Thread 536669171

Xeno women edition

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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So

>LATEST PATCH
Aug 5 1.003.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905

hunter-chan trying to use the dickle but i tell her no and bring the stim gun out of anxiety

>>536669171 (OP)
That bug is actually male btw

>>536669672
Hot!

Do you think armor perks should be decoupled from armor so you can wear what you want for its look/base stats?

>no EDF crossover
???

>>536669796
>he wants bacon-flavored apples

>>536670207
Ok but can we at least have the option to recolour them, please?

>>536670207
>Grapes your apples
NOW WHAT, BITCH?

To the anon with bots. Thanks for hosting.
We must Drive. Together.

>>536670207
Literally who the fuck cares about how they look? Do they think people are out here strategizing their armour sets?
Fucking delusional.

>>536670207
>equipment looks different because it has different effects
Okay so what I'm seeing, looking at Heavy armors, is
>Cinderblock is Siege Ready because it has little extra gear webbing; at least Roadblock visibly has extra magazines on it.
>Salamander is Inflammable because it's got orange highlight colors, and that's it.
>Winter Warrior is Servo Assisted because it.. has snow boots and no visual indicator for throwing enhancement? Same shit for the Dreadnought.
>Lockdown has Advanced Filtration because they put a toxic emblem on it and colored it mostly green, without any actual air hoses or any indicators at all as to how it blocks the gas damage.
They need to shut their mouth.

>He isn't coordinating armor effects with his squadmates

NGMI lil bro...

>>536669796
>>536670207
I think armor should be edited to precisely represetn whatever the fuck it does.

An armor like bloodhound, which doesn't have extra grenades should not have extra grenades on it's belt. Same goes for all the stupid armors that have details unrelated to their effects.

>>536669826
I don't get it

>>536625887
The game is just swede-slop, it's bare minimum effort content drip for dadgamers. I can't wait for the "wave" (see an extra 20k players at most) of xbox players to see through this paper-thin game and come to the same realization.

>>536671438
me neither

>>536670182
Imagine the requisition slip penalties.

>>536670207
>our spaghetti code literally can't handle transmog without exploding the game's stability
there, translated it from Swedish

>>536671475
Anon, there's very few co-op games besides beat em ups or survival titles that actually have endgames of any sort, especially in this modern day of classes and leveling systems. You're not expected to ever be "finished" even with something like Left 4 Dead, never mind Deep Rock Galactic, Risk of Rain or so forth. You just play for your fill and then come back when you feel like it again.

>>536670931
they're just lazy swedes, the coding to make it transmog is too hard

>>536671530
>>536671438
Bottom right panel, middle guy's chest

>game's signature mechanic is its dance-dance style stratagem call-ins, red ones especially are a power spike that help you & look visually awesome
>not a single new red strat in over a fucking year (in a "live" service game)
Just lol.

>>536670182
crossover with fun? impossible

I'm starting to feel fatigued from how trivial objectives are; stratagems are simply too good at countering them with minimal effort.

are there any beast of a peach mods?

>>536671176
>Dreadnought has a bunch of grenades on it but just gives throwing range and more limb health
>Every unflinching armor
>Parade commander has the chance of not breaking limbs with the power of friendship and anime or some shit

>>536671779
Deep Rock and RoR have actually competent devs that offer the game new meaningful updates and support, didn't RoR drop an expansion recently? Left 4 Dead 2 has multiplayer which is so good and mechanically tight that it's keeping the game decently afloat despite having 0 new content (except adding in L4D1 maps and weapons a while back I think)

>>536672187
we need the entire map to be a bot fortress

>you now remember the insane hype & speculation over mechs and other potential vehicles
I hope this game becomes a case study in never trusting Swedes and their laziness

>>536672212
>RoR devs
>Competent
Not even Hotpoo was competent, dude. They left Risk of Rain 1 broken for months, and Risk of Rain 2 had a rushed, unfinished launch. The Gearbox devs are even worse.

>>536671867
I still dont get it.

The super earth govt may be the obvious baddies but your helldivers fucking aren't, they're literally defending humanity from genocidal aliens

Do people also scream and shit themselves about the UNSC also being a dystopian fascist government as well?

>>536672396
RoR2 doesn't brick my computer to the point that I have to force restart and cancel at the last minute

>>536672532
no bc the people that do that hate religion even more

>>536672382
EoS before APC, I feel it in my bones

if you think the thread is bad right now, just wait for all the dormant shitposters and tourists to come and shit in the thread

>>536672187
>>536672293
some underground facility objectives would be cool desu

>>536672575
>Whataboutism

I can't wait for the absolute shitshow that's going to happen tomorrow

>Game has more-or-less the exact same mission types and structures almost 2 years from launch
How do you even do this

>>536672679
please.....

>>536672721
One game crashes constantly and the other doesn't, how is that whataboutism

>>536672187
>Entire map is trench kino with contact mines, unexploded hellbombs, barbed wire, and artillery craters.

Yeah I'm thinking that sounds kino. Even just a 'pre devastated' map modifier would be cool...

>>536672832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlQcKBUcgmA

>>536672681
breakthrough mission where the map is a moderately wide, long rectangle and you're breaking the line for SEAF troopers

>>536672191
I was going to bring up Dreadnought armor too.
>Demolition Specialist and Ravager armor have grenades
>therefore their passive is engineering kit
>Dreadnought armor has grenades too
>servo-assisted
Has Arrowhead ever switched an armor's passive?

>>536672943
Your statement has nothing to do with me claiming RoR devs are incompetent.

Soooooo what happened to the dark matter jetpack?

Can I get away with using Senator like a primary somehow? I overlooked it for a long time (since I'm an Eruptorfag) but it turns out I love it

>>536673215
Too much fun and useful, so it was removed from the game forever because fuck you.

>>536672948
>artillery craters full of gas pooled at the bottom
I hate being so cynical but that sounds cool which means nArrowhead won't do it.

>>536673215
tier 6 upgrade, future slopbond release BELIEVE ME

>>536672743
>"wait, mechs are total dogshit?"
>"the big charging thing's weakspot isn't the back? It's the legs? Wtf..."
>"why would I bring light pen when medium pen does full damage to more locations?"
>"so throwing knives suck? Why would anyone pay for that?"
>"nobody uses mines, why are they there?"
and so on

>>536673404
The Senator is only good for popping Heavy Armored enemies. It has no chaff clear ability, therefore making it a shit primary. Even the Eruptor has shrapnel to delete multiple enemies.

>>536672532
>Do people also scream and shit themselves about the UNSC also being a dystopian fascist government as well?
Yes, right after they get done defending communist mass murderers like Ho Chih Minh on their private discord servers.

what the fuck is that image

>>536670182
Just make a planet where all the bugs are the size of bile titans same effect

what are the best perks? i just use the one that gives me double grenades, is medium armor still meta?

>>536669826
sus
>>536670205
I 'member when this was first posted.

>>536673715
I think there was a funko pop gears of war game at some point.

>>536672948
>barbed wire
I want it. We had it.

>>536673598
>charger weak spot is the legs
It is not the legs. It has not been the legs for months. Did you even play the game at all since August 2024 retard?

>Tenderizer
>4x scope
>Flash hider
>850rpm burst
Your battle rifle if the MA5C doesn't live up to expectations later

Jewstice oy vey!

Did they somehow fuck up fire again? I tried the torcher today for shits and giggles and flames just didn't do shit to small enemies

>>536673928
>MA5C AR is medium pen
>Tenderizer is not
Not my Battle Rifle.

>>536673118
No, and in case you couldn't tell.
A lot of the old (at launch/first couple of months) armor has a name that indicates that they're supposed to have different armor perks, but the swedish wiggers fucked up and gave them the wrong one.

The Drone Master (store) armor has SC on its title that's consistent with scout armor, yet it's engineer armor.
Meanwhile the Combat Technician (mobilize bond) has SA on its name and the description implies Servo Assist yet it's a scout armor.

