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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw

>LATEST PATCHES
Jul 15 1.003.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/601909716088521243
Jul 16 1.003.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284

How do people not have the reinforce stratagem memorized yet? I can dive and have it input well before I hit the ground. Most guys I spectate either take like 20 seconds to input a 5 arrow code, or just don't reinforce at all. It's been up down right left up for 10 fucking years.

>>531809765 (OP)
Does anyone actually they think they could ever look that cute or is this just shitting on profile pictures?

>you will never live in a society where all aliens are illegal aliens

>>531810006
you forget about scramblers xir

>fuckhueg HP pool
>no real weak point
Why is every new enemy like this

now that the dust has settle how we are feeling about the new warbond

>>531810072
they don't exist in 2/3 of the game, not an excuse

>>531810107
i just shoot it twice with the epoch and it dies or 1 joint shot with my commandos

>>531810107
the war striders have a weakpoint that's actually weaker than a tanks heatsink

One day

>>531810130
once they fix the epoch's spread values six months from now, it'll be great

You can kill hulks with the warp pack if you can time your teleport to warp slightly behind it so your warp explosion destroy its heat sink.

You're red mist if you mistime your distance though

SC farming or operation speedrunning which should i make a lobby for right now

>nerftrannies whenever the 60-day buffpatch is mentioned

>>531810217
>tank heatsink: 750 HP, AP3
>war strider leg joints: 750 HP, AP4 (also much smaller)
Why do you lie

>>531810408
similar to brood commanders then, teleport on top, both die, teleport where the damage zone clips them and they explode. not worth my time

>>531810408
Nice dox

>>531810506
get a job

>>531810610
tank: 100% durability
warstrider: 80% durability

>>531810047
Unless someone has a genuine disorder that makes them incorrectly perceive reality they're just using it as a virtual mask at most.

>>531810759
>oh nooooo someone showed their steam name its over noooo
why are you autistic faggots like this

my AT is horrible

I don't know why there's so much bitching about the epoch. Every time I've picked it up off of a pub's body I've managed to use it quite well

>>531810970
90% the fags who post here are obnoxious niggers, nothing else is new.

>>531811072
>look how hard I can piss

EATfags, explain to me why you feel the need to bring your litter support weapon when you already carry one. Why can't you be normal and just use your red stratagems or senator or even the thermite? Specially when the op has modifiers like orbital fluctuations and complex stratagem that just makes your crutch even more of a hassle to use.

>the epoch tells you when you're about to die
>don't listen
>die
how could the epoch do this to me?

>>531810804
i have one but i cant work right now + i like saving money for my retirement or other things than video game credits that i can easily get for free

>>531810827
Matching AP = 35% less damage

>calls eats a crutch
>uses redditnator and the shittermite

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242510041781/76561198024341162 d10 bots

i wish that the quasar cannon had a much longer cast time instead of a large cooldown on its shots

>>531811374
>my low cooldown two use AT weapon that I can spam isn't a CRUTCH unlike your reddit weaponry!!

I'll have two AR-20Ls, an AR-20P, an AR-20C with extra pouch, an MG-20L, two P-20Ls, one with silencer, and a large supply pack.

>>531811176
If I bring EATs I'll pick up some support weapon on the map or beg another player to give me a spare

>>531811604
never ever

>>531803797
3/4, bug erad tim

>>531810970
>>531811159
Going on the list award.

>>531811515
>cast time

>>531810759
hes on console who cares

>>531811604
i want you to get your wish anon
praying for you
i will eat surstromming if sweden gives you this

>>531811863
Replace never with soon and ever with soon.

the city lighting is so fucked i wanted to put a flashlight on this thing but instead I've had to turn the gamma up and honestly o don't think it helped

What technical debt?

>factory strider drops infront of me
>teleport underneath it
>HMG .... 750 ....
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>factory strider drops infront of me
>pull out my peenus weenus

>factory strider drops in front of me
>shit my pants

>>531811176
Because other peeps can just take my free EAT to take out a stray charger/hulk instead of wasting their RR ammo

Quasar bros missed their shot? They just grab my EAT for free without hassle

Titan Bughole and everyone elses arties or 500kg on cooldown? Drop that EAT pod on it.

Someone died and need to do walk of shame across their map without any support weapons to take out heavy? Grab my EAT

>>531811942
whats funny is you know exactly what i mean when i say it

>bots are h-ACK

Variable is shit.

531812914

Do not respond to this thread shitting cunt

>>531811913
ok

Sweden is hacks. Talentless hacks.

All factions are easy as shit.

>B-but this faction is harder..!

Lower your difficulty.

just used the warp pack. I thought you guys were trolling and it was shit. I could not have been more wrong. There's no way AH leaves this thing untouched for more than a week. Enjoy it while you can bros

>I wanna be a mothdiver like the ones I see on tv!
t. some SEAF trooper apparently

>>531813675
I have six gorillion negative review bots ready if they dare to nerf it in any way.

>>531813675
>alexus warbond
>hey bros, I worked hard on this, hope you enjoy ;)
>you can clearly tell he tried to introduce new kit that takes into account existing kit, and tries to keep it within the same realm of balance
>but he missed some critical details because he doesn't actually play the fucking game
>as a result, it's actually amazing kit and everyone loves it
>example: quasar
>it was, at one point, a recoilless with no backpack, and 10 second cooldown while sprinting in place of a 5 second stationary reload
>literally everyone agreed it was a straight upgrade despite the attempts to "balance" it
>he nerfs it immediately by 50%
lmao if he pulls the same shit on warp pack we really are back in the alexus balance era

>>531814003
If it gets nerfed, i stop playing and i make sure to campaign another review bombing. I shit you not, i'll even pay pajeets to do it if needed. Fucking swedes.

>>531813528
And yet here you are obsessing over their game

>>531814626
Somehow cooked and made a great game. But we're left with the B team using whatever the A team left them, clearly. I doubt that they actually developped something from scratch since the game was released, beside the review bomb cape lmao.

Warp pack should be nerfed, it made a already easy game even easier, only shitters and bufftroons will oppose this request. Alexus should do his job

>>531811902
ggz tards
https://files.catbox.moe/q4n44h.mp4

>>531810289
Have you seen the concept art of the other armors? If they add these sets expect its drip factor to be cut in half at minimum.

just watched someone teleport hack into a bunker. fucking kicked him. asshole cheaters trying to ruin my games.

>>531815591
They're already in the game but so enshitiffied they're unrecognizable.

>>531815314
you forgot the warp pack are also encouraging thirdworlders to farm SC even harder, it shouldn't be possible to warp into a bunker

>mini turret locked on to me
>start charging quasar
>warp out from behind cover
>little shit can't turn fast enough to follow me
>blow it right the fuck up
The future is now, old man

>>531815421
Woah, I wanna be invaded by bichos.

>see all those retards who talk about how hard the game is on D10 etc
>join some randoms D10 blitz
>see them choke HARD and nearly lose the mission
ok people are just turbo shit and should unironically lower the difficulty. but Arrowhead will just nerf the game to the point of making it a point and click adventure for anyone who played even a couple hundred hours.
For reference, i barely ever play with randoms.

>>531815314
How about they stop nerfing the enemies instead? ;)

>ze bugs decompose into oil when they die
>yet ze bugs are also supposedly edible

What do they even taste like then?

laser turret good for defense where it can stay away from danger. but for bugs you would just use mines anyways and on bots you would rather use rockets, so its really only good on illuminate where the overseers are small and hard to hit. thats its niche, stacking up over time with so many illuminate

>>531815314
>it's just jump pack, but much shorter range, snappier to use, and quicker to recharge with the option to overcharge it in exchange for health
>is competing in this slot with guard dog, the backpack that plays the game for you, brap dog, the dog that makes the enemy AI stop working for you, shield backpack, an always on hit absorber that doesn't require you to actually make the decision to avoid damage, and supply pack which doubles the effectiveness of your resupplies and also lets you just tank everything with stims anyway
>NOOOO, THIS IS TOO MUCH, IT NEEDS TO GO NOW AIIIIEEEEE
I don't like this, even as bait, just stop.

i dont mean to be a contrarian but i really dont like stratagems all that much. i tend to underuse them quite a bit

>>531816447
whale blubber

>>531816606
t. level 28

>>531816447
Since taste is a loose approximation for nutritional value in food, and bug bodies can power ftl travel, they'd probably taste very rich.

>>531816691
well the most healthy and nutritious foods tend to taste like shit so bugs probably taste awful going by that

>>531813675
Alexus wouldn't dare to touch it since EVERYONE fucking love the Warp pack

>>531812690
I wish pub is this fucking smart, but no they refuse to take EAT even though they're surrounded by 4 hulks in raise the flag mission and cling to his LC or unreloaded RR.

>>531816447
this is a screenshot from rebbit (i found it on google pls dont kill me i swear i dont have an account) to me it seems like chickenish

>>531816606
>ya dude i sure love not throwing nukes and lazers around every 5 seconds
go fucking play search and destroy buddy

>>531816784
So a ribeye basted in butter served with eggs taste bad to you?

GOD THIS WARP PACK IS FUCKING AMAZING

Been using max RPM hmg with it since I got it. Fucking auuuhgh

>>531816936
>HMG
gaybo

>>531816924
that sounds like a heart attack on a plate, I was talking more about shit like broccoli or kale or fish

>>531816447
lobsters

AAAAAAAAAAA FREEEEEDOOOOM
fucking finally I can use the dominator

>>531816691
>Since taste is a loose approximation for nutritional value in food
Where did you hear this? Carbs and fat are just about the best tasting shit there is, and I'll give you one guess as to the nutritional value there.

>>531816116
Me gusta los bichos

>>531817086
Erm, those things taste good too. Steamed broccoli with a bit of salt is delicious.

>IS.. IS THAT.. SOMEONE HAVING FUN?
>WE'LL HAVE TO ROLL OUT THE BALANCE PATCH RIGHT AWAY
>NO TIME FOR BUG FIXES JUST BALANCE THE GAME

>>531817150
I would be okay with eating ze bugs then

>>531817241
Right, and if we were living a hunter-gatherer lifestyle where would we get our fats and carbs from?

>>531817349
Salt being the keyword there, you need to douse them in salts and butters and fats and seasonings to make them even palatable. If there's any reason why the world is full of fat fucks, it's because the healthy stuff indeed tastes like garbage.

So that's why the Epoch has no demolition force. Shouldn't this also apply to both laser stratagems using that logic?

>>531817583
lobsters ARE bugs, anon

>>531817791
Plasma bolts can't melt steel beams.

