Thread 531753116

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>Season 17 Trailer
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>DokiWatch Story Time with Xanthe Huynh
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>Futures Past with Fred Tatasciore
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>Freja Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIKLdhMtEd0

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>Schedule
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Powered Up! Season 17 - Out now!
Reaper & D.Va Mythics - Out now!
Nerf collab - Season 17
Wuyang (Aqua) Hero Trial - Season 17


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>>531753116 (OP)
tr00n filter list
>mercy
https://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>jose
https://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqG

Glad to have you all here.
The Schizos, The Kirikos, The Wifeposters, The Antagonists (The Schizos), The Newcomers.

>>531753378
kys

I'm sure a lot of people here already know, but on battlenet you can press like 2 buttons (globe icon above the launch button) to change your region and when you do max's vault is different so you can triple your selection.
I still got garbage in all 3 though

>>531753378
not a discord

>>531753479
>>531753535
now kiss

>>531753116 (OP)
>Stadium Help
stadiumbuilds.io/browse

>Stadium Help
stadiumbuilds.io/browse

>Stadium Help
stadiumbuilds.io/browse

>>531755652
buy an ad

>>531755726
Ok i did what now

>>531755762
I have adblock get fucked LOL

i need healing

>>531756536
off-model garbage

>>531753378
>the Kirikos
This is our general so why wouldn't we be here?

Supposed leak for next season's mythics

>>531757334
Mythics aren't sold in bundles though.

>>531756536
On model, her breasts actually are that big.

>>531756987
It’s just a formality

>>531756987
your general is on >>>/lgbt/

Hana...

>>>/aco/8907028

>>531755652
I can't believe this faggot actually expects people to download malware now, lmao. What, selling illegally gathered data via cache exploitation wasn't good enough for you? Have to go in and start getting shit on the system level now? Honestly? Fair play. Anyone stupid enough to download something that's scraping game and system data while you play deserves to get fucked by whatever schemes you've got. Blizz is immediately going to C&D your ass when it's released for violating their ToS, but hey. Exploit the retards while you can, I'm sure downie tracer's bull wants more income from you wherever you can get it lmfao.

Gigawatch...

>>531758005
off-model garbage

I love hazard but when they death ball I can’t dive and kill cause they all get healed. I try to separate with my wall but they are just in the open and can walk around it. Do I just swap in this situation or is it playable

Kiriko dressed as lore accurate Tatsumaki

>>531758005
Hot thick ass

>>531757815
holy meds

>>531757506
I look like this and do this

>>531758730
>posts publicly available update log where you say you're going to be doing an in game overlay and gather in game data
>"NUH UH TAKE YOUR MEDS I'D NEVER"

>>531754774
This skin has grown on me. Fully face covered women are hot.

>>531758873
no, you don't

>>531758873
>and do this
You need to stop using suzu on yourself after the smallest inkling of damage

banana?

>>531759928
being racist stopped being cool long time ago unc

>>531759880
kek

>>531758952
I'm not one of the sombros but I don't like that. I need her face there. Guess I need a higher level of Olivia loving to understand.

so, turns out I was 100% correct about matchmaking and how it worked.

I will be accepting apologies in this thread.

>>531761892
Aaron could be on camera saying "no EOMM is 100% not real" and you'd still insist you were right because you're a conspiritard and conspiritards shape reality to fit their views.

>>531762248
erm EOMM does not exist as I have explained multiple times in this thread over the past few days/weeks. I WILL be accepting apologies as all my arguments have been proven right as of this blog post and all the schizos have been proven wrong.

people who pick illari and ana just to healbot should be fucking shot
holy shit
Im not even the resident support complainer but its so fucking stupid seeing these retards just sit around a corner and only heal
use the fucking hero

>>531762772
I'll take a non-mercy/weaver healbot over a dps support any day.

>>531761409
This should help

>>531763176
BAZINGA SOMBRA WOWWAWWEEE GIVE ME TACO

>>531762509
why is echo so hot

>3 minute support queue in quick play at peak time
mercy/moira/lifeweaver mains need to be culled

>>531763635
if you donate your weird brain to science we might find out the source behind your fetish

>>531763839
Why don't you just queue DPS? Can't hit anything without crutch support weapon hitboxes?

>>531763787
Shag, kill, marry

>>531763787
The Hotties

>>531763787
kill, fuck, marry

>>531763946
dps is boring because the enemy dps are constantly trying to ego duel you

>>531763856
Man, can't wait to find out the results when they dig my brain dry.

>>531764206
Not a problem unless you are losing the duels.

>>531762985
nobody said anything about a dps support
most of the supports are more than capable of doing damage while still putting out sufficient heals
Im talking about people who get on ana and illari and finish a game with 1200 damage
they might as well play weaver

Everyone knows EOMM is simply impossible to be real.

>>531763839
Busy with 6v6, don't think I'll willingly go into a 5v5 game

>>531762772
>I'd rather people healbot on heroes that aren't suited for healbotting than heroes that are suited for healbotting
?

>>531764878
Don't you get sick of nobody picking tank?

6v6 is my jam until they remove it again.
Sorry not sorry. Now fuck off n

im so engaged

How come we don't get summer skins like this?

>>531765096
Not like Mercytrannies care whats happening in the game when all they do is hold down m1

>>531766428
I think career mercies use th beam toggle option.

