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>>528046810>Version 3.4 "For the Sun is Set to Die" Special Program will release on 2025/06/20 19:30 (UTC+8)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4OmLnWnmno (EN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCNdn_owYPs (JP)
>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.3 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250509version-kvx5ju/index.html?>Version 3.3 Trailer: "The Fall at Dawn's Rise"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8suWXD8jso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86rpnKULps
>Cipher Character Trailer โ "Piece of Cake"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxGowChsEdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Y1tNRvb8k
>Current Character Banners: Cipher, Aglaea + Qingque, Xueyi, Sushang>Current Light Cone Banners: Lies Dance on the Breeze (Nihility), Time Woven Into Gold (Remembrance)https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39254665
>New Drip Marketing:>Hysilens (5* Physical Nihility) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39370239>Cerydra (5* Wind Harmony) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39388506>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift7B36DCTC5SZ7
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L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>>528068967 (OP)>mfw none of the Bronyas have an Angel of Sin or Cyberangel Will the inevitable Theresa have a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN2C3xWvcbQ?
Do you guys still use 4*s?
I miss my Asta
I put 'Very Unsatisfied' on Cipher, hoping they would ask me to explain, and they asked me about fucking light cones art and story instead.
Fuck you Dawei.
>>528068967 (OP)I am being enlightened by yuri
Can someone confirm if Khaslana was a real person outside the simulation? Because this story is dogshit if he isnโt
Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (29)
>>528069168i'm sure your opinion will sway mihoyo's future releases
Yuri general
>>528068967 (OP)Thanks for the C&C OP!!!!!
>>528069085CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!
>>528069310I miss building and using 4*s because there were very few 5*s available. Every gacha has that magical early game period where you use them a lot more than 5*s.
>>528069439Yeah, hopefully we don't have to see slophoreus characters ever again
God I need to impregnate the kot
>they're literally asking about each part of the plot in the survey
oh boy
>>528069431Built for Khaslana vessel cock
>>528069463We love yuri here
>>528069369Nobody is real, not even Cyrene.
>>528069168Hyacine doesn't deserve this
>>528069573I remember before that 4* can clear MoC but now that's barely impossible
Who's excited for the stream tomorrow? I am!
I don't know what it is about Cerydra but I have this massive urge to rape her
>>528069838A team of Xueyi, E0S1 Cipher, DDD Tribbie, E0S1 Hyacine can 3 cycle MoC 12 Pollux. If you replace Xueyi with RMC that same team clears in 2 cycles haha...
>>528069838>but now that's barely impossible
Hello is this the sissy hangout thread?
>>528069634I just got asked about the fucking Galactic Baseballer event.
I wanted to tell them about the story being slop...
>>528069904Firefly skin and buffs tomorrow
>Most women are capable of secreting considerably more milk than needed by a single infant. The regulation of milk synthesis is quite efficient (around 800 mL/day).
>The normal daily production of saliva varies between 0.5 and 1.5 liters. The whole unstimulated saliva flow rate is approximately 0.3-0.4 ml / min. This rate decreases to 0.1 ml / min during sleep and increases to about 4, 0-5, 0 ml / min during eating, chewing and other stimulating activities.
>Daily loss in sweat is about 400 ml for an adult. The heat loss can be quite significant because there is a loss of 0.58 kcal for every ml of water evaporated. The maximum rate of sweating is up to 50 ml/min or 2000 ml/hr in an acclimatized adult. On average however - only 1L per day, and, due to its fast evaporation and most of it disappearing - therefore:
>800ml of mammary milk + 1L average of saliva and + 50 ml/min or 2000 ml/hr during intense physical exercise = 2800mL average, assuming Acheron is sweating for 30 minutes for any reason...
>Water consumption minimum: About 15.5 cups (3.7 liters) of fluids a day for men
>3700mL - 2800mL = 900mL of unsatisfied thirst
>Acheron has 2 bodies >>> 2800mL * 2 = 5600mL (average)
>non-pregnant and 1 sex per day having Acheron is capable of satisfying daily thirst of 1.5 man!!
does the cat want to seduce the mc?
>>528069310I like moze, 4* march, and sushang, but that's just because most of the hunt 5*s arent really that good
everyone uses gallachad
all 3 erudition 4*s are completely fine and viable characters if you have the herta
tingyun and yukong are still surprisngly strong in a lot of teams focused on 1 strong high investment character
the rest really have issues though
>>528069810Cyrene is an administrator
>>528070132Those can feed so many trailblazers
>>528070145No. But the cat would want to steal his heart for the sake of stealing it.
I am the Nihility of my sword.
Bricks are my body, and debuffs are my blood.
I have rolled over a thousand bricks.
Unknown to Harmony.
Nor know of 0 cycles.
Have farmed EHR relics to land many debuffs.
Yet, these hands will never get full rewards.
So as I pray, unlimited brick works.
>>528069168>Hyacine>Very unsatisfiedFaggot homosexual subhuman
>>528070180Pela...forgotten...
I can't even be mad at Lygus
He looks goofy as hell with that chest hole
>>528070219now make her twerk
>>528069838honestly pollux is just insane for MoC
I'm not sure any other boss in the game shills a singular unit quite as hard without any real substitute
>>528070728Why would you be mad, he is just watching
>castorice is ugly
you just don't care enough to doll up your wife
>>528070353honestly remembrance mc really did just kind of ruin her career
Genuinely what went wrong with this game that was once on top of the entire gacha industry?
>>528071005>he is just watchingReality television. He's trashy!
>>528071124Global worming
>>528069580t. redditron hunter/acheron/ipc fan
It's not in the screenshot, but screwllum is on the list, zagreus is on the list and lygus isn't
>>528071124>google trends
I rambled on the survey pretending they actually read me
>>528070219how do you even get past those?
>>528071124the covid bubble burst
>>528071264My wife and my pet onahole
[VERY IMPORTANT] ASK FOR KAFKA SKIN
>>528071496did you really not get enough from that one rancid pic we got
Now that the developers have admitted that the story sucks and are letting you skip it because the game is in a freefall, what new content is there to do to replace the story every patch?
This is NOT a Furina expy. Thanks.
>>528071264Is there any away to access the survey through hoyolab? I don't feel like doing in my phone
As I've written, according to the leaks, it's the scepter that allows the simulation of Amphoreus, ok cool, but I haven't seen anyone ask the real question, is it a break scepter, a dot scepter, an ultimate damage scepter, or a follow up scepter?
honkai star rail for this feel?
>>528071610That's NeuviFuri kid
>>528071696Does anyone even play brown shart? I always see webms posted, but not accounts or gameplay.
>>528071610I hope she's the type that'd be fun to bully.
Please add more Genshin characters to HSR. thanks.
>>528071925I want this as a skin...
>>528071184You mean the majority of the playerbase? Retard
Do you think we will get to be 10 years old like FGO senpai?
>>528071971Me too. With Hyacine doing well it would make sense if they get more Genshin designs here.
>>528072247>Hyacine doing welllol
they really ask about every detail huh
>>528071925Hyacutie in this outfit with tights would make my dick explode
Cyrene, we should give the subject a toned bf
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5 dictates who I jerk off to, I haven't came in a week
>>528071005>this cameraman is stronger and more intelligent than THE madam hertaYikes...
