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>Version 3.3 Trailer: "The Fall at Dawn's Rise"
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>Cipher Character Trailer — "Piece of Cake"
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>Current Character Banners: Cipher, Aglaea + Qingque, Xueyi, Sushang
>Current Light Cone Banners: Lies Dance on the Breeze (Nihility), Time Woven Into Gold (Remembrance)
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>Archer (5* Quantum Hunt) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/38584566
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i wish this game had incest

This one

zzz status?

>>527424624
wonnering

Chisa-likes in HSR when?

Are you guys playing The Phantom X when it comes out?

wormering

Thoughts?

nice job retards

>>527424902
Not me. Atlus is giga woke these days.

We are all here btw
>>527424913
>>527424913
>>527424913

>>527425074
you losed

Hotaru Rabu

>>527424968
no thoughts

>>527424902
Atlus is woke now and is going to retcon Persona 4 out of spite

Yuri general
>>527404476 (OP)
Thanks for the c&c OP

>>527424968
>worming every character

Cameraman and shipping general

I'm surprised how much Hyacine's patch revitalized my interest.
>engaging story
>girlypop girly girl
>absurdist heals
>Tribbi+Hyacine wheelchair

Ciphers fansong is out
https://youtu.be/FeiupZYIWK0
Does it beat Tribbies?
https://youtu.be/i1zEqgoeIlI

>>527404476 (OP)
sparkle buffs when?

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (25)

>>527425670
youre forgetting her hype moment

>>527425592
Tell me about Yuzuha. Why does she wear the spade?

>>527425327
Good, p3 was the only good nu Sona game and p4 was cringe friendship slop

>>527425572
Phainon is already a worm, what's the problem

We love buddypokes here

I've set one of my morning alarms to use the Castorice "highly cute and wifely" or whatever meme as background and it always surprises and confuses me in the morning, which is sure to woke me up.

who the fuck is ''we'' you stupid bitch

where is the damn content
where is our special myriad celestia
where is our summer event

>>527426186
In zzz. They are clearly signalling you to start playing zzz for these things you want by the lack of content here.

>>527426186
dawei says please play ZZZ dont let it flop

>>527426052
>herta with tits that big
hertaschizo, you are retarded

>>527426052
only if they're boys

>>527426076
>one of my morning alarms
...bro?

>>527425997
>see a hot high school girl
>first thing in mind is a black cock
I expected no less from sparkleposter.

>>527426491
>Read the word spade
>This is your first thought process
Well well well zzzkeks...

>>527425327
I choose classic

God I love Hyacine.

>>527426186
Let's hope ZZZ dies faster the new pokemon game might be playable.

>>527426858
When HNA is out people will be in the "ZZZ could never" phase
Right now we're in the "HSR could never" phase

>>527405085
we know, sunday

>>527426858
Actually if it comes out faster it might cause hsr to make less money.

>>527426691
Who doesn't?

>>527427116
People without ntr fetish

i liked xianzhou 2

>>527425997
>a bunch of tanuki references in her umbrella including a tanuki leaf
>a tanuki on her back
>HSR players can't stop thinking about spades
What causes this

>let's hope zzz di-
2nd day of Cipher banner btw.

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>527427491
Sorry, we're too used at watching Phainon and Mydei fucking the hot girls.

>>527426949
>Right now we're in the "HSR could never" phase
Bruh. We're getting a free 5 stars and 4 old units are getting super buff. The F you mean HSR could never?
The could never meme was a reference to the free Dr Ratio

>>527404476 (OP)
Sampo is so unlucky

What went wrong?

>>527426949
>Right now we're in the "HSR could never" phase
Could never flop this hard? kek

This is 10/10 design. Will we ever get one?

/zzz/ is laughing at us again...

>>527427626
WuGODS

>>527427491
blame waterkuma

characters buff are next patch, right? Do they need new relics?

>>527427626
You won't be so smug three weeks from now

>>527427491
Everyone sees her as a spade character thoughbeit

>>527428110
only Jingliu

>>527427491
We love to watch so obviously thats the first thing on our mind

>>527427491
Aventurine mindbroke us

It's okay to watch

>>527428110
jingliu now scales with hp

>>527427207
xianzou has actual lore with abundance and lan

>>527427626
>hrt is only makes money from mobile
And retards here think this game is making more than Genshin lmao.

I like watching Jade and Topaz kiss.

>>527427923
>every single fanart makes sure to not draw the umbrella and the symbol it had
I love seeing people in denial

>>527428486
Sigga...

>>527428564
>pale toes with black polish
YUM

>ZZZ
>one year
>3 swimsuits + 4 skins
>HSR
>two years and a half
>1 skin, which isn't even that good

>I'm re asking the same question because the thread is fresh
>I want to gauge Phainon's popularity in /hsrg/
What do you think of him so far? WIll you pull for him? Could you explain your reason anon?

I know nothing about this game I'm only here to jerk off to the girls

>>527428705
We already told you last thread nigga, stop being annoying

>>527428638
I love black nail polish

Should I get pizza or top up for a guaranteed cipher.

>>527426405
I can't wake up with just one. I space them out in 10 minute intervals.

>>527428705
He's gay, bland and boring, I normally dislike male characters on principle, but in Phainon's case I hate him because he's legitimately a terrible character.

>>527428705
watched his showcases. extremely bland.

there are no blacks in New Eridu btw

Just delete DDD and eagle set from the game

>>527426491
we're white we can't help it

>>527428705
I've been told by characters over and over how he's super important while he's done fucking nothing so far, that should tell you what I think about him.

