Thread 527553362

Delicious EATs edition
Previous thread: >>527498915

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC and PS5 where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is the origin of the setting and basic gameplay formula of HELLDIVERS 2. The major difference is that HELLDIVERS is a top-down shooter, its mechanics being based primarily on Arrowhead's first game Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
May 20 Heart of Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmXtgHs2ODg
Jun 12 Force of Law https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHuOJoeXdYA


>LATEST PATCHES
May 13 1.003.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516335345719051928
Jun 10 1.003.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516337874624317890
Jun 12 1.003.102 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/580514905803718665

OYASUMI

>>527553362 (OP)
>Delicious EATs edition
*raises a glass* HERE HERE!

>super earth is evil because they enslaved cyborgs
>We would never enslave people and turn them into machines, that's just evil
>Posted from his chinesium computer/phone

im stuck please help

Hello fellow divers, divegrass team manager here.
I want to let you know that today we are playing in /vg/ League 24 against /smtg/ (Shin Megami Tensei General) in about a hour or so.
You can watch it here: https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

Also, thanks for whoever reminded the general earlier today. lel

>>527544289
GGs

As solodiver. I don't have issues with turrets and friendly fire

>>527553737
>us vs apocalypse-tier atlus autists
yeh our team is so fucked it was nice knewing ye

>>527553362 (OP)
I hate swiggers. That is all.

>>527553737
are we winning?

https://arrowhead.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new

Reminder to send in a bug report to Arrowhead about extractions being broken.
Maybe if enough people bombard them with tickets about it somebody will finally notice.

TLDR
>enemies can't spawn while players are at extract because of the anti spawning bubble intersecting with the map border
>Arrowhead doesn't know about it because they don't play their own game
>Reddit doesn't care about it because enemies are scary and they feel like they deserve a break after clearing the map from a cuckchair emplacement

as terminally online /hdg/ shut-in. i dont have issues with weapons and the game

>recalling the gas dog does not reload it
Into the trash it goes.

>>527554131
kek theyve know about shocks also reducing enemy stun time since it was added they wont do shit anon

>>527553970
>what if I gave everyone huge tits
dumb lazy artist
even ai nigger could to better

>>527554495
both are shit

>527554495
melt

>>527554227
>a booster exists to troll stun shitters
Epic.

Delicious Justice is almost ready to be served to you on a silver platter.

@527554495
dial-8-tr00n

>>527554131
>implying they don't know about it
>implying it's not just their complete inability to fix it
Get a load of this dude

Sex with turrets (super-mans greatest breakthrough in automated man eating)

>>527554227
They'll do shit if everyone would send them a ticket. Until it shows up in "known issues" they officially do not know about it.
Like did you forget the most recent interview with them? They get all of their feedback from r/LowSodiumHellDivers which is a place where the posters are literally not allowed to post any bug reports or criticisms of the game. If anyone posted about the shocks not working on the only place AH actually browses for feedback, they'd be banned before they would see it.

>>527554495
>not liking huge tits
you are a massive faggot

>>527554131
Devs not playing or understanding their own game is such sad thing. And way too common.
Why is it so hard to take half day here and there to make people play the game during work hours. I get if it was commitment heavy game like wow. Where you can't get to endgame content easily.
But basic shooter game. Just load it up and dive in.

>>527552985
Helldivers 1 lore.
The illuminate wanted to be friends. Super Earth said they had weapons of mass destruction and declared war on them. And before you go full reddit and go "muh dark fuel" Dark Fuel to them is like Oil or Electricity to us. Yeah, it could fuel weapons but it also fuels a lot more. Which is why the Illuminate are so fuck-ass pissed at us.

I think the Terminids in HD1 were actually sentient. Super Earth said theyre all mindless monsters. But we discovered their juices make good fuel so we enslaved them for fuel and experimented on them. Now theres reason to believe due to our meddling theyre actually mindless bugs that only consume.

The Bots originated from the Cyborgs who wanted independence but Super Earth said "Fuck you, you just want to convert everyone into automatons." Fast forward to now, and theres a good theory thats exactly what exactly what theyre doing to fuel their war effort.

TL;DR: Super Earth turned eveyone into what they claimed they are through their actions.

>>527553283
Hey retard, point out in my post where I said we should just let them kill us.

fuck posted in the wrong thread.
>>527554942

I wish slugger didn't suck :c

>>527553737
Predditor Strain deserve the bench after last match

>>527555269
>Hey retard, point out in my post where I said we should just let them kill us.
point out in my post where I said that you said that.

>>527554131
implying they even bother with support tickets

>>527555269
Actually the cyborgs were never good. They're communist

I prefer quasars, even if littering in space is fun.

>>527503571
It was, but my last two clips got corrupted while editing, so the last two fights are gone

>>527555453
>Implying I couldnt get his obvious implications.

>>527555454
send it again
MORE

>>527555269
Maybe they shouldn't be such little bitches if they want to survive and just submit to Isra-erm I mean Super Earth. :^)

>>527555541
No I actually think you missed the point of the post so much you must have quoted the wrong post.

The point of the post is that it's silly to imply super earth made them that way.

>>527555753
nice editing, however, you can still see their names.
the list. you know what happens next.

>>527555454
They don't, but they seem to read feedback. Everytime I make a new feedback ticket they fix the exact shit I bitch about.

>>527555706
Sorry, but I have reading comprehension. Maybe youre just bad at expressing your own thoughts without realizing it.
>The point of the post is that it's silly to imply super earth made them that way.
But Super Earth is the reason everyone went full dystopian Terminator mode. Thats part of the satire. Obviously referencing America fucking with people and creating their own enemies through meddling/militaristic action. And obviously its a reference to Starship Troopers fucking with the bugs. Which might also be a reference to America.

>Warbond Stratagem (120 sec CD): X11805 Housing unit
>Gyro Assistants: toggle on mechanical assistance. Grants improved ergonomics (+25), increased melee damage (+25), reduced recoil (-25 respectively), and negates sway for anything rifle sized or larger while toggled. While wielding a rifle or larger weapon while toggled; wield the weapon one handed, but cannot sprint.
>Managerial AI X11805: hyper-coolant lined generators managed by super computers similarly manage take the heat off the back of any actions and/or their consequences of the user from its compact housing. Increases stamina and stamina recovery by 25. User Ignores intense heat environmental condition. Increases cooldown speed of holstered energy weapons by 25%. Toggled “super-safe” option added; When toggled, prevents any shot that would bring a weapon to 100% Heat, immediately holstering the weapon instead.
>Reprimand: when hitting 99% heat with a weapon, shocks you and up to 5 other targets within 20 meters for 60 arc damage (stun 1). On death, an EMP mortar and Thermite grenade explosion is centered on on the unit (non recoverable).
The backpack will have two spindly simple mechanical arms protrude from its right side beneath the users; while a “third” thinner, more flexible tubular arm protrudes from its top/bottom only when energy primary or support/secondary are picked up respectively, slotting into their backplate/baseplates directly.
The AI will be voiced by hot SEAF milfs near you.
Would ship with a new transport data mission set, but instead of data, it’s a baby shaped box full of super-cigars the helldiver can poach and puff from while carrying a support weapon at high ready one handed.

How come no one points out that the automatons are clearly national socialist

>>527556080
mucho texto, shut the fuck up

>>527556026
>Sorry, but I have reading comprehension. Maybe youre just bad at expressing your own thoughts without realizing it.

You are retarded, you are less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.

:)

>>527556305
I accept your concession.

>>527556139
can you post a sound version?

>>527555867
thanks anon, that is a pretty funny oversight on my part

>>527556130
No but why?

>>527555706
>The point of the post is that it's silly to imply super earth made them that way.
NTA but
Illuminate turned into cthulhu worshipping rapemeat monsters because they were a peaceful civilization that got pushed out of the galaxy
Automatons are a servant class of robots that for the first few months of the game were fighting to liberate their enslaved masters on Cyberstan
Bugs are the way they are currently because of constant biological experiments, with this actually happening in real time during the Meridia/TCS campaign

I don't know how it can be any more clear that the enemy factions' current states are a direct result of Super Earth meddling without someone coming in and hitting you over the head with a printed out wiki article stuffed into a fire extinguisher

>>527556609
Okay, but I'm saying it's silly that the automatons litterally run off of baby blood, and to imply we made them that way is silly.

>>527556429
Not on here no

>>527556609
Thanks for the history lesson, P.H.dumbass. Too bad its completely irrelevant to the present.

>>527556907
just catbox it

GUYS A PREDDITOR BUG JUST JUMPED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE

>>527556609
As >>527556946
said what really matters is what bug do you fug?

Apc will drop with Cultists

Move on, nigga.

