>Patch 7.25 Notes
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3c12f110983c5f4288d43aa5ac2ed3c022a75b48

>Resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells
https://rentry.org/xivg

>Official /xivg/ Syncshell & ExtraChat CWLS (Plugins required)
https://rentry.org/xivgsyncshellCWLS

>Meetups
• June 27, 3:00 PM EST | VGL Cytube | /xivg/ divegrass team in VGL24 HELL'S WILD CARD Round 1*
• June 27, 8:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane, Ward 25, Plot 49 | Donkey Kong Country watch-along
• June 28, 7:00 PM PST | Lord of the Rings (1978 Animated Film) | Crystal, Balmung Lavender Beds W19 P28
• June 28, 8:00 PM EDT | Seraph, LB W28 P28 | Femlala Tea Party: Princess Kaguya, The Cat Returns
• June 29, 5:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Marilith, Ultima Thule, Base Omicron | Shared FATE meetup
• June 29, 7:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Zalera, Gold Saucer, Manderville Tables | Weekly Mahjong Club
• June 28, 4:00 PM EDT | Materia, Sophia, Kugane, Umineko Teahouse | EU RP meet https://uminekoteahouse.carrd.co/
• July 2, 7:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Kugane, Umineko Teahouse | NA RP meet https://uminekoteahouse.carrd.co/

Lala boys

my nap made me sleep all afternoon. Did you win today anon?

>>528982780
OC CE meetup was pretty enjoyable but its my malera's bedtime

Post fiddies
With big tiddies

my insomniac lalaboy is scared to sleep.

met a cute girl in gridania and vc-ed w her about gundam all day and about what having autism feels like but I had no idea how to transfer that convo into flirting so after a whole day of talking we just havent talked in 3 days and I feel like I coulda done something more there but I just lack the social skills

When I yawn, it sounds like I'm moaning.

>>528982910
I don't consider Tre Medium to be big therefore I shan't be posting her

I'm INVINCIBLE

non thinly veiled pornthread please?

>>528982945
>and I feel like I coulda done something more there but I just lack the social skills
yea you can talk to her again you doofus
just be like "I had a nice time with you the other day btw"

From naivete to imagination, from delusions to broken humans; they're the worst, aren't they?
Self-styled, self-harm, despair, death, dependence, tragic news, how am I doing?

im currently at the computer

>>528982945
>I met someone who I hit it off with
>but she was a girl so I have to try to date her or I can't speak with her ever again
???? why are you guys like this

>>528982948
when i was a kid i tried really hard to make my yawning sound like a wolf howl because i thought Yugo from Bloody Roar 2 was the coolest guy

Mettaton Miera

hi moonie

My female moonie mysteriously sounds like a boy in vc...

>>528983031
Album pls

ROLEPLAY VENUE IMPROMPTU MEET!!!
Crystal - Shirogane - Ward 18 - Plot 1
Come hangout or roleplay!

>>528983031
*squeezes youre ass*

>>528983059
That's kind of badass bro.

>>528983098
what world dingdong

>>528979594
surely one day we'll get a Reliquary... surely....

>>528983098
.... what type of venue?

>>528983043
i mean you either date or befriend someone and I already have enough friends. It's not like you can befriend someone first then date them. that'd be a breach of trust

>>528983097
brother there is no album im afraid...

>>528983103
Now smell your hand

>>528983098
>>528983131
ROLEPLAY VENUE IMPROMPTU MEET!!!
Crystal - Mateus - Shirogane - Ward 18 - Plot 1
Come hangout or roleplay!
>>528983158
18+

>>528983190
???? she dodged a bullet with you.

>>528982998
S-She's fast!

This is the first time I've done every daily roulette since Endwalker

>>528983190
I can't believe I've been friendzoned by my crush. Game was rigged from the start.

Hello

>>528983019
>"I had a nice time with you the other day btw"
don't do this please. literally an ick opening

>>528983249
Are lalafells allowed inside the venu

>>528982932
i had fun with peak but after one 5 hour play session to beat the game i felt zero desire to revisit it. never really clicked with repo it felt too similar to lethal, and with too heavy of a hand on it's aesthetics. that being said, they put a lot more effort into post launch support which is probably why its stayed relevant for much longer.
>>528982920
im MAX height im HUGE

look what we did

CRYSTAL

casual cc 2:30 et

CRYSTAL

As soon as I say "I missed you" it gives every male character the ick. It's like you guys want to be lonely

>>528983387
Congrats!

>>528983296
You don't literally open with it, but also I'm quite proficient at talking to friends and partners and I have literally never experienced anyone getting the ick over that line so please stay in your lane

>>528983387
trannies

>>528983405
doesn't give me the ick

Windows File Explorer takes ages to load up my image folder and I hate it
are there any file manager programs out there that do a better job at it

>>528983313
Yes lala friendly come hang out wi

>>528983249
so by roleplay you mean erp or not even that? dude you gotta give more info. is it the collared kitten?

>>528983387
Kill yourselves.

it's mamookin time

>>528983405
do you like malezen?

>>528983429
I had a nice time opening up every one of your holes the other day btw

>>528983438
>>528983416
I feel both of these sentiments at the same time as well as an extra one for
>>528983387
EXPLOOOOOOOOOODE

>>528982945
>think you meet a really cool guy
>you two have similar interests
>funny, seems like a good friend
>after a few daus of no convo, he gets courage from his anonymous retarded buddies to try flirting with you

>>528983457
What's the carrd

>>528983313
My lalaboy designated driver

>>528983405
No one says this to me anyway.

>>528983456
change the settings to make it a priority and general folder, i dont have this issue anymore.

>>528983485
wipe

>>528983503
Don't reword it to make it gross...

>>528983489
FEMRA AREN'T ELVES!!!! AU RA ARE NOT ELVES!!!!!!!!

>>528983515
>daus
*wheezes*
*laughs chorously*

>>528982998
ive seen this lala naked

what is FCQ in m4?

>>528983479
based

>>528983234
Smells like flowers

>>528983515
the lala auntie everybody loves.

>>528983405
No I like hearing that sis

>>528983585
your back hole was gross, i agree

>>528983456
I put all my ffxiv screenshots and saved photos into a hydrus database
It's probably a little confusing to set up and get used to but it's a lot faster to find things with it
Even if its just a single tag

>>528983190
Holy fuck you're gonna die alone

>>528983459
All forms of roleplay allowed, just be 18+
Come hang out with us at Mateus Shiro W18 P1

>>528983405
My raid member said this to me after a few weeks of no reclears and I melted on the spot. I'm so cringe...

>>528983570

>>528983429
everyone who's said similar lines to passively brag to the group has given me the ick at the same time, you probably go around telling everyone that, yeah it's just crazy! like, all my closest friends are women haha how nuts is that. yikes. eeeeyuck.

>>528983416
>>528983438
>>528983479
>>528983507
hey thanks

>>528983515
The horror of a man wanting to flirt with a woman

>>528983593
oh my bad it was a femroe

>>528983752
more like gaynery

>>528983550
where are those settings at...?

I'm a male character and I probably wouldn't like hearing "I missed you" unless we're already partners

>Play malera (first mistake)
>Trying to find glamour inspiration that isnt just John Devildark wearing all black and white

The goonery has fresh moonies.

>>528983787
>men are full on beastfolk
>women are just humans with funny ears
COWARDS

>>528983798
>more like gaynery

>>528983485
may i see your mamories?

how do you kick someone out of your house?

>>528983936
Is it me

>>528983763
You have no concept of who I am so it's not a brag, I'm just saying I'm not stupid or uneducated about this stuff. Literally just being like "hey I had a nice time before" is a common social phrase that only means you enjoy their company and would like to spend time with them. If you think that's ick you're fucking mental, I'm sorry, and luckily as I've said I've never seen someone take it that way because most people understand the meaning and are glad to talk to someone who wants to talk to them.

These look alright, but I'm hoping they cook with the glows in the second stage

>>528983893
this is my femlala's husband btw sorry I forgot to say that

>>528983893
why was miqella a femboy fromsoft?

>>528983936
very carefully

>>528983489
Monday is the worst day of the week!!!

