 day sober brothers, time for a cuppa

>>725118624
Cutoffs are pants but super horny.

>>725101486
>forces xhirself to come to a place he hates, full of racist people that hate him back
>you are the problem! that is why I come here to hang with you!
Retard lmao. You can fuck off to whatever shithole you crawled from, tranny sewer nigger. You won't be missed.
Would be a lot better if you killed yourself and broadcasted it online but oh well.

>>725118757
Ah, I wish I could relate on some level. My body has effectively prevented me from being an alcoholic with this knock-out effect it has on me. I can't stay awake long enough to get down more than 3-4 glasses of even lightly moderate peev.

>>725118994
*Guh* Big yikes! you kinda proved her right with that problematic vitriolic response!! Be better please!!

Reminder: Weed>Alcohol
Booty blasted beerfags need not respond

>>725119745
Both suck. The only reason you don't know the long term impact of Marijuana usage is that its illegal to study.

>>725119745
DUDE

DUDE WEEEED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725119745
Never met a pothead who wasn't a complete pole smoker

>>725119745
Based.

>>725118757
There used to be this bar in my area near a treatment center that would actually give people free drinks if they brought in their sobriety chips. They'd tape them to wall behind the bar like trophies. Still strikes me as insanely fucked up. Place burned to the ground and never reopened. Good riddance as far as I'm concerned.

>>725119745
Weed is nice because I have have some after lifting and not fuck up my gainz, but I would not think Weed is just flat out better than Alcohol. Both are bad habits, so I don't see the reason behind calling one superior than the other.
Although jerking off high is very fucking noice

>>725103257
That sounds lame as fuck desu

>>725117395
Absolutely. Make sure you're making this face while doing it
>>725117394

>>725120237
that’s actually fucking evil. It sounds like something Moe would do in the Simpsons

>>725119745
DWL
W
L

>>725100995
When I used to drink the only fun part of drinking solo at a bar was waiting until normies get wasted and have them ramble on about their lives.
Just respond to them like solid snake repeating the last word and asking more about it and you can be entertained for hours.

>>725119745
DOOD

>>725120584
>Hrnn, wife killed herself, huh?

>>725119745
my issue with weed is smelling it everywhere, even as early as 6:30AM. We can admit if a guy cracks a beer bright and early he has a problem but why is weed adamantly defended as “TOTALLY NOT ADDICTIVE” despite tons of people hitting it the very moment they wake up? It’s just very hypocritical don’t try to lord your vice over another when it’s equally as shitty

>>725120664
top jej

>>725120703
As a stonerfag yea if someone smokes/takes an edible they're obviously addicted. I will agree that weedfags cope hard that "ITS NOT AN ADDICTION".
From personal experience I stopped for like a year to a year and a half and I didn't really have any withdrawal effects, only a few cravings.

>>725119745
I’m 34 and have never tried weed. Not because I’m against but because I have no friends and had no idea how to even get it. It’s been legal now in NJ for like 3 or 4 years and I can straight up walk into a store and buy some now but “meh”

>>725119079
NTA but a lot of it is building up a tolerance the more you drink. I've got 5 years of sobriety coming up on 6 in January. At the height of my alcoholism I was going through 2 fifths of Bacardi per day just to keep from going into withdrawals
That wasn't even the lowest point in my alcoholism. At my lowest point I was so desperate that when I didn't have money for booze if I was hurting for cash I was buying mouth wash from the dollar store with loose change and when I was completely broke I was using EBT to buy god damn vanilla extract to drink

>>725119745
They're both trash.

Coke and amphetamines > all

>>725101486
>white people go to foreign country
>benefit from local resources
>leave quality infrastructure behind
Uh, this is bad, ok?

>brown people go to foreign country
>benefit from local resources
>don't contribute anything of worth and cause chaos
This is justice, ok?

>>725120237
I hope the owners were in it.