>>531817791
>impact incendiary grenade can open a crate, destroy a broadcast tower
>super heated plasma ball that can obliterate mechs and tanks can't do it
I'll actually fucking kill him

>>531816447
Anon, real life oil is made of plants and other organic matter. That being said they probably taste like shellfish.

>>531817791
brother... the fucking epoch can melt through fucking TANK ARMOUR
WHY CAN"T IT MELT A SHEET METAL DOOR?!
he's said a lot of stupid thing but this might take the cake

Besides warp pack, I unironically think the laugh emote is the best emote we've gotten in a bit
https://files.catbox.moe/xqsflg.mp4

>>531817225
forgot to post pic, I'm dum

>>531817791
why don't automatons make their armour out of doors
checkmate serbs

>>531817791
What's the difference between armor on a heavily armored enemy and a reinforced door?

>>531817791
TAKE THE MIC AWAY PILESHIDT TAKE IT AWAY HE'S BEING SERBIAN AGAIN

>>531817791
Ok this is so retarded i'm angry.

>>531817791
if plasma has no weight why does the plasma punisher and the purifier stagger enemies as hard as they do?
why can the laser cannon, a cutting beam that uses heat, destroy supply locker doors, but a plasma gun that apparently melts armour via heat can't melt the door?

https://youtu.be/PwFuAXU7a4w?si=LUxKzkxEdbkl1vkl

I swear to god the reaction to this weapon is either ITS FUCKING AMAZING or ITS LIGHT PEN DOGSHIT

>>531817747
I'm just gonna end the convo here because you insist that only unhealthy things can taste good while also thinking steak and eggs aren't some of the healthiest and nutritious things you can eat.

>>531817791
need one of those long cartoon canes to pull this fucking guy off the stage

>>531818165
His was actually inbetween. He said its ergo is terrible but it still does things nothing else can like one shotting hulks and harvesters

>>531817791
FIRE THIS NIGGA ALREADY

>>531818197
I mean eggs sure (provided you aren't dousing them in eggs and butter like you said), but steak literally clogs your arteries and gives you cancer. Red meats aren't good for you, anon.

>>531817791
>once again let your fucking retarded devs speak and spout non-sense instead of leaving this to community managers
I'll never understand. They already had a taste of it. People are already mad because the game is more and more broken. What the fuck are they doing AGAIN ? Is it going to be like this every single summer when they leave Alexus alone at the studio?

>>531818165
>they should improve the ergonomics to 40, 50... I'd even take 60
closed the video there
60. the same as a fucking bullpup assault rifle that probably weighs a third of the thing. nobody wants to have to make sacrifices for powerful fucking weapons, fuck off. wear peak physique if you want the variable to have good eronomics.

>>531818165
its fun. pretty decent all around and you can get into some weird places when shooting all the ammo and using the jetpack

>>531818471
desu ergonomics is a bullshit stat you can play around by being used to it or using PP armor.

>>531818574
Why not… use it and the warp pack instead for maximum mobility…? Remember warp pack can put you in the air and you can still launch yourself a great deal with just the gun alone

>>531818714
didn't have time to grind out that page yet

>>531818078
this made me lol

Apologize.

>>531819071
liberator carbine exists, sorry lil bro

>>531818078
https://youtu.be/hC65UV_nXBo?si=zUfDTbXW0RtMcMyk&t=18

>>531818078
How do you spam it like that?

>>531818165
Fuck you, I explicitly told YT not to recommend me any of this "content creator"'s "content."

>>531817791
>all this seething
Kek

>>531819404
hold down w and press b repeatedly with it already selected.

>alexus allowed to speak again
>immediately attracts the ire of the entire helldivers playerbase immediately, again
all we need is some really bad nerfs on warbond equipment right after it was released and I think we have definitively proved that human history is cyclic

>>531818078
Nice

>>531817791
This guy can't be real. It's literally heat that's as hot as the fucking sun. Of course it's going to do well against a reinforced door.

>>531818078
>the pod drop into cut-off laffing
I fucking love this emote

>>531817791
send this stupid nigger in a reinforced metal container into the sun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MARAUDER

>Decide to try scope
>ADS
>Aim at bot head
>Crosshair directly on it
>Not a headshot
>Try again
>Not a headshot
>Crosshair isnt on bot head
>Headshot
THE CROSSHAIR IS FUCKED, RIGHT? IM NOT FUCKING CRAZY?

>>531817791
SerbianGOD can't stop winning

>>531819725
What's with robogirls and making that fuckass face?

>>531820624
they are asking for correction

>>531820778
They need liberation

>need medals
>just look for random games and look at the timer
>jump in all those that are almost finished
>???
>profit!

>>531820430
All scopes have fucked up zoom now. They aren't zooming in in first person like it did with the 10x scope again. This is like the 3rd fucking time it got reverted

>>531821298
Are the crosshairs misaligned?

>>531820430
Are you moving? If you're moving the reticle center doesn't correspond to where the bullet will be hitting

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242515844532/76561198068408065
LOBBY DECIDES

>>531821446
>failed

>>531821446
Faggot

bots would be more fun if there were twice as many little skelebots and half as many shield niggers

>>531821408
Stationary

>>531821381
Possibly. The AMR scopes were fucked and they might've moved it to every scope now

>>531821831
>bots would be more fun if they were piss easy at the highest difficulty
Go play d1 nigger sounds like exactly what you want. Fuck off

>>531821831
real, those shield faggots are half the reason why eruptor is mandatory against bots

>>531821446
4/4 full

>>531821831
Just fight bugs lmao.

>>531821937
>>531821831
PLAY LOWER DIFFICULTIES YOU STUPID NIGGERS STOP MAKING ENEMIES EVEN EASIER AT HIGHER DIFFICULTIES YOU SHOULDNT BE AT WITH YOUR BITCHING

>>531821831
bots would be more fun if there were half as many heavies and six times as many of everything else

>>531818078
The parade walk is the best one solely because you can do it while marching up the ramp of the pelican and it feels natural.

>>531821831
>shield niggers
That's just the Incineration Corps gimmick. Just wait until the operational parameter's over

>>531821937
>eruptor is mandatory against bots

>>531821857
how far? bullet drop can be pretty aggressive and there is height over bore

>>531821831
An infantry legion subfaction would be great. Just a bunch of little guys.
Grenadiers who spam explosives, little shotgunners who try to get in your face all the time, more accurate skirmisher units, elite assault infantry with more hp.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242495266167/76561198311885451
Completing operations as fast as possible for medals
>pic unrel

>>531822276
is that you?

>>531814003
The funny thing is that unless they nerf it's ability to get into bunkers, I do not care and will bring it alongside a RR if I need to so I don't have to wait for the chucklefucks on my team to come get the one that I see has SC in it with the arrows. The warp pack being fun is nice, but that's not why I'm bringing it.

>>531822396
Nevermind I think the other lobby got the active divers

Man i miss when everyone in this thread were people who started day 1. Now we got some turbo shit takes from level 24 retards who think the game is too hard.

>failed
make new lobby

>>531822284
Was like a 20 foot distance

where is the SC farming session?

bots should have skelly snipers that can see you through smoke but also one hit kill you from across the map if you disturb them

>>531822758
I can't wait for xbros to come aboard so we can scientifically examine which type of console user dumber.

>>531822850
get a job

>>531822928
i have a job. I don't want to spend money that's better spent going towards hookers

>defender
>with vertical grip
>sways like a pistol even when not firing one-handed
I want the names and badge numbers of the swedes that thought this was okay

>>531823043
>can't spare 20 bucks
grim
>>531822910
Who even own an xbox anymore? I'm a Halo fag who stopped at the 360 because halo 4 was cancer.

>>531823146
20 bucks is better spent on a blowjob than avoiding playing a game I like playing

I thought the blob would squeeze out Gay Lever but they can't even liberate the second city in time

Bots win yet another MO

>>531823252
I'd hardly call grinding for SCs playing. I'd rather throw 20 bucks at my favorite game to be able to play it without grinding for the equivalent of 5 bucks an hour.
Also what kind of poverty hookers are you visiting

>>531823112
gun is fucking garbo
t. maxed it to level 25

>>531823393
stfu paypig

>>531823393
wouldn't you like to know!

lobby doko

Whats with people having a jumble of random numbers as their name?

>>531822367
either that or just plane trooper/raider spawn tables would be nice.
while at it they should reintroduce the APC from HD1 and have them replace standard trooper/devs from drops on said table.

>>531823784
Those would be chinks.

>>531817791
>realism only applies when it hinders the player

>>531823146
give me 20 bucks, what are you poor?

lobby doko

Are there any plans to increase the size of the emote wheel
There's 20 emotes

i have a lot of fun in difficulty 5 honestly. love running around shooting bugs :)

What should I upgrade to get better fps?

I am running everything on ultra and getting 40-50fps on higher difficulties. It gets really bad on city center missions.

Would upgrading my GPU be enough? Or should I also upgrade my CPU?

>>531824117
gpu are fine, upgrade your cpu to a 7800x3d

>>531823619
Poorfag
>>531823720
>wouldn't you like to know!
Not really, i'm more of a guy who take a couple hours with quality bitches. But i understand some people want a quick bj too. Hell, i wish i could just be ok with that, that certainly would be less expensive.

>>531824117
you definitely need at least a 4090 to get 60fps on city maps. It might even be worth shelling out for a 5090 if you want to see 65

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242518908783/76561198311885451
SC farm saars

>>531818085
piss/10, great work. i have a long way to go to achieve your perfection

>>531823981
Ok, suck my cock then ;)
>>531824234
Not sure if you are trolling, but its the CPU that gets raped mostly.
t. 4090/7950x3d owner still dipping under 60 in city maps

>EAT
>COMMANDO
>HELLBOMB
I WILL HIT YOU, I WILL HURT YOU, I WILL KILL YOU IN THE CITY. I WILL NOT BE MADE A SLAVE TO THE OPPRESSIVE STEEL TOWERS OF THE SUPER ELITES

>>531824117
Upgrade your cpu

>>531824362
With the power of Swedish coding, even processors that perform trillions of operations per second can be squandered with utmost efficiency.
Well I suppose that's most game devs these days.

Did they rework fortified? It's utterly shit now

>>531824236
Still 2/4

>>531824493
And they still don't have a proper antialiasing solution, or added some form of DLSS/FSR. Other shitty devs at least give you fake frames to cope.

>>531824790
anon... fortified is better than than its ever been because the enemies that do explosive damage, like rocket devastators, actually do more explosive damage than projectile damage now.

