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>>527384851>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.3 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250509version-kvx5ju/index.html?>Version 3.3 Trailer: "The Fall at Dawn's Rise"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8suWXD8jso
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i wish this game had incest
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Chisa-likes in HSR when?
Are you guys playing The Phantom X when it comes out?
>>527424902Not me. Atlus is giga woke these days.
>>527424902Atlus is woke now and is going to retcon Persona 4 out of spite
Yuri general
>>527404476 (OP)Thanks for the c&c OP
>>527424968>worming every character
Cameraman and shipping general
I'm surprised how much Hyacine's patch revitalized my interest.
>engaging story
>girlypop girly girl
>absurdist heals
>Tribbi+Hyacine wheelchair
Ciphers fansong is out
https://youtu.be/FeiupZYIWK0
Does it beat Tribbies?
https://youtu.be/i1zEqgoeIlI
>>527404476 (OP)sparkle buffs when?
Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (25)
>>527425670youre forgetting her hype moment
https://youtu.be/6WRGwSh1NIw?si=Fol4uBeozuow5uS0
>>527425592Tell me about Yuzuha. Why does she wear the spade?
>>527425327Good, p3 was the only good nu Sona game and p4 was cringe friendship slop
>>527425572Phainon is already a worm, what's the problem
I've set one of my morning alarms to use the Castorice "highly cute and wifely" or whatever meme as background and it always surprises and confuses me in the morning, which is sure to woke me up.
who the fuck is ''we'' you stupid bitch
where is the damn content
where is our special myriad celestia
where is our summer event
>>527426186In zzz. They are clearly signalling you to start playing zzz for these things you want by the lack of content here.
>>527426186dawei says please play ZZZ dont let it flop
>>527426052>herta with tits that bighertaschizo, you are retarded
>>527426052only if they're boys
>>527426076>one of my morning alarms...bro?
>>527425997>see a hot high school girl>first thing in mind is a black cockI expected no less from sparkleposter.
>>527426491>Read the word spade>This is your first thought processWell well well zzzkeks...
>>527425327I choose classic
>>527426186Let's hope ZZZ dies faster the new pokemon game might be playable.
>>527426858When HNA is out people will be in the "ZZZ could never" phase
Right now we're in the "HSR could never" phase
>>527405085we know, sunday
>>527426858Actually if it comes out faster it might cause hsr to make less money.
>>527427116People without ntr fetish
>>527425997>a bunch of tanuki references in her umbrella including a tanuki leaf>a tanuki on her back>HSR players can't stop thinking about spadesWhat causes this
>let's hope zzz di-
2nd day of Cipher banner btw.
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>>527427491Sorry, we're too used at watching Phainon and Mydei fucking the hot girls.
>>527426949>Right now we're in the "HSR could never" phaseBruh. We're getting a free 5 stars and 4 old units are getting super buff. The F you mean HSR could never?
The could never meme was a reference to the free Dr Ratio
>>527404476 (OP)Sampo is so unlucky
>>527426949>Right now we're in the "HSR could never" phaseCould never flop this hard? kek
This is 10/10 design. Will we ever get one?
/zzz/ is laughing at us again...
>>527427491blame waterkuma
characters buff are next patch, right? Do they need new relics?
>>527427626You won't be so smug three weeks from now
>>527427491Everyone sees her as a spade character thoughbeit
>>527427491We love to watch so obviously thats the first thing on our mind
>>527427491Aventurine mindbroke us
>>527428110jingliu now scales with hp
>>527427207xianzou has actual lore with abundance and lan
>>527427626>hrt is only makes money from mobile And retards here think this game is making more than Genshin lmao.
I like watching Jade and Topaz kiss.
>>527427923>every single fanart makes sure to not draw the umbrella and the symbol it hadI love seeing people in denial
>>527428564>pale toes with black polishYUM
>ZZZ
>one year
>3 swimsuits + 4 skins
>HSR
>two years and a half
>1 skin, which isn't even that good
>I'm re asking the same question because the thread is fresh
>I want to gauge Phainon's popularity in /hsrg/
What do you think of him so far? WIll you pull for him? Could you explain your reason anon?
I know nothing about this game I'm only here to jerk off to the girls
>>527428705We already told you last thread nigga, stop being annoying
>>527428638I love black nail polish
Should I get pizza or top up for a guaranteed cipher.
>>527426405I can't wake up with just one. I space them out in 10 minute intervals.
>>527428705He's gay, bland and boring, I normally dislike male characters on principle, but in Phainon's case I hate him because he's legitimately a terrible character.
>>527428705watched his showcases. extremely bland.
there are no blacks in New Eridu btw
Just delete DDD and eagle set from the game
>>527426491we're white we can't help it
>>527428705I've been told by characters over and over how he's super important while he's done fucking nothing so far, that should tell you what I think about him.
This has to be one of the best examples of a "smart" character written by a dumb writer.
>>527429521This is the best example of a dumb post written by a dumb poster
>pros; shape-shifting
>cons; your primary form becomes Sparkle
Do you accept anon?
toHOT
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L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>527429668Herta counts too, she hasn't done a single smart thing in the entire story except maybe call Screwllum for help because she's incompetent.
>>527429745This is an example of a post that contributes nothing to the Honkai Star Rail General or aka /hsrg/.
>>527428705Definitely getting him. I like his character design and the "paladin" vibe he's giving off. His vfx in his special stance are a bit over the top for me but they're still pretty cool.
>>527428892That's cool now post your cock
>>527426019Oldsona is garbage thoughever
>>527429521You don't even understand the character, midwit.
Persona 4 is the best one though
>>527429862You're fucking gay.
Is this a pro or anti-Cipher thread?
>>527428705i dont roll for males but ill do a couple of warps on his banner
>>527429887P2EP has the best story if you can stomach the archaic gameplay
>>527430098Cry about it hertaschizo
All of Penacony couldn't beat Genshin's Natlan so Amphoreus isn't looking too good.
My beloveds?
Blossomy
Alves
Emily
Renata
Minty
Anise
Himaa
Nezzy
Shay
Sneed
Stephanie
Magia
>>527429880ok https://files.catbox.moe/95k0le.jpg
>>527430363cute clitty, would suck
>>527430098you should've quoted the ZZZ posts too.
I love ntr and I will be rolling for phairene.
>>527430145i'm playing through p2ep right now and it's certainly better than 1
>>527429521Did he fuck your wife perchance
You're not the target audience of the next update.
I’m watching Heavens Feel. Could Gil have killed Sakura if he wasn’t caught off guard or was she invincible at that point? Also why doesn’t the shadow is the representation of the corrupted holy grail, why doesn’t it not appear in any other route? Also I thought Ilya is the holy grail?
>>527429521Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men is a smartly written smart character. When Chigurh kills a hotel room full of three people he books to room next door so he can examine it, finding which walls he can shoot through, where the light switch is, what sort of cover is there etc. This is a smart thing to do because Chigurh is a smart person who is written by another smart person who understands how smart people think.
