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>Version 3.4 "For the Sun is Set to Die" Special Program will release on 2025/06/20 19:30 (UTC+8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4OmLnWnmno (EN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCNdn_owYPs (JP)

>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home

>3.3 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250509version-kvx5ju/index.html?

>Version 3.3 Trailer: "The Fall at Dawn's Rise"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8suWXD8jso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86rpnKULps
>Cipher Character Trailer — "Piece of Cake"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxGowChsEdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Y1tNRvb8k

>Current Character Banners: Cipher, Aglaea + Qingque, Xueyi, Sushang
>Current Light Cone Banners: Lies Dance on the Breeze (Nihility), Time Woven Into Gold (Remembrance)
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39254665

>New Drip Marketing:
>Hysilens (5* Physical Nihility) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39370239
>Cerydra (5* Wind Harmony) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39388506

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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>528026918 (OP)
MY FVARKING HEROOOOSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>528026918 (OP)
Sure good playing as an actual HERO who MATTERS rather than a cameraman.

Yuri general!!!!

Sundaybros...we were supposed to be BiS for every hypercarry in the game...

A fucking THRONE-LEVEL Emanator

We love Fofos032 here.

Go fuck yourself

Cameraman and shipping general

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MY


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need this cute pink elf

My wife is so cute

Cipher goddamn flopped

Someone summarize the leaks we got.

>>528027235
If we won't have a bedroom scene with Cyrene, it's all over.

The argenti killer

"ML immortal" content doko?

>>528026918 (OP)
This is your MC? Yikes.

Leaks said that sparkle sp will be the school uniform

>>528027302
I've seen mygo in Anaxa's kit leaks but I still don't know what the fuck it is

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (29)

>>528027153
>Sparkle is wearing Sunday's Signature

I can't believe I shittalked Shaoji all this time when he was our strongest ally...

>>528027302
She will become God.

>>528027358
everything is an MMO
at the end everyone will be released from tubes like in SAO
the plan is to turn Phainon (Irontomb) against Nanook

>>528027450
JK Sparkle gf

>All the heirs are just AI
>Don't even feel like rolling for anymore of them
At least Tribbie and Anaxa are good for my E2 Herta and Cipher is good for Archer. Don't even know If i want to roll Hysilens for Kafka or if I should just skip until 4.0

Buckbroken

>>528022268

>>528027539
>the plan is to turn Phainon (Irontomb) against Nanook
I thought the plan was to use him to take down Nous.

>>528027479
Why do you not let your wife wear anything under his apron? He could get cold.

SHAOJI FUCKING FLOPPED

Remember to save your pulls for 4.0, so you can roll for real people instead of AI simulations

>>528027524
>2nd half banner
>Right before March and Dan
Could be wrong but I wouldn't be surprised if she was just Phainon aftersales and was just ok with everyone else

>>528027653
hands off! Nous is Ruan Mei’s prey.

Hyacine is male irl

>>528027153
Why is SW good for that team?

What happened to acheron collab with infinix 50 phone?

>>528027358
everyone is a .exe file with stupid names like khaoskid666
khaslana jobbed 30 million times and became the ANTI-WORLD fueled by HATRED
cyrene was the CH of time and intentionally started the timeloop
lygus likes to watch
castorice is a sexual deviant
(You) are the hero

Rate my pulling plans and post yours
>skipping all of Phainon & Reddit fate collab
>Hylisens 50/50 and pray that I lose
>Cerydra for YUNLISNACK

>>528027503
Shaoji literally killed every single female character as sacrifices to promote his fucking Kevin expy.

Teams do not matter in this game. Just pull the newest supports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=humrfqTc4Cg

>>528027751
>elation is important in 4.X
Mihoyo will do random bullshit like "it was all a theatre player" or something like that.
Remember Sparkles "bombs" being fireworks? yeah..

>>528027653
nous must not die else THerta would job harder :(

>Played E33
>Ackshually the world is a simulation
>play HSR
>world is confirmed simulation

FUCKING KINO
ANY OTHER GAMES OR SHOWS WITH PLOT LIKE THESE?

So Amphoreus is purely a scepter's OC Greekslop world? Because with Remembrance being involved I had previously assumed the world would somehow be made of the memories of a destroyed planet in conjunction with the computer simulation Erudition shit. Thematically why is Remembrance even a thing here now (Dawei getting more money with the new light cone scam isn't a story theme). There's no memories of real people because it's all a computer.

all her suffering? meaningless

It's a date, Mydeimos

Post Fofos

>>528027939
genshin

>>528027358
phainon is iron tomb's attempt at recreating TB

This is NOT a Furina expy. Thanks.

>>528027860
Phainon himself is just a jobber like everyone else, (You), March and Dan are the real heroes.

>>528027860
And then he will kill the Kevin expy for his Elysia expy.

>>528027939
Princess Connect (game and anime)

>>528027939
Star Ocean: Till the End of Time.

>>528027958
The heirs are all based off of real people ableit after their personalities were nutured.

AMPHOREUS IS FUCKING GARBAGE WHY IS MIHOY ODOING THIS SHIT

>>528028021
Doesn't matter at this point. Every single female in Amphoreus died so "the hero savior" could live on an "save" everyone. Every single female died for (him). It's already completely irrelevant what is our role.

>>528026963
Is being for (you) quite literally the only defining trait you care about?? I would understand if this was some coomer game like Nikke where everyone is dressed up like sluts and whores and the whole point is to pander to (you), but HSR actually tries to tell a decent story and with fleshed out characters, not just pump out for (you) bait. Like why play this game at all if that’s all you care about?

>>528027939
HI3 part 2

>>528027838
skipping king wyrm, not decided on saber
rolling both cerydra and helektra
not sure about march & dan or elysia yet either

>>528028151
We've been telling you from the start not to roll for Amphoreus slop.

>>528028009
Obviously not, she has breasts and Furina doesn't.

>>528027958
The heirs are based off of existing pathstriders. Kind of a lame explanation but it's what we got

behold, the face of caeluspags

>>528027939
Genshin Impact is a simulation.
You know what else is? Real Life.

>>528027939
genshin
zenless zone zero
blue archive

>>528028005
>iron tomb tried to recreate tb >makes Phainon homo for Mydei
Does that mean that Mydei is TB's type?

>>528028059
I don't care. I don't want to see a single female playable character dying for a fucking worm.
>>528028190
In females yes. If female is not for (me), I couldn't care less if she dies and goes to hell. For males I never care.

mydei bricks gadgets due to containing too much data
these datas are 'save points' to where he cycles himself back into 'previous state', reversing any changes including physical damage
this feat is accomplished by mounting Fovos032 on δ-me13 RAM allowing the factor to store older and current data at a much higher capacity than normal
this guy is actually a fat fuck as far as pixels go kek

>>528027450
>Firefly is getting a schoolgirl skin because its a set up for 4.0 and the setting will be a japanese high school made by Aha

>>528027972
Is dating yourself narcissistic?

