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Anonymous No.533907579 >>533907795 >>533908823 >>533913058 >>533913395 >>533914686 >>533914834
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
LET ME IN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES!

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soonβ„’

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
whisper anyone

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533892775
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533907632
I believe!
Anonymous No.533907653 >>533907715
>its over
Anonymous No.533907664 >>533907759 >>533907795 >>533907808 >>533907828 >>533908435 >>533915015
Are you guys playing anything while waiting for pochie?
Anonymous No.533907665
never ever
Anonymous No.533907679
it's just begun
Anonymous No.533907682
KEZAN DOWN
Anonymous No.533907701
WE BACK
Anonymous No.533907715
>>533907653
or is it?
Anonymous No.533907748
WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS
Anonymous No.533907756
I'll just wait until we get a confirmation that we're not gonna get a wipe

not even going to bother logging in until then
Anonymous No.533907757 >>533907951 >>533908225
>weird sideways table
data collection tests
>luigi
epoch players' patience
Anonymous No.533907759
>>533907664
yea, my guitar
Anonymous No.533907768
LET THEM LAUGH
Anonymous No.533907776
favela host
Anonymous No.533907781
I'M IN
Anonymous No.533907795
>>533907579 (OP)
She wouldn't even feel me if I tried to stick it in. I love Whitemane

>>533907664
I've been gooning to small penis humiliation videos and pics all weekend while waiting for Pochie
Anonymous No.533907808
>>533907664
Bronzebeard, its ok, it has more of a arpg vibe same as retail
Anonymous No.533907810
the server is up
the queue is disabled so it says disconnected
Anonymous No.533907828
>>533907664
Just completed a successful sortie!
Anonymous No.533907838
I'm just gonna jack it to futa lolis
Anonymous No.533907839
>>533906834
>>533907460
ANON KILLED POCHIE BLOODY BASTARD
Anonymous No.533907869 >>533907959
COOL THAT DID THE TRICK
Anonymous No.533907870
Cool that did the trick and found some stuff. Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again without asan so you get a lag free state.
Anonymous No.533907876
IT'S DOWN AGAIN
Anonymous No.533907885
Anonymous No.533907887
NOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.533907910 >>533908231
>literally cant keep it up for more than 2 minutes
LMAO
Anonymous No.533907913
holy FUARK

turtle could never...
Anonymous No.533907920
SO MANY CUSTOM CONTENT FIXES WHEW DEVS WORKING HARD
Anonymous No.533907924
I am so blessed I got to experience epoch again, this time for 50 seconds.
Anonymous No.533907927
wipe finna hit so hard
Anonymous No.533907949
JUST LET US FUCKING PLAY KAYTOTES THIS IS RETARDED
Anonymous No.533907951
>>533907757
We going feet first to prolong the suffering
Anonymous No.533907952
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
Anonymous No.533907959
>>533907869
JUST GONNA C O M P I L E
Anonymous No.533907973
>>get in
>>click npc
>>it crash
?
Anonymous No.533907982
You WILL not play Epoch this week.
You WILL sit refreshing login and server status.
You WILL wait for increasingly distant discord updates.
You WILL hear about the state of the vibes.
You WILL thank the mods and respond to their polls with an emote.
Anonymous No.533907986
POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous No.533908006
OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!
Anonymous No.533908046
If Turtle fresh launches before this shit is stable I am actually jumping ship, yeah their cashshop is gay as fuck but at least the game fucking works
Anonymous No.533908048 >>533908180
GEtting some day
Anonymous No.533908051
>accept explorers contract
>server dies
nyo...
Anonymous No.533908063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KilQtE5Nl90
Anonymous No.533908104
>open server without queue and cap
>crashes immediately
Lol, this shit is never coming out.
Anonymous No.533908126 >>533908192 >>533908258
Reminder that you waited 3 years for this
Anonymous No.533908142 >>533908389
i think its really over this time. i can feel all my interest slip away. no epoch. no wow. im free
Anonymous No.533908164
>CAN'T GET PLAYERS ONLINE
>NEVER EVEN TESTED CUSTOM CONTENT SO IT WILL CRASH THE SERVER CONSTANTLY
please just take it out back and shoot it
Anonymous No.533908180
>>533908048
Day javu
Anonymous No.533908192
>>533908126
fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyoufuckuo
Anonymous No.533908197
KAYTOTES IS TYPING
Anonymous No.533908223 >>533908354 >>533908383
SERVER DOESN*T LAG IT'S JUST THIRDIE INTERNETS
Anonymous No.533908225
>>533907757
am i weird, when this makes lol?
Anonymous No.533908231
>>533907910
just like my penis....
Anonymous No.533908235
Project Epoch IS CLASSIC PLUS
There is no leaving the faster you accept this the easier it is going to be.
Anonymous No.533908248 >>533908296
So is the server actually up or not?
Anonymous No.533908258
>>533908126
bro i couldn't fucking IMAGINE waiting 3 years for THIS, glad I found out like 3 months ago
Anonymous No.533908261
>investigating things random people typed in world chat
Anonymous No.533908278 >>533908320
where flying dog
Anonymous No.533908287 >>533908324
so is it up or not? the tracking websites are useless
Anonymous No.533908292 >>533908375 >>533908415
People are in theres just no queue so itsdisconnects you if its full
Anonymous No.533908296 >>533908356
>>533908248
Yes! Oh wait it crash... yes! Oh another crash..
Anonymous No.533908304
At this point it's obvious that Kezan is the problem.
Just delete it and open up Guru so we can all start playing with zero issues.
Anonymous No.533908310
guys the vibes arent feeling so good..
Anonymous No.533908320
>>533908278
Anonymous No.533908324
>>533908287
crashed before 3k players
Anonymous No.533908329 >>533908482
bruh it's over with. these niggers are beyond amateurs. it's been over week announce the fucking delay. this stuff needs months more time. trying to fix it all in a week was silly.
Anonymous No.533908354
>>533908223
>HE'S HITTING US WITH THE WORKS ON MY MACHINE
Anonymous No.533908356
>>533908296
I can't even log in, it's just straight to disconnect.
Anonymous No.533908357
I gooned for 10 days in a row waiting for epoch to come and I can barely write anymore..
Anonymous No.533908375
>>533908292
this is just not true, I was in and the server crashed.
Anonymous No.533908383
>>533908223
what chat. its kia
Anonymous No.533908389
>>533908142
Bro. Just one more test. Just one or two more dials. VIBES ARE IMMACULATE!
Anonymous No.533908415 >>533908460
>>533908292
What's the cap?
Anonymous No.533908428 >>533908542
This server has no future, even when they fix the current issues there is no doubt a laundry list of future ones we'll be running into every other day
Anonymous No.533908435 >>533908716
>>533907664
What gaem is that from on your image?
Anonymous No.533908451 >>533908483 >>533908493 >>533909740
Why are the Turtle shells out in full force spreading lies about the server? The vibes are immaculate.
Anonymous No.533908460
>>533908415
dynamic based on server performance
Anonymous No.533908461 >>533908538
Why the fuck won't they just cap it at 2k players?
Anonymous No.533908462
>We'll look into
>Very soon we will bring
>Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again
>The realm is up with ASAN
please log in
>We have now completed our preparations

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.533908482
>>533908329
feels like they spent week chasing some wild geese
Anonymous No.533908483
>>533908451
turtle is forced soul
Anonymous No.533908493
>>533908451
don't even play turtle just dont' play this.
Anonymous No.533908518
>server itself running excellently
Anonymous No.533908538 >>533908714
>>533908461
Because that would be accepting defeat and admitting they can't fix the server, they're too ego driven for that
Anonymous No.533908542
>>533908428
everyone with a functioning brain already realized it, I'm pretty sure 90% of this general just enjoys the shitshow, you must be retarded if you actually want to play on epoch
Anonymous No.533908558 >>533908652
It's been a week - how the fuck did they not get a proper queue going yet
Anonymous No.533908585
Anonymous No.533908596
epoch humiliation general
Anonymous No.533908613
midna...
Anonymous No.533908631
What if project epoch was just an elaborate scheme by shennatroon to get us all hyped up for WoW again, dump it, then get all yall weak willed fags back into turtle freshie?
Anonymous No.533908647
Playing on Turtle now
Anonymous No.533908652
>>533908558
Because they haven't finished migrating everything to Linux yet
Anonymous No.533908667
ATTENTION ALL EPOCH GAMERS! The servers are in great danger, and Kaytotes needs your help to fix them! But to do this, he needs people to stop posting mpreg emotes and collect more data. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick, so that Kaytotes can secure Pochie Monday and achieve the EPIC fresh experience!
Anonymous No.533908671 >>533908757 >>533908856 >>533908910
i dont feel so good...
Anonymous No.533908685
pfffffffft..........HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAOIWEHAOIHE;OAIWHG;OAIW;GAOWEJGAWEGAWOEIGJAOGREA
Anonymous No.533908689
just took my morning turtle, coffee always brings it out of me
Anonymous No.533908693 >>533908742
So what are we rolling on Ambershire?
Anonymous No.533908714
>>533908538
they can't even get a queue functioning
Anonymous No.533908716
>>533908435
Depersonalization! It's a fun rpg
Anonymous No.533908742
>>533908693
all these servers have custom class changes so i don't know a thing about turtle.
Anonymous No.533908743
A post from December from Project Epoop
>When we last gave an update we stated we had 1,720 issues still open across a broad spectrum of the game. This included 83 Launch Blocking issues. Despite being a well earned quiet month for staff a number of key issues have still been closed. This now stands at 1,669 open of which 50 are Launch Blocking. Many of the Launch Blocking bugs are also some of the hardest to resolve so we’re pleased that even with this result for a particularly IRL packed month.
Imagine thinking they fixed any of this in 8 months
Anonymous No.533908757
>>533908671
Nice tits, whore.
Anonymous No.533908762
I live in a favela i keep getting game shutdown, must be the server right favelabros?
Anonymous No.533908778
POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY

TRVST THE PLVN
Anonymous No.533908785 >>533908865
so what will be the cope once the lag is "fixed", but the server crashes every 10 minutes?
Anonymous No.533908786
I am escalating.
Anonymous No.533908823 >>533908843
>>533907579 (OP)
Whitemane my beloved....


https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4
Anonymous No.533908827
This is pure incompetence hidden under a carefully crafted veneer of professionalism. Is this the kind of personality the modern workplace creates?
Anonymous No.533908828
This was supposed to the final test!
Anonymous No.533908837 >>533908863 >>533908874
im going to bed
Anonymous No.533908843 >>533908916 >>533908979 >>533908986 >>533909029
>>533908823
If she's your beloved then why are you gooning to orcs fucking her?
Anonymous No.533908845
are they bringing it back up or what's the deal?
Anonymous No.533908856
>>533908671
https://files.catbox.moe/tsbgnh.jpg
Anonymous No.533908863
>>533908837
good night, pork chop
Anonymous No.533908865
>>533908785
Turtle players are DDOSing the server
Anonymous No.533908874
>>533908837
Good night kaytotes
Anonymous No.533908880
I'm going to take a nap, don't play without me
Anonymous No.533908910 >>533908982
>>533908671
If there was a mod like this that actually worked I'd become a nelf main.
Anonymous No.533908916
>>533908843
he is black
Anonymous No.533908942
getting disconnected after choosing either realm, are they down again?!
Anonymous No.533908946
At this rate the vote for a wipe won't even matter.
Anonymous No.533908962 >>533908998
why am i getting connected>disconnected from the server any time i login?
Anonymous No.533908979
>>533908843
It's complicated
Anonymous No.533908982 >>533909108
>>533908910
hehe yeah, if...
Anonymous No.533908986 >>533909102
>>533908843
It's hotter watching someone you love actually get satisfied when you don't have the tools necessary to help them
Anonymous No.533908998
>>533908962
because the server is up but the queue is not - they're at the cap so you're just getting booted
Anonymous No.533909015 >>533909082
The worse part of all of this, is even if these clowns fix the server they're going to spend 2-4 days talking to the community about "going forward".
Like god dam you got a discord full of staff and you don't trust any one but you to talk to the community you silenced about the future?
Fuck it's so frustrating.
Anonymous No.533909029
>>533908843
it's a thirdie with interracial fetish larping, he's been posting that shit every day
Anonymous No.533909031 >>533909197
are you enjoying the blue ball experience?
Anonymous No.533909053 >>533909075 >>533909098 >>533909143 >>533909157 >>533909162 >>533909202
READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS
READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS
READING THE LOGS
>READING THE LOGS
Anonymous No.533909075
>>533909053
that did the trick
Anonymous No.533909082
>>533909015
fucking this - just make their own decision. They're not going to lose any players either way.
Anonymous No.533909098 >>533909169
>>533909053
The data has been collected
Anonymous No.533909102 >>533909178 >>533909183
>>533908986
I met a new colleague last week, the moment he let it slip that he was a cuck I was disgusted by him. You are not a man, you are barely even human with this mindset.
Anonymous No.533909108
>>533908982
Hand it over now
Anonymous No.533909120
RoundRobin
Anonymous No.533909129
>according to Kaytotes server is working great, he is talking to people in world chat.
>not a single screenshot of current pop on /epog/.
Is he just going to pretend now that servers are working?
Anonymous No.533909132
best 2 minutes I have played on epoch thus far
Anonymous No.533909143
>>533909053
>reading the logs
>downloading the data
Anonymous No.533909157
>>533909053
they can shift through my log i just dumped.
Anonymous No.533909162
>>533909053
>they're reading
WE ARE SO BACK
TOURISTS FILTERED
Anonymous No.533909169
>>533909098
Data has been collected
Vibes are exceeding limits known to man.
Time for another 24 hours long nappies.
Anonymous No.533909178
>>533909102
We like being degraded so that turned me on a little
Anonymous No.533909183
>>533909102
don't say that you'll turn him on
Anonymous No.533909197 >>533909220
>>533909031
Yes actually reminds me of my time in army.
Anonymous No.533909202
>>533909053
The teams vibes are very positive.
You won't hear another update for 18 hours now.
Anonymous No.533909203
is ulmetrs awake? i feel like kaytote only tinkers with things when hes sleeping
making it seem like he's doing things. stolen valor? i hope he was paid upfront
Anonymous No.533909207 >>533909241 >>533909367
uhhh
Anonymous No.533909220 >>533909273 >>533909293
>>533909197
Who did you bottom for?
Anonymous No.533909241
>>533909207
GVRVFASHY, IT'S OUR TIME.
Anonymous No.533909271
that did the trick
that did the trick
that did the trick
that did the trick
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
Anonymous No.533909273 >>533909352
>>533909220
My CO
Anonymous No.533909276 >>533909375
monster orc cock or monster alliance cock?
Anonymous No.533909282 >>533909312 >>533909351 >>533909425 >>533909520 >>533909554 >>533909707
where did the trend of replacing U with V in words come from
Anonymous No.533909293 >>533909352
>>533909220
The system
Anonymous No.533909309
GVRVFASHY GVRVFASHY GVRVFASHY
Anonymous No.533909312 >>533909362
>>533909282
shvt the fvck vp
Anonymous No.533909327
I'm glad that this is gonna filter out the tourists. This time they'll go away for sure. We'll finally have /ourserver/ to ourselves.
Anonymous No.533909351
>>533909282
furfags
Anonymous No.533909352
>>533909273
>>533909293
Contemporary armies really are for sissies, aren't they?
Anonymous No.533909362
>>533909312
trvth nvke
Anonymous No.533909367
>>533909207
der untergang..
Anonymous No.533909375
>>533909276
worg cock>orc cock
Anonymous No.533909425
>>533909282
started around two thousand years ago
Anonymous No.533909448 >>533909531
SO why the fuck can't I login?
Anonymous No.533909463 >>533909535
is the u>v thing a pro ukranian, a pro russian or a zoomer thing?
Anonymous No.533909469
can't they just give up and alli with torta
Anonymous No.533909490
Hey I just got back. Looks like you guys are having a rough time testing for free, with a reward of being wiped for your efforts.

Keep up the good work.
Anonymous No.533909520
>>533909282
Ancient Rome... home
Anonymous No.533909531
>>533909448
sorry only streamers and tiktokers allowed
Anonymous No.533909535
>>533909463
Zoomer /pol/ meme
Anonymous No.533909541
>KEZAN OFFLINE
Anonymous No.533909543
I have a feeling that this will not in fact be the final test...
Anonymous No.533909554 >>533910070
>>533909282
incel posting, "born in the wrong generation, billions must die" freaks imitate Roman numerals because they genuinely believe they'd be the next emperor or senator if they had the chance to be born in a glorious "vvhite" civilization where Tyrone doesn't bully them while fucking their crush.
Anonymous No.533909558
WE BACK
Anonymous No.533909585
https://youtu.be/W8ThHpZtCuY
post vibes
Anonymous No.533909608 >>533909647 >>533909713 >>533909802 >>533909838 >>533909875 >>533909962 >>533909971 >>533910002 >>533910150 >>533910168
>RIGHT BACK AT SCENE OF THE CRIME

Bros... Should I click it again`?!?
Anonymous No.533909647 >>533909718 >>533909838
>>533909608
do it
Anonymous No.533909672
data collected
thanks for coming
Anonymous No.533909681
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Anonymous No.533909682
I GET IN DC I GET IN I DC WHY AM I TRYING
Anonymous No.533909686
Yea im going to bed. Ill check again next weekend.
Anonymous No.533909689
20s this time.
Anonymous No.533909692
I'M IN

nevermind
Anonymous No.533909707
>>533909282
SOVL
Anonymous No.533909713
>>533909608
>NO WIPE NO WIPE in the chat
shit flat out doesn't work and that's what epoopheads are worried about
Anonymous No.533909718 >>533909970
>>533909647
done :)
Anonymous No.533909723
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH what a shit server
Anonymous No.533909725 >>533909883
>crashed within 5 seconds
Embarrassing desu. Now they'll spend another 2 weeks fixing server stability, then it turns out their old TC repo is full of unpatched exploits so we'll get another wipe. Server stays fresh forever I guess.
Anonymous No.533909740
>>533908451
>server only up for a max of 5 hours over a week
>launch blocking bugs still not fixed
>servers themselves still not fixed
>registrations closed
>discord closed
>reddit being spammed with downvote bots on anyone talking about how bad it is
>test revealed that the server still doesn't work since it just crashed within a minute
>VIBES ARE IMMACULATE THOUGH
Their cope is so funny. Right now this thread is basically the only place people can actually talk about the server.
Anonymous No.533909747 >>533910095
>even discord mods are trolling the devs
it's over
Anonymous No.533909759
>10 seconds of data
THEY ARE GETTING INCREASINGLY EFFICIENT
Anonymous No.533909761
Anonymous No.533909802
>>533909608
>This quest might unironicly be causing the custom content crash.
Keep doing it. Keep crashing the server.
Anonymous No.533909803 >>533909868
Crashing at 1200, its over
Anonymous No.533909827
vibe check?
Anonymous No.533909832
Cancel the launch and tell the players to come back next month holy fuck
Anonymous No.533909838 >>533909949 >>533910150
>>533906834
>>533907460
>>533909608
>>533909647

>anon unironically keeps crashing the server by clicking a gobbo
Uuhhh... BASED DEPARTMENT!?!?
Anonymous No.533909839 >>533909997
>Over a week of post-launch work later
>Server can last 15 seconds
Anonymous No.533909860 >>533909917 >>533909965 >>533909992 >>533910006
As frustrating as it is, this feels like the first time they've actually worked on everything.