Were Anaxa to kill a hotel room full of three people, he'd slip in through a hidden passage he learned about from an ancient Astral Express log he deciphered a decade ago. He'd toss a vial of sparkling cosmic dust at the first man, triggering a fatal allergic reaction, having deduced his vulnerability from a cryptic star chart pinned to the wall with a constellation shaped like a rare Voidranger beast. The second man would then kill himself just according to plan as Anaxa had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without each other due to a faint scent of penis on each man's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils whenever they looked at each other. The third man, however, remains untouched. He removes his sunglasses and scarf, revealing he’s actually Anaxa. But how? Anaxa just entered through the secret passage and eliminated two men—how can there be two of him?
The first Anaxa peels off a holographic disguise, revealing he’s March 7th, attempting to frame Anaxa for the murders. Anaxa, however, saw this coming. The two "dead" men stand up—undercover Interastral Peace Corporation agents, unharmed, the entire scene a carefully orchestrated trap. “But Anaxa!” March 7th exclaims, “That officer’s head exploded—look, there’s skull fragments on the walls! How did you fake that?” Anaxa smirks and winks at the void. The end.
This is retarded because Anaxa is a smart person written by a stupid person to whom smart people are indistinguishable from wizards.
>>527430506Phainon is gay so she isn't either
>>527430552Fate thread is that way.
Tingyundyke doko?
I miss your cute puss puss
so they do fucking remember sparkle so why does she never appear? please just add the sex with sparkle event or i'm quitting for good
>>527430682Sparkle SPH will save the game.
>>527430682You will watch her having sex with a random new worm in the new planet. Just be patient.
>>527430363>muttilatedsorry bro I stick with the chinese
>>527430626banned for spamming furry vore
>>527430790that worm will be me btw
>>527429521Thats herta, unironically
>>527430903Herta being a bumbling retard is intentional.
bronya puts her plastic worm inside zeelah
Can you guys fucking stop posting your genitalia
If Tribbie + Hyacine is the wheelchair duo then who can be added so that it becomes a trio that you can sleep for every single non-SB DPS until EoS?
>>527430169HERTASCHIZO BROKE YOUR PEANUT BRAIN
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>>527429862>Definitely getting himWell, you're the only one so far saying you'll pull.
I was expecting a more split reaction rather than an overwhelming negative one
Happy for you anon. I may also get him after Archer and Saber if possible
>>527430953GENITALIA BROKE YOUR TINY BRAIN
>>527430502You offend me by implying I would waifu such a dogshit character
>Genius society
>They are all fucking retarded except for my GOAT Screwllum
It ain't fair...
>>527431193Tingyundyke will never let you hit it, Hertaschizo
>>527431426Qingque's 3 inches pecker...
>>527431327your're vagina
why do you guys have such small cocks
>>527431692do you think I'd be here wasting my time with you losers if I had a monster cock?
>>527431016thread is just slow, I'm sure plenty of anons will be going for him
>>527430952Hot, very hot.
To bring the thread back on topic, what's the consensus on Cipher's powerlevel? From what I'm reading, she vary from Topaz 2.0 to nearly Harmony-tier
>>527431692I'm a girl, and a clitoris is basically a super undeveloped penis according to science.
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>>527431692Beta females actively drain the penis size of men around them. When men are surrounded by beta females like fujos and yuriloonies they do not receive the energy needed for their genitals to operate at maximum potential. When a man surrounds himself with alpha and sigma women he receives the necessary energy to compete.
>>527430552This isn't really explained in the movies but the Shadow is the corrupted grail fused with Sakura's imaginary numbers which is why its kind of an infinite space that can eat everything. Usually the corruption is just the mud that spawns in other routes and Zero.
> Could Gil have killed Sakura if he wasn’t caught off guard or was she invincible at that point?Maybe if he pulled Ea but he would never do that anyway
>>527431616femoid he told you to post your vagina
Post more penises yum yum
>>527430552He could have if he had taken her seriously from the get go but that's not something he'd do in character
>>527432045she's much better than Topaz, when Topaz released she only had Clara teams. Cipher fits into tons of teams
>>527430552how about you just read the fucking vn so you can get the answers to your questions
>>527431692hormones + keeping it locked up causes muscle loss
>>527432045her abysmal sales didn't cue you in?
ERP HOURS HELL YEAH WE'RE SO BACK
>>527432217Aglaea sold like shit and she still ended up pretty fucking good
>>527432045She's a character for poorfags and poorfags only, she's good on every team but not the best in any, if you're a whale or even just a dolphin you have zero reason to pull for her.
>>527428705No I hate him
Blandest screentime waster anyone could have come up with
>>527432120ur'ea avgiannnd
>>527432217Kevin kaslana is coming out in less than 3 weeks lol
>>527431692Shit genetics I guess, but I can't jerk off with it nor do I want to stick it in anything so it just exists
>>527432056prove it with vagina pic
who here /saving for Polka/
I made Kevin Kaslana come in less than ten minutes.
>>527432343yeah, if you ignore the mandatory worm on her team and her E1 that essentially triples her dps
>>527432541why are you so afraid of your own gender?
>>527432045Strong support that can slot into literally any team. Strongest in FUA I feel and sadly I think her easily obtainable high speed means she completely replaces Topaz in her all use cases. If she went live with her V3 personal DMG she would've been insanely busted literally unskippable
>>527432443Based and same. I dont want to use mine for THAT
>>527432343she's already worse than saber paired with tingyun and bronya
>>527432443>I can't jerk off with itI call bullshit I've seen 1 inch cocks cum
>>527432541>Acheron want a dude + E2 + LC>Nobody had a melty about it outside of JQ looking like a NPC>The Herta want a dude + E2 + LC>Silence>Aglaea want a dude (who is busted himself) + E1 + LC>Suddenly massive meltdownsWhat give?
Prepping my relic farming. What's the E0S1 Seibah hypercarry team looking like?
>>527433006He broke millions
>>527433006Jiaoqiu and Anaxa were aftersales so there was no way to know they'd end up being wormed, Sunday released one patch before Aglaea so her fate was obvious from the start.
>>527432640Why analwormers love repeating this phrase?
>>527432092But is there any material difference in the routes that would result in this? Or is it just Sakura route so that’s why. Like you can argue UBW happens because Archer isn’t initially wounded from the first attack upon meeting Saber and a few other choice decisions from Shirou. But what would trigger the fusing of the grail with Sakura instead of Ilya as it happens in every other route?
>>527433006what does "want" even means in this context? every character "wants" e6s5 to be as strong as they can be, but everyone that you mentioned can still clear endgame that's weak to their element at e0s0.