This has to be one of the best examples of a "smart" character written by a dumb writer.

>>527429521
This is the best example of a dumb post written by a dumb poster

>>527429521
>>527429668
They are both bad

>pros; shape-shifting
>cons; your primary form becomes Sparkle
Do you accept anon?

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>>527429668
Herta counts too, she hasn't done a single smart thing in the entire story except maybe call Screwllum for help because she's incompetent.

>>527429745
This is an example of a post that contributes nothing to the Honkai Star Rail General or aka /hsrg/.

>>527428705
Definitely getting him. I like his character design and the "paladin" vibe he's giving off. His vfx in his special stance are a bit over the top for me but they're still pretty cool.

>>527428892
That's cool now post your cock

>>527426019
Oldsona is garbage thoughever

>>527429521
You don't even understand the character, midwit.

Persona 4 is the best one though

>>527429862
You're fucking gay.

Is this a pro or anti-Cipher thread?

>>527424902
>>527425071
>>527425327
>>527426019
>>527426684
>>527429887
>>527429980
I don't think this is related to Honkai Star Rail.

>>527428705
i dont roll for males but ill do a couple of warps on his banner

>>527430073
who?

>>527429887
P2EP has the best story if you can stomach the archaic gameplay

>>527430098
Cry about it hertaschizo

All of Penacony couldn't beat Genshin's Natlan so Amphoreus isn't looking too good.

My beloveds?
Blossomy
Alves
Emily
Renata
Minty
Anise
Himaa
Nezzy
Shay
Sneed
Stephanie
Magia

>>527430098
What now?

>>527429880
ok https://files.catbox.moe/95k0le.jpg

>>527430363
cute clitty, would suck

>>527430098
you should've quoted the ZZZ posts too.

I love ntr and I will be rolling for phairene.

>>527430145
i'm playing through p2ep right now and it's certainly better than 1

>>527429521
Did he fuck your wife perchance

You're not the target audience of the next update.

I’m watching Heavens Feel. Could Gil have killed Sakura if he wasn’t caught off guard or was she invincible at that point? Also why doesn’t the shadow is the representation of the corrupted holy grail, why doesn’t it not appear in any other route? Also I thought Ilya is the holy grail?

>>527429521
Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men is a smartly written smart character. When Chigurh kills a hotel room full of three people he books to room next door so he can examine it, finding which walls he can shoot through, where the light switch is, what sort of cover is there etc. This is a smart thing to do because Chigurh is a smart person who is written by another smart person who understands how smart people think.

Were Anaxa to kill a hotel room full of three people, he'd slip in through a hidden passage he learned about from an ancient Astral Express log he deciphered a decade ago. He'd toss a vial of sparkling cosmic dust at the first man, triggering a fatal allergic reaction, having deduced his vulnerability from a cryptic star chart pinned to the wall with a constellation shaped like a rare Voidranger beast. The second man would then kill himself just according to plan as Anaxa had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without each other due to a faint scent of penis on each man's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils whenever they looked at each other. The third man, however, remains untouched. He removes his sunglasses and scarf, revealing he’s actually Anaxa. But how? Anaxa just entered through the secret passage and eliminated two men—how can there be two of him?

The first Anaxa peels off a holographic disguise, revealing he’s March 7th, attempting to frame Anaxa for the murders. Anaxa, however, saw this coming. The two "dead" men stand up—undercover Interastral Peace Corporation agents, unharmed, the entire scene a carefully orchestrated trap. “But Anaxa!” March 7th exclaims, “That officer’s head exploded—look, there’s skull fragments on the walls! How did you fake that?” Anaxa smirks and winks at the void. The end.


This is retarded because Anaxa is a smart person written by a stupid person to whom smart people are indistinguishable from wizards.

>>527430506
Phainon is gay so she isn't either

>>527430552
Fate thread is that way.

Tingyundyke doko?
I miss your cute puss puss

so they do fucking remember sparkle so why does she never appear? please just add the sex with sparkle event or i'm quitting for good

>>527430682
Sparkle SPH will save the game.

hysilens is so lucky

>>527430682
You will watch her having sex with a random new worm in the new planet. Just be patient.

>>527430363
>muttilated
sorry bro I stick with the chinese

>>527430626
banned for spamming furry vore

>>527430790
that worm will be me btw

>>527429521
Thats herta, unironically

>>527430903
Herta being a bumbling retard is intentional.

bronya puts her plastic worm inside zeelah

Can you guys fucking stop posting your genitalia

If Tribbie + Hyacine is the wheelchair duo then who can be added so that it becomes a trio that you can sleep for every single non-SB DPS until EoS?

>>527430169
HERTASCHIZO BROKE YOUR PEANUT BRAIN

>>527429862
>Definitely getting him
Well, you're the only one so far saying you'll pull.
I was expecting a more split reaction rather than an overwhelming negative one
Happy for you anon. I may also get him after Archer and Saber if possible

>>527431000
RMC

>>527430953
he asked...

>>527430953
GENITALIA BROKE YOUR TINY BRAIN

>>527430502
You offend me by implying I would waifu such a dogshit character

post your vagina

>Genius society
>They are all fucking retarded except for my GOAT Screwllum
It ain't fair...

>>527431193
Tingyundyke will never let you hit it, Hertaschizo

>>527431327
your vagina

>>527431000
Cyrene

the gayest general

>>527431426
Qingque's 3 inches pecker...

>>527431249
Rude

>>527431327
your're vagina

why do you guys have such small cocks

>>527431692
do you think I'd be here wasting my time with you losers if I had a monster cock?

hi...

