/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
LET ME IN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES!
Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soonβ’
>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net
>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year
>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.
>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
whisper anyone
>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
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>>533892775
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/4/2025, 11:58:28 AM
No.533907632
I believe!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:58:40 AM
No.533907653
>>533907715
>its over
Are you guys playing anything while waiting for pochie?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:58:48 AM
No.533907665
never ever
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:08 AM
No.533907679
it's just begun
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:11 AM
No.533907682
KEZAN DOWN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:27 AM
No.533907701
WE BACK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:36 AM
No.533907715
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:05 PM
No.533907748
WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:17 PM
No.533907756
I'll just wait until we get a confirmation that we're not gonna get a wipe
not even going to bother logging in until then
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:19 PM
No.533907757
>>533907951
>>533908225
>weird sideways table
data collection tests
>luigi
epoch players' patience
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:22 PM
No.533907759
>>533907664
yea, my guitar
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:28 PM
No.533907768
LET THEM LAUGH
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:35 PM
No.533907776
favela host
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:39 PM
No.533907781
I'M IN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:48 PM
No.533907795
>>533907579 (OP)
She wouldn't even feel me if I tried to stick it in. I love Whitemane
>>533907664
I've been gooning to small penis humiliation videos and pics all weekend while waiting for Pochie
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:58 PM
No.533907808
>>533907664
Bronzebeard, its ok, it has more of a arpg vibe same as retail
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:01:02 PM
No.533907810
the server is up
the queue is disabled so it says disconnected
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:01:16 PM
No.533907828
>>533907664
Just completed a successful sortie!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:01:28 PM
No.533907838
I'm just gonna jack it to futa lolis
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:01:28 PM
No.533907839
>>533906834
>>533907460
ANON KILLED POCHIE BLOODY BASTARD
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:01:55 PM
No.533907869
>>533907959
COOL THAT DID THE TRICK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:01:55 PM
No.533907870
Cool that did the trick and found some stuff. Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again without asan so you get a lag free state.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:01:59 PM
No.533907876
IT'S DOWN AGAIN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:07 PM
No.533907885
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:08 PM
No.533907887
NOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:24 PM
No.533907910
>>533908231
>literally cant keep it up for more than 2 minutes
LMAO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:25 PM
No.533907913
holy FUARK
turtle could never...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:29 PM
No.533907920
SO MANY CUSTOM CONTENT FIXES WHEW DEVS WORKING HARD
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:30 PM
No.533907924
I am so blessed I got to experience epoch again, this time for 50 seconds.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:35 PM
No.533907927
wipe finna hit so hard
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:53 PM
No.533907949
JUST LET US FUCKING PLAY KAYTOTES THIS IS RETARDED
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:55 PM
No.533907951
>>533907757
We going feet first to prolong the suffering
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:55 PM
No.533907952
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:03:02 PM
No.533907959
>>533907869
JUST GONNA C O M P I L E
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:03:17 PM
No.533907973
>>get in
>>click npc
>>it crash
?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:03:22 PM
No.533907982
You WILL not play Epoch this week.
You WILL sit refreshing login and server status.
You WILL wait for increasingly distant discord updates.
You WILL hear about the state of the vibes.
You WILL thank the mods and respond to their polls with an emote.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:03:29 PM
No.533907986
POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:03:46 PM
No.533908006
OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:04:25 PM
No.533908046
If Turtle fresh launches before this shit is stable I am actually jumping ship, yeah their cashshop is gay as fuck but at least the game fucking works
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:04:26 PM
No.533908048
>>533908180
GEtting some day
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:04:30 PM
No.533908051
>accept explorers contract
>server dies
nyo...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:04:39 PM
No.533908063
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:05:17 PM
No.533908104
>open server without queue and cap
>crashes immediately
Lol, this shit is never coming out.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:05:40 PM
No.533908126
>>533908192
>>533908258
Reminder that you waited 3 years for this
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:05:54 PM
No.533908142
>>533908389
i think its really over this time. i can feel all my interest slip away. no epoch. no wow. im free
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:06:17 PM
No.533908164
>CAN'T GET PLAYERS ONLINE
>NEVER EVEN TESTED CUSTOM CONTENT SO IT WILL CRASH THE SERVER CONSTANTLY
please just take it out back and shoot it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:06:41 PM
No.533908180
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:06:51 PM
No.533908192
>>533908126
fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyoufuckuo
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:06:57 PM
No.533908197
KAYTOTES IS TYPING
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:21 PM
No.533908223
>>533908354
>>533908383
SERVER DOESN*T LAG IT'S JUST THIRDIE INTERNETS
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:23 PM
No.533908225
>>533907757
am i weird, when this makes lol?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:27 PM
No.533908231
>>533907910
just like my penis....
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:28 PM
No.533908235
Project Epoch IS CLASSIC PLUS
There is no leaving the faster you accept this the easier it is going to be.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:39 PM
No.533908248
>>533908296
So is the server actually up or not?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:50 PM
No.533908258
>>533908126
bro i couldn't fucking IMAGINE waiting 3 years for THIS, glad I found out like 3 months ago
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:52 PM
No.533908261
>investigating things random people typed in world chat
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:00 PM
No.533908278
>>533908320
where flying dog
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:10 PM
No.533908287
>>533908324
so is it up or not? the tracking websites are useless
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:12 PM
No.533908292
>>533908375
>>533908415
People are in theres just no queue so itsdisconnects you if its full
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:18 PM
No.533908296
>>533908356
>>533908248
Yes! Oh wait it crash... yes! Oh another crash..
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:20 PM
No.533908304
At this point it's obvious that Kezan is the problem.
Just delete it and open up Guru so we can all start playing with zero issues.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:26 PM
No.533908310
guys the vibes arent feeling so good..
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:37 PM
No.533908320
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:39 PM
No.533908324
>>533908287
crashed before 3k players
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:51 PM
No.533908329
>>533908482
bruh it's over with. these niggers are beyond amateurs. it's been over week announce the fucking delay. this stuff needs months more time. trying to fix it all in a week was silly.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:09:14 PM
No.533908354
>>533908223
>HE'S HITTING US WITH THE WORKS ON MY MACHINE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:09:17 PM
No.533908356
>>533908296
I can't even log in, it's just straight to disconnect.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:09:18 PM
No.533908357
I gooned for 10 days in a row waiting for epoch to come and I can barely write anymore..
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:09:33 PM
No.533908375
>>533908292
this is just not true, I was in and the server crashed.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:09:38 PM
No.533908383
>>533908223
what chat. its kia
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:09:41 PM
No.533908389
>>533908142
Bro. Just one more test. Just one or two more dials. VIBES ARE IMMACULATE!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:09 PM
No.533908415
>>533908460
>>533908292
What's the cap?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:21 PM
No.533908428
>>533908542
This server has no future, even when they fix the current issues there is no doubt a laundry list of future ones we'll be running into every other day
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:25 PM
No.533908435
>>533908716
>>533907664
What gaem is that from on your image?
Why are the Turtle shells out in full force spreading lies about the server? The vibes are immaculate.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:48 PM
No.533908460
>>533908415
dynamic based on server performance
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:48 PM
No.533908461
>>533908538
Why the fuck won't they just cap it at 2k players?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:48 PM
No.533908462
>We'll look into
>Very soon we will bring
>Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again
>The realm is up with ASAN
please log in
>We have now completed our preparations
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:11:13 PM
No.533908482
>>533908329
feels like they spent week chasing some wild geese
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:11:14 PM
No.533908483
>>533908451
turtle is forced soul
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:11:26 PM
No.533908493
>>533908451
don't even play turtle just dont' play this.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:11:54 PM
No.533908518
>server itself running excellently
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:12:11 PM
No.533908538
>>533908714
>>533908461
Because that would be accepting defeat and admitting they can't fix the server, they're too ego driven for that
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:12:14 PM
No.533908542
>>533908428
everyone with a functioning brain already realized it, I'm pretty sure 90% of this general just enjoys the shitshow, you must be retarded if you actually want to play on epoch
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:12:27 PM
No.533908558
>>533908652
It's been a week - how the fuck did they not get a proper queue going yet
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:13:01 PM
No.533908585
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:13:06 PM
No.533908596
epoch humiliation general
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:13:23 PM
No.533908613
midna...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:13:37 PM
No.533908631
What if project epoch was just an elaborate scheme by shennatroon to get us all hyped up for WoW again, dump it, then get all yall weak willed fags back into turtle freshie?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:13:58 PM
No.533908647
Playing on Turtle now
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:14:03 PM
No.533908652
>>533908558
Because they haven't finished migrating everything to Linux yet
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:14:11 PM
No.533908667
ATTENTION ALL EPOCH GAMERS! The servers are in great danger, and Kaytotes needs your help to fix them! But to do this, he needs people to stop posting mpreg emotes and collect more data. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick, so that Kaytotes can secure Pochie Monday and achieve the EPIC fresh experience!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:14:34 PM
No.533908685
pfffffffft..........HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAOIWEHAOIHE;OAIWHG;OAIW;GAOWEJGAWEGAWOEIGJAOGREA
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:14:38 PM
No.533908689
just took my morning turtle, coffee always brings it out of me
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:14:42 PM
No.533908693
>>533908742
So what are we rolling on Ambershire?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:15:05 PM
No.533908714
>>533908538
they can't even get a queue functioning
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:15:06 PM
No.533908716
>>533908435
Depersonalization! It's a fun rpg
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:15:29 PM
No.533908742
>>533908693
all these servers have custom class changes so i don't know a thing about turtle.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:15:30 PM
No.533908743
A post from December from Project Epoop
>When we last gave an update we stated we had 1,720 issues still open across a broad spectrum of the game. This included 83 Launch Blocking issues. Despite being a well earned quiet month for staff a number of key issues have still been closed. This now stands at 1,669 open of which 50 are Launch Blocking. Many of the Launch Blocking bugs are also some of the hardest to resolve so weβre pleased that even with this result for a particularly IRL packed month.
