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https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>527053593
Andrew should pinch Ashley's cheeks and call her an angry little princess whenever she has a melty, it'll screw with her head enough to calm her down.
>>527133508Andrew should give Leyley exactly as much attention as she wants, always do what she says, and never interact with anyone else so she stops needing to have melties in the first place.
>>527133971Ashley looks better this way
>>527133971This is how they see each other
Can Ashley compete with Julian's tight inviting butthole? Can she offer ANYTHING superior to hot yaoi sex?
Andrew is the kind guy that played Fallout 1 and acted like it was the most impactful thing he ever experienced.
>>527135736A heterosexual relationship? Who willingly prefers man ass to cute girls?
>>527136356I find it odd that they didn't have a video game console of some sort. Even if it's the 90s. Even poorfags had a NES, Genesis, etc. They didn't even have an outdated ass Atari? Was gaming not a thing in Northern Europe in the 90s?
>>527136356Andrew the kind of nigga to watch dead poet society and think itโs a masterpiece
Like usually poors had the previous generation of console. Went to a friend's house during the times of Playstation and N64.... They were rocking the Genesis. Years later went back, had a gamecube and Xbox. They finally got their hands on a Dreamcast and Playstation.
>>527132587 (OP)>lack of thighs and ass is off puttingImagine being a nigger on /vg/
>>527136593Renee wouldn't let them. As children, she'd say it costs too much to buy video games. And then when Andrew and Ashley became adults, she'd doubly refuse to allow any video games under their roof because they should be focusing on moving out of home.
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>>527135736wow fucking an occasionally squelching lip of a balloon or fucking a tight hole lined with muscles that are designed to grip your cock
I wonder what feels better
>>527137585You'd think just buying one so Andrew could better distract Leyley would have been a good enough excuse, I guess not. Though desu I could see Andrew also getting annoyed with it, considering Renee never did jack shit to make sure she was actually doing stuff that mattered like home work.
>>527136803imagine imagineposting in the current year
>>527138272It's THE CURRENT YEAR, anon.
>>527138315imagine imagining imagineposting in 2kcurrentyear
>>527138520Imagine if they get arrested. But due to some mishap, they both get sent to the same mental health institution. Then they gotta use demon shit to escape.
>>527138520Andrew? Would not have a good time in prison as he is a youthful pretty boy, the whole cell block would be gunning for them cheeks. 300 pound Bubba is not going to be easy to smack around like Ashley.
Ashley? Will be running the female prison, she is the kind of insanely violent bitch that gets in charge among women convicts. Will probably have to do a lot of biting though which she was already handling as Leyley.
This is assuming a shithole prison system in fitting with the setting and not realistic hotel-standard Finland prisons where life is very nice actually.
>>527138798She couldn't even get a drink without getting bullied by the bitch brigade
>>527139863That was Teenshley, almost a different person compared to modern Ashley. She's someone who can just stab her own mother in the heart, butcher her, and eat her flesh. That's Dahmer level insanity and all the other inmates would be scared of her.
>>527080338The game is a very loose sequel to the book. It's pretty much a Final Fantasy game in practice
>Andrew has enough pull with H.R. to basically guarantee Ashley a part-time job
>he knows she's struggling to find a job
>doesn't even consider pulling any strings for her until she's about to give handjobs for a living
He didn't want her working, did he?
>>527141182He wants her docile and pretty
>>527141182Funny how he probably feels like Ashley infantilizes him... When he's guilty of it, arguably even moreso. And with worse consequences. At least he acknowledges in Cliffhanger he kind of fucked her up.
"WAAAAH SHE WON'T STOP CALLING ME A PET NAME". My brother in Christ, you literally stunted the development of a grown woman... Because you're a giant PUSSY.
>>527142150on her knees and right where she belongs?
>>527142150But she's no pretty lady...
>>527142287She pointed it out when he bought her those stuffed bunnies after telling her to grow up. Granted, that's the kind of gift that even adult women find cute.
>>527142414Not his fault she doesn't understand how to be normal
>>527142414Play the game. It's not about the name itself, it's about the fact that Ashley's word means nothing. She cannot keep her word. Ever.
>stunted developmentHow stunted? When I was 9 year old my best friend kept the fact that I was stealing money from mom's purse a secret.
The existence of BiaB is proof that Ashley is unquestionably the worse sibling and the main cause of issues in their relationship, Andrew would never do anything as awful as selling Ashley's soul to a demon because of some bullshit insecurity.
>>527142789>Andrew would never do anything as awful as selling Ashley's soul to a demon because of some bullshit insecurityYeah, he'd just kill her instead.
>>527142852Not nearly as bad as life long suffering.
>>527142663>Play the game.Post your playtime, faggot.
>>527142892Andrew can just rape her whenever he pleases
>>527143126But he doesn't, further proof that he's better than Ashley, he has impulse control even at his worse.
>>527143126Episode 4 spoilers.
I haven't played this and I'm not going to because I don't like incest, but Andrew's the cutest character in the world.
>>527142892Andrew is only suffering because he isn't in control. He doesn't actually give a shit about being Andy
>>527142663He has no right to expect her to behave considering he's the reason she can't in the first place.
Hey Andrew, you discovered that your darling little sister has no qualms about indulging some twisted proclivities of yours. Knowing this information, you proceed to wet dream, and she decides to come on to you. Your options are:
1.Turn her down in a polite manner and explain why eloping isn't an option at the moment, or if you actually care about being normal (we know this is false) never.
2. A more risky option: eloping (not fully) in that moment, take it slow, plan accordingly and smartly
3. Run like a bitch, hurt the only person you care about's feelings, and pretend it didn't happen. Even if you know it'll eat you alive inside.
Guess which one he went with.
Would Andrew still love Ashley if he found her like this?
Couldn't even get 3 hours in before the thread turned to shit.
>>527144479>people are talking about the game>"Couldn't even get 3 hours in before the thread turned to shit."I'm sorry, would you have preferred eceleb flamewars?
>>527143794>He has no right to expect her to behaveexactly
he wants her to hang around and let him feel her up and flirt with him but doesnt want to commit or even allude to any prospect of a real relationship
Any other woman would freak out like Ashley does but unlike other women she actually keeps trying to make it work
>>527143193>he has impulse control even at his worstAshley accepts being beaten every day
>>527144005Kill yourself for posting this.
>>527144479>>527145225What did Baloonley do to deserve this hate? :(((
>>527142905>only 165 hours>last played two weeks agofake fan
I Play Coffin On Repeat should be an album
>>527146153Debut album from Niggas Unknown
>>527146153Sounds like a Viper album.
>>527146331>Niggas Unknown
It's insane how incredibly hot can Nemlei make a character on a CG just with pose, expression and minor details.
>>527147504>Andrew said no to this
>>527147691Yeah Andrew likes cock and has canonically eaten semen
>>527147741>Canonically eaten semenKek I just remembered that
>>527147691Andy did, and Ashley killed him.
We have to suffer through Decay where Leyley represses Ashley and copes Andy is still there somewhere with all it's cringe drama with Andrew being selectively unobservant for the sake of the drama to happen, because Ashley is on easymode in Burial towards getting that much wanted Andrew meat.
>>527147640I bet Julia wasn't crying just because god was watching.
I really don't think these goobers are ready to become parents. Ever.
>>527148889>doesn't trust the plan Sad!
>>527148717>much wanted Andrew meatShe doesnt want it yet
How is Andrew going to romance her until she's horny enough to ask for it?
>>527143794>He has no right to expect her to behaveThen she had no right to stop him from abandoning her back in room 302 and creating a kill-me-if-you-want-to-leave situation. This could've been their breakup.
>he's the reason she can't in the first placeSo now he's the reason? Not Renee? At some point we all gotta take responsibility for our actions, I'd say 18 is old enough for that. Ashley is 20.
>>527149726She cant behave when it comes to Andrew bc his wishy washy bullshit is driving her insane
She does fine interacting with ??? on her own
The fact we have a person seriously claiming Ashley is blameless itt is hilarious
>>527149905>his wishy washy bullshit is driving her insaneI don't get why people still don't understand that ANDREW IS MANIPULATING ASHLEY
>>527150537Shut up Andrew
Andrew did nothing wrong, Ashley did everything wrong and she deserves to be abandoned
>>527149710"Ashley" wants it. "Leyley" can't comprehend human interaction.
>>527151406He would break down and come back ten minutes later.
>>527150537Ashley did nothing wrong, she is quite literally incapable of wrongdoing.
>>527151406Fake news! He was just out to get her some gifts.
>>527150605intentionally or unintentionally?
cause his inner monologue doesnt seem to indicate that
>>527151473I still wanna see Burial Andrew trying to get into her pants
>>527151870Now draw her enjoying the treats.
>>527151473THAT LITTLE SHIT
Ashley is one of the few women in the world who likes The Godfather because she has been watching it every year ever since she was 4.
>>527152637do godsisters exist?
>>527152818No, only goddess-sisters.
>>527150605Because he isn't and you're just being a hysterical/cynical woman with a broken caps lock key. You literally play as Andrew and see the exact moments when he wants to manipulate someone (e.g. the phone call, trying to trick little Leyley into wearing her shoes, trying to wave away Ashley's voicemails as if they're no cause for concern...etc). At no point he was manipulating Teenley for example.
>>527152989A friend recently made a face after I said my sister is my queen and goddess. Is it that weird to love your sister that much?
>>527153213>Is it that weird to love your sister that much?Weird as in unusual, yes. However, it's the morally correct position.
>>527141182Because they were on bad speaking terms and Ashley told him to fuck off whenever he asked about her business like when she dropped out of highschool. Too much seething over the hussie living rent free in her head while giving Andrew head
>>527144005Ashley... lay off the human meat
>>527152637How much tolerance would Ashley have against old films? My sister seems incapable of watching something that was made before the 2000s
>>527153213No, people platonically simp for women like their oshis or their grandma all the time.
>>527154396The game says Pink Ghost will watch anything. She is basically an iPad kid.
>>527154396>My sister seems incapable of watching something that was made before the 2000swtf how old is she? I'm a 2000 baby and I always thought 80's movies were the fucking coolest
>>527154623Haha, yeah.. Platonically...
>>527154623>Oshis>platonicIt's pure distilled parasocial cope.
That kind of emotional attachment doesn't come from "platonic" feelings.
Just being self aware of there be no way the celebrity can love you back is not platonic still.
Entire industries are built on this level of obsessive attachment, on the West it's just not the norm to condition the consumers into deeper and deeper levels of delusion, unlike the Asians.
