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==NEWS==
>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - Spongebob Reveal:https://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1936589592872063016
>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - Summer Game Fest Trailer:https://youtu.be/3_xAuG3JfIg [Open]
>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - Price Breakdown:https://x.com/sonicstadium/status/1931114573177995627
>New card game Sonic Blitz released download here.https://pad.riseup.net/p/qQuY_QfXPQct68PyFm-e
>Sonic Rumble Global Launch Delayedhttps://sonicrumble.com/GLDelay
>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will be released on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/
==Comics Release Dates==
DC x Sonic the Hedgehog #4 - 25 June 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #79 - 25 June 2025
DC x Sonic the Hedgehog #5 - 16 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #80 - 30 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special - 27 August 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #81 - 03 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026
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So there I was being Sonic Superstar when suddenly
>>528560465Where are Trip's panties
https://x.com/awwlba/status/1937199127839838573
Sonadow Shadally Sonadow Shadally
>>528559823Is this an OC or an archie character?
https://x.com/ughhhh1110/status/1937161105945845842
>>528560532I think the scales are actually scales and not a dress.
submission for the bestie collage
Why do you hate /v/ and /vr/ so much?.
>>528560754Team dark hates rouge because instead of helping she's too busy gagging on human dick
>Here's your IDW fanbase bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Qclepi8dw
Shadow and Maria going on adventures and dates on Earth...
>>528561218Only with Silver
>>528561180a queen and her knight
https://x.com/HSouflee/status/1937061222236524570
>>528560773I thought it was the green cat girl from Freedom Planet
>Shadria
>Silvaze
Can we get some real ships up in here?
>>528561328Maria should've been in Black Knight. I wonder if she'd still be alive.
She'd be neat as a princess or a wizard of some sort.
>>528561218She looks like she fucks blobian women
>>528560773My OC. Sheโs a sphynx cat who uses magic seals empowered by ancient spirits. Their power comes from offering treasure so sheโs always looking for a big score to gain more favor.
Today, I will remind her.
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>>528561584Tails X Rouge
Tails X Amy
Tails X Blaze
Tails X Maria
Tails X Surge
Tails X Whisper
Tails X Tangle
https://files.catbox.moe/vkm58d.mp4
>eidos didn't give Deus Ex for free or announce something
Happy birthday to Eggman, Sonic and SA2 i guess.
https://x.com/seaminglygood/status/1937157104806375494
>>528561676she's just big-boned
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Sex with Amy, Aleena, Sonia, Bernadette, Brenda.
>>528561640The clashing character design always makes me laugh
>>528561485Silvaze if it was good.
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>>528561471Character that people HATED but grew to like ironically then unironically over the years?
>>528562027Bernadette mogs all the other moms
>>528562162where the fuck is eggman
https://x.com/tanukiracoon427/status/1937196205467185455
>>528562243Polishing Metal Sonic
>>528562185>I like spammingWe know
>>528562162>blaze and amy
https://x.com/kou_sonic/status/1937173193405644860
>>528562169> The writing for the main cast becomes so obnoxious and self-referential that an overly-chatty raccoon girl is refreshing by comparison
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>>528561485No. Just No.
Silver is a shy man hiding an absolute chad, he'd strip her of her royalty and chain her to his throne so she can either slurp on his cock or look pretty.
Silver is a god with his telekinetic powers in comparison to the kitty being able to light a torch. He'll be king of the future and she can be his concubine or sex slave.
http://x.com/TazartTheHyena/status/1937246860936196269
>>528562645Chill, nobody is fighting Silverrapefag
>>528560208 (OP)I love Metal Sonic. Even when he jobs.
>>528562645Dude, I fucking like silvelase and even I think that post was tryhard as fuck
>>528562525Marine is fun. None of the characters have fun anymore.
>>528562753You don't know.
You don't get it.
Don't ever imply this isn't a big deal.
>>528561180Maria looks fat in this
>>528562636>>528562880Sonic won't fuck you Amy.
>>528562880>>528562636Yep, she's fat. Those bumps are totally not just clothing folds. She wears a skintight dress. Makes sense.
>>528562884You don't like "silvelase"
You are a fraudster who doesn't understand the real dynamics. This is stolen valor plain and simple, stop it.
has Duo generated Silvouge already or not
Earlier today I started wondering if chipmunks/squirriels are a blacklisted species to the series the same way echidnas seem to be
Is the anon who made this for me around? I got another suggestion if you arenโt too far along
Both Amy and Surge are my favorite female sonic characters, its funny because of how different they are
>>528562880This is why I'm not a fan of that artist/artstyle
The characters look so chonky
>>528562884Mmm Silver and Elise
Blaze suffers from being one of the few girls not to consume ice cream on a regular basis.
>>528563205Well yeah, we can't have anymore Rickys the same way we can't have more Cuckys.
>>528561135>Engagement slop producing fake fan.Now this is the TRUE and HONEST IDW fanbase #SAVETANGLE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Spi2EspcGpA
>>528562645>Silver is a shy manNo, he's straightforward and doesn't hide his feelings. It's one of the differences between him and Sonic.
Where's the bestie collage bro, I have more evidence.
>>528563205Why would they be? The echidnas dying out is a lore concern. Nobody said you cant make a chipmunk OC.
>>528563381No. Evan Stanley said Silver is very insecure and soft.
>>528562601Not really. Especially when certain retards get their hands on it. Which I'm assuming you are
>>528563398Espio gives off chill pedophile vibes.
>>528563398I miss when Amy was like this. Where did the "SOUL" go?
>>528563313Is their a correlation between breast size and consuming dairy products?
>>528563203Kek forgot to save for i only save smut
>>528563279They are two sides of the same coin
>>528563547No. It's genetic and hormonal. That makes absolutely no sense.
>>528563542Eh I grew up with Sonic X and I got bored of their dynamic pretty quickly. I'm glad Amy is different now.
>>528562645>Silver is a god with his telekinetic powers in comparison to the kitty being able to light a torch. He'll be king of the future and she can be his concub-ACK!
>>528559426@grok translate please
>>528563542You know where.
>>528563313Flat chested, insecure, noble, easy to manipulate.
She's perfect.
>>528563054Amy will never beat the fatty allegations.
>>528563672human fucking mobians is inherently sexo concept
>>528563647So true sister. I didn't like Amy when I was a young boy either but thankfully Amy and us transitioned into being better women.
>>528563731If Amy is fat, why isn't Knuckles after her?
>>528563647>I grew up with Sonic XThat explains everything.
>>528563672is silver a faggot
>>528563912The only answer is that Knuckles isn't black
>>528563912because he's not a jogger unlike you
i didn't watch sonic x or satam until recently and they're about the same to me and i really feel like there isn't an actual quality difference between them in any way whatsoever and it just comes down to whether or not franchise accuracy is really important to you
>>528563948clinical case of AIDS
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>>528562448It's quasi-canon.
I can see them being backup for each other if their primary love interest doesn't work out for them.
>>528564037sonic x has rouge's big tits and satam doesn't. It's not a competition
>>528564117You know what? You're right. It's nice to see Rouge's boobs in the last cartoon they will ever be in
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>>528563542she was an annoying bitch
>>528564357blazeโs tail wag is so cute!!!!
>>528561670Nice, sounds like a treasure hunter style character
>pretending to be a Silvazefag to instigate Blazefags
>>528564235>Sonic and Knuckles can't use the ME to go Super>but robots can
>>528564338lol she looks like blaze but pink and fat
>>528564242NGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>528564112>I can see them being backup for each other if their primary love interest doesn't work out for them.I just know you're on the bad end of the autism scale
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>>528564658i've been wondering why sonamyfags have gotten so aggressive lately
Is this what we're gonna do already? Spam shitty ships? The thread literally just started
>>528563432Well, I think they're cute together, their designs and personalities are really good contrasts. I won't let shippers ruin them for me.
>>528564864it's mental illness hours
>>528564747I just find it annoying, but of course I'll be branded a sonamyfag if I speak agaisnt it
>>528564941Coincidentally it's when Blaze started getting talked about. Blazefags really are the worst posters on this general
>>528564545Knuckles didn't say he can't, he said he won't. If he does, he gets a green bubble
>>528564941and the previous thread wasn't?
