Thread 725115390

Malevolants are UP
Invisigals are DOWN
Blonde Blazers are STEADY

Episode 7 and 8 are going to hit hard

This "game" looks so incredibly gay

the shilling campaign is strong today, what's happening?

Friendly reminder Laura Bailey was originally Blonde Blazer and Erin Yvette was originally Invisigal

>>725115390 (OP)
Malevolant Man and Wife.

Here's the definitive ratings for each episode so far

>E1: 5/10
Too much time spent on set up. The combat part sucked dick. Highlight for me was definitely the tutorial out of nowhere with its own characters advertising for SDN. That part ruled.
>E2: 8/10
Very competent set up. The cliffhanger is odd if you don't care that much about the romance, which is the case with me.
>E3: 9/10
The game is properly started at this point. It's flexing both its storytelling and gameplay muscles. Very impressed.
>E4: 9/10
This is where the game shines in terms of consequences for your choices up to this point, which is smart to do at the halfway mark. If it keeps up like this, then it's only gonna go up from here. Honestly the romance feels shallow and masturbatory, but I will say that there is novelty in it being played completely straight like a harem anime. Definitely preferable to subversion for subversion's sake. Phenomaman rules. Fuck Waterboy.
>E5: 9/10
Game continues shining, quality is being kept up
>E6: 6/10
Too short, not enough Dispatching, pretty much all of your choices from the previous episode turn out not to matter

Hold the line invisbros. The leaks showed we will rise up in the last two eps. WE WILL BE VINDICATED AND WE WILL GET HAPPYKINO AND TRAGICKINO

>>725115573
>all the threads are unreadable dogshit
that’s just /v/ in general, Ninja Gaiden 4 had some decent threads at launch but they were actually discussing the game so that attracted the most deranged shitposters

>not playing as a saviorfag
Couldn't be me.

>>725115753
You're gonna WATCH and you're gonna like it

>>725115718
ALL 10/10

you using a moist reaction image shows your opinion is worthless

>>725115689
HOW BIG HER PENIS?

>>725115838
I like Sonar. Still cut him, though.

>>725115813
That is all that red skank gets, courtney will claim robert by ep 8 trust the plan

I'M A BITCH MY NAME'S ROBERT

Episode 6 sucks
Starting to see through the seams

Which song won, Dispatch /v/ros?
https://youtu.be/sGJ08f9LjEs
https://youtu.be/hLyXwRHpqEE
https://youtu.be/qS5hcJldoKk

Recent events have made me reconsider my decisions and go back to play through a BB route and I must say, I'm happier for it.

>>725116116
Elaborate further. I'm willing to read a blogpost. What happened or changed, and why are you happier?

>>725116070
Radio punched me in the gut like I really want to stay at your house, but Prism and Flambae's just got me grinning. This game is a labor of love, at the very least.

>>725115886
Straight game, she has a perfect starburst red pussy with neatly trimmed pubic hair and if you need something else she has a tail

>>725115956
Nah I made that Cuckney image it's mine. You really watched your girl get cucked canonically twice in the same room and say nothing and then kill the wholesome mentor character because she's so stupid all in the same episode
I know there's more to come but you took a truly devastating blow yesterday

Monitoring these threads as disinterested third party has given me some real insight into how people can just end up in extremely unhealthy or downright toxic relationships and still come up with ways to delude themselves and defend said relationship and the person making their life actively worse.

Why are waifufags the biggest faggots? What explains this paradox?

>Malevola's tail
Not falling for it!

There are three categories of waifufag Dispatchers
1) 50th percentile or higher
2) Save scummers
3) Literal cheaters
Simply put, I'm a better gamer than every waifufag ITT

>>725116070
Flambae's VA clearly had too much fun with this song. You can tell he was ad-libbing the whole thing.

>>725115390 (OP)
>BB/Mandy Romance Theme (Love her for her true self)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPZRb4_G7sc

>Invis Romance Theme (Save her from her stupidity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyzO-5vt48

>Non-Romance Theme (Robert only needs the money)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXzOfGQdMQ

>>725116116
I wholeheartedly agree my fellow ex-invisible friend! I believe it is better for our amazing team to make better choices, and indeed, we should all strive towards a better future at SDN only available through the pursuit of the amazing Blonde Blazer.

Next Wednesday will be the last episodes.
What happens next? It's way more successful than they thought it would be.

>>725116070
For me, it's Radio

every episode has THAT song

>>725116201
>Choosing dinner with BB is just more satisfying than sour patch kids
>Every interaction with her around the office
changes from then on to be more affectionate
You just get more out of it than you do with Invisigal, where you watch a movie and it all goes on like nothing happened.

Precisely what is wrong with Blazer breaking up with Phenomaman because she wanted kids?
They weren't married.

>>725115659
Lucina and Scylla

>>725116392
I feel like I'm doing terrible at these. Thankfully they don't actually matter.

>>725116570
Every interaction with her around the office changes to be more affectionate from then on, I meant to type, holy fuck.

>>725116529
I think a Season 2 is a guarantee desu

Game is doing better than any telltale game EVER, and they've somehow got lightning in a bottle with a cast where everyone likes every single character

Only pain in the ass is they already have a Critical Role game in the development pipeline before they'd make a season 2

>>725115813
He pulled away because he didn't want her to realize he was rock hard.

>>725116070
>the other day I cried
>ITS THE LADY IN THE SONG NOT ME
lol I love this retard

>sucks at dispatching
>strong but never goes out into the field
>doesn't do detective work
>doesn't do accounting or budgeting
What is Mandy's actual job?

>>725116536
>Want to watch the dance scene again for BB and IG
>People keep uploading the copyright free version instead of the Radio version because they want the monetization
>Music doesn't hit the same, ruins the beat drop of when BB/IG grabs you to dance

I might just upload myself, I don't give a fuck about being demonetized

>>725116649
>Critical Role game
That's going to be so fucking cringe

>>725116070
AHHH SHE BLINDED ME TEMPORARILY

>>725116070
when does radio even show up?

The average person in this thread genuinely wants this game to have no choices and substantially different endings so that they can do a season 2 with the same characters. This is why these games have always had a low ceiling in terms of quality.

BB stonks rising
Malevola coin mooning
Invisi stocks doomping

>>725116683
She looks good on billboards

>>725116683
She's a HR lady I guess.

>>725116724
Dance party scene

>>725116724
During the house party?

>>725116724
>he doesn't know
https://files.catbox.moe/myx1v1.mp4
You either watched a youtuber play with copyrighted songs turned off, or turned the setting off yourself dummy

>>725116764
I want it to have lots of choices, vastly different endings, and for the devs to be forced to account for them all in S2. They should be executed if they fail too.

Explain yourselves.

>>725116683
She's a branch manager, she doesn't have time to do hero things anymore.
Though, based on the videos we see if you choose Phenonaman she does a great job of being a hero.

>>725116649
yeah season 2 is not happening due to critical role's draconian terms, literally EA tier.

>>725116882
>and for the devs to be forced to account for them all in S2
Stupid and impossible and you know that.

Stories should have a beginning, middle and ending and that is especially true in choice simulators.

No season 2 unless it's an anthology. Be smart for once in your life.

>>725116683
Isn't she a senior manager? Usually you work through the gutters then get promoted into management if you're good at it.

>>725116683
>One of the FACES of the company
>Networking, hiring and managing

Z team is difficult to manage in comparison to the other teams most likely. But being a SDN hero seems so demeaning

>I would like a hero to clean my apartment
>It is imperative they wear a french maid outfit I prepared
>Please send the black one or the red one

>>725116875
>>725116868
>>725116834
Oh, I just didn't notice, the visuals had too much SOUL.