>>527431842
hello cutie

>>527431016
thread is just slow, I'm sure plenty of anons will be going for him

>>527430952
Hot, very hot.

To bring the thread back on topic, what's the consensus on Cipher's powerlevel? From what I'm reading, she vary from Topaz 2.0 to nearly Harmony-tier

>>527431692
I'm a girl, and a clitoris is basically a super undeveloped penis according to science.

>>527431692
Beta females actively drain the penis size of men around them. When men are surrounded by beta females like fujos and yuriloonies they do not receive the energy needed for their genitals to operate at maximum potential. When a man surrounds himself with alpha and sigma women he receives the necessary energy to compete.

>>527430552
This isn't really explained in the movies but the Shadow is the corrupted grail fused with Sakura's imaginary numbers which is why its kind of an infinite space that can eat everything. Usually the corruption is just the mud that spawns in other routes and Zero.

> Could Gil have killed Sakura if he wasn’t caught off guard or was she invincible at that point?
Maybe if he pulled Ea but he would never do that anyway

>>527431616
femoid he told you to post your vagina

Post more penises yum yum

>>527430552
He could have if he had taken her seriously from the get go but that's not something he'd do in character

>>527432045
didn't ask

>>527432045
she's much better than Topaz, when Topaz released she only had Clara teams. Cipher fits into tons of teams

>>527430552
how about you just read the fucking vn so you can get the answers to your questions

>>527431692
hormones + keeping it locked up causes muscle loss

>>527432045
her abysmal sales didn't cue you in?

ERP HOURS HELL YEAH WE'RE SO BACK

>>527432217
Aglaea sold like shit and she still ended up pretty fucking good

>>527432045
She's a character for poorfags and poorfags only, she's good on every team but not the best in any, if you're a whale or even just a dolphin you have zero reason to pull for her.

>>527428705
No I hate him
Blandest screentime waster anyone could have come up with

>>527432120
ur'ea avgiannnd

>>527432217
Kevin kaslana is coming out in less than 3 weeks lol

>>527431692
Shit genetics I guess, but I can't jerk off with it nor do I want to stick it in anything so it just exists

>>527432056
prove it with vagina pic

who here /saving for Polka/

I made Kevin Kaslana come in less than ten minutes.

>>527432343
yeah, if you ignore the mandatory worm on her team and her E1 that essentially triples her dps

>>527432541
why are you so afraid of your own gender?

>>527432045
Strong support that can slot into literally any team. Strongest in FUA I feel and sadly I think her easily obtainable high speed means she completely replaces Topaz in her all use cases. If she went live with her V3 personal DMG she would've been insanely busted literally unskippable

>>527432475
bitch lasagna

>>527432443
Post it, sis

>>527432443
Based and same. I dont want to use mine for THAT

>>527432343
she's already worse than saber paired with tingyun and bronya

>>527432443
>I can't jerk off with it
I call bullshit I've seen 1 inch cocks cum

>>527432541
>Acheron want a dude + E2 + LC
>Nobody had a melty about it outside of JQ looking like a NPC
>The Herta want a dude + E2 + LC
>Silence
>Aglaea want a dude (who is busted himself) + E1 + LC
>Suddenly massive meltdowns

What give?

Prepping my relic farming. What's the E0S1 Seibah hypercarry team looking like?

>>527432990
Proofs?

>>527433006
He broke millions

>>527433006
Jiaoqiu and Anaxa were aftersales so there was no way to know they'd end up being wormed, Sunday released one patch before Aglaea so her fate was obvious from the start.

>>527432640
Why analwormers love repeating this phrase?

>>527433126
Black Friday

>>527432092
But is there any material difference in the routes that would result in this? Or is it just Sakura route so that’s why. Like you can argue UBW happens because Archer isn’t initially wounded from the first attack upon meeting Saber and a few other choice decisions from Shirou. But what would trigger the fusing of the grail with Sakura instead of Ilya as it happens in every other route?

>>527433006
what does "want" even means in this context? every character "wants" e6s5 to be as strong as they can be, but everyone that you mentioned can still clear endgame that's weak to their element at e0s0.

>>527432990
Genuinely cannot cum normally (i tried) and the few times I did were only through wet dreams. But more importantly I just don't like how it feels

>>527433126
Blacked Friday

>>527432045
She belongs in t0 for support dmg dealers she's good despite the nerfs. That being said, take a look at the t0.5 support dmg dealers. Its not that much of a competition. Also people have to start recognizing that Topaz is now the most powercrept character in this game as of now. Having a free 4-star do what she does on the same level and now a five-star doing what she does but leagues better has really made it so she's not as necessary.

mine is 16cm but kind of bent and i've shown it to an anon here before and we're friends on hsr now

I love our Agata

>>527433620
You're trans

>>527433843
Desu if I was trans would have already 41%'d. I'm just an autismo with a low sex drive

>>527433694
Fuck off homo

>>527433620
Have you tried anal play?

>>527433694
Fuck on hetero

>>527433694
can we be friends too?

>>527431947
Something that I've noticed is that when it comes to male characters whatever noise is made about them online is not indicative of how well they will actually do. But it doesn't go both ways.

>>527434031
>>527434010

>>527430757
We are getting a real Furina expy soon? Holy based

>>527431134
>>527431482
What about Cipher?

I pulled Jade
I pulled Cipher
I pulled Aglaea (E1)
I like big boobs & large breasts

>>527434031
Have you tried reciting the Lord's Prayer?