>>531824867
>>531824236
We’re starting on invite only, reply if you wanna join

>>531824930
I stopped using AA a while ago realizing they won't fix the fucked up grid textures that appeared patches ago. No AA and Zero sharpening looks tolerable enough on 1080p without the the vaseline filter

>>531825056
I started using some reshade. But the UI is kinda fucked. Still better than their joke of an AA.

>>531824990
Well, I don't like armor stat change

>>531824930
adding DLSS/FRS to this piece of shit game will make it even blurrier, it's already blurry as fuck already

>>531824117
I had to upgrade my CPU to get better performance. Now my GPU is the bottleneck to higher frames.

>>531824930
Actually the in-game upscaling is a modified version of FSR 1, which is so fucking retarded.

if they end up doing a halo warbond what weapons might they choose?

>trying the epoch
>crap damage against any heavy tougher than a hulk
>too slow firing for effective mobbing
>has the brilliant feature to self-ack if you want more damage than a hand grenade
>cant break factories with a vent shot
>cant break bug holes
>cant even kill a tranny tower
>frequently doesn't shoot straight
Yep, into the >>>/trash/ it goes.

>>531825346
I know, i meant an actual recent and good version.

>>531825437
Skill iss-ACKKKKKKKKK

>>531825051
>failed

>>531824184
>>531824234
>>531824362
>>531824376
So what should I upgrade then? I’m not sure if I should upgrade both cpu and gpu.

>>531825348
the only UNSC weapons that don't already have something equivalent in helldivers are the spartan laser and the warthog gauss cannon

>>531825645
>splaser
Bro, your Quasar?
>gauss cannon
Bro, your Autocannon?

>>531825553
Just openned, say shalom or boot

>>531825348
I'd choose: Halo ce magnum, ODST smg, plasma nades, and have the warbond introduce weapon skins. The halo sniper for AMR, and fuel rod cannon for Epoch.

>>531825689
neither of those examples are equivalent, no

>>531825710
>failed

>>531825632
upgrade both if you have the money, but CPU should be your number 1 priority

>>531825632
Your gpu is fine if you don't plan to go at 4k. The game is mostly a cpu hog. Though a gpu upgrade makes more sense if helldivers isn't your main game.

>>531825793
We were in a mission maybe thats why it didnt change? Try now, sorry

>>531825348
Quasar is literally a spartan laser if you think about it

>>531825891
still failing

>swiggers have an obsession with weapons you can overcharge and kill yourself with
Do I have a collab pitch for (You)!

>>531825348
Forget weapon, I want red stratagem. MAC cannon strike would be a good start.

>>531825772
>neither of those examples are equivalent,
how the fuck is the quasar not equivalent to the spartan laser?
>both shoulder mounted
>both have a charge up delay
>both are anti-armour weapons
>both utilize energy rather than a physical projectile
>neither have any drop or drag
the only difference is the quasar fires a bolt while the spartan laser is a (very short lasting) beam

>>531825929
woopwoopWOOPWOOOPWOOPWOOOPWOOPWOOOPWOOPWOOOPWOOPWOOOPWOOPWOOOP

>>531825804
>>531825828
What mother board should I get? Is the Z890M good?

>>531825929
>can shoot through walls
>can rocket jump with it
>easy to notice sound cue
The Epoch are none of that

>>531826065
>>>/g/

Surge of bad players is so bad im turning on crossplay

>>531825927
What the fuck. Reseting game maybe that fixes it? steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242520462836/76561198311885451

>>531826116
Please help me. I’m desperate to upgrade.

>>531826057
spartan laser is effectively magazine fed, cannot be reloaded and fires a laser

Is a 5800XT high enough CPU to not get bottlenecked by this game or do I have to move of AM4?

>>531826009
No sweetie. We have a MAC Cannon at home.

>>531826065
just copy my specs

>>531826226
>>531826065
consult /pcbg/ in /g/

>>531826337
>only 4tb
where do you keep your porn?

>>531826337
>5080
>1920x1080

>>531826328
MAC Cannon is the railcannon strike with an additional 500kg explosion on impact.
It's another limited use stratagem, maybe 4 per mission.

>>531826154
NIGGER NIGGER NBIGGER I WAS PICKING MY LOADOUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>531826337
how would he copy your specs if it doesn't even say what cpu you have

>>531818165
It's balanced, and its the missing link for what peak physique needed this entire time.

>>531826542
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242520719000/76561198032566913
NON-NIGGER LOBBY BOTS D10

>Farmed new warbond.
>Finally started to actually play.
>Realised that this is the same shit that was on release with minimal changes.
>Got fucking bored in less than an hour.
>Probably delete the game because it's like 140gb.
>>531825437
I don't see what its purpose is. It feels like an unfinished early concept, you can't even put it in safe mode like a railgun
Same with the laser turret, they had an idea and didn't even think to balance it or come up with a purpose for it. I generally don't like laser guns because they just feel boring and unfinished.
I hate sweden so much

>>531826542
YOU HAVE TO SAY SHALOM WHEN YOU COME IN WHATS YOUR NAME

>>531825154
Blurry with frames atleast. AA is already blurry with no increase to performance

>>531826412
I keep them inside my 20TB NAS
>>531826465
I'm saving up for picrel (LG 45gr95qe)
>>531826623
it's a 9800x3d, but you don't need a monster CPU like that to play HD2, a 7800x3d should be enough

>>531826648
>>Got fucking bored in less than an hour.
>>Probably delete the game because it's like 140gb.
see you tomorrow for your next whine session

>>531822910
this general is going to go to shit on august, old /hdg/ will die on that day. no one will ever remember flutetroon

>>531822276
She looks cute and like she'd give good head.

>>531821937
nigga just use crossbow its better and not fucking slow

>>531826751
Have sex.

>>531825348
SPNKR rocket launcher. We don’t have a 2 shot per reload, homing rocket launcher. They could add the ODST SMG as a way to introduce suppressors. Not a gun but the Mongoose would be a good addition as well.

>>531826748
Will a 7800x3d and 3080 be enough for 1440 max? Or should I upgrade gpu too?

>>531827265
Mongoose would be a goated addition but only if it also got skins.

>>531821937
This. Explosives in general. Those shield niggers are just a precision / boom check

>>531827265
>SPNKR rocket launcher
Backpack, Disposable, or Neither?

>>531827368
Yes, I already told you your gpu is fine, just need a better cpu and ur all set.

>>531827265
Instead you'll get a warthog skin for the current car, a suppressed (cosmetic only) smg that can't be customised, and an armour lock emote

>>531827529
What if I upgrade to 4080?

>>531827173
>naked potato
>suggests sex
what did xhe mean by this

I think i did the tutorial wrong.

>>531827703
THEN YOU WILL GET EVEN MORE FPS, STOP ASKING DUMBASS QUESTION ONG BRO SKIBIDI RIZZ

why do the driver and front passenger positions of the car have roof hatches anyway

>shoot variable in total mode while mid-air with the jumppack
>just kills the momentum and makes you drop awkwardly to the ground instead of flinging you around
lame

>>531827457
I would say neither but you would get one reload to align with source material. I know the big launchers don’t work that way in HD2 but I think they could make an exception.

>>531827408
their shields block explosions completely so erupter isnt better than anything else. you still need to hit the parts that count.

I suck at this game. I can't bring enough AT clear out heavies in random groups in bot cities. No matter how hard I try. I just keep dying and dying. No matter how many heavies I kill. There is always one too many. And my passive squad members who don't bring any AT can't do anything.

>>531828045
Just use the Autocannon my nigga

>>531827876
Have you tried not shooting it in the direction you're travelling.

>>531827831
stop spoonfeeding

The teleport backpack is absolutely PEAK, and between competent hands, its a game changer. But i don't see it being of much use to random retards. They won't touch it.
I can now larp as a space marine in terminator armor using deep strike.

>>531825348
I feel like the Battle Rifle is a strong contender if only because we have so many assault rifles as-is and a proper fast-firing burst weapon still isn't something we have a dedicated primary for. Ignoring that the LibCarbine and Tenderizer can both go into burst fire at high RPMs, since those are side functions and not the entire premise of the weapon, I imagine the BR would work as a near laser-accurate light pen gun that shits out damage in bursts.

>>531827876
Animetard ...

>>531827868
emergency exits, or alternative entrances for an up-armored chassis/variant

>>531828239
>playing with some gamer dads
>decide to give each one so they can try it
>one immediately complains on mic about the range
>the other kills himself by spamming it
>"this thing sucks lol"

>

>>531828491
See? We're safe.

>>531827457
backpack, 3 reloads, 8 shots total, commando damage.

8 or 4 kills against: hulks, chargers, and tanks depending if you hit their eye, butt, and heatsinks, or their body, head, or front turret respectively. 8 kills against impalers, 4 kills against bile titans, and 2 kills against factory striders.
That puts it better than the RR against low tier heavies (but only with weakspot hits) but worse against high tier heavies.

>>531816534
You can warp through walls with it. You can warp small ledges up and down. You can warp 2 times with it in row with full charge. You can warp to any direction and even from mid air, even when charging prone you can jump mid air. Prone to running warp is quicker than prone to jet jump.
It feels amazing to control.
Issue isn't hoe powerful warp is.
It feels amazing to use. Too good on hd2 stantard. That makes it feel like best gem in the game.

Can you separate warp and climb button? Only issue is climbing take preference from warp. When I want to warp somewhere and there is small object like dragon thoot. I end up climbing it instead.

>>531827597
>an armour lock emote
I'm not sure how to feel about this one.

>>531828491
When ever I drop it to randoms. they just end up killing someone with it. Even if they are high level.
Mind of regular player is mystery

>>531827957
No it doesn't I grenade pistol them ALL the time

>>531828631
>Can you separate warp and climb button?
Of fucking course lmao

>>531828045
sometimes you just gotta disengage, buddy. you arent always gonna have the means to take down everything so you gotta have backup plans. carry termites amd ultimatum to kill chasers. pyrotechs can make short work of fac striders. your support weapon is gonna determine how long you can hang in the shit without withdrawing but dont feel like you cant make a tactical retreat and regroup when needed.

>>531828239
When they give us melee worth a fuck, it's going to be fucking insane.

HMG full auto though and just unloading into giant bugs is the best we got.

>>531828239
You have so much control over it. Direction. Any Position. Mid air. Only times you can't is knocked back and climbing.
Over usage is tied to charge metter rather than fixed levels. You don't even need to fully charge it for safe warp. And you can take 50% of your health with it and set yourself on fire with most dangerous warp.
If you get good at distance and elevation difference. You are unstoppable with it.
It might even be possible to negate fall damage with it if you warp just before hitting ground with it.