>>725120859
The ez baby safe tier thing to do is just get Delta-9. It's just THC but "government approved", and you can just walk into a shop and buy some without any issue.
Getting high is fun but I would advise to not do it all the time, I need to cut back because you can get really addicted to the feeling.

>>725120664
>What a shame. She was a good woman. What a rotten way to go.

>>725098507 (OP)
Is it really hard for you to understand that you do not deserve respect?

>>725117268
alcohol also wreaks your body

>>725098507 (OP)
stop cutting me off, I'm talking

>>725098507 (OP)
Imagine being SO DRUNK that the bar is trying to kick you out, and so they slide you this card with small text on and expect you to be able to read it.

>>725117627
I'm feeling WILD today... give me a lemon wedge in mine....

Im polite ton people online and I like talking to them

>>725117268
>>725121270
>thing humans have been doing for millennia to have fun
>broke lonely autismos can't understand the appeal
Your loss.

>>725121082
I think people tend to conflate being respectful with being polite. Just because I'm being polite to someone doesn't necessarily mean I respect them, it's just a baseline mode of behavior.

>>725121552
Not them but I just hate how Alcohol makes me feel like shit. If I'm going to take a substance I'd rather it make me happy than more depressed.

>>725098507 (OP)
Hello, bartender. I am going on a bender and I want your strongest drink.

>>725121637
In that case you are spared from ill judgement. There are people out there that get sad, depressive drunk, which is a terrible thing, instead of the happy fuzz most people tend to enjoy.

>>725116485
im getting dobson vibes from this

>>725112789
Keyed

>>725117521
the point is to avoid embarrassing you in front of others
by giving you a card instead of saying it out loud, you avoid telling the drunk guy he's drunk in front of his gf and give him an opportunity to make it seem like his decision

>>725098507 (OP)
>get one of these
>look hurt
>leave without paying

>>725117549
he's posing for the camera I'm basically sherlock columbo, you're welcome

>>725121373
>lemon wedge
wasted empty calories. You sicken me

>>725121373
>not eating a whole lemon then mixing the juice inside your mouth with the drink
ngmi

I’ve been in this thread for like 2 hours and didn’t even realize it was /v/ what the fuck lol

>>725122758
>the point is to avoid a commotion inside the bar
Fixed that.

Looks like heroes are still out there

>>725123479
You have to eat all the eggs.

>>725098507 (OP)
>leave bar
>walk down the street to the next
>drink more
suck it, nerd

>>725100995
I like to go to several different bars and meet new people, sing karaoke, and practice my japanese

>>725123338
The non-vidya threads coinflip between comfy forums posting and severe autism bait dump

>>725123479
>Doesn't mention where the kidney is.

>>725114486
you're talking to a brown, so yes

>>725120859
the trick is not to do it all the time like most potheads. a joint or an edible once a week before you watch a movie or tv is pretty nice, but if you are getting high all the time your tolerance builds up quickly and it suddenly becomes a money sink and just doesn't feel right.

>>725100612
Booze. If someone gets too shitfaced in the good ol United Shithole of America and wraps their car around a light pole, the family can sue the bartender (What? You thought the business would take the hit? Lmao) for damages.

>>725100995
>My idea of getting buzzed is to order several crates of beer, drag a couch to the sidewalk in front of my place and invite a dozen friends to drink in the afternoon until it gets dark.

>>725115083
Magic the Gathering

>>725098507 (OP)
Bartenders have gotten pussified these days.

>>725107646
I'll go to a bar every blue moon for some action, but nothing, NOTHING beats sitting with the lads in a comfy old style pub, downing pints by the dozen at your own pace and playing cards till the morning sun

