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Did they seriously think they could get away with this?
Anonymous No.725416653 [Report] >>725417590 >>725423069 >>725423157 >>725428213 >>725430037 >>725441197
>>725416469 (OP)
>worst selling AC game of the last five titles
>even mirage outsold it
At least we won in the end.
Anonymous No.725416869 [Report] >>725416990 >>725417957 >>725419002 >>725419712 >>725422306 >>725422446 >>725423569 >>725430072 >>725436605 >>725440186 >>725442275
>>725416469 (OP)
>Did they seriously think they could get away with this?
Do you realize that whites are a minority now?
Anonymous No.725416908 [Report]
>buying ubislop
not even once. EA tier slop merchants.
Anonymous No.725416990 [Report] >>725417172 >>725421640 >>725430365 >>725430714
>>725416869
do you think Asians would be okay with this either?
Anonymous No.725417010 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
holy fuck, is this actually from the game? that's just grim
Anonymous No.725417059 [Report] >>725422594
>>725416469 (OP)
funny how this game marked the exact fall of japan. tourists being shit on purpose for tiktok fame, visa mastercard fucking them over, jeet invasion, censoring of japanese media so snowflake americans can consume it, everything just fell in place at the same time.
Anonymous No.725417065 [Report]
>DIE, YELLOW CRACKA!
Anonymous No.725417172 [Report] >>725417692 >>725417748 >>725420916 >>725421187 >>725428369 >>725430072 >>725430889 >>725435568 >>725445943 >>725446713 >>725456409
>>725416990
>do you think Asians would be okay with this either?
It's not about getting permission it's about selling your product to the largest group of people which in 2025 happen to be brown
Anonymous No.725417394 [Report]
I hate niggers.
Anonymous No.725417590 [Report] >>725449837
>>725416653
and considering that it was japan of all places makes this even more brutal
Anonymous No.725417692 [Report]
>>725417172
not all browns are created equal
I doubt Indians give two fucks about an African power fantasy
Anonymous No.725417693 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>this is the "assassin" we told you about
Anonymous No.725417748 [Report] >>725418224
>>725417172
which this game didnt do at all, so clearly youre wrong and fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.725417957 [Report] >>725418381 >>725428260
>>725416869
Whites have always been a minority. And they still conquered almost everyone else.
Anonymous No.725418071 [Report] >>725418209 >>725428512
THE FUCK TAKESHI GON DO
Anonymous No.725418173 [Report] >>725422476 >>725457596 >>725470079
This really what he looks like?
>captcha N0GWA
Anonymous No.725418209 [Report] >>725437949
>>725418071
Who's Takeshi Gon?
Anonymous No.725418224 [Report] >>725418735 >>725419116
>>725417748
Dumbass NOT having the main character be white IS appealing to browns
Anonymous No.725418325 [Report] >>725459585
>>725416469 (OP)
>black person appears
>rap music starts playing
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.725418381 [Report] >>725418619 >>725421170
>>725417957
In 2025 white people are the smallest group of people playing video games
Anonymous No.725418619 [Report] >>725418737 >>725422446
>>725418381
Yes, we all see the obvious shift to producing slop for turd worlders. Enjoy.
Anonymous No.725418735 [Report] >>725418905
>>725418224
browns don't buy games
Anonymous No.725418737 [Report]
>>725418619
Then stop playing ignorant and wasting my time explaining basic reality to you
Anonymous No.725418858 [Report] >>725459585
>>725416469 (OP)
is that george floyd?!
Anonymous No.725418905 [Report]
>>725418735
buying games has nothing to do with modern video game industry, you just need players, no matter what means they use
Anonymous No.725419002 [Report] >>725420168
>>725416869
>now
Always have been
Anonymous No.725419029 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>the jew fears the samurai
>the samurai fears the bvll
>the jew controls the bvll with the piece of eden
KINOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.725419116 [Report] >>725419276 >>725419623
>>725418224
They why didn't they buy it?

Checkmate, atheist.
Anonymous No.725419276 [Report]
>>725419116
bloddy fokker shutting your mouth
Anonymous No.725419334 [Report] >>725419818
>>725416469 (OP)
This single game may have been what was the tipping point. Now Japan is going all out against globalism and slicing every tendril off of itself. All because one game was so shitty and offensive. If Japan conquers China again, you can thank Ubisoft.
Anonymous No.725419430 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
Leftists are dumb as shit OP. Yes they did think this was smart. That's how fucken stupid they are. Absolutely brainwashed trash
Anonymous No.725419623 [Report] >>725423905
>>725419116
They did
Anonymous No.725419712 [Report] >>725420168
>>725416869
>Do you realize that whites are a minority now?
>now
Only a brownoid could possibly be this retarded. Whites have always been a minority and they still made the entire planet their bitch and they won't make the mistake of lifting up shitskins again.
Anonymous No.725419818 [Report] >>725420736 >>725429661
>>725419334
>Now Japan is going all out against globalism
LMFAO no it's not, fuck I was in china last month and there were niggers and jeets everywhere there as well.

