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Anonymous No.725599535 [Report] >>725599687 >>725599728 >>725602951 >>725603182 >>725607161 >>725607671 >>725608161 >>725611646 >>725614774
>>725482738
Oh no no no what happened lil bro?? I thought you were better than Retro????
Anonymous No.725599687 [Report]
>>725599535 (OP)
tendo manchild melty thread?
Anonymous No.725599728 [Report] >>725599978 >>725600014 >>725601063 >>725611008 >>725611592
>>725599535 (OP)
It has 100% positive reviews. The game simply has no advertising. We live in an era where unironic 10/10 games can release and no one will ever know this exists. This happens weekly and 4chan doesn't know about it because abib needs to shit out a bethesda thread every 5 minutes and keep the catalogue moving at light speed. We're basically in a golden era of indie games.
Anonymous No.725599978 [Report] >>725602126
>>725599728
>It has 100% positive reviews
All 7 of them! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.725600014 [Report] >>725600142 >>725612834
>>725599728
>10/10 games
Name them
Anonymous No.725600142 [Report]
>>725600014
The demo is free. Why don't you play it and see for yourself. I'm not here to discuss games with people who did not play them.
Anonymous No.725600268 [Report]
ban steam charts threads
Anonymous No.725601063 [Report]
>>725599728
Sometimes stuff slips through onto /v/, then someone sicks a schizo on the threads and starts deleting them maliciously
Anonymous No.725601409 [Report] >>725601527 >>725606627
I'm ngl, so far this game has been insanely good. Its actually weird this slipped under the radar.
Anonymous No.725601527 [Report] >>725601608
>>725601409
Still not buying
Anonymous No.725601608 [Report]
>>725601527
I don't care. :)
Anonymous No.725602126 [Report] >>725602420
>>725599978
>All 7 of them
Actually its at 23 now. Steamchart is inaccurate/laggy.
Anonymous No.725602420 [Report] >>725602850
>>725602126
WOWZA ITS A SMASH HIT
Anonymous No.725602850 [Report] >>725603035
>>725602420
this is a bit pathetic abib...
Anonymous No.725602951 [Report]
>>725599535 (OP)
No console physical release == no buying
I will play the free demo though.
Anonymous No.725603035 [Report] >>725603338
>>725602850
Your games performance is pathetic schlomo
Anonymous No.725603182 [Report]
>>725599535 (OP)
>17 dollars for not Isaac
Steep asking price, even that retarded pedophile game has more players and better sales
Anonymous No.725603292 [Report] >>725606045 >>725609252
Okay shill, sell me your game.
Anonymous No.725603338 [Report]
>>725603035
Its not my game. The game was developed by an australian who speedruns games with DDR pads, which I did not know until 2 minutes ago. Turns out they've actually been on ESA even.
https://youtu.be/bZ6dXqknKlE
Anonymous No.725606045 [Report]
>>725603292
Just play it
Anonymous No.725606154 [Report]
added it to my wishlist
now tell me if there's any fag shit so I can take it off
Anonymous No.725606627 [Report]
>>725601409
Thanks, I'm buying it for christmas
Anonymous No.725607161 [Report] >>725607826
>>725599535 (OP)
Does this have lgbt flags or anything of the sort? I can never trust indie games these days.
Anonymous No.725607671 [Report]
>>725599535 (OP)
Seething at Checkers and Marbles? Holy gaydar
Anonymous No.725607826 [Report] >>725613236
>>725607161
>Does this have lgbt flags or anything of the sort
It's about a duck and turtle. It's uncertain whether their relationship is homosexual in nature.
Anonymous No.725608161 [Report] >>725615306
>>725599535 (OP)
It's always a shame to see a Dev's dream die like this.

Probably took him years to make, too. Everyone dreams of being the next big indie hit, but even being good enough to get another game would be fine. Instead, yeah.
Anonymous No.725608361 [Report]
i hate that this is how you have to market video games in 2025. i hate that it works.
