Thread 720416382

its over

Literally me

>>720416382 (OP)
Literally me but I was born in 92

>>720416382 (OP)
I was born in 1990 but I empathize.

Can we ban all the old people on this site? Devilishly handsome 21 year olds such as myself shouldn't be hanging out with a bunch of old men.

>>720416382 (OP)
Nobody born after '89 is cool.

>>720416382 (OP)
Accurate, but there should be a 2001 Bionicle

>>720416382 (OP)
Good, now they will ruloe this board and finally destroy the millenial boomer menace.

>>720416382 (OP)
Zoomers are from 97 onwards

>1995
>metal fusion-era beyblade
who ever made this is a retard

>>720416382 (OP)
generations are stupid because late/old people in a generation are so different from everyone else in the generation

>>720417136
Alphoomers are far worse than boomers though, who taught us Zoomers a lot of cool stuff

good for them. still not vidya.

>>720417085
>bunch
You are old for 14 years old

And not Young enought for 30 years old.

>>720416382 (OP)
Why do millennials and older zoomers think that people born after them can't possibly enjoy anything they enjoyed as a kid? Seems really retarded

can't believe i was lied to this game is so ass

>>720416382 (OP)
>I miss the late 90's
Ah yes, I really love hearing this from someone who was at best 5 years old at the time

>>720416382 (OP)
1995 is not a zoomer year.

>>720417465
honestly i dont see gen alpha or gen beta enjoying something like $uicideboyz

>>720417562
I miss being 5 though it kicked ass

>>720416382 (OP)
>zoomers slowly moving their generation year back
if people are born in 95 are zoomers, that would mean zoomers were posting here in 2013, which is just not true.

>>720417562
You tend to idolize things when you are young.

>>720417717
>that would mean zoomers were posting here in 2013, which is just not true
nobody tell him

>two more years for 30
God no

the real generational divide for gen z is when smartphones caught on

>>720416382 (OP)
Me but sub cod 4 for ut04 and the ifag for an mp3 player and add every console except jap shit like the msx

>>720417974
>2 more months
The closer it gets the more people keep bringing it up. I remember playing Tekken 3 in my room with my dad and it feels like 15 years ago, but it's more like 25.

>>720417085
We should ban you guys instead

Shut up Zoomer, you old fart.

nobody is gonna call you this. accept the humilation as being called a zoom zoom for the rest of your life.

>>720418810
Cry about it you jaded old faggot. Die already.

>>720418880
I'll continue living just to make you seethe faggot

>Every time I sneeze I decompress my back
What the FUCK?

You're boomer, I'm zoomer, only difference? You die sooner

>>720417562
>Sucking tiddies
>Playing games
>Getting molested
>No job
>No school
Living the dream

>>720417085
blink twice and you'll be 30
just watch

Fuck zoomies

>>720416382 (OP)
is this not a 30+ website? 2016 and the newfag tsunami has ruined 4chan outside of the niche boards

>>720419082
he says, posting on his iPhone.

I hate nostalgia for past decades because it all relies on the assumption that there weren't any complete fucking losers back then

>>720416382 (OP)
>>720416382 (OP)
>>720416382 (OP)
whats wrong with Tool?

>>720419089
Sorry larping oldfag but 4chan has been ruined since 2006

You niggas understand a boomer is like gen W, right?
Middle point of Gen Y / Millenials and Gen Z / Zoomers are zillenials

And as usual, Gen X doesn't matter

>>720417609
OP said "zoombers" which means people on the cusp between millennials and zoomers

>>720419296
>retard pretends he knows the lingo and yet he doesn't

>>720417085
bro I was 21 yesterday, I'm 30 now

>>720419527
>TFW 35 and know this feel

>>720418685
>>720417974
Being 30 isn't that bad. Just exercise and eat well. Its the age where your bluff is called by time. A lot of guys are 30 on paper but feel 40 because they sit all day and eat doritos. Meanwhile others feel and look the same as 21 because they work out and eat tuna salad.

Its your call but it really doesn't have to be bad. Its your choice. Your health choices even effect skin texture and grey hair count. So it really is in your hands.

>>720419505
listen senpai, i know the lingo no cap
if you wanna be all sigma on my rizz then you better skibidi

>>720419782
fuck off zoomer

>>720419293
nta
/v/ specifically has been ruined since 2006
I don't know how nintendo people found out about this site but the gen 3 console wars were insufferable. gaygate and the rise of the ego-melted trump supporters did the rest.

>>720416382 (OP)
>another bait thread
The cut-off for Gen Z starts at 96; stop making them for core/late millennials. Most zoomers did not "grow up" on ps2 or remember 05 you fucking retard

>>720416382 (OP)
This is literally me.

>>720420131
>Most zoomers did not "grow up" on ps2 or remember 05 you fucking retard
Retarded nigga alert

>>720419604
36, I quit BMX a year ago, used to ride everyday, been doing it since the age of 8. Started working a normal job for the first time in my life, it's been cool. Most of the crew are young guys. They started calling me uncle recently. Which got me thinking about my own mortality for the first time. I feel like I always do, don't feel old, but in the mirror it's not what I see. There's this old dude staring back at me. Time ain't no joke.

>>720417085
there's no such thing as a handsome 21 year old, i've seen plenty of you, all shitty looking with deformed faces. here's how it goes retard, let me break it down for you nice and simple: all current generations are capable of being handsome except for zoomers. yes that's exactly how it works. boomers, gen x, millennials, and gen a are all capable of being handsome, your generation is literally skipped, you fucking dip. the funny thing is that anyone can vouche for this too, there isn't a single attractive looking fucking zoomer

>>720420131
That means that they would have been 6-9 in 2005, that's old enough to remember it.

>>720420380
your moms says i am hot though and calls me a young stud while she jerks me off

>>720419743
I'm not too worried about it. I've been kinda mostly healthy up till now where for the first time in my life I'm a little overweight because my metabolism has decided to call it quits.

Gotta hit the gym and stop spending my nights drinking beers and shitposting on /v/

>>720420131
fuck you nigger i didnt get a 7th gen console until i was 11

>>720420616
why in the fuck are you drinking beer? you better tell me you work construction because if you don't you're just an out of place zoomer. so go on, please tell me you work construction

>>720420774
Beer is great fag

>>720420774
I quit the construction job I got with my dad and now I work in a library, shit's cash.

>>720420901
lol, you work in a fucking office with a shitty zoomer haircut and come home to drink beer like you were out working on the highway all day like a man, what a tool poser

>>720420774
Beer is good

>>720420774
I work for Red Hat, I like beer. I was born in the 80's. What now bud?

fucking losers all of you.

>>720421075
just the zoomers are

>>720421089
nah everybody is, boomer.

>>720416382 (OP)
Aren't zoomers like 29 now?

>>720421120
The oldest ones are, the youngest are still in middle school.

>>720420131
you're a fucking retard, the cut off is at 93

>>720416382 (OP)
Everybody in the world spiritually misses the early 2000’s. The peak of civilization

>>720421157
On government forms you would be considered a millennial if you were born in 93.

>>720416382 (OP)
Other than the gay vape and haircut that is literally me

Boomers are people who are born in the 1960s you absolute bunch of retards. How do you all get this confused? Short for "baby boomers"!

Also it is true with each generation people get dumber and dumber, by sociatal design.

>>720416382 (OP)
In 2003 I was playing wc3 and avp2 not console slop. I built my first computer when I was 8. Started browsing 4chan when I was 11.

Boomer gamers are insufferable faggots because they've resided themselves to dogshit games in their old age like RDR and Starfield and you brocolli head motherfuckers don't know what a good game is, you've never even played one.