Then there's the Polar Patriots armor which has CW on their name yet their armor perk is just basic ass ones because it was a scrapped/cut perk.

>>536672832
It's just an amogus joke?

>>536674369
>It's just an amogus joke?
The two people that join are playing to be the bad guys intentionally instead of jacking off about media literacy.

>>536674117
If you're hitting weak points like a Battle Rifle should be doing in the first place, then the difference is negligible thanks to the Tenderizer's damage and precision in a burst fire.

Is this the Halo thread?

>>536671438
He's white and they are black.
Also loss.

>>536674960
God willing, it will be tomorrow.

>>536670207
Most armour should be black with yellow trims. THE FEW REMAINING armours are permitted to be yellow with black trims.

what time does the new warbond come out?

sc lobby doko

>>536674960
soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

>>536675312
Around 12 hours from now I think.

>>536674960
>you dont have 10 dollars for the new warbond?
>I wipe my ass with 10 dollars

>>536672743
Honestly what's not going to suck.
Both silenced weapons are going to have shit damage for the "realistic" silenced aspect.
The shotgun will have barn yard sizes spread, with like slightly more damage than the punisher but a 1 second reload speed.
AR might be okay, because it's just an AR with ap3. But no attachments means it's very likely to have shit recoil.

>>536675312
9 hours and 20 minutes if we assume 11am swede time.

>>536675286
This. I love the Helldiver weapon skin for all the weapons that weren't black and yellow. I want the same for the armor too. And nobody tell me to just use mods!

What are the odds of narrowhead making the .50 caliber pistol have a double-digit amount of damage per bullet?

>>536675704
The Helldiver weapon skin doesn't paint the weapon barrels/only paints the muzzle thread+attachments.
The only weapon paints that colours the barrel is the urban one.

>>536672382
>people wanting a vehicle bay to customise exosuits and future vehicles
A deep hopeful part of myself still wants this but at this point god knows it'll never happen to the extent of being able to personalise exosuit weapons or the FRV's mounted gun.

>>536675783
It's not the one from the mainline Halo games. It's the ODST version which had nerfed damage compared to the standard in return for a flashlight, laser sight and silencer.

>>536670207
>Make good looking armor in the super store
>Make shit armor in the warbond

>Can't do transmog because people would just find their favorite armor and never swap.

>>536675783
Isn't the Verdict like .55?

any word on a store set to go with the slopbond?

>>536676020
>filtration pumps
>hazmat
>gas mask
>uhhhhhhhh lets just put a yellow chemical sticker!
Lockdown is SHIT

>>536673507
This is the average SEAF/Bot frontline. VGH...

PSA
THE LAUGH EMOTE IS IN THE SUPER STORE
PSA ENDED

>>536676010
Isn't the ODST magnum basically the H2 magnum with a scope? Also, the wikis say it's still chambered in 12.7x40mm.

>>536676257
The Lockdown looks shit because all the heavy armor in this game looks like fat suits rather than armor, not because it doesn't have "classic" gas-protection on it.
Also it has that weird flip visor thing that doesn't even have anything behind.

Oh and also all the armor looks like garbage from behind because swedes thought covering it up with a cape is enough instead of having stuff on them like Dead Space does.

sc farm doko

>>536676010
It's literally the same receiver and ammunition. The damage change is game mechanics, not lore.

>>536676020
Is the guy on the far right some kinda space welder?

>>536676257
>Lockdown is SHIT
At least we got Fallschirmjaeger armor out of it.

>>536676723
Nobody here even plays the game

Ok anons, make bad weapons viable. For instance, fix the plasma punisher so that it actually does ballistic contact damage.

>>536676919
Since the swiggers are too lazy for anything else, the least they could give to shit weapons would be more ammo.

>>536675364
>>536676723
Should've done your farming days ago like everyone else sis..
>>536676919
All weapons are viable, some are obviously better than others but what are you some kind of metafaggot?

>>536676919
make all

>>536676020
From the looks, these are the armor abilities
>fighter pilot, faster call in for eagle?
>hazmat suit, gas resistance?
>shitload of magazines, siege ready?
>Fat fuck with shiny rigid plates, extra padding? Stap proof effect?
Bacon apples?

i haven't played in ages
is the best way to farm for super credits still lvl2 bug missions?

>>536676264
this shit is not worth it

>>536676919
Plasma punisher makes a vacuum and sucks enemies towards the source of the explosion instead of pushing them away.

>>536676264
>>536677274
sure would be nice if they bothered to add more than ONE SINGLE LOOPING LAUGH

>>536677274
Hello saar! Shams Jorjani here! I learned from the work at Paradox that selling less content for more is great economic for business!

>>536677274
Worst armor effect in the game so far. On the same tier as the extra reinforcements booster.

>>536677448
>Hello saar! Shams Jorjani here!
I think you mean "Shalom goyim!"

>>536677445
They are absolutely against hiring voice actors. They are using what is already in the files. And that's the "held shooting button for too long" laugh. Which they cut in the middle off so it sounds like shit.

>>536677445
If it at least looped both laughs it'd be less grating

>>536677629
He's a poojet.

Ok, I knows he's Iranian, but its all the same brown, subhuman phenotype to me.

>>536670207
he wants hd2 to be a team game so bad

>>536677964
Doesn't matter what he wants. He roached out and left the game to rot the moment Globohomo's eyes turned on him. They're not stupid, they know he was taking jabs at them.

>>536677252
>>shitload of magazines, siege ready?
It's funny how that works, because this means the actual armor ability of Advanced Filtration is based on the fucking HELMET.

D10
Lobby Picks

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241905796167/76561197999417031

>accidentally matchmake into D1
>its some guy that immediately crashes my game when he sees me
>my matchmaking no longer works
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO TO ME

>>536679152
Activated your anti-cheat.

>>536679152
uh oh he brought the pub aids back. Do not join our lobbies you are infected

>>536679152
crashed your destroyer, with no survivors

>>536679152
no system is safe

So is everything that was shown on the Halo collab gonna be in the Warbond or am I gonna end up having to farm more than 1500?

>>536679489
How many other umabros are cross threading?
I know you're here...

>>536679489
Far as we know it's all in the warbond. If anything else follows up is a mystery, but there's nothing like a stratagem or extra armor or so forth for now.

>>536679489
You need 2500 super credits because there is a 1k mystery warbond directly after halo.

>>536679651
WHERES THAT EAR DECORATION HUH
YOU LIKE HORSE COCK HUH
YOU ARE GAY FOR HORSE PENIS HUH
HUH

new red stratagems tomorrow
new super destroyer upgrades tomorrow
new illuminate sub-faction tomorrow

>>536678967
get the fuck in here

FUCK someone baked and I didn't notice.

Predictions for tomorrow:
THE KNOWN:
>ODST warbond
>some sort of patch
THE LIKELY
>servers will be fucked
>store will stop working
>update will fix some extremely uncommon bugs, but not everything and certainly not the big ones that have been around for months
>update will introduce at least one bug that was completely unrelated to anything they touched
>Xbots will flood social media wondering why they bought the warbond but don't instantly get the armor
>new players will be confused and sad when they realize how janky and broken the game is because we all learned to cope with the Swedejank ages ago
THE HYPERBOLE BUT NOT REALLY
>Joel will have to rig the MO because stats will break with the new platform
>turning on cross play will crash your game
>superstore will be completely frozen up and eat super credits again for a while
>Xbox players will be desynced completely from other players and experience phantom deaths, warping enemies, etc.
>the update will include at least 3 critical level bugs that either make the game completely unplayable or crash the game entirely
>new profile integration will delete some people's progress/their profile and reset progress to include warbond and super store purchases, likely due to the Swede not checking for duplicate names
>the install size will increase by 50GB on PC and remain unchanged for consoles but there's no new content in the game
>oh and theres no new content in the game
>torsodivers and wormdivers are back
>gun stats get reverted to a build from 6 months ago (this is their dev build)
>yet another apology and "Were working on it, video games are hard guys!" posts on Discord
>shams making more pants shitting jokes as the game burns to the ground
Gimme yours NOW.