It's all so fucking tiresome.
Anonymous No.725419848 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
But they did tho?
Anonymous No.725420168 [Report] >>725428427
>>725419002
>>725419712
Go back toReddit with your semantic fucking bullshit if you are so low IQ you can’t grasp basic fucking context.
White people playing video games are a minority now. Retarded fucking mouth breathers needing every single thing spoon fed do I have to wipe your ass too? That’s a rhetorical question btw you absolute brainlets.
Anonymous No.725420336 [Report] >>725423220
Who wins?
Anonymous No.725420425 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
took the freest win in Ubisoft history while the company's stock is plummeting and made it so bad it turned into a diplomatic crisis between france and japan.
Anonymous No.725420535 [Report] >>725422476
If I wanted to play as a monkey I'd boot up picrel
Anonymous No.725420643 [Report] >>725420730
>>725416469 (OP)
all this game has achieved is make everyone hate affirmative action and ngroids even more
I'm suprprised at how effective it is
Anonymous No.725420730 [Report] >>725420781 >>725420962 >>725421587 >>725428032
>>725420643
Enjoy going extinct whitey.
Anonymous No.725420736 [Report] >>725429528
>>725419818
>I was in china last month
That explains it, china is a shithole. Japan however, isn't like that. They have a refined culture that they are proud of.
Anonymous No.725420781 [Report]
>>725420730
cope white
Anonymous No.725420916 [Report] >>725421067 >>725423425 >>725424501 >>725431137 >>725467115 >>725474715
>>725417172
>browns and muslims like the homo shit in woke games like Shadows
I kinda doubt, that's why it sold like shit everywhere.
Anonymous No.725420943 [Report]
HAHAHA ANOTHA RACIST KILLED
DAMN SON, WE DID IT!
Anonymous No.725420962 [Report] >>725433547
>>725420730
this is like africans celebrating as their colonisers leave and their infrastructure and quality of living goes down the tubes.
Anonymous No.725421032 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
reminder every house in japan had a Mein Kampf book at some point because the law required it.
Anonymous No.725421067 [Report]
>>725420916
>invite members of the kill gays club to your town
>they want to kill gays
wtf bugged game mechanics
Anonymous No.725421092 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
Yes that's how deluded they were
Anonymous No.725421170 [Report] >>725421709
>>725418381
We're talking about population not penis size
Anonymous No.725421187 [Report]
>>725417172
browns don't buy... anything really. Why do you think theft is such an issue in brown areas?
Anonymous No.725421587 [Report]
>>725420730
>niggers living out the next 10,000 years in the crumbed ruins of the white man
maybe the bugmen will do a better job domesticating them
Anonymous No.725421640 [Report]
>>725416990
They don't care about Asians. Asians are honorary Whites to leftists, which is why the end Asian hate trend started but immediately ended the second they noticed who was behind the attacks on Asians, aka blacks.
Anonymous No.725421709 [Report] >>725422446
>>725421170
They are barely 8% of the global population today modern media including video games is just reflecting that why would you sell to a shrinking audience
Anonymous No.725421802 [Report] >>725422120 >>725422202 >>725422470 >>725422693 >>725426803 >>725428032 >>725436423 >>725450712 >>725453008 >>725453916
>>725416469 (OP)
they thought if they got an "expert" advisor then it'd sell
Anonymous No.725421883 [Report]
https://youtu.be/EmgISdWBPXU?si=H-WwcO4g2zHjkYwJ
The japs are still furious
Anonymous No.725421943 [Report] >>725422047 >>725422279 >>725424434 >>725424683 >>725452232 >>725474805 >>725478357
>>725416469 (OP)
Normal people see this and think
>Hell yeah I want to play a huge black guy who beats up tiny japanese men looks like one hell of a game
instead going on about muh tradition and muh cultural appropriation. You sound like feminists from 2015.
Anonymous No.725422047 [Report]
>>725421943
whycome normal peepo aint buy this game then
Anonymous No.725422120 [Report] >>725422218
>>725421802
saved
Anonymous No.725422202 [Report] >>725422338
>>725421802
>review that you put on the cover of your book
>it just says yeah its readable
Anonymous No.725422218 [Report] >>725422308
>>725422120
the more you dig into shadow's development the more disgusted you become
Anonymous No.725422279 [Report]
>>725421943
I'm pretty sure this evokes primal fear in even the dumbest normalfag. The racial conflict is a natural cause of disgust. It is similar to how it would be unpleasant to watch humans lose to aliens.
Anonymous No.725422290 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
I forgot this existed until now
Anonymous No.725422306 [Report]
>>725416869
???? BIPOC excludes Asians for a reason.
Anonymous No.725422308 [Report] >>725422521 >>725422649
>>725422218
there's also a japanese university professor that's defending yasuke and it turns out that he's an actual unironic japanese communist party member
Anonymous No.725422318 [Report] >>725422396
>>725416469 (OP)
Just another day in downtown San Francisco.
Anonymous No.725422338 [Report]
>>725422202
he's pretty much retreated from the public eye after people started scrutinising his "work"
Anonymous No.725422396 [Report]
>>725422318
it's pretty accurate, to America
Anonymous No.725422446 [Report] >>725422943
>>725416869
>>725418619
>>725421709
I don't get this. Don't we all realize Yasuke beat up JAPs?
Anonymous No.725422464 [Report] >>725454573
>>725416469 (OP)
They thought BLM and george floyd were still popular. They literally started making this slop in late 2020 and were sure it was going to be a hit.
Anonymous No.725422470 [Report] >>725422580 >>725422683 >>725427980
>>725421802
This guy almost got his fanfic character accepted as historical fact
Anonymous No.725422476 [Report]
>>725420535
At least you can see the monkey's face instead of whatever under this helmet lmao >>725418173
Anonymous No.725422521 [Report] >>725442473
>>725422308
https://x.com/isu312628847738/status/1827944072822297051
Here found it.
Anonymous No.725422580 [Report]
>>725422470
honestly hilarious how ubisoft managed to completely destroy the myth this jew spent his life building up
Anonymous No.725422594 [Report] >>725484508
>>725417059
>if the goyim like japan we'll ruin it too
i hate being alive now
Anonymous No.725422597 [Report] >>725422763 >>725422776 >>725422826 >>725425060 >>725428376 >>725454959
this is for slavery
Anonymous No.725422649 [Report] >>725422871
>>725422308
The JCP is evil and pretty much UN occupied. The main opposition party in Japan also buddies up with them. This is why the LDP is so dominant. Another big evil of the JCP specifically is feminism. They'll ally with PTAs and other mom groups to try to harass media they consider "demeaning" to women. They even flip out with simple things like train stations having modestly dressed moe girl mascots. If you've ever heard the "Sutappu! Donto tachi mi!" joke in an anime or manga before, it is making fun of a specific thing the JCP teaches its women to do. Yes, they make them do it all in English. I hope to see the day Japan bans the party.
Anonymous No.725422683 [Report] >>725452396
>>725422470
ubisoft's marketing strategy of
>THE REAL HISTORICAL STORY
>OF THE REAL BLACK SAMURAAAAI
really back fired on them, they tried to backpedal afterwards saying they never claimed it was historically accurate but the PR blurbs were already out
Anonymous No.725422693 [Report]
>>725421802
>african mercenary
Actually a slave
>samurai
Actually a pet
Anonymous No.725422763 [Report]
>>725422597
>just pops her head off like a cartoon
lmao
Anonymous No.725422776 [Report]
>>725422597
nuh uh honey
Anonymous No.725422791 [Report] >>725454289
Anonymous No.725422823 [Report] >>725454289
Anonymous No.725422826 [Report] >>725422931 >>725422975
>>725422597
I think the worse part of this all is how you can just go on a spree of beheading the innocent natives and doing other gruesome things to them. You just know they were this close to adding children too. If a game even had half this content and got popular with chuds, it'd be dogpiled on and kicked off storefronts.
Anonymous No.725422871 [Report] >>725422931
>>725422649
the japanese communist party is very very much into feminism and was also pushing mewtwo and beelm (read: foreign issues) in japan
Anonymous No.725422876 [Report] >>725426663
Anonymous No.725422910 [Report] >>725423307 >>725426663
Anonymous No.725422931 [Report]
>>725422826
>>725422871
https://www.jcp.or.jp/web_download/4747/
link to source
Anonymous No.725422943 [Report]
>>725422446
It’s the zeitgeist the browns and Asians will be fighting over the world once the last white has passed away in about 50 years
Anonymous No.725422975 [Report] >>725423028 >>725423220
>>725422826
which is crazy when you consider the original assassins creed games caused a desync when you killed more than 3 civilians
Anonymous No.725423028 [Report]
>>725422975
yasuke canonically was a spree killer
Anonymous No.725423069 [Report] >>725424042 >>725426245 >>725466553
>>725416653
Discounting the culture war stuff and purely looking at it as a AC game, it's just idiotic
The assassin is the woman
Yasuke can't even do basic assassin shit
he's pretty much a diversity hire
his whole existence in the game is just to own the chuds
Anonymous No.725423157 [Report] >>725423291 >>725423597 >>725428167 >>725438742 >>725439008 >>725442319
>>725416653
we didn't win shit
I just wanted asscreed ninjas
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725423220 [Report] >>725423298 >>725423559 >>725435164 >>725437161
>>725420336
>Yasuke screams.
>Ryu is stunned for two seconds and falls from any height he was at.
>Yasuke does a charged Naginata spin at Ryu.
>Ryu instantly dies because his 300+% CD procced, and if that didn't proc the 3% chance to instantly kill him procced.
>If Ryu does anything Yasuke tanks it and heals every second after having screamed.
>Can scream again after a few seconds have passed.
>Even if you deal with that he has 11 heals on demand.
>Only way he can really be hit is if you super armor the scream but then he just spins at you anyway.
>Can also spam skills that give him iframes for the entire duration of the skill.
Yasuke can also tank stuff Naoe can't, and if you're comparing Ryu to Naoe's level of tankability since they're both shinobi he dies in two hits from a stiff breeze.

>>725422975
You still desync for killing civilians, I actually had it happen as Naoe when I was fighting on the street in Claws of Awaji because opposing shinobi hide in groups and you can spot them before they try assassinating you.
Civilians in castles are the only ones that are fair game and that's because they go to call other guards and expose you being there. They're also extremely annoying because they will literally go to the opposite end of the castle if there is still someone alive and their path isn't impeded to drag someone else into your fight.
Anonymous No.725423291 [Report] >>725423407 >>725426326
>>725423157
well assassins creed is funded by the chinese now so you can only hope that they get a big enough voice that the next game is actually good
and that's if ubisoft survives the next decade
Anonymous No.725423298 [Report] >>725423412
>>725423220
This looks like a shitty mobile game
Anonymous No.725423307 [Report]
>>725422910
Anonymous No.725423381 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
they could have gotten away with this if they made the black guy a twist villain, explaining his dishonour
Anonymous No.725423407 [Report] >>725423520
>>725423291
Makes sense that China funded it if you think about it the whole thing is an elaborate revenge fantasy for what Japan did to China in WW2
Anonymous No.725423412 [Report]
>>725423298
it's what modern assassins creed is, most of the assassin shit is unchanged but they focused more on the shitty action for odyssey and valhalla
Anonymous No.725423425 [Report]
>>725420916
on the one hand, seeing leftists libshits being put in their place is blissfully satisfying to read. on the other, now we have to deal with the murderous mudslimes they've enabled, which are arguably as bad, if not much worse
Anonymous No.725423520 [Report] >>725423572
>>725423407
>Japan did to China in WW2
Liberate manchurians from the hans?
Anonymous No.725423525 [Report] >>725424025
Funny thing is there was a campaign against Genshin for cultural appropriation at the same time period so people for Shadows and against Genshin had to cope that blatantly fantasy anime gacha game is more cultural erasure than AC series that has a museum mode. The boycotters still played Genshin btw they just didn't spend kek
Anonymous No.725423559 [Report] >>725424042
>>725423220
what kind enemies, waiting to attack one by one. imagine if those were spider ninjas from NG, they would just gang up on him and eventually one of em throw a bomb kunai and explode the watermelon lover into pieces
Anonymous No.725423569 [Report] >>725423761
>>725416869
>invent 90% of stuff
>be 10% of the population
better to not think about the future too much
Anonymous No.725423572 [Report] >>725423669
>>725423520
More like the rape of Nanjing
Anonymous No.725423597 [Report]
>>725423157
I didn't, asscreed was slop way before shadows and you can still play Naoe
Anonymous No.725423669 [Report] >>725423903
>>725423572
as real as the 6 gorillions
Anonymous No.725423761 [Report] >>725423959 >>725451524
>>725423569
>10% of the population
You were 20% of the population 30 years ago. You’re going extinct whitey.
Anonymous No.725423903 [Report] >>725424318
>>725423669
Next thing you’re gonna tell me Unit 731 was a hoax
Anonymous No.725423905 [Report] >>725470548
>>725419623
?
Anonymous No.725423959 [Report]
>>725423761
you're literally white unc
Anonymous No.725424025 [Report]
>>725423525
They really hate Japan. Hell, this is probably why you see so much discussion about chinese and korean things emulating Japanese stuff. They wanted to follow what was popular, but the Japanese are too "problematic". They then will, of course, attack the things that they flock to as alternatives. Because nothing in their attention goes without being criticized. A lot of their actions make sense when you realize that their conviction is hating Japan.
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725424042 [Report] >>725437161 >>725454613 >>725455125 >>725473864
>>725423069
>Yasuke can't even do basic assassin shit
He can't do basic climbing well, can't do certain overhang jumps, can't walk on ropes, and can't quickly walk on things like rooftop shingles or trees but he still has Silent Arrows and Brutal Assassinations. Brutal Assassinations are also something you make use of constantly as you wander around because it actually alerting someone requires them to be fairly close despite how loud it is, and the Silent Arrows are a free 5 silent kills + however many resupplies you get or trips back to the kakuregas. He's not remotely as efficient as Naoe but you can still play him stealthily for a bit, or a lot if you want to run around for Silent Arrows.