>>720421253
obvious bait is obvious

>>720421157
NTA the cut off is most definitely 95/96 you double nigger

>>720421176
I miss the gas prices, cheap rent, cheap cigarettes, and alcohol, cheap food... meh, I guess I miss all of it.

>>720421253
no dipshit. gen a is smarter than zoomers, zoomers are the end of the cycle, we are renewed with gen a

>>720417085
Here's a trvke zoomfriends will have to face. 4chan was good not because it catered to a young audience but because it attracted a certain type of person, a type of viciously creative and aggressively autistic person that has the ability to both create OC and the disposition to explore radical new ideas. If millenials really were holding back 4chan then you would have seen this supposed golden age of zoomers breathe a second life into these boards but that never happened, instead it just attracted phoneposters and xitter friends and third worlders posting wojaks and screencaps for ten fucking years now. Zoomers inherited the reigns and didn't do shit with it despite how much they project their irrelevance onto Millenials.

>>720420380
Zoomers are way better looking than any previous generation. It's weird. They all have permanent pretty boy babyfaces, even moreso than millennials. Meanwhile X'ers and boomers looked 30 when they were 20

>>720421295
Not bait, my god. Baby Boomers were born in the 1960s and are about 65 years old on average. That's what a boomer is. And statistics show obvious decline in cognitive ability with each generation since.

A great example is everyone using the term Boomer and not knowing where the fuck it came from.

>>720421307
fucking jackass, it's because people back then were still being paid $8.37 an hour and $10 and shit, of course everything was cheaper what the fuck do you mean

>>720421374
within the last 20 years the internet went from white to brown. i think that had far more of an impact on the quality of the internet desu

>>720421374
Zoomers had the world by the fingers and let it all slip through. It's a crying shame. Oh well, onto the next generation.

>>720421439
that only happened in the last ten years, tard

>>720421395
Boomers were born in the 40s. That's why they're called baby boomers. Because they're the generation born in the baby boom immediately after WW2. People born in the 60s are Gen X'ers

>>720421490
Gen X is mid 70s. Christ you all are doomed.

>>720421395
double bait

>>720421590
Fucking retard

>>720421590
triple bait

>>720421405
Your money went further
When I moved out at 18, I worked a $9/hr job and paid half of an apartment bill ($500) with no issues. I'm 31, and money is tighter even though my habits haven't changed much and I obviously make more that $9/hr now. I struggle to pay rent which is $740 for nothing better than what I had before, fast food that has literally doubled in price not even mentioning grocery stores and gas
1 hour of work back then could get me 9 mcchickens, now I can get 3 for that same hour

>>720421617
>>720421649
It's no surprise though. You idiots get all your information from 4chan and tiktok.

None of you know what the fuck you're talking about but you all listen to each other and only each other so you continue to not know what the fuck you're talking about. And anyone who does, you go nuts over because it doesn't make sense to you. Because it isn't on your retarded ass stunted brain levels.

Doomed.

>>720421785
go back

>>720421785
What generation do you think Trump is? He was born in '46.

>>720421489
China overtook the united states for internet users in 2005 and india took over the united states for internet users in 2012. I'm not even talking about all the other shitty countries and in all honesty americans are not the brightest people anyway. This is not a recent thing, you just noticed far far too late.

>>720421405
I was making $14 an hour in 2008, you definitely got more bang for your buck.

>>720421385
and twinks notoriously age like shit, what makes you think this is a good thing?

>>720421715
>>720421840
>>720421843
Get your shit together because this world is going to eat you alive.

>>720422049
>posts disproof of what you were saying
Yeah, definitely trolling

>>720422049
I am not even gonna give you more replies. You are sub human and retarded, didn't lurk, don't understand why boomer is used or how it is used here, I don't care about your stupid picture which I won't even open. NHow fuck off my website.

I'm nearly 40

>>720422159
ok boomer

>>720422123
>>720422127
Doomed, like i said. Self inflicted at that lol, good luck dummy.

>>720422252
>no argument, just more seething

>his bait? spotted
>his charade? failed
>he still tries anyway
this ain't even trolling, this is just being pathetic. give up already.

>>720422348
Laughing*

I'm pretty sure you aren't opening that picture because you can't even read properly. You probably rely on screen readers and because it's a picture it can't pick out the words to read it out to you.

>>720422415
I said give up, failed baiter.

>>720422415
Boomers are mid 40s to early 60s. That's what the image you posted said, yet you're schizophrenically acting like it's evidence in favor of you

>>720422464
Nothing I said was beat or incorrect. You are just too stupid to understand consistent logic or even recognize proof when you see it. Tell your screen reader to open up a search for Generations by decade. Let it read to you, Baby Boomers are from the 1960s, Generation X from the 1970s. You are a retard. You are doomed. You can't even read.

>>720422558
>tranny still tries
you need to be screencapped and posted in funny junk.

>>720422557
Just stop replying, he pretends he is making us mad by simply getting replies, yet he is a pathetic worm.

Why are boomers so mad about zoomers?

>>720422694
because zoomers do the same mistakes that boomers did already, yet they think they are smart.

>>720422630
No one from my generation is transsexual or gay. None of us have any allergies, we can read, and we don't need to pull out a phone to look up information that should be in your brain already. Also we have attention spans long enough to listen to full sentences.

>>720422558
Baby boomers are only 4 years (22%) of the 60s. They're 10 years (55%) of the 50s and 4 years (22%) of the 40s

>>720422753
>No one from my generation is transsexual or gay. None of us have any allergies
lol

>>720422780
Oh I see so now they are a part of the '60s like I said? This is called cognitive dissonance. You are holding two thoughts at the same time but both cannot be true. Either I am wrong or I am right. Another reason you are doomed. Brain does not comprehend logic.

>>720422694
Because they're the most pathetic retards that ever existed. Weak, whiny husks of a men that lacka any soul and passion.
Also they're all fags.

>born in 96
>on /v/ since 2010
I wasted my life on this shithole, there are alphies here right now reading this, leave this place immediately for your own sake.

>>720422842
Yes no allergies or retardation for that matter. Autism does not exist in my generation. Also we have muscles and bone density. You are a frail weakling vegan Swept Away by the wind. You can't even swing a hammer. Lol

>>720422159
Same
>t.38

This guy is pretending to type like a 50 something year old man from facebook if that wasnt obvious

>>720422864
You said they weren't apart of the 40s, which is just as much "cognitive dissonance". To say "boomers were born in the 60s" when only 22% of them were, and more Gen X'ers were born in the 60s than boomers, then yeah, that statement is so brazenly inaccurate that it's pretty much objectively wrong.
>Either I am wrong or I am right
You are plainly and clearly wrong, by your own admission. I suggest you actually read the image you yourself cited.

Just kill yourself, begging ya

>>720422898
Would you be interested in dating with the purpose of marriage?

>>720422898
twinsies!! stupid asshole

>mfw someone calls me zoomer as an insult
I don't get it, am I supposed to be offended? By what? The fact that you're middle aged and I'm young? Are you enjoying your wrinkles, receding hairline, health problems, decreased sexual function etc? It's ok though, you are 36 but you could pass for 24 (holy cope)

Gonna be legit funny when the first completely childless generation of men hit 50s and 60s and realize nothing awaits them but a government funded homeless shelter for their kind.

Of course, we could overthrow the government and get young wives, too

>>720423041
22% were born in the '60s. So therefore, my statement where I stated they were born in the '60s is correct. Do you not understand this?

>>720422994
My Generation doesn't play pretend either. More reasons you are doomed. Cannot decipher reality from internet.

The older I get, the more I realize this generational divide is bullshit. I relate more to Zoomers than I do anyone in my "official" generation, and I've finally accepted I'm not actually a 90s kid
I was born in the 90s, but my childhood was the 2000s through and through.

