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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!
/sthg/ #8438 - HmC Hedgehog May Cry Edition
==NEWS==
>TailsTube #12 - Life Hackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3WmM7nVq_I [Embed]
>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - Animation Teaserhttps://youtu.be/qFDJ6zMyq-k
>Sonic Racing - Cross the Worlds - (Opening ver.) - Performed by James Bourne of Bustedhttps://youtu.be/OR9FGj1Bj70
>Sonic Rumble global launch delayed:https://sonicrumble.com/GLDelay
>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will be released on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/
==Comics Release Dates==
DC x Sonic the Hedgehog #5 - 16 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #80 - 30 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #81 - 03 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special - 24 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026
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>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection
>Sonic comic scans:https://grabber.zone
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>/sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg
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Previous Zone:
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Bitchin
>>530872306>Silver isn't cool or suave enough to be Will Turner>Didn't read picrel
Post IDW panels with big titties.
Woah! *sniffs for Shadow*
>>530872529Fast like Whoah
>>5308723782 Ham and cheese omelets.
>>530872475Failscuckcelbros... we are bottom 3 material...
>>530872487>this dumb bitch is RUINING THE CAKE
>>530872336Eggman strangling Sonic pretty please, thank you anon
>>530872529Reminder Crash becomes needy and submissive to Shadow after a certain point in the fic, while Shadow never shows him much attention or accepts his advances for sex.
>>530872721Moron those are the six most popular characters. Tails is in the top 5
>>530872489That's why Marvel rivals added an ass adjustment function
>>530872579Do tikal go back in the emerald after SA1? If so I don't think she'd approve of this.
>>530872734>ruiningseething chestlet.
>>530872932Why would she go back to her prison? Same for Chaos. Its always been retarded fanon
>>530872932it's ambiguous
>>530872853sonknux yuri is also fine
>>530872306>Silver isn't cool or suave enough to be Will TurnerSuch a shame and me being a Paramount executive was gonna suggest getting Orlando Bloom to voice silver, All well, Guess I can get Jay Baruchel to hack out some lines.
>>530872529What does Shadow smell like?
>>530872224>assGUTSMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-lPMmkmmeM
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Bun!
>>530873039iron, ozone, and coffee
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Shadow gets to fuck this?
>>530872983Idk, sonic lore is like a fart in the wind. It changes constantly and I'm not autistic enough to keep up with it.
>>530873039>>530873275With an aftermath of gunpowder
>>530873039like a jar of dirt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KmfDugpRE0
>>530873372>fart in the wind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xag9VhDwxzM
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>>530871303That's a nice paragraph and I agree, but one thing:
I have never argued that Shadow should NEVER make that face. No one has to my knowledge. That has never been my argument and it's frustrating to see it reduced to that.
There's a huge difference between having him do it 10% of the time and 90% of the time. I'm not asking for 0% but for 10% (being generous since it's more like 5% in older games). Fanworks make it 90%.
I'm saying 1. have him do it infrequently and 2. it has been slowly happening more often now that IDW's team is working on other official media, because they get all their understanding of the characters from the fandom/fanart. I am not saying it should never ever happen, Shadow does make expressions, but he usually has a pretty good poker face and the viewer can't tell what he's thinking/feeling. I'm fairly sure this is done intentionally to make him more mysterious, which is a big part of Shadow's appeal.
I don't like it when fan media influences the characters. I don't like it when social media memes are made official in some capacity. That's true "meta era" shit right there, adding in vague references to flavor of the month memes and changing the characters' entire body language to better match the mental illnessu fanart 15 year olds on your feed draw.
There's something chilling about an extremely powerful character like Shadow just silently and calmly walking towards you with the intent to kill, his gaze staring straight through you. That should be replicated. He's that missing link between a murder machine like Metal and a real 'hero' like Sonic.
What's your favorite sonic songs with lyrics, /sthg/?
For me is almost every song in Frontiers and Sonic R. I never get tired of them! Knight of the wind is also a favorite of mine.
>>530874096Metallic Madness pt. 2
>>530874052I want a cute adorable sweet furry anthro to kill me.....
>>530874096Unawakening Float from Sonic and the Secret Rings. To me that's the best Sonic song ever
Flynnfags have been crashing out all day
>>530872487who made this edit? really looks like the real thing, i want to see if the artist made more edits like this
>>530873486>>530872464>Sonic = Captain Jack Sparrow>Shadow = Davy Jones>Knuckles = Captain Barbarossa>Silver = Will Turner>Blaze = Elisabeth Swan>Orbot & Qbot = Pintel and RagettiCan't be bothered to do the rest of the cast, someone else has to do it
>>530874096Ethno Circus by Hideki Naganuma.
The Rest of Sonic Rush, actually. I'm bias, he's my favorite artist.
>>530874096Undefeatable and Number One
>>530874096Vela Nova (OST)
>>530874096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxL_r-0VC1k
>>530873039Cherry blossoms, lavender, lillies, gunpowder, blood, autumn leaves, spices, chocolate, coffee, musk, leather, ozone, fresh laundry
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sonic x treasure planet
>>530874316>>530872487BUMP
I also want to know who did it.
>>530874096When We Reach For You
>>530873479Why is Tails the peak of feminine beauty?
>>530874451idk I think Silver would be a better fit for Jim Hawkins
>>530874202Damn, I forgot about Mania. I think the entire ost is one of my top 3 sonic game osts. I love how both acts in MM is just sonic and eggman rapping and dissing eachother, is so fun!
>>530874441No wonder Crash likes him
>>530874096Wrapped in black
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>>530874096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWWfjK0v8eM
>>530874468Well he's small and cute and fluffy and young. I guess those things are usually associated with femininity. Well, maybe not the "fluffy" part since women have less body hair but still
He also has a curvy body
Sticking my face in Shadow's fluffy chest and inhaling so hard I feel dizzy
>>530874747Tails' slender curves... silly Tails, why do you have those illustrious curves if you aren't for babymaking...
Grounder's Ass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONj0NAIYzPw
Oh dark the darkness that dozes in the dusk
Throw it all away!
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you
You live an endless life forever
Oh dark the darkness that dozes in the dusk
Throw it all away!
You see a light wherever you go
You have to face it again and again
>>530874720Based, that was going to be my second choice after pumpkin hill.
Stop trying to make Sonic relatable
>>530874330>Sonic = Captain Jack Sparrow>Eggman = Davy Jones>Knuckles = Will Turner>Blaze = Elizabeth Swann>Fang = Captain Barbossa>Bark = Pintel>Bean = Ragetti>Infinite= Cutler Beckett>Silver = James Norrington>Shadow = Bootstrap Bill>Rouge = Tia Dalma
>>530874451Treasure Planet is fucking based
>>530874916Everytime I do this to my cat she looks away like she doesn't want it lmao
Shadow and Crash are one and the same
they both fuck their siblings
>>530873480>Sonic is a Japanese shonen story where you beat up your enemies until they're either friends, dead, or forgotten about. The second category doesn't come up that much so mostly friends or not showing up.You act like a Shonen Pirate story which is a hybrid of the two isn't the most popular Manga in history.
>>530874553Tails would be the best fit for Jimbo Hawkins if he was aged up a few years.
>>530875414Crash is for Crunch thoughbeit
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>>530875521Crunch is for Rouge
>>530872487Flat is better.
>>530872779Ok, but not in an NSFW way.
>>530875308Or actually, Amy would be a great Tia Dalma too.
>>530875414Shadow and Crash have the same background. Shadow just has a lot of angst while Crash's life is one big goofy beach vacation
Eggman has only worked well as a VERY serious villain in SA2. He does not work as a serious villain otherwise.
People want Eggman to be this serious villain but Sonic is a franchise that is meant to run forever and be very flexible enough that many many different types of plots can work. Having Eggman be goofy the vast majority of the time makes it easier to justify his inclusion in loads of different types of plots.
If you want a serious villain make a new villain, Eggman can be dangerous but rarely serious.
>>530875308Jet would make more sense as Captain Barbossa
>>530875503Quit yer bellyachin'.
>>530875503she's sad because she keeps losing her backgrounds
>>530875760>Shadow torn on whether he was a living weapon or not>Crash literally does not give a shit on the circumstances of his mutationThey could learn so much from each other.
>>530875856Honestly, Eggy works when he's usually goofy but every one and a while he gets serious and does something truly evil.
Chroniclesfag you better go full wind. No relatable gigifaggotry
>>530874747>>530875436I thought you said you were going to stop posting on this general Maytranny.
>>530875856CD, 3K, and OVA took him the right amount of serious and showed how funny and destructive he can be. Eggman should always walk the line between goofy manchild and evilest man alive without going too far in either direction overall.
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>Uuuuuu Tangle... that nigger bumped into me....
>AYO, DAFUQ YU JUST SAY HOMIE?
>W-Whisper...! Don't--
>uuuuuu this baboon is scaring me..... Someone come shoot this porch monkey....
>EY MAN, YOU BETTA APOLOGIZE, OR IMMA POP A CAP IN YO ASS!
>S-Sorry sir! W-Whisper! Apologize to hi--
>Uuuuuu... He smells so bad Tangle... I hate negros.... uuuuu
>AIGHT THAT'S IT
And so, Tangle and Whisper were found heavily wounded with bruises and broken bones in an alleyway.