Imagine thinking they fixed any of this in 8 months
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:15:47 PM
No.533908757
>>533908671
Nice tits, whore.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:15:50 PM
No.533908762
I live in a favela i keep getting game shutdown, must be the server right favelabros?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:16:10 PM
No.533908778
POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
TRVST THE PLVN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:16:22 PM
No.533908785
>>533908865
so what will be the cope once the lag is "fixed", but the server crashes every 10 minutes?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:16:23 PM
No.533908786
I am escalating.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:16:55 PM
No.533908823
>>533908843
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:03 PM
No.533908827
This is pure incompetence hidden under a carefully crafted veneer of professionalism. Is this the kind of personality the modern workplace creates?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:05 PM
No.533908828
This was supposed to the final test!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:14 PM
No.533908837
>>533908863
>>533908874
im going to bed
>>533908823
If she's your beloved then why are you gooning to orcs fucking her?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:27 PM
No.533908845
are they bringing it back up or what's the deal?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:36 PM
No.533908856
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:42 PM
No.533908863
>>533908837
good night, pork chop
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:45 PM
No.533908865
>>533908785
Turtle players are DDOSing the server
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:50 PM
No.533908874
>>533908837
Good night kaytotes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:18:02 PM
No.533908880
I'm going to take a nap, don't play without me
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:18:19 PM
No.533908910
>>533908982
>>533908671
If there was a mod like this that actually worked I'd become a nelf main.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:18:30 PM
No.533908916
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:18:59 PM
No.533908942
getting disconnected after choosing either realm, are they down again?!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:19:03 PM
No.533908946
At this rate the vote for a wipe won't even matter.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:19:16 PM
No.533908962
>>533908998
why am i getting connected>disconnected from the server any time i login?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:19:34 PM
No.533908979
>>533908843
It's complicated
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:19:37 PM
No.533908982
>>533909108
>>533908910
hehe yeah, if...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:19:43 PM
No.533908986
>>533909102
>>533908843
It's hotter watching someone you love actually get satisfied when you don't have the tools necessary to help them
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:19:53 PM
No.533908998
>>533908962
because the server is up but the queue is not - they're at the cap so you're just getting booted
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:20:09 PM
No.533909015
>>533909082
The worse part of all of this, is even if these clowns fix the server they're going to spend 2-4 days talking to the community about "going forward".
Like god dam you got a discord full of staff and you don't trust any one but you to talk to the community you silenced about the future?
Fuck it's so frustrating.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:20:21 PM
No.533909029
>>533908843
it's a thirdie with interracial fetish larping, he's been posting that shit every day
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:20:23 PM
No.533909031
>>533909197
are you enjoying the blue ball experience?
READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS
READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS
READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:21:22 PM
No.533909075
>>533909053
that did the trick
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:21:29 PM
No.533909082
>>533909015
fucking this - just make their own decision. They're not going to lose any players either way.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:21:41 PM
No.533909098
>>533909169
>>533909053
The data has been collected
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:21:41 PM
No.533909102
>>533909178
>>533909183
>>533908986
I met a new colleague last week, the moment he let it slip that he was a cuck I was disgusted by him. You are not a man, you are barely even human with this mindset.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:21:49 PM
No.533909108
>>533908982
Hand it over now
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:01 PM
No.533909120
RoundRobin
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:08 PM
No.533909129
>according to Kaytotes server is working great, he is talking to people in world chat.
>not a single screenshot of current pop on /epog/.
Is he just going to pretend now that servers are working?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:10 PM
No.533909132
best 2 minutes I have played on epoch thus far
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:18 PM
No.533909143
>>533909053
>reading the logs
>downloading the data
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:29 PM
No.533909157
>>533909053
they can shift through my log i just dumped.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:32 PM
No.533909162
>>533909053
>they're reading
WE ARE SO BACK
TOURISTS FILTERED
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:36 PM
No.533909169
>>533909098
Data has been collected
Vibes are exceeding limits known to man.
Time for another 24 hours long nappies.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:45 PM
No.533909178
>>533909102
We like being degraded so that turned me on a little
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:54 PM
No.533909183
>>533909102
don't say that you'll turn him on
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:23:10 PM
No.533909197
>>533909220
>>533909031
Yes actually reminds me of my time in army.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:23:13 PM
No.533909202
>>533909053
The teams vibes are very positive.
You won't hear another update for 18 hours now.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:23:14 PM
No.533909203
is ulmetrs awake? i feel like kaytote only tinkers with things when hes sleeping
making it seem like he's doing things. stolen valor? i hope he was paid upfront
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:23:20 PM
No.533909207
>>533909241
>>533909367
uhhh
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:23:38 PM
No.533909220
>>533909273
>>533909293
>>533909197
Who did you bottom for?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:24:03 PM
No.533909241
>>533909207
GVRVFASHY, IT'S OUR TIME.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:24:25 PM
No.533909271
that did the trick
that did the trick
that did the trick
that did the trick
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:24:26 PM
No.533909273
>>533909352
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:24:30 PM
No.533909276
>>533909375
monster orc cock or monster alliance cock?
where did the trend of replacing U with V in words come from
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:24:43 PM
No.533909293
>>533909352
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:24:55 PM
No.533909309
GVRVFASHY GVRVFASHY GVRVFASHY
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:24:57 PM
No.533909312
>>533909362
>>533909282
shvt the fvck vp
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:25:07 PM
No.533909327
I'm glad that this is gonna filter out the tourists. This time they'll go away for sure. We'll finally have /ourserver/ to ourselves.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:25:30 PM
No.533909351
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:25:34 PM
No.533909352
>>533909273
>>533909293
Contemporary armies really are for sissies, aren't they?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:25:44 PM
No.533909362
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:25:49 PM
No.533909367
>>533909207
der untergang..
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:25:54 PM
No.533909375
>>533909276
worg cock>orc cock
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:26:36 PM
No.533909425
>>533909282
started around two thousand years ago
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:26:58 PM
No.533909448
>>533909531
SO why the fuck can't I login?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:27:16 PM
No.533909463
>>533909535
is the u>v thing a pro ukranian, a pro russian or a zoomer thing?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:27:22 PM
No.533909469
can't they just give up and alli with torta
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:27:38 PM
No.533909490
Hey I just got back. Looks like you guys are having a rough time testing for free, with a reward of being wiped for your efforts.
Keep up the good work.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:28:00 PM
No.533909520
>>533909282
Ancient Rome... home
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:28:12 PM
No.533909531
>>533909448
sorry only streamers and tiktokers allowed
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:28:15 PM
No.533909535
>>533909463
Zoomer /pol/ meme
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:28:22 PM
No.533909541
>KEZAN OFFLINE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:28:25 PM
No.533909543
I have a feeling that this will not in fact be the final test...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:28:37 PM
No.533909554
>>533910070
>>533909282
incel posting, "born in the wrong generation, billions must die" freaks imitate Roman numerals because they genuinely believe they'd be the next emperor or senator if they had the chance to be born in a glorious "vvhite" civilization where Tyrone doesn't bully them while fucking their crush.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:28:41 PM
No.533909558
WE BACK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:29:02 PM
No.533909585
>RIGHT BACK AT SCENE OF THE CRIME
Bros... Should I click it again`?!?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:29:58 PM
No.533909647
>>533909718
>>533909838
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:21 PM
No.533909672
data collected
thanks for coming
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:25 PM
No.533909681
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:25 PM
No.533909682
I GET IN DC I GET IN I DC WHY AM I TRYING
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:27 PM
No.533909686
Yea im going to bed. Ill check again next weekend.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:31 PM
No.533909689
20s this time.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:34 PM
No.533909692
I'M IN
nevermind
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:45 PM
No.533909707
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:48 PM
No.533909713
>>533909608
>NO WIPE NO WIPE in the chat
shit flat out doesn't work and that's what epoopheads are worried about
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:52 PM
No.533909718
>>533909970
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:56 PM
No.533909723
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH what a shit server
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:30:57 PM
No.533909725
>>533909883
>crashed within 5 seconds
Embarrassing desu. Now they'll spend another 2 weeks fixing server stability, then it turns out their old TC repo is full of unpatched exploits so we'll get another wipe. Server stays fresh forever I guess.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:31:08 PM
No.533909740
>>533908451
>server only up for a max of 5 hours over a week
>launch blocking bugs still not fixed
>servers themselves still not fixed
>registrations closed
>discord closed
>reddit being spammed with downvote bots on anyone talking about how bad it is
>test revealed that the server still doesn't work since it just crashed within a minute
>VIBES ARE IMMACULATE THOUGH
Their cope is so funny. Right now this thread is basically the only place people can actually talk about the server.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:31:15 PM
No.533909747
>>533910095
>even discord mods are trolling the devs
it's over
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:31:26 PM
No.533909759
>10 seconds of data
THEY ARE GETTING INCREASINGLY EFFICIENT
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:31:26 PM
No.533909761
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:01 PM
No.533909802
>>533909608
>This quest might unironicly be causing the custom content crash.
