#185: Bladed Edition
Previous Thread:
>>526318569General for all things Kirby including the games, novels, artwork, and anime series.
>NewsKirby and the Forgotten Land + Star-Crossed World releases August 28: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5peJd37J-k
Kirby Air Riders releases this year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJVsNMp_nAU
Kirby's Star Stacker added to Nintendo Switch Online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRmpwGGTXOo
Kirby and the Forgotten Land Sound Selection and Complete Soundtrack on sale now: https://valuemall.site/collections/kirby-discovery-ost
>LinksOfficial Kirby Website:https://www.kirby.jp/
Official Kirby Twitter:https://twitter.com/Kirby_JP
Kirby Novel Translations Masterpost: https://www.tumblr.com/nyaagolor/653089595149434880/kirby-novel-translations-masterpost
Kirby Anime Translation Masterpost: https://operationhoshinokaabii.tumblr.com/watch
Kirby Wiki:https://wikirby.com/wiki/Kirby_Wiki
>Kirby Starter Guidehttps://files.catbox.moe/4vmtae.jpg
>/kdg/ Writefag Masterposthttps://pastebin.com/Mv0FdBx6
>/kdg/ Pixel Worldhttps://ourworldofpixels.com/kdg
>Elfilisanon's Cave Story mod demohttps://files.catbox.moe/w5yxl5.zip
>Anime Box Set Booklet and Storyboardhttps://pastebin.com/V053742E
>Japanese Fangame Collectionhttps://files.catbox.moe/62u3lm.zip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ere4WpLcCXY
https://archive.org/details/the-men-who-tread-on-tigers-tails
>>528341986I do wonder if there'd be some way to have Kabuki Kirby in the games, maybe it could be an evolution for Staff if it comes back in 3D?
>>528341986>sakurai says no humans>somehow this got approvedthat FRAUD
>>528332310I dunno, Kirby has some pretty cool fans, I think.
>>528342118make it a costume for staff in spinoffs, having the whole human form would be too much unless its in a game with super moves
>>528342350NO THATS BAD, ANY TRUE KIRBY FAN KNOWS THAT KIRBY SUCKS NOT BLOWS
>>528342218>>somehow this got approvedhave you considered: the funny
>>528342118for what it's worth they sort of did do that in mass attack.
>>528342569NO HE SITS ON TOP A THRONE OF LIES!!!
I don't care lol lmao
>>528342963>fan that only outputs a single strong blast of airsounds awful, get me an ice kirby fan please
>>528343130Just paint it blue
>>528343257yeah but i need my awesome ice kirby hat, need a hat, cant not have a hat
>>528342218The show writers probably cheated since it's a statue. They also used mock human art in that Paint Roller episode, apparently.
>>528342975i want to cover that tummy
>>528343324Just pretend it's Kirby's Adventure
>>528346440retro ice kirby fan? now its even cooler
>>528346536that's not just cooler, it's ice cold.
>>528346987I don't like the implications of this image
>>528347042what's wrong with gifting Kirby to people?
>>528347534Isn't it kirbys in food packaging? I swear i saw this with yukkuries once
>>528347615in soviet russia YOU eat the Kirbo.
>>528342118I could see it either being a evolution for staff or a original ability in a game that takes place in a Kirby Japan like Samurai Kirby
>>528347615It is of great surprised that there isn't that kind of art directed at Kirby enemies like Waddle Dee or even Kirby himself. There is Kirby abuse art, but it's the artsy fartsy guro kind with underlying themes of homosexuality.
>>528349178Yep no kirby abuse art none at all.
only periods and miscarriages
>>528349178>konichi wa my dudeimagine.
>>528349464we do not speak such evils here.
>>528349927After it dropped, /kdg/ was never the same.
What artful endeavors has /kdg/ made this week?
>>528350162I'm surprised that BEHOLD MY POWER wasn't brought up in those dark days.
>>528350864I'm scared to ask what that is.
>>528350918The chart I think.
>>528350595been thinking about drawing a shitpost image Idea I've had for awhile but I have not drawn anything for a bit for /kdg/
>>528350918I'd tell you but if I refer to it by it's actual name someone will post it (then get promptly banned)
>>528351036>>528351247Well if someone does post it and gets banned that's their own choice, but i'm too curious to not ask for its name now.
>>528351036DO NOT SPEAK IT'S NAME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0&ab_channel=mas8705
>>528351460What name is that?