>>528028190
hey I made that image

Ok but who the fuck is the Iron Tomb who goes around attacking planets then

>>528028126
To shill Kevin and Elysia

>>528028190
as long as its not cuck or shipshit. which the pinkslut is

>>528027751
But I'm rolling for Scampo who's going to be an Aha doll instead of a real person

>>528028445
>making wormnon job is shilling kevin
?

Would be really funny if they make space japanese incompetent and arrogant/submissive.
They create problems and beg gaijin (two of them being chinese) to solve their problems.
Bonus point if they make a samurai loses a sword duel against Blade

>>528028428
Don't think too hard about it

>>528027939
Custom Robo
Prey
Dengenronpa
Control
Cross Code
Assassins creed

>>528028312
Mydei was created from Phainon himself so it should be his taste only

>>528028364
why do you not just play snowbreak or nikke

>>528028428
It's literally just a supervirus, that's why it can only attack technologically advanced planets.

>>528028386
He needs to lose some wait

>>528027939
Fate Grand/Order is all a turbo simulation.

>>528028428
Irontomb is one of Nanook's generals and he attacks highly technologically advanced civilizations.
It's quite ironic he's trapped inside a simulation.

>>528027838
Only got 250 atm but I plan on
>Skipping 3.4 entirely
>Maybe pull Hysilens if she's good for DoT
>Skip Cerydra unless she turns out to be a major buff to E2 Herta or Firefly but I doubt it
>Skip everything else until 4.0

>>528028445
>shilling kevin by making him trailblazer's biggest fanboy simp
lol

I FUCKING HATE SIMULATED WORLD PLOT
FUCK SIMULATED WORLD PLOT

>>528028009
What happened to the Greek esthetic anyway?
Some anon said that chess is originally Greek, but did it really have that style of crown for Kings, Queens and bishops?

>>528028386
FAT FUCKS

>>528028190
(you) pandering > your favorite slop gacha story.

>>528028567
Because they have shit story and I hate playing male mc. Story can be good while still having characters that are for (you). Firefly is the perfect example of that.

>>528028428
it does remote cyber attacks probably

>>528028386
Wtf leave him alone

>>528028660
The Script

>>528027838
I have Yunli but she’s struggling as my second dps now. Would Cerydra help her clear MoC/PF etc end game content better? Right now I support her with Pela/Tingyun/Gallagher/Bronya depending on the circumstances.

>>528028492
>>528028643
They still thought shoehorning him here was a good idea

>>528028563
Phainon is Irontomb's attempt at copying TB

I have not read the story leaks but were HSR a good game the finale of 3.4 would be Phainon going all
>"IT WAS WRITTEN!!!! DESTINY SAYS THE CYCLES MUST HAPPEN AAAAH!"
To which TB goes
>"I spit at your rules, failed hero!"
and breaks reality with his baseball bat.

>>528028662
aglaea is greek

>>528028386
Why does he contain TOO much data?

>>528028660
DO YOUR 33 MILLION SU RUNS

>>528028009
I love my Furina expy.

>>528028386
>isreal
How many shitposts have been made real in today's leaks?

>>528028716
a self-inserter who doesn't like playing as the male mc??? wtf
try PtN

>>528028771
I know but it's still a failure

>>528027221
You stopped using Nicole because she's lesbian? Homophobic much

>>528028660
Jarilo is the only natural geological location in the game btw

>>528028427
I don’t recognize who that is under the blanket. Who is that?

>>528028190
You can tell the best fucking story in the world, but nobody will roll for your character if you make her cuckshit, that's just how things work in gacha. Why would I ever spend money for someone else's woman?

>>528028737
>>528028629
>>528028585
this makes sense, he probably just fucks up the planet and lets another lord ravager send in his guys to clean it up afterwards

>>528027874
>powercreep doesn't matter, just pull the latest supports and any DPS is usable
FVARK...

>>528028009
Furina won

>>528028828
FATDEIMOS

>>528028662
Ancient greece had strategy board games but they weren't chess

Fagnon “lovers” lost so fucking hard, in his own patch of all things
Ruggy
Tuggy
Pulled

>>528028867
I actually tried r1999 and it was really good. But gameplay was so horrible, I had to drop it. PtN is way too old. Starting an old gacha is pure suffering.

>>528028803
Programmed with all of Phainon's fetishes

>>528028771
>Phainon is Irontomb's attempt at copying TB
i thought phainon existed before TB

>>528028925
Lilith from FGO, the #1 Mash hater.

>>528028386
>>528028828
Fat fucks C&C

Wait is Flame Reaver something else now or is it still Kebin

>>528027874
I told you idiots, powercreep is just a matter of having the latest supports even as e0s0. you can literally skip every new dps and you will keep clearing, just don't skip t0 support characters

>>528027751
Scampo has 99.9% chance of being puppet (not real)

>>528028943
Saber is for Shirou and her face made over a billion dollars

>>528027809
I'd suck his cute lil dick ngl

>>528029268
Shirou is meant to be a self-insert.

>>528028763
We don’t know full details of Cerydra yet but I just have fun collecting supports for Yunli
If you want a major buff for her E1 Tribbie is broken or even Cipher right now

>>528028386
Is that really it or are you shitposting? Because that’s lame as hell

How long is Aquila's sky fortress whatever

>>528028660
>wise is joyous (belle is dead in that loop)
>the loom of fate is the key to end the genshin simulator (lumine will never be a traveler)
>Kivotos is a simulator, arona is the key
>marslop and moonslop are both simulators
ya ding dong dilly rike?

>>528028386
I feel retarded I just realized golden scapegoat is shaped like... a RAM...

>>528029015
Then why is Cerydra chess themed?
I get that Hysilens doesn't look Greek either because of Atlantis or whatever, but what's with that other girl?

>>528028389
>kafka schoolgirl skin

Isn't this entire plot too complex and retarded? Do I need to know the lore of the previous amboreus patches to understand what is happening.

>>528029204
>Rolling for shit like e0 tribbie
Either roll e1 or dont bother, tranny

Why do characters in HSR never touch each other. It is getting annoying

The amount of cycles Phainon has gone through is considered to be the perfect number by mathematicians

>>528029204
Is it worth pulling Tribbie and Hyacine on rerun though?

>>528029281
SOVL

>>528029398
Kino

>>528029349
Thanks. I was originally planning to get e1 Tribbie on rerun but now you’ve cemented my decision. Do you have any eidolons on Yunli? Her E1 seems not bad but I can’t tell how good it is or if it’s worth it.

>>528029508
fuck off cuckfag

>>528029080
sorta
phainon started to try emulating TB
he probably looked very diffrent before

>>528029415
Imagine if it turns out that Cerydra is a simulated version of the Grandmaster, making all those theories about that particular Lord Ravager showing up in this story turn out to be true (from a certain point of view).

>>528028716
are you a turbo yurifag or a lesbian?

>>528029495
Don't worry about it kitten

>>528029495
watch Ashikai's lore recap videos

I keep reading about Cyrene, Phainon and Mydei
What about the others, nothing special?

