Thread 725636040

Are you seeing this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqjMaKQskW8

Last chance to predict Yoshi's, Rosalina's and Bowser Jr's voice actors.

>>725636040 (OP)
Yee

>>725636040 (OP)
I'm ready.

inb4 sticky, which will not happen

I'm literally SÔYFACING

>>725636093
>Yoshi
Jordan Peele
>Rosalina
Zendaya
>Bowser Jr.
Debra Wilson

>>725636093
please please please no black yoshi voice

>>725636093
>yoshi
Robert Downie Iron Man
>rosalina
Ariana Grande
>BJ
Ryan Renalds

>>725636040 (OP)
OH-A MY SODIUM-A FLOURIDE!

>>725636310
What's wrong with Black Yoshi? He's like all the other colored ones

>>725636040 (OP)
>it's just a png stream

?

It's time.

starting btw

>>725636040 (OP)
Shouldn't we be posting on /tv/?

>>725636369
actually strike that, james cordon as yoshi

KURISSU-SAN!!

Fuck this bald fuck

>>725636093
Rosalina will be voiced by Jenna Ortega

looks like kino is back on the menu boys

thoughts on the new mario redesign

tiny bowser is so hot

>girl boss peach is back
yawn

its so...... shitty

>Wonder Bowser Jr.
huh

MR GAY

>hello yes it is i bowser jr the character who is the son of bowser
who writes this fucking shit

>wahoo
HE SAID THE THING

Nothing personal kid

that jr voice is terrible

So they're taking elements from Wonder as well.

daisy fags BTFO

>>725636657
and you get girlboss rosalina too

Chris-san from Illumination appeared in more directs than doug bowser lol

>none of the streamers I'm following are streaming the direct
bros...

My boy Megaleg is in

The mask will change Bowser Jr's voice, right?

>>725636093
Lizzo, Nicki Minaj, Danny DeVito

>LE STRONG WIMMINNNZZZZZZZZZ


Fuck you

>every single female is a kicc ass bad ass karate girl
nintendo sloppers cant stop losing

>>725636657
>rosalina is also a girl boss
cringe

>>725636707
tbf he was wearing a mask with some voice filter

no shit Rosalina is strong she's a fucking goddess

If they don't tell who voices Yoshi I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

>>725636687
Nintendo

why did they use the prowler sound for bowser jr

based lumas prefer mario to peach

>BRIE LARSON

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS FUCKING OVER GO HOME

Why did they have Mario call Bowser's painting trash in that way?
He didn't have to like it, but they just made him unnecessarily mean.

OH NO NO NO

Wow junior voice doesnt fit at all

>voiced by the same NA game voice actor clique woman
shitty nepo industry

brie???
eww

holy shit its minecraft steve

>>725636810
SHE'S UGLY
SHE'S TALENTLESS

>literal space goddess is not staying in the kitchen and making mario pancakes
it's over, the west has fallen

>Rosalina is Captain Marvel
>Bowser Jr is... who? No idea who Benny Safdie is

HOLYSHIT IT'S STEEVE

>>725636764
he sounds way too old

Brie Larson won

I wasn't expecting that Rosalia VA

LITERALLY
W H O

The Curse was pretty good, I'll accept Safdie.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M HERE TOO

what race is this

dont be fooled a second time

>>725636750
>rosalina litterally stops the destruction of the universe
>BAAAAH WHY IS SHE STRONG!

>Brie Larson
L
M
A
O

How you feeling Rosalinabros?

>>725636810

An acceptable sacrifice to keep her away from the Metroid film

>>725636826
it's bantz bro

moviegame

>>725636809
>>725636810
>I hope it's not Scarlett Johansson!

>"a huge nintendo fan, Brie Larsson"
Did She ever even mention anything related nintendo?

>>725636810
how many jewish producers did she fuck?

>>725636512(me)
>>725636810

>>725636887
saar
>>725636902
As long as it's not Hunter as Samus, I'll be fine.

>>725636863
A perfect voice actor then?

>>725636887
safdi whats that irish?

I like how miyamoto doesn't even need to say much but he still goes no fuck you I'm not going to memorize English lines and would rather be dubbed by some redditor

>>725636887
He's melting

yup, that's the French dub for me again

>>725636887
miiverseian

>>725636915
yeah
why do you think people want her for metroid

>>725636887
Egypt

Looks like shit, whatever I dont watch movies anyways so why do I even care.

No Yoshi “reveal”?

Rosalina is the 4chan girl of choice, so it makes sense a VA that is heavily associated with /tv/ plays her.

>>725636915
yeah actually

>>725636915
no, it's a made up lie

>>725636887
Mutt

Yoshi? Hello?

they really can't stop with the girlboss shit, both peach and rosalina aren't raiden

>>725636887
I genuinely have no idea who this is.

>>725636810
Lame pick, but at least it's not Awkwafina tier.

>people already screaming about Brie

She's a repellant human being but I mean that voice clip was pretty good I thought.

>>725636887
Jude

>>725636040 (OP)
My legitimate reaction

I had no high hopes or expectations

>>725636915
theyve had her in official stuff before, apparently

>>725636887
I don't even need to check his Wikipedia to tell you.

>>725636040 (OP)
I can't believe Toadsworth is fucking dead

>mentioned the pikmin short
There's absolutely going to be another Pikmin short before the movie begins, isn't there.

uhh did they mess up

where the fuck's the trailer

Honestly, the Bowser Jr voice is a worse pick than Brie. He fucking sounds awful as Jr.

they hate daisy so much they turned both peach and rosalina into clones of her and then shot her

>pc chads get half life 3 and new vr systems
>ninceldos get social justice girl boss judification of their beloved bing bing characters

dont you fags ever get tired of being humiliated?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS EYES?!?!?!?!

>>725636887
God's Chosen

>>725636887
is this jackblack's bastard son or something? why did he introduce him and try to hype him up?

>>725636863
Why are you talking about yourself Anon

Bowser Jr should lay off the cigarretes. That kid is sounding 40 year old.

>>725636915
She wanted to play samus

>>725636915
Yes, she owns a Wii U.

>>725636969
>>725637000
it's gonna be reused totaka lines

>mario , luigi and bowser do nothing
>peach and rosalina girlbossing

>>725636750
have you not fuckin' played galaxy?

I am so fucking tired of jack black bros. Fucking everywhere...

Good. taint Rosal*na all you want she was just SpacePeach anyway.
Now you better not fuck up Daisy in the Third movie.

hi, I haven't been posting on /v/ a lot lately
just popping in to say THAT WAS THE WORST NIGGER BULLSHIT I'VE EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE
JESUS CHRIST

>>725636923
you know very well the answer is all of them

>>725636040 (OP)
I'm not gonna watch the direct nor the movie (I watched the direct for the first movie for some reason though)
but fuck I hope they announce Sydney Sweeny as part of the voice cast, the timing would be so fun

I could've been sleeping in bed or gooning, what a waste of time

Why was this needed?

>>725637052

what the FUCK

Not a problem for me, I'm not an EOL person

Mexican dub, here we FUCKING go

>>725637045
It's worse than Mario Pratt for me or even black Toad.