>>528352730I don't feel like taking a vacation.
>>528350918>>528351036>>528351247>>528351442>>528351460>>528352393>>528352632>durr hurr we can't talk about it IT'S SO SCARY but i'm not gonna tell you tee heeNo, fuck you.
It's Irugan's ancient Kirby guro art from 2009, that some guy collected into a chart of paraphilas. It used to get posted as a shock image in Kirby threads, especially after Star Allies with all the newfags who had never seen it before.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1478745
There you fucking go. It's not even that bad compared to half the shit that exists now.
>>528353796You know, for every fetish on here I'm still surprised it didn't have fat fetishism.
>>528353796Thats about what i was expecting, at least my curiosity wont bug me anymore.
god i fucking hate snot though that makes me sick
>>528350595Only some Deltarune doodles, really. I think I burnt out a lot of my creative juice these last few weeks...
we were having such a good thread so far until some cuntbag had to ruin it
>>528350595I drew a lot of Susie doodles this week and challenged myself to write as much as possible under three hours which resulted in a fic where Susie accidentally kills herself in a attempt to continue running HWC and being with Meta Knight long after her death.
>>528354749>resulted in a fic where Susie accidentally kills herself in a attempt to continue running HWC and being with Meta Knight long after her death.Its set after shes dead? or she gets with meta knight after she dies?
>>528350595Worked on some lewd stuff for a like-minded friend, drew a Deltarune doodle like this
>>528354240 anon for fun featuring an OC who was decently well-liked in /utg/ a few years back and one of the characters from the new chapters, but other than that, I've mainly just been distracted trying to 3-star everything in the new Mario Kart.
>>528350595Admittedly, I haven't been feeling the artsy fartsy urge as of recent. I've been having a lot of ideas, but I juat don't have the drive in me to actually pick up the pen and put it to paper (or screen, if I'm doing something digitally.)
>>528354886It's set after she's dead, I tried to imply that she technically died a long while, and Meta Knight had been living with a clone with a small portion of her memories and such for months until he got so suspicious, paranoid, and worried that "Susie" reveals it all.
>>528354864https://controlc.com/d2c42a0d
Here, not too proud of it as a whole with its pacing issues but I'm proud in what I could accomplish in a short time limit.
absurdly late night doodle since it's been a minute since i last properly drew something kirby, tried doing the collab background but it wasn't working out, hope i can pull it off tomorrow...
>>528383781cool stuff, be careful not to burn yourself out
>>528383781finally some actually good oc posted
I look forward to art of kirby characters, including ones of questionable nature.
Bros... Hackurai is making Kirby ai riders...
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1936809193895305538
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/8d4c8cadd4d5df79bfdb3590e6447a33d9e66434?page=3
>>528420294Twitter faggots blowing headlines out of proportion, as usual.
https://gigi9714.wordpress.com/2025/06/22/masahiro-sakurais-comment-about-genai/
>>528420294If it isn't for the creative side of things, which I don't think he'd automate, it's actually fairly competent at coding a lot of the time. People who don't like him or are rightfully paranoid about corpo faggots using it instead of hiring actual artists or voice actors are just blowing it out of proportion like
>>528421426 said.
Next person to lie or even so much as question Sakurai gets shown the door. I won't tolerate slander.
Sakurai personally came to my house and snapped several femurs on my body for calling him a hack. True story.
I mean, his name is sakurAI
>>528420294>>528421426I dont get how people make these assumptions, Sakurai has a whole youtube channel detailing his creative process and people still hes gonna replace all of it with ai?
>>528430065Pathetic children with pronouns in their bios like to have significant people or figures to point fingers and yell at, so when something like this comes out, their minds immediately twist it to the most negative thing possible.
It's like how they're also currently pretending that Nintendo is the only company in the history of gaming to ever do anything even remotely shady and screeching at anyone who expresses the tiniest bit of interest in the shiny new console.
>>528415934Member Kirby's Dreamland?
>>528437029So it wasn't just me thinking that, kek
>>528420294Haltchad investors cannot stop winning
>>528438021>magalor after selling his AI startup company to the haltmann works company for 1 billion gem apples
The BBC would like to apologize for the following proceedings, this shitpost does not represent the values of the company, the artist, the people who work with us or any of our advertising partners, nor do any of us approve of the content within viewer discretion is advised and may god have mercy on all our souls and everyone involved in said shitpost, we would also like to remark that such things are most likely, absolutely not cannon and should not be treated as such, if you shitpost for longer then 4 hours contact your local medical professional, ask your doctor if shitposting is right for you...or some shit like that
>528443048
>Iโm not funny, the post
Keep it to yourself next time, champ, weโve got limited image space.
