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>News
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk
Agent Record | Alice Thymefield
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39231485
Agent Record | Ukinami Yuzuha
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39218785

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
https://youtu.be/ftIfHp2h7eg (EN)
https://youtu.be/Oz3CTkv8AKo (JP)
https://youtu.be/DDl9QwUtLGg (EN)
https://youtu.be/PzvF1WBLibs (JP)
https://youtu.be/B8qkTG12DJU (EN)
https://youtu.be/7VcpoJRa4kM (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01


>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZTHANK
ZZZYOU
ZZZFOR
ZZZSTAYING
ZZZWITHUS
ZZZ21SUMMER

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

Deadly Assault 2.1 Boss HP update on Hakushin

69016:
Miasma Priest: 77 million -> 91 million

New boss: 101 million

Notorious Pompey: 83 million -> 89 million


69017:
New boss: 101 million

Notorious butcher: 107 million -> 118 million

Notorious marionettes: 89 million -> 98 million


69018:
Notorious butcher: 118 million

Miasma priest: 91 million

Typhon destroyer: 83 million -> 89 million

2.2 leaks when?

Generate Chinatsu slop. There isn't enough of her online.

Ellen Roe

I'm gay.

Body Size 1 doesn't sell.

Too many thirens lately, we need to stop them

saviors

>>531529890
She looks and dresses like she's in middle school and that just doesn't do anything for me

do I ever want to roll for W-engines? I'm just getting started

>stands in the corner alone doomscrolling on his phone even during a high class banquet
truly they've captured the wisewimp player audience

>>531529779
Nice.

>>531529906
All Mibibi sales btw

>>531529986
No

>>531529906
Why didn't the males and Trigger ale, then?

>>531529986
Every single one.
>>531529906
tbf yuzuha is the best support for the best agent in the game along with several of the other best agents in the game

>>531529976
Yes we get it. You're very normal. Totally normal, thanks for letting us know.

wise, don't tell me you're texting high schoolers again...

2.x waifus like me so far

>>531530182
BAKURETSU

>>531530182
WISEGOD
I kneel..

>>531529976
>He only gets turned on by women whose eggs have dried out
You are a faggot.

Will he be dateable for Belle players?

>>531529906
Does the Chinese audience like the whole cute girl drawn like buff man joke trope?

Any patch with Harin and Trigger is a good patch

>>531530182
how do you keep getting away with it?
>>531530161
No, I have real fetishes like tentacles and sex machines

>>531530049
I wanted to walk around with Belle but she stood in a corner checking her 'gram and tik toks.

>>531530086
>>531530145
I'm only planning on monthlies here on out since I got the two characters I really wanted, so I'm going to guess weapons aren't worth it

>>531530296
Spending incentives matter. If a man can not make you draw your sword then what man even is he?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvxEWRpzSlA

>>531529906
what body type is trigger then? this shit didn't work at all

spook

>>531530269
Do you ever wonder why everyone laughs at your schizophrenia, horse king?

>>531530049
>>531530380
both does this. buncha nerds

>>531530216
Trigger is so pretty
>>531530278
Can you see his hair? Clearly a homosexual
>>531530269
>he's so impotent that he can't make a sexagenarian start ovulating again

>>531530296
if she actually played like this maybe people would've pulled more

DONT OPEN
IDOLS WHEN

>>531530570
She'd be buried into the dirt

>>531530464
>designated aftershock stunner for a zero dps agent who sold poorly
>still tied with designated aftershock stunner for yixuan who was a big deal
Nice try, retard.
Ju Fufu will be remembered as yet another momentum killer. Just like the first half of 1.1.

>>531530638
no i think i'd like lighter 2 but chinese and female and a loli

>>531529906
>Body Size 1 doesn't sell.
We're about to find out how true that really is? You guys better put your money where your mouth is, the idols are your last chance

>>531529906
more like stunners dont sell

beach even when
I need some damn polys

Miyabi's play style is boring

Yuzuha sloppy blowjobs

>>531530451
honestly disc sets in this game are so niche that going the "I can't clear unless I roll on EVERY new DPS because I only have M0s without sigs" sounds absolutely miserable. It was kind of doable in Genshin since your artifacts last like an entire year worth of characters, but discs are like "even if we added another rupture character, you would still need to hope they scale with HP"

>>531530719
You're not getting another S rank male anytime soon.

>>531529906
BTFO

>>531530732
I'd actually roll if they rickrolled you when they ult

next void hunter is male

>>531530841
did you reply to the wrong post or did you misunderstand me

Alice waiting room

>>531530732
The megaphone weapon is giving me Support Ether energy.

>>531530841
>but chinese and female and a loli
Nice reading comprehension bro.

>>531530182
>gets three agents in fewer rolls than it took me to get any one of them
I hate you

>>531530690
>>designated aftershock stunner for a zero dps
>designated aftershock stunner for yixuan who was a big deal
agent who sold poorly
what is this retard logic?
neither trigger or jufufu are "designated" for anyone
trigger buffs stun multiplier
jufufu buffs decibels and crit damage
those are useful to anyone

>>531530938
I read between the lines.

>>531530914
Yeah, Wise (forma de Joyous)

>>531530690
>first half of 1.1
good morning horsey

I am literally in love with Shifu

my mibbers discs suck ASS

>>531530690
>Just like the first half of 1.1.
oh, it's you, the nigga still having a meltdown over qingyi one fucking year later

>>531531037
well you're technically right I didn't get lighter

>b-but the AI generated shart chart said-
Kneel to HuGOD.

>>531530836
>No underaged cigarette smokin'

>>>/bin/

uh oh salespag melty
dont tell them the huawei iOS sales dont show the pc/console sales...

>>531531078
ASMR merch when?

mibibian

>>531531001
Ok let me correct myself:

You're not getting another S rank male anytime soon and your gaslighting against female characters won't help you either.