>>528071005why does he wear heels
lol
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GET ME TO EDO STAR PLEASE
>>528071357Bend her over & if thatโs not enough you spread her cheeks
>>528072329Shaoji on suicide watch
>Thank you, Hysilens. Your trust is very important to me.
>>528072329As a gameplayGOD storyskipSOVEREIGN they only asked me about characters, content amount and MoC/AS/PF
>>528072420Shirou Emiya doujinshis
>>528072329I wonder how Shaoji is going to feel once he sees the data that 75% of the people still playing this game start skipping his slop story.
Fat Xiao fucking won.
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gacha surveys are insane, my level of AFFECTION? what the fuck
>>528070180>everyone uses gallachadhe's a good dawg
>>528072745It wouldn't be the first time, those who played HI3 could already skip his shit
i'm not looking forward to more amphoreus
>Cipher taking care of orphans in secret
Literally begging for children of her own
At least Nicholas Light still loves our game...
OOOOOOOOOO SO EXCITING FINALLY SUM GUD FUKKEN CONTENT
>>528072791fuck off shaoji i will never like your kevin
this is why i hate hig shit
>>528072989you just know that she raped a few of them
>>528069310i've been using doll herta since launch
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>All those surveys posts
Based, Amhporeus slurpers lost
>>528072329I slapped a very unsatisfied on every field, Shartoji can choke on my cock for all I care.
>>528072507Cuz he's a classy bitch.
>>528072025Screwy is the hero we need, Phainon? More like phony lol.
>survey only about galactic baseballer
yeah very cool
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How do I open this door in the "3D" dreamscape room
>>528073509Just finished mine and that's mostly what I got. That and questions about the fucking maps.
daily reminder to save your pulls for Saber
>>528073743yeah same. almost like I remember the fucking baseballer levels well enough to give them separate ratings
it also called me out that my "Arcane Lock gameplay was not very high" - wtf does that even mean? can you do those 'puzzles' somewhere else other than the box that contained the coreflame
they should let us skip events
minigames are not fun, just make compelling content
>has your level of affection for Phainon changed after 3.3?
I sure as hell like him even less
>>528073851>another sunday slaveNah, I'll skip.
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uhh bros was I playing the racing event wrong?
>>528073851if it was that saber or okita I might have
LETS HEAR SOME NOISE FOR THE FIREFLY SKIN
I'm so close to playing this game just so I can own furina in 2 different games
>>528073957>>another sunday slaveThe worst part with Saber is that her E1 isn't like Aglaea's...
Why is anyone hating on Phainon doing what every single one of us would do? Makes his perfect wife, uploads all his fetishes and graphics updates to him, so much so he breaks a planet sized super computer. Gets to live and fall in love with him over and over again. Who would do different?
>>528072329We have the power to stop the power creep.
>>528074706That's not a buddypoke in shorts now go back
>>528074775i see, according to anon's survey, hyacine isn't strong enough
>>528074706Thoughts on this guy?
>>528074730I still dont get if Mydei being created out of Phainon is an actual thing or /hsrg/ schizophrenia
>>528074775I wish they'd asked me about Cipher instead of the story and racing event I really wanted to complain about how boring her kit is.
>>528075016slamming a 1+ million damage nuke isn't very boring compared to most supports
>>528075003Schizophrenia. Mydei was split off of Nikador. Reprogrammed as Phainon's rival at a later cycle to reignite his dwindling drive to continue the experiment.
>>528075110>mfw I suck at timing and my nukes are all .5 million
>>528075061why the fuck didn't i get this, they asked me to rate moc/as/pf and didn't even bother to ask me to elaborate
fuck this shit i always get the shittiest surveys where they just give me some low effort multiple choices about shit i don't even care about and call it a day
>>528075220So literally made for Phainon...
please ask for kafka skin
>>528075249it's fine if it clears a wave/phase but ideally you should end the fights with the ult
any recorded damage you don't end up getting to unleash because your ult didn't come back up in time is technically a waste
though in the cycle system it might not really matter either way for some clears
>>528075110it is when she only does it once per fight and literally nothing else she does is useful at all besides exist for the vuln debuff
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>>528071005This bot is all talk. I could crumple his aluminum ass anyday.
>>528075220Phaidei is literally forced and inorganic
>>528075286I thought that everyone got the same survey.
>>528075512yeah so like any other support they just exist to buff. at least she has a sexy body she shows off often as she prints SP
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Otto Apocalypse was the best male hoyo created.
Otto loved a single girl and never got close to other playable girls.
Otto was ready to die for a girl he loved, not the other way around.
Otto actually died for good and never come back.
Otto didn't fuck even the girl he saved. It wasn't even vaguly implied.
Otto was not playable and didn't steal pulls from girl banners.
Why don't they make more characters like Otto?
>Didn't get even half of these questions
I praised the new EN VAs in the open ended feedback, at least.
>>528075563Is there a tick box for Others? I want to indicate that my favorite part of Hyacine is the Dan x Hyacine ship
>>528075563no everyone gets asked about different things
from what i can tell, they just randomly assign you something to give more feedback about and if you indicate no interest in it, then they just wrap up the survey and say fuck you
>>528075003Hard to say because khaslanaโs internal name was initially strife in greek so people are confused
I think heโs just another sim made to be khaslanaโs rival
but heโs fat because of his immortality gimmick
>>528075556>literal industry plant yaoiCouldnโt beat the allegations sis
>>528075654Hyacine's EN VA is easily my favorite.
>>528075016What's wrong with her kitty?
>>528075714Hard to get more confirmed than this in a game with no romance.
>>528075806She is unironically the best part of this patch. I was legit surprised.
>>528075616Close brother.
>>528075601At least other supports have to use their buff. Cipher is forced to build speed because no other stats do anything for her but her turns don't do anything useful besides count as a turn for feixiao it's shitty design.
>>528075778>Couldnโt beat the allegationsThat's a good thing
Fixing Cipher's kit by giving her new kits
>>528075556I love my simulated Kevin and Niggador lite
>>528076003Convert her to Remembrance and give her Zagreous as a memosprite.
>>528075876her skill and fua are the most useless abilities of any limited character
>everyone is not real (cept cyrene the moderator)
>everyone was bland and boring because theyโre not real
>the end
>cept not really hereโs 30 more hours with your new wife cyrene
>>528069338You have seen the light
>>528075986Using a buff isn't very exciting either, especially when techniques usually give them too
She's far more dynamic animationwise than most supports and her nuke is fun as hell - I'm happy with that at least
>>528076269Not interested thx
kevin โfagsโ are gonna be so pissed if heโs not a real person. not to mention how much he slurps TB. even acheronโs japanese kevin was real LOL.
>>528076469Stella gets to steal Phainons wife next cycle...
is this what men actually want
>>528076552Taking her rightful property.
>>528076393do you not think it's at least a little fucked up that she's the only character in the game where you can leave all of these at level 1 and not even notice a difference?
