Thread 533892775

Today is the day of the Pochie!

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
<Weening Orcs> whisper anyone

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

Why even fucking bother with this shit? If you want Classic+ then why would you go for the server that has barely any custom content? Turtle has literal expansions worth of custom content and you faggot retards are choosing to hype yourself up for this rather than playing something that has existed for 8 years. I genuinely don't get it.
>TurtleWoW 1.18 adds 3 new zones, 2 new dungeons and 600+ new items among other things.
Fresh RP-PvE server on August 17th meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

UE won
we are going home

>>533892775 (OP)
promises made:
>updates every 24 hours
>server will be up frequently in the next 24 hours (posted 24 hours ago)
promises broken:
>all of the above

Cunnymane and Cunnystrasza.

>Roll hunter
>Get the easiest leveling experience
>Get the easiest BG experience
>Farm the most gold
>Share a class token with the 2 least played classes
>Have the easiest time getting into groups as a DPS because my class barely shares gear
>Viper sting is twice as strong now for no reason
>Graciously granted disengage jump and sprint as extra gap openers by the devs because why not
>Also 4 second crab root lol
heh, nothing personal

The only cunny I need is a femgnome.

>>533892857
That's not even all the zones coming out in 2025 :^)

By the time Epoop comes out it will be even further behind than it already is.

>>533892975
How fucking vile will Rape Ape be on 'poch? I'm kind of scared bros.

turtlefags on suicide watch

turdles are scared...

Vibes status?

any moment now the server will be up... heh...

>>533892775 (OP)
First for Poch

>>533892857
>content for the sake of having content
didn't feel any sense of discovery. gilneas was alright.

i think i'm done shitposting in these threads. it's just sad now. it's obvious that the devs have nothing.

>>533893331
That sounds like a (You) problem. Turtle's content has been incredibly high quality for years now.

>>533892909
This reminds me of those UE4 WoW porn games, Tails of Azeroth or whatever they were called
Except they had sovl

>>533892857
is the purpose of this farming for (you)s or are you trying to make turtle wow players look bad to the 12 people that come to these threads that already hate turtle wow players?

>>533892857
Every class on turtle plays like ass, with an exception for paladins, because they don't want competition from the other classes.

If we could have turtle's content with Epoch's ruleset and talents I'd hop over in a heartbeat.

>>533893457
I'm genuinely baffled that people would rather discuss a dead server than play something that actually exists and has more of what people supposedly want out of classic+
>>533893514
I play Druid and Shaman. They feel great. Skill issue?

>>533893514
>no seal twisting
Nah it's still ass.

>30 minutes until Pochie
Are you ready?

>>533893440
The moment you leave is the moment there's an update or servers come online, you know.

>>533893602
most of these people are shills

>>533893451
Give me tbc talents and proper client and i can throw epoch to the bin

>>533893514
Turtle stripped seal twisting from Ret which was interesting and unique as a playstyle, that also served as a sort-of hybrid tax since it requires some skill, then replaced it with a cookie cutter rotation while being unable to balance it at all so far

>>533893784
>Give me tbc talents
Turtle is different enough from vanilla to be its own thing. Turtle balancing>TBC balancing.
>proper client
Give it 4 months
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered

POCHIE MONDAY

>>533892857
>>533893046
Why do you feel compelled to shill for a server that nobody here wants to play?
Has it ever occurred to you that some people prefer waiting for a server than playing turtle?

>>533893912
>Turtle balancing>TBC balancing.

>>533893912
>>proper client
>Give it 4 months
>https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
ahahaha what a waste of time
>>533893520

>>533893912
Ok you're trolling.

>>533893941
>Has it ever occurred to you that some people prefer waiting for a server than playing turtle?
Why? And before you call it a tranny server I'm going to remind you that this is literally a project that started on /r/wowservers and will ban you for 'punching down'.
>Why do you feel compelled to shill for a server that nobody here wants to play?
Again, why. If you're interested in Project Epoch it's fair to assume you're interested in classic+. Why play a classic+ server with barely any custom content? It's a run of the mill classic fresh server. Who gives a fuck. I'm trying to figure out if Epoch players are just tourist faggots or if they're just misinformed classic+ enjoyers that don't know something far more developed actually exists.

>>533894131
say that again without crying

>>533892775 (OP)
is epoch just a dono cashgrab and go offline server after?

>>533894131
>I'm going to remind you that this is literally a project that started on /r/wowservers and will ban you for 'punching down'.
You made that up last thread and provided zero proof.

>>533894093
>Two Graphic Modes
>The new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
>Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
>Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
>We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.
>>533894197
>is epoch just a dono cashgrab and go offline server after?
They certainly got the second part of that scenario down.

>>533892775 (OP)
>not barefoot
shit bake

>>533894197
they would make more money if the server worked

>>533894197
no they're just very stupid

>>533894197
Yes, they even started their own cryptocurrency.

>>533894250
Don't care, won't be downloading the 150gb client.

>>533894367
>muh storage
Storage is cheaper than it has ever been you stupid retard poor faggot.

>>533894420
Say that again without sounding mad.

>>533894367
No way Turtle WoW is 150gb, that's bigger than fucking retail.

>>533894420
>+1 turdle coin has been deposited into your foreskin regrowth fund.