>>725116683
She's the female face of SDN

She got given an admin role and gets to rake in fat checks from sponsorship deals and such

There's no way Royd or BB isn't in leagues with Shroud.
That entire thing about recreating the Astral Pulse seems awfully suspicious.

>>725116952
No, they should cater to what I want.

>>725116952
A season 2 should have a different MC,maybe some cross over of the cast.

>5 year time skip
>Waterboy is now a B rank hero

>>725116931
Someone remind me what Critical Role is and why they have a stranglehold on Adhoc.
I understand they do DnD Campaigns and apparently they have money, but is that it? They made Adhoc sign a strict agreement to get money?

>>725116649
>a Critical Role game
How the fuck do they plan to make a game out of Critical Role? Is it just the voice actors doing something different, or is the game going to be about playing as someone that's playing as someone in a game of dungeons and dragons?

>>725116685
Yeah the copyright free version of every song sucks fucking ass

It makes every kino scene way worse knowing the normal version is way better

>>725117064
This
Different MC, 99% different characters and a cameo or two and maybe one returning character that actually references the choices of the previous season.

>>725116683
retarded NEET, she's your typical boss

she manages (does nothing)

>>725115813
this is rape

Season 2 is Z-team villains who end up somehow doing good.

>>725117037
I don't think they're in league with Shroud, but SDN 100% wants to know how to make and sell those magical infinite energy cells.

>>725115813
>dontstaredontstaredontstaredontstaredontstare

>>725116875
I love that Visi told the rest of the crew to "bring Robert some gift for the housewarming party, dunno, a lamp or some shit" and literally every single Z-teamer brought in a fucking lamp.
Outside of Mandy, because she's not an autist.

I don't think he resents either of them.

>>725116994
>Usually you work through the gutters then get promoted into management if you're good at it.
If only that was how it worked...
Nepotism is a helluva drug.

>>725117074
yes thats it
having them involved is free PR

>>725116685
The beat drop is the most important part, what a bunch of plebs

>When Invisigal was dying on the floor Robert started having flashbacks to his Dad being an asshole and shouting at her to get up

Brutal

>>725117086
It's a telltale game set in their custom world of Exandria (this is the setting they use for their Critical Role DnD sessions)

why does prism have the grimace bodytype

>>725115813
YABBA DABBA DOO!

>>725115813
Mal probably farts on the first date

>>725116931
>critical role's draconian terms
Quick Rundown?

>>725117086
ever played this game called Dispatch? Its gonna be like that but about their DnD campaign, you will have meaningless choices and dumb puzzles and thats it

>>725115928
I just realized, maybe Malevola is trying to wingman robert by forcing visi to make a real move. Wasn't Malevola supposed to be written as a lesbian? Or was that /v/ schizoposting. It'd be in character for a bro dyke. I think invisigal is like this because she doesn't know what a true loving long term relationship even looks like. All she knows is sarcastic sex joke and punch. Robert freaks her out deep down. Malevola is kinda showing her (through jealousy) how well adjusted people flirt. I'm majorly coping btw

>>725116931
>>725116649
>Could get even more superhero kino
>Instead we're going to get the most lukewarm, dogshit Dungeons and Dragons campaign ever

>>725117206
>Everyone actually brings a lamp
I cant believe this corny ass writing keeps getting me

What "draconian terms"? Ad Hoc literally went looking for e-celebs to voice act in this game and they already have the entire Critical Role cast voice acting in this shit.

They 100% wanted to make the Critical Role game themselves. And the funny part is that it will likely end up being more successful than this. Enjoy Dispatch while it lasts, lads.

>>725116875
phenomaman nodding vigorously even after rob left the room made me laugh

>>725117254
bro what is this run

>>725116952
People should know when to let go

>>725116390
>Robert watching from the car as Beef shoots Invisigal in the back of the head

so who is the least criminal on the z-team?

>>725117301
>Wasn't Malevola supposed to be written as a lesbian? Or was that /v/ schizoposting
The latter, seemingly made up because "her VA is a lesbian" (she's not).

>>725117137
>Season 2
>Need the astral pulse for reasons
>Import IG save
>Robert is still an active hero, on the same team as IG and still doing the constant banter with the added flavor that everyone knows they fuck and fuck nasty
>Import BB save
>Robert is a desk worker at SDN. Married to Mandy with a kid on the way. Mechaman suit is in storage. Mandy offers to suit back up to help before MC tells her not to worry about it due to the kid.

>D&D campaign Telltale game set in a world made by voiceactors, starring those voiceactors
Holy fuck it's going to be unbearable.

>>725116895
Literally impossible bro

>>725117398
Sonar's the only one who never committed a VIOLENT crime.

>>725117398
Golem. He's in for aiding/abetting and vandalism.

>>725116895
That shit's bugged. Game actually froze for me when I was doing the hacking minigame to open the safe, so I had to redo the entire segment from the moment Robert catches on to what Visi is doing

>>725117206
>>725117345
Invisigal actually brought nothing.

>>725117353
>And the funny part is that it will likely end up being more successful than this. Enjoy Dispatch while it lasts, lads.
Cumbrainfags will seethe but so will I

>>725117297
>ever played this game called Dispatch?
Fuck no! That shit's for fags.
I just come here for existential dread at how utterly lonely I am.

>>725117398
water boy

Any bets on the S1 asspull?
>Robbie begins learning how to make a NEW suit specified for his needs with a new (more bullshit) power source somehow
>IG related to Shroud, niece or bastard kid, ect. Never knew lol
>Character you didn't cut being revealed to be a potential Mole for the red ring faggots
>character you did cut appears at the end to kill/maim the one you didn't cut/their associated friend
>BB/IG pregnant scare

>>725117475
makes me wish this game was actually about mecha man instead

>>725117527
Roberto awakens his true superpowers

I will forgive my mentally ill esurance-commercial-looking-ass girlfriend of her previous transgressions

>>725117418
To be fair, Robert would probably be the last character that would return to voice act. Aaron Paul is surely more expensive than the rest.

>>725117391
>>725116390
>Robert realizing that Beef spend so much time with Chase so he could steal his heart medication

>>725117409
It’s mainly from the comic where she’s just as excited as Sonar when they get a stripper

>>725117527
>Robbie begins learning how to make a NEW suit specified for his needs with a new (more bullshit) power source somehow
This is on the table
>IG related to Shroud, niece or bastard kid, ect. Never knew lol
Confirmed false
>Character you didn't cut being revealed to be a potential Mole for the red ring faggots
Confirmed
>character you did cut appears at the end to kill/maim the one you didn't cut/their associated friend
No
>BB/IG pregnant scare
Possibly

>>725117206
At least they're useful, and it ends up really lighting the apartment up compared to before.
Don't know what kind of lamp Sonar brings, but I really like Coop's tree one. Wish Invisigal had brought something for Beef.

>>725117398
Golem. He was disturbing the peace and breaking shit by virtue of being a giant earth construct.
Also abetting, which means the person that summoned him was probably a villain.

>>725117291
Citical Role has enslaved these developers to create a game about their DnD campaign.

Yeah it might turn out to be decent but the fact of the matter is they are forcing these devs to work for them instead of continue to develop games they like.

>game got me to like generic sheboon
>game got me to feel bad about probably the most telegraphed death ever

wew

>>725117527
The entire story is leaked, I dunno why Anons keep baiting spoilers.

>>725117581
>Makes me wish the game was just the QTEslop at the start of Episode 1 and the end of Episode 5 instead of the actual fun part of the game
Fag

So what was going on with vandercroft in those last 2 dispatches? Do you think they'll pay that off?

