LET ME IN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES!

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
<Weening Orcs> whisper anyone

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533892775

I believe!

>its over

Are you guys playing anything while waiting for pochie?

never ever

it's just begun

KEZAN DOWN

WE BACK

>>533907653
or is it?

WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS

I'll just wait until we get a confirmation that we're not gonna get a wipe

not even going to bother logging in until then

>weird sideways table
data collection tests
>luigi
epoch players' patience

>>533907664
yea, my guitar

LET THEM LAUGH

favela host

I'M IN

>>533907579 (OP)
She wouldn't even feel me if I tried to stick it in. I love Whitemane

>>533907664
I've been gooning to small penis humiliation videos and pics all weekend while waiting for Pochie

>>533907664
Bronzebeard, its ok, it has more of a arpg vibe same as retail

the server is up
the queue is disabled so it says disconnected

>>533907664
Just completed a successful sortie!

I'm just gonna jack it to futa lolis

>>533906834
>>533907460
ANON KILLED POCHIE BLOODY BASTARD

COOL THAT DID THE TRICK

Cool that did the trick and found some stuff. Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again without asan so you get a lag free state.

IT'S DOWN AGAIN

NOOOOOOOOOO

>literally cant keep it up for more than 2 minutes
LMAO

holy FUARK

turtle could never...

SO MANY CUSTOM CONTENT FIXES WHEW DEVS WORKING HARD

I am so blessed I got to experience epoch again, this time for 50 seconds.

wipe finna hit so hard

JUST LET US FUCKING PLAY KAYTOTES THIS IS RETARDED

>>533907757
We going feet first to prolong the suffering

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

>>533907869
JUST GONNA C O M P I L E

>>get in
>>click npc
>>it crash
?

You WILL not play Epoch this week.
You WILL sit refreshing login and server status.
You WILL wait for increasingly distant discord updates.
You WILL hear about the state of the vibes.
You WILL thank the mods and respond to their polls with an emote.

POCHIE MONDAY

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!

If Turtle fresh launches before this shit is stable I am actually jumping ship, yeah their cashshop is gay as fuck but at least the game fucking works

GEtting some day

>accept explorers contract
>server dies
nyo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KilQtE5Nl90

>open server without queue and cap
>crashes immediately
Lol, this shit is never coming out.

Reminder that you waited 3 years for this

i think its really over this time. i can feel all my interest slip away. no epoch. no wow. im free

>CAN'T GET PLAYERS ONLINE
>NEVER EVEN TESTED CUSTOM CONTENT SO IT WILL CRASH THE SERVER CONSTANTLY
please just take it out back and shoot it

>>533908048
Day javu

>>533908126
fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyoufuckuo

KAYTOTES IS TYPING

SERVER DOESN*T LAG IT'S JUST THIRDIE INTERNETS

>>533907757
am i weird, when this makes lol?

>>533907910
just like my penis....

Project Epoch IS CLASSIC PLUS
There is no leaving the faster you accept this the easier it is going to be.

So is the server actually up or not?

>>533908126
bro i couldn't fucking IMAGINE waiting 3 years for THIS, glad I found out like 3 months ago

>investigating things random people typed in world chat

where flying dog

so is it up or not? the tracking websites are useless

People are in theres just no queue so itsdisconnects you if its full

>>533908248
Yes! Oh wait it crash... yes! Oh another crash..

At this point it's obvious that Kezan is the problem.
Just delete it and open up Guru so we can all start playing with zero issues.

guys the vibes arent feeling so good..

>>533908278

>>533908287
crashed before 3k players

bruh it's over with. these niggers are beyond amateurs. it's been over week announce the fucking delay. this stuff needs months more time. trying to fix it all in a week was silly.

>>533908223
>HE'S HITTING US WITH THE WORKS ON MY MACHINE

>>533908296
I can't even log in, it's just straight to disconnect.

I gooned for 10 days in a row waiting for epoch to come and I can barely write anymore..

>>533908292
this is just not true, I was in and the server crashed.

>>533908223
what chat. its kia

>>533908142
Bro. Just one more test. Just one or two more dials. VIBES ARE IMMACULATE!

>>533908292
What's the cap?

This server has no future, even when they fix the current issues there is no doubt a laundry list of future ones we'll be running into every other day

>>533907664
What gaem is that from on your image?

Why are the Turtle shells out in full force spreading lies about the server? The vibes are immaculate.

>>533908415
dynamic based on server performance

Why the fuck won't they just cap it at 2k players?

>We'll look into
>Very soon we will bring
>Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again
>The realm is up with ASAN
please log in
>We have now completed our preparations

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>533908329
feels like they spent week chasing some wild geese

>>533908451
turtle is forced soul

>>533908451
don't even play turtle just dont' play this.

>server itself running excellently

>>533908461
Because that would be accepting defeat and admitting they can't fix the server, they're too ego driven for that

>>533908428
everyone with a functioning brain already realized it, I'm pretty sure 90% of this general just enjoys the shitshow, you must be retarded if you actually want to play on epoch

It's been a week - how the fuck did they not get a proper queue going yet

epoch humiliation general

midna...

What if project epoch was just an elaborate scheme by shennatroon to get us all hyped up for WoW again, dump it, then get all yall weak willed fags back into turtle freshie?

Playing on Turtle now

>>533908558
Because they haven't finished migrating everything to Linux yet

ATTENTION ALL EPOCH GAMERS! The servers are in great danger, and Kaytotes needs your help to fix them! But to do this, he needs people to stop posting mpreg emotes and collect more data. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick, so that Kaytotes can secure Pochie Monday and achieve the EPIC fresh experience!

i dont feel so good...

pfffffffft..........HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAOIWEHAOIHE;OAIWHG;OAIW;GAOWEJGAWEGAWOEIGJAOGREA

just took my morning turtle, coffee always brings it out of me

So what are we rolling on Ambershire?

>>533908538
they can't even get a queue functioning

>>533908435
Depersonalization! It's a fun rpg

>>533908693
all these servers have custom class changes so i don't know a thing about turtle.

A post from December from Project Epoop
>When we last gave an update we stated we had 1,720 issues still open across a broad spectrum of the game. This included 83 Launch Blocking issues. Despite being a well earned quiet month for staff a number of key issues have still been closed. This now stands at 1,669 open of which 50 are Launch Blocking. Many of the Launch Blocking bugs are also some of the hardest to resolve so we’re pleased that even with this result for a particularly IRL packed month.
Imagine thinking they fixed any of this in 8 months

>>533908671
Nice tits, whore.