>his little brain cannot grasp the fact that everyone is bad in HD2
>his little brain cannot grasp that SE is the morally darkest faction in HD2 because it's just trying to genocide everyone in the galaxy, meanwhile the other factions are just fighting back humanity and never fighting eachothers

>>536679790
>sees a horse GIRL
>thinks of horse COCK
got something you wanna tell us there anon? huh? HUH?

Anyone have the link to the super credit arrows?

>>536679790
Yes

>>536680020
>dont have permission to join

>>536680320
k

>>536680423
fixed it

>>536677274
Have you ever looked closely at the banner? I never noticed until an anon pointed it out.

>>536680246
Status effects don't get fixed
Variable gets buffed.

Teaser for new illuminate on Thursday, a long with new warbond drop.

>>536678967
2/4

>>536680246
>Xbox newbies teamkilling everyone at extract to "steal" your samples.
Ahhh... just like the launch days.

How long it takes to progress through the battlepasses? considering picking up tomorrow since it probably will go on sale and I want the nazi armor from masters of ceremony

>>536678967
the host will tonguepunch you if you join

came back for odst grind
the fleah mobs are not a problem desu
jetpacks and voteless spawning on ur ass though, still annoying af

>>536680846
>That picture

>>536680479
bruh lmao

new emotes leak real

>>536678967
still 2/4 wee dive in 3 mins... get in here

>>536681008
Most people gets at most around 40 medals/hour, most less than that, can go faster if you powergrind by spamming d10 eradicate missions.
You can then count out the total medal cost for the warbond here.
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Warbonds

>>536679651
I've been grinding SC for the Halo shit while getting my ass beat in CM so yeah...
>>536679697
Ah thanks bro, was kinda worrying if it was gonna end up some shit like the Killzone collab which caught me with my pants down after blowing all of my SC then and had nothing.
>>536679721
Eh that's alright, thanks for the heads up tho.

>>536681279
alright alright
but you made me drop my Metal Gear Solid 5 for this

>>536678967
3/4

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>>536681258
Thodan will make a video about this.

>>536681638
lol you know it’s just gonna be the ODST warbond and MAYBE some a new minor objective or 2 at most

odst warbond in 12 hours so get your SC ready and get set for a combat drop

>>536680846
Literally me playing solo

>>536682041
>Halo
>The retarded copycat of every other better shooter
Pftahahhahahah

I'm going to take plasma weapons and a K-9 and "accidentally" team kill every ODST I see

>>536682543
>Halo
>the game that every other shooter copycatted
There's a reason why nostalgia wins for Halo more than its newer stuff ever did.

>>536682665
>he never played quake, unreal, tribes, etc
yikes

>>536682543
>the final desperate gasps of the doomsissy

how many hours do you play per day

>>536682820
It's Tribes Ascend shot itself in the foot by soft capping velocity. The only reason I played that game was to run dual flag carrier/interceptor at 450 km/h

>>536659617
>Flame nades over shadow pyro tech so much right now it's not even funny.
Pyrotech grenades are anti-tank grenades like thermites. They're more finicky to use, but they're more flexible since you can use them to kill a clustered group of mediums or occasionally do some light area denial vs chaff enemies. Also you get six of them and they're entertaining to watch. Simply the fact that you get six of them on its own makes them competitive from the perspective of spawner closing utility.

>>536682986
None.
I finished all warbonds already and HD2 is a kusoge pretending to be AAA.

>>536681486
Lobby is private

>>536683016
>It's Tribes Ascend
*It's a shame Tribes Ascend

>>536683173
lol beta male

>>536683437
The SC was from a chink hacker, I'm not paying the swiggers a single fucking dime.

>have a long fight with bots in a city, civilians have steered well away
>killed by a seaf grenade, fine whatever, lets plant the hellbomb
>three civilians run right past me as I run away from it so they specifically get up as close as possible to the hellbomb
Okay yeah, it's not just stupidity, there's no way they aren't explicitly programmed to fling themselves towards something that will kill them.

>>536683542
Their lives were in your hands.

>>536679651
very important pls advise: do the umas have horse pussies or human pussies?

>>536680479
sex cape/banner never comes off

>>536683709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAB9KpZtnZs

>>536683879
Which ever one you prefer

>>536683173
how did many hours and how did u farm ur medals

>>536683173
>control group armor looks good in the warbond banner
>looks like absolute shit on player model
why are they like this

>>536681638
That's a new one isn't it? Other leaks were on moon biome?

Maybe it's closer than we think.

>>536684025
I always thought it was a man screaming what the fuck

>>536684293
Might have been because the armor wouldn't have gone with anything, making it olive drab helps
Also think they're testing color swapping armors.

>>536684130
my fetish is official documentation

>>536684315
Yeah, they're fully ready

Am i the only one who is having problems with the map not updating on Bot missions? Stuff like side objectives not appearing, red areas wont dissipate despite clearing the place.

>>536681258
all of these would be too based and useful to be emotes and ought to be core mechanics but won't be because swiggers

>>536682041
Rookie's optical illusionary big naturals...

>>536684581
I was fully expecting this to be essex

>>536684282
I only started playing like 4 months ago and finished everything by the 300th hour.
Helped that the chink hacker also gave me 1k medals, but that only really shaves off 30-ish hours tops.

>>536684581
>narrowhead makes illuminate MYSTERY WIZARDS
>they'll get drowned out in the spawn pool by fleshmobs

Haven't been around for a bit, so how's the CG bond overall? That armor passive sounds nuts, and I might be a bit retarded but what does it mean by "short-lived"? Do you just resuscitate for a little while then die? Also warp pack seems nuts too from what I've seen people use it for.

>>536678967
3/4 bugs... hurry up

>anons asks a pubbie the skin question on planet earth
>mics up
>*smacks lips*
>"ON DA EARF?"
>immediately kicked

>>536685335
skin question?

>>536678967
Give me a sec, slopdivers crashed my pc

>>536670207
>equipment looks different because it has different effects
>FS-61 Dreadnought
>>>>>>servo assisted
Fuck that retard

I almost feel sorry for the xniggers. They have absolutely no idea how much of a failure the swedes are at gamedev, so their expectations are going to get crushed.

>>536685548
>battleslop 6 in a few months too

>>536684786
One can only hope they permanently bench the retarded Voteless bullshit.

>>536684786
>The mysery wizards have 10k HP, 100% durable, 100% explosion reduction and summon fleshmobs

>>536678967
we're still missing one guy
it could be (you)...

>>536685548
They also don't know how firmly entrenched the crypto-commies and sexual deviants are in this community. They'll have to learn the hard way.

>>536685548
Probably the same cycle I went through when I started at the start of this year
>"Oh cool! You can liberate planets on your own? Thats awesome!"
>"Wait, why is every defense so heavily stacked against us all the time?"
>"Why does it take so long to liberate a single planet?"
>"Its not railroaded, you guys just didnt dive the right planet!"
>"The rigging joke is actually true, isnt it?"
>"Joel is a dogshit GM."

>>536685335
but I didn't remove all of my skin today

>>536685747
Swedes have to beaten over the head with pushback in order to understand that something they did sucks. It's beyond hoping.

>>536686005
You missed the part where you realize that new warbonds always gives off the feel that "no one playtested this shit" and how the game in actuality really is just a kusoge pretending to be better than it is.

>>536684929
The Illuminate owe humanity reparations.