>>531765625
finally won and it only took me going 32-7 and top damaging as fucking mei to do it :)

the kiriko brought you donuts

Lena Foxton

>>531769115
Breed

Oh moons!

the kiriko dance

>>531765625
Looks like average weekend solo queuing to me

>>531769326
Something about this doesn’t sit right with me, I feel like her ass isn’t thick enough

Now THIS is Juno.

king's row is a shit map

kissu

Eichenwalde is the best map

>>531769326
VERY lickable feet

>>531773885
rise

I wanna marry lena

>>531770243
PUFFY VULVA

>>531769697
TLL

>>531770243
OH MOONS

I am married to Lena

>>531769487
won 5 in a row and thought I got put into winners queue but then I got same tank twice in a row who got on ball and went afk near enemy spawn in both games
great game!

sunshinebread has juno's hairstyle

>>531776328
to The Lena*

>>531764878
:3 Good sissy! Gay date match in a cage, fuck for days without food and water and live on poop then die :3 Sissyclittygrindr gay whore fetus! ^^

>be bad at hero
>yeah im finna hop into a M3 lobby to practice is
what is wrong with people
I didnt play ball in ranked until I had like 90 hours on him from qp

holy shit you genuinely worthless human being uninstall the game and jump from the nearest high surface you miserable excuse for a sentient life form. what kind of dogshit, pea brained moron decides to queue support, pick kiriko and literally offer nothing of worth beyond heal botting and standing 5 miles away from the team. how are you even in the ranked range of plat and diamond when better players are stuck in bronze and silver?

>>531780681
I'd rather have an alive and healing kiriko getting pot shots off than have a retarded out of position orb spamming DPS moira making out with the floor 24/7.

>>531781203
Ummm guys... why is my damage higher than the DPS? I'm on Moira... like... okay... I just shoot purples orbs off cooldown into the enemy groups which tickles them and adds nothing significant to any fight. But I mean... I'm at 8000 damage... I can't carry us guys.

>>531781203
2k damage on kiriko doesnt even qualify as getting pot shots. why pick a DPS support if youre going to heal bot

if youre character has a 2x crit multiplier dont ever let me catch you lacking in damage or elims

if your character doesn't need to crit don't ever let me catch you lacking in damage or elims

>Mythic skins with gilded aspects and golden weapons look like shit
>Mythic skins with iridescent aspects and galactic weapons look decent
Care to explain fags?

>scoped accuracy is a whole 15% lower than my average all day
unironically what causes this
I feel like punching a child

>>531785359
Low blood sugar

>>531785359
nerves and only going for crits probably

hog is such a fundamentally dishonest hero that I cant even put into words how much of a blunder his existence is

>>531786692
That's true of every tank in 5v5 except Junker Queen/Rein/Winston.

So the confirmed heroes for the dating sim event in China are Genji, Mauga, LW, Cassidy… D.va and Juno

They’re having a dating sim event in China next week! Sadly it’s exclusive for China so the rest of us won’t get to play

>>531786991
Cassidy X Ashe?

>>531753116 (OP)
that gap between plat and diamond compared to gold and plat is quite frankly fucking insane. its no wonder why plat matches feel so inconsistent

what is the answer to a blue beam soldier spamming down on first attacker spawn in havana from behind sigma shield

>>531789270
Sigma's shield is weak, break it.

>>531789270
Have a Rein or Junker Queen who will not help you at all and lose.

>>531788409
The real question is which rank level is the most enjoyable

>>531788409
the gap between plat 4 and plat 2 is bigger than the gap between plat 1 and diamond 5

the unfortunate reality is the kaiju tank philosphy, which of all the eggs have been placed with 5v5, is not very fun for tank players and by proxy the lobby. Theres only a few directions ow2 can go
>stadium takes over, full front push for all heros and a true moba with a custom map and lanes
>tank queues are rewarded with in game currency
>6v6 somehow defies logic and the playerbase makes it the default mode without balance patches

some pionts from the blog as well
>Blizzard is redefining "fairness" in a way that serves retention metrics, not player experience.
>goes out of its way to sound technical (“bell curves,” “Role Delta,” “MMR sum vs. per-role analysis”), but this complexity is obfuscation. EOMM cope
>framing queue time issues as matchmaking and not the games balance taken a shit
>stadium is basically perceived progression, play time attached

>>531791196
100% its silver

>>531791406
thats because the game goes out of its way to make average players feel elite. O and its a devil coded message, 66.6 percent of the playerbase is gold/plat

>>531792360
nobody in plat feels elite, not sure what youre getting at

>>531792578
arguing semantics is the tell of the low iq so i cant draw a picture for you. but its a simple tactic to make someone think they are better then they are by makin them believe diamond is right aroujnd the corner. Hate to inform you but by and large, this player base is boosted golds

>>531786923
Hog punish bad positioning. Skill issue im afraid
>>531765625
Say the line
>>531763839
Cute artwork. Artist?
>>531762248
EOMM is an /mrg/ tier discussion. We're better than this.

why dont tracer players learn how to actually play tracer? we wouldve won if we actually had a second dps

>>531793907
thats bc mrg has a player base it would work with, we dont enough tanks to fix any games, theyre stomps bc its a support main flexing

why tf is gladys a streamer mode name bruh

>>531793907
>Hog punish bad positioning. Skill issue im afraid
Actually Hog is not punished by bad positioning. His health pool, along with the damage reduction on vape allow him to escape any situation he wants unless there is an ana anti-nade, plus a stun of some sort during his vape. He is a hero designed for 80 iq retards to get value on. He needs your entire team to focus and coordinate to take down one 80 iq player, while he gets to hook one shot you. He is a fundamentally dishonest hero which requires asymmetrical balancing of flat stats to win fights, not any skill difference.

>>531793907
>Hog punish bad positioning
yeah because a quarter of any combat zone should be a killzone for a hero. and 40% of its a map with pits/cliffs

ive been playing overwatch for 9 months and solo queuing makes me want to kill myself already
thinking about the cretin I run into makes me not want to launch the game

>>531788409
it's been like that since ow1 hasn't it?

I do like playing tank but nothing beats the feeling of being a good support with lucio or ana or bap or lw

>>531798205
we know, bame1

>>531786991
I can already sense a lot of people getting mad because these skins will be shreksy and not some lazy reskins as usual.
What's the likelyhood Blizzard cave in and release the event globally later? Or are they anally owned by chinese overlords?

>>531794304
What’s wrong with Gladys?