>>725100995
>>725107646
>live in city
>move to new neighborhood in 2020
>live two blocks from a dive bar
>finally go at one point
>owned by an ageing weaboo who watches anime, Death Stranding gameplay and on Sundays: Japanese women's wrestling on the front TV
>the interior is the size of a rowhome and has one or two staff working at any given time despite swells of up to like 70 people when there's a show going on at the venue nearby
>landlord also lets the owner use an adjoining backlot where he put picnic tables and ashtrays so everyone just smokes cigs and weed outside
>don't serve food so you can just bring whatever and eat it wherever including at the bar itself
>he does his research and makes sure it's the cheapest place to get draft Kirin in the city: $5 pints normally and $2.50 on happy hour
>$6 citywide special (shot and beer combo)
>Godzilla pinball machine in top shape
>people there are cool as far as bars go
I've spent a lot of money there, but I don't feel too bad since I was rarely ever alone, made a bunch of friends and I've gotten free weed, shrooms and blow from them

>>725123479
it sounded like someone being just a little too nice but still believable until the part with the fucking washing machine. you're washing stranger's clothes in your washing machine unprompted? serial killer shit.

>>725099297
If there’s a panel with everyone being pissed off at the end and original dudes completely absent you have Monster Hunter Wilds.

>>725098507 (OP)
you're giving ME the creeps

>>725124241
Better than her realizing that those vomit stains look suspiciously like cum stains.

>>725116956
Your mom feels the same way about you. And you still live with her at your age.

>>725124010
It's not a matter of pussification so much as it is a matter of running a respectable establishment. If you're running a more formal bar where people come to relax, you want to get undesirables out the door as quick as possible without causing a scene. If you've got bartenders arguing with drunks to get the fuck out of bar, bouncers forcibly dragging people who are completely shitfaced out of the place, people are going to start dismissing it as nothing more than a shitty dive where people just go to get shitfaced and brawl.

>>725110851
>i'm oppressed because there's darkies in my AAA corposlop

>>725123479
>didn't even leave her a courtesy bowl of eggs
He must be better.

>>725124162
life in america seems so easier when it comes to making friends

you cannot just go to a bar alone and talk with random people, everyone goes there in groups, aside from the old alkies

at least how it is here in yourope

>>725124162
That actually sounds very nice.

>>725123479
Being a "too fucking nice guy to be true" red flag aside, I am sure the guy sat down before his computer, wrote and printed that at 4am in the morning after dragging a rowdy, unexpected drunk girl to his house.
Totally not one of the 500 printouts he has ready for the many, many girls he drugged and raped before.

>Problem patron who management refuses to ban
>Always comes in shitfaced, always wants drinks
>"Oh, poor <name>, he had such a hard life"
>Made an attempt at jumping the counter once
>Insults the bartender when they won't serve him drinks, and makes a huge stink about it
>Has been put on a limit of 3 beers (which just means he drinks more at home/WORK before coming in)
>Has been banned from every other bar in town (5 out of 6)
>Got unbanned from another bar once it came under new management,
>and was subsequently rebanned after a couple of weeks
>Can see him staggering down the street late at night
>"This is his last chance!" (This is the fifth time this has been said)
typing this up, and it reads like one of those wojak *OOMer templates, christ.

>>725101486
They took a creature that is pure evil and turned it into a pink gay balloon.
They do more than just exist within a hobby, they actively destroy it and take it over.

>>725119745
I agree for the simple fact that potheads are usually just lazy and annoying at worst and nowhere near as bad as alcoholics. Alcoholics become incredibly vile people.

>>725123479
The funniest part is the option of watching tv and playing with his dog. Because that's a good way to unwind after a night of being drugged, kidnaped and potentially raped by this bouncer.

>>725123479
>There's para-
Would immediately assume I was infected with some Chinese parasite by a psycho. Just say Tylenol like a normal person, your rape victim isn't going to sue you for copyright infringement for J&J.
>Phone? It was on the bedside, check under pillow
Implies bouncer can't fucking decide where to put this phone despite having a protocol and regularly moves it from the bedside to under the pillow every single time he brings home a drunk.
>On the side
Which fucking side? Of what?
>Whatever you like, sneak out
Illiterate fuck
>a sticker with the WIFI password on it somewhere in the living room
Is this a fucking escape room

>>725119745
I like that there's no hangover with weed, but I always feel naesous as hell when going from sober to high, so I'll stick to alcohol

>>725112006
Go see a liver doctor if you haven't already.

