>Hard mode Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passwordniggerg
Touch Bloodstain:
>>530177140
i want to impregnate duchess
Recluse is better than Revenant
>>530225583wat. you can upgrade talismans there?
>>530225540 (OP)We should really stop calling them hard mode in the OP. Most of them are easier than their normal fights.
>>530225540 (OP)>Group Password: niggerg someone make a real thread please
>>530225757everyone knows that
I suck so bad at sentient pest compared to every other boss. I get hit by every scorpion roar I roll too slow for the moth projectiles I can barely ever hit the moth. The only attack I'm good at dodging is when the scorpion moves his legs I know he's going to stomp. I just run around getting a hit in here and there to apply fire and letting the ironeye solo it for free
Nth for Ironeye's conviction wavering when faced with an autistic suicidal gypsy
Removing the not real video games like gacha slop generals that (will never, unfortunately) get moved to /vmg/, The multiple pajeet AI generals that I assume destroy us in posters
Where would /erg/ rank right now?
>>530225854you had two hours to do it yourself
>100 purple signbucks
time to start gachaing at the jew table?
>>530226002Unfortunately I'm neurotypical, so I can't decipher any meaning from your post.
>>530225758sorry not talisman, seal.
arr arr arr arr
>>530226131Nigga can't read words kek?
>>530226036i'd queue up but whoever is queuing is forcing every lobby to run ED bugs
if i select all it's a bug lobby 20 matches in a row
if i select all but bugs i don't get a match
just started playing with randoms after a while
>>530226084I'm keeping those for now, the gacha is 'spensive compared to the murk one and only guarantees large relics, not *good* relics
>>530226110If you people posted in your own thread as much as you post in this one maybe you wouldn't be on the same OP for three days straight.
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So this guy was cheating right?
Psnbros queue for bugs pls.
>>530226253HOLYYYYYYYY SHITTTT REAL?
>>530226275Kek
>>530226256>whoever is queuing is forcing every lobby to run ED bugsWhat you really mean is you want to force people to not queue bugs.
>>530225318right, most people would have the sense to just run next to an attacking teammate, instead of distracting them with something that have zero reason to think about because, again, you could just fucking solve it yourself by running in front of them.
>so I never have to bother with you againanother win for niggerg.
>>530226385Alright I'll get on right now, in a game yet?
>>530226373yes, that's around 7-8x damage
should have looked at his relics instead, they probably had like 3 grafted greatsword(all stats up per kill) and 3 maraias greatsword(all damage up per kill) effects attached to them, which is the relic cheater go-to in this game.
>>530225634i-if its you, its ok anon
>>530226601>malding so hard he brings thread drama across to a new threadHoly autism, fucking drop it already
Queued for everything except bugs and augur, erg 1/3 pc
>These anons are still going at it
Holy kek this shit is funnier than whatever that password drama is about
>>530226656the asanagi style killed trillions
>>530226436please read past the first line before replying to me, thanks.
20 matches of it across 2 days was enough.
>>530226601nta but whenever I get the egg my teammates almost always immediately get on my ass for the free hits on moth and to remove the bug on landing. I think you're genuinely in the wrong here and didn't beat the game
>>530226656worthless troon faggot
>>530226653>>530226652Damn I didn't think to see his relics. I was so shocked, pic related is me checking his inventory/stats the moment he took off 3/4ths of Gnoster. The biggest shame is that he turned it on at the Gnoster fight. He wasn't nuking anybody the whole game. Ah well.
>>530226806No, I read the whole thing. No one is forcing you to queue bugs, but you do anyways, and since you feel forced into it you want to be able to do that to others.
Getting pregnant from Wylder! (Libra works too)
I have a sickness, and the only cure is more images of revenant with a colossal weapon
>>530226718just trying to make you less of a liability to your teammates, since you won't get carried as hard by fextra randos on the old password.
I want Wylder to lovingly impregnate me
Actual tier list
S: Recluse, Revenant, Ironeye. Range is busted, FP is plentiful, most bosses can't do crap against these characters. Revenant can carry with lighting spam, Recluse with magic spam, Iron with broken bows. If you lose with one of these in your team they single handedly lost you the match. Imagine having infinite damage at range so you can avoid 99% of attacks and still not being able to carry, generally these three attract the worst players which balances out how OP they actually are.
A: Executor, Duchess, Raider. Executor has a toggle invincibility mode and the ability to start with a bleed+frost weapon, if you can't carry with it, consider going back to fortnite, the only reason hes not in S is because hes melee. Duchess has the most broken dodge of any Souls ever, if you got hit you brought shame on your family. Raider is A- tier, he can walk through damage but his playstyle is boring as sin and his ult is irredeemable dogshit. Attracts a mix bag of players, sometimes good, sometimes shit.
C: Wylder. The beef stock cube of Nightreign, doesn't being anything good but just a base line for all other characters to compare to, wildly over-stated in his power level, his kit is just so simple people wrongly think hes good because the average person does better with him than when they pick more complex characters. These players are never good, but hes so simple its hard not to at least deal some damage to enemies.
F: Guardian. I love you bird man, but you suck, brings nothing and does nothing except for trash clear, the most worthless of qualities. Typically the worst of players or the best challenging themselves, no middle ground.
>>530226959fortunately for you, i went to medical school.
>>530226982Thankfully a ping isnt a distraction so severe that it's a liability for most people. It's basically only you. I guess if you're a blind retard it can be really troublesome, though.
Why is this general filled with trannies now?
What went so terribly wrong?
So I'm guessing that since Everdark Pest has been out for a bit the only people playing it now are gigashitters that havent beat it yet or people that dont know what they are doing.
I've literally had 6 matches in a row where a faggot ass teammate has quit within the first 5 minutes. 3 of which were in the first 30 seconds.
What the actual fuck is going on?
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>>530226814i'm focusing on fart, not moth. i don't even know if he got grabbed or gassed. i was busy fighting when i got pingspammed and saw the other two standing away from the boss doing nothing. i walked up while watching fart in the rearview and before i could figure out what happened the anon died.
>>530227139Or people who only play one or two expeditions a day. Or people who just want the currency for the shop. Or people who just think its fun. I mean, you're still queueing it, are you a gigashitter that hasn't beaten it yet?
>>530226935>No one is forcing you to queue bugsselect all bosses, 20 bugs in a row
>but you do anyways >>530226256>just started playing with randoms after a while
>>530227090I think wylder is better than you give him credit for, the whole deny death refreshing every grace smooths out the hardest part of the run which is the expedition itself, + his movement
can agree with the whole ranged spell fp thing though it's not as safe as you make it out to be
>>530226952Impregnation from Libra is when I want to be abused and used as breeding stock
Impregnation from Wylder is when I want something domestic and romantic
>>530226002Rank based on what?
>>530227357Much facetiousness was applied but the tiers are right
psnbros 2/3 for 3bugs
erg password
>>530227391>impregnation from LibraHe doesn't have a penis
>>530227239>~217 hours on one character>average of ~5.87 hours every single day since release, not even counting the other characters or any lossesGoddam you must fucking reek. Get a fucking life.
>>530227329I queue it to carry randoms. Beat it over a dozen times. The problem I'm saying is there are no randoms to carry, they're all fucking quitting. If I wanted to play solo I would just queue solo.
>>530227502Uh-oh, someone didn't collect enough insight
>get burned out on ER
>play NR
>Get burned out on NR
>play ER
>>530226369Thanks (Forgot to kill this guy)
>>530227337Yes. You are selecting all bosses. You are selecting bugs. What part of this are you not understanding?
>>530227650Get a hobby.
>>530227391Before we continue, are you drunk?
If so, what have you been drinking tonight?
>>530227650Powerwash simulator is on sale right now, try it
>>530227239Honestly, hot. I counted them all up and they are close to your amount of Wylder played which means you've barely lost. Chad Wylder main.
>>530227391>Impregnation from Libra is when I want to be abused and used as breeding stock>Impregnation from Wylder is when I want something domestic and romanticTHANK YOU. It's so nice to see someone who absolutely gets it.
2/3 erg queue, come carry..
>>530227650And only 2 more years until the next real souls game!
>>530226814What does the egg even do? I usually just ignore it
>>530227619I already hated the goat, learning that his "loincloth" is his chest-skin has me puking
>>530227902Poisons you over time, and if Shears screams it hatches into a maggot that deals increased poison damage and stuns you with the madness animation.
>>530227864can I use your thighs as ear warmers?
>>530227902I think it just adds deadly poison proc, then kills you when it hatches after a while. Idk about the last part since I always got it taken off by someone
>>530227619He doesn't have that
I assumed that if he did anything like that he'd either make it like a weird clinical thing like an alchemical mixture then turkey baster type situation, or do it eith his staff either more subtly just from outside just like tapping it against, and then pregnant from that, or if it was going to be inherently physical, it being sort of weird sex toy thing with it
Basically I just view him as making sex be really weird
Duchess is clearly the Melina stand-in. Acrobatic fighter who can use many weapons but favors daggers and magic. Soft-spoken and supportive and serves someone very heavily implied to be Marika. Is from a royal family and has a vaguely divine tie to the Erdtree (the Hold is said in Miyazaki's interviews to be an extension of the Erdtree). Will sacrifice herself at the end of the mission to save the world.
Wylder is obviously the Tarnished/John Eldenring stand-in. Default PC, you start as him. Perpetually masked and wearing a generic grey knight's armor. Can use a lot of different weapons but prefers a greatsword (what the ER PC always gets depicted with in trailers and such). Mysterious amnesiac past called to slay a bunch of monsters. Becomes the new Lord in the "good" ending. Has an ending where they're driven to sacrifice themselves to prevent the sacrifice of the Melina stand-in, but can make that normally bad ending into a good one if the right conditions are meant. Is implicitly the main protagonist going by how much all the other's Remembrances focus on him and how he's featured in the marketing (including being on the cover).
Who else is very clearly standing in for someone from the base game? I guess you can make the case that the Recluse is Ranni.
>>530228085I think you're just weird yourself
Lmao 7 games in a row with quitters. These dogshit motherfuckers die to lordscrub soldiers at the first fort and then immediately quit every time. Incredible
>>530228085Its literally impossible for me to argue with this type of autism so I will just silently support your headcanon of choice, if only because it sounds interesting enough.
>>530228293That was me sorry
>>530227391What if I want to be sandwiched by both? or If Libra only wants to fuck my bro then just letting me watch?
>>530228293I genuinely don't get this mindset of quitting, are these people speedrunning in multiplayer, or can minmaxing really be this obsessive? Is it the korean mmo player syndrome?
Post new Nightfarer ideas. Preferably with passives, skills, and ultimates.
>>530227619good image i hope it was you that made the edit
>>530228228To think of them, maybe, but I really dont think that he would just get someone pregnant by having sex
>>530228310Those were on the tamer side of some of the stuff I was thinking about lmao
>>530227862I'm glad you get it anon, not enough people do
It all depends on my mood but both are hot and I'm ovulating so I'm leaning towards the latter
We should team up with
>>530227239 for a threesome I mean expedition in Nightreign :)
>>530227786Not yet
>>530228429>Getting off to watching your bro get rapedBased
>ThreesomeNot sure how that would work
>>530228495This is worse than day 1 honestly. It's all classes too. Idk what the hell is happening.
>>530228310Also I don't have autism
>>530228540I would like a set of new nightfarers who are exact copies of the ones we have, but they have uncircumcised stamina bars
Also among all the other class idea sperging like adding dryleaf dane as a class, never seen anyone propose dancer class with pretty and long dancy moves and repeated input ashes on start. She would definitely need an uncircumcised stamina bar though.
>>530228602Unfortunately I'm not that funny or creative, sorry...
>died in the fog with a cracked loadout
>don't care, left my runes, beat nightlord anyway
>next day check victor's records
>apparently it still left a phantom behind even though i beat the run, someone picked up my shit and won
>free 1k murk
It's that easy lads.
>>530228635>>Getting off to watching your bro get raped>Basedthat's kinda creepy but I can dig it
>>530228995>>apparently it still left a phantom behind even though i beat the run, someone picked up my shit and wonwtf you can see this?
Above average niggerg win. Fantastic job rev that was easily the fastest ive seen NuBug go down.
What do I have to do to get a Duchess main to talk to me like this?
They really missed not giving some voice lines you could use for each nightfarer really.