>>531828736
if you shoot a grenade at their shield i guarantee they survive it. youre probably hitting feet or head. I've had them shrug off EAT and RR rounds that hit the shield like they took no damage at all. the point is you need to hit the weak points, nothing goes through the shield - it's completely impenetrable

>>531828838
>try to warp up stairs
>helldiver instead climbs up every single one of them

>>531828620
A commando with two shots that you could reload but don't need a backpack for would be a good addition to the roster. It'd sit in a nice middle ground between all the other launchers that are there in both damage and utility.

>>531828848
I do all that. Last round I pushed to objective. Took down 5 hulks 2 war striders. Then died to 6th hulk. But only becouse hulk came at me with body turned. So I couldn't take it down with senator.
Only to have to come back and start pushing for same objective again. Game would be so much easier if people actually killed 1 or 2 heavies. Or actually did objectives.
I feel like I need to have commando and eta in incel warstrider seed.

>>531828849
Shame shield takes same slot as warp. Pummeler. Melee. Shield and warp. Kino

>>531829160
Next one will be non explosive short range AT. Without backbag.
Some kinda pilediver/stake gun
After that it's heavy flamer/melta gun that fires long range fire shot like incel hulks.

>>531829160
>but don't need a backpack for
you don't just load in new rockets, you swap out the entire dual-tube assembly, which is quite long. if the WASP launcher and he SPEAR needs a backpack so does the SPNKR

>>531829430
I know that's how they'd want to do it even though the HMG doesn't need a bag to carry those massive drums of ammo but with the ability to also have a backpack stratagem it'd be a nice choice without totally obsoleting the commando.

>>531828239
It's a blink. If I've learned anything from other games over the last decade, it's that blinks are always OP as fuck.

What about the fuel rod gun instead

>>531829757
I don’t think they’d ever include covenant weapons in a Halo crossover, only USNC stuff. If they did, the needler and sticky grenades would be unique additions to our current armory.

>>531828239
>>531828491
Ive yet to kill myself with it. Ive even had people going "uhhhh how do i use it???" There are some serious mouth breathers in this game.

>>531829938
UNSC*

>>531829938
>stick enough needles up a Charger's ass to make Freddie Mercury jealous
>game crashes
I can see it clear as day

>>531817791
for anyone as angry about this as me, file the ticket on https://arrowhead.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new
Try to make it sound neutral and well thought so they can't disregard your ticket as spam/angery player.
I personally wrote about epoch being inconsistent with the armor piercing it offers and visual representation of the explosion it does on enemies and on the player if you overcharge it. It should open crates and close holes.

pic unrelated, attention grabbing image

>>531829747
You still need other equipment to compliment it and skills to back it up. It's not like RR that's just universal I win button or chair against bots in good map. Where you just point it and win.

>>531830096
should be pregnant with terminid eggs.

can someone link the sc and medal arrow mods?

mortar emplacements should fire incendiary shells on incel corps missions

>>531830096
I would be fine with demoforce. If ques were changed. Right now proper que is when compression happens. Not flashing light and beeping sound.
You have to watch the gun or git gud enough to feel it. Not just point at enemy when you see the flash and hear the beep.

Pumping brood commanders full of my seed.

the real halo weapons we're missing are the plasma pistol, gravity hammer, and needler

>>531831090
>gravity hammer
this
the game desperately needs a melee option that isn't terrible

>all that seething over the Epoch being unable to close holes and destroy fabs
>done for the sake of "balance" because the game is already braindead
>"Actually plasma can obliterate and stagger bots, but it can't destroy doors for lore reasons kekaroo"
>NOOOO I WANT NEW WEAPON TO DO EVERYTHING KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF!!!!
>same warbond with the best assault rifle/shotgun in the game, with the warp pack on top
Honestly, I can't hate him anymore.

>find ongoing missions button added
>some youtuber must've told people that once the pelican launches the mission is done and you get your rewards
>all these motherfuckers that show up now only after I've dropped, and then leave the second the pelican is airborne
Arrowhead, why are you encouraging the quickplay retards to be even more annoying?

>>531831090
a big ass hammer would be amazing

>>531831239
kill yourself alexus

>>531831314
A hammer that also generates a D20 explosion hurting everything that isn't touching the wielder

>>531831350
How about you kill yourself instead, you fucking plebbitor, lmao.

why are sentries allowed to target dropships that none of them can ever damage

>>531831239
>and destroy fabs
Alexus, did you forget to playtest it? It does destroy fabs. It doesn't destroy UFOs and Bug Nests for some reason, despite a fucking GAS grenade somehow having the destructive force necessary to do it.
It's time for your surstromming and shock session again, dear.

>>531831239
Fuck of Alex

>>531831239
>>531831452
AH should have left you to rot in the surströmming basements, Alexus

>>531831314
i fucking hate huge nigger asses and enormous cow tits on women jesus christ why do coomers have such dogshit taste in beauty. it's even worse whenever like 3/4 of the mods for this game on nexus are in the same vein, just turning divers into coombait. what the fuck is the appeal? what is the matter with you """people""" like seriously

>>531831502
They didnt test flag. They bragged how much code it.took to make it plantable o enemy corpse. And they didn't test it.
That's nuts

>>531831469
>none of them can ever damage
they do, but at least AC blasts any bot cargo on the dropships

>>531810804
Why are there so many unironic shills in these threads?

>>531831652
I hate to break this to you but pretty much every human culture on earth has been fantasizing about huge asses and tits since prehistory

>>531831871
OK coomer

>>531831652
settle down pvritan its just 'toons

>>531831871
Even Asians?
how would they even fantasize about something not readily available to them?

>>531832178
Some asians have humongous assets, it's something all human subspecies are capable of given the right diet, genealogy and genetic lottery outcome.

Which portable weapons can kill picrelated the fastest?

>>531832178
>how would they even fantasize about something not readily available to them?
>fantasize
>fantasy
Anon.

>>531832393
I'm pretty sure that's an instant kill with RR, EAT and maybe commando

>>531832393
single commando rocket to the joint

>>531832393
if we're talking heavy pen and not at, then amr, only 3-4 shots if i remember

>>531831502
To be fair, brap nades having enough demolition force to destroy towers and doors is just retarded.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242526109089/76561199108851031
d10 squids or bugs

Epoch can destroy
>spore mushrooms
>shrieker nests
>bot fabs, big and small, but no special damage when shooting the vent
>UFOs, but not to the door, only the body
>every single heavy in the game, including ones that are made entirely of metal
Epoch cannot destroy
>shipping container doors
>chain link fences
>cell towers
>dirt holes
It just feels like a fucking bug. It's not a "balancing decision." It's just a really stupid fucking bug, and they should not persist that it was intentional.

>>531832635
It's almost like someone decided that grenades should universally have the ability to do the thing players are trained to do with grendes, throw them into the hole to destroy the thing. Destroying towers is a consequence of that objective not having been changed since launch. Shit's very fucking old and very inconsequential in the missions it spawns in.

But, back on topic. You know who was running balance when they made it so gas grenades can destroy UFOs?
Now who's running balance when the shock grenade can't?
Gee, I wonder why there's a sudden departure in accept conventions for weapon performance...
https://youtu.be/Ssnw2GA657s

>>531832393
Variable one shots to the eye.

>>531832891
2/4

if it can't remove spawners it's not a genuine explosive weapon end of story

>"uhhh, I totally didnt just spawn out of your FOV and fire a perfectly placed rocket to force a death and ruin your spree. You just didnt see me :)"

>>531832393
The upper legs can be oneshot with the commando.

>>531832393
laser canon
slowfry that squid

>>531832891
3/4

sound in this game doesn't make any sense, I can absolutely play without it at all with the same result

>>531832415
I could jerk it to some hottie I saw on the streets, but I couldn't imagine different body proportions on her

>>531832891
full

>>531832891
i need bots

>>531817791
Someone, please. FFS. spam the arrowhead studios accounts on all accounts with the following

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGpFEv1-mAo

>>531833404
im tired of bots unc

>>531833520
shoot that guy

>>531829171
yeah could just be your teammates. but from what you said it could also be you're overextending and trying to do everything yourself because you're kind of confident. maybe your teammates werent in a position to help because you over-extended. or maybe they just suck, idk. but if you're in a position where you need to take down more than 5 or 6 heavies at once, theres a good chance your position is rough and you're in trouble. maybe railgun or hmg, strafing run, stun grenade wouldve helped you in that situation.

>>531832393
Railgun, but instead of the hip you shoot the foot.

>>531833520
weak

somehow ukroserb returned

>531833659
who

keep the namedropping and thread personality bullshit to your home gacha shithole thread thanks

>>531833682
>>531833790
....he's talking about alexus

...but keep the robutts coming

>container doors, bug holes, and nigger rigged propaganda towers are reinforced according to alexus

d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242527140251/76561198066017633

Imprisoned once more in the cum and joke mines of Cyberstan

>>531833913
Do you guys not have grenades?

>>531833839
-then we can dig it.

>>531834035
YOU ALSO MADE THE NEW GRENADE UNABLE TO DESTROY THEM YOU FUCK

>>531834089
was about to say this

>>531833913
>nigger rigged propaganda towers
What?

>>531833362
Your lack of imagination is unfortunate.

================================
ATTENTION: IT IS NOW BROWN HOUR
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>>531833839
I thought Arrowhead was Swiggerstani

>>531834452
I'm down with brown town

>>531834452
Personally, I think rape should be legal, and if you disagree you should lower the difficulty.

>>531833939
2/4

>>531833939
ful

>>531831239
>new one handed energy AT weapon
>oh boy I hope it does everything the quasar cannon does because I hate the quazar cannon
>it does not do thing quazar cannon does
>it is in fact a new weapon with pros and cons to the quazar
>oh no people actually have a reason to choose other AT weapons for different situations
literally 1984 I can't believe arrowhead would do this
>"Actually plasma can obliterate and stagger bots, but it can't destroy doors for lore reasons kekaroo"
Honestly that's easily handwaved by saying "the blast cooks biological matter from inside like a microwave times a thousand" or some shit like that, seeing as it's an energy weapon rather than a typical explosive.