>>531531310
dead and forgotten, thank god

>>531530967
need her to bend my cock like that

>>531531360
We love bibi

Why are Astra's thighs so bloody big

>>531529906
ONE FUCKING YEAR LATER
still mindbroken by qingyi
At this point I'm just impressed by the hustle

how to build squirrel girl

What the fuck, it took me 6 hours to finish the story

>>531531351
okay yeah no you misunderstood me lmao i wanted fufu to actually use martial arts

>>531530781
go on

>>531531482
That is because she stands 24/7 that she has horse thighs

la rata ____

>>531530967
Do people actually like these sort of wobbly camera movements

>>531531656
sucks

/we/ love men here fellow redman.

>>531531680
Yes we do dawa

>we literally have bottom scrounging femcels and faggots whose entire existence is to try and provoke men in gacha threads.

Please just cut off welfare in its entirity and let these women starve to death PLEASE. Or am I and other men going to have o' pick up rifles and shoot you all to death just to gain peace of mind.

>>531531609
he's esl and probably a pag, no sense arguing with a subhuman

Ye Shunguang will be our Ayaka/Yanfei/Yae Miko

>>531531719
yes you do, HRTroonie

>>531530629
Post full image

ZZZ Characters without sad pasts

>Seth
>Lucy
>Ellen
>Rina
>Burnice
>Zhu Yuan
>Anton
>Ben
>Corin
>Grace
>Jane
>Pan
>Piper
>Yanagi

>>531531736
You're not picking up anything heavier than a chicken tender fatty

>>531531824
Wise's cum dumps

>>531531656
I love her

>>531531656
cute!

>>531531527
Launch hype buff doesn’t count

>>531530740
>more like stunners dont sell
This. Despite the warnings they refuse to listen

>>531531862
>Lucy
thats my girlfriend!

ZOINKS!

dibs on Yi jang resurrecting? We need Yi jang unironically to wield the chink ming sword

>the_horse_troon really thought jufufu would outsell yixuan
>not even close
>has to backpedal ALL THE WAY from 2.0 to an infamous filler patch
lmao

Its so fucking funny how SEApags were defending TOPS just days ago when this new patch has capitalism as the villain yet again.

>>531531868
Where does that chicken tender come from, retard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_HljUo8Jjk

>>531531862
Yanagi and her oni something past isn't all sunshine and rainbows

>>531531736
Who are you talking to schizo?

pags waking up
good thread eurobros and amerilards
see you tomorrow

>>531531862
Corin was raped as a kid, by me

>>531531862
You forgot Astra & Evelyn

>>531530732
When the fuck are they coming. I can't both play the game and save infinitely.

I'm done living like this, I gotta speak my truth. I wanna lick Yuzuha's butthole clean.

>>531531993
>when this new patch has capitalism as the villain yet again
Based ZZZ

>>531531971
The post-chapter sidequest has some interesting info
>ye shiyuan knows who is using the qingming sword
>he tells you about his younger sister
>he says she is much more talented than him
And let's be honest. That commission had zero other reason to exist besides being a lore dump.

Man what the fuck are you people even talking about at this point. Post porn or story images or shut the fuck up.

>>531531824
komano's wife and wise's wife are so cute together

>>531532119
The retarded ass women in this thread who do everything in their existence to literally drive men into doom.

What the fuck are you doing?

>>531532218
you will get your chance

>>531531875
>>531532264
Mindbroken

>>531530967
>want to pull for her but not yuzuha
>know pretty well I'd be bricking myself for about a year
pain

Seedbros...

>>531531656
puta

>>531531980
>>the_horse_troon really thought jufufu would outsell yixuan
can you even link one post in the archive saying this?

Also don't vaguepost like a little bitch, reply directly

>half of my weekly salary
i should've bought bitcoin back in 2011

>>531531993
Progress cannot be made without sacrifice. Necessary evil. Think of all the lives Yuzu's suffering would save.

>>531532275
>The retarded ass women
4chinners' victim mentality is unreal, man. You really think women go out of their way to go into these threads and shitpost to piss you off specifically?

Man, you fucking WISH you had that kind of female attention.

Bros I hate Jufufu so much I never learned to play her. Wtf is this trying to tell me to do exactly?

I've tried like 4 times every basic attack I can with her but idk her kit or how to play this bitch. Help?

>>531531862
Corin got her arm(s?) cut off

https://files.catbox.moe/68a7sj.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/pe1yy2.webp

>>531532470
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>531532398
Clanking his robussy

>>531532336
cute friends

Sparkletroon please don’t spam your scat folder again and just go back to your own general

>>531531736
you've never touched a gun in your life

>>531531360
/zzz/ loves the bibis though?

>>531532423
La Yuzuha es para el SabioCHAD

>>531532423
what the fuck do you do for work?

>>531532449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqizvCzO-NM

Reality is a heartbeat and inevitable.

>>531531993
And then the villains were defeated thanks... capitalism again
Damian based as always

Bunny wife!
Happy life!

Bros Yuzuha looks a little different in my game what do I do?

>>531532446
I cant help but notice the people who say this shit arent the ones subjecting themselves to the suffering.

>>531532578
MEATY

>>531532449
>You really think women go out of their way to go into these threads and shitpost to piss you off specifically?
i'm sure you'd agree that plenty of mentally ill men do this, so why can't mentally ill women? obviously they're not normal women with instagrams and social lives, they're greasy autistic femcels, but you're coping if you think they don't exist

>>531532592
You forgot "girl" in front of "friends"

>>531531993
>Villain
It's all biz my man
can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs

>>531532647
We don't
Worst character of the game
Yuzuha is 100x than her in every aspect

>>531532580
I know I know.. So funny. Can you just help me already dude fuck

>>531532637
I've touched every standard issue rifle from the US army in the last 90 years.

>>531532591
fucking the robot that connected to the bangboo which has its senses connected to seed.

>>531532801
no I typed it correctly

This main quest was so much better than the last one its insane, barely any moments where you feel like its dragging for too long in the same spot despite being 6 hours long, well done.