>>528076469>Mydei is dead so Stelle cant even roleplay PhaideiWhat a fucking failure this stinky bitch is
>>528076441Based integrity fag not falling for pink sluts
>>528076469Phainon would yabba dabba doo to this as well
Stellegods WON
>>528076653We are so lucky to get a Myfei wife all to ourselves...
phainon and mydei have shown literally 0 affection towards the tb, in fact mydei leaves okhema thinking youโre a loony
>>528076659You can leave Aglaea's cone at lvl 1 and not notice too much difference
>>528076659Mine's a subdps so I can't. Plus I don't really care
>>528076730>black tier ass>>>/vg/zzz
>Phainon kills himself and tells us to have all his virtual cocksleeves
Is there any more of a based ending than this? Shaoji knows what people want afterall
>>528076894Mydei is not interested in Cyrene so of course he doesnt want to fuck TB
>>528076912>Mine's a subdpspost your e6
>>528076894Cope, he will be eating Stelles pussy.
>>528076912>cipher>subdpse6โฆ?
>>528076894When we are the new Phainon in the new cycle we get our own Mywife. He will literally be for us.
>>528076469SOON and CANON.
>>528076894I am Mydeimos' loony patootie!
i made sure to add make stephen lloyd playable in my survey
>>528075806>>528075925Not EN, but I loved the part of her mimicking the other characters voices in JP. Mega cute
>>528077074>>528077087Do you comprehend what a subdps is? I didn't say main DPS.
My Tribbie is also a subdps despite being E1S1, because she's built for damage rather than eagle+speed
>>528076894Sorry Phaidei sis but Phainon literally gave stelle the keys to Mydeis cockcage so he can watch.
>>528077174These character designs are such ass.
>>528077093>new cycleOld cycle where Phainon is named Khaos
Mydei is not even appearing on the next cycle
>>528076894maybe that's only true for the female TB
>stream is tomorrow
>11 days until the patch drops
where is it
How does one become a Chrysos Heir? Is it an innate trait that exists in someone or is it just a title and position you get appointed to if you have enough influence or power?
>>528077407https://youtu.be/6WRGwSh1NIw
>>528077407It said between bersions 3.3 and 3.4, therefore it will be during maintenance
>>528077174Hyacine is so cute
>>528076894There is no need to be upset about the rugpull.
>>528077292>npc character designs are bad>npc writing is bad because theyโre npcsAll criticisms of Amphoreus are now justified because of this amazing twist
>>528077357>Stelle's "Mydei" is Lord Gnaeus Oh no no no
(also Gnaeus exists on the filenames too but he is not mentioned as tailor made for Phainon like Mydei)
>>528077378Mydei is the only interesting character to talk about and shitpost with.
>>528077407Phainon's myriad featuring Juan, Loo, and Ack.
>>528077292Barbara with different colors isn't ass.
>>528077272her damage is too shit to be considered a subdps even at e1
they are so cute together
>>528076469>>528077131>>528077551Are these phaidei starting from next cycle?
>>528077463You have golden blood. Thats it
>>528077272mate i donโt think you understand what a subdps is
she does the same fucking fua damage as moze except she doesnโt even have add damage and attacks way too slowly compared to him
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>>528072420SPARKLE FEET
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>>528077841Canonically yes. Phainon will watch Stelle fuck Mydei.
>people painstakingly analyzed the characterization and depth of moderated npcs that are fictional even within a fictional universe
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>528077857What do you mean golden blood. Like actual gold blood?
>>528072420phainon faggy form
>>528077463have golden blood
>>528077970Pink slut yapping soon
>>528077935Yes, the characters bleed golden if you didnt notice
>>528078120Mydei is straight?
>>528077970Stelle will have a date with Mydei next cycle
It's a date, Mydeimos. Remember?
>>528077030WE LOVE topaz, kafka and black swan here
>>528077378Does it matter? New characters need to be introduced to roll for!
I really wish that the characters we pulled felt like they were the characters in the game's story instead of just being shallow copies. At least there are other gacha that do that.
>>528077935yes? did you just not pay attention to any cutscene at all? all the chrysos heirs bleed gold
>>528077742Build issue then.
>>528077858I don't think you understand what a subdps is. Your main dps does the bulk of the damage, your subdps does a fraction of the main dps's damage.
Dealing the same damage as Moze (a subdps) while providing vuln buffs and the damage recording is very good. Why, because doing the same damage is all that Moze does.
Based Mydei yumes flaunting supremacy
When he becomes real, he will belong to Stelle
Phainon will give us the thumbs up from the afterlife
>>528077935The way you identify a Chrysos Heir is by their blood, which is gold.
>>528078231Why is there a pizza delivery guy there
I am /watch/ing and observing
>>528078174Mydei is programed and literally made for whoever is in Phainons spot. So Stella in the redo.
What happened? Wasn't she supposed to be the new Firefly?
Try to guess how they change Sam for the firefly skin
>>528078274i didnโt say she does the same damage as moze, you have severe reading comprehension issues. i said she has the same fua damage as him while attacking much slower and not having add damage - ergo her damage is vastly inferior
by that logic, anyone that attacks is a subdps. you might as well say huohuo is a subdps if she does a basic, because hey thatโs a fraction of your main dps right?
>>528078438>in the redo?????
>>528078469A minor recolor at most, but Pagfly pigs will gladly eat their slop.
This yume spam wont last long when Stelle gets forced to carpet munch again
>>528078274Is your definition of a subdps anyone that does more than 0 damage?
>>528078458you're obsessed
>>528078458this is like 5 inches bragging to a 3 inches.
>>528078469itโs whiter/shinier
>>528078164It wouldn't be surprising if there's a whole contingent of anons that put the game on 'auto' and started fucking around on their phones instead of paying attention to the story.
FACTS; Stelle deserves Mydei cock more than Phainon
t. Phainon before dying
>>528078531Just shitposting, we already know we are not going to the next cycle
>>528078274>Build issue then.that picture is my build where is the issue?
We are gonna have sauna competitions and hot steamy SEX all cycle long
>>528078565Males? for females
Females? for males
>>528078580No, because Cipher does decent damage when built for it when considering everything else she brings to the table.
>>528078519Maybe in a vacuum, but that's because she has so much else that her dealing more damage would make her the most broken unit in the game. See v4 of the beta.
Care to tell me your definition of a "subdps" then?
>>528078636Hey, just pointing out what ricefags were claiming before she released, not my fault blandrice flopped
>>528078458Castorice was a massive failure
>fake>stinky fujo pussy>selfish>uglynow cyrene will btfo her moving forward too
>>528078820Stelle planet, sir.
Cyrene is her wife (Castorice is forgotten)
>Everything I don't like is shitposting
The rugpull'd.
>>528078335Bitches love pizza delivery guys
>>528078802What is Fovos032's stance on babymaking with a trash raccoon?
>>528078989>rugpull'dWhat about Phairene?
>>528078565damn yunli why is she so bratty
>>528078895Bro youโre arguing with a nigga that says โergoโ on the internet. What are you doing?
Why are peopleโs opinion of sex kot as a support so low. Isnโt she actually better than Tribbie in some cases?
Why is there NO info on the original Terravox?
Just shot a huge load to some hag feet
>>528078232not beating the gooner game allegations
>>528079191I also say that sometimes, it stuck with me from Ace Attorney
How do I get Hyacine to look at me like she does to TB
>odds: 1 final roll for Cipher
>evens: Save it for Hysilens
>>528079275>TrannytowerRetard
>>528079273Do you really think the majority of people in this thread actually know what they are talking about? /hsrg/ is wrong most of the time about everything.