You'd have to be some type of fucking masochist or something to play QP solo on the weekend

>>531788409
It's the smurfs, that's the rank most of them (seemingly) like to pubstomp at and where most new accounts are funneled into.

The Smugiko

Good night my Illari Immaculates.

>>531801631
i want to kill myself i fell from d1 to d4 today

>>531801631
good night

>>531801838
Not you, schizo. You should kill yourself.

>>531802587
based

>>531802587
good night

>>531753116 (OP)
why the fuck do i never get carried in overwatch? it's 100% up to me whether i win or lose. in league, i'd struggle smurfing because my team would just be winning regardless of my soft inting / not ganking / not playing objectives. in overwatch if im not playing perfectly i go on a 20 game loss streak. fuck this game

>>531791406
i wouldn't be surprised if it is. plat is probably the most inconsistent rank in terms of player skill to the point that you can have one sides shitshows where nobody seems to know how to play, and immediately follow it up with a payload map that goes down to the wire with both teams dropping at least 30 elims across the board

1CG10B

Can someone who is good at ana critique my low plat ana game? I don't play support, I feel like maybe my problem was not enough damage/off-angling? Just felt very low impact all game.

>>531801773
I am sorry to hear that.
>>531801838
Yeah you should just kill yourself.

>>531757791
Hana hundred man bukkake with total strangers.

>>531806227
stop missing most of your cooldowns and especially stop spamming sleep
you also need to stop tunnel visioning and your nanos suck you dont need to nano the tank every time apart from that one panic nano on moria
your positioning is really bad but idk if that matters much in such cumlow

>>531787539
OMG IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>531809167
Where should I be positioning?

spin

>>531760082
you need to be 18 to post here

>>531811103
The Kiriko Khanate is more powerful than I thought.

annyeong :3

>>531811865
Cute so cute

Am I completely blind, or is Hog not available in the Hacked arcade mode?

>>531813556
He got disabled

>>531813556
its 6v6 so someone already instalocked hog so they can flank and waste everyones time

>6v6
>two mexican retards lock important characters and the tank role
>they get countered and shitted in every aspect
>complain at the end
get me out of this garbage region

>>531814113
was it jose

>>531814113
Open borders open queue.

>>531777697
this guy is really comitted to his bit

>>531814360
No, one was playing Ana and the other the fist nigger, that guy only plays McCree, right? They were probably just a couple of faggots
>>531814812
I'm memexican but I can assure you that I hate illegal immigrants way more than the average Trump supporter

>>531816428
stop being a self-hater jose

im your huckleberry

A cock in each hand and a smile on my face

>>531756536
off-model, her breasts are too small

GMTLL

what sort of person spends 15 minutes queueing for a quickplay match only to go and play s76
like at that point just uninstall and play counterstrike instead, and save yourself the time

i have like 80+ hours in the game and i'm decent with mercy and bastion, but i'm afraid of trying out comp. any tips for my placement matches?

stadiumdroids copying their favourite streamer's build

>>531810039
just not out in the open is fine for circuit in that match desu

Sombros...

What the fuck're you doing in my All-Star game.

"What the fuck're you doing in my All-Star game."

I can't believe Hana fucks omnics...

i want to kiss nerd amelie

>>531823537
No tips. You just gotta zone out and brute force your placement matches.

Brigitte is built for ____

>>531824921
I need my face in that

>complete tier 80 on battle pass
>want to unlock premium with free coins but hesitant if next battle pass has better theme and rewards
Has there been any suggestions or hints now that we are going into unknown with no roadmap?

>>531829780
dont buy until they give the community what we want... Lena feet

this is without a doubt the worst general on the board

>>531831169
You say that about every general you are in.

>>531831169
Baldur's Gate III, Elden Ring, Monster Hunter, Guild Wars 2, Overwatch, I can't tell them apart.

why doesn't anyone post mercy

can someone review my stadium juno gameplay
F1RJKF

look out world, here comes t.racer!!

>>531832653
no

>>531835186
really mean

>diamond to mastes game
>only one banning zarya is a boosted mercyplayer
can you plats just stop banning zarya she is not good and will never be good

>>531835904
I ban her cause she's annoying and ugly not cause she's good

>>531835986
in what way is she annyoing literally everyone goes right through her you would rather play against her than orisa/ram who are actually unkillable?

>>531836064
Shields are gay

If I'm silver 1 am I almost gold or did I just get here

>>531838108
after silver 1 comes gold 5 and then gold 4 and so on

>>531838209
Some of you guys alright, don't queue healer

how are your garbage games are going, you garbage people?

>>531828978
cutieko

Nobody wants to address the address the elephant in the room. Tranny Stackers are deadass killing this game.

>>531841250
>implying the game is alive

>>531841250
>deadass

this game is SO FUKCING FUN WHEN MY REINHART GOES SIPHON GLOVES AND REFUSES TO SWITCH OFF AHHHHHHHHHHH
S1B00J

we don't play that crap here

>>531843089
Yes we do

Why does the hopping negro do more close range dps than me as reaper

>>531844182
because you have terrible aim

>>531827271
Serious question: which female OW hero would look best as a dork with glasses

>>531844421
Yeah well I didnt mean to queue dps I forget I had it on. I wanted tank so I dont have to aim.

>>531844554
Illari

>>531848568
She cute

Fun little fact, there are no bad maps in this game.

fun little fact, you're a niglet

We were supposed to get something in the mid season patch?

>>531854115
flashpoint map reworks

>>531854115
Tracer gets added to Stadium.

>>531854309
that's next season, retard

I played Hog and when we lost i typed DPS diff

>>531855795
Take care guys, this dude graduated from Reddit University

who votes payload maps man i dont have time for this shit!!!

i vote for the map with lowest votes

>lose one (1) fight
>dps types support gap

>>531859414
Based gambler.

>>531861243
KWAB he dodged next game because he was on enemy team

>>531861243
>playing 5v5
lmao

>playing the official gamemode
hell yeah!