I live in a favela i keep getting game shutdown, must be the server right favelabros?

POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

TRVST THE PLVN

so what will be the cope once the lag is "fixed", but the server crashes every 10 minutes?

I am escalating.

>>533907579 (OP)
Whitemane my beloved....


https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4

This is pure incompetence hidden under a carefully crafted veneer of professionalism. Is this the kind of personality the modern workplace creates?

This was supposed to the final test!

im going to bed

>>533908823
If she's your beloved then why are you gooning to orcs fucking her?

are they bringing it back up or what's the deal?

>>533908671
https://files.catbox.moe/tsbgnh.jpg

>>533908837
good night, pork chop

>>533908785
Turtle players are DDOSing the server

>>533908837
Good night kaytotes

I'm going to take a nap, don't play without me

>>533908671
If there was a mod like this that actually worked I'd become a nelf main.

>>533908843
he is black

getting disconnected after choosing either realm, are they down again?!

At this rate the vote for a wipe won't even matter.

why am i getting connected>disconnected from the server any time i login?

>>533908843
It's complicated

>>533908910
hehe yeah, if...

>>533908843
It's hotter watching someone you love actually get satisfied when you don't have the tools necessary to help them

>>533908962
because the server is up but the queue is not - they're at the cap so you're just getting booted

The worse part of all of this, is even if these clowns fix the server they're going to spend 2-4 days talking to the community about "going forward".
Like god dam you got a discord full of staff and you don't trust any one but you to talk to the community you silenced about the future?
Fuck it's so frustrating.

>>533908843
it's a thirdie with interracial fetish larping, he's been posting that shit every day

are you enjoying the blue ball experience?

READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS
READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS
READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS

>>533909053
that did the trick

>>533909015
fucking this - just make their own decision. They're not going to lose any players either way.

>>533909053
The data has been collected

>>533908986
I met a new colleague last week, the moment he let it slip that he was a cuck I was disgusted by him. You are not a man, you are barely even human with this mindset.

>>533908982
Hand it over now

RoundRobin

>according to Kaytotes server is working great, he is talking to people in world chat.
>not a single screenshot of current pop on /epog/.
Is he just going to pretend now that servers are working?

best 2 minutes I have played on epoch thus far

>>533909053
>reading the logs
>downloading the data

>>533909053
they can shift through my log i just dumped.

>>533909053
>they're reading
WE ARE SO BACK
TOURISTS FILTERED

>>533909098
Data has been collected
Vibes are exceeding limits known to man.
Time for another 24 hours long nappies.

>>533909102
We like being degraded so that turned me on a little

>>533909102
don't say that you'll turn him on

>>533909031
Yes actually reminds me of my time in army.

>>533909053
The teams vibes are very positive.
You won't hear another update for 18 hours now.

is ulmetrs awake? i feel like kaytote only tinkers with things when hes sleeping
making it seem like he's doing things. stolen valor? i hope he was paid upfront

uhhh

>>533909197
Who did you bottom for?

>>533909207
GVRVFASHY, IT'S OUR TIME.

that did the trick
that did the trick
that did the trick
that did the trick
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh

>>533909220
My CO

monster orc cock or monster alliance cock?

where did the trend of replacing U with V in words come from

>>533909220
The system

GVRVFASHY GVRVFASHY GVRVFASHY

>>533909282
shvt the fvck vp

I'm glad that this is gonna filter out the tourists. This time they'll go away for sure. We'll finally have /ourserver/ to ourselves.

>>533909282
furfags

>>533909273
>>533909293
Contemporary armies really are for sissies, aren't they?

>>533909312
trvth nvke

>>533909207
der untergang..

>>533909276
worg cock>orc cock

>>533909282
started around two thousand years ago

SO why the fuck can't I login?

is the u>v thing a pro ukranian, a pro russian or a zoomer thing?

can't they just give up and alli with torta

Hey I just got back. Looks like you guys are having a rough time testing for free, with a reward of being wiped for your efforts.

Keep up the good work.

>>533909282
Ancient Rome... home

>>533909448
sorry only streamers and tiktokers allowed

>>533909463
Zoomer /pol/ meme

>KEZAN OFFLINE

I have a feeling that this will not in fact be the final test...

>>533909282
incel posting, "born in the wrong generation, billions must die" freaks imitate Roman numerals because they genuinely believe they'd be the next emperor or senator if they had the chance to be born in a glorious "vvhite" civilization where Tyrone doesn't bully them while fucking their crush.

WE BACK

https://youtu.be/W8ThHpZtCuY
post vibes

>RIGHT BACK AT SCENE OF THE CRIME

Bros... Should I click it again`?!?

>>533909608
do it

data collected
thanks for coming

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I GET IN DC I GET IN I DC WHY AM I TRYING

Yea im going to bed. Ill check again next weekend.

20s this time.

I'M IN

nevermind

>>533909282
SOVL

>>533909608
>NO WIPE NO WIPE in the chat
shit flat out doesn't work and that's what epoopheads are worried about

>>533909647
done :)

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH what a shit server

>crashed within 5 seconds
Embarrassing desu. Now they'll spend another 2 weeks fixing server stability, then it turns out their old TC repo is full of unpatched exploits so we'll get another wipe. Server stays fresh forever I guess.

>>533908451
>server only up for a max of 5 hours over a week
>launch blocking bugs still not fixed
>servers themselves still not fixed
>registrations closed
>discord closed
>reddit being spammed with downvote bots on anyone talking about how bad it is
>test revealed that the server still doesn't work since it just crashed within a minute
>VIBES ARE IMMACULATE THOUGH
Their cope is so funny. Right now this thread is basically the only place people can actually talk about the server.

>even discord mods are trolling the devs
it's over

>10 seconds of data
THEY ARE GETTING INCREASINGLY EFFICIENT

>>533909608
>This quest might unironicly be causing the custom content crash.
Keep doing it. Keep crashing the server.

Crashing at 1200, its over

vibe check?

Cancel the launch and tell the players to come back next month holy fuck

>>533906834
>>533907460
>>533909608
>>533909647

>anon unironically keeps crashing the server by clicking a gobbo
Uuhhh... BASED DEPARTMENT!?!?

>Over a week of post-launch work later
>Server can last 15 seconds

As frustrating as it is, this feels like the first time they've actually worked on everything.

I mean I'm sure there's a lot going on behind the scenes but it's nice to feel the progress first hand.

>>533909803
there's no lag before crashing so I don't think it's the server

Turtle won. We will all goon as high elves on Ambershire. Deal with it.