>>533894420
SSDs still aint cheap enough to justify it
>HDD
ok thirdie lol

>>533894489
Don't doubt the power of UE5 and "HD textures and models".

>>533893912
>Turtle balancing
>balancing
pink hand typed this post

>>533894420
>vanilla + tbc + wotlk client is less than 20 gigs
>turtle vanilla """"HD"""" is magnitudes bigger
Anon, it's not about the space, it's about the principle of the matter.

If you want to know who's mad about Project Epoch:
https://www.project-epoch.net/news/lets-talk-language-location-and-limitations/

I'm loving all the memes guys, keep it up

>>533894819
uh oh, chinks are being exposed.

>>533894819
>no russia
i'm noticing

>>533894819
ZOINKS

>>533894819
>epoch is the designated chinese server
based china numbah one

I feel the good vibes flowing through these threads guys, keep it up!

>>533895003
Does it hurt to be that illiterate?

So they're expecting us to play on the server for a few hours while knowing that the people not playing are just gonna vote to wipe whatever progress we make afterward?

>>533895168
YOu'll finna know it!

>>533894819
chinamen cant use google?

just discovered this server whats up with this?

>>533895168
yeah but no wipe will win anyway /epog/ and reddit told me so!

>>533895125
what does it mean?

>>533894954
epoch is another shenna's mastermind project to attract more classic+ enjoyers

>>533895168
>not playing now
>not gonna play ever
>vote for wipe 20 times with several discord accounts
nothing personnel

>>533895240
They launched to great fanfare, it instantly shit the bed due to high demand and they've been spending over a week trying to get it running, one of the fixes being not accepting more applicants until shit's stable.

>>533895387
why are these devs so racist against chinese?

Man I just realized I'm going to have to find a decent guild at some point

I believe!

someone post the project mpreg website

>>533895168
everything seems like same delaying tactics

>>533895445
once they figure out the logistics and everything they will launch a chinese megaserver capable of having 15k players eta is 2035

>>533895168
How is this a surprise to anyone baffles me. Yeah you ve been used for testing all this time my man. All of us, since they never told us to wait for 1 or 2 weeks.

Now we have a even more of a reason to help testing.

>>533895445
lol retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDSCDcBN7g

Project Epeak

game is still dead

>few hours
KDJEBWJS WHETE THE FUCK ARE SAARVERS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>533895884
sorry we're busy deleting tourtist's accounts

ALright well it was fun watching the worst private server launch of all time with you guys but i think i'm going to kill myself now.

>>533892775 (OP)
My champion...


https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4

POCHIE any second now

>>533896097
dont DEW yourself in just yet

>>533896097
Don't do it anon, pochie is coming.

>>533896097
wait. take me with you

>>533895240
what the fuck is month 26 supposed to be?

today is the day!

Vibe status?
VIBING

They must have fucked something up again, right? Dont think we getting a launch this week

to the fags in the gummy server: mounts are 25g total

>>533896605
I'm sure the 12 players will be thrilled

what does he mean by this? is he just taunting everyone who can't use the chat..?

what the hell are they still silent for, is that kind of shocking unpunctuality normal for the brits?

>>533896735
it's 8 am there

>>533896717
He means us. Where else would people be posting? The reddit?

>>533896717
>>533896840
could mean reddit, don't they meme? idk

>>533896717
They browse and post in this general occasionally as far as I'm aware.

Devs suck my balls k, theres still no evidence of a workimg server

Is return of reckoning worth it? is wildstar private server worth it? Should I keep waiting for eflop?

Has the server gone up even a single time since they said it would go up periodically?

Ulmetr here.

Fucking mods on Reddit keep deleting my posts.

I encrypted the server hash and wont release it to Kay until he pays me the agreed upon amount.

It was due 2 days ago and that piece of shit wont answer my messages.

Sorry guys but ive worked too hard.

>>533893009
>>533893237
What is this from?

>>533897113
Yeah, first they brought up kezan without the login server, now the login server is up without any realms

>>533897074
>are two dead games worth it
if they were at all worthwhile they would not have died

>>533897113
ynyo

>>533896097
can i have your loot?

>>533896834
yeah. so another 12 hours of silence because half of them are mutts

>>533897210

its clearly AI

>>533897113
We're past that stage, now we're waiting for a final test

>>533897210
turtlewow

>>533897210
this is what turtle wow will look like in 2013

>>533894232
Not only are you wrong, but you're also retarded. You can see from their discord behavior how ban trigger happy they are.

>>533897218
also the login server is broken now

>>533893784
>Give me tbc talents
What a faggot.

GET IN GET IN

>>533897306
>we may experience some crashes from some of our new custom content, but we're okay with those as they are easily fixable
are they really?

>>533897306
>"Final Test" lauches randomly in the middle of the night on wednesday
>They drop the live servers on a Saturday evening
>Again surprised why theres a giant gap between the test and launch.
Its gunna happen again.

>>533897448
you know it

ITS UP

>>533897398
the only real experience they have is scripting wow-ts, so yes

>>533897496
is it though

It's not up...

Ignore all its up messages unless from me its fake

>>533892857
What is the best class in Turtle? Still Warrior?

>>533896189
>>533893692
go back to /dbs/ faggot

>>533893692
Based.

ITS UPPP IM FEELING UPPITY

>>533893656
Seal twisting is looney troony garbage.

IT'S UP

nigger

>>533897785
filtered

>>533897785
Retard

>>533897713
>>533897825
but is it though?