>>527434320
boobs are cool

Why did /hsrg/ die? We have footy soon.

my nigga Bart what the hell are you doing WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

>>527434320
>He didn't pull Castorice despite her huge tits

>>527435026
our fuarking hero

>>527430626
Wait Tingyun thirst poster was an actual woman?

our game is so good we are horny posting gay dicks and gay chinese copslays

>>527435380
mating press

>>527429784
Chicken jockey!

Should I be prefarming Seiba?

>>527433694
I dont understand how it gets bent. It is because the hoodie got cut off? I still have my hoodie and its straight as an arrow

>>527434986
everyone is playing zzz and wuwa

>>527435640
I'm not your handler bro

>>527435658
There was anon who posted his dick a while back and it was super fucking curved despite having his foreskin

>>527434986
people stopped caring when they added ack and fraudfly to the team anyway

>>527435362
i'm not the tingyun thirst poster. i used to spam acheswan but now i only post stelle x tingyun to harass hertaschizo

>>527434986
Nobody actually plays this game. We just auto all day.

>>527435806
cute family

be ready to lose in divegrass honkeks

I WANT FATEKEKS SHILLING THEIR KEK GAME OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>527435806
Starrail needs more gingers.

I guess it was just meant to be

>>527435806
My wife and our son

>>527404476 (OP)
Total sparkle sex

why cant we love zzz? they are our cute little sister game

>>527436115
>>>>game
Fatepags don't have games lmao

>>527436136
wtf explode

>>527436125
>equating anime girls with unnaturally vivid red hair with real life 'gingers'
Kill yourself.

>>527435380
Wtf that's a woman!?

>>527434092
one day maybe... my uid's somewhere in the archives anyway
>>527435658
idk mine still has it but it doesn't retract and is bent

we barely won vs /jobter/... its over for this league...

>>527432212
When are you going to post a dildo riding vid?

>>527436338
because our little sister is getting everything

Remind me how are genitals related to the hit mobile game Honkai Star Rail?

>>527436338
But Honkai Impact 3rd is the passion project.

We need more characters designed for black men

>>527430363
this is the average hyacine sissy

We're playing soon.

https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

>>527436579
Sparkle pussy

>>527436547
When are you going to start going to church again?

https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

We're coming up soon! Come on in!

>>527436584
Then why is it so shit?

>>527430363
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>527436765
As soon as you become my trad gf

>>527436338
>black tier asses
yuck

>>527436338
It's anti-yuri.

>>527436783
Don't fumble it

>>527436851
>Pure kino
>Shit
There's no saving your taste, sadly. It's terminal.

>>527428705
I love tragic heroes, definitely pulling. His schizo mode looks cool too

>>527436783
>/hsrg/ vs /wowg/
dejavu...

>>527436783
i can't believe our friends at /alter/ got raped by horse cocks

>>527428705
I think you have worms

It's the birthday of Curara's VA today.
Say something to the most useless standard character.

>>527437072
Yurishit:the game will never be kino fuck you

>>527437238
Gepard does his best as goalie!

>>527404476 (OP)
Sparkle and her canon gf this is truly yuri general

Awful opening roster.

>>527436416
>taking my comment literally
likewise!

>>527437245
what's the matter nigger cuck? feeling left out?
lmao

>>527436783
Imagine losing to an auto team lolololol

>>527437238
Post your roster

>backread previous thread
>like 20+ namedrops
Genuinely what the fuck?

>>527428705
we love Phainon here

>>527437513
KYS

THE FUCKING TEXTURES ARE BROKEN
KEEEEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO

nice models

/hsrg/ gonna get raped

good job with the models manager

Nice models hsrbabs

>LITERALLY ME is a giga manlet
he really is literally me...

>anon hates yuri but likes to watch
looooooool

>>527437386
Your analhomo is never playing lol

>>527433442
Yeah in the VN you trigger HF by walking Sakura home one of the first days (don't remember which one) and Shirou meets Zouken.

>>527433091
Just remembered where I had it saved
https://files.catbox.moe/m0uqzt.webm
>>527436547
Maybe next time

>>527404476 (OP)
>vandalized by hig schizo
why are the jeannies allowing this?
hig are the worst poster in this board.

LC for Jingloo after she becomes an HP scaler?

why are textures fucked

>>527437992
peroperoperopero

>tried Herta in PF on friend's account
>she does no damage

>>527437238
no that would be welt

>>527437992
Is that real? It looks like he's peeing lotion or something?

What the fuck happened to our models?

>>527436156
I need to worship Herta's feet

/wowg/ is laughing at us...

Chances for Kafka to get proper buffs? Or for an Kafka alt?

What happened to Blade?

>>527438295
They aren't special. I laugh at (you) every day.

>>527438323
but she did get proper buffs
and she's probably getting a busted dot unit she can enable

Why is our team so boring bros....

>>527438065
fribbels says arlan cone
she has too much cdmg for rappa cone

>>527435956
What did that guy do to deserve this fate?

/hsrg/ has no rizz, much like the game

I just realized Amphoreus has no overworld trotters. I miss them.

WE'RE GETTING ORC'D

>>527437347
>>527438220
>gepard
>welt
>worst standard 5*
they're still useful than Clara.
Clara need to get hit before she could deal any damage and with the powercreeps and OP bosses, she's practically useless.

Sisters... we're losing...

HONKEKS... KEEEEK

>>527438445
When is Kafkas rerun? Im willing to brick myself simply because i like her a lot.

>>527438242
Mine is 4.5 inches....what would Herta think....