>>52715479518 and she doesn't like movies in general. While I'm more of a film geek
Ah yes.
My favorite Mita: Ashley Graves. X,D
(It's on Aliexpress for cheap)
>>527138798Andrew and Ashley get caught years later but their Northern Euro country is now one of the nicest places in the world so they are given a hotel-like room *together* that is called "prison" in NotFinland. This is what the goodโข and canonโข route will be if you don't get the ring and all the hearts and stars.
>>527155273Didn't she ever watch Star Wars?
I wonder if the Lemon Muffins scene will have meaning, as it might've been her 10th birthday, anniversary.
She's 20 now, and they only recently reconciled, which probably means her 20th birthday she had when her and Andrew were estranged, so she probably even more miserable than usual. Maybe it's when she got herself a choker?
>>527155625Star Wars is nearly 50 years old.
>>527155971But everyone watches Star Wars!
>>527156162Fewer women than you'd presume, fewer than in decades passed at any rate.
>>527156520That's fine, because coffin is late 90s/early 20s, so SW would've been relatively new a tthe time.
>>527156520I got the impression that Star Wars was more popular with women than ever. Every basic white woman loves Star Wars memes
>>527156551Yeah that fits, SW was undergoing a resurgence in that era with games, comics, books and then the prequels.
>>527156572I've heard more women say "I've never seen Star Wars" in the past couple years than I ever did growing up, everyone had seen Star Wars 25+ years ago. Of course my sample size is limited and results may vary.
Dread it,
run from it,
Anders still arrives.
>>527153786>Because they were on bad speaking termsThey were talking about employment though and Andrew was giving her decent advice about how jobs are about who you know and a number's game.
ITT: /calg/ develops the best Coffin adaption possible
>Disney presents The Coffin of Andy and Laquisha
>starring Timothee Chalamet as Andrew and Rachel Zegler as Laquisha (NBR, relationship is totally platonic)
>set in contemporary L.A.
>Julia is played by Ana Taylor-Joy and is Andrew's primary love interest
>everyone they kill, mislead, harm and maim are bad, actually
>demons are actually good, won't do business with bad people (highly opinionated take on what is "bad"; insert writer's hated groups here)
>Renรฉe and Douglas are filthy rich and very bad, unlike our good heroes
>colour scheme is vibrant and varied, music is all licenced pop from the last year or so
>Laquisha does a zoomer tiktok dance for marketing reasons
Any thoughts to add?
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>That suitcase with a bunch of money and some white powder bags. Did you guys drop it?
This was actually brilliant and very funny. Watching movies paid off for Ashley.
>>527159487It would've worked on me, smart move.
>>527159487>So...What do you do for a living?Pic related definitely gives off "murders and executions"
>>527155625>Star WarsI tried but she didn't really find it engaging enough to go on. I'm something of a Star Wars nerd myself but frankly, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else so I didn't bother after hearing that
From the films we've seen together, the one she liked the most was Rango
>>527158194I hope TCOAAL never gets mainstream
>>527160704It's ok as long as she enjoys American Psycho and Drive
>>527160351I think she enjoys fucking with people they're already going to make die lol. She really acts like this is all a show.
>>527160351>Optometry? Wow, that's so cool!
>>527160857I don't get American Psycho.
>>527161980It's a movie made by a woman, so imagine a bunch of Wall street yuppies, except they all act like an average teenage girl clique.
>>527160704I miss winter...
>>527162472I miss my sister
>>527162472Come to the southern hemisphere, for winter has come.
>>527162598I miss her too, anon
>>527163929But what of good Brolonius?
>>527163929Renee of the Julii, I call for justice
Zoomer/nigger song but felt coffincore
https://youtu.be/T52_DuNOwBI?feature=shared
What is it with incestuous siblings and suicide pact by jumping off the balcony?
>>527170010Once you're willing to transgress one boundary to be together forever, what's another?
Right after they died, ??? just put Ashley's soul back to work for him as per their contract.
Andrew's idk, wandering the garden maybe.
How romantic!
>>527167492Okay I'm watching this show
>>527170868You're in for a good time, anon.
Good bread, this
>>527170335>>527170343it also happened IRL, which is even weirder.
>>527170010Because Andrew is right about double suicide being romantic
>>527170335>Coffin, Omori and Deltarune have one thing in common with a story element of a childhood tragedy where the protagonists were involved with killing someone when they were a kid with the difference being the radically different ways they deal with it and how it affects them.
>>527170868You won't be disappointed. One of my top shows. Shame that HBO cancelled it
>>527170010To be unusually close with your sibling is to have lots of unresolved trauma and mental issues.
>>527172048I will never forgive them for axing Rome in favor of fucking GoT garbage.
We could've had 5+ seasons following the early years of the Empire, even skipping ahead by a generation or two every other season and following new characters or the descendents of the S1-S2 cast.
Instead we got dragons and ice zombies or some shit.
>>527172289The Roman Empire is boring. The Kingdom and Republic are way cooler
>>527172103Have you considered that sisters are just cute?
>>527172423kingdom is a hipster meme
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>527172103Have you considered that sisters are just ugly?
>>527172289Nigger time is linear, that show ended like half a decade before season 1 of GoT. If anything Rome was axed for some bullshit like Flight of the Conchords.
>>527172423Interesting periods too, but we could've had the Year of Five Emperors as a whole season full of political intrigue and infighting. A prequel season would be sweet too, I'd love to watch the rise and eventual deaths of the Gracchi brothers as a drawn out political drama.
>>527172289With the way GoT ended and the amount of disdain people had for it, they probably should have just stayed with Rome
>>527172670They aren't and if they are you probably won't appreciate their cuteness except in hindsight when you're an adult reminiscing.
>>527172906Most sisters are cute until their teens.
Today, I will remind them
>>527174041Many streamers fuck up this puzzle because they're Andys and don't want to hurt the thing that represents Leyley.
>>527174041I want Andrew to enter Ashley
>>527175614thats his sister you sick fuck
We do not tolerate anti-sisterian blackpillers around here
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>>527176039Y-Yeah, that's messed up.
>>527175614Play Shots and Such. He enters her many times.
>>527176039Andrew and Ashley are siblings?!
>>527176542Yeah, I've done that, but I want to see him enter her in every route.
>>527176039Y-yeah! Gross!
>>527176546I didnt find out until 20 hours in it made me sick
"isn't language supposed to be your 40" is a dumber statement than "did you know trees are made out of wood"
>>527177726Maybe she read it somewhere but never heard it out loud
>>527177726Oh yeah?? Well, maybe Ashley doesn't speak baguette!!
>>527177984thats exactly what happened
but what was she reading?
>>527177726maybe but its actually funny
unlike Julia
>>527177984if she knew how to spell 40 and forte she'd know forte is pronounced differently
>>527177726Ashley not being good with grammar and vocabulary doesn't mean she can't convey her thoughts nor can't she banter given how she flipped him being a smartass about it immediately afterwards.
Andy and Leyley and the Pillow Forte!
>>527177726Julia finished HS and Ashley is a neet dropout
>>527178614Julia is VERY funny!
>>527179130who gets the cute boy in the end, anong?
>>527179379yelling God is watching while getting fucked is indeed funny
>>527179379funny LOOKING
scar covered, freckle faced, pale ass motherfucker
>>527179379Gurls don't have to be funny anon. In fact they should leave that to men most of the time unless they're cutely bantering with their brothers in a smartass way; like Ashley does.
>>527179427THE SISTER โข
>>527179808She is NOT scar-covered! And her freckles are cute!
>>527179427Julia almost immediately gets a new boyfriend lmao, almost like she already had someone lined up
Meanwhile Trashley is stuck in a mutually abusive relationship with her dropout brother because she can only get guys like Douchebag who think she'd be easy access otherwise
>>527181152Julia's new boytoy doesnt get any pussy and has to hear about Andrew all day
>>527181612>twins holding on to both Audrey's armsShe better hope incest isnt genetic
Sibling BONDing experience
>>527181152>almost immediatelyIt's been months
>>527182132We all know the Graves keep it in the family. Though I think the maker of this AU only made one of them a potential love interest of her, idk I never read it. If so, based.
Love is love only when it's between close in age opposite sex siblings, maybe cousins too if they play nice.
>>527182465Bit too magical realmy tbqh.
Love is love only when it's between me and myself
>>527182958This made me realize that sex with Ashley would be cringe if she's not desperate like in SnS.
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>>527181152>even douchebag doesn't think ashley is hotyikes
Why do /calg/ keeps collectively forgetting [Douchebag] is a loser?
https://litter.catbox.moe/iiiipoeomrq2y69e.mp4
Ashley would be better if, instead of being a 20 year old Finnish brocon NEET dropout who deals with demons, she was a 10 year old Japanese schoolgirl who accidentally broke a magic seal which released a bunch of magic cards into the world that she then has to capture before they cause too much chaos and whose name was Kinomoto Sakura.
>>527183731>[Douchebag] is a loserHe had no problems getting Ashley to say yes to a date, her flaking out and ghosting is basic white girl shit.
>>527183568He's clearly butthurt he got stood up
>>527184116Peer pressure got Ashley to say yes, not the skinny theatre kid with apparently no sense of fashion but instead one of grandiosity and an attitude.
>>527184016Andrew would bitch and moan but love every second of this
Hed get her back later that night
>>527184528This. He only asked her out because he thought she was some easy tramp, implying that he doesn't have the balls to ask a popular or normie girl.
>>527185282Chroo
t. Sister butler
>>527132587 (OP)GOD DAMN IT! I NEED MORE COFFIN CONTENT!
WTF IS THIS SHIT
>>527185419He didn't even have the balls to respond to Andrew asking him if he's looking for a fight lol, especially if he was the one that popularized the rumors because he says "I didn't even start it! I heard it from the girls in her class!". It's ridiculous when anons here insist he could beat Andrew or something like he is the fucking terminator, while he is shown to be cowardly and most people don't survive OUR HEROESโข.
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>>527186126>It's ridiculous when anons here insist he could beat Andrewandrew didn't do shit even though he insulted him and his sister twice
>>527186356Elite. Noble. Glorious. Supreme. Classy. Elegant. Brilliant. Long live THE GRAVES EMPIRE!!
Post A&A with nice dresses and suits art RIGHT NAO
>>527186673Only a nigger would throw down over every little insult, in high school no less. A low stakes environment.