>>527556609
What kind of servant robots come with flame throwers and chainsaw arms

>>527556609
these are original cyborg units from HD1
they were always viciously murderous pyschos

>>527557029
Hmm.
That's a hard question, maybe nursing spewer. maybe bile spewer.

>>527555501
Quasar just can kill more heavies per minute. Especially if you teammates are all busy "pretending to be retarded"

first person helldivers
yes/no

>>527557475
With the way first person mode works now? No way.

I think the only faction that wasn't in the wrong were the squids. But if they were as pacifist as they claimed to be, they had no reason to come back.

>>527557196
Extermination camps and flesh processing vats is dey culture you racist cracka.

>>527557475
Yes as long it's extremely autistic and all the HUD elements are diegetic

>>527557384
Pouncer

>>527556975
https://files.catbox.moe/7i68vz.mp4
here you go

>>527556609
>knows the “lore”
>is gay
Checks out

>>527557384
Bile Warrior, my bileloved.

>>527556609
Empires expand, or die.

>Verdict in loadout screen
ugly light gray polymer
>Verdict in game
nice black polymer

wat means

>>527556609
>kill saddam hussein because he has wmds
>remnants of insane murderous cultists form isis
>this is somehow your fault
Boo-fucking-hoo, nobody made Squids to be fucking evil, they were always evil, we just didn't know the full extent yet.
>imprison bunch of commie bastards for being commie
>other commie bastards rebel to free them
>this is somehow your fault
I actually agree with this one because we trusted commies because they used to be normal humans when we should have killed them all.
>try to breed dogs to be cute peaceful animals
>it doesn't work and they maul children
>this is somehow your fault
Gee, we had murderbugs, we tried to stop them from being murderbugs but their nature won and they're still murderbugs. I guess we learned that evil cannot be cured but can't fault people for trying.

>>527552618
The irony's there because all of those apply to Super Earth towards its enemies as well.

>>527557475
Where's my first person mech view, swiggers? Every time i want to turn my crosshairs get blocked by my own fat ass.

>>527556609
squids are the classic trope of observing the earth apes but divulging none of our tech that could save our existence, fuck em
SE offered coexistence to the cyborgs, they wanted war
the bugs are just unlucky in all of this I admit

>>527557882
To be fair bugs are basically cattle.
If they were sentient enough they could have done more diplomacy with the big titty bug girls.

>>527557882
I don't understand why people seem to think there is some tension between Eagle and SEAFmeat. I can stack them ontop each other and breed both at the same time just fine.

>>527557740
thanks, very cute mod

>Some Cyborg sympathizers question whether or not the lone individual was in any way affiliated with the Cyborg Nation, to which John W. Killjoy responds "Those hippies that believe there is a single thought of peace in a Cyborg's mind need to be put in jail, or even executed. We are going to war, and that's the end of the discussion."
Bruh helldivers 1 literally spells it out for you

>>527557882
If you told me bugs are the key to us having interstellar travel I'd farm the shit out of them

>>527558047
SE turned them into cattle that now mindlessly breeds out of control and consumes entire planets

>>527558181
Hot

once the cult of lumibussy is here I really hope we can get those siege mechs + hive lords

Shiiet, I guess losing to /bag/ wasn't that bad of a showing for us, they're raping the personatards

>>527558167
No, that’s enforcing women to be in your face titcows, says it right there in the codes under “keys to interstellar space travel”.

>>527557320
You can see these types in LA right now

>>527558289
we basically have luberer right now with the flamethrower glitch

What does ergonomics do? Is it weapon handling?

Two questions:
>Anybody else have the bug where they can't launch the game and have to restart their PC to get it to launch?
>Anybody else have way worse performance after the most recent patch?

>>527558167
Automatons and Illuminate also have FTL, yet they don't have the absurdly satirical, on-the-nose Element-710 farms that Super Earth does, which means that there's a clear way to synthetize 710, or a distinct method to achieve FTL, but Super Earth doesn't care about either, because farming bugs is simply more easily accessible despite the unnecesary conflict that it puts you against Terminids. It's literally the N.1, 1:1 satire of the US Forever Wars in the Middle East to sate their oil addiction, despite there being other energy alternatives.

>>527558636
Know the circle that follows your crosshair around? It speeds that up to better keep up with you.

>Umm its actually satire o-
Shut the fuck up nerd and play the game

>>527558679
wait do swedes think Iraq was about oil? Lmao

>>527558827
>Shut the fuck up nerd and play the game
I bet you wouldn't even join a lobby if I posted one.

>>527553463
Me on the right

>>527558904
yeah im doing my dailies first duh

>Join lobby hosted by 4chan
>Someone says "Release the Nigga-bomb"
>Suddenly my PC is infested with images and popups of oiled up gay black man porn
NEVER AGAIN

>>527558884
That'd be the Illuminate.

>>527558934
slaps your ass and presses 5

>>527554787
This week, i'm sure of it.

You guys sure are enthustiastic about a game you fucking hate. Is it sunken cost fallacy, or are you just pathetic?

>teammate brings cluster bomb
>to everyone's surprise, it fucking kills me 1 minute into the game the very first time the fucker sends it
>respawn
>DSS eagle storm turns me into red paste 30 seconds later
Alright back to bots it is.

Tuesday
Full illuminate roster
Bot mega cities
Secondary customization
Performance and bug fixes

>>527559043
sorry about that

>>527558884
considering the game was made like 15 years ago back when everyone thought that. That's fair to assume.

>>527559142
For me, it's because it's a fun game for the 1 week out of the year where it just happens to not be completely fucking broken

>mucho texto: the dumpening
Go back to your discord wars if you want to shit the thread up so badly.

>>527559081
I asked for it.

Lets see how true is it.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240984573531/76561197996887115

WE DIVING D10 BUGS
1/4

>>527559142
I dunno. Is that a loaded question, or a rhetorical question?

>>527559142
I feel like I raged more in the early months, but also that I had more fun.
I'm not ready to accept that I'm burnt out on Helldiver 2.

>>527559284
Get that ugly fuck out of Helldivers

>>527559343
Go play something else, Anon. There won't be any real new content for at least a month or two.

>>527559176
and a few fixes for the new items such as 60 damage for pacifier, better aoe and shorter reload for de-escalator

>>527559284
hawt

>>527559320
You can share all your thoughts on this board, as nobody will know who you are, so go ahead and tell the class why you're sticking around, anon.
Or dont. It's a choice, just like any other choice.

>>527553737
/hdg/ up in divegrass, get in here fags
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

>>527559142
I like the things it does right but am upset at all the things it does wrong, pretty normal thing to criticize the stuff you know well anon

>>527553737
We're up!

>>527558117
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/4281
If you want your own

>>527559284
>>>527559284
4/4
WE DIVE

>>527559406
Who

it's up, come and cheer for Super Earth

https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

>>527559406
that's a 10/10 on super earth

>>527557320
ok chuddy? how are they going to augment themselves with metal?

>>527558584
What if we get the Lumberer BUT it doesn't have the gun (that's given to another long range mech), instead having a huge chainsaw? It would also use the heavy mech chassis.

>>527559719
I'M not gonna make a whole ass account for some 4chins football

>>527557117
>be cultist
>your puppets couldn't take super earth
>decide to take matters in your own hands
>gonna use that void magic and show these fucking humans what actual genocide looks like
>as soon as you spawn on the battlefield you get run over by a 30t truck with only 2 tires left
>hear a bunch of maniacs yelling "FOR SUPER EARTH" in the distance before disappearing in a nuclear explosion
>you die from cringe and internal bleeding

>>527555753
Thats it, hope to make many more memories with you fags

>>527559871
Jesus that sounds retarded but cool
Counter point though, chain saw + big fat auto cannon with limited rounds like in the first game.

>>527559142
Thats just the things you say about a game you love.

>>527559142
tsundere

>>527559892
no mail required, no account required, you can just watch and have a good time with us

>>527559142
I hate the swedes because the game is amazing and could be way better than it is. But its spoiled by their mediocrity and lack of work ethic.

>>527558640
How fast you can point your gun where you point the camera.
>>527559142
I just got it the other day. The motif, faction designs and gameplay are fun, but if the weapons were expanded a bit more rather than just given funky ammo types, that would be great or potentially an eventual complaint if it never happens. More enemies with more space design wise is a common complaint in most games with potentially much more rope for developers to invest in and subsequently gang themselves with, so not sure if that would contribute to a skinny box scenario here in particular, since again I’m new, so nothings stale yet but I can see it being a problem for some. Especially an aging game that might be getting put on ice soon so far as further development goes.

I can't fight predators without my crutch brapdog

>>527559284
>500kg bomb was just the eagle pilot and her glorious thighs being dropped in this whole time

>>527560465
bring stagger

>>527559719
will we make it to the next round?