/hsrg/ gonna lose to a team playing on auto...

>>527438506
Because manager keeps listening to the retards that don't want to change the old ass memes

>>527437992
>Maybe next time
make sure you nut in the vid, I'll be looking forward to it

>>527438619
>

>>527438762
she's still good in pf

>losing to an auto team
just a reminder that our manager is a /gig/ implant

it's over
EOS

We kneel to the superior game!

>>527438781
She's getting buffed next patch so probably next patch.

Whats the best honkais for taking orc cocks?

>broken models
>losing to full auto team
gig plant manager does it again

>>527438952
qq

>jobpard keeps jobbing
When are we replacing him with literally anyone else. Even Fat Fuck would be better

>>527438952
Kafka, Jingliu, Black Swan, Himeko, Feixiao.

>>527438619
>>527438815
Damn, you zoomers really make me wish time travel existed so I can just go back to a time free from you little faggots. The fun on this board died the moment you literal fetus looking, born after 9/11, confused by landline a phone, never heard nor touched a VHS tape, can't properly function in public, mumble (c)rapper listening, broccoli head having, don't know how to read analog clocks, easily scammed by microtransactions, can't talk proper English, unable to use a spreadsheet motherfuckers started posting here.

I hope this site will be dead before the next generation is old enough to post here, because god knows how much I'll seethe as soon as some little squirt starts talking about how they grew up watching Peppa Pig or Bluey on YouTube Kids, or whatever bullshit they're watching now on YouTube.

>>527438890
Her last rerun was on 09/09/2024. Yeah, might make sense overall. Looking forward to it and start saving my newfag pulls.

Where exactly are these?

>>527439000
Sigger is our sub goalie now
And we don't accept reddit memes on our team

Its over.

IT'S OVER

It's... owari da....

Yeah pack it up.

Not looking good honkeks

>>527438323
>more detonations
>more detonation damage
>blast detonation on skill
>EHR 75% to 100% attack conversion for the team
>E2 buffed
She might be the biggest winner of the buffs because she isn't competing with anyone in her role.

BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED

Our team sucks can we steal Seiba from /fgog/ now?

nice job railbabs

>>527439043

How the fuck did you mess up this bad manager?

>losing against /wowg/
You disappoint me /hsrg/

This wouldn't have happened with HIM on the goal btw

>>527439203
You havent even scored a goal yet NIGGER

>>527439249
Acha and SEIBA will save us

Where the fuck is our team, bros?

I'm the guy posting his tiny dick and I love yuri btw

Who can stop the Jailer with all the sigils?

>cut Fofo
>lose
you brought this on yourselves

>>527439249
we are stealing redman thoughever

Se acabó

>>527438614
Will her siggy still be her BiS, or does she really not care about the crit damage?
>Each stack of "Moonlight" increases Jingliu's CRIT DMG by 44%, up to 5 stacks.

ok, it's time for gepard to be removed from the team

>It's over
>Esto es el fin
>Se acabó
>Acabou
>C'est fini
>Этo кoнeц...
>Bitti
>Es ist vorbei.....
>おわった。。。
>Det är över...

blade (forma de eyeball) is RED and has done jackshit all game

>>527439246
uhm I can see it, sis

>replace Fofo with bunch of forced memes from shitters that don't even play the game
>never win again

>>527439363
They should have put her in

Why isn't Wormday in?

You should had put Phainon in the goalie, if he jobbed it would had been on character

>>527439505
No you can't

cabou-se

YOU NIGGERS ARE GETTING FUCKING DESTROYED KNOW WHO FUCKING OWNS YOU YURI KEKS FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>527439440
her sig is still better but now mydei's sig is her actual bis

Characters that need to GTFO from the team:
>jobpard
>fugue
>tribbie
>blandrice
>skott

>losing to a fucking auto team
How low can we go

#FOFOIN

newfags dont deserve the win

>>527439440
Yes. They added more def down to her kit so it's slighter better for her now than pre-buff.

>retards finally realizing the roster is shit
Kill yourself, I had been saying it for months

Well at least we can take solace in the fact that /gig/ didn't even make it...

>>527439789
/wowg/ is younger than us...trust me

>>527439636
>>527439796
Might consider pulling that next patch instead of wasting my precious pulls on the 300 pity scam banner. Well, as long as Cerydra works with her.

>>527439706
losing to an auto that got their gold red carded

I want to have backbreaking sex with Cyrene, March AND Hyacine all at the same time

Weren't all our textures fucked last year too?
One job...

>>527428705
>What do you think of him
Meh
>Will you pull for him
No, I want terravox and sunday because my account has no supports. I'll get his E1S1 on a rerun.

>>527439947
but there is no 300 pity banner...

>autogame losing to auto
poetic

So do you hate yuri or do you just hate /u/niggers? Because i like yuri and despise that shithole /u/, infested with american trannies.

>>527438785
I imagine she would be very disappointed anon. Herta would certainly lock up that pathetic little thing and tease it with her feet.

>>527440081
Girls fucking each other is hot desu

>>527440081
I have no feeling towards it, I find the posters annoying though

Replace everyone but Firefly, Acheron and Blade

How embarrassing...

>>527440081
both, i hate homosexuals

why this general is so fucking deaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!

GET FUCKING DESTROYED YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
YALL AINT WOORTH A FUCKING THINGN YOU MEXICAN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

>losing to an AUTO team
the /gig/ implant is doing his work...

/gig/ plant amirite? lololol

HONKEKS

>broken models
>lost to an auto team

that's what you get for cutting fofo

The absolute state of this team

Now our team's pathetic manager comes along, making excuses and refusing to make the necessary adjustments to save the team... we just lost to an autoteam, it's over.