I mean I'm sure there's a lot going on behind the scenes but it's nice to feel the progress first hand.
Anonymous No.533909868
>>533909803
there's no lag before crashing so I don't think it's the server
Anonymous No.533909869
Turtle won. We will all goon as high elves on Ambershire. Deal with it.
Anonymous No.533909875
>>533909608
fuck them if they're this fucking stupid, keep crashing it
Anonymous No.533909883 >>533909978
>>533909725
why not rebase with latest TC for starters? might even fix the queueue
Anonymous No.533909885 >>533909960 >>533909961
kezan and GVRV need to be in the same battlegroup so GVRV players can mog kezanfags in PvP
Anonymous No.533909917
>>533909860
... You're feeling progres? It's fucking worse than it was on day 1.
Anonymous No.533909937 >>533910003 >>533910034
This was supposed to be the LAST stress test bros..
Anonymous No.533909949
>>533909838
5 Turdle coins have been deposited into my account so far.
Anonymous No.533909960
>>533909885
the technology doesn't exist
t. gaytotes
Anonymous No.533909961
>>533909885
not happening
Anonymous No.533909962 >>533910016
>>533909608
what even is this gobbo for?
Anonymous No.533909965
>>533909860
What progress stupid nigga, it's crashing even faster than before
Anonymous No.533909970
>>533909718
mad lad
Anonymous No.533909971
>>533909608
anon please... pochie monday...
Anonymous No.533909978
>>533909883
Once you add bespoke shit like custom quests, scripts etc you kinda commit to that repo.
Anonymous No.533909992
>>533909860
it is worse in every measurable way than on launch
the only reason this is going on right now because the DEVELOPERS were throwing a hissy fit about the server having a queue of 7k
Anonymous No.533909997
>>533909839
we'll have full continuous Epoch sometimes in 2032
Anonymous No.533910002
>>533909608
stop clickin the gobbo!
Anonymous No.533910003
>>533909937
Yeah, the last sign of life before the stillbirth.
Anonymous No.533910006
>>533909860
>progress
it's literally more unstable than on release day
Anonymous No.533910016
>>533909962
barber shop
Anonymous No.533910032
did they just delete the 'F' comment.
jesus....salty gaytotes
Anonymous No.533910034
>>533909937
was pretty stressful, no cap
Anonymous No.533910064
please stop crashing the server i just want to play please...
Anonymous No.533910069 >>533910115 >>533910168
>it's getting shorter every single time
Anonymous No.533910070 >>533910102 >>533910406 >>533910417 >>533910781
>>533909554
I don't think Romans thought of themselves as white, they were just Roman. And they integrated people across many cultures. Identity politics to separate people, I bet even just seeing the phrases identity politics or white already starts the process in the brain to let emotion take over and stop thinking rationally, ja very gut
Anonymous No.533910095
>>533909747
>deleted already
lmao
Anonymous No.533910102 >>533910221
>>533910070
Jewish cope.
Anonymous No.533910110
I am so fucking sick of these cunts and the way they update and handle discord.

At least with turtlewow I don't know a single fucking mod - in my 2 years of playing there not once have I ever had to concern myself with the cunts behind the scenes. Apparently a feat too far for Epoch.
Anonymous No.533910113
>After long and hard look at the data re crashes following our swap to Debian we have decided to once again swap to Windows Server OS. Thank you for your support and patience. Nappy time!
Anonymous No.533910115
>>533910069
>it's getting worse with every iteration
Anonymous No.533910150
>>533909608
>>533909838
next time click it precisely at the start of a minute, when the second hand goes 59-00
Anonymous No.533910168
>>533910069
Unfortunately anon is parked right next to the crash button. >>533909608


We're at his mercy now...
Anonymous No.533910183 >>533910261
Streamers already moved on to OSRS this shit is fucking dead
Anonymous No.533910197
Cool that did the trick and found some stuff. Gonna compile a new core build and bring it up again without asan so you get a lag free state.
Anonymous No.533910221 >>533910334
>>533910102
go on...? I'm listening
Anonymous No.533910225 >>533910363
Kaytotes just launched overwatch before switching it to hidden lmaoooooooooo
Anonymous No.533910261
>>533910183
Good. everybody wants 2k pop dad server anyway
Anonymous No.533910291 >>533910375
The crash was vehicle related, judging by the github update.
Anonymous No.533910334 >>533910560 >>533910581
>>533910221
Romans were white conquerors and all of their politicians were overwhelmingly white. Your narrative doesn't work.
Anonymous No.533910363
>>533910225
If they can't get this out before Ambershire Epoch is officially done lmao.
Anonymous No.533910375
>>533910291
Specifically, logging out when on a vehicle (or being dc'd), and reconnecting, causes a crash. So every time vehicle riders log on the server goes down.
Anonymous No.533910406 >>533910472
>>533910070
white people didn't exist until jews needed to be labeled white so they could resist persecution for being jewish
Anonymous No.533910417 >>533910472
>>533910070
"white" isn't an identity even now anywhere else apart from America.
Anonymous No.533910472 >>533910623
>>533910406
>>533910417
Every single NW European is more genetically aligned than they are elsewhere in the World.
Anonymous No.533910481
ah so this is the custom content crash that is easily fixable in 5 minutes, having good vibes about this
Anonymous No.533910532 >>533910795
I am white
Anonymous No.533910560
>>533910334
Yeah sure, Roman citizens presumably had Mediterranean flavored skin and descended from Proto-Indo-Europeans who migrated from the Ural mountain ranges and prob had fair skin, no disagreement there.
What I'm saying is that the white is in your head and is working as planned
Anonymous No.533910581
>>533910334
>italians thinking they are white
Lmao
Sometimes I wish the nords were the ultimate victors of Yurop. Sucks that the shitty anglo-saxons won in the end.
Anonymous No.533910623
>>533910472
>NW european
we were talking about "white". Do you think a serb, an irish and a spaniard collectively form a distinct "white" identity?
Anonymous No.533910634
I am Roman.
Anonymous No.533910662 >>533910714 >>533910915
If I go take a shit am I gonna miss the server coming back?

I don't want to be sitting mashing login without a queue if I can help it
Anonymous No.533910671
>Servers come up
>Massive urge to shit rumbles in my guts
>I'd rather shit myself than be in queue and fall behind
>Fuck it
>Spend 5 minutes playing with liquid, steaming magma clinging to my ass
>Servers crash
WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
Anonymous No.533910681
Gaytotes? The fix?
Anonymous No.533910705 >>533910817
Im starting to wonder if im retarded because I’m still trying to play this shit
Anonymous No.533910714
>>533910662
Yes like 5 times, you'll be back for the 6th uptime.
Anonymous No.533910716
What class should I roll? The server could go up any second.
Anonymous No.533910719
Epoch is so dead that Hispanic men are debating each other at 6am over who's lineage is more white
Anonymous No.533910768 >>533910801
If the server still hasnt ironed out custom content crashes. They wont be functional for MONTHS. Think about it. The more people spread out and find more content the more people are gunna stumble into random server crashing quests.
Anonymous No.533910781
>>533910070
jew
Anonymous No.533910795 >>533910893 >>533910948
>>533910532
everybody needs to send photo of hand for their AI controlled whiteness verification
Anonymous No.533910801 >>533910941 >>533911097
>>533910768
Yeah I don't understand why they didn't test all of this shit before launch???
Anonymous No.533910817
>>533910705
same bro
Anonymous No.533910893 >>533910986 >>533911137
>>533910795

I'm English and based on his accent from a video, I'm close to where he lives / grew up, idk if he still lives there or anything, I'm not going to go looking for him or anything crazy like that
Anonymous No.533910912
Its over
Anonymous No.533910915 >>533910972
>>533910662
>I don't want to be sitting mashing login without a queue if I can help it
time to start shitting AND mashing login at the same time kek (remote desktop from a phone)
Anonymous No.533910941 >>533911059
>>533910801
I don't understand why it's so hard to just pay 1 dude a measly sum to do all the quests. Surely there is some turbo neet out there that would happily play on a solo private server and do all the quests and try out exploits to see if things crash when certain events occur. Hell I'd do it for like 20 bucks a week, just to have a game to play.
Anonymous No.533910945 >>533911029
I've spent so long doing this that I just found my first gray pubic hair.
Anonymous No.533910948
>>533910795
this would be gigabased system
Anonymous No.533910972 >>533911369
>>533910915
>(remote desktop from a phone)
that sounds like a hassle and a security risk
Anonymous No.533910986
>>533910893
kaytotes i MEAN
Anonymous No.533911029
>>533910945
I currently have a snow white nose hair, none other I've found on my body thankfully.
Anonymous No.533911031
Raping my hand to the OP image, wishing there was a tauren cock pumping her butthole...
Anonymous No.533911058
Sorry we're manually removing some users from wagons to their hearth locations and then disabling wagons.
Anonymous No.533911059 >>533911161
>>533910941
why wouldn't the devs want to test the very thing they just fucking made though? it makes no fucking sense why it wasn't done along the way - I've never see an IT project so mismanaged
Anonymous No.533911097
>>533910801
They developed it for windows, this only became an issue when they changed to linux.
Apparently its "easy" to fix so maybe they'll have it worked out by tomorrow.