>>725126293
The human liver is surprisingly resilient. Even the most hardened alcoholics will see their liver completely healed in just over 3 years if they quit cold turkey.

>>725098507 (OP)
>terms and conditions: you may drink here
>drink there
>banned
>money stolen

literally how the fuck are you supposed to know?

>>725124162
Mushrooms give you brain cancer

>>725124974
lmfao

>>725123479
>pick up white woman
>make a point to tell her the dogs "love to be played with"

yjk...

>>725110786
Does this really happen in America? I've been to many many bars and parties in my shit hole country and even when people are hammered, no one's disrupting anyone else's night. Americans are either belligerent or too sensitive to someone talking a little louder beside them.

>>725125545
it's called paracetamol in the white countries

>>725125507
right? Like how fucking delusional is this guy (it’s probably not real anyway) to think that a woman who blacked out and woke up in a complete strangers home would want to do anything but leave

>>725102289
Thank you for self reporting that you live in a dirty city full of trash and hobos. Literally not a problem if you live in a nice place.

>>725125545
>sneak out
this implication fuck me up. Is he home? Do I need to actually “sneak” out?

>>725102558
>I want to be the God of everyone's world. That is a valid and justified goal: a world made by me, for me, all about me, where everyone is me, and everything is me, and me me me meeeeeeeeeeee.
>he didn't self realise into the Absolute
You will never manage to do that, nor will you be mentally strong enough to handle it if it were to happen.
Nigger.

>>725123479
fat ugly bouncer rapes drunk women so often he's got a stack of print outs in the office prepared just for the occasion

>>725101486
Why are you gay?

>>725110851
Why was everything so purple around 2020

>>725126320
bretty good

>>725098507 (OP)
If I ever got carded, I'd flip the fuck out.

All I ever do at bars is order buffalo wings and expensive cocktails. I'm a paying customer holy shit.

>>725127020
It means just leave without saying or communicating anything.

>>725123479
>see blacked out slag stumbling and mumbling and incoherent
literally not my problem. Why would you even potentially open yourself up to trouble like this? If she wants to drink with the big boys she needs to take care of herself like a big boy

>>725099151
>>725099297
People complain about this but it literally drives culture. If normgroids didn't fucking ruin every hobby then autistic creatives wouldn't be forced to invent new hobbies/technologies to avoid them.

>>725127160
Yeah but it really does open up 1000 what ifs
>is he outside the door?
>will I pass him on the way out?
>is he going to try to talk to me?
etc etc. it seems weirdly deliberate for the white knight to not include where HE is

>>725124487
my mother hates pakis and black people even more than me, so swings and roundabouts

>>725127212
This. The chances of getting robbed or worse, accused of rape, are so fucking high. Never ever help a drunk woman. Scratch that, never help women, period.

>>725101486
Faggot

>>725125545
i think the implication is that a drunk woman might grab her phone off the bedside in the night, try to use it, and end up dropping it

>>725123479
Probably one of the stupidest things you can do. If some chick's really fucking drunk, like blind, stinking, falling over, puking on herself drunk just call EMS. Just dropping her off at your place or a stranger's place unattended is stupid and dangerous both for you and for her.
If she's got a problem with the ambulance and hospital bill she can fuck off and take it as a hard lesson to drink more responsibly

>>725102521
If leftists didn't smugly misunderstand everything and everyone, they wouldn't be leftists

>>725098507 (OP)
I worked up a pretty big tab at my favourite tavern right before covid lockdowns and I haven't been back to pay it

>>725112039
is yours being annoying and socially inept?

>>725124162
>me LE ANIMUS
You're a normie nigger btw and you're most likely semi-brown
minecraft

>>725122926
They already ran your card when they started your tab dumbass

>>725125189
I have no pity for bartenders, they're just as bad as crack or heroin dealers. You sell a harmful, mind-altering product and a customer has a bad reaction? Well, that's your fault.

