Thread 725127845

>Is it a dog?
>Is it a cat?
>Is it a cow?
No, it's an Absol

It's an onahole.

Wrong board >>>/vp/

>>725127845 (OP)
>Cow
I don't get it.

Finally, a good thread

>>725127943
It's for when she's drawn as an anthro with big tits

>>725127897
FPBP.
>>725127939
you will never be a janny, tranny.

oh yeah this thing gets a 2nd mega

>>725128120
I'm actually kinda excited. So does Lucario.

>>725127939
not a containment board, see CLAUDE threads.
it will get removed for dogfuckery, however.

>>725127845 (OP)
Can I have sex with it? And what kind of pussy does it have?

>>725127845 (OP)
>>725128000
Good thing she's not standing on 2 legs, or this thread would go downhill haha

>>725127845 (OP)
Shoot it!

>>725127845 (OP)
i;m so glad absol is getting a new mega i hope it doesn't sucks

>>725128172
im excited to punch its lights out with a close combat. but it might become part fairy

I wish Absol was more of a character in mystery Dungeon

For reasons that are too complicated to explain, I need to make a competitively viable team out of edgelord pokemon to play against my friends, following VGC rules, using the Wolfey draft league format. My problem is that most of the edgelord pokemon are ghost or dark types, but I need ten total that will actually function as a coherent team. Is there any way to find ten edgelord pokemon that will actually work?

>>725128275
It's kind of a spade.

>>725128574
yeah use the teambuilder online

>>725127845 (OP)
Doesn't look to be happy to be here.

>>725128275
Catdog pussy. Cookie, but minimalist.

She always makes me nut

>>725128858
i bet you look at her ass and want to fuck it

alright let's be real here what are the chances that her new mega won;t actually suck ass?

>>725128875
fuck off faggot

>>725128392
>>725129052
Considering the state of modern Megas, this shit will be monkey pawed. It will turn into a meme.

>>725128993
She is for hugs not fucks. JK of course I do and want
>>725129052
With the recent track record of Pokemon designs I fear for the worst >>725128993

is there a particular reason absol is one of the few ferals that has a somewhat looking human face?

>>725129339
they will make a new sexy mega to make plushies and everyone will be happy

>>725128875
based. poketrannies need to go back.

>>725129381
She developed softer, more human features to encourage human men to fuck her plump dark chocolate cookie.

Was it ever confirmed one way or the other if Absol was originally a scrapped Eevolution?

>>>/trash/
You can even post porn there isn't that crazy?

>>725129574
But that isn't fun.

>>725129452
I wish but I really doubt it
The leak confirmed that they have a silly goofy design mandate.
She can't be too cool or too pretty. She will have an oversized horn or some retarded shit like that

>>725129530
no it was stand alone. judging by its stats, its a quick psychic counter

>>725129381
It's based on a Japanese folklore about a beast with a human face

>>725129493
Makes sense, Arceus is into that kind of thing.

>>725127845 (OP)
it'll be a cow by the time i'm done with it

Fortune cookie?
Fortune cookie.

Waaaay too much fluff, sorry.

The catastrophe that absol predicts is that she falls in love with a human and they french kiss under a cherry tree in spring

>>725129779
Then they gave every Psychic pokemon fairy typing and/or access to moonblast.

>>725130905
That doesn't sound very disastrous

>>725131279
its funny because its for getting more faster or tanky dark mons and absol is more of a revenge killer

>>725131378
Her parent won't approve

>>725130495
wrong

It's a Sphinx

>>725130495
there's no such thing as too much fluff

>>725132015
it can happen

>>725132015
She is hiding a fat pair of tits under that fluff isn't she

does the male one have a knot
Asking for science

>>725127845 (OP)
Absol fags stay in VP

>>725127943
cow

>>725133194
Are you the guy who drew the delicious Celesdir ages ago? I love your style.

>>725133194
What does she need a fat ass for?

>>725129052
100% it'll be a disaster

>>725127845 (OP)
Fat cookie

>>725129052
Extremely low
She already has a decent one so it'll definitely be goofy shit

>>725127845 (OP)
See that pokemon? He knots me.

>>725135307
anon is so lucky...

>>725134679
Absol's big breasts (chest fluff)...

I miss Altashi SO much

why didn't absol's gay cousin get a mega?

>>725135790
logistics and game freak is a small indie studio, please understand

>>725135790
Low sex appeal comparatively

>>725128065
>when she's drawn as an anthro with big tits
My man! Though for me it's when she's also in her mega form.