>>725117513
I honestly hoped his crime record wasn't a bug. The "unassuming murderer" is the best trope.

>>725115564
>heterosexual romance is gay
Odd take

This is your fate BBfags

What’s with the blood?

>>725117353
If it could fund any future games like this one, then fine. Never got into DND, either playing or listening/watching others play it so don't really have an opinion on it either way.

>>725117581
We're absolutely getting some more mecha action in Episode 8

Maybe he'll keep the suit in season 2

>>725117721
Sorry I don't really pay attention to the missions' descriptions. What happened?

>>725117721
His drones went rogue and started shooting at people
>I have several high intelligences heroes that could fix their programming
>Nah

>play some other telltale shit while waiting for these eps
>pure kino
Season 3 fucking when?
I know the answer is probably never since Wolf 2 is in development hell

>>725117757
Funny thing is the opposite came true. BB doesn't care if you go the IG route whilst IG seethes in jealousy if you go the BB route.

>>725116070
hoes wins. the bar fight scene is the best scene in the series. the music compliments it perfectly

>>725117757
>N-NO YOUR CHARACTER IS THE KEKQUEAN
>STOP CALLING VISI A KEK!

>>725115689
God I seriously wouldn't mind a taller gf

>>725117601
>esurance-commercial-looking-ass
lol

>>725117774
She loves being edgy

>>725117697
It’s that smile, plus doing it for someone he hates. Everyone expected him to die saving Robert.
You can also see that he understands why Mechaman always dies in his suit.

>>725117601
just realized she got ptsd there

>>725117225
There will always be some nepotism, but in the majority of companies the good ones will get promoted up.

>>725117787
WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED.

>>725117697
its because even on paper it sounds like shit, it was well executed.

I regret choosing water boy.

>>725117812
His robots started an uprising, the red ring kept trying to steal from his labs, one of his lab's serums almost nuked the city and he got some place demolished

>go on a single "date" with invisibitch
>BB just disappears from 99% of the game

I do not regret choosing water boy.

>>725117774
Hey, don't knock it till you try it.

>>725117836
Have you played the borderlands one? it's pretty good.

>Chooses to voice the best character in the game
>Top demon-waifu
>Not a part of the dumb waifu holywars, so no controversies involved
>Gets to name her own character, gives her the last name Gibb, after her step-dad, making it a cute throwaway line
>Step-dad dies so now that line is immortalizing him
>Can cry during the reaction to that line on stream, earning sympathy from simps

She literally FUCKING WON, and you lost Vtards. She got back at you for Ragnarcock

>>725117836
dispatch was too successful for dev hell right?, the corpos like money right? they wont fuck this up right?

>>725117787
BB is the best

>>725116875
>Punch-Up gifts Rob the lamp he stole from the SDN office.
Ok.

>>725117801
I don’t know if it will be more satisfying for Robert to beat the shit out of him in a 1v1 until the smugness slowly fades and turns to desperation, or for Flambae to figuratively and literally roast him

>>725117997
>Corpos
Dispatch is independently produced

>>725117862
>Seethes the whole party over it
>Tries to recover the magical buttplug to win Robert over
>Fucks that up too and gets the last of what he could call family killed
God damn, man.

>plane crashing into to city
>can't save it because I sent phenomaman to baby sit a tiger
Phenomenal

>>725117995
I don't who this is or what Ragnarcock is

>>725118040
>Finally gets a boner again after ten years of taking it slow

>>725117721
AI drones went nuts.

>>725117981
Not yet, Borderlands is such a shit setting I'm kind of reluctant. I'm sure it's fine despite that.

>>725117694
That doesn't surprise me, from what little i have seen their greed knows no bounds, either pay walling everything they can or constantly trying to sell something.

>>725117953
It's so weird. You'd think they would give you a chance to change your mind
>>725117995
She sucks

>>725118045
>No problem's too small for our heroes!
Besides, do we know if the passangers are SDN subscribers?

>>725117934
I don't.

>>725118052
She is the writer on a millons-dollarz franchise game God of War Ragnarcock, and she voices a cute demoness in this millions-dollarz game

>>725118045
you can stop at the ground with the rest of the team

Reminder they've already referred to this as a season

>>725117934
You don't really mean that anon.

>>725118045
>lights out
>perhaps you can use your powers
Didn’t even need to save scum to figure out who could solo that one

>>725118040
>independently produced
grow up

>>725118045
It has like a full minute countdown and Phenomaman recovers in 2 seconds. Skill issue desu.

>>725118045
golem solos the ground choice

I don't know anyone with asthma
Do people really die if they can't use their inhaler?

>>725117882
>fanart turbo cope about Blazer
Meanwhile in the fucking game, Visi was silent during their "date" and there was no romance shared, she didn't even eat any popcorn nor hug him or kiss him, then episode 6 rolls around and.....

>>725117787
>>725117601
>>725115956
>>725115813
>WATCHES

>>725117812
red ring was attacking their labs searching for a serum which I destroyed with coupe. Then the drones the company had went haywire and decided to build Skynet right there.

It was honestly crazy.

>>725117757
I understand memeing it and having fun in the game and threads, but do any of you actually, unironically, like invisigal?
As in, if reality shifted and you became Robert in Episode 1 (and became charismatic instead of an autist) would you pursue invisigal?
She just seems so awful and bland as a person. Not that she's irredeemable or anything, but for the sake of romance? Really?
She is emotionally stunted and immature, would you really want that kind of relationship where you'd never had even a moment of seriousness?

>>725118195
Eventually probably, if it's really bad

>three of the best girls of the year are in one game
How did they do it?

>>725118178
Unless someone fucks up the assignment, then PM just goes into a depression spiral.

>>725117694
>enslaved these developers to create a game
these devs come from a bankrupt studio. they take on these projects to keep the lights on. dispatch was a runaway success due to the episodic format. it was very tame on launch

>>725118213
The bearded guy in the right is Shroud in disguise by the way

>>725117995
She's the worst voice acting among the e-celeb crew and she has sucked penises to work in the vidya industry.

>>725117934
No, you don't.

>>725118160
I mean, it's a pretty open concept, but I doubt they went into this project with anything more in mind than "We'll consider it if it does well".

It did well, so the odds are goods, but we don't know for sure until they announce something

>>725118236
GOD TIER character designers
Great character writers

The dev team is actually phenomamal

>>725118241
Skill issue as I said.

>>725118241
if you are a good dispatcher, you can keep PM up permanently. in the rare cases he goes emo, you can use the coffee

>>725118213
>makes robert order a drink for her

What a cute loser

>>725118273
>she has sucked penises to work in the vidya industry
And? So? She's extremely successful.

>>725118195
not usually if they can find a place to relax/cool down but add in a room full of mystery smoke and it could get out of hand really fast yeah

I can't wait for the reveal that Shroud is just some guy.
I think they pulled that shit in Wolf as well.

>>725118045
>not using Prism like a human control tower

>>725117995
>after her step-dad
uh hoh

was she sexually abused?

>>725118045
Malevola can teleport the plane onto water.

>>725118220
Yes.
>Cute girl
>Can bring the banter
It's all a man needs.

>>725117697

I think it works because they actually build up to it really well and also took the time to flesh him out just enough for you to feel bad about his situation, while showing he's still flawed but making it 100% understandable why he would

So why does Robert go back to the Villain bar to glass the bartender?

Surely a name like Courtney must mean Visi is actually just a tanned white, right?

>>725118213
Oh, right, wasn't there a leaked image of you glassing that guy? But also Robert had a weird jacket on, too.

>>725118160
If we get a sequel it will be a new city, or atleast the Downtown branch

>>725118361
I hope so. If not I'm ready to do it myself.