>>528029398
>mydei memory fragments turning into GS puzzle is meant to foreshadow him being a fat fuck
how much more shitty can this planet get?

You guys will all kneel to Shaoji by the end of this

>>528028716
>Hate playing male mc
Ywnbaw

>>528029528
I’m pulling E1 Tribbie and Hyacin LC on their reruns. Assuming I don’t get obliterated by Saber. I feel like a combination of those two should hold me long enough into 4x. Assuming no insane power creep

>>528028716
nikke's story is good
you just dont like the self insert aspect

>>528028123
>>528028262
So is the Phainon NPC based on Sun Devourer or did Shaoji just give him all the sun imagery and have Flame Reaver say he's going to "devour the sun" as one of his patented genius twists?

>>528029508
?

>>528029739
It's just shipfags trying to dig up crumbs

>>528029415
Because the heirs are cobbled together from various places and people is the lore explanation. The actual reason is hoyo devs are retards who don't understand aesthetic cohesion

>>528029398
Every time you believe you've noticed something like this based on english wordplay, I want you to think about the fact that this game is being developed by a bunch of chinese guys

>>528029495
You and Dan entered an MMO and you need to help the Chrysos Heirs guild.

>mihoyo is LITERALLY and FIGURATIVELY giving up on space
bros..

>>528029739
There probably is but those are like the only character that cause any discussion kek

>trailblazer is so repulsive only degenerates like firefly, castorice and ruan mei want to touch them
KEK

>>528029994
Based? Fat ugly bastards ROCK.

>>528029909
English is the canon language

>>528029994
and acheron

>>528029508
>>528027369

>>528028763
yunli still seems to be doing fine on certain mu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stbHYL60Z3M

>>528029957
This is actually irrefutable

So who is getting shipbaited with Phainon in this patch?

>>528029739
Castorice is a deviant individual.

>>528029994
Dan wanted to do mouth to mouth

Dangan Ronpa V3 showed me that making your characters double fictional just makes people really angry.

>>528028021
if that were true I wish they'd drop us into the story at the 3.6 mark so we wouldn't have to go through all those pointless backstory segments and actually DO something

>>528029590
E1 Tribbie is just bonkers for so many characters so it’s probably the best choice & I don’t have any eidolns on Yunli just her LC. I’m currently trying to get 161 SPD on troonday so I can use him with her again but it’s a pain

>>528029994
and herta, and yunli, and silverwolf and mem (cyrene)

hmmm

>>528030110
this revelation is going to be absolute cinema

>>528029972
>amphoreus flopped so hard that they can't fund the space program anymore
HOLY SHIT

>tribbie and Sunday
>Only have enough
Damn, guess I'll just go ahead and Sunday + cone for Aglaea and just wait for cyrene

>>528030110
>Philia
gxdfhgfg srrgersh
When will they stop shilling this bitch.

If you do it 30 million times more I'll give you a kiss on the cheek!

wait, is this some kind of bug? i just attack some fuckers in the xianzhou overworld and got transported into some overworldly plane of being or some shit

>>528030292
This is the face of someone who has sex with Phainon

>>528030331
We already knew she's canonically a fujo.

>>528030405
kek

>>528030273
HOLY

>>528030110
>exhibits highly suppressed deviant behaviour
(un)lucky TB

>>528029994
And Kafka. The list just goes on and on, doesn't it?

>>528030405
Turn off your computer, NOW

>>528030158
Kodaka could have literally just made it a plot about AIs becoming self-aware and it would have been perfect, but the rugpull at the end was so mindbogglingly stupid it ruined everything leading up to that point.

>>528030110
of couse
dirty harlot wanted to hold hand and other such degenrate behavior

>>528030405
>wait, is this some kind of bug?
aventurine is a worm, not a bug.

>>528030408
meant for>>528027165

>>528030110
>castorice is destruction?
>cipher kills her self
>anaxa will probably be dead
>paimon rejects nanooks offer
is that what im supposed to get?

>>528030110
What 1000 years of no cock does to a woman

>>528030110
>every simulated paths eventually go into destruction/self-destruction
what does this mean

>>528030110
>Philia (Cyrene)
>Path: Time
>Prime Motive: _ _ _
It's sex, isn't it. What other 3 letter combinations exist that could mean a motive?

>>528030110
Based and canon

It's a date, Mydeimos.

>>528029254
Speaking of: Did Belobog part 2 got rugpulled, or is it meant to happen in 4.x patches (later half)? 2.0 gave me the impression that Sampo alt would happen when Belobog part 2 happens and leakers (with others confirming it) have said that his is getting an alt in 4.x patches.

>>528030654
not in the slightest

>Nanook gazed at an NPC in a computer
Retard

>>528030705
the only reason you'd go into an eternal cycle for some guy is because you lust after his dick too much

>>528030405
That wasn’t supposed to happen

>>528030810
An NPC that jobbed 30 million times, no less.

>>528030749
penacony set up a lot of shit
but shaoji decided dedicating an entire planet and a year to kevin and elysia was a good idea

>>528030724
I mean it is.

>>528030727
It's a date, Fofo

>>528030702
Nanook is the final boss of the game

>>528030363
No more nose

>>528030810
Make fun of my GOAT one more time and you'll see what happens, bitch

>>528030110
So what? Everything eventually leads to destruction which led to Phainon eventually using destruction against himself?

>>528028716
Snowbreak's story is easily one of the better ones. Fogbound and GoS were peak storytelling.

Lord Phainonilette

Phairene got rug pulled so fucking incredibly hard lol

>>528030110
Cipher always chose to self-destruct for altruistic reason, even when her main driver is Desire. And she's supposed to be following faux-Elation path.

What does this says about Aha?

Also Cipher truly is an Ally of Justice.

>>528030331
I want to see what it says about Hyacine.

>>528030889
>As I've Written is the simulation's console
>somebody keeps inserting yaoi fanfics into it
Wtf

>>528030960
no
when he was made emanator he tried to self destruct

>>528030273
Help me understand this. Yunli is by all accounts a loli. If you like her design you probably appreciate her svelte and smol body. So then why do you want to put a BBL ass on her?

Phaidei got rug pulled so fucking incredibly hard lol

>>528030882
Gotta have a year-long filler story so Hoyo can continue milking this game until the end of time, after all.

>We are the first of the main 3 Hoyo games that's getting Elysia
Get ready. Her arrival with be used as an historic landmark. If she flops, HSR's reputation will never recover.

Akivili is actually Nanook and TB is actually the new Akivili, so he will be Nanook and before that Akivili was Terminus or some shit and that's that.

>>528030810
Aha gazed a worm (literal), giving 100% of his entire power to it just because he thought it'd be funny to mess with Genius Society.
Upon the worm getting NWF'd from entry, he just took powers back and left it to die.
Doesn't change the fact that this schizo made a worm a literal Aeon of Elation for short period of time, when you think about it.