>>530876179Yeah no I disagree and the point of my post was that serious Eggman has more problems than goofy.
>>530875942Hearing Jason cover Captain Barbossa's lines with Jet's voice would be a treasure.
>>530876187Whisper is black so she can say it
You can remove ONE Sonic-related ship from /sthg/. That ship will never be posted again in any future threads. It does not stop the ship from existing, merely from being posted on /sthg/.
Which one?
>>530876187No graphic rape scene, 3/10
Drawing comparisons to any other romance story makes Silvaze look really weak by comparison.
>>530875997More of a direct rival to Sonic as well as being far more likely to work with Sonic and stab him in the back. Fang is more of a lone agent/ mercenary in that regard
>>530876251I mostly meant to add that he's boring when he's treated as too goofy and he's not Eggman when he's treated as too seriously. The examples I gave are the only things that struck the perfect tone with him.
>>530876012Uuuu my life is way sadder than yours these guys I knew for a week died offscreen once and the guy who did it is a chud manipulatorrr who made Lanolin yell at meeee and then Surge stole my heckin Wispus one time UUUUUUUU!!
>>530876104at this point, somebody could just humanise these characters and take off the rape, pass it off as their original story. this is has gone far beyond the original meme.
>>530876415I need more crying whisper images for... reasons.
>>530876413The X, AOSTH, films, and Boom are beloved and they lean hard in that direction.
>>530876420Crashdow is rebranded Knuxdow, but is also a rebranded Shadally and a rebranded Sonadow
>>530876373But Jet isn't a bad dude.
>>530876505Uuuuuu stop objectifying meee this is heckin mysoginy in Big 2025 thatโs craazyyyy uuuu
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>"UUuuuu Tangle... I want to go on the rollercoaster..."
>"W-Whisper Dear... You know what happens when--"
>"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGG--"
>"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, STOP SHOUTING, WE'RE GOING"
>"Yaaaay!!"
>The ride starts
>"Uuuuu Tangle.. This is so scary.... i don't feel so good... uuuuu"
>Whisper violently vomits while the ride is going up, the vomit falls on all the people behind them, a lot of whom had their mouths open.
Tangle and Whisper are now banned from yet another amusement park.
>>530876689Dude cheats at poker, Besides the dudes only the baddie in the first film anyway.
uuuUuu Tangle help I was so sad that I cut my hair short like every independent girl in every chick movie ever but I couldn't see through the tears and I cut too much and now I'm bald and I'm even more sad uuuUuuUuuUuUuuuu
uuuuuuuuu neurodivergent erasure is happening tangle uuuu i'm feeling uncomfy
>>530876759Oh noโฆthis is queerphobia of my comfort characterโฆ
Why are the chuds so mean to Whisper?
>be me, tangle's lovely neurodivergent lesbian girlfriend
>in Mcdonalds for the care bears toy promotion
>get tangle to order me 10 Happy Meals
>she looks at the ground and sheepishly says "But whisper, you're getting a little heavy. Maybe you should only have 6 Happy Meals."
>stand on her feet and refuse to move until she complies with my order
>she cannot move and almost falls as she tries to pull her feet out from under mine
>the lemur bitch begins to cry as she realizes I have trapped her, checkmate whore
>tangle quietly agrees that big girls need ten Happy Meals and she goes to pay for the food
>while she is ordering I get on my hands and knees, she hands the packages of food to me
>I grab the bags with my mouth and begin walking on all fours to the play area
>I slowly crawl up the slide, barely fitting whilst letting out enormous amounts of gas
>once I'm inside the main play area my flatulence has become to over powering that it even brought a tear to my eye
>the children playing inside begin to run out, complaining of the putrid smell
>I yell "uuuu patriarchal heteronormative fascism has infected the youth uuu"
>I sit in the center of the play gym and begin to have a picnic with my happy meals
>I give each care bear a bit of cheeseburger
>I'm setting up an awesome play story with my bears when that cunt tangle and the mcdonalds manager come into the play area
>"Ma'am we have been getting complaints about an adult in the play area. You must be under 8 years old to use it."
>tell him to fuck off
>mcdonalds employees begin entering the play structure
>push my back against the wall and start kicking them as they come towards me
>all of the weight of the invasion plus my 300lb-self breaks the play structure
>I fall through to the ball pit, the entire structure collapses
>as the customers try to save a boy trapped under the structure, we escape
>tangle begins crying in the van
>make her stop at Dairy Queen for dessert
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>Googly moogly!
Uuuuuu Tangle, Lanolin called me a fat bitch so I sat on her until she stopped moving and now I'm being arrested for homicide. Uuuuu this is why it's so hard for queer people like me to live uuuuuu.
>>530876058Uuuuuuu UUUUUU LESBIAN ERASURE!!!
STOP IT STOP STOP IT STOP IT STOP ERASING US THIS IS LIKE SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN ITโS NOT THE 60S ANYMORE DIDDY BLUD UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *vomits from trauma*
>>530876104Who is the Shadow of the Crash Bandicoot series?
Why do they not call him King Koopa when that is his last name? Bowser is his first name.
I love whisperposting so much bros
>>530877091Tangle enables them to because systemic ravism has brainwashed her. She is both a victim and an abuserโฆ
>>530877141Trip's husband.
Every IDW character looks bad humanized except Jewel.
>>530875603I just want Eggman to be smiling with joy while he strangles Sonic :)
>>530877236It always makes me laugh
>>530877145uuuuuuuโฆLanolin duo is secretly a chud in disguiseโฆuuuuuuuuโฆhe called me a snowflake libtardโฆ.uuuuuuuuuuโฆhe said he doesnโt support womenโs rightsโฆuuuuuuuuuu
https://youtube.com/shorts/uPxXRCkHkbo
>>530877195Crunch Bandicoot
uuuuu Tangle! Surge stole muh heckin comfort Wispus I'm having a realistic depiction of a panic attack aaaaiiiieeeeeee i'm pooping in the corner now and crying and ripping my hair out you have to restrain me and give me changies uuuuu uuuuuu i'm sad uuuuuuu i'm sad and i'm a lesbian you have to comfort me uuuUUUUUuuuu panic attack uUUUUUUuuUUUUU!!!!!
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>>530877656You know, Lyric does look like something out of that movie
>>530877340>>530877595No, that's Knuckles. Maybe Shadow is Evil Crash?
>>530877712Post more Whisper abuse
uuuu it's too late Tangle I already told Cream about all the ways youโve abused me this past week and now she hates you too and she told Vanilla and she told everyone else and now youโre being #cancelled if you donโt go to the libtard female therapist and the intervention we scheduled teaching you how to be a better provider to me. This is all your fault for letting me be sad Tangle, they all hate you for how horrible you are to me and I told them all, you need to treat me better as your stunning lesbian mtf girlfriend uuuuuuuuuu
>>530874451Treasure Planet is probably one of my favourite Disney films
If I had to (not that I would) shove Sonic characters into this film
>Eggman as SilverJim stumps me, on one hand, Sonic's carefree attitude towards doing things really lines up with him, however, Tails is already in hero worship mode so it's easy to put him in Jim's position
Blaze and Silver as Amelia and Delbert
Omega as Ben. This is not a good fit, I just find it funny.
Bones would be an interesting choice. Bones is someone from Eggman's crew who goes into hiding. In the film they don't really give him a good shout so I'm going by the book for most of his personality, so whoever would be a good drunken mess of a man who is so paranoi-
Fuck it, it's Sticks.
>Sticks would make a better BenI'm sticking with Bones.
>YOU LOOKOUT FOR THAT CYBORG, HE'LL PUT HIS TECHNO ARM INTO YOUR BRAIN AND MAKE YOU BELIEVE HE'S GOING TO FIND A PLANET OF TREASURE>S-Sticks, stop drinking>I WILL DRINK AS MUCH AS I LIKE. FREE COUNTRY ISN'T IT>Sticks, the original book was set in England>B-bugger
duofag where's my request?
>>530877880Nice input! You're so brave for speaking your mind!
uuuu Tangle if you wonโt scissor with me just because I have a penis and balls i was born with then youโre transphobic and iโll tell Lanolin i donโt feel safe with you in the restoration
>>530877603>>530877941Surge shoves Whisper in lockers for sure
>>530878138uuuu Tangle Surge whitewashed me
>>530877921>debuted in 2001 in the game where both series were no longer in their home turf (dreamcast to gamecube/naughty dog to external devs)>introduced as relatively more darker and violent counterparts>brainwashed and broken free at the climax taking place in space>become part of the group since>designs are based on differing turn of the millennium trends
>>530876187>>530876759I really enjoy these shitposts
uuuu Good morning Tangle
Or should I say, Sad and Gay morning
>>530878046I told you. AIfags think they're above requests.
>>530878342what's the point of even asking for requests if they're not going to do them?
Uuuu Tangle whereโs my brekkie you fucking bitch iโm having an anxiety attack from how emotionally vulnerable and nervous I am
~*anxieteeeeee keep on tryinโ meeee*~
uuuuuu that cashier said "have a nice day" in a slightly flat voice and now i'm convinced they hate me for being neurodivergent... uuuuuu i'm literally shaking... tangle you bitch bring me my fidget toys and sensory chews...it only took a 2-second microaggression to ruin my entire mental health and the real health of countless palestinian children... uuuuuu i can't handle existing in this ableist capitalist hellscape... i'm so sad and gay....