>>527440378
>>>>

DESERVED FOR NO FOFO, PUT FOFO IN

This is our team?

>>527430363
Would lovingly suck you off

>>527440378
embarrassing performance from sequeltards

No fofo no care

KNEEL HONKEKS

Stop laughing...

NOBODY cares about PooPoo

>>527440105
hooly fuck

Your waifus belong to us now

>>527440490
Yeah, full of characters that don't get posted at all most of the time. You like?

>>527440507
thanks sis

>>527440587
>gets red card

>>527440539
Wow is the better game anyway

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well come watch us get blown out against /fgoalter/ next week

>auto battler
>dead genera
Apparently a turn-based game that plays like a idle RPG isn't as interesting as some people think.l

>>527440539
ughhh.... wowchads haver mercy....

>>527440539
QRD on Jlor? I quit WoW way back in MoP.

KNEEL YA SHITS
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

It doesn't matter that we lost because at least Flopflop didn't come in to play. I hope it stays that way.

>>527440587
>waifus
sir there are only troons and fujos left here

>>527440691
Imagine losing to an auto team with 10 players.

Can we get a new FuA harmony that actually has a FuA instead of Robins boring ass? I want to play FuA but it's locked to two lame units I don't like

>>527440882
Tribbie?

ORZ

>>527440718
shitty villain from the worst wow expac(shadowlands). people only post him ironically

>>527440718
possibly one of the worst villains ever put into fiction
retconned and destroyed legacy lore of 20 years

>>527440882
Use Tribbie or Cipher
I've been using CART lately and having a lot of fun

>>527440691
>>527440546

I haven't been paying attention to the Blade buffs. Is he good now?

Literally EVERYONE flame your team in the chat lmao are you sure this is the hill you want to die on?

>>527440718
It was all part of his plan.

>>527440691
it's ok bro, we are still on a pretty good spot to make it past groups

>>527441053
hes decent if hes wheelchaired by hyacine i think

>>527440490
Kick out jobpard already holy fuck

>>527440718
Elio of World of Warcraft

it would be funny if we added archer and saber in divegrass team...

>>527440691
lol
>>527439971
>>527440040
>>527437467
Also put fofo in homo

>>527441054
I hope you like mecha because Vita will be the collab character.

post panties

>>527440718
best WoW character, saved the franchise

>>527441269
worse elio. elio at least had the benefit of telling you straight up. and hes not even the only one. hes playing high speed chess vs everyone else. Jailor would be like if Nanook was puppeted by kiana who was puppeted by elio.

how hyped are we for Cerydra's drip?

You did beat every Silver Wolf track record, right?

>>527441528
Haven't started yet desu

>>527440691
Just figure out what is wrong with models

>>527427626
>zookeks dont post the real update lmao
You posted the one from the 1st day because on the second day wuwa broke your anus again and on your anniversary

>>527439043
Uh oh melty!

All I know about the jailer is that he's looking for the chaos emeralds

>>527441264
And replace with who? Genuinely curious on what the numbskulls who want to kick out /our captain/ think is a good GK

>>527441509
Cerydra is a second half brick, Hysilens is first

>>527441036
my ratio is still bricked in apoc even with the kot

>>527441509
whose expy is she?

>>527441603
>They stole our budget and content just to lose to fucking wuwa

>>527441597
I'm trying to. The guy in charge of all the aesthetics isn't online. I was told to use a version of the EDIT that had aesthetic fixes to send my tactics, which is what I used but my stuff is still fucked. I'm honestly more pissed at that than anything

>>527426186
You're not having fun with the 15 minute racing event?!?!!!? UNGRATEFUL
STOP LOOKING AT THE MOUNTAIN OF CONTENT IN ZZZ
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

>>527441629
Hysilens is still a DoThag so I doubt she'll be that good. Cerydra is the savior and dewormer of hypercarry.
>>527441690
Furina maybe?

>>527441509
Cute boy

>>527441528
do you get anything for doing that?

>>527425670
>>527425830
These and the fact she looks like Barbara makes her design the best.

>>527441678
Yeah Ratio is kind of washed but with Feixiao you can clear (FACT)
>>527441621
Sigger is right there bro

>>527441690
Supposedly Furina

>>527441787
sex with silver wolf

>this was the next game's loading screen tip
even the game is making fun of us... it's time to retire

wait are we getting drip feed in two days?

>>527441759
Can we get Acheron in a jersey, repainting her FBM looks like she's wearing salami

>>527441621
Lygus the gatekeeper

>there are literal, unironic and irredeemable homosexuals that plan to skip Cipher in this thread right now
Sup fags

>>527441621
Clara again
Just remove m*les

>>527441690
No one right now, check back after we get the VA or learn literally anything about her.

Damn looks like our seas we set ablaze...

>>527441958
No amhporeus flop should be in the team at all desu

>>527441923
yes, next drip marketings should be on monday/tuesday

Reminder that even if you removed the Nihility requirement from Acheron, she would still be bad. The problem is while she doesn't want Nihilities because they're just worse than Harmonies, she also does want them because she needs stacks to maker her ult.

Each Nihility you use, you speed the stacks, but you lose power because you're not using an Harmony in that slot.
Each Harmony you use, you gain power, but you lose stack speed.

The only way, and ONLY way Acheron will ever be good, is when they unbrick the most bricked path in this game and stop being afraid of making Nihility units as good as Harmony. Also bosses shouldn't lose all debuffs on phase-change that's so fucking retarded why the fuck do they.