>Daisyfags malding already

Look, nobody gives a shit about her. Nobody is ever going to give a shit. Let go.

>>725637045
they should have gotten Richard Steven Horvitz or someone more child sounding

>>725637045
Does not help that his opening line is "I AM BOWSER JR"

Well. It's not as if I was expecting much. But this was really just a short trailer and like 4 sentences of comments worth.
The Direct for the first movie at least gave us some behind the scenes something something, and some perspective on what they had been planning and were planning with a movie project such as that. This was kind of just, well, just the trailer.
They could have kind of just uploaded the trailer instead of announcing a 'Direct'.

>>725637107
i can only refer to him as funny man

>>725637009
Rosalina is stronger than Raiden to be fair.
So is peach but nobody really acknowledges that

>>725637086
everyone owned a wii u. She's a normie whore

This is kinda a dodged bullet: at least Brie won't be Samus

>>725637052
duuuuuude looks likes he's on WEED LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>725637148
I noticed Mario and Luigi were riding bikes in the Desert Kingdom, nice to see stuff from Odyssey and Wonder.

>>725637114
>Now you better not fuck up Daisy in the Third movie.
Pick your poison. Zendaya? Or Ariana Grande?

>>725637017
Nah yeah her cadence matches the in game voice fine, moreso the nu-Rosalina voice from like MKW though

YEAR OF ROSALINA!!!!

>>725637148
Oh yeah they showed those inverted pyramids too briefly.

>>725636887
>Director and writer for Uncut gems
Holy shit

>>725637107
Unfortunately, he's a nepo jewish baby. Cant get rid of them in hollywood.

>Skipping Sunshine
Damn...

>>725637102
yea i did but it sucked so it wasnt memorable. did rosalina sound like the typical AAA lesbian and do karate moves in that game? i dont remember that.

>>725637086
>3D world
>good
Yeah nobody is believing she actually plays Nintendo games.

>>725637086
Yas slay! Was this before or after She was in capeshit?

>>725636915
She was raised by a single mother so it makes sense.

For real as long as Brie stays quiet she is an okay choice just get your paycheck and move on, no need to do some quirky interviews about the hate you are getting just do your job

>>725637052
lol its like that just fuck my shit up meme

>>725637045
>Cranky sounds terrible
>Bowser Jr sounds terrible
Every movie gets one definitive BAD choice

>no metroid direct
>get a direct for this minions-tier shit instead
I don’t feel too good about that, bros.

>>725637102
it's so unfitting for rosalina too.
Daisy would have been more fitting for that

>>725637052
lmao he looks high as shit and its like his tongue is swollen

>>725637192
>everyone owned a wii u.
Is this really what tertiaries actually believe?

>>725637052
No idea but it perfectly encapsulates my feelings right now so it's going straight into my folder.

>>725637232
Jack Black called him an uncut gem in his introduction.

Bowser being on friendly terms with Luigi whilst Mario is still an on-sight levels of hatred is fun

>>725637052
JUST tier eyes

>>725637045
I think the point is the masks he wears warps the voice anon

>>725636810
That's the chick that was saying for a while she wanted to be Samus right?

>>725637271
average tendie response

>>725637045
he sounds like an adult, wtf

>>725637192
Nobody owned a Wii-U, thats why the machine was a massive failure.

I have never watched a single movie from this chick

Can she do a calm motherly voice

>>725636826
Bowser was going to boil his brother alive. Fuck him.

>>725636810
Is this more basic than Chris Pratt?

>Brie Larson
Ok, not my first choise personally but hopefully she can redeem herself from captain marvel.

>>725636887
Awkward mix of jewish and irish I think

>>725636915
Her Agent started making her say it a while back when they heard rumors about a Metroid movie.

>>725636902
>>725636940
They'll probably just hire Jennifer Hale. Their castings so far are pretty uninspired

>Bowser and Bowser Jr. both played by Jews
hm...

>>725637283
Rosalina is way stronger than Daisy

>>725637306
It's a spin on him calling Luigi green stache

>>725636040 (OP)
Dont know how you idiots watch these movies with Mario and Luigi not having voices similar to their in game ones. At least the Sonic movies got a guy that fits the character. Chris Prat as Mario will never work.

Girl boss the movie
Piece of shit

>>725637192
>everyone owned a wii u
bizarro…

>>725637306
Really liked that interaction too.

>>725637293
in reality, Impretty sure she just had the wii and thought it was the wii u to sound smart

>>725637249
fuck you 3d world is good

I like it.

>>725637271
lmao fucking C O P E tendie

>>725637306
That does sound fun
I didn't watch the direct is there a video out yet of just the trailer?

>>725636715
>Gay Mario Wonder Design and not Shadow Mario
>No Mommy voice Rosalina but is played by a hag
>More Girlbosses
>Barley any Galaxy elements
>AN ODDESY LEVEL IN A SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE
Yeah I’m getting concerned for this movie especially with how short that trailer was
Unironically they should have got Logan Thirtyacre (SuperMarioLogan) to voice him
Hopes for the movie? I’m hoping it’s good because I did enjoy the first one
I do like the designs for Bowser Jr and Rosalina but not their voices

>>725637283
>it's so unfitting for rosalina too

How? She's a literal god?

>>725637240
they'll bring it in some way.

>brie larson rosalina
kek its fucking over

Where's.....daisy.....

>>725637010
Him and his brother made Uncut Gems

>>725636887
He could’ve at least did a little smile here, people are gonna meme this picture to hell and back

>>725637390
you can't play 3d world on the wii

>>725637395
>t. brie larson's agent

the painting makes me wonder if they'll tie it to mario 64's magic paintings. You know, in case they don't have enough parallel universes to explore

The problem with Brie Larson isn't her voice, the problem is she probably just accepted the role because Rosalina is going to be a kick ass girl even more than Peach

who is the mother of Bowser Jr?

>>725637390
nigga its 2015 it's when wii u was in its peak with splatoon 1 and smash 4/3d world

>>725637304
No this is the literal director and writer for that movie, he also made The Smashing Machine.

>>725637280
it’s better this way, the day metroid becomes actually popular with normalfags is the day it loses its soul

>NintendoGAF goes on and on about moviegames
>basedjaks at a literal ad for a movie
Amazin inb4 you faggots call me whatever boogieman it is this week or defends this in any way.

>>725637052
JUST

>>725637430
end credit scene where we find out her sarasaland needs aid from great heroes or some shit screencap this

>>725637395
3D World is the best Mario game.

>>725637192
>everyone owned a wii u.

We both know that isn't true anon

>>725637324
I did, my gamepad died and now i can't play zombie U anymore.

>>725637340
>They'll probably just hire Jennifer Hale.
Funny you say that. Hale was the voice of Samus in the Prime Trilogy.

>>725637446
It's likely not hers anyway. Probably one of the jews she sucked off to get her roles had it and she watched him play.

>>725637249
It's great actually

>>725637318
Am I wrong like I fucking despised the announcement, but Brie only started to get hate after captain Marvel since Disney loved the things she was saying hopefully Nintendo will be more smart about this

>>725637086
>greatest achievement

it makes way more sense for rosalina to be powerful than any other girl

>>725637414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCejewteF8

>>725636826
How would you feel if someone drew cuck art of them with your wife in it?