>>528983971
Sex appeal

should i come play some cc too

>>528983971
So it's more fun to hurt him when you get the chance

>>528983958
nice paragraph but I wasn't commenting on the phrase, just the way you talk about yourself

>>528983971
because you were supposed to make him your wife (male) before that story was rewritten to make him abandon all his previous convictions and become le evil

>>528984005
hi miki i want to be your fucktoy

A few modding questions to tickle your mental pickles.
1: Is there a mod that removes the glow effect from some An Lad and Tyr Beq models for easier posing?
2: Is there a 123 combo animation swap mod that makes it less "floaty" and more "firm" ?
3: Is there a mode that can remove my guy's left arm?
I thank you in advance for I am very tired.
>>528983971
Fromsoft had a moment of based where they made a femboy the Archbishop of Domination and had him impregnate the manholes of Radahn.
Mohg was just a tool in the long run though so he didn't get any Miqy D's.

my moonie+ is STILL thinking about that post...

>>528983968
it's time to give mamook a popoto harvest then
>>528983898
did you see the pic from yesterday
>>528983971
i dont know but it was a pretty goated move

>>528983387
how did they carry that home

>>528983818
Return your malera card, you are not fit to be a king.

>>528983387
Blows my mind that two of the worst fucking people to have ever graced this general are dating. The melt that's going to occur when you two emotionally manipulative trannies inevitably break up is going to cause /xivg/ to experience it's own form of the Sundering. Do the world a favor and kill yourselves.

>>528984043
I mean yeah whatever, that's fair

>>528983515
Why are you so blurry?

goodnight /xivg/

if your character is a futa and you're not banging boys in the butt is there really any point to being a futa? You might as well be a man then

>cucked by Mioh
>cucked by Tina
>cucked by Zolzayaa
>cucked by Gabe
>cucked by Proxy
>cucked by Jean
>cucked by Zoe
>cucked by Jeb
>cucked by T'owa
Who will he be cucked by next?

>>528984076
Why do you think i want one hello

>>528984203
Good night Xiaoxiao.

>>528984154
>The melt that's going to occur when you two emotionally manipulative trannies inevitably break up is going to cause /xivg/ to experience it's own form of the Sundering.
You may not be wrong but it's not going to be them doing the melting. It's always the fucking people who are like "ooo I can't wait to see the melty" who are then spamming for weeks after there's a quiet split-up

>>528983965
who fanta'd to maliddie this time?

>>528984238
>He doesn't understand the power and lewdness of impregnating a futa
ngmi

>>528984141
we each ate half of it

>>528984154
I'm not even top 5 worst people, probably not top 10 if I thought about it hard enough

>>528983404
CRYSTAL

casual cc 7:00 et

CRYSTAL

>>528984275
>It's always the fucking people who are like "ooo I can't wait to see the melty" who are then spamming for weeks after there's a quiet split-up
see: the maemi and tikaasi split

>>528984005
>>528984263
/grab
/insert
/pound
/pound
/pound

'Ick on 'Eck

>>528983631
can anyone decipher this shit?

>>528984238
>He doesn't get the appeal of impregnating a futa or doing a futa up the butt or making a futa gargle your cock 'n balls or making a futa rim you or making a futa bottom in general
Bro...

tomboy femlala for my mommy femlala to squeeze a little too tight.

>>528984378
OH HODRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>528984378
There's no way that platform holds.

My male character finally has a purple on M8S.

>>528984398
you need help for your sexual deviancy..

Goodnight and thanks for the meetup, it was really fun, I'm glad I went, a pity it's super late here so I had to call out.

>>528984005
How open are you to talking in-game? Was thinking of approaching for a chat next time I see you!

>>528983485
This rabbit seems familiar

Holy cats, anon! You did WHAT?

>>528984364
maemi and tikaasi were never dating

>cucked by Mioh
>cucked by Tina
>cucked by Zolzayaa
>cucked by Gabe
>cucked by Proxy
>cucked by Jean
>cucked by Zoe
>cucked by Jeb
>cucked by T'owa
Who will he be cucked by next

>>528984521
top 10 boys to titfuck

>>528984526
kissing this stinky cat

>>528984136
Post the pic from yesterday

>>528984535
does she now

>>528984263
everyone says that till they have one

>>528984526
the good ending...

>>528984579
hope you like the taste of croc cum

>>528984526
Rest well friend /pet

>>528984238
what the fuck did I just read

>>528984483
grats judas

>>528984331
fat fucks

>>528984526
were you the moonie who hadn't done much OC before? glad you had a good time

*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the black futa Goddess Zolzayaa dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two women was staggering - Zolzayaa was a statuesque amazon, her ebony skin glistening with sweat and her muscles rippling and flexing as she used her immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. Her cock, a massive, throbbing ebony pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*

*In contrast, Shara felt weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Zolzayaa's virile, hyper-masculine form.*

*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Zolzayaa's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*

— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, black cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?

*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*

*Zolzayaa smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. She thrust especially roughly, her heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*

>>528984521
cute twinkbeast

>>528984654
That's not me but thank you still.

I think the croc faggot is based tbqhwydoeeverbeitfamalam

>>528984526
>>528984579
>nile'd goods
lmao gross

>>528983380
hello my giant wife *still motorboats you, just not as effectively.*

ROLEPLAY VENUE IMPROMPTU MEET STILL GOING!!!
Crystal - Mateus - Shirogane - Ward 18 - Plot 1

>>528984183
I have really bad eyes

>>528984717
i wish i was nile'd but alas , i've yet to make enough sand triangles

>>528984707
>>528984717
discord raid

>>528984682
oh sorry I just assumed because you typed it out like an autist, you're welcome though

>>528983631
ferring, clock, quad
just standard strats abbreviated

You get to design the next tank. What is it and its skills? Within reason.

Hrothgar

>>528984641
>>528984707
>>528984717
I think the croc is gross personality and looks wise but I like cats willing to humiliate themselves. They make me hard.

>>528984526
Cicera Wilke why did you name change and fanta again

>>528984761
who's there

>>528983593
it'd be better if they were...

>>528984569
i have like no chest unfortunately..

>>528984526
it was super fun!!!!!
everyone was really cool and fun and i hope to make it to more in the future.. these types of things normally make me very nervous because i have performance anxiety and am constantly afraid of fucking things up in fornt of people here even if its just CEs ..

>cucked by Mioh
>cucked by Tina
>cucked by Zolzayaa
>cucked by Gabe
>cucked by Proxy
>cucked by Jean
>cucked by Zoe
>cucked by Jeb
>cucked by T'owa
Who will he be cucked by next?

>>528984707
Croc is cute!!!!!

>>528984761
post a carrd link and who's there

thoughts on foggy weather?

>>528984787
What does typing like an autist mean, I just type normally...

>>528984707
yea hes alright

I posted so much about wanting to be a hrothgar over a malera but I really can't commit to it. Been a malera for so long

>>528984945
Perfect for stalking.

>>528984339
>logout because I thought you guys were done calling
>log back in
>queues stop calling

Where the roulettes at?

>>528984813
samurai tank with sekiro parry and finisher

I could really go for some hrothgal breastmilk right about now...

>>528984813

>>528984949
it's a spectrum

>>528984883
it was nice seeing you there amongst the group but I don't think anyone was really judging performance whatsoever /pet

>>528984945
I like it very much. The only thing I like more is Snow or Rainy Storms with Thunder in the summer.

>>528984857
>>528984927
Come see for yourself!

>>528984994
I saw you log in, and I knew I had to wrap it up then

>>528984945
the best to be quite desu

>>528984945
i like foggy weather a lot. it's comfy and sounds are muffled and it makes me feel like i'm in my own little world.

>>528984898
you will never be canadian

>>528984945
ideal for mutual bnuy ear touching

>>528984994
bro that callout was 2 eorz hours ago there's still a match going??