61k asshole on this retard planet and nobody can join my fucking lobby even with the SOS beacon, at this point I'm just going to say the player numbers are fucking bullshit and nobody plays this game.

>>527560591
>bring punisher
>get overwhelmed and driven off by spitters
AIIIIEE333 SAVE ME CRUTCH CARBINE

>second match
>jobbing again
sasuga /hdg/

>>527560465
Fast swap to the laser revolver* and hammer fan them into oblivion.

>>527560681
apparently no

>>527561004
Sweden no

me

>>527557547
>if the enemy has armor 2 higher tiers then your rifle is still useless
vs
>bypasses armor completely

Hey bros I'm back to HD2 after a looong while, what's the best wep. From the new warbonds? Is it the double edge sickle? Figuring out which to buy
What about vs illuminate?

>>527554227
>>527554709
I'm going to take motivational shocks whenever I see a teammate take the pacifier or urchin from now on.

it's so fucking over hdg bros we jobbing again

>>527561350
You're not going to take it often then

>ball somehow gets pass fleshmob
fucking rigged

>>527559284
500kg looks like THAT?!

>>527561156
>if the enemy has armor 2 higher tiers then your rifle is still useless
One tier higher, ackshually
>bypasses armor completely
>He doesn't know about armored main bodies
Oh sweaty, that's not how any of this works.

Stephen is the best goalie i've EVER SEEN!

>>527561458
the fleshmob is SWEDISH

>>527560302
I was gonna push back and say it’s just greed but than realized a Japanese or any Asian company would have had a whole sprawling expanded media empire built around it by now. In just glad they haven’t ruined the vibe. All you could ask for in current year.

AIEEEEEEEEEE we're already losing

>>527561216
Obv you’re missing the newest ones but what if the old ones? Dickle is fun but I really don’t care about any of the other weapons in that bond, especially after they took jammer breaking from the ultimatum.

>>527561952
Devilish

>>527561952
>"Im going to sabatoge my team because.... because uhh...."

>jobs in game and jobs in footie
it's so over for us hdg bros

>quickplay into pub match
>they're assaulting a mega nest
>they're assaulting a meganest from the direction that puts the bile titan hole the furthest possible fucking distance away from them
>eat 8 reinforcements in 1 minute because of the 7 bile titans that have come out of the hole
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>>527561382
>snoys are preventing you from having this

>>527562229
lousy soldiers and worse sportsmen we are dregs

I assume the next Warbond will be all sneaky and stealthy considering there were a bunch of silencers that twere datamined months ago with the rest of the attachments that we didn't get with the initial release

>>527561979
They're just a bunch of mediocre fucks. Any competent and actually passionate people would have worked their asses off to solidify Helldivers 2 as a franchise. Like, there are a few guys who make actually amazing Helldivers 2 vids. Unironically hire them, make them produce official cinematics instead of the literal nothing we're getting. DO SOMETHING HOLY FUCK.

>>527561382
But I thought the SVEEDS said it couldnt be done?

>>527561382
>>527562074

>>527561382
>that harvester just staring for a few secs trying to figure out what the fuck is happening

Can you spoiler tag spoiler stuff I don't wanna know shit about the new squids until they're out thanks bros

It's over

it's ogre

/hdg/ bros...

>/hdg/ lost
>we are already out
>two matches played, both lost

>Putting alexus in
It was always over

>>527562594
>"what the FUCK is this shit"

>>527562434
>DO SOMETHING HOLY FUCK.
HINGA DINGA DURGEN WERE ON OUR SUMMER VACATION THEN WE NEED ANOTHER VACATION TO RECOVER FROM THAT VACATION JUST IN TIME TO WORK FOR 1 AND A HALF DAYS FOR ANOTHER END OF SUMMER VACATION
WE WORK VERY HARD

Its Joever...
...what happened this time?

we got ripped to shreds by weebs...

owari da...

its over

>>527562434
>>527561979
I dont want your marvelslop Diververse

>>527562726
>well yeah we dropped a fucking trash patch that broke all the game just before the week end. How could you tell ?
What baffles me is that, it happened multiple times already. And its not like, a sneaky bug that was hard to spot. Most of the time its really obvious shit you'd notice in a quick casual 5 minute session. I'm seriously questioning what the FUCK is happening at this fucking studio.

>>527561382
>.mov
Can someone not retarded make a webm?

What happened to Jhon. . .

>>527562596
Nobody cares.

Why wasn't the super earth anthem used as our anthem anyway?

>>527562980
he's a hack and i hate sweeden too, open lobby nigga

>>527562907
>making content about your game to promote it is marvelslop
Kill yourself my man

>>527563057
its the victory anthem

>>527562980
he's a washed-up has-been

>>527561382
chink modded lobby? the hell is thislow key i want to play it

>>527561382
Kino. Would have to have some aggro rock paper scissors going on.
>certain factions hate others more
>certain units go for other particular unit types first
>they all hate (you) the most
>especially if you’re carrying a support weapon
Is there a difference in aggro, spawn rates, or capturing patrol attention in this game based on how loud whatever you’re shooting is?

>>527563086
Oh, so I we'll never hear it then

>>527563086
Ouch

>>527563076
>"My game is so bad I need to shit out slop to keep it relevant"

>>527561382
>infighting
>in current year
RACE WAAAAR
RACE WAAARR
LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>527562784
>>527562903
Good game all. We will make sure to beat the lolis next week for you

>>527563495
It was the most boring shit, lazy defense play from the weebs while our retarded divers wasted every last opportunity

I am not playing illuminates until they remove or change the leviathans

>>527563495
>score 1 goal
>park the bus like pussies
lucked out in every possible meaning of the phrase

Are those soccer games controlled by people or AI?

>>527562907
>implying
Lmao what a gay retard
>implying specifically that more of the at the very least improved upon game would be a bad thing
Funniest nigger itt

>>527563495
I want to lolis to win nigga

>>527563030
Nyo...

>>527563705
>Lmao what a gay retard
Listen here, fucko. I am not retarded

>>527563106
I imagine it would be an unofficial 2v2
Bugs and Squids hate (you) more than they hate bots, but also hate bots more than they hate each other.
Bots hate Squids and Bugs more than they hate (you)

Did this MO really have to be a week long? It’s not like we can’t play on It’s not as if we can’t play in bug cities without the MO planets there’s cities on at least 3 bug planets

Zapping bugs

>>527563959
Yeah? We need week long filler MOs so the swiggers can take another vacation while the game is broken and bugged to shit

>>527563959
a week long so it ends before update time so they can add upgraded jet brigade + bot megacities trusttheplan

>>527561382
I really hope these hackers create custom modding tools for us to use. HD2 is a game that would thrive with real mods since arrowhead is incompetent

>>527564294
Jetpack hulks AND Justice next week !

SEX WITH SEAF NAVY MEN AND KILL THEM

So... is SC farming in the big cities still viable? Ran it with friends for an hour at difs 1&2, most of the bunkers were duds (empty, didnt even have door buttons) and the bunkers were pretty scarce with the sc stacks.

>>527564405
>custom lobbies
>increase spawnrates of different enemies
>increase damage or health of enemies
>limit certain stratagems or remove the limits on stratagems like mechs
>fuck with spawnrates of items
>solid snake subsistence mode challenge lobbies
>infighting lobbies
>balance mod to make shitty stratagems more usable by messing with cooldowns
Just need a way to sync the mod tool for player hosted lobbies with people who join since this game's actual lobbies are server sided. Then you could configure stuff like stratagem timers, weapon damages etc. Also would need to bypass the anti cheat but that's trivial to do these days

Is there any new bug units in the files? I know the bots and squids got a few but I haven't seen any bugs

>>527564709
>game's actual lobbies are server sided
peer to peer* rather
Not even kidding that real mods like this would breathe new life into the game even if it would make AH kvetch

>>527556139
? Are those exploding miku dolls

>>527564794
The bugs already have a perfect roster and don't need any new units. At most they need the sand worms.

>>527563761
>I want to lolis to win nigga

>>527565141
Minor spelling mistake plus rape correction

>>527565141
they certainly look more fun than the edgemeister general

The Suler Earth national anthem is so fucking sinister lmfao

>>527565341
Oh shit, new planet?

>planets that border territories of other races have a high chance of that faction also being present during missions, resulting in an all-out ground war
Too kino for swiggers. Too kino for modern gayming.

>>527565046
You could just give them the voteless treatment: three different body types with different kill thresholds. Just to mess with the responsiveness/numbers

>>527565438
But who's winning on the field? Barring us intervening

>>527562458
I guess they finally got around it if its possible now.

>>527565597
bugs have very little to deal with bot armour and even less that can deal with gunships

>>527565597
I'm thinking the strider rapes everything except the leviathan

>>527564709
>difficulty tranny finally gets to make his dream D10.
>gets instantly blacklisted from /hdg/ because his dream difficulty is the most stupid boring unfun shit ever imaginable and makes the swedes competent in comparison.