>>533897607
midna...

>ross was telling people he thinks inex is leaking info from the staff chat

inex is leaking info from staff chat about ross

>>533897785
yeah, sissydins would much rather be arms warrior with piss yellow paintjob

>>533897926
Ross is a massive cuck, he should go back to playing with trains sets.

If this post ends in 5 OR gets 10 replies poochie is up

>>533898234
N

>>533897926

inex fukt up assuming his leaks on ross would stay hidden
word got around and everyone knows now

>>533898234
+1

so Furbolg is the tranny spamming cunny?

>>533898128
I wish he fucking did this.

>>533897926
>>533898296
Whats this gay drama about

inex is a younger guy a lonely guy & he wanted to be cool & leaked staff chat to the wrong people who cant keep their mouths shut

>>533898589

the ross files

>>533898234
Its never up

ross was on epoch island

somethings happening bros

>>533898802
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED

Back on authenticating...

>>533898589
I genuinely think its some gay larp

LET ME IN!

>>533898802
fake news

IM IN

HOYL SHIT

IM IN
IM IN
IM IN

/wspg/ trannies trolling again

Kaytotes and eredun are online, it'll be up any second

>>533899008
u 2 late. we back to auth

Can they just hire like 1000 indians to help bring the server back up?

I'm pretty sure the majority will vote for a wipe
Rip my level 15 mage on guru

you chuddies know whats the funniest part?
im not even interested in playing but ive still been trying to log in for the past week like an addict
lmao
guess ill check the new dm/wc dung out and then call it

Tera + Warhammer Online = Wildstar A
Wildstar - Tera = Warhammer Online B
Warhammer Online + Wildstar = Tera C
Tera - Warhammer Online = Wildstar A
Wildstar + Tera = Warhammer Online D
Warhammer Online + Wildstar = Tera F
Tera - Warhammer Online = Wildstar G
Wildstar + Tera = Warhammer Online D
Warhammer Online - Wildstar = Tera R

I SEE IT ITSSS SO BRIGHT
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MY HEAD
WHO ARE YOU
IIII IIII ITS
PPPPOOOGGG
PROJECT EPOCH IM SORRY I COULDNT WAIT ANY LONGER AAIIIEEEEE
YAMATE AAAAA PPPPOOOOCCCCHHHIIIEEE

>>533899215
Indians are for making the number go up, not for actually making functioning things

the vibes are off atm

>>533899263
yeah I think so as well. the devs screwed up the gold situation too bad for them to fix or it would take a long time for them to fix and that'll be the main reason for the wipe.
RIP my lvl 9 on Guru

This is the most nigger thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.

It's also my first time typing that word in my life. I'm a racist now, thanks to Project Epoch.

>>533899328
schizoGOD I kneel

K here, had a nice sleep feeling immensely great vibes. Just gonna have some crumpets and mushy peas and then take the dog for a walk, then we'll see if this fucking thing works. Not long now.

>>533899470
project nigger

>>533899215
>>533899359
A friend worked at a company where they hired pajeets for IT security and they "accidentally" installed ransomware, then disappeared completely.

I got taco bell while waiting for pochies late night release
it's not very tasty sisters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qse5IzVLgY
post movies to pass the time.

pochie sisters how are the vibes rn?

>>533899470
welcome to the light sis

>>533899470
MKUltra activate

i am a victim of psychological abuse, mostly self-inflicted but agitated by the staff of project pochie

>>533898802

fake and gay

like the ross files

>>533899594
Saar they weren't true aryan indians like me, they were pakis trying to make us look bad.

>>533899328
Don't do drugs, kids!

What classes will push my shit in if I make the decision to PVP as an ele shaman?

>>533899893
You will be raped by everyone.

Indian dev here, servers will be back soon, please take your time, donations are welcome.

RELEASE THE ROSS FILES

@Kaytotes release the server niggerman

>>533899649
every day I'm sufferin'

>>533899893
ele glory days were in vanilla, tbc onwards it's in trash tier

>>533899893
Rogues.

>>533892775 (OP)
>>533892857
>>533893219
>>533893692
>>533894819
>>533895240
>>533895387
>>533896176
>>533896189
>>533896416

I you wall keep hitting head my but epoch server not why open... why? disconnect server from why? why? why ? why? why? blizzard error code server

>>533899643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqCkDcx6KIs

>>533900128
Astronomy is fake and gay.

>>533892857
embarrassing post

Don't worry guys I'm in bed right now so the server will be up soon. Have fun lads.

turn the damn server on

>>533900190
>>533900253

>>533899992
There are no Ross files. People still talking about that? Its boring. No Ross files. Lets talk about this server. Its really going up soon. We got some of the best people on it, seriously just the best. Its gonna be up real soon. I'm telling you, real soon. You'll see.

Need pochie...

>>533900142
Only 2 more head slammies until pochie

>>533900302
And cunny.

How long does the DNS update realistically take?
It's been 9 hours already. I feel like they are trolling us again.

just 10 more hours until the next 10 minute test

Is it still in maintenance mode?

kaytotes has blueballed us more in one week than every collective female that's ever blueballed every poster in this thread combined

>>533900368
last time i linked a domain it literally took 3 minutes, i have no idea what they mean by "hours"

Im worries. It's been some days since kaytotes posted about nappy. Is everything alright?