Yasuke is also given the entire Templar story, it's solely his side while Naoe's is about learning about the Kakushiba Ikki's fate like 80% of the way into the game which are basically knockoff Assassins founded by an Assassin kicked out of the Assassin Brotherhood. Then Claws of Awaji is more Templar stuff but Naoe actually hunts them this time.

>>725423559
Enemies attack 3 at a time, the rest wait their turns. Screaming also messes with their AI for a bit as it makes them vulnerable which further causes them to be delayed.
>explode the watermelon lover into pieces
Can't die in one hit even if an attack can one-shot you, you have to be doubletapped after a brief period from the first hit for that to happen. This has been the case for every RPG AC game and why the Falx of Olympos build where you're at 25% HP permanently in Odyssey means nothing because you can't die in one hit. You have a perma-Second Chance/Undershirt effect. Yasuke also has like quadruple the HP of Naoe so he can't be one-shot by anything barring like fifty explosives stacked together like Nawaki's house in Claws of Awaji.
Anonymous No.725424318 [Report]
>>725423903
it was a real unit but what they did were made up
kinda like the death squad bullshit
Anonymous No.725424434 [Report] >>725476008
>>725421943
Normal people see this and think
>Eh. This looks like black power fantasy which I know is substanceless and bad. No thanks

And then they don't buy it. Like what actually happened in reality.
Anonymous No.725424501 [Report] >>725454352
>>725420916
I always enjoyed seeing hijabs in woke media because they were celebrating something so sexist and utterly apposed to their ideals along side women's/lgbtq rights.
fun anecdote, last week a hospital emergency bay in my city was blocked because a Muslim man pulled over in it to pray (probably for the beheading of gays)
Anonymous No.725424683 [Report]
>>725421943
>Hell yeah I want to play a huge black guy who beats up tiny japanese men looks like one hell of a game
>what? actually buy and play the game? lol
and that's how Shadows flopped
Anonymous No.725425060 [Report]
>>725422597
poor form, he needs to lift that front leg and twist it inward to drive torsion in the back leg
keep the arms in close to the body, results in a faster swing and being in the butter-zone earlier in the swing
he's twisting the torso which is nice but if he wants to hit the 400ft mark he's gonna need to use the hands/wrists to work in conjunction with that torso to drive power.
launch angle is also abysmal but not much he can do if he's swinging at something that far out of the zone, needs time in the cage to work on reading pitches.

5/10
Anonymous No.725426245 [Report] >>725431171
>>725423069
>the reimaru fag eternally seethes at stacy ayame even when the game series is dead
Anonymous No.725426326 [Report]
>>725423291
chinks really hate the japs
this was probably all part of their plan to tank the company by sabotage
Anonymous No.725426663 [Report]
>>725422876
>>725422910
that actually looks kinda good
watermelon isnt in season now
Anonymous No.725426803 [Report] >>725430371 >>725433203 >>725435845
>>725421802
I like how butthurt leftists were about Nioh, but Yasuke is 'Legendary Samurai'.

Nioh protagonist was based on a real person, who was ACTUALLY granted the class of samurai and title. Provably so even.
Anonymous No.725427980 [Report] >>725429615
>>725422470
Erm, all leftists sources cite it as historical fact and reference Thomas Lockley. Normies 100 years from now will just take it at face value and believe it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

They got away with historical revisionism despite pushback from the anti-woke and Japan.

Japan got Thomas Lockley fired from his job there for writing horse manure, but in the end the historical record on wiki won't change. The other establishment places like Brittanica also stick to their guns and defend Yasuke's updated status as a real samurai. They won't contradict each other. The only one that questions is Elon Musks Grokipedia but schools and colleges will all collude to not use it as a source.
Anonymous No.725428032 [Report]
>>725420730
Enjoy being the last generation to see sunlight, because once yt is gone, you're going into bauxite mines and are being fed rice shaped plastic pellets by your Han overlords.
>>725421802
Why was he so obsessed with yasuke when there's like 5 african big black penis porn actors active in the JAV industry right now?
Anonymous No.725428167 [Report]
>>725423157
ghost of sushi or rise of the ronin are better asscreed games than asscreed
Anonymous No.725428213 [Report] >>725446980
>>725416653
I was watching a streamer who was like
>it's because they release so many AC games
yeah sure buddy
Anonymous No.725428260 [Report] >>725428479 >>725434446
>>725417957
>Whites have always been a minority
Fine but they used to be like 1/3 of the world
Anonymous No.725428369 [Report]
>>725417172
Browns also hate niggers.
Anyway this wasn't about selling anything. It was about pushing a message.
Anonymous No.725428376 [Report] >>725428696 >>725429297
>>725422597
>>725416469 (OP)
is it me or is he using an aztec axe?
Anonymous No.725428427 [Report]
>>725420168
ditto
it was asian gamers who chose not to fund their own displacement on the media they consume
cope+seethe
Anonymous No.725428479 [Report]
>>725428260
so a minority used to be a minority. ok. enjoy your hordes of niggers and jeets.
Anonymous No.725428512 [Report]
>>725418071
nothing
Anonymous No.725428696 [Report] >>725435634
>>725428376
I swear there was a theorized connection between these things, the stuff Polynesians wield, and the Japanese. Like maybe a suggestion that some Japanese tools washed up on Mexican shores. Or that the Polynesians took it and slowly spread them to the other side of the Pacific.
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725429297 [Report] >>725437161 >>725466956
>>725428376
It's not, it's a kanabo. Basically a big hammer. He's specifically using this legendary one with the Templar armor set for extra memes.
Anonymous No.725429528 [Report] >>725430789
>>725420736
china is not a shithole and is has multiple cities that have developed way past Japan by every metric. Japan is approaching becoming a shithole because they obey muttmerikikes and allow indians and africans to immigrate to their country because their jewish western masters make them. fuck you amerimutt.
Anonymous No.725429615 [Report]
>>725427980
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke
>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Yasuke&action=history&offset=&limit=500
It looks like there has been a war over this page.
Anonymous No.725429661 [Report] >>725430789
>>725419818
chinese immigration of jeets and africans is based because they do not make it a secret that they are an inferior labor force treated as 2nd class citizens. mutt westoids and their korean and

japanese slave nations immigration of browns is kikepilled because their western masters force them to treat blacks, muslims and jeets as literal gods, providing them government housing, food assistance using the natives hard earned tax dollars LMAO
Anonymous No.725429863 [Report] >>725430320
>suicidal weebs that want to protect Japan and see them as honorary white people are other some fuckery
vs
>people that dont care about respecting Japanese culture and just wanna play as a hulking nigger
The entirety of of the controversy
Anonymous No.725430037 [Report] >>725430094 >>725430274 >>725454560
>>725416653
how was mirage? I never got around to it (or to finishing valhalla for that matter)
Anonymous No.725430072 [Report] >>725430296
>>725416869
>>725417172
This game is specifically handcrafted for white people you retarded gen X cuck lol
Anonymous No.725430094 [Report]
>>725430037
It's pretty much a remake of AC1 and I liked it a lot. Very straightforward game.
Anonymous No.725430231 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
The stealth in this game honestly doesn't look bad, miles better than the ones I've played (AC2 - 4). Shame that it's a Witcher-esque open world sloppa with RPG elements again
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725430274 [Report] >>725437161 >>725454560
>>725430037
It's what AC1 would be like if made today. Heavy focus on stealth, combat is discouraged and actually doing anything but parrying will typically kill you (On top of take forever to kill any enemy), social stealth is back and encouraged, factions are back, stealing is back, and the city is the main focus and very well designed (Although there needed to be more ways into the very center because you gotta run quite a while to find a way in). The RPG mechanics also don't exist, upgrading your equips does basically nothing and your passives are the most important part.