>>527186126>>527186673Not really up for debate, Nemlei herself has said that Andrew is weak as fuck (and weaker compared to most boys.) This gets reinforced in how easily he gets taken out by the Police Officers
>>527186876ok, andy sissy
>>527186965of course with your logic you think most of us can beat a cop.
>>527186673That's true, but I mean mostly when anons say he would get beat up by [Douchebag] of all people if he tried to intervene in Ashley's date with him. At the door, he was already being accused of sisterfuckery (so he wouldn't want to endorse it) and [Douchebag] hadn't done much yet, especially considering they were probably known as those weird siblings already and it's a normal occurence for people to say things like that about them.
>>527186876This is like Renee saying studying for his test doesn't matter to elementary school Andrew. He doesn't have to literally fight Douchebag but taking shit is never a good move.
>>527186965>>527187448Yeah, Andrew isn't exactly a tough guy but Douchebag doesn't look any better and he instantly backs down when Andrew does call him out. If he'd told him to fuck off in
>>527186673 I bet he would have backed down then too.
>>527186965[Douchebag] is still a loser with a douchy hat who couldn't rizz up fr fr the popular hussies and floozies so he went for the weird girl instead, who also stood him up. Andrew is a violent son of a bitch who committed his first murder when he was a child and has the rage of a jealous older brother (unmatched) + is the main character. [Douchebag] never stood a chance.
>>527187448he was so scared of douchebag he didn't even dare to pick up his notes in that classroom. he called ashley easy and makes fun of him for being close with his sister. what's little andy gonna do
>>527187757Nooooo you're wrong Douchebag would beat him, my cuck fantasy nooooo!!
This is what I hear whenever anons pull this shit.
>>527186673Counterpoint: when Andrew confronted him, Douchebag complied with him, so Douchebag is probably an even bigger sissy.
Douchbag seems like the type to come from a broken home, Andrew should've just asked how often his dad beats his mom to antagonize him
>>527187757>taking shit is never a good moveIt's literally always a good move. What are you gonna accomplish if you get out of your car in traffic and confront the asshole who's screaming at you?
>>527187987Nice try. Go with the Surgeon one next time.
Shit we are in these hours
Our GLORIOUS king DOUCHEBAG, here to end the Graves Empire! Look at how SCARY he looks!!
>>527187757The segment of the game where you evade Ashley's gaze makes it pretty clear that Andrew's method worked too, given that people start telling Douchebag to shut up
>>527187987He wasn't scared of douchebag, you cuckqueen, he didn't feel enough of a desire to confront him because he ultimately agreed with Douchebag.
When the rumors began, we've seen that Andrew had 0 problems confronting Douchebag when his shit talking elevator from just that to malicious rumors, and he even implied he's gonna fight him(Are we gonna have a problem or what?), and it's Douchebag who backs down and tells him everything.
>>527188224he could have picked up his notes without talking to douchebag. just saying
You know what? Fuck it. Coffin characters ranked by physical prowess (Not including demons)
1. Cops (Easily body Andrew and Ashley)
2. Hitman (Easily 1 v 1's Andrew when he doesn't have the gun)
3. Andrew (Can kill people from behind well and can use weapons. Can kill women
4. Prime Surgeon (Psychopath, so probably alright, also knows anatomy)
5. Douglas (Is a man)
6. Douchebag (ehhh)
7. Ashley (Terrible shot but has some fury to her
8. Renee (Is older than Ashley but probably equal)
9. Julia (Terrible)
>>527188612Oh shit I never thought specifically of it being him until now. Now it's funny.
Let's talk about something else
>>527188746You lost, Mr. Washing Machine.
>>527188792>Douglas (Is a man)Canonically stronger than Andrew according to Ashley. She thinks Christmas lights would've held Andrew but not their dad, therefore by power scaling he's above his sissy son.
>>527188792>Julia (Terrible)someone hasnt played the Julia mod
>>527188207True, random assholes with no connection to you yelling at you is irrelevant. People you know and interact with on a regular basis, and who have influence on your life? See what happens if you just let that non-random asshole do whatever they want.
>>527189010He probably is above his sissy son but even if he wasn't, Ashley still wouldn't miss the chance to make fun of him lol
>>527188792Where's Grandpa Graves?
>>527188792Douglas mogs Andrew, Ashley says so.
This is NOT one piece, no powerscaling.
>>527189004let's say the hitman was douchebag. hitman kills andrew when they both have knives. andrew only wins when he has a gun
Yeeeewwww spin me right round beybey right round
You know what? Fuck it. Coffin characters ranked by anal elasticity (Not including demons)
1. Douglas
2. Hitman (hitmen aren't generally upper crust individuals, they'll do anything for a buck)
3. Julia (It's "not sex" so she's happier with it)
4. Douchebag (posturing tryhard, ergo a closeted bottom)
5. Andrew (summer camp)
6. Renee (the only times Douglas has penetrated her have been to give her children)
7. Cops
8. Ashley (cannot relax and enjoy sex with anyone but Andrew)
9. Surgeon (countless busy hours in the OR have made his anus physically incapable of unclenching anymore)
>>527189324Hitman was actually Friend B.
>>527189451Thanks for reminding me of the cock spinning you asshole.
The brother ALWAYS gets the girl. It never even began.
>>527132587 (OP)Who would win? Prime-Surgeon or Rage-amped Andrew? If Andrew got a rage amp from Surgeon threatening Ashley i think Andrew could take him.
Hate it when sisters get like this
>>527189878andrew can't even knock out his malnourished sister
>>527189878>Who wins? [Main Character] or [Side Character (barely)]You know who
Are there any hints whatsoever as to where ??? got the car?
>>527190139I gave it to him. Did you even play the game?
>>527190139Probably a tar soul that worked with him before his found Ashley, one that most likely died during an unsuccessful soul collecting mission
The thread was decent for a few hours but a few postings later it all went to shit.
>>527190283No, I don't have the money to play the game so I've been trying to piece together the plot from .mp3 downloads of Let's Plays that I can listen to as I wander the city looking for food
>>527190425>Probably [thing that isn't hinted at]You can just say no, sometimes the answer is that we just don't know
>>527190434Not really, we actually kinda achieved slow /calg/ hours and we've seen much worse. I can fix this thread in a couple posts right now, watch!
>>527190685Anon, are you just going to post porn? I don't know if that can save a thread twice
>>527189935how does he cope with this
What sort of wood do you think the plank is made out of? Also, what do you think the dimensions of it are?
https://x.com/Ash_asin_Ashley/status/1933237990127555029
>>527182958Is Andrew a boxers or briefs guy?
>>527190883How about hug time between siblings?
>>527191087It's a four foot long spruce 2x4.
>>527191447God, he WOULD be a briefsfag, wouldn't he
>>527191447>forgetting boxer briefsThere really are women ITT, unless you're just a retard
>>527189256He beats them all.
>>527191896Excuse me for not knowing all types of men's underwear
>>527189564Then who the fuck is THIS
>>527192298The game calls him Friend B(?), so it could actually be Douchebag, and Andrew just can't remember, Andrew isn't sure if this dude is actually Friend B.
>>527192112all three of them
>>527192403douchebag wouldn't give him 20 bucks
>>527192403>>527192298Where is friend a?
a secret villain?
>>527192495Maybe Douchebag has had a change of heart, found God, and is now trying to be a better man.
>>527192582Friend A spot was already taken
>>527192298Based on head shape and hair color, could he be related to the Surgeon?
>>527192582He moved to Estonia.
>>527192960Two miles away from CofFinland
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md5: 01b97a1d1b438c83f13463a7bda72a67
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>>527192708>found GodBased on the looks of his wife, he certainly found Yahweh.
>>527162472But is barely starting...
>>527178960You'd be surprised with how many people mispronounce stuff, specially burgers
>>527156572Liking memes =/= watching the thing
>>527191813Still living the boxer short dream, are you? You need to get some fucking ball support before your nuts start dragging
>>527182465where can i read?
>>527193581one youtuber (badlymanasshero) said it's the shopkeeper lmao
>>527193581Yahweh is the name of God in Christianity as well.
Conspicuously, the name is never mentioned in the Quran, despite it demonstrating knowledge of it. Most relevant is the Quran's retelling of God revealing himself to Moses, where God tells Moses that he has the "most beautiful of names", but then, conspicuously, the text omits any name at all. This points to some early Muslims fearing the name as well.
>>527195039Boxers keep your sperm count higher
Imagine cuddling Julia as she rests her body on top of yours. You feel the rising and falling of her chest as her breath softly touches your skin. You can smell her nice hair and see her pretty face. Sheโs so calm and totally at ease, you can tell she feels so safe in your arms
>>527196240>Julia>pretty faceCompletely lost me there
>>527196240shipping Julia with anon is comfy
but she still deserves to be bullies for messing with the OTP
>>527196428her face is as good as ashley's
>>527196240>"I wonder what my sister is doing, gosh I hope she's okay."Imagining.
>>527196871lol she has dirt on her face that won't come off.
>>527195039My pendulous scrotum is none of your concern, the point is airflow
>>527196940>"Goddamn, Ashley is so fucking hot when she does anything. Like fuck! Oh wait, what the fuck???"More imagining
>>527192403For what it's worth, the name "Friend B" is very deliberate. He doesn't bother remembering his name and he is not even remotely close to friend b. Friend b is just a background character in Andrews life, thus friend "b"
As for "Friend A" it's obviously Ashley. I mean think about it "A" comes before "B" and Ashley will always be his best friend his "option A" also her name starts with A too. Ashley was, is and always will be his closest friend
>>527196148What good is a full tank when youโre dragging across the floor?
>>527196979One man to another, Iโve gotta look out for you. Airflow can be helped by picking the right cloth. But nothing can save saggy balls
>>527197459Friend A did show up in episode 3 though.
>>527197459>his closest friendyou friendzone me and I'll kill you
>>527195897Does he get angry if you say his name?
>>527197459>Ashley was, is and always will be his closest friendI really wish they would get along
>>527197786That was Friend AA
>>527196428>>527196940Julia is CUTE and her freckles make her cuter!
I wonder if, in the ending where Andrew joins Lord Unknown and he loses his love for Ashley, the subtitles change and now she's referred to as "The Sister" instead of Ashley.
>>527197459Our man deserved better. But he's happy now, will never see Andrew again, and always thought of them as good friends, so maybe no harm no foul?
>>527199632It starts as Ashley but quickly becomes "dumb bitch" or something because he's got no patience for her anymore.
>>527199818Maybe in Cliffhanger, he meets them again, finds out they're married and he's like "cool", leaving Graves flabberghasted at least someone just accepts them.