>>725135790
too many alt forms and GF is lazy i'd assume
although nothing could really stop them from dropping his gimmick with the mega
also he's not gayer than absol. no one is

>>725135639
the real reason it avoids humans, overfondling

>>725134843
cookie?

>>725127845 (OP)
I want to handwash a female absol. Give her a special kind of love that only human to pokemon relationship can provide.

>>725129052
1/3 chance it’s decent. That seems to be about the going rate right now.
Thank god they already have a good one.

Anons are always shilling those chillet, glaceon, and mew sex dolls.
Where's Absol?
I'd pay some good fucking money for one. I'd even buy the Mega attachment.

>>725134492
to make pp go boing

>>725134492
to seduce trainers

>>725127943
"Absol" is short for "absolute unit"

Think i'm gonna rub one out to Absol tonight cause of this thread. I'm in the mood now. Thanks, /v/!

>>725138061
You're just going to finger her in the bathtub aren't you?

>>725139641
but it's NNN...

>>725129052
I'm optimistic. I think there's a good chance it'll be great both in viability and aesthetics.
Mega Absol is made of paper and, honestly, all those stats except SPD are wasted. 130 ATK is already enough for a crit beast.
Since we already have a glass cannon Mega, I'm betting the new one will be defense oriented.
40 in DEF, 30 in SP.DEF, 30 in SPD, maybe. With 65/100/90 it could take some hits.
Absol's model was obviously made more cute in Z/A, just compare it to the unupdated Mega model. They know people like the fluff. Maybe the new one'll be even fluffier than the existing Mega... Imagine.

>>725140279
>Absol's model was obviously made more cute in Z/A, just compare it to the unupdated Mega model
Source? I have not played za

>>725135790
oh yeah that dog. its pretty tough but i guess they dont want it being busted

i will not fuck dogs

>>725143468
That's not gonna be up to you

>>725143468
That's not for you to decide

>>725143930
man i miss this style

>>725143468
look at the cookie anon
gaze at its majesty
you know deep in your heart what you really want

>>725143930
hit me with the sauce

Why is /v/ suddenly cuddling pokemon in bed each morning

>>725127845 (OP)
Absol is just a furrified scene girl.

Absol foretold me of the apocalyptic amount of seed I would pour into her womb.

>>725145969
Well, we can't let the prophecy go unfulfilled.
>*unzips dick*

>>725145028
>suddenly

>>725138061
what's the best shampoo scent for an absol?

>>725145665
Someone edit her hair to be white and her face dark blue/black

>>725143930
Anon's cooking, gonna need that sauce

Stop lewding the emo wolf

>>725127845 (OP)
there are so many pokemon that I think are fucking cool, butt can never really use in-game because their stats are so abysmally shit. Absol is one of them. Bellossom is another

"I know you wanna fuck it but you can't fuck it."

>>725144845
>>725148772
found it https://e621.net/posts/1835824

absol sex

>>725149170
130 attack is good enough for anybody!

>>725150402
don't do that

>>725151118
absol post-marital coitus

>>725128574
are you stupid? just go look at vgc viability rankings.
https://www.smogon.com/forums/forums/video-game-championships.513/

I keep getting distracted by the way my Absol arches her back and raises her butt towards me during attacks.

Just caught the raid Absol in PokeMMO, I got lucky and it has some dank IVs. 31 attack and speed and SpDef, 30 defense, 19 hp, 8 special attack.

>>725151548
why is she like this?

>>725151597
pokeMMO is still a thing? i figured it would've died by now but that's cool

>>725151719
What a slut.

>>725151597
>PokeMMO
lol, funny thing about this. I started playing it alongside my brother a month or 2 ago. We were going through Kanto basically at the same time, and one day my brother bought put like 10 dollars in the game store to buy a fucking gay pass thing that he could then exchange for money, and bought a few Pokémon with it. 4 days later, he got permabanned for RMT. And when he appealed, he basically got an automated response saying "lol eat shit faggot". He did a chargeback with his bank, but I have no idea if it went through. That's what he gets for putting money into a private MMO, I guess. I told him not to do it. We both stopped playing after that

>>725151719
She loves to show off her strength to her trainer
Pussy muscles included so you can get excited by the milking you will receive later that night

What’s the appeal

>>725152034
RMT?

>>725152308
real money trading. like buying money from third party websites.
he bought the gay card from the in-game store, and then sold it on the "auction house" for money

>>725152198
i think the biggest appeal of absol is actually how selfless they are, they risk their life to warn people of impeding doom, people who would not think twice of killing them on sight
plus they are extremely cute yet tastefully edgy creatures

>furry porn dump threads are allowed if it's pokeyman
I see janny has a preference.