>>530228540Blue Dancer, the actual one. It's time.
niggerg players are so bad, back to the real erg pass I go
>>530229063The yellow lights in the roundtable courtyard that show other people's runs. If you see one thats extra bright, check it, and you'll get 1k murk. If you look at their loadout, your name will be on a weapon. That's one they got from one of your red bodies.
>>530228613your headcanon needs work
his motifs are holy and madness in equilibrium
that alone screams a certain of a certain eroge trope and it isn't "mad scientist"
God I love how some artists depict Wylder being hesitant to reciprocate back. Teasing him is peak eroticism
>>530225854>still cryingbro is SUCKING that dick lmao
>>530226275>peopleperson
singular
how are you still not getting this
Somone who levelled INT explain the ruined rise for me:
>saw it for the first time in a hundred expeditions
>abandoned everything to go there
>has only one seal, not three, to get in
>has pretty standard purple rewards
seems not worth it for something so rare
>>530229458your FP increased every rise unlocked relic?
>>530229338Imagining Wylder hesitating to kiss you back at first but then he goes all in and pulls you close to him with full tongue
>>530226952>>530227391>>530227619Offensively troon coded. Stop posting.
>>530226797You have no genuine idea how true this is.
>>530227124Well, you see son, there are these two terrible entities known as discord and reddit, and…
>>530229458only been there once but it had two seals that had to be done in sequence and gave me a staff with comet azur and stars of ruin
>>530229120I'm sorry but your penis is just top big, it'll never happen
Your shmeat swings like a grandfather clock'd gong when you walk
One time you turn around too fast after seeing something arousing and you clotheslined an old man
You have to get blood transfusions when you get hard cause too much of it goes down there that you don't have enough for the rest of your body
Duchess (bae) ult causes
>fulghor nuke to not detonate
>sentient pest duo running phase to be stunted into baby sprints across a small area
what else?
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Today i will remind them that duchess is just a straight up better recluse with a higher skill cap.
>executor's passive is that he gets a damage buff when he recovers from a status effect
>the obvious thing to pair this with is seppuku since it's an instant meaty buff that pairs great with him
>the other part of playing executor is that you want to deflect instead of dodging whenever possible to chunk posture gauge
>whenever you change stances you lose the buff
why did they do this
>>530228635I've also been leaning towards the latter lately. I'm ready to wrap my arms and legs around a guy and not let go.
>We should team up with >>530227239 for a threesome I mean expedition in Nightreign :)That poor boy is going to be drained
>>530228085based autist destroying furtard coomer fantasy
>>530229740I've always wanted to read a comedy story about a man with a comically large dick
>>530227391Imagine the humiliation Wylder would feel. Seeing his wife - the mother of his children, the love of his life - squirming under a demonic goat, moaning, gaping, pissing herself like a bitch in heat, her womb inundated and desecrated by a rabid demon - the same womb that was once his precious treasure and birthplace of his children. To see your wife turned into a whore, her back arched, her tongue out and dripping saliva, her eyes rolling behind her head with lust, her once pristine pussy getting broken into a fleshy oily mess on your marital bed as she is turned into a literal breeding sow for a repulsively deformed goat... it must be hell. No, it must be worse than hell.
running ze bugz niggerg get in lads
>>530228540i'd like an alternative initial weapon loadout, say duchess gets a whip or raider becomes a bara chad with some fist weapons or gets his unarmed attack buffed
>>530229741use it to open the lesser bosses and you can get free backstabs or spam attacks on them. Theres even relics that suport the stealth playstyle which imo is not as bad as it sounds because using relics to make early game easier is a viable strategy if it helps you get to 15 with legendaries by doing shifting earth sooner etc.
>>530229914This is literally cuckshit
>>530229640>Wylder hesitating to kiss you back at first but then he goes all in and pulls you close to him with full tonguethere should be more female on male mindbreak content. I need it, I need it so bad I'm going to die
>>530229740I'm getting fucking blueballed by a Duchess who loves my cock, what is this hell
>>530230038I know, I play her a lot
I was wondering if anyone knows other boss moves that get gimped by her ult
>>530229765I ran a bunch of relics with mind on them and she was pretty good caster, then the new sentient pest relic comes out and she has no FP issues whatsoever now and is a perfect hybrid mage imo. Really fun to play that way, you get in close for melee when the enemy is open, then back away and pepper with spells.
>>530225854you are trans.
>>530230080what tipped you off?
Is the Elden Ring gacha still happening?
Is that why Recluse has a design that seems completely out of line with the presentation of the rest of the IP? The first step?
reminder to set shidding earth to volcano for super pest for fire weapons + upgrade
>>530230312>out of line with the presentationshe's just an n-word (nox)
>>530230080There are many browns in this thread please understand
>>53023017One time you tried to wrap it around yourself under your clothes like a mummy to be able to walk around normally, but you got an erection later on and almost popped like a balloon cause it crushed you like a boa constrictor
>>530227650I started a new run on Friday. 11 hours in and I still haven't gotten my weapon to +25, which is my biggest problem with starting over.
>>530228293Those army bases are the biggest bait ever. huge waste of time for shit blue rewards, and especially fuck the redmane version. Only the fire heads, frenzy troll, misbegotten, and lion versions are worth.
Day 1 should just be getting to 4-6 as fast as possible to comfortably take on the basement boss.
executor stance-swapping is cool and skillful, he literally just needs a way to hold aggro because if he ever has to chase anyone he's accomplishing nothing. even if you made it so that he can deflect with any weapon it would stay true that he can't fucking chase
Does Duchess' "improved character skill attack power" relic stack with itself?
>>530230528All I wanted was for Duchess to bully my dick and get railed by Wylder while I watch :(
>>530229765not really since Recluse is guaranteed to get at least one good staff, with Duchess you're gambling with the fort and rise drops, assuming you even start the run near one
>>530230595[Character] (Effect) do not stack
>>530230175One time you tried to wrap it around yourself under your clothes like a mummy to be able to walk around normally, but you got an erection later on and almost popped like a balloon cause it crushed you like a boa constrictor
>>530230676You tries to get penis shrinking surgery and the scalpel broke
>>530230595none of the character relic buffs stack.
>>530226929>hijacks OPs to put in niggerg>switches to erg anywaylol
>>530229876>I'm ready to wrap my arms and legs around a guy and not let go.Same, I'm so lonely lately. Wylder would make such a good husband. Loyal and chivalrous and would never let harm come to you.
>>530230085I technically raped my ex one time.
He didn't want it but I forced myself on him and he let it happen then took me to Disneyland the next day.
>>530225987The gypsy being?
>>530230080Wrong - I visualize myself as Libra.
>>530230817>one of these people must be the OPNot beating the schizophrenia allegations.
>>530230779keep posting, I'm close
>>530227119sounds like you wasted your time
Thought I was on /a/ for a second.
>>530230080Wrong - I can't visualize myself having sex so I get aroused at women being abused
>>530229901It's not autism, I dont have autism, and those are just different possible fantasies
>>530230595https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k4Az-3tOT_Y0Oox1BHXeolc2yzXDzb-gnlvCnTfWWSo/edit?gid=1738354647#gid=1738354647
This shit is golden please read it
>>530226929mush do you and yys make a group before queuing into erg? do you guys feel you are better than niggerg?
>>530227591My point exactly. Little wonder the threads are so consistently shit with people like that around
>>530231084>Grand Luminous Scene>Attack Power permanently increased for each Evergaol prisoner defeated>Treasure marked upon map>(Stack) Stonesword Key in possession at start of expeditionstopped reading
>erg is le bad because... it just is okay!!
>>530230779You fucking tease! Just tell me I'll never reach as deep as Wylder does, already!
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why is mush such a groomer
kinda wanna try executor against the bugs but there's literally nothing worthwhile to parry
I hate being told I'm trans
When I'm told I'm gay at least I can quip "all that would change is the kind of porn I watch"
just a reminder that everyone here is good enough that you don't need the evergaol relic
Don't feel obligated to equip one, don't feel obligated to head for evergaols either, runs that hit up as many points of interest tend to be more fun
And challenge that invasion point of interest, yes it's harder and it's risky, but again, people here are good enough that they can beat it and can still beat the nightlord even if you mess up
Double Rev run with Mush and Yys and letting them groom me into an orgy
>>530231278i feel like its 3 groups being the brainrot dsg shitposters pushing the invasion narrative, useful idiots like mush falling for it, and alt right debatelords who love using this opportunity to own triggered snowflakes and ask you why you're afraid of the nigger word
>>530230840I see why he's your ex but kinda based in way. Did you guys cuddle afterwards?
>>530231080this reply Indicates otherwise
So the niggerg password really is just a schizo spamming?
I've been using erg today and I still see the same regulars.
>>530231562>don't feel obligated to head for evergaols eitherokay but if you're just forgoing free levels/passives out of contrarianism that's kind of insane
>>530228085Have you ever had sex?
>>530230840For real, he'd make a wonderful husband. And he bakes? I'd make him wear nothing but an apron when he does. Lift up that apron and show me them saggers, bread boy. Protector husband sounds so nice. I tend to attract cute short king soft boys who want me to mommy them and tell the wait staff that he said no pickles, but I've always wanted to experience that protected feel. Safe sounds nice right about now.
>>530226157Not really looks meh
>>530231682Use whichever and don't shitpost about either. just ask in the thread to join if neither is busy with players
>>530231682all the regulars are queuing on erg while newfags are getting baited by niggerg
working as intended
>>530231682yes. the evidence is flimsy and if you call it out they just circularly point you back to the screenshots you just called out for being flimsy. been playing erg as usual, queue times have been the same lol
>>530231706course not, if it's on your route challenge it
but there's no need to go hunting purely for evergaols all day 1
have some fun and do a couple of camps or ruins or if challenge an easier boss like a tree spirit
>>530230840>I technically raped my ex one time.Please share as many details as you feel comfortable sharing. Did he resist? Did you pin him down? Was there dirty talk?
>>530231570>"alt right"Thanks for confirming which one you are (shit eating reddit tourist)
>>530227082I’m going to have sex with her
>>530230480The Nox in the base game dress in all-covering robes and are inhumanly tall.
Recluse is basically naked from the waist up (her dress has a massive cleavage window and doesn't cover any of her back) and has huge tits.
>>530231850>queue times have been the same lolprobably because it's being spammed on discord
>Revenant teammate disconnects night 1 boss
>Doesn't reconnect until night 2 boss when Ironeye and I are both down
>Defeat
Made me lol
Also
>Have to be facing ally for roaring Crucible Executor to heal them
Complete dogshit.
>>530231682they're the same
it's a pointless split
some schizo spent days crafting a narrative so you have to hit cancel search and switch password occasionally
>rando teammates kept splitting off to golem/cryst bases and great churches
>just realized they were doing solo missions to farm keys for us
Oh hell yes, I am sorry for getting annoyed at splits that is helpful as fuck
Ahem... hello, lady-folk. You won't believe this, but a strong, single, stud Guardian just entered the thread. (He's me.) In disbelief, are you? Think I'm a liar? Well then, just take a look at pic related. See all those clears? Yeah, I'm no joke. In fact, you could even say I'm the complete package... or at least, I will be... once I meet my Recluse wife. Could it be you, Recluse reading this very post right now? Might you be the obsidian queen to mount this apex avian's wings...? Let's find out.
(Don't mind the absence of a Heolstor clear. I'm saving that for when I meet my Recluse wife so we can defeat the Night together).
I just came, thank you everyone
my executor changelog:
>Changing into cursed sword stance no longer dispels weapon buffs. The timer continues, but Executor is no longer forced to decide between whether he wants access to a buff's effects or the ability to deflect
>there is now a small window to guard-counter immediately after a stance-change parry, enabling you to guard counter with your main weapon and instantly transition into using it at the end of an attack string.
>tenacity now instantly procs (for a somewhat-longer period of time) when you begin suffering a status effect, with a significantly weaker form triggering when you begin taking status buildup.
>Executor can now spend 50(60?) percent of his ultimate art gauge to instead taunt an enemy within range, instantly drawing aggro to himself for a period of time.
what do u think
>>530232012Can you actually explain why someone would use a populated group community password to organize a pre-set 3-stack via discord? kind of a big hole in this "evidence" you keep spamming, haven't seen you address it yet.
>>530232009Good point. I guess the gacha direction is starting to show. Time will tell
my nightreign copy just arrived, what should i know beforehand?