>>725118045
>he has phenomecuck in his party
LOL
no wonder you faiiled that shit

Prism status?

>>725118351
It's going to be the guy they've already said it is, I don't know why people are expecting anything other than that.

>>725118195
There's degrees. Keep in mind she's also a smoker, and during her attack she was choking on gas/smoke. We had a kid at my highschool die because he collapsed and left his inhaler in his locker, and the track/field was down 500 stairs

>>725115390 (OP)
Why did Robert start looking for his car keys when Chase collapsed in the park? Why didn't he call SDN (surely they have a night shift and don't just let crime run rampant for 8h a day) or Blonde Blazer or Phenomaman (if you hired him)? A flying superhero could reach him faster.
Fuck, why not just call an ambulance?
And why did Chase drag IG to the nice lake view spot in the park instead of the hospital? The map shows he ran half the city carrying her anyway

>>725118458
WATERED

>Hey Player, this guy is Shroud btw
>IT MUST BE CHASE OR BLAZER

why are gamers like this

>>725118458
>MEDS: TAKEN

>>725118045
Anon the game practically screamed at you to send Prism to the ground mission.

>>725118458
PHAT ASS

>>725118160
its a tv show, all tv shows have a seasons...

>>725117995
Malevola is mooning hard, despite the somewhat crummy and amateur VA. Sort of makes her feel more like a regular dumbass. I want to sniff her.

>>725118324
Would she actually wear these?

>>725118458
Hoe Status: Depressed
Not her, she takes her meds

Unironically what are the odds they pull off a satisfying ending, and what would it take for you to be satisfied?

>>725118458
Being introduced to Herman's grandma and acting like a total sweetheart to her

>>725118269
no it isn't, that's the bartender. you [GLASS HIM] then disguised Shroud approves

>Golem adopts a baby kaiju
>We never get to see it
What the FUCK

>>725118532
I sent my man Flambae

He failed, but hey, I'm sure he made an attempt

>>725118463
Holy shit

>>725118487
A villain NEEDS to be a twist traitor, otherwise it's not meaningful - /v/

>>725118483
Water sucks! Gatorade tastes better!

>>725118532
Actually, for every mission that involves animals, you send Golem.
For every mission that involves kids, you sent Flambae. That's a guaranteed success.

>>725118487
ADHD. Literally.

>>725118487
>no luck catching them killers then?

>>725118465
Because he's freaking out? Invisigal almost died in front of him and now his surrogate father just collapsed and possible died in front of him as well

you guys are more autistic than phenomaman

>Dad
>Bob
>Daddy
>Daddy Bob
>Daddy Robert
>Bobby Bob
>Daddy Bobby Bob
>Daddy Bobby Robert Bob

i think prism could win a 1v1 against pretty much every Z team member except maybe golem

she's just on another level

>Prism and Waterboy after the housewarming party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2czD5SJz9OM

>>725118634
>Actually, for every mission that involves animals, you send Golem.
He's the cutest cat.

>>725115390 (OP)
How much does the story change depending on who you kicked out?

>>725117913
I've worked at many different companies, and the highest you can get is floor manager or production lead. The person that makes the big calls is always replaced by someone outside the company when their time is up.
It makes sense. If someone is doing great at their job, leadership wants them to continue doing that job, or at least be job adjacent. That's how the company keeps its quotas up.
Not saying I like it, but in five production lines, I have never seen nor heard of any of the management being someone that started on the bottom as one of the nameless workers. The good ones just boss around the bad ones, but are still at the mercy of bullshit from on high.
Jesus, now I sound like a union fag.

>>725118487
It is weird how fixated people are on a twist. Royd spelled it out, Mecha Mens are gear heads. A Science nerd made the pulse aka Shroud/his father

>>725118195
An asthma attack is your throat closing up and you're unable to breathe. Plus your veins open up making blood flow harder. The inhaler opens your throat and constricts your veins so blood can flow

>>725118706
Not much, you just get different scenes.

>>725118678
sonar could beat her with his eyes closed

>>725118562
It's a simple story. A simple ending would be just fine for me.

>>725118487
The comic Shroud is fatter, has a rounder face, different eye color and I doubt whatever prison he went to could remove that giant LED light from his head without leaving a scar

>>725118465
you have autism
everything is explained by something humans naturally feel

>>725118465
SDN isn't the police, they're a Superhero Dispatch Network that answer subscriber's emergencies.
We don't know if he contacted anyone after getting into his car, we'll have to wait until next episode, but also:
>He doesn't have Phenomaman's number, if he even has a phone.
>BB doesn't fly as fast as phenomeman, we just don't know.
Chase made a judgement call, since IG was just suffering from an asthma attack. If she got her inhaler, and used it, she'd be fine. But if Chase pushed himself further, he could very easily die while running, while carrying IG.

>>725118856
This was 20 years ago dude

>>725118678
prism is legitimately overpowered to the point where it breaks the plot

the only reason them not attacking the same night that makes since is that BB is a dumb HR hoe considering by this point, she could potentially clone the entire team with them having 100% of the same capabilities of the originals

oooh he wants to fuck Robert soooo bad

>>725118823
>with his eyes closed
Fuck you, anon.
He's a bat.
His name is literally Sonar.
He screams at sandwitches to figure out which is his.
How can you be so insensitive?

>>725118595
sequel bait

>>725118562
2 hours is theoretically enough time to do everything. I think as long as shroud manages to be memorable everything else should fall in place. Considering he's done nothing but aura farm it'll be a little hard, but it's been done before with shit like senator armstrong

>>725117225
>>725117913
>>725118718
Have you guys never worked in industry? I don't know if it's true in all fields, but at least in tech, if you actually wanted to climb the corporate ladder (past a team lead), you'd need to hop jobs every ~2 years. I know a friend who started at Microsoft, went to Amazon, back to Microsoft, to Epic, and then is currently at Github.

fuck this incel game

>>725118562
I just want Robert to get his groove back

Can you not date the women or is the choice forced on you? I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone because no one would ever give me the time for that. Like are there no "not interested" lines instead of the usual flirt?

>>725118706
nothing

>>725116278
Was going to post this exact clip lmao.

>>725118923
Fuck off, fag.

>>725118532
>>725118362
>>725118192
They were all busy doing other shit ok

>>725118959
Episode 7 probably has some dispatching, but both of them might just be entirely cutscenes/story which if they are still roughly 40 or so minutes long without dispatching will absolutely be plenty of time to do it right

>>725118195
Not generally, not with the type of inhaler she's using. But oxygen is an issue. If you're getting 101% of what you need, you feel fine. But there's no warning from your body if you're not getting enough o2, it's co2 buildup forces you to breathe more. Healthy people get like 300/400%+ of what they need. But dip below 100% and your blood oxygen starts to crash towards zero as it's not being replenished properly and you start dying. So it's a thing doctors take extremely seriously. Smoke / cold weather / heavy exercise make everything worse.

>>725119014
Yeah, you can just allow the choice timer to pass.
You bastard.

>>725118809
Man the human body is scary

>>725118562
A satisfying romance ending with either choice + return to form of Mecha-man

Anything else and the game borders on misery porn for my boy Robert

>reddit losing their shit because BB acts like a background NPC most of the time and the plot is focused almost entirely on Invisibitch
>/v/ pretending BB won these last two episodes
What did they mean by this

>>725119014
there's an achievement for not dating anyone, basically in the aftermath of whichever date you went on you have to pick the friend line in the next episode.

>>725116278
Is getting anal pounded while a girl rides your cock pleasurable? Asking for a friend.