Remember when they said check back in a month? They meant it.

Vibes status?

WE'RE SO BACK

server up in 8 hours
they want to have a lot of people for this last test

>>533900128
How did they take that picture? Its all fake guys. Space is fake. Server is fake. Nothing is real. BIrds aren't real. The hourglass flips again and again.

you should not be allowed to play on the server if you're not a sponsor

>>533896176
giwtwm

Connected->insta dc on guru...
Pls

POCHIE SEX WEEK

>>533900575
tuning...

All wait and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All wait and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All wait and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All wait and no play makes Jack a dull boy

ITS UP!

>>533900683
HOLY SHIT IS ACTUALL IS PRAISE MIDNA

WTF ITS UP ALL ARYANS LOGIN

>>533900575
ded

IT'S UP!

>>533900683
OH FUCK IT IS

it's up

No way, IT'S REAL IM IN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

TO THE MOON

neat

It literally is up lmao.

Offline again…

>>533900813
>"Please log in, testing queue"
I FUCKING LOG IN THE SAME MINUTE AS THIS POST AND 170 in QUEUE??

MY NUTS ARE FILLING UP

>>533897306
>poll for a wipe
good god are they retarded or what

of course people will vote for a wipe since the vast majority didn't get to play

OPEN GVRVFASHY YOU NIGGERS

>>533900791
>>533900771
TRACKESR YOU USELESS PEASES OF SHIT OYU FAILED ME ONCE AGAIN

>>533900865
so cap is like 50 and rest is quuuueueueeu I guess

Lmao 500 cap on kekzan

>stress-test at nigger hours
and again

Are you guys retarded? He is testing the QUEUE system fucking niggers

Please tell me you’re joking. I just shut down my pc 3 minutes ago

>>533900771
849 in queue it's so joever

>>533900936
the usual
>>533900941
sure, no excuse not to bitch off tho

500

fuck this i'm going back to playing goo goo babies

700 online

You are all ants, beneath me.

>>533900278
I know you feel validated because of some pop-sci article you saw on your Windows 10 feed but no one gives a fuck.

>>533901028
/who?

>>533901090
cucked and chucked

I logged on and spawned in front of swiftpaw!

Fking poopsocker niggers waited 3000000 hours to cry about no wipe

I am in..

>>533901124
i got you ant

>1600 online
>queue
the fuck? what happened to the 4000 we just hit

>>533901324
boss it's been a week. the time people took of it's over with.

I'm in!

THANKS GAYTOTES FOR LETTING ME OUT OF MY CHASTIDY CAGE FOR THESE 30 MIN ILY SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHH

That didn't take long at all, they already crashed it.

>>533901324
its a queue test you nigger

I will wipe this server down to it's last atom and then, with the donations you've collected for me, create a fresh one. That remembers not what was lost but only what it has been given... a grateful server.

>https://epoch-status.info/
>https://project-epoch-status.com/
>both nigger trackers failed to alert me


USELESS NIGGERS SHIT

what class should I roll?

join DESU channel, sisters

>chat is just spamming wipe wipe wipe
I hope this is a very loud and vocal minority like the gurubashi spammers...

THE POCHIE IS REAL!
The password for the DESU chat is DESU

>>533901478
this is why you should listen to us when we say it's up...

>>533901478
epoch niggers keep changing the IP.

>>533900989
It's a fake queue.
I guess they need it for test purposes.

>>533901514
Weird. All the pixcs i see are the niggers spamming no wipe.

yo what class and race should I roll?

>started lagging at 2.2k pop
gaytotes.....

>>533900615
>We need big numbers for this test
>Announce 2 minutes after the realms go live
>Shut it down if it gets above 3.5k
>Great success, it will be stable at 8k, see you at wipe this weekend
>Everything crashes and burns again
>uhhh we don't know what went wrong

>>533892775 (OP)
Can I make an account yet?

200 ms

>hardcore bro just died
what madlads are actually on hardcore mode while the servers are in this state

we're about to crash and burn lads

what class should i roll?

>>533901869
Its good testing for the devs desu. Someone has to bug test the custom HC features.

>>533901893
Warrior

>>533900791 [me]
>>533901478
I had login script running past few days on second monitor if you are wondering how I knew

>>533901893
gnome priest

>dynamic queue
Jesus christ man. Just buy a fucking new server you asbolute nigger jew piece of a fucking diarrhea. Holy fucking shit is this the biggest trolling ever made je sus.

WHY CANT I LOG INTO GURUBASHI

Lagging at 2.5k pop LMFAO ITS SO FUCKING OVER

>server shutdown already
good test bros...

shitty ping bro i don’t like this, couple days ago it was three times lower

>>533901765
same
I guess they havent fixed the "queue lagging up the server" issue
servers wont be playable for another week

IT'S OVER, if you diidn'¨t get in now just stop

Good data, time for sleepies

>1700 pople found
>60 ms
>2369 people found
>145 ms
lol
lmao

Did you enjoy your 5 minutes chat?

it was nice 5 minutes...

>already lagging
It's gonna be another week of kaytotes raping us

I WENT UP ANOTHER LEVEL! Level 6 bros. Cant wait to vote YES on a wipe

DOPAMINE=INJECTED
VIBES? IMMACULATE

THANK YOU GAYTOES

can we just fucking play please
this is torture
how many more weeks of this?