>>530231029The one thing in common: It's all one person
Has anyone here ever jacked off mid-run while playing with Yys?
Is the rot dagger not in Nightreign?
I've done 21 runs with Duchess and not seen it drop once.
>>530232009The nox in the base game are all priestesses, monks, and swordmaidens
Just because recluse is a harlot doesn't mean she doesn't share a race with them
>>530232206>Changing into cursed sword stance no longer dispels weapon buffs.good
>there is now a small window to guard-counter immediately after a stance-change parry, enabling you to guard counter with your main weapon and instantly transition into using it at the end of an attack string.idk
>tenacity now instantly procs (for a somewhat-longer period of time) when you begin suffering a status effect, with a significantly weaker form triggering when you begin taking status buildup.still dogshit
>Executor can now spend 50(60?) percent of his ultimate art gauge to instead taunt an enemy within range, instantly drawing aggro to himself for a period of time.bad
>>530232082I've noticed that too
some randoms know how to gaolmaxx now and we just sync up with our pings and intentions
in erg games 2-3 gaols is typical, my latest run with randoms had 6 of them cleared despite us hitting up all the typical point of interest
maybe it's because nobody wants to hear autistic tirades about it after the game here
>>530232508explain ur reasoning
>mfw the wildersimp doesnt drop me starlight shards
>>530232479how did you kill a god when I'm managing to clobber you with a big stinky club?
>>530232646I think you're cute so I'm panicking around you.
>>530232412go on the wiki, or on the sparring grounds, and you can see all weapons available in the game
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I really wanted to be a pro Duchess since I like her design and dex/int is fun to play around with but I just can't switch off Wylder. The grapple is fucking amazing. Crutch for when I fall behind, crutch for when I need to get out of big aoe's as fast as possible, etc.
Plus there's cool tech where you just grapple and then immediately roll to get in free ticks of damage + keeps refreshing their stagger bar
>>530232578revxisters is this true????
>>530232807this has to be a bot
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Gg psbros. Got horrible drops but the morgott sword worked I guess.
>>530232370yes, but i was on a discord call with her.
>>530232578I’m a RevcunnyGOD but I exhaled through my nose
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when he slams his mouth claws together thats the triple slam I think? or is that when he lifts up the ground? and then when he seperates his mouthclaws thats the double lunge
>>530226253Absolutely disgusting dual zimmer cockroach may your remaining days be few and painful.
>>530232042>>Have to be facing ally for roaring Crucible Executor to heal themThere's no way this is real, if that's true that relic effect is utterly useless.
Aight, give me some underrated strength set ups. I was considering dual longsword, but just smack me up with any non-obvious weapons I should consider.
Libra would stick his hand into your body like this over your womb and pull out your reproductive system, or a copy of it, wholesale. Not like gory though like its been removed, more like it's just displaced and he can access it externally now, it still effects you like you'd expect if they were the same organs as yours, and can still feel it like it was yours, because they are. So he slides it onto a porous pipe that he pumps alchemical semen and reagents into it to impregnate you with his homonculous "son", since that was the deal that was struck
Also maybe the pipe thing with it at the end, he uses it as a staff sometimes too so it ends up being that you can feel it moving around like a sex toy
Give Executor a relic that lets him reflect projectiles he deflects, that's all I'm asking for
Let me know if I'm understanding the googledoc correctly
When it says, "(Stack) Magic Attack Power Up +0/1/2" that means the only way to stack these is by having 1 of each right? You can't stack +2 over and over right?
>>530233430>Get impregnated>Don't even get to have Libra's monster cock>Forced to get heavy and carry his homonculous son without so much as sexual relief>Forced to give birth without taking Libra's cock a single timeThis is some kind of edging I didn't know was possible
>>530233430>least deranged libratroon
>>530232935ya nothing like a little whole build shuffle at the spirit shelter. a little dodgy but we pulled it out. i was rev
>>530233917What are you on about? regular Gargoyle is easy. If annoying.
Bastard wont stop moving and avoiding my Guard Counters, unironically did more damage with my block reflect than with my main weapon.
Revenant
>only has FTH
>runs out of FP
>useless summons that get onetapped
>bad ult that requires XYZ relics
>ult still only good to carry shitters that shouldn't clear
>magnet for r*ddit retards who use colossals and deal even less damage than a Revenant using seals if that's even possible
>players are either shit-tier memelords who want le chungus smol doll with le big weapon or pedophiles
>99% bad players
>will never be buffed
Recluse
>has INT and FTH
>infinite FP
>very cool skill that gives various spells like adding FP regen to your melees or a single good spell
>very fun Ult that helps people get back health and FP, rewards aggression
>can use seals and staves
>has a way better dodge
>average to great players
>>530233853I meant for the vaginal tract to be included which is what the pipe is slid into, so it isn't entirely since it'd be feeling that but yeah
>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now
>Breeding stock for Libra and your own demon children
>Endless babies
>Endless nightlords
>Fat libra cock pumping load after load in you
>Holding onto his horns and wrapping your legs around him
Raiders ultimate art should've been a grapple that you can use and if a boss attack connects with you as you use it (it puts you into a ready stance for 1s) you'll suplex the boss
No cooldown refund on missing the timing
>>530233368It's true and I agree.
>>530232206He needs better synergy between his three disparate modes of play. The more I play as him the more I realize nobody at From really played this game as Executor. How does Wylder get a follow up swipe that buffs his greatsword with his skill, but Executor has to deal with being forced to walk, losing his weapon buff if he had one, and one handing afterward? It's ridiculous. His Crucible form can stunlock most minibosses? Cool. Also means pushing them away from his allies who are trying to hit the miniboss. Mark my words, they did not playtest Executor properly. He needs an overhaul, which he won't get because that would mean admitting they fucked up.
>>530229765Hol up imma just do faith up relics and use the bell. She's got a a cool dodge I'll give her that.
>>530234196>I roll to pin the dragon
>queue randoms
>forget about checking relics for a bit
>recluse splits off from team most of match
>comes back with night comets hitting 4000 damage
>power of vengeance + maraias on relics
>point down and leave match
>>530234110welcome to the black woman experience
you can be better than a white bitch in literally every way but people will still bend over backwards to simp for the slut
>>530233981I dont think Libra is hot, I just think you can get creative with a mad monster's concept of "sex" and that it doesn't require making him have a penis
Can I get another funny sketch request before bed, I'll try to not lock in as hard
>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now
I can't wait for the Fartis Stoneshid event to be over
>>530234383you sure showed him, xister!!
>>530233430>Anon is using 1000% of their brainngl indirect insemination is kinda hot
>stand at the chokepoint in the spirit shelter
>point down
>teammates actually go buy starshards and dispense them at my feet
surprised that worked... i think i'll keep this strategy going.
Q'ing for Giga Pest with niggerg password
>>530234383>he's afraid of being carried
>>530234458Red eyes birb about to heavy horizantal halberd swing 6 skeletons inside a long lasting windwhirl, Tibia Mariner watching in horror in the distance
If it sounds extremely specific, that's because that happened to me. It was glorious.
>>530234458Can we get Wylder kindly giving a forehead kiss to Duchess?
No horny intent I swear
>>530234729Rev trannies are insufferable but the cucks who simp for them are so much worse
>>530234705>>530234750launched game back up and the lobby was gone already
guess they couldn't go on without me actually.
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Is there something wrong with my build?
Malenia (NG) is genuinely going to make me lose my mind.
>inb4 snow witch hat
Jerren is cooler.
>>530234729they know you'd be even more of a disappointment if they didn't buy shards for you
secretly they wish you'd be something more useful like a Wylder, Ironeye or Recluse
i just don't like recluse's endgame. her dodge sucks, and stars of ruin is boring to use. i never really liked sorcery in elden ring, either, outside of a few of the schools like carian and death sorcery which are not good in this game
Does the 'consecutive attacks negate damage' passive proc off spells?
>>530234952yes xister, a person who one shots everything is sorely missing your irrelevant ass
>>530228540someone mentioned in a previous thread some kind of cavalier whose skill is summoning a horse and he gets bonus damage while mounted, actually seems like a neat idea
>>530235102still has a S in scaling
>her dodge sucksher dodge is the best one in the game after Ironeye's skill
>>530234975Looks fine, she's pretty tough.
wylder... why were you hoarding the candlestick... i gave you an eleonora...
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>>530234975>mages against maleniathat's your first and only problem
>>530225540 (OP)>we still don't have the head
>>530235228>expecting a wylder to give up lootthese niggas are like magpies
>>530232178Uh... ladies...?
>>530235204I can fully dodge waterfowl but that one attack that clicks and does three quick slashes always catches me off guard and oneshots me, it genuinely feels impossible to avoid.
>>530234975>45 vig + light armor + scorpion charm
>>530233214and why should anyone care?
>>530234975The only suggestion I can make is to take 10 points from mind and put it into vigor instead
>think about doing a Raider run with different weapons from the usual stuff for a change
>game keeps handing me Colossals
>end up dual wielding two purple ones from drops, one being a ghiza wheel that buffed itself with blood loss after a crit
That was Ridiculous, Morgott appeared and got turned into a red mist in seconds, I didn't even need to heal against the Nightlord.
>>530232178>55 games>13 winsyou won't attract anyone like this
>>530231562evergoal relic isnt OP on crater shifting earth anyways. you get like 4 evergoals spread around the map and its not worth doing all of them when you have castle and crater on your map. a good legendary for every player is better than an extra 5-10% damage from 1 relic. imagine thinking 10% more damage for recluse or duchess is better than that character having a carian royal staff
>>530235553ghiza's wheel and candlestand are both ridiculous. far better than jump attack spam vs bleed-able and large/fire-weak enemies respectively
>>530235102I'm trying to beat Heolstor with her for her quest and it's really tough
>>530235410just stop rolling backwards. roll to the side and towards her
>>530232178hallo beutiful sexy ladies pleas show bob and vagene i give u google play card not redeemed
Passionate babymaking sex with Wylder
>playing recluse
>building incants to BURN the bugs
>team drops me sorcery talismans at the end of the days
I'm building incantations right now ><
Good job BURNING those bugs
iff guardian cum in recluse wud she lay eg?
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>>530236061haha that's so funny that's so heckin wholesome chungus how you hoarded those weapons that aren't even good on your character instead of dropping them for your team haha you're so funny for that
>>530236094>your strength, extraordinary>said to guy with 10 strengthdumb rotted bitch
>>530236150Thanks anon.
Honestly, her second phase is so much easier than her first one (at least for mage builds) because she basically cripples herself during scarlet aeonia which is also very easy to dodge.
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That bug threesome fight is nutty holy fuck, fuckers wouldn’t stay the fuck down, had to down like 6 bugs or something, the ubercharged scorpion is so fucking annoying
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>>530236061gg
>>530236158I hoarded 2 moonlight GS's and used them even tho the bugs are resistant to magic
>>530236158Ironeye has high dex, no?
>>530236158are you having a stroke?
ironeye has A dex retard
I guess this balanced out me actually getting this event during a Libra run.
>>530236384>I hoarded 2 moonlight GS's100 hours in and never saw it
>>530236349it feels like a shadow buff, they feel much harder than on first day or two
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on the way...
it's better with sound
https://files.catbox.moe/slr1oh.webm
>>530236158just take your HRT yys sis
>>530234821That sounds epic af birdbro, will try to do it justice
>>530234857Will also do this on the side because cute, just have to figure out my take on wyldface
>>530236651I dropped some of that for him tho..
That's what I get for getting greedy
Status effects fucked me over with my greatshield builds back in ER, and it still does here
>>530235486If you like playing with fextra kiddies that's fine but leave me out of it.
>>530236349Wylder ult is a blessing against those fuckers
>>530237169fugging sdadus effegt :DDDDDDD
very cool fight, thanks fromsoft
>>530236586Whose dms are these from
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>>530233993Yeah I saw you or nut had two morgott swords but idk how to ask for other people's equipment
gg with this other rev though.
>No Lightning damage ruins/camp in a Fulghor expedition
Yeah I'm going back to the Roundtable
Bugs got stuck on the other side of the invisible wall and couldn't attack us
it's inevitable there's gonna be a trap nighfarer, but is it gonna be executor with a (proper) girl skin or is it gonna be a whole new character?