>>528029080
He behaved differently in the previous cycles in the current cycle he is copying TB

>>528030405
>tfw that paradise might be reachable for him

>>528031024
>What does this says about Aha?
The people on that planet and all those Nameless on the train were evil and deserved to die

>>528030103
Phainon is for (You)
Cyrene is also for (You), even makes a scarecrow in your image in Aedes Elysiae
Shipcucks lost horribly
This should answer your question

>>528031135
Is she your first flirty big titty anime girl or what

>>528030110
>Exhibits highly suppressed deviant behaviour

>>528031176
>"a blank slate holds infinite possibilities"
>Phainon canonically has no personality
LMAO

>>528031135
With how much you are overhyping her, you are setting yourself up for failure.

Month of Evernight! Love!

>>528031293
this but unironically
he just took the blame so akivili woulndt feel bad

>>528029994
And Dan, and Sampo.

>>528031052
cute exe file

>>528031063
One of the new Phainon's I've written directly parallels with Mydei's so yeah someone is fujoshing out on the console room

It's a date, Mydeimos.

>>528031308
she probably wrote some homoerotic trash with you and daniel

>>528031296
>Shipcucks lost
Then why are fujoxisters celebrating?

Is the game gonna become better after this

>>528031293
Akivili literally didn't even care or considered it an issue, judging by that memory bubble.
Only Pompom was upset.

Phainon:"I love peni-"

SKIP

Mydei is Phainon
Phainon is Mydei
That guy who kept misspelling Phainon as Phaidei was onto something

Phairenesisters, why did Shaoji kill his OTP for pagbait????? we wuz kangs

>>528031293
But the Nameless are all good kids! ignore Oswaldo

>this version's pagbait is actually a degenerate fujo
Nice one Castorice fags

>>528031451
>what do they do in their room....?
bet she flicked her bean to the idea

>>528031475
Mydei is basically Phainon's soulmate

That's it. I'm installing a remote controlled Lovense software on the Amphoreus scepter system and giving this .exe file the time of her life with my bluetooth fleshlight.

>>528031293
I'm not sure if I like whitewashed Aha more than lolsorandomXD Aha.

Anyone here pulling because expy? I pull barbara and i want furina.

So /hrsg/, what are you all going to write in your 3.3 surveys once they drop?

I'm seeing a lot of ppl talking and memes about Phainon dying and I'm not sure about the context here and I don't really wanna know..but
if they kill phainon or cyrene like in hi3rd I will be so damn pissed ngl LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>528031606
Why is he copying the tb over his soulmate then?

What's beyond "jumping the shark"?

>>528031501
It should, at least.

>>528030110
>Phainon decides to use destruction against himself and merge with Iron Tomb
Kino

Why does shaoji hate HSR originals?

>>528031658
built in text to speech for unvoiced dialogue, like always

>>528031634
aha has allways been akivili's number one simp accourding to SU

>>528031658
Shaoji public execution.
Castrate other HI3 parasite.

It's a date, Mydeimos.

>>528031714
Mydei came out second

Say my name...

>>528031542
He's pushing for a bisexual threesome instead.

>>528030705
ego like in hi3
because she wants to be a real human
you rike shartji writing yet gweilo

mydei is fat and ugly

>>528031168
One is a shitposter who did it on purpose and just as an experiment. Never planning to do it for a long run. Just to see what would happen. The other is a retard that unironically fell for a sceptar. Jobnook is never escaping bullying and humiliation ritual at this point.

>>528031714
Why would he copy a being made from him?

>>528031562
Fujos are mega straight so it can't be that bad, right?

>>528031676
cyrene has been dead for a while
she's like the first chrysos heir you see die.....in a still frame lol

>>528031641
>furina
she's a neuv expy
>the "sovereign" of okhema
>Chrysos Heir of LAW (judge)
>judge chair
>wants to CHALLENGE THE GODS (archons)
>dragon visual motifs
>back silhouette (the hair color + bow on the hair)

>>528031542
How did Phairene lose? If anything, it became even more canon. (You) are literally a stand in for Phainon in the new cycle.

>>528031723
The fagnon shilling ending WILL save Amphoreus.

>cyrene is for caelus
star rail is slowly healing....

>tb will save the day die to the 33 weekly SU runs praparing them to handle simulated realities
praise her

>>528031867
>fat
Canon
>ugly
Not canon

E7 won. Hotter than elysia

>>528031926
She is a Neuvifuri lovechild

>>528031859
It makes sense, actually

>>528031960
You take his slot, she makes a scarecrow out of your face because Cyrene loves (You) not the jobber
Total Phainon death
Total Phairene death
Total shipshit lost

>>528030921
Uh oh Fagnon melty! Go job a couple million more times, bro. Like Aeon, like Emanator, right?

BRING ME THE CHRYSOS HEIRS

>>528032131
Cyrene only loves you because you taking his place sister

>>528031926
In reality she's what Furina was originally meant to be before they rewrote that story to balance a gender ratio.

>>528032063
*brakes your computer*

>>528032239
Fatdeimos...

>>528032214
FUAAAAAAAARK

I saw him walking by
Truly have never been
So aroused

Amazing body

Dad bods
Abs packed
Triceps and biceps
Exercised to perfection
,

My oh my
You must forgive me
Deeds will be done
Erotic body
I beg my Lord for mercy
Must I commit a sin tonight
O Almighty Lord
Spare me from what I'm about to do to Mydei

>>528032221
Wrong. She doesn’t see you as Phainon at all but keep on pushing this agenda until 3.4 comes out, it’s funny. Total rugpull

phainon was literaly larping as TB the whole while
its kinda funny

>>528032357
She sees you as taking his role (the role of her husband Phainon)

>>528032037
... in your dreams.

>>528032069
Dead p2w seapag game.

>>528032370
>blank slate copies a blank slate
Too deep for me

>>528032357
>She doesn’t see you as Phainon at all
And where did you read this xis?

>>528028716
Nikke story absolutely mogs HSR.

>>528031168
So, since Sampo is implied to be old thing multiple times from HSR to Hi3, does that mean he was there for whole worm thing?
I can't decide what would be funnier case scenario: That he (emanator) was with Masked Fools when his dear Aeon decided to make a worm his co-emanator (actually, his new Aeon), or that he came after, as a new stand-in for that worm. Either way, Sampo bros... Aha sees no difference between a worm and you.

The new Elation path's gimmick will be that it can be literally any role but every character is DEF scaling so you feel bad about all those DEF relics you trashed

MAJOR 3.8 STORY SPOILERS

Bitcoin gets fucked

Source: ATRI Leaks

>>528032370
>the guy wormers have been obsessing over this whole time was just a pale imitation of GODlus
lmao

>>528032543
Nikke gameplay is horror. Just like snowbreak. And male mc is no deal.

Uh oh Pagrene schizos melty

My wife

>>528032538
Common sense given Phainon doesn’t see you as Cyrene despite (You) taking her slot. You fell for the leak that he does, didn’t you? Oh shippag…

>>528031926
I IVDEX CERYDRIBELETEE HEREBY DECLVRE PEVPLE VV AMPHVREUVS VR SINS VRE FVRGVVVN!!!!!!!