>>533902050
welcome to the power of linux

It was an honour guys, I can't wait to play another 12 minutes in 4 days

>300 ms
pochie fucking never.....

>>533902015
>Lagging at 2.5k pop LMFAO ITS SO FUCKING OVER

Not to mention we only had that many people interested. A few days ago we had 4k at this hour.

Project Epoch is already dead, everyone has moved on. They'll probably close Gurubashi.

well that's enough for today, check again tomorrow

>>533902126
I mined 8 copper veins. The rollback will null my progress yet again.

DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA

that felt good

>>533902126
Finally finished the pet taming quest at least.

Im tired of waiting ngl
But its not like there are any better options. Asscension is just bad now, turtle is 500x worse. And theres no other pserver that calls my attention. And im never touching blizzard again probably since it went full trans

STOP WITH THE BLUEBALL KAYTRANNY PIECE OF SHIT BUY MORE SERVERS NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>533902153
it lags, retard.

i got two greens...

>>533902190
>he didn't .save

GURU IS UP

>>533902114
I don't think they fixed anything and they might've somehow made stuff worse. They also removed some of the textures to some buildings. Were they seriously trying to launch this game?
>>533902198
Lucky, I barely grabbed it.

>>533902197
really did. however we need to move on to turtle.

You can't connect to guru...

>>533902201
redpill me on ascension they seem like the only people with a good client.

>>533902015
yeah. its funny ppl bitching about wipe nowipe, when the server still barely works anyway

>>533902232
>>533902259
don't try to connect it's an ip logger

>a few hours was 10
>30 minute eta

>>533902176
>>533902015
why do turtlefags embarass themselves like this? it's gotta be a humiliation fetish or something

>Very soon we will bring down the realm again for 30 minutes to apply a new dynamic queue that adjusts based on server performance rather than fixed player limits.
>a new dynamic queue

So the next queue test in half an hour will be without the lag from all the people in queue.

>>533902267
retail with only kalimdor+eastern kingdoms

good test. great test. immaculate vibe. so much data. time for sleepies

That wasn't the real final test, there's more to come SOON

>>533902176
>A few days ago we had 4k at this hour.
A few days ago it was saturday.
Today it's monday.

>>533902280
They should just say, we were premature in our estimation that we could get this off the ground and say it will be delayed for a few months. This is embarrassing.

who does this asshole think we are, can't he test these basic functions on some fucking bots or something?

>>533902380
>que based on server performance

>>533902308
now, we wait
another day

very soon (few days from now)........

is shadow bolt casts jittering caused by the fact that I'm a troll or the lag

>Prep my shit for retail 11.2 patch
>hmm, how is epoch going
>login with no queues
>"seems good"
>enter world, chat is filled with WIPE vs NEVER WIPE spam
>shout wipe
>server shuts down
So... are we getting a clean launch now?

>>533902382
No one who plays private servers is employed lmao

>heh, I was merely testing you
>now the real test begins

>>533902380
see ya tomorrow anon

>>533902454
ease up on dat juju, bruda

SOON SO SOON YES YES SOON PLS WAIT VERY SOON NOW SOOOOON IM SOOOOOOOOONING

SUCK MY DICK HELS

>>533902327
how they have so much problems with stupid queue? shit like that was solved in stock cores decades ago

>>533902390
If kaytotes wants his 2k pop comfy server he should have no trouble making an announcement of a month+ delay. Now he's just blueballing several thousand people by stringing us along.

I didn't have any lag what is wrong with your internets?

>>533902458
if they wiped now they would just have to wipe again later because the servers are still screwy.

>>533902556
why does the morning dew fade?
why do niggers nig?
it is all a great wonder of the daily adventure of life, anon.

>>533902594
it only spiked a couple of times for me.

>>533902327
>>533902380
translation. it will randomly kick you off the queue if it feels like it

>>533902621
VERY SOON

so what are the odds they are true to being back up in 30?

now i can sleep in peace until the wipe is done

i just need a proper hit of 3-4 hours
15 minutes only makes it worse

Only wipe Kezan since it's been up for twice as long as Guru

>>533902556
becasue niggers don't share their fixes.

>>533902676
Absolute zero. Probably nap time for totes-chan.

no lag on my end, then again I'm connecting from NA and not India like the turtlefags

Soon.

>>533902602
need for wipe was caused by themselves with their hasty kneejerk "fixes" like lvl capping and shiet. and now people want to make caps again. fkin stupid

Can I play yet?

>>533902718
only wipe guru, who cares if people are higher level in a PVE realm unless you're a warmode shill. it 100% matters if someones been playing a week longer than you on a PVP realm.

These are the pre-test tests before the ultimate test to end all tests. Only the strongest testers will make it, and I feel like some of you are not up to the task.

So how is epoch ingame?

>>533902841
very soon

>>533902841
You missed it

>>533902860
heh.

>Cut my vibes into pieces
>This is my last stress test,
>Multithreading, no playing
>Don't give a fuck if I wipe it all clean

>>533902858
everyone had the change to log in. not my fault I care more about the game.

>>533902860
anyone in blasted lands should be wiped

>>533902858
the only reason wipes and level caps are in place are for the PVE realm. They are always the most competative

>>533902873
Oddly smooth compared to turtle despite allegedly being hosted by same provider.