>>530878429Ego. They only deign to hand out a few like their nobility. Refusing to gen some requests purely on their own morality, political interests, or just plain laziness.
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>Googly moogly. This dog sure does cry a lot, don't she?
>>530878218crashdowbros... Crunchdow was the correct path?
be me, Whisper
wake-up early, my face is crusty with dried tears and my bed is soggy and warm with wet traumapee
Subconsciously pooed in my Archie Sonic jammies while sleeping - a healthy lifelong coping mechanism from the emotional abuse I have courageously survived
pause my hyperventilation and scream at the top of my lungs, fresh hot tears bursting from my crusty closed eyelids: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Tangle silently lurks into the doorway to my room
y-y-yes, babe?'
scream "GIMME GIMME DEEPFRIED CHIKKY DO IT NOW BEFORE I WEEPY"
WhisperโฆM-My Darling who I most absolutely am sexually attracted to and do not regret one bit, youโve already ate all the kfc last night in one dinner, I-l.I..have to go get m-
spring up and ultimate smash my body into hers for forcing me into a stressful social situation, she screams and starts sobbing
Tangle pushes me out of the way with her tail (her arms are frail and withered from white privlidge) as she runs downstairs
yell "OUCHIES, YOU HURT YOUR WHOLESOME LESBIAN BAE" and start crying frantically
chase after her, Tangle locks herself in the pantry
start beating on the pantry door with my fists while screaming and crying โWHY DONT YOU LOVE YOUR STUNNING LESBIAN GF"
Tangle is weeping loudly enough for the neighbors to hear and calling for help
cry even louder and accidentally shit new jammies
panic attack uses up all of the engine I had for the day
roll my thicc 1000ib curves over to my scooby-doo playroom and roll up into a ball like a spindash then fall asleep
wake up at 9 PM, tucked in bed with clean jammies
note from Tangle: "I'm sorry honey, I never meant to hurt you, Iโm not homophobic, our love is real and healthy and will last forever! I love you!"
fresh bucket of kfc on my trash-littered computer desk
shovel them into my face
fall asleep crying from everything Tangle put me through, again
Does helping me with my social anxiety always have to be such a fucking ORDEAL?
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uuuuuuu tangle... i saw a straight couple holding hands at the park and it triggered my comphet trauma...they looked at me funny because i'm plus-sized... uuuuuu now i'm dissociating and need you to validate me... please tell me i'm valid...we need to beat fatphobic pieces of shit to bloody death in front of their families.... uuuuuu why can't everyone just be a decent person for once...
Would crypton be chill if miku got turned into a mobian like honey?
Like letโs say sega donโt even dare call her miku just something like migu the idol or migu the (insert species here)
>>530879159thats kinda gay anon
>>530878592>>530879139Whisper is such a tragic character because people keep oppressing her even though sheโs done nothing wrong and is thriving
odds I work on my project
evens I make thing for you?
>>530879223Well I have news for you
>>530879417get back to work
Can someone tell me what Whisper's interests are that don't pertain to getting revenge or dealing with trauma?
Touching Shadow without consent
>Well I'll be, if it ain't my old buddy, Anon! Valid day we're havin', ain't it? Now, I can see that tumbleweed rollinโ in already, so before y'all go askin', my pronouns are she/they. Tuck that away in yer saddlebag. And it's Fa'ang now, ya hear?
>>530879445Would be cooler with realistic firearms
>>530879501Eating and crying...wait those are both coping mechanisms.
be me, Whisper
wake up sad from traumatic experience I had in my dream
desire brekkie
lift my big beautiful 1000ib body off the bed
my legs no longer work, I am an abuse survivor this is only natural
push door open all on my own because I am the โGuardian Angel of the Battlefieldโ who doesn't let my disability hold me down
crawl to door like inch worm
call for Tangle my proud lesbian girlfriend
"y-yes dear?"
she sounds like she's sobbing, stupid bitch doesn't she know I'M the one with the real problems?
"FRIED CHIKKY NOW TANGLE I'M SO SAD UUUUUUU"
"o-okay Whisper *sob*" from behind the kitchen door, when I'm the one who has social anxiety
"DON'T FORGET THE RANCH SAUCE, WHORE"
hear someone walking up
it is not Tangle
it's our toxic restoration leader Lanolin with a shotgun slung on her back, she looks angry cuz she's a bigot
she grabs me by the love handle and starts dragging my buxom bulk to the stairs
"LET GO, I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK"
"Time to take a trip to the woodshed you fat fuck"
I cry and poo poo like never before
Lanolin does not relent, can still hear Tangle sobbing despite being privileged and white
she drags me out the door
shoves me into a wheelbarrow and steers me to the shed
pushes me inside and closes the door behind her
she points the shotgun at me
cry more
"uuUUuuU!"
"It's no good, Whisper."
a voice suddenly booms from behind the door
"I think you mean IT'S NO USE"
a telekinetic blast smashes through the door
Lanolin's head explodes into red mist
the door falls over inward to reveal Silver
I know what it is he desires
I turn around and raise my flabby putrid ass
I can feel it
silver's 1-inch toxic masculinity makes it's way between my asscheeks
he grunts
"TAKE THIS"
it pulses in my anus
his stinky esp cheese is released into me
it completes my transformation
I shed my fat shell and transcend into my new form
I am a space butterfly
I fly off into space
silver waves to me as I go
"we can't get over trauma, but we may learn to live with it"
>>530879664Yes. She also gets her Wisp to steal a Calzone from Jet for no reason at all than she was hungry while pretending to do sniper work
>>530879587Fa'ang the Xerboa? or it is Na'ack the Xeasel?
>>530879868depends on the day
>>530879748my sides hurt from laughing at this
>>530879445>>530879613What does Claire's Wispon even do? Does she actually fight with it or does she just fly around like fucking Marry Poppins?
>>530879748>Googly moogly, what the hell just happened?
>>530879950Maybe it's Fa'ang the Xerunter? Or Je'et the Xerper?
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Sonic also known as wind boy sonic in korea apparently
uuuu Tangle we need to stop Mimic from replacing the Mcdonalds seed oil with Tallow Fat it just doesn't taste the same Tangle or else i'm gonna badly hide in a potted plant and pretend like i'm gonna snipe someone until Lanolin punches me and then i'm gonna cry and make a scene again
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Fag
If I made a huge document putting together all the evidence in existence for my Sonic ship how badly would I be bullied
First I hear of Creamspiracy, then I hear of Boobowspiracy...
What next, /sthg/? Is there something else you want to tell me?
>>530880442Depends on the ship
>>530880395Uhhh he fucks his sister, buddy.
>>530880395This Fang looks like he works out, that's hot
>>530880531how many times are you going to post this disgusting "art"
Enough with the shitposting and on to discussing the important parts of the Sonic franchise.
What does Sonic's dick look like and how does Shadow's compare?
Lanolin & Me's Traumatic McDonald's Adventure
be me, Whisper
456 month young child
Lanolin and Tangleโs stunning lesbian gf (platonic cause Iโm too inexperienced to be sexualised)
in line at mcdonald's getting fried chikky
โUUUUU LANNY LANNY I NEED TO GO PEE PEE POO POO NOW NOW NOW"
Lanolin looks embarrassed, fucking homophobe doesnโt she know how hard socialising is for survivors like myself?
Lanolin saves our place in line while I waddle off
Look at both stalls and think hard
Decide that today I identify as male
get into boyโs stall and begin my poo poo dance
hear something in other stall
climb on bowl and peer over side
Itโs Mister Silver, and he has pee pee mayo like Tangle drinks from Tails all over his hand
he stares at my naughty pillows then starts rubbing his papa pole and drooling
โUUUUUโ in distress
Lanolin runs into little boys room
takes me into little girls room
get back in line
finally at front
"I WANT FRIED CHIKKY WITH A MINECRAFT TOY OR IโLL BE SADโ
Lanolin hits me
"we will take an order of fried chicken to go"
"BUT LANNY I WANT TO GO ON THE PLAY PLACE"
she gives in
sit down at play place
โLANNY LANNY WHERE IS MY MINECRAFT TOY?"
she quickly leaves to get it
waddle over to play place
climb up slide
Cream the Coloniser comes down the slide knocking us both on the ballpit
trauma engaged, the cis nazi gave me a panic attack with her sexual assault
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bonk Creamโs head playfully against the window looney-tunes style like how I punch Nazis
window breaks
Cream starts crying
This privileged bitch! Doesnโt she know IโM the one with the real pain?
Cry harder and scream it in Creamโs face so she stops pretending
jump on her and sit on her face with my thicc healthy 900ib booty
hear a snap
Cream goes to sleep
Lanolin runs back in with my minecraft toy
she runs me to the Diamondcuttermobile
says we have to 'go on the run'
mfw I can never escape her abuse
>>530880747Sonic's shorter but thicker, Shadow's longer but skinnier
Shadow ASMR https://youtu.be/piFQG5v-PYg
>>530880747Big and circumsiced.
Shadow doesn't have one
>>530879996I don't read IDW slop but it looks like it could be used defensively.
Bump causes 69,000 injuries and 117 deaths with her bumping per year
Antoine Depardieu or Antoine D'Coolette?