And 2005 WAS the best fucking year, I'm just sad I never properly appricated it when it was here.

>>720423117
Yes it is an insult because you are so stupid you think you will nver become old and be hated by younger people eventually. Dumb kid.

>>720416382 (OP)
This is all millennial stuff, including the year.

>>720416382 (OP)
That's a millennial though

>>720416382 (OP)
REMINDER THAT IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE 1990s THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT A 90s KID. YOU HAD TO BE BORN IN THE 80s TO BE A 90s KID. AT BEST YOU'D HAVE TO BE BORN IN 1991~1992 TO BE AN ACTUAL 90s KID. I'M FUCKING SICK OF BABBIES PRETENDING THEY WERE IN THE 90s JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A FUCKING CRIB WITH A DIAPER ON. FUCK YOU. I AM A 90s KID. I GREW UP ON THE GENESIS, ROBOTECH, TMNT, BATMAN TAS AND ALL KINDS OF GREAT SHIT YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED. EAT MY SPUNK FAGGOT. YOU ARE A ZOOMER.

>>720423148
Making the statement "boomers are people who were born in the 60s" is like saying "zoomers are people who were born in the 90s". Yeah, technically some zoomers were born in the 90s, but most of them were born in the 2000s and the 90s are generally accepted as belonging to the millennials. You made a brazen mistake, realized your mistake, and are now meekly backpedaling by resorting to weak technicalities. And, once again, you're wrong by your own logic because you said boomers aren't 40s. Very pathetic

>>720423228
Ok now take your heart meds before you die from a cardiac arrest, boomer.

I feel sorry for anyone who is forced to experience the world through a tiny window in their hand. Truly sad. Not life. Good luck.

>>720417974
Sounds like little zoomie needs daddy boomie to bang that bussy till you feel better.

>>720423228
I was born in '98 and I'm more of a 90s kid than you'll ever be

>>720421439
This is the actual reason. Browns outnumber whites and capital only cares about numbers. Instead of catering to tech savvy white nerds, the internet began to cater to brown people that can't even speak english. Everything else doesn't matter.

>>720423117
lol dipshit, that's what i tried to allude to to one of you retarded retards in this thread. all current generations other than zoomers are capable of taking care of themselves and looking ageless for literally their entire lives. it's just you zoomers that are the end of the cycle that have no potential, you're going to looking fucking 45 at 30

>>720418685
I am 42, 30 seems like it is going to suck but you basically are 20 year old with experience and resources. It is pretty good.

40 fucking sucks though, you start feeling like you are physically falling apart and everything you did in your past starts to tangibly catch up with you.

I can't imagine being 50, 60, 70+. Just taking a shit must feel like going a round with Mike Tyson.

>>720423228
Nah, I'm happy to admit and accept this now. And I'm happier I grew up with my PS2, GBA, and DS, golden age Spongebob, Samurai Jack, DBZ, and Naruto, I'm happy I was still young enough to appricate the magic of the young internet, with YTPs, AMVs and webcam ranters.

I'm a 2000s and I'm fucking proud

Zoomers are a lost cause.

>>720423358
Cope white boy
Browns will do what you never had the balls to do, which is end the world like it deserves

>>720420334
I just turned 37 and everyone still mistakes me for 25. Feels good man.

>>720423372
>you're going to looking fucking 45 at 30
What is this hysterical unhinged projection? Of all the things you could criticize zoomers for, you're trying to say that they age poorly? How the fuck would you even know? None of them are old enough for such a thing to even be evident yet

>>720421590
Core Gen X is late 60s, early 70s. Mid to late 70s Xers are the retards that made KoRn happen and are basically tech illiterate millennials.

>>720423460
i believe it, i'm just a bit younger than you and have seen many many people in your bracket look like they're in their 20's

>>720417185
this 97-2001 Zoomers have nothing in common with later Zoomers, younger Zoomers love Niggas

>>720421439
Those people don't go to 4chan. The only awful browns we have to deal with are Latinos as the April's fools /vint/ flags showed us

>>720417185
>>720423592
That's why the term "zillennial" exists

>>720423659
except nobody even uses that term other than retards online

>>720423603
How many years ago was that now?

>>720423603
there aren't any fucking latinos on here, retard

>>720423442
I GOT TO BE A 90s KID AND THEN I GOT TO BE A RADICAL 00s TEEN. YWN GET LAID IN THE EARLY 00s WITH A TATTOO-LESS, PIERCING-LESS PRISTINE GOTH GIRL LIKE I DID IN HS. I GOT TO SURF PRIME NET AND PLAY PSO. WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? LOL

>>720423712
No one actually calls them "zoomers" either. They say "Gen Z'ers"

>>720423757
Impressive. Very nice. How's your sex life now though?

>>720416382 (OP)
What's the thing in the top right? The rest is familiar to a '90 millennial

4 bags of chips with no air for a dollar
onions and poos were a mistake

>>720424083
bags of chips always had air you're just misremembering

>>720424102
i know

I get to post this again

>>720424606
Gaming was already going to shit at this time.

>>720416382 (OP)
The Motorola Razr was peak

never understood the fascination for tool, was it because they were doing LONG songs in a time where it wasn't popular?

>>720416891
hi twin

>>720419743
Got a job and can't workout like I use to when I was NEET. Jobs are the biggest gains goblin. There's something about dealing with artificial problems having to talk with absolute retards for 8 hours a day that just drains your mental fortitude and all you want to do when you get home is unwind and sadly get ready for the next day.

>>720424643
Just after this we got BF3, Skyrim, FONV, Dark Souls, LA Noire, Terraria, Portal 2, Mass Effect 2, The Walking Dead, Dishonored, Hotline Miami, FTL, and Xenoblade Chronicles

>>720424886
Like I said: it was going downhill.

>>720423512
nice selfie

why is everything designed to take time away from you

>>720424942
you will own nothing

>>720424942
It is so you conzoom and stay busy while the elite pe.dos govern us all.

i dont remember any of this generational bullshit on old 4chan

>>720421374
Zoomer memechads all went to tiktok. That's why I joined them because all /v/ knows how to do is recycle the same wojak templates like this thread OP. They're innovating while you faggots are still on 'based' lol

>>720425039
back then we just called them underaged, now those same underaged fucks ruin the boards because they are of age.

>>720416382 (OP)
28 not 30

>>720425223
good, fuck off there and never come back then.

zoomers are the new millennials... wow

>>720416712
It never even began

>>720425626
which is exactly what everybody predicted

>>720416382 (OP)
2005 was lit. I saw Amon Amarth in concert

>>720423752
like half of this websites users are posting from a favela somewhere in South America

So, are you ready guys to call us Millennials 95-98? no more brother war my fellow 86-94 Millennials?

If this is the old man thread, at what age did all graphics turn to shit? I don't mean nu-games are worse, I mean all computer graphics old or new, looks bad or fake.

>>720416382 (OP)
>Gen III
Based, I’m not a Johtroon.

>>720426671
Around 2006-8, the brown and bloom era was the start of the slide. Games were starting to get big and eccentric artists/nerds were no longer in charge of the money, game companies began to be treated as investments and passion fell to corporate efficiency.

The most striking example was seeing blizzard get bought out by activision...I think in 2008 or 09? And knowing even as a teenager that it was the beginning of the end for that company.

>>720426716
Cope and seethe

>>720417410
>enought
You are browner than shit.