>>536685320
There are ways to prolong your life (stims and mech immediately come to mind) but your chest is bleeding out and you move so slow that it's not really worth it. it basically gives you time to kill whatever killed you, but there's plenty of situations where it won't activate. the arc resist is pretty useless. Warp pack is one of the best tools in the game, considering it lets you avoid one-shots, hazards, and being mobbed. Epoch is fun, not the best but far from useless. It can 2-shot anything and can one-shot most weak spots. Arc grenade is S tier, it's basically like firing an entire de-escalator mag at something. variable and laser turret are just okay.

>>536685680
I can't believe people have any faith in nu/not-DICE after that shitheap that was 2042. Like, it's obvious as day all the actual talent that studio had are working at Embark Studios now.

>>536686148
>Swedes have to beaten over the head with pushback in order to understand that something they did sucks.
Reminds me how crafting in Darktide had these stupid fucking locks that literally EVERYBODY hated and wanted them gone and it took them MONTHS to get rid of them. Or how some weapon traits were just straight up dogshit and Fatshark told us some shit about "hidden potential"
Pure fucking arrogance on Swedes. "We did nothing wrong, you guys just dont get it :)"

>>536686314
I thought we won the reparations MO and immediately spent it all on lotto scratchers and swisher sweets?

>try to farm SC solo
>but hey fuck you, warp pack-less loser, here's a bunker with SC in it
>and that sos signal only had one responder who quit before they even tried to finish a loadout

>>536686390
>Pure fucking arrogance on Swedes. "We did nothing wrong, you guys just dont get it :)"
what is in the water that provokes this behavior?

Now now gentlemen

Remember the last time you got hyped for Cultists.

>>536686720
you can take the mech, back it up to the door, and it will let you exit inside the bunker

>>536686720
Should've brought mech, you can walk backwards into a bunker door and exit into one.
It's fine for most maps where there's only 0-2 bunker at most if you're warp pack-less.

>>536686734
It has to be some weird sense of superiority about their work/life balance or something or how the last war they were in was in 1800s so they probably see themselves as a bunch of enlightened faggots lording over the americans.

>>536686306
The big problem is that their balance lead has a mindset where he unironically thinks shit like:
>We're getting feedback that _________ is underpowered and useless? That's ok. It's ok for things to be weak. Not everything has to be good.

>>536687429
>"What are they talking about? Look how good it is!"
>*Plays exclusively on D6*

>>536687486
Don't forget
>*prescreens for the most pussified and positive feedback they can get on reddit*

>>536687429
don't forget about they only listen to the low sodium helldivers reddit

>>536686720
>he didnt boughteded the Control Group warbond
>he didnt downloaded the arrows mods

>game is clearly a satire of European Colonialism
>the fanantical worship of Democracy in-setting is clearly a mockery of Secular Liberalism as a surrogate religion for modern Europe
Europlebs pretending its about America are seething and projecting, as always. Ohohohohohoho.

If you want someone to entertain your fantasies go hire a prostitute

>>536686720
just host SC farming and get someone to help you

hmmmm this thread seems to require my media literacy skills

>>536687892
>play game
>people who made game make changes that make game less fun
bro my product is shittier, the need to fix it
If I bought a prostitute and she grew a penis after owning her for 3 weeks, I would demand change

>>536687637
I wish they would listen to the blow loadium reddit so we could get some actual waifus

>>536686720
Bring the fucking mech with you, you fucking subhuman

Post yfw performance and bugfix patch beggars get BTFO tomorrow

Which secondary for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuX79Ud8zI

>>536686881
>>536686883
>>536688107
i'm level 23

>>536688018
enlighten us with your takes

>>536688220
Senator
Talonniggers the door is back and to the left

>>536688236
supra erf bad

>>536688220
do you even have to fucking ask when there's only one real answer

>>536669171 (OP)
Roughly 7 hours till peak fashion drops, niggers.

https://youtu.be/T655Z_ccQNs

>>536688336
>roughly 7 hours until fags out themselves for immediate kicking
I can't wait

>>536688231
You're better off joining d10 bots until 25 instead of farming SC that early.
Also you should as well be picking up green samples from d1 instead of just reseting missions being that new.

>>536688336
StealthGODS are going to have the best fashion possible in the game.

>>536688336
God I want to be able to paint like this. Can't even see any lines.

>>536688545
You're Portuguese, nobody cares what you think. I've had the displeasure of working with your kind and you all stink of vintage ball sweat. Learn how a shower works.

>>536683113
now that i think about it, pyrotech grenades are very similar to DRG's tactical leadbursters

>>536688648
The Infiltrator Scout armor is already one of the better drip in this game, and the ODST armor perk is less functional than even the Scout armor perk is.

>carrying team
>teammates constantly dying
>only one not dying
>pick up dead dudes samples
>immediately kicked
>solo it out without dying
kek.

>>536688336
it's 11 hours
can't you niggas do math

>>536688841
You dont even have it to test it

>>536688956
holy cope

>Update drops
>New warbond weapons are ass AAAASSS!!!!!
>Multiple bugs that have zero connection with anything that crash the game
>They havnt fixed the existing bugs
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>536688930
>Release time of the Warbond is 9am BST to coincide with the Xbox release
>It's 1:54am BST right now
The math isn't mathing, my dude.

>>536687697
>>the fanantical worship of Democracy in-setting is clearly a mockery of Secular Liberalism
Shhhh, you'll summon the unironic communists who can not fathom that concept and are 100% convinced this game is ONLY talking shit about American right-wing politics. They do not see it.
>racism?
>banned
>nationalism?
>banned
>decentralized government?
>you're going to the gulag

Would (You) take an exosuit with these friendly stratagems? It is an eradication mission.

>>536688956
>+PoI compass range to 80m from 60m when you can already move your map cursor to highlight them
>Quieter footstep sounds (retarded swedish vaguepost if it affects agro range)
>No leg injury

>>536688930
You sure about that?

>>536689090
>>536689186
>Release time of the Warbond is 9am BST to coincide with the Xbox release

they should have saved the first earth invasion for this

>>536689186
Good thing I had an evening nap, I'm going to be up late tonight

>>536689179
forgot pic

>>536689265
What's the purpose of delaying the Warbond another 4 hours? Also, why is it being released 3 hours after the standard 10am BST window?

>>536689079
don't forget killing all useful mods like the crosshair and audio

>>536689312
Super Earth invasion was such a shit moment I wish they kept it in oven for much longer. Illuminate in general should have been in the oven for longer.

>>536688336
>spend tons of money and time training elite soldiers, making spaceships designed to drop them from orbit, etc
>equip them with peashooter submachine guns

>>536689186
>1 am pst
WAIT NVM I CAN HOST LETS GO

>>536689678
We talking about Helldivers?

>>536689538
I sincerely do not understand why such a major event was used by the most undercooked faction in the entire game

>>536689769
I don't know about yours, but my helldiver drops with a 20mm autocannon

>>536689737
It drops 4 hours later at 5am.

>>536688545
just like the creek cape?
just like the RR?
just like the ultimatum?
just like the killzone armor?

>>536690053
o

>>536687637
>>536687486
I hate that a lot of the weaker weapons would be far more palatable if they simply had a larger pool of spare ammo to improve their overall ammo economy. But the swedes seem to have a stick stuck up their ass regarding the max amount of ammo that we can carry based upon metrics like the number of pockets on the average player model.

>>536686734
>>536686892
Swedish arrogance + the obtuse obsolete abandoned Stingray Engine = changes and additions are IMMEASURABLY COMPLEX
Ask any Darktide player and they will tell you Fatshark is the exact same flavor of Swedish arrogance and incompetence as nArrowhead. Even something simple like changing a weapon's damage number will introduce new bugs and unintended changes because the Swede's game engine of choice and version control is fucked up beyond belief.

sc
farm
doko

>>536690337
Honestly you could bring every single item in the "I'll teamkill/kick anyone who ___" checklist, go to every single /hdg/ lobby, and no harm will come to you. Whingers will never host, and they're too scared of getting kicked to teamkill.