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I like how they introduced Whisper as this mysterious competent guardian angel for positive kickbutt lesbian representation, and /sthg/ has reduced her to a severely mentally disabled immobile ball of blubber, an utterly helpless drooling retard who's into toddler shows and constantly cries over normal daily situations while verbally abusing Tangle and sperging out over social issues.
This character completely failed to land. She is carried solely by Whispangle shippers (who only care because it's gay and wouldn't like it if it were heterosexual), and waifushitters who obsess over every female character.
>>530880804I can't believe our brave hero Whisper has to put with that sheep, she puts Whisper away in the car and doesn't simply surrender herself to the police to take the blame? She doesn't understand justice at all, it's crazy.
>>530882258You can thank IDW for that since she's so emotionally fragile in the comic.
this is the reason for the bandana
>>530880804>[CEASE CRYING]
>>530882043D'Coolette is Archie
Depardieu is SatAM
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>>53088243599% they say D'Coolette in SatAM
>>530882258Woman tries to write her own edgy OC donutsteel
Unlike Edgy Male Donutsteel, who will be a loner blasting Boulevard of Broken Dreams, all she ever does is cry about how sad she is and get comforted by her support group
>>530881817This but instead of Sonic it's Sonic Man
>>530882648So uuhhh.. Why can Shadow cry but not Sonic?
>>530879140Sega would be shooting themselves in the foot if they randomly tried to introduce a character that looks like hatsune miku but is not. And as for the other question, I don't know since I don't know every single collab miku had in history but I don't recall any where they turn her into the ip thing they are collabing with. Like if it was a hellokitty collab, they wouldn't make a miku that looks like that artstyle but probably having the other ip characters cosplaying as her. While is the other way around, is how she has a sonic hoodie in the games too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCTyBm3PnM
>>530882782the only time Sonic cries is when he's making his dick cry
>>530882782Sonic cried in Sonic X.
>>530882782Because side characters are allowed a wider range of emotion than Sonic.
>>530880395wtf is that symbol on his hat?
>>530882648uuuuuu muhria uuuuuuuu
>>530882879Are you talking about when Chris was holding him hostage by turning off the gate and isolating Sonic from his friends and home?
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>>530882879>Uuuuuu... Chris.... Uuuuuuu
>>530883009It's called a flower, anon. They're grown in this place called outside.
>>530883072>>530883119uuuuu Sonic Shadow you canโt uuuuu thatโs OUR word this is cultural appropriation! If you uuuu again im gonna hit in the head with this skateboard
>>530883040The wind is souless
>>530883362Uuuuu... Shut up whisper.... you bitch... You're just a female Uwuver... you're not original..... Uuuuuuu...
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>>530882782Sonic can and does cry. He just hates tears and doesn't show his face when he does, so it's an off-screen thing.
https://x.com/NaotoOhshima/status/1127234820654809088
Sonic's distaste for tears has been a thing since at least Sonic Jam. Ohshima has also stated that Sonic is not the type of person to show tears in front of anyone.
Even in Sonic X when he cries, they never show his face, just his tears in the wind as he runs. He doesn't stop, he keeps running even through his grief.
It's vaguely similar to the fact that Sonic is 'shy' when it comes to his feelings on Amy. He purposely avoids thinking on his feelings for her. It seems like strong inner feelings such as love or grief are something Sonic doesn't want to show anyone, not even his closest friends.
>>530879748>"I think you mean ITS NO USE"
If I made a male OC, he would be like Shadow with a tragic past and a kid friendly addiction to bury the pain
>>530883543Well, he doesn't need to be around others for us to see him cry. Or does Sonic have a meta-awareness of us, the viewer, and hides his crying face even from us?
When Shadow says "that was no mere nightmare" in Dark Beginnings, doesn't that imply he's familiar with nightmares, and soft-confirms him having them in his sleep?
Or maybe it's just Ian Flynn and I should stop thinking about it
>>530882258We didn't do much considering what a retarded crybaby she is in the actual comics. The "I didn't bother to record Mimic with my mask" incident was the last straw for me.
>>530883542i'm not like SHITver...i AM original...d-d-don't cry cuz...cuz if you cry ILL CRY...UUUUUUHUUHUHUHUUUUUUUUUUU
tails put the bottle down, you can't keep crying over cosmo....
>>530883610why not have him be silly and whimsical?
I cry because i will never be a mobian and live in sonicโs planet
>>530883832PSME says Shadow has never ever been able to sleep without a nightmare, except when Maria is next to him when he sleeps
Whisper
>Canon: "Guardian angel" who is a crybaby
>Sthg: Autistic Crybaby
Mina
>Canon: 0 Social skills leading to her antagonizing people who do not deserve it and coming on too strong
>sthg: She schizos out over AI
Sally
>Canon: A whore
>Sthg: A whore
>ultimate lifeform
>canโt lucid dream to stop nightmares
Pathetic
>>530884241Whisper's every story trying to "hunt" Mimic was more autistic than anything we could ever come up with
Lel it blended in with this anon's post
>>530880356 "or else i'm gonna badly hide in a potted plant and pretend like i'm gonna snipe someone until Lanolin punches me and then i'm gonna cry and make a scene again"
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>>530883769I think it's less that he has a meta awareness and more that it's an intentional choice by Sonic Team not to show it. Not everything needs to be seen or explained in-depth, it leaves behind mysteries that fuel fan discussion.
Although I guess there's a case to be made about Sonic being vaguely implied to be some sort of god, or a 'fairy-like' creature that continues to exist so long as everyone believes in them. https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1751470752795.png
It's worth noting Sonic Team's other passion project was NiGHTS, and there's a lot of that same whimsical ethereal stuff in early Sonic media as well.
Maybe Sonic does in fact sense the viewer. It's ironic that for such a cool, outgoing, open guy, we still somehow know next to nothing about him and who he is or where he came from. I like that.
>>530883894cool bomb drawing
now we just need to make a new girl who actually is like this surge version
>>530884456you want a sonic fan to sit through 45 minutes of dialog about movie references before they can walk down a hallway and get lore dumped about some war you never heard about?
>>530884367Reminder: Tangle and Whisper's second miniseries was cancelled because Tangle was being toxic to Whisper.
>>530884241/sthg/ understands Sally more than Ian
>>530874916Me but with Werehog
>>530884574>Not everything needs to be seen or explained in-depth, it leaves behind mysteries that fuel fan discussion.What a shit excuse. There is no mystery. You just said what happens: Sonic cries when no one is around.
>Although I guess there's a case to be made about Sonic being vaguely implied to be some sort of god, or a 'fairy-like' creatureOh, you're too far gone in the wind hole.
>>530884624Depends on what movies are being talked about and whats being lore dumped.
>>530884735you're out of line, but I'm in.
>>530884574Also, that is a very retarded misinterpretation of that tweet.
>>530884679Ian's characterization is always wrong, even if it's an Archie character
>>530882258We didn't do anything. Whisper is portrayed as constantly crying and eating and is literally obese based on her BMI. Like god damn her final fight with Mimic starts with her sitting with her legs spread like a fatass and drinking soda.
>>530884970Look at this majestic landwhale.
WEEEEEEEEEHHHH WEEEEEEEEEHH WEEEEEEEEHHHHH
Shut the fuck up, Belle. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Iโm so tired of you, all you do is whinge and complain. Itโs really getting on my NERVES!
>>530884716Why is it that people discussing Sonic characterization offends you? This is a place for discussion.
"Wind hole", you mean understanding a metaphor meant for babies?
>>530885142Uuuu Tangle im tryna be a badass empowered lgbt mercenary but this starbucks doesnโt have any good snacks uwuuuuuu
>>530884286boom amy is really cute!
>>530885186replace belle with Whisper
>>530885402Whisper wouldnโt stop crying if Rick told her to sheโd cry even louder because heโs triggering her
>>530885209Gaslighting already? Damn, I really am good at destroying windfags. Dunno what I do special, really. I just use basic logic.
>>530884110A character driven by pain and desire is more interesting to me
>>530885142>No cheese?This bitch only thinks about food
>>530883121You know what I meant, asshole. Of course, fang and his iconic flower hat that he always had. I am sure that specific flower symbol means something gay but I never seen it before.
>>530885298My heroes & Sally!
>>530885505Where's Mina?
What's the chemistry between Tangle and Whisper?
imagine being the type of person who clicks on a site based on a japanese site, which is named chan because of the japanese language, and the site is centered around anime/manga japanese content, and you navigate to the general for a japanese franchise, click on the thread, then feel offended when someone discusses the japanese part of a japanese franchise
>>530885142cheese delivery
>>530885651Shot dead in an alley.
>>530885749What are you gonna do about it, fag?
>>530881369I'm so sorry anon, she might not be come back
anti windfags say the dumbest shit to justify ruining sonic's character
The train for the troon ruins will be departing soon
>>530885720Same as Shadouge, tard x wrangler
>>530885779UUUUU YOU DIDN'T PRE MELT IT FOR MEEEEEE HOW CAN I DRINK IT NOW
*throws wispon barley 1 foot*
MELT IT AND BRING IT BACK WITH A CRAZY STRAW UUUUUUU
If Sonic is the fart, then I am the shit.
>This is how Fang and Nicolette go to sleep
>>530886049But who is the tard and who is the wrangler?