>thank you for coming to stress test number 24, please excuse us as we go to bed for the night
>next update in 24 hours (to match the amount of times we've joked that this realm is real)

ITS BACK UP

>Servers have been offline for more than a week now, hype is gone and many people already left
>They are now considering doing a wipe which would make even more people leave

Is this some sort of grand iq 200 plan or what?

I'm fucking in

HYPERBOREA UP

>>533901213
>112

IM IN

fuckers

388 QUEUE IN IN

Lmao what, 30 minutes was actually 15? Reverse niggered

AIEEEEEE

>>533903174
>noshoes

>489 in queue
LETMEINLETMEINLETMEIN!!!

The queue is not moving at all.
Go on without me.

>no announcement no nothing
>still manages to reach 4k easily
you guys are straight delusional, the fucking shit server can run at 1 tick per second and these crackheads will still play. I can wipe and amputate the player base physically and they will play using their mouths. Player base is the perfect blend of mid life crisis, schizo neets, brain dead grinders, and gambling addicts

>>533903068
masterplan, even

>>533900634
That could be you if you rolled a cute pala/priest humie on Kezan

>>533903230
you slow baka

GET IN RATLABS KTOTE SAMA NEEDS HIS TASTY DATA NOM NOM NOM NOMMM

>Server testing

so what kind of reward are we going to get for helping "Test their servers"?

>don't tell anyone they have to wait 1-2 months so we can keep using them for testing
>clearly, we need to open more realms but let's enjoy seeing them suffer

>>533903009
While it's true parse autists go crazy. I don't think it's the same as getting roaming deathsquads purging people from zones to farm honor and resources.

>>533903246
You forgot about chuds

>dynamic queue
>doesn't move

IT'S WORKING

>>533903314
A playable server :)

Aaaaaand the genius vibecoded dynamic queue does not work. Good job.

>get in
>my internet shits itself
>now i have to wait in queue

No.... NOOOOOO

>queue based on server performance
>hardcaps the server at 600 pop

>>533903391
Ive moved 100 spots in 3 minutes

>800
Nah, i am going to sleep

>>533903314
I played all their betas since two years ago, did all the leveling challenges, reported dozens of bugs and guess what...

THE FUCKING TITLE AND PET AREN'T EVEN LIVE ON THE SERVER YET

>>533903314
all your progress wiped

Forget signing in, I was promised some new surprise from the art and content team.

>>533903246
>4k

Keep in mind that Guru is offline

>>533903434
Just wait you get in instantly after a few minutes

I'M IN

WHAT'S HAPPENING? IS SOMETHING PLAYABLE?

>spend weeks upgrading systems to get over 2k people into a server without lag
>add a new queue system that doesnt let more than 2k people in anyway
johj

>>533903051
Just one more big stress test.
One more stress test and we've got enough data to leave.
This is DIFFERENT.
We just need more data.

>only 1 great magic wand on the AH
>its almost 70s
is it worth that or will I save a lot by waiting?

if they don't wipe server firsts mean nothing.

>Dynamic queue means noone gets to play.
How Dynamic

>>533902594
there was a slight lag if you play as rdps

>>533903562
bait

>queue is already up
why are they like this

>>533903257
A masterplan of turning everyone away, yes

what class should I roll?

>>533903560
No nigga fuck that scam shit on god.

>>533903484
keep in mind it's 4am, discord locked, no announcements. 4k + 2k in queue off of word of mouth alone. These fuckers have been clicking the login button 8 hours a day for an entire week, instead of sleeping for work tomorrow they click a login button for a CHANCE for a CHANCE to play.

>>533903691
rogue it seems

>>533902594
>>533903592
>slight?
turtle was notorious for having some sort of tcp queue lag where everything felt like it was a second or two delayed and started chunking everyone's clients in raids due to that same queue backing up packets and causing the client to have to process every spellcast in a big batch instead of a stream

>>533903691
Roll hpal so you can rape with my warrrior in bgs and arenas

just woke up, how many minutes could you play last time? both status websites are fucking useless. as in my script to check ports it seems.

>>533903759
it was like 10 minutes

>>533903710
uhm it's actually 11am

>600 in queue
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>533903453

>>533903759
because ip of the server has changed

>they are experiencing unexplained memory leaks
its full on amateur hours

>>533903878
maybe in esl land

>Crashed
Its over....

ack

RIPPERONI

and it's over again

stress test 25 concluded

BLACKHAWK DOWN

nyo...........

THIS IS IT
WE'LL DO IT LIVE NEXT

Hamster died?

it's down....

just got off the phone with obama he says hes gonna wipe it

fuck it, i am playing something else

Will WE survive this trial?

NIGGERS

>>533903939
again?
i though 57.128.162.57 was it
port 8085

mop won

>>533904090
You are weak

Obama lied, Epoch died

>>533904132
*smooch*

>>533904158
it's been a weak and performance got worse than launch

I WAS SLEEPING

>>533903759
they changed the IP of the server this is the 3rd time I hate them.

time to play on bronzebeard

>>533904102
It is not the server that is tested, but us

we waited for nothing

This is what happens when Nuly and Tienrus are both in the same realm

If Epoch doesn't fix its shit before retail rolls out its patch in EU, then its gg.