Friend A is the one Andrew was playing Magic with
Friend A is the one Andrew was kissing and doing hands stuff with during his summer job
>>527200370That was Friend C(ards)
>>527200476That was Friend D(ick)
>>527200604How many fucking friends did Andrew have? What a whore.
>>527200732>How many fucking friends did Andrew have? Andrew has had sex with everyone in the world apart from his family
All of Andrew's friends cum in his coffee, tea, and food so he consumes proteins and becomes big and strong, they're worried he's all skinny.
>>527136803I mean, yes. Women should have a hourglass figure. If you're not attracted to thighs and ass chances are you're into men
>>527201115Shapely hips >>>>> big nigger ass
>>527136389>>527137965Ashley can be a male name too
>>527201205So you're making shit up to get mad at things now? No one said anything against that, you're the one that started seething out of nowhere
Forcing yourself to dislike female asses wont make you whiter, Juan. Despite whatever epic porn website infograph you saw on /pol/
>>527136389>Who willingly prefers man ass to cute girls?Andrew Douglas Graves
>>527188792>3. AndrewAndrew is only above Julia, Renee and Ashley in that list
>>527160837TCOAAL is already mainstream, anon
>>527201726Renee would whoop Ashley's ass
Renee DOES whoop Douglas's ass
Will Lord Unknown ever get a humanoid form?
>>527201973Back when he was still a human.
>>527201115The part that you're monkey brain attracts to initially is the hip to waist ratio, which is the hourglass you're talking about. And Ashley has some wide hipbones, though Nemlei is an inconsistent hack.
>>527201973Chapter 4 will reveal ??? to be a curvy brown floozy that tries to seduce Andrew
>>527203050Wouldn't they catch on fire if they enter a church?
>>527180245>Gurls don't have to be funny anonWrong
>>527202873Thanks for the leaks, Nemlei
Also looks like Nems has been trying to especially feminize her female characters with more and more curves ever since people said they thought the supposedly male characters in Jacking Off in a Castle were girls lol.
>>527203339>ever since people said they thought the supposedly male characters in Jacking Off in a Castle were girls lol.that was years ago, also by fujo design
>>527203101Gurls should laugh at their brother's jokes, not make jokes themselves!
>>527201541You are the one making things up now lol
I wasn't even the person you were replying to
>>527203575Girls are at their best when they are retarded (and thus funny)
>>527203647>no uYeah
>>527203724Retards have a terrible sense of humour. I would know. This thread is full of them.
>>527203503Tru I'm kidding, but Ashley's curves are quite hot. It's not only like horny hot, but like looking at the beauty of a marble statue of a goddess of beauty -hot. Or it's because they remind me of my IRL sister's hips I don't know...
>>527203724Stop being so angry all the time
>>527203575Funny women are extremely hit or miss. One of my female coworkers is decently funny and we banter a bit, but my brothers fiancรฉe is one of the least funny people Iโve ever met. But I think men generally find the women they love funny because youโre so infatuated by her
I summon drawfags to make this as Ashley and Andrew or Douglas and Renee
>>527203839The difference is that the retards here are autistic, that are seething 24/7 and fight for everything
>>527204061I might do it tomorrow, but what is the context?
>>527204259this would be more accurate if the characters were switched
>>527204351Have you played the game
>>527204316>but what is the context?There is none, it's just a Mort Kรผnstler piece
Another day, another retarded YouTuber take on coffin. Iโve yet to see any valid non surface level video critique of this game. Any time I see a vid where someone is talking shit, itโs obvious they didnโt play the game. Muh incest fetish muh it doesnโt add anything to the story. Like dude if you PLAYED the fucking game youโd see that it is integral to the plot. If you actually play the game and donโt get the story; you are either retarded or ignorant. Pearls before swine.
I know we don't like Undertale here but I simply can't repress my compulsion to draw autistic crossovers
https://youtu.be/OobVFldn6As
>>527204540Yes, Andrew fucks other girls while Ashley only gets horny for Andrew
>>527204565But why are you not only watching essayslop but also shilling it here and thus giving him more views?
>>527204712I cut out the channel name for that reason. Also I was mad and wanted to mald a bit lol
>>527204592In Burial, A&A will beat up a gaggle of cosplayers just for fun
>>527204351Ashley can't get horny
>>527203875Have you made any moves on your sister yet anon?
>>527204563I would Mort Juliaโs Kunstler
>>527205167A daring synthesis
>>527205234Thereโs also a Panzer Kunst joke in there somewhere, but Iโm phone posting and canโt access my Battle Angel Alita images to complete the reference
>>527205167*extremely loud buzzer noise*
>>527204563>tfw I keep reading this as "dead artler" and want to make a joke about giving a dead Julia a facial but can't figure out how to make the punchline work without everyone else having the same kind of autism as meWhat kind of last name even is Kรผnstler anyway
>>527205361Is it an incorrect buzzer, or are you generally bringing attention to my post?
>>527205506>Is it an incorrect buzzer*ding ding ding*
>>527205037Just leave me be...
>>527204563I'd get Julia's Kรผnstler soaked like a castle Mort
>>527204565>51 minutesYuck
im sick, the inside of my face hurts and i dont have a little sister and much less a cute hussy to take care of me
>>527205947You can always clone yourself?
>>527205904He spent half of that glazing elfen lied KEK
>>527206117That's the Jerkface, don't reply to him.
>>527204565Wow this vid sucks, I hope he quits and gets a real job.
>>527204592I wish normgroids would stop taking this game entirely as psychological horror. Up until I saw some parts of Episode 3 I was never horrified by anything in the game, and even those were because I am so invested in the story and have an autistic obsession for it. I don't see how they would horrify anybody if it wasn't that way, unless they're really scared of unrealistic 2D gore for some reason.
>>527205649Impregnate your sister
>>527206074I like Elfen lied... but why?
Isn't the video about games?
>>527207076to be honest it is a psychological horror
but normgroids are too dumb to truly understand and appreciate it and just think incest bad and never think about the little girl that suffocated to death or brutal patricide
what was you horrified by in episode 3
>>527207374I don't like the sense of depth in this render, redo it with an isometric projection
>>527205649Come on copedrew...why don't you tell your little sister how you feel? Tell her that she's all that you think about? Tell her how much you want to hold her through the night and run your fingers through her hair? Tell her how you want to experience the faint smell of her shampoo every time she moves slightly next to you in your bed.
>>527208610Ashleyโs faint smelly smell
I wish I had a sister, it'd be so nice to have some comfy casual sex with her instead of having to find a gf, UGH
>>527208610I'm honestly surprised Ashley didn't try slipping her own milk to Andrew at some point.
>>527209036>casual sexDie.
>>527207320Itโs about โeffectiveโ horror. He included coffin to show what he considers to be bad/ineffective horror. Also lots of muh incest muh fetish/glazing over literally everything else that the characters do
>>527209087Ashley doesn't have milk
>>527209087Women don't lactate on at will, virginon
>>527209510Well, during quarantine, yeah, but it is possible to induce it.
>>527207374It's so funny to me that somehow Coffin crosses the line with all the fucked up games like Corpse Party that exist in the horror RPG Maker genre. Coffin is the most tame in comparison
>>527209676Not without the right tools, at least.
>>527207374Yeah I am not very easily moved anyway.
>what was you horrified by in episode 3Cut up Ashley in the first vision, sweltering summer of 2000, Andrew beating Ashley was the worst, and honestly the massage parlour job too lol. I was so happy to see them reconcile after that.
>>527207138I respect my sister too much, and I never want to lose her. We have always been close and somewhat fucked up with our upbringing and she has always been the most beautiful woman I have ever seen and I had a crush on her when I was like 6-7. She spends most of her time with me when she's not at work she's older and I post here only while she's working lol. At the same time despite her beauty, she always rejects anyone who approaches her and told me she never had a boyfriend and that she is a virgin a couple of times. That and some other things she usually does with me that I don't want to reveal here makes me think "is she...?" but I immadiately feel like a piece of shit for thinking that way (which I should, because I am). But in truth, I want nothing else but her in life. I'm so goddamn desperate. Sorry for the yapping, I just wanted to get it off my chest.
>>527208610Don't...
>>527175470I wanna lick her legs
>>527209256I won't watch the video because anything that would classify Coffin as "ineffective" horror is a clown. The horror comes from the sense of dread it instills in you, I have yet to see a piece of media that inflicted the kind of terror in me the way the SnS beating scene did, especially with the way it lets the tension build until the "explosion" which is disturbing in its own right with how calm and introspective it is. At the end of the day it's just some random youtube personality, so it's not like I'd expect good critical analysis, but I would bet good money that he doesn't give Coffin a fair shake because of its "icky" subject matter; "it *must* be bad horror because incest is gross and dumb and it's all fetish shit!"
As always, finding data to suit a conclusion.
>>527209087Breastmilk is actually made from blood. Women don't just store it in their tits like camels
>>527209873Coffin only touch a nerve because it presents incest in a romantic fashion with protagonist that come across as real people. Of course they won't care if it were only senseless suffering.
>>527210484>Coffin only touch a nerve because it presents incest in a romantic fashion with protagonist that come across as real peopleBut Game of Thones is the biggest TV show of all time
>>527210584Game Of Thrones is shit and every character is absurdly treacherous. Of course this slop gets the pass
>>527210584It's ok when big corporate pedos do it
>>527210687>Game Of Thrones is shitpost season 6 yes
>every character is absurdly treacherousnot really
>>527210584Game of Thrones didn't make any of the incest romantic though, it was always viewed as something disgusting. The Borgias on the other hand made it romantic
>>527210136No, he didn't like Coffin because he only played for Questionable Burial and drew conclusions about the story from what is a prelude to episode 3 and completely missed the point that the situation being played for a joke is intentional in showing them going insane.
He didn't bother with Sane, or even Decay.
He also wanted Ashley to be the main villain and a corruptor, and either didn't appreciate or even notice it's mutual abuse.