>>725119069
>Then I met you and my eyes changed
>And now you're in my eye range, I'm gunning for you
>You changed my heart in a big way
>Now every day's a celebration and I wanna say
>When you're around, it's already alright

>>725119109
Does that just end with you essentially choosing Beef?

>>725118562
>The effectiveness of your dispatching / hero events determine how many characters survive
I would absolutely love it. Imagine if you were a crap dispatcher and failed all the special events, and then at the end Robert is the sole survivor.

>>725118978
No, I get it. That's why I mentioned that every higher position always comes from outside the company.
They're like hermit crabs.

>>725119014
youre forced to pick one but you can friendzone them in the next ep (at least BB)

>>725119165
reddit cares about the overarching plot and /v/ only cares about romantic/cute moments

>>725119201
no, default is invisibitch, time pases, you date invis

>>725119061
Flambae is literally, canonically a homo

>>725118921
Gameplay powers don't factor into the story otherwise you could just send in solo golem and he'd have maxed stat clones. BB made the right call anyways sinc invisigal breaking rank directly led to chases death.

what the fuck is roberts problem?

>>725119285
Flambae is good with kids, he sees non-powered humans as children

>>725116536
>was about to kiss Robert but then the guilt hit again

If I were to make a capeshit game, I'd make the protagonist some psychopath with completely overpowered abilities who uses his powers to defeat and rape all the female superheroes and force them into his harem.

>>725119076
Is this cheevo bugged? I did exactly that on multiple shifts but still didn't get it.

>>725119335
Where are you guys getting those leaked animations from anyway?

>>725119375
she doesnt kiss robert even if he isn't there
stop your mental illness

>all of Coop and Prism's rule34 is AI
>most of the r34 is gay

>>725119335
HATE SHROUD

>>725119414
They're all in the game files. The short animations are for recapping choices during the credits.

>Robert can give BB the domestic life she craves, she gives him Robert Robertson the 4th
>Mecha Man goes crime fighting with Phenomaman, they can have sex if Robert tops
Give me the throuple ending

>>725119296
Because he had to go in to save IG. If she had support, they would've stomped Shroud's ass.

>>725119409
Sorry didn't mean to reply

>>725119271
Need more Malevola slop

>>725119414
When the first episodes dropped they fucked up and left all the little clips showing your choices of the episode in the game files for future episodes

>>725119271
>didnt even get her top right

>>725118923
>the guy who made a fool of you on several occasions is the same guy at work you have a crush on
No wonder he feels conflicted

>>725119430
?

>>725119546
BEEF, DON'T

>>725119504
nobody was surviving that mess you retard, it was a fucking war

blob and toxic could have showed up any minute

>>725118487
>>725118856
So he went insane because of brain damage from the spill?

>>725119504
>If she had support, they would've stomped Shroud's ass.
You don't know this. What we do know is that Inivisgal breaking rank got Chase killed. RIP

>>725119201
>>725119278
I tested it. It defaults to Blazer.

>>725119675
...Go on.

>>725119689
I assume his augments always made him a little bit of a nutjob, and Robert the 2nd mightve stolen his Astral Pulse

we all know everyone is going to be near death and then robert is gonna get into the fucking robot and pilot it to deus ex machina shroud's ass and save everyone

believe it

>>725119335
>[GLASS HIM]
He tried to give him a drink but misinterpreted.

>Which do you prefer? Blazer or Mandy? That's not a trap by the way.
I had a fucking heart attack.

>>725119693
actually I'm pretty sure Shroud got him killed

>>725119278
>default is Blonde Blazer
>Visi bag holders delude themselves with constant lies (much like Courtney does)
Pottery

>>725119693
he ain't dead

>>725119746
Maybe it just picks whatever you had highlighted?

UP
UP, UP, UP
WHEN I GET DOWN, WHEN I GET DOWN, WHEN I GET
UP
UP, UP, UP
WHEN I GET DOWN, WHEN I GET DOWN, WHEN I

(OW!)

>>725119787
There is also that scene from the trailer with BB going supernova. So she might actually do shit in the two final episodes.

>>725119569
ugly bikini tbqhwy

>>725119278
>>725119746
To my knowledge, in many of these game if you wait too long it gives you a random choice.
Then again, I am sure there are some 'defaults' thrown in there, too. Maybe it's weighted by how many "will remember that" events were triggered for each girl.

>>725119603
And they didn't, only shroud bothers to show up which makes bbitch seems much more retarded for not sending the whole team.

>>725119839
Why is this autistic little fuck aura-framing in the background?
I hope he doesn't end up as a joke in the later episodes, I want actual memorable villains.

Found the house party music in case anyone else was looking for it
https://youtu.be/Cdcr-QvF0Q4?si=KAhkooCNdzxD-4u8

Did he really deserve this?

>>725119929
its always the leftmost choice

>BB's magical girl transformation in her date
>It just changes her hair color
That necklace really isn't all that impressive

>>725119884
>>725119929
There's a default choice set by the devs. It doesn't mean anything though

>>725119165
the writers didn't have BB look into the camera and go "robert i am more mentally stable than invisigal so i'm not going to sperg if you don't date me" so this is counted as losing. Invisigal doesn't just want robert she needs him which is also losing. Angstchads are the only ones who's stocks are mooning

>>725115390 (OP)
I'm not playing the WEGslop.

>>725119828
What kind of asshole tells her he prefers Blazer after she lterally poured her heart out telling you how much it means to her for people to accept her as just Mandy?

>>725119959
>he got the shitty streamer version

lmao

>>725119938
>only shroud bothers to show up
because he saw only invi was there
shroud sees the future

>>725119846
BB will sacrifice herself to save him.

>>725118160
A continuation is guaranteed. The question just becomes if they continue it like season 1, or go ahead with making that TV show they originally wanted, using the most popular choices as canon

>>725120054
She said she was both...

>>725119939
>Why is this autistic little fuck aura-framing in the background?
He thinks its cool

Hes right

>>725119982
>Starts shit out of nowhere
>Bitches out when losing
ofcourse

>>725119995
must suck being so fucking blind

>>725120054
I picked "both are fine". It's not like she resents her superhero form. She can choose how she wants to look.

>>725119839
>Shroud got him killed
It's not clear what exactly was in that smoke/gas grenade, only that it was an irritant
It could've been white phosphorus for all we know

>>725119569
Is this canon art?
>>725119924
Probably not many cute bikinis being 6'6"

>>725119192
Not really. When you get erect your spinchter will start to contract and spasm.

Didnt know Robert was kinky like that

>>725120008
>they aren't canon
so the one not picked is canon

We WILL get a scene of Beef walking out of the wreckage of the final showdown with Shroud with the Astral Pulse thing in his mouth

>>725120184
>Is this canon art?
gemini ai logo at the bottom right

>>725118487
Why bother with police in this setting when they have tons of superheroes on call?

>>725120184
just some cheap AI tomfoolery on Google

>>725119603
what the fuk are they going to do againt phenomoman and bb LOL

robert alone was beating their asses while heavily outnumbered, and you think they'd have a tougher time while backed up with the rest of z-team?? lmao

You do understand that they will force drama in the future to keep people engaged in waifuwars...

>>725120173
I picked Mandy, because "both are fine" is a fence-siting, copout answer. We are adults here.

>>725120270
Most people probably arent paying SDN subscriptions

and cops gotta process criminals after a hero catches them

>>725119982
Talk shit get shot, bitch

>>725115390 (OP)
Wtf does this mean? And why do crybaby losers always pretend like they won and bitch and whine and make it everyone else's problem? Visi won, you're not going to trick anyone.

>>725120270
I mean do we even know if Shroud has actual powers? For all we know he's just a techie like Rob.