>>528447025it's just a drawing, no need to be upset.
>>528447025>weโve got limited image spaceSaying this about OC after what happened last thread either makes you a shitposter or a retard
>>528360143>>528443048can you susiefags leave and stop shitting up this general?
>one shitpost angle gets called out
>immediately moves to strategy B, C, and so on
Like clockwork
>>528448467but that's sectonia, not susie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rATmtvh6NJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bVKEzKGh_M
>528448759
>seeing patterns where they are none
Schizo moment!
>>528447025the thread literally just began lol
>>528483592don't feed the spastic troll.
>>528491524Nights like these make you wish you were Hyness.
>>528491763I just don't know if I could handle that nose
->okay
->what is your wish
>>528420294>>528430065monolith soft has said something similar too and people got mad, even though they were talking about procedural generation which is fundamentally a different technology.
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/monolith-soft-says-procedurally-generating-assets-in-xenoblade-chronicles-3-reduced-man-hours-considerably/
>>528503551I wish
For a hat
>>528539553It is never shipposting hours.
I am not dying for Dream Land
>By the taste that the universe 1 is rare. cook's admiration. It has never been moved to the mouth even with this me. Food material ZEBON of the vision.
What did they mean by this?
>>528559225some sort of old school machine translation if I had to guess.
hat
md5: 25e87be4829cdcc3b9a08dafa0bddb09
๐
wait
md5: e6fb9447b4f3f3fed3ade6dfd6658bb9
๐
>>528579885Something about this sprite always makes me laugh, why does he look so upset
>>528579885the wait ability is clearly too powerful for us mere peons.
>>528553349Dream Land is more similar to Japan than Israel.
>>528360143I like it.
It's obvious you wrote it pretty quickly, since a lot of the dialogue and prose is very "expository", but I like the premise of Susie trying to cheat death and ultimately failing. Susie works really well for that kind of "selfish selflessness", making massive decisions about their future without telling him, and just assuming he'd be okay with it. Especially at the end, with "Susie" continuing to lie to him to spare his feelings. Or maybe I'm just interpreting it entirely wrong. Either way, I like it.
It's also nice seeing other interpretations of the old "Meta Knight outliving his loved ones" angle, since you can go in a lot of different directions with it.
>>528592781Culturally, Popstar and the surrounding planets are East Asian. The villains of many games come from far away worlds influenced by Abrahamic cultures, which worship Yahweh.
>>528597970Thanks!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I only wrote it all under three hours so most of the writing was dedicated to getting the main "points" and concepts across in the story. I like that idea too, with Susie's general beliefs and upbringing she'd see little to no issue with trying to cheat the natural order even if it's at the expense of herself and others. Susie knows that for her "plan to work" she would have to die first and foremost, the her mistake is that the organic her died sooner than she had planned prior hence the shitty clone. As long as she has the final say, the final action, it's fine in her head.
Susie isn't a good person, and I try to continue to show that even if she's in a good place like a relationship with Meta Knight. Her ego comes first, hence why she believes it's fine for her to seamlessly replace herself with a clone if she dies without even telling Meta Knight because she believes that it's for the greater good. No, you didn't misinterpret it wrong. AI-Susie still continues to spare Meta Knight's feelings which I included so that it gives off the implication that even beyond she would continue her ways. Selfish selflessness is a good way to describe it.
>It's also nice seeing other interpretations of the old "Meta Knight outliving his loved ones" angle, since you can go in a lot of different directions with it.Thanks. I was inspired by the MetaTiff Anon's fic, it was so good. I wanted to try writing something with a similar theme, but with a inverse of Susie dealing with the fact that he's going to outlive her and taking things into her own hands instead.
>>528660870Canonically accurate, taranza is strong as fuck.
>>528661127Not strong enough to save his queen though.
>>528663481He didn't try and save her he was actively enabling her, telling her that she was right when she complained about her negative canthal tilt and pudgy jawline.
>>528681394SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE BORB KILLER
>>528683341she got over killing him.
Still waiting patiently for a crumb of Kirby news.