>>531532836
Yuzuha is meant to be played with Vivian though

>>531532798
>i'm sure you'd agree that plenty of mentally ill men do this, so why can't mentally ill women?
Yeah, there are, but they aren't here in fucking /vg/, they're on Xitter either posting about their eating disorder or suicide-baiting other women who have an eating disorder:

Source: I deal with these kind of people IRL.

/v/ here, stop making threads on our board gacha retards.

the good /zzz/
>japanese
>west
>jks
>lolis
the bad /zzz/
>chinks
>hags
>homos

well? zzz?
are the r*dditors right?

>>531532927
they almost have it, the last cutscene was just too fast-paced. its been a consistent issue with this game, and I can't imagine it feels any better in chinese or japanese. Idk why they won't slowdown, its not like we're telling them to get rid of cartoony cutscenes altogether.

>>531531862
>Seth
Lives a sad present instead because of his psychopath brother
>Lucy
She lived a life of luxury that she didn't want to the point that she left it all behind
>Ellen
Dead parents
>Rina
Barren womb
>Burnice
Trigger implied that she has the most fucked up past out of all our friends. No evidence of this, but she's probably not wrong.
>Zhu Yuan
It's only not sad because she didn't realize her hero died saving her until 20 years later
>Anton
It's implied that he became a legit schizo after a traumatic event, probably the death of a friend
>Ben
Is black
>Corin
Literally raped and torn apart by ethereals and then stitched together using what was left of her friend's corpse. She still keeps her friend's beating heart inside a teddy bear so she won't be forgotten.
>Grace
Patternal figure was murdered + probably raised by machines or something
>Jane
There's probably good reasons why she's good at undercover missions that tie into some sad past
>Pan
Is a chink
>Piper
Midget
>Yanagi
Fought in the war against the Onis

>Still replying to the /vmg/ jeets that keep repeating 24/7 that x/y/z female character doesn't sell
>Still replying to the /vmg/ jeets that keep repeating 24/7 that Wise is a cuck/wimp/fag/pag
Wow anon, you are so smart by replying to yourself 25 times! You sure got them!


All you have to do is stop replying to their bait and their samefagging. You must be a kind of a special retard if you can't see how obvious they are with their samefagging.

>>531532836
They’re not even the same archetype of character though? Plus, you’re going to playing them together most of the time.

>>531532927
Honestly, they just need to fix the story dialogue cutting off during combat

>>531532996
Yeah you gotta make room for twitter screencap threads and complaining about video games you're too insecure to play

>>531533002
Some chink hags are alright

>>531533110
I don't because I don't have Vivian and never will
DOGSHIT IN MY ACCOUNT? NO THANKS

Good guy Damian keep getting fucked over...

>>531532470
Is that the hold attack?

>>531533002
like that guy said, this is a hebechad game

How the fuck do I check the server time

>>531533126
Careful, when I brought this up earlier some retard told me I was making up the problem even though its been here for ages.

>>531532423
tu y yo sabemos que en 2011 no habriamos tenido el conocimiento como para comprar

>>531533275
Those are friends THOUGH

Capybara Thiren when

>>531533096
>Burnice
>Trigger implied that she has the most fucked up past out of all our friends. No evidence of this, but she's probably not wrong.

When was this?

what did hoyo mean by this?

>>531533110
Yuzuha has personality and good story while Vivian is just a walking gimmick character

You know it's kind of insane that 4chan practically invented ragebaiting for engagement and yet people here fall for it every single time.

>>531533101
Our entire understanding of Socrates comes from later philosophers.

"Just stop engaging with your retarded opponents!?"

It's not about your opponents. It's about the entire audience surrounding you.

Without Socrates there would be no Plato and without Plato there would be no Aristotle.

And without Aristotle we would still be roaming around the cosmos in eternal mental strife.

This smug motherfucker needs to be raped by big ethereal cock.

IDOL STATUS?!!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Alice is just too cute
I want to pinch her cheeks

>>531533436
give me money is what they meant

>>531531980
TRUTH NUKE
horsey has been crying so hard, these past few days have been hilarious

>>531533471
A lot of people here are socially maladjusted weirdos who are starved for interactions so it makes sense. There's a reason so many people here love AI.

>>531533520
Based
>I will not bow to my inferiors, and I will publicly humilate them for the sake of others not just myself.

>>531533382
Girlfriends yeah

See ya nerds going to find my wife Chinatsu now

>>531529958
lesbians

>>531533207
what made the devs abandon her? zhudas memes aside, they dropped her like a sack of bricks in 1.4 and she's not been relevant ever since, and not just in the story like some others, she probably has the lowest count of meaningful event appearances

>>531533224
Well I think you should, because Bibi is cute and powerful.

>>531533854
are thankfully absent in chinese video games

>>531533471
The impact of autism and opening the internet to SEAbots

Ok guys, the part where the henchmen were going to kidnap Alice got me thinking of this picrel. I instantly got hard.

>>531533836
but it isn't
what the fuck

>>531533976
Average wise enjoyer

>>531533909
WORST CHARACTER OF THE WHOLE GAME

>>531533894
Incels hated her because she wasnt a doormat. There's a reason every single patch since has had a girl throw herselves at us.

>>531533591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Ze3KEhKnM

Fight for your idols.

>rolled and got yuzuha
>finished the story
time to go play the horse girl game
i'll be back when alice drops

>>531533894
her finding out that we're proxies and instead of shifting her to a more "playful" personality after being forgiven by her, they just dropped her entirely. Hoping she gets more appearances later on where she jokes about turning us in

Fuck off cuckfag

>>531533536
Already has been.(In my horn/wood images)

>>531534114
>fell for the ragebait again.

>>531533976
bellewimp...

ITS UP
ITS UP
ITS UP

>>531533425
When you go to the outer ring with her for one of her quality time events. If you pick burnice when she asks about the outer ring then she'll tell you this.