>>527432990Genuinely cannot cum normally (i tried) and the few times I did were only through wet dreams. But more importantly I just don't like how it feels
>>527433126Blacked Friday
>>527432045She belongs in t0 for support dmg dealers she's good despite the nerfs. That being said, take a look at the t0.5 support dmg dealers. Its not that much of a competition. Also people have to start recognizing that Topaz is now the most powercrept character in this game as of now. Having a free 4-star do what she does on the same level and now a five-star doing what she does but leagues better has really made it so she's not as necessary.
mine is 16cm but kind of bent and i've shown it to an anon here before and we're friends on hsr now
>>527433843Desu if I was trans would have already 41%'d. I'm just an autismo with a low sex drive
>>527433620Have you tried anal play?
>>527433694Fuck on hetero
>>527433694can we be friends too?
>>527431947Something that I've noticed is that when it comes to male characters whatever noise is made about them online is not indicative of how well they will actually do. But it doesn't go both ways.
>>527430757We are getting a real Furina expy soon? Holy based
I pulled Jade
I pulled Cipher
I pulled Aglaea (E1)
I like big boobs & large breasts
>>527434031Have you tried reciting the Lord's Prayer?
>>527434320boobs are cool
Why did /hsrg/ die? We have footy soon.
my nigga Bart what the hell are you doing WE ARE UNDER ATTACK
>>527434320>He didn't pull Castorice despite her huge tits
>>527435026our fuarking hero
>>527430626Wait Tingyun thirst poster was an actual woman?
our game is so good we are horny posting gay dicks and gay chinese copslays
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>>527429784Chicken jockey!
Should I be prefarming Seiba?
>>527433694I dont understand how it gets bent. It is because the hoodie got cut off? I still have my hoodie and its straight as an arrow
>>527434986everyone is playing zzz and wuwa
>>527435640I'm not your handler bro
>>527435658There was anon who posted his dick a while back and it was super fucking curved despite having his foreskin
>>527434986people stopped caring when they added ack and fraudfly to the team anyway
>>527435362i'm not the tingyun thirst poster. i used to spam acheswan but now i only post stelle x tingyun to harass hertaschizo
>>527434986Nobody actually plays this game. We just auto all day.
be ready to lose in divegrass honkeks
I WANT FATEKEKS SHILLING THEIR KEK GAME OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>527435806Starrail needs more gingers.
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I guess it was just meant to be
>>527435806My wife and our son
>>527404476 (OP)Total sparkle sex
why cant we love zzz? they are our cute little sister game
>>527436115>>>>gameFatepags don't have games lmao
>>527436125>equating anime girls with unnaturally vivid red hair with real life 'gingers'Kill yourself.
>>527435380Wtf that's a woman!?
>>527434092one day maybe... my uid's somewhere in the archives anyway
>>527435658idk mine still has it but it doesn't retract and is bent
its over
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we barely won vs /jobter/... its over for this league...
>>527432212When are you going to post a dildo riding vid?
>>527436338because our little sister is getting everything
Remind me how are genitals related to the hit mobile game Honkai Star Rail?
>>527436338But Honkai Impact 3rd is the passion project.
We need more characters designed for black men
>>527430363this is the average hyacine sissy
We're playing soon.
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>527436547When are you going to start going to church again?
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
We're coming up soon! Come on in!
>>527436584Then why is it so shit?
>>527430363What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>527436765As soon as you become my trad gf
>>527436338>black tier assesyuck
>>527436338It's anti-yuri.
>>527436783Don't fumble it
>>527436851>Pure kino>ShitThere's no saving your taste, sadly. It's terminal.
>>527428705I love tragic heroes, definitely pulling. His schizo mode looks cool too
>>527436783>/hsrg/ vs /wowg/dejavu...
>>527436783i can't believe our friends at /alter/ got raped by horse cocks
>>527428705I think you have worms
It's the birthday of Curara's VA today.
Say something to the most useless standard character.
>>527437072Yurishit:the game will never be kino fuck you
>>527437238Gepard does his best as goalie!
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>>527404476 (OP)Sparkle and her canon gf this is truly yuri general
>>527436416>taking my comment literallylikewise!
>>527437245what's the matter nigger cuck? feeling left out?
lmao
>>527436783Imagine losing to an auto team lolololol
>>527437238Post your roster
>backread previous thread
>like 20+ namedrops
Genuinely what the fuck?
>>527428705we love Phainon here
THE FUCKING TEXTURES ARE BROKEN
KEEEEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO
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/hsrg/ gonna get raped
good job with the models manager
>LITERALLY ME is a giga manlet
he really is literally me...
>anon hates yuri but likes to watch
looooooool
>>527437386Your analhomo is never playing lol
>>527433442Yeah in the VN you trigger HF by walking Sakura home one of the first days (don't remember which one) and Shirou meets Zouken.
>>527433091Just remembered where I had it saved
https://files.catbox.moe/m0uqzt.webm
>>527436547Maybe next time
>>527404476 (OP)>vandalized by hig schizowhy are the jeannies allowing this?
hig are the worst poster in this board.
LC for Jingloo after she becomes an HP scaler?
>>527437992peroperoperopero
>tried Herta in PF on friend's account
>she does no damage
>>527437238no that would be welt
>>527437992Is that real? It looks like he's peeing lotion or something?
What the fuck happened to our models?
>>527436156I need to worship Herta's feet
/wowg/ is laughing at us...
Chances for Kafka to get proper buffs? Or for an Kafka alt?
>>527438295They aren't special. I laugh at (you) every day.
>>527438323but she did get proper buffs
and she's probably getting a busted dot unit she can enable
Why is our team so boring bros....
>>527438065fribbels says arlan cone
she has too much cdmg for rappa cone
>>527435956What did that guy do to deserve this fate?
/hsrg/ has no rizz, much like the game
I just realized Amphoreus has no overworld trotters. I miss them.
>>527437347>>527438220>gepard>welt>worst standard 5*they're still useful than Clara.
Clara need to get hit before she could deal any damage and with the powercreeps and OP bosses, she's practically useless.
Sisters... we're losing...
>>527438445When is Kafkas rerun? Im willing to brick myself simply because i like her a lot.
>>527438242Mine is 4.5 inches....what would Herta think....
/hsrg/ gonna lose to a team playing on auto...
>>527438506Because manager keeps listening to the retards that don't want to change the old ass memes
>>527437992>Maybe next timemake sure you nut in the vid, I'll be looking forward to it
>>527438762she's still good in pf
>losing to an auto team
just a reminder that our manager is a /gig/ implant
We kneel to the superior game!
>>527438781She's getting buffed next patch so probably next patch.
Whats the best honkais for taking orc cocks?
>broken models
>losing to full auto team
gig plant manager does it again
>jobpard keeps jobbing
When are we replacing him with literally anyone else. Even Fat Fuck would be better
>>527438952Kafka, Jingliu, Black Swan, Himeko, Feixiao.
>>527438619>>527438815Damn, you zoomers really make me wish time travel existed so I can just go back to a time free from you little faggots. The fun on this board died the moment you literal fetus looking, born after 9/11, confused by landline a phone, never heard nor touched a VHS tape, can't properly function in public, mumble (c)rapper listening, broccoli head having, don't know how to read analog clocks, easily scammed by microtransactions, can't talk proper English, unable to use a spreadsheet motherfuckers started posting here.