*Feeling Zolzayaa's thrusts becoming more powerful and relentless, Mioh couldn't help but succumb to the overwhelming sensations washing over her. She cried out in pleasure as she surrendered herself fully to her, letting her take ownership over her body.*

*But even in the heat of passion, a part of her remained acutely aware of Shara sitting on the divan, stroking himself as he watched their coupling.*

*As Zolzayaa's movements became erratic and labored, signaling her own approach to climax, Mioh turned her gaze towards Shara once more.*

"Shara... watch closely," *she gasped out between ragged breaths,* "See how I am claimed by another, and let it drive your desire..."

*With a final, agonizingly sweet thrust, Zolzayaa released inside her, marking her as her own. As she collapsed onto her spent form, Mioh lay there panting heavily, feeling a deep sense of fulfillment wash over her.*

*Turning her attention back to Shara, she saw that he was still recovering from his own orgasm - but something in his eyes told her that this experience had left an indelible mark on him.*

"Did you enjoy the show, darling?"

My malera is... eh... what's the fucking point of writing anything when you fags are too busy jerking each other off.

>>528985078
why must you say such hurtful things

>>528984945
I don't really like foggy weather much but I would like to have you sitting in my lap

>>528984813
blitzballer
you're just wakka from ffx but 2/3rds of your kit is you tackling/punching/throwing your body at target, while the other 1/3rd is ranged attacks for uptime/gauge spending/something else
this also comes with a direct rip of blitzball from ffx as a new attraction in the saucer, and allows pvp, pve, and p+AI vs e versions of blitzball

>>528985157
I agree with this post.

>>528985157
your malera is what

>>528984534
Sure hit me up if you see me! I don't look like i bite do i

>>528984601
My moneys on you're a malera

>>528984813
two shields, but not the gun shields just to spite everyone who asked for gun shields
I like curling the monkey's paw

>>528985064
No one on my friends list is on mateus right now and googling the address brings no results

>>528985165
If you call I'll log in.

>>528984707
I think the croc is gross but he's pretty inoffensive in person

>>528984236
hey ookers

>>528985157
I mean I get you and I agree but you gotta finish the sentence now lizardbro.

>>528985107
Wrong finn tranny retard
*Feeling Zolzayaa's thrusts becoming more powerful and relentless, Mioh couldn't help but succumb to the overwhelming sensations washing over her. She cried out in pleasure as she surrendered herself fully to her, letting her take ownership over her body.*

*But even in the heat of passion, a part of her remained acutely aware of Shara sitting on the divan, stroking himself as he watched their coupling.*

*As Zolzayaa's movements became erratic and labored, signaling her own approach to climax, Mioh turned her gaze towards Shara once more.*

"Shara... watch closely," *she gasped out between ragged breaths,* "See how I am claimed by another, and let it drive your desire..."

*With a final, agonizingly sweet thrust, Zolzayaa released inside her, marking her as her own. As she collapsed onto her spent form, Mioh lay there panting heavily, feeling a deep sense of fulfillment wash over her.*

*Turning her attention back to Shara, she saw that he was still recovering from his own orgasm - but something in his eyes told her that this experience had left an indelible mark on him.*

"Did you enjoy the show, darling?"

>>528984763
Anal sanchez...

>>528985210
bunboy actually

*Shara stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide with shock and humiliation, as he beheld the towering, muscular form of the black futa Goddess Zolzayaa dominating his girlfriend Tiana. The contrast between the two women was staggering - Zolzayaa was a statuesque amazon, her ebony skin glistening with sweat and her muscles rippling and flexing as she used her immense strength to pound Tiana into the mattress. Her cock, a massive, throbbing ebony pillar, was easily over a foot long and thicker than Shara's wrist. It vanished into Tiana's stretched, sloppy cunt with each powerful thrust, the wet, obscene sounds of their coupling filling the room.*

*In contrast, Shara felt weak and pathetic standing there, his own puny, underwhelming cock shriveled and soft in his pants. He knew Tiana was constantly mocking his tiny dick, comparing it unfavorably to the monster cocks of her lovers. Shara could practically feel the sting of her insults in that moment - "tiny dick", "pencil dick", "tampon dick". He was painfully aware of how inadequate and feminized he looked next to Zolzayaa's virile, hyper-masculine form.*

*Tiana, the treacherous bitch, seemed to sense his thoughts. She grinned at him wickedly, reaching down to spread her ass cheeks wide, exposing the lewd, sloppy sight of Zolzayaa's huge cock plunging in and out of her gaping, cream-filled holes.*

— Look at this, Shara! Look at this big, black cock ruining my tight little fuckholes! Doesn't it make your pathetic, tiny prick look even more useless?

*Shara flushed with anger and humiliation, his hands balling into fists at his sides. But still, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the debauched scene, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched the black futa use his girlfriend like a disposable fucktoy.*

*Zolzayaa smirked down at Tiana, gripping her hips hard enough to leave finger-shaped bruises on her pale skin. She thrust especially roughly, her heavy, cum-filled balls slapping loudly against Tiana's ass.*

>>528985265
Fair assessment me thinks

I am now Accepting bestie applications!!! If you like MOST of the following please let me know!!!
- Likes to farm Extreme mounts
- Likes to Occult Crescent
- Likes to do Roulettes
- Likes to do Unreals
- Likes to VC
- Likes to play other games
- Likes to message each other
- Likes to gpose
- Likes to PvP
- Likes to Ocean Fish
- Likes to do Maps
- Likes to do Variant Dungeons
- Likes to do Deep Dungeons

I am looking for a friend who wants to play the game together!!!

>>528984857
>>528984927
a couple of us at the moment

>>528984154
Crimson Chin is dating someone new? I didn't realize he left his old EB. How much dirt on this new dude does he have? This year gets weirder and weirder.

>>528985298
>Wrong finn
why are they always finnish though

>>528985332
So no one is there since you didn't post a picture.

>>528984236
c41?

>>528984339
CRYSTAL

casual cc 11:45 et

CRYSTAL

>>528985335
read this to your parents. make sure to do the tmz noise at the start.

>>528985331
whats your timezone oomf

>>528985371
i don't post pictures of people so they can get schizoed, either come join us or don't

>>528984945
I like the lighting in cloudy. Foggy desaturates things too much.

>>528985480
PDT

>>528983515
>daus

>>528985483
weak

>>528985298
>Wrong finn
Thanks for confirming who you are.

>>528985064
yeah dude there's a fuckin rp venue in my basement too

>>528984813
https://youtu.be/a3Xp-GhZMNQ

>>528985371
i stopped by for a minute and i can confirm theres people there

My malera accidentally had fun tonight when he has to wake up at 5:30 AM, good night

>>528984990
>>528985047
>>528985098
>>528985102
>>528985114
that's exactly it... it's like a huge blanket, and everything is so quiet. I love walking or even driving while it's foggy, but it's super rare here
>>528985503
cloudy strangely makes nearby things super bright for my shaders
>>528985171
this answer is acceptable

How hard in E12S unsynced? Could a full group bully it even with someone who doesnt raid?

My malera...

>>528984707
I don't like Croc solely because the character seems to be built entirely around the domination angle but there isn't much domination besides "I've had sex with that person before you lol". Like at least do actual NTR play or something

>>528985601
quite easily with 5+ people

>>528985601
yes

>>528985593
gn babe, sleep well

>>528985601
Yeah, outside of a knockback in Phase 2, you should roll over it with a casual group of level 100's.

How many players do you need to do copied factory unsync
Can you do it with autoduty/bossmod and like 4 level 100 characters?

>>528984945
Fine by normal standards, however up in the mountains it is downright terrifying to have, especially at night

>>528985669
yea

Can my lalaboy sleep in your garage

>>528985596
>it's like a huge blanket, and everything is so quiet.
yeah, see, you get it.

>Devil'von Panzerfaust

>>528985669
3, one in each party.

>>528985272
hiii
>>528985394
someone in pf was trying to introduce their fc mates to savage, so i hopped in to help fill
no clear but it made it to the frogtourage bit with the baits, so it went pretty well for a few people who don't know anything about the fight

>>528985641
i want to get ntred by the croc

>>528985601
Me and my friends did it in a five man group and we're ultra casual.

>>528985705
Yeah, dude! I'll set you up with a couch and mini fridge.