Personally I think the Epoch needs a little work but overall is a cool new addition. Rather than being like the Quazar Cannon it's more like a Commando that you can reload, with the downside that it requires skill to not kill yourself with and it can't destroy structures. I don't think it's great in its current state because it's too finnicky and punishing, but I don't think it's downright bad either. People who expected it to just be quazar cannon 2.0 with no downsides were delusional from the start.

so now that you know how good it feels to get elevation with the warp pack you vote in favor of the vertical traversal backpack right?

>>531834414
Epoch can't destroy illegal broadcast towers
you know, the ones that can be nuked with a grenade pistol

>Bug MOs
>Kill the bugs
>Bot MO
>Kill the bots BUT HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT THIS RANDOM SQUID ATTACK! GO DO IT OR FAIL THE MO BECAUSE OF SOME VAGUE CONNECTION! UH OH! LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED THE SQUID BIT! WHO COULDVE PREDICTED THAT?!"

>>531835346
>Oopsie! You now have to eat shit for the next three days!
Squids have become the de facto rig mechanic for Joel because he knows nobody gives a shit about them.

>>531810006
I type it too fast, there’s a 75% chance sweden wont let me throw the ball without 3 tries

>>531835452
Thats isnt just me then.

>>531831239
>>531817791
Just say it would be too good instead of apple flavored bacon cope that just makes you look like a fucking retard who doesn't know what they are doing.

>Equipped base Liberator because I haven't used it in a while
>Joined some random chink lobby
>At the end of the mission it goes from lvl 16 all the way to max level
Hm...

SWITCH MY VARIABLE RIFLE TO TOTAL
AS THE FOUNDING SUPER FATHERS INTENDED
UNLEASH 49 ROUNDS OF PATRIOTISM STRAIGHT INTO THE HULK'S BACK

objective
gas is in C but its funnier to see retards instantly replying and losing their minds because their precious gas bond is ridiculed

>>531836441
urban legends is quite bad other than the AT emplacement

>>531836441
>chemical agents
>bad
Okay are you actually just dumb? The Gas Grenades practically neuter bugs as a faction by itself let alone the Gas Dog. The Stim pistol isn't necessarily good, but it is great utility for pre-stimming with the experimental stims
>democratic detonation not in S
This is incredibly dumb. Thermite, Grenade Pistol, and Crossbow are all incredibly strong and versatile weapons in tiers of their own.
>Newest warbond is somehow the strongest
Man, talk about a recency bias. The portal pack is good for mobility, but the opportunity cost is high; all of the other content are niche sidegrades at best.

You're a damn fool, anon. I'm not even going to entertain the idea of reading the rest of your silly ass post only because of how bad these two are placed. How'd I do? Is this good enough, anon?

if everyone wore heavy armor and didn't panic stim every time they took damage, stim pistol would be best in slot

>>531836974
sorry faggot
your precious gas grenade (the single worthwhile item in the entire bond) just got hard powercreeped by arc nades.
sucks to suck

I turretmaxx on cities orbitals get blocked by buildings and eagle-1's flight paths and usually impeccable strafe pattern is retarded

>>531836974
>This is incredibly dumb. Thermite, Grenade Pistol, and Crossbow are all incredibly strong and versatile weapons in tiers of their own.
none of those are good
the eruptor is good
thermite is irrelevant ever since sparkler nades exist

>>531837137
sorry, I need those gas grenades to close bug holes when I'm low on grenade pistol rounds, because the flamethrower can't close them and that's all I bring to bugs

yes, the gas grenade, the grenade with no explosive components? I need that to seal holes in the ground

Does the -50% damage to limbs armor reduce the limb damage to main health transfer as well? Or does it just prevent crippling and do nothing for health?

>>531837308
correct

>>531836441
Actual list.

>me reinforcing in after losing my gear

>>531837370
>sc farming
now i know that you don't play the game above D1
>s
gas bond has nothing good except for nades, 1 item doesnt make a warbond "S" tier
detonation is not as good as it used to be
>ceremony D
the grenade invalidates every heavy on the bot front, it also instakills impalers and holds off an entire voteless horde
You're a damn fool, anon. I'm not even going to entertain the idea of reading the rest of your silly ass post only because of how bad these three are placed.

>>531837534
>gas bond has nothing good except for nades, 1 item doesnt make a warbond "S" tier
t. someone who has never in their life used the Dog Breath. The thing literally makes Predator Strain and Squid chaff irrelevant.

>>531837461
reddit list
>>531837591
>perma-bugdiver, 0 bot kill 0 squid kill posting tier list
opinion discarded

>>531837534
>1 item doesnt make a warbond "S" tier
It does if it trivializes the hardest (sub)faction in the game. Also it's 2 items, not 1, the grenades aren't even the selling point.

>>531836061
Just chink things

>>531837534
>detonation is not as good as it used to be
On what fucking planet? The Eruptor in its current state is the best the gun has ever been in terms of damage to consistency. The Crossbow is the best one-handed weapon in the game. The Grenade Pistol and Thermites are in every second loadout across the playerbase. DD is the only Warbond where 4 items have ever been considered meta and still are.

>>531837662
false

>>531817791
that's not that bad.
It's retarded that it can't open crates, but it's not some huge fucking deal people make it out to be.
It actually gives weight to taking grenades that aren't utility like frags.

>>531837057
if i didn't panic stim i'd be dead by then

>>531817791
>Meanwhile the gas grenade can destroy bug holes and fabricators

>>531837723
>>531837780
false

>>531836441

>>531837828
Oh I see, it's the classic retard "pretends" to be retarded episode. Hope the cheap dopamine rush was worth it.

>>531837851
finally a good fucking tier list
gas bond and detonation in the correct tier

>>531837483
literally most satisfying shit

>>531837921
someones upset because their precious gasshit sucks dick now
get powercreeped moron hahaha

Reminder to ignore anybody who posts like they're writing a haiku (>>531837778). Reason being this is how Muslims and brownoid-adjacents structure their language due to writing right to left. It was to prevent ink smudging. You'll also consistently notice they never use capital letters, this is because capitalization doesn't exist in these sorts of brown languages.

>>531838076
im not that guy but personally i try to avoid going over 100 words per post.

im that guy
im gonna format all my posts like this from now on
just to piss you off

>>531832891
2/4 again, one last mission, squid or bugs

>>531838367
An anon startled
By all the browns in this thread
Writing in haikus

nigger nigger poo
nigger nigger nigger jew
stinky fishy stew

Bot cities fucking suck

>>531838557
Cities fucking suck*
I hate how much cities knee cap reds, when they're already pretty under powered outside of eagles.

>>531838650
My favourite is the eagle strafing run. That is pure gambling in cities.

>>531838650
>[Your orbital barrage will begin in exactly 2 minutes, please wait.]

>>531838457
3/4

>>531838557
>>531838650
cities are great.
i only hate that SEAF is constantly out to kill you

>>531838743
I was admittedly malding pretty hard today when using that.
Like I thought I understood how it worked, but it just feels random each time

Its never been more over. Gaellivare has fallen. Billions must dive.

>>531837851
luv me dynamite
simple as

>>531838457
full

>>531838770
I treat any enemy as a grenade waiting to go off if seaf are near me. Has saved my ass more than 20 times now.

which cowboy hat mod do you guys use

>>531837851
real list
Talon is the best investment of SC

>its fucking bald
Wheres the god damn cowboy hat, swiggers? You had one fucking job. Im contacting the EU Human Rights Council, this is literally fraud.

Would be sort of cool if you could toggle the hat on and off, but I'm honestly glad they just didn't bother adding one in the first place.

>>531839498
>making cosmetic demands from a game riddled with bugs

>>531839727
not my problem, chuddie

I want Arrowhead to host an annual competition to get flown out to Sweden for [Appropriate Time Period] so fans can record new voice lines for our Helldivers.

>Joel pulls stupidly unreasonable attacks and invasions out of his ass for "nail biters"
>lose planets as a result
>everyone stops bothering to participate in the MO since it's lost anyway
>MO then becomes a forced loss thanks to Joel's shenanigans
When the fuck is he going to learn from this? It's not fucking fun to force players to lose planets out of nowhere, and people stop playing on the MO planets when they don't see the point.

Should I buy Warrant

>heavy explosive plasma that can punch through tank armor
>can't break a chain-link fence
make it make sense, these apples taste like a bacon

>>531840347
it's cool. Not good but its cool to go pew pew pew with.

I think it's a missed opportunity to force megacities into a full operation format. I'd prefer individual megacity missions in operations with regular and colony maps. Then one day they could make a city outskirts biome that's a mix of megacity aesthetic and regular map, maybe with some colony-style mini settlements on the side that's opposite to the city border.

>Anon asks for call in time reduction
>litterally changes the (call in time) not the cooldown


YOU FOOL!

>colonies are like 500m at most from one side to the other
>still full of cars and car centric architecture
why not just walk?
colonies are literal walled communities, it's no like you can even drive around outside
who the fuck needs a car when everything is like 5 minutes on foot at a very leisurely pace?

>>531840347
>putting your life into the hands of the dogshit lock-on system
Its your funeral.

>>531841365
hell divers are like 9 foot tall cat girl amazonian women, so it makes sense the city looks so small to them.

>>531841365
At the edges of each colony there are downward facing ramps that lead into what appear to be vaults or bunkers, but a bit of reading shows that they're underground roadways that lead to what are probably other colonies. Also it's funny satire lol.

>>531841365
>why not just walk?
because the car is the symbol of american FREEDOM

what a good day

>release stun warbond
>nerf stun build-up in the nexz big update
why is AH like this

>>531841519
They're actually 7-ft tall Amazonian goddesses

Those ragdoll walkers are annoying. Looks like we are back to the old days.

>>531843227
>>nerf stun
>*fix bug that inadvertently made stun build up get applied multiplicatively based on player count
should they have never fixed the ps5 host bug that made all support weapons do 10 times the damage they should have against bile titans? did you complain about that fix?

>hulks absolutely trivialised by the laser cannon
>devastators and below aren't much of a threat
>new walkers seem to have no clear weakness
Aside from airstrikes and such, how am I meant to destroy these? Am I meant to use the ultimatum and treat them like tanks?

also;
>factory striders nerfed by taking off their cannons
lame ngl

>>531843521
no, because instakilling everything is obviously broken
but stun was already bad, why bother fixing a bug that makes it a bit better? It's like back when they fixed the bug that allowed the flamethrower to roast charger legs through the armor when that was its only redeeming feature.

>>531843685
>>new walkers seem to have no clear weakness
>Aside from airstrikes and such, how am I meant to destroy these?
legs, crotch, and ideally the joint connecting the legs to the crotch

>>531843685
legs or leg joint for shit like the AC or LC
crotch for AT weapons (thermites also work there)
don't shoot the head
also spear oneshots it

So we retake Gayllivare or what?