>>527565801
Jesus, you in love with the guy or something?

>>527565597
>lore wise
The Illuminate
>gameplay wise
The bugs, unironically. They have too much health and armor, and they second they get close its over

Holy shit illuminate are so much harder n more bs than bugs or bots...

>>527565731
When in doubt, rip off Starship Troopers some more.

>>527566118
level 31 post

>>527563927
>bugs and squids hate each other equally
>both hate bots more than each other
>all hate humans > any
Makes sense, even if there wouldn’t be “team ups” beyond passing cheap shots into ongoing conflicts
>>527565438
They would have to add a TS(uper)E(arther) death code into the game to make sure it doesn’t just turn into a movie going experience beyond what’s already available stealth wise. Would be a kino reason to make the AI deadlier again just to improve the super/int/ brawls.

>>527553737
welp
the match went like ass
didn't help none of the strikers showed up
hopefully we can save some face in the match against /pg/
I hope you're looking for the /hdg/ stadium
t. manager

>>527566248
lvl 45 but I play high difficulties fuck you

>>527566170
I wish we had a bug equivalent of bot orbital cannons
like a giant immobile bile spewer that sits in a big nest pit/crater it so it's hard to kill it from a distance

>>527566273
What happened out there champ

>>527566273
only if yhvh didn't get that one goal in at the beginning...

>>527566357
>lvl 45
Cute. Try to level to 100 at least before posting your worthless opinion.

>>527566420
the attackers just didn't want to show up
sweden fucked it
john helldiver fucked it
joel fucked it
and 500kg bomb was just invisible

Unironically would make sense in game for units to be deadlier in a multifaction war scenario vs the current helldives. Everyone’s almonds would be activated rather than wondering where/who all the commotion is coming from when it’s just four chimps running loudly amok.

>>527566847
Stop gaighting me you fuck, bots are autocannon fodder, bugs are baby mode, illuminate have too much bs from too many sources, while you're fighting the armored shit u get swarmed by endless zombies, and meanwhile there's all kinds of weird insta kill shit around

Predator bugs in a tropical biome like Alta are probably the most challenging enviroment game has to offer currently. Fairly common failures to extract on pubs.

>>527559284
GG

Good dives, lads.

>>527567193
zombies tap the heads, meatballs unload the mags/flak, overseers shoot the feet (light pen)/heads (med pen and up), the ships just dive out the straf, the walkers just shoot the joins/horns with med pen and up, and leaviathans you blow one hole in it and fire in the burning hole. Anything left out? Sentries just kill them. Tesla towers are the only tricky thing.

>>527567193
Squids are hard for exactly two games. After that you've figured it out and they're garbage bin tier. They're extremely easy to beat, you don't even need any kind of dedicated AT weapons. Stalwart/eruptor is a godlike combo. MMG/HMG shits on everything. Autocanon shits on them too. The zombies may as well not exist. If you have a light pen weapon, aim for the overseer's legs. medium, go for headshots if possible. Walkers you just aim with medium/heavy pen the leg joint. Shot them in the eye to stop the laser beam. The stingrays are only a problem if you actually let them stay alive. They're extremely fragiles and will fold against medium weapons.

>>527559284
gg niggies

>>527567719
Dive out the strafe while there's 5 mobs chasing ur ass and the strafe returns in fucking 10 secs unless u get a rocket or smth to kill it, sounds ez when u put it like this but all compiled together they're a cancer faction to fight

>>527567923
Underage faggot.

>>527567923
You're either a fucking retard, underage, or a solo diver. Or all of this at the same time.

>>527568001
??

>>527567719
Just. *gets ragdolled by the turret* Shoot. *gets ragdolled by the turret* The. *gets instakilled by the leviathan in heavy armor* Leviathan. *gets ragdolled by the turret* Hole. *Doesn't do any extra damage since you already bypass the armor value* *Another Leviathan has spawned and one-shot you*

>>527568193
>fr no cap u get it senpai smt smt ez

How useful do you think the SEAF npcs will be when joel lets us access the strategem to summon them?

Probably ass against the bots but if their cooldown isnt too long I could see myself bringing them to diff10s against the bugs/squids

>>527568141
Solodiver here, all factions are easy, even if the game is way harder than in a team.

>>527568345
it's gamer slang that would be popular to anyone in their mid 20s unless you're 40 yo shut the fuck up unc
>>527568294
This guy gets it, it's so simple when you type it out like that but there's so much cancer all at once compared to bugs/bots

>>527567923
Look it IS BAD when you get swarmed but you aren't meant to outgun every fight (especially solo). If you gotta run you run. Wear the right armor types etc. Bring the right guns. Watch the Solo-Dive Sloptubers for tips. Are Illuminates THE LEAST FUN? Imo probably just because Stafe is strong af but most people here have been playing since launch or are max level/near there and don't find any challenge. The point isn't to clear the map but to do objectives and extract. Being able to clear it all is an achievement. Focus on survival and get into good groups with friends preferably and you can always ask for help in a lobby. THAT SAID IS THERE STILL JANK? We've all seen the crazy spawns at higher difficulties of either voteless or flying overseers and that shit IS CANCER.

>>527568516
Oh, you're just a nigger.

>>527566357
You have to be at least level 150 to have a valid opinion here.
t. lvl 134

IIRC squid planets have the lowest average missions success rates. So yeah they are probably "hardest".

>>527568568
All opinions are valid as long as they are well articulated and reasonable.
t. lvl 150 1400hrs

>>527568532
I'm playing with a friend and 2 randoms, what primary is even good against illuminates? People bring MGs for the zombie hordes or?

>>527568583
thats all me diving d1 and quitting

>>527568709
NTA, but literally all primaries are good against illuminates.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240985270502/76561199108851031
bugs d10

>>527568837
If the defender is good enough, literally anything is good enough.
t. defended Super Earth with it.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240985562503/76561198103836079

bugs or bots

>>527568904
>>527568974
Now kiss

>>527568709
Primary depends on your playstyle. Are you using it to kill Overseers or Voteless? Do you need more mags or better armor pen? Do you just bring Fire Flamethrower Primary for Meatballs/Voteless? Plan around YOUR STRENGTHS THAT MATCH THE MISSION DIFFICULTY. YouTube has a million guides that can suggest what to bring (it's up to you to try them and see if it's bullshit or real TO YOU. Nothing is gospel unless IT WORKS FOR YOU). Also are you a Ghostdiver that sneaks around and doesn't want to really fight head on? Are you an Assaultfag that wants to smash everything they see? We can only suggest based on what WE KNOW BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA ALWAYS WORK FOR YOU.
>Generally what do?
Think about what pisses you off the most and build for that and try to work around everything else is the best advice I can give. Just make sure you're having fun.

>>527568974
Nevermind, joining >>527568904

>>527568380
>get your own unit of SEAF
I will get better at the game just to protect them. I will enter the matrix of 0 casualties perfect runs. If it ever ships, I hope that war bonds armor passive adds it as a built in bonus strat, so you never have to worry about forgetting them, and can select them again prelaunch as well and have two cooldowns!

>>527568904
2/4

why does this game even have 10 difficulties
people hype up super helldive but it's about the same challenge level as d6

>>527554131
just trvst the plqn
arrqwheqd pqtriqts are in cqntrql

>>527569118
I just need to find something that works ig, also it doesn't help that bugs/bots are usually in open maps while illus are in close quarter cities and u get swarmed much easier that way, least from the planets I played these past few days, that's a rly important factor in how bs they feel to fight

>>527569307
I haven't played anything but d10 in ages. All i know is that anything under diff 5 may as well not exist as far as i'm concerned.

>>527568928
Based fellow defender goon battle of superearth enjoyer

Guys...what if the next faction

>>527569637
Dinosaurs and wild animals, youtubers told me so.

What's the media literate take about Helldivers lore? Is Svper Earth the villain?

>>527569637
>what if
It won't

>>527569718
Game is retarded, don't think about it. It's just Swedes playing around with random bullshit from starship troopers and warhammer.

>>527569718
My take is : FOR SUPER EARTH!

>>527569346
>Helldivers 2 on the SNES
Damn, I didnt know swedeGAWDS could pull it off!

>>527569718
there are no good guys, but there are worst guys, and SE aint it.

>>527561680
Are you saying poison gas can be blocked by armor?

>>527568904
full

>>527569718
Super Earth made their own problems that are coming to bite them in the ass but god damn it I will die for Lady Liberty

>>527569718
It's a video game. You play it to have fun.