Anonymous No.725609252 [Report]
>>725603292
It's DKC2 except instead of Diddy you have DK as a turtle and Dixie as a duck
Anonymous No.725611008 [Report] >>725611204
>>725599728
Having a publisher sap what little cash you did make in exchange for nothing in return is pretty fucked up. Indies need to be better.
Anonymous No.725611204 [Report]
>>725611008
wtf its the same publisher as frogun and that guro game?
Anonymous No.725611379 [Report]
this game absolutely rules. hard as shit. every level a torture chamber and i wouldn't have it any other way. the true donkey kong successor of 2025 is here.
Anonymous No.725611592 [Report]
>>725599728
All games with under 50 reviews have close to or straight up 100% updotes.
That literally doesn't mean anything.
People ignoring it stems from the game being shit, simple as.
Anonymous No.725611646 [Report]
>>725599535 (OP)
It looks good to me. Donkey Kong Country vibes.
Anonymous No.725611890 [Report] >>725612034
>2d scrolling platformer
>pixel art
That's it. I've had enough.
Anyone else tries pushing out a dime a dozen shit like that and actually has the NERVE to think it can make any kind of money is getting their ass blasted by a sanding gun.
Is this some kind of a humiliation ritual? Are these devs actually mentally handicapped? What in the fuck, man.
Literally selling white toast bread at a croissant festival. Free food metaphor for the burgers.
Anonymous No.725612034 [Report] >>725612135 >>725612351 >>725612663
>>725611890
since when did graphics matter more than gameplay? the level design of the game is chefs kiss perfect and that's the most important thing.
Anonymous No.725612135 [Report]
>>725612034
Clearly not.
Anonymous No.725612351 [Report] >>725613660
>>725612034
>since when did graphics matter more than gameplay?
they rarely do and they definitely don't here, and I never implied that, tf are you on about
>the level design of the game is chefs kiss perfect
it's a 2d platformer, even if that was true who gives a shit. There's already 848485473 games that offer almost the same gameplay, the minor differences are hardly enough
Anonymous No.725612402 [Report]
BEHOLD the next Silksong
Anonymous No.725612571 [Report] >>725613073 >>725613420
tranny-coded game AND thread
Anonymous No.725612663 [Report] >>725612968
>>725612034
>The level design of the game is chefs kiss perfect and that's the most important thing
How would I know that without you telling me this? YouTubers certainly aren't telling me that when they all meander through levels. The devs should have found someone good at vidya to showcase their vidya.
Anonymous No.725612834 [Report] >>725613076 >>725613479
>>725600014
certainly
https://youtu.be/JDjMulBFQCc?si=NQAely_MZjC0m2dN
Anonymous No.725612968 [Report] >>725614329
>>725612663
you can know by being familiar enough with the genre of 2d platforming to be able to identify likely high quality level design from sight alone.

as a dkc fanatic the trailers for this game stook out to me as portraying a level design that was a cut above. i have played 5 hours now and can verify i was correct. not only was i correct but the game is surpassing my already high expectations. i am completely serious when i say this is a godly game for dkc-esque level design.
Anonymous No.725613073 [Report]
>>725612571
diddy spotted
Anonymous No.725613076 [Report]
>>725612834
Oh yeah? Well that game I haven't played is shit. Name another if it's so great, fagola.
Anonymous No.725613236 [Report]
>>725607826
>rapist MC
I will now buy your game.
Anonymous No.725613420 [Report]
>>725612571
>tranny-coded game
well yeah he said it was made by a speedrunner and has the trannymai poster running a shill campaign
Anonymous No.725613479 [Report]
>>725612834
>immsim
Sir this is a video game thread.