>>528781527Why is waddle dee so small
>>528781527Played 64 the other day, for some reason endeared by how Kirby and Dee flail their arms while jumping and falling in a cart/log
Added Triple Deluxe support to the editor alongside a bunch of other stuff including KPR (which was easier since thats closer to KSA in terms of data). There wasnt a TDX editor before this so might lead to something idk
https://files.catbox.moe/wx33jk.mp4
>>52883209664 had so much soul, it's something i kinda miss in the series at current animation wise
>>528832348Away he goes...
>>528832096THERE GOES MY HERO
>>528811809Has anyone actually used this to get into the series yet?
>>528842968No, since itโs bullshit.
>>528842968Not me, but I did get into the series because of Super Star Ultra. But that was back in 2009, not recently.
But I feel the chart could be useful, especially with a series that has 30+ games.
>>528855498>when your ex shows up with a kid
place your bets on air riders release date
I think it'll be November at the latest.
>>528865257A while after star crossed, closer to christmas
Air Riders WILL save racing games
>>528913139Yeah Kirby's never been the "big holiday game"
the only months without first party stuff is September October, November and December,
and the games we know of yet to come out that don't have dates are: air riders, prime 4, splatoon raiders, pokemon
dong is next month so it's safe to say it won't be then, pokemon seems like it'd be the holiday title so that only really leaves September,October and November, prime 4 would probably be october for spooky month and splatoon raiders won't be released the same month so that only really leaves September or November but September is too close to august which is why I'd lean for November.
>>528955659Why was he built?
>>528959772illegal mining operation
Kirby is one of the few beings who are universally loved by all.
>>528600342is this a subtle, roundabout way of calling magolor a kike?
>>528979259I love that artist's King Dedede x Kirby art, I wish they'd make a full book I could buy.
the grass feels like...TROUSERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VimZfYsDHkc&list=RDVimZfYsDHkc&start_radio=1&ab_channel=afewtunes
Do you think weโll finally see the next mainline game in 2026 or 2027?
>>529001263it's hard to say, forgotten lands DLC was most likely in development for a short time due to most of the assets,gameplay,etc already being done would speed things up sagificantly and air riders being worked on by SORA/bandai makes it unclear.
it's safe to assume the next game is currently in development at least
>>529044726>these Kirbs are Pissing me off...
>>529044823I'm the original
Starwalker
The lack of an exact air ride 2 release date is pissing me off...
>>529049606Tell me about it. Same with Prime 4. I want dates.
>>529049606I'm expecting November myself honestly
>>529040056>this episode got dubbed>but noseman didn'twhat did they mean by this?
>>529076081ACKSHUALLY Noseman's episode did air, though it only entered rotation in 2006 (after the series finale's DVD release).
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7voxod
>>529091439WE CAN REBUILD HIM, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
ROBOCOP, I MEAN MECHA KNIGHT++
>>529040056She's so pretty...
>>529105489I don't think so.
look at him, look at him and LAUGH
is halberd treaty compliant
>>529114380why do you hate fun
...don't you just love creative ruts? Sorry for teasing the Summer collab and nothing coming of it as of now, I've been meaning to work on it but I've just not quite felt all there as of late, sorry to say. I'll try forcing myself to doodle more often to see if I can bring back that spark someway somehow. Hopefully won't take too long.
>>529163372Its okay fren im sure youll get your groove back eventually
https://files.catbox.moe/e4ytvd.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/u9qlow.mp4
>>529105489How would this work, do you get to play as each character and try to romance Meta Knight? Or as you playing as Meta Knight and you choose from those many options?
>>529183838>multiple PC's trying to win Meta Knight
I would like to inform everybody that Kracko is no longer my worst enemy.
I hereby will begin to advocate for the TPBD movement (TOTAL POPPY BROS DEATH)
On that day, Kracko made a friend...
Space Kracko doesn't count as a friend
>>529193361WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>529193361no would mecha kracko for that matter.
>>529187621WHO WILL WIN THE META BOWL?!?
>>529163372creative burn out is very much a bitch
>>529194906It's not a matter of who will but who should.
>>529201079Meta Knight should win.
>>529201214>the halberd wins
>>529201214>Meta Knight learns how to masturbate.
>>529201079Who has the most legitimate claim to Meta Knight?
>>529204667Would chrom approve of that relationship?
>>529204667It really depends on what you deem as legitimate and which Meta Knight. As for Anime Meta Knight? Tiff, no doubts about it. There isn't really a contest to be had. However, for the Game Meta Knight that's tricky because you have characters like Kirby and King Dedede which are considerably the most closest to Meta Knight. I'd champion Susie too but she mutilated him and that's not exactly the greatest start for a legitimate romance. There's Sailor Waddle Dee too but he's dead.