>jane surpasses slopyi
>gets cuckposted
>yuzuha surpasses slopfufu
>gets cuckposted
what did /u/THE_HORSE_KING mean by this?

>>531533894
I think (cope) they are waiting for her agent story where she can "make up" with the proxies and theh can break the status quo of her accepting their jobs as proxies but not being 100% okay with it
they also wanted people to roll shifu so they sidelined her for a bit

>>531533371
True and even if i did i would've lost the wallet anyway

Yuzuha's second to last trust event was super cute.
Too bad it's the unvoiced one, dunno why that's a "rule" with agent trust up events.

>>531532968
i deal with them irl AND online anon
/vg/ is where they go to say all the edgy shit they can't say on twitter without getting cancelled. to them it's a garbage dump where they can get free attention for their controversial takes without having to face any social consequences from their oomfies who don't like those takes. plus they can piss off the "chuds/incels/straights" with those takes and that helps them feel morally superior, which is obviously very important to them. they're never going to publicly admit to using this site, and in fact they'd cancel anyone who did admit to using it, but you'd be shocked how many of them are on here

>>531534320
I don't get it, why are you trying to change the narrative of that faggot? he hates Chinqy and she is a "loli"

>>531534404
we already made up with her

>>531533061
Yeah, I feel like if they wanted to make it really emotional that scene should have gone on for a bit longer but it still got the job done I think
>>531533126
Absolutely, I don't know why they haven't fixed it yet

>>531532423
why didnt you just welkin

>>531533536
Wife

>>531533894
They may have abandoned her but not me

>>531533914
h*terosexuality is unnatural and disgusting. every woman in zzz is lesbian.

>>531533002
>trigger is bad

>>531533096
>>531531862


Pan was an orphan who grew up in the rougher side of life and his race is gone.
Dude became a neurotic murder-hobo booty bandit before Shifu tamed him.

>>531534505
>/vg/ is where they go to say all the edgy shit they can't say on twitter without getting cancelled.
How fucking sheltered are you guys lmao, twitter has been a nazi infested /pol/fest for ages now, why would women need to come here?

>>531533914
Mihoyo is spiritually a yuri company

>>531533471
Wouldn't happen if we had ID's. I am basically forced to reveal my entire reservoir of information while shitting on the Horsefucker(cries all day about lols, self-inserting, "incels", "wisewimps" etc). Every time I counter them I must give up some aspect of myself that other people do not understand.

They don't even have a goal.

https://files.catbox.moe/qsf4s7.mp4

Belle's tummy...

>>531534712
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKK NICOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>531534714
not anymore honktroon

>>531534320
Jane was, intentionally or not, prime kekbait since she barely even met the proxies in the main story
Yuzuha just gives of slut energy + she's usually side by side with Alice, who is 100% for you, so the difference in pandering is way more noticeable

>>531534663
Trigger is my top 1 reason to play ZZZ

>>531534735
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't spwoil cute summer cutscenes asiaGOD...

>>531533894
No one cares about that loser

Our devs really use their dev time on the most skippable assets I think its soulfull

>>531534786
Still is, they just hide it better

>>531534404
The whole thing is weird since technically the proxies already apologized and were forgiven by her. Even had a panic attack about being told how much they appreciate her.
But the conversation did technically get interrupted, and since she's barely had any appearances and has been notably distant ever since, maybe it's meant to be unresolved...?

>>531535008
looks soulful

>>531534959
I care.
I should really learn how to play her.

>>531534697
they don't want to be seen as /pol/fags though, they want to be seen as woke and progressive and queer
but deep down they still want to call people faggots and threaten to murder people who support the wrong ships, which they cannot do on twitter without ruining their woke progressive queer image and being shunned from their cliques

How angry would people be if Ellen got a swimsuit for next patch?

>>531535028
yeah hide it completely out of existence BASED

TELL ALL I SHALL PREVAIL
TELL ALL I SHALL PREVAIL

SEXOOO

I CARE about zhu

>>531535146
happy*
A lot

>>531535028
>shifu sexually taking advantage of her first disciple (whom she is abusive towards)
>nicole doing things to the deathbed street urchin she took in and adopted
emoi yuri...

>>531534712
now imagine it if her boobs were the same size as the beta.... we were FUCKING robbed

>>531534531
That's why I specified we need to "completely" make up, I'm autistic and even I can tell tho on friendly terms she has become a little distantso we need to bury the hatchet for good

>>531533450
But Vivian is plenty endearing, and I think her story is more than compelling as well.

>>531535074
Completely retarded post, people get insulted because of ships and shit all the time there. There is no filter on xitter anymore

>>531534830
same

>>531535028
Where's Astralyn

>>531535067
It isn't worth it
Her gameplay is pretty clunky

>>531535206
first glance and thought it was sjal.

>>531535246
No one would be jealous? People would be fine with Ellen getting another outfit? No Riots?

>>531535074
I think you've just imagined an elaborate fantasy that lets you whine about women. There are not cabals of women coming from twitter to 4chan to argue on /vg/.

>>531535206
Isn't that just Sjal

>>531535273
nothing some good sex can't fix.

just make sure she doesn't bring cuffs with her.

>>531535362
They are Wise cocksleeves

>>531535302
>her story is more than compelling as well
Kek

>>531535362
They are heterosexual I'm afraid

>>531535418
yes but this regional variant dresses like a slut

>>531535374
skill issue

Which way, white men?

Is this smug mesugaki worth getting any dupes of if I already have her engine? Or should make my m2 Miyba m4 instead???

>>531535374
I'm the guy who asked about DPS Lucy yesterday, I'll do whatever it takes if its for the one I love.

This is so fucking frustrating bros. I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS AND IT'S NOT WORKING EEEEIIEIEIEIIEIII!!!

Of course I go to VR try and figure it out and the tutorial for Yazuha mentions absolutely fuck nothing about Basic Attack : Umbrella Smash... fuck hoyo, c'mon man

>>531535541
I'm not big enough to please any of them I'm afraid

>>531533110
>you’re going to playing them together most of the time.
good taste

>>531533436
I remember HI3 being like this back in the day, is this not the case for other hoyoslop?