>>720426671
In the moment videogames stopped being a thing for small studios, probably around 2007 or 2008. In the moment gamers were more about graphics and less about gameplay is when you could feel something was changing, I still remember that the magic about videogames was how non realistic they looked like

>>720416382 (OP)
It's zillenial you faggot

>>720418810
This

>>720427047
ok spoiled milk

>>720418810
I think we should stop doing brother wars, +2001 kids are replacing us and you guys are too worry because some 95-98 kids say they feel more Millennial

>>720418880
Kill yourself now NEWFAGGOT

>>720419082
based
>>720419089
kill yourself immediately

>>720425039
Back on old 4chan the "average user" was generally understood to be a millennial, whether they were 15 years old or 30 years old.

>>720421374
Shoop da woop

When will the hagnons of this thread accept their place as zoomGOD cocksleeves?

so many retarded fucking zoomers in this thread it boggles the mind

>>720416891
Henlo fren

>>720425039
funnily enough, zoomers brought it on. they are all attached to the concept of age because they're insecure about a number of things including being called zoomers

>>720427592
This. After OWS the Jews panicked and started rolling out race wars, then gender wars. Now it's generation wars.

It's all a trick to keep us from class war which was the progenitor of OWS, which would directly devalue (((((their))))) interests. That's why they make us all fight each other instead of the system.

>>720428556
anything else you'd like to inform us about from your headquarters in tel aviv, anon?

>>720416382 (OP)
literally me except I didnt listen to linkin park outside of select naruto AMVs and I never had a beyblade or CoD. Fuck I remember EZ squirt tasting better than regular ketchup too

>>720428667
You should ask Dr. Naomi Hunter from FOX-HOUND. She knows better than I.

>>720416382 (OP)
Good taste.

>>720428426
What's the basis of this statement? Which imageboards do people think zoomers go when last outage happened?

>>720428721
oh I also dont vape because I treat my body RIGHT

*sips arizona*

>>720428793
>*sips arizona*
>zips hundreds of empty calories
BASED RETARD!

>>720421374
TRYUKUNUUUUKE THOUGHBEIT

>>720428830
I put a HFCS joke right there for anyone to use and you bitch about calories like some kind of woman

>>720423603
You learned dogshit from the hack.

>>720417120
>born in december 88
SUCKS TO SUCK, LOSERS

>>720428901
your joke is shit, go away

>>720428923
t. becky

TOTAL

ZOOMOID

DEATH

SOON

>>720423659
which makes you sound retarded, you either are something or you're not. None of this in-between tranny shit

I'm sick rn bros. Idk where to go. Everyone is falling for the glownigger bait

>>720423228
>old man asks younger generation to eat his ass
uh, pedophile much? eww

>>720416382 (OP)
literally me but Im 99

>>720416382 (OP)
>early dota2
>garena warcraft 3 custom maps
>Skyrim
>early minecraft
>tf2fort
>wotlk wow
>MW2-3
>cs 1.6 / early cs go
>sodapoppin
>reckful
>forsen
>mitchjones
>lirik
Bros... I don't feel frfr on God anymore...

>>720428556
>Now it's generation wars
Boomers can just cut off the mental illness healthcare while scapegoating the tranny shooters for all I care.

>tfw turning 39 next month
>no gf/wife/kids
>5'6 manlet
>my last friendship ended when I was 17 and everybody moved elsewhere
>only work/gym/household for me
>about to buy a motorcycle as my midlife crisis present for myself, as so i either increase my chance of being interesting by 0,2% or just slamming into a tree at high speed and ending it all
>spent every vacation in the last 11 years at home, maybe I'm gonna travel again on my bike. Alone...
>haven't enjoyed video games since I quit Skyrim 10 years ago
>just saving up my money, but its never gonna be enough to buy a nice house in this economy no matter how you invest it

Fuck me, this isn't what I had in mind when I was sitting in front of my older brother's NES playing MegaMan back in the early 90s.
I just want to have fun and friends again, it sucks so hard.

>>720416382 (OP)
Isnt zillennial more correct than zoomber?

>>720419743
>Just exercise and eat well.
Basically this. Also do some basic skincare and wear sunscreen if the UV is 3 or above.
I remember entering the work force and how quickly people would deteriorate in their late 20s. I'm 30 now and healthy. The only thing of note is that if I do hurt myself my recovery time is a lot longer so I'm taking a lot less risks then I used to.

>>720420567
>12

>>720429807
Yes. OP is a retard.

>>720424832
go before work. unless you can't find a 24hr gym. i did this for awhile until my local chain got bought by LA fitness and they severely cucked the hours

>>720416382 (OP)
People think its cool having a dad who plays video games, but all my dad plays is Kotor and wastes hours on pazaak

>>720430256
>>720424832
i hate you retarded fucking stupid small cock zoomers with all i have in me, get a fucking home gym, and by home gym i mean you don't need the fucking la fitness in your apartment, just get a fucking squat rack you dickless retards that don't even know where your own shitter is

>>720416382 (OP)
Gotta be honest I wish that was me. Would have been better off growing up with gba instead of game boy and being too young for wow would have saved me some pain.

>>720416382 (OP)
Tool is probably problematic or something.

>turning 30 in a few years
>only game is every played that I ever enjoyed were a couple Miniclip games when was I was 6

>>720432079
what was your favorite?

>>720432169
Naruto Arena,
Worlds Hardest Game ,Age of War and Sword and Sandals 2

>>720416382 (OP)
>had no friends who gave a shit about beyblades or bakugan
It still kinda hurts.

>>720417974
>>720418685
it's fine. it's great actually if you're making more money and actually learned shit in your 20s. being hysterical about turning 30 is female behavior

>>720418810
Yeah, they need to fuck off back to discord. This is a 35+ site.

>>720424643
You can actually pinpoint the exact game the entire industry changed with.

Bioshock Infinite. 2013. Coincidentally, the same year they destroyed /sp/ based bro culture across the entire site.

>>720419743
I am 36. I don't exercise and I am fat. I still feel like 23. The secret ingredient is being a schizoid fag who will never grow up in the head.

>>720432321
I felt fine up until covid and had two years stolen doing a shitty job that was “essential”. When you’re actually working during that time it just made normal work more stressful and tiring from all the hysteria. Now I mentally feel two years behind than I should be

>>720432664
I feel that, I'm at a point where I might actually stop working. Have just enough wealth where I could pull it off. Wouldn't live a good life, talking like $50 bucks a week for food.

>>720417974
30 is nothing. I don't get the existential dread about aging.

>>720423196
Thats because of the internet, and how there's really not that much difference in lifestyle between people under 40. As an example. Zoomers still life with their parents, just like you.

>>720421439
The Indian Internet Connection and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the tech-support of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized the internet, have made posting unfulfilling, have subjected human noses to indignities, have led to widespread immigrational suffering (in the Third World to psychological suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the online world. The continued development of their infrastructure will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to more AI generated content and inflict more data centres on the natural world, it will probably lead to severe social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased H-1B visas even in advanced countries.

>>720416382 (OP)
time's moving too fast

>>720416382 (OP)
I am everything in this pic except I was born in 94.

>me being 95
>called zoomer
How?

>>720433412
The two years between 95 and 97 are not enough of a distinguisher

>>720433412
>you being 95
>not a zoomer
How?

>>720416382 (OP)
I finally became a wizard

>>720417085
>Devilishly handsome 21 year olds such as myself
uoh bratty twink! old man correction needed

are people still obsessed about z**mer/b**mer shit on this site?

I filtered this out years ago, so I kind of forgot

>>720416382 (OP)
They're not, nigger. Zoomer starts at '97.