Keep doing it. Keep crashing the server.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:04 PM
No.533909803
>>533909868
Crashing at 1200, its over
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:17 PM
No.533909827
vibe check?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:21 PM
No.533909832
Cancel the launch and tell the players to come back next month holy fuck
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:22 PM
No.533909838
>>533909949
>>533910150
>>533906834
>>533907460
>>533909608
>>533909647
>anon unironically keeps crashing the server by clicking a gobbo
Uuhhh... BASED DEPARTMENT!?!?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:23 PM
No.533909839
>>533909997
>Over a week of post-launch work later
>Server can last 15 seconds
As frustrating as it is, this feels like the first time they've actually worked on everything.
I mean I'm sure there's a lot going on behind the scenes but it's nice to feel the progress first hand.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:42 PM
No.533909868
>>533909803
there's no lag before crashing so I don't think it's the server
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:43 PM
No.533909869
Turtle won. We will all goon as high elves on Ambershire. Deal with it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:46 PM
No.533909875
>>533909608
fuck them if they're this fucking stupid, keep crashing it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:49 PM
No.533909883
>>533909978
>>533909725
why not rebase with latest TC for starters? might even fix the queueue
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:51 PM
No.533909885
>>533909960
>>533909961
kezan and GVRV need to be in the same battlegroup so GVRV players can mog kezanfags in PvP
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:14 PM
No.533909917
>>533909860
... You're feeling progres? It's fucking worse than it was on day 1.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:36 PM
No.533909937
>>533910003
>>533910034
This was supposed to be the LAST stress test bros..
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:44 PM
No.533909949
>>533909838
5 Turdle coins have been deposited into my account so far.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:54 PM
No.533909960
>>533909885
the technology doesn't exist
t. gaytotes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:53 PM
No.533909961
>>533909885
not happening
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:55 PM
No.533909962
>>533910016
>>533909608
what even is this gobbo for?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:58 PM
No.533909965
>>533909860
What progress stupid nigga, it's crashing even faster than before
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:03 PM
No.533909970
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:03 PM
No.533909971
>>533909608
anon please... pochie monday...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:11 PM
No.533909978
>>533909883
Once you add bespoke shit like custom quests, scripts etc you kinda commit to that repo.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:18 PM
No.533909992
>>533909860
it is worse in every measurable way than on launch
the only reason this is going on right now because the DEVELOPERS were throwing a hissy fit about the server having a queue of 7k
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:20 PM
No.533909997
>>533909839
we'll have full continuous Epoch sometimes in 2032
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:23 PM
No.533910002
>>533909608
stop clickin the gobbo!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:24 PM
No.533910003
>>533909937
Yeah, the last sign of life before the stillbirth.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:27 PM
No.533910006
>>533909860
>progress
it's literally more unstable than on release day
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:37 PM
No.533910016
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:48 PM
No.533910032
did they just delete the 'F' comment.
jesus....salty gaytotes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:34:51 PM
No.533910034
>>533909937
was pretty stressful, no cap
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:35:23 PM
No.533910064
please stop crashing the server i just want to play please...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:35:25 PM
No.533910069
>>533910115
>>533910168
>it's getting shorter every single time
>>533909554
I don't think Romans thought of themselves as white, they were just Roman. And they integrated people across many cultures. Identity politics to separate people, I bet even just seeing the phrases identity politics or white already starts the process in the brain to let emotion take over and stop thinking rationally, ja very gut
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:35:58 PM
No.533910095
>>533909747
>deleted already
lmao
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:02 PM
No.533910102
>>533910221
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:09 PM
No.533910110
I am so fucking sick of these cunts and the way they update and handle discord.
At least with turtlewow I don't know a single fucking mod - in my 2 years of playing there not once have I ever had to concern myself with the cunts behind the scenes. Apparently a feat too far for Epoch.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:12 PM
No.533910113
>After long and hard look at the data re crashes following our swap to Debian we have decided to once again swap to Windows Server OS. Thank you for your support and patience. Nappy time!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:15 PM
No.533910115
>>533910069
>it's getting worse with every iteration
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:39 PM
No.533910150
>>533909608
>>533909838
next time click it precisely at the start of a minute, when the second hand goes 59-00
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:54 PM
No.533910168
>>533910069
Unfortunately anon is parked right next to the crash button.
>>533909608
We're at his mercy now...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:37:08 PM
No.533910183
>>533910261
Streamers already moved on to OSRS this shit is fucking dead
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:37:16 PM
No.533910197
Cool that did the trick and found some stuff. Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again without asan so you get a lag free state.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:37:38 PM
No.533910221
>>533910334
>>533910102
go on...? I'm listening
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:37:40 PM
No.533910225
>>533910363
Kaytotes just launched overwatch before switching it to hidden lmaoooooooooo
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:38:20 PM
No.533910261
>>533910183
Good. everybody wants 2k pop dad server anyway
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:38:51 PM
No.533910291
>>533910375
The crash was vehicle related, judging by the github update.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:39:39 PM
No.533910334
>>533910560
>>533910581
>>533910221
Romans were white conquerors and all of their politicians were overwhelmingly white. Your narrative doesn't work.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:40:17 PM
No.533910363
>>533910225
If they can't get this out before Ambershire Epoch is officially done lmao.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:40:26 PM
No.533910375
>>533910291
Specifically, logging out when on a vehicle (or being dc'd), and reconnecting, causes a crash. So every time vehicle riders log on the server goes down.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:40:48 PM
No.533910406
>>533910472
>>533910070
white people didn't exist until jews needed to be labeled white so they could resist persecution for being jewish
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:40:57 PM
No.533910417
>>533910472
>>533910070
"white" isn't an identity even now anywhere else apart from America.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:41:45 PM
No.533910472
>>533910623
>>533910406
>>533910417
Every single NW European is more genetically aligned than they are elsewhere in the World.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:41:57 PM
No.533910481
ah so this is the custom content crash that is easily fixable in 5 minutes, having good vibes about this
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:42:45 PM
No.533910532
>>533910795
I am white
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:43:14 PM
No.533910560
>>533910334
Yeah sure, Roman citizens presumably had Mediterranean flavored skin and descended from Proto-Indo-Europeans who migrated from the Ural mountain ranges and prob had fair skin, no disagreement there.
What I'm saying is that the white is in your head and is working as planned
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:43:37 PM
No.533910581
>>533910334
>italians thinking they are white
Lmao
Sometimes I wish the nords were the ultimate victors of Yurop. Sucks that the shitty anglo-saxons won in the end.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:44:08 PM
No.533910623
>>533910472
>NW european
we were talking about "white". Do you think a serb, an irish and a spaniard collectively form a distinct "white" identity?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:44:23 PM
No.533910634
I am Roman.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:44:47 PM
No.533910662
>>533910714
>>533910915
If I go take a shit am I gonna miss the server coming back?
I don't want to be sitting mashing login without a queue if I can help it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:44:52 PM
No.533910671
>Servers come up
>Massive urge to shit rumbles in my guts
>I'd rather shit myself than be in queue and fall behind
>Fuck it
>Spend 5 minutes playing with liquid, steaming magma clinging to my ass
>Servers crash
WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:45:07 PM
No.533910681
Gaytotes? The fix?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:45:24 PM
No.533910705
>>533910817
Im starting to wonder if im retarded because Iβm still trying to play this shit
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:45:34 PM
No.533910714
>>533910662
Yes like 5 times, you'll be back for the 6th uptime.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:45:36 PM
No.533910716
What class should I roll? The server could go up any second.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:45:37 PM
No.533910719
Epoch is so dead that Hispanic men are debating each other at 6am over who's lineage is more white
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:46:21 PM
No.533910768
>>533910801
If the server still hasnt ironed out custom content crashes. They wont be functional for MONTHS. Think about it. The more people spread out and find more content the more people are gunna stumble into random server crashing quests.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:46:36 PM
No.533910781
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:46:59 PM
No.533910795
>>533910893
>>533910948
>>533910532
everybody needs to send photo of hand for their AI controlled whiteness verification
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:47:01 PM
No.533910801
>>533910941
>>533911097
>>533910768
Yeah I don't understand why they didn't test all of this shit before launch???
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:47:20 PM
No.533910817
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:48:32 PM
No.533910893
>>533910986
>>533911137
>>533910795
I'm English and based on his accent from a video, I'm close to where he lives / grew up, idk if he still lives there or anything, I'm not going to go looking for him or anything crazy like that
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:48:54 PM
No.533910912
Its over
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:48:57 PM
No.533910915
>>533910972
>>533910662
>I don't want to be sitting mashing login without a queue if I can help it
time to start shitting AND mashing login at the same time kek (remote desktop from a phone)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:49:21 PM
No.533910941
>>533911059
>>533910801
I don't understand why it's so hard to just pay 1 dude a measly sum to do all the quests. Surely there is some turbo neet out there that would happily play on a solo private server and do all the quests and try out exploits to see if things crash when certain events occur. Hell I'd do it for like 20 bucks a week, just to have a game to play.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:49:23 PM
No.533910945
>>533911029
I've spent so long doing this that I just found my first gray pubic hair.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:49:26 PM
No.533910948
>>533910795
this would be gigabased system
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:49:52 PM
No.533910972
>>533911369
>>533910915
>(remote desktop from a phone)
that sounds like a hassle and a security risk
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:50:07 PM
No.533910986
>>533910893
kaytotes i MEAN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:50:52 PM
No.533911029
>>533910945
I currently have a snow white nose hair, none other I've found on my body thankfully.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:50:56 PM
No.533911031
Raping my hand to the OP image, wishing there was a tauren cock pumping her butthole...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:51:22 PM
No.533911058
Sorry we're manually removing some users from wagons to their hearth locations and then disabling wagons.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:51:23 PM
No.533911059
>>533911161
>>533910941
why wouldn't the devs want to test the very thing they just fucking made though? it makes no fucking sense why it wasn't done along the way - I've never see an IT project so mismanaged
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:52:11 PM
No.533911097
>>533910801
They developed it for windows, this only became an issue when they changed to linux.
