>>537882647 >what the FUCK was mihoyo thinking when making this game?
Lets aim a game at dark skinned people and give everyone a fat ass, IT CANNOT GO WRONG!
*loses hundred of millions of dollars in 1 year*
>>536369013 >We get a barbara expy and they leave her proportions as they are >It becomes a total success >ZZZ gets their first expy, a ganyu expy >The first thing they do is give her a black tier ass
You can't make this shit up
Imagine how hard she is going to flop compared to ganyu and hyacine
>>536304159 >more than half of zzz memes have to involve asses >mihoyo thought this game was going to make as much money as zzz when it was aimed at a playerbase with no money
Thanks for your contribution with more material to show proof
>>535610123 >Chinese poll >The only ZZZ character to enter the top 10 is the one that doesn't have a black tier ass >Its also the best selling character
But dont worry, two more black tier asses are coming for the next update! lets see how much money they will make! pfftt- hahahahahah
>>535591637 >aim your game at brown people >it flops so hard it retroactively kill your two games that were actually making money
This will never stop being funny
>>535368493 >aim your game at brown people and make a game where the main attraction are black tier asses >It flops because they literally have no money to support it >>535367234
>zzz has insane details despite their flopping
Being brown and watching ass jiggle is not something to be proud of, let me tell you.
There is a reason that garbage is flopping
>>534157896 >Even when is a person controlling a mecha as a suit they found a way to show her ass and make it jiggle during some animations
The absolute state
>>532719013 >hot female characters >black tier asses
Ah yes i wonder what is the skin colour of this poster >How are they flopping this bad?
Because they decided to aim this game to an audience of brown people*this is you buddy) who have no money to support it while compromising their big games because they really, actually, unironically expected that game would make as much as genshin and HSR made
>Let's bring the black tier ass to genshin so we can gain more western spenders, im sure it cant go wrong! >*becomes the worst selling region and worst selling archon since release*
Whats funnier is that even the west spent more money for a boy in shorts that was the previous archon, because that playerbase actually had money to support the game
>>532078094 >wonder why would you say that >go there >literal shitposting >scroll up a little >More obsession with black tier asses
Fucking hell why mihoyo thought zzz was going to be the next genshin in terms of revenue with this playerbase?
>>531734342 >Jack of some trades
Most broken character that mihoyo has ever released
You can literally do more damage with her than a support like bennett because her burst and subdps damage does more damage per rotation as a whole
And she flopped despite still being #1 most broken character on her rerun, just like ZZZ
>>531652784 >even outsiders can look at ZZZ and tell just how much better it is compared to other offerings by Mihoyo
All the outsiders? >westerners with majority brown people
Why is it better? >well it has black tier asses so the designs are way better just for that single reason and they jiggle!
mfw
>>531132425 >ZZZ is so fucking irrelevant that it doesn't even get the token haters every succesful games get
Have you ever heard the phrase success breeds jealously? every single game that is a popular hit will get token haters because of that
ZZZ is so garbage and so irrelevant that people can't even hate it since they dont give a shit
>>531117524 >Behind the combat design of that shit
What combat design? the fact the massive baboon asses had to jiggle and everytime a combat finished it would focus in the ass jiggling in slowmo?
How did that went for them financially?
Imagine making the behind the scenes of something that lost 80% of their playerbase in 4 months, actual humiliation ritual
>>531071662
Yeah i wonder all of china and japan is brown for saleposting with their own app sites
There is one objective truth in all of this, ZZZ flopped so hard the devs started sending hidden messages with the redeem codes that reads like they are announcing some EoS
They shouldn't have aimed their game to an audience with no money
>>531006242 >American tries modding >Leave the boobs the same size >Give her a black tier ass because that is what he likes
This will never stop being funny, they did the same to uma musume while we are at it
>>530863951 >ZZZ's biggest export >>Not popular enough
Being known as the game that flopped for giving massive black tier asses to their characters to cater to americans
Literally everyone knows it about the game where asses jiggle, just like nikke.
>>530828423 >>530828730 >Literally obsessed with black tier asses and smelling shit particles, hence the zoomer meme of "facesitting"
Reminder this is the main audience of /zzz/
And mihoyo somehow thought it was going to succeed
>>530808972
ZZZ was aimed it at the west, specifically at america with all the black tier asses
Turns out their audience have no money so it flopped
HSR aimed the fate collab at japan, they DO have money, so is #1 right now there
>>530662746 >straight brown males
ftfy
And it wont stop being funny how mihoyo suicided their company to look for an audience that literally has no money
>>530567356 >Someone makes an on-model model of saber butt in pixiv with the HSR outfit >Brown(westerner of course) make a black tier ass version shortly after
This shit will never stop amusing me, how obsessed westerners can be about african tastes
>ZZZ models are better they have the sexists girls in all of mihoyo HSR designs suck! >Why are they better? >Because the girls have a gyatt phat ass just look at it jiggle they have more technology! >Flops harder than anything else at mihoyo because brown people have no money
>>529952862 >>529953347 >>529953379 >Keep making black tier asses to go after the money of an audience who has no money >It keeps flopping
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Make a game focusing on black tier asses to cater to the american man >flops so hard it cripples the company >Make sure HSR caters to china and japan and give every girl a normal butt >Still breaking records despite having the "zzz debuff" stealing the budget
>>529514649 >>529515209 >Make a game with black tier asses in the majority of the characters >During their anniversary with top rest, they lost to a hebe with a small butt while having a dead patch
>>529464665 >ZZZ is about black tier asses to cater to americans >It flops >Decide to also give a black tier ass to the archon of the american region >She literally becomes the worst selling archon, below a literal twink bard and a green gremlim >She also becomes the first female archon to not be the most popular character in her own region
>>529280242 >Make a game about black tier asses to cater to the west >It flops because china and japan wont buy it >Also kill genshin and HSR to boost ZZZ sales >All 3 flops
>>529182794 >Mihoyo thought it was a brilliant idea to make a big gacha aimed entiretly towards the red part >They actually though it was going to sell as well as genshin and HSR
Dawei and the other co-owner must be fuming
>>528626552
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Let me guess, more black tier asses that will end up flopping in the only country that matters for revenue
Meanwhile our JK firefly skin will outsell every single zzz skin combined
>>528582727
Reminder japan and china likes the firefly skin and it will be a total success
Reminder the west likes the black tier asses from ZZZ and that game flopped
They most likely were expecting the plugsuit skin with a massive black tier ass and ass physics, knowing their tastes
Turns out catering to the west is always a bad idea, and when they like something is bound to fail
>>527595992
Remember this is dawei masterplan
Kill the patches of HSR and genshin to make ZZZ sell, now look what is happening to his customers, they will most likely get bored with HSR and drop it since there is nothing to discuss, and all of this filler patch start making people mentally ill, and they obviously wont try ZZZ