>>529204667Galaxia, of course.
>>528600342Popstar is meditteranean
Think of it
Olive ocean (olive oil)
Maxim tomatoes (tomatoes are med)
Peaceful green plains
All the pastry that kirby eats (pastry and cakes are med also ok?)
Laziness and gluttony (common in the med)
Convinced yet?
>>529209860either that or the halberd
shipping war between the sword and ship when?
>>529216407>olive oceanThat's the Mirror World, you fool
>>529105489>and you love swordfighting with him
7
md5: 4e8c7035ef2d31c1764d4a1fb86f278c
๐
which scream each kirby character can fit in perfectly?
https://youtu.be/1dHSNYjNHCY?feature=shared
>robobot turned 9 in the usa this month
Jesus, where is time going.
>>529342641It's being used to power the machine.
When are your release predictions for Air Riders and the next mainline? I think October for Air Riders and Spring 2026 for the new mainline.
>>529346957I'd say November at the latest.
>>529346957>>529352253Fall seems about right for air riders
Mainline will almost definitely be in 2026 but I could see them breaking the spring pattern and doing a summer or fall release so itโs not too close to air riders
>>529191840You now remember there is a Poppy Bros Sr.
>>529359774poppy bros FUCKS
>>529366852I canโt believe the only confirmed non virgins in Kirby are President Haltmann and Poppy Bro Sr
>>529346957December for air riders for holiday season hype
>>529379748I really doubt Kirby is the big holiday game
>>529379748And Dyna Blade, and Pitch Mama, and the Ebrums...
https://youtu.be/G04dChDpwGY
>>528353796>61.BRB fapping
>got something out before Air Ride anon did
It's so borbver, bros.
>>529379748What do you mean Poppy Bros Sr. wasn't the other "bro" and was actually Poppy Bros Jr.'s father
>>529427136That's usually what the relationship between Sr and Jr are, Anon.
>>529379757No way will Air Riders be the big holiday game, it's likely going to be a new Mario platformer, likely a November release.
>>529428058Then why are they called "Bros." if they're not actually brothers? Do each of them have off-screen "Bros.", or does their last name just happen to be "Bros."?
Imagine the implication of naming the Mario villains "Bowser Bros. Sr." and "Bowser Bros. Jr." when they must be one of either "Bros." or "Sr. and Jr."
>>529429125There are many Poppy Bros. Sr. They're all brothers. There are many Poppy Bros. Jrs. They are the sons of Poppy Bros. Srs.
Or something.
>>529428801It's either Metroid or Kirby. And if it's Metroid then it'll be a bold move since that's a Switch 1 game, upgrade pack be damned.
>>529346957I honestly think thereโs a chance air riders will be pushed back to next year
>>529433743Why would they push it? Even if the year's half over already, it's probably a fairly small game.
>>529416664KARG is still /our guy/
what if kirby's hands were two smaller kirbys
>>529430867>poppy bros are either incestuous and gay, or they die
>>529471854Sounds like a fantasy creature invented by a tumblr autist, kek
>>529473979>the cripid-ick sucker.knowing how bad SCP got in the latter years it wouldn't shock me if something like that already existed.
>>529491024Haha he speen because his gf died lmao
>>529503715fumu-chan my beloved
>>529514003That art is very cursed. What did he trace to get those Tiffs?
>>529441379Just seems odd that we havenโt any seen any footage yet, also I find air ride actually pretty sizeable despite the rushed dev cycle
>>529515376obligatory artist joke here.
I hope we see an epic yarn sequel one day
When do you think weโll see more about air riders and star crossed world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZB8ScSze1I
>"I wish you were my soulmate...."
>This is a story about Adeleine, who is in love, and Kirby, who seems to be having fun today. Caho-sensei draws the world of Kirby in a lovely and cute way.
>Caho-sensei was particular about the softness of the hugs. Please take a look at the sweet and gentle hugs that Caho-sensei draws, which are like warm strawberry milk.