WOW that was a disappointing 3bug fight. I've seen other glitches but never that one, what the fuck is wrong with this game
Feel like I got his attacks down now and had an awesome double fire Curved GS build with tons of good passives all for him to just be stuck at the edge of the fogwall. At least we got plenty of experience with all his front attacks I guess
>>530237695He already does
>>530237627>needing the weak element to beat the bossngmi
>>530237710Looks like he got deported by Trump
>>530237627it's regular fulghor, it's not that hard
>>530237749it's not a cute skin, it doesn't look feminine at all, it doesn't count
2/3 rotted woods all boss erg
>>530237627You can knock him out of that stance with any weapon, it'll just do the weak version of the attack which is really easy to deal with.
If he pulls it off, just run away. The ground blades only come out around where he did it.
>>530237789They got hit with frostbite
>>530236523I've seen one once, and I was even playing Recluse, but the Wylder kept it.
I think we lost that run, too.
>people say discord aint a thing
>yet its obvious that mush and yys are grouped up queuing into the passwords
fuck off
>>530237695idk. I would prefer playing as a cute girl but wylder is the most fun character in the game
>>530237937you'll get debuffed. if you don't have lightning it's better to not hit, but then you're losing out on a big window for damage
>>530237984The border farers got 'em.
>>530238001Is it bad form to queue with specific people?
>>530238001I'm guessing they just added each other on steam and group queue erg, I don't think theres a server
When are we getting the martial artist nightfarer with the kamehame or a gallic gun or whatever
I want to unleash my inner battle tard
>>530238202I worry that they won't add dlc things
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Does the game not count disconnects as a loss? I was able to keep my streak going even though I had an unrecoverable network disconnect in my next-to-last game.
>>530238107n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no
>>530238149Is that a bad thing too?
Whats the best spells to look out for/spam if you're playing black witch lady?
>>530238525I didn't say it was bad, calm down fatty
>>530238339but they already added dlc things
>>530238038>posts >erg>isn't queueing niggergdo you even play the game?
>>530238583I'm not fat, and I didn't say you did, I asked
>>530238038if you don't like it then dont queue erg
dont you guys usually like to play the "hey im just here to chill card" anyway? whats the problem? why do you want to play with us fextra trannies ?
>>530238616They did? What?
duchess/revenant/recluse is the hardest comp in the game
>>530238819golden hippos, demihuman weebs
I just had funniest session I ever had in Nightreign
> be revenant
> Augur
> dropped on map, two partners start pinging like insane for half a minute, I understand this is going to be actually funny game
> I start pinging outside the Limveld
> We go to first camp and keep dying for few minutes
> we go to fort and keep dying for next minutes
> I keep pinging outside the map
> in first two places we go I get two giant crushers, equip
> I somehow keep destroying things with crushers so teammates decide to do the job too
> one guy has chainsaw and keeps sawing
> we somehow make it to level 12
> get dropped chainsaw
> Augur gets chainsawed to half
> win
...
>>530238761If you post here and are asking for people to play with you it's weird to request a specific password instead of just using the group password
Please only queue erg if you have a Fextralife Gold Premium Membership Subscription.
>>530228635>>530227862Threesome with erg girls... I can queue up in an hour
To that bitchass wylder who pinged a giant crusher for me as raider and then immediately picked it up right as I went for it, I fuck your mother after she makes me stomboli.
What a cake walk of a run though holy shit I've never seen giga pest die that fast.
PSGOD5 we are 2/3 on 3bugs right now
Password erg, queue up
>>530238898Gonna need red paint poster to give me the qrd
>>530239023>he doesn't knowlol
>>530239023>Open chest>Wylder standing next to me>Get a split second to see "+40% range dropoff-" he picks it up>Runs off>I am playing IronWhat goes through these peoples heads
>>530234410ok that makes more sense but what you typed was still deranged
>>530238447Bitches be like I-I-n-no-I- n-n-n
Bitch what? Speak. Spit it the fuck out. What do you wanna say? I’m listening. We’re all waiting. This is nonsense, you can’t even use words anymore. Go the hell outside for once damn. goddamn, get a job or something
These posters are probably gonna make fun of you for being brown but I'm glad you had fun anon :D
>>530239023was your recluse a bit strong, maybe?
doing 10k damage per spell cast, perhaps?
>>530238856rykard's fucking flashbangs really take the cake here
that sorcery is guaranteed to completely blind everybody
>>530239150Ah shit yeah I forgot to check relics but now that I think about it at least one of them was probably cheating with how fast that fight went, Animus went down before even a single possession. Guess I probably shouldn't use the niggerg password if it's gonna be filled with cheaters.
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Punched a horse to death
>>530239364Yep, I realise now what happened. Never using the niggerg password again.
>>530239425>>530239568you got sneeded, lil bro
Reminder
If you used the evergaol relic effect, you didn't beat the game
>>530236349>fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCKlearn a new word
>>530239568what happened?
>>530239652Giga Pest died in like 20 seconds. I forgot to check relics but obviously they were cheating.
>>530239752name and shame
>>530239637honestly, i dislike the evergoal meta because it heavily lessens the amount of weapon rolls i get.
getting stuck with a mediocre seal potentially the entire game is sad.
>>530232178>what they think they sound like >>530235810>what they really sound like
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>name and shame
>>530239803Recluse named NillKiggers using the niggerg password so basically checks all three boxes for the stereotype lmao
>>530239008Is this Mush? I love it when you simp for me
Are these new players here even playing the game or is it just /pol/ having fun with us?
>>530239926that's right sister, this is a trans and black safe space, please invite all your reddit and fextra friends <3
>>530239752I really don't understand what compells people to do this. What's fun about killing the nightlord before they're able to even use half their moves.
so basically niggerg is the password for if you need to be carried by cheaters
>>530239637i remember ratatoskr putting out a video i disagreed with about what constitutes "cheesing" so this is unsurprising from him
>>530240064I sometimes sandbag so others can hit the bosses more
>>530239637It's definitely overrated. if you're doing it, you're already in a organized group needlessly trying to minmax the game in the first place. getting level 15 and one strong weapon is enough to destroy the boss easily. If you ever feel like you *need* to run that relic in lou of something more fun you'd like to try, you're absolutely a shitter.
russian brony is here time to leave the 'ral
>>530240043Honestly I'd rather play with redditors and fextra kiddies than cheaters. The game is just not fun when the boss dies that quickly.
>>530240074sneedGOD plays on erg, doe
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less faggotry, more queueing to kill bugs (since thats all you people do these days)
everdark gnoster solo seems like the hardest boss ever to me
I got adel and Fulghor down in no time but whether i can clear everdark pest still feels real up in the air, it feels like it takes no damage from anything
>>530238989oh no im weird.... damn... you got me there nonnykins
>>530240154his reasoning is actually retarded
he says the evergaol relic is good for the game because it makes routing less repetitive
>>530240214>cheateryou got carried by an SSS lister, you're just bad in comparison so you think he's cheating
fulghor spammed his lance attack a million times and nobody had lightning and we couldnt stagger him
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anyone still up for mr. gnoster roller coaster?
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>>530240316the strategy that cuts your decisionmaking down to "get evergaols"????
>>530240263you have to hit animus as he is possessing and leaving bodies if you lack the damage to burn the bosses while they're possessed
otherwise yeah it is pretty doomed, but the bugs aren't super dangerous unless you engage with them, just make sure animus is not out and about shooting orbital strikes
>magma wyrm begins his runaround
>ult and stop him
fuck you, stay still
>>530240321DanteVich, its 4am where you are, go to bed so you can get 3 more hours of sleep before your bear shit shoveling job
You can be an SSS carry mvp later
>>530240504if you focus gaols you don't get weapons, and you have to route to anywhere with the tier 2 chests are for more keys. I kind of get it
>>530240565>>530240184are russians in the room with us now?
I can’t wait to see super Libra, it’s going to be so nutty
I hope he gets more dialogue
>>530240565he won when he dropped the trvke, doe
all 4 shifting earth's should have unique bosses at the end
it's ridiculous Noklateo gets the Astel and then Crater has random magma wyrm
Put the Old Iron King in that magma pit already, god knows that boss needs a mulligan
>>530240689Imagine if they put the beta bed of chaos instead, it would be so cool
>>530240689you got it
*puts ceaseless discharge down there*
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They're listening to us right now.
>immediately get 2 responses that match bronyfag's usual shitposting MO
Not even subtle or trying, psychiatry is truly a dead field in russia
This is highly entertaining
Executor feels great when you put Seppuku on his starting katana and also use this relic.
Seppuku and r1 on enemy that are weak to bleed. For other enemies have a good weapon ready to swap. Seppuku yourself first for a 20% dmg buff from your passive then swap weapons. The buff lasts 20 seconds and persists through weapon swaps.
Black Knife's weapon art feels great with this, chewed through giga Pest.
>>530240904>theyliterally one guy
>>530240923>he's now replying at the same time instead of using a vip passits fun seeing your mental breakdown
>>530240954but muh frostbite
>>530240923you're dumb and paranoid
>>530240923fuck elon musk. i left twitter after he did the salute
>>530240954Seppuku is superfluous, you should use Caligo and Gnoster relics to turn your starter katana into an aids cannon that bleeds, poisons and freezes the enemy while buffing you and making you invisible so you can wail on the boss even more and give him aids faster.
>Thrusting Guard Counter focused build
>Do decent damage with base halberd
>Loot Lightning camp
>Find a lightning Omen Cleaver
>Reluctantly and ditch my base halberd
>Guard Counters start doing fuckall damage and I take 5 minutes to kill a single Crucible knight, and barely do any damage to castle basement red wolf
Lesson learn, stick to thrusting damage
Image kinda unrelated
im so sorry i wasnt expecting scorpion to keep targetting me while i was attacking moth, and I even had a "less likely to be targetted" weapon. I would be attacking moth and then bam out of nowhere the scorpion one shots me from off the screen.
>>530241152I don't like Elon but he very clearly is just an awkward autist who didn't realise how it looked
>>530240689What about the Snow Peak? Priscilla, Oceiros? Or maybe full gloves off mode and deploy the 2cat?
No idea about the Woods other than Romina. Rotten, Najka+Tark?
>>530241203Follow Chris Chrass' videos. All his moveset breakdowns are so well done.
>>530240923your obsession doesn't even play nightreign
Every solo win against the bugs I just fully ignored Gnoster and circled around Fartass to make him cover me from projectiles. I find his Animus moveset also way easier than the bullshit that red Gnoster pulls.
>>530241276That's not a minor spelling mistake that's someone only having heard that phrase verbally and never seen it written and so they don't realise it's not an english phrase.
they leaked the password on fextra, 'gain
>game about the night being bad
>has cameo bosses from previous games
>no darklurker
erm................................................ he lurk in da dark, doe?
>>530241547maybe ill get an erg qpop when I get out of bed then
>>530239951Persistence is my entire personality.
>>530241498>>530240730How is it actually spelled?
>>530241613It's attractive
I demand you persistently breed me
>>530241618in lieu of
>>530241613I thought we were cuddling
captcha ytyty
>>530239951He just calls me a bitch
stop fucking ERPing you faggots
>>530241498in lieu is absolutely something. I take a mistake written in haste on the chin and you continue to persue. You are an obsessed little brown boy.
>>530241804I don't erp. I just play the game and for some reason that's a problem.
>>530241180That's the other setup sure but I don't think that setup is better than this vs nightlords and certain bosses.
wtf the pass is leaked on all fextra pages??
I 100% erp but also play the game
For all of you guys who wanted to call me a shitter, take a look at what I just got. (Pic related). Best Guardian in /erg/ just got even more unbeatable. Also, I was the anchor among all anchors in the Sentient Pest run where this just dropped. Saved us from a wipe 2-3 times by being able to stall and survive in a 3v1 by myself.
Keep underestimating me if you want. Just makes me stronger.
This was me btw:
>>530232178
>>530241745>>530241776Why is the other part of the phrase "in ____ of"
Why is the in and of in english?
>>530241894if you think that post was targeted at you, you're the problem
>>530240509I have a sickness for armpits
retard duchess goes off to do the top left corner of the map day two alone dies and rages quits. block this loser. gg ironeye!
>>530242268I have a sickness for amine breasts
>>530241981>Why is the in and of in english?what the fuck are you even asking
are you asking what "in" and "of" mean in english?
>>530239637the meta is really getting annoying. Had this one game with randos recluse who would ignore the markers and run across the map to hit all the evergaols.