>>533909608
fuck them if they're this fucking stupid, keep crashing it

>>533909725
why not rebase with latest TC for starters? might even fix the queueue

kezan and GVRV need to be in the same battlegroup so GVRV players can mog kezanfags in PvP

>>533909860
... You're feeling progres? It's fucking worse than it was on day 1.

This was supposed to be the LAST stress test bros..

>>533909838
5 Turdle coins have been deposited into my account so far.

>>533909885
the technology doesn't exist
t. gaytotes

>>533909885
not happening

>>533909608
what even is this gobbo for?

>>533909860
What progress stupid nigga, it's crashing even faster than before

>>533909718
mad lad

>>533909608
anon please... pochie monday...

>>533909883
Once you add bespoke shit like custom quests, scripts etc you kinda commit to that repo.

>>533909860
it is worse in every measurable way than on launch
the only reason this is going on right now because the DEVELOPERS were throwing a hissy fit about the server having a queue of 7k

>>533909839
we'll have full continuous Epoch sometimes in 2032

>>533909608
stop clickin the gobbo!

>>533909937
Yeah, the last sign of life before the stillbirth.

>>533909860
>progress
it's literally more unstable than on release day

>>533909962
barber shop

did they just delete the 'F' comment.
jesus....salty gaytotes

>>533909937
was pretty stressful, no cap

please stop crashing the server i just want to play please...

>it's getting shorter every single time

>>533909554
I don't think Romans thought of themselves as white, they were just Roman. And they integrated people across many cultures. Identity politics to separate people, I bet even just seeing the phrases identity politics or white already starts the process in the brain to let emotion take over and stop thinking rationally, ja very gut

>>533909747
>deleted already
lmao

>>533910070
Jewish cope.

I am so fucking sick of these cunts and the way they update and handle discord.

At least with turtlewow I don't know a single fucking mod - in my 2 years of playing there not once have I ever had to concern myself with the cunts behind the scenes. Apparently a feat too far for Epoch.

>After long and hard look at the data re crashes following our swap to Debian we have decided to once again swap to Windows Server OS. Thank you for your support and patience. Nappy time!

>>533910069
>it's getting worse with every iteration

>>533909608
>>533909838
next time click it precisely at the start of a minute, when the second hand goes 59-00

>>533910069
Unfortunately anon is parked right next to the crash button. >>533909608


We're at his mercy now...

Streamers already moved on to OSRS this shit is fucking dead

Cool that did the trick and found some stuff. Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again without asan so you get a lag free state.

>>533910102
go on...? I'm listening

Kaytotes just launched overwatch before switching it to hidden lmaoooooooooo

>>533910183
Good. everybody wants 2k pop dad server anyway

The crash was vehicle related, judging by the github update.

>>533910221
Romans were white conquerors and all of their politicians were overwhelmingly white. Your narrative doesn't work.

>>533910225
If they can't get this out before Ambershire Epoch is officially done lmao.

>>533910291
Specifically, logging out when on a vehicle (or being dc'd), and reconnecting, causes a crash. So every time vehicle riders log on the server goes down.

>>533910070
white people didn't exist until jews needed to be labeled white so they could resist persecution for being jewish

>>533910070
"white" isn't an identity even now anywhere else apart from America.

>>533910406
>>533910417
Every single NW European is more genetically aligned than they are elsewhere in the World.

ah so this is the custom content crash that is easily fixable in 5 minutes, having good vibes about this

I am white

>>533910334
Yeah sure, Roman citizens presumably had Mediterranean flavored skin and descended from Proto-Indo-Europeans who migrated from the Ural mountain ranges and prob had fair skin, no disagreement there.
What I'm saying is that the white is in your head and is working as planned

>>533910334
>italians thinking they are white
Lmao
Sometimes I wish the nords were the ultimate victors of Yurop. Sucks that the shitty anglo-saxons won in the end.

>>533910472
>NW european
we were talking about "white". Do you think a serb, an irish and a spaniard collectively form a distinct "white" identity?

I am Roman.

If I go take a shit am I gonna miss the server coming back?

I don't want to be sitting mashing login without a queue if I can help it

>Servers come up
>Massive urge to shit rumbles in my guts
>I'd rather shit myself than be in queue and fall behind
>Fuck it
>Spend 5 minutes playing with liquid, steaming magma clinging to my ass
>Servers crash
WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

Gaytotes? The fix?

Im starting to wonder if im retarded because I’m still trying to play this shit

>>533910662
Yes like 5 times, you'll be back for the 6th uptime.

What class should I roll? The server could go up any second.

Epoch is so dead that Hispanic men are debating each other at 6am over who's lineage is more white

If the server still hasnt ironed out custom content crashes. They wont be functional for MONTHS. Think about it. The more people spread out and find more content the more people are gunna stumble into random server crashing quests.

>>533910070
jew

>>533910532
everybody needs to send photo of hand for their AI controlled whiteness verification

>>533910768
Yeah I don't understand why they didn't test all of this shit before launch???

>>533910705
same bro

>>533910795

I'm English and based on his accent from a video, I'm close to where he lives / grew up, idk if he still lives there or anything, I'm not going to go looking for him or anything crazy like that

Its over

>>533910662
>I don't want to be sitting mashing login without a queue if I can help it
time to start shitting AND mashing login at the same time kek (remote desktop from a phone)

>>533910801
I don't understand why it's so hard to just pay 1 dude a measly sum to do all the quests. Surely there is some turbo neet out there that would happily play on a solo private server and do all the quests and try out exploits to see if things crash when certain events occur. Hell I'd do it for like 20 bucks a week, just to have a game to play.

I've spent so long doing this that I just found my first gray pubic hair.

>>533910795
this would be gigabased system

>>533910915
>(remote desktop from a phone)
that sounds like a hassle and a security risk

>>533910893
kaytotes i MEAN

>>533910945
I currently have a snow white nose hair, none other I've found on my body thankfully.

Raping my hand to the OP image, wishing there was a tauren cock pumping her butthole...

Sorry we're manually removing some users from wagons to their hearth locations and then disabling wagons.

>>533910941
why wouldn't the devs want to test the very thing they just fucking made though? it makes no fucking sense why it wasn't done along the way - I've never see an IT project so mismanaged

>>533910801
They developed it for windows, this only became an issue when they changed to linux.
Apparently its "easy" to fix so maybe they'll have it worked out by tomorrow.

I'm worried about the wipe poll, if they haven't put it up yet it must mean they don't think they'll get the server in a working state any time soon.

ITS UPPPP

>>533910893
What sort of accent do you have? I like those cockney lads from Leeds, like Danny from Rate My Takeaway.