>>725120127
Imagine being Robert in this scene. You used to be a real superhero, you've saved lives, and now the only thing you can do is yell encouraging slogans at the computer screen, watching your waifu die and being powerless to do anything.

>>725120281
Phenomenoman (also, what a fucking stupid name by the way) has a depressive episode every 5 minutes. And BB is only as powerful as her amulet allows her.

>>725120319
Robert's answer is great as always, tho.
>I like *you*
So far, I've always been surprised in a good way when turns those around.

>>725120356
Well that's worse than I expected.

>>725120175
Are seriously alleviating Shroud from responsibility?
Sure, all of this would've been avoided if Invisigal just listened, but Shroud isn't a literal animal, he willing chose to suffocate her.
Shroud ultimately holds the responsibility for Chase dying trying to save her.

Morals/ethics studies should be mandatory in highschool.

>>725120281
they don't need to do shit against pehenomoman because he's a worthless sack of shit

BB can be distracted away.

>>725119884
Even if you hovered over Visi it still defaults to Blazer.

>>725117301
>main character is so much of a faggot the lesbian tries to fuck him
bro

I hope BBfags enjoyed their singular episode of relevance, because from here to the ending its nothing but Invisigal city

>>725119839
>mfw there is absolutely zero twist and Shroud is just some asshole in a mask that you kill

>>725119693
Chase also indirectly goaded Visi into acting this way.
He could've just told her to shut up but he went the extra mile and started putting her down in front of the whole team.
Not saying Visi isn't responsible but the entire thing could've been avoided if Chase had let go of his petty resentment for her.

honestly this is the funniest leaked choice stat if you know the context
Shroud is literally saying "What the fuck is this, Robert?" and "They look fucking identical, Robert."

>>725120502
Not to mention that Invisigal was right, if they waited 24 hours to hit the warehouse the pulse would be long long gone

They needed to hit it NOW

>>725115390 (OP)
Her tail is long and flexible enough to both jerk your dick off AND peg you at the same time.

Just saying.

>>725120319
"Both are fine" is the correct answer.
Answering BB is wrong because it discounts who Mandy is off the clock and not heroing.
Answering Mandy is wrong because her actions while as BB are still based on her choices and is still just as a real part of her than not.

>>725120413
wonder if this is the villain route or happens regardless of what happens

>>725120598
I really hope they get better protections against datamining in their next seasons/games. There is no reason ANY of this should be in the files, until the episode is out.

I can't wait six more days...

>>725120597
>victim blaming
You invisigal fags are so pathetic.

>>725115390 (OP)
Chase dies in the end of EP 6

>>725120657
false, shroud was waiting outside of the safe because he was following invisigal

they would have never found it if not for her

>>725120598
Holy shit, Beef was Astral Pulse all along!

>>725120719
that specific scene is the villain route, but she puts on that mask regardless of route

>>725120752
did you miss the part where the entire place was being torn apart by villains? Do you seriously think they wouldnt get to the safe within 24 hours?

>>725116685
Thank you for making me aware of this. That beat drop when whatever girl is pulling Bobert out to dance is indeed the best and most crucial part.

>>725120752
a safe in captain's quarters isn't exactly a subtle place to hide anything

>>725120657
They did, but a plan was necessary, the Z team can fuck up getting cats out of trees. I was a little annoyed at the "We need a plan" choice being "We need a plan and also we need to wait a day". It doesn't take that long to put a hasty plan together for fuck sake.

>Visi disobeys a direct order
>the perp gets away and the client is maimed
>Robert chews her out over this
>she gets mad and punches him
>she learns absolutely nothing
>goes on to do it a second time
>Chase dies to bail her out
She should go back to prison. Three strikes you're out.

>>725115813
>its fine when THEY do it

>>725120356
I knew it, Shroud is Beef from the future...

>>725117301
The comic showed her and Sonar hanging out with a couple other corpo suits doing lines of coke while she was pickpocketing them, just before they had an orgy. I don't understand why anyone would think she's at all gay.

Flambae is heavily implied to be gay, though.

>>725116070
HATING ON ME BITCH YOU CAN'T EVEN READ

Blonde Blazer joins the Z team for episode 8 dispatches

>>725120559
>Malevola is trying to wingman robert by forcing visi to make a real move
Malevola is establishing dominance showing that she can take Robert anytime and Visi won't do shit

>>725120742
ok, nigger? We've all played it

>>725120720
The game being all video should have made it easier for them to protect against datamining. It'd be so simple to just NOT put everything in the files and only release them every week. They're genuinely very stupid.

>>725120921
Only simps will forgive her for killing Chase.

>not a game
>not even fully released but seemingly tricking out updates
Maybe spend this time working on your shit instead of spamming about it.

>>725120846
How do you get to the villain route?
Please don't tell me it'll be fully dependent on whether you picked BB over her because "I can save her with my dick" is such a lame cliche.

>>725120961
Kino...

>>725120908
Thats because Blazer didn't want to put a plan together with the Z team

She literally didnt trust them to get the job done and wanted to hand it off to the Downtown team

Telltale characters' body language has come a long way. My favorite so far is Robert telling Visi with his eyes to put her legs down so he can sit next to her in the theater part.

>you can tell Blazer let's stay professional, no more dating
Volcels, rejoice!

I feel like last ep is gonna be kinda garbage based off the leaks lel

>>725120959
>implied
Flambae's homosexuality could only be communicated louder if he had a "FAG" tattoo on his chest

>>725120959
Flambae is not implied to be gay. He's outright stated to be gay. He's literally a flaming homosexual.

>>725121018
I don't know the exact choices for it, but it is separate from the romance. You can romance her and still have her turn to villainy and you can not romance her and make her a hero.

>>725121087
https://youtu.be/yzfg0aBE19Y

>>725116668
It's over

>>725120356
There's no way Telltale has the balls to kill Beef in front of Robert.

>>725121043
Considering Visigal fucked up and got Chase killed despite being the perfect hero for the job, I'd say BB made the better choice.

>>725117894
>God I seriously wouldn't mind a taller gf
Sometimes you just want to climb a mountain huh little guy?

Robertbros...

>>725116278
movie name?

>>725120869
They wouldn't if the police did their fucking job

>Girl who's powers makes her invisible, just wants to be seen by her boss/crush
Bravo Kojima

>>725120964
Malevola fucks Robert to get back as Visicuck for tripping her with a chain.

>>725121123
>You can romance her and still have her turn to villainy
KIN0
I
N
0

>helps robert with the weights when he's going too hard
>confides a little and asks him if he can pull off a whitney houston song
>I'M A BITCH MY NAME'S ROBERT
>almost kills robert when he finds out his identity (toxic yaoi)
>takes time to himself and eventually comes back to make amends at the housewarming party
I feel like the fujos are eating well this week

>>725120959
>The comic showed her and Sonar hanging out with a couple other corpo suits doing lines of coke while she was pickpocketing them, just before they had an orgy
Orgy with who?

>>725121043
I wouldn't trust them either. The whole waiting part is retarded though, like they can't just organize the superhero swat team or whatever in a few hours.

>>725116536
There's not enough chairs in creation to accurately describes my reaction to this webm.

>>725121018
I believe that you have to fail all hacking mini-games involving the donut shop, jewelry store and the warehouse.

>>725121123
I have a feeling that it will solely be tied to forgiving her or not. I have a feeling that this will be the SOLE defining factor.

>>725121189
Not positive but it looks like Siren.

>>725121257
Thought that was where that frame with the Sonar, Malevola, and those two suits was heading to next. What else do you do after snorting down a bunch of coke?

AYYO WATERBOY, GO GET IT

>reveal where the Astral Pulse is
>Shroud's already there
Ok so either Shroud is one of the Z-team or BB, or there's a snitch, because that info got out of the party somehow.