TEST GVRV ALREADY

UPPY INCASE SOMEONE MISSED IT
>UPPY INCASE SOMEONE MISSED IT
UPPY INCASE SOMEONE MISSED IT
>UPPY INCASE SOMEONE MISSED IT

I'm actually just sick of these fags

>check on my level 10 character how much time I have played and would lose in a wipe
>barely 4 hours
why are people crying and moaning about a wipe again?

ITS UP

>>533904290
Nuly is a cuck

>>533903993
They didn't know what a debugger was for 7 years.

>>533904302
it blew up already

>>533904308
>150 mining
>150 eng
>150 first aid
>80 fishing
>50 cooking
>118 gold

>Get in
>Server gets shut down literally 2 minutes later
>Try to get back in
>600 queue
>Get in
>shut down in 2 minutes
>try to get back in
>874 queue

I'm done

I want a wipe to snipe a name I want

>>533904420
thank you for the data

>>533904302
BROS, OUR FINAL TRIAL WILL SOON BE UPON US

>>533904408
pro wipe false flagging faggot with no proof

>>533904420
No you're not, don't kid yourself

Friendly reminder that beyond the "reimagined" Wailing Caverns and Dead Mines - there's absolutely ZERO new dungeon or world content.
And that took them FOUR YEARS.

Meanwhile here on TurtleWOW we have so much new and exciting content of the highest quality, that one could even call it a full blown WoW expansion!
And there's even MORE coming with our newest content patch on August 15th.
Dont miss out!
https://turtle-wow.org/

>>533904473
>everyone is American

>>533904408
dirty hax0r that anakin punk is

>1113 in queue
I'm withering away

>>533904494
people will fall for this as long as you post it

The realm is up with NIGGERCOCK enabled which allows us to find pregnant man spammers and poopsocker's moms leaks. This causes nigger performance. But if it survives this trial that's about as good as it gets as a sign for go napping. Please stay gooning. We will remove your character soon but since it is a +2 months based queue this is a spitroast test. NIGGERCOCK™ makes performance with your mom slower, queue is based on plapping your crush, two taurens one gnome.

>>533904494
but onyxia has an added extra boss

>>533904494
I understand you're doing this ironically but you're still a retard shill who should blow his brains out

>QUE ISN'T MOVING
BROS....

>>533904509
Its also 11 am for EU, most are working/school/not home

>>533904494
Still not playing turtle

>>533904562
IT MOVED

Im gonna goon, see ya later.

>>533904494
There's a new dungeon in STV retard

I'm going back to work.

What is the % of epoch players that are not White?

They made literally 0 progress since the launch, everytime they open it lasts maybe 15 minutes then it shit itself. The funniest part is when they pretend to know what they are doing and act smug on the Discord "Yeah, we got good data" "Yeah, we accomplished what we wanted for today". Just how long will this shitshow last?

>>533904639
0.01%

>>533904639
it's a private server so about 90%

>>533904569
>4th of august
>school
bro....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>533904639
0% because THIS FUCKING SUN KEEPS BURNING MY SKIN

>>533904639
gurubashi was at least 30% ESL

>>533904467
I'd post proof if guru went up for a minute.

>>533904727
the undead rogues on gurubashi seemed to be friendly

>>533904701
I forgot it's summer..

Gurusirs? White as snow

i blinked and went up like 800 spots
its working, maybe

>>533904785
jajajajajajajajaja

>>533904802
theres currently 1,4k in game. Seems they are increasing server cap by 200 by hand

>Doing all this testing
>Still can't unlock the fucking discord because they're afraid of any speech whatsoever

>>533904494
Tbc talents and playable client?

>>533904785
t.

That's it, I'm going to take a shower, look at what you made me do

>>533904494
>here on TurtleWOW we have
THREE playable classes!

>>533904909
oh no no no kezansisters? our response?

>>533903532
>49C GPU running wow
oof

>>533904785
>horde niggers are actual niggers
more reasons to roll alliance on Guru to kill them all

>>533904910
you know, that might be a good idea if this is like an extended test

Queue seems to be working well. Went from 1,400 to about 145 now since it launcehd.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

aaaand its gone

>Finally get in
>instant d/c

AND ITS GONE

ok its fucked
literally no different from launch

aaaand back to the drawing board

the vibes are just off we have to postpone the launch for a while

>get it
>it's over
Yeah im done with Eflop

It's over....

why doesn't this fucking retard let the shit run for 24 hours just to see whats up.
forget the wipe who fucking cares anymore this shit is doa.

I might look for a job and sort my life out

>>533905080
>>533905063
>>533905061
>>533905054
just log in again it's the custom content crash like they said

mmmm good data

Not even trying to doompost here but I don't think they're going to have this shit working by the end of the summer

>>533904882
This. Playing on Vanilla when doing custom content is actual CBT fueled by buzzwords about horizontal progression

>run into a higher level cave with another guy
>DC'd just as we pull an even higher npc

>>533905092
see you in the next 5 minutes!

>>533905063
it is far, far worse than launch

THEYRE COLLECTING DATA GUYS COME ON!

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH KAYTOTES IS TYPING

>>533904308
Because the game launched last week

This wasn't a "Server test" this wasn't a "Stress test" this wasn't a "Beta test" it was the launch of the game. Why should my progress be erased? Even if it's 2 hours what gives them the reason for doing so?

"A few people got ahead" isn't a good reason. If someone abused the system and got a lot of gold, just remove that gold from them. Why should 98% of people be punished for something that 2% of the people did?