>>527441772
Yeah Hysilens is a brick too, honestly 3.5 is looking like a skip patch if you are not a DoT sunk cont/Phainon roller

>>527441958
based, i will now watch your divegrass

>>527442041
Amphoreus is saving the game after bananaslop literally killed it.

>>527441806
>

>>527441759
Put fofo in
Also change that anthem already fuck

>>527440105
Aaaaaaa I lost f-fuck.....Herta is my keyholder forever...

Let us dance once more!

Skill issue faggot, my Yomi still works fine.

>>527442171
cipher is doing worse than rappa

where is the content

>>527441958
lygus would be kino

>>527441759
keep Fofo OUT

>>527442041
Hyacine should be there

>>527442413
She was set up to fail but just like Rappa was, but in a patch or two people will regret skipping her.

>>527441993
>posts a literal, unironic and irredeemable homosexual
What did she mean by this, meow?

>>527442532
NEVER
THIS IS A FOFO BOARD

>>527442579
No she shouldn't. She'll be forgotten in a month.

>>527442264
whos this hottie?

>>527441993
I spent my guarantee on Hyacine and saving the rest for Saber and her cone....sorry anon it's just really bad timing...

>>527442069
Exactly this. You nailed the core issue with Acheron.
Her design is fundamentally at war with itself. On paper, she’s a Nihility hypercarry, but in practice, Nihility units don’t offer nearly the same level of team support as Harmony units do. This creates the brutal tradeoff you described:
- More Nihilities = faster stacks, but worse team support.
- More Harmonies = better team, but painfully slow stacks.
It’s a lose-lose situation in the current ecosystem.

Even if you removed the Nihility restriction from her passive, she’d still struggle because her kit depends on fast cycle ultimates, but the best teammates for that (Harmonies) don’t naturally help her get there. She’s chained to a path that the devs have historically been terrified to buff. Meanwhile, Harmony units like Sunday and Tribbie are cracked out of their minds.

What really needs to happen is Nihility units need to be viable as primary supports.

>>527442715
Madam Herta

>>527442664
I don't think people will forget about the Barbara recolor

>>527442579
Call her Hyacinema

>Replace Gepard with Adventurine
>Remove QQ
>Downgrade Acheron to silver and renamed ACK
>New Gold is combined Hyacine and Tribbie nicknamed "Wheelchair"

>>527430363
yum

>>527442413
Rappa was shilled to high heavens, even had her own rap song performed by famous JP artist. And yet she's the worst selling first half banner in the game. Bananaslop was so bad it KILLED the Acheron and Firefly reruns and tanked Sunday's sales.

>>527442715
My wife

>>527442794
your e2?

Is she usable after the buffs or is she forever bricked?

>>527442912
Ack rerun actually was pretty good in terms of pulls
Firefly however flopped badly

>>527442917
Your reading comprehension?

>>527442912
now now you can't completely blame her for sunday's failure

>>527442664
Our whole roster is a forgotten meme so what's the problem

>>527442925
Only use is at E2 as a worse Jiaoqiu for Ack

>>527442912
No one's going to pull Rappa when she uses the exact same supports as Firefly

>>527442862
hyacine if she locked in

>>527442865
>more fotm """memes"""
Kill yourself

>>527442925
She's a better DPS than Phainon after the buffs

why are we the laughing stock of hoyogenerals...

>>527441053
pretty good if you have his E1, decent otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AviLdrYofV4

>>527442865
>Gepard is cooler and traditional
>good idea
>she shouldn't even be a medal
>shitty reddit meme fuck off

>>527443038
Skott will always be more relevant than your ampooreus flops

>>527442992
you didn't mention anything about acheron's e2 freeing up a harmony slot

>>527442925
She's on par with E0S1 Cipher and E0S0 JQ for Ack.

>>527443157
Yeah, he is so relevant

>>527442984
>Firefly however flopped badly
Yeah, thanks Tingyun

this event sucks so bad. we've not had a single good event since 1.x just think about that for a second holy shit

>>527442863
Call her PINK!

>>527442330
let me guess. E1 buddypoke

>>527442484
I'm very content

>>527443138
>traditional
Cool way to say "powercrept and forgotten".

>>527443113
>zzz out of nowhere

>>527443229
I liked seal slammers a lot, even if it was short and had no voice acting
the pvp was pretty fun

>>527443229
seal slammers was good thoughbeit

>>527443224
Wyell he is in the Fate collab story and your greek character isn't. That's gotta count for something.

>>527443302
that's literally every character after enough time retard. who cares

>>527443196
>even if you removed the Nihility requirement from Acheron, she would still be bad
Original post literally starts like this.

The problem is not the nihility requirement. It's the stack-making speed if you don't have nihility. At 1 nihility it's painfully slow compared to, for example, Castorice's uptime with her dragon.

>the roster can't be updated because there's someone throwing a melty about Amphoreus characters
Holy kek, no wonder we are the laughing stock

wormday patch killed the firefly rerun btw

Kiniphoreus saved the game after peniscolon and space China killed it

Anyone that argues for removing Gepard is an aidstrannyfaggotshitflopwormanalfissure3tiktokhoursurine shill and can be safely ignored

>>527443229
Origami bird and seals slammers were good

>>527443420
The difference is people still post about some characters in the roster while jobpard has been completely forgotten.

>>527443434
>roster has to be constantly updated because hsrg has no culture

>>527443434
Anti-honkai schizo do be retarded like that.