You still have Valhalla heavy parkour and the story is mostly whatever, it doesn't even cover anything about Loki until literally the final five minutes which adds nothing to Valhalla whatsoever (You knew more about Basim and Loki from Valhalla than anything in Mirage). You have to absolutely ensure you don't touch the teleportation skill though, it's beyond broken. You can literally teleport into the middle of an open courtyard with an elite guy talking to his men, have it stab a guy, and then if you marked another guy closer to you never be detected and get away scot free. It's insanely broken.
Anonymous No.725430296 [Report] >>725430380 >>725430516
>>725430072
daily reminder white men used to sodomize black bucks to keep them submissive. the practice was called buckbreaking.

AC Shadows not only has a black buck as a main character, but add to this the fact that the game also features an asian female co-heroine and AC Shadows is basically the ultimate sexual fantasy for white men. A big black buck to sodomize, and a submissive Asian woman to impregnate. Thats literally the White Aryan mans dream.
Anonymous No.725430320 [Report] >>725430612
>>725429863
I see you discord raiders found the thread. Given this is the lowest selling AC in years I guess those "people" were just a loud minority kek
Anonymous No.725430365 [Report]
>>725416990
who the fuck cares what chinks think? you are so blatantly not white
Anonymous No.725430371 [Report]
>>725426803
Why would any of this matter in the context of a video game in a fucking alternate reality?
Anonymous No.725430380 [Report] >>725430570 >>725455737
>>725430296
>weird gay sex with niggers cope out of nowhere
Yep it's gen X time
Anonymous No.725430516 [Report] >>725430570
>>725430296
buck breaking has been debunked as false and untrue
Anonymous No.725430570 [Report] >>725455860
>>725430516
completely wrong.

>>725430380
it isn't out of no where. the game is crafted solely for white men and I was agreeing with the poster I replied to by supporting it with evidence.
Anonymous No.725430612 [Report] >>725452606
>>725430320
>Some other niche or vague bullshit I never mentioned or implied
everytime
Anonymous No.725430714 [Report]
>>725416990
Yeah, they're pretty passive. Almost servile
Anonymous No.725430731 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
Jamie, play the instrumental japanese hip hop track
Anonymous No.725430789 [Report] >>725431219 >>725451780
>>725429528
>>725429661
China shill when they see LED lights on a building.
Anonymous No.725430889 [Report]
>>725417172
How'd that go?
Anonymous No.725431137 [Report]
>>725420916
these people are like kids
they think goodwill and being nice will solve every problem and they get surprised over and over again when it fails every single time
Anonymous No.725431171 [Report]
>>725426245
what the fuck is this schizo speak
Anonymous No.725431219 [Report] >>725431638
>>725430789
isn't that the face when western cuckolds make when they see a black, troon or muslim? rather be impressed by LED lights on buildings than brownoids and trannies kek
Anonymous No.725431256 [Report]
>dexfags
Anonymous No.725431301 [Report] >>725431359 >>725480546
Stellar Blade won.
Anonymous No.725431359 [Report] >>725480643
>>725431301
Shotas lost...
Anonymous No.725431638 [Report]
>>725431219
Western men are spineless cowards who would rather hide at home while brown foreigners invade their country take the jobs buy up all the property and breed the women
Anonymous No.725431820 [Report]
Masaki did.
Anonymous No.725432873 [Report] >>725433415
>>725416469 (OP)
>GOOSH GOOSH
Anonymous No.725433203 [Report]
>>725426803
If you say this back at them for Yasuke then they'd say
>why does it matter in a video game!!!
It's pretty funny
Anonymous No.725433415 [Report]
>>725432873
kek
Anonymous No.725433509 [Report] >>725435989 >>725457772
>>725416469 (OP)
fuck lil' kenji gon' do?
Anonymous No.725433547 [Report]
>>725420962
Doesn't matter, they will never develop any sense of self awareness or feel the least bit bad about being literal orcs menacing the few good and productive peoples of the world.
Anonymous No.725433591 [Report]
>"WELP! We're under attack by an american nigger!"
What were they thinking?
Anonymous No.725434446 [Report] >>725437617
>>725428260
When?
Anonymous No.725434875 [Report]
pretty fun game. is the Story-DLC out yet?
Anonymous No.725435164 [Report] >>725435220
>>725423220
>Yasuke screams.
>Ryu is perplexed and wonders what this strange basketball gaijin is doing then Flying Swallow strikes him, decapitating him instantly
>nignog is no more
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725435220 [Report] >>725437161
>>725435164
>Ryu is perplexed and wonders what this strange basketball gaijin is doing then Flying Swallow strikes him
If you're respecting gameplay mechanics then no, it doesn't work like that. Enemies also can't iframe the scream and it grants him a defense buff.
Anonymous No.725435568 [Report]
>>725417172
>the largest group of people which in 2025 happen to be brown
niggers dont buy games unless its got a gun or a ball in it also they primarily play multiplayer games
any other group of browns usually hate niggers so they werent gonna buy this game regardless
Anonymous No.725435634 [Report]
>>725428696
nah it's just the most effective way to make something that cuts
Anonymous No.725435845 [Report] >>725447390 >>725449810
>>725426803
internalized racism is the most retarded concept that has ever been shilled
>N-NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT YOUR VICTIMHOOD
Anonymous No.725435989 [Report]
>>725433509
Bankrupt your company so now Chang owns it
Anonymous No.725436423 [Report]
>>725421802
>Thomas Lockley - British author with Jewish lineage writing about a black samurai in japan
Anonymous No.725436605 [Report] >>725436741
>>725416869
so what pajeet?
Anonymous No.725436741 [Report]
>>725436605
>we wuz colonizers n shit
Poetry.
Anonymous No.725437161 [Report]
>>725423220
>>725424042
>>725429297
>>725430274
>>725435220
Anonymous No.725437617 [Report]
>>725434446
European population skyrocketed during 19th century. New production methods made food cheap and we developed vaccines for many deadly diseases.
Anonymous No.725437949 [Report]
>>725418209
I think he directed Paprika
Anonymous No.725438742 [Report]
>>725423157
Anonymous No.725439008 [Report] >>725441197
>>725423157
>Literally a ninja in the game
You people then just got pissy because you dont want precious jap shit being fucked up by a black dude
Anonymous No.725440186 [Report]
>>725416869
>Now

Whites need to go back to colonizing you fucking subhumans. Look at what you do when they show you an ounce of humility. You're so fucking stupid, holy shit.
Anonymous No.725440554 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>using a kanabo
>the weapon demons use
Anonymous No.725441197 [Report] >>725441470 >>725441540 >>725482987
>>725439008
>original plans for the game pretty much had Yasuke take up 90%+ of the gameplay, merch, marketing and plot, while Naoe is barely more than a side character, borderline a "token ninja" that's even made kinda redundant because apparently Yasuke could still do all the Assassin stuff despite being a meathead wall of giganigga meat in the original cut
>all the rewrites and shit ended up with Naoe hamfisted into more of the story and generally just being super unpolished because she wasn't meant to be that much of a "thing" in the game
>even then, Naoe is still barely relevant in anything and her animations all suck, while it's still the Yasuke Power Hour because Ubisoft can't help themselves
Imagine if we DID get the original cut, I kinda wish we did, it would've been funny to watch everyone go nuclear. Japan would've been a lot more mad, AC fans that wanted ninjas would've been a lot more mad, the shit merch controversies would've played out in full, and overall I think the sales would've been a lot lower since they wouldn't have had any of the free publicity.

