Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:01:25 PM
No.533907837
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/hdg/ - Helldivers General
Metal Slug Edition
>Previous
>>533763074
>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 02 Warbond Token 
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw
>LATEST PATCHES
Jul 15 1.003.200 
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/601909716088521243
Jul 16 1.003.201 
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:05:13 PM
No.533908097
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>>533908608
 
>>533907809
they don't fix them because they're torture machines for captured SEAF/helldivers. literal brain in a jar hooked up to a digital nightmare shit
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:06:35 PM
No.533908176
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>>533908256
 
>>533904975
holy based, time to cum
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:49 PM
No.533908256
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>>533908413
 
>>533908176
>It got deleted so fast this comment appeared on my screen before whatever that got deleted
Did I miss out?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:38 PM
No.533908449
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>>533907809
My guess is they are just expendable troops meant to hold down terminids if infestation goes out of hand and to clear out buildings and trenches of soldiers and civilians. I am guessing they have nid farms too to fuel their ships. And also torture devices for captured civilians
 
 
How can /OurEpoch/ even compete bwos...
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:12:09 PM
No.533908535
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:13:18 PM
No.533908608
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>>533908731
 
>>533908097
The brain in a jar stuff hasn't actually been confirmed in any real way, and I feel like if every automaton needed an intact brain to function they wouldn't put so many heads and corpses on spikes.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:14:54 PM
No.533908709
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wow this general deteriorated pretty fast, reaching bioshock level of bad
I guess gooners, trooners and shit updates will do that to you
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:15:18 PM
No.533908731
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>>533908873
 
>>533908608
they scream "for super earth" when coming at you
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:16:17 PM
No.533908781
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>>533908413
>No robo ears
>No robo eyes
>No robo limbs
She's still cute, but she's not my helldiver robutt.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:17:48 PM
No.533908873
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>>533909212
 
>>533908731
They say "Die Super Earth"
 
 
There was this garage sale at my neighbour's so I went and looked, there was this PC disc of Helldivers 2 but there was no image on the CD, just... HD2 scribbled with a pen. 
I bought it and on the intro cinematic it said 
>Warning: May cause DEATH
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:22:00 PM
No.533909119
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>>533908873
https://youtu.be/75wzh6cDQFY?si=PklpIuxgpgW9Myrn&t=286
it's a different tone to all their normal utterances, which are all also very laboured and tortured
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:25:07 PM
No.533909325
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>>533909412
 
W-where is the patch
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:25:23 PM
No.533909340
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>>533908413
Reminds me of Meridia
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:26:22 PM
No.533909412
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>>533909508
 
>>533909325
wednesday 11 AM swedistan time
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:27:53 PM
No.533909508
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>>533909412
>wednesday
I had a retard moment
correction, tuesday. 22 and a half hours from now
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:29:48 PM
No.533909639
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>>533910443
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244109604404/76561198065475540
bots d10
 
You could add or remove a weak point or change any limb on a mob. What would it be n how would you do it?
For me I'd add some like 25% durable part on the behemoths mouth so you can mouth shot it with guns n kill it faster. They're such a boring ass enemy otherwise.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:31:34 PM
No.533909772
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>>533909873
 
>>533909212
All of the Berserkers utterances are laboured and manic because they're literally falling apart and I do not hear what you're hearing. Your headcanon is definitely an interesting one, but I genuinely don't buy it at all.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:44 PM
No.533909873
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>>533909212
>>533909772
Automaton lines are the Cyborg lines from HD1 but fucked up
If you've heard the Cyborg voicelines enough, you immediately recognize them
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:05 PM
No.533909902
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>>533909737
Kneecapping fleshmobs makes them crawl like voteless.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:35 PM
No.533909934
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>>533909047
I completed the tutorial but in my destroyer, the officer man said 
>The Democratic direction of the DSS is an inspiration to behold. It is enough to bring a tear to the eye.
And then he cried TEARS OF HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD and it's as if his eyes became real...
 
 
>>533909737
I would make the hulk's body AP 5 again so it stops giving me useless hitmarkers when I HMG or AMR its coinslot.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:35:10 PM
No.533910049
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>>533910112
 
>>533909963
yeah, this
the one fucking time nerfing an enemy actually makes it a worse player experience
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:11 PM
No.533910112
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:25 PM
No.533910131
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>>533910445
 
>>533908453
The only reason jannies responded is because someone here was being a faggot and reported it. Meanwhile, that thread's OP survives even though you can literally see her pubic mound because the people that use that general aren't fags looking to snitch on people like Randall Weems does.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:41:25 PM
No.533910443
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>>533910609
 
>>533909639
canceling nobody joined.
ITS OVER.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:41:26 PM
No.533910445
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>>533910965
 
>>533910131
I'd rather that kind of stuff be relegated to catbox.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:44:01 PM
No.533910609
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>>533914157
 