>>725637430
in sarasaland.

>>725637450
>t. sunshinefag

Movies are an inferior medium to videogames in every respect imaginable

>>725637506
>needs aid from great heroes
come now. can't have a girl need saving here

>>725637340
but who will be bayonetta then

I did not expect Odyssey's Sand Kingdom to be featured in the Mario Galaxy movie.

>>725636810
This cant be real.

I will be honest. I hate literally every single voice actor in this, both old and new.
Capeshit, reddit, nepo, jews, girl bosses...

>>725636737
They can't, Universal is merciless with takedowns.

>>725637430
Need wario to have a daisy

>>725637512
And I also own one and the screen protector I used really fucked with the controls, point I'm making is that the Wii-U was not a
>Everyone owned it
level of success

>>725636901
I wonder how they’ll do other characters in the 3rd movie or that DK movie

>>725637547
horny

Samus needs to be played by a very tall woman.

Would the the woman who played Brienne from Game of Thrones work?

>>725637570
sunshinefag loves 3D world because it isn't galaxy.

>>725637593
fuck i didn't even think of that

>>725637461
We are probably going to get a flashback scene.

>>725637148
My sister wants to go and watch the movie in english, but I watched the first one in spanish because I really didn't like how Pratt sounded as Mario, and now whoever is playing as Bowser Jr. isn't doing the voice acting any favors.

>>725637192
i think this is sarcasm or you legitimately live in another dimension

>Jr. is the villain
basically, there won't be any depth like in the OG games, just the first movie but with cool space visuals...

They really don't want to write a good movie, not even for a game like galaxy. What a fool I was thinking Tatanga was in it when they mentioned "old characters"

it's crazy that the literal who they got for sunshine to voice bowser jr has never been topped in any game or apparently big budget hollywood production ever since, on screen actors don't cut it when it comes to experienced voice actors, illumination are fucking retarded but i guess they have to put hollywood names on the poster or niggercattle wont flock to the kinoplex

>>725637538
they'll definitely sell that bowser playhouse as a lego set or something

>>725637335
She will be forced to read the script that was folded 1 million times by Nintendo, she can't jeopardize shit this time(although if it's ass I will blame Miyamoto)

>>725636310
>>725636384
Anon is referring to the SuperMarioLogan character

>>725637497
Yeah I wouldn't expect a pajeet to understand the difference between a movie and a game.

You just *know* they're going to market a playset of this.
I would love this thing as a kid.

>>725637461
Miyamoto

Brie tho, <3

>>725637167
Holy shit that’s actually a great casting

>>725636902
aye, I'll take that
getting a Metroid movie and being subjected to Brie Larson would have made suck off a gun

>>725637609
Really? Tons of people streamed the first movie's direct.
But if that had consequences, maybe it explains why no one is doing it now.

>>725636810
Who and why is everyone freaking out?

>>725637517
>coping this hard

>>725637357
There are other dubs anon

>>725637538
So... is this a Peach and Rosalina film or will Mario actually get to do anything in his OWN FUCKING MOVIE?

>>725637045
Which is sad because it seems like Jr. will bring Mario Wonder elements with him and I’m more hyped for him than Peach from Space

>Sunshine, Galaxy and Odyssey condensed in one movie
>the title is just Galaxy anyway
uh?

>>725637693
>the writing woulda been good if it was tetanga!

>>725637306
He's not. He'd murder Luigi the second he had a chance.

when when i get my turn to feel fireflower burn? she's got back story but I have seniority.

>>725637767
She is both a terrible actor and an terrible human being.

>>725637767
Captain Marvel actress

>>725637694
Yeah, I can excuse Jack Black because he honestly does a good Bowser, but it's virtually impossible to be better than Sunshine's Bowser Jr., this one sounds like he's going through puberty while at the same time being done with a box of cigarettes.

ok i get that bowser is mini but can't he still spit out fire? can't he still claw his way through their skin? why is he being a bitch in that castle

>>725636810
I hate brie larson too, but honestly she sounds fine as rosalina.

>>725637086
OMG MY QUEEN

>>725637786
Mario will save the day so that's all it matters

I'm guessing Yoshi won't have dialogue.

>>725637694
That's basically it yeah. They headed Brie with "Academy Award winner".

>>725637430
Anis watches Mario?!?

>>725637312
Even without the mask he sounds like shit.

literally ow my fireballs would be better than what we are getting with these movies for niggers

>>725637721
no they wont, theyll just make an amiibo or something and sell it for the same price as a real playset used to sell for. nintendies will buy it anyway.

>Brie Larson
>Rosalina is another girlboss
>Bowser Jr is a villain for some reason
>loud wubs: the trailer
Lord please take my soul

>>725636810
could not have picked an uglier hag

>>725637823
Ah shit fucking lmao

>>725637767
Rosalina needs to have a sexy dom voice, larson is your basic annoying white bitch tone voice

>>725637430
After webm rel nobody can get in contact with Daisy

>No Yoshi VA (yet)
Are we safe from them ruining our boy?

Why do we have to have these whole presentations for a 2-minute trailer? Other companies just put out the trailer yet we gotta do this whole shit with miyamoto and chris and announcing the va’s. Just makes it seem like they’re up their own ass about it

>>725637798
that doesn't look like e. gadd to me, they better not retcon that.

>>725637293
>>725637324
>>725637378
>>725637510
>>725637684
>average IQ of the FourChanneler user.

I'll be happy if Rosalina can make a face as perfect as this at least once

>>725637105
Oh yeah, I remember during the final fight with Bowser, Rosalina steps in and does a kung-fu combo on him, flips her hair and says "men are so useless..." with Peach then replying "Mhmm..."

>>725637798
That's wonder tho, would have preferred Sunshine or Bowser's Fury look and personality but I guess this one looks "cooler.

>>725637638
Gwendolyn Christie? Most /v/tards will argue she isn’t hot enough. But she’s huge, and can actually act. Most Metroidfag secondaries always cherry pick random blonde bimbos that kind of look like Samus but I’d rather they just do a gaiden episode set a decade or two after the games to justify her appearance.

This is of course assuming she takes the helmet off. Ideally she doesn’t, but we all know that’s unlikely.

At least, the animation's improved. It looks nice.

>>725637798
Honestly kind of annoying, Galaxy has like a trillion fucking planets and the best soundtrack in the series and wasting runtime on random fanservice bullshit from the other 3D games is lame.

>>725637767
/tv/ went apeshit over her for years

>>725636810
there are worse options.

>2 action sequences in the trailer
>one is girlboss Peach
>the other is girlboss Rosalina
>Mario does nothing

I am officially demoralized

I am not exactly huge on the other movie VAs. But the Jr voice is radically different from anything he has ever sounded like before. And it doesn't really fit his style at all.

>>725637803
you can rewrite Tatanga as a more menacing antagonist since he's been out from the franchise from decades. I mean, the best thing ever would've been the shroobs, but I wasn't on that much hopium

>just strong girlboss Peach again
they completly fucked up her character

>>725637910
>bowser jr is a villain *for some reason*
Really anon
Bowser jr being a villain surprises you

>>725637920
I wish she had her Mario Kart Wii voice...
It was so eloquent and fits her character

>>725637997
But it's a film made with normies and their kids in mind, so fanservice away.