>>725127641
This. And most bars have fine print they won't show you of like "there's an automatic $150 surcharge if you don't close your tab!"
My sister got a $400 bar bill once thanks to this clause.

>>725127720
Reddit.

>>725126691
Lie nvke

>>725118131
that's funny, i'd support you shooting yourself in the head if you kept spouting off these retarded takes. what a coincidence!

>>725127747
Deserved.

>>725101486
Bro this pic has been posted here for nearly 15 years. YOU are the new, you are the casual, you are the cancer killing /v/

In time you will come to understand. When you too see a place you loved fall to ruin.

>>725100851
>normies
The people I've seen get cut off were definitely not normal.

good thing no one goes to bars/clubs anymore, most of them have already closed down
men realized that women just want to scam them for free drinks, so they stopped going
and women realized they couldn't scam men for free drinks anymore, so they stopped going

>>725127747
That's on your sister for being a fucking idiot and running up a tab in the first place. Don't buy drinks if you don't have the money to pay for them.

>>725127747
well…..why the fuck didn’t she close the tab

>>725127896
I really never imagined any part on 4chinz to become THIS infected with normalfaggotry.
God, they ruin everything they touch (meme, but it's treu). Everything is DEAD SERIOUS to them, too. Everything has soft moralism injected with everything they engage with.
>ehh, no, you can't just not accept everything and be oookkay with it, okeeeii? oh, no le bad word is so sad, dad please come pick me up I'm crying, completely out of my free will i went on this website i saw my favorite broccoli haired friendfluencer talk about, I heard the stories dad and I wanted to check it out but it's not cool dad, they are big meanies noess, halp please im literally a shitfaced nigger cattle retard i don't know why im here and i can't explain anything I do or what my motivations are please halp
I miss being called a no life nerd faggot and being uncool for it. These niggers tho... I finally get the newfag hate I got many many moons ago.

>>725127747
Don't open a tab if you're not going to have money to pay it. Don't leave the bar without closing your tab. Are you really so entitled that you just kind of expect bars to serve you free booze?

>>725123479
It's the fact that some fucker actually spent time in Microsoft Word not only typing this out, but formatting it complete with colored text.

All he had to do was write a note saying "You were piss drunk and in a sorry state. You're at X location."

>>725115852
It's frustrating to see these kids unable to resist biting the hook

>>725098507 (OP)
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>725128749
> You were piss drunk and in a sorry state. You're at X location
Unironically this would be more comforting and less like a god damn jig saw torture game

>>725123479
Has there ever been an instance where somebody saying “don’t panic” wasn’t a cause for panic?

>>725128482
kek

>>725128709
Bars owe me booze.

>>725129008
Panicking is only a good option when you need to flee as quickly as possible like a skittish animal. If taking a few seconds to think isn't going to kill you, then panicking is a worse choice. If you're about to die in the next 2 seconds then maybe panicking will allow you to escape mortal danger.

>>725128482
KEK

>>725128482
>>725124974

>>725119745
Weed gives me an upset stomach and I'm useless for hours. I really enjoy delta 8 gummies though. That said biggest con of weed is that smoking it makes you a weed smoker.

>>725098507 (OP)
anti-gamer coded post big guy

>>725129784
what if you vape it instead

>>725123479
This is honestly fucked
>>725124974
>>725128482
Kek

>>725101486
>buy gay night club
>put TND signs all around it
>what? I totally support minorities you’re just being bullheaded why can’t you just ignore it I mean the club is still here?

>>725127589
You're a shitposter with no life. I believe you can stop being so pathetic and you should because you're sliding toward oblivion. Tick tock faggot.

>>725098507 (OP)
What person drunk enough to get cut off would even be able to read, parse, and respect a card like that?

>>725131770
Oblivion is perfection. Non existence is reality.
Tick tock, no time.
Zap.

>>725117976
good for you anon
keep at it!