>>528564996Same. Sonic shipfags say the dumbest things possible to try and justify Sonic being a romantic or sexually active character and arguing with them is pointless because you just end up sounding like a butthurt Sonamyfag
>>528564502When a cat wags its tail that means it's stressed
>>528564591in underground their father must have been yellow
>>528564545Yeah that has been the case for quite a while.
>>528565115How is dumb for Sonic to be sexually active?
>>528564542whose been drawin dicks
Uwuver is abhorrent. An abomination. Abhorrent. Dreadful. Disgusting. Awful. Horrible. Ugly. Sickening. Hideous. Dreadful. Abominable. Repulsive. Revolting. Nauseating. Undesirable. Detestable. Despicable. Atrocious.
>>528564747Lately? If anything they've mellowed out
>>528565059>Knuckles didn't say he can't, he said he won'tWhat convenient excuse does he give?
>If he does, he gets a green bubbleLike Heroes? Useless rock.
>>528565206Yeah, I just find it lame.
>>528565235I mean in a serious in-franchise context not a logistical one. As in the fact that the topic of sex will obviously not be broached in Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>528565232Bros reposting it like its funny and cool. That post was dumb when it was posted and he clearly had an agenda of his own
>>528565232this is absolutely the kind of person that imagins having arguments on the internet inside their skull
>>528565359They don't breach the topic of using the bathroom either. Does that mean Sonic characters don't use the bathroom?
>>528565353>What convenient excuse does he give?"It is not my place to use the Emerald's power."
>Like Heroes?Yesn't. Like All Stars Racing 1
>useless rockIt's still a power up
>>528565542You havent been in the stupid conversations I have been in
>>528565501you'll be scared when I workshop some sick owns to do on you (brow furrows as I lay awake in bed)
If you like mania, you don't like Sonic
>>528565628More people should draw Silver with a neutral expression or a frown.
Any female character with any personality is a lesbian, coincidence?
>>528565640Shoulders? AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>528565802>the vast majority of Sonic enjoyers do not enjoy SonicWhat is Sonic then?
>>528565749No. we're going down this instant. no prep time.
>>528565854you joke but there are actual people who think this way
>>528565854No, men dull a women's light
>>528565984*kicks you in the ass, hard*
>>528565802>If you like good Sonic games, you don't like SonicWe've finally reached "Mania isn't good" stockholm syndrome gravy train.
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>WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
>>528565501>four eyebrowsI hate IDW
Bros. I got a niche Sonic detail incorrect. I have failed the wind. I don't know how to repent.
>>528564242This is extremely sexual
>>528565860>"Whisper, will you put on the outfit again?"
Making fun of Silver isn't as amusing now that the character's been destroyed and turned into something unrecognizable.
>>528566130>four eyebrowsWhere?
>>528566052.........that hurt... *starts pulling your nose*
>>528566185That's hot, that's hot, post more silvisper.
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>>528566128This is what Windfags want to take away from us. We can't let them.
>>528566128Cheer him up with nonconsensual petting.
Gaijin crossover paypiggies shelling out for SpongeBob and TMNT
>>528561471Big also likes to fish...
>>528566196>His body isn't made of 99% testosterone
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>>528564747>make image of Amy being a cuck so large he won't post in the near future cvz of 4MB limit>it's sonamyfags who have gotten so aggressive lately
>>528566393Are people actually going to buy that shit? I could see buying miku, or actual sonic character, but spongebob?
Do kids even watch spongebob anymore?
Gold likes Silver as a bestie.
>>528564658and to think you complain about other people making collages
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>>528564903>>528565045technically it was already part of the collage (near the top, right beside "Sonic's self-proclaimed girlfriend") but here's a little tweak
>>528566462Miku is free. The real take is that Japan won't buy the season pass.
>>528566462>Do kids even watch spongebob anymore?Nope. It's pretty much a show that people in their 20s watch as children would rather watch anime instead since the western animation industry's been dying for awhile now.
>>528566642Are you conflating eyebrows and eyelids? Or are you arguing eyebrows make the simultaneous use of eyelids irrelevant?
>>528566692better than the previous one but that's not a high bar
>>528566642>>528566838Fuck off, classicfags.
>>528566857Fat dopey looking Sal
Cute
>>528566692The threads have been ass for a while now. Every time there's a good thread it seems to be a fluke or due to the occasional banwave.
It would be nice if moderators paid attention to this place like they used to.
>>528566462Spongebob is still insanely relevant all things considered. Paramount just owns a bit of Nick iirc and already have a good relationship with Sega thanks to the film trilogys success. So it makes sense that they'll shove Nick slop into the game via dlcs.
>>528566160Unlike Boom, which is actual westshit, it was an actual solid product. Refuse to admit otherwise, especially since Sonic Team couldn't make a good classic Sonic game after the high of Mania.
>>528566692Same shit, different day
>>528566779Why does Japanese art have more warnings than art?
i'm ready to submit a story for the /sthg/ comic
i just need to be paid in advance
>>528567171Do you think they knew when they made this that Sonic would just become Surge's most popular ship pairing
>>528566434Why would anyone hate Cream this much
>>528565850Saaju Basuketo!
>>528566825No, I'm not, they give him four eyebrows. See
>>528566838>>528566958It's a universal principle. Sonic never had four brows in Adventure art.
>>528567237Don't think they knew because Ian is retarded
>>528567164Idk, they're big on respecting the artist to the point they go overboard. Cultural thing I guess.
http://x.com/Bommy_04/status/1937083182849114487
>Silver fans start writing Silver
>He takes on his personality from a 2007 fanfic
>Shadow fans start writing Shadow
>They use 06 as a starting point every time
>Surge fans start writing Surge
what will happen?
>>528567643not enough cunni posting
>>528567672There are three kinds of Surge fans. Either she stays a villain with Kit and gradually becomes good at that, she becomes tsundere for Sonic and Kit disappears, or she's subjected to endless ryona no matter what she does.
>>528567672She either becomes a carpet muncher who wants to steal Amy from Sonic or a generic tsundere for him
>>528567672>Comparing two game characters to a comic OC who'll be vaulted after her comic gets cancelled.
>>528567957Where is Bernadette
>>528567984I thought she was pulling his intestines for a second there.
>>528562645Posts like this remind me just how much Silvazefags hate Silver and Blaze.
>>528567171What was the point of surge if she just jobbed instantly? She barely beat whisper with a power up, and only because her power up happened to hard counter whisper.
>>528566434remember when Yuji Naka sperged out on the Americans who told them that Sega was considered a dying uncle brand? I'm starting to think he was ahead of the curve when I see things like that
>>528567672>[Shadow fans] use 06 as a starting point every timeWhere did you get this from? They don't. Not at all.
Surge exists purely to make the Angst Sonic and Metal Sonic have stronger by adding a 2nd schizo into the equation. Change my mind.
>>528567012>owns a bit of NickHow out of the loop can you be? Paramount and Nickelodeon are owned by the same parent company of Viacom
>>528567672Most surge fans want her to be a tsundere, so nothing good.
>>528567672What would happen if Blaze fans wrote Blaze?
>>5285679031 and 3 are good
>>528567903Only the second is good
>>528564586AHDH, I swear.
>>528562027*ahem*
Sex with Amy.
Sex with Honey.
Sex with Tikal.
Sex with Rouge.
Sex with Vanilla.
Sex with Cream.
Sex with Cosmo.
Sex with Wave.
Sex with Blaze.
Sex with Marine.
Sex with Shade.
Sex with Sticks.
Sex with Trip.
Sex with Ariem.
Sex with Sally.
Sex with Nicole.
Sex with Bunnie.
Sex with Tekno.
Sex with Ebony.
Sex with Mina.
Sex with Sonia.
Sex with Aleena.
Sex with Bernadette.
Sex with Brenda.
Sex with Rosemary.
Sex with Conquering Storm.
Sex with Julie-Su.
Sex with Lien-Da.
Sex with Fiona.
Sex with Thunderbolt.
Sex with Clover.
Sex with Cassia.
Sex with Gold.
Sex with Tangle.
Sex with Whisper.
Sex with Lanolin.
Sex with Jewel.
Sex with Surge.
Sex with Conducter's Wife.
Sex with Tiara.