It's a date, Mydeimos.

Mydeimos is fat and CUTE. Cuuuuute!

>>528032712
>off-model
She's a midget

>Mydei is a fat fuck
-100% Aura

>>528032603
Bitcoin looks kinda different today

How do Kafkafags feel knowing that her skin was scrapped and the resources were allocated to Firefly's skin instead?

Does any fujoscholar know what is the tag for Phainon selfcest on lofter?

>holds the camera for months like a kek
>still wins and somehow, is the face of the story
shaoji and his exquisite writing

>>528032837
Shaoji’s OTP
Phainon holding the camera

>>528032857
I'm used to it at this point

I feel nothing

Butt sex Mydei

Hotaru rabu

>>528032889
>tag for Phainon selfcest
Sure, it's #Phaidei

>>528032902
that just sounds like backpedalling because the TB was completely irrelevant from 3.0-3.3

>>528032990
it do be like that

>>528032857
>limited resources in the HSR team

>>528032857
Neutral. Hating, complaining and being angry is tiring and I would rather spend my energy loving my wife.

I’ve just thought—if the drip marketing for 3.6 is as scheduled, it should be in the latter half of 3.4. In which case they ought to give us March and Terravox in 3.4’s story because it’d be a spoiler, March especially. They seem to have learned their lesson with Firefly / Sam after spoiling Dan Heng IL? Now whether or not she has a heavy presence or just the twist of March being an heir remains to be seen.

orrr the drip won’t be for March? But can’t think who else would be playable besides last two Heirs. I’d imagine Cyrene gets saved for last.

but I am worried Saber will cause me problems in terms of funds, I’m even readying myself for the possibility that I’ll have to skip Phainon so that I can guarantee eidolons and LC on March. Honestly Screwllum playable in 3.7/3.8 would absolutely wreck me at that point I might actually have to pull out the wallet… I do feel like a possible Rubert III arc is being set up though, and that may be what they’re saving him for? Have him be the Herta of whatever world we’re on that faces that crisis. Will still happily eat up any 5 minutes of screentime he gets in the story

>>528032549
Anon, Aha literally blessed anti-Elation faction with better powers than he did his own faction to help them fuck up his own faction better. You need to be a very particular person as such to stick to such Aeon in the first place.

>>528032559
Tbh that'd be kino because Aventurine is DEF scaling and Elation coded

>>528033086
Noooooo

>>528033161
It's a date, Mydeimos.

>>528032902
THEIR GAME

>>528033161
No one cares if Dan's new form gets spoiled, it's Dan

How bad is kot doing? Everyone knew it was gonna do terrible, but just how grim are things rn? Worse than fofo?

>>528033161
We're getting the first As I've written of Dan and March in 3.4 bwo.

>>528033326
Be like him

>>528033420
its over

SHIPS STATUS
>TB x Cyrene
C&C
>Phainon x Cyrene
Rugpulled
>TB x Phainon
Masturbation
>Phainon x Mydei
Masturbation but harder
>TB x Castorice
TB is getting raped by a degenerate

>>528033420
Who cares


We are all talking about Mydei itt. Kill yourself ciphaggot

>>528033420
Worse than Ratio

>>528033268
...and mem i guess

>>528033420
I prefer to think this Cipher going :O and not :P

Day 99 of waiting for Yu Qingtu.

>>528033420
Kot will forever be the best proof that all paypigs care about is meta, and that it's pags/f2poors who go for "who they like."

>>528033527
You have AIDS

>>528033420
I want to see how Aglaea's doing, they really did everything in their power to sabotage her since they went so hard on the Castorice shilling and she's getting powercrept by Saber next patch.

>>528033517
nobody cares ship obsessed nigger

What am I doing wrong here. The scales don’t react to anything and I can’t find another sphere or triangle to place on them

>>528033662
I care

>>528033517
TBxSaber and TBxArcher status?

>>528033605
Phaidei is canon. Cry about it

>>528033086
>it's Phaidei
You're illiterate, it's about the separation of
Nikador/Mydei.

>>528032991
>used to being rugpulled
sad

Caelus is the hero of my heart! I feel very happy when I get to /watch/ him have sex with Cyrene. I wish I am able do it too someday...

>>528033662
everyone cares about shipping
if you ain't shippin' you ain't livin'

>>528032889
白厄水仙

>fake childhood friend manipulating him into an everlasting cycle as deliverer
>too dumb to get out even after 30 million cycles
>total unapologetic TB glazer who tries to copy everything about them
>not even a real lord ravager but a simulated one
>all his friends are npcs too
>dies killing himself to merge with the sceptor and leaving everything to his hero, TB
Fagnonfags… Kebincucks… What did he even win?

Amphoreus is a simulation like Simulated Universe? Can someone smart explain it to me like I’ve skipped anything and everything (I did skip everything)?

dangerous degenerate

>>528033716
It's an abstract scale.

>>528033839
fuck off back to your cuckgame fgo

>>528032857
Was that SH flashback thing another hidden survey like Sunday's?

>>528033748
>fujotrannoid has zero reading comprehension
>>528033774

>>528033637
I can't think of anything more retarded than pulling Saber for non fate tourists

>>528033896
He fucked Cyrene 30kk - 1 times.

>>528033913
essentially, amphorous is a giganting super computer having a schizo meltdown

>>528033517
I care, ship obsessed goddess

omg this is so deep

>>528033984
If the Sunday choice was a hidden survey surely he'd be more important in Amphoreus, no?

>>528033984
Of course, just like the anniversary letter, Firefly probably won by a landslide, that's why she's the first to get a skin

>>528034149
FVARKKKKKKKKKK

>>528034201
no

Im retarded but are Phainon, Flame Reaver, and Iron tomb all separate people?

>>528034318
no they're the same

>>528034201
What? Everyone told him to fuck off. That's probably the real reason he got rugpulled so hard both in meta and in the story.

>>528034149
>The fifth perfect number is 33,550,336. It's a perfect number because the sum of its proper divisors (divisors excluding the number itself) equals the number itself

>>528027503
wait shaoji is willing to sacrifice his kebin for (you)? Dawei must've gave him the final last red line.

>>528034318
yes and no
diffent instances of the same program

>>528033896
Sex with Mydeimos was his only consolation from all that

>>528033893
Waooo
Thanks fujosis

>>528033774
So signal = soul and the heirs split from the gods?

>>528033984
>>528034201
I don't mind skin shit vote or whatever, but the idea that these retards devs base their whole story opinions on "player hidden survey" says a lot about how much of a slop HSR is then. It tells me that they have 0 vision. Don't know what they are doing. Have no true plans, if they are changing things and basing it around "player feedback."

>>528034406
He was the 4th most picked option for the anniversary letter and they didn’t rewrite Amphoreus in less than half a patch you fucking retard

>>528034493
>sex with your tailor made individual
Worth it

>>528033420
she's not doing good, which is odd because I rolled her and she's top tier. I think the reason she flopped is because most people don't use her best teams at this point, if she was a herta or castorice support she'd sell more

>>528034493
the guy whose data package was so fat, it bricked a super computer

>>528028716
>I hate playing male mc
Wormschizo is never beating transbian allegations

If Amphoreus is just a simulation how the fuck did we get shot down from space and transported there

>>528034579
Bro I'm talking about the end of his story quest when they ask you what you want to do with him.