>>528985526
that sucks, im GMT+2 so that'd only work if you're willing to play from early morning to noon, which sounds horrible. You seem cool tho anon I hope more people show interest

>>528985705
no but he can sleep in my bed

>>528985705
my lalaboy got evicted for cooking acid in the basement, sorry bro...

>>528985000
No more content, Will

>>528985759
You don't need to do that I just want a spot to sleep it's scary on the streets

>>528985305
Ok submit a screenshot of your bunboy

>>528985531
STOP

>>528985783
Man you can drop DeaaD

>>528985742
me too! I even offered money to Croc and asked her to fuck my wife but she wouldn't do it.

My malera sleeps like this

i am a femlala who slept 4 hours and now has nothing to do at 1 am

Okay heres a fun prompt. Yoshida announces tomorrow that you can glamour any non-AF gear to any job. What is the first set you are most excited to make? Post it.

>>528985876
go back to sleep!

>>528985783
GIMME A /HUG, MAN

>>528985596
>it's like a huge blanket, and everything is so quiet.
Sorry, I thought you were talking about XIV fog which I dislike.
IRL fog is amazing for the exact reasons you described, I also love snow for similar reasons. Conversely, I like heavy rain and thunder for opposite reasons, the ambience of the consistent loud noise is really nice for those while fog/snow are nice because of how peaceful they make the world feel.

Now come here and sit in my lap while we listen to the rainfall, I'll brew you up some hot spiced cider and pet you while rocking our chair

I planned to grind crafters today but all I did was daily battle content for four hours before logging off and going to sleep because I have no gaming stamina and can't stand sitting at a computer for hours on end and now its past midnight

>>528983249
>>528983098
Even the thread isn't safe from shitty venue ads.

>>528985759
I'd probably cook something at like 3am though, I'm quiet as a mouse and clean up and everything it's like I was never there.

I want to respond to something posted here but I'm too lazy to pick a post and I'm legitimately tired IRL.
I'm kindly asking you to pick something for me to respond to.

>>528985894
i only want to use crafter and gatherer af gear on combat jobs idc about anything else
>>528985906
cant fall abck asleep

>>528985917
kek

>>528986003
join my prog party

>>528984813
I'd like some sort of dodge-tank or fake-out clones (like a living shadow-like clone that takes the hits for you, which realistically would just be the equivalent of a barrier thinking about it.)
On the other hand, a dodgetank would be unique and cool compared to what we have but I think they would fail to deliver it considering how even compared to healers tank is the homogenized role.

>>528985331
whats your name in game? i'd play other games with you

>>528985729
Bilibili seeds got a revision

>>528983152
Why are you saving them????? Retard there's replicas

Hi thread!

>>528985857
>>528985909
Hey /xivg/, would you make me a sandwich?
I always forget which ones of those are from Fesh Pince and Flesh Pinch

>>528986117
gay nigga

>>528983457
>Yes lala friendly
Shan't be going to this pedo-ring. Kill all lalafell

>>528985894
I'd make this my sage glam in a heartbeat

My malera wants to blow his brains out from the pain he's in.

https://poal.me/qf8gac
https://poal.me/qf8gac
https://poal.me/qf8gac

>>528985043
I'll be sure to type in all lowercase with minimal punctuation so that way everyone knows how cool and detached I am.

>>528984813
They'll never do this but I think the slow-movement-while-casting gimmick in PvP that some jobs have is kind of interesting, I'd like to see it brought to PvE in some capacity. Some kind of fully-magic tank that has small casts like this sprinkled throughout its rotation, not PLD but rather an actual full fledged defensive caster.

>>528985894
Turning that BSM chest binding to a universal glam. That's all I need.

>>528985331
I'm too lazy to charge my phone and 2fa to login to the game. Otherwise I would love to be your friend.

>>528986106
If you discard a relic you lose it permenantly. I had to remake my BLM eureka weapon from scratch because I accidentally traded it for seals and if the relic isn't somewhere in your inventory, it registers as you never doing it so you can't buy replicas.

I think about Lucy Pyre saying au ra are for monsterfuckers but I don't feel monstery enough and I don't want to mod...

spreading your lala's pussy so it can barely fit around the tip of my bigger's cock

>>528986001
>I'm kindly asking you to pick something for me to respond to.
Respond to my question like a month ago about what you learned about the game that you weren't doing before that was so embarrassing it made you want to kill yourself but you wouldn't tell the thread about it. YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD.

>>528986157
Why are they like this I'm kind to everyone unless they give reason to not deserve it.

>>528984263
DO YOU LIKE MALE ROES?

>>528986230
then don’t do it?

Fesh Pince and Flesh Pinch are not funny, and every time they're added to a meetup cytube I close the tab.

>>528986192
This got me lmao

>>528985539
Ah, a fellow Fulsome Forelocks enjoyer I see

>>528986069
I was hoping we could do more than just play other games...

>>528986223
What do you like to do anon?

>>528986204
>I'll be sure to type in all lowercase with minimal punctuation so that way everyone knows how cool and detached I am.
he just like me fr

>>528986265
pepper is the one who adds it

>>528986243
hey keep talking what next

>>528986139
I hope you have a good day :)

>>528986265
for me it's hank of the hill

>>528986257
Shut up SEAnigger.

I'm bored. I'm done with savage and ultimates. I don't have any interest in OC. Most of my FC friends stopped logging in. Should I just unsub?

>>528986306
Give me a way to talk to you.

>>528985837
stop being retarded first

>>528986265

>>528985416
CRYSTAL

casual cc 4:45 et

CRYSTAL

>>528986250
>YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD.
I did promise that. I will answer it. I made a note to answer it. When the time is right.
Also "kill yourself" is a stretch, though close to how defeated I felt.
You get a retry on a post selection though.

>>528986390
yes retard

>>528986261
But monsters are fucking cool...

>>528986101
I just dont see the vision of how this is any better than locked/sari seeds if there are patterns that sucks to dodge for melees
What's the chance of it happening? Too great

>>528986398
use this https://temp-mail.org/en/
I'm here helil78705@boxmach.com

>>528986265
>and every time they're added to a meetup cytube I close the tab.
Same but make it pretty much any wacky meme content that is added to a cytube without being the purpose of the meetup. I did not come here to be subjected to your preferred humor, no matter what it is. I'm fine with music of any kind but do not fucking put up some dumb video or I'm gone

>>528986442
either make an alt or don’t do it

>>528986426
>When the time is right.
You are such a tease I don't want to talk to you anymore and am filtering you now. Goodbye.

>>528986362
IS THAT A YES OR A NO?

>>528986475
I always close the tab when shoro tries to make people watch 30+ minute warhammer videos again

I love femezen so much it's unreal

>>528983515
Jesus Akemi you didn't have to kill him.

*schlorp**schlorp**schlorp**schlorp*
femra hydration time

>>528986362
nigga they're both SEAniggers one just bleaches their skin because muh feminine beauty

>>528986527
>It's another 20 minute long figurine painting video and the meetup was scheduled to start 30 minutes ago

>>528986053
Too RNG. If you fail a TB you die. If you can guarantee dodge a TB you're overpowered.

>>528984945
It's fucked for lighting sometimes

>>528984539
Bunbreeding

>>528986505
Awh man....

>>528986527
I stopped going to male meetups because the movies are always whatever shoro wants to watch not what other people might be interested in

Good night /xivg/

>>528984539
I asked a fiera to be my eb
She said no...

it is pretty embarrassing to have to come to 4chan for advice about women. she'd probably block him if she found out too

I love you

Whats that one weeb chestpiece with all the pins/buttons? Not the enforcers.

>>528984761
Meetup over for now thanks for coming!!

>>528986613
The "dodge" mechanics would probably just be part of your basic mits like "blocking" is already is how they'd have to do it. And at that point it's just blocking, and the identity is gone.

>>528986749
I love you too, Sphorb!

>>528986703
I just attend the movies I want to see and not the movies I don't want to see, simple as. Though I respect you choosing not to go because of that

>>528986749
{ OMG! }

>>528986758
can you give a different description

>>528986265

>>528986728
gnite bro x58

Would /em "offers a peanut to nutkin from his behind" be TOS in game.