When is Sporgle getting buffed?

>>527442794
Acheron will probably get a buff that eases her ult.

>>527442069
>Reminder that even if you removed the Nihility requirement from Acheron, she would still be bad
Nah. You can just run Sunday + Sparkle. Acheron would make the stack herself using her skill. Throw Aventurine with Trend and boom. Lots of ult + lots of dmg.

>>527442484
dawei says please play zzz dont let it flop

>>527443229
I liked Origami Bird but that was like a year ago lol

>>527442984
Yeah, the second FF banner is kinda embarrassing.

>>527443420
belobog deserves to be put in the trash where it belongs. Jobpard hasnt been important for a year

>>527443540
people still post his terrorist memes every other thread. are you a tourist?

>>527443547
Everyone changes their roster because of that, yes.
The only ones completely permanent should be Firefly, Ack and Blade desu

>>527443229
All the minigames are good though? That's like the last problem this game has.

>>527443495
Obsessed and mentally ill methinks

>>527442925
She is giga Pela and a stealth Erudition character at E1.

>>527443691
>every other thread
kek
Now that's pushing it.

Ahem our new team...
A worm
A literal brick
Fagnon
A ZZZ character
A Wuwa character
Saber
Archer

Is tribbie the single most high value unit in this game? I usually don't care for a Blue Archive shit but should I roll?

>>527441759
fofo NOW!!!

>>527440718
Imagine trying to make discount Thanos. But while doing so
>forget your target audience
>forget that the intrigue of Thanos was built up over several years and not over the course of one xpac
>forget to give him any charisma
>forget to give him any motivation
>retroactively shit on several beloved characters to make discount Thanos seem cool
>write him as completely evil but then as you defeat him, he starts talking for the first time about the REAL bad guy down the line but dies before he can say anything meaningful
That is the jailer.

>revenue cut in half
>saved the game
lmao

>>527443867
the two amorpheous standouts are tribbie and hyacine

Remove QQ and put a sales chart now that's REAL /hsrg/ culture

>>527443867
Thats herta most likely considering she is the best character right now and works with anything

>>527443232
We have the real pink coming in a few patches

>>527443547
Look at other teams, like uma which we fought last week. Their team actually looks nice and most of the roster aside from the 3 strikers have been replaced since last year.

>>527443706
>muh Blade
He's literally only good for fujobait.

>>527443867
for multi attack units

>>527443547
anon, it's the opposite. VGL rosters are meant to change as time goes on because the threads develop a different culture over time. A roster that doesn't change is a general without culture

>>527443867
Are you a pedophile? No? Then don't. There will always be a next even MORE broken harmony. Just wait for the one that appeals to your tastes.

>>527444006
>Thats herta most likely considering she is the best character right now

>>527443867
>Is tribbie the single most high value unit in this game?
Her E1 is

>>527444089
Doesnt matter, his presence is still funny by just standing there and doing nothing

>>527444136
>Muh pedo
You have AIDS, tranny

You need Tribbie btw

>>527443706
Ack isn't even a member of the big 3
Its a travesty he is not our starting GK

>>527444304
I need Sunday more than I need tribbie desu

>>527444265
Faggots and trannies people are 1% of the population, but 50% of the child abusers.

Let's say we put Amphoreus characters that actually get posted regularly. Who is getting in?

>>527443229
> We've not had a single good event since 1.x
>Wardance?
>Candy Crush?
>Bar drink mixing?
>Rappa music DJ ?
>Amphoreus seal slamming pvp? (first permanent multiplayer mode btw)
>Mario kart event?
We had plenty fun event. Stop being a disingenuous fag

>>527442862
yeah now make it clap
yeah yeah make it clap
now make it clap
yeah make it clap yeah

AIDSventurine has been thoroughly powercrept not even FUA teams want him

>>527444497
Mydei unironically is the amphoerus character posted the most

>>527444497
literally just the gay porn characters

How big is Phainon's penis?

>>527444548
Yet you're still here seething about him. Fascinating.

>>527444121
There's a difference between changing over time and "omg my fotm character I pulled last month isnt playing footie put her in now!!!11!11!" which if you listen to the people ITT is going to completely upend the roster every league and leave us with no core jobbers for us to laugh at because this game shits out 2 characters a month

>>527443706
>Firefly, Ack
nah fuck that

>>527444485
You have AIDS
You have HIV

>>527444497
if that's your metric then Mydei and Phainon cause this general cannot go a thread without making a post about them.
for the record i do not think they should be in. Maybe Phainon if we can make a meme out of his shounen power up next patch depending how the story goes

>>527444497
Hyacine
Tribbie with the constant you NEED her
That's pretty much it

>>527444636
He has AIDS

>>527442794
>Even if you removed the Nihility restriction from her passive, she’d still struggle because her kit depends on fast cycle ultimates
Anon. Sunday, Bronya and Sparkle can AA her ass and then she can use her skill to get 2 stacks. It's better than any nihility teammates. Jiaoqiu is good because he debuff the enemies during their turn but you can circumvent that by using Trend with Gepard

So no. If you remove the Nihility lock then Acheron would become top tier.

>>527444497
hyacine. tribbie

>>527444497
KHEBIN BHOSENMORI KHASLANA
Lygus
Fat Fuck
Discount Gilgamesh
Red Man and Sader (Saber)

My problem with the minigame events is that they kinda just show up, are something you finish in an hour then have no reason to come back to them ever. They're just never expanded in any way or given enough dept or rewards to make you keep playing them.

Also this reminds me I never finished the super hidden Hanu event achievements.