Apparently its "easy" to fix so maybe they'll have it worked out by tomorrow.
I'm worried about the wipe poll, if they haven't put it up yet it must mean they don't think they'll get the server in a working state any time soon.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:52:53 PM
No.533911136
ITS UPPPP
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:52:54 PM
No.533911137
>>533911283
>>533910893
What sort of accent do you have? I like those cockney lads from Leeds, like Danny from Rate My Takeaway.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:53:13 PM
No.533911152
IM IN, ANYONE ELSE?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:53:19 PM
No.533911161
>>533911059
Maybe swtiching it over to linux caused some new bugs in the stuff isk I'm nocoder
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:54:01 PM
No.533911208
PRESS THE GOBLIN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:54:28 PM
No.533911238
domp eet
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:54:44 PM
No.533911265
>>533911804
WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:54:52 PM
No.533911269
uwaaaaa i wanna play
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:54:55 PM
No.533911271
guru bros?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:55:08 PM
No.533911283
>>533911137
Like this
https://youtu.be/w3ma9iYx4rg
cockney is london southerners btw, leeds is up north
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:55:10 PM
No.533911287
IM IN
FUCK YOU ALL IM OUT OF HERE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:55:59 PM
No.533911337
>>533911383
>>533911425
>already lagging
Lol
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:56:14 PM
No.533911356
I havent gotten any bag drops yet...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:56:26 PM
No.533911369
>>533910972
kek you're not wrong ;)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:56:35 PM
No.533911383
>>533912290
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:57:15 PM
No.533911417
GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:57:19 PM
No.533911425
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:57:36 PM
No.533911447
>>533911481
>>533911521
what class do I roll?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:58:15 PM
No.533911481
>>533911686
>>533911447
the one you enjoy the most :)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:58:38 PM
No.533911496
>>533911690
POCHIE MONDAY POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:58:54 PM
No.533911521
>>533911686
>>533911447
ud pala like the rest of us
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:59:54 PM
No.533911581
>>533911648
Okay guys I'm finally gonna get up and to turn the computer on to play...but if the servers go down before I get there, I am going to be very
Fuck it who am I kidding, it probably already crashed didn't it?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:00:54 PM
No.533911648
>>533911581
it's down anon don't bother
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:01:41 PM
No.533911686
>>533911481
what do you enjoy the most?
>>533911521
that's a bet.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:01:43 PM
No.533911690
>>533911496
I fucking hate you.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:02:44 PM
No.533911759
VIBE CHECK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:02:47 PM
No.533911763
OPEN GVRVFASHV
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:03:07 PM
No.533911780
>go have fun, until some tourists that bailed day 1 vote for all your progress to be wiped
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:03:21 PM
No.533911804
>>533911265
>1.2k
>queue
its over
What's wrong with CensusPlus?
/who shows 2800people online but the addon only sees 361
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:03:39 PM
No.533911832
>post YFW you play on CHADZAN and not KEKABASHI
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:04:03 PM
No.533911867
>>533911815
it takes like 3 hours for a scan to complete
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:04:38 PM
No.533911898
is this good?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:04:42 PM
No.533911902
gurubashi still down?
anyone else just stuck on this
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:05:05 PM
No.533911918
>>533911815
you need to manually edit it and slow down scan times
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:06:09 PM
No.533911993
>>533911815
census is broke on every server.
they go out of their way to fuck it becasue if to many people use it, it fucks the server.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:06:12 PM
No.533911995
>>533912209
>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:13 PM
No.533912049
>>533912074
server so easy to crash
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:24 PM
No.533912057
>>533911906
Γm also stuck on this for minutes now lmao
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:34 PM
No.533912064
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:34 PM
No.533912065
NOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:38 PM
No.533912070
ITS DEAD
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:44 PM
No.533912071
>>533912130
INSTANTLY DIES AT 3K!
FUCK THIS. IM OUT
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:46 PM
No.533912074
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:49 PM
No.533912078
>immediately crashed
kek
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:54 PM
No.533912084
>>533911906
no need to worry about it now
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:07:57 PM
No.533912086
aaaaand its gone
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:04 PM
No.533912095
anyone else clicking the gobbo?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:09 PM
No.533912110
>log on
>it instantly breaks
sorry guys i think i did that
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:11 PM
No.533912115
WE GOT OUR COMMUNIST 15 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY BACK TO THE BREAD QUEUE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:13 PM
No.533912118
this guy spent every 5 minutes walking to the ud starting zone.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:20 PM
No.533912125
Well it was a nice 10 minutes. I managed to find 15 herb nodes.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:24 PM
No.533912129
>>533912207
poochie in a nutshell
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:25 PM
No.533912130
>>533912197
>>533912071
It was at 3k for 10 whole minutes, saar.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:55 PM
No.533912157
>A whole week after launch to fix the server
>Server is even worse than on launch day
You can't make this up
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:02 PM
No.533912163
Now that I'm level 4 I'm changing my vote to no-wipe.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:13 PM
No.533912173
that did the trick
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:19 PM
No.533912184
Who could have seen this coming?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:19 PM
No.533912185
>"It's stable! Go have fun!!!"
>"...F"
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:26 PM
No.533912196
I made it to level 4, if they wipe I quit
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:27 PM
No.533912197
>>533912130
yeah and I could feel the lag at 2.5k
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:28 PM
No.533912201
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:33 PM
No.533912207
>>533912129
It went from hilarious to just sad with how incompetent these people are. How are you still unable to get the servers stable after a week? And how is it even worse than it was? What the fuck?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:34 PM
No.533912208
proxy issue m8
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:36 PM
No.533912209
>>533911995
>go play for a few minutes so we can wipe your progress tomorrow
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:41 PM
No.533912218
>barber gobbo crashes the server
heh.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:48 PM
No.533912227
does guru ever get to play or are they relegated to brown status?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:51 PM
No.533912230
JUST CAP THE SERVER AT 2K WHILE YOU FIX SHIT FFS
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:55 PM
No.533912237
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:10:17 PM
No.533912254
>hit level 10
NO VIPE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:10:26 PM
No.533912259
I legit think im just gonna wait for the 17th and play with the troonies on troondle
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:10:28 PM
No.533912261
>>533912384
5 mn of playtime and I still have more fun than on turdle
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:10:29 PM
No.533912263
>want to play the pvp server
>"sorry can't it'll crash"
>only the pve server is ever up
>crashes anyways
I must have died at been sent to some sort of purgatory where I play WoW for 10 minutes a week.
>>533911383
I wonned the discussion
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:10:51 PM
No.533912291
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:10:53 PM
No.533912292
>>533912371
Ultmtr status?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:17 PM
No.533912323
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:20 PM
No.533912328
>>533912365
was it the UC goblin again?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:21 PM
No.533912329
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:40 PM
No.533912346
>>533912290
saar the discussion has been wonned
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:42 PM
No.533912354
>
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:45 PM
No.533912359
>Still looking into the growing latency, this is not a game server issue but instead a proxy issue :)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:48 PM
No.533912365
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:49 PM
No.533912367
JUST FUCKING DELAY IT BY A MONTH
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:51 PM
No.533912371
>>533912435
>>533912292
He posted here about 2hrs ago and everyone ignored him LOL
>>533912290
I was never lagging
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:06 PM
No.533912384
>>533912261
They do social experiments for people like you.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:12 PM
No.533912390
Grok, is it true that using a proxy can increase latency?
>port to linux
>now the none of the custom stuff works and crashes the server constantly because everything was tested on windows
?????
What was the plan here
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:20 PM
No.533912401
Imagine if they had tested this stuff like a month ago HAHA wouldn't that be funni or what?!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:31 PM
No.533912412
>spend days rewriting for linux
>vibes at an all time high
>this is the final test, and we are positive it'll go well and can relaunch
>its worse than the actual base launch
wew lads
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:35 PM
No.533912417
>>533912462
IM IN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:45 PM
No.533912430
post yfw when you boughted project epoch
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:47 PM
No.533912431
>>533912462
IT'S UP
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:52 PM
No.533912435
>>533912512
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:12 PM
No.533912457
plaese dont click the barber
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:15 PM
No.533912462
>>533912417
>>533912431
>queue 1075
CALL IT OUT FASTER
Full of shit, same thing happened on windows server with more than 2k players. Also nigger ignoring the fact that its crashing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:18 PM
No.533912468
>>533912598
>>533912396
the port to linux was literally suggested by a rival pserver owner
Ulmetrs
8/4/2025, 1:13:20 PM
No.533912471
I'm still here actually (this is my real 4chan account)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:27 PM
No.533912478
I'M GONNA GO FUCKING APESHIT IF THEY DONT TURN GURUBASHI ON RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:28 PM
No.533912479
>queue 895
WHAT THE FUCK I TRIED TO LOGIN 30 SECONDS AGO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:34 PM
No.533912483
at this point they should just deliberately shutter the servers on/off periodically so the gane is played in 5 minute segments, by design. the world's first 5 minute MMO
I passed the quue's vibe check at least
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:35 PM
No.533912485
NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:48 PM
No.533912506
here we go
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:54 PM
No.533912512
>>533912372
It didn't feel bad until i started interacting with NPCS
>>533912435
go into the last general, ctrl+f ulmetr, i'm not spoonfeeding, I"M GRINDING
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:58 PM
No.533912516
>convinced my bf to play Epoch with me
>now he makes fun of how bad the server is and calls me a dumb tranny everyday when it crashes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:59 PM
No.533912519
WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:59 PM
No.533912520
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:14:07 PM
No.533912531
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:14:46 PM
No.533912575
>>533914484
>was playing just fine
>server went down
>now in 2k+ queue
fucking cool i really am just done with this fucking bullshit server fuck this fucking shit i am so pissed god damnit
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:15:06 PM
No.533912598
>>533912396
>>533912468
FUCKING GOOD DESERVED, GUMMY SUGGESTED STAYING ON WINDOWS AND YOU SHAT ON HIM. IM GLAD. GLAD YOU PAY FOR DISRESPECTING GUMMY
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:15:18 PM
No.533912612
How many people are in game right now?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:15:20 PM
No.533912614
>>533912717
is this how it feels to be a cuck sissy when your mistress locks up your dick into a cage and teases you with a dildo bringing you on the brink of orgasm but then stopping to tell you about her good vibes?