>>725637159
Ehh I’ll give the movie a chance before I make my final judgement

At least they're blowing their Rosalina/Galaxy load early, its good to get it out of the way but im really sad for no Wario in the movies yet

>>725637910
She's basically a goddess, she's supposed to be strong

>>725637895
There have been plenty of Mario x Lego sets already.

>>725636902
Well fuck, maybe you're right.
I hope this at least does keep her away from Metroid.

>>725637984
more than that considering mario gets no real action at all

I want to spend the rest of my life inside Brie Larson's ass

>>725637786
Mario saved the day is the last film
He will save the day in this film.
Stop being a doomer

>>725637952
Suneshinefags in shambles.

>>725638035
Rosalina seems at least a little more delicate despite her power. The kind you actually believe could be a princess

>>725636040 (OP)
Why the FUCK does anyone prefer this Illumination crap over '93?

Looks unironically kino I dunno why you guys are bitching about it.

>>725637693
>What a fool I was thinking Tatanga was in it

He might be in the movie, they're just not going to make that literally who the villain. Are you stupid or something?

>>725638018
>Bowser Jr. defeats the Mario Bros in the scene there
>Peach teams up with Rosalina to save them
Holy subverted expectations Batman!

>>725637978
no but she's a god and resets the universe

God I hate Bowser Jr, ever since the first moment he was introduced in Sunshine.

>>725637984
So long as this means Mario and Luigi can adventure together n the big screen she can get her early jump into Space and mandated action scene.

>>725637538
I probably won't go to see it myself but if I find myself having to look after a child in the city or something I might take them to it.
>drop the word brothers from the title
>make Luigi more relevant than he was in the last one
Given how much the first movie was criticized for making Peach a bit much of a girlboss you would think they would have shown mario actually fighting something in this trailer, I get they wanted to show off the new characters but still, give the title character a bit of an action shot

>>725636887
Nafri cross jew cross med cross dark celt biscuit eater like me lol

T - He looks like a sad clown melted version of me, I look like a sad sun bear crossed with kuzan from one piece who needs a hug lol.

Brie is cool but using a Bimbo to play as Samus would be game accurate and that is kinda going back right?

>>725637895
You will get sores in the name of Jesus.

>>725637767
Brie Larson is a feminist actress who basically made every marvel fan hate her, including her own costars. To the point she was given very little time in Endgame.

>Bowser had a kid called Bowser Jr. in the sequel movie
>Bowser wanted to capture Princess Peach in the first movie and make her his wife

Who was Bowser's wife? Who was Bowser Jr.'s mother? Why wasn't she mentioned in the first movie?

>le girlboss
did any of you niggas play Galaxy
of course rosalina is powerful she's the princess of the cosmos she does this shit in her own fucking game

>>725638068
>Rides a bike
>Mocks Bowser's painting
That's all he gets, it's sad

>>725638086
You can hardly blame them for being skeptical

>>725638059
Characters can be strong in ways other than "throws an evil robot around in an overindulgent action sequence" but kike slop producers don't understand that

>>725636040 (OP)
why is this video 30 minutes of nothing before the actual content?
also they put sunshine's bowser jr in galaxy, fuck bintendo

>>725637209
NTA but I don’t care who they pick, I just want to see my beautiful Queen on the big screen

>>725637769
Im more right than you think.

>>725637910
>Bowser Jr is a villain for some reason

Anon?

>>725638113
>Super MARIO Galaxy Movie
>Peach is the hero
It's a mystery

>>725636915
she does actually
it's part of her
>im le such a nurd xD
facade

>>725636810
My only cope is that this should take her off the table for playing Samus in a Metroid movie.

>>725636863
I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE

I sincerely hope they never do a Metroid movie. Fuck

>>725638115
And I "might" spontaneously combust, but that doesn't mean it's actually gonna happen.

>>725637984
I really hate what they've done with Peach. Do girls even like this Peach? I see Mario and Jack Bowser toys selling well, but no Peach dolls. Is she really like that to appeal to 30 wo-manchildren and journos?

You can tell the girlboss talk is grifting because nobody cares about the fact they called Rosalina a princess in the first place.

>>725637929
What the fuck was luigis issue.

>>725638086
>Mario saved the day is the last film

>>725637856
>Mario will save the day so that's all it matters
Mario didn't save the day in the movie. It was all done by Peach. She even kicked the star over to him for pity points. It was a Princess Peach movie more than Mario Bros.

>>725638062
do legos really count as playsets? i always considered them to be junk toys. its literally just a bunch of the same old bricks colored slightly differently.

>>725637798
I mean with Bowsers Fury that kind of just made him having the Brush his whole character now. Plus he was in Galaxy too so I'd figure they thought just skip Sunshine cause he was in this one too

>>725638249
metroid is not popular enough

>>725638249
Metroid isn't popular enough for one

>>725637283
Daisy just might be the most projected upon Mario character

>>725636887
>directed uncut gems
why didn't they fucking lead with that? I don't know his acting or voice acting career

>>725637224
2025 is almost over dude

>>725637910
>tertiary be like "I know nothing about this but outrage is epic look at me I'm youtubing mom"

What the fuck is uncut gems and why are people acting as if I should know what it is?

I look like I work at Koopa Hut? Well listen, here's what Imma do. Cuz I look like I work at Koopa Hut, Imma go ahead and grab one of the empty shells that are in my motherfuckin' stove cuz I always keep an empty, y'know empty koopa shell just for the fuck of it until I feel like I'm throwing it away.

Imma go ahead and I'm just gonna ring your mom's doorbell. When I know you just sleep, Imma ring your mom's doorbell. She's not gonna answer it at first because she's gonna see a tall koopaling. But she gon peep through the peephole and see that I got 3D World complexion, so everything's gonna be alright!

I'm gonna have the koopa shell and be like, "Excuse me ma'am, did you order pizza?" She's gonna look at me up and down, see the abs chiseling and busting through the underarmor, see the BB-

>>725637920
>Rosalina needs to have a sexy dom voice
You retards lost on this for Makima and now you lost again, based.

>snoyjeets seething hard after the abysmal slop of play
Oh yeah it's going to be a great movie again

>>725637978
No she's just resets the entire universe when it was dying.

If we don’t get Rosalina in her motorcycle outfit then I’m rioting

The ending is after bonding with Yoshi throughout the film and being shat on a lot realizing his true role and becoming the sidekick of Peach who rides him as he would Yoshi (Rosalina gets Yoshi herself) for future missions because they are far better and more competent girlbosses and the men should be humiliated

>>725638115
>Are you stupid or something?
with bowswe out, outside the shroobs, I couldn't think of another antagonist. I couldn't imagine Jr taking the role fully instead of being an underling

>>725638278
>>725638279
Thank God.

>>725638195
I hypothesize that Bowser's ex-wife will appear in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
And then, she will be in the next mainline 3D Mario.