>>720434124
years ago you were in highschool, faggot

>>720434178
I'm 28

>>720434174
Yes they are, zoomber.
>hurr durr I was born in 95 i'm not a zoomer
YOU WERE 5 YEARS OLD IN 2000 YOU FUCKING ZOOMER

>>720434214
kill yourself, zoomnigger

>>720419292
For me it's Elephant Revival cover
>https://youtu.be/uDT1tniPD2Q

>>720428556
>WEF just lost their foothold in Nepal to a bunch of shitposting zoomies
Grim

>>720417085
This.
t. 28 year old young stud in his prime

tfw 95 zoomer but juul is BIS and only faggots really liked spongebob and fortnite was the best game of all time, for a time

There are 40 year old millennials on 4chan that were posting on 4chan when they were 18.

>>720417051
Same.

>>720416382 (OP)
>tool
a meme band from the internet
nobody listens to that irl

>>720416382 (OP)
I'm 95 and played none of these except a bit of San Andreas

>>720423659
What's the difference between xillennial and zillennial if both are pronounced the same?

>>720421374
Im not creative though.
I came here to larp

>>720416382 (OP)
Even though I can relate to most of these I was born in 99. Feels good to still be young bros.

>>720436013
You missed out on a lot only turning 11 in 2010

>>720421374
You should touch grass.

>>720416382 (OP)
Tool is a weird thing to put there considering Lateralus came out in 2001 and was the last time they were ever really relevant.
You wouldn't be listening to them until you were 13ish or so which would be quite a long time after.
Of course you'd still be listening to them or whatever but assigning them to zoomers instead of millennials doesn't make much sense

>>720435106
Tool was the shit back in the day for when the bros would come over and we'd start dudeweeding while playing CoD. Deftones on the other hand, now that is a meme internet band

>>720436146
Idk I'm Turkish so we got some stuff a couple years late especially when I was a child. Original Yugioh was still on tvs when I was 7-8 for example.

>>720436560
Deftones have successfully lived through 3 distinct generations which is crazy impressive. Haven't heard anything past their S/T though because I'm lazy

>>720436734
Maybe even 4 generations now that I'm thinking about it
People are still going nuts for them

>>720434124
Not really, I harbor no ill will towards Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X or Boomers. Don't feel disenfranchised, nor do I blame them for the current state of the world. I'm strictly here to shitpost and shoot-the-shit with the frens.

>>720417085
post feet

>>720434124
>>720437171
I blame silent gen jews

>>720416382 (OP)
>zoomers trying to cope by disguising as older generations.

>>720423889
metal beyblade

>>720434694
uhh anon you are on the old guy side with us

Wow these zoombers seem cool.
I wonder how many of them are married, have a satisfying job and 2 or more children.
I'm sure they contribute a lot to society

>>720417974
You're going to feel anxious for a while but you'll get past it. For me personally my early thirties was a far better experience than my twenties. If you feel midlife crisis really hitting you, read The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus.

>>720417085
Kek. This motherfucker was born after 9/11. Laugh at his stupid ass

>>720423757
This has 'Peaked in highschool' written all over it.

>>720416382 (OP)
I'm 27 but I still look a few years younger. I'm hangin in there for now. Also I thought we were called zillenials or something like that.

>>720416382 (OP)
Gen Z began in 1997. The oldest zoomer is 28.

31 now and honestly my life is actually better than when i was 21.
>moved out of parents house
>relashionship with family actually improved a lot after i moved out
>have a job that doesnt make want to kill myself every morning
>can afford all the vidya i want
>got a cute wife whos really good at cooking

Dont give up lads

>>720437635
thats a book for teenagers bro

>>720429667
Hey it could be worse, you could be in your mid thirties renting a one-bedroom silverfish infested appartement in a melanin enriched area.

>>720416382 (OP)
Not yet, faggot, I'm a zillennial and I'm still a week away from turning 30.

>>720437880
>Dont give up lads
Part of me wants to sell all of my shit and just fuck off somewhere at this point. The thought of living here for another year is enough to consider biting a freight train. Honestly feels like the only way this will happen is by getting myself blacklisted from the rest of the family so there won't be any rollbacks.

>>720437946
Enlighten me, what was Camus thesis in the essay?

>>720437635
>be a wagie and be happy about it: the book
yeah no thanks

>>720437386
>lift regularly and eat well
>don't smoke or drink that often
>don't expose my skin to too much sunlight
>take finasteride so my hairline is intact
I might as well be 22.

>>720437790
We are. Millenials are fucking cringe, younger zoomies are both gay and cringe. We have slipped through th a cracks and found success and happiness. Maybe thats just me

>>720437946
Camus writes about the existential dread that comes with fer of death. It doesn't matter if you read it at 25, 30, or even 80; he just outlines the thought patterns behind death anxiety and provides a method for channeling those emotions into something productive.

>>720438091
That's not what he was saying. Camus only writes that you can't keep asking "the universe" or "god" for meaning and that you yourself provide the meaning for your life. If you only got "suffer for the sake of suffering" from it then you either haven't red it or you need to re-read it.

>>720438282
k

>>720417085
this nigga was 11 in 2016

>>720417085
Kek

>>720417143
Fuck off synthetic man. Your a fucking zoomer
95 are giga zoomers who never experienced ps1 properly

>>720423659
Generations are Jewish investigations
Arbitrary and retarded

>>720416382 (OP)
must be horrible to be called a zoomer when you were born in 1995, they basically experienced the same thing as a millenial born in 1993

>>720437834
Fuck off zoomer synth
Read
>>720438774

>>720421374
But why did the millenials who continue to browse this website stop producing more OC? What's stopping you?

>>720416382 (OP)
I'm 25 though.

>>720419743
>eat tuna salad
Is there something special to it?
I've been eating canned tuna salads somewhat regularly but then sort of stopped for a while cause of fear of mercury poisoning or something, like, usually, maybe 1~2 weeks, maybe 1 month in rare instances of not eating any just so I could give my body some leeway when it comes to getting rid of whatever mercury I might have piled up in my body from it then I start eating again. It's very good, though I don't exactly remember anymore why I started eating it, probably cause I heard eating fish is supposed to be healthy for your heart or just cardiovascular system in general.

I was 26 years old this year and self-destructed in so many ways. Typing this sentence now I’m realizing fuck I’m 26 soon 27 next month. Fuck, dude. Please end me, this life sucks. I’m still complaining about it helplessly just like when I was a teenager.

Millennials have a hard enough time buying a house, it's going to be hell for Zoomers. The US economy is hanging by a thread. We'd be in a global depression if Trump wasn't here to put it on life support.
The generational shit is just divide and conquer, if it's not that it's racial, if it's not that it's religion, etc. I feel sorry for zoomers because they're going to have a much harder time getting on their feet than any generation before them in 100 years.

>>720439359
Seek Christ and He will help change you and your life for the better.

>>720432275
My younger brother went to a toysrus tournament for that when it launched and he said some girl beat everyone because her bakugan simply had a higher number on it, and it may have been random what power level comes in the bakugan even if you had the same ones. wss it really that pay to win?

>>720419743
if you dont have a wife, kids and house this is all just cope

>>720416382 (OP)
10th next month.
Still KHV btw, with no certificates, career, or even a job.

>>720416891
you're not a zoomer

>>720419527
Dude recently I was like "Oh I should follow up on this thing and check out what my mate been doing, haven't seen him for a year"
>Checked last spoke to him 2016
I genuinely do not know where the last decade went.

>>720441174
We are all suffering because nothing has actually changed in the past 10 years

>>720416382 (OP)
Kek, this is mostly me, but born in '90.

>>720416382 (OP)
This is me but without the vape or side fade

>>720417085
The future is old men.

>>720416382 (OP)
Im only 26, old man.

>>720439359
Go to the gym and bench

>>720416891
same but 91

>>720416382 (OP)
Then why don't they seem like they are in their 30s?

>>720416382 (OP)
I was born in 2000 but I associate with most of these. Am I an honorary zoomber?