Mercytranny still seething?

>>531864179
Where are the bruises and blood?

>>531864674
you are sick
the Lena is for love and cherish

>>531864816
I want to love and cherish her broken (by me) bones

>>531865052
get help (commit suicide)

>>531864179
cringe!

>>531824921
She's ready for impregnation, bros. She's so ready....

Remember the anon that would make stuff from the OW cookbook and post the progress pics here.

>>531848568
ngl I wanna cum inside her.

>>531864674
>>531865052
king

>Needed to do something outside my regular twitch account
>Try to log in once more to farm the drops
>It asks me for my phone number (I changed it some months ago)
>I realize that for some reason I gave them my phone number
>Now I'm locked out my account because they refuse to send me the fucking 2FA code to my email
Why do they even need all my information anyways? A fucking email account should be all they must be legally allowed to ask

the wholesome British tomboy enrages and confuses the schizo

>>531868873
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

>>531868873
>the schizo
You are one of them though, otherwise you wouldnt keep bringing them up

>>531868864
>Why do they even need all my information anyways?
Account theft has become more prevalent. It’s a precaution. Also so they can easily identify you if you get up to some nonce activity.

Freja needs a rework to make her tank spam less frustrating

I’ve not played a single game against a Freja where I’m not just forced to play my life and rightclick on Ram/Hazard. Idc whether she is balanced or not I just am not having fun whenever she’s in the lobby. She has storm arrows that she can spam from the skybox and a right click that forces me to play defensive on an insany high uptime. And she trades NOTHING for it. She gets to make the entire map unsafe to push without a single drawback. Like hell just give her primary falloff atleast

>>531870809
I concur

>>531868864
it's for selling your data, duh

>>531868873
>schizo
pot calling the kettle black

>>531871275
you replied to a reddit post

The

>>531871525
you replied to a Lenapost

Do you think map picks could have a negative effect on map familiarity long-term?

Ever since map picks were introduced in comp, I’ve mostly been playing the same few maps. At first, it was nice playing on maps I preferred for a change and avoiding ones I didn’t like, but now I’m realizing it's hurt my overall map familiarity. In over 50 matches the past two weeks, I haven’t seen Route 66 or Colosseo once (despite being options), and maps like Ilios, Antarctic Peninsula, and the flashpoint ones feel almost forgotten. I’ve only played the new Aatlis map twice.

To be fair, I’ve seen a decent variety overall—about 17 maps—but control, push, and flashpoint maps are noticeably absent, except maybe Nepal. I get that players prefer what they’re familiar with, so newer (like Aatlis) or less popular maps (like Suravasa) get skipped. But it makes me wonder: if you’re new to the game and only get to play small map pools, how do you even learn the rest? And what happens when you're suddenly dropped into a map like Aatlis with zero experience?

LMAO all the bronze players got boosted to plat

>>531871570
generic anime girl #1, I think

>>531870739
WRONG, they want your data

>>531871876
>d.va
>generic
That skin might be dogshit but D.Va is anything but generic, she's the most popular gaming girl in the world

>>531873707
Hana fucks omnics

>>531873803
And?

>>531874282
it's disgusting

>>531874489
At least they are clean

>>531871735
They could rotate map bans each season. Just have randomized maps every other season. I'm already bored of playing the same maps again and again.

>>531875536
>>531871525

>Klanker male on human female
Disgusting
>Human male on klanker female
Based

>>531877468
bots don't have genders

>>531877725
Just install it

Hana Song x CLANKEDRAW

Hana Song x BLACKEDRAW

jew hero when?

>>531880471
He's currently busy killing innocent children in gaza

>>531880834
>no palestine flag player icon
israel won

>6v6
>don't want to play tank
>can't let others play tank because they will just run it down on hog

>>531882581
>>6v6
nobody cares

What's the point of kiriko?
What has she done in the lore?
Tracer got a full 3D animation, comics, in game story missions, 10 meters y'all action figure with light on top of lots of collectibles and being in the cover of the game for 6 years straight
Kiriko has
>1 Nendoroid (the garbage bun of collectibles)
>1 Funko pop (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
>Hasn't ever been in the cover of the game LMFAO! The negress took her spot in season 1
>No lore or story or whatever you want to call it
>Her few interactions are all barebones garbage, only one that adds to her story was added 3 months ago and just barely (Hanzo, genji got a new one too)
>....
Damn, even with porn modders need to give her a disproportionately ridiculous body because hers is really flat and bad, at least tracer was sexy by herself before blizzard took her ass to appease those 3 trannies on Twitter

>>531883184
>>1 Nendoroid (the garbage bun of collectibles)
you got shit taste, chibis are soul.

>>531883184
wait till you see her on her bike

>>531883184
spicbait

passionate sex with hana

>>531884586
we know, BOB

>>531883184
>ERM BUT TRACER IS MORE IMPORTANT IN THE LORE
Shut up nigger lol

>>531884758
Jose...

>>531884758
Bodied that freak

>>531884885
Nobody cares about your irrelevant dyke anymore tracerschizo.

Reading this general is some groundhog day shit. You post the same shit over and over.

>>531885010
Jose

>>531883184
trvke

>>531885182
This is by far your most boring setting tracerschizo. Go get some fishy chippy wippy niggy.

>>531885408
Jose

>>531883184
Tracer didn't even get a dedicated cinematic. Kiriko even got a song.

>>531883184
>Tracer got a full 3D animation
I jerked off to tracer sfm for years, and I've never played ow before 2022.

>>531886012
based

>>531884586
with Sombra

>idle 4 hours on twitch for a loot box
>4 blue dupes

enemy team just banned rein on kings row, what kind of fucking subhuman behaviour is this?

>>531886539
Deserved

>>531886727
>banned rein on kings row
my hope in humanity have been restored

>>531886727
The other 8 people wanted to avoid a LE HONORABLE REIN DUEL cringefest.