>>725637929
I cannot fathom what is meant to be occurring here

>>725636040 (OP)
FUCK OFF
>>>/tv/

>>725638035
Food for thought: Rosalina has never been a damsel in distress and both Galaxy games were about saving Peach, at most she needed Mario's help to recover the stars to power up her observatory. She's a literal goddess, anon.

>>725638318
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>>725638207
No, I mean like she is canonically strong, has space magic and shit, she's also hilariously broken so that's pretty cool actually.

>>725637357
>Mario and Luigi not having voices similar to their in game ones
Currently, Mario and Luigi don't sound like themselves in the games too

>>725638195
>>725637723(me)

>>725638304
obviously he meant 2026 anon, when the movie comes out

>>725638053
I imagine it'll be the third one if this one does well.

>>725638332
I hope we don't because she'll be as shapeless as Peach

>Brie trying to play the cool mom on screen
uh oh someone's hitting menopause

>>725638249
There already was a metroid movie tho

>>725637148
I wanna manifest a chubby mexican chola to make out with and play odyssey or watch this film with lel

>>725637910
>Rosalina is another girlboss
>Bowser Jr is a villain for some reason

Can you clueless pretendos fuck off for once instead of pantomiming outrage over games you don't know jack about?

How do you think they'll address bowser having a son he never mentioned in these movies?

>>725638254
Not really. Girly peach is still the standard. Unfortunately, hollywood is very feminist and Nintendo has been infected by it, too. Girls prefer still the more dainty Peach. Daisy is meant to be the tomboyish mannerism. And what they are doing to Rosalina is against her character.

>>725638205
gets her stars stolen by bowser in the first galaxy.
does nothing in the second one

her only real feat is stopping the black hole in the end with the lumas

>>725637052
Too pussy to commit to solid dots I see. Yet both the Toads and Lumas eyes are normal, so I don't get why they changed it here.

>>725637786
He is getting Adventure Time'd

>>725638206
Yeah I can because there's no historical basis to come to such conclusions that mario won't be the hero in the film

>>725636810
I literally joked it'd be her. I hate being right.

>>725638339
This. Metroid’s quality isn’t as consistent as it used to be but it’s still leaps and bounds better than it would be if it was sloppa for normalfaggots.

>>725637430
Saving her for the next actual game direct because they know more people will be watching that than watch these movie directs as she deserves to be seen by everybody

>>725638018
Rosalina is slightly flanderized but she's a lot closer to her original character then Peach. It seems more like the overpowered magical girl archetype then girlboss for Rosalina to me. Though Peach is still atrocious in these movies.

>>725638267
I'm pretty sure it was actually Mario

>more girlboss garbage

It's so fucking CRINGE

>>725636493
Christ, this guy is disturbing as shit in how he stares at the camera. I feel sorry for the people at Illumination that receive dress-downs from him.

>>725638368
She's more of a guardian than a goddess like everyone keeps saying.

>>725637798
That BowserJr design is from Wonder not Sunshine.

>Brie Larson

Doesn’t this soft confirm that she could actually be Samus if they were to do a Metroid Movie?

Dang can't wait for the Legend of Zelda feat. emascualted Link who gets zero action scenes and saves nobody and gets made fun of by his fairy

>>725638035
Pry tell, what was her "character", anon? And unlike Peach, why wouldn't a literal goddess be able to fight?

please rosalina step on my dick

Why the fuck does Bowser Jr sound older me who's 35?

>>725636040 (OP)
>Brie Larson

>>725638267
Your a retard.
Pea

>>725638113
It's incels whining about a normie movie.
Me I'm laughing more about how awful Bowser Jr. is.

In fact with Jack Black coming in to announce who the actor is; makes me wonder if like someone called him for a favor.

>>725638501
I guarantee you'll look far worse when you reach his age

>>725638480
Stop disproving his narrative.

>>725638550
<3

>>725637910
nigga who the fuck did you expect to be the villain in the galaxy movie?
wart?
wario?

>>725638450
>her only real feat is saving the fucking universe from collapse
exactly, shut the fuck up

>>725638050
I know but like, nobody even played Sunshine and half of those who did hate it. Why is it here?

>>725637193
>he think metroid is getting a movie
you'll get your mario, zelda, and pokemon and thats it

>All the complaints about 'girl boss' but 'woke' is suspiciously being avoided
I seem to have misplaced that MS paint comic where people Woke Law was in effect that because the first movie was a massive success, it was no longer considered woke, even though te usual suspects were crying bloody tears that it was.

That said,
>Brie Larson
Maybe Nintendo can tard wrangle her like they do with their devs?

>>725638534
I think the argument is that she never DID fight, and otherwise distrust of the writers to not have her upstage Mario and Luigi. Peach already came dangerously close to that in the first movie.

>>725636915
She tried to be Samus some time ago, didn't work as intended.

Yeah I'm rhinking nintendo won again

>"n-no guys! there certainly won't be an action sequence near the end of the movie where we have peach and rosalina doublegirlbossing and destroying all the bad guys in sight!"
COPE. the progirlbossshills are already here

>>725636887
he looks like that edited picture of corey from oneyplays

>>725638480
99% of the action in the mario movie was Princess Peach.

>>725637952
His brush in Bowser's Fury was already not by e.gadd

>>725638267
>Mario saved her citizens
>Mario defeated bowser
>Mario defeated dk
>peach lost to bowser
>peach failed to save the citizens at the wedding
>she understood that Mario would save the day better than her.
Cope and seeth.

While we’re at it, Nintendo Movies Discussion side topic? This isn’t my list, I just wanna generate more discussion

I’m shocked we haven’t gotten a Star Fox movie or Netflix series or whatever with Miyamoto moving to the Film Industry

>>725636810
I guess at least it's not Zendaya.

...they're gonna get her to voice Daisy, aren't they?

>Has Bowser Jr
>No Shadow Mario but in his Wonder form
Jesus fucking christ, why do they hate Sunshine so fucking much? A little reference or two would be completely fine.

>>725638474
I just want it to be able to die in peace. Still hoping prime 4 will be good though although I would have preferred another 2d metroid
>>725638515
Brie Larson is a beta female. We need an alpha female to play Samus.

Uhhh bros????

so many incels in this thread

>>725638584
Bowser, nigga. THE Bowser.

>>725638561
>It's incels whining about a normie movie.
Says the 4chantard who is going to watch it

>>725636810
>white woman
Holy based

>>725637017
Yeah I don't like her but she at least sounded like Rosalina in those clips
Rosalina always had a really basic and boring voice anyway

>>725638673
only zelda and mario will have movies

>>725638515
I mean live action is off the table for her by this point cause she's almost 40 and you don't wanna do action at that age, but if they animate it maybe

>>725638672
>peach spends all day and night banking all her hope on mario, making sure he's trained

Explain to me why girl characters doing cool things is bad while it is okay when guy characters do it

>>725636810
>this is what remains of Brie's career

>>725638610
I called it woke.

I was bracing for Taylor Swift to be announced as Rosalina.

>>725638510
>resets the universe.
Goddess

I think adding girlboss features to a character normally reserved not to be one gives Illumination's film its own identity separate from the source material even if its not accurate to it I think it gives a good jumping off point for the plot to enroll in its own ideas rather than being a 1:1 retelling of the video games that everyone has seen thousands of times by now and is tired of.