>>720439113
Because no one is producing OC these days unless they get paid for.
Why put any effort into creating any 4chan OC when that shit will just get stolen by some social media fag that will get paid for it?

>>720417085
>Devilishly handsome 21
Is being obese back in style again?

>There are people born before 2000 that are still alive today
Crazy

I really miss the old days when I didn't know too much about the world and life was easy. Jobs weren't so hard to find and my parents weren't divorced

>>720416382 (OP)
>this faggot again
I’m sorry that you were unironically born in the wrong generation anon but spamming /v/ won’t change anything.

The older I get the more misanthropic and jaded I become. There's a certain age threshold when you start to notice things about people your younger naive self would have looked past or completely ignored at the time because life was rainbows and sunshine

>>720418391
as convenient as they are I often wish we could go back to the humble cell phone. I still have my last one (pic related) somewhere, so small and comfy

>>720443365
>That font

>>720423757
>Goth girl with no piercings or tats
So, not a goth girl. You are a LARPing christcuck zoomer

>>720437419
>Yes, be a good goy and have more wageslaves, I mean kids, this will surely make you happy and not a miserable shell of a man

Nokia 6600. Now there was a phone

>>720416382 (OP)
>tool
Always was and always will be a shit band for pseuds on too many drugs.

>>720444978
they are great and you are just being a contrarian (it's true that pseuds wank over them way too much)

>>720417085
sit down and shut up BOY

take care of your lower back, bros

>>720432326
>they need to fuck off so we can go back to jerking off to trannies in peace

>>720444558
>The jews are destroying the white race! I'm saving it by being a white man that has no off spring!

>>720421374
reins*

>>720441509
And their flexibility

>2020
>There are 40 year old millennials at their oldest, I'm watching their kids for work
>Nobody is calling is calling millennials old
>2025
>I'm 31
>NOW every millennial suddenly counts as old
>Elder millennials get to go all the way to 45 without anyone noticing they're old but society beat me with the old man stick the second I turned 30
Bullshit. Generations are gay and retarded.

>>720418918
Just do dead hangs in the morning.

>>720432321
This is the real pain point for me. My health is good, I look great for being in my thirties, hims brought the hair back, glad to have my health.

But I used to teach, now I work a dog shit minimum wage job, I feel like I'm on the set of Clerks 2

>>720449043
AND MY AXE XDDDD

Why does Zoomer culture immitate niggers? They talk like niggers, they dress like niggers, they get perms so they can have nappy nigger hair
Why does your generation worship niggers?

Wiggerism came from the 90s bud

>>720416382 (OP)
literally me except tool sucks and linken park sucks

>>720453779
We certainly did however had a variety subcultures, are you going to claim goths, emos and scenekids worshipped niggers?
Zoomers have one mono culture and that is nigger worship, even the far right Nick Fuentes watchers posting nazi memes listen to rap and talk in ebonics

>>720438774
Wtf is synthetic man? Anyways I am a zoomer but it doesn't change that you're wrong, zoomers are from 97 to 2012, get fucked retard

>>720417085
i will beat your dick so hard you shit yourself

Basedlennials cry and moan about their childhood consumerism everyday and fantasize about race wars & revolution
Meanwhile CHADmers burn down their government for taking away their internet

The 1997–2012 zoomer scale seems weird to me because it’s all over the place. What similarities does someone born in 1997 share with someone born in 2004 or even someone born in 2012?

>>720455840
zoomer fully starts at 1998

>>720455235
he is futanari supremacist e-celeb

>>720455493
Oh? You like making young guys shit and cum?

>>720455840
What similarities someone born at 81 have with someone born at 95?
Generations in general are a fucking retarded thing in the age where technology is advancing at such a ridiculously high pace and end up making just 5 years a huge difference.
At this point separating generations should be a 3 to 3 years basis.

>>720455840
The real cut-off is ultimately pre-social media/smartphone boom and after.
If you've actively experienced a world before smartphones and where keeping your online self seperate from irl was still a mainstream idea, I consider you different than those that came after.

You're just a new type of human if you drooled on a tablet as a baby.

>>720456078
744-NRY-264 859-KUH-562 422-JKW-359

>Zoomers are almost 30
>Millennials on this website still think they are hip and aren't old

You think its possible I can lose weight, fix my health issues, get a good job and get my life together at 31?

>>720416382 (OP)
I have 4 more years
I done absolutely nothing in my 20s, it's like time stopped after I finished high school
It's nuts

>>720456767
>ackshually 30 is still young dumb and full of cum now i am 30
nice cope lil bro

>>720457007
are you illiterate

>>720456597
>You're just a new type of human if you drooled on a tablet as a baby.
But can specific years really define this? You would have to factor in poor families who can't justify shoving a tablet or phone in their kids face, or families who raised their kids without being reliant on that technology.

>>720419743
what happens if you don't work out but eat tuna salad?

>>720456597
I was born in 98, and I still remember that when I was a kid the internet was a thing dedicated to one computer in the house, my friends and I would regularly go out and play.
Bak when the golden rule of the internet is to never share personal information and computer viruses where the boogieman of everyone that didn't understand anything about internet.
Good days, I wish I could go back to that era, early 2k was amazing, the 2k years in general where fantastic, now everything is boring and gay.

>>720456823
Yes. It is never too late. I am 35 and currently on my journey of becoming a better man.

>>720455707
holy shit is that really why they're burning buildings in Nepal?

>>720419743
>Meanwhile others feel and look the same as 21

>>720457514
>Brags about having sex with woman
Zoomers are really insecure about being the sexless generation huh?

>>720417085
Site keeps getting older. I remember when the "old people" threads were titled 25+ instead of 30

>>720457415
>early 2k was amazing, the 2k years in general where fantastic, now everything is boring and gay.
I don't think it was amazing
It was also boring, but less gay

>>720416382 (OP)
Blue Eye was always lame, at least put Jinzo there you faggot.

>>720418810
Cringe, boomer, and HOA-coded

>>720456823
Honest answer here because this is a personal thing for me.
Yes and very easily too, just go to the gym, watch what you eat and be more social.
You can improve no matter the age but at 31 you can do that very easily compared to when you get older, but you gotta remember to be consistent, don't give up, don't stop for a cheat day, don't give yourself a reason to stop.
Keep going, keep trying, and you will succeed, good luck mate.

>>720424778
bro saying twin despite being 33 years old

>>720457672
We should make them 35+ to exclude the 30 year old Zoomers.

>>720422159
You're reaching the age where a totally new genre could materialize like Soulsborne stuff did, and you won't be capable of "getting it" anymore
Vidya equivalent of a boomer who still only listens to hair metal

>>720457882
are some words age locked?

>>720455840
The more I age and talk to people about video games or just general life experiences, the more I realize that the whole inter-generational differences for genz becomes a lot muddier when you aren't American
I really do not relate to Americans my age and yet I'm from the UK. Our video game experiences are pretty different.
Its the main reason I don't post in these threads apart from now, because the OP images aren't things I even relate to. Apart from a PS2, I guess?

>>720457514
if you have wrinkles and leathery skin from laughing and going outside at 29 youre a fucking normie

>>720458201
Based NEET king.

>>720457892
People have been proclaiming that 4chan is dead since 2006, but becoming a digital retirement home will genuinely kill this place. We have to pipeline young guys into our culture or it dies out.

>>720457614
Give me a break man I'm 27 and unemployed with a meme degree, the only real milestone I have on my wall is getting laid a couple of times in my early 20s

>>720417974
It's going to be okay bro. Hitting 30 is like a reset. You're at the START of a decade. You're basically young again!
then you'll freak the fuck out at 34-35 because 40 is approaching at lightning speed

I was born in 95 but am from Europe and poor so I am at least 5 or even 10 years behind on most products and trends

>>720458065
Well yeah, different countries are different.
The thing is that you can still find some similarities thanks to the globalization of technology, you could def find people that grew up with a the same youtube videos you did, or same games you did, maybe even the same tv shows idk.