>I'm sure that those who read this story will want to say this.... Hug me, Kirby
think he'd prefer the paint ability
>>529532978>ใ้ๅฝใฎไบบใใใชใใ ใฃใใใใใฎใซใช....ใ>ใใชใ (anata)>dear (what a wife calls a husband)>ใกใชใฟใซๅฝผๅฅณใฏใซใผใใฃใใใซใผใใใใใใใๅคง็ใใใใใฎใ ใใชใใจใใใใใซใใฟใใชใจ้ใๅผใณๆนใใใฆใใใใ>ใ ใใช (danna)>husband (informal)
>>529551510>dedede gets a spunky boyish artist who lives in a strawberry and calls him her husband>meta knight gets an insane robophile who tried to kill everyone on the planet and probably raped himBorb...had a hard life...
They weren't lying when they said Kirby's Adventure feels more like an early SNES game than an NES game. I'm genuinely impressed.
>>529543642Seeing Shadow Kirby with artist made me realize how better KSS Paint looks in comparison. It's weird how Artist looks jarring on Shadow Kirby but cute on Kirby and how Paint looks a little plain on Kirby but fitting on Shadow Kirby.
>>529563459it did come out in the later years where they really figured out the machine, that said it's extremely impressive when you consider the amount of content and how said content operates, the only real issue is the slow down.
>>529543642bet he lost in his first match lmao
>>529573472Yeah, the slowdown was miserable, but the game was cool enough that I shoved it in the back of my mind and forgot about it until you mentioned it.
>>529573472>>529574548The 3ds remake is the best just for removing slowdown, idk how you would compare it to the gba one though.
>>529574548in it's defense alot of games had slow down in those days due to sprite limits like even super Mario bros 3 had it's fair share of slow down.
that said not every area of the game has that issue, like the boss fights run smoothly.
>>529574862nightmare in dreamland is just okay but it fucked with some things, it also wasn't able to do the butter building rotation thing correctly.
>>529551510Why did Ado start dying her hair?
>>529574862Yep the 3DS Classics version is the best.
>>529563459Devs got really good at making use of the hardware near the end of its life, definitely think that Adventure, Uforia/Hebereke, and Mr. Gimmick show that off very well. Always been a fan of seeing people getting creative within limitations.
>>529569716it all makes sense when you realize shadow kirby is just that cool
nice oc
>>529569716>painting with rainbowsfaggot
Well, now that I'm graduated n unemployed, I've decided I'll take up translating the firs FL novel to keep practicing my Japanese. I'm doing things somewhat scuffed and transcribing from the physical novel into a word document, but I want to take that as practice for typing in Japanese if nothing else. Might post sporadic updates if I think I've made any notable progress, ideally I'd get good enough to tackle 10 pages a day, though, if I can do at least 1 I'll be satisfied. Here's hoping I do manage to make something come from it.
>>529543642Oh shit, hadn't seen you draw Elfilis since the violin gag thing I think, great job dude! Really like how you drew him there!
>>529593675Rainbows belong to God, not sodomites.
>>529592474Fair point, Shadow Kirby is the more edgier version of Kirby after all.
Thanks, nice to see you again here.
>>529599359you uh
wouldn't happen to have links to those books
just asking haha
>>529599359>susie decides meta knight has autism and tries to "fix" himWhy can't "autistic Meta Knight" stuff be more like this, and less Meta Knight having a panic attack in an amusement park?
>>529608606Because that wouldn't tick the heckin' wholesome boxes that teenage fanfic writers so adore.
>>529608606that puss in boots movie really did a number on people.
meta knight is more one of those hyper fixated autists who only gets obsessed with a single thing and nothing else, well that and the whole mask thing.
>>529593992>Might post sporadic updates if I think I've made any notable progressFor now, this is what I've got, the first page of many to come (hopefully). Kanjis a fuck.
>Prologue>Early in the afternoon, during a pleasantly warm dayโฆ>Kirby walked down the road on his own, looking up at the blue skies.>Normally, heโd spend such a pleasant evening talking and playing with his friend Bandana Waddle Dee, who was unfortunately busy at that moment.>Thereโs a lot heโs been meaning to do, but itโs been raining too much...>โI hope Waddle Deeโs done with work soon. Shouldnโt King Dedede wash his own robeโฆ?โ>He trudged along the road while thinking about that.>Suddenly, from beyond the sky, a swift yellow star fell straight to the ground.Page 1 of... 232. Oh dear.
>>529608606the real question is if susie can actually fix meta knight's crippling tisms
>>529614742hear me out on this: what if she's into the tisms like those bizarre autist gooner images and wants to make him even worse so meta knight becomes dependent on her?