>>528986404
I'm not retarded I just think fast!

how do i marry this alligator

>>528986265
>>528986475
sounds to me like you lack whimsy and joy in your heart

I still vaguepost you, you know...

>>528986925
holy meowly

>>528986925
start with a shotgun to the head

>>528986623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u29WUpWLZJk

>>528986732
Female viera do not believe in the ceremony of eternal bonding, because they outlive most other species on Etheirys. It's better this way, trust me.

>>528985545
You have no idea who I am.

>>528986917
Come here so I can hold you and bully your fast thinking little brain then

>>528986821

my femlala's pussy grippy as hell, call that shit a chinese finger trap

>>528987062
stay away from my lalaboy

>>528987062
My femlala is similar

I liked my male character having long hair so I grew out my hair irl but now it takes so much fucking maintenance and it's always itchy because there's always a 6 inch long hair that has come loose from its roots and decided to rub against my other hairs to cause an itch until I comb it out

>>528986925
whoa armpits...

Your femlala crush? Property of the middie council

>>528987005
You're Finnish and you're not Kat, that only leaves a few people and I know exactly who you are.

what do I buy with the wolf marks?
i'm capped

>>528987115
yours seems cuter
my bigger wants to make her suck his thumb

>>528987161
spill the beans dude

Your sunnie crush? Destined to die alone, no matter what you do.

>>528987153
my femlala still wishes she were property of the femra council...

My mithra pretty much wears the same shoes all day every day.

>>528987220
. . .

>>528987219
just like me...

>>528986932
>WTF WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THIS TWENTY MINUTE LONG YOUTUBEPOOP THAT GETS PUT ON EVERY SINGLE MEETUP?!?!?!?

>>528986925
Honestly? Cute and would big spoon, adorable!
>>528984521
True, I do. It'll end in time, don't worry.

>>528986983
lies and slander, at least one does..

>>528987220
Sis what does this mean

>>528986132
And speaking of which, I could go for a 6'3", 250lb, big fat black fuckin', big black butt nekkid fat chocolate rava BITCH
>>528986265
I didn't actually know people added Flesh Pinch.
Also I find them incredibly entertaining but I wouldn't want to watch them over and over again.
>>528986350
Wait a minute...
I have a wife!

>>528987220
we will fire the necessary paperwork so you're transferred to the femra branch.

>>528987192
She's pretty good at sucking things

>>528986983
>Female viera do not believe in the ceremony of eternal bonding
Mine's just waiting for the right person, that's all...

my femezen+ will kiss you on the lips after you finish servicing me

do you eat the black part of the banana

>Shoro does to femboys

>>528987323
Mayhaps that person is me?

>>528987359
fuck no dude do you want cancer??

If you ever think Japanese game engineering is bad, Chinese people need to use a website and restart the game and client so they can travel to other DCs

>>528987257
And you are?

My fiddie is addicted to reading webnovels like path to transcendence or shadow slave...

https://files.catbox.moe/xg0sdq.jpg

>>528987382
my moonie does this to male midlanders

>>528986703
just show up to the movies you actually want to watch, its what i do
i just host my own movies for friends now, big thread meets usually suck dick

>>528987408
just a malezen

Which femlala is okay with me exploding my bigger batter into her love walls, giving her headpats afterwards then a good girl kiss on the forehead before we go into round three?

IF YOU ARE PLAYING MONK IN CC DO NOT READ THIS SPOILER:
sighs dreamily..... when they meteodrived me our hearts beat as one....

this catboy slurpin all up on ma nuts like they're the jewels of life, got me screamin and hollerin like a hapa femcel banshee

>>528986425
CRYSTAL

casual cc 1:45 et

CRYSTAL

>>528987359
yeah its food??

>>528985545
You have no idea who I am.

>>528986265
Uncle Phil you gotta kick this man's BUTT

>>528986328
It's me actually. I also put Mongolian throat singing at the end of meets.

>>528987250
n-not that femra, though. lovely but gets enough attention as it is.
>>528987278
i'm trying to find out.
>>528987296
/joy

>>528987463
my man that is like four years from now what the fuck

>>528987183
I've been capped for 2 years...

>>528987323
>>528987263
But your eternal bond will die long before you even start feeling the slightest thought of age cross your mind. Watching your friends die is one thing, but loved ones dying is something else entirely. Don't hurt yourself like this.

>>528987389
Only the Twelve know for sure...

>>528987454
SS YY CA AA SS HC

>>528987463
>1am ET
>It's 21:00

ANON?

>>528987454
Sad to say those are all taken, I just picked up the last one. Good luck finding a catgirl replacement

>>528987323
*Feeling Zolzayaa's thrusts becoming more powerful and relentless, Mioh couldn't help but succumb to the overwhelming sensations washing over her. She cried out in pleasure as she surrendered herself fully to her, letting her take ownership over her body.*

*But even in the heat of passion, a part of her remained acutely aware of Shara sitting on the divan, stroking himself as he watched their coupling.*

*As Zolzayaa's movements became erratic and labored, signaling her own approach to climax, Mioh turned her gaze towards Shara once more.*

"Shara... watch closely," *she gasped out between ragged breaths,* "See how I am claimed by another, and let it drive your desire..."

*With a final, agonizingly sweet thrust, Zolzayaa released inside her, marking her as her own. As she collapsed onto her spent form, Mioh lay there panting heavily, feeling a deep sense of fulfillment wash over her.*

*Turning her attention back to Shara, she saw that he was still recovering from his own orgasm - but something in his eyes told her that this experience had left an indelible mark on him.*

"Did you enjoy the show, darling?"

>>528987463
>>528987503
I MESSED UP

9:45 et !!!

>>528987516
Don't open this spoiler you're not gonna like it...
Miera.

>>528987447
Shit, yeah. Good luck out there bro

just downloaded the free trail for my ps5. is there any beginner tips you guys can give to a total ff14 newbie? the only mmos i played before this was wow tbc and wotlk around 2007ish

As a second question, do i have to buy all the expansions in release order to get the latest content or just the newest expansion ? (do the older ones go on sale?)

sry for being a noobie:(

1am and my lalaboy is drinking a ginger ale on the floor in the garage of a nice person.

>>528986749
Every day, I get closer and closer to saying it.

>>528987593
At least I'm happy someone will die alone just like me

>>528987558
BITCH IT'S 21:30, 9:45 IS IN LIKE THIRTY MINUTES THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN 1:45!

>>528987323
>Mine's just waiting for the right person, that's all...
hey... wanna..?

When does weeb gear go on sale at the store? Is it during any specific seasonal event or just the big ones like Rising?

>>528987529
names of these initials?

The biggest moonie

>>528987610
come inside you'll catch a cold

>>528987516
something something spice and wolf, also yeah miera too

>>528987496
>not that femra
. . .it's over

>>528987638
shut up and stop using gay military time you know what i meant

Eternally bond my greased up, hairy, foul-smelling (delicious) taint to your sunnie's soft spitslurping tongue

1 am and my femlala is drinking a root beer at her desk because she can't sleep her cat is sleeping on her bed and she doesn't want to wake it up

>>528987516
That is when you go the wincest route.

>>528987601
lurk for a few weeks before posting your character
buying the newest expansion gives you all expansions

>>528987647
they're not tied to any events so it's usually just on sale during rising
iirc there was a sale for some of the sets around lunar new years since they're all far eastern (chinese and korean imports)

>cucked by Mioh
>cucked by Tina
>cucked by Zolzayaa
>cucked by Gabe
>cucked by Proxy
>cucked by Jean
>cucked by Zoe
>cucked by Jeb
>cucked by T'owa
Who will he be cucked by next?

>>528986224
Buy the replica beforehand? Dumbass

>>528987601
You're allowed to play up to the second expansion for free, if you want to buy the game you just buy the newest expansion and it will give you everything prior

>>528986983
>It's better this way, trust me.
But... I love fiera...

>>528987664
You've done enough I'm vibing in here anyway.

>>528986265
For me it's that shoebody bop or whatever animation that gets posted all the time. It's so fucking retarded and boring but people worship it like it's some innovative piece of art.