>>531887517
dude no one even plays rein he is dogshit

>it's quick play the game quality is supposed to be shit
>says the guy playing to win on a team with a sensible comp vs mercy retards on meme heroes
I think there should be like, a base level of quality there my dude

>>531888728
People who were 1000% going to play the tank that got banned always say this

no one is forcing you to play meme modes like qp

>>531888786
who are you quoting?

>>531888896
Comp is little better, the only difference is if you get throwers or shitters you're locked in the room with them and for twice as long.

>literally spam tp point 50 times
>illari still goes bridge alone and dies
wow.. so these are the illarigods...

>enemy mccree ints at me over and over
>he keeps getting the thread but we're winning
>type "what a fan" in chat after one of my deaths
>mccree proceeds to go negative for the rest of the match trying to get to me and has a melty during the last moments of the fight
it's so easy lmao

>>531891757
I don't see the problem.

>>531892430
You don't usually see 2 or 3 minute queues at peak time.

>>531893260
The role preferences of the playerbase are the cause of this, if healerfags started playing more demanding roles q times would be shorter

>>531894874
The mercy main plague is a growing issue.

I wanna kiss ashe

>>531896514
same but Sombra

Junker Queen.. Odessa..

>>531896514
same but mercy

>>531898450
Is Doom bad?

enemy has a doom tracer and sojourn and this dumbass fucking special ed retard is just sitting on zenyatta. im so fucking sick of this braindead role determining the outcome of every fucking game

>>531873707
I mean her costume is literally just a recolor of an NGE plugsuit and she drives a mecha which is probably the second or third most common occupation for an anime girl.
The only thing that saves her from being 100% generic is that she's supposed to be ironic... I think.

Eichenwalde is the worst map in the game.

literally playing with one fucking DPS and both ar still being gapped by a fucking pharah as soldier AND freja.

>>531898450
Stop trying to play him, give up.

>>531902918
Not even close.

>>531906652
Why?

Why do I respect Lucio and Brigitte players so much more than I do the other supports? Zenyatta, Ana, Baptiste, ehhhhh I kinda do. Mercy, Moira, LifeWeaver, Juno, those are the gay supports for retards. Lucio and Brigitte players feel like they know how shit works, like they get shit done.

>>531902918
I only hate maps that force you on a specific meta. Maps like gibraltar and numbani where you MUST play winston or dva are hideous. Also maps like lijiang tower and ilios that force you on lucio hog are annoying to play. I like Maps where everyone is more or less viable. Even overhated sniper maps like cr or havana, while widow and sigma are meta there, you can still play most heroes with success. Those are good maps. In Eichanwalde everyone is playable so its good in my book.

>>531908278
This nigga's gotta be silver
How the fuck are you gonna say Lijiang and Ilios are one dimensional and force certain metas then say that Circuit Royal or Havana work for every hero
tf that's the opposite of reality
how stupid can you be?

>>531908595
Im gold dps tank, and plat supp actually

>>531908278
>Maps like gibraltar and numbani where you MUST play winston or dva are hideous.
>tank votes for gibraltar instead of the control maps
>picks rein

I have a lot of different hero settings and Im finally making a second account after many years
is there an easy way to move these settings to a new account or do I actually have to do it manually

>>531911641
I grinded her mode for a title I will never use

why didn't the other supports try killing us?

Imagine the power Overwatch could harness if we get bare cheek summer skins...

>>531915574
>LW and Mauga are openly sexualized with skins and sprays
>females are not allowed bikini skins
gay pandering franchise

>>531916737
You're just now noticing that Overwatch is the gay game?

>>531917372
it wasn't like this at launch but i'd bet the multiple PR shitstorms blizzard suffered through the years made the company have to lean WAYYY harder into the left/woke/tumblr stuff. remember them casually announcing soldier was gay after the blitzchung shitstorm? i still remember them adding that stupid emote with him playing with the little chinese toy and thinking it's so out of character it literally FEELS like it's just there to paint him in a more gay light

Why do these faggots keep banning Zarya

>>531917969
>using "woke" unironically
eww

>>531918126
They have literal braindamage. Zarya is not good i repeat Zarya will NEVER be good.

>>531919416
Pro overwatch is ivory tower shit, disconnected from everything else.

>>531917969
blizzard is in california. they don't need to intentionally lean harder into woke stuff for it to happen, it'll happen naturally because at least 50% of their workforce would describe themselves as allosexual or something retarded like that

>>531919623
>using "woke" unironically
EWWWWWWWW

>>531919574
yes good players are disconnected from the boosted masters 5 mercy mains who ban zarya and have no idea how the game works

>>531919663
overwatch is a queerspace, chud

>>531919854
yeah I know why do you think I think it's dumb when people are like "woke this" and "woke that"

>>531919854
;3 mmm horny time time for mercysissy to jerk off to bbc hypno clitty sissyporno~ to watch daddies with hairy old men's balls ;333333333 gogogaga there's cum leaking in your little sissy princess ass ;33 mammmaaaa hihi there was cum with the pee and poop~ You're cute >< and horny ^^

Brigitte's appearance makes no sense considering "her" parents

>>531920263
Her mom is tall and Torbjorn was warped from the World of Warcraft universe accidentally. Her size and his magic fantasy penis combined and made her.

>>531915574
>DAT ASS

I kneel, chinkdevs

You ban Zarya, I go Orisa
You ban Orisa, I go Rammatra
Either way I'm going an annoying tank and shitting all over you

>everyone picks dorado
>I pick Aatlis
>My choice gets picked
>Someone immediately leaves and game is cancelled
Every time kek

>>531921521
This never happens btw

>>531921282
Why is Ram suddenly so dominant? Perks?