>>529615049i don't think you can make autism worse anon
>>529615049>Susie becomes the Barb to Meta Knight's Chris.
>>529615110technically you can by enforcing/enabling bad behaviors, just look at any lol cow. (either that or she makes cybernetic autism programming)
>>529615049Meta Knight is too smart for that.
>>529615304Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>529615543You say that like he hasn't been mind fucked multiple times.
>>529615307>Susie cybernetically lobotmizes and artificially gives and enhanced Meta Knight's autismkek
>>529617145there's a vaccination microchip joke there but I'm not clever enough to make it.
Having bandana dee work for dedede again while escargoon is also working for dedede would be a reinvention of the spongebob squidward mr krabs dynamic
>>529473979that and kirby mpreg miscarriage fan comics
>>529615110", anon said on 4chan.
>>529656303>>529656502KRBAY anime references and Adeleine existing in the same plane of existence feels surreal.
>>529623476I don't think Escargoon hates his job nearly as much as Squidward does, if at all.
>>529623476Escargoon would just betray Dedede and go serve Kirby instead like Bandana Dee did.
>>528503551I wish to be able to live a happy fulfilling life without something trying to kick me down
I miss the days before Robobot
Nobody was fighting over what was canon or what isn't and theory crafted how the story connects until Kumazaki decided all extra content isn't canon now
Meta Knight wasn't being treated like a joke character, he was the dude who killed the strongest warrior in the galaxy, but then he got mindfucked by a E-girl, and after that Galacfa, who he rightfully fought in an amazing battle, got oneshotted by a butterfly in a later entry, tarnishing Meta Knight's image and ruining his coolest moment in the franchise of defeating the galaxy's greatest foe
And speaking of Morpho, the whole retcon with it being a soul reaper that can just one shot characters this whole time is so fucking ass, it retroactively turns all the cute endings into something edgy "dude it TRIED to eat Dedede in RTDL!" and not to mention it was just fucking around doing nothing on popstar for 25 years. Why didn't Nova summon this guy in Meta Knightmare if he was always there? why didn't it go after Drawcia or something? it should've been a new character not a fucking retcon.
And now with Star Allies, being rushed, didn't offer any reason whatsoever why Marx is alive now, creating a massive fucking gap in the story if "none of the extra modes are canon" as well as stuff like "permanent landmark dreamstalk" being GONE
>>529728168>Nobody was fighting over what was canon or what isn't and theory crafted how the story connects until Kumazaki decided all extra content isn't canon nowBlame wikifags for taking something he said completely out of context.
>he was the dude who killed the strongest warrior in the galaxy, but then he got mindfucked by a E-girl,*and Yin-Yarn
>and after that Galacfa, who he rightfully fought in an amazing battle, got oneshotted by a butterfly in a later entry, tarnishing Meta Knight's image and ruining his coolest moment in the franchise of defeating the galaxy's greatest foeThey fused together, and I'm pretty sure it was consensual. It's also weaker than Galacta on his own.
>it retroactively turns all the cute endings into something edgy "dude it TRIED to eat Dedede in RTDL!" and not to mention it was just fucking around doing nothing on popstar for 25 yearsIt didn't kill either of its hosts, and it's not even the same one each time.
>And now with Star Allies, being rushed, didn't offer any reason whatsoever why Marx is alive now, creating a massive fucking gap in the story if "none of the extra modes are canon"The Dream Rod can summon multiple copies of him, and they've never alluded to him being alive in any other game. He's still dead.
>as well as stuff like "permanent landmark dreamstalk" being GONEDL3 did the same thing.
>>529729902>Blame wikifags for taking something he said completely out of contextFair enough, but now 90% of the fanbase pushes it as fact and the devs probably noticed so it is fact now to them
>*and Yin-Yarndebatable given it looked to be based on the anime more than the games with the Poyos and Dedede's castle
>They fused together, and I'm pretty sure it was consensual. It's also weaker than Galacta on his ownForgotten Land drove that into the ground and turned ALL Butterflies into secret death knights, and it's knight form has no relation to Galacta
>It didn't kill either of its hosts, and it's not even the same one each timeIt killed Galacta in Guest Star
>The Dream Rod can summon multiple copies of him, and they've never alluded to him being alive in any other game. He's still deadTheir info on the pause screen points to them being the real thing with every character
>DL3 did the same thingExplain
>>529730797>but now 90% of the fanbase pushes it as fact and the devs probably noticed so it is fact now to themNTA but does this "extra content totally isn't meant to be canon" take have ANY traction at all over in Japan? Seeing as we don't have any semblance of Miiverse-like communication with them anymore outside of the sparse interviews, if that confusion never got a foothold in Japan fandom, I highly doubt they even consider it at all. If it's not a thing over there, HAL likely couldn't give less of a shit.