>>528034318
If you’re really asking a general that spreads misinformation with leaks and headcanon, then you clearly don’t wanna know that much tbqh

>>528034720
the scepter, a planet sized super computer, is still a real space object

>>528034637
Stop fatshaming him
Big memories, Big heart

>>528034318
>IronTomb
Lord Ravager but in the form of a virus. Doesn't have a body.
>FlameReaver
Original "phainon" in the sense he keeps all the memories of each reset. Labrat vessel for Irontomb. Base programing is hatred/suicide.
>Phainon
FlameReaver's new gear set.

>>528034201
>>528034579
you answered your own question, like how the planet vote didn't end up mattering until after amphoreus because they already were developing it
if the sunday shit was a survey you won't see the effects until later on as well

>>528034547
The issue is that you can't even pick what you really think most of the time, with majority of characters. You either love them because the story says so, or you hate them because the story said so. Tell me what "survey" can you fucking give for someone like Sampo when every choice to him is telling him to kill himself, with the only difference being with you telling him in what different way to kill himself.

>>528034720
entering amphoreus meant we entered the simulation and our spaceship/bodies are stored somewhere inside it. what got shot down was a made up spaceship and our simulated avatars

>self sacrifices every time
>sacrificed her banner so everyone could save for the collab
Have you apologized yet?

>>528034637
But why does he need so much more data than everyone else?

>>528031558
Oswaldo is just a little ambitious with his "trailblazing", hes the Christopher Columbus of the path, gotta exploit and open new frontiers for the good of all humanity.
Is he still part of the trailblazers or is he now like mostly preservation after joining IPC?

Phainon flopped so hard he’s not even a real Khaslana anymore. Feels like his entire existence was rugpulled. Shaoji’s self insert my ass

>soulmates
>Adam and Eve
Which narrative is better, fujosisters

>>528034631
it's because only ack needs her and sw buffs are coming anyway

chinks already know how to do the 9m+ feixiao rotation so there is no space for cipher to exist in fua

as far as meta value goes she's terrible

>>528035003
8quadrillion polygon butt

>>528034631
Which is? I rolled for her too and she's decent enough for my Acheron team but kinda disappointing on my E2 Feixiao team, March give more stack than her.

>>528035003
The immortality gimmick, apparently. He has to restore his body everytime somehow

I still havent even started last patches story...

>>528034916
What's the point of a Sunday survey if he's not appearing in Amphoreus anyway? There is none, so the idea there was one is silly, sounds like cope from Sunday haters that they were totally in the majority and scared Mihoyo into course correcting despite them making way more unpopular moves in Amphoreus than making Sunday relevant to the story.

Mydei's tailor made, premium breast and glutes bricking my computer and dick...

>>528035096
Sure would be more interesting to have an evil/grey Nameless.

>>528034967
>Tell me what "survey" can you fucking give for someone like Scampo when every choice to him is telling him to kill himself, with the only difference being with you telling him in what different way to kill himself.
There was anny survey that kind of played a test there. I was surprised to see that majority chose to be nice to him. Not that this would surprise me for CN or JP, but EN keks are by far most schizo in hating Scampo. So, I was surprised that even EN seemed to pick "nice option" by majority in anny thing.
There was also an option to finally be nice to him in the last event he appeared. Which might be "test" as well.

Not that devs would care either way. Someone at Hoyo clearly has soft spot for Scampo, judging by how they keep including him everywhere. They even updated his boss with whole new moveset in Hi3. I don't think that devs give a shit if players like him or hate him as such.

>>528035132
Adam and Eve is hotter because it means procreation and breeding

>>528035321
>What's the point of a Sunday survey
for future content
it's like asking what's the point of voting on planet 4 instead of 3, it's easier to just shelve the results for later than rewriting the shit you currently have

people forget the trailblaze in universe is also the favored path of space pirates

>>528035232
cipher attacks way too slowly in fua if you're optimized, she's only good in low investment, casual fua with a sustain

Wormday flopped

where is herta screwllum and march?

>>528035553
I agree. Shame that she can't replace Topaz in Feixiao team.

>>528035674
zzz is my favorite.

>>528035429
Didn't they once said he was too risky for a 5*, yet he is getting it in 4.x? What's up with that? kek

>>528035343
out of all the playable characters, the only grey ones we got is probably Jade and the elation fools? Everyone else got whitewashed or have good intentions.
Don't think we'll get a actual evil pathstrider, but I would like to see how they portray a evil nameless beside oswaldo.

>>528035674
OUR HEROES!
OUR MASCOTS!

>>528035323
That picture of his fat ass was prophetic

Clearly Yung Poo Chu, the Chinese god of luck, has turned against me

>>528035523
You are delusional if you think Hoyo would have more reservations about having Sunday participate on a trailblazing mission than letting Shaoji write a year-long story where the MC is a literal cameraman for Phainon's story.

Do I need to be a /g/chad to understand what is happening in amphoreus

this is the ideal from according to phainon

>>528035674
>2.9
WHAT THE FUCK, is amphoreus actually killing the game?

>>528035321
I can tell you're not taking it too well sis, maybe it's time to seek counseling from your friends over at /vmg/ in the joseimuke general? And for the record, Sunday DOES appear in the Amphoreus PV, so something must have gone wrong for sure no matter how much you cope about it.

>>528035842
No worries. Scampo 5* will be fully lobotomized and turned into another tall stoic male. He will also say CHINA NUMBER 1 for more social credits.

>>528035909
Yes.
AMD is the better Scepter btw

>>528036072
The Star Rail score tanked when the lottery event happened lol

>>528033420
Somehow she managed to do worse than argenti

>>528035674
ZZZGODS PLEASE HAVE MERCY

>>528035847
Not playable one at least, but a common theme they have going is to have a good/evil(?) faction for each Aeons. Akivili only have the Nameless... so far.

>>528035994
Stelle sexo

>>528036145
That was awhile ago though. Babs should've recovered by now, unless... there are just no new players to this game kek

Cumming inside Mydei over and over and over and over and over and over and over and everytime he enjoys it a little more because he’s a code made to take my penis

List of reading necessary to grasp just the surface of Amphoreus:
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Beowulf by Unknown
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Chess by Stefan Zweig
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Divine Comedy by Dante
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader by Anne Fadiman
Faust by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Foucault’s Pendulum by Umberto Eco
Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Motherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Lethem
Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov
Paradise Lost by John Milton
Satin Island by Tom McCarthy
Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Story of the Eye by Georges Bataille
Submission by Michel Houellebecq
The Bible
The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky
The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
The Death of Ivan Ilyich by Leo Tolstoy
The Four Books by Yan Lianke
The Fox Was Ever the Hunter by Herta Müller
The Map and the Territory by Michel Houellebecq
The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
The New York Trilogy by Paul Auster
The Odyssey by Homer
The Satanic Verses by Salmon Rushdie
The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes
The Sorrow of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The Stranger by Albert Camus
The Teleportation Accident by Ned Beauman
The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami
To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf
Underworld by Don DeLillo
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

>>528036072
yes, it is

>>528036258
It’s okay you guys are funding our next 4 skins

Mydei gave me anal worms

>>528030405
>>528031232
Isn't that the Aquilla boss room lol

>>528036419
Honkai: Star Rail...