>>531922750
yeah kinda

>>531922750
Ram's been very strong for years and he's in a very good spot in the ban meta. Hazard and D.Va are the strongest tanks right now so they're pretty much eliminated in the pro-scene ban meta. Orisa is the next strongest and Ramattra is treated like a slightly more honest and enjoyable alternative. So you have three tanks that will probably be chopped out before he is, and OW2 heavily favors poke, spam, and sustain compositions as a fault. Thus, you get a Ramattra meta.

Just made it to diamond on the Lena, is this where the fun begins?

mood = destroyed

>>531923138
>is this where the fun begins
this is were the bans begin

>>531921610
It just did tho

>>531922750
His perks are pretty good yeah, the burst one really helps with wiping up enemies when you're not in tank mode and that 50 insta DMG when he drops the vortex along with the DMG inside is almost a death sentence for most Squishies
Also he's just very reliable at being a good tank

pretty homophobic to give this to the gay male character

>playing comp and enemy tank is DVA
>They're one of the best Dva's I've ever played against, it's almost like their matrix is up 24/7 and the second one of us is alone they zoop in, kill them, and zoop back
>They also have a decent Ana and Kiriko that's basically pocketing them as they do their thing
>At this point I'm accepting that it's a total loss when out of nowhere he swaps to Ball
>Not even a good Ball we just wreck his shit each time he pops up
>Goes from 23-2 to 23-10
>Second round and he's Orisa now but still really shit
>Then swaps to Mauga and is even shittier
>It's like he left and was replaced by an easy ai bot
>It's to the point where I feel bad and type in "yo bro you should go DVA again, you were really good with her"
>He goes Sigma and dies easily again
>We stomp them round 2 and win
I don't really get why he did it but good for us?

>>531925760
someone on his team probably made him mad and he decided to throw

>>531925760
What rank? Sounds just like normal plat game where everyone is super inconsistent

how is it that my DPS just magically stop existing while im on the objective managing to face tank 3 fucking ults without dying? literally no one is shooting at you how are you not making a pick?

>>531928248
Did you not read the post where it said the rank? Maybe you're in Plat yourself?

>engage team fight
>dive into enemy supports
>the entire enemy team just turned their backs to my team to come kick my ass
>not a single person even bothered to keep pressing
trying to play winston with a team who seems to have no concept of aggression is genuine suicide fuel. hes probably the easiest tank to fucking play with and people still act like its rocket science

>>531929030
That post literally does not contain any mention of any rank

>>531929872
Exactly, so shut the fuck up and actually answer the question instead of going "WELL IN RANK, WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN IS-"
You sound like retarded fucking Blizzard devs who got BTFO by hero bans when they found out no we don't give a shit what the .005% of the playerbase thinks is "balanced or not"

>>531930007
Yeah, plat was too high. You are silver.

>our DPS ends the round with 3-8
>None of us flame him, it's obvious who the weak link is no need to start up arguments
>Second round he two taps someone
>"Holy moly I actually killed someone!"
>Gets his confidence and starts going wild
>ends the round with 23-8
I'm so proud of him

further proof playing OW causes mental deterioration

>>531930007
Yeah some people in here are really stupid. Don't bother responding he's just a troll. Even if you said Top 500 or Master he'd just go "well actually I'm in [rank above that]".
I've seen how he posts.

Damn schizo really got mad after his fake story didn't get any traction.

>>531930281
You're preaching to the choir here bucko.

>>531913641
answer me n******

>>531913641
why the fuck would they make it easier to smurf? of course you have to do it manually?

>>531931138
>why the fuck would they make it easier to smurf?
well they encourage it so I dont see why they wouldnt also make it easier

>>531931258
They encourage it by requiring a phone number?

lol they admit 5v5 is purelly about which team has the best giga raid boss tank

Well yeah high rated players usually win against the lower rated.

>>531925070
you have no rights to talk about doom like that chud

>>531932721
So is 6v6

>>531913764
I need it also but that damn game mode is fucking torture

>>531932721
>he decided to forget that that was the case during OW1 too

Women will NEVER understand this short

>>531933623
gahd damn hanzo has massive titties

testing

>>531932721
>local man shocked that the hardest role thats one per team has the most impact
yes because lets reduce the number of tanks per team AND their impact.

Angela Ogundimu

is MeiFupa a name that blizzard would wipe if reported

i dont know whats worse, that venture can just "nuh uh" a fully empowered doomfist punch for no real reason or that lifeweaver can pull me out of a punch .01 meters away from colliding

>>531935894
that would be fatphobic so no

Since Blizzard has admitted that they fucked up by abandoning their story and character lore, how do you guys think it would be like right now if they were completely invested with it these last 9 years?

>>531936523
don't really care about the lore of a universe with an intelligent hamster and a talking gorilla

>>531936523
it wouldnt have made much impact but it would have been nice

>>531936741
DC and Gorilla Grodd are based tho
>>531937072
I wonder if it would’ve prevented the cinematics team from getting downsized.

>>531936523
The characters should be no deeper than looney tune characters imo. Just give them strong personalities and give them fun interactions with other heroes. Some of the lore is genuinely interesting like the overall story of omnics but aside from that I don't think they need to stress over it.

>>531936523
overwatch is just GI Joe so youre not gonna get anything deep. the biggest thing going for it narrative wise was the world building that was forgotten about until juno and ram

>tank 0-0-5 at halftime
yep

>>531935894
>not naming your Mei onetrick account Fugtrup

>>531941583
I thought about it but I realized I don't want to outright use the name of an established individual. So far I've come up with:
>MeiFupa
>MeiCellulite
>HealthyBMeI
>DQBlizzard
I like the first one the most but I really don't know blizzards criteria for inappropriate names

>>531943727
They made me change my name when it was "MeiAssSlave"

>>531886539
Sounds better than this

>>531944305
that skin serves though

I stop playing this shit game because of rigged matchmaking. I keep hearing that OW 2 is finally correcting their atrocious mistakes so I'm interested again. Is this shit game still trying to force EOMM? Did they stratched that system? If not, then I'm still not interested.