IM IN, ANYONE ELSE?

>>533911059
Maybe swtiching it over to linux caused some new bugs in the stuff isk I'm nocoder

PRESS THE GOBLIN

domp eet

WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS

uwaaaaa i wanna play

guru bros?

>>533911137
Like this
https://youtu.be/w3ma9iYx4rg

cockney is london southerners btw, leeds is up north

IM IN

FUCK YOU ALL IM OUT OF HERE

>already lagging
Lol

I havent gotten any bag drops yet...

>>533910972
kek you're not wrong ;)

>>533911337
thirdie

GURUPOCHIE

>>533911337
Nigger

what class do I roll?

>>533911447
the one you enjoy the most :)

POCHIE MONDAY POCHIE MONDAY

>>533911447
ud pala like the rest of us

Okay guys I'm finally gonna get up and to turn the computer on to play...but if the servers go down before I get there, I am going to be very

Fuck it who am I kidding, it probably already crashed didn't it?

>>533911581
it's down anon don't bother

>>533911481
what do you enjoy the most?
>>533911521
that's a bet.

>>533911496
I fucking hate you.

VIBE CHECK

OPEN GVRVFASHV

>go have fun, until some tourists that bailed day 1 vote for all your progress to be wiped

>>533911265
>1.2k
>queue
its over

What's wrong with CensusPlus?
/who shows 2800people online but the addon only sees 361

>post YFW you play on CHADZAN and not KEKABASHI

>>533911815
it takes like 3 hours for a scan to complete

is this good?

gurubashi still down?

anyone else just stuck on this

>>533911815
you need to manually edit it and slow down scan times

>>533911815
census is broke on every server.
they go out of their way to fuck it becasue if to many people use it, it fucks the server.

>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED

server so easy to crash

>>533911906
ím also stuck on this for minutes now lmao

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOO

ITS DEAD

INSTANTLY DIES AT 3K!

FUCK THIS. IM OUT

>>533912049
yeap

>immediately crashed
kek

>>533911906
no need to worry about it now

aaaaand its gone

anyone else clicking the gobbo?

>log on
>it instantly breaks
sorry guys i think i did that

WE GOT OUR COMMUNIST 15 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY BACK TO THE BREAD QUEUE

this guy spent every 5 minutes walking to the ud starting zone.

Well it was a nice 10 minutes. I managed to find 15 herb nodes.

poochie in a nutshell

>>533912071
It was at 3k for 10 whole minutes, saar.

>A whole week after launch to fix the server
>Server is even worse than on launch day
You can't make this up

Now that I'm level 4 I'm changing my vote to no-wipe.

that did the trick

Who could have seen this coming?

>"It's stable! Go have fun!!!"
>"...F"

I made it to level 4, if they wipe I quit

>>533912130
yeah and I could feel the lag at 2.5k

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>533912129
It went from hilarious to just sad with how incompetent these people are. How are you still unable to get the servers stable after a week? And how is it even worse than it was? What the fuck?

proxy issue m8

>>533911995
>go play for a few minutes so we can wipe your progress tomorrow

>barber gobbo crashes the server
heh.

does guru ever get to play or are they relegated to brown status?

JUST CAP THE SERVER AT 2K WHILE YOU FIX SHIT FFS

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should I buy this sword?

>hit level 10
NO VIPE

I legit think im just gonna wait for the 17th and play with the troonies on troondle

5 mn of playtime and I still have more fun than on turdle

>want to play the pvp server
>"sorry can't it'll crash"
>only the pve server is ever up
>crashes anyways
I must have died at been sent to some sort of purgatory where I play WoW for 10 minutes a week.

>>533911383
I wonned the discussion

>>533912251
definetly

Ultmtr status?

>>533912251
dalit

was it the UC goblin again?

>>533912251
I did

>>533912290
saar the discussion has been wonned

>

>Still looking into the growing latency, this is not a game server issue but instead a proxy issue :)

>>533912328
yes :)

JUST FUCKING DELAY IT BY A MONTH

>>533912292
He posted here about 2hrs ago and everyone ignored him LOL

>>533912290
I was never lagging

>>533912261
They do social experiments for people like you.

Grok, is it true that using a proxy can increase latency?

>port to linux
>now the none of the custom stuff works and crashes the server constantly because everything was tested on windows
?????
What was the plan here

Imagine if they had tested this stuff like a month ago HAHA wouldn't that be funni or what?!

>spend days rewriting for linux
>vibes at an all time high
>this is the final test, and we are positive it'll go well and can relaunch
>its worse than the actual base launch
wew lads

IM IN

post yfw when you boughted project epoch

IT'S UP

>>533912371
proof

plaese dont click the barber

>>533912417
>>533912431
>queue 1075
CALL IT OUT FASTER

Full of shit, same thing happened on windows server with more than 2k players. Also nigger ignoring the fact that its crashing

>>533912396
the port to linux was literally suggested by a rival pserver owner

I'm still here actually (this is my real 4chan account)

I'M GONNA GO FUCKING APESHIT IF THEY DONT TURN GURUBASHI ON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>queue 895

WHAT THE FUCK I TRIED TO LOGIN 30 SECONDS AGO

at this point they should just deliberately shutter the servers on/off periodically so the gane is played in 5 minute segments, by design. the world's first 5 minute MMO

I passed the quue's vibe check at least

NO NO NO NO NO

here we go

>>533912372
It didn't feel bad until i started interacting with NPCS
>>533912435
go into the last general, ctrl+f ulmetr, i'm not spoonfeeding, I"M GRINDING

>convinced my bf to play Epoch with me
>now he makes fun of how bad the server is and calls me a dumb tranny everyday when it crashes

WE ARE SO BACK

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

>was playing just fine
>server went down
>now in 2k+ queue
fucking cool i really am just done with this fucking bullshit server fuck this fucking shit i am so pissed god damnit

>>533912396
>>533912468
FUCKING GOOD DESERVED, GUMMY SUGGESTED STAYING ON WINDOWS AND YOU SHAT ON HIM. IM GLAD. GLAD YOU PAY FOR DISRESPECTING GUMMY

How many people are in game right now?

is this how it feels to be a cuck sissy when your mistress locks up your dick into a cage and teases you with a dildo bringing you on the brink of orgasm but then stopping to tell you about her good vibes?
and she does it over and over and over again and never lets you actually cum

GAME SERVER CONFIRMED OK

NIGGERPROXY SERVER PAID OFF BY TRANNYWOW

ALLIANCE CHADS, WE ARE RUNNING TO UNDERCITY AND KILLING THE GOBLIN

>>533912372
its playable but ping goes up from 40ms to 150ms, you can bet that if they let 5k and it didn't crash would be laggy and unplayable

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>3k people
>500 ms
LMAO

>back up
>in
>went from 90ms last uptime to 285ms this one
What the fuck are they doing lmao

oh god juts cancel this shit already

IT'S SO OVER

ITS GONE

this is just pathetic

>>533912614
No, being cucked is genuinely better because I can at least cum hands free in a cage. What the Epoch team has done is actual cruelty with wasting people's time for no payoff.