>>725638718
You probably shouldn't expect Bowser to stay tiny the whole movie through.

>>725638561
>it's the chuds I swear!!! Ban them all!!!!
rabbi whatch'a doin'

>>725638709
yes ninceldos defending the girl bosses are just sad. i bet they would even send them onlyfans money if they could.

>>725638759
It's only bad when nintendo does it

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1988613394165858757?t=Zk9FtPAy1SkvSQ1spQN3IQ&s=19
Alright maybe she won't be as much of a shit rosalina as we thought

>>725638704
SCHWING

>>725638759
a literal goddess has no fucking powers!!

>>725638424
no you don't, she'll just pretend to love you for 2 years then randomly dump you via 2 sentence text message like you're a stranger.

>>725638420
Nah that's Escape from DS-3 with added scurry scurries/human control mites.

Also the metroid's don't actually need humans to reproduce and technically they are half inorganic made by the chozo's so nanomachine like cross with aliens.

>>725638759
>movie called Super Mario
>Mario doesn't do anything
>explain why it's bad

>>725638630
>I think the argument is that she never DID fight, and otherwise distrust of the writers to not have her upstage Mario and Luigi. Peach already came dangerously close to that in the first movie.

They've both been player characters in Mario games. Can you just be a retard somewhere else with some disney movie instead of try and pretend to be a Mario fan?

>>725636810
eh she's just a normal white girl voice

>>725638806
Get lost, Snoynald DrumpfStation.

>>725638225
No, you're not.

>>725638759
It's the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, not the Super Peach Galaxy Movie.

>>725638672
>Mario saved her citizens

nope

>Mario defeated bowser

Thanks to Peach.

>Mario defeated dk

Thanks to Peach.

>peach lost to bowser

She surrended to him and then WALKED with him instead of being manhandled by anyone.

>peach failed to save the citizens at the wedding

She willingly surrenders after she solo's his entire army in her girlboss moment.

>she understood that Mario would save the day better than her.

No, that was just the writing reminding itself that Mario's name was on the title.

>>725638195
Babies in the Mario games come from storks.

>>725637430
reserved for the movie where Wario is the villain

>>725638640
Who cares if they do.
Mario will save the day

>>725638806
>no the goddess of the stars was never strong in the game chud buy a ps5 now

>>725638195
Miyamoto said it was him.

more realistically I like to imagine it was a sort of Teeshal Ja situation, the mother wanted to bear bowsers child and somehow got that seed out of him but then she died or something, Bowser Jr just ended up less abandoned by his father than Gulool Ja did.

I hope they give some sort of characterization to Jr. In the RPG games he's pictured as a lonely kid who would like to make friends but is a Tsun tsun about it. In this pic it looks like he cried >>725637790 and he's reassuring himself. That would make for a nice villain, even better than Bowser in the first movie, as a kid that has to take over the universe to save his dad, all alone

>>725638812
This clip is a more severe mischaracterization then the trailer. Rosalina should not be talking in a fucking therapist voice

>>725637193
>Actor played x so they can't be y
Don't underestimate this deranged nepo industry

>>725638515
The only way a Metroid movie would give justice to the source material would be to have it as a minimalist piece where Samus doesn't talk most of the time and only reveals her face at the end. But this is Hollywood we're talking about, where we need to toss away helmets and masks to show the actors' faces all the goddamn time, so it won't happen.

Mario is weaker than Rosalina its over

>>725638759
/pol/fags will cry about unrelated schizo bogeyman trash. you only need to care about my opinion.

mario is the main character, and an iconic protagonist. he shouldn’t be consistently outshone by the supporting cast. it’s fine that they get to do things but he shouldn’t be doing the most because he is motherfucking mario, straight up.

>>725638668
OK yes, she's athletic in the movie, like the sports games, they all match Mario in strength, same as the Parties and RPGs, sure they don't do shit in the Mainline games but I don't see why the movie can't take inspiration from other games.

>>725638279
Charlie Day asked Nintendo for a Metroid movie and now Brie will probably do the same. It's a matter of time

>>725638759
Cause the only cool thing girl characters can do is sit there and either be quiet or spreading their legs.

>>725638759
Since you are being a bit disingenuous
Girls being competent is not an issue if you are not trying to compare to a guy being the comedy relief and not so, especially when it’s the main character and title of your film
People would care less about girlboss Peach if wasn’t pushed down hard to provide that

>>725638868
>HURR DURR ME PRETEND NOT TO UNDERSTAND YOU RETARD!

>>725638812
Nah yeah bro at least her regular voice matches Rosalina's OG voice, I mean Anya Taylor Joy is fine but she doesn't sound like Peach at all

>thread full of seething Daisyfags
Of all things lmao

>>725638759
If your target audience is girls, there's nothing wrong with that. If your target audience is boys, good luck.

Yes I don't see a problem with Rosalina. She is supposed the have powerful magic. Peach acting like she is Jackie Chan that sucks.

>>725637306
It’s because he’s tiny obviously. The second he grows back to size he’ll be trying to murder them.

>>725638793
Ive never seen such submissive cope in the wild but here it is

>>725638704
So skinny, goddamn

>>725638793
peach and rosalia literally dont have personalities in the games. for them to actually feature in the movies as characters, they have to be fleshed out a bit, and any way nintendo/illumination went about that would cause retards to call them girlbosses

>>725638515
Ms. Sweeney is my choice for Samus

>>725638913
Massive cope.
Surrendering is losing
She solos an entire army to still fail.
Mario and dk saves the citizens from the lava.
It's a fact.
Cope and seethe

>>725639020
Their target audience is fat trannies who grew up with the NES

Anyone have a 4K shot of Rosalina?

>>725638968
*should be doing the most
nvm ignore my post I am a retard

>>725638929
Must be the most autistic complaint I've heard about this direct ITT so far.

>>725636536
Have a pity (you)

>>725639027
It would have been good if they used her Smash fighting style.

>>725639027
The problem is the precedent set by Peach, and the concern that Mario and Luigi will be upstaged by them. Is this really such a difficult thing to understand? Can you actually admit this just this once?

>>725637952
The already sort of retconned it in the games. His original brush was E gadd but he got some new one that doesn't have the symbol anymore

>>725638673
Mother could be a show and with the notoriety of Itoi, i'm surprised it didn't get an anime when the first two games came out.

>>725638759
Unearned, flat, emotionally empty, no struggle, no gain, zero awareness of the first thing about being cool, it's like those times you had to go along with the kid with down's at school or get reprimanded. And that's all women are, really.

>>725639059
>literal who bimbo
nah

So we don’t want Rosalina to use any cosmic powers?

>>725638947
Genndy Tartakovsky's Metroid would be pretty tight

>>725638979
The sports and parties and rpgs were all meant to be non canon side games. You weren't suppose to take it seriously. Even in those games, she retained her character. They wont even give Peach her fucking umbrella.

Fuck off.

>>725637821
>terrible human being.
Did she kick dogs and poisoned wells or something?
>>"she said meanie things in some interviews"
ohhh, moral standards have changed.