>>530884456Replace Metal Gear with Studio Ghibli
ururururuurr taaangllle i hurt my throat crying ururuurururur
i need to suck shadows dick
>>530886467No because Military conspiracy's and mechs are part of Sonic's identity
I would give Rouge my chaos emeralds
>discuss ANYTHING you love indepth here
>get attacked
what is the point of sthg
>>530884671Its funny that they still ended up accidentally making Tangle somewhat toxic and manipulative with the whole Diamond Cutters/Duo storyline; its like they can't help themselves
>>530886772to ERP as whisper the wolf
They need to have Tails actually start using his tails again regularly, and not just for flying but for attacking too. Theyโre the best part of his design but as of late theyโve basically only been for show
>>530886772You're allowed to discuss it, but no one said you couldn't get shit on for it.
What if Maria lived and Shadow died instead?
>>530886930Would Maria get sick jet shoes and skate across a bridge?
>>530886279>curled up an a human mans handsVery IC for Nicolette. She didn't get the Millennium Falcon by dating mobians.
>>530886930Then we would probably end up with a Dr. Light and Dr. Wily situation but with Maria and Eggman
Tails is nothing but Dead weight on the series
>>530886772>what is the point of sthgThis website (and its offshoots) are the only places to have real discussion these days. Forums are dead, and places like reddit were designed as news site first and foremost, so they don't facilitate discussion well.
People use this general as an anger outlet
>>530886930My personal headcanon is that it would cause what remaining hope she had left in life falter and turn to depression, which eventually turns to psychopathic anger in her older teen years. She'd pursue something scientific like Gerald and Eggman and would probably use that knowledge to do something unhinged.
>>530887242He just needs a chance man
>>530886278Okay, but who is the burp, the piss, and the vomit?
Sega should make Sonic and Shadow gay lovers just for the shits and giggles
>>530887115How did Archie get away with such a blatant copyright inf-- oh wait nobody cared to read Archie so nobody knew about it.
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Why does Western media encourage women to be whores?
>>530887534Star Wars gets referenced like that all the time
>>530887495burp is knuckles, piss is tails, and vomit is amy
>>530887756They know what the people want
>>530887756thats grooming
>>530887952Amyfags will never beat the besties allegations.
>>530887507At this point they already have
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Two Sonic characters of your choice magically switch bodies. They could be really close or they could be strangers, whatever you want.
How do they react?
>>530884367I had a more autistic idea
>>530887991Sonic and Eggman, Sonic immediately looks to see how big his penis is
>>530888331This actually happened in official material.
Would you play a Sonic game co staring Sonia and Tania? Presumably named Sister Sonic's
>>530887991Infinite and Tails
WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHHH TAAAAANNNGLLLLEEE IM SAAAADDDD AND GAAAAAAYYYY WAAAA-ACK!! *dies*
>>530874052>There's something chilling about an extremely powerful character like Shadow just silently and calmly walking towards you with the intent to kill, his gaze staring straight through you. That should be replicated. He's that missing link between a murder machine like Metal and a real 'hero' like SonicMaybe if we're talking about Shadow in his earlier appearances from SA2-Shth05 then sure, but I wouldn't say he has any reason to kill people anymore, even if they get in his way. We see this in the Gens promo animation where he doesn't kill the G.U.N. pilot and actually saves him by activating his parachute.
>>530887983Sonic canonically is now into her and she is less info him.
>>530887115If I had a tiny Nicolette I'd feed her a piece of cheese and stroke her little head eeeeveryday!
>>530886906They both had a slick coat in their youth but it became fluffier with age.
>>530888453No, I have no interest in either of them
Currently playing through all the sonic games and getting 100%. Im playing colors right now for the first time and is it me or is this game fucking terrible? Im playing the ultimate version on xbox so that might be it. But this game is pure dogshit. I just finished starlight carnival, is it worth it to keep playing? Or can i just skip this game?
>>530888453Probably out of sheer curiosity.
>>530888453Yes
>>530888720>Im playing the ultimate version on xbox so that might be it.Colors Ultimate is a notoriously bad port. One of the worst remasters of all time filled with glitches
>>530887447Empress Maria Robonik and her enforcer Metal Shadow could make for an interesting au.
>>530888624I want to lick her stripe
>>530889401Knuckles and Silver should interact more. They'll feel like 2 homeless men calling each other broke-ass
>>530889464Like Franklin and Lamar?
>>530889401How can you tell if someone's from the future? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
>>530889401>I foresaw itHoly shit, Silver just confirmed there is no free will in Sonic's world. Windxisters, our response??
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>>530889341No wonder her son doesn't know how to fly right
>>530889587I could never wrap my head around the concept of free will.
>>530886802This is very wind-coded.
>>530889670Based Bisexual slut
Movie Sonamy bouta be peak.
>>530889401What does he mean by that.
>>530889401>Espio hates Knuckles>Silver doesn't respect KnucklesWhat is it about this echidna that makes people so petty?
>>530889557Which one is the one with the yee yee ass haircut? Knuckles or Silver?
>>530880464>BoobowspiracyContext?
>>530888906Ignoring the performance issues the game itself is awful. The controls are terrible, theres nowhere near enough boost, forced gimmick platforming. This game so far is just plain bad. By your reply Im guessing it doesnt get better so im just gonna drop it
>>530890386He's an Echidna. Echidnas are trash.
>>530890387>Which one is the one with the yee yee ass haircut?Knuckles cause his is boring like Franklin, Maybe he would get some bitches on his dick or maybe Rouge would call his Echidna ass up if she's done fucking with that ultimate lifeforms or whatever, Spiker
>>530890468I genuinely don't understand people who think this sort of thing makes Sonic a less compelling character. He is a force of nature.
I need Tangle to manipulate, gaslight, and psyop more people.
>>530890386Knuckles is the token well off black guy of the group with a stable job and large home. Theyโre jealous because one is broke and the other is homeless.
>>530874096What I'm Made Of
Follow Me
His World
I Am All of Me
Knight of the Wind
With Me
>>530890832Twitterfags think characters can only be good if they're relatable and preach social bullshit that they believe in.
>>530890914Knuckles is red
knuckles is married to ariem and didnโt leave his kids fatherless
>>530891197what's with knuckles and women who are over a century old
>>530876312Either sonaze or knuxouge
>>530890914Knuckles is South or Central American.
>>530890832>Why didn't Sonic turn into a monster? CAUSE HE'S SANIC.>Why was Sonic able to chaos control? CAUSE HE'S SANIC>Why is Sonic the real King Arthur? CAUSE HE'S SANICThere is no mystery. The answer is always the same.
You only like it cause you like to self-insert as him. Anyone who doesn't have the affirmation bias of a self-inserter would see just how shallow it all is.
>>530891393Where's he hanging these?
>>530891298He doesnโt have time for immature women
Knuxikal and Knuxouge are both more popular than Shadikal and Shadouge but you would think it's the opposite here.
What part of heart of gold don't you niggas understand?
>>530888720>>530890431Besides issues with the remaster, Colors is one of those "You had to be there" type of games. It was something Sonic fans(Specifically the ones that grew up with the Genesis and SatAM) needed after the late 90s and 2000s were seen as massive disappointments after the widely praised and beloved Sonic 3 & Knuckles. People demanded that the Sonic franchise went back to basics, which Sonic Colors fulfilled by being mostly 2D platforming, Eggman being the main villain, only Sonic and Tails are present as everyone else is absent(Unless it's the DS version), only Sonic being playable, and a extremely lighthearted story with tons of comedic humor.
It's why Colors was heavily praised back in the day, although nowadays it's seen as a awful game.
>>530891298Knuckles wants a sugar mama.
>>530874096Back in Time from R, Ungravitify, It Doesn't Matter (SA1) and Fly in the Freedom
>>530891298unresolved mommy issues.
>Sonic is a good person because... HE JUST IS OKAY?!!
10/10 writing, sir, I almost felt something in this cold and empty heart of mine.
>>530890832>I genuinely don't understand people who think this sort of thing makes Sonic a less compelling characterThere's no heroes Journey in Sonic's character, that's the reason. There's never a moment he has to resist temptation like Luke Skywalker did and that confuses people.
>>530891380With dreadlocks and has rap theme songs and shoes based off the Jamaican flag. But if you really want to pin down a race for Knuckles, he would be mixed.
>>530891495>press x to doubtKnuxouge gets an artificial boost from sonadow and shadamy. Otherwise it'd barely be considered popular.
>Sonic Prime Episode 1
>The characters call him "Blue Streak"
oh har har
>>530891864>With dreadlocks and has rap theme songs and shoes based off the Jamaican flagAre you aware of how racist you sound by suggesting that rap can only be applied to "black" characters? And those two things don't change the fact that his direct ancestors are Mesoamerican.
>>530891912THIS
People think this place is niche but the reality is that even if it is weighted towards less conventional ships, you still get a rough idea of what's relevant shipping wise.
>>530891864knuckles only had dreadlocks in the concept art stages of his creation, final knuckles has regular spines
>>530892074Knuckles was obviously created with multiple inspirations. You're retarded trying to mark him down as just one.
>>530890858Mimic did say she had potential
>>530892193His quills still look like dreadlocks in his final design. What are you talking about?
Go look at any "knuxouge" story on ao3. What do they have in common? They're all just sonadow or some other actually popular ship.
>>530892372they really don't
>>530891602Dude im 34 i grew up with sonic lol. I just missed colors on release. I just beat sa2 100% then moved to unleashed. I beat unleashed 100% even getting all eggmanland hotdogs. Colors is fucking ass. Level design is poor. Controls are awful. The game juat plain sucks.