>>725131857
It's not to help the customer, it's probably more for the business to cover their end in case the drunk retard starts causing a scene and acting out line.

Who the hell goes to bars anymore? They've become far too overpriced.
If you want to chat with the boys, you meet at someone's place and buy some non-overpriced beer and snacks.

>>725132537
unfortunately my bitch wife loves to squander my money at bars all the goddamn time instead of just eating the food i make for her

>>725132985
Why are you a cuck?

>>725098507 (OP)
I always hand these out to guys when they start catcalling

>>725133096
THIS guy is giving ME the CREEPS!

>>725101486
lmao, this is true actually

>>725133107
Yeah, #me too. I'm from Reddit btw.
Btw, the pun is READ IT. That's so cool lol. I just learned that the other day.

>>725132985
You should publish sequential illustrations about your comical disagreements with your wife, and have it printed in news publications.
A novel concept like this would truly be a hit.
>~My Wife, Adieu~

>>725133264
that would be cool ... but it would be pretty boring.

>people ITT don't know that bartenders legally cannot keep serving shitfaced people more booze or else they could be partially liable for whatever drunken manslaughter happens later
>People ITT also don't know what a bar tab is
How fucking underage is this place? I don't go to bars either but good lord this is common knowledge.

>>725133752
You have to remember a good portion of this board is brown people from foreign countries. For example, India doesn't do bar tabs.

>>725134027
>India
Do not redeem saar!! Shit country (literally)!!!
PAJEET!!!

>>725132537
Men who made the mistake of getting babytrapped in their 20s and need an escape hatch from home.

>>725134631
Uh oh, jeet melty

>>725124320
Lol no, all those retards do literally nothing but squeal about Wilds every single day. And just like World they'll sneer and buy the expansion anyway when it comes out.

>>725126847
you mean acetominophen?

>>725100851
yeah, it's fucked up in a way. i understand it, they don't want you there causing potential trouble due to your inebriated state. but they will make you leave without your friends even knowing about it, which means you go out alone in a vulnerable state, possibly even driving home. i once got kicked out, they didn't let me tell my friends, none of them knew i got kicked out. i had to walk all the way home. just think if i were a woman, there would be a possibility of being assualted on the walk home. it has probably happened many times.

>>725127273
i think we should just be comfy in our hobbies and let the world burn. if normies cant handle culture then why are they in charge of society?

>>725100995
I did all my bars in the late 90s and 00s. They were fine then, would never do it now.

Bars used to open to around 3 am here, but now they close at like, 10, or 11 post-'vid

>>725101486
>women and minorities
Yes, this is what has ruined the world. Women need to be beaten regularly, covered up, never allowed to speak while other men are present and never let out of the house escorted. Minorities should only be allowed as slaves. Islam teaches us how to properly maintain a society. Video games need to submit to Allah.

>>725127641
You guys must drink much fancier places than me, lol... I've never needed a credit card to just pay at the end of the night when I'm leaving

>>725140320
You most likely live in a smaller town that's high trust without many melanated folks.

>>725098507 (OP)
only people ive seen cut off at cocktail bars are weird loners who stay for more than one drink. they really kill the mood

/v/ros, i'm so scared of becoming reliant on alcohol to get to this >>725098507 (OP) point. never wanted to drink, then ended up drinking because felt sad one week. it made me want to play vidya and talk to friends again. haven't felt this relaxed in a decade. since then i haven't touched it because i'm afraid.

>>725140538
yeah trust your instincts. discernment at work

>>725112121
wrong.
financially illiterate.

This is why I join shitty guilds that are struggling to make myself valuable
>"You stupid fucking bitch, why are you such a fucking nigger?"
>WHOA ANON YOU CANT SAY THAT
>Guild Leader pulls me into a private room after the raid to have a chat
>He demands I apologize to the raid group
>"No I won't, you can kick me if it's that important to you"
>Wow you'd really leave over an apology? You don't have to mean it just say it to diffuse the situation
>"Then why should I even bother if it's just performative? I'm not apologizing, Kevin is a fucking retard nigger. You can kick me or drop it"
>Well uh you're our best tank so uh don't say the n-word again
>I say nigger again

>>725120386
What exciting places do you eat your lunch at?