Ok I'm done I would rather they just called it off and came back on the 14th. Fuck off with this stringing along bull shit.

>>533912463
>Also nigger ignoring the fact that its crashing
It's not "crashing", kaytotes is manually taking the server down without a count-down each time he sees there's still lag.

>>533912693
last time it was 1.2k players

shenna won
this is embarassing

I WAS IN
MY FUCKING PC KRASHED

I WAS IIIIIIIIIIIIIN
AAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>533912646
IT RECREATES THE ORIGINAL SPELLBATCHING

GET OVER IT TRANNY

>linux pc
>no disconnects or crashes
Lmao, u guys still on windows?

monkey devs

this is when the community starts to turn if they could speak, so glad the i'm sending energy people had their energy wasted.

>Tourists getting filtered
Good riddance.

Have fun with beta testing your server for a year lmao I’m headed to turtle

>>533912747
it died right away don't worry

>whoops forgot to change default configs on nginx

>>533912693
And it crashed
Cant wait for Ambershire to launch with 12k people stable

at this point just spawn like 3-5 more servers with a 2k ping. Keep as much of a player base as you can, get your in game store up as soon as possible. Use the cash to either call it quits and take your profit, or pay someone competent to come in and fix your servers

>3000 plus autists spamming a private video game server at 7am est on a MONDAY


BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS

it feels like launch day again :)

Yup yup, another wave of tourists filtered. Keep up the good work, dev team

3rd world server for 3rd worlders, no wonder it takes so long, lack of whites

>he was actually dumd enough to let Shenna sabotage his server
We should make a really really loud fuss to Blizzard/Microsoft so they are forced to take Turtle down.
The only reason they havent yet is because they think it will be bad PR, lets make it good PR

>>533912831
I hope someone is streaming/clipping all of this for the comparison reel

Epoch is winning bigly

>>533912693
testing?

WE ARE SO BACK

>>533912890
>he still thinks the Shenna boogeyman is ddosing

>>533912890
If Turtle goes down Epoch will be right behind it.

>>533912737
and every time he "shuts it down" before hitting 4k

>>533912890
Yeah bro the 30 Brazilians and Slavs that regularly browse this thread are going to Microsoft HQ to take Turtle down

this is unironically more fun to me than just having the server offline with radio silence

Bros imagine trying to do a dungeon or God forbid a raid with instability like this...

its up

>>533912942
>if
lol they go for unreal engine why would they go off stop praying

Kaytotes here, just going for a short walk brb

>>533912942
Can you not read? SHENNA SABOTAGED THE SERVER SO IT WILL NEVER COME UP

i killed a rare elemental when I logged on and got bracers but i cant use em

>>533912912
I would really love a internet historian style video of the past week akin to the No Man's Sky fiasco


spin it up boys, you could easily makes $1000s on YouTube ad revenue

bros, im gonna die... (it started at 6 hrs)

>strafing is faster than running straigh ahead
lol nice server

>>533907579 (OP)
What does it say about sloppers that nowadays you can easily make slop look less sloppy, yet they still insist on generating the most ostentatiously sloppy slop?

i can login to kezan but get instantly disconnected from gurubashi

What should i roll on ambershire

>>533913042
>strafejumping is BACK
kino…

>>533913058
people make more wowpornslop than ever now
even artists that used to make wowslop stuff now use the ai

Did they delete my account???

>>533913085
you must to be white in order to access gurub

GET IN SISTERS

>>533913201
shouldnt have crashed the server

it's up

i still in the server but everything is frozen and i cant log out am i trapped forever ?

this is a disaster lmao

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>533913259
Pits.

you ARE using the explorer's contract, right sisters?
... anon?
...you're not a faggot, right...?

>server lagging already

AS I WALK THRU THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEY OF STRENGTH

>>533907579 (OP)
>coombrain AI OP
WoWfags bottom of the barrel as usual

>2 minutes retriving character list
>several minutes creating a character now
hmmmmmm something isn't right

>>533913359
i'm a fag AND using explorer's contract

>wasting time on the alpha test before the inevitable relaunch
you guys

>>533913359
I forgot, which is why I'm pro-wipe.

>>533911906
retrieving charlist is NOT VIBIN at all

Uuuuhhh bros.... Where are my troons?!?!

>>533913359
What if im both??

>>533913259
*plap*

>their solution to their shit proxy is to just remove it and allow straight connections to the server
if you perk your ears you can hear the dampened and dull sound of every it nerd spin in their graves

>>533913412
Honestly wouldn't mind a wipe / restart at this point.

keklmao WHY did I logout?!
(I fell for "Guru is online")

server krashed to spare me the embarassment at least

>finally get in
>server shutdown in 1:45

hello sister

DOWN AGAIN. IT WAS RUNNING SMOOTH

if I download a quest helper addon midway through leveling would it work?

>crashes before shutdown

LMAO

this server is never running properly anons

>didn't even make it to the planned shutdown
LOL, lmao even

my friends given up. he just stopped killing wolves sat down and went offline on discord.

>>533913201
Happens sometimes, try the updater launcher

>>533913040
Where's this? Can it be cleansed normally?

>he didn't .save

>>533913201
Maybe type in peewee correctly

>>533913359
"The Patient" title should be given to everyone who hasnt given up on this server yet.

>>533913359
Anyone who isn't on one is a filthy zoom zoom zoomie who rushes to 60

>>533913570
getting in was a bitch, but yea it was running smooth here even connected from NA

thank you for testing
data collected
time to sleep

>>533913426
WIPED

>>533913592
It was too filthy even for him

>>533913640
I didn't change anything from the saved login though

>>533913359
how do i unlock it?

>>533912463
what freakin proxy??

>it ran better a week ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXzAWItTxI

>>533913040
>>533913601
Find a 14 druid or do the goldshire quest
dunno about horde

https://files.catbox.moe/qr3b8w.jpg

WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
>WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
>WE BAREBACKING IT NOW

>>533913601
In teldrasil, can be cleansed, but I need access to cleanse in the first place, best bet is finding a pala. But the bigger issue is that the timer is ticking while im offline

Vibes absolutely rancid right now.