Sex with Bump.
Sex with Sage.
Sex with Bait.
Sex with Lurk.
Sex with Tempest.
Sex with Custard.
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>>528566434What's with Genesis fan specifically disliking Cream?
>>528568181Ian's vision for Surge ended at Issue 50 and Evan isn't as good a visionary so she had Surge shuffle in her sneakers until Ian came back to help reestablish that Surge wants to be a hero now.
If Evan never took over Ian would've had a larger grander vision
>>528568285Metal Sonic should have wiped the floor with Surge when they fought and she should have become his personal soldier.
>>528564586There is no 'good end' of the autism scale
>>528567672The people want a tsundere
>>528568607Gabs and Silverrapefag are two sides of the same coin, but at least Silverrapefag is funny
>>528568326>How out of the loop can you be?I don't care about kid TV shows anymore Zoomie. I just vaguely remember because as far as I knew, Paramount was a sinking ship prior to the Sonic films. I'm not very into that side of media consumption like you are.
>>528568591Why are IDW defenders so fucking stupid?
>>528568390I didn't draw that
>>528568804I didn't say it would be good nigger. I just said he had a vision, which he fucking did. It wasn't a good one but it was a vision nonetheless, which Evan only ever had for Belle and then never again because everyone shat on Belle.
>>528568727This emits 2007 energy
>>528568548you missed one
https://files.catbox.moe/7yd724.jpeg
>>528568906I was thinking the same thing. It's weird how old it looks
>>528568548You can't survive all that!
Surge needs to pressure Cream to be a better hero, she's the one with the power to beat Eggman
>>527912342Timelapse: https://files.catbox.moe/w1a3qv.mp4
>>528568894Ian specifically said that he didn't want Surge getting redeemed into a hero, even after Evan started fucking with her. You're making shit up to defend Ian being a pushover because you're retarded and have no idea what you're talking about. All I want to know is why are you even bothering?
>>528568606Like I mentioned in last thread, Metal Sonic jobs because writers are afraid of how strong they have made him. So they purposely have to sandbag him narratively to make things fair for his opponent. Surge realistically has no chance. Unfortunately this means Metal is simply a character that exists to make characters look better.
>>528568548>Thanks for that, now I shall bring death in return
Hey bros, we getting Mephiles redemption in a future game?
>>528569254>Ian specifically said that he didn't want Surge getting redeemed into a heroAnd this never happened because Surge never got redeemed. She didn't become a hero out of good, she's a hero out of selfishness out for praise. Which is actually pretty new and interesting for Sonic all things considered
>>528569254>>528568894If I'm following along right, Ian wanted Surge to be a permanent villain, Evan decided to redeem her, Ian isn't undoing the redeeming because he doesn't want to pull a penders and get into an editing war with his cowriter
That right?
>>528569404Mephiles shouldn't exist, but this franchise is so starved for recurring villains
Also, this is OOC
>>528569508Its not ooc they literally explain it
There is not a single Sonturdgefag that understands the characters. It's almost impressive how delusional and fanfic-brained they are. They literally ignore everything about both characters just to force their shitty enemies-to-lovers fanfiction garbage. Surge fucking HATES Sonic with every fiber of her being - it's not some cutesy tsundere bullshit, she wants him DEAD because of what Starline did to her. Durrhurrdurrrr "green girl mean to blue boy omg they should kiss he should mindbreak her into a generic waifushit fuckmeat trophywife"
It's the same retarded logic that infected every other fandom. Take two characters with actual conflict and depth, strip away everything that makes them interesting, and turn them into generic romance template trope #47. They don't give a shit about Surge's trauma or her legitimate grievances, they just want another "bad girl gets fixed by good guy" power fantasy.
They even butcher IDW Sonic's character which in itself is a butchering of the real Sonic. Apparently they think Mr. "I don't force my beliefs on others" is going to emotionally manipulate a mentally damaged teenager into loving him. "B-b-but she could be redeemed!!!" Missing the entire fucking point that Surge works BECAUSE she's an irredeemable consequence of Sonic's world. She's not meant to be saved. But god forbid we have interesting character dynamics or a rare female villain character when we could have more bland shipping slop instead. Sonurge is for people who look at a traumatized character study and think "but what if it was porn and I could jerk off to it?"
Sonurgefaggots are trash and deserve to be insulted whenever they post. They don't deserve peace of mind. You don't understand shit if you think reducing Surge's complex trauma into waifu bait is good writing.
>>528569548>hastily written slop to justify the artNo
>>528569580Nice fucking blog post, retard.
>>528569497>Evan decided to redeem herAgain this never happened
>he doesn't want to pull a penders and get into an editing war with his cowriterThis isn't even ever going to happen because they all consult each other. Everything Evan and Ian do they run by the other. Ian just doesn't put his foot down and say "hey actually this is a shitty way to use my character" or "this sucks actually lets fix this story up a bit"
Ian not sacking up is why Surge became lame
>>528569508It has the same issue that the superman movies have, in that they always over focus on Lex and maybe sometimes Zod and every other villian is throwaway.
Only femcels don't understand Sonurge.
>>528569548Redeemnic is IC then. he literally explains himself whenever possible
>OOC>OOC, Japan
> Oh, this looks pretty cool--FUCK
>>528569497That, as well as the fact that Evan took over as head writer so he lost the ability to stop her regardless. He doesn't even sound happy when he's explaining it either, he sounds like his hands are tied behind his back.
>>528568926>r63 SonicThat shouldn't be hot, but it is.
>>528569731Is this ship the wind?
>>528569643They have shown us the process in the past. These arts go through an approval process where this discuss if it makes sense to even put a bandage on Silver's quill. Its not hastily written, its literally the vision of the piece
>>528569240spoilers for the next IDW issue
>>528569508What's OOC about it?
>>528569782Yes because the wind fucks everything
>>528569741Redeemnic contradicts Sonic's past
This Mephiles art doesn't contradict Mephiles' past, but in case you're a braindead retard like Twitter's population (aka the target audience of that pic), they offer an explanation to add some clarity
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>>528569749OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE KING IS HERE BABYYYYY
>>528569731A specific poster seems to get very angry at sonurge and shadally
>>528569782no because it requires sonic forcing his will on others it's the antiwind.
>>528569357Metal Sonic should be written more like Griffith from Berserk or Aizen from Bleach. He should be the bigger bad that eclipses Eggman's threat level, he's even more powerful than Eggman intended, and everyone should have to take extreme measures to take him down. Let him destroy characters, at least wounding them and taking them out of commission for a while just to show he doesn't fuck around and he's not a pushover.
>>528569996hmm I wonder who that poster might be
>>528570109 I'm not listening to someone who wants to put Eggman down
>>528569580Sonurge is entirely pushed by guys that are universally hated by everyone, but are SO narcissistic that they think literally ever girl is in the wrong for hating them, and that they just need to correct them with their penis.
It is a literal rape ship for coomers, incels, and self inserters that couldn't care less about the franchise outside of porn. They think Sonurge is about love because they've never actually been loved or respected by anyone, and don't know what it even feels like.
>>528569720Metal Sonic and Sage antagonists in a game where Eggman isn't present would fix this problem.
>>528569404He's a literal demon that hates all living things on principle, there's no redeeming him.
Happy Birthday Sonic also known as the wind
Its still the 23rd of June for 30 more minutes where i live
>>528569404why is Mephiles looking so melancholy here? the fuck does he have to be sad about? more "we want our villains to be relatable" garbage
>>528570276I'm not interested in "cutesy loli bosses around the murder bot and he has NO choice but to listen!"
>>528570315"I want to fuck my brother" out of 5
>>528570186That was your sole takeaway from that post?
>>528570315alternate incestuous sonamy
>>528570330>the fuck does he have to be sad aboutthe whole plot of the game is him trying to reunite with his other half
>more "we want our villains to be relatable" garbageYou're retarded
>>528570186Metal Sonic is an extension of Eggman's genius and hubris that grew beyond his capabilities.
Spongebob and Sonic vs Sonic alone
>>528570443>the whole plot of the game is him trying to reunite with his other halfthen why isn't that reflected in the art? why are we looking at some god being sitting in ice parlor looking like he has nothing better he could be doing?