>>531943727
meifupa and healthybmei are the least likely to get you in trouble

can you even have "blizzard" in a username

>>531944681
>Mercy pic
Don't bother, we don't need more like you

>>531944305
this was the first skin I spent money on

>>531944681
Matchmaking was fine, it continues to be fine, you are just bad and nothing has changed

>>531944681
>mercy gooner poster

>>531943727
just name it "DairyQueen" bc mei has big milky titties and her ability is called Blizzard
hell if you don't then i will

>>531946174
oh and use the "sprinkles" skin

>>531943727
>>DQBlizzard
my vote is for that one

>>531944681
>>531941583
>>531915574
I need to rub one out

>>531940142
>The characters should be no deeper than looney tune characters imo
i say go all out comic book tier power scaling

Ive seen this same exact thread being posted here since like 2012. I was told that Xbox was gonna die when the PS4 Pro was announced.

>>531936523
it would probably be trash because the concept of a long-running story is inherently flawed

>>531948419
>because the concept of a long-running story is inherently flawed
It didnt even have to be long running. They couldve at least made it consistent.

>>531936523
imo they just need to do like do the lore in a seasonal format. Like do 1 season a year where some big event happens to progress the story, make the skins related to it, have bits of lore here and there in the following seasons, make it tie into some of the new heroes and maps, then maybe have some arcade mode at the end of the year where it gets resolved

Ventura...

Illaris...

>>531949205
I'd grab a beer with bro

>>531944681
Good little sissyclitty who deserves his daily dose of old man sperm~ Grindrmercy! Y-yes it's you ^~^ BBC is waiting in the town you have to go! Y-you'll get paid! O-or are you doing it for free :3 Good sissy! Gay date match in a cage, fuck for days without food and water and live on poop then die :3 Sissyclittygrindr gay whore fetus! ^^ Take bbc and ba jerk off jerk off suck suck suck and get fucked~ >//< Sissyclittyditty must have his :3 Smelly cock all day :3 cute anime music!!!! wake up at 2pm on a weekday after edgy sissy hypno clitty porno streak all night ^^ eat some mommy's food gogogaga~ mommy why are you crying ;3 do you want a hug from your little girl (boy) gagooo o--o-okay time to go to sleep>< h-h-h-h-hey k-guys I'm a sweet girl boy; 3 mmm horny time time to jerk off to bbc hypno clitty sissyporno~ to watch daddies with hairy old men's balls ;333333333 gogogaga there's cum leaking in my little sissy princess ass ;33 mammmaaaa hihi there was cum with the pee and poop~ You're cute >< and horny ^^ Do you have a thingy for dirty diaper diarrhea daddy dick elrrrt: 33 Fuck with daddies in diapers today? ~ :3 Poor sissy is being bullied in the thread ^^ getting mad and cranky! Sissy not happy >< sissy stomping on the floor not wanting to wear a diaper!!!! Daddy mad when sissy pees and comes on his floor and his dogs lick the sissy juice ^^ gets horny Doggy and fucks the gay whore bitch in asshole ;3 You in the picture or boywhore!!! Guy but looks like a girl!!!' Feminine and slutty for big nigger dicks and poop ^^ trashy toilet tranny ^_^ :3 Soon you'll be riding horny diaper daddies at the sauna club gangbang high on Acid >\\< Golden shower in the shower drinking pozzed old man pee airing out the sissy farts :3

>>531951548
plapping my boyvaries to this post

>>531770243
lol you still have my image from junos release. i had models on low, so thats why it looks bad

What

>>531949352
She's a big girl.

wait.. we had homework?

>>531953379
Oof

>>531953379
>"Pathetic..."

good morning

>>531957412
good morning!

>>531957412
gm Lenalover and schizos

>>531958932
You don't need to address him as multiple people.

>>531958932
making a doobie before I hop on Lena's game

widowmaker is the only hard carry character in the dps role

Overwatch has gone 3,344 days without a barefoot Lena skin.

>>531949205
>>531949352
Sombritas...

>>531949205
>>531949205
>>531949352
Honestly, If I liked white women I might of killed myself by now

>>531958530
>>531959594
huh?

>>531960917
where can I get a gf with birthing hips like this

>kitten of discord title
>report emergency child abuse

>>531961875
She's practically kiriko shaped

>>531960875
they are too powerful

>>531961875
Colombia

>>531963128
>>531963246
Would

>hard gape entire enemy team on tracer
>it doesnt matter because my tank is braindead
>hard gape entire enemy team on widowmaker
>win
I'm noticing some things

>>531962859
>>531963128
lmao

>>531915574
You know that was an answer to Widow's bullshit half-covered Cammy ass

>>531949352
my pylon is up

>>531963128
that's a boy

>>531919623
not while the company's leadership was as unironically mysogonistic as it was before
you don't get a work culture where people go around stealing breast milk out of the fridge outta nowhere. think about it this way: would blizzard release a character like widowmaker nowadays? more specifically, would team 4?

>>531963425
>Colombia
No thanks. I don't want some psycho MS13 bitch

>>531969138
She can fix me

>>531949205
SNIFFY LICKY

I've lost 8 of the last 10 games and not a single one was a deserved loss. I deserved to win all 8.

>>531969938
you are the only constant

nigger

>>531971626
don't you mean "negrillo"

>>531971626
I look up to him

>>531949352
She's so ready for babymaking sex it's unreal.

>>531971626
if I see anybody speaking spanish in my games I set to avoid and block them

>>531969938
That just means your you forced 50 wins are due up soon.

>>531971626
>>531971851
Auto report and avoid

good to see chat chilling and no trash talk

>>531972743
I rarely see trash talk nowadays also. Most I see are typical low endorsement shitters flaming out when things don’t go their way.