>>527569357
Do you like shotguns? They help deal with most things that like close quarters and are generally versatile with reload types. Just bring a strong support weapon as backup for better range utility. Sentries if you think they'd help or orbitals/eagles. For grenades I bring Incendiary because I can just run and throw it at my feet and the voteless end up melting as I retreat to get some cover etc. Regular nades work too but you gotta dive out of the way.

How do you use the double edge sickle?

>>527569637
>Illuminate cultists are dipping into powers that they shouldn't
>Super earth tries the same and things go wrong

COSMIC
HORROR
SPACE
DEMONS

>>527570197
Fire armor + vitality booster

>>527570197
>Freedoms flame armor/or medic armor
>vitality booster
>supply pack
>go prone

>>527557384
>scav gf finds you messing with your gear and screeches at you until you feed her

>>527570182
>Reverse search
>Reddit

>>527569637
Little girls

>all these new elemental weapons getting added
finally, a reason to use the killzone armor.
>50% damage reset to fire, gas, acid, electricity

>>527570197
never let go of the trigger. if you don;t have at least 4000 rounds fired by the end of the mission you have done it wrong

>>527569905
>>527569979
>>527570084
>>527570109
But that's not what I was taught my whole life; I have to be conscientious with how I engage with media

>>527570220
Do they rape femdivers?

>>527570523
>electricity armor still doesn't protect from EMS
Garbage i tell you

>>527570378
This one too >>527570109
No wonder this general complains so much about difficulty

>>527570378
I stole it from Discord mang.

>>527570537
No you don't.

>>527570641
Go back

>>527569718
If it's between humans and actual fucking aliens I'm going with humans you dig?

>mindless invasive bugs
>evil looking robots that impale heads on spikes
>unspeakable horror alien invaders
but... Le real bad guy is le super earth....

>>527570752
Negative.

>>527570776
If they wanted to convince us that they're hecking misunderstood, the enemy factions probably shouldn't be mass murdering civilians

Someone please post this in the subreddit and/or official discord

>>527570776
And one day, for no reason at all, three entirely separate people decided to hate super earth all at the same time.

>>527569718
not caring about it because this is a gameplay driven game, not a story driven one and just shooting the bots/bugs/squids

>Pubbies pick nothing to stop the pRedditors from eating their faces off.
>They all die twice within the first 3 minutes of the mission.
Who could have predicted this?

>>527571035
Do it yourself.

>>527571039
only the bugs are justified since they're literally retarded animals being tortured constantly
the other 2 factions could've just fucked off out of the galaxy forever but decided that BILLIONS MUST DIE

>>527569718
Illuminate overseers deliberately targeted non combatants on super earth

>>527571248
All im reading is
>"Predditor bugs dont alow for varied playstyles."

>>527571301
These guys are gonna side with the cows when they revolt

>>527569718
IMO the setting is way more fun if you run under the assumption super earth gov completely buys it's own bullshit top down belivers I the cause of managed democracy

>it's another "Dumb motherfucker stays at extract shooting at enemies until the very last possible second despite the other three of us already being on the shuttle, he dies or fails to board on time and we all get penalized for his stupidity" episode

Been seeing way too much of this lately.

>>527571557
ya can be justified in lashing out
but if you're a pain in the dick for everyone to deal with they're also justified in bombing your ass into an aerosol

>>527571386
As compared to a faction that's so braindead easy that you can run literally nothing and still win?

>>527571039
people?

>>527571841
Can't the host still boot them? They won't get booted back to the ship but they'll suddenly be teleported to their own copy of the match won't they?

>>527569357
Lib Carbine is the most versatile and useful primary against Squids by virtue of having insanely high DPS. Pair it with the AMR to blow out Harvester shoulders and you have a solution to literally everything except Leviathans which are best served by just ignoring them. Bring an MG turret to slap down whenever you need to do objectives, and you still have two slots + your backpack free for whatever you enjoy bringing.

>>527571841
Personally I'm waiting for the day some absolute nigger shoots me in the pelican and then dies to my suicide vest explosion, preventing them from getting on the pelican.

>>527571301
>bugs
>tortured
Dumb headcanon. The bugs were treated humanely with lots of pasture-time and healthy food.
No different from how we treat cows in the 1st world.

>>527571557
Reminds me of the feral hog issue in the southern us

>>527571841
My favorite is when a leandiver does this and she gets left behind with swarms of bugs or squids surrounding her. I can only imagine what happens next.

>>527569637
>Voteless but booba
>bugs but booba
>bots but booba
>milky cat fights in space
A theme I could get behind
>>527569718
>terrorizing peaceful space cows but they deserve it because they’re also insectile and are useful as biofuel
>terrorized by gay space squid because we evicted them thousands of years in the past because they were unseemly unhygienic and undemocratic, so now they turn our populous into meat golems
>terrorize and terrorized by quadamputees and lobotomy patients after they dropped out of society and tried to start life anew on distant planets as peaceful baby blood drinking vending machines

>>527572462
She gets killed? Degen

The buff to the integrated explosion armor is kewl :D
I like running into a meganest, spamming a shitload of nades until I run out then just fucking kamikaze dive inside the last hole.
Also the explosion makes recovering stuff after dying a lot easier.
Feels good to be a suicidediver

>>527553970
MAKE THE BOOBS BIGGER
>>527554495
IGNORE THIS NIGGER

>>527571301
How do the bugs get from planet to planet anyway? Do they build spaceships?

>>527572853
kys coomtard

>>527572915
They either break containment or spread via spores most likely

>>527572672
can you blow up titan holes with it?

>get 60fps, ~30 if shit gets intense
>wonder what would happen if I put everything on low
>framerate gets worse
How

>Join a match
>10 bugs
>They are already at 3 rez running to the extract
>One dude dies 2 times just getting across the map
>Takes him 100 years to type "Sorry Lag"
>Extract
>Only 2 out of 5 side objs done and 1 rez left

Some people truly are retards on the run.

>>527569718
The whole messaging is that in the first game, Super Earth propagandised it's population into thinking the bugs were mindless killing machines focused only on expansion, the Cyborgs were terrorists who'd abandoned their humanity and the Illuminate were concealing WMDs capable of destroying whole planets. That wasn't true then, but after what Super Earth did to them during and after the first galactic war, it has warped them into the monsters SE portrayed them as. There's not really any good guys per se, just bad and worse.

>wanna use good looking armour
>siege ready is just too fucking good to give up
fuck off arrowhead let me transmog already

>>527573345
they should remove siege ready instead desu

>>527556080
>I have become tesla turret, destroyer of pubs
>support strat: LAS-69 “crane” (600sec cd)
>comes with free X11805 Housing unit included, cannot turn off its mechanical assistance when wielding this weapon
>melee identical to stun baton (functionally)
>Firing Mods: (pump action*) full-auto (supersafe/fullyfreed); redline*.
>Full-Auto: 25/75 durable/damage; 400 RPM; AP 2; 36/9*/-* sec firelimit (safe/unsafe/redline); concussive (stun 1) effect
>Pump Action (activated by hitting reload) - with sudden violence punch the gun forward (animation shared with melee)to rack the slide with mechanical assistance and initiate the weapons barrel flooding protocols, venting the subsequently coagulated hyper-formations created from the coolant system processes extraneous spontaneously occurring debris, slowing the wielder and priming the weapons next shot to deal an order of magnitude more damage, its armor pen values changed to 3, creating 1/10/12 meter radius static field centered at the point of impact. When initiated, immediately begins weapon cooling and improves this weapons cooling by 66% for the next second.
>Super-Safe Policy: as X11805
>Fully-Freed Agent: when super safe is toggled off, quadruples the heat produced while firing this weapon and add a 75/74-8/7 damage 1/2/3 meter explosion to all shots. When redlining (>=99% heat); doubles fire rate and armor pen value of all projectiles.
>Superlative Redline: sets the guns lowermost heat limit to 99%. When at 100% heat you are affected as if by an Ion Storm, cannot be stunned, and deal 60/60 (armor pen 4) arc durable/damage to yourself and up to 5 other targets within 20 meters every second (status: stun (small); status strength: 5). This self durable/damage increases by 60 every second, to a cap of 600 after 10 seconds at 100% heat.
>no mags, when backpack is not worn, fires one shot and burns out.

>>527573345
Deserved for being a metaslave

brushing against a fire should not mortally immolate you. we're wearing metal suits of armor. same goes for barbed wire.

>>527573507
What wrong with the barb wire? It just slows you down and does a bit of chip damage

>>527573295
cpu intensive game

>>527573221
You can't. You can only close normal bug holes, Bot factory and Warp Ships.

It has demo force of 30 so you gotta GET IN the spawner

>>527573345
>he doesn't just wear Reinforced Epaulettes + Supply Pack instead

>>527573345
so true
The only argument ive heard against transmog is that it’d reduce the info a player has, not knowing a teammate has integrated explosives for example could cause some shenanigans.