>>528569240I enjoy your whisper art. I feel like it walks a fine line without coming off too mean spirited.
>>528570581Miku and Sonic*
>>528570330>the fuck does he have to be sad about?He can't eat
>>528570234Sonurge is only liked by incels that women hate. That's why they indulge in self-insert fantasies about Sonic mindbreaking a woman who hates him into loving him. They're genetic dead-ends who will never have sex or a woman who loves them.
>>528570673that makes the whole image even more retarded, he would already know that
>>528570330He's surrounded by good lifeforms, he's in a world he hates.
>>528570652Sometimes you just have to bide your time and let your plans unfold before you can make your next move.
>>528570357How about "Coldhearted strategist realizes Eggman is too caught up in wasting his time building themeparks and having fun to actually win against his ultimate foe, so she teams up with the ultimate murder machine in order to destroy Sonic behind Eggman's back once and for all"?
I genuinely feel like there's some incredibly cool stuff you could do with the two of them.
>>528569580I've been saying the entire time the only way Sonurge could ever work is Surge would need to beat the ever loving shit out of Sonic or nearly kill him first before working up to any sort of friendship, nevermind romance.
>>528570357How about Metal Sonic strategically manipulates the cutesy loli into being his subservient helper?
>>528568548>creamwhat did he mean by this
>>528570109I think Flynn did very well with his first arc venture with Metal. Making out to be a major threat and as a successor to Eggman. And doing fairly well with handling Sonic and co. Problem is that he immediately goes back to the same song and dance afterwards. Again I'd love for another Heroes-like storyline again, I felt the stakes were high when Metal was involved. Lets just have faith the film adds a bit more aura points
>>528570357Much better than the alternative.
>>528570871> strategist realizes Eggman is too caught up in wasting his time building themeparks and having fun to actually win against his ultimate foeSo...a more competent Starline?
i'm glad sally is dead i wish her fans would die too
>>528570871Sage is supposed to support Eggman's goals with full conviction. It doesn't make sense she would disregard his main aims. She does think she knows better but it would manifest in advisement. Going behind his back to beat Sonic is kind of anti-her. Especially when her view of Sonic is more nuanced and open than Eggman's
>I genuinely feel like there's some incredibly cool stuff you could do with the two of themThere is. Whether they like or hate each other there's potential either avenue
>>528569657is this ass canon
>>528569580>Sonurge is for people who look at a traumatized character study and think "but what if it was porn and I could jerk off to it?"Pretty much. Some people are way too porn brained.
>>528570856>He's surrounded by good lifeforms, he's in a world he hateswhy would he care about how good humanity is?
>Sometimes you just have to bide your time and let your plans unfold before you can make your next moveand we're to assume this was hundreds of years until he met Silver? he didn't try to recombine himself at all on his own at least once?
>>528571010Metal Sonic unironically does not have the capacity to do that.
>>528571086>I think Flynn did very well with his first arc venture with Metal.If you're talking about the NEO Metal arc in IDW, I'd strongly disagree.
>>528570315This reminds me of that comic with Scourge banging Sonia and she later tells him that her brother Sonic would be pissed if they find them together. He then gives off a thousand year stare after hearing that.
>>528570949>Surge would need to beat the ever loving shit out of Sonic or nearly kill him first before working up to any sort of friendshipFunny, what you described is close to my story pitch
>>528567652>VA: Nika Futterman
I legit feel bad for the people who don't understand Sonurge and how fun it is.
>>528570871incredibly ooc, Sage likes Sonic, she values that he saved her father's life. Eggman would be furious to find out that his creations went behind his back to destroy his #1 enemy. It's not about killing him, it's about proving HIMSELF superior. Eggman not having a hand in it completely defeats that point. You're just describing Starline with extra steps.
>>528571267He already did do things like that in Heroes, he manipulated the other teams to get their lifeform data.
>>528571483He probably had Eggman's biodata to make him a better planner.
>>528571454People rightfully shit on IDW but I do like the version of eggman they made.
>>528570949The issue is that Surge would rather fucking die a brutal death than ever consider romance with IDW Sonic, and even if you swapped him for Game Sonic/Windnic she'd STILL not like him for preferring adventure and lounging around while there's still villains and criminals ruining people's lives and turning people into victims like her. Sonic won't change no matter what, and Surge hates him for it, end of story.
>>528570665Uh, seems to be made entirely out of spite for this stupid character but if you say so.
>>528571454While I agree with her post technically Sage killing Sonic would be ok because Eggman creates Sage so its still him winning. Its the same reason he was more than ok, even expectant, of Infinite killing Sonic. Infinite's power was Eggman's genius, Eggman's creation
That all said I wouldn't mind if Sage went behind his back and failed because Sonic is Sonic
>>528571552>>528571483Metal has Sonic's life data and the access of a highly advanced computer brain. This is just Sonic working on 300%
>>528569580it sounds like you don't like sonurge
>>528570109Honestly Metal sonic should be more like Albert Wesker, In that a manufactured psychopath who long surpassed that guy who created him and who's evil vision eclipses his maker.
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>>528570665I'm glad it doesn't come across too mean. I don't like IDW, but I don't despise it enough to make hate art. The Whisperg comic and drawings are purely for the humor.
>>528571454>It's not about killing him, it's about proving HIMSELF superior.He didn't seem to mind when Sonic got cyber corrupted
>>528571558How would you approach this situation without instantly spilling your spaghetti?
>>528571697The OVA isn't canon.
>>528571446You don't feel bad for anyone other than yourself. That's why you feel owed to everyone's love and attention at all times, despite not being able to realize why everyone hates you.
>>528569993Yeah yeah yeah! It's my favorite villain, rapist mcgee!
I love how much fans hate him, the more people hate him the better his character works.
>>528571692>Its the same reason he was more than ok, even expectant, of Infinite killing Sonic. Infinite's power was Eggman's genius, Eggman's creationwhich Eggman ordered to do as such, having Sage go behind his back is not her taking orders or following his vision.
>>528571763>"My last regret is i didnt do him in myself"
>>528569580>Durrhurrdurrrr "green girl mean to blue boy omg they should kiss he should mindbreak her into a generic waifushit fuckmeat trophywife">It's the same retarded logic that infected every other fandom. Take two characters with actual conflict and depth, striphave you ever actually seen an anime with a tsundere love interest? this is kind of the formula.
>>528571859By Sage being an Eggman creation, anything she does in the interest of his goals is within following his orders and vision.
>>528569580>complex traumaKEK
>>528571454>It's not about killing him, it's about proving HIMSELF superior.https://youtu.be/rpViSHn51v4?si=gG5UL2cDXqfzlDwL
>>528571823more for my sonegg folder
>>528571930if she's going behind his back it means that she's not taking orders directly from Eggman. Starline was also acting on behalf of Eggman's best interests and still had his shit clocked
>>528571838I'll take him over hellokitty slop
>>528571872Just ignore it, they're only posting anti-Sonurge stuff to spite a namefag.
>>528572036You will die alone.
Metal Sonic isn't allowed to speak anymore because words are power, and Metal Sonic is actually incredibly intelligent. He already exceeds Sonic's capabilities, he's already got insane willpower, he's already capable of orchestrating complicated schemes. If he was able to speak, to reason, to goad, to manipulate, it would add a whole new dimension to his threat level, mence, and agency, whole new avenues of what he's capable of doing in this world, and the reason they won't do that ties back into this guy's post
>>528569357Metal Sonic is a big bad in chains because the Eggman is afraid to unleash the monster he created. And the writers are too.
>>528571276I can see why youd disagree. But honestly before it all went to shit, he definitely made Metal a pretty cool antagonist for the time. Again my issue is that he goes back to the same song and dance afterwards. Proceeds to get a moment of existential clarity during the virus arc but then proceeds to sit there and be a shit jobber machine afterwards. Its just wasted potential all things considered. Again I do hope we get a year of Metal alongside the film to cement more adoration for him, instead of trying him as a side piece.
>>528571483>>528571552Yeah Metal Sonic is only as calculative as Eggman can be, which makes sense since he is the first person he can bio-copy. So he can essentially work well combined with Sage's advisory role she can have alongside him.