>>536690636
Hedge should have been fucking sacked for his bullshit and yet they protected him. Dude single-handedly ruined any good will and hope people might have had for Darktide when it released.

>>536689179
>>536689372
No because it will get destroyed and then that stratagem slot will be useless while you wait the entire 10 minute cooldown being swarmed. When if you brought something else actually useful (like EAT) you can call in 16 free anti-tank shots in that same time.

tomorrow helldivers is saved

Yep, that's a kick

>>536689179
Maybe on bug eradicates where it's so piss easy it doesn't fucking matter that it gets blown up early like >>536691180 says.

>>536689132
Not even a theory, thats just whats gonna happen

>>536689179
>Would (You) take an exosuit
No. Not even because of the stratagems. But because I can't resupply the weapons even with the supply backpack.

Also why can't we repair things yet?

>>536687429
The moment he was gagged and bound in the basement things immediately started improving. And any time he broke free things immediately got worse. He is currently free and has been for a while now.

Reminder before tomorrow:
>buy your super credits if you're going to, the store will shit the bed tomorrow
>purge all your mods, yes they will all break
>verify files
>turn your computer on and let Helldivers auto update because it may take hours like the last major patch
>don't request time off work it's gonna be a broken mess
I miss anything?

>>536691739
Where's my lovebot shipment?

>>536691629
Immeasurably complex, please understand you are in Sweden.

>>536691739
The Reshade that came with the Cinematic Tool mod is just like any other reshade on the Nexus and should remain between updates, right? Still like removing the capes for ODST stuff.

>>536688648
Not gonna stop loving muh spooky bathrobe, but theoretically lessened noise should be crazy, can't wait to give it a shot.

Is 1 fun if I only played 2? Whats with all the dlc?

>>536691739
purge your shader cache
\AppData\Roaming\Arrowhead\Helldivers2\shader_cache

>>536688873
The game's been out for over a year and people are still completely retarded and don't know everyone in the team gets the samples everyone collected at the end. It's honestly incredible how absolutely braindead the playerbase for this game is.

>>536692114
>spooky bathrobe
Huh?
>lessened noise
In my opinion this comes more in handy than reduced visual detection, because there's a handful of ways to cut that down but no ways to make your footsteps quieter.

>>536692162
items were behind money-only DLC for the first one
if you want to play above d9 be prepared to spend real-life goybux on it

We have successfully defended Inari.

>>536691739
I'm actually dreading the server quality tomorrow. Very real chance we're gonna get a mirror of launch. Between the ODST warbond + possible drop of new Illuminate enemies + maybe 100K Xbox players, the thing is gonna be a fucking disaster.

>>536692150
needs more rubber, but I'll take her

>>536691649
He looks like he has Downs

>>536692474
He is a s*rb after all.

>>536692162
I picked up 1 after playing 2 and I'm having a decent time with it. It's a very different game and it's a lot harder to solo. I was failing missions on Easy because it is absurdly easy to die in Helldivers 1 and you only get 2 auto revives. If you can get past the beginner levels on your own and start SOSing every game there are still people playing, just gotta play at good hours.

The DLC is like every warbond would be for 2, but some stuff is straight P2W. I'd recommend disabling all of it before going in, otherwise you have instant access to tons of OP stuff and won't get the newbie experience, which is important because you unlock newstratagems by completing operations.

>>536691649
How this dude has a job is beyond me. The damage he singlehandedly did to Hello Neighbor 2 killed a franchise that was rising to be on par with FNAF, that's how much he fucked up the game.

>>536691649
>>536692474
>>536692560

>>536691151
pretty slick

>>536692710
He has to be a nepo baby. How did they look at his track record and go "yes. This is the man we want to balance our game"

>>536692150
Death to all clankers.

>>536692150
If my democratic fuckbot arrived looking that smug I'd paint her face with my backed up cum immediately

>>536692162
It's pretty hardcore compared to 2. All players having to share the same screen even with online play, and a lot less leeway for movement and play as you're in a twin-stick shooter setup, really demands you and any other players you tag with to be pretty on-point.

>>536692373
That makes two for like 20.

Its so wholesome that you're so confident in this being a shitty launch that you're giving eachother advice on how to protect your PCs

>>536692263
they should improve the training, going through those simple concepts even if it's just one line. Fuck satire, go full genuine

>>536692971
It's Narrowhead we're talking about here. Has a single one of their major patches not been an unmitigated disaster?

>>536692150
The fuck, mine was supposed to be whitre, blonde and blue-eyed.

>>536692971
Arrowhead doesn't exactly inspire confidence when they broke their AMD FSR like six months ago and still haven't made an effort to fix it.

>>536692740
Why is your helldiver so thicc?

>>536691649
qrd on what he did on Hello Neighbor??

Epoch buffs tomorrow!

>>536693473
Charged Plasma weapons are doomed to always suck

>>536693441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3LG0eAWcXs

>>536693620
Purifier goats ww@

>>536693620
purifier singlehandedly shuts down squids

>>536693473
Pass the copium tank, cadet

>>536693473
If it doesn't get a safe mode (it won't) I still won't use it.

>>536693785
Holy fucking shit I hate Swedens so fucking much

conten wen

>>536693971
Two morrow

4 reskins tomorrow.. get hype!

I find squids fun, but goddamn do randos struggle against them. It can be a chore to carry them in higher difficulties. I'm basically playing solo since they are usually just running away or are dead.

JOEL
>>536694153
>tomorrow
You mean Thursday.

>>536694613
Pubs struggle on everything /hdg/ spoiled me

What if there was a full first person mode

>>536694613
I don't get how people struggle against a faction that effectively becomes neutered against

>MMG
>Laser Cannon
>Dog Breath
>Lib Guard Dog

Like take two of either of these and the entire faction becomes a joke. If you want an even more baby-mode experience, take the MG Sentry and Gas Grenades.

>>536692740
big ass

>>536694785
>*kicks him from the game*
>GAYYS

>>536693820
I mean what doesn't shut down squids?

why have they still not made jetpack squids move like they have a jetpack and not squids in water?
why is the fast hard hitting unit the same tankiness as ground ones?

>>536694153
>4 reskins that will somehow introduce a raft of bugs and issues

Besides the warbond and the Xbox launch, do we actually know a single thing about tomorrow's patch at all?

>>536695925
lol. lmao.

>>536693785
the throat game must be insane, embarrassing even the shameless hollywood broads

>>536695925
you want more???

>>536696058
>>536695982
The question wasn't an expectation of more, rather "why are people expecting more when nothing else got said?"

Portable hellbomb is so based.

>>536695925
Expect the game to be unplayable

>>536696357
yep surprised it wasn't nerfed into the ground for being actually fun to use

My dad works at Sweden and he says they will release the APC tomorrow. Trust the plan guys.

My mom works at Sweden and she says the APC was scrapped but they dont feel like removing it from the games files.

>>536689678
There are drop pods for various support weapons, John Chief picks a rocket launcher from one in H2 I think. Or was that H3? It's been a very long time. The real advantage of Helldivers is their reliable logistics and on-demand support with incredible accuracy.

>>536694904
Easy, you don't bring those strategems

>>536696167
>"why are people expecting more when nothing else got said?"
pic rel

>>536696167
>"why are people expecting more when nothing else got said?"
A lot of the latest enemies we've had came as surprise inclusions with zero fanfare in the patch notes.

>>536696167
>>536697320
Not to mention that often the most significant changes in each patch are undocumented. Go by the patch notes and you'd never know that stun was nerfed, that EMS strikes now have the demolition force to kill a strat jammer or that the warp pack can bypass bunker doors.

>>536697460
>that EMS strikes now have the demolition force to kill a strat jammer
I'm sorry, what?