>>528079527Phainon's wives bonding over his destined demise
>Let's introduce random filler yuribait characters in the middle of the story
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>528079405i still yell out hold it occasionally
>>528079596Stelleโs wives*
Cucknon left everything to me
>>528079603You can not comprehend the wisdom gweilo
>>528079596Widows*
Ftfy. TB will take them in as per relevant societal custom in Bangladesh
>>528079470The supposed HI3 planet didn't have yuri until now
time for a bug please post THAT silver wolf cropped bug pic
Cyrene? For Caelus.
Phainon? For Stelle.
It would have only taken me one cycle to break out of the LOOP. Why is Phaiworm so incredibly stupid?
>>528079978Based but they both belong to Godblaizer
Whats with the pag posting
>>528078895โeverything elseโ she does is an amp you moron. her personal damage is negligible
i would say anyone who does the same damage as moze or better is a subdps. he is a 4 star nonlimited hunt, so if you canโt do better than him, then youโre an embarassment to be called a subdps. typically moze does around 20 - 30% of the entire stageโs hp in a robin-tribbie amping setup or around 1.3m damage per moc stage
Stelle can't handle the BKC
>shitting on castorice
I wonder whose gender is behind this antic
>xheโs triggered that TB won and is being cocksucked by hi3 characters despite doing nothing
>>528079273For me it's because I wanted her to be a dps and she was supposed to be one but they hastily reworked her into a support
Does a new era mean we might have a full Trisbios?
>>528072420Weird no one hit the jackpot
kakaurine
>>528080142big kafka's cuddles
>>528080320No lol
None of the part 1 heirs are appearing, we had know of this spoiler for ages now.
>make archer """free""
>force you to roll brickle to make him usable
lmao
>>528080142Big Kakaurine Cock
>>528078469A ribbon on the helmet
>>528080398What a waste
Making a football team with Cutenon!
>>528080454>Kakaurine>big
you can physically hold cyrene down with nothing but your body and she literally wouldnt be able to do a thing until you finish
>>528080578Does Phainon get to watch?
>>528080436Every heterosexual male already rolled her on her first banner
>>528080103yes she amps, backloads damage and generates a lot of SP and debuffs. her personal damage is lower as a result.
moze is a decent subdps for feixiao comps, but why would he be some gatekeeper bottom floor? march 7th is a subdps in feixiao teams and does less damage in favor of utility. moze literally just does damage - if he didn't do even that, he'd be useless.
there aren't even many subdps comps in the game because they're mostly overshadowed by hypercarry teams, and a subdps is expected to have utility in place of pure damage as a result. moze's kit has utility for feixiao but outside of that, he does nothing
You don't need to be a woman to shit on uggorice lmao
>>528080549>he hasn't seen IT
>>528080696He wouldnโt have it any other way
>>528078802You saying this reminds me of that one cousin where Stelle and Mydei get drunk off of ambrosia and wind up ficking all night, competing over who will cums the most.
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>>528080549Looks pretty big to me
>>528079852She's best off yuricoded for Stelle
>>528072420LIZ IS GETTING IN ON THIS ACTION
>>528079603>Who thought this was a good idea?Me.
In fact all future female character should be yuri
>>528080913ook ookโฆ la?
>>528080925Anon this is a blue board, at least post a censored one.
>>528072420look in a mirror, king
>>528080925>spamming>now posting gypsy pornWhy are yumes even having a melty for, is it because Cyrene (you)bait?
I just read SW's buff and I now want to get her E2. Is it really worth getting it if my SW is e0?
WHY DIDN'T MHY LET US CHOOSE SW FOR THE CELESTIAL INVITATION?
>>528080925porn poster...
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>>528081145why
people were doubting the size so we might as well put the myth of small worm model to rest
>>528081185What makes you think it's a melty? We are celebrating Mydei being for Stelle by association
>>528075430hertaschizo got his tingyun molested
Yumes are triggering the shipshitters so I think itโs based. They didnโt know their place on the food chain
>>528081290Ruan Mei won so hard
>>528081120That was my mistake I meant a doujin.
>>528081281But the dude is not even interacting with you
Thoughts on wheelchair teams?
Phainon smells like a trash can this time around
>>528081279>>528080925HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KAKAโS VASHA IS HUGE
>>528081185>SpammingPosting fanart you don't like is not spam.
>>528081330amphoreus wouldn't have flopped if it had shota
no one would skip amphoreus' story if it had shota
>>528081279Because I know for a fact that there are a lot of censored pictures of Stelle on Kakaurine's cock.
Mydei x Stelle is based
Aventurine x Stelle is based
You are either a troon or a fag if you disagree
>>528081636Why are you still playing this game if you are so obsessed with little boys
Imaginary men? For Stelle.
Shota Imaginary men? FOR Stelle.
>>528080970Which HSR is Liz coded
>>528081764i'm hoarding jades to E6 stephen and opal
>trailblazer is the destined star who will light up the sky
Amphoreus really is shaping up to be Phainon humiliation ritual: the planet.
>>528069085consentual handholding and nakadashi SEX with my wife sushang!
Can we get the Fatefags back? This thread stinks
>>528081607>not liking a woman's pussyWhat are ya,a homo?
>>528081909Dorothea from Fire Emblem 3 Houses
someone post the catbox link of mermaid stelle getting fucked by pirate aventurine
Hello I am yume. Where is husband
>>528082097>catboxDonโt be a pussy
>>528081473Love this cutie like you wouldn't believe
>>528082004another bland pagbait story where the MC is a cameraman 99% of the time then magically saves the day
>>528068967 (OP)QUESTION: I killed the final boss on Luofu, and it seems we are leaving. I thought that there was a patch story? Didn't I see screenshots on gematsu about some sort of prison dungeon on Luofu? I am trying to do the content in order, so do I do the Luofu events now before getting back on the express and heading to Penacony?
>tfw my HERO fucks cyrene and my boy mydei
>>528082097https://files.catbox.moe/iqjqlr.jpg
>>528082004>Phainon humiliation ritual: the planet.Kevin bros... they did him dirty...
>>528082424STOP
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>528082393The prison stuff came after Penacony
>>528082335You can tell the rewrites were legit because of how undeserving and out of nowhere is kek
Shartoji probably panicked
>>528082097Have the pixiv link
Bonus it also has Stelle getting double teamed By Phainon and Mydei.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129667188#manga
>>528082004Kevinschizo has been suspiciously quiet since the leaks..
>>528082393you do penacony first then you go back to space china and do the prison shit
HSR will get its wuwa redemption arc and go full on self insert pandering.
>>528082319You're calling them a puss but you didn't post the one where he ducks mermaid Stelle with his dick.
How do I get a /hsrg/ yume gf?
>>528082547>Cyrene all over TB cock>some weird Mydei/Phainon creation homoshit >Phainon is goneCan you blame him?
>>528082765Do you like being pegged?
>>528082708Need to cum in this cat. Need to.
>>528082825Yes I'll even take a fujo gf that wants to cosplay phainon and peg me while I cosplay mydei
>>528082765Anon, all the "yumes" are men.