>>531535541
ALL 3 BAYBEEEEEEE

>>531535658
SOUL
wuwashit could never

>>531535206
what a fucking slut

>>531535541
Post their feet. Its the only way to make a final decision

>>531535658
Cute.

>not enough pulls for alice guaranteee
AIEEEEE I WANT TO REFUND MY BRICKNIEEECEE

>>531534712
shes the reason i downloaded. cant wait for her S rank

>>531535541
>belle is the cutest, hottest and all around best
>yuzuha manages to perfectly elicit a primal kind of lust
>bnuy is the most breedable character in zzz for fucks sake someone PLEASE mod that apron out

>>531529567 (OP)
Why the fuck is this shit capped to 10mb/s

>>531535658
kino
I was a 2.1 believer and it's paying off, this beats the pants off 2.0 slop

>Lucy dropped out of school
Rucy...

>>531535418
how do you even pronounce her name

>>531535626
Why bibian looks so menacing compared to the other two

>>531535541
not even close

>>531534716
This but the anti china schizo, that dude is so easy to bait into a thread wide melty tho other people have also been joining in lately

>>531534716
If only there was another site that has an ID like exactly what you want

>>531535831
ショウル

>>531535658
Alice cute

>>531535804
No bandwidth for gweilos

>>531535831
S-y'all

>>531535658
bunny sexo

>>531535787
>he still thinks Nicole will get an S Rank
Anon... I...

>>531535658
lmao

>>531535658
can someone tell me what I'm doing here besides trying not to LOSE IT?!

>

Belle...

>>531535815
I can't focus reading the text from the NPC's sexy curves of her ass in my face

>>531535658
They need to stop making Alice so cute. I am saving for someone else.

How are you guys posting more cinematics? There's more story??? I just finished like 2 hours ago.

>>531535804
Check your internet, if that's not the issue, close the launcher and try again, if that's not the issue restart your computer and try again.

>>531535815
I love my high school dropout biker girlfriend.

>>531535658
fuck... between this and that trust event leak I'm going in on alicecoin now...

>>531535541
my white pecker is in the chastity cage and I am ready for weeklong blueballs

>>531535658
cute lesbians

>>531536000
>>531536000

>>531536121
New part just came out in China. It'll be out tomorrow in GL.

>>531535809
What exactly were the things that made you believe in the first place?

>>531535658
This is like a stereotypical anime beach scene.

>>531536000
ZZZ's dev team got all the foot freaks on board.

>>531535984
Yes, and Billy too

>>531536242
the beach events, the women, komano, the chinatsu leak

Sure seems like nobody gives a fuck about PubSec, including the devs at this point

>>531536062
Why did they make Alice so cute when every Mibibi/Jane player (so like 90% of the playerbase) has 0 reason to pull her?
Seems counterproductive...

>>531535658
Cute girlfriends

>>531535909
The entire West is destroying itself and Russia/China are sitting in the trees like laughing monkeys.
>>531535921
"Express reality in a realm where everyone already agrees with you."

The lemmings are walking off cliffs in unison and I could try arguing with them and they will just call me crazy as they continue walking off the cliff.

https://files.catbox.moe/t0snmp.mp4

>>531535626
>the bibis' team got even stronger with Yuzuha
With every passing day, their stocks only soar higher and higher.

>>531536000
nice

>>531535463
Wife!

kek not even hiding that they are reusing the biker stuff

asiaGODS please post high res in-game image of Chinatsu for us NA please...

>>531536242
it is the /vmg/jeet trying a new way to shittalk the game

You guys go give alice the love she deserves, I don't have enough polychromes

How the fuck are people getting footage of the summer event already? isn't that still like a month away?

>>531536505
month away? nigga what? it's the main event of this patch

>>531536426
As long as it's not fucking shit like the bikes

wow the shitposters really dont play the game huh

>>531535658
>Alice spazzing out left a sand imprint
KINO

>>531536505
Are you dumb?

>>531536392
Wife!

>>531536571
I thought they were going to hold out on it since Alice isn't out and she has a swimsuit skin

Damian is such a dick but I can’t help but like him

>>531535658
My wallet is utterly fucked, luckily I didn't have to spend for Yuzuha but Alice is going to probably drain me.

>>531536496
But I'd already wasted my freemos on that damn raccoon

>>531536303
Considering Anby who had the most reasons to get an S-Rank didn't do very well and felt really aimless (no trust events, no faction, her Quest being really hastily resolved so it doesn't have to tie to anything), I kinda doubt they'll do another.

>>531536692
>Make all your males handsome chads
it's that easy

>>531536618
Yeah you could see it by how the people tried to shit on the entirety of 2.0 when 2.1 only had the main story at the time

>>531536692
he looks like a CHAD adult nan but doesn't looks gay/twink to be playable. Sasuga Mihoyo

>>531535541
>>531535658
>>531536000

>>531536364
whats their ship name?

>>531536182
oh my

what demographic(s) does ZZZ appeal to, compared to other hoyoverse games

>>531536692
he's an actually fun villain and not just a moustache twirler

>>531535658
i really love the way the team does over the top cartoon-tier animation, it reminds me of triggers style and its very refreshing

>>531536279
as they should

applying sunscreen on Lucy's petite body...

>>531536931
Wife!

>>531536505
retardGOD..

>>531536905
Yuzuali is what most people call it
And アリ柚 in Japanese

It costs 0 dennies to not be mean on the internet

>>531537050
WISEGOD
Rovercuck would never KEK

>>531531680
get with the times, unc

>>531537050
THAT NPC IS SO HOT GOD FUCKING DAMN GIVE ME AN AGENT WITH A PONYTAIL AND BROWNISH HAIR ALREADY.

>>531537050
SHES IN THE EVENT OH MY GODDDDDDDDD??????????