>>528570871>Coldhearted strategist realizes Eggman is too caught up in wasting his time building themeparks and having fun to actually win against his ultimate foe, so she teams up with the ultimate murder machine in order to destroy Sonic behind Eggman's back once and for all"?Besides going behind Eggman's back thing, this is a wonderful idea. They can work very well together. The dynamic potential is massive. They struck gold with having another character interwoven with Eggman/Metal Sonic dynamics rather than another shitter we won't see after the initial game.
>>528572079Eggman didn't create Starline
>>528572249Is this purposefully supposed to be archie sonic?
>>528571672Nah you can tell he's just having a laugh. Whisper is never seriously shit on in any of these.
>>528572301that's not the point, the point is Eggman wants to give direct orders when it comes to attacking Sonic. He doesn't want others meddling in their battles unless he directs them. Reading comprehension, please.
>>528571132>>528571183>>528571454I understand these things, that's why I think would it would make for an interesting plot. Sage values her creator above all else, and despite accepting Sonic's help in saving Eggman, she still states that the world is Eggman's to conquer. Sage not understanding that Eggman enjoys his bouts of rivalry with Sonic, and simply wishing to claim the world for Eggman by any means necessary would be neat, even if the arc ends with her realizing that Eggman's "inefficient" actions are actually on purpose for the sake of pride and revelry, despite not understanding it herself.
>more character potential talk
None of this shit is actually going to happen
>528571965
anti-sonurge rants are the only pieces of text where I can see people taking IDW's "conflict and trauma" seriously, it's so funny.
>Metal Sonic is the greater threat
I feel he should always be the second to last boss like CD and Chaotix.
>>528572507this. it's hilarious
>>528571773"Mind if I join you?"
When do we get Super Shadow again?
>>528572482Shut up nigga. Why are you not calling out shitpost and ship spam? Your agenda is clear
>>528572665You have no rizz
>>528572449This is shitting on someone. I think the humor is representing the character in such a shitty way that it full circles to being hilarious from how much the character is being shitted on.
The hilarity comes from the extreme.
>>528572654> I WILL SAVE AMY'S FUTURE
>>528566169Does this imply Blaze has seen people get possessed by demons before?
>>528572710Paragraph long posts fellating each other on a bunch of what-ifs is more annoying
>>528572791>This is shitting on someone.Whisper isn't real.
>>528572784Nta but you destroyed 10 years worth of self-esteem
>>528572867That's not even part of the argument.
>>528572857>Talking about cool Sonic ideas in the Sonic the Hedgehog General is annoyingAre you going to say that talking about cool gameplay concepts is annoying next? Why the hell are you even here?
>>528572784I wouldn't be there to "rizz," I just want to hang out in a hot tub with Blaze and talk about her Empire.
>>528572950if this is your work, this is fantastic anon
>>528573059To discuss what Sonic is, not what Sonic "could be". Go write a fanfic or something if you want someone to boost your ego
If you hate Sonurge, you didn't go to school.
>>528572265Beautifully put Anon. I forgot to add this on a previous post but Flynn did ruin the rebellious attitude Neo had with Heroes. But I still think it was a very strong display of how insanely above league he is when he is put in charge. Neo felt like an escape from the chains Eggman placed on him in Heroes. So to see it boggle down to sheer loyalty hinders that unique trait Metal Neo had. But I love when the story allows him to be on cloud 9, even if it eventually means he's back into being restrained both in-universe and writing wise
>>528573195Ignore him, let him be a misanthrope.
>>528573195So what have you been posting about as of recent?
>>528573058After reading the preview I have no clue what the fuck mimics master plan was. Why meet her in a public place at all when he could just pretend to be tangle in private?
>>528573065Then there's no "how do you talk to them without spilling spaghetti" situation.
>>528573207Ian didn't ruin that. That's the official canon which goes beyond him.
>>528560208 (OP)It's nice King Sonic and Queen Sally were able to give these two jobs. I bet they do a great job looking after little Sonia and Manic.
>>528573065Unironically based and windpilled. Blaze would probably like you.
>>528573482That's how I'd do it, if I tried to act like a pickup artist I would spill my spaghetti.
>>528573482Just be a hoochie daddy that works for me and I'm awkward as shit
>>528573618Best ship hands down
Knuxouge is kinda weird because why would Rouge want to settle down with Knuckles?
>accomplished government spy
>business owner
>international jewel thief
Give all that up to go settle with some hick on a floating rock?
What did you guys get Spongebob for his spinoff's birthday?
>>528572482>Anon is pissed that Metalchads are actually making an /sthg/ thread tolerable for onceLove to see it.
>>528573576Ian wasn't allowed to write another story where Metal rebels against Eggman for the same reasons he's not allowed to visit Silver's future.
This doesn't mean that Silver's future does fucking exist, just like how it doesn't mean that Metal no longer wants to rebel.
Ian is an idiot, and you're retarded for still trying to defend his idiocy.
>>528573618I think it would be pretty kino if maid Amy and maid Surge molested Manic
>>528573817Yeah but echidna penis
>>528573817she's also racist
>>528572791As a whisper enjoyer her being a dumb crybaby is part of the appeal
>>528573817He's hot and technically rich because he has his own island and giant gem
http://x.com/irregularcloudi/status/1937275794876957144
>>528560208 (OP)do you guys think the new racing game will have motorcycles?
>>528574097Why should I care? I'm not buying slopworlds.
>>528573993Not worth it. A good quick lay, but nothing to settle down over.
>>528574001She's right about this too.
>>528574032>hotSure but again, that's not worth it in comparison.
>technically richTechnically doesn't mean shit here though.
>>528574097probably not
>>528574212I don't think that question applied to you then.
>>528573817At the end of SA2 she flat out says she wants to move on from her line of work. Sega just forgot, like they did with all the other character development in the adventure games.
A good bit of their SA2 interactions are also dedicated to growing more interested in each other, especially after knuckles saves her life.
>>528574097The extreme gear is basically the motorcycles in Crossworlds. I wish it gave the characters a Riders racing outfit too
>>528573817Much like Rouge's dynamic with Shadow, she wants to get the loner to open up out of his shell and live life to the fullest, not to mention that Knuckles is just an all around cool and kindhearted guy with an affinity for treasure hunting and an understanding for priceless jewels. She also clearly likes to tease him from time to time.
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>>528574243Rouge likes gems. Knuckles has a giant gem. She can get half custody and a 4 headed cock.
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If way past cool attitude be something you wish,
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>>528569580trvke turgefags will NEVER recover
>>528574001This was when she gives him the emerald she spends the entire game hunting for back. She just didn't want to seem altruistic.
>>528573880Those aren't the same reasons. Silver's future is something they don't want anyone else touching. Metal not rebelling is written down as part of the character now, it's lore that isn't violated, hasn't been since Free Riders
Mariofags are speculating that Bananza Pauline is Mario's daughter.
>>528574415So they don't like each other? Rouge would only be with knuckles to get his things, not for who he is? Yeah, knuxouge is toxic as hell. No wonder it fell off. But to be fair
>give up he emerald or die, I don't love you!They told us it'd never work from the beginning.
>>528574326>Rouge escaped being stuck on Angel IslandGood for her.
>>528574370>she wants to get the loner to open up out of his shell and live life to the fullestSonic already challenges that, and no Rouge being a girl doesn't make it worthwhile to repeat.
>Knuckles is just an all around cool and kindhearted guySure/
>with an affinity for treasure hunting and an understanding for priceless jewelsLimited to Angel Island, where as Rouge can go anywhere she wants.
>>528574415This is a lame reason.
>>528574326>she flat out says she wants to move on from her line of workNo she doesn't. Know what you're talking about before you shit on Sega.
You did play a Sonic game today right?
Rouge doesn't care much for knuckles. She just thinks it's funny to mess with him because he's retarded. Saying she likes him because she "flirts" or "teases" him doesn't mean anything because she does that with everyone.
>>528574832I haven't played a Sonic game since Frontiers came out. Didn't beat it btw.
>"Dr. Eggman, I know my main directive is to only create a network of tunnels, but I found Sonic and managed to bury him alive. I had to go against my logic, but he's deader than dead and you can now rule unoppo...!"
>Eggman grabs Burrobot by the head and repeatedly slams it against a wall
>"YOU WEREN'T"
>*Slam*
>"SUPPOSE TO"
>*Slam*
>"DESTROY HIM!!"