>>720416891
this is me (I turned 33 two days ago)

>>720449957
Baby Boomers existing kind of skewed everyone's perception of age. Now that they're finally dying out and we don't have a bunch of 80 year olds the 40 year olds look, comparatively, older.

>>720458808
happy birthday

>>720421374
Maybe the best post on /v/, right now.

>>720416382 (OP)
nobody and I mean nobody who owns Nintendork shit looks like that

>>720458401
And you have the tyrannical jannies and mods to thank for that.
They killed all the fun here and it pretty much become reddit lite.
Zoomies seldom use 4channel anymore they all migrated to the sharty or even Xitter.

>>720458993
This type of guy had a 80% chance of being an Xbox bro back in the day

Roblox

>>720459080
Xitter is millennial central just like 4chan, their own internal metrics say so.
Tik Tok is the only genuinely youthful social media that isn't just a glorified messaging app. Which is sad.

>>720416382 (OP)
I was born in 93 and I claim all this stuff.

>>720459493
based 93 brother

>>720416382 (OP)
Wait I'm a zoomer now? You people told me 1995 was millennial.

>>720433609
Same here. Which element did you spec into? I think I can cast lightning

>>720457514
There were guys older than 29 in my course when I went to college.

>>720439113
>spend 30-60 minutes making some OC
>thread dies in 10
>repost it in another thread
>goes unnoticed/becomes irrelevant
>post it again
>some fag steals it and it now becomes some ifunny slop surfing down the sewage line of the web

>>720435106
For me it's the daring synthesis https://youtu.be/c_uW9bZQxec

>>720459446
Being familiar with the sort of mind numbing garbage that goes on in tiktok, it's honestly a relief they're all contained there

>>720445225
No. They are about as pleasing to the ears as an over cooked, well done steak is to the tongue. As a lukewarm bath is to the skin.

>>720421374
>Zoomers inherited the reigns and didn't do shit with it
trvke you didn't lie, it's influence from black culture where most arguments and diagreements are "won" with a quippy insult or whoever out aura'd the other. Another issue is irony, zoomers have never known authentic reality; thus EVERYTHING is ironic, cringe, or tryhard and they MUST dismiss and laugh at it.
This is why it's easy to fuck zoomettes 18-23 btw, they have never been told No or properly explained anything. It gets them wet.

>>720455840
This is why "90s kid">millennial as a term, decades make a lot more sense

Don't associate me with 80s babs who thinks TMNT, GI Joe, He-Man, and Transformers are the height of culture

>>720456991
I experienced this, guess what? 28-31 somewhere in there the years hit you all at once but you still spiritually feel like a dingdong 18 year old just stuck inside an aging carcass. I still regularly feel like I'm sneaking into bars when I go into them. I'm 31.

I want to be a 95 zoomber all over again in my next life. Best childhood.

>>720416382 (OP)
95 is probably not a zoomer. I was born in late 94. I'd argue the cut off is if you remember a pre 9/11 world. If you don't you are a zoomer.

>>720417974
I turned 30 this year and literally feel the exact same. Nothing has changed. Except I realized nothing has changed so I'm pretty happy and feel like there's a whole future ahead of me.

>>720417085
You guys are way too retarded to judge what looks handsome, ugly or utterly ridiculous.

>>720456823
Hnng~

>>720456823
Feeling better? Hell yes. Just cook, doesn't even have to be terribly healthy, just as long as it's not takeout. Walk on a treadmill for 30 minutes to an hour 3 times a week at a decent pace (2.5-3.5) and do yoga. And meditate for 20 minutes every morning. It will make you look better too, original size determining how much time it takes obviously.

Job? Idk economy is ass and there are no jobs lmao good luck. But people care less if you're an adult with a good job anymore.

Social is hard and unfortunately easier the younger you are because the only really answer is just stepping up to the plate and fucking up dozens and dozens and dozens of times in various social situations before you get it right. But it can still be done. Getting in shape and physically feeling more comfortable will help.

Oh and drink water. So much fucking water, cut out soda and sugary drinks entirely for water/coffee/tea

>>720419743
>Just exercise and eat well. Its the age where your bluff is called by time. A lot of guys are 30 on paper but feel 40 because they sit all day and eat doritos. Meanwhile others feel and look the same as 21 because they work out and eat tuna salad.
True except it's genetics and not diet lol. And I'm saying that as a happy 20's looking 30 year old. I did NOTHING to achieve my youthful look

>>720463293
Lol this dude is mad because hes all wrinkley and shit

>>720463620
Define nothing. You probably just did a less shitty job of taking care of yourself than you think

>>720456823
I did all that at 35 after NEETing for 10 years, now I have well paying database job that lets me work from home in my underwear 3 days a week.
But then again, I already had a degree (now 2), a masters, and I am extremely talented at anything I try. So maybe not the same situation.

>>720457514
Very unhealthy image

>>720419743
>10/10 would recommend
I started to get knee problems at like 28 because of this. Working out, changing my diet, and drinking more water changed my life

>>720417085
I will make you wear a skirt and bring me beer

>>720417974
30 doesnt mean as much as it did for boomers. Now it is just 20's+ were you are taken more seriously but also treated more seriously. By 30's you should be able to have adult conversations and stop hanging out with people that you are trying to impress causally.

>>720417085
Well said anon! Well said!

>>720444978
Filtered

>>720449957
Coping and seething

>>720463864
Well I know people my age that did more and look older, and I spent my youth getting really drunk and smoking 2-3 packs a day. Not tons of sport, swam a lot when was very little, only started lifting at 29. Definitely didn't develop any habits that will aid me in preserving my looks. And my entire family is youthful looking so..

>>720419743
There are no words for how true what this anon is saying is. I went into my 30s fat, drinking way too much alcohol, smoking, eating like shit, etc. 32 now and changed all that I and I feel better than I did at 23

>>720417085
>zoomers fill the board with tranime gacha slop
No, we need boomers here to keep you in check

>>720465009
you are not a boomer if you say "tranime"

>>720464748
I'm 31 and realizing I'll probably need to just cut out booze and soda almost entirely since I'm way more out of shape than I'd like to be

>>720465090
believe it or not some people in this world are able to adapt and change

>>720457514
>>thinks he's a" twink"
This is the worst male archetype you should try to emulate after highschool.
>t. been there done that
Women in that age bracket are not attracted to twinks at all, only teenage girls and a minority of nightmarishly mentally ill hello kitty e-girl types.
You should hit the gym and get on a high protein diet as soon as you can before twinkdeath begins to set in.
I started lifting at 23, and now 3 years later I notice that people treat me with A LOT more respect and dignity. If you look like a skinny twink in your 20s people will just walk all over you, meanwhile if you put on muscle they'll start to perceive you as a potential threat and will either completely stay out of your way or just be try to get on your good side, but they'll think twice before looking at you the wrong way.

>>720423867
I WENT GAY AND NEVER WENT BACK LOL

As a 24 year old, I cannot relate to high school age zoomers who grew up with Fortnite and Jake Paul nor can I relate to 30 year old hipsters who remember anything before 2005. The fact that everuthing has evolved so quickly for gen Z is insane.