and she does it over and over and over again and never lets you actually cum
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:15:25 PM
No.533912625
GAME SERVER CONFIRMED OK
NIGGERPROXY SERVER PAID OFF BY TRANNYWOW
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:15:29 PM
No.533912630
ALLIANCE CHADS, WE ARE RUNNING TO UNDERCITY AND KILLING THE GOBLIN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:15:36 PM
No.533912646
>>533912751
>>533912372
its playable but ping goes up from 40ms to 150ms, you can bet that if they let 5k and it didn't crash would be laggy and unplayable
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:26 PM
No.533912691
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:26 PM
No.533912692
>3k people
>500 ms
LMAO
>back up
>in
>went from 90ms last uptime to 285ms this one
What the fuck are they doing lmao
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:36 PM
No.533912701
oh god juts cancel this shit already
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:37 PM
No.533912702
IT'S SO OVER
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:37 PM
No.533912704
ITS GONE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:39 PM
No.533912705
this is just pathetic
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:51 PM
No.533912717
>>533912614
No, being cucked is genuinely better because I can at least cum hands free in a cage. What the Epoch team has done is actual cruelty with wasting people's time for no payoff.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:55 PM
No.533912726
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:16:56 PM
No.533912729
Ok I'm done I would rather they just called it off and came back on the 14th. Fuck off with this stringing along bull shit.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:06 PM
No.533912737
>>533912949
>>533912463
>Also nigger ignoring the fact that its crashing
It's not "crashing", kaytotes is manually taking the server down without a count-down each time he sees there's still lag.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:12 PM
No.533912743
>>533912693
last time it was 1.2k players
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:12 PM
No.533912745
shenna won
this is embarassing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:12 PM
No.533912747
>>533912827
I WAS IN
MY FUCKING PC KRASHED
I WAS IIIIIIIIIIIIIN
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:18 PM
No.533912751
>>533912646
IT RECREATES THE ORIGINAL SPELLBATCHING
GET OVER IT TRANNY
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:28 PM
No.533912761
>linux pc
>no disconnects or crashes
Lmao, u guys still on windows?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:33 PM
No.533912768
monkey devs
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:42 PM
No.533912783
this is when the community starts to turn if they could speak, so glad the i'm sending energy people had their energy wasted.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:41 PM
No.533912784
>Tourists getting filtered
Good riddance.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:09 PM
No.533912808
Have fun with beta testing your server for a year lmao Iβm headed to turtle
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:26 PM
No.533912827
>>533912747
it died right away don't worry
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:28 PM
No.533912829
>whoops forgot to change default configs on nginx
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:29 PM
No.533912831
>>533912912
>>533912693
And it crashed
Cant wait for Ambershire to launch with 12k people stable
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:47 PM
No.533912852
at this point just spawn like 3-5 more servers with a 2k ping. Keep as much of a player base as you can, get your in game store up as soon as possible. Use the cash to either call it quits and take your profit, or pay someone competent to come in and fix your servers
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:49 PM
No.533912853
>3000 plus autists spamming a private video game server at 7am est on a MONDAY
BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:56 PM
No.533912859
it feels like launch day again :)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:57 PM
No.533912861
Yup yup, another wave of tourists filtered. Keep up the good work, dev team
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:19:22 PM
No.533912882
3rd world server for 3rd worlders, no wonder it takes so long, lack of whites
>he was actually dumd enough to let Shenna sabotage his server
We should make a really really loud fuss to Blizzard/Microsoft so they are forced to take Turtle down.
The only reason they havent yet is because they think it will be bad PR, lets make it good PR
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:07 PM
No.533912912
>>533913039
>>533912831
I hope someone is streaming/clipping all of this for the comparison reel
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:09 PM
No.533912914
Epoch is winning bigly
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:14 PM
No.533912919
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:24 PM
No.533912932
WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:33 PM
No.533912941
>>533912890
>he still thinks the Shenna boogeyman is ddosing
>>533912890
If Turtle goes down Epoch will be right behind it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:39 PM
No.533912949
>>533912737
and every time he "shuts it down" before hitting 4k
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:55 PM
No.533912959
>>533912890
Yeah bro the 30 Brazilians and Slavs that regularly browse this thread are going to Microsoft HQ to take Turtle down
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:57 PM
No.533912961
this is unironically more fun to me than just having the server offline with radio silence
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:21:19 PM
No.533912995
Bros imagine trying to do a dungeon or God forbid a raid with instability like this...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:21:21 PM
No.533912997
its up
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:21:34 PM
No.533913007
>>533912942
>if
lol they go for unreal engine why would they go off stop praying
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:21:46 PM
No.533913017
Kaytotes here, just going for a short walk brb
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:21:49 PM
No.533913020
>>533912942
Can you not read? SHENNA SABOTAGED THE SERVER SO IT WILL NEVER COME UP
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:21:56 PM
No.533913029
i killed a rare elemental when I logged on and got bracers but i cant use em
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:22:03 PM
No.533913039
>>533912912
I would really love a internet historian style video of the past week akin to the No Man's Sky fiasco
spin it up boys, you could easily makes $1000s on YouTube ad revenue
bros, im gonna die... (it started at 6 hrs)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:22:07 PM
No.533913042
>>533913123
>strafing is faster than running straigh ahead
lol nice server
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:22:19 PM
No.533913058
>>533913190
>>533907579 (OP)
What does it say about sloppers that nowadays you can easily make slop look less sloppy, yet they still insist on generating the most ostentatiously sloppy slop?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:22:38 PM
No.533913085
>>533913230
i can login to kezan but get instantly disconnected from gurubashi
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:23:17 PM
No.533913120
What should i roll on ambershire
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:23:18 PM
No.533913123
>>533913042
>strafejumping is BACK
kinoβ¦
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:24:14 PM
No.533913190
>>533913058
people make more wowpornslop than ever now
even artists that used to make wowslop stuff now use the ai
Did they delete my account???
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:24:48 PM
No.533913230
>>533913085
you must to be white in order to access gurub
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:25:25 PM
No.533913280
>>533913201
shouldnt have crashed the server
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:25:27 PM
No.533913281
it's up
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:25:31 PM
No.533913286
i still in the server but everything is frozen and i cant log out am i trapped forever ?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:26:03 PM
No.533913316
this is a disaster lmao
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:26:11 PM
No.533913326
IT'S NOT FAIR
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:26:30 PM
No.533913349
you ARE using the explorer's contract, right sisters?
... anon?
...you're not a faggot, right...?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:26:42 PM
No.533913369
>server lagging already
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:26:48 PM
No.533913378
AS I WALK THRU THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEY OF STRENGTH
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:01 PM
No.533913395
>>533907579 (OP)
>coombrain AI OP
WoWfags bottom of the barrel as usual
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:14 PM
No.533913404
>2 minutes retriving character list
>several minutes creating a character now
hmmmmmm something isn't right
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:15 PM
No.533913405
>>533913359
i'm a fag AND using explorer's contract
>wasting time on the alpha test before the inevitable relaunch
you guys
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:25 PM
No.533913419
>>533913359
I forgot, which is why I'm pro-wipe.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:29 PM
No.533913425
>>533911906
retrieving charlist is NOT VIBIN at all
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:29 PM
No.533913426
>>533913670
Uuuuhhh bros.... Where are my troons?!?!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:52 PM
No.533913443
>>533913359
What if im both??
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:28:01 PM
No.533913458
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:28:45 PM
No.533913506
>their solution to their shit proxy is to just remove it and allow straight connections to the server
if you perk your ears you can hear the dampened and dull sound of every it nerd spin in their graves
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:00 PM
No.533913532
>>533913412
Honestly wouldn't mind a wipe / restart at this point.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:13 PM
No.533913543
keklmao WHY did I logout?!
(I fell for "Guru is online")
server krashed to spare me the embarassment at least
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:30 PM
No.533913563
>finally get in
>server shutdown in 1:45
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:35 PM
No.533913568
hello sister
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:36 PM
No.533913570
>>533913659
DOWN AGAIN. IT WAS RUNNING SMOOTH
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:39 PM
No.533913571
if I download a quest helper addon midway through leveling would it work?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:39 PM
No.533913572
>crashes before shutdown
LMAO
this server is never running properly anons
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:44 PM
No.533913575
>didn't even make it to the planned shutdown
LOL, lmao even
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:57 PM
No.533913592
>>533913678
my friends given up. he just stopped killing wolves sat down and went offline on discord.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:30:00 PM
No.533913596
>>533913201
Happens sometimes, try the updater launcher
>>533913040
Where's this? Can it be cleansed normally?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:30:09 PM
No.533913612
>he didn't .save
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:30:36 PM
No.533913640
>>533913689
>>533913201
Maybe type in peewee correctly
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:30:38 PM
No.533913642
>>533913359
"The Patient" title should be given to everyone who hasnt given up on this server yet.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:30:46 PM
No.533913649
>>533913359
Anyone who isn't on one is a filthy zoom zoom zoomie who rushes to 60
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:01 PM
No.533913659
>>533913570
getting in was a bitch, but yea it was running smooth here even connected from NA
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:08 PM
No.533913669
thank you for testing
data collected
time to sleep
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:10 PM
No.533913670
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:17 PM
No.533913678
>>533913592
It was too filthy even for him
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:23 PM
No.533913689
>>533913847
>>533913640
I didn't change anything from the saved login though
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:43 PM
No.533913708
>>533913813
>>533913359
how do i unlock it?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:45 PM
No.533913709
>>533912463
what freakin proxy??