>>530892510Then you're blind.
I just came to say that Merlina was a goofy fuck with a cool design
okay bye /sthg/
What is a good finishing arc for Surge and Kit's characters?
>>530892926>SurgeSonic predicted that Surge would eventually see the light and become his friend. Sonic is usually right.
>KitFollowing Surge but learning to make his own choices
I found a japanese ytp where Sonic and Shadow play minecraft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nILLVX_TsQU
THE GREAT BOOBY THEFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAbEB0qfTu8
Tangle, we're vaulted UuuuuuUuuuu
>>530894415>Video title literally says the booba was everything she hadLol.
people who defend rouge losing her boobs are
well they're nothing
i can't find anyone defending it, everyone hates it. not even leftists. who is this for?
If Sonic actually followed what's "cool" in society, it'd be taking inspiration from GTA and nigger rap.
>>530882150What if Nicky's dicky got freed by the WIND and Amy has to help him get his blue balls.
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>>530883769>Or does Sonic have a meta-awareness of us, the viewer,We've known this since Sonic 1.
>>530895107What about people who are apathetic towards it?
>>530895107>who is this for?journos
>>530895261Sonic doesn't get inspired. He inspires. He's the wind.
>>530895107>who's this for?The brand.
>>530895326So Sonic has no free will since he's always being controlled by humans?
my self insert fucks your self insert
>>530895528but I'm a man, with a male self-insert
>>530895508No, it shows the direct opposite.
>>530895463>edgy yet safelol I thought that was just a meme from here
In Sonic Prime, Sonic isn't shattered by the Shatterverse because the energy in his body is too incredible or something.
Shadow is given no explanation and the best we can assume is that he just got lucky.
Fuck this shit. I'm...I'm fucking...POWERLEVELFAGGING!!!!
Just how powerful are the Wind's fists?
>in Fighters, Sonic's wind-up punch deals massive damage while sending you flying
>Sonic's punch can send cars and buses flying in SA2 (triple tap the somersault button in succession to punch)
>in Unleashed, base Sonic one-punched an entire horde of Eggman's Robots
>Sonic punched down a brick wall in Black Knight
>Sonic can backhand metal enemies into the ground so hard it causes ground tremors in Frontiers
>Base Sonic can defeat huge bosses in Frontiers with nothing but punches
>in Shad Gens, Shadow (Sonic's physical equal, thus they scale to each other) punched a 60-ton missile about 30 feet away while also evaporating all of its armor, then kicked it 400 feet away
>in Shad Gens again, Shadow punched massive pieces of an Egg Fleet battleship into Metal Overlord, hard enough to explode
>in Dark Beginnings, Shadow destroyed a huge, hulking Eggman Robot, which was heavy enough to crater the ground when landing, in a single punch
>can exchange blows with Knuckles, who punched a huge rock cliff into the ocean
Can YOU handle the Wind's punches?
>>530895667Shadow used Chaos Control so he was outside of the shattering when it happened, so he never got shattered himself and instead was lost in the void between the shatterspaces.
>>530895604Windfags love to just say shit with no arguments, huh? It's like you think you're actually Sonic and you can just assert shit and don't need to provide any logical reasoning for it. This phenomenon is quite interesting.
>>530895704What gives the wind its strength?
>Knuckles and Amy get a small TASTE of the cyber corruption Sonic was BURIED in and immediately start becoming delusional
Sonic's strength of mind is basically the opposite of having autism.
>>530895831Kris in Deltarune has to rip out their own soul in order to have any sense of agency from the player's control.
Sonic will visibly grow impatient with you if you're not doing anything, and in CD, he just outright jumps off screen on his own after three minutes. You don't control Sonic. Sonic is the one in control, you're playing HIS game.
>>530895661It's almost comical, isn't it? Something that is such an oxymoron. How does that work, what do they mean? What edgy thing has he even done since 2009?
>>530896092I can also make Sonic kill himself.
>>530895704We have yet to see Sonic throw his strongest punch. The damage would be catastrophic.
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>>530886930>turns out the treatment she was under only worked if you're up to commit dark actions>Shadow's death gives her enough motivation to do so>now this world has an immortal Robotnik ready to start her villain arcThe attempt at saving Maria failed and led to Shadow's death, and Silver needs to return to his time period before trying again. However, the present he comes back to is no longer his present...
If Surge is a real Sonic villain, she can't be inspired by him. at some point she will have to REJECT the wind outright in order to establish that she is NOT like other Sonic rivals. That there will never be a "Wow, Sonic, what a guy. I respect his power" or anything like that.
>>530896614she's a sonic victim
>>530890832He doesn't fit the regular MC mold.
>>530895870The wind grants its user unimaginable strength. Strength is freedom.
>>530892447Shipping fandoms call that shipmates.
They support ships that get rid of the competition.
>>530896776Umm this is rape and Sonic is problematic yeeesh.
more like gayos control lmao
>>530896776isn't this just as socially inappropriate as if he did it with his hand?
>>530868704>>530868091Sonic with gym shorts is such nice addition
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Ah, let's do it.
>>530889782I hate that this retarded story turns Sonic into a turbo jobber.
>>530880356>fatniggerwhisperKinda curious if you showed this to an actual xitter Whisperfags/IDWfags would they be horrified or just feel validated?
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>>530892926>SurgePathetically losing by overloading with electricity and blowing up into millions of tiny little pieces
>KitBecoming IDW's first crying heterosexual
>>530898351I don't give a fuck, I still hated it. I especially hated that stupid looking echidna chick that beat Shadow by casually chaos controlling him in like two pages. They really just wanted me to dislike all of the old guard in that story.
>>530882392Can't he just take it off?
Sonic as a character doesn't really gel with complex storytelling.
>>530898626The story can be complex. Sonic himself just won't be. He's a force of nature that shows up and fixes shit.
>>530898471That edit is too mean spirited to vaildate them, but there is probably a way to draw an obese Whisper as a subtle insult that they take as support.
Why do people freak out about reddit or twitter coming here when it is clear no one who likes IDW or Flynn is staying long
>>530889401Masculine Confident and dickish Shiruba-san
>>530898593Ian hates Shadow and loves Knuckes. The echidna chick was Knuckles' daughter, so she was going to humiliate Shadow.
>>530898745Sonic simplifies things by simply being present.
>>530898806People are just schizoing out
Mario and Sonic Olympics 2020 has better writing than IDW Sonic
>>530896776Noooooo you cant touch her butt!
>>530895107They wouldn't redesign her just to vault her. Maybe it's an attempt to push her for the movieverse.
>>530895107Ratings boards probably
>Sonic, knowing that he is the reason Surge cries herself to sleep every night
"haha i stepped on her butt!"
>>530898895Knucklesfags always take every opportunity they get to ruin shadow. You get knucklesfags here who do this pathetic ritual where they claim "knuckles stole" or "shadowfags want shadow to be knuckles" all because they're salty about shadow effectively replacing knuckles. You see shadouge hate here occasionally that is transparently just knucklesfags jealous over the fact that rouge is associated with him. They're the ones who spam "shadow and rouge aren't friends" or try to call rouge shadow's tard wrangler. Ian is no different.
>>530896776He's very obsessive to her booty.
honestly neither Knuxouge or Shadouge could ever really work, Shadouge doesn't work because Maria is so definitively the Main heroine of Shadows story they have to insert Maria stand in characters whenever she's not around, and Knuxouge can't work because their whole back-and-forth is centered around the Master emerald which is both far too important and nowhere near important enough to keep on bringing it back for every game the two of them appear in all for a glorified C-plot.
>>530898110>I hate that this retarded story turns Sonic into a turbo jobber>>530898593>They really just wanted me to dislike all of the old guard in that storybut enough about Sonic 06
You don't think it was cute the way Amy said "Hello" on the phone?
>>530896776i unironically think it would have been in character for scourge to rape her
it probably would never be written in archie unless penders was off his meds but i think sonic could rape surge if he wanted to and scourge would want to rape her, for the power trip if nothing else
this isn't bait or a joke this is my genuine actual opinion
scourge would rape surge
>>530899673>honestly neither Knuxouge or Shadouge could ever really workExcept shadouge is already a dynamic we see all the time, especially in dark beginnings and shadgens. Knuxouge is predicated on a tsundere fantasy that requires both of them to be constantly at each other's throats and becomes abysmally boring and a violation of their core characterization if they're not. The reason why you see knuxouge is because it's shipmates with several other popular ships and they use it to undermine shadouge.
Just beat the Sonic story, I died like 7 times to the Eggman final boss I'm a scrub
I'm glad we're discussing Sonic.
I think any Shadow ship is really silly because if you actually play a game with Shadow IN it you can plainly see that he doesn't act the way he does in shipping fanart at all
>>530899943>shadouge is already a dynamic we see all the time, especially in dark beginnings and shadgens...The pieces of media that say Rouge is second place to Maria in Shadow's heart? That?
Reminder that amy is friends with breeze the car, the only sentient car in the world
>>530900464Oh, I don't watch those
i can name at least 5 separate times where rouge either verbally or physically abused shadow even though he literally did nothing wrong
why does anon hate shadouge so much
i like shadouge but i hate shadougefags they've been too psychopathic and uppity lately desu
It's kind of sad that the only way Amy can be accepted is if she downplays her feelings for Sonic.