>>530241981that's just how loan words work, and it's not unique
"i'm en route to your location"
"don't forget the rendezvous spot"
"that's a cliched character"
i deliberately used french loan word examples
hopefully this helps
>>530241618It's "en lieu" which is just french for "in place" or "instead". No clue why people even started using this phrase since you can easily just say "instead"
>>530241236Putting Romina there is more than good enough
>>530242341go back to fextra
>>530242341Kek is that normal pests?
>>530242416I just bring the relic with me in case that happens. Even if you don't get matched up with gaolmaxxers, you'll still usually do a gaol or two in a run and get some value out of it anyway.
>>530241806>takelol he did it again
>>530242341my son is also named bort
>>530241721You queuing up?
>>530242515isn't this the fextralife group thread? I was linked here by revenantgirlchan420 in the comments section
>>530242341he probably left because you queued normal mode pests like a retard
>>530241981are you asking why english isn't more than 30% french?
>>530242628??? What's the issue?
>>530242628>queue all bosses>get mad when you queue into a boss that you manually selected
>>530242628you do realize he also has to queue normal pests to get into the lobby, right?
There's nothing wrong with fighting normal mode bosses, chuds. Some people don't want to be a sweaty minmaxxer like you!
What exactly am I supposed to be doing in purplebug? I know ranged classes are plinking at Animus but if I'm a Wylder or Raider do I just fight whichever one he possesses and let the others kill the weaker one?
>>530241946>>530241985This was literally the point of putting nigger in the password, they're not gonna let those comments stay up.
>>530242828This. So. Much. This.
>>530242268soft, warm chest pillows to cuddle and fall asleep on
>>530242587In a bit, consoling a friend of mine rn but I still demand a hard and thorough breeding session later
>>530242859animus is hittable by melees occasionally, but yeah you just mostly want to kill bugs on loop. animus burns it's own HP by a pretty huge chunk every time it rezzes them.
>>530242859Animus can't be targeted even by ranged attacks when it's in the air. It only lowers itself to possess other bugs or do an orbital strike, which melees can hit too. You want to maximize every vulnerability window on Animus, beyond that just kill bugs.
>NOOOOOOO IM PLAYING WITH RANDOMS FROM THIS INTERNET SITE INSTEAD OF RANDOMS FROM THE OTHER INTERNET SITE!!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
you guys are weird
>>530241946This is our general now. Post your premium Fextralife subscription or fuck off.
>>530242939Hurry up you ovulating slut
>>530242859Hit anything that's alive, duh. Why is this even a question?
>Gnoster is aliveKill it.
>Faurtis is aliveKill it.
>Animus is aliveKILL. IT.
>>530241943No clue but apparently a lot of people are in him
>>530243084No, you just don't fucking get it and you don't belong here
>>530242859every time a bug revives it loses hp. you can also kill when he's reviving a bug (big window) and when red bug leaves the bug (small window but thenj big window on the bug revivved)
would spanking dollbutt give you splinters?
its so cute how mad these little chuddies get their little space is being taken from them
>>530241981It's because those people are wrong, the phrase is not "in lieu" it's "en lieu"
>>530242341>>530242628that dude is f tier, he got carried by mush the groomer and yys the troon
I love fextralife. All wikidot chuds get the axe.
>>530243439the wiki schizo is still seething to this day that fextra is the go to place for souls info lollllll
>>530242904they only get deleted if you report, since it mentions 4chan you can use the second reason and say it's a 4chan password filled with racist names and the comment will be gone
the problem is reporting all of the comments, what a massive waste of time, the fextra mods should do this shit themselves
>>530242628that retard trananimelover2004 had it selected but i wouldnt be surprised you are that very same retard shitter
>>530243495Good thing I reported then
If fextra and others were actually using the password I wouldn't be sitting at 1/3 for the last 5 minutes.
>>530243549mush and yys have a discord server and the server uses a diff password than erg and niggerg
normal pests are harder than everdark pests
>>530242341gg bort
glad I got to dick around with visage shield and a girandole with GODfrey's earthshaker (for some reason)
>>530243439wikidot will always be home for des and ds1
>>530243634I'm not even queued up...
>>530235410I believe that attack can be interrupted if you strike her soon enough. Try managing range. She usually dashes close to you for that move.
>>530243763Thank you, you do great service for this thread
>>530232178based fellow furgod
>fextra is bad because... it just is okay!!!!
Very compelling argument.
>>530243634Is this fr? I want in on the Wylder/Rev orgy server
>>530240184>>530240661Epic dsgtroon false flag
Which of the three Elden Lord endings is the best one in your opinion anons?
>>530244031the only objectively good ending is the goldmask ending
>>530244031the only objectively good ending is the frenzied flame ending
>>530235410If I remember correctly you can dodge into her to the left
>>530241152im sure he's devastated and in shambles at your leaving xister
>>530244031Is Godwyn a good guy or not? Because that decides if Duskborn is good or not.
>>530244031I side with the peepeepoopoo man and basically recreate dark souls.
>>530239951>>530241613>>530241721>>530242587>>530242939>>530243159You two make a cute couple, honestly. I think you should hug and kiss and put a baby in her.
>>530241618Poo in loo saar :)
>>530241804This so much this
Can the Wing of Astel's unique heavy attack get boosted by the Axe Talisman/Spiked Cracked Tear?
>>530244575only weapon swing part, not the projectile
>>530240183>all relics give soulless % bonuses>but if you use the one with the biggest number you're a fun hater
>>530244031the only objectively good ending is the ranni ending
>>530244721kys metatranny
>>530244721Bait. Take your (you) and get out of here.
>>530244721If you need to run it you need to run it, no one is judging you (too harshly).
>>530244031Goldmask is the best ending.
>>530244695Hmm, I see, should I go for the Stonebarb Cracked Tear/Dagger Talisman then? The plan for this build is to break the enemy's stance with the AoW, and then crit with a magic/cold Misericorde
>>530244775not an elden lord ending, thoughever
>>530244880If you fell for the golden order idiocy stuff then he is okay. Its a shame his position is inherently flawed.
>>530244415Men cant get other men pregnant
>>530244415Are you the chubby Duchess slut?
Can you check which of the characters you killed the Nightlord with? I cant remember who I killed him with but its my last achievement
>>530245142How do you always know anon
2/3 erg pc
please carry...
>>530245290go back to your discord yys
>>530245271Because I want to put a baby in you too
>>530245290Revenant looks like this?!
good run, executor and ironeye
>>530245063The golden order is actually awesome, the problem is others didn't think it was so let's just make it stalwart.
>>530244031Based on my interpretation of the story and gods, The Golden Order seems like the least toxic of all the options. Sure there are a few genocides but for most souls they get to live as immortals and in peace.
A godless planet isn't possible, at some point someone is going to come and try to take over. And of everything the Greater Will did none of it really seemed that bad, it was his main followers that fucked everything up and broke the order.
Ranni ending is too ambiguous for me, not enough is said about what happens to the inhabitants.
>>530245452Yeah, if you are a roleplay simp for a fake religion his ending has a lot of meat on it. Again, its a shame his position is inherently flawed.
>>530244031I stumbled into the frenzy flame ending completely on accident on my first playthough (didn't expect the huge doors to start a no-going-back cutscene lmao) and have since thought it's the most interesting one, what with the questline itself, the revelations it brings, and the kino cutscenes at the end.
>>530245332Hnnng please do
>>530245483>Ranni ending is too ambiguous for me, not enough is said about what happens to the inhabitants.Nightreign happens.
Does the Libra boss relic even fucking work? I cross my legs and nothing happens
>>530245537do not rape your brother
>>530244504What? No it isn't
>>530245653Are daughters okay?
>>530245592Not related to Age of Stars ending.
>>530245592>Nightreign happens.Which as far as I can tell is just everyone is fucked and dies. Not a good ending.
>>530245537Me the second I see a Wylder player load in
>>530245271 Haha I could never forget the night that we did the dung eater dance in bed together ha, also I have the elden ring and nightreign 100% that's pretty badass right
>>530245623You need to get the madness effect to proc, it's not just filling the bar
>>530245623You have to stack madness resist to use it. Without eating some boluses you generate madness proc before you start recovering FP and it breaks the animation.
>>530245715Luckily it isn't related to Ranni's ending.
>>530231814I queue with my duo on niggerg and we spend the entire match trolling any newfags that fall for it desu.
What's a Brass Shield equivalent that isn't as ugly as the Brass Shield?
>>530245049neither is the frenzied flame, and there are 4 elden lord endings not 3
>>530245886Banished Knight Shield and Messmer Soldier Shield are the next best options iirc.
>>530245592>>530245715nightreign happens before elden ring, before godfrey and the tarnished come back to the lands between
The canon ship is getting more and more popular
>>530244415>>530245332>>530245581We're going to drain him dry with our cycles synced up so we get knocked up at the same time
>try out duchess again for first time since launch
>maybe she doesnt suck, and i got better
>she sucks
>i didnt get better
gg guys, sorry for the sloppy play
Fresh playthrough and I never realized how much a cheap AoW improves how the game feels.
is there any better feeling?
any weapons that you guys get and think 'yeah, this is a free win'?
>>530246461Successive attacks/charging negates damage is always a free win. Stupid fucking ability.
>>530246131are you sluts trying to get me to masturbate again
>>530246461I used these with executor once and it was pretty funny. We were all three executor so I was just fisting while the others were yooooooooooooooooouing
>>530246390Several of the "starter" ones are pretty good.
Unsheathe (Uchigatana) and Square Off(Straight Swords) hit like a charged colossal weapon R2
2/3 niggerg all
I've never used it before I wanna see
>>530225792i make bread too
where's my sisterwife
>>530246390Eleonora's Poleblade has my favorite cheesy ash.
>>530245483what happens is everything stays the same, just without looneys getting access to eldritch powers like mohg, marika or the frenzy flame
it'd be anarchy, but human-level anarchy with no proper overwhelming being backing any group
>>530246131I'm so excited for our kids to be half-siblings. The poor thing won't have any cum left to give after we're done with him.
>>530246552I'd be a lot happier if you did. Cum for us like a good boy.
>>530246807well I'm not doing it to make you happy and the tank is mostly empty anyways since I've done it twice today
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ladies... we were fighting Gnoster. Why were you so adamant on getting the mountain boon and losing your runes to the dragon when the second circle literally started closing?
>>530246806And being led by a guy that killed every other evil alien that tried to run shit up until now.
>>530246052keep dreaming raj
>>530246950Okay you can rest, but tomorrow I expect you to cum for us. A tribute is demanded.
>>530246956Because Animus is a dragon if you didn't know.
>>530227090Recluse is bottom 2 with guardian, you are trash at the game
>>530246979The couple is big in russia too comrade.
>>530246552What she said, get to it anon
>>530246807Our kids should commit incest together whether they're boys or girls, but one of each would be ideal
Or one of us could have twins
I wouldn't mind it
>>530246950You can do it again, or are you too weak?
>>530246959no, because ranni and the tarnished fuck off to their honeymoon, they dip and don't come back
that's the point, they become the absolute ruler of the lands between and don't interfere with any aspect of it
>>530247146>because ranni and the tarnished fuck off to their honeymoonPlay elden ring if you want to discuss it with us.
>>530247048who said anything about resting? I'm already doing it, there's just not a lot of juice left
>>530247131alright you dumb sluts, help me out a bit. sexy vocaroos or something
>>530246746sorry anon I already got a brusband
>>530247074next thing you'll be telling me it deals ice damage
>>530247131I wouldn't mind either. We'll just have to keep having more babies until we make the ideal combinations. We'd be one big happy family.
>>530247240if I said anything wrong, do prove it, don't just "no u", cunt
>>530244162And you got blocked because playing with cheaters ruins the fun of the game
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>that one anon rn
I have tried Elden Ring 3 times, and each time once I get to leyndell i lose all interest. Any tips on how to actually finish this the next time i play?
>>530247667You think the tarnished leaves in the Age of Stars ending?
Just anchored another Sentient Pest run by the way. Only one on my team to not die, while the Raider 3 barred twice and the Duchess 3 barred once.
>>530243891Same to you, king. Very cute wife as well. I'm sure she's ever so pleased to have such a regal guiding light by her side.
>>530247765lose your sanity so that you think mountaintops is actually fun to play
Bird dodging ...
This bird can do it ... !!!