>>531537050
wise is quite fortunate

>>531537050
W-WHY IS THIS BRAT TRYING TO INCITE ME INTO COMMITING A CRIME

>>531536931
Yep, that's wife right here

>>531537050
imagine if they sold a Lucy beach outfit

>>531532343
I'm skipping the raccoon umbrella cunt and pulling Alice.

>>531537050
fuck...

>>531537050
Where is her swimsuit

OK I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO START A MELTY.

I'm doing the summer event and at the beach all the male NPCs are even fucking shirtless so why the FUCK couldn't Komano get a swimsuit/shirtless???

>>531537383
no homos allowed

You did roll for the best anomaly sub-dps right?
Yuzuha and Alice stock go up up up!

>>531537383
What are you, gay?

>>531537050
>>531537251
>>531537242
>>531537235
>>531537149
oiling up lucy on the beach

NPC Sluts

>>531537449
What about Burnice?

>>531537050
Npc mogs everyone in this pic

>>531537083
cute

>>531535309
it's the social filter. some 19-year old venti avi she/they can make fun of ships, yeah, but they absolutely cannot go "you're a retarded faggot if you like this ship" or "yaoi is fucking disgusting, kys if you like it" without immediately losing all their internet friends
>>531535403
i wasn't the one whining about women, i do not care about gender wars and realistically they make up a relatively small portion of the shitposters itt. i was just saying that they do exist to some extent

>>531537050
show npc backside

>>531537579
strictly for sex and lovey dovey handholding afterwards

drip in 11 mins

>>531537579
she got powercrept but shes still more iconic

>>531537531
Stop judging me just because I stared at your tits for 5 seconds.

>Yuzuha: "It's quite windy... would you mind sitting closer?"
>Yuzuha: "(You), you're the best spooky story I've met this summer."
Oh boy that was sweet

>>531537449
Of course I did, I'm just waiting for her rerun so I can get her M6.

>>531537923
trust event or the new beach episode event?

>>531537842
Wrong

>>531537704
....with pulchra

>>531537449
Worst character of the game
No thanks

someone needs to post what happens when you ditch Yuzuha and Alice on the date

>>531538021
while fishing in the event

>>531538075
...in my paggy delusions

>>531537923

This recent development in gacha narative is concerning.

>>531537545
this is just literally, factually what she is offering to you
we won't actually see it because mihomo are cowards but like... it feels so weird for it to be a thing, this kind of setup isn't supposed to happen in canon

>>531538075
Of course, SoC beauties are to be loved and cherished

>>531537449
Why would I roll for a character I don't like

>>531538423
>this kind of setup isn't supposed to happen in canon
yes it is, because it makes my dick hard.

>>531538161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVuToMilP0A

where the fuck is yunkui in the beach patch
i wanted fufu in a micro-kini this is bullshit

>>531538593
see
>>531538213

Jufufu loves Wise

>>531538632
My brain wouldn't handle Yunkino bikinis so it's fine

>>531538792
real and also true
>>531538632
oh my goodness

I love my genki wife Burnice and I'll keep using her until eos!

>>531538824
>>531538632
China wives

>>531538659
so true sis

Yuzuha calls Alice m’lady and princess and some people first thought is sisters

>>531538213
My paggy delusions involve crawling up a giant castle and slaying an evil boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA0vaJuiSy0

Yuri is not in my paggy delusions. Perhaps breeding them both at the same time.

>>531538792
TRV.... so fcking trv...

Fuck I can't decide between Alice and Yuzuha's swimsuits, Yuzuha has that really nice ass that you get to stare at but Alice is naturally really hot and her swimsuit just looks better to me

>>531538423
they had massage together in hangout or was it piper i don't remember

>>531536000
The ones on the left look weird af

>>531539072
My first thought is impregnation

>>531539072
>switch to yuzuha
>"WHO DARES HURT ALICE"
yeah i'm thinking they're literally in love

>>531539270
I bet she has an onlyKnots...

>>531539263
Just get both?

>>531539072
>>531539415
C&C

>>531539072
>>531539415
yuritroons...

gayasses

>>531535206
>>531539270
>literally just a headswap

>>531539004
her flamethrower E hold still feels like one of the best abilities to me. I swap her for vivian sometimes with ratita linda now that yuzuha is out.

is anyone, even one person, whatsoever, surprised that horsetroon went after the next character to curbstomp its beloved jufufu?

>>531537771
?

is there a way to remove belle's hat in swimsuit version?

odds get the skin
evens you're not agp

>>531539415
...with my penis.

>omg that gay couple is so cute
And they will both show up in a hospital after morning sickness with my child.

>tower has ambush for every stage 50+ again
And there goes the fun. No, I will not memorize every single attack and whether it's red or yellow. Then again, at this point with Yi Xuan, they've fucked up the balance completely to the point where you're invincible 80% of the fight and her counters don't care what color the attack is. Might try going deeper.

bro's!
alice has come home early off of freebies.
i will not roll w-engine. she can take ghost mommy's ball n chain. any future freebie will go to miyabi. pray for me. that i lose pity to soldier 11.

>>531529904
based autist
how hard was it?

>>531540156
Wow 3 weeks early?

>>531540156
>alice has come home early off of freebies
Thanks for the update time traveler.

>>531540156
how do i unlock your time travel ability

>>531539990
They fucked up balancing by introducing a new boss that makes me have to play the main story.

"Draw a circle"

I'm going to draw Blue Eyes White Dragon before I concede you stupid bitch. You should at least give me a prompt to understand the mechanics of the new boss.

Massage...

>>531530740
>>531531942
yuzuha is not a stunner

>>531539921
Not even joking when I think belle is actually has the prettiest swimsuit here minus the hat ofc

>>531539990
it's not even just memorizing the attacks, identifying them can be even worse with all the visual clutter that both the enemies and your character make. this game is not designed in the slightest to be played without flashes and I refuse to do it.