>>527210136Yeah dude the beating scene was really fucked up. I havenโt really experienced something so provocative in any recent media- maybe ever. Nemeli did a fantastic job with that scene. Like you said, the buildup was done really well too
>>527210904>ashley bad andrew dindu nuffin shitter is a retardwater is wet
i thought the beating scene was hot
>>527210584>But Game of Thones is the biggest TV show of all timeI've posted about this before, but there's a universe of difference between incest as presented in popular media versus incest presented in pornography versus incest presented in romance. Game of Thrones' characters aren't humanized enough for the incest to gross people out the same way, every character in that book/show is disgusting so it only stands to reason they'd do "disgusting" things like sleep with blood relatives. In pornography, the audience consuming it is there for a specific purpose, the number of people that are going to rent "I Banged my Sister in the Butthole 3: Revenge of the Booty" and be disturbed by the content contained therein is going to be extremely small. In Coffin, Andrew and Ashley are presented as deeply flawed human beings subjected to absurdly awful circumstances in a fuckawful world, the romance between them is one of the few things presented as a beacon of light in their otherwise terrible lives. That's the problem, it's presented as something beautiful, or at least disturbingly admirable, it's actual love (being reductive, obviously, it's a bit more complicated than that).
It's the same conundrum where audiences can't except anime titty games that don't show nipples but Baldur's Gate 3 gets a pass for softcore sex scenes and full-on nudity. The pornographic and explicit are exalted while things that are sensual and titillating are villified.
>>527210309Breast milk is made from periods....?
Hansel and Gretal mog Andrew and Ashley
>>527211439No, like. Regular blood. Cells in the breasts filter the blood and turn it into milk
>>527211590That's not Hansel and Gretel. That's just an anime.
>>527211842>Japan takes western thing and makes it betterMany such cases!
>>527211814Cells in the kidney filter the blood and turn it into piss.
>>527211908They're dickless, no future there.
They're also too incompetent to kill their enemies, Andrew and Ashley arre more succesful than these midgets.
>>527211908>japan takes western thing and bastardizes it beyond recognition so it's fucking retardedchecks out
>>527212089they just make it better most of the time actually
>>527212089You're not engaging with authentic content.
>>527211919Pee is stored in the balls
>>527212347I need it to be real. I need it to be his unfiltered dogshit opinion.
>>527209873I don't have a sister, so take my advice for what it is...with that being said, you definitely already have more of a relationship with your sister than most normies. Think about it, she already spends most of her time with you, she doesn't date, you almost make it sound like you two live together? Does she often times touch you, non-sexually of course Does she hug you a lot and vent her problems to you?
Honestly you two might as well already be dating. At the end of the day, I really don't think those sorts of feelings in and of themselves make you an awful person. I would strongly recommend against some stupid confession like others on this board have done but I would say to be honest with her regarding wanting to keep her close to you and telling her just how much she means to you, you can see where it goes from there? She might honestly feel the same way about you, especially if your upbringing was so bad.
>>527212561I know, anon. Maybe it is, but either way you give idiots like that exactly what they want, it's quite literally an unwinnable argument because the win condition is pissing you off and derailing the thread.
>>527212458The prostate and the seminal vesicles filter the blood and turns it into precum.
>>527213141The skin filters the blood and turns it into sweat.
>>527213665Coffin filters normies and turns them into raving lunatics.
>>527213764>Coffin filters normies and turns them into raving lunaticsNo, actually into sister-fucking raving lunatics
>>527212089>t. Westie seething
>>527214805Decay will end up in with one sibling dying to save the other or something similar. This line has to mean something
>>527214805This is just a red herring
>>527214805Nothing will happen
>>527212610I assume you meant me
>>527209965 Sorry, I just noticed.
I've seen our relationship is much closer than most contemporary people's sibling relationships, from anons here if not from anywhere else. She does vent all her problems to me and I'm probably her best friend (as she is to me) because she doesn't really have friends, we are very closed to anybody else beyond being nice and such. We still live in our much older sister's place for complicated reasons. She's much touchier than me and doesn't even really care if we see each other naked (we bathed together for a long time). It's just that there is no way for me to tell if it's me being a creep on my sister or if she is projecting her loneliness onto me, and I'm preying on that for my convenience. I've been accused of some disgusting stuff in the past so this always lingered with me. In the meanwhile, I'm all that she has and I'm afraid if I don't figure this out soon it could lead both of us down a darker path. I don't ever want to upset her, and I don't know which one would upset her. I hope destiny forces me to decide and it'll be the best for the both of us. I would die for her.
>>527214805theyll beat up the demons and that will count as repentance
https://youtu.be/ErDRcmM7PaY?t=106
>>527216801There doesn't even need to be any sort of repentance in a moral or metaphysical sense. One of the themes of SnS is the absence of catharsis. Andrew beating the shit out of Ashley isn't the emotional climax it's meant to be, it's calm and introspective, there's no moment of tears afterward, just weak conciliation, the sex unsatisfying and devoid of romance. "Your crimes unpaid for" is to further drive home the absolute lack of finality, there is no resolution.
>>527217560Said repentance is going to be catharsis, them rejecting the demons, undoing their damage symbolically, and letting go of their past by releasing the spirits of their parents.
>>527218185Their parents aren't getting release. They're either getting munched, escape on their own, or enslaved to guard demonshley's body.
>>527218443Cliffhanger will end in them undermining ??? and this will probably make them in charge of the souls he has, during SnS, when Andrew tried to escape, he almost released the souls.
They will probably do it for real in Cliffhanger, and it's going to be their way of letting go of their trauma.
>>527218575That wasn't intentional however. He didn't even want them following him. At best he'll "release" them because he doesn't want them to be his/their problem and bothering them on their way out.
>>527204565They can't honestly be dumb enough to make hours long analysis videos that miss blatant foreshadowing. This must be an elaborate effort to gatekeep
>>527218575WhAt iS tHE PoiNT oF BeTRaYiNG ???? It HaS dOnE NoTHiNg wRoNG.
>>527212347>>527212561>>527212762im not trying to ''derail the thread'' wtf
Japan usually makes things better, thats just a fact
>>527218963His one utility to Ashley was being useful to Andrew, he betrayed Ashley when he ditched her brother, he'll be lucky if Andrew decides his fate because Ashley will not be lenient with him.
>>527218963We love our fartcloud! Yes we do!
>>527218807It wasn't but it does feel like paralellshadowing to what will happen in better circumstances.
>>527218443no, hes right
Andrew and Ashley needs to get rid of their demons (that are representations of their insecurities)
>>527219342That doesn't really involve intentionally and specifically setting their parents free from one demon's captivity to be captured by another and eaten/destroyed. There's no real meaningful symbolism in that beyond extremely surface level "we fucked you over but here's a lolipop" kind of action.
>>527219651They're not getting captured by anyone else if a human doesn't bottle them and offers them to a demon, demons can't touch them unless they're offered.
If they're allowed to roam real between, they get an eternal vacation.
>>527219651>That doesn't really involve intentionally and specifically setting their parents free from one demon's captivity to be captured by another and eaten/destroyedIt will be just one of the consequences of dealing with their issues
It's all metaphorical. Like poetry
>>527218963It will run away from LU to avoid getting eaten, LU will leave, and they'll let the souls out. It will assume LU stole them. Siblings get away clear.
>>527219071I don't think Andrew will take it kindly that he even considered seperating him from his La Belovedโข just so his pathetic metaphorical metaphysical demon ass won't starve either. 3questionmarks is in for the Graves special (sacrificing him to Lord Unknown)
>>527219186Drunkanon... He can't be your mascot anymore, he is a bad guy...
>>527218963Shut up stupid fume ball, you're going down
>>527219778We only know demons cant de-soul humans(!) if not offered as part of some deal. We don't know anything about souls by themselves who seem to be easily made subservient and LU has no issue messing with Andrew in cliffhanger without a deal being made that would allow it so there is more going on than just a hardline "no".
>>527219809Shut the fuck up Lucas.
>>527220267HELL YEAAAAAH CURB STOMP ???
I love ??? hate hours.
>>527220393LU still managed to force his will on Andrew because he summoned him, ??? mentions that without a deal, demons can't really do much.
>>527220546>??? mentions that without a deal, demons can't really do muchand there was no deal, he just abducted Andrew
Demons might have powerscaling and ??? is just too weak to enact any of his own willpower without being explicitly allowed
>>527220682LU is able to do this because Andrew opened the door for him with that deal all the years ago, with first offering vegetables, and then agreeing to be friends, that's what gives LU ability to still fuck with him.
LU is just better at manipulating people into deals.
>>527220872That deal was concluded ages ago.
>>527216293I did mean you, my bad
As I said, you two are basically platonically dating. You truly do have a special relationship with her, I am envious of that. Maybe test the waters so to speak. I mean if she's really touchy with you, be touchy back? Maybe playfully tease her now and again, it's fine to make an off-handed comment about a relationship now and again to just see her reaction. After all it would be "just a joke." Based on those actions, if something happens, it was bound to anyway.
No matter what, you're not being a creep here since based on what you said, you're not initiating anything right now. Have you ever talked about living together at your own place instead of your older sisters? Makes me wonder if she'd go for that. You also have some leeway for plausible deniability. No matter what, you can't do nothing, that'll just cause a burning in your heart that will only get worse the more you ignore it.
Curiously, what's the "darker path?"
Also
>I've been accused of some disgusting stuff in the past so this always lingered with me. Are you legit Andrew?
>>527220947Not the deal to be friends, that one came with no restrictions because it was open-ended.
>>527221051That doesn't mean jack shit.
>>527221093Have you forgotten how ??? twisted Cutlist's desire to "get out" by stealing his soul?
It's kind of their thing, they find vague and opended agreements that give them sway over people, and Andrew opened the door for LU by agreeing to be friends.
Andrew and Ashley will become demon hunters. The star vision will be a teaser for TCOAAL 2
>>527221230"Friends" is not free reign to subtly mind control and abduct him. If it was more obvious "I'll do whatever you want" it would actually make total sense and condemn Andrew forever with no out. Implying "Friend" has the same effect is just absurdity.
"Get out" and Ashley's desperate SNS deal were both easily abused opportunities.
>>527220267>fanart still portaying LU as good and/or on Andrew's sidePainful death upon thee.
I WANT TO KISS JULIA RIGHT ON THE LIPS
>>527221641LU is the true hero of story. The fallen angel that will lead humanity back to heaven.
>>527221808Heaven is not a demon's stomach unless you're a degenerate
>>527221240Andrew and Ashley's children will be Lynn and Marrow, this means that Andrew will one die offscreen, and their eldest child will have killed Ashley.
>>527221641Not him but I wish that was the case though, there is something very cool about an ancient soul guiding a desperate human. When he said "Surprise me, little one." I cummed all over the place. I have always been a sucker for that kind of thing.
Which makes me think: since ??? was once human, when do you guys think he lived? 1700s? Earlier? Millenia ago? What did he do when he was alive? What was his name??