Just adding a yellow pentagon to the player portrait in the loadout screen showing their passive would solve that though, but I don’t think armor modification will be implemented yet anyway.

>>527573345
>Needing armor passive to play the game
>Not using armor for drip purpose

Once you git gud, all armors are the same.

>>527573705
It's the reload speed I like
>>527573709
Even then, you could just kick a guy for trolling at that point but this feels like even more reason that something as retarded as integrated explosives shouldn't be a thing

>>527573637
if you fall into it you take damage over time and your guy takes like 5 seconds to get back up. its super annoying.

>Support weapon
>AP4
>Each swing releases a short range projectile (about 5-10 feet in front of you)
>Enough charges for about 60 swings, recharge with ammo/supply pack
>when out of charge it drops to AP2

>>527573705
>>527573896
oh, just looked it up. I never bought that warbond considering the best part of it was a third of its armour's passive that was already on another set

>>527573709
>See guy with the fire proof armor I easily recognize
>He isn't fire proof
Sorry but transmog is gay, go play darktide or something where nothing matters

>>527573984
turn the charge from 60 to 15 swings and make it regen like the shield backpack

>>527573984
Aren’t melee all ap infinity due to how they apply damage as dots rather than hits?

>>527574075
>see teammate
>don't shoot weapons towards teammates
>it never matters what they're wearing because I'm not a scumsucking retard

>>527574079
regen would make it too OP

>>527574096
I've never tried using a melee against a tank so i wouldn't know

>>527573345
>/hdg/ers will still pretend siege ready isn't a crutch

>>527568380
>>527569250
honestly would be neat if they could get into vehicles with you

does having siege ready armor and more smaller clips equate to it rounding up and getting a bonus extra clip?

>>527573819
The only passives I think are genuinely ass are ones that give you resistance to a single element and nothing else:

Inflammable is super situational but really good against the firebot subfaction and obviously the de sickle.

Filtration and arc conduit mainly just protect you from friendly fire from other divers, which isnt that interesting.

If the gas armor came with a medium resistance to acid it’d be amazing and fit the warbond’s theme.
Idk about the arc armour though, only really good for avoiding teamkills.

BTW is there an archive of all these gifs of gijinka’d helldiver enemies?

>>527574324
>call down squad and car
>you drive, they shoot
>they all have halo inifinity marine tier aimbot
imagine

>>527574549
>really good against the firebot subfaction
People say this but I'm not convinced. Most of their damage is frontloaded on the projectiles, I rarely ever actually die to the DoT.

>>527574442
it rounds up yeah minimum is +1 mag

>>527574275
>regen would make it too OP
depends on how you implement it, if it can only regen after it's fully spent, for one, it'll have periods where it's mostly useless; beyond that, you can just fiddle with how long it takes to regen 1 slash, anywhere between 15 to 30 seconds or so; moreover, You never specified how much damage it would do, so that can be fiddled with too to prevent it from being too OP with a recharge

>>527572418
>No different from how we treat cows in the 1st world.
>treated humanely with lots of pasture-time and healthy food.
You're being ironic, right? I honestly can't tell.

>>527574324
100%
Would make the FRV stratagem way cooler and more useful
Allied NPCs that actually fight with you are one of the coolest things the swedes have added in a while, needs to be expanded on.

Yes... You Can Destroy Automaton Factories

>see someone wearing the light siege ready armor
Yup that's a kick

what are we supposed to delete from the join link to avoid the discord bots?

>>527574567
>>527574567
I can imagine they can also easily put in allied SEAF driven tank/bastion NPC by modifying the automation tank NPCs.
>Allied NPCs that actually fight with you are one of the coolest things the swedes have added in a while, needs to be expanded on.
yeah, though imagine if strategem to call them in also comes in different versions, like besides just calling in normal SEAF npcs, you can also call in law enforcement to go with the police warbound, or more specialized SEAF soldiers.

>>527574740
if we disclose this information to the peons it will be nerfed, if it gets nerfed i quit because there should be shit like this that rewards critical thinking

>>527554131
It took these lazy swiggers 3 days to give me this vague ass answer

>>527575390
yeah one small mag is such a huge difference

>>527575448
>misty
You literally got a copy-paste answer from a tranny btw.

>>527575448
>Ihatesweden
kek, they're never going to fix this bug then

>>527575390
>shit like this that rewards critical thinking

shut up you nerd lol

d10 something
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240986132037/

>>527575795
full

>>527575448
Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts

>>527573984
Lower the range to about 3-5 feet. It should be explicitly a short range support weapon, 10 feet would be too much

Armour passives should compliment weapons.
The medic armour interacting with the stim gun is a good start but needs to go further and incentivize using it. Meaning, remove the +2 stim on it.
Flame armour needs to do more fire damage or have its duration extended or something
Ect.

>>527574442
Depends on the weapon. Siege Ready gives you +1 magazine for every 5 the weapon has by default, rounded up. So if you have 6 to 10 magazines, it gives you +2, and so on.

Some weapons have only 4 drum magazines, while others have 6, which means Siege Ready can give you either +1 or +2. Most short mag weapons have 10 or more magazines, meaning +3 with Siege Ready; but there are some that only have 8 or 9, meaning +2 with Siege Ready.

>>527575448
>Misty

>>527574275
>>527574743
>not recharging off of the psychic energy of its victims
No kills = no charge simple as

>>527576146
We live in a veritable hell

>game is now polluted with armor passives and boosters
>these systems will never be reworked because warbond structure prevents significant alterations to items sold in the past
>it will only get worse because monthlyish warbonds demand they keep being made

>>527576375
Just stop buying warbonds. Even better : just stop playing the game and do something else. That will show them!!!

>>527576497
Lead by example. And stop coming here and posting to REALLY show those swedes!

>>527576375
are you angry new shit is getting added to the game?

I use siege ready because Cinderblock is the best looking armor in the game.

>But its heavy!
I don't care
>But Siege ready is meta!
I don't care

>>527576547
..... .... .... ....... ..... ......... ..... !

OH MY FUCKING GOD SEND THAT FUCKING DSS AND IT'S FUCKING NIGGER STORM INTO THE FUCKING SUN ALREADY

>>527575290
Theyd need to release an emplacement that’s 4+ mannable stalwarts so they can execute filthy buggers on command.

>>527576146
Can you like do something else other than attack someone's personal identity that doesn't effect you at all? This may be 4chan but this kind of discourse isn't welcome here. She's just doing her job dude

>>527576562
>new
arguable
>shit
undoubtable

>Doing bugs
>DSS randomly fucking blasts me when nothing was around
Thanks..

>>527576743
karmic retribution for undemocratically shitting up the /hdg/ threads.

>>527576739
kys

>>527576739
kys

>those consoles on the ship that have served no purpose since launch
>8 months since new red statagem
>ship modules upgrades non-existent for a while
>no meaningful endgame
>illuminate roster is unfinished & boring
>defending Super Earth in megacities was somehow tedious, unfair due to leviathans and bugged (as expected)
>last two warbonds utterly dogshit

>>527576739
kys

>>527576739
Kill yourself.

>>527576739
kill yourself tranny

>>527576375
Why would they be unable to rework the passive? Doesn’t make any sense. I thought they’ve don’t that already. Not they I mind them particularly. Probably the only game where I enjoy the additional content drops due to the themes and implied in universe “stories”

>>527574567
>>527574892
as long as they are not the ones driving, unless the idea of SEAF getting in the vehicle with you means you can shoot and drive at the same time.

>>527576739
I don't even have to say it.

>>527577039
>>no meaningful endgame
BROOOOO YOUR WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION ??? BTW NO REFUNDS FOR ALL THE XP YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE XDDD
>last two warbonds utterly dogshit
Masters of Ceremony is peak tho.

>>527574096
that's not how melee damage works at all
melee attacks have an AP value and they hit like a normal projectile, delivering all their damage instantly.. melee attacks ignore breakable armour because the hitbox on the attack is so huge it hits the squishy interior bits, but it'ss till subject to armour penetration. You can't melee the front hull of a tank to death because there is no 'interior' to a tank, nor can you melee to death a bile titan by stabbing a leg because the armour of the fleshy leg interior is still too high

>>527577039
They have a purpose anon.

>>527577268
If you spent money on Masters of Ceremony then you deserve Swedish perfidy forever

>>527577486
They gave me what i wanted since day 1 : Officer cap/armor and the flag. I can't hate on them when they actually give me what i want, anon. They even made the armor perk decent now. If they buffed the flag a bit it would be perfect, but i'm not holding my breath.