>>725416653
Victory, but at what cost?
Now we'll never get a real AC game starring actual ninjas, the slot's already taken. The only Plan B they could reasonably pull off is making a ninja expansion pack, a ninja DLC for the game, but I don't know if that'd be enough to work.
Anonymous No.725441308 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
ubisoft are the murderers of Japanese women and children.
Anonymous No.725441470 [Report]
>>725441197
>Now we'll never get a real AC game starring actual ninjas, the slot's already taken
Why would you want it anyways? Let the franchise die.
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725441540 [Report] >>725483943
>>725441197
>The only Plan B they could reasonably pull off is making a ninja expansion pack, a ninja DLC for the game, but I don't know if that'd be enough to work.
You're not getting one. Hattori Hanzo is already your ally, the entire Kakushiba Ikki (The Iga Assassin Brotherhood) was wiped out by the Templars before the game even started, Goemon became a monk that beats people with a Kanabo, Naoe is the only one in Japan really training shinobi (Assassins) anymore since she killed Nawaki in Claws of Awaji, Yagoro is already your teenage shinobi apprentice, Katsuhime is your teppo wife, Iga and Koga are pretty much gone due to Nobunaga, and Tsuyu is heavily wounded and like 60 years old by the time you find her in the Claws of Awaji so she can't do anything, I don't even know if she survives to the end or not.

Unless they randomly make a Taka DLC (Which is beyond unlikely since he's already been retconned out of existence) it's not happening. The next content patch is Isu content because Shadows had literally none of it with the sole exception of the boxes holding three Pieces of Eden which you don't even see.
Anonymous No.725442065 [Report] >>725442169
>>725416469 (OP)
id rather play a nigga than some fucking disgusting tranny dyke like wokei
Anonymous No.725442169 [Report] >>725442450
>>725442065
What's really funny is how even Black protags are usually GAY.
In this game, Yasuke literally fucking kisses a dude in the mouth like what the fuck.
You'd think Nigs would be outraged and think ayo what da fuq but no they're just happy to be represented, even as zesty bucks.
It's super weird.
Anonymous No.725442275 [Report] >>725443191
>>725416869
this
whites and japs are cucks and literally continue to vote for their own extinction
Anonymous No.725442319 [Report]
>>725423157
>I just wanted asscreed
Yep, we won and retards like you lost.
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725442450 [Report]
>>725442169
>In this game, Yasuke literally fucking kisses a dude in the mouth like what the fuck.
It's not canon. He only has feelings for Rin and Oichi, the former of which he friendzones and the latter of which he knows he can't be with because of the time and politics. The nonbinary guy you're talking about is pretty much told "no way fag" after Yasuke brings him some flowers to welcome him to the Kakushiba Ikki and does a 180 to leave. He even locks himself in his room and sulks because he can't be with Rin. You have to play in the non-canon mode where you can pick dialogue choices AND pick the gay choices to have the they/them kiss Yasuke.

He even outright tells Naoe he wants children and to be a good father some time in the future when they're watching clouds together.
Anonymous No.725442473 [Report]
>>725422521
Why do these kinds always have sausage lips and agape fish mouths?
Anonymous No.725443191 [Report]
>>725442275
I honestly wish Whites threw aside their empathy for browns and went back to colonizing. It would be better for everyone if you think about it.
Look at how much worse things are now without Whites leading the civilized world.
Anonymous No.725443352 [Report] >>725443937
>>725416469 (OP)
In their retarded wokie minds anyone who wasn't okay with this was a racist bigot that needed to be silenced, so yeah
Anonymous No.725443937 [Report]
>>725443352
and those who were ok with yasuke were racist towards Japanese culture. Its a lose lose. I was on the side of
>holy shit Japanese historical culture fags sound obese and probably look retarded
Anonymous No.725444920 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
he just mistook their masks for blackface and understandably chimped out
Anonymous No.725445779 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
Good riddance.
Anonymous No.725445943 [Report]
>>725417172
But the largest group of people are asian and they hate ac shadows.
Anonymous No.725446461 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>finally do the japan asscreed everyone has been begging for
>easy slam dunk
>make the playable characters a black guy for no fucking reason other than woke shit
>flops

how are these companies so fucking stupid? if yasuke was just some npc like in previous asscreed games no one would've given a shit and they could've done their black slave protagonist in the next one that was set during the american civil war which would've been far more acceptable
Anonymous No.725446713 [Report] >>725451967 >>725466680 >>725471883
>>725417172
>to be brown
nigga im literally brown im an argentine and let me tell you beside our delusion of "we are white" we hate niggers here in the entire region to the point our funding fathers literally did something akin the jew holocaust to the niggers here in our revolutionary wars , thats why theres almost no africans in argentina
Anonymous No.725446853 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>Did they seriously think they could get away with this?

they were thinking white people would buy it anyway, and making him nog would open a new audience. It's just basic west cuck marketing which fails 99% of the time. Good thing the woke area is over, 2019-2025 was terrible for western video games.
Anonymous No.725446980 [Report] >>725470752
>>725428213
>I was watching a streamer
why
Anonymous No.725447270 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>game flopped
>it's publicly known
>it killed a studio
>but somehow, they can still afford shills
Anonymous No.725447390 [Report] >>725452716
>>725435845
Shill means paid advertiser. Stop misusing words.
Anonymous No.725447415 [Report]
>rap filter over asian-sounding music
Anonymous No.725448191 [Report] >>725449568 >>725449613 >>725449682 >>725456438 >>725484237
How come William Adams was accepted but not Yasuke?
Anonymous No.725449568 [Report] >>725449682
>>725448191
Because he was actually a samurai.
Anonymous No.725449613 [Report] >>725449682
>>725448191
Because Yasuke's claim to the title of samurai is no stronger than Harriet Tubman's.
Anonymous No.725449682 [Report]
>>725448191
>>725449568
>>725449613

He spent years earning that right.
Anonymous No.725449791 [Report] >>725452389
>>725416469 (OP)
>announce a game right as #stopasianhate is dying out because asians are seeing all the videos are just niggers beating elderly chinks
>Its about being a nigger beating the shit out of asian people in japan
If they had made the game a couple years earlier during peak nigger worship, it probably would have done well, it's just poor timing
Anonymous No.725449810 [Report]
>>725435845
It makes sense when you reframe it with clear eyes. Racism is a word invented to guilt white people and describe an inner state or behavior that is supposedly exclusive to them and originates from them in an original sin sense. That's usually not an explicit part of its definition but that's how it has been used since it entered the lexicon. It's a poison white people are obliged to take because it will destroy them and eventually allow their rival races to conquer them. If a member of one of those rival races goes offside and sides with whites they become an enemy combatant and so are obliged to take the same poison by the same means (guilt) and because the myth of racism is that it originates in white people it must have undergone a process (internalization) in order to be found in a non white person.
Anonymous No.725449837 [Report] >>725450119 >>725484392
>>725417590
Japan was supposed to be their "break in case of emergency" location. They put it off for so long and then fucked it. Kinda funny
Anonymous No.725450119 [Report]
>>725449837
Big whitepill, corporations are mostly self sabotaging dumbfucks who will sink in a quarter if we stop feeding them. They literally can't see past their current budget/revenue projections.
Anonymous No.725450397 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
Why not have him be an oni? Fully masked up and dressed as such too. The "samurai" shit is so laughable
Anonymous No.725450401 [Report] >>725451927 >>725453545 >>725453754
>>725416469 (OP)

It was a terrible idea to begin with. The character they chose was a slave who was only allowed to bear a flag of Nobunaga's army, who could barely understand a single word of the Japanese language or affect history in almost any way possible. (wasn't entirely his fault of course, he had the misfortune of being brought to Japanese land just AS the Sengoku period heated up in it's first half)

If they wanted to go with a foreigner in the Sengoku period they should have gone with Will Adams, who genuinely affect Japan's history for the better and had the luxury of arriving by mistake in Japan at the very end of the Sengoku period. He introduced new sciences, new methods of agriculture, new means of medicine and food appropriation for the country, made political allies where it was never expected of him to get along with his Japanese captors/eventual employers and he ended up being friends with the likes of Masamune Date, Mitsunari Ishida, Hidetada and Ieyasu Tokugawa.

Or alternatively, just choose a Japanese samurai who everyone KNEW had the life of a shinobi like the Koga-ryu or the Iga-ryu, whose ninjas genuinely affected events during the Sengoku period. You could have had a character like Kotaro Fuma working for the Hojo clan or Hanzo Hattori working for the Tokugawa. They had choices but they chose the most awkward and clumsy of choices. The One with barely any substance behind it supporting it.
Anonymous No.725450712 [Report]
>>725421802

Lockley wanted to be Anthony Cummins so very badly. The sort of people who ACTUALLY HAD connections with the folk with actual historical secrets and old tales to tell from Japan.