I'm worried about the wipe poll, if they haven't put it up yet it must mean they don't think they'll get the server in a working state any time soon.
Anonymous No.533911136
ITS UPPPP
Anonymous No.533911137 >>533911283
>>533910893
What sort of accent do you have? I like those cockney lads from Leeds, like Danny from Rate My Takeaway.
Anonymous No.533911152
IM IN, ANYONE ELSE?
Anonymous No.533911161
>>533911059
Maybe swtiching it over to linux caused some new bugs in the stuff isk I'm nocoder
Anonymous No.533911208
PRESS THE GOBLIN
Anonymous No.533911238
domp eet
Anonymous No.533911265 >>533911804
WE ARE SO BACK SISTERS
Anonymous No.533911269
uwaaaaa i wanna play
Anonymous No.533911271
guru bros?
Anonymous No.533911283
>>533911137
Like this
https://youtu.be/w3ma9iYx4rg

cockney is london southerners btw, leeds is up north
Anonymous No.533911287
IM IN

FUCK YOU ALL IM OUT OF HERE
Anonymous No.533911337 >>533911383 >>533911425
>already lagging
Lol
Anonymous No.533911356
I havent gotten any bag drops yet...
Anonymous No.533911369
>>533910972
kek you're not wrong ;)
Anonymous No.533911383 >>533912290
>>533911337
thirdie
Anonymous No.533911417
GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous No.533911425
>>533911337
Nigger
Anonymous No.533911447 >>533911481 >>533911521
what class do I roll?
Anonymous No.533911481 >>533911686
>>533911447
the one you enjoy the most :)
Anonymous No.533911496 >>533911690
POCHIE MONDAY POCHIE MONDAY
Anonymous No.533911521 >>533911686
>>533911447
ud pala like the rest of us
Anonymous No.533911581 >>533911648
Okay guys I'm finally gonna get up and to turn the computer on to play...but if the servers go down before I get there, I am going to be very

Fuck it who am I kidding, it probably already crashed didn't it?
Anonymous No.533911648
>>533911581
it's down anon don't bother
Anonymous No.533911686
>>533911481
what do you enjoy the most?
>>533911521
that's a bet.
Anonymous No.533911690
>>533911496
I fucking hate you.
Anonymous No.533911759
VIBE CHECK
Anonymous No.533911763
OPEN GVRVFASHV
Anonymous No.533911780
>go have fun, until some tourists that bailed day 1 vote for all your progress to be wiped
Anonymous No.533911804
>>533911265
>1.2k
>queue
its over
Anonymous No.533911815 >>533911867 >>533911918 >>533911993
What's wrong with CensusPlus?
/who shows 2800people online but the addon only sees 361
Anonymous No.533911832
>post YFW you play on CHADZAN and not KEKABASHI
Anonymous No.533911867
>>533911815
it takes like 3 hours for a scan to complete
Anonymous No.533911898
is this good?
Anonymous No.533911902
gurubashi still down?
Anonymous No.533911906 >>533912057 >>533912084 >>533913425
anyone else just stuck on this
Anonymous No.533911918
>>533911815
you need to manually edit it and slow down scan times
Anonymous No.533911993
>>533911815
census is broke on every server.
they go out of their way to fuck it becasue if to many people use it, it fucks the server.
Anonymous No.533911995 >>533912209
>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
>FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
FUNSERVER CUMFIRMED
Anonymous No.533912049 >>533912074
server so easy to crash
Anonymous No.533912057
>>533911906
Γ­m also stuck on this for minutes now lmao
Anonymous No.533912064
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.533912065
NOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.533912070
ITS DEAD
Anonymous No.533912071 >>533912130
INSTANTLY DIES AT 3K!

FUCK THIS. IM OUT
Anonymous No.533912074
>>533912049
yeap
Anonymous No.533912078
>immediately crashed
kek
Anonymous No.533912084
>>533911906
no need to worry about it now
Anonymous No.533912086
aaaaand its gone
Anonymous No.533912095
anyone else clicking the gobbo?
Anonymous No.533912110
>log on
>it instantly breaks
sorry guys i think i did that
Anonymous No.533912115
WE GOT OUR COMMUNIST 15 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY BACK TO THE BREAD QUEUE
Anonymous No.533912118
this guy spent every 5 minutes walking to the ud starting zone.
Anonymous No.533912125
Well it was a nice 10 minutes. I managed to find 15 herb nodes.
Anonymous No.533912129 >>533912207
poochie in a nutshell
Anonymous No.533912130 >>533912197
>>533912071
It was at 3k for 10 whole minutes, saar.
Anonymous No.533912157
>A whole week after launch to fix the server
>Server is even worse than on launch day
You can't make this up
Anonymous No.533912163
Now that I'm level 4 I'm changing my vote to no-wipe.
Anonymous No.533912173
that did the trick
Anonymous No.533912184
Who could have seen this coming?
Anonymous No.533912185
>"It's stable! Go have fun!!!"
>"...F"
Anonymous No.533912196
I made it to level 4, if they wipe I quit
Anonymous No.533912197
>>533912130
yeah and I could feel the lag at 2.5k
Anonymous No.533912201
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.533912207
>>533912129
It went from hilarious to just sad with how incompetent these people are. How are you still unable to get the servers stable after a week? And how is it even worse than it was? What the fuck?
Anonymous No.533912208
proxy issue m8
Anonymous No.533912209
>>533911995
>go play for a few minutes so we can wipe your progress tomorrow
Anonymous No.533912218
>barber gobbo crashes the server
heh.
Anonymous No.533912227
does guru ever get to play or are they relegated to brown status?
Anonymous No.533912230
JUST CAP THE SERVER AT 2K WHILE YOU FIX SHIT FFS
Anonymous No.533912237
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.533912251 >>533912291 >>533912323 >>533912329
Should I buy this sword?
Anonymous No.533912254
>hit level 10
NO VIPE
Anonymous No.533912259
I legit think im just gonna wait for the 17th and play with the troonies on troondle
Anonymous No.533912261 >>533912384
5 mn of playtime and I still have more fun than on turdle
Anonymous No.533912263
>want to play the pvp server
>"sorry can't it'll crash"
>only the pve server is ever up
>crashes anyways
I must have died at been sent to some sort of purgatory where I play WoW for 10 minutes a week.
Anonymous No.533912290 >>533912346 >>533912372
>>533911383
I wonned the discussion
Anonymous No.533912291
>>533912251
definetly
Anonymous No.533912292 >>533912371
Ultmtr status?
Anonymous No.533912323
>>533912251
dalit
Anonymous No.533912328 >>533912365
was it the UC goblin again?
Anonymous No.533912329
>>533912251
I did
Anonymous No.533912346
>>533912290
saar the discussion has been wonned
Anonymous No.533912354
>
Anonymous No.533912359
>Still looking into the growing latency, this is not a game server issue but instead a proxy issue :)
Anonymous No.533912365
>>533912328
yes :)
Anonymous No.533912367
JUST FUCKING DELAY IT BY A MONTH
Anonymous No.533912371 >>533912435
>>533912292
He posted here about 2hrs ago and everyone ignored him LOL
Anonymous No.533912372 >>533912512 >>533912646
>>533912290
I was never lagging
Anonymous No.533912384
>>533912261
They do social experiments for people like you.
Anonymous No.533912390
Grok, is it true that using a proxy can increase latency?
Anonymous No.533912396 >>533912468 >>533912598
>port to linux
>now the none of the custom stuff works and crashes the server constantly because everything was tested on windows
?????
What was the plan here
Anonymous No.533912401
Imagine if they had tested this stuff like a month ago HAHA wouldn't that be funni or what?!
Anonymous No.533912412
>spend days rewriting for linux
>vibes at an all time high
>this is the final test, and we are positive it'll go well and can relaunch
>its worse than the actual base launch
wew lads
Anonymous No.533912417 >>533912462
IM IN
Anonymous No.533912430
post yfw when you boughted project epoch
Anonymous No.533912431 >>533912462
IT'S UP
Anonymous No.533912435 >>533912512
>>533912371
proof
Anonymous No.533912457
plaese dont click the barber
Anonymous No.533912462
>>533912417
>>533912431
>queue 1075
CALL IT OUT FASTER
Anonymous No.533912463 >>533912737 >>533913709
Full of shit, same thing happened on windows server with more than 2k players. Also nigger ignoring the fact that its crashing
Anonymous No.533912468 >>533912598
>>533912396
the port to linux was literally suggested by a rival pserver owner
Ulmetrs No.533912471
I'm still here actually (this is my real 4chan account)
Anonymous No.533912478
I'M GONNA GO FUCKING APESHIT IF THEY DONT TURN GURUBASHI ON RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Anonymous No.533912479
>queue 895

WHAT THE FUCK I TRIED TO LOGIN 30 SECONDS AGO
Anonymous No.533912483
at this point they should just deliberately shutter the servers on/off periodically so the gane is played in 5 minute segments, by design. the world's first 5 minute MMO

I passed the quue's vibe check at least
Anonymous No.533912485
NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.533912506
here we go
Anonymous No.533912512
>>533912372
It didn't feel bad until i started interacting with NPCS
>>533912435
go into the last general, ctrl+f ulmetr, i'm not spoonfeeding, I"M GRINDING
Anonymous No.533912516
>convinced my bf to play Epoch with me
>now he makes fun of how bad the server is and calls me a dumb tranny everyday when it crashes
Anonymous No.533912519
WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous No.533912520
Anonymous No.533912531
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Anonymous No.533912575 >>533914484
>was playing just fine
>server went down
>now in 2k+ queue
fucking cool i really am just done with this fucking bullshit server fuck this fucking shit i am so pissed god damnit
Anonymous No.533912598
>>533912396
>>533912468
FUCKING GOOD DESERVED, GUMMY SUGGESTED STAYING ON WINDOWS AND YOU SHAT ON HIM. IM GLAD. GLAD YOU PAY FOR DISRESPECTING GUMMY
Anonymous No.533912612
How many people are in game right now?
Anonymous No.533912614 >>533912717
is this how it feels to be a cuck sissy when your mistress locks up your dick into a cage and teases you with a dildo bringing you on the brink of orgasm but then stopping to tell you about her good vibes?
and she does it over and over and over again and never lets you actually cum
Anonymous No.533912625
GAME SERVER CONFIRMED OK