>>527221641LU has done nothing wrong. Heโs not an evil schemer like ???, heโs a good boy
>>527221908I don't think LU deal is to consume souls. I have the hunch that his intentions would lead to something catastrophic than that.
>>527221490Being "friends" can be construed as a variety of things, such as helping your friend out with his problems, even if he doesn't want to accept and you want to know what's bothering him.
Again, it was a deliberately open-ended agreement that can be used to the demon's ends.
>>527222147We said "he a goo boi" for ??? too. Something is not right, I'm worried...
>>527222214I think LU wants to create powerful demons that would inflict mass human deaths.
I believe he's also behind the proliferation of demon summoning books and the toxisoda conspiracy, since those are recent developments, and he was inadvertently released by Andy.
>>527222271I never said that. Ch2 makes it very clear that trusting ??? is a bad idea
>>527222147>immediately wanted access to Ashley once he found out she was a tar soul>got excited/mad when Andrew lied about still having access to Ashley>actively manipulating Andrew with jedi mind tricks and forcing him to do things against his will>"he's not an evil schemer like ???"
>>527222138There was an interesting theory that points out that LU may actually be a real fallen angel. It mostly draw attention to the halo in his design. There has to be more to him considering that he's the spirit that the cult of six eyes worship.
>>527222526Also, he clearly lets Andrew rant on about how he feels things with Ashley are hopeless and goes "oh, however i can help with that, teehee"
>>527221240Only Ashley, Andrew cannot handle demons and he's too non-athletic
Some of the Divilethion art is still really nice
>>527222526Andrew and Ashley could really only ever be affected by demons as much as they let them do so, really.
>>527222526>>527222603LU is a trustworthy kind spirit who only wants to see Andrewโs soul mature out of a sense of paternal affection
>>527223229ngl, Coffin has managed to create 2 characters I genuenly despise and hate, and it's Warden Dave, and LU, for being an invasive manipulative piece of shit.
>>527221641My lord would never, he loves me
>>527221240TCOAL 2 will play like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apeesjntk3o
>>527223229You need to snap out of it Andrew, before he throws you away in 40 years when you're no longer of use from old age and the gravity of the situation and what happened to you suddenly sets in.
>>527223517What's with the theming on this outfit for Julia anyway?
>>527184016Was this a coffin edit of CCS
>>527223685Babushka i believe
>>527221716>Anon seduces Julia away from AndrewCan it be done?
>Analyzing Evil: Ashley Graves
>>527223517Wrong, Coffin 2 will be a RTS in the style of Starcraft. You will have 3 races
>Graves>Demons>Everyone ElseThe Graves Family, ???, LU, the kid in the car and Julia will be the heroes.
>>527219514Cherish it, anon
>>527224225>seducegay as fuck
>away from Andrewprobably pretty easy
>>527223685Cute wife outfit for the cutest girl!
>>527224225Already happened in canon
>>527209965>she's olderIMPREGNATE HER! IMPREGNATE HER!!!!! HER EGGS DON'T HAVE MUCH LONGER!!!!!
>>527224387>seduction is gayMen canโt do anything romantic without being called gay
>>527224375>no porn of Ashley using the mop to get off yet>yet there's a bunch of porn of Andrew masturbatingDisappointing
>>527224568then stop being gay
>>527224568Being a man is the gayest thing, you're literally inside of a dude body as consciousness
>>527224334Id rather play Command & Coffin 3:Delphinium Wars
>>527224620there is
try checking r34
>>527224334>The Graves Family, the kid in the car and Julia will be the heroesMy heroes
>???, LUFoul demons gtfo
>>527224867Total Ashley PAIN and SUFFERING.
i really can't see Something Kind as a male being
>>527224424Jane seduced her sister?
>>527224568Seduction is a woman word.
>>527219514>>527224375>>527224620did this scene confirm ashley is an undiagnosed autist?
>>527225072Lord is a male term.
>>527225081>>Anon seduces Julia away from AndrewJane is not Anon
>>527225092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1PVmANeyAg
>>527225081Play the game, it's revealed that since the quarantine, an in-the-wing shoulder to cry on managed to sweep in and steal Julia from Cuckdrew due to her volatile mental state after "losing" Andrew.
>>527225107mmm, that vertical squish, perfection.
>>527225162>While "lord" is traditionally used to refer to males, it is increasingly used as a more gender-neutral term, especially in contexts where it is not used in a hierarchical or power-oriented way. Historically, "lady" was the female equivalent, but even that term can sometimes be perceived as gendered.
>>527225240It's not even because she "lost" Andrew. She detached the leech that was him away from her and the new guy showed up for a will-they-won't-they relationship where both of them are too shy to do anything.
>>527225162Male terms are also gender neutral when the sex is unknown(heh).
>>527225107Is this real? How have I missed this the whole time? Fuck. I need to replay Coffin again
>>527225336Wikipedia may as well tell you that 2 + 2 = 5 and you will eat that up too
>>527225481It was the google AI actually not wikipedia
>>527225336>"lord" is traditionally used to refer to malesThanks for the confirmation, loser.
>>527225240>>527225391Until proven otherwise, I'll assume that new "guy" is Jane
>>527209873>that VNThe most unforgettable horror porn game I've ever played. No other game had a bunch of elementary schoolers gangbang a teenage girl against a wall. And the teenage girl loved it. No other game I've played had a 17 year old bishonen guy drink a 14 year old girl's piss and chase her down the hall to rape her, only to wind up getting anally raped by a 32 year old fat man. I still remember the scene where a 16-17 girl was hiding under a bed as her same age best friend was having sex with that same 32 year old fat guy on top. She heard every moan, bed shake and sound. In the wrong end she was discovered under the bed by her friend and made to join. A most terrifying scene was when an unwilling girl relives another girl's sex memories. The girl in the memory consented but the reliving girl didn't. It didn't matter that she was mentally screaming, her body in the memory did all the motions and actions as in history. It's like mind control rape except the victim was fully aware. Another scene the same girl and a friend were almost raped in a magic sex ritual, saved by the girl's older sister, and the backlash made the older sister want to rape her younger sister and friend.
The loli in this pic is freakishly lewd and once disguised herself as a teenage girl, fucked a boy until he nearly came, transformed back saying
>You thought you were having sex with a highschooler weren't you? I'm an elementary schooler all along!And leglocks that boy, forcing him to cum inside her unprotected, when he screams in fear upon learning this. This isn't even getting into the tentacles, the gay sex, the lesbian sex, the incest, the sequel's mother/daughter lesbian scene, etc. The first chapter alone contains lots of lesbian sex scenes with an unavoidable girl masturbating in the bathroom. Truly horror is intrinsically connected with sexuality.
>>527225676but its explicit it isnt
>>527224620>he hasn't read the mop doujins
>>527222138>there is something very cool about an ancient soul guiding a desperate humanI don't even really see it as guiding, think about how it must be for LU.
>be an "entity" that is likely already growing decently quickly or is already pretty damn big>get summoned by a literal child>for a bullshit non-deal>prod in his psyche>cannot find out jackshit>how is a child such a liar?>whatever>find the child, now grown up>inexplicably he has not become a tar soul and might even actually be lying and deflecting even more nowI'd be excited, personally.
>>527225742>be a horror game>feature gay sexWhat did they mean by this?
>>527225742>You thought you were having sex with a highschooler weren't you? I'm an elementary schooler all along!>And leglocks that boy, forcing him to cum inside her unprotected,Diamonds, every single time
>>527222138??? probably lived in the early 20th century, given how his domain has a shower and a bath tub.
>>527225742Stop spamming this fucking shit I see it on /vg/, I see it on /vr/, I see it at the fucking dentist. Why are you so proud of this middling review that you treat it as your fucking magnum opus which you need to disseminate like it's the fucking Bible? Fuck off.
>>527225841Imagine Lord Unknown seeing Andrew do the underhanded shit he's done, and STILL be a grime soul.
>Is this stubborn fucker serious? he's genuenly insane, this could be so fruitful if we work together.
>>527226151it's pasta, newfag
>>527226308I don't give a fuck about your fettuccine, get out of my general NOW
was lord unknown living on andrew's left eye all along
>>527226151Lmao my fuarking sides anon
>>527225883>see (nothing substantiate)your cuck fetish is never justified
>>527226212>and STILL be a grime soul.why would this be a good thing
Goodnight /calg/. I love Nemlei (as a fan) and I love (You) (as my wives)!
>>527226078Oh yeah the game says it's old fashion.
Where was ??? from?
>>527226639>your cuck fetish??????
>>527209873why does this game get all the hate and not the actual games that are even more detestable than 'implied incest'
>>527224521She is only slightly older than me anon, no rush.
>>527226796Female LU is only ever and explicitly brought up for one and only one reason
>>527224867 and it serves no other purpose for them to be gendered in any way.
>>527226821>implied incestThat's true. Decay won't have incest too for example.
>>527226685it shows Andrew is so insane he still is just a grime soul despite commiting so many murders and effectively having gone insane, it implies insane stubborness, a trait that can be made manifest for usefulness.
>>527226639Paranoia, paranoia, everybodyโs coming to get me!
>>527226942Not everyone is the same person. I don't give a shit about shipfaggotry.
All i said is that i don't see Something Kind as a male. And i jokingly posted Jahy as LU, not because of cuckoldry but because she's a hot devil
>>527209873On one hand, pointing out that Coffin is the tamest VN ever with examples is sure to be an effective strategy to shut down normalfaggots but on the other, Eroges need to be gatekept hard otherwise we're in for a erogenocide larger than the one we currently have(DLsite blocked in Europe)
>>527226740You sleep in the couch tonight
>>527227086>And i jokingly posted Jahy as LU, not because of cuckoldry but because she's a hot devilYou never posted them at all until now you fucking dolt. and she sucks
>>527227248Oh good bad posts I glazed over without thinking about them. Thanks for telling me how much you suck. Why would they even get a humanoid form?
>>527227397why do you always have something stuck up your ass man, jeez
>>527227397It doesn't even make sense because demons used to be people, humanoid from in of itself is silly because it just means who they were prior to ascension.
>>527227483Why do you make bad posts?
>>527227483>always?Just for you and your coomer ilk
>>527227115Eroge and other coomer slop should get genocided
>>527227573Based
>>527226758Given how the bath tub looks, I think he lived in the territory of russian empire, or eastern europe, and he didn't survive the events of that period.