I hope this site will be dead before the next generation is old enough to post here, because god knows how much I'll seethe as soon as some little squirt starts talking about how they grew up watching Peppa Pig or Bluey on YouTube Kids, or whatever bullshit they're watching now on YouTube.
>>527438890Her last rerun was on 09/09/2024. Yeah, might make sense overall. Looking forward to it and start saving my newfag pulls.
>>527439000Sigger is our sub goalie now
And we don't accept reddit memes on our team
>>527438323>more detonations>more detonation damage>blast detonation on skill>EHR 75% to 100% attack conversion for the team>E2 buffedShe might be the biggest winner of the buffs because she isn't competing with anyone in her role.
BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED
Our team sucks can we steal Seiba from /fgog/ now?
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nice job railbabs
>>527439043
How the fuck did you mess up this bad manager?
>losing against /wowg/
You disappoint me /hsrg/
This wouldn't have happened with HIM on the goal btw
>>527439203You havent even scored a goal yet NIGGER
>>527439249Acha and SEIBA will save us
Where the fuck is our team, bros?
I'm the guy posting his tiny dick and I love yuri btw
Who can stop the Jailer with all the sigils?
>cut Fofo
>lose
you brought this on yourselves
>>527439249we are stealing redman thoughever
>>527438614Will her siggy still be her BiS, or does she really not care about the crit damage?
>Each stack of "Moonlight" increases Jingliu's CRIT DMG by 44%, up to 5 stacks.
ok, it's time for gepard to be removed from the team
>It's over
>Esto es el fin
>Se acabó
>Acabou
>C'est fini
>Этo кoнeц...
>Bitti
>Es ist vorbei.....
>おわった。。。
>Det är över...
blade (forma de eyeball) is RED and has done jackshit all game
>>527439246uhm I can see it, sis
>replace Fofo with bunch of forced memes from shitters that don't even play the game
>never win again
>>527439363They should have put her in
You should had put Phainon in the goalie, if he jobbed it would had been on character
>Gepard getting outperformed by a fucking GNOME
YOU NIGGERS ARE GETTING FUCKING DESTROYED KNOW WHO FUCKING OWNS YOU YURI KEKS FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>527439440her sig is still better but now mydei's sig is her actual bis
Characters that need to GTFO from the team:
>jobpard
>fugue
>tribbie
>blandrice
>skott
>losing to a fucking auto team
How low can we go
newfags dont deserve the win
>>527439440Yes. They added more def down to her kit so it's slighter better for her now than pre-buff.
>retards finally realizing the roster is shit
Kill yourself, I had been saying it for months
Well at least we can take solace in the fact that /gig/ didn't even make it...
>>527439789/wowg/ is younger than us...trust me
>>527439636>>527439796Might consider pulling that next patch instead of wasting my precious pulls on the 300 pity scam banner. Well, as long as Cerydra works with her.
>>527439706losing to an auto that got their gold red carded
I want to have backbreaking sex with Cyrene, March AND Hyacine all at the same time
Weren't all our textures fucked last year too?
One job...
>>527428705>What do you think of himMeh
>Will you pull for himNo, I want terravox and sunday because my account has no supports. I'll get his E1S1 on a rerun.
>>527439947but there is no 300 pity banner...
>losing to an auto team missing one player
>autogame losing to auto
poetic
So do you hate yuri or do you just hate /u/niggers? Because i like yuri and despise that shithole /u/, infested with american trannies.
>>527438785I imagine she would be very disappointed anon. Herta would certainly lock up that pathetic little thing and tease it with her feet.
>>527440081Girls fucking each other is hot desu
>>527440081I have no feeling towards it, I find the posters annoying though
Replace everyone but Firefly, Acheron and Blade
>>527440081both, i hate homosexuals
why this general is so fucking deaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!
GET FUCKING DESTROYED YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
YALL AINT WOORTH A FUCKING THINGN YOU MEXICAN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>losing to an AUTO team
the /gig/ implant is doing his work...
/gig/ plant amirite? lololol
>broken models
>lost to an auto team
that's what you get for cutting fofo
The absolute state of this team
Now our team's pathetic manager comes along, making excuses and refusing to make the necessary adjustments to save the team... we just lost to an autoteam, it's over.
DESERVED FOR NO FOFO, PUT FOFO IN
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This is our team?
>>527430363Would lovingly suck you off
>>527440378embarrassing performance from sequeltards
NOBODY cares about PooPoo
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Your waifus belong to us now
>>527440490Yeah, full of characters that don't get posted at all most of the time. You like?
>>527440587>gets red card
>>527440539Wow is the better game anyway
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well come watch us get blown out against /fgoalter/ next week
>auto battler
>dead genera
Apparently a turn-based game that plays like a idle RPG isn't as interesting as some people think.l
>>527440539ughhh.... wowchads haver mercy....
>>527440539QRD on Jlor? I quit WoW way back in MoP.
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KNEEL YA SHITS
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
It doesn't matter that we lost because at least Flopflop didn't come in to play. I hope it stays that way.
>>527440587>waifussir there are only troons and fujos left here
>>527440691Imagine losing to an auto team with 10 players.
Can we get a new FuA harmony that actually has a FuA instead of Robins boring ass? I want to play FuA but it's locked to two lame units I don't like
>>527440718shitty villain from the worst wow expac(shadowlands). people only post him ironically
>>527440718possibly one of the worst villains ever put into fiction
retconned and destroyed legacy lore of 20 years
>>527440882Use Tribbie or Cipher
I've been using CART lately and having a lot of fun
I haven't been paying attention to the Blade buffs. Is he good now?
>We are proud to announce our next collab after fate...
Literally EVERYONE flame your team in the chat lmao are you sure this is the hill you want to die on?
>>527440718It was all part of his plan.
>>527440691it's ok bro, we are still on a pretty good spot to make it past groups
>>527441053hes decent if hes wheelchaired by hyacine i think
>>527440490Kick out jobpard already holy fuck
>>527440718Elio of World of Warcraft
it would be funny if we added archer and saber in divegrass team...
>>527441054I hope you like mecha because Vita will be the collab character.
>>527440718best WoW character, saved the franchise
>>527441269worse elio. elio at least had the benefit of telling you straight up. and hes not even the only one. hes playing high speed chess vs everyone else. Jailor would be like if Nanook was puppeted by kiana who was puppeted by elio.
how hyped are we for Cerydra's drip?
You did beat every Silver Wolf track record, right?
>>527441528Haven't started yet desu
>>527440691Just figure out what is wrong with models
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>>527427626>zookeks dont post the real update lmaoYou posted the one from the 1st day because on the second day wuwa broke your anus again and on your anniversary
All I know about the jailer is that he's looking for the chaos emeralds
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>>527441264And replace with who? Genuinely curious on what the numbskulls who want to kick out /our captain/ think is a good GK
>>527441509Cerydra is a second half brick, Hysilens is first
>>527441036my ratio is still bricked in apoc even with the kot
>>527441509whose expy is she?