>>725639180
yes, and who's rosalina again?

Why is Mario so rude?

>>725639151
But if you watched the first movie Mario wasn't upstaged at all. Hell he and Luigi even got the main climax.

>>725636810
Shes a mediocre actress but she can sing.

>people still pretending peach was anything but a fuckup in the first movie
her plan is to ask for an army. she brutalizes a midget and then takes his side against her own guards. she brags about an obstacle course she helped design and has practiced on for over a decade. she takes the stranger with her and refuses to explain why to her subjects. she is told 'no' when she asks for the army and was about to give up. the army she gets is lost minutes after it's rallied. her only smart move is smuggling in a powerup as a last hurrah but her next move is to almost kill all the hostages and explode herself mid-victory and lose said powerup, only being saved by a total deus ex machina. her next and last action is to rush headlong into battle and instantly become a hostage.

yes, the combined 45 seconds of peach footage pre-release made her seem like an insufferable character, but she wound up being a total retard driving the plot forward.

>>725638704
I fucking despise that they gave the lumas mouths. Hated it ever since we saw that blue fucker in the first one.

>Girl Boss Peach le bad!
*taps the revenue sign*
Only way Galaxy does bad is if trump speed runs the country into a depression if the AI Bubble bursts in the next 5 months so people just can't afford to go to movies.

>>725638759
>super MARIO galaxy movie
>peach is the hero
Fucking rope yourself tranny

>>725639049
Tell me how its cope then, if anything you're the one coping by them not being pieces of cardboard only made to be saved by Mario and I'm actually looking forward to the take on the series from Illumination, if I wanted that retelling as a self-insert I would play the games all 50 of them or so.

>>725638979
Mario 3d world is a mainline game.
So is wonder.

>>725639198
I’m glad this sentiment has gained steam over the years. It will never happen, but it would indeed be tight. The closest we’ll get is if his Black Knight series finally gets greenlit.

>>725638673
strictly animated stuff, we already have Mario cartoons, Zelda cartoon, FE1 OVA, F-Zero anime, Kirby anime, and Animal Crossing movie

>>725638446
he somehow created him with a magic paintbrush in this movie. that's why he was shown painting in the trailer and why jr wields a paintbrush.

>>725637952
>>725638669
They're trying to cover up how E. Gadd funded both sides of the sunshine war.

>>725639020
>If your target audience is girls
I've seen media for girls thanks to having to babysit nieces. This ain't it. If the target audience was for girls, this would be an entirely different movie.

>>725639251
you can say this all day every day and it simply falls on deaf ears. clearly most of these people didn't see the movie or slept through it.

>Jack Black shows up
>you can tell how uncomfortable Chris is

>girl boss Peach

Dropped.
I hope it bombs, but it has enough quirky scenes to be another billion in the box office.

>>725639231
Mario was made to look less competent and capable than Peach for the majority of the film.

>>725639227
He wants Peach for himself, he even built a prison and watches over his defeated rival, stays close to make sure Bowser stays far away from Peach

>>725639268
Mario Movie got exceeded by Inside Out 2 and a random Chinese film
For the second biggest IP on the planet that is fucking embarrassing

>>725639210
>They wont even give Peach her fucking umbrella.

>>725638438
>pantomiming
Stop using words you don't know the meaning of.

>>725639151
That precedent never happened though.
So why would you think that?

>>725638450
>FEATS FEATS FEATS MUH FEATS
Why are Mexicans lile this?

>>725638673
>F-Zero
Should just be an anime like it already got but better. Redline quality but with an F-Zero skin
>Metroid
Honestly feel it doesn't need one
>Punch Out
Never ever for current day but would be fun
>DK
Would like this more as a cartoon movie but not the modern calarts style. I think of it more like a WB 90s style or 90s anime maybe.
>Kirby
Needs an anime asap
>Pikmin
CG style would work well for this but it needs to be one of those movies where none of the characters say a word
Pikmin 1 would work great
>Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi
Writes itself but they should all be stylized and not CG cartoon, the CG look is so bad with how stylized Mario usually is

Don't care for the others

bara bowser is canon

>>725639210
The umbrella is in the trailer, Anon.

>>725639325
Dude... that sounds really cool, I hope it happens, might not, still cool tho

>>725639231
As someone who watched the first movie...

>>725637430
On the sidelines doing nothing like always

>>725639210
We literally see her fight with her umbrella in the trailer retard

>>725639268
>implying
well we’re on track for all of that so see you in 2026 when this movie does well anyway

>>725639261
>>725639027
Why do you avatarfag with the reddit frog

>>725639285
Ah yeah, NSMB too, also SMB2 had her doing the same as Mario.

>>725639198
Now I have another thing to be depressed about.

let me guess, Bowser Jr finds a way to make his dad grow but he turns into this instead and this is the final boss of the movie

>>725639351
Okay? And in less than a week he becomes as capable as her.
That looks pretty bad for peach

She looks perfect

>>725637105
/v/ never plays games, they only care if the characters are hot enough

>>725639351
the only time he looked incompetent was in the training montage because he was still "new" to the place, otherwise he aped DK, controlled the race, and saved everyone

wtf is the prowler theme? that's all anybody in the youtube comments is talking about.

Honestly I'm just disappointed they seem to be giving Galaxy's plot to Peach and Toad while Mario and Luigi stay on Earth doing other shit for some fucking reason, at least they look cool riding bikes in the Sand Kingdom.

>>725639251
>so what if she was a girlboss, she didn't fully win!

Copeland levels of cope.

>>725638927
Anon it's just a simple basic movie
It's not that deep

>>725638812
that was actually funny
it's like the writers know but they can't fight their jewish overlords

>sony's state of play was a bunch of announcement's you'd see in a direct
>nintendo's direct is for a movie
We live in wild times.

I hate Captain Marvel but Brie Larson is a cute mommy. Leave her alone, jerks.

>>725639351
how? he gets the army peach failed to obtain, he stops peach from boiling his brother in lava, he manages to demolish a whole toad town's worth of enemies no problem while peach has to allahu bob-ombkbar herself to deal with a dozen of them

>>725639375
Oof

>>725639210
SHE WAS FIGHTING WITH IT IN THE TRAILER YOU FUCK

Im tired of being gaslit by feminists about why Peach's character got a complete overhaul.
Its because feminists believe a woman needing to be saved by a MAN (and having feminine personality) is literally the worst thing that could ever happen.

>>725639375
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DELETE THIS POST DELETE IT

>>725639449
lol no he doesn't, she is made to look more capable for the entire film up till the very end, which is still because of her kicking the shell.

>>725639227
Bowser tried to murder everyone and then blow up the world when he didn't get his way. I'd still give him shit no matter how long it's been since then.

>>725639443
and mario needs to pilot a flying pirate ship into his face

>>725639412
to which I argue, now go watch the rest of the movie

>>725636810
tendies deserve this

>>725639470
spiderverse meme, it’s not important

>>725639375
what the ever living fuck is that

When exactly did we veer off the best timeline?

>>725639005
>powerful women is always LE BAD! regardless of context and established lore
Expected from a phoneposter.