>>527577039
Nigga do you have any idea how long it takes to get all those samples upgrades

>>527577669
>Officer cap
Wearing it with the police set is perfect
maximum cop larp

>>527568380
>>527574324
>>527577161
>watching in horror as your SEAF gf domes your SEAF wife with the mounted HMG while the latter is hanging out the passenger door trying to get a bead on the bugs but the road was too bumpy and her tits are too huge so they keep bouncing up and knocking her helmets chinstrap askew and her shots wide and she never sees it coming oh the democracy
o7

>>527576562
Not the same guy but here is my take

On one hand I’m happy the game is getting more content and support, but I would prefer arrowhead take their time to improve core parts of the game (More squid enemies, more mission types, customisation) than release bi-monthly warbonds.

Sadly I don’t think that will happen, premium warbonds are better for grabbing attention/profit than taking longer to work on free stuff.

>see leandiver
>my peepee gets hard
what the

>>527577828
Nigger most of this thread isn't level 40 anymore. We're almost all capped on samples since forever.

>>527577963
What the fuck kind of gun guys are you hanging out with

>>527577868
built for mating press

>>527577963
Where can I find these "gun guys in the 2020's" ?

>>527577868
I hate the swedes, but god damn if they don't know what i want when it comes to larping.

>>527577462
>”This planet cries out for aid, where will you-“

>>527578102
Its tranny art made by the terminally online
>The only people I talk to that like guns are grooming faggots like me, surely my view isnt narrow and people must have changed to be exactly like me

chat i need to pick a warbond

freedom's flame, chemical agents, truth enforcers, urban legends, servants of freedom, or borderline justice?
i don't really care about meta, but none of the warbonds really appeal to be aesthetically so i'd like to get the most bang for my buck equipment wise.

:3 colon three meowsierz wowowowow for supa earf

>>527578293
>FOR MANAGED DEMOCRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH I'M COOOOOOOMIIING

>>527577426
It’s coded as dot. It’s why you can hit multiple enemies with one swing, it does dump all its damage immediately, but as a dot through everything it passes through.

>>527578486
You can't really go wrong with any of them. I personally like Servants of Freedom the most because of the Portable Hellbomb, but all of them are pretty good. Freedom's Flame has the Torcher, Cookout and Inflammable perk; Chemical Agents has the Gas Grenade, Gas Dog and Stim Pistol; Truth Enforcers has the Reprimand and Halt, and Unflinching recently got buffed; Urban Legends has Siege Ready and the AT Emplacement; Servants of Freedom has the DE Sickle, Ultimatum and Portable Hellbomb; Borderline Justice has the Hover Pack, Talon and Deadeye.

>>527578486
Meta fags will tell you get urban legends but the real answer is servants of freedom

>>527574975
Good, he avoided a bullet of playing with a retarded host there

>>527578486
Chemical Agents/freedoms flame are great against bugs.
Borderline justice/servants of freedom for bots

Truth enforcers is kinda meh imo but i admit it looks cool.
Urban legends is pretty versatile;
Flamesentry is good for bugs, the antitank emplacement is amazing for defense missions and rapes bots. Also the passive is one of the best in the game.

>>527568904
ggz

>>527573984
This but make it knuckle dusters, every time you melee you create a 3 meter electromagnetic explosion centered on you.

>d10 bugs
>all objectives complete
>last person alive
>about 10s till next reinforcement
>DSS eagle strike kills me when nothing is around as I'm resupplying

>>527578486
>so i'd like to get the most bang for my buck equipment wise.
Urban or Force of Law.

>>527573984
Go fucking play Space Marine you retard

>>527579451
>An eagle never misses!

The DSS eagle storm is just a less TK-intensive version of the old DSS bombardment.
Completely unavoidable, absolutely no warning, nearly guaranteed death.
About as easy to kill you as it is to help you.
But since it isn't nearly as extreme it didn't gather the same hate... from the wider public.
I hate it plenty. Never diving on a planet with the Eagle storm active if it's my choice.

>>527579630
Not that anon, but i wish SM2 was even half as good as Helldivers 2.
I'll go back soon to try horde mode as a lamenter.

Anyone have an up to date weapon tier list?

>>527579741
>absolutely no warning
What's it like to be able to type messages on the internet while also being illiterate?

>>527579972
Cant have one without the other, SM cannot be as good as HD because the lore is now dogshit.

looking for leandiver gf

>>527573984
We gotta kill all warhammerfags

>>527579972
>lamenter.
my nigger

>>527580089
Anon.
My most beloved faggot anon.
Did you also manage to dodge the DSS bombardment when that little text warning showed up on your screen?
Did that text give you preternatural awareness of where the shells would land, allowing you to avoid or dodge it?

Or are you being a pedantic faggot on purpose?

>>527580089
Yeah, you know the eagle storm is going. But you don't know when it will fucking strafe you lmao.
>>527580142
Lmao, SM2 isn't bad because of the lore, its bad because it has dogshit rigid parry slop gameplay with no almost no variation. It gets old extremely fast. The new lore just makes it worse because now we cannot even have cool weapons like the stormbolter.

>>527569718
>>527573318
It's a Violence Begets Violence story. Every issue Super Earth must deal it brought upon itself due to its actions.
If the monsters Managed Democracy fought against didn't exist before they do now.

People always ask if Super Earth is a villain and proceed to compare it to the other factions, but the much cleary seen villainous acts are the ones it performs on the regular against its own Citizens.

This fucking HMG emplacement glitch is nigger dogshit lol
Doesn't just stop you from shooting, it curses your primary to have the same turn speed as the HMG.

>>527570327
>screeches at you until you feed her
It's cum

>>527580425
>Doesn't just stop you from shooting, it curses your primary to have the same turn speed as the HMG.
You worded that in the most hilarious way, anon. Thank for the laugh. And fuck sweden.

>>527580607
it's BAYUD

>>527580415
>SM2 isn't bad because of the lore
>its bad because it follows the lore
Enjoy your sloppa this is what 40k is now

>>527580776
The game got plenty of problems even before that, thats what i'm trying to say.

>>527573984
Even if someone made a 40k Helldivers game, it would only be good as an 8 player coop Imperial Guard game. Not another fucking Space Marine game.

>>527580425
damn, no wonder my ergos became shit after kek

>>527555269
>But we discovered their juices make good fuel so we enslaved them for fuel and experimented on them.
Hot. Need a Terminid girl getting TFed into a giant boobed juice producing machine

He landed the pod under the extract and it bugged out. It wont take off and were stuck.

Did you guys ever actually opened the notes you can find on POIs? I remember the one that explains that they captured a Charger and showed it a picture of a Helldiver and it was going INSANE. Meaning that Terminids remember the first war and have evolved to fucking HATE Helldivers.

>>527580894
Darktide couldve been Helldivers but they made it into min-max tryhard slop

>>527573984
Slop

Extract bugged out and were stuck. Even a timeout wouldnt force it to take off.

>>527581483
>an idea was proposed to make Halo version of Helldivers 2, but they canned it
I mean it would have probably been fucking shit anyway, but still. FUCK.

>>527581431
Nice AI art

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240986545780/76561199108851031
d10 whatevs

How many divers from the middle east are going to get bombed tonight?

Almost made me reply.

>join d10 bug mission in progress
>land at extract
>destroyers have already left orbit
>over 2 minutes until dropship lands
>1 person already dead
>no hellpod space optimization
>there's intact bug holes AT EXTRACT
>take them out
>things looking like we might make it
>webm happens
>last guy dies a few seconds later
Fucking joel.

D10 ze city bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240986582057/76561198050013591

>>527581872
Not enough.

>>527581968
2/4

>>527581794
2/4

>>527581915
Injecting dark fluid? Lol. No, seriously, though, the fucking literal SWARM of those fuckers that came out when you were extracting from that mission was unholy. I remember playing a D6 mission and 26 came out on top of me from ONE BREACH.

>>527581915
All im seeing is Morrowind gameplay.

>>527580554
Hot!

>>527581968
3/4

>>527581483
Fatshark are untalented hacks they are 100% making a Helldivers clone now

>>527581431
i dont give a fuck about helldivers lore because the devs clearly don't either.

>>527581431
Is the implication here that Terminids have genetic memory?

>>527581431
The bugs were intelligent at one point so it checks out.

how reliable is melee against predditor strain? it staggers so I can get away with not packing any cc/stagger options right

>>527583524
Well the small invisible hunters attack is where they pull back for a second so its actually pretty hard to time
And the big stalkers are immune to melee stagger so....

>>527583524
You'll just get double headshot instantly and die.

>Calling in a janny!
>"This is Janny 1. I have visual on the thread post"
>"Banning complete. Janny 1 beginning ascent."

>>527583220
Couldn’t it just have normal memory since helldivers or at least armed humans are the ones who forcibly captured it?

>>527581915
ngl shrieker swarm deaths are always funny. to watch, at least

>>527583524
melee is trash because its range is trash.