Anonymous No.725613542 [Report] >>725613898
They call them 007
Anonymous No.725613660 [Report]
>>725612351
>There's already 848485473 games that offer almost the same gameplay
Name the games that play like this
Anonymous No.725613725 [Report] >>725614603
>Diddy ah blud thinks getting into semantic arguments with 4chud posters is going to make his game sell better

:wiltingrose: :skull:
Anonymous No.725613898 [Report] >>725614576
>>725613542
>look at channel
>IS ZA THE BEST POKEMON GAME EVER?
I genuinely did not know people like this existed
Anonymous No.725614329 [Report] >>725614598
>>725612968
I'm only a few levels in, and for some reason I can't help but think it might be throwing every trick in the DKC book at you right at once, instead of tutorializing things more gradually. That's not a bad thing in and of itself, I like that you can just do everything from the word go, but the way the game lays down its hand even in the first stage shows it really was made by someone who's deep into DKC.
Anonymous No.725614576 [Report] >>725614872
>>725613898
sometimes I see channels like that that have hundreds of videos and all them with less than 100 views each
its like why do you even continue
Anonymous No.725614598 [Report] >>725614692
>>725614329
it's totally fine to develop a game meant for experienced players of a franchise. we don't get games that assume competence nearly often enough.
Anonymous No.725614603 [Report] >>725615380
>>725613725
diddy ass blud thinks he ain't irrelevant shut you donkey kong country ass up
Anonymous No.725614692 [Report]
>>725614598
Yeah, I'm not knocking the game for that, but it still took me by a surprise
Anonymous No.725614774 [Report]
>>725599535 (OP)
Based grudgeKING
Anonymous No.725614782 [Report] >>725614846 >>725614871
>DKC this DKC that
Jesus Christ maybe you should have made your own game instead of just copying your favorite
Absolutely soulless
Anonymous No.725614846 [Report]
>>725614782
we literally do not get actually good dkc clones nearly often enough to warrant this complaint. shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.725614871 [Report]
>>725614782
The partner mechanics are different enough, and I don't see Nintendo making a new 2D DKC any time soon. So, I'll take what I can.
Anonymous No.725614872 [Report]
>>725614576
Autism and it could be their genuine hobby editing videos and all that. The saddest ones are the has-beens who had hundreds of thousands of viewers 10 years ago to less than 100 now. Or the ones that got one viral smash hit and tried to chase that high for years.
Anonymous No.725614916 [Report] >>725614987 >>725614989 >>725615053
Sometimes I think about buying these games just to mention in a negative review that they shilled it on infamous nazi pedophile website known as 4chan
Anonymous No.725614987 [Report]
>>725614916
You would actually look very schizophrenic which you probably are
Anonymous No.725614989 [Report]
>>725614916
That's one way to farm clowns on Steam, I guess.
Anonymous No.725615053 [Report]
>>725614916
>sometimes I think about doxxing myself
Sounds like a great idea, king.
Anonymous No.725615306 [Report] >>725615385 >>725615526
>>725608161
I'd feel bad if only the dev didn't resort to such pathetic shilling here.
It feels like he genuinely paid for some jeets to make these threads.
Anonymous No.725615380 [Report] >>725615567
>>725614603
Didn't your game sell like 12 copies XD
Anonymous No.725615385 [Report]
>>725615306
hes clearly doing it himself for free you think he can afford jeets
Anonymous No.725615526 [Report] >>725615621
>>725615306
>It feels like he genuinely paid for some jeets
Top Hat is the one with the henchmen, not the dev.
Anonymous No.725615567 [Report]
>>725615380
which game lol
Anonymous No.725615621 [Report] >>725615968
>>725615526
oh man what do you even do when a game you published performs this bad do you just drop the dev
Anonymous No.725615968 [Report]
>>725615621
Usually it's the developer who loses rather than the publisher, depending on the contract.
The common method for handling revenue sharing between a developer and publisher is that the publisher has to recoup their costs first from the sales revenue, and then after that's been done, start splitting the revenue with the developer from there. Windswept, to my knowledge, was kickstarted so any fees its development incurred to the publisher might have been pretty small, so for all we know it might already be making profit.