NIGGERPROXY SERVER PAID OFF BY TRANNYWOW
Anonymous No.533912630
ALLIANCE CHADS, WE ARE RUNNING TO UNDERCITY AND KILLING THE GOBLIN
Anonymous No.533912646 >>533912751
>>533912372
its playable but ping goes up from 40ms to 150ms, you can bet that if they let 5k and it didn't crash would be laggy and unplayable
Anonymous No.533912691
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.533912692
>3k people
>500 ms
LMAO
Anonymous No.533912693 >>533912743 >>533912831 >>533912919
>back up
>in
>went from 90ms last uptime to 285ms this one
What the fuck are they doing lmao
Anonymous No.533912701
oh god juts cancel this shit already
Anonymous No.533912702
IT'S SO OVER
Anonymous No.533912704
ITS GONE
Anonymous No.533912705
this is just pathetic
Anonymous No.533912717
>>533912614
No, being cucked is genuinely better because I can at least cum hands free in a cage. What the Epoch team has done is actual cruelty with wasting people's time for no payoff.
Anonymous No.533912726
Anonymous No.533912729
Ok I'm done I would rather they just called it off and came back on the 14th. Fuck off with this stringing along bull shit.
Anonymous No.533912737 >>533912949
>>533912463
>Also nigger ignoring the fact that its crashing
It's not "crashing", kaytotes is manually taking the server down without a count-down each time he sees there's still lag.
Anonymous No.533912743
>>533912693
last time it was 1.2k players
Anonymous No.533912745
shenna won
this is embarassing
Anonymous No.533912747 >>533912827
I WAS IN
MY FUCKING PC KRASHED

I WAS IIIIIIIIIIIIIN
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
Anonymous No.533912751
>>533912646
IT RECREATES THE ORIGINAL SPELLBATCHING

GET OVER IT TRANNY
Anonymous No.533912761
>linux pc
>no disconnects or crashes
Lmao, u guys still on windows?
Anonymous No.533912768
monkey devs
Anonymous No.533912783
this is when the community starts to turn if they could speak, so glad the i'm sending energy people had their energy wasted.
Anonymous No.533912784
>Tourists getting filtered
Good riddance.
Anonymous No.533912808
Have fun with beta testing your server for a year lmao I’m headed to turtle
Anonymous No.533912827
>>533912747
it died right away don't worry
Anonymous No.533912829
>whoops forgot to change default configs on nginx
Anonymous No.533912831 >>533912912
>>533912693
And it crashed
Cant wait for Ambershire to launch with 12k people stable
Anonymous No.533912852
at this point just spawn like 3-5 more servers with a 2k ping. Keep as much of a player base as you can, get your in game store up as soon as possible. Use the cash to either call it quits and take your profit, or pay someone competent to come in and fix your servers
Anonymous No.533912853
>3000 plus autists spamming a private video game server at 7am est on a MONDAY


BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS
Anonymous No.533912859
it feels like launch day again :)
Anonymous No.533912861
Yup yup, another wave of tourists filtered. Keep up the good work, dev team
Anonymous No.533912882
3rd world server for 3rd worlders, no wonder it takes so long, lack of whites
Anonymous No.533912890 >>533912941 >>533912942 >>533912959
>he was actually dumd enough to let Shenna sabotage his server
We should make a really really loud fuss to Blizzard/Microsoft so they are forced to take Turtle down.
The only reason they havent yet is because they think it will be bad PR, lets make it good PR
Anonymous No.533912912 >>533913039
>>533912831
I hope someone is streaming/clipping all of this for the comparison reel
Anonymous No.533912914
Epoch is winning bigly
Anonymous No.533912919
>>533912693
testing?
Anonymous No.533912932
WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous No.533912941
>>533912890
>he still thinks the Shenna boogeyman is ddosing
Anonymous No.533912942 >>533913007 >>533913020
>>533912890
If Turtle goes down Epoch will be right behind it.
Anonymous No.533912949
>>533912737
and every time he "shuts it down" before hitting 4k
Anonymous No.533912959
>>533912890
Yeah bro the 30 Brazilians and Slavs that regularly browse this thread are going to Microsoft HQ to take Turtle down
Anonymous No.533912961
this is unironically more fun to me than just having the server offline with radio silence
Anonymous No.533912995
Bros imagine trying to do a dungeon or God forbid a raid with instability like this...
Anonymous No.533912997
its up
Anonymous No.533913007
>>533912942
>if
lol they go for unreal engine why would they go off stop praying
Anonymous No.533913017
Kaytotes here, just going for a short walk brb
Anonymous No.533913020
>>533912942
Can you not read? SHENNA SABOTAGED THE SERVER SO IT WILL NEVER COME UP
Anonymous No.533913029
i killed a rare elemental when I logged on and got bracers but i cant use em
Anonymous No.533913039
>>533912912
I would really love a internet historian style video of the past week akin to the No Man's Sky fiasco


spin it up boys, you could easily makes $1000s on YouTube ad revenue
Anonymous No.533913040 >>533913601 >>533913728
bros, im gonna die... (it started at 6 hrs)
Anonymous No.533913042 >>533913123
>strafing is faster than running straigh ahead
lol nice server
Anonymous No.533913058 >>533913190
>>533907579 (OP)
What does it say about sloppers that nowadays you can easily make slop look less sloppy, yet they still insist on generating the most ostentatiously sloppy slop?
Anonymous No.533913085 >>533913230
i can login to kezan but get instantly disconnected from gurubashi
Anonymous No.533913120
What should i roll on ambershire
Anonymous No.533913123
>>533913042
>strafejumping is BACK
kino…
Anonymous No.533913190
>>533913058
people make more wowpornslop than ever now
even artists that used to make wowslop stuff now use the ai
Anonymous No.533913201 >>533913280 >>533913596 >>533913640
Did they delete my account???
Anonymous No.533913230
>>533913085
you must to be white in order to access gurub
Anonymous No.533913259 >>533913349 >>533913458
GET IN SISTERS
Anonymous No.533913280
>>533913201
shouldnt have crashed the server
Anonymous No.533913281
it's up
Anonymous No.533913286
i still in the server but everything is frozen and i cant log out am i trapped forever ?
Anonymous No.533913316
this is a disaster lmao
Anonymous No.533913326
IT'S NOT FAIR
Anonymous No.533913349
>>533913259
Pits.
Anonymous No.533913359 >>533913405 >>533913419 >>533913443 >>533913642 >>533913649 >>533913708 >>533913798 >>533913838
you ARE using the explorer's contract, right sisters?
... anon?
...you're not a faggot, right...?
Anonymous No.533913369
>server lagging already
Anonymous No.533913378
AS I WALK THRU THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEY OF STRENGTH
Anonymous No.533913395
>>533907579 (OP)
>coombrain AI OP
WoWfags bottom of the barrel as usual
Anonymous No.533913404
>2 minutes retriving character list
>several minutes creating a character now
hmmmmmm something isn't right
Anonymous No.533913405
>>533913359
i'm a fag AND using explorer's contract
Anonymous No.533913412 >>533913532 >>533915106
>wasting time on the alpha test before the inevitable relaunch
you guys
Anonymous No.533913419
>>533913359
I forgot, which is why I'm pro-wipe.
Anonymous No.533913425
>>533911906
retrieving charlist is NOT VIBIN at all
Anonymous No.533913426 >>533913670
Uuuuhhh bros.... Where are my troons?!?!
Anonymous No.533913443
>>533913359
What if im both??
Anonymous No.533913458
>>533913259
*plap*
Anonymous No.533913506
>their solution to their shit proxy is to just remove it and allow straight connections to the server
if you perk your ears you can hear the dampened and dull sound of every it nerd spin in their graves
Anonymous No.533913532
>>533913412
Honestly wouldn't mind a wipe / restart at this point.
Anonymous No.533913543
keklmao WHY did I logout?!
(I fell for "Guru is online")

server krashed to spare me the embarassment at least
Anonymous No.533913563
>finally get in
>server shutdown in 1:45
Anonymous No.533913568
hello sister
Anonymous No.533913570 >>533913659
DOWN AGAIN. IT WAS RUNNING SMOOTH
Anonymous No.533913571
if I download a quest helper addon midway through leveling would it work?
Anonymous No.533913572
>crashes before shutdown