>>531844284
nah
why bother with this scripted MO

>we lose this MO
>in the coming weeks bots push all the way to Super Earth and invade
>we're about to lose Earth
>suddenly Xbox players come and decisively turn the tide
>the Master Chief becomes canon and leads the charge defeating the bots
ADMIT IT WOULD BE FUCKING KINO

>>531844836
Too bad the war is percentage based, so xbox niggers will have zero impact

>xbox players join
>bug front percentage increases

>>531843685
>how am i meant to destroy tanky enemies?
>looks at anti-tank stratagems
>uhm, no chuddie, those are LE CRUTCH! we only use light pen in this house

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1m38q8s/joined_an_operation_where_all_the_bots_were/

HOLY KINO

>>531843685
1 commando
1 eat
1 quasar
1 rr
1 spear
2 fullcharge epoch balls
2 ~130% railgun shots
5 amr shots
they were created to hardcounter lasercannon niggers.

>>531844836
>Crossplay: OFF

Odds of Helldivers 2 mentioning the spirit of fire?

>>531845932
downvoted, go buy an ad stupid nigger

>>531844836
Pure Hollywood slop

>>531845932

>>531846000
>xbox port launches
>Pillar/Spirit added to prefixes, Autumn/Fire added to suffixes
How much we betting on this being the case. You can already name your ship Hammer of Dawn so I don't see this as being far-fetched.

>>531845932
Holy fuckmothering R*ddit

>>531846000
>>531844836
Why are you absolutely obsessed with Halo shit that not even Halofags want in Helldivers? You're getting a couple of ODST armor sets and some UNSC weapons, that's it, that's assuming a Halo Warbond even happens.

interesting bug found
animation is stuck in a running/walking type pose and camera doesn't change direction of the pose, allowing for omni-runnning.
https://files.catbox.moe/tvbchn.mp4

What is the most plain & vanilla jack-of-all trades loadout?

>>531847108
Starting armor
Liberator
Peacemaker
HE grenade
OPS
Strafing run
MG
EAT
Vitality booster

>>531847434
I mean, isn't that what a new Helldiver would get out of the gate?

>>531847108
B-01
Liberator
Verdict
HE Grenade
Strafing Run
Supply Pack
EATs
MG Sentry
Hellpod Optimization

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242537913930/76561197999485174
Bawts D10

>>531848102
2/4

>>531848102
3/4

>>531848102
Full

>>531845932
Reddit but that should be basegame bots

>>531847434
>>531847815
Still weird to me that the bog standard frag grenade with the Helldivers logo on it is in Steeled Veterans, and the HE Grenade is the stock. Feels like that was a complete unintentional fuck up by Arrowhead.

>>531849565
You do have a point.

>new light anti-tank support weapon
>has the demolitions force of a pistol
>overcharge suicide feature for a 7-minute replacement weapon that has no safe mode, because funy
>half the shots whiff anyway

>>531849565
Half the launch armors have the wrong passives, but Arrowhead is afraid to touch them because they might upset the five people still using them.

>>531849720
does the railgun's safe mode ever even get used?

just a quic reminder to all poor fags ITT you don't need the warp pack to enter the bunkers solo

>>531850185
>have warp pack
>call in car
>drive around at the speed of sound from bunker to bunker using the warp pack to enter them
vs
>don't have warp pack
>call in car
>get to a bunker
>call in cope mech
>use it to get in bunker
>ditch car
>slowly walk the mech to next bunker

>>531850506
>slowly

>>531850580
It's slower than just sprinting and obviously WAY slower than the car.

I am not playing on gaylover that fog is aids

>>531850698
i hope we get the motorcycle soon

SC farm for a bit
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242540067086/76561198025334742

>>531849806
I'm still irritated that the first light and heavy armor you're supposed to unlock don't also just have the extra 50 armor value. Give me the default for each category goddamnit.

>>531851386
Nvm game crashed

>>531836441
Gas Guard Dog is top tier vs squids and bugs, predator strain specially.

>>531851936
no one seriously thinks this

Pack is S+ tier, but the epoch is kinda rough around the edges.
I wanna say it's fine but I'd remove the overcharge blow up stuff honestly. While silly, it's really hard to use when you're fucking around with your buddies.

>>531851981
No one thats used it disagrees with that statement.

>>531851985
Add a safe mode with the current fully charged damage and unsafe mode with EAT level damage

>>531851985
It could use an optional safe mode, but the real problem is the spread, which is bugged, and the demo force, which is pathetic.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242541419326
d10

>>531851507
Explosive heavy is effectively the default. It makes you immune to face nades

>>531849819
I use it all the time on squids because safe mode is enough to head shot overseers. And you need to wait till they stop moving to snipe

>another failed bot MO
It's all the PC cucks and their shitbox toasters, bots are the least hardware intensive faction.

>>531852331
Lobby is private dumb

>>531852386
>game is 80% CPU 20% GPU
>posts 8 gig grafix card
ok, retard

>>531852293
I wouldn't bother using it for bug holes honestly.
I do hate the spread.

>>531852154
That'd be good. But only if overcharge is like eat tier explosive damage in an aoe too with a fuck off huge radius.
I'd always risk it when it's about to come off cool down

>>531852334
>Explosive heavy is effectively the default
The issue is that you get TWO heavy armors with fortified, and TWO light armors with scout, and that's gay as hell.

>>531852331
>>531852534
my bad, try again
2/4

>>531852540
I can hear you mashing keys thats how mad you are, why do you have a reddit keyboard anyway?

>>531851936
I don't like losing a strategem spot for the guard dog, and I rarely pick it, but it's a great choice in squid diving

Variable ergo is worse than base eruptor, what the fuck?

>>531852743
It's the light pen equivalent of jar and eruptor.
It'll get buffed tho like ammendment.

>>531852331
full

HOW ABOUT NOW SUCKER?

>>531812674
they make helldiapers just for players like you

>Warp Pack is tested to be SLIGHTLY faster than Jump pack on flat terrain and uphill
>Jump pack just have advantage on downhill

Bros? Its gonna get nerfed aint it

>>531853202
They need to give jump pack two charges to keep up

>>531851981
Anybody with a functioning brain knows this. Gas Dog makes swarms a fucking joke.

>Stalkers
>Chargers
>Voteless
>Overseers
>Fleshmobs

All of these and every lesser enemy within a 20 meter radius of you is perpetually confused and taking DOT damage, because it intelligently always jumps to another target not afflicted by gas.

>>531853202
Also, no ragdolling

>>531853202
yes
>epoch can't aim for shit
>knock gun is light pen with a meme alt fire mode + worse than adjudicator
>laser sentry kills itself because it's in the worst warbon
->
>warp pack gets nerfed to become worse than a bloodborne dodge
>devs release a new warbond with a dodge jetpack

>>531852998
what armor level do the walls of a container have?

Why does the epoch even have a variable charge when every shot below 100% is piddly pissball that does fuck all damage? There's no situation were you don't want to charge it within a hair of exploding.

>stun grenades stun bike titans on release
>Too strong

>Urchins stun bike titans
>That's fine

Wonder what the thought process is

>>531852998
Plasmaxisters...our response?

Are they still in the game?

>incel brigade's version of factory strider comes without a cannon, just miniguns
>new jet brigade factory strider's cannon will not explode and will still shoot at you while the death animation is playing until it ends
what the hell

>>531852540
>>531852710
>PC gaymer in [CURRENT YEAR]
>still using a Reddit board and mouse
I shiggydiggity

>>531853714
Chaff killing that's about it

>>531854146
>factory strider comes without a cannon
I don't miss it, but is it compensation for the new strider?

>>531853714
The same reason the Recoilless Rifle has a HE mode, to waste your ammo.

>>531853714
just learn to skillshot

>>531852998
>Bots had to make a purpose-built unit to counter EpochGODS
We, the helldiver corps, vanguard of liberty and keepers of democracy, accept - now and forever - the total concession of the Socialist Automaton menace.

>>531852998
AIEEEEE PILESHED SAVE ME

>>531854146
It's a bug, most bots that come in via the dropship are damaged for whatever reason.

>>531853783
>grenades stun bike titans
I always bring stun for bots and squids, but have to switch to dynamite or incendiary for bugs because stun doesn't do shit to BT, the one unit it would be the best to be used against

>>531854817
From what I can make out, it looks like there's some kind of clipping error and they're half-stuck inside the dropship when they fly in.

>>531853783
the thought process is
>stuns work on a group of trash mobs
>urchins disable one big guy
but you can through the urchin on a bug breach / bot drop and it'll immobilize anything that comes out so it's a better stun 9 times out of 10

>>531852998
Big brother!!

>worse than Purifier
Epoch, simply Epoch

>>531854146
>>531854446
there is no new version of the strider AH just fuck up again sometimes bot patrols will just kill itself in their drop pods and sometimes the strider's cannon will shat the bed and destroy itself

>warp pack constantly bugs into ADS mode when crouching or prone
holy fuck man
AH has no QA for sure

>>531857487
worse, they're all on controller

can anyone share ARROW mod?

>>531857973
Scroll up nigga.

>>531857973
Only if you post a lobby for sc farming.

>>531857973
no begging

Unique MO support idea

1 time call swap loadout pod

>>531860242
Just make it a Booster that lets you change load outs whenever you die.

>democratic detonation is supposedly the "S tier" warbond that you should absolutely use at all times
>use absolutely nothing from it on my daily loadouts
Is it for shitters only or am I missing something? xbow bored me to death and I generally dislike using it because of how braindead it is. Eruptor takes 100 years to shoot, gp pistol is a meme, and thermite I stopped using it a long time ago for something more fun like the HE grenade

>>531861030
>Eruptor takes 100 years to shoot
It also kills everything short of tanks and nukes entire groups chaff in 1 shot so it's fine. Also undisputed best primary in the game against fleshmobs and it's not even close.
>gp pistol is a meme
As a weapon. As a tool, it's invaluable for closing bug holes.
>thermite
THE meta on bots, effortlessly nukes fabs, Hulks and Factory Strider heads. HE grenade is just dogwater since it's only useful against chaff and you have your primary for that.

The DSS is the only thing that can reasonably fuck up Joel's railroad so Joel railroads an MO to get rid of the DSS. Swedes.

>Keep getting one shot or ragdolled by stuff then killed
So what is the point of heavy armour again? Is it there just to waste your fucking time as you go fucking slow as fuck?