>>530247765honestly the game drops off hard ass fuck there so fair enough
>>530247771really living like a fromsoft npc, can you write more than a single cryptic line?
Yes, I do, Ranni says:
>Which is why I would abandon this soil, with mine order.>Wouldst thou come to me, even now, my one and only lord?And in the final cutscene:
>Well then. Shall we? My dear consort, eternal.Whatever could this mean?
>>530248069You thought the tarnished leaves in the Age of Stars ending though?
>>530245548>no-going backjust get the unalloyed gold needle and use it in the one corner of one dimension of the game that is technically "outside of time" so it takes effect before you were marked by the frenzied flame and frees you of the outer gods control bro
>>530247765What gets me through mountaintops is knowing that the end game bosses are some of the best they've ever made.
>>530248127Indubitably, thou art,,,
>>530248202I know that now, but didn't know it back then! It's kind of convoluted in hindsight.
Either way it wasn't too big of a loss, Melina burned away by then so she couldn't kill me post-game, total tarnished victory
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>>530248430why so few libra fights
>>530248417>he thinks Malenia actually dies when the player kills herlmao she's not capable of dying, by killing her you literally just made her stronger
>>530248301Play the game to figure out where you are fucking up, the wiki might not reference ranni telling you to wait 1000 years as she leaves you on your throne.
Its a small mishap on your end from thinking you can replace first hand experience playing the game with a wiki perusal but it isn't a big deal in the end.
>>530248430>barely any revenant and recluseYou are based, I like th-
>Executorugh...
>>530247243thanks (sarcastic) for the fucking help sluts
I'm having fucking terrible luck in my solo runs
>>530248593are you insaiyan? how the hell does that make sense?
>>530248598>the wiki might not reference ranni telling you to wait 1000 years as she leaves you on your throne.Quote the exact text so I can tell you why you're illiterate.
>>530248598Cool, where's your proof? Did Ranni blink in morse code this message for the wiki to not have it anywhere?
>>530248738Sit at a grace and see what happens to her boss arena. Also read the Scarlet Aeonia item description.
>>530248738She's some sort of super spirit that persists on even after you use the frenzy flame to kill everything. The game explains it if you dig a little.
Rate &/or rank the first three everdarks now that the bugs leave in 3 days
>>530248952>She's some sort of super spirit that persists on even after you use the frenzy flame to kill everythingUh no, this is not what I said. It's just the the outer god of rot within her thrives on death and rebirth and it's specifically stated that when Malenia dies she will rise again stronger. Frenzied Flame would probably kill her for good.
>>530248974Fun to fight Fulghor > Adel > Pests
Ways they remix the fight Adel > Pests > Fulghor
>>530248974Tokyodrift, Adel, Gnoster.
Gnoster was a real letdown. They made his element weakness obliterate him and fire is everywhere in this gam.
Certain posts are clear proof reddit has compromised this general
>>530249096>Frenzied Flame would probably kill her for good.How come no one capitalized on her madness weakness whenever I see a fight showcase?
>>530249214uh no?
I'm from fextralife
First time I've had a strange run with the erg pass. Wylder got a little ping happy but nothing unusual, but then after we killed day 2 boss this duo ran back out into the rain and seemingly died on repeat to a Chariot camp? Not sure what was going on there.
They went into the nightlord boss with 3 bar revive and ragequit after they both died.
>>530247771>>530248127>>530248598They both leave on the 1000 year journey you fucking dunce, that's why she's the one to put Marika's head back. You literally CANNOT become Elden Lord because she did, and used that power to begin the "journey".
Also, *consort eternal* pretty much means you always stick together.
This is irrefutable fact.
The only question about the relationship would be whether you and Ranni fuse together like Marika and Radagon did, but hopefully not Tranni ending lol.
>>530247108that would make sense, you two are very spiritually alike with your penchant for animals
>>530248974Fulghor and Forest Critters had cooler new attacks and mechanics but Adel had the difficulty level closest to where it should be
>>530249096Full disclosure - I read Melina.
>>530245290>2/3>2 of them are mush and yys queued together
>>530249272I ran to the camp for the merchant
Revenant followed me but aggro'd the tank and every enemy in the vicinity and I died to rain damage + an explosion and at that point I just decided to help clear them out
Anyway the only time I spammed pings was when we were fighting draco sentinel day 2 and you split off
>>530248974adel>powergap>fulghor>powergap>bugs
didn't realize how good we had it with him bros
>>530249324I'm only attracted to mechs sorry.
>>530247687we've never played together tard i can promise you that
>>530249428Why'd you rage quit though
It was just bugs right?
>>530249507wot?
I didn't rq
>>530249268>uh no? im from redditThat's what he said?
>>530240249Sorry birdbro I fucked up and bit off more than I could chew and now its 6am on a Monday, I'll finish your request after some schleep, here's some shitty skeletons for you
Should finish it by the time next bread or the bread after that bakes
>>530249507Wait you guys finished the run? For me it said run failed. I have a recording too. God dammit
>>530249567>They went into the nightlord boss with 3 bar revive and ragequit after they both died.
>>530249650It just said run failed, but I saw executor get up from a wending grace. I'll upload a clip after this run
>>530245537>>530245717me except its raider players
super adel actually felt...super. fulghor felt easier in phase 3 than 2 unless you get caught in the flurry. pest phase 3 just ends up being phase 1 over again: ignore moth and wail on scorpion. you can get a meme fire weapon basically every game so just bring starlight shards and mash L2. totally brainless
how the FUCK do I find the mimic troll in the city for wylders rememberance
I keep running out of time because it’s a god damn maze
>>530247765Don't delete your save
I just savescummed 250k murk and got this.
>wylder follow up attacks
>starting armament inflicts frost
>physical attack up+2
Not sure if worth. Should I keep it? Even when the sword is buffed with fire, it still builds up frost on the enemy and then the second it's applied, the next swing resets it so it can proc again.
>>530248562He filtered me for a while and was the hardest nightlord until I figured out you’re not supposed to lock yourself in an animation while he summons a sigil beneath you, so I probably have a bad winrate against him. I also queue everything except augur most of the time and rarely got libra.
>>530248607Suncatcher is too fun to use.
>>530249932it wont proc frost fast enough to be very effective. you want chilling mist or ideally hoarfrost stomp
>>530250087That's all I needed to hear. Rerolling then, thanks.
>>530249806Go on day 2 trying on day 1 is a crapshoot. When you get to the city do this
>take the left path>run into city and up stairs>drop down at the astel and turn left then run into the hole in the wall around the hawk band fags>you are now in the sewer, run forward then turn right and take the spirit spring>land at the grace, run forward, you'll see a headless troll in the waterway, look to the left at the stairs>take the stairs and look left, the troll is there>after killing it loot chest for the mimic tear>the open door at the end of the alcove you are in leads to the room to dupe weapons, it isn't on the map
>>530249932how do you do this? finish a run and then alt + f4?
>>530249739>>530249630Ah. Must be a bug then, the game lagged for 2 seconds when you both got disconnected but the fight continued, couldn't finish it though.
I wonder what happened there, the game forgot I had revives?
>>5302503011. backup save
2, gamba
3. quit to title screen and copy paste save data while the logos are showing
4. repeat from step 2
Now that the game seems easy sometimes I feel like I’m in the duskbloods waiting room.
>>530250558I'd like to complete this quest, but my character will look perma dogshit after this and I don't want that, armor or not
Come on. early draco fight when we're level 4 and undergeared, and then you try to solo basement BBH and then rq while we're upstairs fighting the cruci's. I know you're not that bad.
>>530250834I was debating on it, but then decided to just say fuck it and go for it so I can get the trophy and never have to do it ever again. I will say that the dragon body with the Lord of Frenzied Flame head looks pretty cool.
>>530248430not bad, here's mine from a day or two ago.
i hate the rotating everdarks system. i only queue for the everdarks unless my friends wanna play. Fulghor and Adel were so much fucking fun but the bugs are fuckin' boring. If i was better i could carry more but when the team are actually dead weight i lose the battle of attrition from making too many small mistakes. one day i will get good. those matches where i DO carry the team feel better than sex
>>530251132>fighting basement BBH day1>on crucible castleabsolute shitter behavior.
i don't care if you can fight him hitless or parry him, those knights upstairs are 4x the runes
Funniest run I've had all week. You're alright, Rev and fellow Exec.
light executor, why cant i have your eleanora's that you arent using with no passives on it?
t. dark executor
Oh my god that was embarassing, I went down so many times, sorry 2 executors
But also can the boss please target ANYONE but me I think it's your turn now it had been 5 minutes and Fuartis would not leave me alone
>>530249470you shouldn't tell lies
>>530250558Fuck Hyetta. Give Kale.
>>530250506this is unethical
>>530251494>>530251531goofy but fun run. gg exec and rev
>>530249485If you’re NillKiggers then yes we just played together and you made the run as unfun as possible
>>530251589It's my thing, sorry.
>>530251494>You're alrightNo
No, I'm really not
>>530251590When I first saw him I genuinely thought for a second that it was Santa Claus
>>530251507bro I'm so sorry I thought you were okay with using your base Executor blade with already fire
I was THINKING about it, but call me a retard for not considering
I'll be honest, I was so busy laughing with you two doing the beg emote that I didn't even consider it a 2nd time
I'll take that blame, and fully accept I was responsible to win that run for you two
>>530251593it's fine. requires grind and feels earned, unlike using CE
Anons from earlier talking about breeding in a threesome I'm going to masturbate to that now so thanks
I'm such a needy slut that it gets me off imagining being impregnated this way and being forced to give birth alongside another woman that is having sex with me
>>530250270thanks anon I will screenshot this and try it
idk why they made it so inaccessible
>>530251763nah youre good bro. youre right i was still pretty solid with my fire starter blade. nice deflects btw
Ive been in da woods all week and am finally getting a shot at the bugs tonight
What am I in for bros?
>>530248974Sadly I didn’t buy the game until after GigAdel left but Giga Fulghor is obviously way harder than Giga Pest. Libra is harder than both of them, Giga Libra will be fucking brutal.
>>530251951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL1zuk00fYk
>>5302514824x the runes + die way quicker. Fighting BBH feels like fighting a SOTE boss with 0 scadu (except for dancing lion)
>sleep fat fuck
>sleep lanky fuck
>line up by hugging fatass and locking onto 6ft
>terra magica
>tear flask
>azur comet
>wipe the boss so hard no third one spawns
revenge feels good man
>>530252112first playthrough i did exactly this, noticed their healthbar was weirdly still draining and just held the azur. never knew they respawned until way later
>>530252097I’m eating noodles then I will
30 mins turned into an hour
>>530249143Yeah for whatever reason no matter what I expedition I queue for fire camp are always the most common which sucks because fire camps are either redmane knights or flame chariots and both are tedious and unfun.
on revenant what relics that affect the ultimate should I prioritize?
I fucking LOVE spending 70% of the fight chasing around some spastic faggot
>>530252238no problem, ill be there
>>530249246She doesn’t have a madness weakness but she does have a fire weakness. I just say that the frenzied flame would probably kill Malenia simply because frenzied flame is nihilism and antithesis of life and birth and the outer god of rot is basically all about life and birth.
>>530251709Well I didn't say you were good.
But I think you did alright.
>>530245483>>530246806>>530246959>>530247146>>530247240>>530247667>>530247771>>530248069Such riveting discussion. Such nuance and intelligent exchange of ideas and theories. Truly, this games lore and story is unmatched…
>no drinking sake with a man you know you may have to kill
this is the real reason executor is just sekiro's retarded gay cousin
What's the worst run you've ever had /erg/?
>>530251926Easier said than done with a vibrator lodged in me on full blast
I want to be impregnated so bad
>>530231562good joke, I expect 80% of this thread can't clear all nightlords solo
>>530248593>>530248952Kind of crazy how Radahn was more powerful in literally all ways than her, while holding back the sky AND maintaining Leonard, to get """beaten""" by a bitch with the biggest plot armor ever.
>Oh, I got completely fucking bodied against a supreme opponent? Nah, here's my ultra-death-nuke-milleniasaltedearth-allahuakbar-9000 attack, that doesn't even kill me.>Oh, I got beaten by a tarnished? Nah. I'll just chill out here in my pod. Oh, and, go fetch me a needle a good girl had to die for.I wish Radahn fucking decapitated that bitch when he first saw her. He's so much more interesting lore wise than her.