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:46 PM
No.533913714
>>533913794
>it ran better a week ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:59 PM
No.533913724
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:32:00 PM
No.533913728
>>533913040
>>533913601
Find a 14 druid or do the goldshire quest
dunno about horde
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:32:07 PM
No.533913740
WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
>WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
>WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:32:23 PM
No.533913760
>>533913835
>>533913601
In teldrasil, can be cleansed, but I need access to cleanse in the first place, best bet is finding a pala. But the bigger issue is that the timer is ticking while im offline
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:32:25 PM
No.533913761
Vibes absolutely rancid right now.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:32:45 PM
No.533913781
>it was a nice to have not a neccesity
wut
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:32:58 PM
No.533913794
>>533913714
definitely not, but a couple days ago yes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:00 PM
No.533913798
>>533913929
>>533913359
I don't trust the devs have added enough new content to compensate for the -50% exp debuff.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:00 PM
No.533913801
Wtf do they mean by proxy?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:05 PM
No.533913806
>>533913906
CAP THE SERVER
JUST CAP THE FUCKING SERVER AT 2K
PEOPLE WILL DEAL WITH THE QUEUE
CAP IT SO PEOPLE CAN PLAY
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:07 PM
No.533913810
ok guys, have fun testing for me
I'll be playing on bronzebeard til after the wipe!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:08 PM
No.533913813
>>533913708
NPC's in each second twon eg Brill, do it between lvl 5 and 8 or yotu cant get it after 8
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:17 PM
No.533913819
>>533913756
>china is now logging in
It's fucking over
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:27 PM
No.533913828
>turn off proxy
>get ddosed
the data will be most luscious
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:32 PM
No.533913832
>>533913756
>will bring realm back up asap
>realm
gurubashi chads?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:34 PM
No.533913834
JUST KILL IT PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER ANYMORE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:36 PM
No.533913835
>>533913760
Staying the fuck away from Teldrassil for a while then, not like I'm ever getting out of Northshire at this rate.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:38 PM
No.533913838
>>533913359
>the patient title
did they really have to use this boring ass retail title for this
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:33:55 PM
No.533913847
>>533913689
you didnt hold W when it crashed or anything, which registered as new characters in PW?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:34:02 PM
No.533913856
>>533914159
>a proxy is not a necessity
what the fuck is the plan here
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:34:09 PM
No.533913862
>get professions
>server crash
>log back in, professions rolled back
>copper lost
how am i going to financially recover from this?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:34:25 PM
No.533913876
>>533914101
>WE ARE BACKTRACING YOUR IP
>THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:34:36 PM
No.533913892
>>533914294
>>533913756
Can someone smarter at server architecture than me explain why this is a terrible idea?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:34:38 PM
No.533913894
>>533913756
>nice to have not a neccesity
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU CRITICIZE CHATGPT WRITING HIS UPDATES
>>533913806
i thought the problem was that if too many people queue it crashes? unless they fixed that
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:35:09 PM
No.533913929
>>533913970
>>533913798
many thousands of quests have been added though
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:35:21 PM
No.533913938
Calm down sirs it will be up shortly
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:35:51 PM
No.533913970
>>533913929
>he actually believed them
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:35:56 PM
No.533913973
>>533913756
yeah, walls around a medieval city are sure nice to have but not mandatory :)
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:36:05 PM
No.533913986
>>533914072
>kezan players getting to prog while gurubashi stuck in limbo
ITS NOT FAIR
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:36:07 PM
No.533913990
>>533914020
>>533913906
how patchwork is their server if it cant have a queue without crashing?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:36:50 PM
No.533914020
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:36:54 PM
No.533914032
Im gonna goon to my level 1 modded nelf on turtle until this works
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:37:04 PM
No.533914042
>>533913906
cap the queue too
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:37:18 PM
No.533914061
it s uup
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:37:20 PM
No.533914062
IM BACK IN FOR THE 10TH TIME
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:37:27 PM
No.533914072
>>533913986
ONLY WIPE KEZAN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:37:42 PM
No.533914085
>>533914163
damn I was position 1 in queue for a second...
been a while since I was #1, even the game's trying to give a morale boost
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:37:49 PM
No.533914101
>>533913876
wonder what jessie slaughter is doing these days
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:38:16 PM
No.533914137
Y'all laugh how much you want, but Epoch has changed my life, my wife's son is happy to play on this best server ever made while Jamal is transmogging my wife.
You all should be grateful and donate whenever you have money in your pocket for this and be as grateful as I am.
You will never see a server you have wished as this one.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:38:17 PM
No.533914139
>>533914259
he's in the server click the goblin.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:38:24 PM
No.533914146
WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:38:34 PM
No.533914159
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:38:38 PM
No.533914161
At least Ion's maze was actually playable
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:38:40 PM
No.533914163
>>533914085
I think it's their dynamic que system, it puts everybody in a que when they log in
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:39:28 PM
No.533914215
>>533914278
I thought they spent a week fixing shit and it's worse than before.
I think I am giving up.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:39:38 PM
No.533914229
Just axe the fucking project at this point. End our misery.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:40:05 PM
No.533914259
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:40:23 PM
No.533914278
>>533914215
Yeah because they let shenna touch their server like complete fucking morons
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:40:34 PM
No.533914294
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:40:40 PM
No.533914310
Mmm Gurubashi nerds, why are you on MY server right now?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:40:41 PM
No.533914316
this must be how all the souls stuck in frostmourne felt like
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:41:23 PM
No.533914360
>>533914410
Is this the world first zoomer devs server ever made?
From the bugs and time offline I can admit it should.
Atleast millennials made some fucking good servers and that was years ago.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:41:40 PM
No.533914375
>>533915637
>>533913756
interesting but not concerning
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:42:09 PM
No.533914410
>>533914360
Let them cook, unc.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:43:19 PM
No.533914484
>>533912575
lmao keep pressing the connect button like a good goy
What do I get from explorers contract?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:44:03 PM
No.533914530
>>533914493
DIGNITY AND SELF RESPECT
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:44:08 PM
No.533914537
guru up?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:44:08 PM
No.533914538
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:11 PM
No.533914597
>>533914493
SOVLFVL journey
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:28 PM
No.533914617
LMAOOOO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:28 PM
No.533914619
;-;
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:30 PM
No.533914624
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:37 PM
No.533914631
10 min online - new record
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:39 PM
No.533914638
krash
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:46 PM
No.533914648
Crashing at 3.6k again lmao. This server will never be online.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:54 PM
No.533914660
fucking love these vibes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:45:55 PM
No.533914661
>>533914493
aryan beyond the ice wall levels of Vril and respect from the devs
>>533914610
so none of this is permanent?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:46:10 PM
No.533914673
>>533914718
"Thanks all this has been helpful"
Does that mean it's over?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:46:14 PM
No.533914679
>3.5 crash like a couple of days ago
They fixed nothing and they never will
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:46:17 PM
No.533914684
......thanks all..........
>>533907579 (OP)
you can see her asshole
can the janitors please delete the picture?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:46:42 PM
No.533914718
>>533914673
yeah.
helpful in deciding they can't actually run the server
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:46:48 PM
No.533914725
>>533914610
>kezankucks are working hard to make sure guruchads get to enjoy their server
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:46:50 PM
No.533914727
>>533914667
they said there will be a poll, but who knows
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:46:55 PM
No.533914735
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:08 PM
No.533914742
HAHAHA
>>533914667
>bro why is beta test not permanent?!?!?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:24 PM
No.533914765
>>533914813
>>533914493
Hyperborean wisdom.
>>533914686
anuses and scrotums arent censored in japan and this is a japanese website you fucking retard
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:44 PM
No.533914786
>>533914686
The OP is janny
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:51 PM
No.533914794
>>533915108
>>533914748
>server released over a week ago
>beta test
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:55 PM
No.533914796
>>533915108
>>533914748
i thought it released a week ago? beta test? the what?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:55 PM
No.533914797
IT'S SO SMOOTH
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:56 PM
No.533914798
>Thanks all this has been helpful
man that really does not inspire hope
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:56 PM
No.533914801
Okay, do we get one more day like this before they just spin up Kezan 2, 3, etc.?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:47:58 PM
No.533914806
JUST LET ME PLAY ON EVEN IF YOU WIPE IT I JUST WANT TO PLAY PLEASE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:01 PM
No.533914812
>>533915108
>>533914748
desu most games have the beta test BEFORE launch
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:01 PM
No.533914813
>>533914765
that's only for Gurubashi explorers contract players.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:03 PM
No.533914815
>>533914946
What was the average population for a high-pop blizzard server back in the day.