>>530900641That was BDSM, the safeword was Maria
>>530900880It's probably Jeff "Faggot" Fowler
>>530899943Dark beginnings and Shadgens only proves that if you take Maria out of the equation you're just left with a giant Maria shaped hole in the wall, and characters like Cream or even Amy would do a better job filling in the gap than Rouge.
>>530901039How is any of it psychopathic? It's passionate sure, but nothing they say is technically wrong.
>>530901326Fowler is literally married and his wife is mexican
>>530901796>Fowler is literally married and his wife is mexicanFowler is a true shadowfag. He never hated rouge, he was just saving her for after shadow was in.
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>>530901607https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/529524952/#q529554762
>>530901796>>530902079Sorry Jeffy Baby, but your beard doesn't fool me
>>530902172All you've done is post a collage of a bunch of posts from an obvious falseflagger
>>530902342You'd look better if you said "I like Shadouge and don't condone that person's behavior" but you probably are him desu, who am I kidding
>>530902332Faggots kinda love beards now
>>530902467>faggots love menDuh.
>uuuu Shadria
>no, Shadouuuuge
Silence dogs. I've greentexted you as the virgin whispercels, your OTPs are now NOTPs.
>>530902452I don't condone this person's behavior, but if it's a falselfagger that part seems a bit irrelevant.
>>530888446How quickly do you think Eggman and Sonic checked their penises in that episode?
>>530903062nooooooo i'm melting
your boy is meltiiiiiiiiiing
>>530891408When will people understand that sonic doesnt need to change as a character to have good stories.
His will and morals changes the people around him for the better, a true force of nature that changes things around him like when winter turns to spring yadda yadda.
Free as the wind and all that ya know
THIS FUCKING EAR INFECTION IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME
I SWEAR TO GOD IโM GONNA PULL A FUCKING VAN GOGH
>>530903095Why would a falseflagger post things like "cute"? Normal non-aggressive ship posts have his filenames.
>>530903614Because they know people comb over the archives
>>530903359cut the demon loose
>>530903359Obligatory "I'm not a doctor" but try hydrogen peroxide or a few drops warm olive oil.
>>530903359which sonic characters would chop their ear off?
>>530903359Go urgent care and get some amoxicillin retard
>tfw Takashi Iizuka Says Sonic Adventure Remake Not in Development
>tfw no SA1 and SA2 remakes with opening FMV by Marza
>tfw no SA2 remake on the level of Shadow Generations
>tfw no new and perfect SA1 and SA2 port that fixes everything wrong with SA2B and SADX
>tfw no Production I.G. Sonic anime
>tfw Jun'ichi Kanemaru is in his 60s
>tfw Koji Yusa is in his 50s
>tfw Nobutoshi Canna is in his 50s
>tfw no Sonic manga kino
>tfw no Sonic manga that covers S3&K, SA1, SA2, Heroes, etc
>tfw stuck with Ian Flynn and his self-referencing hell
>tfw Ian Flynn would "fix" SA1 and SA2 if they got remade
>>530903359The sound of wind would help
how do you think eggman/sonic would feel if the other died?
>>530904116Haha imagine Sonic shoving his tongue into her mouth before she can pull away
Just a reminder.
>1991 - Naka and Ohshima create Sonic 1
>1992 - Sonic 2, the Japanese Sonic Team flew over to America to work with the American team, hoping that the Americans would learn a thing or two on game development. But it didn't work out and there was a culture clash
>Sonic 2 had around half and half Japanese and American developers, Yuji Naka often saying "baka gaijin"
>Tom Kalinske made Sega go from 0,3% of market share to 40% in less than 5 years, made Sega compete with Nintendo with the Genesis, managed to make loads of special deals with the gaming industry
>Kalinske's plan for a console price drop, and to include Sonic as pack-in
>1993 - Sonic 3, Yuji Naka refused to work with the Americans at all. In fact, he demanded security cards so that the Americans couldn't get into their office. So the American team made Sonic Spinball while the Japs made Sonic 3 & Knuckles
>Sonic 3 was planned with SVP, the special calculation chip used in the Mega Drive version of Virtua Racing, for Sonic 3D
>They were working on a 3D isometric version of Sonic 3 for Sega's SVP chip, a competitor to Nintendo's Super FX, but Sega of Japan cut costs on the chip and Sonic Team had to walk away from the project.
>Right as they did that, Sega America revealed they had sealed a deal with McDonalds for Sonic 3 toys in Feb of 1994 and the game had to be out in less than 9 months. So Sonic Team had to really mega-crunch to make the biggest game of their careers in a very short amount of time
>1994 - 32X is created as a quick response to the Atari Jaguar, two 32-bit SuperH-2 processors, the same as those that would be used in the Saturn but with a lower clock speed
>Genesis owners that invested in the Sega CD and 32X add-on were sorely disappointed
>1995 - Saturn releases, was designed around a new Hitachi CPU, but it's bad for 3D
>Sega lost so much money on the Saturn years that the company just couldn't afford to remain in the console wars.
>1997 - One last hope. Dreamcast
I've been listening to Knuckles raps a lot lately, in fact they are my most played songs as of recently. I'm just really feeling like Knuckles, you guys know what I mean?
>>530903965The closest you'll get to a SA1&2 remake is a heavily modded DX/Battle port or the decomp people are doing right now.
>>530904519Too bad they're not canon since they're soundtracks.
>>530904468>1995 - Saturn releases, was designed around a new Hitachi CPU, SH-2>1996 - Bernie Stolar gave STI the NiGHTS engine to mess around with for a few weeks while they were making X-treme, but Yuji Naka threw a temper tantrum and threatened to quit Sega in response, so they had to let go of it>1997 - Dreamcast with SH-4 as a joint venture between Sega and Hitachi>Sonic Jam is released for the Saturn, containing Sonic 1-3 ported by Naka himself to SH-2 and elements from the then-forthcoming Adventure>Sonic Adventure begins development as a showcase for Dreamcast hardware. Adventure fields, 10 Sonic stages, transparencies, lighting, FMVs, voice acting, etc>Chaos according to Iizuka the director was made to shock, surprise people, something you would say "this is only posible on the Dreamcast">Genesis can't do transparency, Saturn can't do transparency, Dreamcast goes all out on transparency and lighting, supports 8-bit destination alpha blending with 24-bit sourcing 32-bit z-buffer>SA1-2 used diffuse+specular lightning based on palette indices like some Saturn games>SA1 was a game made by a maximum of 100 people, and only 11 people went to the US. Then, it was no longer possible to make 2 on that scale. I was hoping to make a small-scale game in the U.S., but at the time, Naka told me, โYou can take our Japanese members with you and just make 2.โ So when it came time to make 2, the starting point of the project was โHow can we make 2 with this (small) number of people?โ>1999 - Iizuka goes to USA to patch up SA1 and begin SA2>Iizuka: I had these ideas in my mind from when I was making Sonic Adventure 1 that if I were to make a second game, I wanted to have a โrival character who looked exactly like Sonicโ and to be able to play two scenarios, one with Sonic and the other with the rival character>2000 - Dreamcast was flopping hard. Iizuka was determined to sell it on the Dreamcast at any cost
>>530903754No offense Bump but you are the absolute last person Iโd take health advice from
>>530903832I went there yesterday. They couldnโt find anything else so prescribed me some ear drops. Then my pharmacy denied my insurance for it (even though I just went through an entire process of changing it because my daily medication wasnโt on it) and now they need me to come in and do a questionnaire before I can pick it up. They closed for the night by the time they sent me the email for that.
Iโve taken loads of ibuprofen and Tylenol so weโll see if it helps.
>>530904327Yeah hahaha imagine that
>BLAZE has entered the server
>>530905113>gets bonked by Rouge
>>530904882A few drops of hydrogen peroxide may help alleviate the pain by cleansing the ear canal of any gunk or ear wax that may be aiding or feeding the infection. Warm olive oil will essentially do the same thing but not really cleanse or sterilize it.
That said if you do decide to do that don't dump a whole tablespoon in there, just a few drops like I said. It's your body though so you're the best person to decide if that's a good idea and also if the infection is too deep into the air the pain relief my just be negligible. I hope you feel better anon.
>>530905023There is something so hot about Sonic sexually assaulting Surge without full-on raping her. I bet she fingers herself to this.
>>530905345This is the most convincing AI image I've seen.
>>530905519It's the only AI image I have saved. The only issue is her upper chest is the wrong color.
Does Surge have a metal vagoo?