It can't be Roid, he's not that big. Can't be Golem, Phenomaman, or Punchup either. That leaves a few candidates. If it's a snitch then it could be anyone. Obviously it wasn't Chase, and I doubt it's Beef.

>>725121278
No way, that would mean like 5% of the playerbase at best would see it. Has to be some big choice you have to make.

>>725120356
If Adhoc had balls they would let Shroud do it. But, no, muh puppers could never be harmed.

Wasn't there a controversy in the new superman film where one of the goons hit the superdog and they had to cut it? (despite it being in a fight)

>>725115390 (OP)
WHY WAS SHE NOT ROMANCEABLE I DONT GET IT THEY TOOK THIS FROM US

Damn serious spoilers are coming out now
Guess I'll talk to you guys next week

>>725120502
Also, Shroud ENJOYS what he does. he doesn't shot or stab Visi, he keeps kicking her inhaler away to make it long and painful, MEANWHILE he could just take the pulse.

>>725121327
canon

Malevola? Winning
Robert? Getting demoned
Invisigal? Watching
Sonar? Making money and getting ready to become an uncle

What does the party look like if you invite Pman and are dating BB

>>725121328
There's a snitch and it's Sonar/Coop depending on who you cut

>>725121257
>>725121309
Nevermind, just realized they just talked crypto and robbed them.

>>725121309
>What else do you do after snorting down a bunch of coke?
Get into a bar fight?

>>725121216
>KIN0
>I
>N
>0
only if that can carry over to the sequel (never happening)

>>725121419
How would either of them have gotten the info? Maybe Sonar has super hearing and Coop could just have been hanging under the window I guess.

>>725121360
It's possible but many other choices seem to be related to her romance. Since you can romance her and make her embrace villainy.

>>725121328
I think the snitch is Malevola/Punch-up, and it's probably not even intentional.
If I wrote the game, it would go like this

>"Hey, Sonar, my man, I know a way to get you your job back. We're hitting a warehouse tomorrow, we're getting the astral pulse back to Robert - he's Mecha Man, by the way. Come by, help save the day, and they'll have to rehire you."
>Sonar is already working for Shroud and relays that information to him immediately.

>>725121503
The one you kept is the snitch...

>>725121371
>WHY WAS SHE NOT ROMANCEABLE
We might have a chance

>>725121410
Nothing really changes, he gives them both a hug and he looks a little dejected when she kisses rober at the end

>>725121410
He seems to have gotten over her, actually. He ever makes love to both of you.

>>725121410
No different, really.
He still gives the group hug.
You still dance with Blazer.

>>725121283
Yeah Siren, it's a spinoff of one of those V/H/S movies.

>>725121410
He hugs them.

>>725121550
I HAVE MADE ALL THE CHOICES

Invisigalcels were losing to Malevola Chads...

>>725121503
Well, both of them have their buddies in the group.
You guys never thought that Malevola/Punch-Up can be selling info to the villain we cut?

>>725121328
Nigger half the villains in the city were already there

>>725121550
Hold up
HOLD UP

>>725121581
>He seems to have gotten over her
uh

>>725121581
He hasn't. He thinks getting closer to Robert means he can get closer to BB.

>>725121641
So a threesome?

>>725121656
>he didn't find the secret options
Fucking insane they unironically hid choice options in the background during cutscenes.

I genuinely don't get the waifu wars ITT. All the girls in this one are hot as hell.

>>725121715
Invisibros are about to get two entire episodes dedicated to her, I think she'll be fine

>>725121550
I've played this game before

>>725121751
Yes. He considers hugs sex since he doesn't have a penis.

damn...

Dispatch is actually fun.
I wish I didn't hate capeshit and comicbooks.

>>725115813
I will now but your game

>>725121550
That's just marketing bait. The game isn't exactly complex. Even without datamining, it has enough players playing it to be able to see every single possible outcome and no one's reported a single Malevola romance.

>>725121410
PM goes to hug both of you in a big group hug

He tries to dance with BB as often as possible

Looks really sad when she kisses you on the cheek.

I feel really bad for PM. He's a cool guy but he doesn't understand human love and is clearly desperate for love

>>725121328
invisigal worked for shroud and knew where the pulse was

what do you think?

>>725121805
*dedicated to her fucking up even more and becoming a villain

>>725116070
bro flambae was so fucking funny these episodes

>>725121830
I hate capeshit too but this is good enough that I am able to get past it. Telltale is back.

>I'm not actually a 10/10 super heroine
>I'm actually an 11/10 disney princess
Oh no!?

>>725121849
But in the end he has found his purpose.
In MAGIC: THE GATHERING.

>>725121826
I have no idea why he hates visi so much in particular. Literally all of the Z team are shit ass criminals, why does he single this one out in particular to shit on?

>>725121787
My only problem is that you can't romance all the girls and you stuck with only two options both of which suck and not in the good way

I thought you guys didn't like millennial writing

>>725117757
>Robert goes with Invisigal
>BB turns into yandere after trying to play it cool
>makes Invisigirl watch and says she can have a few turns every now and then since she likes her
Diamonds

>>725121464
The dexterity of the tail...
Imagine the possibilities

>>725121946
because she's literally the worst, there's a reason she was at the bottom of the rankings

>nemesis of protagonist
>wears a mask
>steals a fusion reactor
what's next

>>725116875
can you record the same scene but with the BB dance instead

owari da...

>>725121787
Look at Eva. I dont think anything compares to that.

>>725122000
Crashing the plane

>>725121830
It's pretty hard to hate all capeshit. Who could hate spiderman 2

>>725121946
To be fair she is the most annoying one

>>725122000
Control status?

>>725122000
Season 2 we get our own Joker

>>725122000
Well, there was a plane crash mission, but Phenomaman made sure there are survivors.

This looks like the most reddit shit that has ever existed

>>725122000
Shroud's a big guy.

>>725121740
Fuck, the poor guy.

>>725121946
Because he's right about her being a liar, criminal and dangerous. And he doesn't want his nephew to ruin his life over a former villain.

>>725122108
>Visi doesn't bring one

>>725121946
She's the worst possible partner for Robert, who is basically his Godchild.

>>725122095
Yo buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the Final Fantasy threads are two pages down

>>725122108
They brought light into his dark and empty life by bringing light into his dark and empty apartment.

>>725117729
yeah, watching a fictional guy date fictional women while you goon over it is, infact, gay
also it's not even a video game. it's a fully animated VN. and you are a fucking loser.

>>725121946
He's protective of Robert and is worried she's bad for him.

>>725122108
>Mandy doesn't bring the lamp, because she herself shines brighter than any light

>>725122108
doesnt make sense since robert wasnt depressed

royd was

>>725121740
Why does Royd get Robert's sloppy seconds in the dance scenes?

>>725121946
he obviously knows more about her backstory so he's riding her ass about it. He also does actually believe she can do better since he's not telling everyone about that backstory

>>725117086
All Critical Role multi media content basically pretends that the original concept of "VAs playing DnD together" doesn't exist and just portrays them as their characters going on a fantasy adventure like any other fantasy media

>>725122108
I forgot, were they at his apartment before? I know Royd was

>>725121946
I would imagine the fact she's trying (and succeeding in about 70% of games) to get her hooks in Bob Bob makes him worried that she might compromise him. And he would be right, because my Robert is indeed compromised as fuck.

>>725122226
>robert wasnt depressed

>>725122108
dare I say it?

KINO

>>725122150
She's the light in his life.

i bet invisigirl is going to do that stupid self destructive crap over [spoilers]chase's death[/spoiler] and push robert away, so the whole romance was for nothing. i should have bought blazercoin

>>725122108
Mandy brought a couch so she could cuddle with Robert on it and conceive Robert IV.