>All images is Feral
Can someone post more anthro?, she looks better with it

>>725152618
I don't see any porn

>>725152817
Ahahahahaha.
No.

>>725152618
That's because pokemon are for jerking off to. That's literally their #1 purpose. Last year's teraleak confirmed as much.

>>725152817
No

>>725152817
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. Leather club's two blocks down.

>>725153557
What type of man does she choose to attract with those cheeks?

>>725127845 (OP)
built for big happy family

>>725127845 (OP)
>No, it's an Absol

An Absolute Unit it is!

>>725152817
I hate casuals so much.

>>725152817
you wanted big huge titties?
too bad! have a cute image

I wish people actually used feral pokemon models in VR chat and not anthro

>>725153557
That artstyle looks awfully familiar… pretty sure i’ve seen this artist draw cub

>>725133194
>>725153557
LOOK

>>725154484
He did and didn't show us? Do you have source?

>>725151719
irrefutable proof that absol's a cat

>>725154343
NTA but as long as it's a cute anthro girl it's good!

>>725154773
No, but i’n sure i’ve seen them on baraag or inkbunny

>>725155173
Please can you share a link? That guy never posts anywhere besides on the chan so it's hard to keep track of his works

>>725127943
Absol is based on the Bai Ze and some depictions of the Bai Ze have a bovine-esk appearance.

>>725153557
this artist owes me lewds

>>725135691
Quit being so gay.

I like fat assed eevees

>>725155983
i like fat assed pokemons

>>725127845 (OP)
it's a fluff elemental!

>>725156067
I like when pokemon give buttjobs like that one glaceon image with her wearing the convenience store uniform

hold absol gently

>>725149157
you will not continue to slander my dog as you have

>>725156568
thats the hot stuff. i like it when goofy pokemon with a goody body do sexy stuff like jinx or blitzle

>>725127845 (OP)
It's a cunty bitch.

>>725133328
That is indeed the same artist. Same MSPaint-y shading.

need more feral absol with a fat butte

>>725158117
need more feral absol with a fat gutte

>>725158117
Absol is best for busty_feral, look at that chest tuft, she's hiding big milkies.

>>725129052
betting on making it dark/fairy

>>725133194
Now post the queen of spade version

>>725158814
thats a big tush

>>725153557
FERAL
BITCHES

Zinfyu? On my /v/?

>>725127845 (OP)
>anime animal head
it can be anything
>clawed and digitigrade
likely a carnivora
>Horns
fluffy like a goat too, but the gait and feet tells you it's a predator of sorts, not a herbivorefag

>>725160303
I WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN THAT CHEST FLUFF

>>725152817
lol fag

Absol has the best grippers

>>725127845 (OP)
he's sexy

>>725161053
what do you mean by grippers...?

>>725160303
What does she want? Is a disaster about to happen to me?

>>725161128
I like her paws
Her claws look like they could disembowel me pretty easily

puffy absol anus
absol donut

>>725161202
they do look rather dangerous

>>725159242
It's more likely than you'd think!

what a great day, an absol thread on /v/... wait, does this mean disaster will soon befall us?

>>725161710
probably

>>725162002
i love that guy's stuff
fuck, i need to study not think about absol furry porn

um...we're here to take over this thread

>>725162751
i hope your studying making absol artworks
>>725162870
delphox won

>>725162870
shoo focks
respect absol's presence

>>725163000
leave m'lady alone.....

Begun the cookie wars have.

>>725127845 (OP)
Its called Absol because it's Absolutely gay.

>>725163550
this is true absol mounts me all the time

I sense impending doom.

The fact that these creatures aren't real and I will never cuddle one saddens me greatly.

>>725163782
futabsol

absol

>>725165173
More like impending coom

>>725152198
Humanoid moe face but without reaching uncanny valley

Remember they are based on nip myths of human faced animals coming up to people and warning them of disaster.

>>725129493
sauce

>>725127939
SPBP

She's a cow alright.

>>725151719
I didn't know Vergil was a trainer in his spare time

>>725154484
don't think so, but you may have seen his BLACKED images

>>725169564
Uromatsu draws the fattest facewarmers

>>725154484
https://x.com/commonbleat/status/1840870384494608463
mizzle art i'm cumming

>>725169564
She farts like one too.

>>725169564
Damn I wish I had a absol girlfriend

>>725127845 (OP)
she is NOT that thick in-game!

Absol is basically perfect
>big fluffy body for petting
>smooth human-like face complete with human lips for kissing
>canine genitalia
What more could you ask for?