You will be luckier trying with a fujo or that one yurifag who at least posted pussy
>>528082864still doesn't erase the 5 patches of phainon shilling
>>528083005can you point out the shilling parts, please
>>528082407All this time it was Phainon who likes to watch.
>>528082864>phainon character strength is midI'll take this doesn't take Cerydra into account
>>528083000>trips lyinghuh, I wasn't prepared for this. Trips usually never lie.
>>528083005Shilling just to glaze TB at the end is not shilling at all
Itโs a humiliation preparation
>>528082864Who is this scholar?
Thus our fates become one
*leg-locks you*
Archer (who is f2p free) best teammates are
>Sparkle
>Silver Wolf
That's not a brick house, that's a fucking brick MANSION. I kneel.
>phainon is mid
Yeah fuck you. You guys said cipher was mid. Yet she turned out to be the integral third wheel in the Tribbie+Hyacine wheelchair.
Phainon is going to be giga necessary now
I haven't played since I pulled E1S1 Aglaia, is she still viable?
>>528082864is this the same guy that said sunday was bad for castorice super early
they hated him because he told the truth
>>528083234I thought u get 1 copy and the rest is paid banner?
>>528082004This is why HSR's story sucks and nothing ever matters.
>No one on Belobog can do anything for hundreds of years.>TB arrives, gets the power of the Aeon, and the issue is resolved in a few days.>No major faction or organization can do anything on Penacony>AE arrives with TB and suddenly everything is getting solved and all the secrets are uncovered. Then TB gets the power of the Aeon and saves the day.>Amphoreus is stuck and can't progress for an insanely large number of loops.>TB arrives, gets the power needed to solve everything, and will be the key to everything.Nothing matters because the entire universe cannot do anything unless the TB is involved.
I'm literally browsing /lgbt/ right now and this thread is more gay
>>528083342it literally has aventurine fucking stelle in the pussy, how is that gay
>>528083234cipher is better, about equal against non-quantum weak enemies though
>>528083342There is nothing gay about wanting Phai's dick.
>>528083342Not much we can do with you here
>>528083342oh yeah. /u/ is waaaaay less gay than this. More stable too. I realized the other day I should appreciate /hsrg/ more because it really is an incredibly schizophrenic and out of control thread.
>>528083331it's funny because a few months back the main complaint was how the TB does nothing
>>528083342This is one of the most heterosexual threads in /hrtg/ because itโs yume pilled
>>528082407If anything, Mydeimoose.exe is dead and forgotten whose only purpose now is get mentioned once or twice in each patch to reel in the fujos. Based on the leaks Cyrene, Phainon and tb having a threesome is more likely.
>>528083234AND cipher for the sustainless brickodia
>>528083331I like how you ignored Space China
>>528083450They're not "about equal". Silver Wolf is 100% better against non-quantum weak
>>528083342I like their wcg threads or when they talk about Hunter.
>>528083602well not precisely, all she does is enable the extra 10% def pen from qua set which offsets the 15% advantage cipher has innately over SW (at e0s0)
>>528083578>Phainonoh no no no no
Whose gonna tell him
>>528083331no thats the astral express travelling and doing what they are supposed to do
>>528083578Phainon is forgotten too starting next patch, sis.
When I rolled Castorice I hadnโt reached Amphoreus yet. Just read brief description of her. I thought she was some god, an emissary of death without equal. A grim reaper apex predator who can snuff the opposition out with but a single gesture or touch. Then I get to Amphoreus and sheโs a cute moeblob who takes orders from everyone else. What.
Goodnight brethren
Xueyi rabu!
>>528083546we just had a big leak that says the TB is the key to everything
>>528083813Sheโs a worthless piece of shit pixel, a failed woman. Iโm sorry you fell for the marketing
>>528083904good futa night
My programming recognizes the trash raccoon as Phainon. Should I?
>>528083825Slopflypaggies...
>caelus, fuck cyrene I beg you
>stelle, fuck mydeimos I beg you
classic K(h)aslana bloodline
>>528083825Am I reading this right. Why is Tribbie doing more damage than Firefly?
Cyrene: I love pussy and breasts
>>528083331it's almost like we're the MC or something
>>528083546That's quite literally the problem, TB did nothing for 4 patches and now it's somehow the hero
AHEM
*taps sign*
YOU NEED HIM
>>528084038Why are pagfly fags so obsessed with Castorice's sales?
>>528084018because tribble/cipher/hyacine is a broken comp that can wheelchair anything
*sighs*
So we need to wait for Diamond to be the first cool and dependable male in this game.
>>528084076Phainon did nothing for the exact amount of time and was glazed by several characters
Itโs only fair TB gets their turn
Will we at least get like 100 extra pulls or something for the collab? Fucking 8 banners running at once
>>528083331And then there's Luofu where we were just /watching/ in both arcs without doing anything at all
>>528084134But arenโt they all supports. Theyโre supposed to support the dps not do all the damage themselves.
>>528084205i know what i said bitch
>>528084018make-believe peepeepoopoo fantasy calc land
>>528083813Please dont hate me. I dont deserve the hate.
>>528084273I don't think about you at all
>>528084054Stelle: Not my pussy and breastsโฆ right?
>>528084038firefly-sama, please have sex with my boyfriend
#cuckquean
>>528084194Donโt be greedy
so why couldn't amphoreus' story just start at 3.4?
Erm... Janny? Sigga's dick pic is still up...
>>528084273If it werenโt for your resident schizo, I wouldโve forgotten you existed.
If dot has a million fans, then I am one of them. If dot has ten fans, then I am one of them. If dot has only one fan then that is me. If dot has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against dot, then I am against the world.
Sparkle: Vita please, fuck Caelus.
>>528084441In order to go back to the start and fix it. We must understand what were fixing. Where the cycles go wrong. And thus we had to experience its end.
>>528082319uuuhhhhhhh.....
>>528084090Hmmmm no. I donโt think I do.
>>528083825What do the colors of the bars represent?
>>528083723On his own patch? Wtf
2 more weeks until the new banner
>>528084469Got a problem with it, wormschizo?
>>528084469>pic with a female nipple>WHAT THE FUUUUCK DELETE THAT SHIT NOW>pic with a penis>I sleepNoticing
>>528083546He does do nothing though.
He is just a tool that always gets the powers needed to solve everything. Look at Penacony and Amphoreus. Everyone else plans, explores, and solves mysteries while TB just tags along to activate the power he randomly got.
TB isn't a powerhouse that can lead a fight.
TB isn't a strategist so he never makes plans or contributes in the planning phase.
TB isn't a detective so he needs everyone else to piece things together for him.
TB can't do anything except use whatever random power the story needs.
Then TB is always treated as the hero when everyone else did 99% of the work.
>>528084581that can be done with one patch, no need for 4 patches to do that
sumeru did it in only 1 patch
>>528084358>Stelle>breasts
>>528084697>from this right into a male bannerhsr is dead...
>>528084273I love Castorice
>>528084678He dies in 3.4, merges with the sceptor. Heโs gone bro. I think he might come back as a final boss if they didnโt rewrite it
>>528083331What exactly do you want? It's a simple story for a simple gacha narrative were the player is the protagonist
Do you want the playerbase to travel to planets and watch while they as players do nothing? Are you dumb? Stop trying to fit everything into some superb narrative of flawless writing and start understanding what kind of media you are consuming
This is a fucking gacha game mate
yep never rolling wormers
>>528084809>final bossDoubt it, he is probably coming back for the happy ending.