Me thinks he was heartbroken, so he decided to ascend to demonhood to cope with his loss, which is why he no longer comprehends what love is, has a bathtub in his place, his domain is a garden, which implies he's from rural area.
>>527227115DLsite blocked in europe i didn't know that. the only thing i knew was that some labels were removed.
>>527227714He's also probably from pre-1900 at least because he doesn't recognize the rc car as a car.
>>527228223Cars are from the early 1800's...
>>527228370Eastern Euros and Russia were backwards and didn't start seeing them until the 1900s.
Working with demons apparently works for Chaos Magicians, so why this won't work for our heroes?
>>527226308Intentional shitposting is still shitposting, retard.
>>527228706its a very good post actually
>>527228495>Chaos Magicians
>>527228495Chaos magic is a fucking meme
>>527228495Honestly there is nothing wrong with the demons themselves, considering how the whole deal works. Is mostly the siblings own stupidity that lead to their demises than the supernatural could. This was clear when Ashley made that deal with the demon and she became his slave after Andrew lost his shit because of her; If the siblings stopped being retards and made up, they would have something to gain from all that.
>>527229008>Honestly there is nothing wrong with the demons themselvesPTG
>>527229008Demon hands typed this post
>>527229008The only thing they'd gain from continued working with the demons is an unsustainable dependency on a one-way transactional relationship that can turn sour on them with a poorly worded sentence.
>>527228965B-But Grant Morrison...
>>527229008Ashley has managed to keep a level head with the demon in Cliffhanger, and he still fucked her over by getting rid of Andrew.
>>527229314That's because Andrew is a fucking idiot
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>>527229314This was Andrew's fault. Ashley finally start to make sense, and all he can do is complain and make things worse by being erratic. His worries are justified, but he ended up being a retard against his own judgement by trying to take the lead, instead of understanding their situation and planning accordingly. Again, is their stupidity and lovers quarrels that is fucking them over.
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>>527229008>Honestly there is nothing wrong with the demons themselvesThank you Shlomo. It's a shame there are a few bigoted Sprites like pic related who oppose diversity in Coffinland.
>>527229754Diversity is an undesirable outcome for the Coffinish people, and in fact all people.
>>527229598That still shows that even if YOU are doing proper handling of a demon, there's always an off chance the demon will fuck someone you care about over, and ??? clearly has it out for Andrew and he wouldn't have fucked off without getting his way.
That said, their lovers quarrel certainly doesn't help and Andrew was too distracted to think properly, but this just shows how tenuous it is working wiht demons, because you literally never may let your guard down.
>>527229754Kill imps. Behead imps. Roundhouse kick a imps into the concrete. Slam dunk a imp baby into the trashcan. Break a imp dick in half. Launch imps into the sun. Stir fry imps in a wok. Toss imps into active volcanoes. Urinate into a imp gas tank. Judo throw imps into a wood chipper. Twist imp heads off. Report imps to INTERPOL. Karate chop imps in half. Curb stomp pregnant imps. Trap imps in quicksand. Crush imps in the trash compactor. Liquefy imps in a vat of acid. Dissect imps. Exterminate imps in the gas chamber. Stomp imps skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate imps in the oven. Lobotomize imps. Mandatory abortions for imps. Grind imps fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown imps in fried chicken grease. Vaporize imps with a ray gun. Kick old imps down the stairs. Feed imps to aligators. Slice imps with a katana.
>>527229598The demon is literally jumping at the fence and straining it's chain for any opportunity to fuck them over and LU is already manipulating Andrew's mind. You have to be a subhuman powermonger to think yourself above their trickery. There's an actual Warhammer Fantasy character for this exact story.
>the Graves are stupid for making deals which arenโt 100% totally perfect
>the demons bear no responsibility or agency
Shut up faggot
Total demon death
>>527223517I'd rather it play like Lisa the Pointless
>>527230189It's the same logic "they" use.
>>527230254Coincidentally, they also need to be exiled and contained for their good as much as the good of the world at large.
>>527230189>>the demons bear no responsibility or agencyNobody said that. But they can out them out if they stop fighting between themselves. Just as Solomon used the demons from the goetia to build the temple and then cast them away, is all about mastery.
Just cool it with the anti-Demonic remarks.
The demon is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, entity, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a demon and you will be astonished at how ??? recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I'vE BeEn FoUnD oUt."
>>527231169>I'vE BeEn FoUnD oUt.
I still say ??? not giving Ashley his name is gonna be an important loophole. That was technically their first deal.
>>>/g/105571098
Coffin sighted on /g/
>>527231518This was your doing, wasn't it?
>>527231518That thread is 1% tech support and 99% incest discussion kek
>>527231382I think this means thta in fact, ??? is Ashley's servant now, and he's looking for a way to get out of it.
in Burial, he puts a hex on Andrew when Ashley claims her brother's soul, and it wasn't done via a deal, so she probably can order him, but she hasn't realized she has power over him(and her impulses as Leyley).
>>527232054??? is for sure a lesser demon than Ashley.
>>527231518Good God, /g/ is a shithole
Every thread that isnโt /calg/ SUCKS
>>527232414/calg/g/ is alright...
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>>527226821It's hard to get offended after playing through something like the witch's house and it's ending I'm still pissed
>>527232215The fact that Demon Ashley now holds the souls of the parents speaks very dimly of ???'s prospects in that future.
>>527232768That's probably why in SNS he mentions that she will still serve him even if she ascends, because he backseats all the visions and saw her ability to do so near the beginning of the chapter in Andrew's vision.
>>527231382>>527232054i wonder if shes gonna order him to kill himself in the best ending
>>527233183Seeing as ??? is technically still alive, she may order him to wake up, which means returning to his body, which is now a skeleton.
He complies, and dies immediately.
>>527233183That scene would be ultimate reaction image
>>527233183How many times will Ashley tell people to kill themselves by the time the game's done?
>>527233870Enough times that every hussie and floozie has killed herself
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Guys, I think I found more potential foreshadowing.
During episode 1, before they ate the cultist, and things were really bad, with Ashley having spent several days being passed out, it looks like Andrew put her to rest on their parents bed.
As a demon, her severed torso was put to rest on this bed.
I think in episode 1, Andrew made peace with Ashley dying, and he put her to lay in bed to make her last days more comfortable, and it's why he decided to break down the doors, as he had no reason to hold back anymore, and he may have saved her by waking her up with the noise.
with Demon Ashley, it looks like a dark reprise of this gesture, except here, he lays her to rest forever, stuck as a demon, as he breaks off and leaves with the Lord Unknown.
Look! I'm a plushie Aaaaaandy
>>527234323>NSFW on a blue boardREEEEEEEEEE
>>527234303Go get some sleep anon...
>>527234303>I think in episode 1, Andrew made peace with Ashley dying, and he put her to lay in bed to make her last days more comfortable, and it's why he decided to break down the doors, as he had no reason to hold back anymore, and he may have saved her by waking her up with the noise.Take a chill pill man, what the hell are you talking about
>>527234323What the fuck!?
>>527234498Back in episode 1, they were slowly dying and Ashley collapses at multiple points, the 2nd time, she has spent days like that.
Considering Ashley hasn't woken up in a day or two, why else do you think Andrew would start breaking down the door?
>>527234132I will pronounce it "Renay".
I will pronounce it "Laylee".
I will pronounce it "Joe-tee-lane-en".
Translating this line to my native language made me cum all over the place. Many such cases.
>>527234720I'm partial to Judy-lanin'
>>527234303I wonder how many anons are developing psychosis after replaying this game to no end and "discover" stuff that not even Nemlei knows is there
>>527234636>Considering Ashley hasn't woken up in a day or twoThere is no allusion to this, not even a narration. What are you on about?
>>527234369It's pronounced Renรฉe you dumb cut! God, I fucking hate the fucking French so fucking much...
>>527234303I think your logic is sound and that makes sense
>>527234918Not him but the narrator says "a few hours (or maybe a few days, who knows!)", that's where he is getting it from.
>>527234918>and "discover" stuff that not even Nemlei knows is thereThe Kubo approach
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>>527234918The narrations show that right before they ate the cultist, things have gone so bad, Ashley has spent days passed out, and lost all sense of time, she woke up, passed out again, and Andrew placed her on their parents' bed.
Considering how he spoke later they should've died there, it shows he's made peace with it, and probably tried to make her final rest more comfortable.
>>527229598Andrew at best made the deal under duress and there's no way he can out of it when he knows as little as he does. It hasn't fucked Ashley over because it doesn't want to (yet,) it wants her to willingly cooperate with it's countersummoning grift. Ashley thinks it's her friend and that's a good situation to be in because she's a big dummy with no conscience.
How is it incest? They're family...
>>527234303>>527235178I think Andrew wouldve been more pleased to see her alive if he thought she was about to die
Also if she did pass out for several days she wouldve died of dehydration
>>527235717That's what I'm saying! How is it insects-, insense-- I mean, intense- I mean, insex-- I mean incepts- I mean
>>527235879You can survive a few days without water.
He's already made his peace with dying because of the variety of reasons, least of all, his refusal to sort out his shit, and again, in SnS he flat out says he'd rather they died during episode 1.
>>527235879Yeah I take that line as early Coffin narration. No thoughts put into it by Namurai.
>>527236005Dyslexley would be so cute.
>>527235717I unironically believe this
>>527235717>>527236173What does incest mean in this situation?
>>527236173Ashley is a subject matter expert when it comes to incest
When Andrew starts having a melty after he finally fucks her, she'll spin it so it's not actually incest due to the phase of the moon she was born under or some bullshit
>>527236375Dude, it by definition can't be incest because siblings are the closest family there is. They're super friends who forgive and forget and all their sex is inherently non-sexual and platonic.
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I dunno, incest is kinda weird
>>527234303I don't think he's laying her to rest forever and breaks off to leave with Lord Unknown. You forget the vision is BAD for the person viewing them. This is most likely showing that Andrew is at risk of going down a path where Ashley dies probably forced to kill her via coercive mind manipulation as part of LU's plan to ascend her beyond a Tar Soul and "solve" Andrew's problem in the most straightforward and careless way possible. Something Andrew will truly regret and break him. Not something that will make him serve LU.
And as per the ending of the vision she REALLY wants Andrew so there is a possibility that Ashley will be subservient to Lord Unknown with Andrew as blackmail so he can keep both of them at hand.
>>527236968Outcestfag get out!
>>527237350Itโs not normal! Andrew should be a normal boy who gets married to a nice floozy girl
I think one of the more fucked up and depressing things about the story is that the lives of the Graves are so godawful, Ashley would've been happy in prison(quarantine in ep1 was essentially that, except worse, and without food).