>>529730797>now 90% of the fanbase pushes it as fact and the devs probably noticed so it is fact now to themExcept every game after Robobot has had its extra modes be unambiguously canon, and also
>>529734893>Forgotten Land drove that into the ground and turned ALL Butterflies into secret death knightsWe don't know if the ones that show up in the intros are even the same ones that you fight.
>It killed Galacta in Guest StarYou can SEE the little Friend Ability heart thing above Galacta's lance. If he's supposed to be dying there, than Kirby dies every time he becomes the curling stone.
>Their info on the pause screen points to them being the real thing with every characterNone of the others died on-screen, and Marx's descriptions barely explain why he's there.
>ExplainPopstar's new rings, which were totally gone by 64
Quick, which Kirby game has the best general Boss Theme?
>>529743691Triple Deluxe, Bouncing Boss Battle is just too good
Listening to the FL OST while working on page 2 of the novel, it's really interesting how they have a few tracks that almost feel like they're meant to be an audio drama segment of sorts. For example, "The Raging Lion Roars (Forgo Leon)" in CD4 is basically the same as the base "The Raging Lion Roars" track in CD3, except it has audio of Leon's attacks playing over it. Maybe the booklet explains their reasoning for including segments like these better, but it's very interesting either way.
>>529757748fake, he doesn't have sith eyes
Kirby gives me the strength to go on.
>>529789028Honestly, same here
>>529789028He's such a handsome young man
>>529826792would you date him?
>>529827127No, he's just a proper lad that I respect.
>>529829312he is very charming. i find marx and magolor to both be quite handsome personally.
>>529832994Mago I can kinda get.
But Marx?
>>529841298the dude goes around wearing a bow tie. if that's not at the least charming, what is?
>>529841774that artist has drawn so much marx porn
>>529841827i like the way he draws him, though
do not date spherical men.
or do, I'm not your dad lol
>>529853015>>529856985kirby is shaped like a (boy)friend
>>529853015what about oval men?
>>529860695Like... Kawasaki?
it's the fourth of July, please all rise and sing along with the American national anthem if you don't your a filthy communist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM&ab_channel=Tomokocchi
>>529876943DOOO EEEEEETTTTT
filthy marxists, the lot of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zll26eQazIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d2nnEq219U
>>529737707>Popstar's new rings, which were totally gone by 64That's something that's always bothered me. I really liked how Popstar's new rings looked.
What's your whishlist for Kirby in Switch 2? For me
>Forgotten Land 2
>A 2D game simmilar to Roboto
>Remake of Dream land 2 (return to dream land 2)
>Air ride not sucking
>>529900554DORI ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO
>>529900554Didn't a reputable "leaker" say a Planet Robobot remake was around the corner a year ago? If it's not bullshit then it might be the 2026 game, with the next mainline being late that year or early 2027.
>>529904473that was very clearly fake.
>>529904473He said itโs still happening and the robobot figure isnโt getting resold until the holiday so Iโm not sure
Drew this super pissed off kirby in honor of The Fourth of July
Man, we are dead. We really need a new trailer soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ajWdpQOa0
>>529900554Similar to robobot in what way
>>529912098Love it, I'll make sure to save it and use it whenever it fits.
>>529912098>>529936738they did it again with donkey kong bananza btw
>>529951505I believe that's just DK having different faces at different times like Mario in Odyssey, he's not inherently angrier in the American version.
>>529951505You really just bit the /v/ bait without thinking, didn't you?
>>529952238you can literally look at the Japanese trailer and see that he isn't angry
>>529876795Kirby isnโt even in this
Should I play Kirby Super Star (SNES), or the remake for the DS?
For some reason I ended up listening to Kirby music yesterday and now I'm getting and itch to play it :p
>>529978782Super Star Ultra is usually considered the superior version.
>>529979319Okay.
Just started playing it. When I have my helper, what is it that happens when I run into it? Seems like Kirby gives it a little smooch and the helper regains hp (???)
>>529981481that happens when you touch your helper after eating, you bird feed it into their mouth
>>529981610Ahhh, I see it now!