>>528084750this
retards mistake TB being given a macguffin as actually doing shit
>>528084616Surely right team is improved by removing jing yuan
>>528084794Fear not. Itโs always the darkest before the dawn. The cavalry is almost here.
>>528084785Stelle does have decent sized beasts that she hides under a sports bra and baggy clothes. Similarly he hips are also very wide.
>>528084780What better way to give life to a world then work with all its peoples in its darkest times. Fail and they all die. That is 3.0-4.
Gets you(the trailblazer);idgaf if u care for it or not, invested to the inhabitents. As dan says its the trailblazing way. So we will ammend the situation and save everyone. End the loops. Introduce the planet into the cosmos
fuck collabs as a concept
>>528084975Didn't stop Sunday from becoming Penacony's final boss and then coming back later
>>528084939fgo's main character is active in the story even when they're canonically a shitter that can barely do anything
TB just walks around and spouts reddit memes 90% of the time until it's time to deus ex machina and save the day
>>528085191And that was fucking garbage so hopefully they learned their mistake (not him coming back, the lobotomization)
>>528083331Bro discovered what a main character is
>>528085058We love you Castoria. You share 7 letters of your name with Castorice. But your sister has... notions...
>>528072329Isn't there a bit of a fallacy here?
Players who stick with the MSQ this far are likely to respond positively in the survey.
i'm gonna save this game, don't worry bwos
thank god for having collabs as a concept btw
>>528085203And it works. The villians never suspect the idiot and let us roam freely until its too late.
>>528085203You are better of not comparing the works of one of the best vn writers in jp(Nasu) with the story of a Chinese gacha
As I said you should understand the kind of media you get into
If you expect hsr to have the writing quality of the good arcs in fgo you are simply setting yourself for disappointment for no reason
Also the mc of fgo was a non character aswell until the lostbslt arc and that started 3 years after the release of the game
>>528085203I think that the issue is that the Shitji realized that the criticism towards Amphoreous was right on the nose so he altered the story so that tb would play an actual role
>>528084939>Do you want the playerbase to travel to planets and watch while they as players do nothing?Amphoreusfags love that though
>>528085093would Acheron really do this? she seems rather gentle in her non-schizo mode
>>528085382lumine expy soon
>>528085203>>528084750I wonder if people feel this way because they don't use the TB in their main party or something. From my point of view, the trailblazer is on screen 99% of the time opening chests, solving puzzles, and completing side quests. I don't feel the trailblazer is useless at all.
>>528085307You talking shit m8?
>>528085382(Me)
Not Caelus or Stelle, (Me)
give it up for the worst selling couple in hsr history!
heh... hahahaha HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HP meta has been a disaster for this game
>>528085605Im waiting for a kino 20hour patch story fully voiced.
>>528085535You are talking about gameplay while they are talking about the story.
>>528085535Wouldn't surprise me there are actually dm hate the idea of an mc so much that they get upset that tb's actually not useless in battle.
>>528079279>>528079854>>528080858>>528081838>yumepags thinking one woman is enough for him
>>528085767NTA but I think that they are talking about the people who are so averse to the idea of an MC that they refuse to even build them.
Smelle getting uppity again.
Shes my bitch.
My survey was really fun, they asked
>Evaluation of my AFFECTION to some characters
>Asked me if I liked the story and I disliked the presentation
>Then asked me if I liked the story (ignoring the presentation)
>Review the story chapter by chapter
>Also do you like Amphoreus design?
Seems like hoyo is trying to narrow down why people keep talking negatively about Amphoreus.
One of the questions also had as an option "I feel like the Trailblazer doesn't exist in the story".
yep can't remember, didn't pay attention, can't answer
>>528085606>tribbie+hyacine are the best supports for literally every team in the game
>>528085535This. My enjoyment of the game has increased tremendously once I reached Amphoreus and RMC is actually useful as a support that I donโt feel bad bringing him(me) along in the party.
>>528086030Trailblazer literally protected Hyahya and participated in the final blow on Aquila. If anything it was Dan Heng that still has fuck all
>>528085605One patch of Edo Star will be as long as a Persona game. Except it's all just puzzles
>>528086176As we should be
>>528086003NTA and I doubt it. Everyone was using HMC and RMC.
I can't tell what is shitposting and what isn't is Yunli actually better than Phainon? Is he not worth pulling even if I have Sunday and Huohuo?
>>528086030>Seems like hoyo is trying to narrow down why people keep talking negatively about Amphoreus.yep
mine was interesting
it asked me about what my impression of each part of the plot of 3.3 was
then asked me about which characters i prefer out of the ones who showed up in the 3.3 quest
i picked herta and screwllum of course
Is Hyacine supposed to be literally Barbara like how every Hoyo game (other than ZZZ) has had a Raiden expy
Mighty Mouse loves me and cooks honey pancakes for me
>>528086003Stop making up shit. RMC is as meta as can be and HMC was too.
>>528086649That's not new though, I had a similar one during China 2
>>528086570Literallg never take advice from this hellhole. Formulate your own conclusions. Dont even take this advice.
Phainon is pretty good though.
>>528086570He 0 cycles all modes with no bis supports or healers. You can come to your own conclusion there.
>>528086668Hmm no. Most likely the HSR team called over the Genshin team for some help with fantasy Greek designs because they usually make โwomen in Chinese dressesโ. The genshin team probably cooked up Pink Barbara
I will only pull for the canon hubby, Dan.
>>528086752We know, Phainon
You programmed him for that
>>528086752I like Phaidei but I wouldn't mind a little bit of (you) bait from Mydei, it'd be like sharing your brother's hot boyfriend for a weekend
>>528076659Nope. Cipher is the only support where you actually have to think on when to use her skill and ult instead of mindlessly mashing a single rotation.
>>528086758I've actually come across some retards who did express that opinion, of course I also assume that they are secondaries.
>>528086943that explains why locations in amphoreus look ripped straight out of genshin
phainon's home looks like liyue mixed with fontaine's caves
the grove looks like sumeru down to it's theme of nature + academia
>>528086176And because Raildevs are too dumb to make game modes beyond "kill everything as soon as possible" the only way to make HP scaling attractive resulted in the abomination that is Hyacine who gets 200 free CV and free infinite MV scaling to act as both sustain and carry. So now the only way out is to have DPS units that baseline out-damage triple supports and voila, every DPS previously released is rendered useless once more
>>528086274I legitimately enjoy the puzzles more than anything else in this game. The clockie mirror puzzles. The current Amphoreus Ram light the fire puzzles. The rubiks cubes of China. Everything except Hanu tv bullshit ones. Those were gay. Hate forced stealth shit.
>>528087050He cant keep getting away with it
>>528087034I'm actually warming up to the idea of Stelle with Dan Heng.
>>528082004>When the divine body of Law was slain by the usurper Is this saying that Cerydra was killed by a usurper, or that Cerydra is a usurper that killed Talanton and/or the original Heir destined to inherit the coreflame?