>>531861697
It can protect against small arms fire

>>531861346
lol look at this guy being 2 months BEHIND the META

>>531861697
Since they can't figure out a way to create difficulty, they just rely on you either getting one-shot through any armor, or ragdolled 24/7 until you die.

>>531861030
Everything in Helldivers 2 is so balanced you can ignore any meta complaints and still perform well.
It's personal flavor: the game, which you just lost
I still use the plasma punisher for bots/illuminate and the cookout for bugs, i don't buy that warbond because there's nothing in it i'd use regardless
plasma punisher lets you whiff shots and shoot walls point-blank and not kill yourself, even direct hits on allies don't kill them
cookin' my HE nades is gigafun and faster than waiting for thermite to pop too

Super Earth navy themed warbond when?

>>531861030
>Eruptor takes 100 years to shoot
>calls others shitter
lol

Are eagle rocket pods bad or am I just too retarded to use them properly?

>forced defeat on gayliver
>forced defeat on claorell
are you enjoying the war yet
are you feeling dem stakes

>>531862804
Not my fault you failed to hold Oasis

The sounds the warstrider make remind me of the spiders in minecraft

>>531862734
Honestly they're kinda bad, but I've been finding a niche for them on bot supercities. They don't get fucked by map geometry unlike strafing run and airstrike or orbital barrages. Mostly only great for killing hulks, tanks, fabs and base turrets.

>>531861030
The only thing the eruptor sucks at is taking out a single grunt unit and not feeling bad about wasting a shot.

While finishing a mega city mission our squad noticed that a building overlapped the extraction point. The extract beacon was stuck on a ledge on the overlapping building. I had a jet pack and with some parkour I managed to get on the ledge and activate the beacon. Unfortunately, pelican 1 was unable to land with the building in the way so we have to suicide our reinforcements away to finish the mission. I curse swedes and their buggy mess of a game.

>>531863004
>here do this impossible side mission
>oh you failed?
>here, have two impossible invasions as punishment :)
fuck you joel

>>531861697
Get 'democracy protects' armour

>>531862734
They got gigafuckingnerfed a year ago for no fucking reason, and never got any meaningful buffs.
They weren't even amazing before, they were just really good at destroying turrets, tanks, and fabs.

>cooldown times for all DSS tactical actions will be <I=I>24 hours longer until further notice

>>531862503
What do you think about using cookout on squids?

>>531865964
Joel doesn't like the DSS fucking up his railroads so he railroaded the DSS being crippled. Most likely he wants the Jeet Brigade to plow through a bunch of planets and doesn't want those pesky players to stop the jeets with DSS actions.

>>531866205
I'm more confused by the <I=I> part.

>>531865121
I dropped into a destroy airbase mission and the air control tower had spawned on top of a huge square which was half merged into a building and there was no way to get on top of it other than reinforcing onto it, but one of the retarded pubbies called in the SSD on the low ground so we were locked out of completing the mission.

>install two mods to make game run better
>lose literally all feedback on hitting enemies, half my attacks dont make sound at all
felt genuinely crippling, not worth the FPS gain

Yes, Light Pen is Actually Good in Helldivers 2

I love how misleading Julheim is. The city has a 1% regen while the planet has 0%.

I'll have uhhhhhhh a defense MO with losing 6 planets

thanks doc

>>531852331

>>531853907
Enemies? Yeah they are.
Keep crying to AH until they remove all enemies so you can play your walking sim, Baza.

>>531866205
>DSS functions properly
God forbid we get some regularl close air support

I really like the current state of the game.
/hdg/ has the usual complaints, that's all fair - but you look at reddit and we have the same situation we had a great while ago last year, where people are talking about how warbonds have less content compared to around release, where the game is a buggy mess, and the same things people mention here are present.
'They need to fix the game for xbox players' 'this railroading is getting ridiculous' 'we don't like illuminate' 'why haven't we gotten new mission types' 'this is broken' 'please give us another 60 day fix we don't care about warbonds'
I really hope that arrowhead isn't struggling for money right now, that they manage to get a big boost with the release on xbox so they can go back to a slower release schedule to focus on content updates.
Warms my heart to know reddit is always ready to throw down criticism just like they did when we took popli ix because they realized how hard the railroading attempt was.
Joel tongues nigger anus, by the way. He has the build of a sponge and I'd use my American girth to crack his faggot spine in half before raping him to death as his disconnected legs flail about.

>>531867696
>but you look at reddit and we have the same situation we had a great while ago last year
Go back

supply pack??
into the trash it goes

>>531868129
i can't even enter they don't let you post there unless you have an account that's 7 days old
i'm not waiting a week to call out nigger-tier swedes about how they advertise that every player's actions changes the tides of war on both the steam page and the ps5 box when it's a clear lie

>>531868267
H-HAYAI

>>531867696
too bad devs don't read the main HD sub, only the circlejerk that is lowsodiumhelldivers were jerking off AH is mandatory and reporting bugs is a bannable offense

>the warp pack obscures your view when you crouch/prone and aim down sights
i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden i love sweden

>>531868713
ADS is such an obscure mechanic it's no wonder QA missed it.

>>531868950
what is this QA youre talking about

>2 months later
>super earth and neighbouring planets are still on fire

Where's the fucking fire hoses

>>531867045
Yes, The New Variable Rifle Can Do This...

>>531868713
sorry they only test d3 with a controller for 5 minutes for each update, easy to miss that

>>531869167
The factories were on Widow's Harbor, sorry.

>>531868713
Yet another argument for a third person reticle for the AMR.

>>531869378
seriously, at this point just have a toggle in the menu for it

>tenderizer lets you change fire rate with left-click
>resets whenever you drop in
>variable lets you change fire rate with right-click
>resets whenever you drop in

Yes... Container Doors are Unable to be Opened with this Weapon... in Helldivers 2...

https://files.catbox.moe/tw7tnb.mp4

>>531869825

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242558669521/76561198358676023
Incel bots

>>531861697
Correct. also by every definition of the word, the stim pistol is a crutch

>>531838076
Thank you for this knowledge.

>>531870140
3/4

>>531839498
Go back, faggot.

>>531870140
Full

a leandiver using the proper bow emote makes me so fucking hard its insane

>>531871082
gay

>>531842318
wait wtf theres a helmet with a cowboy hat???
or is this a mod
I didnt think anything in the cowboy warbond actually got a hat

>>531842318
looks like dogshit.

>>531871389
modded

>>531861030
Have you ever considered you just have a smooth brain? Not using something doesn't mean it's not good, those are two entirely different statements. I personally don't like using the Recoilless Rifle, but I'm not about to claim it's a bad weapon. It just doesn't gel with me because I despise two-stage reloads.

Why do some niggas in here actually ALT+F4 when you play a faction they don't like

>>531869378
My monitor has setting for those. It's kinda funny fire from hip and hit everything

>>531836441
Democratic Detonation in anything but S tier is so retarded because everything in that warbond is absolutely amazing.

Bot killing time

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242560667677

>walking down alleyway
>turn corner
>teammates mg turret 50m away split second locks on, kills me then turns away

>>531874003
>failed

>>531874235
Skill issue

am I chud? this is the helldivers 2 content Im being reccomended

>>531873880
perhaps with a few hundred more hours in the game your eyes will be opened

>>531874235
My favorite "forced-chaos" was when I was calling in a patriot on a bug exterminate and all 6 active turrets dropped their targets, aimed directly up, shot it off the bottom of the pelican, and then went back to their targets.
A close second was when an orbital airburst shell 128m away skated across the ground all the way from the impact site, over a large hill, literally through a small bot base, and directly onto my dick.
This game's "forced-chaos" code is rather blatant.

the zap dog is a menace and i love it

>go afk in ship
>AHHHH I'M MAKING LOUD RUFFLING FABRIC NOISES

>light siege ready is made of paper
>heavy siege ready looks like shit
I hate it here.

Name and shame anons that have been racist in /hdg/ lobbies.

Just had a squad contribution of 0. Is this a new thing? It was a D10 extermination.

>>531875137
Mr.Vanyamba seems like he's a little bitch. :^)

The playerbase has a problem with splitting and getting divided which kneecaps liberation and mega cities further subdivide the players making that problem worse. Sweden absolutely has no idea what they are doing.

Hol' up where is the crazy laugh emote? It's not in the bond.

What's the nect DSS debuff going to be? Increased sample cost? 24 hours until it can warp to another planet? Just brick the thing altogether?

>DSS gets thrown into meridia MO already datamined
>Arrowhead cooks up DSS rendered useless MO
are they trying to make more people hate it?

>>531877064
it was in the superstore.. sorry little piggy you missed it!

>>531877098
>Traitor Barrage is always active on all players

My warbond review
>Variable
Fun
>Armor
Eh
>Epoch
Gay
>Warp Pack
Fun
>Arc grenades
Eh
>Laser Sentry
Extra gay

>>531877520
i've been waiting all week for your review...thank you

>>531877520
The only review ever

>>531877520
finally, I now know what 4channel thinks of this warbond, no one had told me until now

>>531877520
Thank you... I've been waiting to get it just to see your review.

>>531829958
Well to be fair you have to hold the climb button to use it
On the jump pack you can just tap the button

>>531877520
put me in the screencap

>>531817791
>has no weight
>still has drop
>lasers have no weight
>still have demo force
>Epoch has no demo force
>still shatters the carapace of bugs/armor of automatons
Alexus really is the gift that keeps on giving. I bet he isn't even the most retarded cocksucker at AH either.

>10 minute mission
>call extract 1 minute before timer runs out
>rest of the team are far away
>they continue to dick around
>shuttle lands, countdown starts immediately as the timer had run out
>I exit, they're all miles away
>all in the chat asking why I left without them
>they're all level 100
>they don't understand how the timer works after playing 100s of games
>one guy says they had 20 minutes left even though he was playing a 10 minute mission and the countdown self-evidently started as soon as the shuttle landed and the strategems were off before then

>>531836441
alexus chart

>>531837137
thermites powergap the NIGGERARC gernades

um, botfags... explain?

>>531878598
pubniggers, not even once

>>531837137
*Chuckles* you retarded nigger.