LMAO

this server is never running properly anons
Anonymous No.533913575
>didn't even make it to the planned shutdown
LOL, lmao even
Anonymous No.533913592 >>533913678
my friends given up. he just stopped killing wolves sat down and went offline on discord.
Anonymous No.533913596
>>533913201
Happens sometimes, try the updater launcher
Anonymous No.533913601 >>533913728 >>533913760
>>533913040
Where's this? Can it be cleansed normally?
Anonymous No.533913612
>he didn't .save
Anonymous No.533913640 >>533913689
>>533913201
Maybe type in peewee correctly
Anonymous No.533913642
>>533913359
"The Patient" title should be given to everyone who hasnt given up on this server yet.
Anonymous No.533913649
>>533913359
Anyone who isn't on one is a filthy zoom zoom zoomie who rushes to 60
Anonymous No.533913659
>>533913570
getting in was a bitch, but yea it was running smooth here even connected from NA
Anonymous No.533913669
thank you for testing
data collected
time to sleep
Anonymous No.533913670
>>533913426
WIPED
Anonymous No.533913678
>>533913592
It was too filthy even for him
Anonymous No.533913689 >>533913847
>>533913640
I didn't change anything from the saved login though
Anonymous No.533913708 >>533913813
>>533913359
how do i unlock it?
Anonymous No.533913709
>>533912463
what freakin proxy??
Anonymous No.533913714 >>533913794
>it ran better a week ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous No.533913724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXzAWItTxI
Anonymous No.533913728
>>533913040
>>533913601
Find a 14 druid or do the goldshire quest
dunno about horde
Anonymous No.533913740
https://files.catbox.moe/qr3b8w.jpg
Anonymous No.533913756 >>533913819 >>533913832 >>533913892 >>533913894 >>533913973 >>533914375
WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
>WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
>WE BAREBACKING IT NOW
Anonymous No.533913760 >>533913835
>>533913601
In teldrasil, can be cleansed, but I need access to cleanse in the first place, best bet is finding a pala. But the bigger issue is that the timer is ticking while im offline
Anonymous No.533913761
Vibes absolutely rancid right now.
Anonymous No.533913781
>it was a nice to have not a neccesity
wut
Anonymous No.533913794
>>533913714
definitely not, but a couple days ago yes
Anonymous No.533913798 >>533913929
>>533913359
I don't trust the devs have added enough new content to compensate for the -50% exp debuff.
Anonymous No.533913801
Wtf do they mean by proxy?
Anonymous No.533913806 >>533913906
CAP THE SERVER

JUST CAP THE FUCKING SERVER AT 2K

PEOPLE WILL DEAL WITH THE QUEUE

CAP IT SO PEOPLE CAN PLAY
Anonymous No.533913810
ok guys, have fun testing for me

I'll be playing on bronzebeard til after the wipe!
Anonymous No.533913813
>>533913708
NPC's in each second twon eg Brill, do it between lvl 5 and 8 or yotu cant get it after 8
Anonymous No.533913819
>>533913756
>china is now logging in
It's fucking over
Anonymous No.533913828
>turn off proxy
>get ddosed
the data will be most luscious
Anonymous No.533913832
>>533913756
>will bring realm back up asap
>realm
gurubashi chads?
Anonymous No.533913834
JUST KILL IT PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER ANYMORE
Anonymous No.533913835
>>533913760
Staying the fuck away from Teldrassil for a while then, not like I'm ever getting out of Northshire at this rate.
Anonymous No.533913838
>>533913359
>the patient title
did they really have to use this boring ass retail title for this
Anonymous No.533913847
>>533913689
you didnt hold W when it crashed or anything, which registered as new characters in PW?
Anonymous No.533913856 >>533914159
>a proxy is not a necessity
what the fuck is the plan here
Anonymous No.533913862
>get professions
>server crash
>log back in, professions rolled back
>copper lost
how am i going to financially recover from this?
Anonymous No.533913876 >>533914101
>WE ARE BACKTRACING YOUR IP
>THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Anonymous No.533913892 >>533914294
>>533913756
Can someone smarter at server architecture than me explain why this is a terrible idea?
Anonymous No.533913894
>>533913756
>nice to have not a neccesity

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU CRITICIZE CHATGPT WRITING HIS UPDATES
Anonymous No.533913906 >>533913990 >>533914042
>>533913806
i thought the problem was that if too many people queue it crashes? unless they fixed that
Anonymous No.533913929 >>533913970
>>533913798
many thousands of quests have been added though
Anonymous No.533913938
Calm down sirs it will be up shortly
Anonymous No.533913970
>>533913929
>he actually believed them
Anonymous No.533913973
>>533913756
yeah, walls around a medieval city are sure nice to have but not mandatory :)
Anonymous No.533913986 >>533914072
>kezan players getting to prog while gurubashi stuck in limbo
ITS NOT FAIR
Anonymous No.533913990 >>533914020
>>533913906
how patchwork is their server if it cant have a queue without crashing?
Anonymous No.533914020
>>533913990
yes
Anonymous No.533914032
Im gonna goon to my level 1 modded nelf on turtle until this works
Anonymous No.533914042
>>533913906
cap the queue too
Anonymous No.533914061
it s uup
Anonymous No.533914062
IM BACK IN FOR THE 10TH TIME
Anonymous No.533914072
>>533913986
ONLY WIPE KEZAN
Anonymous No.533914085 >>533914163
damn I was position 1 in queue for a second...
been a while since I was #1, even the game's trying to give a morale boost
Anonymous No.533914101
>>533913876
wonder what jessie slaughter is doing these days
Anonymous No.533914137
Y'all laugh how much you want, but Epoch has changed my life, my wife's son is happy to play on this best server ever made while Jamal is transmogging my wife.
You all should be grateful and donate whenever you have money in your pocket for this and be as grateful as I am.

You will never see a server you have wished as this one.
Anonymous No.533914139 >>533914259
he's in the server click the goblin.
Anonymous No.533914146
WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous No.533914159
>>533913856
vibe test
Anonymous No.533914161
At least Ion's maze was actually playable
Anonymous No.533914163
>>533914085
I think it's their dynamic que system, it puts everybody in a que when they log in
Anonymous No.533914215 >>533914278
I thought they spent a week fixing shit and it's worse than before.
I think I am giving up.
Anonymous No.533914229
Just axe the fucking project at this point. End our misery.
Anonymous No.533914259
>>533914139
DO IT COWARD
Anonymous No.533914278
>>533914215
Yeah because they let shenna touch their server like complete fucking morons
Anonymous No.533914294
>>533913892
China
Anonymous No.533914310
Mmm Gurubashi nerds, why are you on MY server right now?
Anonymous No.533914316
this must be how all the souls stuck in frostmourne felt like
Anonymous No.533914360 >>533914410
Is this the world first zoomer devs server ever made?
From the bugs and time offline I can admit it should.
Atleast millennials made some fucking good servers and that was years ago.
Anonymous No.533914375 >>533915637
>>533913756
interesting but not concerning
Anonymous No.533914410
>>533914360
Let them cook, unc.
Anonymous No.533914484
>>533912575
lmao keep pressing the connect button like a good goy
Anonymous No.533914493 >>533914530 >>533914538 >>533914597 >>533914661 >>533914765 >>533914854
What do I get from explorers contract?
Anonymous No.533914530
>>533914493
DIGNITY AND SELF RESPECT
Anonymous No.533914537
guru up?
Anonymous No.533914538
>>533914493
no hoes
Anonymous No.533914597
>>533914493
SOVLFVL journey
Anonymous No.533914610 >>533914667 >>533914725 >>533914960 >>533915001 >>533915080 >>533915106
>"relaunch"
Anonymous No.533914617
LMAOOOO
Anonymous No.533914619
;-;
Anonymous No.533914624
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.533914631
10 min online - new record
Anonymous No.533914638
krash
Anonymous No.533914648
Crashing at 3.6k again lmao. This server will never be online.
Anonymous No.533914660
fucking love these vibes
Anonymous No.533914661
>>533914493
aryan beyond the ice wall levels of Vril and respect from the devs
Anonymous No.533914667 >>533914727 >>533914748
>>533914610
so none of this is permanent?
Anonymous No.533914673 >>533914718
"Thanks all this has been helpful"

Does that mean it's over?
Anonymous No.533914679
>3.5 crash like a couple of days ago
They fixed nothing and they never will
Anonymous No.533914684
......thanks all..........
Anonymous No.533914686 >>533914735 >>533914782 >>533914786 >>533914919
>>533907579 (OP)
you can see her asshole
can the janitors please delete the picture?
Anonymous No.533914718
>>533914673
yeah.

helpful in deciding they can't actually run the server
Anonymous No.533914725
>>533914610
>kezankucks are working hard to make sure guruchads get to enjoy their server
Anonymous No.533914727
>>533914667
they said there will be a poll, but who knows
Anonymous No.533914735
>>533914686
low t
Anonymous No.533914742
HAHAHA
Anonymous No.533914748 >>533914794 >>533914796 >>533914812 >>533914828
>>533914667
>bro why is beta test not permanent?!?!?
Anonymous No.533914765 >>533914813
>>533914493
Hyperborean wisdom.
Anonymous No.533914769 >>533914857 >>533914923
Anonymous No.533914782 >>533914919 >>533915030
>>533914686
anuses and scrotums arent censored in japan and this is a japanese website you fucking retard
Anonymous No.533914786
>>533914686
The OP is janny
Anonymous No.533914794 >>533915108
>>533914748
>server released over a week ago
>beta test
Anonymous No.533914796 >>533915108
>>533914748
i thought it released a week ago? beta test? the what?
Anonymous No.533914797
IT'S SO SMOOTH
Anonymous No.533914798
>Thanks all this has been helpful
man that really does not inspire hope
Anonymous No.533914801
Okay, do we get one more day like this before they just spin up Kezan 2, 3, etc.?
Anonymous No.533914806
JUST LET ME PLAY ON EVEN IF YOU WIPE IT I JUST WANT TO PLAY PLEASE
Anonymous No.533914812 >>533915108
>>533914748
desu most games have the beta test BEFORE launch
Anonymous No.533914813
>>533914765
that's only for Gurubashi explorers contract players.
Anonymous No.533914815 >>533914946
What was the average population for a high-pop blizzard server back in the day.
3k players. 5k online?
Anonymous No.533914818
>real relaunch
WIPEBROS WE WERE RIGHT
Anonymous No.533914828 >>533915108
>>533914748
>beta test
>a week after official launch

lol

lmao even
Anonymous No.533914831
At this point I too want them to just open Gurubashi so we can be rid of the absolute mongoloids who belong there
Anonymous No.533914834
>>533907579 (OP)
i want to fall asleep with my tongue in her butthole
Anonymous No.533914854
>>533914493
you get to live in HVPERBOREV and when you die you go to VALHVLLV
Anonymous No.533914856
https://youtu.be/7oO7QC32Wfs
Anonymous No.533914857
>>533914769
y-you're welcome
Anonymous No.533914869 >>533914940
>real relaunch

its so fucking over. People will regret wiping. You'll see.
Anonymous No.533914878
>ppl in my guild discord
>bitch about servers
>say "fuck this server im going turtle"
>have 5 kids, 7 jobs, and 3 boyfriends
>constantly complain
>level 15 and always online the second the server come up

these fucking faggots man
Anonymous No.533914917
Remember the stay on for the next 25 hours just in case there's a poll like they said there would be.
Anonymous No.533914919
>>533914686
>>533914782
sir that is a balloon knot censorship patch. plus this is a blue board, someone wouldn't just post a stinky asshole on a blue board would they?
Anonymous No.533914923 >>533914959
>>533914769
all I did was finish ElvUI's initial setup, then look around for a few seconds trying to figure out how to increase the font of the UI.