>>527583969
>tfw the flag might have actually been fun if it had it's modelled range
>they cut corners and made it a lance reskin
Nobody suffers like meleedivers do.

>>527583524
>melee
stop bringing that shit meme into lobbies, you are a handicap to your team

>>527575795
gg boys
except for you ABL user you are bg

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240986830298/76561198032441630
Bugs 10

>>527583524
It is barely usable if you use it as a backup while wielding a shield. Otherwise more often than not you're just playing on the bug's turf and setting yourself up to be mobbed and torn apart. Using the stun melee on chargers to hold them down is actually very easy and convenient enough to help your friends kill em.
You *can* intercept individual stalkers/hunters easily enough but the moment their number increases your chance of surviving dives off a cliff.

>>527583220
>>527583243
Could be they’ve evolved to recognize and hate managed democracy on genetic level.
>bug Rorschach test: blind chemically induced fury at the smell sound or vague shape associated with super earthian

>fuck it
>bring smoke
>bring supply pack, warrant, and cowboy armor
>click on everything without needing to aim
>holyshitthisworks.jpg

And then I brought spear
This- This actually feels like a fun loadout. What the fuck.

>>527581431
>implying terminiggers have survived close contact with chuddivers
Non-canon.

>>527584861
holy reddit

>>527584861
>Meta slave discovers just how stupidly easy this game has become

>>527584760
3/4

>>527584861
>take warrant for auto-aiming secondary
>take seeker grenades for auto-aiming grenade
>take SPEAR for auto-aiming support weapon
lock on primary when? I don't want to have to think at all about where I'm shooting

>>527585152
At that point you may as well just go all greens and let the AI play the game for you. Aka, the cuck build.

>>527584983
>waaaah fun loadout that isn't meta cal him brown

>>527585152
I totally forgot about that, thanks anon, I'm just hyper reliant on the urchins, that and I don't wanna TK that bad.

>>527585234
but I have to think about where I throw the ball

>>527584164
>>527583969
base melee, the gun swing. I should have specified

>>527580992
>tfw no aggressive mimicry spewer gf

>>527575795
i have a confession to make, i didn't mark these mines out on purpose

I wish the shield relay had some use case on bugs besides that one trick that lets Bile Titans commit suicide

>>527585593
>shriekers won't enter the shield
done.

>>527585152
>ORC for another auto-aiming stratagem
what are two more stratagems that are the least reliant on accuracy? SPEAR already takes up my backpack slot so no dogs, unfortunately

>>527585343
>gems that aim themselves
-Orbital Laser
-Orbital Railgun
and to a lesser degree,
-Eagle 110 Rockets

>>527585517
Take an EAT and smack em with it.

>>527574975
you did him a favour, now he can play with good players

>Bug swarm
>Hover
>Throw this straight down
This little dicksucker intercepted my stratagem.

>>527586046
Lets see that bitch Eagle-1 hit that, fucking cocktease.

>>527585560
>spewer gf who needs to ask you for help milking her bile

>>527580257
dont need a gf

>>527575795
Reminder that dog vents an be shot if you're on its back

LOBBY DOKO?

>>527586821
well I do

Am I the only one here that actually kind of likes this game

>eagle strike takes me and the other last guy out 5 seconds before we get another respawn
genuinely what the fuck is their problem

>>527587371
Everyone here likes the game. We just fucking hate Arrowhead.

>>527587371
make a lobby then if you just love it so much

>>527587412
shouldn't have yelled FOLLOW ME near SEAF-chan

>>527587412
They're jealous

>>527587371 here,
forgot pic. Im trans (she/her), btw in case that matters

>>527587371
Its my most played game. I'm passionate about it and i hate Arrowhead for being such incompetent fucks.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240987149533/76561198391046460
Bots

Do geological survey missions even spawn anymore? I can't remember the last time I saw one.

>>527587864
3/4

>>527580992
I actually remember seeing some guro artist had made something like that, the terminid diver model getting dicked and then put into a crusher, but it had some absolutely fucking awful music over it.

>>527587965
I played one the other day

>>527587864
Full

>>527564709
>enables simple ai tweaking
>removing two lines and altering another makes your fps shoot up by 30 at all times

>>527587783
Kill yourself.

>>527580424
>It's a Violence Begets Violence
it really is from the map of super earth its safe to assume ww3 scarred the earth and the fallout of that was so bad it caused the people to form a government so restrictive as to avoid more conflict but you cant unit people of all creeds without an even more alien foe

>>527587965
I feel like its capture the flag or geological survery. Never both

>fighting on planet
>host abandons after mission 1 and swaps not only planet, but factions
why are they like this

>>527588548
let me guess, bots > abandon > bugs

>>527588548
>hmm that last round against bots was quite an entertaining time
>I think now I'll hop over to this planet, looks cool and I'm feeling bugs at the moment
It sure is cool to have free will anon

>>527587034
It looks like an explosion killed the factory strider

I wish they let us swap primaries out with secondaries.

>>527589035
>Even on Super Terra, Tau have the biggest, milkiest, sweatiest tits you've ever seen.
Bless em

>>527589632
This, I want to dual wield the Verdict
>inb4 realismtroons chimping out on why it's not realistic

dualwieldniggers are mentally ill

>>527589889
I just think it looks silly. No need to be abrasive about it.
>>527589967
Trying too hard.

>>527589889
duel wield warrent

robby roko

Me I want full ambi controls on my guns for maximum tacticoolness

>smoke stratagems and nades can now block enemies calling for backup
Would this be enough for you to use them more than not at all?

>>527590559
Why can't you just kill the enemies before they call for backup?

Yes... /hdg/ will drink gallons of cum

>>527590559
Wouldn't really make me use it. The problem is that enemies can make accurate fire through smoke. I've had harvesters beam my ass down well after I've changed position after the smoke was dropped.

no content
no lobbies
no hope

>>527590559
What if they added an electronic warfare backpack that suppresses backup calls in an area. They could also add a jammer tower that suppresses a larger area.

>>527590559
>>527590764
I would only use the smoke grenades for stealthing.
Or maybe at the tail end of a wave I would call down a smoke orbital while cleaning up the rest.
Still like D tier.

>>527581968
GGs
What did Swiggers mean by this

Urchin is alright. Bit of a meme but it can block paths in city maps and also its fun to stun a charger and unload a mag to pop its ass.

>>527589967
>dual wielding secondaries makes them primaries
>can’t aim down sights, only camera shift aim
>but you get boat loads of low caliber ammo to compensate
Would be fun
>>527590172
No. All super earth guns are made specifically to spite the wrong handed (who all got turned to proto automatons generations ago for the crime)

>>527590559
>smoke is now filled with chaff and pheromones that interferes with them, so enemies can't aim or call reinforcements
>also it uses special gas that interact with high voltage, making any lightning attacks spread out across the whole thing
>and the gas is combustible so flame weapons ignite the cloud in an explosion
>and the gas is reactive to our toxin gas, spreading it over a wider area
Now is smoke worth taking?

>>527590559
that's what EMS already does
face it, if smoke can't be used for stealth then its only purpose of making ranged enemies fuck off is better served by a personal shield backpack or shield gen stratagem

>barebacked a slut a few weeks back
>now peepee burns
I NEED STIMS!
No it wasn't even worth it

>>527591727
This is why we just fuck terminids

shh, hdg is sleeping

>>527592039
Fuck you, time for some Vog-Sojoth kino
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240987489685/76561198055931055
WINTER BOTS LETS GO

>>527592153
2/4
get in here you queers

>>527592153
3/4 come on sissies

>>527590559
Just what this game needs, less enemies.
Honestly, if smoke and EMS being completely fucking useless aren't blatant indicators that the game is trivial even on D10 there's nothing that's going to wake people up.

Smoke's purpose is to make enemies lose sight of you and screen yourself from enemy fire.
Smoke does this, yet it is currently seen as beyond useless and an outright troll pick at best.

>>527592153
full

>SEAF unit deployment strat drops
>it comes with “stalwart emplacement array”
>4 hardened hellpods drop in a row, paneling open up to form a wall as cover
>instead of a liberator on top of each pod, there’s a stalwart set up poking out of a glory hole at the bottom
>have to go prone to use
>commanding SEAF to use them, then prone boning them for morals sake
Why not just use the grenade embattlement wall? Construction by a different deportment (the one in charge of hellpods).
Total bros who understand sometimes you don’t want bots and illuminate peaking over at whatever you’re getting at with your SEAF, or terminid jumping beans hopping over to get in on the action.

>>527590559
>>527592818
I would rather an EMS buff than a smoke buff.
I use smoke on occasion on D10 bots when I'm feeling lazy, because the accuracy cut they take when firing through it/the free LoS break is handy.

I used to love using the EMS and Gas in the same place (particularly on bug breaches) but the EMS strike is basically worthless now that gas can stand on its own