>>536697690
ayyy lmao

>>536696167
They're idiots. Tomorrow is the Xbox release and the Xbox scam-bond only. The actual warbond and actual update comes later (not too long, they said the next warbond is coming very soon and is releasing independently from the gaylo scam-bond).

>>536697760
>Faggot Arrowhead keeps making enemies with every more absurd health and armor
>Keeps increasing the AP value of everything to compensate
Just, like, bring down the inflation, bro.

A Palworld crossover would save the game

So Im buying the new stuff but Im apprehensive about its usefulness

>>536693785
From what I gathered from people who actually thought hello neighbor was good (it was never good) it sounds like he literally removex all the features that people were looking forward to. Like the open world and the AI "learning" by looking for you in hiding spots that you used previously. Crazy.

>>536673118
>Has Arrowhead ever switched an armor's passive?
Only once. When Democratic Detonation released the Ground Breaker armor was advertised to be released with the Fortified perk like the other two armor sets. But when the warbond launched it had something different on it, I think it was servo-assisted.

These clown ass retards couldn't even manage that level of quality control, and barely do much better to this day. When people complained they switched to Fortified like it was advertised in a hotfix.

But that is the only time. Despite Pilestedt's BACON FLAVORED APPLES bullshit neither the Knight or Dreadnought armor sets have had their passives changed to something more fitting which is retarded. Because I dont know about you, but I can't help but notice that unlike the steeled veterans armor sets NEITHER OF THOSE SETS HAVE ROBOTINC SERVO ACTUATED ARMS.

>>536697760
but god forbid it stuns anything lmao

>>536697760
Fucking why?

>>536698138
Still mad the War Strider doesn't follow any of the rules of the other Automatons.

>No
>Glowing light isn't a critical weakpoint for some fucking reason

>>536698336
Big bug woman... I like regular Chargers more than Behemoths though...

>>536698641
It's Combat Engineer, not Fortified.

>>536697760
>Buffs one of the worst strats in the game
>Doesnt tell anyone
What the fuck is their problem? No, seriously. Why the fuck are they like this?

What will /hdg/ jam out to in a few hours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-T6lEYJHm8

>>536698397
The majority are just slight side-grades. MA5C is an Adjudicator with two more bullets, M7S is a Knight with two fewer bullets, M6C is a Redeemer in Semi-Auto. The only one that might actually be significantly different from any other gun is the shotgun and I'm not holding my breath.

>>536698336
your art ability completely mogs mine, amazing work anon

>>536698915
this genie is not a competition, man. Let's all enjoy sexy monstrous girls together, as equals.

>>536698260
Palworld's devs actually work and release biomes and shit instead of endless skins.

>>536698745
Whoops, you are correct. But that is what happened with the armor set. Its the only time they've ever switched an armor passive.

How likely is the xbox update to be a huge flop and the playerbase only increase by about 15% for a few days?

ok the stingray is kinda bs

>>536698983
Aye.

>>536698756
halo music exclusively or you're a fag

>>536673649
Oddly specific example. I'm guessing you're a seething American

>>536699057
The stingray is one of the only good squid units.

>>536699003
I expect 100K Xbox players and will slowly dwindle to about 30K over 2-3 months which is about on par with the rest of the platforms.

>>536699161
It just needs to have friendly fire enabled.

>>536698756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEtwaDPxqB0

>>536699143
>Oddly specific example.
Because I've literally seen them do it in their gay little secret club discord server.

>>536699057
It sucks when the tracers fail to show and the shitty sound mixing obscures that the stingray is about to strafe you.

>>536699284
>This aired in like 2002 well before mass migration
>Indian
>African
Fucking prophetic lmao.

What's the ETA for the update/warbond drop?

I am capped on medals, and have over 4K SC saved so I spent the last few days replaying Halo 2, 3 and ODST.

I've got a fresh feel for the weapons. I really hope AH didn't fuck up the shotgun.

>>536670207
Perhaps Lt. Piles can tell me where to purchase bacon-flavored apples

>>536699487
READ THE FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING MONKEY

>>536699487
10AM sweden time.

>>536698756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePLDO68lcA4

>>536698559
I looked around in the discord and one of Alexus comment on removing the mechanic of hiding under the bed because it had no place in a game like this. You know, the fucking stealth horror game? This slavic fuck was already mentally ill before moving to HD2

>>536670207
>or the other way around
Yeah, because who would ever by apple flavored bacon?

>check map for enemies
>none
>call extract
>turn around
>25 voteless, 2 overseer 20m behind me
>start shooting
>after a short burst I'm hit from voteless on my left
>identical group but 2 flesh mobs
this is the only faction that spawns 50+ units wihtin spitting distance the second i turn around

>>536699161
most of the squid units are ok by themselves
in tandem together though and it's just poor game design

>>536699315
>not the one where the music changes as you progress to higher difficulties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlI_fJpPYkU&list=RDRlI_fJpPYkU&start_radio=1

>>536698683
>how to fix war striders while not making them a complete and total fucking joke
reduce the inner leg joint armour from 4 to 3. that's it

It's already got 20% less durability than the AV3 tank heatsink so weapons with lower durable damage ratios will kill it faster than a tank heatsink, but its small size and position doesn't make it trivial to hit like the heatsink weakpoint which is so massive you can actually hit it from side on. Here's what would change, numbers are: existing breakpoint/new breakpoint/tank heatsink breakpoint

AC:5/3/3
AMR:5/4/5
HMG:21/13/22
LC: 5/3.2/3.75 seconds

>>536698756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WWjwsCCOFM

>>536688336
What the fuck did he mean by this?

>>536699630
hmm nyo~

I genuinely excited for ODST

Mainly because it's ironically the only Halo content that feels more faithful to Bungie-era lore than actual modern Halo shit

>>536700389
what's the matter anon? you don't like LGBT flag rainbows all over your catboy helmets?

>>536700317
fuckers have been real quiet since then

>>536700451
I don't like their shit storytelling and making entire new plotlines with zero followup three games in a row

>>536700682
That's a "yes" because the things I said and the things you said are intrinsically related.

did they silent buff devastator head health?

>>536700682
>diddnt kick lockes head off so fast most players diddnt even realize the fight had even started yet
then they should have given us back control of chief for the rest of the game

>>536700682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtPgDkhx85E

>>536698756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KeI0-0hbJI&list=PLVFu5mCs8PVi9gzKmuNwqDmRTMNYmHgDR&index=14

>>536700682
This is how 343i interpreted peak human soldiers who have reaction speeds of <10ms, can sprint at 30mph in full armor, and can punch with the force of a 50cal.

>>536700451
Man, forget the woke bullshit, the campaigns back in 4 and 5 where none of that silly shit was even in-game still didn't look like actual halo. The entire artstyle was off, the characters were worse, the writing was atrocious, it completely lost the feeling of an "epic space opera". Halo 4 at least had an interesting humanist subplot, but Halo 5 was a straight-up Marvelslop movie and to this day I still refuse to play it.
And Multiplayer was no longer setting trends but chasing them. I remember how pissed a lot of oldfags were when half of 4's mechanics were lopped off of CoD.

And god, what an abortion Infinite turned out to be. 343 refused to commit to anything, Microshit got even greedier and started taking away features older games had just to try and sell them back to the players.

>>536700389
343 never understood the mythopoetic undertone that Halo is supposed to have. The Flood is a Biblical reference and the Forerunners saved the sapient species of the galaxy in a kind of Ark. The Forerunners sacrificed themselves for the sake of humanity. John-117. John 1:17. Cortana. The Song of Roland. The Divine Comedy. Vergil. It's all there for anyone with eyes to see.

>>536700682
Lmao halo 5 was such ass. This shit looks like a slow motion WWE match.

>>536670207
I can't take this complaint seriously when half this general has coomer mods installed

>>536700682
This is what happens when your games are made by committees of suits instead of passionate nerds.

It'll happen to your favorite series, too.