3k players. 5k online?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:07 PM
No.533914818
>real relaunch
WIPEBROS WE WERE RIGHT
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:12 PM
No.533914828
>>533915108
>>533914748
>beta test
>a week after official launch
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:16 PM
No.533914831
At this point I too want them to just open Gurubashi so we can be rid of the absolute mongoloids who belong there
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:17 PM
No.533914834
>>533907579 (OP)
i want to fall asleep with my tongue in her butthole
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:36 PM
No.533914854
>>533914493
you get to live in HVPERBOREV and when you die you go to VALHVLLV
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:38 PM
No.533914856
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:39 PM
No.533914857
>>533914769
y-you're welcome
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:48 PM
No.533914869
>>533914940
>real relaunch
its so fucking over. People will regret wiping. You'll see.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:57 PM
No.533914878
>ppl in my guild discord
>bitch about servers
>say "fuck this server im going turtle"
>have 5 kids, 7 jobs, and 3 boyfriends
>constantly complain
>level 15 and always online the second the server come up
these fucking faggots man
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:49:20 PM
No.533914917
Remember the stay on for the next 25 hours just in case there's a poll like they said there would be.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:49:21 PM
No.533914919
>>533914686
>>533914782
sir that is a balloon knot censorship patch. plus this is a blue board, someone wouldn't just post a stinky asshole on a blue board would they?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:49:26 PM
No.533914923
>>533914959
>>533914769
all I did was finish ElvUI's initial setup, then look around for a few seconds trying to figure out how to increase the font of the UI.
this isn't like pfUI, at all
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:49:34 PM
No.533914935
>>533915103
why doesnβt kayto want to test the serverβs max capacity and just stops at 3-4k
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:49:38 PM
No.533914940
>>533914869
stfu tranny you lost
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:49:43 PM
No.533914946
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:50:02 PM
No.533914959
>>533915023
>>533914923
>unironically using elvui in classic
kys
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:50:03 PM
No.533914960
>>533914610
SAAR NO
SAAR YOU MUST NOT WIPE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:50:17 PM
No.533914982
>>533915149
>all the kezan chads who tested and fixed the servers will get special and unique rewards
>Guruniggers get nothing
PAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:50:39 PM
No.533915001
>>533915212
>>533914610
>Relaunch
so they canceled the launch?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:50:52 PM
No.533915015
i'm going back to playing elden ring nightreign, later homos
>>533907664
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:50:57 PM
No.533915023
>>533914959
I am practically blind and my computer screen is tiny.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:51:01 PM
No.533915030
>>533914782
Reported OP for advertising, has a pay website address on the bottom left in huge font.
I got cucked in real life by a girl I love and on top of this I have been getting raped for a whole week by Epoch.
Can this get any worse?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:51:33 PM
No.533915080
>>533914610
yeah this shit is definitely getting wiped
why don't the fucking wipe crybabies just roll on gurubashi?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:51:50 PM
No.533915103
>>533914935
he starts getting anxious, like the timing isn't right.. no something's off. the oracle said this would happen. nonono not like this, let me do it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:51:53 PM
No.533915106
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:51:55 PM
No.533915108
>>533914794
>>533914796
>>533914812
>>533914828
>real re-launch
>for testing purposes
Yes, this is indeed beta testing for the *REAL RE-LAUNCH*
Tourists need not apply tho.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:52:02 PM
No.533915116
>>533915259
So.... what now kay-sama
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:52:12 PM
No.533915126
>>533915046
the answer is always yes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:52:19 PM
No.533915137
>>533915081
>crybabies
>joining PvP
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:52:20 PM
No.533915139
I'll finish this thing before Epoch go live, and I have just started on hard difficult.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:52:20 PM
No.533915140
>>533915081
they have to wipe gurubashi also though.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:52:31 PM
No.533915149
>>533915241
>>533914982
Isn't Guru a separate server and separate economy?
That's like bitching that people who are playing TurtleWoW have more gold than you do on Epoch.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:53:24 PM
No.533915212
>>533915307
>>533915001
Of course. Do you consider the past week a launch?
Itβs a testing ground
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:53:35 PM
No.533915223
>>533915314
>Once the server testing is successful, then we will be at the last major decision point for when we relaunch our server: whether to wipe the realms or not. To make this decision, we will put up a community poll shortly after our test.
It wasn't successful. So same thing tomorrow? The day after? Next week?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:53:44 PM
No.533915230
>>533916846
>wipe gets confirmed
>all the wholesome "energy to the devs" redditors turn heel
I thought the devs owed you nothing faggits? Doesn't feel so good when you don't get special treatment for being able to no life pressing a login button
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:53:53 PM
No.533915241
>>533915149
Guru is the toilet sewers even
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:54:00 PM
No.533915251
so what did we achieve from today's tests /epog/?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:54:02 PM
No.533915253
Why would I bother playing now if they're still pondering a wipe?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:54:08 PM
No.533915259
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:54:14 PM
No.533915270
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:54:16 PM
No.533915272
>wipe
ohnonono gurukeks. I'm coming over to steal your names!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:54:23 PM
No.533915282
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:54:44 PM
No.533915307
>>533915442
>>533915212
yea though? first shit launch? i admit this is worse than ones i've been in before but this is kinda normal.
plus the website hasn't been updated at all.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:54:52 PM
No.533915314
>>533915223
they will keep trying until it either works or so few people willing to play are left that the server doesn't struggle anymore
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:55:35 PM
No.533915356
>wipe confirmed
CHAOSH
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:56:00 PM
No.533915379
quite possibly the worst communication from a private server 'creator'. he's not fit to lead, that's for sure.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:56:14 PM
No.533915389
Calling it now: Epoch will launch on August 18th
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:56:18 PM
No.533915401
This shit is actually going to take like a month at least, the servers don't feel anymore stable than a week ago.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:56:28 PM
No.533915425
INDIA STANDS WITH
#NOWIPE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:56:30 PM
No.533915430
why do we fall down sir?
so we can get backed up into the queue
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:56:40 PM
No.533915442
>>533915307
This is not even remotely normal lmfao
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:56:46 PM
No.533915449
>>533915558
>Do seeming random testing, pinging, asking people you 'promised,' an original launch date to be your guinea pigs
>Community is divided about wipe, all signs point to a wipe on both realms for a so-called 'relaunch'
>Set another weekend as your Grand, triumphant 'relaunch,' thinning some tourists and rightfully fedup people
>Weekend arrives, the moment is at hand, around 6-7k people come back
>2nd Fresh happens, servers crash and burn within the first hour. Everyone laughs and your reputation is obliterated forever. One of your staff commits suicide
I am ready.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:57:52 PM
No.533915521
Was that it? what a shitshow LMAO. We are very far from the launch
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:58:01 PM
No.533915530
>>533915661
>>533905747
>it wasn't the real launch
>server is going to get wiped anyways
no wipers in absolute shambles
>b..bb..but my progres...
it's a multiplayer game not a singleplayer one, you just want a head start so you can act like a special little fag. A wipe will give the server a FRESH start, and give the masses what they really want a nostalgic server launch similar to what they experienced 20 years ago.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:58:22 PM
No.533915558
>>533915614
>>533915449
If they don't wipe, it might be salvageable even if it crashes and burns a second time.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:58:30 PM
No.533915564
bro we aint even in alpha yet
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:59:04 PM
No.533915608
Pakistan stands with #wipegang
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:59:05 PM
No.533915609
Ahem Boss we don't know whats happenbing next, maybe you forgot to add. Thats it, or we'll try again shortly,, or tune in next week?
>>533915558
>nowipe fags desperately trying to save the 8 hours they spent reaching 15
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:59:33 PM
No.533915637
>>533914375
Maybe... this time it'll work
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:59:35 PM
No.533915640
it's over.
Someone explain to me why a private server wanted to use a proxy if it's in a legally safe location?
Also are proxies not known for increasing latency in exchange for privacy? Like what was he expecting?? Or am I misunderstanding completely?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:59:40 PM
No.533915647
>>533915714
Just woke up, wtf is going on?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:59:53 PM
No.533915661
>>533915808
>>533915530
>want a nostalgic server launch similar to what they experienced 20 years ago.
They'll still get that, wipe or not
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:00:03 PM
No.533915682
>>533915614
>8 hours
when you factor in time spent at the login screen waiting it's a whole lot more than that
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:00:20 PM
No.533915701
>confirmed relaunch
you no wiper jeets may now have your melty, go on
>>533915614
>The lazy nigger who didn't spend 8 hours towards something tells me I need to lose my progress because he was lazier/less dedicated than me.
Finger of death yourself, now.
so can i go to sleep or....?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:00:36 PM
No.533915714
>>533915647
data collection
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:00:48 PM
No.533915734
>>533915645
Just dont speak tetard
You know nothing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:01:07 PM
No.533915756
>>533915614
Multiply that by 3 to add the time they're mindlessly trying to connect to the server throughout the day.