>>531539990
>Then again, at this point with Yi Xuan, they've fucked up the balance completely to the point where you're invincible 80% of the fight
Miyabi did it way earlier than YX.

>>531540227
>>531540261
>>531540286
it's magic

>>531540414
>>531539990
NTA but I had to turn off damage numbers to see these fucking attacks man its so ridiculous now

>Magus
So what do you think, will she be a loli or a busty giant woman?

>>531540407
why does yuzuha have a bodycam?

>>531539990
you were already invincible half the fight with shit like Miyabi, Astra, Nicole, Trigger with the amount of I-frames and long animations they have

How have anons been liking the new Tower reset? The score system is definitely encouraging me to tryhard way more than the badges from last time.

>>531540407
Yuzuha has so much hair around her face it doesn't look good and Alice does not have enough hair around her face so it doesn't look good either

now what

>>531540575
Magus will be thirsty for the MC and force Orpheus to use her body against her will to get closer to them.

>all this shit crammed in Yuzuha's basic attack
How am I supposed to make use of this? Isn't she a support? Do I just mash left click when she's out then swap to my main anomal/dps?

thiningk very hard

>>531540362
Reverse that on her and you get guaranteed sex every single time. "You're getting the full body massage."

>>531540362
She's a bitch don't do it! She'll massage your balls with Bengay!

anyone got that image of nekomata being a feral tape thief?

>>531540693
she does aftershock attacks when shes in the backline, those use basic attack lvls, and she actually does decent daze buildup for a non stun character. So you want to level up those.

>>531540621
>80% I-frames
It requires strategy bro

>>531532773
how dare you! it is so much suffering to watch other people watching other people suffer for you and document their results in a clinical way to completely dehumanize them
it's all in the name of progress bro

>>531540575
she's the soul of the former obol squad captain trapped inside the gun. hag. duh. could even be a dude, idk who the va is.
it gives more credence to the ideal of souls being attached to objects. miyabi's cursed sword is that of a hollow. fu xuan's bird. a hollow. now the ghostfire gun. it was probably the only way to 'save her' from hollowfication, but now she has no body to go back to.

>>531540342
How is it hard to understand, I literally got it immediately.

How sensitive are Alice's bunny ears?

>>531540783
cute hebe

>>531540921
you mean this?

don't teenage girls always grope each other's boobs? why isn't there any art of Yuzuha groping Alice's boobs??

>>531539415
they're friends

>>531540942
Ah so these are actually just like Lucy's piggies? as in it's off field support damage?

>>531541110
thanks vro

Yuzuha keep glazing over Komano beefcake physique in the story

>>531541030
Being autistic for points.

Alice hiding her butt by pinching her swimsuit activated my vril

>>531541116
Yes

>>531541128
kind of, her racoon is like the piggy, but her aftershocks are herself executing the umbrella spin around attack with extra anomoly application every 8 secs.

>>531540519
>this game is not designed in the slightest to be played without flashes
I agree completely. Some specific enemies are perfectly fine though, like the big robot who only has yellow flashes when he does his triple attack. This makes sense. At most, Ambush should be a choosable debuff amongst others, which I think was done in Hollow Zero at some point. It's a shame because each tower has been fun right until you hit this point.

>>531540621
Correct. But Yi Xuan is invincible way more than half the time. The problem has become much, much worse. I thought that would just be Miyabi's gimmick, but nope. All other characters will be left in the dust not only by damage but actually having to dodge and play the game.

>>531536764
they could've done so much more with sanby... her backstory was filled with so much ANGST and potential MYSTERY and her dynamic with twiggy had so much more room

Say "thank you for saving our game"

they fuckin

>>531540519
>turn off damage numbers to see

>>531539004
How am I even supposed to use Burnice anyways?
Never really thought about it since early on I could just slap her on whatever and she'd work, but for a while now she's felt really, really weak compared to every Anomaly released after her. Makes me wonder if I just fucked up somewhere. I have her at around:
>2500 ATK
>~310 AP (thought he craftable makes it go to 500 pretty quickly)
>50/95 Crit

>>531540979
So what you're saying is that her soul will be a giant busty woman.

>>531541521
thank you for saving my gane

>>531541521
thanks miyabi

>>531540921
What do you mean?

>>531541521
Not up on US server yet, you garbage eating monkey

>>531541521
Thank you for letting me watch Queens

>>531541583
tiny hag wife

I hate elfy so damn much. Is it so hard to get a single disc with the anomaly proficiency substat? I swear it shouldn't take 50 discs to get a mediocre one

>>531541571
better than a million fucking numbers on my screen all blocking the enemy that has very small tells for its attacks that don't have flashes.

>>531540407
The hat is the best part

>>531540414
The game really needs an option to turn down the visual effects even more

>>531539297
I think it was Lucy, but it's different to go get a massage at a parlor, and for her to ask you to rub her body with cream.

>>531535815
is lucy the A rank with the most mentions in general?

>>531541667
No one cares about amerigoblins

>>531540783
my beautiful princess with a disorder doesnt need to think
>>531541126
of the girl variety

>>531541448
So what's the usual rotation with her? The various guides seem to be giving confusing and different advise on how to play her

>>531541546
cute and canon

>>531541580
You play her with Mibibi/Jane so she does damage with her ticks and disorders

>>531540575
Bro she's literally a gun.

>>531541116
they do way more than that

>>531541580
It's time to run critnice lmao.

>>531541827
You literally eat boiled garbage and your streets are full of excrements.

>>531541948
Holy whale

>>531535787
why would she get an s rank shes already so strong as an a-rank?

>>531541116
Yeah we do, but not in a sexual way, I could ask the same for why guys always say gay jokes with their friends.

...................................................................

I regret picking Belle.

>>531529906
fufu look like a 4star anyway

i take yurispammer over the usual pag any day

>>531535658
cute

>>531542089
gay

>>531541667
???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0LhJY3XRwg

I'm going to put all my burgers in my cannon and shoot you to death.