They should change Eradicate to "40 minutes to clear the map of bases" with increased patrol spawn and completely remove Bricks.

>>536701012
>>536701142
Yeah see here's your problem: The people in charge of this franchise would sooner protest in front of a coffee shop owned by Christians than understand what "mythopoetic" means. They don't care about any of that shit because they'd rather quote Yoda than Paul. They can and will destroy everything good or interesting about any intellectual property they ever interact with, just like Starship Troopers has been destroyed by infantilization passed off as "satire."

>>536701398
>>536700682
Mocap has been a disaster for video game animations.

>>536701398
nigga I don't have any favorites series left this has happened to everything

>>536701409
Also stop giving me blitz missions so goddamn much.

>>536701459
Believe me, anon, I'm entirely willing to believe that nuHalo's failure was born entirely of the malice and spite of those entrusted with it. I just think it's much more likely that they were self-obsessed talentless hack incompetents.

>>536700682
Based on how its gone I think Halo 3 should have been the chronological end point. Even stuff like ODST and Reach are similar to how all of Tolkein's extended work gives more context to LotR. The more grounded (relatively speaking) relatable military sci-fi story was told and concluded in Halo 3. Everything that has come after it chronologically has been ridiculous nonsense that requires the audience to engage with all sorts of cumbersome extended material in order to fully grasp. And even after you do that the story being told isn't the same type of universally relatable one that it used to tell.

if you wanted a quick laugh, apparently PS5 players got a botched update somewhere and Helldivers 2 sprung a memory leak something bad, you can apparently only do 2 operations max before the lock ups get so bad it crashes the game.

>>536701917
It's both of those things.

>>536701459
>>536701917
Why not both?

>>536702034
It's just the PC bug that some people have been having since a few months ago entering the console ecosystem.

>>536701527
I'm not really sure why they mocapped a fight between two super soldiers. Like it's fine when they're just walking around or doing normal stuff, but the choreography and speed make them look like they're phoning it in instead of fighting for keeps.

>>536698641
>Servo Assist
>robot arms
The combat technician (medium scout) from Mobilize was originally intended to be servo assist.

>>536698756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJZakyaXM1c

>>536702674
Crazy. There aren't any servos on that one either.

>>536702747
I know exactly who posted this

>>536702818
And the legionairre (light servo assist, the only one currently) is supposed to be scout with its SC designation.
And the Drone Master (medium engineer) is also supposed to be a scout armor.

>>536702227
>the bugs are evolving and expanding their reach to areas previously thought safe
Why does this sound familiar?

>>536671836
Why would you want that gay shit? This isn't Warcraft

>>536703412
Because it's a PvE game and player drip shouldn't be affecting gameplay significantly.

>>536702747
For me? It's Somewhere I Belong https://youtu.be/GEGieUB4b3c

>>536698756
https://youtu.be/jyZ-3m1QZ-8
the right answer

Papa Roach
Linkin Park
Breaking Benjamin
Halo OST

We're going back.

>>536703516
KILL ALL DRIPPERS

>>536698756
Halo music by Martin O'Donnell, of course
The first and only time I'll ever turn off the ingame music

>>536703758
Don't forget P.O.D, Puddle of Mudd, and Korn

>>536703683
nigga we're dropping ODSTs, not Elementals

>>536703292
Guess who's making the game heavier in size too.
HEART. STEEL.[SPOILER]

>>536703758
real boomer hours

>>536703608
Fuck me, right back to Iraq, man.

>>536699642
>>536702747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh8w1aQ6IdI

bacon flavored apples bacon flavored apples aghhhh!!!! you can't have armor that doesn't match its passive or weight class at all except for the legionnaire and the breaker and the titan and the drone master and the trench engineer and the combat technician and the juggernaut and the ground breaker and the model citizen and the frontier marshal and the knight and the dreadnought

>>536703758
https://youtu.be/Q4APBJ1w_tQ

>>536703608
I WILL NEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEER BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING TILL IIIIIII BREEAAK AWAAAY FROM MEEE

>>536704552
>>536704905
You want to membah? I can make you fuckin' membah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Pok72d_sU

>>536703970
please.... I have to go back....

Is the killzone warbond also releasing today, and will it have vehichle/hellpod/pelican skins aswell?

>>536704905
Just saying, 2000-2007 had the lowest suicide rates on record. I think people who grew up in that window are justified in glorifying it before everything collapsed in 2008.

The 2000s sucked, the 90s were way better

>>536699642
was gonna post this, there's really no other option

>>536703516
aside from the outliers mentioned across the thread, most armor reflects the passive and is immersive so no

>>536681258
Shouldn't be emotes really but actual logical interractions (that wouldn't be all that difficult to implement) designed to add some teamwork and reasons to stick together would be nice and make sense to add.
Which is why this is never happening.

>>536705065
2011 mogs all of them because thats when Todd gave us Skyrim.

i kneel to our new halo overlords
anyone know if there will be new shoppe content?

>>536705032
?

>>536704979
man I remember playing that game as a kid and having no idea whatsoever that the wider battletech universe even existed, then I revisit it 10 years later with the entire game completely recontextualized by the lore

>>536704523
Honestly? If I somehow managed to get bullshit through whatever hell this game has for development I'd go a mix of greed and pragmatism
>get an armor? cool, the perk is with the armor
>.. but if you get three armors with the same perk, whether from a warbond having a complete set, or from the superstore, you unlock that perk permanently to be used as an extra armory choice and disable the current armor's perk
For most people by this point a year and a half in it would be automatic unlocks for basically all of them, sure, but it would still encourage people to "learn" the perk with its themed gear before cracking it open for the hoard, and make impulse buyers looking for that minmax bullshit go thrifting on the Superstore more often.

>>536705235
Cringe as hell

>>536704969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvziPPpryv0

>co-op horde shooter
>absolutely zero (0) team mechanics other than boosters & assisted reload
What even is the appeal of this game atp

>>536705235
>i kneel to our new halo overlords
Millennials are taking over. Those who resist will perish.

>>536704523
half of the ones you mentioned have passives that match

>>536704552
I still cannot hear this song without thinking of Mech Assault 2.

>>536705482
I am supply packing you, get your fat ass over here

>>536705235
It's been confirmed that there won't be any Halo stuff in the Super Store, but I'd be surprised if Arrowhead didn't release another Helldiver warbond at the same time. Something called Light of Liberty was leaked by the French PlayStation account a little bit ago. I'm hoping for that.

So do we know the stats for the new shotgun yet?

havent played since the attack on super earth
what did i miss?
does the SC arrow mod still work? im missing 500sc and just wanna grind it out

>>536698756
goes surprisingly hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJJlQazSloY

>>536705416
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn33LLmwzeY

>>536705416
>ska in my presence
https://youtu.be/C0AYIX8Utfo

>>536705482
Stimming you!

>>536705603
Link? Also that shit ain't leaks, it happens EVERY TIME. It's 100% intentional to build hype.

>>536705482
The One True Flag was the perfect moment to introduce AOE team buffs and they fucking squandered it for a meme. It should have been something like faster reload speed, better ergo, and damage mitigation the closer you are to the flag. But oh no, lol take your glorified pike.

>>536705482
HEAR! *schzzzzt*

oh yeah, it's nu-metal hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt4rHIhWogA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRPxao3e_jY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jy_lW-kSho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJsoquu70o

come home, halo 2
mechassault 2
UT2004

>>536705619
>havent played since the attack on super earth
>what did i miss?
Nothing.

>>536705803
fuck off with the blanatanly magical bullshit, yes democracy protects is dumb too

>>536705026
anon, I...

>>536705907
figured as much ...
how about the Super Credit Arrow mod? Is it still a thing?
I vaguely remember they wanted to do something about how SC spawns on the map.