>>725153557
>Look up artist
>He has a raceplay fetish

>>725159545
Its non-retractile claws and digitigrade paws call you it's most likely a canid

Bump

>>725127845 (OP)
favorite mon

>that one human x mega absol by dengon
Oh yeah, right in my vein please

>people in 2025 are unironically jacking off to feral
I implore you to reconsider

>>725175417
I know right
Retvrn to Tradition and just fuck animals like your ancestors did

>>725175417
why?

Absol so cute....unironically love spackledogs donut-steel-esque critters like them....

>>725175718
Donut is donut.

ANON IS POSTING ABSOL COOKIES

SOMEONE STOP HIM

>>725176510
Why contain it?

As soon as the wild zone with evee popped up I gathered 8 girl evee's to evolve into each eveelution. They are in my 'cookie box' pokemon box. Where female gardevoir, lucario and buneary love when not in my party too.

Wild zone 20 let me get a female charmander for dragon bitches. She goes with fem garchomp.

You're drawn in fooled by the humanlike face, but then it's all
>*HISSSS*
>*GRONK*

Why are you retards babbling about cookies?

>Pokeshitters page 10 bumping their softcore porn dump thread
LMAO

Reminder to lovingly hug your Absol

And to massage her paws after a long day of adventuring at your side

You can also reward her with a butt scratch they love that!

>>725177226
>>725177375
>>725177483
fuck off

>>725129052
It will be a giraffe.

>>725156568
you can't just say that and not give sauce

>>725158325
Gotta eat plenty to keep that shape.

>>725128875
Actually it's >>/trash/ but you too much of a newfag to know about the board

You degenerate motherfuckers need jesus.

>>725181114
degenerate pokefuckers*
I'm not against pokemommies though

>>725181503
Delphox and Braixen.....OUGH.....obscene need....

>>725152817
>asking for off model garbage

>>725133194
You show up at the most random places Common.

Choose.

>>725185843
I choose the one that I can dynamax, I won't elaborate, that is my final option.

>>725185843
Jolly please.

>>725185843
Relaxed for maximum fluff.

I cannot believe this thread is still up.
Nice.

>>725185843
Oh man. It has to be Jolly.
Look at her.

>>725175667
>pic

Someone, please post the shiny mega absol anon lost.

>>725185843
None of these are deranged enough for me

>>725186394
What kind of derangement do you seek?

>>725185843
I love happy energetic gals
Jolly for me.

>>725185843
Relaxed for maximum cuddling.

>>725185843
Hasty.

>>725186195
we love absol in here

>>725185843
relaxed if absol also lays on laps
>>725152817
youre homosexual by the way, may want to get that checked out

>>725186223
qrd?

>>725186195
thats a cave painting of me about to get ripped apart limb by limb by 6 angry cave lionesses after I stumbled into their den drunk on fermented berries

>>725152817
Oh anon, you are such a pleb normalfag, it's almost cute.

>>725189120
>if absol also lays on laps
Of course she does.
Hope you have a big couch.

>>725152817
remember where you are before you make these requests

>>725152817
honestly posting anthro would probably get the thread moved or deleted faster

>>725155983
Ferals with fat butts should be more common. Untapped market.

Watch your back around dark types, imo.

>>725127845 (OP)
why does it have a human face

>>725127845 (OP)
>Is it a cow?
it will be when I'm fuckin done with it that dog is gonna be fat as fuck after i get my hands on it

>>725128172
Wait wait wait, they're finally showing Lucario some more love? Do we know what the new Lucario looks like yet?

>>725190206
>Pov of you behind your dynamaxed eevee who's about to sit on you accidentally

>>725190280
absol is dark type because she has an acute and special sense for detecting evilness, not because she is evil
it's why she hates other dark-types (i.e. justified ability) and can predict when bad things happen
this is 100% not my headcanon it IS canon

I miss the "dubious animal type thing" design philosophy. These days they too often adhere to a theme and handle it poorly.
>dude what if the blade in his back was actually a literal sword blade and the handle is on his front
They need some new talent.

>>725190280
I like this image.
A lot.

>>725176678
>just finished playing look outside
>immediately perceive her ear as an eyeball looking the other way

Absol is basically just a less sexy Eeveelution.

>>725190206
I prefer ferals with huge melon-sized tits. That's the real untapped market.

>>725191010
can't unsee

>>725190679
>hate dark-types
>it's Justified

Consider the following:
https://files.catbox.moe/l1o89u.jpg

>>725191981
If I wouldn't get burned I would consider it further

>>725191698
exactly
total dark-type death
except absol, she's one of the good ones

>>725191981
Interesting proposition.