>>531876645
why did they do every retarded thing they did with Mega Cities anyways? why make them a black hole of no librate until the completion bonus that's only some arbitrary fraction of the city HP in the first place instead of equal or slightly more, which- except for the one special automatic planet capture we didn't actually get, which would still give absolutely no lib% until finished- they still are unless I'm retarded?

why not functionally duplicate a non-retarded Megacity system into the non-urban regions of planets as well to create a campaign bonus whack-a-mole metamechanic, where every operation anywhere in any map type just gives raw librate but also contributes to a Megacity style regional capstone that gives more overall % than if effort was spread out equally, maybe sets a checkpoint-like hard floor that liberation % won't fall under on attack until DM intervention or too long a time without another city or region being captured and extends the invasion timer by a full day or so on defense, and gives a persistent positive mission modifier or other buff across the entire campaign on that planet as a more tangible carrot on the stick, while also giving another tickbox for Joel to stick Galactic War MO code flags into that's much more granular than a whole planet and more targeted than genocide X billion enemies or collect Y million samples? why are swiggers so stupid?

>>531817791
Why does anyone care about this past it opening crates? Do you really need a 29th tool in your arsenal to close holes?

>>531817791
>it won't do well against a reinforced (metal) door
Shouldn't it be worthless against Automatons on the whole then? Christ what a fucking retard.

>>531817791
That's the same level of retardation like "removing the shrapnel from the eruptor didn't effect ttk at all" or whatever stupid shit he said when nerfing it out of existence

>>531877520
The arc nades are fun. Everything else I agree with.

>>531878767
dick sucking station (DSS).....

>>531817791
I see. Plasma cutters must be lost tech in Sweden.

>SG-8P Punisher Plasma
>PLAS-101 Purifier
>PLAS-15 Loyalist
All of which explode on impact
All of which have the force to kill, damage, disable and launch helldivers, emplacements, and enemies up to medium armor, and do literally nothing else to any structures you want to explode.

Do you rike it? No lailoading all prayer dliven

>>531879038
>Epoch can and will kill Automaton heavy units, enemies made of reinforced metal armor
>Epoch will not destroy a door made of the exact same thing (weaker, actually since even the smallest explosions open them)
Fuck off Alexus.

>>531879109
if botards focused on liberating the mega city in gaellivare we wouldn't be here

>>531878598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-NkQAo-3E
We just don't know.

>>531817791
>who should we put in charge of balance
>hmm I know, the Hello Neighbor 2 guy
Explain this decision

>>531853202
jump pack has needed a buff for awhile

forgot to upload yesterday
https://files.catbox.moe/s2vri4.zip

adds ass from hellcat mod to sc34 body

>>531817791
Woah, he puts plasma physicists like Hannes Alfvén to shame

>>531879275
You say bottard but its MOnkeys.

>>531879109
Joel wants a big Jeet Brigade attack and DSS actions cuck the jeets so it has to go.

>>531838076
I'll note this

Firing the reprimand is so fun, but I feel like I spend half the game reloading.

>>531817791
>Shouldn't this also apply to both laser stratagems using that logic?
It's retarded either way. Plasma weapons would exert huge amounts of kinetic energy off the back of air/gas expansion alone. At those kinds of temperatures, any impact is functionally explosive (the blue plasma you see in game would be roughly 9000C or 500MPa, unless you're explaining the colouration through space magic). If you're going to argue "muh heckin realism" as a bludgeon to nerf things, then please explain how the fuck the user is surviving the parasitic heat of these projectiles on launch. Realism should work both ways, or better yet, you should leave that box closed and stop being retarded.

I just want more than 4 people in a game at once. Big battles when

Is lib carbine still really good with mods?

>>531880513
It's still really good period.

>>531880510
sorry anon that would fry the consolefags' little boxes

>>531838076
i dont capitalize or punctuate because i dont want to

>>531880787
nice tendon

>>531878820
it's about the principle of verisimilitude. Things should just work the way they should work, simple as. Not following this guiding principle is how we suffered through the retardation of launch balancing andny blithering dev cope about how their retroactive contrarian interpretation of realism that's the exact opposite of everyone elses' kneejerk conclusion of what would be realistic- which is really just the first excuse that came to mind for whatever retarded thing they did out of negligence or deliberately because Alexus is a spiteful ukroserb fetal alcohol syndrome rape baby- is just that; dev cope. There is absolutely no logical reason a highly armor piercing massive blast weapon burning bright if brief with the heat of the sun shouldn't blow through a chainlink fence or flash-melt a gaping hole into a standard civilian cargo container, none.

This is the same reason the Slugger should have just enough demo force to pop open crate doors which it already did before this was spite-patched, not because it's 'needed' in a dearth of other tools to do it nor because it would be a massive utility in most circumstances which it wouldn't be unless outposts start getting doors or lots of light demo targets, but because it is at once objectively correct in a realism sense for a slug-firing shotgun to have the real life capacity of blowing off locks and hinges from moderately reinforced doors, and objectively correct for player verisimilitude that it does exactly what they expect it to realistically do, which players enjoy because it makes everything feel organic and right.

now fix your shit before I come up with another pasta about fish fume electrotesticle torture you glorified fucking code jannies, just change the fucking integers

>>531880787
La creatura del walmarto

How does the Dredd gun compare to Verdict? Seems to me like they fill a similiar role.

>>531881040
Auto aim features are a meme in this game

>Gaylever has no hope of recovery
>Claorell is doomed as well
>Incel corps are going to strike at Tarsh again as well and maybe some other worlds

Total bot domination.

>>531878598
they'd rather they all die after the destroyer has left orbit than sensibly extracting

>Heavy machine gun
>Supply pack
>500kg and Orbital Rail Cannon

Life is easy boys I’ll drop any front any difficulty any time and be all good.

>they still unironically care about the galactic railroad
lmao retards

>>531881040
Despite having a 'tracker' it still misses very easily cause the bullets travel so slow. AH isn't based enough to make it work like the smart pistol from Titanfall.

>>531881273
>THE metafag crutch loadout
yawn

>>531817791
>one shots hulks
>can't open a door
>this is realistic

why do chinese keep saying shuijao, google says it means dumplings

>>531881132
This is because we took oslo between MOs and Joel didn't like that.

Reminder that Oslo's progress kept being removed overnight every day while 10k divers were there during the MOs.

>>531878598
This happened to me a few times too. Like you say, you'd expect level 100+ to at least understand this, but not. I got shat one for "not waiting for them" in a blitz like this too. Mind you those people have the same rights as you do.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242569482587/76561198093731758
d10, we vote for who were killing

>>531881414
They're calling you the equivalent of 'nigger', anon.

>>531881535
wouldn't that be gweilo?

>>531881414
that's shui jiao and they're saying goodnight

>>531880890
Lotta words but I think you agree with me that, yeah, it should probably break open crates.
I just don't really understand why this specific aspect of the weapon is getting so much attention as opposed to the spread or ammo or stagger interactions or stationary reload etc etc.

>>531881368
Alternatively big gun with big bullet go brrrrrr more food for big gun = more fun.

>>531881617
kind of but not really

>>531880332
Realism in this game is extra gay (like laser sentry gay) because we are literally fighting aliens, brain in a jar robots, and enormous bugs and Helldivers can tank an entire rocket salvo without being turned into paste.

>caring about what bugmen say
I kick every single one from my sessions. I want them to understand they're not welcome.

>>531880787
People are judging you by the content of your character.

>>531881132
>>531881450
joel makes bugnigger MO
>it's okay sweetie take your time, one planet and then the other, just kill some miniscule quantity of bugs like any other Tuesday
>here's a capture objective surrounded by an actual bullseye of friendly planets under attack, you just have to- o-oh, you failed? t-that's okay, take your time
joel makes botnigger MO
>ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS THE ENTIRE FRONTLINE IS NOW DEFENSES, IF YOU DON'T DO THESE IN THE EXACT RIGHT ORDER WITH 110% OF THE PLAYERBASE INCLUDING THE BUG AND SQUIDDIVERS YOU WILL FUCKING LOSE
>YOU WILL CONQUER ALL OF THESE PLANETS THAT ARE ONLY REALLY FEASIBLE BY GAMBIT, NO I WON'T DIRECT THE SWARM TO DO SAID GAMBIT THAT'S YOUR JOB I DON'T KNOW WHAT A DISPATCH MESSAGE IS FUCK YOU
>YOU GRADUALLY TOOK .25% RESISTANCE PLANET SHITFUCK IN THE ARMPIT SECTOR WHILE OFF MO SO I'M TAKING IT BACK YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT RIGHT, NOW TONGUE MY ASSHOLE CLEAN -NOW-
why is Joel like this?

>>531881756
because among all those other more important factors the armor piercing blast weapon not destroying obstacles that some solid projectiles do just fine is really really stupid and that sticks in peoples' craw because it's so obviously wrong over more practically relevant balance elements. verisimilitude, anon, verisimilitude, it's my favorite meme word in game design.

>>531882632
>why is Joel like this?
I'm pretty sure at least half the devs actively hate the players. Joel, Alexus, Fredrik and some others. Pilestedt, for the autistic cunt he his, just want people to like his product and enjoy it. And as much as we can dislike some of the changes and how easy the game is these days, without that i'm pretty sure the game would have way less players right now.
On the other hand, Alexus and co, they just wanted to shit on people and make them miserable, full stop. Look at this plasma rant, it doesn't make ANY sense, even by their own logic. He just want to make you miserable.

>>531882632
Joel and most of leddit is full of botnigger lovers because they are unironic tankies

im not even shitposting

>>531838076
capital letters and perfect grammar is indicative of phone posting

>>531883246
Illuminate would be more popular if it was a shooty faction.

>>531883246
>commies enjoy shooting their representative faction
Its no wonder why I naturally hate botniggers. And now I will continue to hate them, but for a legitimate reason.

Lobby doo

>>531817791
They let this man balance guns. It's insane to me he hasn't been demoted to being the office coffee boy by now.

Bring out the zap pads he needs to go back to the QA mines.

>>531884110
They left him alone at the studio during the vacations, fatal mistake.

>inc corp
>megacity
>night
that's some serious kino

>>531817791
Everytime Alexus opens his mouth shit happens. Why the FUCK is AH still allowing to speak at all

>>531883720
Illuminate can't all be killed by shooting them once in the head with 75% of weapons. All it took for them to have an absolute melty was one unarmored enemy that does nothing but run at you and gets shredded by high RoF weapons.

>>531838076
this anon has been absolutely triggered by someone who posts like that
amazing

>>531884046
lobby koko
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242571738789/
incel bots 10

>>531884553
Apparently after the "incidents" they had to take some kind of PR classes to be able to speak on the discord again (Evilbosse just didn't, thats why you don't see him on the discord anymore). Of course this nigger really wanted to be able to keep spreading his shit takes.

>>531817791
BBBBZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>531884801
>Apparently after the "incidents" they had to take some kind of PR classes to be able to speak on the discord again
source?