Had the system kept them together, both of the Graves would've been fine going to jail for their misdeeds, their lives are so terrible.
>>527237457We're gonna cannibalize you.
>>527237468I think theyd be happy doing anything as long as theyre together
>>527237312He did have ennough cognisance to leave her behind a "beloved" gravestone, and LU himself says he can use his powers to make him not feel things he doesn't want to, so I think that ending is just him losing his love for Ashley, so he helps her ascend as parting gift/LU's orders, and butchers her body afterwards, and then leaves.
It's obviously bad for Andrew, and it's not something he'd want of her, but it's something he may do, and Nemlei has a habit of doing ending where MCs get what they want, so I think he'd be genuenly blissful under LU.
>>527237457Based. It's a merciful act to give hussies a chance to live a life as an honest sister (NBR.)
>>527237901YWNBAS, NBRfags out.
>>527238058Actually based. Not fake based like
>>527237901
>>527237901Brothers should be nationalized and distributed to hussies!
>>527227541Define "people"...
>>527238804>Yule left her a single momShoulda never fucked an imp
>>527239156>anon assumes she's a single mom in that pic just because the kid is black
>>527239156Someone make a Tinder profile for Noelle as a single mother whose everything is her baby
>>527239802That's exactly what I implied, I just forgot to add Mudsharkelle or something at the end.
>>527241551Is that Jaden from Yu-Gi-Oh GX?
>>527238504Face the wall, commie.
>>527238804That's quite the ugly "child"
>>527238804Why is your kid black?
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>>527242212LU looks majestic
??? looks pathetic
ashley demon looks disgusting
>>527242520>disgustingAnd yet the hands characterize her perfectly desu
>>527242723It's a perfect characterization of Ashley, given how it's disgusting
>>527242520LU looks stupid.
>>527242935Yeah, but also the way that she's constantly either clinging to Andrew or pawing at him for attention. She's clingy, she's possessive, and the best solution to that (if one is to become a demon) is to have as many hands as possible so you never have to let go.
>>527243087YOU TAKE THAT BACK! HE'S ADORABLE!
>>527243134She also only has one eye because she only has one thing she cares about and to focus on (Andrew).
>>527243134>never have to let go.Is that's why she keeps her parents?
That's sad
>>527243134>>527242520We always assumed the shadow arms in this picture were from ??? or Lord Unknown...but what if they WEREN'T...?
>>527243437The eyes on the wall tho aint her.
>>527243498I'm thinking that is from Burial where they are staying with the Eyes cult, hence the marking on the wall. Ashley is also okay with him smoking now so they're on much more agreeable terms than in Decay.
>>527243087He goes hard I don't know what you're talking about
>>527243437This art might be from an ancient time when Nemloid hadn't yet set the demonology of the game straight.
>>527243656>he goes hardCounterpoint, my dick goes soft.
God I wish my kids aren't fuckin
>>527243605>I'm thinking that is from Burial where they are staying with the Eyes cultit must be the scene where he buys her toxysoda because she said it's disgusting so she'd never drink it again after that but that scene is close to pic related so it still makes no sense
>>527243656I think there is some basis for it. ??? would not degrade itself to serving them drinks like that. I believe Ashley will get more demonic power from eating people in Burial, she was absolutely right about it working for her due to being a Tar Soul. Andrew explicitly cuts that off for her in Decay and Shots and Such, he doesn't let her eat any more people so her power is stunted.
>>527244008>eat 3 (three) people>become extremely powerful demonX to doubt. There's more to it than that and you're purely speculating based off a weird metaphorical line Ashley spouts.
>>527243437Also worth noting that the magic symbol Andrew gets on his hand in Burial is Ashley's demon eyes, I think she explicitly got custody of his soul there.
How do you feel about the revelation that Andrew is actively disgusted by incest and would never sleep with a relative that wasn't Ashley?
>>527244237Doesn't andrew outright say in his research notes that demons are formed from souls cannibalizing other souls? And it seems like Tar Souls are just proto-demons. It seems to line up pretty good.
>>527244374What do you mean? I already knew it before episode 3
>>527244442Eating a soulless husk isn't going to boost a demon's power.
>>527244531I don't know, it was a very specific thing for Ashley to say. I don't think Nemlei would have her going off on some schizo rant about how eating people makes her feel more powerful for no reason.
>>527244595Ashley always felt powerless in her life and she says it right there that it makes her feel better for . You're not extracting demonic power from something that doesn't prrovide anything. Otherwise every time you'd eat any meat product you'd be empowering your potential demon form.
It's more likely that the depth of one's problems that turned them into a tar soul is what gives them their initial power level and souls are needed to sustain themselves enough to not completely vanish.
>go downstairs at 1am while shirtless
>sister is getting water from the fridge
>she is in her underwear
>does not cover up when I enter the room
She wants me, she wants me so fuckin' bad
>>527245006or Ashley may have even lashed out at LU/been given power by LU, we just don't know any context or circumstances
>>527245195family members not caring about nudity around you is normal. my mom and sister don't care about me seeing them naked
>>527244374This is a romance not a fetish story so it fits
>>527245509>sister don't care about me seeing them nakedyou should have an obvious visible boner next time and say nothing about it while talking to her in that state "normally"
>>527245526Incest is a fetish by default
>>527248245Maybe I should
>>527249037It's how brothers show their love! It's scientifically proven that you must rape your sister at least once a week, or else she will become very sad!
Andrew saying that Ashley was his was a super romantic scene no matter what you raging homosexuals say
>>527250626Episode 3 was peak romance kino.
>>527250689Splat would've been the most romantic ending possible if Ashley was into it
Even though I don't love the way Splat went, I love the IDEA of Splatting. A double suicide is so fucking romantic, especially when done this way. Hurtling towards the Earth in each others arms before hitting the ground with such a decisive and sickening splat that your guts and blood all mix together. It becomes impossible for the doctors or coroners to tell who's who, so they just throw the both of you into one coffin and bury you together. You'd be together until you both returned to dirt. Sometimes in porn you read people say stuff like "I don't know where I end and you begin", it's that but in a more literal sense. No one could easily figure out whose sternum matches the lung tissue, so they'd just chuck you both in the ground forever. Not even death could do you part.
I've been thinking about it a lot lately
>>527252173Shut up Andrew
>>527252173>I've been thinking about it a lot latelyyou should act on those thoughts
>>527253003I'm missing someone to Splat with
>>527253023grab a homeless person to do it with, it's not like they've got anything better to do
>>527252173People don't really splat when they hit the ground. Bones break and organs turn to mush, but the skin holds. Maybe you could jump into an industrial grinder with your beloved or something like that.
>>527252173calm the fuck down Andrew
>>527253124>>527253203You people are so stupid. There's no point in doing it with some random stranger and it doesn't matter if splatting is actually possible. What matters is that you TRY with someone you love. The whole point is attempting to totally merge with that one special other person.
>>527253405You can totally merge by having sex with the homeless person, then.
>>527253405Hire a young prostitute who doesn't have kids and try to bond with her while doomposting irl to gaslight her into double suicide. There's your suicifu
>>527253517If I wanted to spend a bunch of money to make a girl fall in love with me, I'd just get a real gf
ANDY WE'RE GOING TO GO OVER THE 24 HOUR MARK!
>>527253615Don't you have a sister?
>>527253768/calg/ shall die here. It's over.
>>527253863Yes, but we're not nearly as close as the Graves
>>527253906Have you considered enjoying yourself with her instead of hauling yourselves out the window?
>>527253960You can't do that. Not enough misery or scorn. People might think you're fucking your sister, hence you need to kill her.
>>527253960That's a... sinister way of phrasing it. Regardless, I don't ACTUALLY want to kill myself that much. I'm just saying that the idea is really nice. I get the romance behind it that Andrew was talking about.
And I don't want my sister to understand me, I don't want anyone to
>>527254126MAKE YOUR SISTER UNDERSTAND YOU THROUGH HUGS AND KISSES!! DON'T LET HER DOWN, SHE'LL BE SAD IF YOU DIE!
>>527254126>That's a... sinister way of phrasing itThat's LITERALLY what it is mate
>>527254147NEVER! THIS IS THE LAST /CALG/
>>527254190If she sees the real me, I won't be able to hide anymore
I need to be able to hide
>>527254318That's okay, you can share it with her.
>>527253906Have you considered having sex with her?
>>527254472Well the first step is to hug and cry. She's your own sister man.
>>527254147Imagine Princessley's fat tits slapping you as she bounces up and down on your dick. Imagine her burying her face in your chest as she moans out your name. Imagine kissing the top of her head and smelling her vanilla shampoo as you cum inside her. No wonder Andrew had to take an hour long shower.
>>527254628We are NOT psychoanalyzing me right now. But I don't let my brother see the real me and him and I'm way closer with him than I am with my sister
>>527254126I want to understand my sister but I'm afraid if I get to know her fully I won't like her
It has been that way with all the people I've known
>>527254816>I'm afraid if I get to know her fully I won't like herThat's too fucking real
>>527254772Calm down son it's just a drawing
>>527254816And you won't like a meaningless personless void that is somebody you haven't gotten to know. May as well get to know your own sister.
>>527254786We ARE. People usually don't become actual real friends with their family until they're adults, so the time starts now.
>>527255125>We AREWe are NOT because I have work tomorrow (today) and should have been in bed 30 minutes ago. Maybe some other day, Lord Unknown,
>>527255125Would it be weird if I say something like 'I thought we were close, we were friends but then I realized I don't really know you. I want to know you more but I have know idea how and I was afraid I would set the distance between us apart further just like what happened to all the friends I've had so far.'? I have no idea how should I broach this matter man
>>527255204LU doesn't actually care about psychoanalyzing Andrew. He just thinks he can offer a solution that will get what he (LU) wants and please Andrew (it won't).
>>527255539Depends how you say it. Would this be over text or in person?
>>527256101I'd like to speak this in person next time I go home but I don't want to sound like a weirdo
>>527256246It's best to say this while you're at the bar/pub with her imo
>>527256365Brother and sister walk into a bar...
>>527256365And if she asks "Why the bar?" you could say it'll be fun and you two don't really hang out much
>>527256662I don't that's feasible but thanks for the spirit anyway
>>527256851>I don't that's feasibleAre you teetotallers?
>>527256851>I don't that's feasibleHoly ESL.
>>527256891Something like that. I'll just look for an opening next time we meet. No biggie