>*SLAM*
>Burrobots head is now just a flatten sheet of metal with wires and cords dangling from it's body
>"Unless it's a given order, ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO DESTROY HIM!!"
>Sage reviews the surveillance cam and see Sonic spin dashing out of the rubble
>"Shit fuck, he's still kickin pops..."
>"Good, now bring me the head of Sonic The Hedgehog!"
>as Eggman exits he eats 4 badniks on guard duty and wobbles away
>>528574796Open your earholes
https://youtu.be/CHHitu8726k?si=6tPhuaABGOCDtNiF&t=145
>can't believe women can be shallow
This general really is mostly female.
>>528574930Twisting a situation with an incredibly stretched interpretation to suit your preference is known as coping.
>>528574598>Silver's future is something they don't want anyone else touching.That is exactly the same as SEGA not wanting anyone to make a certain kind of story for Metal.
>Metal not rebelling is written down as part of the character now, it's lore that isn't violated, hasn't been since Free Riders>Being enslaved against your will means you no longer desire to be freeYou are incapable of reading between the lines, and need everything explained to you in the finest detail in order to pick up on things. No wonder you defend Ian.
>>528575003Yeah so see how you sent me the dub and I sent the original Japanese properly translated? Shut up now
>>528575046AND GAY MEN
Don't forget about us
>>528575078Metal officially does not HAVE the capacity to crave freedom anymore. Again, not Ian's call, that is Sega's Metal
>>528575089What if Sonic had a daughter?
>>528575046That explains why this general doesn't play video games
>>528575207He does her name is Surge and she's his child with Shadow
>>528575085Even in your superior nipponese she says the emeralds aren't worth the trouble. Only to go back to being obsessed with them in all later games.
>>528574326>A good bit of their SA2 interactions are also dedicated to growing more interested in each other, especially after knuckles saves her life.Shipfag revisionism. They have like 3 minutes of "interactions" in that game. All the ending let's us know is that they're no longer interested in killing each other. Are you the guy who tried claiming that them eating a hot dog next to each other at sonic's birthday was them having dinner together? Lol
>>528571987thanks for more sonegg fuel
>>528574713The whole point of Knuckles being a dutiful and responsible character is that he's giving up on what he wants in order to defend Angel Island and the ME for the greater good of the world. If it wasn't for his responsibilities, Knuckles would be traveling the whole world searching for lost treasures and ancient artefacts, but chooses to play the role of a guardian instead because of how good of a person he is. That's the whole thematic conundrum with Knuckles.
>>528575046there's only like 3 women here
>>528574352That is an awesome and adorable outfit for Amy, is that official or did the fan artist come up with it? I would love if CrossWorlds had alternate racing outfits like that.
Hey faggots, green text story but add one line in a reply.
>Sonic walked up to Eggman's front door of his eggbase, eyes burning in anger.
>>528575143Sometimes I think I'm the only straight man here. Surge and Amy coomers are probably lesbians.
>>528575341Knuckles needs someone that doesn't have a much more rich and storied life to give up who they are in order to shoulder that burden with him. Someone who's life isn't that interesting on her own and is enhanced by being his girl.
>>528575183Again, you're making this up entirely. You're deluded, and I'm not going to bother with you anymore.
>>528575442>"Eggman, how could you? I thought you loved me," Sonic tightens his fists
>>528575319No, but I'd like to see you explain why rouge gives him back the master emerald shards she has. After spending all game trying to steal it for herself.
This is well before they all team up and decide to use the master emerald to stop the ark.
>>528575442>And Spongebob was there, standly proudly on top of the corpses of the entire classic cast.
>>528569657this would be 10 times better if she was flat
Amy is undeniable Sonic's bestie
Where's the leaks i must see him!
>>528575183Then he wouldn't even be Metal Sonic anymore, even if that was a mandate it's so dumb it should be pushed back and stricken down.
>>528575319>Shipfag revisionism.Something tells me this might be projection.
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>>528574968That whole Eggman yelling at Starline about killing Sonic was so fucking retarded. Once again, Ian confused Sonic and Eggman for Batman and Joker.
Eggman doesn't care about "winning" the fucking game. He's not thinking about the right characters.
Eggman in character
>Got Chaos to kill Sonic for him>Left a golem to kill Sonic for him>Ejected Sonic into space just to get rid of him>Called Infinite a retard for not just killing Sonic when he had a chance>When he saw Sonic dead at the end of time, he didn't throw a tantrum, just remarked about how this ruins their chances of winning
>>528575847Why do you need to know this information?
>>528575680>Eggman edge close to Sonic's ear and whispers, "no homo."
>>528575704I'm okay with surge having a little titty, but not much. Blaze should stay the undisputed flat queen.
>>528575729Wrong, Tails and Knuckles are his best friends.
>>528569580Sonic and Surge could have this...
>>528575974>Sonic reels back, "But, but, you're balls deep Shadow's ass RIGHT NOW!"
>>528575775>if that was a mandate it's so dumb it should be pushed back and stricken down.Don't worry, it isn't. It's just Ian misreading the games as well as basic instructions and fucking up the characters as a result.
It's just like how Ian came up with Redeemnic despite it going completely against how Sonic acts around his villains in the games, all because he tried to "reason" why nobody's killed Eggman yet.
>>528575847>bisexuals>in my /sthg/PICK A SIDE
Sonurge is fun because of all the implications behind it.
>>528575207I would hate it since is not remotely in character for him. If I wanted that, I would just reach Archie, wouldn't surprise me if sonic was a dad, uncle, cousin, brother or whatever to a bunch of different characters.
>>528576017MY KING
MY DUKES
I KNEEL
>>528575282They're speaking in the context of their current adventure. That's why she says "this time" and "i'll call it even". Because it relates to her current priority.
>>528575319SA2 is the simplest story to understand. Why do so many anons like you and Archiedowfags fail to grasp it?
>>528576134I'm with you but I'm sad to see the Ian vitriol overshadow your love for Metal in this discussion.
>>528576083>Taming>MindrapeAt least you aren't hiding it.
>>528575393I think is a random design from the artist. I wish the cast had different outfits but I don't think they have the budget for that anymore.
Does Blaze have any siblings?
>>528576104>Shadow looks back, getting absolutely pounded by Eggman's seven inch monster and smirks, "I am the ultimate lifeform, I transcend homosexuality."
>>528576458She is alt universe sonic so it depends if he does anymore.
>>528576487>Amy stands in a nearby doorway picking scabs off of her wrinkly elbow covered in dead skin, "Can you faggots shut up? I'm trying to take care of my skin?
>>528575949Chaos was for world domination. Not killing Sonic.
Egg Golem is Eggman's
Infinite is Eggman's property. Him winning counts as Eggman's win
>>528576515>have a metal sonic as good as sonic>make a second one>sonic losesWooooow.
Why does Spongebob as a series embody the spirit of Sonic so well?
>Metal Sonic confirmed equal to Sonic
>Is technically just a badnik with no personality or freedom
Monkey's Paw
>>528576525Could that be Blaze's little brother to the right?
>>528576297If someone truly loves something, then they will strike out with fury when their love is threatened, fueled by the hatred of whatever fuckhead would ever dare attack something they love.
I definitely care about these characters more than I ought to, but that love is what makes me so fucking furious when people stomp all over them. Love and hate go hand in hand, and anyone with a lick of empathy should be able to understand that.
>>528574560Ice spice is gonna clear this so g i just know it
>>528576319I don't ship it, but it's what it reminds me of
>>528576458Fun Fact: Cats typically come in litters, but they can have single kittens. Those kittens are called "singletons". Also, a cat can be pregnant with kittens from multiple fathers.
>>528576263Because at best it's forced ship teasing that pairs together characters who just don't jive. Sa2 isn't enough to give them any serious relationship development, no matter how you cut it. It's basically "Oh hey you saved my life "thanks" "stay out of trouble, bye". You can't expect much from that alone.
>>528576985Big ex boyfriend energy
>>528576770They do look pretty blaze adjacent, would be funny is sega let them do that a tease so some future game.
>>528576838This outfit...no just no
>>528576607>Sonic begins edging around Eggman and Shadow, he turns to Amy while furiously cranking it, "LEAVE"
>>528577164Her Tails crop top was cute
Are there any Sonurge fanfics I should read so I can understand the ship?