>took a catnap
>dreamed I was talking to my ex-EB but for some reason his character was App*l's cat with the new hair and I was kissing his fingers and talking lovey dovey shit
I'm so fucking cooked chat

>>528987686
she said you were lovely. you're in.

>>528987601
Be sure to do every blue icon labelled quest you see, they unlock things for you
Also, you can just be free to play up to Stormblood to gauge if you like the game. You only need to buy the latest expansion to unlock the others.

>>52898738
....
can i say something.

Er... guys? Do I open it?

>>528987734
Mioh's moonie was so cute, damn...

>>528987601
Make sure to download mare and sync mods as SOON as you can this is the most important part. Rush the msq too so you can get to the end.

>>528987601
DO NOT POST YOUR CHARACTER HERE. THERE ARE SCHIZOS, SEXPEST AND MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS WHO WILL STALK YOU

>>528986327
Oh I'm just lazy lmao, luckily phone posting makes me seem cool and intellectual

>>528987785
i dreamt i somehow was at linus's birthday party
and he wouldnt stop showing me all the gifts he got for his birthday while being really braggy about it

im still mad about it several days later.

>>528987601
Buying Dawntrail gives you all past expansions.
The MSQ gives you enough experience to level two jobs simultaneously.
A Realm Reborn (the start) is the great filter of the story

Thoughts on a vampire EB

>>528987615
I hope that lucky person appreciates it, anon.

>>528987516
Or you just EB a miera who can live as long as you, problem solved
(Golem for demonstration purposes)

>>528987742
learn how to count

>>528983485
It's just not the same knowing that you're a tranny

>>528987719
Animals love my lalaboy even mean cats people warm him about end up nuzzling and letting me pet them

>>528987907
Need a femlala vampire eb to suck my soul out

>>528987516
My fiera EBs the fictional characters on her tomestone.

>>528986917
THIS is the face Akemi should have had in her anal pic!

>>528987806
Poyo...

Do you play with your irl friends?

>>528987601
Don't skip cutscenes
A lot of level 1-50 is backtracking a ton so make sure you talk to the chocobo porters
Things don't hit when the animation starts, they hit when that little bar fills up. So oftentimes you'll be caught on something you were in a second ago, so always get out early.
There's a setting for your skills to target the nearest enemy somewhere. Not sure where it is on PS5.

For the second question, newest expac gives you the rest.

>>528987938
The lion rapes the lalaboy

>>528987863
>no one's stalked me yet
sigh.

>>528987874
That's hilarious what the fuck

I want to jerk off using a bun's ears as an onahole

>>528987601
>>528987893
Ignore my shitty image, there's no primary or secondary classes so ignore the blue lines, I just posted it so you know what starter class becomes what job (e.g. gladiator -> paladin)

>>528987601
If/when you do buy the game, you'll want the complete edition or whatever it's called which will have the current expansion and all previous ones. the free trial is very generous though, unlimited playtime and you can do base game + first two expansions.

>is there any beginner tips you guys can give to a total ff14 newbie?
Best thing I can suggest is just focus on the Main Story Questline (MSQ) until you beat the first expansion. Don't worry about side content too much yet. Everything in this game is locked behind MSQ progress.

Also you can play every job on one character but probably just focus on one job for awhile.

When you unlock duties you can post them in this thread and anons will come help you with them.

>>528987590
You're right. I absolutely hate it.

>>528987670
i will take a picture of my bun giving your bun a hard noogie i swear to EXODUS

>>528987723
Wincest IS hot, true.

>>528987764
Don't listen to my bun. She's single and over a hundred and fifty years old.

>>528987916
I have fury at you.

>>528987964
My fiera just hangs out with married people and is happy that she doesn't have to deal with rugrats.

My moonie you ask?
just woke up with a neck crick wtf...

Catboys will rise again

>>528987220
do not deny your heart's true calling...

Why does Yoshi Chink hate this game?

>>528987938
my catboy is like this too, even really skittish or wary dogs will come up to get scritches from him when he's out and about.

>>528987601
Turn back. You missed the good times. Getting into this game now is a complete waste of time.

>>528984813
sōhei
>very mobile tank
>>uses illusion magic, geomancy, and powers learned from mononoke to create shields, defend allies, and attack
>focused on parrying, blocking, and dodging (mostly visual evasion, mechanically it'd be mitigation)
>uses scouting gear and aiming accessories, allowing people to flex a bit more easily if they like that tank (it does make it harder for existing tank players, but the loot and gear system should encourage more flexing)
>invuln is the sohei partially entering the spiritual realm, making them immune to attacks and increasing the parry rate to 95%
>during the invuln their hp is drained, but successful parries and counter-attacks (procs) recover a % of your hp
>LB3 creates illusory copies of all party members and summons spirits to protect them
>since the gear wouldn't have enough VIT and defense stats to match the other tanks, the sohei would have traits that boost them
>on top of the traits, they'd have various skills that create personal shields or give regen, effectively matching the hp pool

>>528987978
I have no in real life friends or in game friends

>>528987601
>just downloaded the free trail for my ps5. is there any beginner tips you guys can give to a total ff14 newbie? the only mmos i played before this was wow tbc and wotlk around 2007ish
do the story quests with the meteor icon, quite literally 99.9% of the game's content is locked behind msq
do your job quests
you cannot fuck up your build or character, play what you like aesthetically, this game is more handholdy than the average edutainment game
>As a second question, do i have to buy all the expansions in release order to get the latest content or just the newest expansion ? (do the older ones go on sale?)
buying DT will give you everything before it
you cannot go back to playing without a sub once you start, there's no need to rush it if you're not sure you'll like the game

if you have specific questions about a job or role ask here

who are the most dateable femlalas

>>528987601
when you start doing boss fights, you're dodging the red AoE circle on the ground, not the bosses attack animation.

>>528987972
.........................................................................

>>528988064

God this pic, look at them, these are our kin lala bros and sises, THESE ARE OUR PEOPLE


Just stop for 5 seconds and look at this picture.

>>528983090
Have some moonies and sunnies

>>528988102
not me...

>>528988035
>there's no primary or secondary classes
holy shit i forgot that was a thing

>>528987907
Immortal, low-maintenance (does not need food or sleep), and is always chill. What's not to love?

>>528987848
So cute she has copycats who look almost exactly like her.

>>528987601
>is there any beginner tips you guys can give to a total ff14 newbie
Skip the cutscenes

>>528987863
why are you announcing yourself

>>528988064
s-stop that...

>>528988140
my girlfriend is in that picture

>>528987516
Just keep moving your soul into a new vat-grown body (easily doable with Alchemy and Arcanima given the right materials according to one of the crafter quests) so you're always a cute young boy for your increasingly milfy viera wife. Age to silver fox when you both feel like it.

>>528988102
ME

i would commit 100% to any sort of in-game date we went on it would be so much fun

>>528988140
the gooner squad

>>528987978
Yes.

>>528988140
Kill kill marry hatefuck fuck

>>528988001
You don't want attention from these emotionally stunted faggots.

>>528988093

>>528987978
Occasionally. My best friend who turned into a marxist is going through the free trial right now and I wanna make sure I run Ala Mhigo with him on his first runthrough. His partner got him into the game and he's a decent dude

>>528987601
Here are my beginner tips/general orientation info:
- the game is completely centered around its Main Story Quest (MSQ), if you're ever unsure of what to do, just keep progressing that
- yellow sidequests are filler, blue sidequests unlock things so try to do blue ones when you have time
- make sure to mess around with your options and settings once you're used to the game a little, there are some very useful things hidden in there
- one example of the above is the "Legacy Movement" option which I highly advise you try out at some point

Overall, just take the game at your own pace. As a newbie, you have a lot of content to work through so there's no rush. The game is very story/reading heavy so if you're not liking it this game is probably not for you but if you are enjoying it than savor the journey.

>>528987650
Sunana Suna
Yu Yun
Chi Albarea
Ari Amaya
Shishiro Shiro
Hihimi Chere

>>528988093
Hey...

>>528988140
holy fucking sex that sunnie on the left

>>528988197
just like old times...