>>527441603>They stole our budget and content just to lose to fucking wuwa
>>527441597I'm trying to. The guy in charge of all the aesthetics isn't online. I was told to use a version of the EDIT that had aesthetic fixes to send my tactics, which is what I used but my stuff is still fucked. I'm honestly more pissed at that than anything
>>527426186You're not having fun with the 15 minute racing event?!?!!!? UNGRATEFUL
STOP LOOKING AT THE MOUNTAIN OF CONTENT IN ZZZ
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
>>527441629Hysilens is still a DoThag so I doubt she'll be that good. Cerydra is the savior and dewormer of hypercarry.
>>527441690Furina maybe?
>>527441528do you get anything for doing that?
>>527425670>>527425830These and the fact she looks like Barbara makes her design the best.
>>527441678Yeah Ratio is kind of washed but with Feixiao you can clear (FACT)
>>527441621Sigger is right there bro
>>527441690Supposedly Furina
>>527441787sex with silver wolf
>this was the next game's loading screen tip
even the game is making fun of us... it's time to retire
wait are we getting drip feed in two days?
>>527441759Can we get Acheron in a jersey, repainting her FBM looks like she's wearing salami
>>527441621Lygus the gatekeeper
>there are literal, unironic and irredeemable homosexuals that plan to skip Cipher in this thread right now
Sup fags
>>527441621Clara again
Just remove m*les
>>527441690No one right now, check back after we get the VA or learn literally anything about her.
Damn looks like our seas we set ablaze...
>>527441958No amhporeus flop should be in the team at all desu
>>527441923yes, next drip marketings should be on monday/tuesday
Reminder that even if you removed the Nihility requirement from Acheron, she would still be bad. The problem is while she doesn't want Nihilities because they're just worse than Harmonies, she also does want them because she needs stacks to maker her ult.
Each Nihility you use, you speed the stacks, but you lose power because you're not using an Harmony in that slot.
Each Harmony you use, you gain power, but you lose stack speed.
The only way, and ONLY way Acheron will ever be good, is when they unbrick the most bricked path in this game and stop being afraid of making Nihility units as good as Harmony. Also bosses shouldn't lose all debuffs on phase-change that's so fucking retarded why the fuck do they.
>>527441772Yeah Hysilens is a brick too, honestly 3.5 is looking like a skip patch if you are not a DoT sunk cont/Phainon roller
>>527441958based, i will now watch your divegrass
>>527442041Amphoreus is saving the game after bananaslop literally killed it.
>>527441759Put fofo in
Also change that anthem already fuck
>>527440105Aaaaaaa I lost f-fuck.....Herta is my keyholder forever...
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Let us dance once more!
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Skill issue faggot, my Yomi still works fine.
>>527442171cipher is doing worse than rappa
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where is the content
>>527441958lygus would be kino
>>527442041Hyacine should be there
>>527442413She was set up to fail but just like Rappa was, but in a patch or two people will regret skipping her.
>>527441993>posts a literal, unironic and irredeemable homosexualWhat did she mean by this, meow?
>>527442532NEVER
THIS IS A FOFO BOARD
>>527442579No she shouldn't. She'll be forgotten in a month.
>>527442264whos this hottie?
>>527441993I spent my guarantee on Hyacine and saving the rest for Saber and her cone....sorry anon it's just really bad timing...
>>527442069Exactly this. You nailed the core issue with Acheron.
Her design is fundamentally at war with itself. On paper, she’s a Nihility hypercarry, but in practice, Nihility units don’t offer nearly the same level of team support as Harmony units do. This creates the brutal tradeoff you described:
- More Nihilities = faster stacks, but worse team support.
- More Harmonies = better team, but painfully slow stacks.
It’s a lose-lose situation in the current ecosystem.
Even if you removed the Nihility restriction from her passive, she’d still struggle because her kit depends on fast cycle ultimates, but the best teammates for that (Harmonies) don’t naturally help her get there. She’s chained to a path that the devs have historically been terrified to buff. Meanwhile, Harmony units like Sunday and Tribbie are cracked out of their minds.
What really needs to happen is Nihility units need to be viable as primary supports.
>>527442664I don't think people will forget about the Barbara recolor
>>527442579Call her Hyacinema
>Replace Gepard with Adventurine
>Remove QQ
>Downgrade Acheron to silver and renamed ACK
>New Gold is combined Hyacine and Tribbie nicknamed "Wheelchair"
>>527442413Rappa was shilled to high heavens, even had her own rap song performed by famous JP artist. And yet she's the worst selling first half banner in the game. Bananaslop was so bad it KILLED the Acheron and Firefly reruns and tanked Sunday's sales.
Is she usable after the buffs or is she forever bricked?
>>527442912Ack rerun actually was pretty good in terms of pulls
Firefly however flopped badly
>>527442917Your reading comprehension?
>>527442912now now you can't completely blame her for sunday's failure
>>527442664Our whole roster is a forgotten meme so what's the problem
>>527442925Only use is at E2 as a worse Jiaoqiu for Ack
>>527442912No one's going to pull Rappa when she uses the exact same supports as Firefly
>>527442862hyacine if she locked in
>>527442865>more fotm """memes"""Kill yourself
>>527442925She's a better DPS than Phainon after the buffs
why are we the laughing stock of hoyogenerals...
>>527441053pretty good if you have his E1, decent otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AviLdrYofV4
>>527442865>Gepard is cooler and traditional>good idea>she shouldn't even be a medal>shitty reddit meme fuck off
>>527443038Skott will always be more relevant than your ampooreus flops
>>527442992you didn't mention anything about acheron's e2 freeing up a harmony slot
>>527442925She's on par with E0S1 Cipher and E0S0 JQ for Ack.
>>527443157Yeah, he is so relevant
>>527442984>Firefly however flopped badlyYeah, thanks Tingyun
this event sucks so bad. we've not had a single good event since 1.x just think about that for a second holy shit
>>527442863Call her PINK!
>>527442330let me guess. E1 buddypoke
>>527442484I'm very content
>>527443138>traditionalCool way to say "powercrept and forgotten".
>>527443113>zzz out of nowhere
>>527443229I liked seal slammers a lot, even if it was short and had no voice acting
the pvp was pretty fun
>>527443229seal slammers was good thoughbeit
>>527443224Wyell he is in the Fate collab story and your greek character isn't. That's gotta count for something.
>>527443302that's literally every character after enough time retard. who cares
>>527443196>even if you removed the Nihility requirement from Acheron, she would still be badOriginal post literally starts like this.
The problem is not the nihility requirement. It's the stack-making speed if you don't have nihility. At 1 nihility it's painfully slow compared to, for example, Castorice's uptime with her dragon.