>>533915661
with wipe you will get to see the MASSIVE in massive multiplayer online video game as the starting zones become chud heaven
>>533915713
...sleep? Anon, it's Monday. It's time to go to work.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:01:57 PM
No.533915820
the beginning is the end
the end is the beginning.
the beginning is the end
the end is the beginning.
the beginning is the end. the end is the beginning.
the end is the beginning. the beginning is the end.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:07 PM
No.533915836
>>533915704
yeah you worked so hard on getting lucky enough to not get stuck in the queue
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:07 PM
No.533915838
>>533915645
Google reverse proxy
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:21 PM
No.533915853
>>533915704
Your characters? WIPED
Your time? WASTED
Me? Laughing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:22 PM
No.533915856
>>533915951
>>533915704
your progress is less important than the project having a successful launch.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:39 PM
No.533915881
test is over
see you
tomorrow
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:44 PM
No.533915891
>>533915614
I spent 7 hours of playtime about an hour of rollbacked time and a good 8-10 hours on log in screen
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:45 PM
No.533915892
>>533916153
>>533915808
wipers claim 99% havent even made it to level 2. what's a few dozen level 15's being wiped going to add to the starting zone experience?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:49 PM
No.533915901
>>533915814
Monday? mate it's almost tuesday.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:02:51 PM
No.533915903
>>533915971
>>533915808
I already saw that on day 1 where I had to camp quest mob spawn locations to get kills while fighting 4 others
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:03:27 PM
No.533915942
>>533915704
rubbing my big fat belly and chortling at your wasted efforts to try and get ahead
>>533915856
THE LAUNCH HAS A HIGHER CHANCE OF SUCCEEDING IF EVERYONE ISNT CRAMMED INTO THE STARTER ZONES AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:03:49 PM
No.533915959
I want them to wipe the entire server of everything. Delete the game.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:03:56 PM
No.533915964
>>533915713
Only Kay sleep around here, you vill stare at monitor and you vill be happy
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:02 PM
No.533915971
>>533915903
you did but many others didn't
try imagining what you would feel like if you didn't have breakfast this morning
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:07 PM
No.533915980
>>533916110
>carebear troon centre also known as /vg/ turns out to be massively pro-wipe
Color me surprised.
You could tell from the world chat, majority of people are against the wipe. You won't do shit.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:10 PM
No.533915984
Vibes check
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:19 PM
No.533915997
>>533915883
someoone put this fuck to sleep forever.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:24 PM
No.533916015
>>533915808
"chud heaven" we got 10 minutes of uptime and trannies were talking about bbc in elwynn you dumb faggot.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:31 PM
No.533916024
>>533915814
w*ork... Lol... Lmao...even
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:33 PM
No.533916029
>>533915645
techies love being smug about forbidden knowledge without explaining further
too lazy to write, so here's Claude's response for you
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:38 PM
No.533916038
>>533916231
Epoch here, we go to sleep, we've been working hard for the last days on making the server great.
Make sure to vote and donate for the server as the best in the meantime.
Thank you for help.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:05:07 PM
No.533916054
>>533916134
>>533915951
if that was actually true they wouldn't even give us the option to relaunch, they would just say sorry it's not possible. clearly they think it is now, they're singing a different tune than they were a week ago
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:05:13 PM
No.533916060
>>533915614
more like the 6 hours after they reached it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:05:30 PM
No.533916083
>>533916172
>wipe confirmed
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:05:39 PM
No.533916091
>>533916167
so porting all the shit over to linux did basically nothing lol
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:05:50 PM
No.533916105
>>533915951
I disagree I think if I see an empty starting zone I'll just quit. I need all those people to know if it's worth to level on the server.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:05:50 PM
No.533916106
Keytotes always gets what he wants, but when do we get what we want?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:05:54 PM
No.533916110
>>533915980
I'm probably the only actual trans in the thread right now and I don't give a shit about the wipe situation because I'm not retarded and it's completely irrelevant.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:05 PM
No.533916126
Could the stupid cunts in charge let us know if we're gonna get to play again today?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:07 PM
No.533916130
Wiping was definitely the better choice if you like seeing melties. Look at their reddit right now
>>533916054
THEY ARE RETARDED THEY'LL DO WHATEVER THE MOB TELLS THEM TO DO
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:21 PM
No.533916146
>>533916247
>banned from the discord
>can't vote
I now understand how prisoners feel
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:27 PM
No.533916153
>>533916264
>>533915892
it preserved the unexplored-ness & freshness of the world, also watching everyone start from ground zero adds to the lore - that's the main reason why epoch is so popular, if I just wanted classic+ right now I'd play ascension or current turtle server.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:34 PM
No.533916161
... so that was it? that was the big reveal? a week of baiting and then its up for 5 minuts and all this TROON says is 'thanks it was helpful'??
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:38 PM
No.533916165
>>533915883
>it's actually real
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:40 PM
No.533916167
>>533916091
vibeGPT is not a meme
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:47 PM
No.533916172
>>533916083
E-E-EV-V-VVRRRRYY DAY IM SHUFFLIN'
SHUFFLIN'
Even the devs have given up now lmao
Kaytotes
8/4/2025, 2:07:00 PM
No.533916189
YAAAAAAAWN, sorry guys I am tired for the day.
The vibes have been good, see you all tomorrow for the last test.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:07:34 PM
No.533916231
>>533916392
>>533916038
why do they always work hard only in few hours in the morning
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:07:38 PM
No.533916237
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:07:42 PM
No.533916243
>>533916185
why do you keep posting the fakest shit ever are you really this gullible
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:07:47 PM
No.533916247
>>533916146
now you understand how women felt before we were allowed to vote
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:07:56 PM
No.533916264
>>533916318
>>533916153
there were 3 betas before this the game's solved.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:08:19 PM
No.533916294
Have more played time on /wowepoch/ than on actual epoch in the last 10 days.
How does it feel?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:08:25 PM
No.533916306
>>533916185
LMFAO HOLY SHIT PROJECT EPOCH TRANNIES IN SHAMBLES
how exactly was the wipe confirmed?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:08:38 PM
No.533916318
>>533916264
yeah and this is the 4th
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:09:11 PM
No.533916359
>not even 2k emoji reacts on last update
kaytotes getting his wish of a 2k pop server.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:09:22 PM
No.533916374
>>533916562
>>533916134
even if you're right, they're already talking like the wipe is inevitable so you might as well get used to the idea of clawing your way out of the starter area again
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:09:37 PM
No.533916392
>>533916231
they have normie jobs
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:09:41 PM
No.533916401
turtle won
gay ass fucking kung fu pandas won
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:09:55 PM
No.533916417
>>533915951
if only epoch had 2 more races and starting zones.........................................
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:09:57 PM
No.533916418
>>533916315
keep applying fresh toilet paper until it doesn't feel sticky anymore, do one or two more wipes extra just in case
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:10:11 PM
No.533916429
>>533916249
DO NOT REDEEM THE WIPE SAAR
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:10:39 PM
No.533916463
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:10:44 PM
No.533916473
>>533916249
SAAR
DO NOT WIPE THE SARVARS SAAR
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:12:07 PM
No.533916562
>>533916134
>>533916374
after a full week of this shit, they're going to try and please the majority.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:12:12 PM
No.533916568
>no proxy
if they wipe im renting a botnet and ddosing this shit indefinitely
>>533916315
mod accidentally letting the secret out
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:12:18 PM
No.533916572
BLOODY BASTARD I NEED MY GOLD FOR RMT
#NOWIPE
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:12:19 PM
No.533916573
Ok then, my testing schedule is a bit busy from now on, email me if you get the servers back up, thanks
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:12:52 PM
No.533916624
Which one of you idiots were calling people newfags in world chat?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:13:06 PM
No.533916640
I'M IN
Why don't they just cap the servers at 3k or whatever is stable?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:14:10 PM
No.533916712
Feels good to be a turtle and Bronzebeard chad
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:14:24 PM
No.533916724
THANKS FOR BETA TESTING SAARS
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:14:37 PM
No.533916740
>>533916664
they're so fucking stupid that a big queue crashes the server
Which way to Jasperlode Mine...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:14:50 PM
No.533916756
>>533916571
That doesn't say anything about a wipe, and that mod knows nothing
I'm genuinely going to troon out if Epoch isn't working within 24 hours
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:15:15 PM
No.533916785
>>533916909
>>533916747
maam where are your pants
>MUH WIPE WIPE WIPE WAAAAHHHHH BLOO BLOO
Explain in 100 words or less why I, as a level 15 max profession player, should be punished for being faster and more efficient than other players.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:15:33 PM
No.533916816
>>533916759
This is on you, Kaytotes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:15:57 PM
No.533916846
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:15:59 PM
No.533916848
Don't you love it when worthless idea guys become team leaders
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:15:59 PM
No.533916850
>>533916747
built for BIG KOBOLD COCK
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:16:22 PM
No.533916878
>>533916810
because you're brown and you're not more important than the project's success
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:16:25 PM
No.533916880
>>533916759
will you be my gf
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:16:33 PM
No.533916893
>>533916810
Because i say so faggot
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:16:36 PM
No.533916897
>>533916810
shut the fuck up
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:16:41 PM
No.533916909
>>533916785
Lost 'em in a... uh... adventuring mishap.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:17:04 PM
No.533916934
>>533916810
To make you seethe
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:17:31 PM
No.533916962
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:17:41 PM
No.533916974
>>533916571
How many ways can one interpret "Real Re-Launch"? besides a wipe?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:18:01 PM
No.533916998
>>533916810
Don't like it? Turtle is down the hall and to the left. See you in your starting zone, faggot.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:18:32 PM
No.533917041
>>533917491
>>533916664
Retards would throw a fit if the whole server wasn't at a starting zone and at lvl 1 when they can play. Like there doing now
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:18:57 PM
No.533917075
>>533916810
You exploited the system.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:19:55 PM
No.533917152
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:23:24 PM
No.533917427
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:24:15 PM
No.533917491
>>533917041
Because its been an absolute mess, constantly getting interrrupted trying to get anywhere or do anything if you could even get on. Its obvious we're back to a testing phase and launch was a bust. And the last test wasn't exactly successful. By the time we get a relaunch, I'll have forgotten how to play. Relaunch = clean slate. But I'm really not caring that much either way at this point.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:27:43 PM
No.533917735
at this rate, we gonna need some cunny morale boost soon