Cummins went onto translating the Fujibiyashi books of Ninjutsu world wide for people to see how insane and backwards the Japanese military ethic was back in the day.
Anonymous No.725451050 [Report]
timmykeshi just can't compete with the big black club...
Anonymous No.725451397 [Report]
I like how leftists celebrated how successful the game was, but really wasn't.

Everyone was already treating their PR bluster with suspicion after Veilguard was initially celebrated then flopped. They tried it again with Shadows and only fellow leftists believed them.
Anonymous No.725451524 [Report]
>>725423761
we'll see if there's time for us to leave you something easy to use so you'll survive after we're gone
Anonymous No.725451565 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
AC was always shit I hope this kills the franchise
Anonymous No.725451780 [Report]
>>725430789
lulz
or when they see CGI drone performances
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725451927 [Report] >>725453545
>>725450401
The worst part is that in the game he is
>Fluent in Japanese from the start with no explanation and is able to eloquently explain himself to Nobunaga to the shock of both Luis and the mean priest.
>Immediately is put into servitude by Nobunaga and is sent to Azuchi castle to train to be a samurai under one of the most learned teachers.
>Within a few months of this (Like three or four I think) he is a master of the katana, naginata, kanabo, bow and arrow, and teppo even though he had zero training with the naginata, kanabo, or bow and only shot a teppo once.
>Immediately after showing his teacher he's gained balance he goes to fight a guy in front of Nobunaga to the death to reclaim his teacher's sword and kills three of the guy's students.
>Also gets his entire armor set that was being gifted to Nobunaga which is significantly more ornate than Nobunaga's.
>As soon as this fight ends the next day Nobunaga brings together all the clans under his crest and they discuss what to do, Yasuke being allowed to listen to war plans and even directly comments on them.
>The very next day they attack Iga with Yasuke at the forefront of it all and win due to Yasuke.
>Then a few weeks later the whole Shinbakufu thing happens and despite being hunted by Ronin and the entire Shinbakufu Yasuke is allowed to buy from any vendors in any town, people treat him without any racism whatsoever, everyone is super kind to him and willing to listen to his opinions, and he is literally treated like royalty by most people.

It makes zero sense. To top it off Assassin's Creed is based on our reality just with the Isu stuff thrown on top so how in the hell is Yasuke not known to history? People innawoods who are destitute and killing people to survive know Yasuke by name and sight, basically every clan leader personally knew Yasuke, Mitsuhide personally knew Yasuke on the same level Nobunaga did, he was friends with basically every noble, and even the Portuguese know of him.
Anonymous No.725451967 [Report]
>>725446713
He doesn't think that far ahead, he's going by the leftist US region notion that all non-whites are a big super-team against whites.
Anonymous No.725452232 [Report]
>>725421943
my wife assumed the marketing was focused on an antagonist like Far Cry 3 did with Vaas
Anonymous No.725452249 [Report] >>725452437
i thought this did well?
i dropped ass creed at the one with the greeks
>i can just magically throw rock and teleport
>0 explanation
nah im good
Anonymous No.725452389 [Report]
>>725449791
Lots of woke games would have sold better before the watershed moment of 2024, when Sweet Baby Inc shit the bed.

The flops stated to topple starting with Suicide Squad leading the charge. Anti-woke became mainstream and Star Wars Outlaws, Veilguard, Concord etc had no chance.
Anonymous No.725452396 [Report] >>725454872
>>725422683
>they tried to backpedal afterwards saying they never
how many times did people in power lie and get away with it before the internet was around to immortalize their falsehoods?
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725452437 [Report]
>>725452249
>i thought this did well?
Valhalla made the most money but it's very likely that was just Covid.
Mirage apparently sold better than they expected and from what I remember it's somewhere in the 4-5 million range and was supposed to be Valhalla DLC originally.
Shadows keeps lying about its sales figures, Ubisoft stock keeps sloping downward, and as far as we know it likely didn't even make its budget back considering even if we take what Ubisoft says as truth it only sold like 2 millionish which is only $140 million without counting any actual takes from physical production, platform's cut, licensing, etc.
Anonymous No.725452606 [Report] >>725482498
>>725430612
>people wanna play
odd that none of them bought the game then
Anonymous No.725452716 [Report] >>725455405
>>725447390
shill means someone pushing shit you don't want on you. it doesn't mean they are being paid or they expect you to pay.
Anonymous No.725453008 [Report]
>>725421802
Reminder Yasuke's wikipedia is still filled with these lies and mods are blocking attempts to fix it.
Anonymous No.725453545 [Report] >>725454731
>>725451927
>>725450401
Holy shit, i swear i've read shitty isekai stories with less favoured-by-the-plot MCs than this shit. All this nigga needs is a magic smartphone or something
Anonymous No.725453754 [Report]
>>725450401
You don't understand, they made a Japan game BECAUSE they wanted yasuke. It's not them wanting a foreigner for a Japan game, or them not knowing of a fitting Japanese protagonist. They made the game because they wanted to make a game about yasuke.
Anonymous No.725453916 [Report]
>>725421802
>guy who came up with this is jewish
uhh... guys...
Anonymous No.725454289 [Report] >>725454852
>>725416469 (OP)
>>725422791
>>725422823
chuddites make these edits and cry when people make fun of kirk
Anonymous No.725454352 [Report]
>>725424501
I'm happy both are self-declared enemies of straight white people. The lessons we'll learn from that are going to ensure a bright future rid of degenerates.
Anonymous No.725454530 [Report]
>you're not the target audience, chud. Dont like it, don buy it
>W-WAIT NOT LIKE THAT
Anonymous No.725454560 [Report]
>>725430274
Paid shills with a tripcode? That's new
>>725430037
Mirage is a mediocre garbage game, AC1 and AC2 are better because they were made by actual game designers
Anonymous No.725454573 [Report]
>>725422464
>george floyd were still popular
he still lives on... just not in the way they thought he would
Anonymous No.725454613 [Report] >>725454731 >>725455056
>>725424042
>he still has Silent Arrows and Brutal Assassinations
lamo capitalizing letters like that.... only thing missing is the trademark, shill.
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725454731 [Report] >>725454860 >>725454907
>>725453545
You want to know the crazy part? He's the best written character in the game despite having what is essentially the Mandate of Heaven in how lucky he is and how much he can do. He has actual issues, he has an entire story revolving around the Templars, he's honorable but a complete nutjob if someone harms him or his friends, he's actively trying to find his place in the world, and he's very reasonable when people are willing to be reasonable.

Naoe is primarily just focused on revenge, finding out what happened to the Kakushiba Ikki before it stopped being a thing, is constantly full of bloodlust, and doesn't even get involved with the Templars until the Claw of Awaji DLC.
Junichiro's backstory is interesting but outside of that he's just a rambunctious kid.
Tomiko is simply the owner of the hideout's plot of land who lost her family.
The rest of the targets are neither here nor there as characters for the most part though they flesh them out more than Valhalla or Odyssey ever did. The Ox is probably the best written Shinbakufu member who actually had quite a lot of time spent on him.
Nobunaga is the second best character in my opinion even though he's barely in the game.

It's such a damn shame Yasuke's the playable character because it makes no sense historically or in the AC world and they had Taka right there to be the playable male MC staring them in the face. He would have worked just fine as a Leonardo equivalent for Taka and Naoe to get information from, but as a main character he sticks out like a sore thumb and makes no sense in how he's able to do what he does in the setting without someone writing about him. He objectively has more feats, kills, and fights than Nobunaga did in the game.

