You WILL not play Epoch this week.
You WILL sit refreshing login and server status.
You WILL wait for increasingly distant discord updates.
You WILL hear about the state of the vibes.
You WILL thank the mods and respond to their polls with an emote.

>3 caps controlled waiting for tickets to bleed out to win the match
>our team only has 200 tickets left
>enemies have 300
>just need to defend the caps and win
>chinese 3 stack mashes w straight into the enemy spawn
>they all die to a single guy with spawn protection draining the last of our tickets
>lose

WEEEEEE
>WOOOOOO
WEEEEEE

I'm overweight. And the worst part is? I am craving an XL 4 topping pizza right now.