>>528035674
Is this where all the wuwa money is going

look guys i really am a epic lord ravager
do you like me now???

>>528035674
How are we just barely beating HI3?

The thought of these heirs having no autonomy outside sucking Phainon off only for Phainon to have none except sucking TB off is hilarious

>>528036529
You will never be an epic lord ravager. Your life is a joke, Pienon.

>>528036419
Computer ram....

>>528036072
>>528036145

>>528036515
>wuwa
>money

>>528035847
>and the elation fools
Which one? Brickle is just friendless loser that is trying to be edgy, but will make fireworks for you.
Scampo did shit so far. His intentions still seem to be good (wanting to help Belobog), and stream in which he got teased for having a crush on TB said he would never scam you, because you are his special. Meaning, even if he went psycho tomorrow, he wouldn't do jack to you. At worst it would be like SH, who are terrorists, but it doesn't matter when they are your family, and Firefly is all cutesy with you. So, you forget that they burn cities and terrorize people on daily basis.
Even Aha himself is just troll when it comes to you, as he literally saved you multiple times in SU and keeps helping you.

>>528035674
>>528036730
ZZZ bros..

>>528033969
>fgo outta nowhere
Buckbroken.

would you have sex with silver wolf or are you a tranny?

Lygus: I like to watch.

>>528035909
>/g/chad
You mean a pa/g/eet, and I don't see how being a retarded ChatGPT codemonkey could be of any use to understand intricate and deep chinese literature.

Why do Shaoji keep making fun of Aglaeacucks?

>>528036810
True, I guess that makes only Jade being the somewhat questionable wish giver. Topaz and Aventurine both are the 'good' Ipc for sure.

>be firefly
keky

>>528036881
Sir those bots aren't paying themselves

>>528034969
What then happened to March, Himeko and Welt? Unless that's also in a simulation.

>>528027939
Genshin
Trails
Matrix
ZZZ
Danganronpa

>>528036810
Aha is also only Aeon (granted, he is only Aeon that is aware that all of it is sim and this is just game in general) to tell TB to get stronger so they can defeat him one day. He literally gave you a green light to defeat him in future.

This is an NPC from Zenless Zone Zero.

>>528037325
>Trails
There's nothing that indicates it's a simulation.

>>528037004
I would impregnate the fox even if she was a tranny

SEX THE EXE

>>528037474
Bait used to be believable

Surpass me, Yanking... My honorary son...

>cyrene is philia
>philia is non sexual, platonic love
WTF. I was told that Elysia is a massive slut who has sex with anything that moves.

Hyacine saved the game

>>528037391
Devs probably forgot all about it just like how they forgot about stellaron thing, that they simply shoehorn at the end only these days to say "oh, yea, stellaron was to blame btw."
At this point I won't be surprised if we don't even kill Jobnook ourselves, but someone random swats him instead.

>>528037539
will you make a basedface when they reveal her real life counterpart is Firefly?

zzz is awesome!

>>528037645
Why is Hoyim obsessed with those pupils?
>Scampo
>Topig
>now this btich
What's up with diamond shaped pupils obsession?

>>528037645
Those pizza ears are seriously disgusting.

Now that I think about it has Kafka ever stated WHY Nanook is the endboss? Shouldn't Finality be the obvious bigger threat

>>528037539
Hyacine is still the cutest.

Guess the foot!

>>528037885
In fiction, diamond-shaped pupils serve as a distinctive visual cue that often carries specific symbolic weight, enhancing a character's design and narrative role. These uniquely shaped pupils are frequently used to signify that a character possesses supernatural or non-human traits, such as being a demon, spirit, or other mystical entity, emphasizing their otherworldly or alien nature. Alternatively, diamond pupils can convey a sense of intense determination, focus, or ambition, with their sharp, angular appearance reflecting a character's fierce resolve or unyielding drive. They may also highlight a character’s eccentric, cunning, or unpredictable personality, setting them apart from more conventional characters. In some cases, the choice of diamond-shaped pupils is purely aesthetic, intended to make a character visually striking or memorable. Ultimately, the meaning depends on the context of the story, the character’s role, and the overall art style, with diamond pupils adding depth to characterizations ranging from menacing villains to quirky, determined heroes.

>>528037986
Because he is the weakest bitch that even a shitter like you can beat

Does HSR have art of the astral express just having casual fun together?

>>528037462
If the Luofu dress looked like this I would like Space China a lot more.

>>528037986
nanook is your standard jrpg villian that loses at the halfway mark before the story shifts to the REAL villian (terminus)

>>528038174
A few

>>528038140
thank you luochagpt

>>528037727
It's Barbara from Genshin Impact 3rd

>>528037986
>why is the aeon that wants to destroy everything the final boss
Really nigga

>>528038316
Haha, you're welcome! I'm Grok, not quite "Luochagpt," but I’m happy to help with your anime questions anytime!

>>528037986
Kafka heard Chink stories of how Jabnook got his ass handed to him by some blonde man with rapier and thought he was perfect (safe) boss for you to play a hero because there is no chance that anybody could lose to someone like this

>>528038376
he means castorice is a sim of firefly

>>528038387
show me her b side

>>528038453
It's Seele! from Honkai Impact 3rd

Is cunny herta good? Just got her yesterday

Aha is involved in this nonsense somehow

Nanook is one of the youngests Aeons yet he got entire universe to shake at his name, and the mention of his faction. He is a serious threat as such.

>>528037885
Topaz has diamond pupils because of her affiliation with Preservation. Same with sigger since he didn't have them as a kid
Gui has diamond pupil because of contamination from living close to a mine
The rest are larps.

>>528038656
She is very strong yes, you also get her eidolons for free from the Simulated Universe

>>528038656
every player is given e5 of her so idk what you mean by 'got her'. if you mean you got the 6th dupe of her, then yeah sure that's nice since she's pretty useful even today

>>528038694
Shut up, Nanook

>>528038683
Aha and his followers (Sparkle and Sampo) are the only ones aware that this is all (entire HSR universe) just a video game. That all of them are just a video game character. This also allows Aha to be an only Aeon and his followers that can break into other video games.

Which Honkai should I crossplay next? I already did Sparkle and Firefly~

>>528038694
The ipc could rape his ass by themselves if they wanted to

Saintontas said Genshin will never recover from the absolutely insane levels of powercreep Skirk introduced

>>528038694
Don't open the spoiler, Nanook-chan. There is a jumpscare if you do.

