>>532558665
I need some kind of hobby to fill my time. When I'm alone, I cannot keep my hands off my cock.
What are some /calg/ approved non-computer related activities?

>>532381252
Ming Dynasty pussy got me acting unwise

>>527910489
C-cutie... yeah

>>527612689
>You can say clever things with only the 100 most common words, just as much as you can utter complete idiocies with "technical" language.
Yeah. I tend to talk with pretty complex verbiage (people often tell me I'm well spoken unprompted), but whenever I interact with someone who speaks like me, I realize that I sound like a total faggot. I wish I could speak more colloquially, but when I try it's clear I'm trying too hard

>go downstairs at 1am while shirtless
>sister is getting water from the fridge
>she is in her underwear
>does not cover up when I enter the room
She wants me, she wants me so fuckin' bad