>>530252564The first gigadel run.
>I tried megafisting the tornado dive because I had no idea what the fuck was going on>worked but I get downed and the tornado went off anyway>other two had no idea what was going on either and they couldn’t revive me because I was in the eye>one downs trying to shoot be back to health as Adel came out of the storm with a dash>eventually i get back up but we all down anyway
>>530252591but giving birth hurts anon
>>530251879It got me off too. I masturbated and went to hang out with people. I guess I now have a fetish for being impregnated at the same time as another woman from the same guy.
>>530251709let it out anon
>120 hours playtime total
>60 hours actual expedition time
I don’t know how I feel about this. Clearly I spend way too much time fucking around with relics and testing shit in the training grounds.
>>530249629take your time. I'm glad we even have drawfags here
>>530252701average radahncel crying and bitching about him losing. yeah maintaining a horse is really holding his bitch ass back and making the fight harder. sybau he got bodied by me twice in one playthrough. worthless
>>530251879why didn't you help me
No souls area is as cancer as all the sections with beastmen in farm azula.
Literally so disgusting to be constantly assaulted and raped by no less than three beasts that can stunlock you, oneshot you and never de-aggro, while three others are sniping away at you either with crossbows or literal magic.
Oh, and did I mention some of them respawn??
>>530249272i thought e* was fine, although i did botch a run with him because i was too drunk and by the time i realize we've split off i thought i'll just do whatever close to me while moving back towards the other 2 but then morgott spawned lmao
>>530234975offhand staff of loss, mainhand Lusat
open with the moon
only use night comet, charge it when you can. Don't even bother with other spells
in phase 2 use the moon when she does scarlet aeonia
always stay as far as you can
if waterfowl is still fucking with you upgrade the best shield you can wield and block the first flurry
>>530252929I appreciate the support but I just meant I three barred like 5 times I think at everdark pests and they kept getting me up
>>530253034I can think of at least one area from each game which is worse
>>530248417>filenamego back
>>530253006>maintaining a horseCurious you ommited the much more relevant fact of him holding back, in place, literally the ENTIRE COSMOS
Meanwhile all Malenia had to do was fight. With prosthetics designed for war, made by literal gods that make combat significantly easier for the wearer, no less.
>>530251653i thought you were just being a tranny and making up a random name you thought was heckin bigoted but im glad he ruined your game
i hate having money i cant use
>>530247765Learn to just run past everything once you have a build
>>530252391I'm on
Bugs again?
>>530252043why were you in the woods? i hope you aren’t doing anything weird.
>>530253598sure why not, unless you're getting tired of them
getting on now
>>530253034it's not even the worst area in elden ring
>>530252043PlayStation or PC?
>>530252701>>530253367>there are still retards who earnestly and honestly believe radahn holding up the stars was literal, that those stars behave anything like ours or that it’s a metaphor for the collective fates when the opposite interpretation is so grossly out of place in the universe it would make Radahn god himself This playerbase is fucked beyond belief.
>>530253034The whole haligtree can go catch a fire for all I care
>>530252849The pain is part of the appeal
Women are programmed to get off on it and then bond with our babies after the fact
>>530252873I'll take care of you too, your sexual needs while you're knocked up and I'll suck your tits while we're pregnant at the same time
I never realized how much of a fetish I have for this until now but I definitely do
I'm only just now touching myself thinking about it and it's got me so wet
Maybe we're just built for some kind of poly arrangement while being gay for each other too
>>530253027Get off to it now then
whats the worst pre-boss enemy?
for me its those faggot faram azula wolfdudes who backstep 1000 times in a row and then throw chakrams at you, or the babyfaced creepo fucks from castle morne
Fulghor down, was kinda easy, except for his dead angling melee attacks that flanked my guard
Getting to him was infinetely harder than this nightlord fight, I have fumbled, skill issued and outright ragequitted no less than 6 times trying to get to Fulghor
Now, only hard bosses I have left to defeat as Solo Guardian, and none of them are really appealing; Gnoster, Adel and Caligo. Adel being a special pain in my ass and not sure how Im going to tackle him.
>>530253909chakram dancer fuckers in Sote
>>530253119>>530236094Thanks for the advice anon, but I beat her using a similar strategy anyway.
Always started with two moons for frost proc, then used either piercer or moonblade for damage, casting phalanx whenever possible.
In phase two, aeonia is very easy to dodge, and using moon will leave you in the rot gas, so it's better to dodge the explosion, then use tear flask and comet azur while she's stuck to place, easily bringing her to at least half hp, if not lower.
And then just use slicer between attacks.
Night comet is strong, but pretty boring, and can be punished heavily thanks to her gajillion gap closers.
>>530253909The Ice Divine Beast Warrior in the final dungeon of SOTE. The other 2 elements are fine but that one is cancer.
>>530251879You never queued up you bitch
>>530253746Oh yeah and that huge star that crashed into the lands between and opened up a crater the size of three (hidden) cities was just an illusion of fate too, huh.
Fucking moron.
>>530253980>using moon will leave you in the rot gasyou run out first anon
>>530254124>opened up a crater the size of three (hidden) cities?
>>530254029thank god there's no Curse based one
>>530253937Did you try jumping Adel's shockwaves? I've never fought it with Guardian, but it's always easier for me to avoid damage by jumping the shockwaves. Considering his dodge sucks and if you guard them you're still going to take damage you might wanna try that.
>>530253980grats, you have plenty of options when you know how to dodge her attacks
In my sorcery run I liked bullying her with the gavel whenever I knew I could
>>530252564Nu-Fulghor where I had to solo him because my party kept dying, level 11 because the calls were schizo and mentally impaired (walk from south camp to north-east church, they didn't want to do absolutely nothing inbetween, then do godskin duo right as circle moved) and all I had was the moonveil on revenant. both died on phase 2 already but I wasn't mentally prepared for how bad it'd get
won anyway and did a solo no-hit after so there's a small plus-side to it I guess
>>530254160Then that's just even more redundant
I thought you meant to use it to dispel aeonia (not even sure if that's possible desu)
If you're running out, you might as well use the strongest sorcery for free, instead of trying to proc frost for no reason
>>530254301the moon applies a magic resistance debuff
>>530254414Nta but why do you want to have sex with me?
>>530254390>applies debuff plus 2000 dmg (on a good day)or
>does, at the very least, 11k dmgSheesh I dunno man, I think doing the latter will still result in more dps than mooning
>>530253835>Get off to it now thenI already fapped
>>530253808nightreign and sote are actually making me want to go back and do a playthrough as the normie bleedweeb class
>>530254187radahn posters are beyond retarded, just ignore them
>revenant ruins the run
As a Revenant player there are way too many shitty revenants. The skill requirement is too high. People already do dumb shit with the easy classes. I got Rev players running off on their own like they are Raiders or Executors only to be one shotted by some random thing. Poor summon management if they use them at all. Throwing out their heal first chance they get. Not knowing the claw does use damage to the revive bar. They don't deserve to use the cute doll.
>>530254941one day I'll masturbate to you
>>530236094You know the rules, you gotta beat her RL1 +0 no hit now or else you didn't actually beat her
>>530254928a lot of revenant players should be forced to do a FTH-only build in ER before running it down in Nightreign tbqh
most of them don't even know the spells
>>530253608It was infact "weird"
What a strange run. Not sure what was fueling y'alls routing choices but its whatever since we got 15 anyways. Rev, no matter how much you ping, I cant shoot the bug off you if you're running in circles like that.
>>530254269It's a combination of things, his constant grabs, his lightning chip damage thru my guard and me fumbling shockwave jumps, on top of never fucking stop moving and being hard to poke the bastard, I do not look foward at the repeated Adel runbacks until I get it right
Caligo and Gnoster doesnt seem much better honestly
>>530255334Fun is fueling it :D Also I was trying to be careful dodging because I was out of estus
>>530255215You know that shit doesn't work, right? It's always either STR/FTH or INT/FTH, FTH/ARC if you're a dragon, just FTH by itself isn't ideal.
>>530255074How about (you) eat my nuts?
>>530255334Wasn't castle covered one circle 1 day 2? gaols and field boss cleanup seemed better than just hitting a bunch of blue loot drop PoI's, though we hit the ones you already cleared on our way through. Late day 2 we were all level 14 and pretty geared so I took my time looking through chests and stuff for passives.
>>530254604I hope you got off to the thought of both impregnating me and having me birth your children alongside my lovely sister wife
My belly taught and tight and ever growing maybe extra large with twins
I'll cry and scream alongside my sister wife while your baby tears through my hole in the most painful way possible
If it's for the sake of delivering our children I dont care how long it takes I'll endure it for you, the painful throbbing and being ripped apart
I promise I'll be a mother to all your children
Day 3 leavers need to be tracked down and tortured
>>530255564Glad you had fun, cutie. Why didnt you want that double flame spell seal?
>>530255702Yes, and circle 1 day 1 as well. I tried to lead yall there earlier but was ignored. And because of the circles, we didnt get another shot really. As I said, weird routing choices. I dont know why you both ran to castle after day 2 circle started to close, that never had a chance of working. But yeah, we got 15, cant be mad about a successful run.
>>530250424This has been in the game since day 1, I swear they've released like 4 patches to "fix" this and it still persists...
>>530255703alright honey stop, my own breeding fetish ends at the creampie part, pregnancy is nasty
the pain, though...
I refused to play ER when it came out because I was tired of the souls formula, but recently after having seen a plot summary, I'm finding myself very attracted to Miquella. Is it worth it playing the game for this reason?
>>530255936You're a retard
>>530255886We made a quick pit stop to the mines right before castle. Even after all that looting I still had a shit inventory so I wanted to get a tier 2 as insurance
>>530255943Holy shit we got a mo(h)gger in the chat
>>530255215>do FTH run in Elden Ring>prophet starter>catch flame on starter seal melts everything>get cipher pata 10 minutes into the game>get rot breath 15 minutes into the game>get black flame + godslayer seal 20 minutes into the game>huge vigor and FP bars + decent armor because I can allocate my stats and my weapons literally weight 0 units>borderline invincible because of buffstacking>get to cycle between 10 useful spells + heals + buffs at all times>entire game kneels down upon my might, even NG+7 bosses get one shot>can use broken summons like Shield squad that are extremely tanky and great at holding aggro>fire up Nightreign>it's FAITH time>pick Revenant>starter seal has Rejection on it>...>uninstall.exe
Daily reminder Guardian is not a bad class. Tho he really needs some love.
You can still do a fairly good amount of damage, but requires a good setup for it.
>>530255886My relic had Giants Flame buff so I wasn't going to use the black flame anyways, also I wanted the use the empty slot to make it easier to switch between lightning spear. I think the passive was holy or lighting g negation too? They don't deal that too, do they?
what's the ideal mind level for dex/int moonveil and darkmoon projectile spam build? Is 35 good enough? I still use other magics.
>>530255627Pure FTH is great because it allows you to have a ton of Vigor and Mind as soon as possible, and you still do good damage if you infuse weapons with Sacred and Flame Art.
Making hybrid builds before level 100 is how you end up convincing yourself that 40 vigor is enough to fight endgame bosses with.
>>530256087Yeah I saw. Its fine, we still finished everything.
>>530256282Oh you already had fire, makes sense. You stood on it for so long I thought you were trying to tell me something lol
>>530253835>>530255703I love this. I’ll help you anyway you like. We can hold hands as we give birth together.
>>530254124Retard, are you under the impression that if a STAR were to crash into our planet, all it would do is wipe out some cities? Because it wouldn’t. We barely even know exactly what "conquering the stars" means and how exactly Radahn is holding the “stars” beyond using gravity magic. Is he creating some kind of gravity fields that holds all of the monsters-stars outside of the Land Between? No, because we can find craters from lesser falling stars beast all even before killing Radahn and that seems to happen after his conquests. Maybe he did some ritual and sealed the stars in place, halting fate and somehow protecting Sellia with that action, with him as the seal, who knows. We don't even know how exactly "holding the stars" affects him. You know what we do know? The astrological bodies that we do see fall are closer in line with meteors and that the word “star” is used extremely liberally in Elden Ring and also that as he held them, prophecies and destinies never occurred. He wasn’t holding millions of balls of cosmic plasma away with gravity, and you have to be completely dumb to not see how that would completely break the setting if it was the case with how grossly out of line it would make him over everyone else. That doesn’t mean it wasn’t still impressive, just nowhere near as strong as impressive as “holding up the cosmos”, it’s more or less unquantifiable magical flavor text done through wonky mechanics to communicate to us that he’s capable with magic in some capacity and that’s it.