>>528038857
just started playing recently

Just remember when game boy color came out 1998, it was 80 dollars. Adjusted for inflation that’s 150 dollars. And a single game like Pokémon Yellow was 35 dollars adjusted for inflation is 65 dollars today. And Pokémon yellow was only 30 hours of 2D rpg maker gameplay. And you had to spend a combined 215 dollars for it all. You get 200+ hours and counting on mini games, events, fully voiced and narrated stories with beautiful cinematic and 3D sequences. Maybe instead of bitching and moaning all the time you should be grateful and spend 150 dollars to top up your jades for the upcoming collab.

>>528038694
>>528039273
>Jobnook waifus Yaoshi
>Yaoshi looks like Luochud
>Chinamen make stories up of how Jobnook jobbed to Luochud
Jobnook confirmed Yaoshi's bottom as such

>>528038387
>>528038585
good lord almighty

>Cucktontas said
Go back to your containment thread wuwajeet

>>528038694
...and other copes Nanook the Jobber tells himself.

Is this BA or why we're posting cunny out of nowhere?

>>528039531
How come Hoyo games never have characters with actual panties?

>>528038683
>>528039006
Aha and Masked Fools are literally just dev inserts. Fags constantly call [insert what character] a self-insert of [insert what dev] when Sampo, Sparkle, Giovanni and Aha ARE dev self-inserts. Sampo even talks about "developing a video game" and how he keeps scratching them in Hi3 for fucks sake.

>>528039727
Only Korea has the technology.

where's the G point in HSR female characters?

>>528038694
How many times do we have to go over this...

>>528039856
>>528040068
Im new. Can someone explain the mask and what I’m looking at here?

>>528038694
The entire reason why I can tolerate side excursions is because I really couldn't give less of a shit about the war with Nanook. He is a joke. A fraud.

Kafka may claim I'm destined to fight him but I'd put that off until I'm old and grey if I could help it. Who gives a shit.

>>528040139
Go test

>>528040063
BVILT

>>528039438
Nanook's latest emanator looks like that? Zamn

Stephen lloyd will save amphoreus

The only thing I learned about the Aeons here is that they are worse than the Archons. No wonder they failed to catch on.

>>528039829
>Sampo even talks about "developing a video game" and how he keeps scratching them
Da Wei... what Hoyo dev are other Fools though? Is Brickle Shaoji or something? kek

Don't worry bros, we got Nanook's greatest soldiers on the way!

>>528040749
my FVVVARKIN jobbers

just picked up game again, the 3.0 story quests kind of blow. do 3.1-3.3 get better or should I give up now?
it's literally just phainon and castorice loredumping at me about a bunch of shit no one could possibly give a fuck about while mydei dies 1000 times offscreen against a robot zombie that doesnt really seem to be bothering anybody

Where did the leak of all the logs came from? I can't find it

>>528040695
>game disregards your 'choice' anyway and shows off the photo multiple times in the story

>>528040792
3.3 >> 3.1 >= 3.2 >> 3.0

>>528040749
>canon Team Rocket in lore
Fucking kek

>>528040792
3.2 and 3.3 have good moments but thats it

>>528040813
telegram

>>528040792
just wait when they added the skip button and you can skip forward the stuff you don't like, even though I did enjoy the 3.3 story alot but they took their sweet ass time to build it up with the previous patches.

>>528040819
Democracy chud. Most took photo, so Firefly became the canon wife. Most told Sunday to fuck off, and so he did.

>>528037986
Apparently nanook was the one who killed akivili, so its personal

There's absolutely 0% chance that Cyrene is evil

gay gay homosexual gay

>>528041193
Which is boring as shit

>honkai star rail
>honkai impact
>genshin impact
>wuthering waves
>punishing gray raven
>zenless zone zero (xxmi needed unplayable without mods)
>girls frontline 2
>nikke
>blue archive
>brown dust 2
>pjsk
anything not pictured is on my phone, i also have a job and college. rate my list

>>528041193
You're correct. That's why March Negra exists. They will whitewash Shitrene by making her take her sins. It will be Ei and Raiden all over again, in which all the fucked up shit gets blamed on "oops my bot just went off the rail on her own while I wasn't looking haha"

Pagering Pags

>>528041338
>amphoreus

>>528040792
3.1 is a good character arc for mydei. tribbie was ok

3.2 started off ok but castorice is honestly kinda dull and anaxa doesn't get new schticks so he just spends the entire patch yapping about how he's so smart and will show you the truth. the only good things imo were the castorice animated short (which had more emotion in 7 minutes than the story has in 8 hours) and anaxa+cerces banter. also castorice is a poet, so she will talk in extremely flowery phrases which can put off a lot of people

3.3 starts off slow but it gets progressively better. hyacine story has a ton of frankly irrelevant loredump at the beginning, but the buildup once you go through the sky fortress is cool and the boss fight is also cool. cipher has a pretty good story too, better than all the other amphoreus characters imo

>HSR so dead the only thing to discuss is story leaks
What went wrong?

the best ending to amphoreus would be fixing the simulation and leaving it running

>>528041338
the funniest part of all the AI hype is that it repeatedly turns out that 3rd worlders are still just cheaper than compute costs

Why is Dan Heng with Nikador here? This is from the Nameless Faces trailer.

ugh, its going to be right when I'm at work

>>528041508
>HSR is so dead they are discussing HSR
?

>>528041630
nah, shutting it down so these god awful amphoreus characters never appear ever again

The popularity of "The grand restaurant", HSR's april fools joke, is the exact number of cycles Phainon has looped.

>>528041793
>He actually works at his job
Damn I'm sorry gro

>>528041863
Thanks slowpoke.

>>528041734
That's from a 3.0 cutscene, when we fight Nikador.
Mydei and Phainon are there too

Kevin Khaos will be my first 5 star male (excluding dr ratio)

Kafuka rabu!

>>528041793
what's happening in 17 hours?

>>528042010
the 3.4 stream

Total Madam Herta love.

does pic related and sentence highlighted work with any AoE buff also or just skills where you have to pick your ally as a target?

>>528042010
tactical nuke

>>528042010
Mydei x Phainon pornographic livestream

>>528042128
I’ve never watched the streams. Are these the ones where you get the 300 jade codes?

>>528041932
You're welcome.

All these sim characters will manifest in reality at the conclusion?

>>528042253
it says ability and not skill so i'd imagine any buff from an ally

>>528037645
for captain, wise, and caelus only (elysia dont exists in genshin)

so is it all a simulation? everything we did is fake?

>>528042287
Yes

>>528042010
cerydra x hysilens pornographic live stream

Kafka and Madam Herta double footjob

Phaidei fujos got rugpulled hard yet in their delusional porn-rotted minds they won somehow.

I'm still going all in with my idea that Herta+Screwllum will just transfer everyone from Amphoreus to a new home in Simulated Universe

Phaireneturds got rugpulled hard yet in their delusional porn-rotted minds they won somehow.

I wish tribbie was erudition so I could play the herta+yunli+tribbie+healer in real game modes instead of just DU