>it was a nice to have not a neccesity
wut

>>533913714
definitely not, but a couple days ago yes

>>533913359
I don't trust the devs have added enough new content to compensate for the -50% exp debuff.

Wtf do they mean by proxy?

CAP THE SERVER

JUST CAP THE FUCKING SERVER AT 2K

PEOPLE WILL DEAL WITH THE QUEUE

CAP IT SO PEOPLE CAN PLAY

ok guys, have fun testing for me

I'll be playing on bronzebeard til after the wipe!

>>533913708
NPC's in each second twon eg Brill, do it between lvl 5 and 8 or yotu cant get it after 8

>>533913756
>china is now logging in
It's fucking over

>turn off proxy
>get ddosed
the data will be most luscious

>>533913756
>will bring realm back up asap
>realm
gurubashi chads?

JUST KILL IT PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER ANYMORE

>>533913760
Staying the fuck away from Teldrassil for a while then, not like I'm ever getting out of Northshire at this rate.

>>533913359
>the patient title
did they really have to use this boring ass retail title for this

>>533913689
you didnt hold W when it crashed or anything, which registered as new characters in PW?

>a proxy is not a necessity
what the fuck is the plan here

>get professions
>server crash
>log back in, professions rolled back
>copper lost
how am i going to financially recover from this?

>WE ARE BACKTRACING YOUR IP
>THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>533913756
Can someone smarter at server architecture than me explain why this is a terrible idea?

>>533913756
>nice to have not a neccesity

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU CRITICIZE CHATGPT WRITING HIS UPDATES

>>533913806
i thought the problem was that if too many people queue it crashes? unless they fixed that

>>533913798
many thousands of quests have been added though

Calm down sirs it will be up shortly

>>533913929
>he actually believed them

>>533913756
yeah, walls around a medieval city are sure nice to have but not mandatory :)

>kezan players getting to prog while gurubashi stuck in limbo
ITS NOT FAIR

>>533913906
how patchwork is their server if it cant have a queue without crashing?

>>533913990
yes

Im gonna goon to my level 1 modded nelf on turtle until this works

>>533913906
cap the queue too

it s uup

IM BACK IN FOR THE 10TH TIME

>>533913986
ONLY WIPE KEZAN

damn I was position 1 in queue for a second...
been a while since I was #1, even the game's trying to give a morale boost

>>533913876
wonder what jessie slaughter is doing these days

Y'all laugh how much you want, but Epoch has changed my life, my wife's son is happy to play on this best server ever made while Jamal is transmogging my wife.
You all should be grateful and donate whenever you have money in your pocket for this and be as grateful as I am.

You will never see a server you have wished as this one.

he's in the server click the goblin.

WE ARE SO BACK

>>533913856
vibe test

At least Ion's maze was actually playable

>>533914085
I think it's their dynamic que system, it puts everybody in a que when they log in

I thought they spent a week fixing shit and it's worse than before.
I think I am giving up.

Just axe the fucking project at this point. End our misery.

>>533914139
DO IT COWARD

>>533914215
Yeah because they let shenna touch their server like complete fucking morons

>>533913892
China

Mmm Gurubashi nerds, why are you on MY server right now?

this must be how all the souls stuck in frostmourne felt like

Is this the world first zoomer devs server ever made?
From the bugs and time offline I can admit it should.
Atleast millennials made some fucking good servers and that was years ago.

>>533913756
interesting but not concerning

>>533914360
Let them cook, unc.

>>533912575
lmao keep pressing the connect button like a good goy

What do I get from explorers contract?

>>533914493
DIGNITY AND SELF RESPECT

guru up?

>>533914493
no hoes

>>533914493
SOVLFVL journey

>"relaunch"

LMAOOOO

;-;

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10 min online - new record

krash

Crashing at 3.6k again lmao. This server will never be online.

fucking love these vibes

>>533914493
aryan beyond the ice wall levels of Vril and respect from the devs

>>533914610
so none of this is permanent?

"Thanks all this has been helpful"

Does that mean it's over?

>3.5 crash like a couple of days ago
They fixed nothing and they never will

......thanks all..........

>>533907579 (OP)
you can see her asshole
can the janitors please delete the picture?

>>533914673
yeah.

helpful in deciding they can't actually run the server

>>533914610
>kezankucks are working hard to make sure guruchads get to enjoy their server

>>533914667
they said there will be a poll, but who knows

>>533914686
low t

HAHAHA

>>533914667
>bro why is beta test not permanent?!?!?

>>533914493
Hyperborean wisdom.

>>533914686
anuses and scrotums arent censored in japan and this is a japanese website you fucking retard

>>533914686
The OP is janny

>>533914748
>server released over a week ago
>beta test

>>533914748
i thought it released a week ago? beta test? the what?

IT'S SO SMOOTH

>Thanks all this has been helpful
man that really does not inspire hope

Okay, do we get one more day like this before they just spin up Kezan 2, 3, etc.?

JUST LET ME PLAY ON EVEN IF YOU WIPE IT I JUST WANT TO PLAY PLEASE

>>533914748
desu most games have the beta test BEFORE launch

>>533914765
that's only for Gurubashi explorers contract players.

What was the average population for a high-pop blizzard server back in the day.
3k players. 5k online?

>real relaunch
WIPEBROS WE WERE RIGHT

>>533914748
>beta test
>a week after official launch

lol

lmao even

At this point I too want them to just open Gurubashi so we can be rid of the absolute mongoloids who belong there

>>533907579 (OP)
i want to fall asleep with my tongue in her butthole

>>533914493
you get to live in HVPERBOREV and when you die you go to VALHVLLV

https://youtu.be/7oO7QC32Wfs

>>533914769
y-you're welcome

>real relaunch

its so fucking over. People will regret wiping. You'll see.

>ppl in my guild discord
>bitch about servers
>say "fuck this server im going turtle"
>have 5 kids, 7 jobs, and 3 boyfriends
>constantly complain
>level 15 and always online the second the server come up

these fucking faggots man

Remember the stay on for the next 25 hours just in case there's a poll like they said there would be.

>>533914686
>>533914782
sir that is a balloon knot censorship patch. plus this is a blue board, someone wouldn't just post a stinky asshole on a blue board would they?