>>725192646
>except absol, she's one of the good ones
Zoroark too, right?

>>725192729
hmm nyo!!!

>off topic thread
JANNY ARE YOU OK? SO JANNY ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK JANNY??

>>725193318
I'm so sorry this is happening to you

>>725193318
absol is a character from a video game
you can even play as absol directly (in pokemon unite)

>>725190769
if mightyena did that to me team magma would fight me more

Can you degenerates stop lusting after animals?

>>725193915
I only lust after giant pokemon.

>>725194119
lusting after animals is alright but giantfags get the rope

>>725191981
its soul sucking good

>>725194217
>lusting after animals is alright but giantfags get the rope
the pot calling the kettle black is all I'm seeing with this, both sides are degenerate and nothing less of it.

Man I can't wait to see Mega Golurk and Golisopod.

>>725194217
This guy gets it.
The lines must be drawn.

>>725190280
Lel imma gladly watch THEIR backs instead

>>725194770
>no tail
Uncanny.

>>725193915
>moonrunes
any japanons around?
what does the glaceon say?

>>725194823
Please don't bully my favourite taillet fox

>>725193915
Not until Musk makes Glaceon real, so i can fuck the shit out of her.

>>725193318
At least it's nor a twitter screencap thread.

this is an ABSOL thread DON'T post non-absol creatures

>>725195031
>any japanons around?
i think those are gookrunes

>>725194696
>The lines must be drawn.
exactly
more specifically, lines in the shape of absols and zoroarks

here's your absol bro

>>725197023
Fake until proven gay.

>>725197023
I like Loupmoon, but it's not Absol.

>>725197023
Cute Digimon

I like this dog (F) too desu.

>>725197023
>gf decided to make mega absol z anthro in response to this

>>725196020
Mkay

Just kidding lol

>>725197632
its a good dog. very powerful running at 120 mph

>>725197887
>just kidding lol
>posts an absol
?

>>725197836
Mating with Lute!

>>725198070
>man took a feral daki to the military
I kneel.

>>725198314
Zinfyu is the best.
Or was. He doesn't draw Absol as regularly as he used to.

>>725198659
he grew out of her love

>>725197023
It looks less feminine, the Absol tag will soon be ruined by gay anthro shit if real

>>725199110
that's loupmoon from palworld

>>725195031
Glaceon evolved and is upset that her trainer turned out to be one of those degenerates that want to fuck glaceons.

>>725199349
oh alright

>>725199480
wants to sex glaceon but not eevee? bad taste

>>725199349
I like the original black one a lot more than the cryst version.

>>725199480
>Glaceon
https://xcancel.com/Furryparty67848/status/1983837972064874947

>>725199761
He did sex her as an Eevee already but she would have preferred a degenerate who want to fuck Vaporeon because Ice type is shit.

>>725200054
I wonder what goes through custom's heads when these get imported in and they inspect them.
I'm honestly considering it but the cleaning would probably be real cumbersome.

>>725199761
Eever is peak sex out of all of them, I won’t hear otherwise

>>725200465
I probably would, but I don't live alone and would never chance someone seeing it.

>>725200676
Same.
If I didn't live alone I'd probably buy all of those.
And there's an upcoming Mew too.

>>725193318
>Softcore furry porn thread that doesn't get instantly deleted like usual
Hmm it's almost as if a janny made it

>>725200465
Some anons bought from
>https://www.orzgk.com/brand/spirit-demon-studio/
and it arrived just fine.
It did take almost a year for one of them.

>>725200175
actually he didn't i looked it up
in >>725193915 she's crying at her trainer because a friend told her that only pervert trainers evolve eevees into glaceons and she didn't think he was like that

>>725200676
Well even if I do live alone, I still have people over sometimes. Thats enough to deter me. Cleaning also probably takes like a whole day I imagine.
I think the trick would be just using the thing like once a month and then stow it away in a nondescript box.

>>725201028
I know, I tried to make a joke

>>725198314
>military
howd you gather that from the photo
im pretty stupid sorry if its obvious

>>725201135
>Well even if I do live alone, I still have people over sometimes
I'd just get a big trunk, or one of those beds with storage space under it, and make a sort of false bottom to hide it.
Cleaning it is probably not that hard. Just hot water, some scrubbing inside, some rinsing outside, and that's about it.
You can probably do half of it while in the shower.

lmaoing at the >>/vp/ posters nd the faggots who reply wpbp
get aids and die

>>725201843
I'm just familiar with the story. He used to post more about it.

>>725197990
Anything can be an absol if you look hard enough