>>530256325I had 40 and it felt like too much so either what you have or less
>>530256441I'll try to hit 40 if I can then
>>530256367nah, especially not with 2 blue estus
>>530256417nta and didnt read the whole thing but stars arent what they are in the real world. The way they all shoot across the sky after his boss battle, that would mean the planet is spinning rapidly and it would alternate night and day. Its doesnt, because that's not what stars are. Plus theres the "falling star" beast, and things like that. A star landing can make a small crater like the one outside the gate to Lendell, or it can blow apart a land mass like the one that opens the hole under Limgrave.
kill revenants behead revenants curbstomp revenants block revenants eat revenant sharlight shards leave revenant parties steal revenant seals
>>530256525What but I just said 40 was too much
>>530256379Ah I should've use the Prattling Pates to try to communicate something then lol, maybe next time!
>>530256725sorry, misread, I need some sleep, guess I'll keep 35 for now
>>530256038you hurt my feelings
Getting stuck with a Revenant who actively sabotages the run for the other players sucks so bad.
>>530256496>>530256638Correct. That’s what I’m saying. Did you mean to reply to the other guy?
>>530257028I fucking hate Revenant players and every single one is guilty of griefing until proven innocent
>>530257028>>530257125I like revenants
They smoll
uh oh im starting to get bored after 200 hours
>>530252701Malenia herself maybe was weaker than Radahn but the god of rot within Melania was completely out of Radahn’s league
>>530255936Yeah I agree which is why I want it so badly
I'm made for being bred and I'm sick of being denied my purpose, dammit! I'm so super fertile! Why are my tits so huge if they aren't meant to feed!
>>530256390Holding hands while we give birth together will be perfect
I'll kiss you and we can hold each other. Squeeze each other's hand.
There's no reason we can't raise our babies together and feed them from each other's breasts
I'll have plenty of milk for both or our children
Your babies will be mine and vice versa
I'll be just as much in love with you and our children will love each other<3
Ideally they won't even know the difference or know who birthed them
I promise to love youre children as my own!
We'll be such good sister wives!
>>530251360Fulghor-maxxing
Yea, I think the bugs are boring so I started queuing heolstor and the other nightlords
I like when the game is challenging so it is actually possibly more fun if your teammates are newer and play less optimally. Then you can try your hardest to pull off the victory like the South Park WoW gamer pro.
The bugs the last few times around have just been incinerated by fire weapon arts. Randoms struggled with Adel and Fulghor more
>>530257561>>530256390you two would fit right in at 19th century utah
fucking degenerate sluts, can't you have a normal kink like rape or whatever
>>530252564Had a duchess who completely skipped the baby camp and tried to do a keep all on her own. She died, obviously, and rage quit. Me and the Ironeye tried to continue without her until we got to first night boss where Ironeye got three-barred and I got sick of reviving him so I just ignored him and focused on the boss. He rage quit and it was only me left for second day. Made it to the Nightlord and died before getting him down to 3/4 health. I should have know to just quit when the Duchess quit so I wouldn’t have wasted my time.
>>530257561Please stop I'm not even ovulating yet. I don't wanna wank off.
I wanna fondle wylder's balls so much while he fondles my tits. I wanna tease him til he bursts and passes out
>>530253034>>530253808You guys must be shitters. Farum Azula and Elphael are objectively the best legacy dungeons in the entire game.
>>530253808
>>530257854There’s nothing as kek as the people skipping first camp and insisting on level 1/2 evergoal.
I had a recluse go by herself to the first evergoal at lvl 2 with a poison camp right next to it which me and ironeye opted to clear. She died solo and left the game. We cleared it after and won without her.
>>530253461I’m glad you’re retarded and your opinion is worthless
>>530253705>niggergcheater infected pass
>>530256959Good? People who think that impregnation is hot but don't like pregnancy are stupid people who aren't mentally fit to be alive or do anything
>>530258142>don't ping anything until we clear starter camp>rando makes a retarded ping for a church on the other side of the map>ping something before we do starter camp>rando thinks this means we should go do the gaol instead of hitting level 2 first
>>530254928To be fair the skill floor with revenant is kind of insane. It’s basically a requirement to unsummon and resummon your spirits in order for them to not get killed instantly and that’s not easy to time right. In contrast the skill ceiling with recluse might be high but the skill floor is very low, what staff you get is far more important and you can throw out cocktails at random not really knowing what any of them do and they’ll always be at least slightly beneficial.
>>530254928Nothing infuriates me more than when I watch a youtube video and they say Rev’s starter weapon is useless.
>>530258575It's not thaaaat important outside solo, the more you micromanage your summons the less damage you yourself are going to be doing
it makes more sense in solo where if the bosses are distracted by your summons you get to output a lot of damage, but in a lot of cases in multiplayer summon and forget unless you're trying hard to preserve buffs or the skeleton to pick people up
>>530255627It 100% works, get good
>>530256150What’s your relic setup for guardian?
>>530257561Our children <3 Yours are mine and mine are yours. Sister wives is really a cute concept. I'll have plenty of milk too, our family always produces a lot. My sister was the main supplier for a local milk bank after she had her kid because she had so much extra. Big nightfarer family...
>>530257772Rape is in there too. Pregnancy shot up a lot more when my friends started to have kids and when I struggled to have my own. Feeling like a failure and feeling left behind hurts a lot, so I dream of it and yearn for it.
>>530258804you are literally her
what a radiant smile
>>530258575Revenant doesn't have a high skill floor.
She has a high relic floor.
There's an entire universe of difference between a revenant with stacked +FP effects and one with her regular bar.
The hard bugs relic is a good duct tape fix that will massively improve the average Revenant's usefulness.
It doesn't help that the FP with 3+ seals relic effect is one of the rarest in the entire game.
miscarry maddy sitting in a tree
c-u-t-t-i-n-g.
first comes blood
then comes miscarriage
then youre left with just an empty baby carriage
>>530258424God I fucking hate when I ping where I want to go after getting level 2 from the baby camp and my retarded teammates run straight to my ping at level one. It’s like, is this your first fucking time playing the game?
>>530257854It depends what you're near, but skipping the baby camp can be fine. If there's a fire church next door, just do that. Literally every class can do that solo level 1, its fine.
>>530259042doesnt she also need relics that affect her ultimate so it's more than rezbot + shitty summon attack?
>>530257943I'm ovulating and we should sync up so we can get pregnant at the same time
We can get Wylder off together, have him cum in both of us at least once while fondling and sucking his balls and enticing him to give us his seed.
Tease him and ask him just how many children he wants, so he can cum in us knowing that his seed isn't going to waste
We can rile home up together and take turns letting him impregnate us
Kiss him and each other while he's overstimulated from having us suck him off and slather our tongues along his balls
I'd choke on Wylder's cock and then help him guide it into you knowing he's going to knock you up
I'd kiss you while he's fucking you and you can barely think, I'd massage and suck your breasts
Watch him fuck you and kiss your tummy after he's released his seed in you
I'd massage your ovaries through your skin to help it take and get oh top of you so that he can fuck me next
I want us to get pregnant together anon
I want our bellies to grow together so that we have each other through the process and we can drain Wylder dry when the second trimester kicks in and we can't be satisfied by anything other than his cock
>>530258906>sister main supplier for a local milk bankFuck that's so hot. Mine are big already I like to imagine with pregnancy they'd balloon up and I'd always have so much left that worse case scenario you could drink the rest
They're so big that it feels like a shame that I'm not pregnant yet because I just know they'd supply superior nutrition to our children!
I'm bisexual and I adore cute girls so I would want to spoil you alongside Wylder!
I also dream of being a mommy and not getting left behind, I'll do anything if it means birthing our babies and making sure they grow up strong and healthy<3
>>530258891This is my relics for solo Guardian
is it usually like this around here
>>530259238It’s not really a question of can you do it. I know if I really locked in I could probably beat Godskin Duo evergaol at level one. It’s more so a question of can you do it fast enough for skipping the baby camp to be worth it.
>>530258891>>530259453And this is my relic setup for Guardian in trios, tanky blockbot for the most part
I hope power stancing doesn’t come back ds3 was right just make paired weapons
>>530259421so this is the power of mush
>>530259421Which bannable offence can I report this for? Off-topic? Extremely low quality?
Okay so that are people actually leaning towards? erg or niggerg? I don't care at all, but sometimes I can run either and be stuck at 2/3 on PC.
Also I've never really gotten into it, but what is it with the extreme autism-ego that is found on this board? I swear every thread has its one or two absolutely unhinged schizos.
>>530259524It's not this bad usually, shitposters and degenerates are running rampart tonight, better off ignoring them
Post and talk about Guardian instead
>>530258234he still ruined your game and i hope he does so again. cry tranny.
>>530259676Announcing a report is bannable
>>530259453>>530259584Thanks man, much appreciated. Is there any mechanical difference between the witches brooch and the cracked version? Or is it just a visual story difference?
>>530259795There's absolutely no difference besides the visual look of the relic, same stats and same flavour text
>>530259748He can’t, I blocked him
>>530259346That relic effect that gives a damage boost is strong, but doesn't buff her, so you depend on your teammates being able to make the most out of the damage buff + invincibility.
The Explosion passive is nice to have, but you can achieve similar results with a single AOE incantation, and more FP allows you to use them multiple times without a CD.
+ FP is the only thing that will allow a Revenant to make up for the lacking DPS of her teammates, since once her bar hits 0 she becomes useless.
>>530259783Either they will delete both in which case I will go to Valhalla or janneis won't do anything in which case it doesn't matter anyway
>>530259421Why did you feel the need to spoiler this
>>530259524Yes it is. Ignore the lying bird jeet. Every thread consists of this kind of ERP and coom talk.
>>530259783Good thing I didn’t report when I made that post so it’s not an announcement
>>530258804I warned you about posting things like this. Here’s comes the mating press.
Karla's outfit on Recluse works really well.
>>530259524This is how it goes when you have a lot of lonely and horny 30+ year old femanons
>>530259759>compromised passwordSomeone bake the real general
>>530259421I feel obliged to say that breast size doesn't have a significant impact on milk production
>>530260106you're right. here's the correct thread with the real password
>>530259745>>530259745>>530259745
>>530259689All I know is the very first time I tried niggerg I had blatant cheaters for teammates
>>530258935um thanks..
>>530260081the heck, I was just giving some input!
>>530259421>Kiss him and each other while he's overstimulated from having us suck him off and slather our tongues along his ballsshit thats hot. It's fine if we put some bite marks on him right? I claim his thigh
>>530259563Wel yeah. A golem archer keep, a castle haight, or literally any church can all be cleared by just killing 1 enemy, and anyone can handle it at level 1, and should take about the same amount of time as the baby camp. Plus you get the loot whisp. Obviously if the only things near you are ruins, or military camps, you should clear the baby camp. But dont get tilted just because someone decided that they can kill the flame monk in 7-8 hits solo level 1 and theyd rather just go do that instead.
i clicked the /dsg/ link a while ago and couldnt believe how fixated they were on talking about /erg/
Tonight, Birb joins the Gnoster smack
>>530260592It’s a dead general kept a live by literally one single schizo. I have never seen a slower general on /vg/ than /dsg/
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>>530260592One. Person. Dumbass.
>>530259903ok well i hope someone else comes along and does the same p
>>530260425Of course. He'll like it.
What are bite marks compared to his children growing in our wombs, after all.
I want to see you marking him up, sis.
>>530261890Who cares, I’ll just block them
>>530242341>Bortoh I remember you as that dogshit raider, yeah I'd quit if I got matched with you again too
It was funny enabling Recluse to go full DBZ however
>[Raider] Duration of ultimate art extended
>[Raider] Size of Totem Stela increased
>[Raider] Multiple Totem Stela can be placed at once
>[Raider] Play Len's "Steal My Sunshine" at 500% max volume near Totem Stela
>[Raider] Totem Stela triggers Bell Bearing Hunter invasion
block these 2 trannies on steam, nearly lost my winning streak thanks to them being slow as shit and dying every 2 mins
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198048441796
https://steamcommunity.com/id/almaex
>>530265468Unblock me. I am a GOD at ironeyes.
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