>the roster can't be updated because there's someone throwing a melty about Amphoreus characters
Holy kek, no wonder we are the laughing stock
wormday patch killed the firefly rerun btw
Kiniphoreus saved the game after peniscolon and space China killed it
Anyone that argues for removing Gepard is an aidstrannyfaggotshitflopwormanalfissure3tiktokhoursurine shill and can be safely ignored
>>527443229Origami bird and seals slammers were good
>>527443420The difference is people still post about some characters in the roster while jobpard has been completely forgotten.
>>527443434>roster has to be constantly updated because hsrg has no culture
>>527443434Anti-honkai schizo do be retarded like that.
When is Sporgle getting buffed?
>>527442794Acheron will probably get a buff that eases her ult.
>>527442069>Reminder that even if you removed the Nihility requirement from Acheron, she would still be badNah. You can just run Sunday + Sparkle. Acheron would make the stack herself using her skill. Throw Aventurine with Trend and boom. Lots of ult + lots of dmg.
>>527442484dawei says please play zzz dont let it flop
>>527443229I liked Origami Bird but that was like a year ago lol
>>527442984Yeah, the second FF banner is kinda embarrassing.
>>527443420belobog deserves to be put in the trash where it belongs. Jobpard hasnt been important for a year
>>527443540people still post his terrorist memes every other thread. are you a tourist?
>>527443547Everyone changes their roster because of that, yes.
The only ones completely permanent should be Firefly, Ack and Blade desu
>>527443229All the minigames are good though? That's like the last problem this game has.
>>527443495Obsessed and mentally ill methinks
>>527442925She is giga Pela and a stealth Erudition character at E1.
>>527443691>every other threadkek
Now that's pushing it.
Ahem our new team...
A worm
A literal brick
Fagnon
A ZZZ character
A Wuwa character
Saber
Archer
Is tribbie the single most high value unit in this game? I usually don't care for a Blue Archive shit but should I roll?
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>>527440718Imagine trying to make discount Thanos. But while doing so
>forget your target audience>forget that the intrigue of Thanos was built up over several years and not over the course of one xpac>forget to give him any charisma>forget to give him any motivation>retroactively shit on several beloved characters to make discount Thanos seem cool>write him as completely evil but then as you defeat him, he starts talking for the first time about the REAL bad guy down the line but dies before he can say anything meaningfulThat is the jailer.
>revenue cut in half
>saved the game
lmao
>>527443867the two amorpheous standouts are tribbie and hyacine
Remove QQ and put a sales chart now that's REAL /hsrg/ culture
>>527443867Thats herta most likely considering she is the best character right now and works with anything
>>527443232We have the real pink coming in a few patches
>>527443547Look at other teams, like uma which we fought last week. Their team actually looks nice and most of the roster aside from the 3 strikers have been replaced since last year.
>>527443706>muh BladeHe's literally only good for fujobait.
>>527443867for multi attack units
>>527443547anon, it's the opposite. VGL rosters are meant to change as time goes on because the threads develop a different culture over time. A roster that doesn't change is a general without culture
>>527443867Are you a pedophile? No? Then don't. There will always be a next even MORE broken harmony. Just wait for the one that appeals to your tastes.
>>527444006>Thats herta most likely considering she is the best character right now
>>527443867>Is tribbie the single most high value unit in this game?Her E1 is
>>527444089Doesnt matter, his presence is still funny by just standing there and doing nothing
>>527444136>Muh pedoYou have AIDS, tranny
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>>527443706Ack isn't even a member of the big 3
Its a travesty he is not our starting GK
>>527444304I need Sunday more than I need tribbie desu
>>527444265Faggots and trannies people are 1% of the population, but 50% of the child abusers.
Let's say we put Amphoreus characters that actually get posted regularly. Who is getting in?
>>527443229> We've not had a single good event since 1.x>Wardance?>Candy Crush?>Bar drink mixing? >Rappa music DJ ? >Amphoreus seal slamming pvp? (first permanent multiplayer mode btw)>Mario kart event? We had plenty fun event. Stop being a disingenuous fag
>>527442862yeah now make it clap
yeah yeah make it clap
now make it clap
yeah make it clap yeah
AIDSventurine has been thoroughly powercrept not even FUA teams want him
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>>527444497Mydei unironically is the amphoerus character posted the most
>>527444497literally just the gay porn characters
How big is Phainon's penis?
>>527444548Yet you're still here seething about him. Fascinating.
>>527444121There's a difference between changing over time and "omg my fotm character I pulled last month isnt playing footie put her in now!!!11!11!" which if you listen to the people ITT is going to completely upend the roster every league and leave us with no core jobbers for us to laugh at because this game shits out 2 characters a month
>>527443706>Firefly, Acknah fuck that
>>527444485You have AIDS
You have HIV
>>527444497if that's your metric then Mydei and Phainon cause this general cannot go a thread without making a post about them.
for the record i do not think they should be in. Maybe Phainon if we can make a meme out of his shounen power up next patch depending how the story goes
>>527444497Hyacine
Tribbie with the constant you NEED her
That's pretty much it
>>527442794>Even if you removed the Nihility restriction from her passive, she’d still struggle because her kit depends on fast cycle ultimatesAnon. Sunday, Bronya and Sparkle can AA her ass and then she can use her skill to get 2 stacks. It's better than any nihility teammates. Jiaoqiu is good because he debuff the enemies during their turn but you can circumvent that by using Trend with Gepard
So no. If you remove the Nihility lock then Acheron would become top tier.
>>527444497hyacine. tribbie
>>527444497KHEBIN BHOSENMORI KHASLANA
Lygus
Fat Fuck
Discount Gilgamesh
Red Man and Sader (Saber)
My problem with the minigame events is that they kinda just show up, are something you finish in an hour then have no reason to come back to them ever. They're just never expanded in any way or given enough dept or rewards to make you keep playing them.
Also this reminds me I never finished the super hidden Hanu event achievements.
>>527444497Hyacine, Phainon and Mydei are the ones that get post the most. Maybe kot
I like the Lygus option, he is made to GATEKEEP
>>527444504>wardancepretty okay
>candy crushokay
>bar drink mixingmeh
>rappa musicshit
>seal slammersokay
>mario kartshit
looks like there wasn't a single good event after all
>>527444737You have ADS (Aventurine Derangement Syndrome)
>>527443691Stop replying to newfags that try to force their memes. Rosters are not meant to represent every avatarfag and shitposter that gets forced in a thread.
They are meant to summarize the founding thread culture with very few exceptions being swappable.
Every actual divegrass/oldfag knows this, only newfags constantly try forcing ritual posts and shit.
>>527444769>fat fuckReddit meme.
>>527444858Reddit is funnier and white than us
>>527443426with e2s1 she gets 3 stacks on her turn and you run her with an AA harmony
>>527443113>laughing stock of hoyogeneralsBut enough about ZZZ
>>527444783>wardance>pretty okayOh you fag. You know it was great!!!! We got to see the 1.x cast and see what happened to them. We got to follow Luka's adventure on the Luofu. The dude never went to space before. It was the best event in HSR
>>527443948I still can't believe how low we fell since Penacony kino. How could they fucked it up so much
>>527428705I won't pull for him simply because I have zero desire to own male characters. Why would I ever waste my limited gacha currency on a character that's not appealing to me? Only gays and women like male characters in gacha.