>>531541948
what buff did you use on the miyabi run and how many performance points did you get?

>>531535658
I’m going to Alice

>>531542089
same
I wish I knew beforehand this game would have lots of date shit

>>531542089
Wisewimp falseflaggers

>>531542089
Wise looks like a gay twink, Belle is so much better if you are heterosexual

>>531542156
i should finish DLC3

going on dates with komano... dreamboat...

>>531542069
ywnbaw

Chinatsu…where are you…

>>531541874
at E0, you start off with her spaming basic attacks until you get enough energy to use a enhanced skill. That'll give you 40secs of buff time. You then quick assist into the agent with the element you want to speed up anomoly with.
Afterwards, you just play normally with you main anomoly dps on field, swapping between the two to keep applying disorders. When you see yuzuha has enough energy, just defensive assist to her when you have the chance, fire another enhanced skill, and repeat.
She's a very simple character to play, the more complicated things with her is how to balance anomoly buildup and maximize disorders for different teams.

Your reaction to this scene?

>>531542069
>but not in a sexual way
I'm aware it's not, but it's still hot to see. especially with 2d anime girls doing it. just like how fujos enjoy gay jokes between dudes probably

So isolde is definitely gonna be playable right?
I need another member of my M6 turbo hags along with Yanagi
My trigger also needs a job

I thought Lucy was like 20 to 24 and just looked young.
Is it better that she is a JK?

>>531541952
Australia has none of this

>>531541952
but enough of california

how the fuck do i build trigger? she feels so limp (i dont have her ball)

>>531542089
I honestly didn't give a shit at first but every event they're introducing more date and slice of life shit with agents.

>>531542089
Weird but you do you

>>531542335
she gon get pompei'd

>>531542156
>they actually fought to get her to have the same VA from BA
Instant M2W1 at least.

>>531542227
the game literally gets gayer for belle

>>531542335
Nah, she is fated to probably die as an NPC like Pompei

>>531542152
the anomaly one iirc, and performance points no idea this was last DA didn't do the new one yet. Want to get yuzuha to max first so I have a reason to test her out with

>>531542325
komancock

>>531541948
maybe I should try crit burnice out... The max points I get with burnice M0W0, yuzuha M0W0 and piper is 38k.

>>531542325
Wise is a lucky guy

>>531542335
Someone pointed out that her belt buckle resembles the Exaltists logo, so there's a possibility of her doing a heel turn.

>>531541571
we genshin impact now

>>531542335
Isolde is banned retard

It seems like Trigger is the most caring for the proxies out of the whole Obol group. Is she also the oldest?

>>531541521
>>531540362
>>531540407
>>531537050
Djic bai viet

CUTE

>>531542325
Why did they allow Wise to have THAT expression? Looks like he’s ready to be pounded by that Big Japanese Cock

>>531542603
tcgcuck, I...

>>531542359
way better because more people will try to deny it despite it being incredibly obvious

>>531542446
I don't get it...? The girl has more bait with Wise, the guy has more bait with Belle... Seems straight...

How many of y'all play with a controller vs KB+M?

I started on PC so KB+M and now I am thinking about trying controller because it feels like it be more comfortable top play after getting used to.

Of course I would still use mouse for menu nav and stuff.

>>531542325
strongest chinese male versus weakest japanese schoolboy

>>531542452
ah that makes sense, I also got pretty much the same score with this team last DA. it's just a lot harder to get anywhere near this on the butcher in the current one.

>>531542398
>SEA
Ling'er is made for SEAgods.

A lot of SEAchurls in this thread trying to flex the event but all I have to say is that you’ll always be a 5’2 brown Indonesian virgin manlet and you’ll never be accepted anywhere

>>531542325
Wise is such a fuckboy

>>531542325
wisewimps love being humiliated

>bellewimp humiliation ritual.jpg
I thought we left MCfaggotry back in hsrg?

>>531542586
they could've just gone with 8 like death the kid
will be really funny if they change it in post

>>531542632
>>531542820
I'm a 6'4 white Australian unironically thoughbeit

uh oh, SEETHING mutts time?

>>531542738
the game is made for controller and i can't imagine not playing it on controller

>>531542820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPVnzwfHKm4

I'm literally going to kill you sometime in the next 20 years.

>>531542738
I am on PC, but I use a controller pretty comfy I would say. But I use my controller since the beginning and on top of that I was a console fag before so maybe a bit bias

>>531542325
Wise looks like he’d say in a chink accent
>I liek big cawkkkk very beeeg

>>531542820
TRVTH NVKE

ONE SHOT FROM A JAB OUT OF YOUR FACE
TWO BLOCKS AND I'LL ADD ONE TO YOUR WAIST
THREE DECADES OF HONING MY SKILL BASE
FOR THIS VERY MOMENT I CAN'T WIN
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT
COME IN AND PICK UP THE PACE
I'LL TRY TO REACH FOR BEYOND
WHAT ARE YOU PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF

so how many polys from the beach event?

>>531542649
they've been doing this uncharacteristic shit ever since astra because they don't actually care to separate his personality enough from belle anymore, either as the player character or the sibling.

>>531542910
Americans think Australia is in Europe which is why they don't consider it when thinking about the Asia servers

>>531542325
How do you actually recover after getting mogged like this in front of a girl

>>531542335
“CLICK HERE”

>Australia
You mean Philipino Indo Chinkland v2 KEEEEK

>>531542851
anon... go into the /zzz/ archives and look up "wisewimp" and "wisepag"

>>531542738
i play on console like mihomo intended

>>531543090
I thought everyone picks Asian servers since it's always the one that gets updated first

>>531542820
Based

BASED

BAAAAAAAAAAAASED

yuzuha has the coolest wengine

>>531543013
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV13mu4zBEiN
This one has better fidelity with the vocals it seems. The ones on youtube feels muted/distanced.
Also interesting that the vocals only comes online when you're at the highest technique rank in the tower, otherwise its just melody.