>>528576789It'll be cancelled on the spot if he did.
>>528577246>Tails, from across the room eating popcorn, "Yeah leave, this was just getting good."
You're thoughts? Does she speak any forbidden truth?
https://youtu.be/BMM0Chh8Sm8?si=8102XHQ70VB7jIfH
>>528577339>Amy scoffs and walks out of the room to go pop zits in the mirror
>>528577010>Also, a cat can be pregnant with kittens from multiple fathers.If women worked like this society would be perfect
>>528576695https://youtube.com/watch?v=QVxy7Lu_L_E
>>528576607>Sonic shouts back without looking towards Amy's direction, "Shut up Sally, I'm losing my arch nemesis to, to, to a TENREC!"
>>528577331He'll just be forced to watch his son be gay in horror because no one else cares about Silver.
Tails should win Woman of the Year
>>528575847>2 womenI feel ashamed of myself
>>528577574He's a cute boy
>>528577510>"Shadow's a hedgehog, retard", Amy says while letting out a loud 8 second long queef.
>>528577425Women do work like this, just not human ones
>>528576838Would Shadow like Ice Spice?
>>528577410>some of the zit puss hits Shadow's eyes causing him to screech, "AIIEEEEEEEE BAKA!"
>>528577694Is ice spice a latina?
>>528577721>Eggman and Shadow's furious fucking is interrupted as Shadow rolls across the ground in pain.
>>528577721>Eggman violently throws up, removing his cock from Shadow and swinging it at Tails', knocking him out instantly
>>528576770>>528577040>the Blitz leaks were actually telling us Sonia is getting canonizedI know they want more women, but can we get Manic too?
>>528577369I was to ask if there was a nsfw meme trend where girls with fat asses wearing these specific pants since I seen it so often. When I reverse rearched I got my answer, which is yeah
>>528573589Why does Charmy have a fork? Sonic wouldn't share his cake with anyone.
there should be a sonic theme park game where I play as eggman making my park and that rotten hedgehog keeps coming to destroy it because I charge $10 for the toilets
>>528577836>Sonic falls to his knees, "Aiiiieeee! My best buddy! Eggman, you'll pay for cock slapping my friend!"
>>528576770The houses in the yop pic look like they were ripped straight out of horse show.
>>528578074>"Get a load of THIS!" Eggman shouts as he violently cums in Sonic's face
>>528578215This is a good story...
Tell me which is more OOC. Surge falling in love with Sonic after defeating her programming or Mephiles going out to brunch
>>528577694Yes don't mind lana
>>528577807Yes she's mixed
>>528577646>>528577821>>528578215>as Tails lies on the ground, Amy's queef force made Tails' tails turn into a fan giving life to... the wind
>>528576515Not lore-accurate, therefore dismissible. The original Japanese bio says he has three AI chips supported by pseudo-neuro connections and using fuzzy logic for reasoning and decision making, not one single AI chip. So the idea that he only has one simple AI chip isn't accurate to his design. He's not just a programmable drone at that point, he's MADE to be a reasoning machine designed to think, react, and adapt like a living being. That's his nature, that's what he was designed to do. Even if his will is aligned with Eggman's by design (and it is), the very architecture that makes him a high-performance rival to Sonic also gives him the capacity for independent thought and rebellion, if he decides that's what he needs to do. That tension reflects Eggman's hubris perfectly, and trying to erase that is a huge disservice to both characters. In trying to create the perfect controlled copy of Sonic, he inadvertently gave his creation the potential to surpass his control, and it shouldn't be something he's just able to patch out.
>>528578424>"The wind recharges my power, now I'll show you Eggman!" Sonic shouts as he begins to power up.
>>528578586Nah it's the best
>>528578130Horse show is in a magical imperial utopia, The Sol Empire is a magical imperial utopia, there's bound to be some overlap. Also fun fact, apparently Sonic Team designed the Imperial Palace, not the IDW staff.
>>528578382The way she was visibly annoyed when nickelodeon interviewer asked her about Taylor swift and quickly brushes past it
kek
>>528578478Regardless of 1 or 3 chips the idea that Eggman programmed out the rebelliousness is the same
>>528577010>>528577425>>528577649https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
>>528578315Why do you keep spamming this?
>>528575775I think both Metals have a place in writing. But the issue is that the rebel angle works infinitely better. Eggman simply made a horrific monster that has the possibility to spiral into a unstoppable force at any moment with its impulses to be free and chase its goal to prove hes Sonic's best adversary. It can create a really cool shift of character for Metal. Call this cope, but I have faith that we'll get one more glimpse of this eventually.
>>528578669They didnt design it. They gave them refs, ABT designed it, they approved it, now thats the design
>>528578842I like the images
>>528578527>Eggman's pubes and mustache turn gold, the pure homosexual energy filling him with power
>>528578906You can like them without spamming them.
>>528578527>Eggman, having a contingency plan for a pussy smelling Windnic, quickly runs to his super computer with his dick and balls dangling about.
>>528578980I could, but I won't
>>528578913>The power of faggotry collides with the wind as they both charge for their final attack as Amy goes to the bathroom to take a massive shit.
>>528577314LucarioCafe on AO3 has 3 and they're all really good
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>>528578478Nicole, Sage, and Metal don't have souls and won't go anywhere when they stop working.
Oh shit they're turning Super, the ending must be near.
>>528579078>Sally with male sex driveWould femdow survive?
I'd rather just copy and paste most of my images instead of saving them and wasting my space.
>lip smack
It's the folders within folder no one likes talking about.
>>528579121She is the ultimate lifeform, so yes.
>>528578382Meanwhile Doja cat is calling her fans musty and dirty
>>528579113Whisper probably thinks Silver's too beta like Gold did.
>>528579062 (me)
Here's a sample from one, really hot stuff
>>528579572>Whisper probably thinksnot sure about that desu
>>528579679Sorry. Forgot she's retarded and can't actually think.
>>528579057>Shadow slowly gains conscious and see a bright, piss colored aura in the sky; PARAGONic and SmEggman have reached their ultimate form.
>>528579808>"Damn, not queers" Shadow says aloud.
>>528579581Does it jiggle?
>>528579572Nah i don't think so, heck i don't even think Gold thought the same either, Silver characterized in front of all of them being very confident to the point of anger and very capable to a dangerous degree.
>>528579967>all of them being very confident to the point of anger and very capable to a dangerous degree.Silver has never been written like this in the comics.
>>528579967Evan said Gold thought he was too beta. Evan created Gold.
I'm not too invested in supplementary fluff but who tf is gold?
>>528579572If Mimic start whooping her ass she better not call him for back up
>>528579952It does, and I hate it. I can't do this anymore. But I'm too scared or apathetic to take matters into my own hands. Such a tiring existence.
Why does Sonic hate guns so much.
>>528580161Alternate dimension version of Silver from the Archie reboot. She's only in a four issue story arc.
>>528580161Psychic mind reader tenrec from the future
>>528579878>Tails is still on the floor, unconscious, covered in vomit and semen
>>528580423>Sonic begins to spin in place, ready to deliver the final blow to Smeggman, who is fully erect.
>>528580361>>528580317Is she like an attempt to make a better Silver or does she exist to flesh out his future? If so I do enjoy the potential in giving Sliver people from his world he remembers and such. Just mildly amused that Archie did this attempt.
>make a perfect partner handcrafted for Silver
>make her a les-leaning bisexual who doesnt even like Silver's personality
What was the point? Whats the endgoal?
>>528580616In context she's a sort of a Sonic story projected onto Silver. An insecure downtrodden person who Silver appears to, saves, and inspires.
>>528580242I was talking about Big ass but like sorry about all that i guess
>>528580161A minor character in a small secondary arc from reboot Archie. The reason she gets discussed so much is because she was created as a companion to Silver and the future (though alternate reality future) which is something rarely done and fills a void for some fans.
>>528580678I bet she was supposed to end up becoming Silver's wingman for his actual romance interest, which we didn't get to.
>>528580616Silver does all the psychic shit and than some
>>528579572Whisper seem pretty in to him until they hit her with the gay beam.