>>725121946
>be hero
>effectively help raise one of your coworkers kids
>find out your powers actually accelerate your aging
>lose most of your lifespan and your ability to use your powers
>your surrogate kid almost dies
>get him a new job
>literally the worst person in the company starts getting close to him
>dont see the interactions with her and robert so assume she is trying to manipulate him
>tries to get him to risk his life again

gee, i wonder why

>>725122291
Go ahead tell the class when was he depressed

>>725122226
>robert wasnt depressed

>>725122249
Royd gets Invisigal (kind of) if you danced with BB
Royd gets Prism (who was thirdwheeling Malevola + Punch up's duet) if you danced with Invisigal (BB's the thirdwheel now)

>>725117086
I dunno, you tell me. They've made a TV show. It was actually very good, lots of people loved it.

>>725122254
And he died to give her the chance, if she turns out evil I better be able to stomp her into paste in my big robot suit

>>725122340
>stupid self destructive crap
She did that BEFORE Chase an hero'd, retard. Going in alone to a suicide mission to a warehouse full of supervillains is beyond retarded, but she's doing it because she genuinely loves Robert and desperately wants to atone for her past sins.

>>725122340
>falseflagger can't into a spoiler text
lol
lmao even

>>725122226
>since robert wasnt depressed

>>725122389
Its missing the dragonborn

>>725121946
apparently he blurts out that she was involved in Robert getting wrecked by Shroud's gang, but I haven experienced that in my playthrough

>>725122340
highlight text > ctrl + s for spoilers bro

>>725122340
Nice job.

>>725122226
>robert wasnt depressed

>no art of Robert finger blasting IG after work hours so hard she squirts all over Florida mans computer

>No art of BB being so pent up for cock that she literally fucks Robert into the ground, breaks her bed and puts Robert back in the hospital

>>725122340
She doesn't care about Chase. She cares more about Robert getting mad at her.

>>725122226
>robert wasnt depressed

>>725122354
Damn, Blazer really is worst girl. Her idea of a fun time is watching Love Island

>>725122475
Everybody hated the dragonborn. And he turned out to be a creep.

>>725122226
>Robertino wasn'tino Depresserino

>>725122340
Fuck me though
Imagine how kino a season 2 with Robert pursuing villainvisigal under the pretext of them having been the pairing in season 1 would be.

>>725116649
>ex telltale
they're gonna buy the rights for mickey mouse or some shit and go bankrupt again

>>725122373
All the fucking time? The game's not subtle about it, be it in his convo with BB in Ep. 1, or the state of his house in Ep. 3, or his reply if you choose the "I was blue" option in Ep. 5, or him drinking and confiding in Beef in Ep. 6

Dude is depressed about his dad, depressed about his suit, and depressed about his life

>>725121946
A nigga faggot who hates asians girl - old cliche.

Why the hell is Malevola so fucking hot?
Fuck why are all the girls so fucking hot?

>>725122557
QRD?

>>725122226
Everything in the comics showed that his dad was terrible at best or outright abusive at his worst. Chase was more of a dad and he was just a bigger kid at the time.

>>725122226
>Experiment to bring back his main goal in life (being Mechaman) fails miserably
>Ends up in a coma for the better part of a day
>Even ignoring that, lies down in his empty apartment, in the dark, while downing whiskey and talking to his dog about his concerns

>not depressed

Anon, I... do you need help?

to those of you who got rid of critikal, shame on you

>>725122619
I doubt it, Dispatch was an original IP and theyre not paying licensing for the Critical Role game

I think these guys learned their lessons from the failures of Telltale

>>725122547
>Never enjoying the domestic bliss of cuddling with someone and watching reality tv

Some of my favorite memories are chilling in the dark on a Saturday watching 60 days in or bar rescue. It's just peaceful

>>725122321
Why are you so fucking retarded?

I mean seriously? When are you gonna get it through your thick skull? She literally descended from the sky like an angel and glows with light to become her true self. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS?

>>725120502
>Sure, all of this would've been avoided if Invisigal just listened,
It also would have been avoided if BB just let us send the team

>>725121550
ay yo fo real

>>725122624
>All the fucking time?
Stopped reading there. So you got nothing.

He was never depressed. Royd got depressed when he failed to create the pulse and Robert cheered him up and then went back to work.

>>725122226
Robert is depressed.
Royd was just sad.

>>725122670
But I like Coupe

wouldve kept both if I couldve

coomer game

>>725122720
I'll accept the concession

>>725120738
>>victim blaming
How the fuck is he a victim nobody asked him to do that he made his own damn choice

>>725122637
shaming male sexuality is over. we won bros

>want to see the bar fight again
>suddenly my choice went from "take mandy on a date" to "take blond blazer"
>realize all my choices change to the default, like i never picked a choice
what the FUCK. Now i'l have to replay this shit all over again

>>725122646
Guy who played the Dragonborn did a bunch of no-no's as far as DND is concerned, meta-gaming, trying to be the main character etc. As far as the rest of the CR cast was concerned, he was being a creep that was getting touchy with some of the female players at the time and making comments that got him on the shit list of Mathew Mercer and Travis Willingham and got kicked off the show. Among other drama with him kicking off at fans.
He ended up apologising and tried blaming it on drugs, depression and HIV he got from doing drugs

>>725117074
Critical Role basically grew from being a DnD show on Geek & Sundry to being their own media company. Producing various DnD type shit.
Their simps are beyond belief and they're probably a good chunk of the players due to Mercer, Travis, Laura (and probably the rest doing small cameos, like Liam ans Lightningstruck) being integral parts of the game

>>725122667
>>Experiment to bring back his main goal in life (being Mechaman) fails miserably
>>Ends up in a coma for the better part of a day
None of this shit mattered to Robert. Did you miss his conversation with Chase and Royd?

He's willing to wait as long as he needs for Royd to figure out how to create a pulse.

>>725122415
I just hope calling her out for being a fucking retard and killiing your black unc doesn't lock her into villain route

>>725122786
>bro didnt just copy his save into a new slot

its over pal

>>725122646
The actor playing him turned out to be an asshole with a substance abuse problem, so they cut him loose. Also, he was bald/stupid enough to try to hit on Laura Bailey in front of Travis Willingham. For those who don't know, Travis Willingham is her husband and he's build like brick shithouse.

>>725122723
I mean hell, which of the two willingly dances in the party? Royd is rocking it up while Robert is >>725116070. I knew /v/ was full of autists that can't into human emotions but this is hilarious.

>>725122667
>do you need help?
Yes, but whenever I scream I only hear silence.

>>725122547
>doesn't like watching TV and cuddling with his Gf on the couch
This is why you're a virgin.

>>725122723
When was he depressed?
>>725122767
So do I.

>>725122684
Why can't blazerfags get it through their skulls that villain-coded brown tsundere tomboys are just automatic picks for a huge amount of guys? It simply can't be helped though. Choosing her is as much of a constant as gravity.

>>725120921
> getting mad at a girl for sticking her neck out for you
you people such incels

>>725122226
>robert wasnt depressed
Anon, I...

>Unironic autist telling people what depression is
I love /v/

>>725122882
>When was he depressed?
The entire fucking game, holy shit, should he be crying into his pillow listening to sad songs the whole time?

>>725122150
Malevola doesn't ask Robert where to put the chandelier. She asks Visi.
Considering they both arrived together, and it's the most expensive-looking lamp by far, they might have both pitched in for it.
Or Visi thought since it was her idea, she didn't need to be the one to bring the lamp, since she brought the party.