this isn't like pfUI, at all
Anonymous No.533914935 >>533915103
why doesn’t kayto want to test the server’s max capacity and just stops at 3-4k
Anonymous No.533914940
>>533914869
stfu tranny you lost
Anonymous No.533914946
>>533914815
2-3k
Anonymous No.533914959 >>533915023
>>533914923
>unironically using elvui in classic
kys
Anonymous No.533914960
>>533914610
SAAR NO
SAAR YOU MUST NOT WIPE
Anonymous No.533914982 >>533915149
>all the kezan chads who tested and fixed the servers will get special and unique rewards
>Guruniggers get nothing
PAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.533915001 >>533915212
>>533914610
>Relaunch
so they canceled the launch?
Anonymous No.533915015
i'm going back to playing elden ring nightreign, later homos
>>533907664
Anonymous No.533915023
>>533914959
I am practically blind and my computer screen is tiny.
Anonymous No.533915030
>>533914782
Reported OP for advertising, has a pay website address on the bottom left in huge font.
Anonymous No.533915046 >>533915126 >>533915270
I got cucked in real life by a girl I love and on top of this I have been getting raped for a whole week by Epoch.
Can this get any worse?
Anonymous No.533915080
>>533914610
yeah this shit is definitely getting wiped
Anonymous No.533915081 >>533915137 >>533915140
why don't the fucking wipe crybabies just roll on gurubashi?
Anonymous No.533915103
>>533914935
he starts getting anxious, like the timing isn't right.. no something's off. the oracle said this would happen. nonono not like this, let me do it
Anonymous No.533915106
>>533914610
I told you here >>533913412
Anonymous No.533915108
>>533914794
>>533914796
>>533914812
>>533914828
>real re-launch
>for testing purposes
Yes, this is indeed beta testing for the *REAL RE-LAUNCH*
Tourists need not apply tho.
Anonymous No.533915116 >>533915259
So.... what now kay-sama
Anonymous No.533915126
>>533915046
the answer is always yes
Anonymous No.533915137
>>533915081
>crybabies
>joining PvP
Anonymous No.533915139
I'll finish this thing before Epoch go live, and I have just started on hard difficult.
Anonymous No.533915140
>>533915081
they have to wipe gurubashi also though.
Anonymous No.533915149 >>533915241
>>533914982
Isn't Guru a separate server and separate economy?

That's like bitching that people who are playing TurtleWoW have more gold than you do on Epoch.
Anonymous No.533915212 >>533915307
>>533915001
Of course. Do you consider the past week a launch?
It’s a testing ground
Anonymous No.533915223 >>533915314
>Once the server testing is successful, then we will be at the last major decision point for when we relaunch our server: whether to wipe the realms or not. To make this decision, we will put up a community poll shortly after our test.
It wasn't successful. So same thing tomorrow? The day after? Next week?
Anonymous No.533915230 >>533916846
>wipe gets confirmed
>all the wholesome "energy to the devs" redditors turn heel
I thought the devs owed you nothing faggits? Doesn't feel so good when you don't get special treatment for being able to no life pressing a login button
Anonymous No.533915241
>>533915149
Guru is the toilet sewers even
Anonymous No.533915251
so what did we achieve from today's tests /epog/?
Anonymous No.533915253
Why would I bother playing now if they're still pondering a wipe?
Anonymous No.533915259
>>533915116
Overwatch
Anonymous No.533915270
>>533915046
Hot...
Anonymous No.533915272
>wipe

ohnonono gurukeks. I'm coming over to steal your names!
Anonymous No.533915282
Anonymous No.533915307 >>533915442
>>533915212
yea though? first shit launch? i admit this is worse than ones i've been in before but this is kinda normal.
plus the website hasn't been updated at all.
Anonymous No.533915314
>>533915223
they will keep trying until it either works or so few people willing to play are left that the server doesn't struggle anymore
Anonymous No.533915356
>wipe confirmed
CHAOSH
Anonymous No.533915379
quite possibly the worst communication from a private server 'creator'. he's not fit to lead, that's for sure.
Anonymous No.533915389
Calling it now: Epoch will launch on August 18th
Anonymous No.533915401
This shit is actually going to take like a month at least, the servers don't feel anymore stable than a week ago.
Anonymous No.533915425
INDIA STANDS WITH
#NOWIPE
Anonymous No.533915430
why do we fall down sir?
so we can get backed up into the queue
Anonymous No.533915442
>>533915307
This is not even remotely normal lmfao
Anonymous No.533915449 >>533915558
>Do seeming random testing, pinging, asking people you 'promised,' an original launch date to be your guinea pigs
>Community is divided about wipe, all signs point to a wipe on both realms for a so-called 'relaunch'
>Set another weekend as your Grand, triumphant 'relaunch,' thinning some tourists and rightfully fedup people
>Weekend arrives, the moment is at hand, around 6-7k people come back
>2nd Fresh happens, servers crash and burn within the first hour. Everyone laughs and your reputation is obliterated forever. One of your staff commits suicide
I am ready.
Anonymous No.533915521
Was that it? what a shitshow LMAO. We are very far from the launch
Anonymous No.533915530 >>533915661
>>533905747
>it wasn't the real launch
>server is going to get wiped anyways
no wipers in absolute shambles
>b..bb..but my progres...
it's a multiplayer game not a singleplayer one, you just want a head start so you can act like a special little fag. A wipe will give the server a FRESH start, and give the masses what they really want a nostalgic server launch similar to what they experienced 20 years ago.
Anonymous No.533915558 >>533915614
>>533915449
If they don't wipe, it might be salvageable even if it crashes and burns a second time.
Anonymous No.533915564
bro we aint even in alpha yet
Anonymous No.533915608
Pakistan stands with #wipegang
Anonymous No.533915609
Ahem Boss we don't know whats happenbing next, maybe you forgot to add. Thats it, or we'll try again shortly,, or tune in next week?
Anonymous No.533915614 >>533915682 >>533915704 >>533915756 >>533915891 >>533916060
>>533915558
>nowipe fags desperately trying to save the 8 hours they spent reaching 15
Anonymous No.533915637
>>533914375
Maybe... this time it'll work
Anonymous No.533915640
it's over.
Anonymous No.533915645 >>533915734 >>533915838 >>533916029
Someone explain to me why a private server wanted to use a proxy if it's in a legally safe location?

Also are proxies not known for increasing latency in exchange for privacy? Like what was he expecting?? Or am I misunderstanding completely?
Anonymous No.533915647 >>533915714
Just woke up, wtf is going on?
Anonymous No.533915661 >>533915808
>>533915530
>want a nostalgic server launch similar to what they experienced 20 years ago.

They'll still get that, wipe or not
Anonymous No.533915682
>>533915614
>8 hours
when you factor in time spent at the login screen waiting it's a whole lot more than that
Anonymous No.533915701
>confirmed relaunch
you no wiper jeets may now have your melty, go on
Anonymous No.533915704 >>533915836 >>533915853 >>533915856 >>533915942
>>533915614
>The lazy nigger who didn't spend 8 hours towards something tells me I need to lose my progress because he was lazier/less dedicated than me.
Finger of death yourself, now.
Anonymous No.533915713 >>533915814 >>533915964
so can i go to sleep or....?
Anonymous No.533915714
>>533915647
data collection
Anonymous No.533915734
>>533915645
Just dont speak tetard
You know nothing
Anonymous No.533915756
>>533915614
Multiply that by 3 to add the time they're mindlessly trying to connect to the server throughout the day.
Anonymous No.533915808 >>533915892 >>533915903 >>533916015
>>533915661
with wipe you will get to see the MASSIVE in massive multiplayer online video game as the starting zones become chud heaven
Anonymous No.533915814 >>533915901 >>533916024
>>533915713
...sleep? Anon, it's Monday. It's time to go to work.
Anonymous No.533915820
the beginning is the end
the end is the beginning.

the beginning is the end
the end is the beginning.