>>725142089
I only eat lunch on international flights, I only eat breakfast at 5-star resorts, and I only eat dinner at Michelin Star establishments (2+)

>>725140538
Listen to your gut. Alcohol is fun in moderation with your bros but it'll absolutely fuck you up if you let it and you shouldn't engage with it if you think there's a real risk of you becoming addicted. I've seen good people turn into complete trainwrecks and lowlives because of it. The only reason it's not outlawed is because it's so commonplace and was ingrained into society, to the point that you can't even say it's bad without feeling like a buzzkill, long before people had any real discussion about it.

>>725142271
illusion 100

>>725098507 (OP)
at my local pub the bartender just says fuck off Gaza you're drunk and Gaza would say fair enough and fuck off
that pic had to be the gayest possible way to ask someone to leave

>>725100612
you have to be over 18 to post here

>>725100995
that's what me and my mates do
we go to the bar before for a feed during happy hour then some pool/polices and get some chicks to take home to organize a gathering like you mentioned for the rest of the night

>>725098507 (OP)
give that to a tradie and he'll kick you in the head lmao

>>725142271
god I miss Saints Row

>>725101486
women indeed ruin every community
look how the west has fucking fallen

>>725127273
honestly, yeah

>>725118460
Yeah every dumb faggot thinks they have a silver tongue. You're fucking retarded if you think you can talk cops out of arresting you after you've refused to leave when you've been trespassed. It's cut and dry. Business doesn't want you there, they have every right to tell you to fuck off. Cops understand that, businesses understand that, and they're not going to sit there all night while you run your mouth like a faggot because you think you're super slick. You're going in the back of a cruiser and then you're going to call up your mommy and scream and cry and beg her to bail you out of jail.
and then the body cam footage of you ends up on YouTube and we all get to laugh at you when you scream and burst into tears as soon as the cops throw you on the ground

>>725101639
Bending to the demands of women and minorities is how your country ends up like muttmerica. A hellhole run by pedophiles where child genitalia mutilation is commonplace.

>>725119745
weed just makes me paranoid as all hell honestly, I honestly just don't think my particular cocktail of mental illnesses mixes all too well with it.
for example I took a hit of my friend's pen once and woke up the next morning to find I'd written the phrase "we fed upon the serpent's tail, we dined as though we'd never been happier" in my phone notes like 50 times

>>725123479
>girl wakes up
>checks the drawer for Tylenol
>drawerer is filled with eggs
>checks under pillow for phone
>there's more eggs under her pillow
>checks laundry for her clothes
>washer is full of eggs
>dryer is full of eggs too
>tries to open the front door
>it's locked with a deadbolt and padlock
>back door is sealed shut, windows are boarded up
>there's a note in the kitchen saying the key to the padlock is in the bathtub
>bathtub is full of more eggs
>padlocked door just leads to a small room devoid of anything except a folding chair, a security camera, and a steel door on the other side
>"You have to eat all the eggs before you go"
>once she's eaten all the eggs in the entire house the steel door unlocks
>except she wasn't in a house at all, just a couple of makeshift rooms set up in the middle of a giant chicken hatchery
>she's going to have to eat all the eggs in the hatchery to get out

>>725098507 (OP)
>Rip card in two
>Go take a piss
>Pee on the floor and smear walls with shit
>Politely leave

>>725098507 (OP)
"Be respectful" is code for "be servile".

>>725110859
what a waste. the poor children

>>725146852
kek

>>725147153
No it means don't be a nigger. You wouldn't know that though because you're a nigger and thus incapable of showing anyone respect

>>725101736
You are the most pathetic embarrassing poster on 4chan ever, including child porn spammers. I dearly hope your inevitable suicide goes wrong and you're forced to live as a vegetable for decades before your agonizing death.