>>530904875>SA2 released on hardware that had been withdrawn and completely flopped, prompting the SA2B GameCube port, because he thought, โIf Segaโs hardware is no longer available, I want to release it on Nintendoโs hardware.โ>2001 - Iizuka sends a request to Nintendo of America for a GameCube dev kit, ports SA2 and begins Heroes development>Iizuka conceived Sonic Advance, but was understaffed on employees familiar with the GBA hardware and so recruited Dimps former Neo Geo Pocket Color dev to work on Sonic Advance 1-3 and Sonic Rush >Iizuka pretty much makes Heroes by himself for 3 consoles with radically different hardware (PS2, GC, Xbox) >2003 - SADX GameCube port, Heroes, Sonic X >2004 - Sonic Team was making like 5-6 different games with only 20-30 people on each project, and all Sonic products were given 2 years by Sega>Iizuka plays Jak II and Ratchet and Clank and is inspired to create Shadow 05>2005 - Xbox 360 releases. Very easy to make games for, like Dreamcast. Next gen begins. Sonic 06 begins development as a showcase for Xbox 360 hardware. >2006 - PS3 releases. They were given the CELL without any information on how to get up and running and were just expected to figure it out. Wii is basically a GameCube 1.5 with motion controls. >Yuji Naka and a sizable portion of Sonic Team abandoned 06 development and the company>the remaining team is split up into two portions, one that works on 06 and the other that works on Secret Rings (formerly the Sonic 06 Wii port)>Sega insisted on a holiday release for 06 despite barely over a year in the oven and all this other shit going down>Build that shipped is actually less polished than the Xbox 360 demo because they could not finish off their current build.>Sonic Adventure formula is considered a laughing stock because of 06 development
>>530904468>Kalinske's plan for a console price drop, and to include Sonic as pack-inReggie took the same cue with Wii Sports, but now Switch 2 will have you pay for your tech demo. What is up with that?
>>530905952Fake, Shadow doesn't have a penis.
>>530905748>he thought, โIf Segaโs hardware is no longer available, I want to release it on Nintendoโs hardware.โWeren't Forces and Frontiers built for Switch?
Shadow is the type of person to have wet dreams about kissing and he berates himself for being so disgusting
>>530906120Ah, so this is the famed Ninja Lights I've been hearing about.
>>530906229make him default dance
The real sonic timeline
>Sonic 1
>Sonic CD
>Sonic 2
>Sonic 3
>Sonic 3 and knuckles
>Sonic generations
>Sonic mania
>Sonic forces
>Sonic mania encore
>Sonic superstars
Thatโs all everything else is just fun side adventures or shit that happened in another dimension
>>530905231Thanks Sage. Iโll just wait until morning. I gotta get up early for work anyway.
>>530906652>forcesThrow it away
>>530905748>Shadow 05 and Sonic 06 damage the franchise>Yuji Naka is gone>Iizuka is burned out >2007 - Hedgehog Engine was basically built from the ground up to emulate movie-quality lighting and rendering>2008 - Unleashed is a passion project for Sega, they hired an entirely new team, new blood, which then developed the hedgehog engine. They're still using the same engine to this day>2009 - Sonic Colors was designed to appeal to Nintendo/Mario fans, written by Ken Pontac and Warren Graff, on a modified version of the Secret Rings/Black Knight Engine for Wii hardware >2010 - Sonic Generations begins development, built directly atop the Sonic Unleashed codebase for Xbox 360 hardware >2011 - SEGA sign the contract with Nintendo which made them release Sonic Lost World, Sonic Boom Wii U and Sonic Boom 3DS>2011 - Sonic Lost World was developed for the PC first before they started the contract work to make it work on the Wii U >2016 - Sonic Mania was a fan project that was successfully pitched to Iizuka during development
>>530905416It is an extreme form of teasing. Sexual teasing, that is.
>>530907060Amazing how halflidshit completely ruined that Shadow art, even just from the thumbnail.
Someday in the future once sega is run by brand new people sonamy will be 100% canon, it is inevitable
This AI is amazing in the worst ways.
>>530901472It doesn't prove anything. Sonic Battle and the Winter Olympics proved Shadow can be written without being an abrasive and mean-spirited jerk, and still induce sympathy. Modern writers simply gaslight fans like "It's the mandates!" or make excuses for their lazy fucking writing.
>>530907246Have you seen the way the ship is written now?
>>530907351I said in the future when someone is brave enough to say enough and do whatโs right, the truth always comes out
>>530907273How terrifying.
>>530907527That would require SOJ to change their tune.
Kino of the highest material
>>530907349Winter Olympics is OOC. As for Battle, you might want to recheck his story because he spends most of the game either passed out and hallucinating, or completely unreasonable and bullying children out of his own self-loathing and his desire to destroy something like himself.
>>530907431Sonic, no! You have company right next to you!
>>530907273Current AI is amazing but also very disappointing. If we're ever going to hope to reach holodeck levels, there needs to be a push for consistency and less time wasted on 2D art
>>530907246They're so cute...
>>530907715Does Sonic even wear socks?
>>530907674If this same scene was made in 2025 amy would be carrying sonic. Sonic would be chasing after Amy. And Amy would be the one to run away while sonic calls out her name like a fucking cuck
>>530907260>>530907559I approve of hedgehog/tenrec relationships.
>>530904169>EggmanHaving won their game, he gives Sonic a respectful farewell. Eggman then moves on to creating a genuine Eggmanland themepark.
>SonicBored without his favorite toy to play with Sonic the Villain goes full Psychopathnic and makes the world his new toy.
SA2 is so good I can't stop thinking about it. It hurts that Sonic can't reach that peak anymore
>>5309082372/3 of the game is bad anon
>>530908303nice try, i don't have any ships
>>530908237You know what that means? Start a new file and play it again because we won't have another like it for maybe around 50 years if we're lucky.
>>530908303NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>530908405AHHHHHH GIANT BUG
Sexual encounters between humans and blobians.
>>530908226>the villain becomes the hero>the hero becomes the villainKino.
Silver's game should be cyberpunk themed
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What wedding dress would the girls wear
kill yourself
just die already piece of shit
slit your nigger throat
kill yourself now
>>530897963Based Blaze and Vela-Nova chad!
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>>530910047I would defer to someone like Evan to answer these
Shadow and Maria will reproduce through the power of science
>>530908602How does she know?
You wake up in Wacky Workbench Past
What happens?
Amy was nice to trip, for this simple act of kindness amy deserves to marry sonic and eternal happiness
>>530912671Cum on the sexy statue
>>530913105>Gaslights Trip into leaving Fang>Abandons her immediately afterwards>Steals her haircut>Cuts off all contact, replaces her with new friends, and never acknowledges Trip's existence againAmy deserves to burn in hell
Tails, Charmy, Kit, Cream, Marine, Conductor's daughter
Should Kimiko Glenn voice Amy in the movie?
>can't write kids character
>>530913765None of these characters have ever met
Raindrops keep falling on my hands.
>>530913857Thatโs true i donโt know why this person picked mighty
Forcing tails to suck cock
>>530913889>please do not repost my artwtf how could you do this now LarryJoy is going to kill himself
>warned for racism on 4chan
>warned for posting furry porn on 4chan
>>530914542Do better, Sonic would be disappointed
>>530914520>Tails drinking grape juice like a filthy ech*dnafake fan detected
>>530914819Sonic would wear a KKK outfit and personally go after Shadow to ensure there are no more Black Arms on his world.
>>530914819Sonic is a dixie racist like me.
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>>530914542>banned for racism on 4chan
>>530914542I smell a tourist who thinks 4chan just means "do anything"
>>530915231It is.
>but my moderationlol
I love dead irrelevant characters from the 90s and early 2000s.
>>530874295May they never have peace
>>530915652You'll find a new hyperfixation soon, I grow weary of you
>>530876415How was anyone convinced this was a cool character lol
>>530915652Inb4 she gets relevant again entirely due to Blitz
>>530915771>hyperfixationSadly, the fox fever fixation is a longstanding one of mine.
>i growImpossible, anon never grows up.
>>530916083How many lives i lost on thefuckingdevil stuff.
>>530913162fuck he's so cute
Why would Eggman need human slaves if badniks do the job of building the Eggman Empire?
>>530882258The reason why it stuck is because this is basically how those retards portray her in the comic. Sheโs the worst of the new characters who even managed to drag down Tangle with her kek.
>>530916156Better in a tissue than in a girl. Sonic fans don't need to breed desu.
>>530916414Social interaction?
maria living! shadow becoming her obedient husband boytoy who does whatever she wants because when she feels good he feels good! shadow effortlessly murdering people who try to hurt maria! shadow almost unhealthily devoted to pleasing his goddess maria even though he's a thousand times stronger than her! shadow and maria!
>say it
>>i... I'm t-the fastest thi-
>WRONG! YOU GET ONE GAME EVERY 5 YEARS! SAY IT FAGGOT!
>>I... i am too s-slow...
>YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, EVEN A SKUNK WAS FASTER THAN YOU!
>>530916698I share Omega's reaction to Amy waving her arms around stimming like an autist
uuu tangle my pussy hurts i think i have a uti...
>>530916698>red spatsI see this needs an edit!
This is a compromising picture of shadow approaching a minor.
Haha maria is dead and shadow is always going to suffer
I just learned of a Dreamcast game that has a parody of Sonic as Satan.
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uuuu tangle the weed is making me hallucinate the sounds of my teammates dying
>>530917258what a useless sack of shit
>>530917194The suffering is the fun part anon-kun.
https://files.catbox.moe/6u63aj.mp4
>>530917915She did it... She killed the wind!
Hey shadow, are you ok?
>EEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPPGGGGGGGGHHH...
Alright.
*burns him*
/sthg2/ where we only allow characters I like
Thoughts?
>>530918242this but you stay in sthg2 while i stay here and youre not allowed to post those characters here anymore ok?
>>530916689Shadow was made to be under Snowbunny Mind Control
>>530918394please don't use that word to describe maria
>>530918632Shadow and Maria are interracial
>>530918815What the fuck is Surge? Zombie?
sob
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