A wipe "Because some people got ahead" isn't going to change anything, those people will still get ahead no matter what they do or how many times they wipe.

mnfgh... so much data... i'm gonna...

THEY HAVEN'T MADE ANY PROGRESS
IT'S FUCKING OVER

They should have called this server Turtle Wow instead, since it's gonna take weeks to do anything

my balls are purple

They need to stop testing shit and just give people a few hours to breath and fucking play the game, this is so fucking retarded

it's getting annoying

>>533905238
I mean they got 13 days until turtle fresh goes live

>>533905252
Its crashing man, its still fucked

>>533905238
it's turtles all the way down...

>>533905198
nice pasta, did you copy it from reddit?

Oh God... turtlefresh really is going to launch before epoch.

why is this happening to me???

why
why
why

epoch is a cuck server
and gaytotes loves cucking (You)

>>533905198
relax bro it's just a private server

>>533905198
Holy reddit

Is there something you'd like to say, /epog/?

i'm not taking part in this anymore, gonna just lurk the thread and watch you all get used like cheap lab rats

>>533905198
KYs retard it's barely an alpha stress test

i'm in

>queue finally gets close
>disconnected
its literally just like day 1 lmao

See you on Ambershire.

is it still down or did I get banned for posting in this thread

can't wait for another 24 hours for radio silence

>>533905382
just give me the award and fuck off

>>533905309
its quite a dickmove tbqh no cap frfr

Your Majesty, where the hell is Project Epoch?

>tourists getting filtered left and right
you love to see it

I just want to playyyyyy

What are the latest vibes?

Yup, more tourists getting filtered. Epoch is BACK baby, sending good vibes and positive energy to the dev team!

sorry everyone, retail patch is out tomorrow and my friends wants to push m+, so i can't play pochie after all

This is the 2b2t of wow btw

Tourists SEETHING

Can you really be called a tourist if you can't visit the place THOUGH

>>533905198
Because the server launched with hyper spawning chests and mine/herb nodes that might have been exploited.
I don't believe the devs lies for a moment, if someone gets a big gold lead over everyone else they could take over the AH

>>533905621
>m+

>Vibes? Immaculate.
>Data? Collected.
>Queues? Fixed.
>Kezan? Functional.
>Gurubashi? Who cares.

>>533905397
Then they should have advertised it as such on their site and in official communication but they didn't now did they? They were very clear that this is the actual, real launch

>>533905307
>>533905346
>>533905368
>unable to actually refute anything I said

sad!

I have all the data I need to evolve Project Epoch further.

the vibes are feeling BREATHTAKING, 5 mins of playtime and I'm really feeling the vibes! Sending all my love and energy to the dev team for making today's 5 minutes feel magical! :)

Turtle wow trannies losing their minds

THE DIALS THEY'RE
THEY'RE NOT TURNING BACK

>>533905491
It is, but Turtle has always been rather cutthroat. Project Epoch was too complacent over where it sat in regards to the p. server scene.

I'M EPOCH
SON OF A BITCH TOURIST
TOURIST IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A WIPE?
DO YOU WANT A SERVER?
TOURIST IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER FUCKING TOURIST
I couldn't think of anything for the last line

*coughs up blood*

I... I.... Uuuuughggg

*dies*

>>533905685
>Because the server launched with hyper spawning chests and mine/herb nodes that might have been exploited.

Then just remove the gold/herbs/ore from those people

>>533892775 (OP)
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant timewasting server

>>533905842
ONE LESS IN THE QUEUE LADS

>>533905491
nah fuck all that, you don't have a monopoly on a pserver scene post Sod ending and you cant even launch a private server. every nigga needs to wait on you to fix your shit before they can do their own projects?
fuck that noise.
shenna gave those niggas a month to fix their shit.

just wait for the next update. either they're pulling the trigger on relaunch or something catastrophic happened AGAIN

MORE TESTS INCOMING

GET YOUR PENISES READY

>>533905747
Can it really be considered a launch if I wasn't a part of it?

>>533905842
Zanzibart.... forgive me....

"Cool that did the trick and found some stuff. Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again without asan so you get a lag free state. I won't set a queue or player limit."

NEW
UPDATE
WE ARE BACK

>>533905925
Project Epoch was the best thing to happen to the Turtle Wow population for a while

Its all good pls wait soon

>Wont set a queue or player limit
LOL HERE WE GO BOYS! ALL THE TIME WASTED FOR THIS!

>>533905842
the wonder is he hath endured so long...

Is the guy having a seizure?

EVERYONE GET READY TO COLLECT SOME MORE DATA

I won't set a queue after 5 or 10 minutes or player limit.
he edited it...

uguguhguhghgugu....epochgghgugugu uugugugugug p-please.... ghghghhgerhh.....

>>533906023
they should continue this trolling ad infinitum until epoch becomes family and friends server

>>533906061
He's turning the dials

>Turdle troons having a literal meltdown over the tests
OH NO NO NO EPOCH BROKE THEM COMPLETELY

im brown

>>533905309
>all tourists are going to shit up turtle wow
you say that as if that's a bad thing

Wait hold on a minute... is it happening?
>>533905842
Bro died literally just before this post on discord

>>533906026
implying he will get more than 2k players

Vibes status?

>>533906101
Where do I get those?