>>725147534
You aren't being very respectful right now. Be better.

>>725098507 (OP)
Why is it my problem to cut people off? If they drink too much then fuck them, its what they bought

>>725112039
Don't forget about discriminating against minorities irl too, it's lame if you only do it online.

>>725146852
John Kramer strikes again.

>>725099297
is there another panel where the last guys go ER

>>725112039
When I went to school in the late 00s, everyone including girls said nigger openly, trannies were viewed as disgusting freaks by everyone and I debated the veracity of the rape of nanking with my chinese friend with no consequences. You don't have to live in a faggot PC nightmare. It can be undone as fast as it was implemented.

>have had the same name on steam for over 10+ years
>never once had a problem and people loved it
>play Mortal Kombat 1 for like the 3rd time online ever
>Win a couple of games
>Next morning I get a warning to change my name because someone reported it
>someone got so assblasted over losing that they reported my name out of being petty
Report function needs to be severely dialed back and players should be screened for autism before they are allowed on online games.

>>725102874
Its cute how you think you're not the greynigger on this board.

>>725148872
this /v/ has always been pro feminism and sided with journalist during gamergate racist chuds need to leave

>>725126818
i've seen quite a few barfights at a particular place i go to (no bouncers, female staff, cooks leave early) and its because they rarely cut people off. also, aside from the regulars, the crowd they attract is nu-trash; the type of people who act like fratboys and wiggers but didn't graduate high school. i had a stranger introduce himself to me while i was talking with somebody; i had a cigarette, so i shook his hand with my left, and he goes on this tirade about "how some people find that disrespectful." i said sorry and that was that. some other retards who go to that bar could've easily escalated that into physical violence, i've seen people fight each other over the touchtunes before. one time two guys who came into the bar together for the 49ers game started fighting each other in the parking lot

where i live now i haven't witnessed any fighting at the bar i like but thats because the bartenders are men - plus its florida so the crowd's different

>>725137859
Normies are not in charge of society. The richest most powerful people that run the world are psychopaths with multiple personalities and shit.

>>725134631
>Do not redeem.
Why are Indians always spazzing out about people redeeming things?

>>725150062
it's something about their notorious scammers making their victims buy gift cards and redeeming them as untraceable payment

>>725101486
excellent bait

>>725112038
>being zoomer
lol lmao

>>725098507 (OP)
Isn't cutoff two words in this context, "cut off"?

>>725101486
holy reddit

>>725101486
>>725101639
>>725101736
niggas got buckbroken by an image that's older than they are lol

>>725152856
yeah cutoff as one word is usually something like a deadline

>>725100612
chinese buffet

>>725098507 (OP)
lmao, if i get that card im just gonna order another beer. Retard bartender doesnt tell me what to do. Put the fries in the bag ot better yet the tequila in my hand beer boy. Everyone loves my drunk banter and ladies love when i talk to them.

>>725142465
Ok, that is cooler than picnic on the lawn.

>>725116545
I love this meme!

>>725101349
You must be fun at parties

>>725148872
Revisionism isn't going to help you this time, try another weapon.

>>725154237
meh

>>725100995
I'd much rather drink at a friend's or my own place. it'd have more privacy at the very least

>>725110851
my nigga ekko is actually rather cool for a negro with the kilmonger hair

imagine whining about how other people play with their toys and labelling it as "lack of respect". you are a manchild.

I once got so drunk that I had to get carried out by those guys who carry drunk fucks to the exit, it was kino.

>"You have been cutoff"
Retarded. If I was the drunk they were asking to leave, I'd make a scene just to tell them that whoever made the card needs to go back to school.

It may differ from country to country, but where I'm from, you're not permitted to tell the stumbling, swaying, spewing drunk that the reason you're cutting them off is because they're already four sheets to the wind.
You have to just say that you reserve the right to not serve, which is not very helpful when dealing with a belligerent drunk that is demanding to know the reason why he can't get any more booze.
What a retarded, feminised society.