>>725454613
Or, get this, they're proper nouns.
Anonymous No.725454808 [Report]
>people been begging Ubisoft since Asscreed 2 to make one in Japan
>they finally do it
>its the biggest flop in the franchise
Anonymous No.725454852 [Report]
>>725454289
?
Anonymous No.725454860 [Report]
>>725454731
sounds like a standard faggot leftist character to me
Anonymous No.725454872 [Report]
>>725452396
Don't let your guard down, they still do it a lot on things that aren't contradicted by already-public knowledge.
Anonymous No.725454907 [Report] >>725455210
>>725454731
>reply to a half a day old post
>get a reply within just over 2 minutes
damn, you really are emploed to do this...
Anonymous No.725454959 [Report]
>>725422597
Holy shit is that a Postal mod or something?
Anonymous No.725454989 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
The massively low quality posts and repeat replies are forcing me to like the samurai giganigga
Anonymous No.725455056 [Report]
>>725454613
When it's an explicit game mechanic, it's acceptable.
Anonymous No.725455125 [Report]
>>725424042
>Execute target
>Assassinate the target
Good thing the game tells me that TWICE, in case I forget what I am supposed to do
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725455210 [Report] >>725455286
>>725454907
I want you to explain how me talking poorly about the game is being employed to talk about the game, especially when I am talking ill of the sacred cow that is Yasuke. Did you ever think I just like the AC series and want to talk about it, especially since I am right now playing through Shadows since it dropped to $40 about a month ago, or is that an insane prospect?
The only reason I even bought 1 is because of the threads here at launch being nonstop.
Anonymous No.725455286 [Report]
>>725455210
ubisoft shill
Anonymous No.725455405 [Report]
>>725452716
>shill means someone pushing shit you don't want on you.
A shill is a covert advertiser who might or might not be paid.
If you go by your logic, any advertiser is a shill and anyone having a different opinion than you is a shill, you retarded brainfried polnigger zoomoid subhuman waste of life.
Anonymous No.725455737 [Report]
>>725430380
He's jewish
Anonymous No.725455860 [Report]
>>725430570
no game without H cup tits is made for white men, AC is for liberal harpies
Anonymous No.725456409 [Report]
>>725417172
So the game was aimed at the largest group yet sold the worst? Methinks they should target a different audience. (On that actually shows up)
Anonymous No.725456438 [Report]
>>725448191
>White guy comes to japan to kill a bunch of demons and monsters
>Black guy comes to japan to kill a bunch of japanese men
really it isn't hard to see why one is considered more offensive than the other.
Anonymous No.725457226 [Report] >>725457305 >>725465167
>>725416469 (OP)
Yes because it's feudal era Japan, that country at the time was rife with bandits and even samurai who sometimes killed random bystanders, sometimes with little to no repercussions too. A black guy like Yasuke might stand out, but fictional depictions of him killing Japanese bystanders in a video game is hardly any different from the Japanese actually killing each other in cold blood back then. Hell, you argue that the atrocities they committed against each other was far worse
Anonymous No.725457305 [Report]
>>725457226
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.725457596 [Report] >>725457908
>>725418173
>I CAN'T CREED
Anonymous No.725457772 [Report]
>>725433509
dogeza
Anonymous No.725457908 [Report] >>725470605
>>725457596
>I can.
Anonymous No.725458089 [Report] >>725458434 >>725458552 >>725458938 >>725472493
So...between this, Tsushima and Yotei, which is better?
Anonymous No.725458434 [Report]
>>725458089
Rise of the Ronin
Anonymous No.725458552 [Report]
>>725458089
wouldn't know, I don't play games just shitpost about them
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725458938 [Report]
>>725458089
Sushi is the better AC game in both gameplay and writing. Shadows is best when playing as Naoe and infiltrating castles or wandering around the areas you know human designed (Mountains are nearly all procgen slip and slides, the roads and any villages, towns, or buildings are human designed), but the story is just whatever outside of Yasuke's focused content. You can also tell it's heavily trying to be like Sushi at times. It's a nice step up over Odyssey and Valhalla but it's longer than Valhalla if you want to 100% it since you need to do a 100% run and then like an 80%ish run to get every item. A playthrough with just the story is gonna be like 40-60 hours at least and that's just doing the Shinbakufu, Templars, Naoe's story, and the epilogue. Highly recommend playing on Nightmare for both stealth and combat if you are going to, the other difficulties are a joke.

Have not played Yotei, will get it when it's like $30-40. Everyone says it's the same story beats as Naoe's side on Shadows but with a worse character and story while the gameplay is both an upgrade and a downgrade due to the weapon system instead of stances.

Also, to go on a bit of a tangent; How Long to Beat is a straight up lie and no one there has 100%ed the game at all. They platinumed/1000 GSed it and even admit it in their "Completionist" side those absolute liars. Schwabbler and mchanna65 are the only people who seem to have done it on a pre-CoA version, but they don't say they've bought everything from every store, got the secret mount, maxed out at least one set of equips to 9, hit level 100, and I assume played on the easier difficulties to get their times. I am at 315 hours now still not done with Claws of Awaji or gone into NG+ and only 40 hours of those max were fog of war clearing and contracts. I'm only level 91 right now and only Naoe has even one tier 9 equip with some 7s and Yasuke has some 5s.
Anonymous No.725459014 [Report] >>725459305 >>725459343 >>725459997
Japan got wrecked by a BBC
Anonymous No.725459235 [Report] >>725459362
>>725416469 (OP)
The way he puts it on his shoulder looks goofy. I can't explain it but the physics look off.
Anonymous No.725459305 [Report]
>>725459014
Bigger Better Combatants
Anonymous No.725459343 [Report]
>>725459014
Banana Boat Captain?
Anonymous No.725459362 [Report] >>725459519 >>725462451
>>725459235
you are looking at a fucking BLACK samurai and the thing you complain about looking goofy first is the physics??
Anonymous No.725459519 [Report]
>>725459362
hey, someone has to say it
Anonymous No.725459585 [Report]
>>725418858
>>725418325
https://vocaroo.com/1ihjgMttRq4h
Anonymous No.725459997 [Report]
>>725459014
Best Boat Commodore
Anonymous No.725460820 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>nobunegro
Anonymous No.725462451 [Report]
>>725459362
Yes, the samurai is beyond retarded. But it's been talked to death. I just noticed the animation looking weird. Does it look natural to you?
Anonymous No.725462610 [Report]
It's nice you have a good imagination
Anonymous No.725463028 [Report] >>725463229
guess who made not one but TWO games faithful and respectful to the japanese samurai era.
Anonymous No.725463229 [Report]
>>725463028
Koei Tecmo?
Anonymous No.725465167 [Report]
>>725457226
Gnsisir No.725465376 [Report] >>725465934
>>725416469 (OP)
Never forget it was a Jew who tried to rewrite history with yasuke
Anonymous No.725465934 [Report] >>725466428
>>725465376
they are beyond parody
and this got them to rebuke yasuke ever existing in the first place
Anonymous No.725466134 [Report] >>725469593
>this thread again
move on.
Anonymous No.725466428 [Report]
>>725465934
>this got them to rebuke yasuke ever existing in the first place
there was a dark-skinned guy who hung out with nobunaga, but he was a slave clown and they just thought it was funny to have him around
he never learned swordfighting, and after nobunaga died, he got sent back to india
Anonymous No.725466553 [Report]
>>725423069
>his whole existence in the game is just to own the chuds
that was the entire point of the character from the start
Anonymous No.725466680 [Report]
>>725446713
>im an argentine
fuck you, give me back my money
Anonymous No.725466956 [Report]
>>725429297
That looks like Shuten Doji's club from Nioh 2.
Anonymous No.725467115 [Report] >>725467340 >>725477582
>>725420916
Based, I now view brownoids in a better light. As long as they stay away from my country I support them.
Anonymous No.725467340 [Report]
>>725467115
This is why I think the Taliban is the best thing that's happened in the Middle East in a long time. They seem to earnestly want to build their own country without interference.
Anonymous No.725468752 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
This is actually revenge for RE5
Anonymous No.725469593 [Report]
>>725466134
Anonymous No.725470079 [Report]
>>725418173
Nobunogwa
Anonymous No.725470548 [Report]
>>725423905
Babel media redeemed their free gift copies after receiving about 1.5 million keys each to activate on steam, in order to boost Ubi's quarterly. Last I heard they were getting paid 0.000003 cents per copy.
Anonymous No.725470605 [Report]
>>725457908
giga-unc boomer here
I understood that reference
Anonymous No.725470752 [Report]
>>725446980
to relax
Anonymous No.725471220 [Report] >>725472121 >>725477648
I'm glad this game happened because the AI songs anons made about the fruity buck are fucking dope.
https://suno.com/song/fd605a75-aac9-427d-958f-4fdd7b0bb070
https://suno.com/song/6c8eb857-219e-4fc8-876d-71813cbe5a9a
https://suno.com/song/9d926433-17c8-4ccc-8fc0-58209b567d18
https://suno.com/song/efab46ef-280d-44a9-a6c5-38caad783eda
https://suno.com/song/7d794dbe-e794-4bf7-976d-edf288931267
https://suno.com/song/b54d9538-5e3f-4bc1-bb7c-48209c4d4f6e
Anonymous No.725471883 [Report]
>>725446713
yeah we fucked them to death what about it retard?
Anonymous No.725472121 [Report]
>>725471220
T he evolution is genuinely appreciable.
Anonymous No.725472162 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
This nig gonna coordinate your SUKA wit yo SAYA, That shit gonna impress Nobunaga
Anonymous No.725472493 [Report] >>725473325
>>725458089
At the end of the day, I would expect Shadows to be better. Most recent AC I played was Mirage, which was fucking horrible, but it was also supposed to DLC and Tsushima was somehow worse at the end of the day. If Shadows is more like Origins, then it is definitely way better than Tsushima.
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725473325 [Report] >>725473864
>>725472493
While I disagree with Mirage being terrible and thinking Tsushima was that bad
>If Shadows is more like Origins
It's more like Origins, yeah.
>RPG mechanics are mostly pointless, just equip the strongest thing you have or just use legendaries. It's mainly just to level gate you from certain areas but there's certain engravings that let you circumvent that.
>Legendaries are objectively the best equips in the game due to upgrading them buffing all stats instead of just the one buff Epics get so you don't have to hunt for specific gold buffs + engravings + element combos.
>Targets are focused on more.
>Towns actually feel like towns and they're lived in compared to Odyssey or Valhalla where people are constantly missing.
>Lots of location variety and it has areas where there's nothing really outside of a giant lake or just some visually pretty stuff akin to the desert locations in Origins.
>Combat is generally harder than Odyssey and Valhalla unless you swap to Yasuke, then you massacre everything.
>Stealth is pushed significantly and tool usage is heavily pushed.
Anonymous No.725473432 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
They did and they won
Anonymous No.725473563 [Report]
wtf is wrong with the french ? aside from ruining forever the franchise but also inserting fetishes ?
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725473864 [Report]
>>725473325
Oh, and they have the little things Odyssey and Valhalla didn't have when it came to attention to detail like
>People coming in boats if you're at sea for too long to rescue you like in Origins.
>Footprints being left in the snow with the height of the snow determining what kind of footprint you have.
>When rain subsides the houses drip water down to the ground, and if you wait a bit the ground eventually dries up after having a bunch of puddles.
>Everything to do with the cutting system, it's genuinely fun to cut stuff and it's a shame that stupid video of Yasuke smashing houses ruined its initial impression for everyone because it truly is impressive.
>Seasons drastically change how stealth is perceived with winter having icicles on rooftops that drop and make soldiers investigate, fog in spring and summer makes enemies have a harder time seeing you, rain makes it impossible to be heard which is why >>725424042 even works without alerting those two guys, some shrubbery doesn't hide you in winter and fall, and some ponds freeze in winter.
>The beach water actually recedes and comes to shore exactly like in real life including with the beach getting wetter and then now, same with the foam.

