>>536834160
>>536834039
>look at map
>they're in the sector right next to Super Earth
Oh right they haven't been around long enough to understand Joel's rigging bullshit and the fact that we have no real say in the war. They think Super Earth is under threat lmao.

how sad, the SMG is just a silenced version of the StA-11 which is just a slightly altered Knight /spits
it's not like a suppressor makes a difference either.

FUCK someone baked and I didn't notice.

Predictions for tomorrow:
THE KNOWN:
>ODST warbond
>some sort of patch
THE LIKELY
>servers will be fucked
>store will stop working
>update will fix some extremely uncommon bugs, but not everything and certainly not the big ones that have been around for months
>update will introduce at least one bug that was completely unrelated to anything they touched
>Xbots will flood social media wondering why they bought the warbond but don't instantly get the armor
>new players will be confused and sad when they realize how janky and broken the game is because we all learned to cope with the Swedejank ages ago
THE HYPERBOLE BUT NOT REALLY
>Joel will have to rig the MO because stats will break with the new platform
>turning on cross play will crash your game
>superstore will be completely frozen up and eat super credits again for a while
>Xbox players will be desynced completely from other players and experience phantom deaths, warping enemies, etc.
>the update will include at least 3 critical level bugs that either make the game completely unplayable or crash the game entirely
>new profile integration will delete some people's progress/their profile and reset progress to include warbond and super store purchases, likely due to the Swede not checking for duplicate names
>the install size will increase by 50GB on PC and remain unchanged for consoles but there's no new content in the game
>oh and theres no new content in the game
>torsodivers and wormdivers are back
>gun stats get reverted to a build from 6 months ago (this is their dev build)
>yet another apology and "Were working on it, video games are hard guys!" posts on Discord
>shams making more pants shitting jokes as the game burns to the ground
Gimme yours NOW.

I woke up and remembered the shitpost I was going to make for this new MO.
>be Narrowhead
>be arrogant swedes
>design an MO before Xbox launch that requires more players and definitely will fail without them
>don't even look at preorder numbers or active Xbox players on co-op shooters
>everyfing weel be fine, slava svedka da?
>Xbox launch day
>3 more players log on
>whuhoh.tif

>dead thread
>dead game
it's over

>>534925085
They're so fucking stupid for moving on to a new game. They had a massive wave of popularity and people return in droves for the major updates. But the retarded Swede just can't think correctly and so they leave their massive hit to the interns and Alexus while they fiddlefuck making Magicka 3 thinking people will actually buy it like they did Helldivers. They don't even understand WHY their game did so well.

Fuck me I have never seen a game so squandered.

>>534391113
Let's see the shit I run into every single game
>desynced and jittery physics if I'm not the host, especially noticable on gunships
>enemies hopping over corners of terrain or warping up and down
>enemies pathing directly to corners and conga lining around them or just getting stuck
>devastator chaingun noise super fucking loud and doesn't end until the corpse despawns
>getting flung under the map by ragdoll
>impact damage spazzing out and killing you due to a bump on the head
>ghost reload/spam reload/desynced reload
>Helldiver positions desynced with them warping around a bit during heavy fights
>looking at certain angles will just destroy frames
>random slowdown on long matches with noticable frame dips no matter the settings, usually accompanied by sound getting crackly or dropping audio
>sudden and janky movement causing me to miss shots because the enemy popped down or up randomly on terrain
>stratagem ball bounce on terrain I know for a fact it won't bounce on
>getting in some form of ragdoll loop/lock
>stanky arm on the super destroyer
>hellpod sequence massive framerate shit
>aliased as fuck helldiver portrait models
>large enemies like BTs, factory striders, harvesters just getting slowly stuck turning a corner or doing loops instead of taking a broad way around, allowing them to use their movement properly.
Yeah that's it for now.

>>528161628
HE STARTS WAR HE FUELS WAR
THE DREAM OF SUPER EARTH CAN NEVER COME TO BE AS LONG AS THE SWEDE YET LIVES
BY RITE THIS LAND IS OURS AND BY GOD WE WILL PURGE IT OF HIS BLIGHT
FULL BORE
HOLY WAR
SAY HIS NAME AND THE BEAST WILL WRITHE
SWEDE
SWEDE
SWEDE
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
Swede hatred posting is fun they're silly little svens and I hope they enjoy their time off. They should do better but I can also just play bots and let the squids rot.

>>527932690
Yeah how shams said it "keeps them grounded" is fucking insane to me. They are probably the most glazing, dick sucking, no-bad-bad-words, delusional fans of this game... And that's saying something considering the state of the Discord. It's fucking unreal.

At least there was a *mild* criticism of the Levi on the front page today.
>Hey guys! Um, don't wanna come off as TOO HARSH but uh uhm *gulp* gosh I just love the game so much and the devs cum tastes so good (did I say that out loud oopsie sorry Alexus babe)
>Anyway! If the devs have time because they're so swamped and working so hard to give us the BEST experience possible and are probably all on their WELL EARNED vacations right now... But... If maybe just maybe they could spawn a tad less often? It'd be real improvement...
>NOTHING ELSE IS WRONG WITH THEM AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE LITERALLY TELLING MY BOYFRIEND TO KILL XEMSELVES
>Love you guys this community is so great and accepting of trans people (which I obviously am my profile is a dead giveaway), happy pride!
Vile.

>>527562980
he's a washed-up has-been

Thinking I might dip out on the game until bot cities. The new warbond is likely the last content we will get for the summer, and since it's stun/arc based it's a memebond. Until stun has a longer duration, it's functionally useless. Arc also is so inconsistent and is an incredibly shitty anti tank damage... Yeah pass. Aesthetics wise I can just use the Unbullpupped Liberator mod for the Adjudicator and get my AR look I want.