>>720416382 (OP)
I was born in the year 2000, and it boggles my mind for some reason that there are people born after 2000.

idk why but growing up I always thought my year was the last year people were born

>>720416382 (OP)
>Hold on... that card

>>720421374
35 year old creative here. This is incredibly true
>>720424942
Capitalism

>Had a lump in my lower back wedged up against my hip and tail bone for most of my 20s
>Developed TMJ and a jaw click that turned into chronic pain in my early 20s, told only options are invasive surgery and Botox (which essentially just freezes my face and keeps me from clenching)
>Low back surgery finally removed the lump at 30 when it grew large enough to be detectable
>Started seeing a massage therapist who had a jaw and scalp massage technique that released the giant knot in my jaw
>Started walking on the treadmill post surgery
>Started doing yoga
>Feel better than I ever have in my life
Feels fucking gooooooood man

My gf is a zoomer.
t. late 30s millennial

>>720417085
uncs gyatt a lil uppity no cap

>>720422159
Ascended
I hope you're still a virgin

>>720424942
Basically >>720465739
If you spend time with X corpo you don't spend time with Y

>>720465209
Nothing has evolved over gen z, culture and society has been in a state of stagnant rotting for over a decade now

>>720416891
>>720441648
Why are you guys me?

>>720429052
Yeah we should do something about that irl

>>720416382 (OP)
Zoombers? More like Toombers because they are are old KEK *skibidi toilets and floss dances*

>>720463946
Sounds kinda like me, but I'm 34 now.

Did you ever get the girl, anon? Please tell me the girl is at the end of this.

>>720429238
>Flash games
>Watching porn pics on my psp
>Portal
Haaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

I turned 19 a couple days ago. It's over, I am "unc" now as the kids these days say.

>>720423228
If you were sentient for Pokemania you make the cutoff

Gen alpha is old

We are all rotting meat carcasses

>>720456823
Yes because it just happened to me at 27 and 31 is tomorrow for me.
Gym + diet + self-hate of your current self + a coach if you feel you need to

>>720466775
Post your norwood level

>>720439823
the fuck are you talking about
musk sells prefab homes for starting at 10k

>>720456823
I've managed most of that in the last few years so it's never too late.

>>720457514
A 29 year old is a zoomer

>>720421374
This site was NEVER good. Ever. Never. There’s been some fun moments but no, dude. It has been huge part of internet culture but good? No. Also zoomers start at 97, and wojak garbage has always ALWAYS BEEN SHIT

>>720416382 (OP)
How can you miss the late 90's if you were at best 5yo then?
t. millenial born in 86 who actually misses the late 90's

>>720471841
This site was always good, you're a subhuman faggot, kill yourself

>>720471841
you're just afraid of being genuine, brotha

>>720416382 (OP)
Literally me, but I was born in 97.

>>720416382 (OP)
Then zoomers are officall boomers. Everyone over 30 is always a boomer no questions asked. You're the ones who set that standard, faggots. Live with it.

>>720466446
>Old Gen Z grew up with dial up and landlines
>Middle Gen Z grew up with flip phones
>Young Gen Z grew up with smart phones
Wow. Congratulations. You're fucking retarded. Hur dur I don't like anything new therefore it doesn't exist

>>720416891
Same but 94

>>720471841
The two weeks following April 15th should've been another reminder that this site is and always has been unironically a relatively reasonable place to be.

>>720417085
>21

Practically 27 already (it's over)

>>720476834
The day 4chan was up again, was the best in years

>>720417974
As a fellow 30y it doesn't have to be your end, it can be nice and wholesome

Got a gf
Got a cool job i like
Play vidya a lot (gf doesn't mind), last month was Doom 3, Roadwarden and Silksong
Meet my friends twice per week
Sometimes go out and get drunk

You can do it this anon believes in you

>>720416712
>they can legally participate in boomer threads
it really is

>>720417974
>few more months
>still a virgin

>>720466737
She's not, but a femboy might be.

>>720481913
welp, there goes my incentive

gg

>>720416382 (OP)
I was born in 92 and I thought that made me a millennial. Have I got it wrong this whole time?

>37 this year
>still fucking here
>nothing ever changed
the worst part of /v/'s history imo was the 2-3 year period where bronies were half the threads

>>720482181
You were 7 in 1999. You are not a millennial.

>>720445961
read your own source material, unc
>young men are full of energy and keep fucking all night
>there's also the risk that the whore will fall in love with a young man which will lead to suffering
>old men are better because they spend a lot of money but don't have the energy to fuck a lot
>there's also no chance the whore will actually like them

>>720458201
>>720457514
>tfw have wrinkles on forehead from perpetually scowling
>can't brag about sexhaving because still a virgin at 29
>no friends to laugh with or grass to touch

>>720478121
>Got a gf
when? there's like a 99% chance you weren't an incel when approaching 30

if you haven't made it by like 26 (with some walled hag looking for a provider in that case), you're not going to

>>720417085
You are surrounded by people in their 30s go to the sharty if you want to talk to the young.

>>720417085
listen here kid. We OWN this site. you just visit it

>>720417974
Hey me too, although my feelings are more mixed. I hear most men actually begin to thrive in their 30s and it's usually when we prosper the most. I wasted my 20s doing dumb shit and avoiding school. Now im getting an education at a trade school. I wish you luck in your life anon, God bless.

>>720483956
>I hear most men actually begin to thrive in their 30s
utter cope by losers pushing 30

men peak in high school and college. if your life actually improves later on, you're simply a life-long loser who will never even approach the peak of the male life experience

>>720444224
This post is insane zoomer cope. Really pathetic and the zoomer doesn't even realize how much it dates him.

>>720484034
That doesnt make sense but okay

>>720417465
Every generation in human history thought the newer generations were a bunch of retards with no taste.

>>720484319
no retard, i only think zoomers are a bunch of retards, i don't think the same about gen a

>>720484264
are you fucking retarded?
>be chad
>experience chad youth aged 16-22 at peak physical attractiveness
>quality of life goes down even as you get older and gain more money because what money offers doesn't even come close
>be bottom feeder beta
>never experience chad youth
>only get more money with age but what money offers is nowhere near the peak that youth, strength and good looks can do

>>720484470
Nah

>>720484595
kys

Guess who just learned how subnets work. Is this right?

>>720484614
if I catch you using /27 I will hunt you down and rape you, faggot

use normal subnet masks like a normal person

>>720423484
Wrong. Tons of zoomie youtubers have balded prematurely because they all took the clot shots of 2020. It's not a coincidence.

>>720484727
Desu they already have 24 required hosts for one of them I hope they don't hire anyone else. Blame them for being stingy bastards and staying with a class C network and not going to class B for their merger.

>>720484034
You are quite wrong

>>720484470
this is perhaps the dumbest thing i have ever read on here. retards between 16 - 22 don't know where the sun or moon is, don't know jack shit you dumb fucking retard. there's nothing cool about being a young dip that knows literally nothing. peak everything for men is 30+ and expands all the way to probably 80, you stupid dickhead.

>>720484372
Gen A is just as retarded. The only people that wouldn't think so is someone from that generation. Like you for example.

>02 Zoomer
>grew up with older technology (reruns, VHS, fifth and sixth gen consoles) due to growing up poor
>didn’t get a tablet until 2011
>didn’t get my own computer until 2013
>got to experience most of the typical 90s kid life while still being a zoomer
Life was good.

>>720485828
>>02 Zoomer
stopped reading there

>>720485828
>got to experience most of the typical 90s kid life
No you didn't. Just because you were poor and din't have shit doesn't mean you lived in the 90s. If I went outside and started using a donkey and plough to grow my own wheat that doesn't mean I've suddenly gained the experience of living in the 1800s.

>>720485828
Close enough. Welcome in little bro, I got some breaking benjamin and green day CDs we can listen to on my speakers.

>>720433412
You're not a zoomer. You were in school when 9/11 happened. Therefore, you are a millennial.