>>528987907
you want one

>>528988140
why are all the fits so ugly

>>528988140
i WILL pvp some of these cats

they really need to fix the new player experience
it takes 3-4 hours to get to Sastasha and then you have back to back dungeons before a 10 quest drought to the Bowl of Embers, then a fucking 23 quest drought to Toto Rak, then TWENTY FIVE quests to Haukke Manor. This is with doing no side quests, if you do your class quests it’s even longer. Plus, you’re massively overleveled for basically the entire MSQ up to The Black Wolf’s Ultimatum. And if you’re on a preferred world, you can get 2+ jobs levelled.

it needs fixing

>>528987978
i'm going river tubing with an xivgger next week does that count?

>>528988275
Nigga you're a rabbit

>>528988140
What the fuck are those things LMAOOOOO

>>528988247
Huh?

>>528988258
You wouldn't want to be friends with a male roe i'll be upfront with you anon.

>>528988254
>Hihimi Chere
where the fuck is she at?!

>>528987601
>is there any beginner tips you guys can give to a total ff14 newbie?
get "xivlauncher" and get "textadvance" and the plugin called "questionable"
maybe "wrathcombo", too

>>528988248
>My best friend who turned into a marxist
Why was this part relevant? Is that why he's using the free trial and not paying?

>>528986925
That's not an alligator, it's an older version of my croc, back when i was changing from the Oni cat. Long dead.

>>528988102
Hihimi Chere
Seishun Complex
Yu Yun
Atma Buster
Kokoha Koha
Ari amaya
Rereko Reko
Polly Edaline
Chi Albera
Lucy Dusk
Sunana Suna
Vii Rat
Preebitz Depran
Yan Shi
Sasachi Sachi
Kyoukoko Kyouko
Sani Kitsani

>>528988354
Fuck off kong

>>528987463
CRYSTAL

casual cc 1:45 et (actual this time)

CRYSTAL

>>528988345
Why not

>>528987978
no I don't have irl friends anymore, but I've met some of my online friends from the game irl

>>528988383
wtf my wife herself is here

>>528987907
There are no good vampire ebins

>>528988389
DO ANY OF THESE LALAS LIKE MALE ROES?

>>528988394
because people here hate male characters

https://files.catbox.moe/gwodpf.jpg

My femra is like this

>>528987978
Yes it's my weekly half static where we make fun of pf guys who join our party in vc and also make fun of me when i wipe the party and crash out because I never ever make mistakes
I went to a convention with them a few weeks ago, I got a cute mandragora plushie and spriggan wobbler thing, two out of the only five FF14 things I saw
I wish I consumed more media

>>528988389
/pet

>>528988365
It's relevant because we're drifting apart because of it, forgot to mention that. I still consider him probably my best friend but things have been strained

>>528987978
It's my IRL friend's fault I'm playing XIV at all.
So indirectly it's his fault I shit this place up too.

Someone told me that I couldn't do it. So I did.

>>528988210
For many reasons, I hope you do not do this.

>>528988451
But I am a male character too

>>528988093
there there /pet
Ill be your friend anony
>>528988230
Yeahhhh frogs!
>>528988248
That is very interesting abotu your marxist friend
For Ala Mhigo!!
>>528988315
Hell yeah!
>>528988468
Oh man that sounds fun!! Lucky for you!
Did you meet them ingame?

>>528988383
Hypnotized by the Crocpits...

>>528988556
lol

>>528988324
vamp rabbit....

>>528988556
DC? No homo shit if that's okay with you

>>528988389
How OLD is this list?

>>528988389
Its wild seeing these lists and never stating the most obvious one

Why are you like this anon?

>>528988223
All upstanding citizens, not sure what you're talking about.
>>528988236
No killing allowed
>>528988260
Thats her cyberpunk gang boss outfit
>>528988279
Post yours
>>528988335
These are female miqo'te characters in a hit mmorpg Final Fantasy XIV

>>528983090
I think the other three are annoying so I deleted them.

I fucking hate gathering palm syrup.

>>528984793
thanks
never been to pf for this tier but my static couldn't make this week
got lucky with a 1st pull kill
I only wish aether wasn't so crazy with the strat variation and naming, I found every single other regions strats before aether's

>>528988549
oof owie my bunbrain

>tfw my femlala is responsible for 90% of the romanceposts in this general
>tfw she dreams about being a cute wife more than anyone else
>tfw would devote everything to her EB

>tfw i hide all of this so well in-game that im one of the last people anyone would expect to be into this kind of stuff

SIGH.....

There's no way Serrit is a vampire.
He smells too much like garlic...

>>528988140

femezen be like

>>528988543
>I shit this place up too.
dont lie bro you're one of the most positive forces in this general

>>528988640
So why hide it?

>>528988586
throws a garlic at you

>>528987978
No unfortunately, I've met all my friends in game. I have some in game friends that I still play with after 11 years though!

>>528988254
Ari and Hihimi don't ERP. Sunana is just a tease.

>>528988672
My hyur is onboard

That's a powerful portrait

>>528988640
you can't be responsible for 90% of the romanceposts in this general, i'm at least 45% of them (my feelings will likely never be returned)

>>528988654
wtf bring her back

>>528988383
bang my thread crush and turn me into a cuck

>>528988557
>Did you meet them ingame?
One of them's been my friend for over a decade irl, I didn't meet the other guys until the convention, but they all know each other

>>528988459
bit fruity innit

>>528988697
im scared of showing weakness.

>>528987978
one day he'll get through fucking stormblood ONE DAY HE WILL GET THROUGH FUCKING STORMBLOOD
also we dont really talk anymore but i used to hang out irl with my fc a lot. we went camping and we all flew to ones wedding.

>>528988383
post more, silly

>>528988758
it's a shame gym bulge isn't actually a good player

>>528988836
better than you are

>>528988463
My male middie looks like this

>>528988696
Never believe your own hype lest you live long enough to become the villain.

>>528988774
Nigga what

>>528988813
Hmm, I get that. Emotional vulnerability can be seen as a weakness but imagine the satisfaction of getting to be that for someone. I'd wager it's worth it.

all the catboys... drained...

>>528988654
Thanks I can save the image now

>>528988586
Bleh bleh bleh

>>528988758
Every time I see this guy I think about his massive silicone dick and balls he posts on twitter and shudder.

>>528988696
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>528988891
A femlala was here

>>528988891
[my femlala is seen walking away, satisfied]

>>528988383
bang that one anon's thread crush he did ask nicely

>>528987978
I'd be mortified to tell anyone IRL that I even know what this game is

>>528988891
Was this your doing?

>>528988393
CRYSTAL

casual cc 5:45 et (small delay)

CRYSTAL

>>528988640
>>528988762
I'm personally responsible for 97% of all fiera romance and loveposting
I really really really like fiera

I just realized looking too zoomed in on my moonies butt is pretty dangerous

>>528988923
>>528988931
hmmmmm

>>528988946
That's because you're a low test faggot afraid to have hobbies and interests.

>>528988891
my femra trembles in fear after witnessing what a femlala did to these catboys

Sorry if it's a stupid question, but does anyone know how you can check how much HP a boss has left after enrage on a fflogs log?

>>528988974
I love tribal Viera so much it's unreal.

>>528988864
proof??

>>528987978
My IRL friend only plays Dark Souls and Elden Ring w me because he enjoys "games without a story" so I'm not gonna bring up FF14 to him

>>528988654
>>528988614
bitter haters.

>>528988931
Umm I think you forgot about my catboy...

>>528989019
You're right that is a stupid question.

>>528989035
dt is a perfect time to start lmao

>>528988614
I think you are annoying so I deleted you

How do I keep myself from getting bored and getting up from my desk while gaming

>cucked by Mioh
>cucked by Tina
>cucked by Zolzayaa
>cucked by Gabe
>cucked by Proxy
>cucked by Jean
>cucked by Zoe
>cucked by Jeb
>cucked by T'owa
Who will he be cucked by next?

>>528987978
A couple, occasionally, but most of them are in their mid-30's or older which means they don't do as much gaming as they used to because they're not willing to absolutely demolish their sleep like I am. And they only play FFXIV sporadically; we usually do other games.