>>528087387He is the only guy with genuine (you)bait so you better kek
>>528087050It's actually Lygus who programmed Mydei to be like that.
Why isnt anyone posting THAT yet.
>>528084268it's believable if she's not e2
>>528087310No I dont like that stuff
>>528086758It really depends on your team though. If you were running DoTcheron (top selling banner in the game btw), you really had zero use for HMC at all. Even later on when she got JQ you still didn't want HMC with her, and that was a lot of people's main team.
>>528086867But they say the buff for MoC is really good this time and that's why he's 0-cycling?
>>528087206>the abomination that is HyacineTake that back!
>>528082335TB has been more active in Amphoreus than all other arcs put together, retarded unplayer.
>>528087125not pressing the ult button does not require thought and her skill is useless 99% of the time
>>528087736As if the self dmg healing one isnt and hasnt been good for mydei and rice.
>>528087524It's funny, I think that the chink marketing has a lot of (you) pandering for Stelle.
>>528087783this
that time when the TB epically watched all the 5*s do everything was so awesome
>>528087736And Castorice has had an HP MoC buff that benefitted no one other than herself yet no one made a peep. Again, draw your own conclusions.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJEHsbFDrT0
>music starts playing
Soon
>>5280880363.1? Mydei could also use it, but yeah...
>>528087407Cerydra is the usurper.
>>528087905>>528087942>>528088014List what TB did in all other arcs.
When is Ceryda dropping? And do we know anything about her kit?
>>528087125>mindlessly mashing a single rotationYeah instead of mashing a rotation she mashes the basic attack button until you press ult once at the end of the fight how is that any better?
>>528087905>>528087942>>528088014TB was a cameraman 99% of the time in Belobog, Luofu, and Penacony until the final battle.
It has always been that way.
>>528088461Probably September because she's the second banner
I thought /hsrg/ was retarded then I stumbled upon fujos miscontruing leaks insisting it's canon
>>528088637Is that after the Collab?
>>528088128Only one Anon here has mydei.
>>528088461Wyell... 12 days left of cipher + 40 days of phainon + 20 days of hysilens = 2 months 12 days give or take!
>>528087816Her skill is not useless at all. You use it to swap focus targets if youโre using Feixiao. Her ult needs you to know how much HP the boss and its adds have so you donโt waste on with failing to kill an add with the initial 25% hit. But these things are all too hard for you since you have never attempted to play this game on a high level.
>>528088484See above.
>>528087748She is abominably cute
Will cipher be one of those characters that rerun every 2 months or one of those characters that disappear for 1 year?
>>528088681Kevin and Fate first, then Hysilens
>>528088648>miscontruing leaks insisting it's canonWe do that too
>>528088948>>528088749Good I could use some saving patches. And I don't think I'll pull for Hysilens. I wen't all in on DOT back at launch, and I don't trust them to ever make it viable again. I even got BW...
>>528088993We are shitposting whereas they are actually trying to push an agenda off of misenterpretation
Iโm so glad I rolled Hyahya instead of that disgusting gremlin flopflop. I love her and fat fuck so much.
Are TB, Dan and March also strings of data now?
>>528089496TB, and Dan are. They both died on their way down. March's corpse is in an ice cube on the astral express.
>>528086176and.... WHOMST mighteth be the BiS support for your other side then? HMMMMMSSSSTTT?
>>528088432belobog
>resist arrest >beat up bronya >beat up gepard>beat up svarog>all before the final battlespace china
>similar to amphoreus >watch the 5*s do everything>POV switch penacony
>had fun with firefly >beat up random people>epically stand there and watched acheron fight sam and btfo aventurine space china 2
>non existent>march had more involvementamphoreus
>get mem>epically stand there and watch mem use time powers>epically watched all the 5*s do everything >only time they did something was fighting the sky titan
>>528089383GODGOD is going bury Hyashart and Little Worm 6 ft under in an unmarked grave and piss on the casket for good measure once the HP slop turbulences turn off
20% energy and 40% ATK is future proof
>auto-cleanse
>auto-heal
>energy regen
>40% atk buff (equal to wearing a pair of atk boots on top of what u already have)
>4 trailers
>her own event
>>528089659Is it Loucha?!
>>528089098The anti-honkai schizo has been trying to push his agenda in these threads for more than 2 years now.
The cooking short should had been the characters playing MMORPG instead
no one gives a fuck about your green rat
>>528069310Armpits dont fucking look like that.
How much of a vurgin do you have to be to think a woman's armipit looks remotely like a pussy?
imagine a green rat being relevant longer than some forgettable man chin Mei expy
>>528089690>space chinaHow could you forget killing the deer and turning off some gas?
>>528089779>auto heal at the start of an allies turnVs
>auto heal immediately after losing HPI definitely donโt see what could possibly go wrong
>>528089867but enough about transasissy
>>528089953ultimate counts as a turn. The auto heal isn't much, what's important is that cleanse triggers at the same time.
>>528069315>How about another jokeMEMAY
>>528089779Also double revives if you get her E2
>she wonnered long ago
>is still winnering
she can't keep getting away with it!
hy
md5: 84ece9d323da4242804535654fef5b17
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>>528090048>cleanse CC>by casting an ultimate
Fuck off Fofo, we have a better Fofo now
>>528089779can she do it at e0?
if not then she's shit
>>528090221>ultimate uncharged
*ahem*
HUOHUOHUO finally a good fucking post
HOLY FUCKING KINNNNNOOOOO KURKURUKURU TIME TO TWIRL KYS EN KEK JP CHAD GAME
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa I WANT TO headpat CLARA
OUT OF FIVE THREE MUST PAY THE PRICE
*points at QQ, HuoHuo and Sampo posters*
I WANT TO HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX AND AN ITALIAN CANDLELIT DINNER WITH A SCHIZOPHRENIC ICE HAG
uhhhhhhh sales bros?!!?!! IS THAT A GIGGER GET OUT OF MY GENERAL YOU TRANNY *Blade ults u*
I MISS POKรMON SO MUCH BWOS BELOBOG WAS KINO SEX WITH TOPAX SEX WITH HIMIKO SWX WITH KAFKA you are truly beautiful *points at house plant*
AAAAAAAA MOC 11 I DONT WANT TO ROLL FOR LIGJTCONES YOU NIGGERS MY 120 JADES YOU FUUUUUCKS
MINUS
TWENTY
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S
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KILL ALL YURINIGGERS
Disingenuous dichotomy. You need two sustains, Fofo and Hyacine are not in competition.
Huohuo makes a dps go from 2.4 million dmg to 2.8million dmg
Hyacine just contributes 1.3million personal dmg.