>>527445041okay fine it was good is that what you wanted me to say
>>527444989This place is not Reddit. You should go back there if you want to force that meme so much.
Kafka should be a silver.
>>527444824>Rosters are not meant to represent every avatarfag and shitposter that gets forced in a thread.this is correct
>They are meant to summarize the founding thread culture this is incorrect, you can go grab any long standing team on the VGL page and compare their founding members with their current members and you'll be lucky to find a team that has kept more than 20% of their founding members over the years.
>Every actual divegrass/oldfag knows this,you are a larper
>>527428705I will not be pulling for him because I need to pull Harmonies
>>527444497MememeFUCKYOUmemem
Niggador
Tribbie is already in
>>527444497Mydei (gay porn joke)
Phainon (gay porn joke)
And thats pretty much it
>>527444751>nihility units are so bad at giving stacks you would need to run her with 2 harmonies pushing her up insteadGod
>>527445204Too hard to ban evade there I can just turn on airplane mode and insult brown people here
Did you guys notice Aventurine is actually in Cipher's trailer? I only just realized.
Sparkle is way easier to spot.
>>527445391>doesn't even deny being a redditorYou can't make this shit up.
Is Yunli old enough to get pregnant?
TRVE VNDISPVTED /HSRG/ CORE:
>Herta
>Firefly
>Sparkle
>QQ
>Fofo
>March
>>5274455134troon is reddits toilet sorry you had to find out this way. All the jannies that got doxed were redditors btw.
>>527445570>FofoForced by a wuwajeet
>MarchForced by a single guy who doesn't even play the game
>>527445650shit hi3gtroon character
>>527445570>all ERP core charactersInteresting.
Any new leaks on March 8th?
qqGAWDS DESTROYED you, body mind and soul
I want Phainon in the team so I can make fun of him when he jobs
>white than us
>doxed
ESLpags, not even once
Alright bros enough arguing it's time to laugh at /zzz/ again
>>527445778So is Sparkle now
>>527445041Yeah my favorite part of Wardance was when March disappeared from the tournament she was training for and was replaced by Luka a character no one gives a fuck about. So kino.
Now we had the guys ITT showing their cocks, can we not have the girls showing their vaginas?
>>527404476 (OP)is this game still broken by castorice? i decided to never pull her and just quit back when she was teased when they revealed her global passive.
Amphoreus hasn't really grabbed me like Penacony did, is it because I didn't play Honkai Impact?
>>527445867doxed has always had one x zoomergroid you would know this if you didn't start using the internet after 2016
>>527445570>MarchPeople don't post these anymore. She flopped.
>>527446057No it's because the lore is disconnected from the HSR setting and all the characters are boring as fuck
>>527446013She never broke the game
Her passive was a nothing burger
You fell for the memes
>>527446068You are trying way too hard
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>>527445992cope, luka is shounencore while no one but trannies care about tranny 7th
>>527430552Gilgamesh did kill Sakura there, but that didn't stop him from getting devoured. The people saying "B-but Ea!" are fucking retarded. The nature of Sakura holding the grail puts her way above the level of a mere servant. Even a counter guardian wouldn't be able to do anything because she effectively has infinite mana. Killing Sakura accomplished little more than pissing off the shadow. It would play out the exact same even if he had Ea from the start and tried to destroy her down to the last scrap of DNA. The shadow would still clap him regardless.
>>527446057No, it's just bad and people are forcing their fotm
>>527445945>>527446056Literally the most talked about character in this general
>>527446137Hey come on, not all of them, Cipher is pretty fun
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>>527435247holy fuark he's the real MVP
>>527446346>spammed by one mentally ill retard
>>527446218t. election "oldfag". The only 4chan you know of has been run by redditors
Why are retards crying? Didnt HSR make like 70m a month ago? The collab will make insane amounts of money again
>>527446057It's because Honkai IMPACTED you 3 times.
>>527446297Yeah, that's why I said Firefly
>>527446261>shounencore>loses like a little bitch without even landing a single hit
>>527446447She's not though
>>527430682>so why does she never appear?She was busy in HI3
>>527435026>>527435247>>527446439In the alley of Dark Okhema's marketplace, there's a memory crystal there for Cipher and Zagreus too.
It's cute.
>>527446460Is ZZZfags coming here to try to justify their garbage anniversary relaunch flopping, again.
>>527446460>The collab will make insane amounts of money againCool. Where is that money reflected in the game?We're tax payers and our taxes go to other people.
>>527446369Yes and sadly she's currently a candidate for the worst selling HSR banner in Japan because there's no justice in this world.
>>527444497None of them are organic thread memes as of now unfortunately. Phainon and Mydei are homoschizo spam characters while Hyacine is forced by an ERPcord.
>>527446460Bro, ain't nobody care about fate.
>>527432045She can't 0 cycle in the MoC that is most suited to her. She is going to fall off harder than jumping from the top of the empire state building.
>>527446685I pulled her E2S1, I did my part
>>527446261Luka lost to chink femboy manlet in hand to hand combat when it wasn't even his main thing. He's embarrassment to his planet
>>527446670I mean, yeah. Mihomo is called mihomo for a reason. Many chinks and westerners like the yuri and yaoi shit, ZZZ has none or not much of it. Mihoyo tries to cycle through their fanbase with their games, trying to make them spend on each patch for each game. But nobody gives a fuck about ZZZ. Even if i have to admit that the marketing for it is pretty nice.
>>527446751How can she not 0 cycle the MoC? She's the support! If shes not 0 cycling its the dps's fault not hers
>>527446294Why does the Eulaschizo pretend ZZZ is made for Americans when it's only played in Asian countries
>>527446143free revive sounds pretty op to me. did they say anything about any future characters with global passives? bc if they didn't, the next one will be even worse, or that's what i fear at least lol.
>we made so much money
so where is that money going exactly?
>>527446930>But nobody gives a fuck about ZZZyep, they tried to cater to a new demographic and failed. even the lolicons they baited into playing are unhappy lmao
>Discussions about which Amphoreus characters deserve to be on the divegrass team
>Blandrice not even mentioned
Lol
>>527446930Nobody in china gives a fuck about your black tier asses, only america and brown people gives a fuck and they don't even have the money to support it
>>527447256Personally, I think we should do the thing /akg/ does have and have Rice cart around her sister as a singular player.
>>527447256anon-kun, she's already on the team
>>527447256Objectively she is just forgotten, both anniversary characters.
Everyone else have their niches (Yuri, Yaoi, trannies, whatever)
Maydeifujo…we love your pussy…
>>527447338Quite so.
Like it's still a plus but it's a low tier plus below face and breasts and personality.
>>527447402But does Uggorice deserve it thougheverbeit?