No VA for Yoshi or are they hiding it because they know it will get shot on instantly?
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>>725637767
Rabid feminist and shitty person in general, to the point that the MCU kicked her out due to her pissing off everybody she worked with

>>725639450
she looks pretty good. better than peach anyways

>>725639361
Snoy cope spotted
Remember that time Sony sold the rights of K-pop demon hunters for almost nothing because they thought it would bomb?

>>725639469
>peach can do the obstacle course she helped design and has had countless hours to practice on
>mario figures it out in a couple days
it's unreal that speedwatching retards keep calling this evidence of some kind of girlpower conspiracy

>>725639198
Ah fuck this would be sick
I take back what I said about Metroid here>>725639403

Haven’t watched the trailer yet, what music did they use?

>>725639470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5YBEdFSow8

>>725639351
Surely this was for le girlboss agenda and had nothing to do with the fact that it was fish-out-of-water story where Mario was the foreign element and Peach was an established prescence in the strange new world he had to acclimatize to, no siree

>>725639403
>>Punch Out
>Never ever for current day but would be fun
turn off fox news

>>725639443
Bowser didn't get his 8 hours....

>>725639503
>nintendo's direct which they announced to be a movie is a movie
dunno what point you're trying to make anon, not even their first non-video game romp

>>725639521
they know that, they just dont care

>>725639521
Go tell your therapist you crybaby

>>725639580
He's just going to make baby noises

>>725639270
it's funny because these movies are about Peach fucking up and Mario having to fix her mess.

Like in this one she apparently decides to just jump into unkown planets with Toad alone and ends up captured again.

in the first one she almost got everyone killed and her kingdom nuked.

>>725638356
It's part of a long video.
>Peach invites Daisy over to Mario Party because she has a crush on Luigi
>Mario has taught Luigi that kissing is faggot shit and that women are gross
>They play spin the bottle and it lands on Luigi and Daisy
>Luigi pushes off Daisy
>Daisy tries to play it off as a joke, but is obviously embarrassed and leaves the party

>>725639573
>tendie is a raging SJW cuck
yup, always

>>725639412
AIEEEE DELETE THIS

>>725639449
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>>725639005
REFUTE THE IMAGE NOW SHILLBROS!!

>>725639562
its kinda crazy, but its something called a "female"
they smell nice and you date them

>>725639481
it's so telling that you can read all that and come out of it with "peach still won but with some minor hiccups".
you're actually mentally ill.

>>725639612
We'll see how that goes in the Galaxy movie then, since so far we see Peach traveling through space fighting off an army while Mario is...riding bikes.

>>725638306
The movie in which Adam Sandler finally plays a serious well acted character instead of one from a raunchy comedy.

>>725639539
Lmao
You lost. mario solved every problem peach had in the movie.

I have never heard the name of bowser jr's voice actor before. did they cast an unknown or am I just that out of the loop with hollywood slop?

>>725639593
surprised the whole girlpower nonsense shit went back considering these faggots shut up the moment the movie made a billion

>>725639630
It's just funny that it's the opposite of normal.

>>725639020
>If your target audience is boys, good luck.
retard

>>725639562
That's an umbrella.

>>725639572
All they had to do was turn Koopa City into Las Vegas and have Bowser be some flashy sleazy mayor that tried to marry off Wendy to Luigi before launching a full all-out invasion of the human world.

>>725638610
They couldn't wrangle Seth Rogan

>>725639651
When will God give you sores?
Do you have them already?

>>725639654
already did bro >>725639553

>>725636927
marior if he sad.

>>725638205
>muh ending of the gayme
New troon excuse just dropped, she gives you the spin ability and then she doesnt exist until the end of the game because Mario does everything, goddesses like her arent meant to be girlbosses.

>>725639654
post ending in 251 here.
i did.

The question isnt whether or not it will be good, the question is will it sell to normalfags?

>>725639580
he's just reusing voice clips from the games, there's no other reason they wouldn't have announced it and he's clearly not playing an important role in the movie.

>>725639651
reddit is that way, xir.

>>725639651
>tendie

If you're not actually interested in Mario then fuck off. No one cares about your pathetic drama.

>>725639696
they learned to deny reality and cry victim from the very jews they think forced feminism into the mario movie. utterly ironic.

>>725639450
Will they explain why Peach and Rosalina look so alike, or will they ignore it like in the games? At least say they are cousins or some shit

>>725639572
>introduce yoshi
>in space

That makes zero sense. It should have been a Mario World movie.

>>725637629
I mean we already know Seth stays as DK and the other guy as Cranky and already who's voicing Diddy and Pauline, unless they end up recasting the last two because they were cameos

>>725639679
If anythig it makes me MORE hopeful that we're gonna get even showings of the characters. The first's biggest flaw past it's breakneck pacing that assumed you knew everything about Mario before even watching (which I guess is fair for the target audience, but still a flaw for a movie that should stand on it's own) was the fact that Luigi was sidelined for 90% of it. If he's going off with Mario to Tostarena for whatever reason then I'm expecting them to throw down there with whatever they encounter as a duo like in the first's climax.

>>725639097
I'm flattered

>>725639580
He's gonna sound like that slowed down meme from a while back
https://youtu.be/k17HsNwchtw

personally im just looking forward to the volume and variety of rosalina pornography this film will inspire

>>725639876
>in space
>a mario world
Anon, where do you think the mario world is in?

>>725639580
does yoshi ever talk in any game
legit question, i can't think of any of the top of my head

>>725639876
Are you fucking stupid?

>>725639867
first movie already said peach was from the stars or something?

>>725638134
Show me a scene where she fights directly in galaxy.

>>725638465
>Adventure Time'd
>movie is going to end with Peach and Rosalina becoming a couple
K I N O
I
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THE DOUJINS ARE GOING TO BE OUT OF THIS WORLD™
I'M BUYING TWENTY TICKETS

>>725639867
you dont need deep lore to explain why white women with blonde hair and blue eyes look alike.

>>725639867
Blond snow bunny genes

>>725639867
At least Rosalina still looks feminine enough. Peach is trying too hard to be a gremlin in a dress.

>>725637997
that's literally what the previous movie was, that is probably what this film will be too

>>725639876
they know it, that's why the first reveal of the sequel used mario world enemies and music before shooting into space and throwing a 'gotcha' at us. subverting the obvious next step of World is part of the marketing buzz

>>725639876
>complaining about dinossaurs in space

>>725639867
It's probably coincidence and someone just really likes blonde girls.

>>725639876
Do they even reference old games? They've had the chance to use the dinosaurs many times but they keep using new enemies.

>>725639970
dykefags should be thrown into the ocean

>>725639962
why is that stupid?

>>725640002
Yoshi was in Galaxy 2

>>725639219
>Did she kick dogs and poisoned wells or something?
Actually I'm pretty sure she did yeah

>>725639867
IIRC the storybook in SMG showed/implied that Rosalina was a Mushroom Kingdom princess.

>>725639935
Only gacha games and vtubers get porn these days, old man.

>>725639937
...
Super Mario World

>>725640020
the movies are both just a long marketing trailer. it's why the first movie was so lacking in a coherent plot and everything was rushed