the beginning is the end. the end is the beginning.
the end is the beginning. the beginning is the end.
Anonymous No.533915836
>>533915704
yeah you worked so hard on getting lucky enough to not get stuck in the queue
Anonymous No.533915838
>>533915645
Google reverse proxy
Anonymous No.533915853
>>533915704
Your characters? WIPED
Your time? WASTED
Me? Laughing
Anonymous No.533915856 >>533915951
>>533915704
your progress is less important than the project having a successful launch.
Anonymous No.533915881
test is over
see you
tomorrow
Anonymous No.533915883 >>533915997 >>533916165
Anonymous No.533915891
>>533915614
I spent 7 hours of playtime about an hour of rollbacked time and a good 8-10 hours on log in screen
Anonymous No.533915892 >>533916153
>>533915808
wipers claim 99% havent even made it to level 2. what's a few dozen level 15's being wiped going to add to the starting zone experience?
Anonymous No.533915901
>>533915814
Monday? mate it's almost tuesday.
Anonymous No.533915903 >>533915971
>>533915808
I already saw that on day 1 where I had to camp quest mob spawn locations to get kills while fighting 4 others
Anonymous No.533915942
>>533915704
rubbing my big fat belly and chortling at your wasted efforts to try and get ahead
Anonymous No.533915951 >>533916054 >>533916105 >>533916417
>>533915856
THE LAUNCH HAS A HIGHER CHANCE OF SUCCEEDING IF EVERYONE ISNT CRAMMED INTO THE STARTER ZONES AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.533915959
I want them to wipe the entire server of everything. Delete the game.
Anonymous No.533915964
>>533915713
Only Kay sleep around here, you vill stare at monitor and you vill be happy
Anonymous No.533915971
>>533915903
you did but many others didn't
try imagining what you would feel like if you didn't have breakfast this morning
Anonymous No.533915980 >>533916110
>carebear troon centre also known as /vg/ turns out to be massively pro-wipe
Color me surprised.
You could tell from the world chat, majority of people are against the wipe. You won't do shit.
Anonymous No.533915984
Vibes check
Anonymous No.533915997
>>533915883
someoone put this fuck to sleep forever.
Anonymous No.533916015
>>533915808
"chud heaven" we got 10 minutes of uptime and trannies were talking about bbc in elwynn you dumb faggot.
Anonymous No.533916024
>>533915814
w*ork... Lol... Lmao...even
Anonymous No.533916029
>>533915645
techies love being smug about forbidden knowledge without explaining further
too lazy to write, so here's Claude's response for you
Anonymous No.533916038 >>533916231
Epoch here, we go to sleep, we've been working hard for the last days on making the server great.

Make sure to vote and donate for the server as the best in the meantime.
Thank you for help.
Anonymous No.533916054 >>533916134
>>533915951
if that was actually true they wouldn't even give us the option to relaunch, they would just say sorry it's not possible. clearly they think it is now, they're singing a different tune than they were a week ago
Anonymous No.533916060
>>533915614
more like the 6 hours after they reached it
Anonymous No.533916083 >>533916172
>wipe confirmed
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Anonymous No.533916091 >>533916167
so porting all the shit over to linux did basically nothing lol
Anonymous No.533916105
>>533915951
I disagree I think if I see an empty starting zone I'll just quit. I need all those people to know if it's worth to level on the server.
Anonymous No.533916106
Keytotes always gets what he wants, but when do we get what we want?
Anonymous No.533916110
>>533915980
I'm probably the only actual trans in the thread right now and I don't give a shit about the wipe situation because I'm not retarded and it's completely irrelevant.
Anonymous No.533916126
Could the stupid cunts in charge let us know if we're gonna get to play again today?
Anonymous No.533916130
Wiping was definitely the better choice if you like seeing melties. Look at their reddit right now
Anonymous No.533916134 >>533916374 >>533916562
>>533916054
THEY ARE RETARDED THEY'LL DO WHATEVER THE MOB TELLS THEM TO DO
Anonymous No.533916146 >>533916247
>banned from the discord
>can't vote
I now understand how prisoners feel
Anonymous No.533916153 >>533916264
>>533915892
it preserved the unexplored-ness & freshness of the world, also watching everyone start from ground zero adds to the lore - that's the main reason why epoch is so popular, if I just wanted classic+ right now I'd play ascension or current turtle server.
Anonymous No.533916161
... so that was it? that was the big reveal? a week of baiting and then its up for 5 minuts and all this TROON says is 'thanks it was helpful'??
Anonymous No.533916165
>>533915883
>it's actually real
Anonymous No.533916167
>>533916091
vibeGPT is not a meme
Anonymous No.533916172
>>533916083
E-E-EV-V-VVRRRRYY DAY IM SHUFFLIN'
SHUFFLIN'
Anonymous No.533916185 >>533916243 >>533916306
Even the devs have given up now lmao
Kaytotes No.533916189
YAAAAAAAWN, sorry guys I am tired for the day.
The vibes have been good, see you all tomorrow for the last test.
Anonymous No.533916231 >>533916392
>>533916038
why do they always work hard only in few hours in the morning
Anonymous No.533916237
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING
Anonymous No.533916243
>>533916185
why do you keep posting the fakest shit ever are you really this gullible
Anonymous No.533916247
>>533916146
now you understand how women felt before we were allowed to vote
Anonymous No.533916249 >>533916429 >>533916473
should i wipe
Anonymous No.533916264 >>533916318
>>533916153
there were 3 betas before this the game's solved.
Anonymous No.533916294
Have more played time on /wowepoch/ than on actual epoch in the last 10 days.
How does it feel?
Anonymous No.533916306
>>533916185
LMFAO HOLY SHIT PROJECT EPOCH TRANNIES IN SHAMBLES
Anonymous No.533916315 >>533916418 >>533916571
how exactly was the wipe confirmed?
Anonymous No.533916318
>>533916264
yeah and this is the 4th
Anonymous No.533916359
>not even 2k emoji reacts on last update

kaytotes getting his wish of a 2k pop server.
Anonymous No.533916374 >>533916562
>>533916134
even if you're right, they're already talking like the wipe is inevitable so you might as well get used to the idea of clawing your way out of the starter area again
Anonymous No.533916392
>>533916231
they have normie jobs
Anonymous No.533916401
turtle won
gay ass fucking kung fu pandas won
Anonymous No.533916417
>>533915951
if only epoch had 2 more races and starting zones.........................................
Anonymous No.533916418
>>533916315
keep applying fresh toilet paper until it doesn't feel sticky anymore, do one or two more wipes extra just in case
Anonymous No.533916429
>>533916249
DO NOT REDEEM THE WIPE SAAR
Anonymous No.533916463
Anonymous No.533916473
>>533916249
SAAR
DO NOT WIPE THE SARVARS SAAR
Anonymous No.533916562
>>533916134
>>533916374
after a full week of this shit, they're going to try and please the majority.
Anonymous No.533916568
>no proxy
if they wipe im renting a botnet and ddosing this shit indefinitely
Anonymous No.533916571 >>533916756 >>533916974
>>533916315
mod accidentally letting the secret out
Anonymous No.533916572
BLOODY BASTARD I NEED MY GOLD FOR RMT
#NOWIPE
Anonymous No.533916573
Ok then, my testing schedule is a bit busy from now on, email me if you get the servers back up, thanks
Anonymous No.533916624
Which one of you idiots were calling people newfags in world chat?
Anonymous No.533916640
I'M IN
Anonymous No.533916664 >>533916740 >>533917041
Why don't they just cap the servers at 3k or whatever is stable?
Anonymous No.533916712
Feels good to be a turtle and Bronzebeard chad
Anonymous No.533916724
THANKS FOR BETA TESTING SAARS
Anonymous No.533916740
>>533916664
they're so fucking stupid that a big queue crashes the server
Anonymous No.533916747 >>533916785 >>533916850
Which way to Jasperlode Mine...
Anonymous No.533916756
>>533916571
That doesn't say anything about a wipe, and that mod knows nothing
Anonymous No.533916759 >>533916816 >>533916880
I'm genuinely going to troon out if Epoch isn't working within 24 hours
Anonymous No.533916785 >>533916909
>>533916747
maam where are your pants
Anonymous No.533916810 >>533916878 >>533916893 >>533916897 >>533916934 >>533916998 >>533917075 >>533917152
>MUH WIPE WIPE WIPE WAAAAHHHHH BLOO BLOO

Explain in 100 words or less why I, as a level 15 max profession player, should be punished for being faster and more efficient than other players.
Anonymous No.533916816
>>533916759
This is on you, Kaytotes
Anonymous No.533916846
>>533915230
https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1mhbdtx/reminder_that_ross_and_altered_suck_ass_at_their/
like clockwork the redditors are going full melty once wipe was soft confirmed
Anonymous No.533916848
Don't you love it when worthless idea guys become team leaders
Anonymous No.533916850
>>533916747
built for BIG KOBOLD COCK
Anonymous No.533916878
>>533916810
because you're brown and you're not more important than the project's success
Anonymous No.533916880
>>533916759
will you be my gf
Anonymous No.533916893
>>533916810
Because i say so faggot
Anonymous No.533916897
>>533916810
shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.533916909
>>533916785
Lost 'em in a... uh... adventuring mishap.
Anonymous No.533916934
>>533916810
To make you seethe
Anonymous No.533916962
FRESH FRESH FRESH FFFFRRRRREEEESSSSHHHH
>>533916931
>>533916931
>>533916931
>>533916931
>>533916931
Anonymous No.533916974
>>533916571
How many ways can one interpret "Real Re-Launch"? besides a wipe?
Anonymous No.533916998
>>533916810
Don't like it? Turtle is down the hall and to the left. See you in your starting zone, faggot.
Anonymous No.533917041 >>533917491
>>533916664
Retards would throw a fit if the whole server wasn't at a starting zone and at lvl 1 when they can play. Like there doing now
Anonymous No.533917075
>>533916810
You exploited the system.
Anonymous No.533917152
>>533916810
u r g
Anonymous No.533917427
rip poochie
it wasnt meant to be..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8&ab_channel=81Aleera
Anonymous No.533917491
>>533917041
Because its been an absolute mess, constantly getting interrrupted trying to get anywhere or do anything if you could even get on. Its obvious we're back to a testing phase and launch was a bust. And the last test wasn't exactly successful. By the time we get a relaunch, I'll have forgotten how to play. Relaunch = clean slate. But I'm really not caring that much either way at this point.
Anonymous No.533917735
at this rate, we gonna need some cunny morale boost soon