>>536705131
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

>>536705921
there was a laser beam gun stratagem that healed you and repaired vehicles and chained to multiple targets at the same time in helldivers 1 but you guys aren't ever going to be ready for that conversation

>>536705291
one of my friends tried to get me into battletech after I played mechassault. Thankfully I was far too poor for that

>>536706045
>Universes converging into an HELLISH brotherhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

>>536703758
>OOONLY
>THE
>STROOOOONGEST
>WIIIIIL
>SURVIIIIIVE

why aren't (You) playing the fortnite starship troopers season made by "competent devs" it even has transmog and every gun can kill every bug

>>536705619
>>536706102
Would you be interested in some sc hacks?

>>536706232
>epic games launcher

>>536706301
please... no more escharum...

>Automatons pushing towards Super Earth
>Illuminate pushing towards Super Earth
SAVE US JOHN HALO

>>536706301
Nah. Arrow mod is good enough.
The grind is not that bad and I can rope my buddy into it so it goes even faster.

>>536706232
listen, just because I play this kusoge doesn't mean I don't have standards

>>536705921
>Helldivers being extra motivated to fight better, thus getting a bit more accurate and faster due to increased focus, upon seeing a symbol of what they're fighting to protect? No, that's literal magic

>>536706102
Just buy sc and spend the time you would have spent grinding actually playing the game.

>>536706376
>SAVE US JOHN HALO
if they ever do second runs of these licensed bonds and decide to jump the shark, NPC Chief could be a call-in like the SEAF squads are supposed to eventually be. Long recall timer, one Spartan, and it just starts murderfucking its way through whatever's in sight until something stupid happens or a superheavy casually tramples over it.

>>536706232
>have friend that's real into Extermination
>install for free weekend with intent of grabbing it if I like it
>epic games account pls or no play :)
Get fuuuucked man. What's even the point of free weekend at that point?

>>536706637
I refuse to engage in microtransaction.

>>536706598
yeah idk what that retard is yapping about, squids are pure magic anyways. So many no-fun motherfuckers plaguing this game

>>536705921
>fuck off with the blanatanly magical bullshit
Spoilers: Super Earth stole the Illuminate's mind control "technology" and use it.

Are we ever getting that damn APC

WE ARE GREEN
AND VERY
VERY
MEAN

>>536706301
Yeah.

>>536706796
>Are we ever getting
answer: no

>>536706126
Don't mention the five round stun bullet infinite rapethrough railgun primary or the handheld burstfire tank killing toxin mortar, else it could get bad

>>536706796
No, we really needed the halo warbond instead.

how many hours from this post is the video game update

>>536706930
about 5 hours

>>536706392
https://files.catbox.moe/9zymiy.7z
ogey, gotchu holmes

>>536706930
like 5
im using the super store as a clock

Thick squid thighs.
>>536699003
I predict either ridiculously XBAWX HUEG sales, or ridiculously low sales. There will be no in-between, just one of these extremes.

>>536706768
For some reason there's this sorta tactical "realism" crowd the game attracts, and they shrug off all the sci-fi that lets you heal hemorrhages and broken limbs with a stim shot, the giant cyborg robot people stonking around like they came out of WH40K, and so forth so they can feel awesome about shooting shit.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241921321538/76561198026977961

Come fight some bots with random loadouts!

https://hd2random.com/

>>536706996
thanks buddy you can mine some bitcoin on my 4080

it's been a really long time since I've been in a general with actual hype and energy

>>536707073
>Arrowhead: "Our game needs to be believable!"
>Also Arrowhead: "Throw this bouncy ass ball to show your ship where to fire its heavy barrage"

>>536707058
Either way the rest of us lose, because now they need to spend dev time on the xbox port every update going forward aswell.

>>536706110
LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE

https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/155
I'd say I feel bad for this guy doing these updates right before a patch, but I dunno how to feel about his direct Reach ports that look iffy in the engine.

>>536705871
I just realized Helldivers 2 is about to get flooded by a battalion of 30-40 year old XBox Live chuds. Thank God.

>>536706827
Inna bit i gotta shower

>>536707280
Okay.

odds I join lobby
evens I draw eagle blowjob

>>536707357
>>536707085

We're waiting, 2/4

>>536707073
The reason is simple, realismfags are too stupid to suspend their disbelief

>>536706783
How in gods name did you get this at only 1.4MB

>>536707357
>evens I draw eagle blowjob
rerolling for you

>OP pic
coombrains HAVE TO be put to a wall, I am so sick of it

>>536706784
>spoiler
So fucking hot, I am foaming at the fucking mouth. Imagine what the Democracy Officer gets up to with that tech.

>>536705921
You have no idea what blind faith can factually do to a person's physical performance and mental acuity. The entire story of Desmond Doss is effectively one man's heartfelt and absolute belief in God allowing him to go well beyond tangible physical limits. He dragged over 70 men back to safety, I don't think the top 1% of human beings could have managed 20. Dragging dead weight is a fucking nightmare, never mind being shot at while doing it.

Now take that same concept and apply it to pure patriotism to Super Earth.

>>536707497
it's too late anon, I'm already in the lobby

>>536707542
>Imagine what the Democracy Officer gets up to with that tech.

>shinobi art of vengeance is available now for those that pre-ordered the deluxe edition
oh hey something to play while waiting for the patch

>>536707157
Don't worry, it will all come tumbling down tomorrow

>>536707457
fegelein is really good at image compression

>>536707542
Want to hear the most deranged but potentially valid head canon? Super Earth used the squids' mind control technology on themselves and everyone else. All they did was make everyone everywhere vehemently believe in and worship Democracy. "What could go wrong?" they asked. Behold the path paved with good intentions and its terminus.

>>536707357
>>536707497
God obviously does not want you to draw HD2 furry porn.

>>536707815
>furry

>>536707815
>furry porn.
Anon...

So what's next after Halo?
40k Imperial Guard crossover?

>>536707085
3/4

>>536707891
Please no, keep 40k faggots as far away from this IP as humanly possible

D10 bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241921740245/76561198367351768

>>536707886
>>536707887
He is right, coomer drawfags are all furries.

>>536707085
3/4 again get the fug in

>>536707997
I farted in this lobby don't join

>>536707891
please yes, maybe then we'll get an actual sickle in the form of a lasgun instead of the fake ballistic gun we have now

>>536707985
but anon, this game was made by 40k faggots

Bugs owe me sex

>>536708109
No wonder it's so shit

>>536707891
Better.

grounded sci fi is very different from the fantasy sci fi shit, halo and stuff like the aliens movies have human technology that's believable barring the actual space alien shit that also just advanced technology rather then magic. compare this star wars and warhammer where goons are just fucking shit up with their minds and actual demons and ghost exist

>>536707891
>>536707985
>>536708109
>40k Imperial Guard crossover?
30k Solar Auxilia

>>536708208
>

>>536707891
PES 2019

Hard to be excited about the Halo weapons we're getting. In ODST, only the pistol and shotgun were worth using at higher difficulty.
In fact I don't remember the assault rifle being useful outside of Halo 1 when it had 60 bullets instead of the lame 32.

>>536708208
What if demon and ghost do really exist?
We have no real evidence of aliens either so it's pretty much equel levels of fantasy.

Expectations for the next major update?

>>536708629
new squid units slowly tricked out

>>536708629
Even more barebones than the last one!

>>536708497
>he thinks

>>536708497
It's confirmed 1pm.

When is the update dropping?

>>536708629
>One (1) squid unit
>Twenty game-breaking bugs
>No fixes for current bugs
>40GB download
Hope you like

>>536707997
2/4

>>536707354
https://files.catbox.moe/4v7hy6.zip
here you go, have fun brotein shake
if windows tells you its a trojan ignore it, put it through virustotal if you want to be sure, micropoo is retarded, have fun

>>536708629
Fixing the dropship bug (by having it spawn in enemies like the illuminate), fixing the audio bug for the new armour (by breaking the revive altogheter), reverting the epoch (by accident).