>>528089914It's hard to describe how badly I want Hyacine's feet and thighs on me
>>528090017>>528090221>>528090418Very cute and smoochable
>>528090418Fofo could never
*spins ins a circle like kafka *
BOOM
CAELUS PAG STELLE TROON CAELUS PAG STELLE TROON QQ FEET SEEEEEXXOOOOOOOOOO *cums*
BANG BANG BANG TIME FOR FOOTY ZERO FIVE HONKEKS IN SHAMBLES *posts yamcha huohuo* itโs nyover BWOPOSTER REEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUG FUCKERS PIG FUCKERS RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN GOPARD SAAAAAAVEE MEEEEEEEEEE *google searches cunny serval hardcore hentai*
TIME FOR A BUG *starts sweatily typing* WE FUCKING WON GAME OF THE YEAR YOU BRRAINDEAD GIGGER NIGGER
WERE BETTER WERRE faster WERE SMARTER
TOPAZ BROS TOO THE MOON STONKS
hmmmm I can tell from that image you are in fact a man
HOLY FUCKING SEXO
I SEE IT AITH MY SHARP EYES *punches a hole in the drywall*
NAH ID WIN YANKINGS YOUR 50/50
la belleza esta en tu alma /hsrg/ BAILU CUNNY
RAPE HUOHUO THE 4CHAN STAY YOU DONT HAVE FUCKING BRONYA YOU ARE A WALKINg BRICK BRONYA TI NGYUN ASTA YOU DIDNT BEAT IT SOVL CLEAR
*drinks himikos coffee*
he bought herta dolls dump it
SURVIVE OR BE DESTROYED THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE *deals 7 damage*
MEME ARROW TWILIGHT SPARKLE *zoomed it tingyun sneer face*
I LOVE YOU LITTLEGUI TIER 5 SUB SUPER FAN HERE PLEASE NOTICE MEEEEEEEE RISE PENIS SUSHANG
NO *PomPom waddles up to you and calls you a nigger* hey
kaka
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>>528090484cropped for the heterosexuals
>>528090451I love her so much.
>>528090628I can still see flamboyant teccy in the background
i miss the old days already...
Has Kafka really been absent from the story for 2 years?
>>528090628We like our gay bestie here
that one time we shared something with reddit
>>528090736She appeared in 3.0, speed reader
>>528090736Basically vanished after her companion quest until a brief Amphoreus appearance.
kafka
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>>528089098>We are shitpostingAre we? Some of you are definitely serious
>>528089690>had fun with firefly >beat up random peopleThose are completely irrelevant to the plot
Just did the returnee survey and the version survey. Told them that amphoreus sucks and that Firefly needs more screen time
>>528090938Why come back?
>>528090938Yeah, they will definitely read that feedback haha
>>528090856in a flashback in a memory
so she didn't actually appear
>>528086176Only true if you do content (lower floors like moc 11) where they can faceroll in because the boss hp is nonexistent. It's like when Acheron released, boss hp was so low, Jingliu was still usable. Stop falling for mr. pagke's shill tactics.
>>528091020To buy Firefly's skin, obviously
They only read if you whale.
Lygus: I support LGBTS rights
>>528086668Hyacine being a Barbara is the best part about her.
>>528089690>bronyaNope. You watched Dan and March resist and got saved by Sampo.
>gepardAlso Sampo.
>SvarogClara.
In Amphoreus
>use oronyx prayer to rewind broken objects (even without Mem)>save a dude from jumping to his death>troll Aglea with retarded answers in the iterrogation>learn of the past you had forgotten>attract Fuliโs gaze and free Mem>beat Nikador with Phainon and Mydei>take Oronyxโs coreflame>fend off Flame Reaver with everyone, twice>catch Castorice and save yourself from death>bring back Thantosโs coreflame>help Trisbios escape Janusopolis>train with Phainon in the groove>beat Aquila with Phainon and Hyacine (while Dan watched)>help everyone escape with your tine rewind powersIn all the fights TB has always been the vanguard using the preservation path.
>>528088825you don't need to do that with hyacine, adds will be dead
>>528091210Do people like Barbara as much as Hyacine?
>>528091221>>Svarog>Clara.Weren't TB and co ganging up on Svarog before Clara told them to stop?
>>528090437Hyacine is the only HP% buffer, her buffs are actually huge for Cas and other HP scalers.
>>528091210She's not barbara it's literally just can I copy your homework case
>>528091332unfortunately her being a launch 4* made people care less and less about her over the years, doesn't mean people forgot about her
>>528087051Mydei has no popular ships outside of Phainon. If he got (You)bait, he'd atleast have a decent alternative that isn't total crackshit. It's unlikely though. Phainon only has (You)bait so the players don't have a melty over his fraud protagonist role. He's also just like that by nature - jerking off Aglaea, TB, Mydei, Anaxa, etc. Mydei has nothing like that in his programming because he's just a rival.
Industry plant yaoi
Forced and inorganic by the Amphoreus Adminstration
>>528091332i masturbate to her pantyhose every once in a while
>>528091270Hyacineโs damage isnโt enough to kill MoC12 adds like Hoolayโs summons in 1 hit.
>>528091860>Well? Have sex already
>>528091332I do, she's hot as hell and I like the faith idol gimmick
>>528091860Phainon was breaking down by the 7 millionth cycle, and Mydei's exposed body kept him going for 25 million more. That's what the perfect tailor-made man can do for a person.
>>528092043>he watched 33 million times
>>528091221>use oronyx prayer to rewind broken objects (even without Mem)other people can do it besides the TB
tribbie states this
>save a dude from jumping to his deathby epically standing there
>troll Aglea with retarded answers in the iterrogationepically standing there doing nothing with dan
>learn of the past you had forgottenepically watching mem do it
>attract Fuliโs gaze and free Memby epically standing there
>beat Nikador with Phainon and Mydeiby epically standing there watching them
>bring back Thantosโs coreflameby epically standing there watching phainon do it
>help Trisbios escape Janusopolisby epically watching her do it
>train with Phainon in the groove by epically watching him do it
>beat Aquila with Phainon and Hyacine (while Dan watched)the only time the actually TB did something
>help everyone escape with your tine rewind powersthe only time the TB did something
>>528091375And we love her for that.
>>528092187>If there's no animation it means TB is just epically standing there
>>528092013If youโre holding her ult just to 1HKO respawning 180k HP adds then thatโs some profound retardation youโve got going on there.
>>528092184>joke about Mydei being a simulated cumdumpster>he isSometimes shitposting just works out man
>>528090938returnee survey?
>>528092814check your mailbox
>>528092187>other people can do it besides the TB>tribbie states thisTribbie also states that even she canโt do it as well as TB does. The rest of your post is basically fanfiction, Mem didnโt even exist during the SH flashback segment.
I'm gonna bust a whole load from all this Hyacineposting
>>528091332I dont, shes boring as fuck who does jack shit and is basically a footnote.
Hyacine is great in comparison
>>528092715I want an AI to create my perfect wife exclusively for me too....
>>528092519nta but if TB is shown to just be standing there then he is just standing there. What do you think he is doing?
>>528092874>Mem didnโt even exist during the SH flashback segment.mem was literally the first thing you saw
>>528092639And by โherโ I mean Hyacine. The big damage numbers you see are either from long fights or by deliberately holding her ult so Ica gets a hugely inflated healing tally for the first attack.
>>528092874>Mem didnโt even exist during the SH flashback segment
>>528093142That wasnโt Mem. That was Oronyxโs โmotherโ.
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>>528092519not the anon but yes
>>528093224They have the best pantyhose in the game
>>528093330She only materialized after Fuliโs gaze.
>>528092814If you stop playing for awhile, when you return, hoyo sends you a survey asking why you left and why you returned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqpik78GmCM&list=LL&index=3
>>528093792And you fill it out for some gold?