Bros I’m so bad at doomfist…

gm I want to set lena on fire

>>531975274
I’m bad at playing Lena but the talon skin was so cute I had to buy it from the vault…

>endorsment level 5 mercy players
>lose game
every time

>doomfist on team
>lose
>ball on enemy team
>lose
You are the only constant

>>531980571
you are now a true lenalover

>>531981669
I’ve been awakened

>>531980903
I've got level 5 6 seasons ago and I can't even lose 1 rank of it.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>531982121
Shit always favors the right most map istg

>>531980571
>>531981875
TLL

>>531980571
I don't like the grey hair. As if evil Lena aged because of her powers instead of getting younger like good Lena.

>>531983328
My head canon is that overwatch abandoned lena so it took longer for her to get herself under control and the grey hair is a result of that or she’s just more unstable powers and emotions.

>>531983328
I think it gives her character

>>531982121
the real king

>>531982121
>you bricked my game session with troll map
>I will throw your game

it's simple

>>531983819
You won't do shit, bitch.

>>531983980
>pick widow
>use only bodyshots for easy damage numbers
YOU VILL ENJOY IT, CHUD

>>531982121
Based map gambler.

>>531982121
I have never gotten Aatlis. I was surprised to hear it already released.

>>531897224
She needs new skins.

Bating cc is aids playing tank

>>531987005
just ask for a kiriko

>>531991623
LaLena

what is your cum distribution by hero? mine is roughly
>40% widowmaker
>30% mercy
>20% tracer
>10% dva

>>531994098
huh?

>>531994164
are you a faggot?

>>531986521
I haven't played it once either lmao

>>531994098
probably d.va from the early days but I have a leaning towards juno and kiriko now
I don't consume overwatch porn much at all anymore

>>531994352
I like pp in my butt and women

>>531994352
huh?

I love freja

>>531994098
70% ashe
15% mei
5% mercy
3.33% dva
3.33% pharah (futa)
3.33% jq (futa)

>>531994550
highly young-biased
>>531995090
highly unusual

>>531995451
briggers caging me...

>>531997361
why do you keep posting?

Absolutely subhuman behavior.

>>531998319
I don't know her and I don't care to know her.

Sigma is fun.

>I am a dedicated main support player
>my hero pool is lucio, brigitte, and illari
>while my impact may not be obvious through measurable production, my value is found in my intangibles and macro-play
>my favorite heroes have unique kits with lots of opportunity to learn advanced tech and mechanics
>I put time and effort into practicing my favorite heroes so I can be the best teammate possible
>I can provide healing to multiple teammates at once, making my direct support a valuable asset to the team
>I can peel for my teammates, allowing my tank the freedom to make plays
>I can duel DPS players and hold angles, stunting their impact
>my ultimates are high-value, when used properly they are capable of winning a fight and give my team a huge economy advantage
>the passive healing my favorite heroes use gives me the freedom to serve as my team's eyes rather than focusing on my team's health pools at all times
>my teammate is a mercy one-trick
>I am begrudgingly an ana player

>>531999741
>>I am a dedicated main support player
stopped reading here

>lucio player
deserved

>>531999741
>my hero pool is lucio, brigitte, and illari
Based beyond belief.
>I am begrudgingly an ana player
You just had to ruin it huh.

Daily reminder that Lucio is 5’3”. He’s less of a man than the pansexual twink.

>>532000638
>t. 5'11"

>>532000638
He got a big cock though I bet. Or a lotta money. Or a career. He gotta have something or it's over.

>>531994098
>widow 33%
>ashe 27%
>juno 10%
>jq (non-futa) 10%
>mei 10%
>sombra 5%
>younger ana 5%

>>531994098
90% Mei
10% D.va/Juno/Sombra/Brigitte/Illari/Freja/Mercy/Pharah/Ashe/Widowmaker/Symmettra
God bless Fugtrup

Thoughts on Reaper?

>>532003972
he's pretty good when you come in from the side
big fan of his special move

I don't think you undestand
I don't think you undestand
I don't think you undestand the gravity of this situation.

>>532003972
I think he's pretty cool guy.

>>531882772
This is someone's daughter.

>>532003972
biggest balls in the game

>>532004393
no, it's just a bunch of ones and zeros

>>532003972
I got his hardlight from my epic lootbox, so that was pretty cool. Looks nice with the cobra commander skin, but my disappointment was immeasurable and my day ruined when I went to go try it in the event mode and was forced to wear the 8-bit skin with default weapons.

I saw it get shit on a bit but I actually ended up liking Reaper's mythic.
It's thematically fitting for him, clean looking, simplistic but not basic, sounds good, and has a nice flourish.
Another win for deathman.

>have to finish 70 games to unlock mei on a fresh account
my one tricking is fucked up from the very start

>>532007075
at least the barrier to keep making troll account is a bit higher

>>532008020
yeah I guess but theres some heroes locked behind 100+ games and thats so weird
also Im pretty sure theres some guy using these new player bot lobbies to boost his quickplay winrate
after we get into the game, someone joins his group as indicated by them spectating, then he leaves and the spectator gets in

>>531999741
>when you finally get to be a real main support for once

>>532008814
She's hot, totally would, whatever,
Those plastic tits really throw me off. I don't know if it's because I'm getting older or if I almost exclusively consume 2D now, but those these look bad. Also her contouring is so overdone that her face doesn't look natural. She looks more like a mannequin than a human.

I wanna fuck brigitte

>>532010014
can you handle the Brigatti?

>>532008861
peg me

>>531994098
50% Ashe
50% Mei

>>532010274
for what logical reason do people like mei and not the attractive characters?

>>532010513
I have a "thing" for chubby and 40+ women. Maybe it's because I am kissless virgin, who knows.

>>532010513
get a load of this guy

>>532010707
i think it's because you have a low self esteem. you know, like /fit/ board banner

>>532010513
Your lacking of testosterone, strength, or cock does not made plush women unattractive.

>>532010513
She is made to look attractive by the artists, like Fugtrup does. Fat bitches don't like like that irl