>>533914769
all I did was finish ElvUI's initial setup, then look around for a few seconds trying to figure out how to increase the font of the UI.

this isn't like pfUI, at all

why doesn’t kayto want to test the server’s max capacity and just stops at 3-4k

>>533914869
stfu tranny you lost

>>533914815
2-3k

>>533914923
>unironically using elvui in classic
kys

>>533914610
SAAR NO
SAAR YOU MUST NOT WIPE

>all the kezan chads who tested and fixed the servers will get special and unique rewards
>Guruniggers get nothing
PAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

>>533914610
>Relaunch
so they canceled the launch?

i'm going back to playing elden ring nightreign, later homos
>>533907664

>>533914959
I am practically blind and my computer screen is tiny.

>>533914782
Reported OP for advertising, has a pay website address on the bottom left in huge font.

I got cucked in real life by a girl I love and on top of this I have been getting raped for a whole week by Epoch.
Can this get any worse?

>>533914610
yeah this shit is definitely getting wiped

why don't the fucking wipe crybabies just roll on gurubashi?

>>533914935
he starts getting anxious, like the timing isn't right.. no something's off. the oracle said this would happen. nonono not like this, let me do it

>>533914610
I told you here >>533913412

>>533914794
>>533914796
>>533914812
>>533914828
>real re-launch
>for testing purposes
Yes, this is indeed beta testing for the *REAL RE-LAUNCH*
Tourists need not apply tho.

So.... what now kay-sama

>>533915046
the answer is always yes

>>533915081
>crybabies
>joining PvP

I'll finish this thing before Epoch go live, and I have just started on hard difficult.

>>533915081
they have to wipe gurubashi also though.

>>533914982
Isn't Guru a separate server and separate economy?

That's like bitching that people who are playing TurtleWoW have more gold than you do on Epoch.

>>533915001
Of course. Do you consider the past week a launch?
It’s a testing ground

>Once the server testing is successful, then we will be at the last major decision point for when we relaunch our server: whether to wipe the realms or not. To make this decision, we will put up a community poll shortly after our test.
It wasn't successful. So same thing tomorrow? The day after? Next week?

>wipe gets confirmed
>all the wholesome "energy to the devs" redditors turn heel
I thought the devs owed you nothing faggits? Doesn't feel so good when you don't get special treatment for being able to no life pressing a login button

>>533915149
Guru is the toilet sewers even

so what did we achieve from today's tests /epog/?

Why would I bother playing now if they're still pondering a wipe?

>>533915116
Overwatch

>>533915046
Hot...

>wipe

ohnonono gurukeks. I'm coming over to steal your names!

>>533915212
yea though? first shit launch? i admit this is worse than ones i've been in before but this is kinda normal.
plus the website hasn't been updated at all.

>>533915223
they will keep trying until it either works or so few people willing to play are left that the server doesn't struggle anymore

>wipe confirmed
CHAOSH

quite possibly the worst communication from a private server 'creator'. he's not fit to lead, that's for sure.

Calling it now: Epoch will launch on August 18th

This shit is actually going to take like a month at least, the servers don't feel anymore stable than a week ago.

INDIA STANDS WITH
#NOWIPE

why do we fall down sir?
so we can get backed up into the queue

>>533915307
This is not even remotely normal lmfao

>Do seeming random testing, pinging, asking people you 'promised,' an original launch date to be your guinea pigs
>Community is divided about wipe, all signs point to a wipe on both realms for a so-called 'relaunch'
>Set another weekend as your Grand, triumphant 'relaunch,' thinning some tourists and rightfully fedup people
>Weekend arrives, the moment is at hand, around 6-7k people come back
>2nd Fresh happens, servers crash and burn within the first hour. Everyone laughs and your reputation is obliterated forever. One of your staff commits suicide
I am ready.

Was that it? what a shitshow LMAO. We are very far from the launch

>>533905747
>it wasn't the real launch
>server is going to get wiped anyways
no wipers in absolute shambles
>b..bb..but my progres...
it's a multiplayer game not a singleplayer one, you just want a head start so you can act like a special little fag. A wipe will give the server a FRESH start, and give the masses what they really want a nostalgic server launch similar to what they experienced 20 years ago.

>>533915449
If they don't wipe, it might be salvageable even if it crashes and burns a second time.

bro we aint even in alpha yet

Pakistan stands with #wipegang

Ahem Boss we don't know whats happenbing next, maybe you forgot to add. Thats it, or we'll try again shortly,, or tune in next week?

>>533915558
>nowipe fags desperately trying to save the 8 hours they spent reaching 15

>>533914375
Maybe... this time it'll work

it's over.

Someone explain to me why a private server wanted to use a proxy if it's in a legally safe location?

Also are proxies not known for increasing latency in exchange for privacy? Like what was he expecting?? Or am I misunderstanding completely?

Just woke up, wtf is going on?

>>533915530
>want a nostalgic server launch similar to what they experienced 20 years ago.

They'll still get that, wipe or not

>>533915614
>8 hours
when you factor in time spent at the login screen waiting it's a whole lot more than that

>confirmed relaunch
you no wiper jeets may now have your melty, go on

>>533915614
>The lazy nigger who didn't spend 8 hours towards something tells me I need to lose my progress because he was lazier/less dedicated than me.
Finger of death yourself, now.

so can i go to sleep or....?

>>533915647
data collection

>>533915645
Just dont speak tetard
You know nothing

>>533915614
Multiply that by 3 to add the time they're mindlessly trying to connect to the server throughout the day.

>>533915661
with wipe you will get to see the MASSIVE in massive multiplayer online video game as the starting zones become chud heaven

>>533915713
...sleep? Anon, it's Monday. It's time to go to work.

the beginning is the end
the end is the beginning.

the beginning is the end
the end is the beginning.

the beginning is the end. the end is the beginning.
the end is the beginning. the beginning is the end.

>>533915704
yeah you worked so hard on getting lucky enough to not get stuck in the queue

>>533915645
Google reverse proxy

>>533915704
Your characters? WIPED
Your time? WASTED
Me? Laughing

>>533915704
your progress is less important than the project having a successful launch.

test is over
see you
tomorrow

>>533915614
I spent 7 hours of playtime about an hour of rollbacked time and a good 8-10 hours on log in screen

>>533915808
wipers claim 99% havent even made it to level 2. what's a few dozen level 15's being wiped going to add to the starting zone experience?

>>533915814
Monday? mate it's almost tuesday.

>>533915808
I already saw that on day 1 where I had to camp quest mob spawn locations to get kills while fighting 4 others

>>533915704
rubbing my big fat belly and chortling at your wasted efforts to try and get ahead

>>533915856
THE LAUNCH HAS A HIGHER CHANCE OF SUCCEEDING IF EVERYONE ISNT CRAMMED INTO THE STARTER ZONES AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want them to wipe the entire server of everything. Delete the game.