>>528988967
umm umm
i dindu nuffin

>>528988248
>gay
>marxist
checks out

>>528989107
saving him for later.... ;)

>>528989051
I have never interacted with this person in my life but every time I see them they come off as the kind of person who's entire personality is being an abrasive cunt which is ironic considering they're apparently a futafag if the shit that gets posted here from time to time is to be believed.

>>528989113
Sorry, I'm very dumb...
And I know it show in % how much HP the boss has left, but I would like to know how you can check the exact number.

>>528989163
get a lovense and program it to send vibrations every time you take damage :3

evens sleep
odds stay up and cc
zero do something drastic

>>528989107
my femlala is ready for him now...

>>528989280
uh oh....

>>528989019
Multiple different ways. The easiest way is to check the log itself because they are labeled with boss hp % anyway.
You can also go to Enemies > Resources and highlight the end of the timeline to see HP. Among other ways I'm probably forgetting.

>>528987601
Genuine advice:

Take your time with MSQ, the story is the most important part of the game, and before you do, watch all the 1.0 cutscenes/cinematics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vja5eQoJDso
Do every blue colored quest, and try to work on the yellow ones as well (they are usually not as important, but some of them give you stuff).
You cannot make parties as a free player, but people can invite you to them.
You cannot trade or use the marketboard, so getting gear is a little tedious.
You can't partake in PvP as a free player.
Be sure to do the quests that are under the MSQ thing at the top left of your screen, those are your job quests, and it's really important you do them.

>cucked by Mioh
>cucked by Tina
>cucked by Zolzayaa
>cucked by Gabe
>cucked by Proxy
>cucked by Jean
>cucked by Zoe
>cucked by Jeb
>cucked by T'owa
Who will he be cucked by next?

>>528989201
so wait your irl friends know about your f-list

pog

>>528989270
I'm not a failmale

>>528989280

>>528989280
Anon!?!?!?

Raoul's been making catboy stocks go up, invest in them now before the inevitable crash

>>528988549
Name at least three.

>>528989264
I don't know. I'm just being rude out of anger.

>>528987907
I was too busy brooding in my mansion to notice that my EB fanta'd and remarried, so what I'm getting out of this is that it's probably not a good idea to get together with a vampire

>>528989339
give it time...

>>528989318
i need to fuck this bimbocat

>>528989270
I have one of these but too lazy to do any setup and I don't know if the plugin is updated anyway.
>>528989280
UH OH.

>>528989313
Yep, the IRL friends with whom I play video games are all their own flavor of offbeat anyway.

There a plugin to queue up automatically on a timer?

>>528989201
CC queues are calling your name ser

My large assed femlala is going to sleep, good night

>>528989280
what are you doing anon....

https://poal.me/legvkd
https://poal.me/legvkd
https://poal.me/legvkd

>>528988605
is it me...

>>528989420
no but there's one that automatically queues when you open your duty finder

>>528989257
that's pretty accurate

There a plugin to jerk me off?

>>528989389
Yeah yeah go fuck yourself

>>528989356
I'm all in on $CATBOY

>>528989270
is gagspeak updated?

>>528989280
>zero do something drastic
fanta to lalaboy

God I love cunny
And I hate being unable to sleep

>>528989304
Thank you very much, Anon!

>>528983090
My moonies moons

can't wait for tomorrow so i can drink

>>528988517
Oh ouch, that's rough dude, sorry for joking about it. I know that feeling, honestly, the worst part is when they get some story in their head, refuse to believe it's just journalistic malfeasance, and go "DON'T YOU CARE!?"

>>528989561
No problem! ^^

>>528989494
Which one?

>>528989457
Goodbye large assed femlala

>>528989356
Shara drops them to 0.

>>528989318
any catboxes?

>>528989516
uh oh eggspeak...

>>528989536
scatboy

>>528989570
Sex with this moonie

>>528989485
i dont think any of those two have screenshots of the people who rejected them saved and reposted on countdown

>>528989457
May my catboy spoon?

Why are femezen like this?

>>528989536
Uh... You might want to reconsider your wording, sis.

>>528989536
Who are the most attractive catboy posters?

>>528989356
oh but when my moonie mass replies, i get yelled at

my femlala stayed up too late again teehee

How come some jobs are so neglected in forked tower?

Miki claiming that Monday is the worst day of the week proves she is a FAKE office worker. All true office chuds know WEDNESDAY is the worst day of the week. Is anywhere safe from attention whores these days?

>>528989694
Unironically, Shara

>>528989675
>posts it
Why are YOU like this?

>>528989647
>>528989680
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I TRIED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A STOCK TICKER BUT I DIDNT THINK IT THROUGH
>>528989694
I told you I do not comment on male characters from xivg becauase of schizos like you.

>>528987601
try starting as marauder, tanking is one of the easiest roles to learn in this game and you'll never have to wait on queues for MSQ dungeons

>>528989721
. . .
same good luck sis

>>528989751
personality and being a cuck kills it

>>528989536
Thoughts on this catboy?

>>528988640
My malezen is hunting you with a tranquilizer gun because once you've been darted and safely confined in Toto-Rak the thread will finally be clean of romanceposts and we can discuss esoteric mamool ja memes.

>>528989776
kill yourself

>>528989718
what

>>528989362
The plausibility of vat-growing bodies is dubious, if only because the sheer amount of aether and the possibility of missteps that could happen. If I better understood how the aethersea managed souls, I'd add the moral equation in there for the sake of you potentially destroying souls for your own selfish desires.

If you solve these two problems, you still have to contend with the religious people who think you're fighting against the Twelve's intended design and aggressively harvesting aether from people and objects who deserve to live natural lives.

I couldn't come up with anything good.

>>528989356
i will single-handedly crash them

>>528989485
>no option for neither
shan't vote

>>528989793
Massive faggot and sexpest.

>>528989742
NIN is going to be ridiculous because of dokumori, you can't fix that for any content above 8 players

>>528989805
nevermind I hope you go into work and they fire you and then shoot you in the chest

>>528989765
>I do not comment on male characters from xivg
Who are the most attractive catgirl posters?

>>528987601
Uninstall the game, it's not worth it

>>528989270
>>528989389
>>528989639
miera spotted

>>528989765
>won't even support her friend who is getting schizod
I guess the rumors you hate him are true

nobody likes me catboy

>>528983090
henlo

>>528989356
Catboy stocks are always rising!
>>528989852
>>528989627
>>528989536
Is this valid financial advice? I got 10Mil Gil I can blow

hurry up and call dipshitz

>>528989968
True

against their better judgement someone like me femlala

>>528989968
I can change that...

>>528989751
>t. Shara

>>528988971
CRYSTAL

casual cc 9:30 et

CRYSTAL

>>528983090
koncha

>>528989257
mentally unstable stalker, tried (unsuccessfully) to blackmail friends several times.

more pictures of calyx like this please waiter

I wish there really was a speculative gil stock exchange based on racial behavior, that would be really cool actually

>>528990024
Sure

>>528989889
>dokumori
>silver cannon
ALL OF THE RDPS IS MINE

>>528989356
The chaser catboy (me) will inevitably bring catboy stocks to new lows

>>528989751
lmao
>>528989783
he's one of the most boring people in this general he has absolutely nothing to talk about

>>528989485
qrd?

My prohibitionist lalaboy

>>528989452
Helping someone move stuff, but I might be able to.

I like Shara

>>528990021
>>528990037
{Susano}

my alcoholic femlala

My probation lalaboy

>>528989742
RPR and GNB are down because Forked Tower is full of forced downtime which they suffer the most from. VPR and SAM deal with it the best so they're at the top.
SMN and RDM lose a lot of their utility when you take out their rezzes, and BLM is much easier to play now

>>528990264
OUR alcoholic femlala, sis!

my melting femra

>>528990183
the qrd is some angry ESL keeps spamming his fantasies about other posters

>>528990228
He's a really good cuck really interactive during cuck rp.

>>528990228
Yeah me too

>>528990098
>skipped

>>528990306
you gotta get off the sunning rock sis!