>>528580682>>528580725Kind of cool either way. As much shit I give Sliver, I do wish Sega gave him something like this from his future without shackling him to Blaze all the time. Iann is too much of a bitch shit to get into Sliver building so all hope feels like its lost.
>>528579665This frame brings me so much nostalgia since it was used so many times back then
>>528580818Reboot's rules would prohibit Silver from getting a love interest
>>528580616Gold and Professor Von Schlemmer(who was imported from AOSTH) provided support while Silver did all the actual fighting. A pretty cool idea for a team centered around an overpowered character like Silver.
The no romance mandate was one of the smartest decisions Sega has ever made
>>528579878>however Sonic Sonicโข is halted by Eggmanโข's super splurge missiles and attempt to reach his weakness, his peanus weanusโข.
>>528579665why are cream's legs all the way back there
>>528581170Silver isn't overpowered if you actually interpret the series properly
>>528581159Credible source? Ian isn't even involved with the art process.
>>528580587>Silver pops in the middle of the battle, "IT'S NO USE!" and telepathically sends his cock into both Sonic and Eggman's assholes
>>528580824>calm mind>psychic terrain >expanding force Silver my OU champ
>>528580104Yeah the comics just "hints" at it, but him always loosing and acting like a dumb kid who needs help over shadows that...fuck that's gotta be some writing problem mixed with a complete Sonicfag agenda.
>>528581170>Sliver had a cool ass team that was later nuked from orbit going into IDW.Forgive me if this is inaccurate given I didn't keep up with Archie (I only read Worlds Collide since im also a big Megaman fag) but man, thats rough.
>>528578867I thought ABT depicted it based on the Sonic Team refs, but he didn't design it.
>>528564658The way Ian wrote her being a happy cuck in preboot Archie is a sight to behold, no wonder Sonamyfags like picrel were rabid with Archie/Sally. I sometimes wonder if she felt vindicated with the reboot.
>>528581251Why would the guy who wrote the script for the artist he's most connected to lie about this? He was part of the process, he's not separated from it
>>528579665penis inspection day
>>528581352>pure PsychicI thought Psychic was trash. Does he even have the stats to make up for the typing?
The problem with Silver is that he does most of that crazy shit in his base
>>528580824Metal Sonic can copy Silver's bio data and use psychic powers better than Silver can.
>>528581248He's on the same power level of the protag, just a different kind of power level
>>528581507Psychic is a shitty typing in modern games but Sliver can simply be a "FAST FRAIL MIXED ATTACKER" shitmon that has a very good movepool to compensate its defensive typing.
>>528567672Like Blaze with shipfags, no regard for her personality and story beyond shitps.
>>528580992IDW is a filler comic that isn't allowed to cover that kind of stuff. To Sonic Team, covering it doesn't matter because he was a mess and flopped, but has a long lasting dev still pushing for him. When Nakamura retires or dies or someone new takes over Sonic Team that has no long lasting respect for Nakamura, Silver is probably gone too.
>>528581507Blaze is fire/psychic
>>528581507Chaos control not really sure wjat type that would be terra or just slap the fairy type since it technically the magic type so
>>528581257>Shadow chaos controls into Eggman's erect cock to diminish his power, as he whispers, "Maria, this is what you wanted, right? This is the promise I made to you...".
>>528581532Nope, the problem is, he doesn't do any crazy shit in his base
>What about that mete-I would like to play to test that.
>>528576083This is the most based thing ever, even if it's degenerate.
>>528581761>Sliver and Metal are forever shackled to be wasted potential slop characters because boomer devs hate them.Grim.
>>528581794We talking about most important deals, else Sonic is not normal, like at all.
>>528575183shit like this is why i don't really bother discussing idw so much
it ultimately just boils down to mandate shit in which we will never ever know what ian and others can't or can actually do
thus the fruitless cyclic debate
>>528581532>>528581876(There isn't a problem)
>>528582012Fighting/Fairy
>>528582037We know everything we need to, that's how those of us who care have been able to assess where a writer has weakness vs where Sega is bad
>>528581761Nakamura isn't involved in 90% of things with Silver.
>>528582053>FairyGay Sonic...
>>528582012Sonic is serial killer type.
Alright. Correct any mistakes here
>Shadouge
Friends to lovers
>Knuxouge
Tsundere/Enemies to lovers
>Sonouge
Vanilla Chad/Stacy
>Shadikal
Crack. "You remind me of her"
>Shadamy
Mutual moving on from failed relationships
>ChrisHelen
The dub tricked us again
>Tailsmo
Vanilla friends to lovers with tragedy
>Tailsream
Vanilla friends to lovers
>Tailsmina TailsAmy
Vanilla friends to lovers with /ss/ implications
"Settling for the younger brother" implications
>Tailsouge. Tailsnilla
/ss/
>KnuxJuliesu
Tsundere friends to lovers. Cosmic Tragedy (Aka circumstances outside of their control destroyed it)
>Sonaze
Tsundere enemies to lovers
>Sonurge
Extreme enemies to lovers or Tsundere
>Sonamy
Deredere. Wear him down. Friends to lovers.
>Shadally
Lustful/loveless darkfic
>Sonally
Bickering friends to lovers. Cosmic tragedy
>KnuxAmy
Relationship failed, going for the rival
>Shadria
Romantic tragedy
>Knuxticks
Pair the spares
>Tailsiona
Tsundere enemies to lovers
>>528581507Psychic used to be the strongest type in the game, then got nerfed hard. Now a days its alright, since most psychic types get fairy moves to let them check dark types they'd overwise insta lose to.
>>528581761Don't agree whole heartedly, Sonic team don't care about him and Naka can't do a lot about it, if he dies nothing will change.
>>528573618>Sonic fucks the maids because he canโt stop thinking about the possibility of Shadow fucking Sally considering her slut days>Sonia sees this happen one day and feels like she has to keep quiet for their family to surviveInteresting premiseโฆโฆ.
>>528582395um acktually normal was the strongest type in gen 1
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>>528581959Metal has had good games and moments with a long history and strong fanbase. Silver's biggest role was in what is considered one of the worst video games of all time and has a very mixed reception with a fractured fanbase and most material not understanding how to write him.
>>528582170He still can have a push in getting him in games and I can see it as a respect thing.
i feel attacked that you didn't include sonegg and that makes me upset
>>528581794Then why doesn't she ever use it and always falls to her death like a dumbass?
>>528582136we've seen the list of things they can't do from sega themselves?
>>528581372It's alright because now Silver is an honorary member of the crying lesbians!
>>528581761>>528582412Its not about not caring. They dont have the chance to do anything. They dont get to make a Silver game, they have to make Sonic games, thats all thats allowed for them
>>528582419Sonic really isn't loyal. He gave Mina her daughter in an affair too.
>>528582504You're my friend now we're getting soft tacos (human souls) later uwu
>>528582587No because there's no list, it's a case by case basis where guidelines and directives are communicated
>>528582612He's now their honorary father, hope that continues
>>528582530You need to convince me that there's enough people who actually buy into it unironically and that it isn't just posted to rile up shipperfags
>>528581507I get the feeling Amy (and maybe Cream)โs typing would later be changed to Fairy in future gens
>>528582845Off-model. Surge has small but very perky breasts and a fat ass
>>528582968me, I ship it.
Gold is canonically thick for blobian standards
>>528583162nobody wants to find boring the armadillo
>>528583207Of course. Silver only gravitates towards people with fat asses.
>>528583053Amy psychic, Cream nothing
Charmy should be Bug Flying. Vector shouldnt be water, arguably he could be fire
>>528582670>Sonic really isn't loyal.Which is how it happens, he has a loose hole too and needed an excuse to justify his decision
>He gave Mina her daughter in an affair too.Interesting too
Someone make a better thread
>>528583526stop flooding, there's nothing wrong with the tinker thread
>thread flooding AGAIN
We need our own board.
>>528583871we technically do
>>528582539Same reason Silver does
>>528583589>>528583871Not my fault you retards can't wait until we actually hit bump limit. I was waiting until after, but the Tinkerfag was too impatient.
Just use my thread when the other dies.
>>528582283Shadouge is also tsundere
>>528576319Surge's entire character is built off mind rape
>>528584258Amyfags will never beat the besties allegations.