>>527447590considering how many of you clowns both here and on reddit were losing your shit over the global passive i'd say yea, she deserves it for a bit as a reminder of what happened
>>527447147My luck is bad
>>527446930ZZZ had a yuritransbian (astrayao) patch followed by a yaoi (lycanhugo) patch thoughbeit. ZZZ should have been the cunny game but they just released hags.
>>527447256>divegrassWho gives a shit? Only spics are obsessed with this shitty sports
>>527447723FotM seethe isn't divegrass player material, neither are FotM memes
We have until next week to fix the team before our match against /alter/
>>527447873>FotM memesThat's our whole team.....
>>527447723>Reddit out of nowhereGo back
>>527447128Funding ZZZ relaunches
So are the memes that are no longer talked about not considered fotm?
>>527447947Sigga, Firefly, Sporgle and Blade have been /hsrg/core for a year or longer
>>527447891you can't change the team in the middle of a cup you clown. Only player formations
>>527447957no u
>>527447891>against /alter/Over long before it began
>>527447891I mean that's just not gonna go in hsrg's favor.
>>527447891Pretty sure they can't do that now, the team was supposed to be fixed before the matches started
>/hsrg/ gets blown the fuck out
>/zzz/ actually dominating
not like this...
lol
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>>527428705As someone who is willing to pull men, he is probably one of the most disappointing male characters ever written given the amount of screentime he's gotten. 3.4 will and probably cannot fix this entirely because backloading the protagonist's "character arc" this much is just disgusting given how much the characters spent glazing him up and never showing it.
>jobs to wuwa on revenue
>jobs to /wowg/ on divegrass
Hrtg is a fucking joke. It really is a huge mystery why people won't move on to wuwa and just play the superior game
Reminder that memes don't have to be character centric and you can put Shaoji in if you want
>>527448180I blame slophoreus
>Plays since launch.
>Quits during the furry filler arc on the Loufu after getting throughly tired of the purposefully left shitty aspects of the gameplay, the daily and weekly loop, and a particularly unlucky streak of the gacha.
>Cope and nostalgia fades as I detox.
>I hate this shit with a passion now.
>Deletes fucking account for good measure.
>Gets tempted by the FUCKING GORGEOUS 3D Saber FOMO
>Remembers some good moments and characters in the story.
>Remembers just how absolutely fucking shit this game is on so many levels in it's general gameplay and game design.
>But Saberrrrrr!
>But my ever growing hatred for this pile of shit.
FUUUUUUUCK!
Saber when? What's the date? I need to reinstall and restart! What I feel right now is the equivalent to my raging hateboner urging me to hatefuck the shit out of this game so bad!!!
>>527448282July 8th I think but don't quote me on that
>>527448282>Saber when? What's the date?a week after july 1st
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>>527448253wuwabro we dont even have a team...
>>527448238>>527448253ZZZ is simply the better game
>>527448258Shaoji is still mostly HI3
Makes me wish /hig/ had a divegrass team
I want to drink Acheron's milk
>>527448464His 40 hours filler meme also belongs to HSR
>>527448180considering they were the bottom of their group then they better perform in their match cause else they get eliminated if ksg happens to turn it around and win
>>527448459good morning sir
>>527447256Literally who cares about that shit elf unironically
Closest thing to a meme she has is being fat and/or ugly as fuck
>>527448253say that again
>>527448654o-only the current month counts!
>>527448464It had at some point but no one cares anymore just like the game itself
>>527448282this game is shit i don't know if you should do it. i'm barely holding out
>>527448535HI3 has obscene amounts of unironic filler, HSR is not even close.
>>527448936We already have amphoreus
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>>527448936>HI3 has obscene amounts of unironic fillerTo be fair, most gachas are a lot of event filler.
>space Greece is boring as shit
>next planet is Elation Hi3 export slop left and right with shittiest characters getting SPs (Yae Shit, Shitkle, Shitpo, Void Homo, most likely Shitva "collab" export too)
Yup. I'm waiting for top-up to expire in 4 days and I'm selling my account. This garbage game is cooked.
>>527448936Still doesn't change the fact 40 hours filler is a travesty and HI3 is a different game from HSR
>>527445818No but I've got one for march 69th
>>527448282Our time will come soon bro... I'm only still here for the Fate collab too
>>527449197March doesn't have that many days bwo
ZZZ is dominating the match...
>>527442862Hyacine would never twerk
>>527449116>next planet is Elation Hi3 export slop left and right with shittiest characters getting SPs (Yae Shit, Shitkle, Shitpo, Void Homo, most likely Shitva "collab" export too)i'm hoping it's bullshit and it's something else
>>527448654>Wuwa is peaking in revenue a year later>Hrtg is flopping so badYou dumb honcucks have no sense of self-awareness it seems. Even the likes of grifter like Saintontas is all it takes to ruin your whole community and make you seethe like retards
But please, keep bleeding players as you continue to flop way harder and stuck with your primitive trash game due to sunk cost fallacy while people move to wuwa and enjoy the better story and gameplay
>>527448936that explains why we're stuck on the filler planet now
>>527449337SAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>527449337>least obvious zzzigger false flag
>>527449337>100 million dollars last month>floppingPlease stay bullying ZZZ, you have no power here
>>527449265This is in space
>>527449474>Amphoreus dealing with Nanook is filler>Peniscony isn't filler though because.......
Reminder that hi3 and hsr take place in the same setting
>>527449665penacony derangement syndrome
>>527449337>gameplayThat isn't hard as this garbage has no gameplay to talk about. It's animations simulator at this point.
>storyKek! Lmao even! No matter how shit animations in this game are... No matter how much Shaoji is a hack... No matter even how boring this whole region is... It mogs the living shit out of anything WuWa ever "wrote." You know that writing is ass when after a year of existing, having 36 characters playable, not single one of them is remotely memorable due to all of them having a personality of a void beyond sucking Rover (the blandest Gary Stu mc possible) off 24/7.
>inb4 "le shipping"No, Saar! I hate ship shit too. It's just that WuWa is the bottom tier of harem slop that you could find. Not a single character conflicts with each other. You never have them conflict with each other or have any interesting interaction that isn't agreeing with each other, or sucking (You) off. The only "conflict" is with current bad guys (until they become playable, then they join cheerleaders who have no personality outside of sucking your dick). Once more, I hate fucking Persona, but unlike WuWa shit, at least it got the part of characters (having them conflict with one another) right.
Tl;dr: You can cope and seeth, but not a single WuWa character will ever reach Raiden, Furina, Hu Shit, Kafka, Firefly, Brickle, even fucking Neuvillette status of notoriety. That's how forgettable your whole game is after whole year of its existing.
>>527448406>>527448407>>527448876>>527449243Can we skip story cutscenes at least now?
Should not be too much to zoom through a few planets and comb then for free jades but if we still have to sit through all that dialogue that'll be an undertaking...
I assume she'll need that E0S1 at least.
>>527446782Not his fault chinawank is enforced