and on and on. It's honestly insane to see Quebec made this game because comparing Odyssey to it is like night and day, it truly feels like the Origins team made it.
Anonymous No.725474715 [Report]
>>725420916
People who eager to destroy society because they're drunk off their self righteous xenophilia should always be the first to go.
Anonymous No.725474805 [Report]
>>725421943
You guys pissed and shit your pants over black zombies in Resident Evil 5.
Anonymous No.725475041 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DON'T MISTREAT THE HECKING VIRTUAL JAPANESE
Anonymous No.725476008 [Report] >>725477549 >>725477989
>>725424434
It is a black power fantasy. But the other side was so mind numbingly retarded that i'd rather play as a black dude shitting just to spite these faggots.
>akshually these are the yasuke facts
>this rando japanese bitch is getting blacked
>some insane shit about protecting muh shrines
>some other historical/cultural weebery
Anonymous No.725476968 [Report]
I don't get it. Aren't these games supposed to be about a sneaky rogue character who takes people out then slips away into the crowd?
Anonymous No.725477549 [Report] >>725479282
>>725476008
>>this rando japanese bitch is getting blacked
she was a japanese princess
and the actual royal family got pissed when they found this out because she was a loyal wife who never remarried after her husband died
Anonymous No.725477582 [Report] >>725480194
>>725467115
Who could have guessed the cure to racism would be not racemixing. A lot of people actually but it's like a cosmic joke.
Anonymous No.725477648 [Report]
>>725471220
I still find myself singing that third one
Anonymous No.725477989 [Report] >>725483197
>>725476008
Why are you irritated by this? Just don't make a dumb nigger game that disrespects other cultures. Its not an unreasonable ask. Are you experiencing cognitive dissonance because the mean evil racists respect japanese but not blacks? They earned it, blacks (sorry, NIGGERS) didn't.
Anonymous No.725478357 [Report]
>>725421943
Normal people just want a fun game
Anonymous No.725478469 [Report]
Ghost of Tsushima did a better job as ubislop creed in japan than Ubisoft themselves could.
Anonymous No.725479282 [Report] >>725479739
>>725477549
That goes under
>some other historical/cultural weebery
Anonymous No.725479739 [Report]
>>725479282
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.725480194 [Report] >>725480715
>>725477582
No I meant specifically my country only. I don't care if they infest Burgerland or Bongland or any other filthy Anglo Saxons or Kraut country, in fact I sincerely hope they do on a bigger scale than they already do.
Anonymous No.725480546 [Report]
>>725431301
>Fuel intake
Nani?
Anonymous No.725480643 [Report]
>>725431359
To her
Anonymous No.725480715 [Report] >>725481054
>>725480194
Please tell me your country so I can be more racist against it then.
Anonymous No.725481054 [Report]
>>725480715
Aren't you already racist against your own country already anon? Already struggling with white guilt, why would you want to divide your racism between two countries?
Stay focused
Anonymous No.725482498 [Report]
>>725452606
>lolol no ones plays the game because it doesnt meet the companies sales projections
If its not giving two shits about Japanese people its
>you must give a fuck about company numbers then
Anonymous No.725482987 [Report]
>>725441197
>>original plans for the game pretty much had Yasuke take up 90%+ of the gameplay, merch, marketing and plot, while Naoe is barely more than a side character, borderline a "token ninja" that's even made kinda redundant because apparently Yasuke could still do all the Assassin stuff despite being a meathead wall of giganigga meat in the original cut
>>all the rewrites and shit ended up with Naoe hamfisted into more of the story and generally just being super unpolished because she wasn't meant to be that much of a "thing" in the game
>>even then, Naoe is still barely relevant in anything and her animations all suck, while it's still the Yasuke Power Hour because Ubisoft can't help themselves
That would be massively funny since the final cut, I was 90% Naoe and outside of 10% of forced YASSSuke, neither were relevant to ASSASSSIN'S Creed beyond Naoe being the ASSASSIN tie-in (her mother being the one that created the Japanese Assassin's Brotherhood since a foreigner took her into the Creed when they [he] came to Japan).

Yassuke was the Templar lead (being traded as a slave, going overboard when the Japanese Assassin's [implied to be Naoe's mother and her mentor] saved him and him going overboard from the Templar slave ship, setting the events of the Spainards finding him adrift as sea and thus the introduction to Japan/Shadows with him with them).

You could literally call Shadows anything other than AC and it would've probably been better received due to that.
Anonymous No.725483154 [Report]
>>725416469 (OP)
>assassin game
>you play as the only black samurai that fights and dresses in an incredibly obvious way
Disregarding that Yasuke is a meme mostly constructed from the fanfiction of some random intellectual, I still don't understand what they were thinking.
Anonymous No.725483197 [Report]
>>725477989
Because its dumb as fuck seeing as how the game is in an alternate reality. Like the entirety of the video game medium
Anonymous No.725483943 [Report]
>>725441540
>Unless they randomly make a Taka DLC (Which is beyond unlikely since he's already been retconned out of existence) it's not happening. The next content patch is Isu content because Shadows had literally none of it with the sole exception of the boxes holding three Pieces of Eden which you don't even see.
Are the three treasures of Japan even implied to be Isu tech? AFAIK the game (base anyway, haven't spent money on Claws because fuck that for the price they want) doesn't imply that, just "nobody in Japan has seen these."
Anonymous No.725484237 [Report]
>>725448191
>William Adams
>has historical records
>YASSSuke
>Um... uh... um... we wuz samurai and sheet.
No shit one is going to be better received (with historical documents backing them up) than one that only has a mention of being a vassal (dick washer) of Nobunaga.
Anonymous No.725484392 [Report]
>>725449837
I'm wondering if Horizon 6 is going to be similar. People literally beg corporations to do Japan in the 2010's and they sit on their asses until nearly 2030 and THEN do Japan.

Like, what the fuck are they expecting the folks that were 20 when they asked to do now that they have kids and rent to make? Buy their Weeb shit now?
Anonymous No.725484508 [Report]
>>725422594
You should have gatekept harder, /a/ created it's own demise.