>>533915713
Only Kay sleep around here, you vill stare at monitor and you vill be happy

>>533915903
you did but many others didn't
try imagining what you would feel like if you didn't have breakfast this morning

>carebear troon centre also known as /vg/ turns out to be massively pro-wipe
Color me surprised.
You could tell from the world chat, majority of people are against the wipe. You won't do shit.

Vibes check

>>533915883
someoone put this fuck to sleep forever.

>>533915808
"chud heaven" we got 10 minutes of uptime and trannies were talking about bbc in elwynn you dumb faggot.

>>533915814
w*ork... Lol... Lmao...even

>>533915645
techies love being smug about forbidden knowledge without explaining further
too lazy to write, so here's Claude's response for you

Epoch here, we go to sleep, we've been working hard for the last days on making the server great.

Make sure to vote and donate for the server as the best in the meantime.
Thank you for help.

>>533915951
if that was actually true they wouldn't even give us the option to relaunch, they would just say sorry it's not possible. clearly they think it is now, they're singing a different tune than they were a week ago

>>533915614
more like the 6 hours after they reached it

>wipe confirmed
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

so porting all the shit over to linux did basically nothing lol

>>533915951
I disagree I think if I see an empty starting zone I'll just quit. I need all those people to know if it's worth to level on the server.

Keytotes always gets what he wants, but when do we get what we want?

>>533915980
I'm probably the only actual trans in the thread right now and I don't give a shit about the wipe situation because I'm not retarded and it's completely irrelevant.

Could the stupid cunts in charge let us know if we're gonna get to play again today?

Wiping was definitely the better choice if you like seeing melties. Look at their reddit right now

>>533916054
THEY ARE RETARDED THEY'LL DO WHATEVER THE MOB TELLS THEM TO DO

>banned from the discord
>can't vote
I now understand how prisoners feel

>>533915892
it preserved the unexplored-ness & freshness of the world, also watching everyone start from ground zero adds to the lore - that's the main reason why epoch is so popular, if I just wanted classic+ right now I'd play ascension or current turtle server.

... so that was it? that was the big reveal? a week of baiting and then its up for 5 minuts and all this TROON says is 'thanks it was helpful'??

>>533915883
>it's actually real

>>533916091
vibeGPT is not a meme

>>533916083
E-E-EV-V-VVRRRRYY DAY IM SHUFFLIN'
SHUFFLIN'

Even the devs have given up now lmao

YAAAAAAAWN, sorry guys I am tired for the day.
The vibes have been good, see you all tomorrow for the last test.

>>533916038
why do they always work hard only in few hours in the morning

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

>>533916185
why do you keep posting the fakest shit ever are you really this gullible

>>533916146
now you understand how women felt before we were allowed to vote

should i wipe

>>533916153
there were 3 betas before this the game's solved.

Have more played time on /wowepoch/ than on actual epoch in the last 10 days.
How does it feel?

>>533916185
LMFAO HOLY SHIT PROJECT EPOCH TRANNIES IN SHAMBLES

how exactly was the wipe confirmed?

>>533916264
yeah and this is the 4th

>not even 2k emoji reacts on last update

kaytotes getting his wish of a 2k pop server.

>>533916134
even if you're right, they're already talking like the wipe is inevitable so you might as well get used to the idea of clawing your way out of the starter area again

>>533916231
they have normie jobs

turtle won
gay ass fucking kung fu pandas won

>>533915951
if only epoch had 2 more races and starting zones.........................................

>>533916315
keep applying fresh toilet paper until it doesn't feel sticky anymore, do one or two more wipes extra just in case

>>533916249
DO NOT REDEEM THE WIPE SAAR

>>533916249
SAAR
DO NOT WIPE THE SARVARS SAAR

>>533916134
>>533916374
after a full week of this shit, they're going to try and please the majority.

>no proxy
if they wipe im renting a botnet and ddosing this shit indefinitely

>>533916315
mod accidentally letting the secret out

BLOODY BASTARD I NEED MY GOLD FOR RMT
#NOWIPE

Ok then, my testing schedule is a bit busy from now on, email me if you get the servers back up, thanks

Which one of you idiots were calling people newfags in world chat?

I'M IN

Why don't they just cap the servers at 3k or whatever is stable?

Feels good to be a turtle and Bronzebeard chad

THANKS FOR BETA TESTING SAARS

>>533916664
they're so fucking stupid that a big queue crashes the server

Which way to Jasperlode Mine...

>>533916571
That doesn't say anything about a wipe, and that mod knows nothing

I'm genuinely going to troon out if Epoch isn't working within 24 hours

>>533916747
maam where are your pants

>MUH WIPE WIPE WIPE WAAAAHHHHH BLOO BLOO

Explain in 100 words or less why I, as a level 15 max profession player, should be punished for being faster and more efficient than other players.

>>533916759
This is on you, Kaytotes

>>533915230
https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1mhbdtx/reminder_that_ross_and_altered_suck_ass_at_their/
like clockwork the redditors are going full melty once wipe was soft confirmed

Don't you love it when worthless idea guys become team leaders

>>533916747
built for BIG KOBOLD COCK

>>533916810
because you're brown and you're not more important than the project's success

>>533916759
will you be my gf

>>533916810
Because i say so faggot

>>533916810
shut the fuck up

>>533916785
Lost 'em in a... uh... adventuring mishap.

>>533916810
To make you seethe

FRESH FRESH FRESH FFFFRRRRREEEESSSSHHHH
>>533916931
>>533916931
>>533916931
>>533916931
>>533916931

>>533916571
How many ways can one interpret "Real Re-Launch"? besides a wipe?

>>533916810
Don't like it? Turtle is down the hall and to the left. See you in your starting zone, faggot.

>>533916664
Retards would throw a fit if the whole server wasn't at a starting zone and at lvl 1 when they can play. Like there doing now

>>533916810
You exploited the system.

>>533916810
u r g

rip poochie
it wasnt meant to be..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8&ab_channel=81Aleera

>>533917041
Because its been an absolute mess, constantly getting interrrupted trying to get anywhere or do anything if you could even get on. Its obvious we're back to a testing phase and launch was a bust. And the last test wasn't exactly successful. By the time we get a relaunch, I'll have forgotten how to play. Relaunch = clean slate. But I'm really not caring that much either way at this point.

at this rate, we gonna need some cunny morale boost soon