>>533910443
>no content
>swedes still enjoying their vacation
>expecting anyone to join 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:47:35 PM
No.533910837
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>>533911735
 
patch tommorow they fix everything
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:49:41 PM
No.533910965
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>>533912262
 
>>533910445
People have been posting cropped and censored porn on this site so long that it pretty much is site culture. Even a lot of board banners are blatantly just cropped/censored porn. Only a total faggot or tourist level janny would get mad about it.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:50:34 PM
No.533911007
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>kf3
>payday 3
Uh, I'm starting to think I don't want a Helldivers 3 to ever start development
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:54:57 PM
No.533911276
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>We have to invest into technology to get super cruisers into gloom space, let alone create gear that can allow helldivers to breath in the planets where that shit is in the atmosphere.
>Meanwhile, the kill shit MO had us on Fori doing rescue civilian missions where these civies just casually walked out into open air full of gloom spores to run over to the evac pelican.
I can't believe Super Earth would lie to us telling us that gloom spores are dangerous like that, and that that wasn't just Joel being a retard not thinking about how that kill MO was statistically broken from the start and he had to play janny to give us the win.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:59:23 PM
No.533911553
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>>533909963
I like aiming center mass cause sometimes they just have a nat dick of health left.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:02:24 PM
No.533911735
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>>533910837
They just got back from vacay
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:03:15 PM
No.533911792
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good diving
also i hate squids
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:05:35 PM
No.533911949
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ggs bros
I thought I clipped the arc dog being a menace but ig I forgot
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:06:30 PM
No.533912008
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>>533912156
 
OH MY FUCKING GOD PICK UP THAT FUCKING SAMPLE CONTAINER FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
I DIED, I RESPAWNED WITH THE EXACT SAME FUCKING GUN WHICH IS FULL OF AMMO, WHY THE FUCK DOES THE OLD GUN ON THE GROUND WITH LESS AMMO HAS PRIORITY OVER THE REST OF THE SHIT ON THE GROUND.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:55 PM
No.533912156
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>>533912008
lower the difficulty
 
 
>>533910965
I don't mind the porn.
I do mind avatarfaggots
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:19:11 PM
No.533912874
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>>533912262
and the nerftroon
and the bufftroon
and the "muh cqc" negro
and n*grah
w1 can stay, she draws funny guys
oh and all the sc farming browns.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:21 PM
No.533912930
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>>533913367
 
>>533912262
as an expert ai gooner I can say with confidence it wasn't even the avatarfag that made it. specific traits that are easily controllable by consistent prompt usage were not present in the porn gen, and that avatarfag would absolutely has a consistent prompt at this point
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:26:39 PM
No.533913367
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>>533922753
 
>>533912930
ive seen another goon-pic of that AI-slop character, except the prompts actually were more refined, less cartoonish. some actual effort was put into it.
lying on the ground, cum flowing from her pussy, her exhausted yet satisfied look.
you wouldnt get THIS from a pajeet.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:32:04 PM
No.533913734
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>>533924914
 
If you need to use supply pack that means you're bad at the game, or you're using scorcher.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:36:53 PM
No.533914028
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We've had nothing but the same shitty bait for THREE STINKIN' SEASONS
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:37:01 PM
No.533914037
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>>533914221
 
Now that vacation is over. They will spend 60 days of fixing xbox and performance
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:38:32 PM
No.533914157
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>>533915367
 
>>533910609
Office clousure ended today. Vacation is over. Content soon
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:39:33 PM
No.533914221
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>>533914320
 
>>533914037
>we reduced enemy spawns and reduced the distance at which the LOD shits the bed to allow console players a more consistent framerate
>also bots have their AI work only when in your face
>to cope with the reduced voteless spawns, we increased the fleshmob spawn rate and the elevated overseers got their accuracy & armor increased 
 
>>533914221
Actually performance issues are worst at pc side right now. File size has baloooned. Performance has gotten worse. Same time ps file size has stayed pretty much same.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:41:58 PM
No.533914401
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>>533914716
 
>>533914320
another 5 billion GB to random voice packs that you will never use.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:46:40 PM
No.533914716
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>>533915917
 
>>533914401
what?
it's the textures that take up all the space
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:51:26 PM
No.533915072
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>>533914320
The game is now 130GB since the patch two or three weeks ago and because they still haven't updated the store page to reflect this (it still says 100GB is required and recommended) the extra 30GB was either unintentional or they just forgot the store page. I had to scramble to release an extra 30GB just for the patch (that added fucking nothing) because I'm already struggling for storage space
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:55:47 PM
No.533915367
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>>533914157
>actually believing they'll immediately get back to work after their vacation and not taking a break from vacation fatigue 
 
I think a good direction to take the fascism critique narrative would be an SE civil war, that could tie into a new PVP mechanic.
But that would require good writing, a considerable amount of coding, and most unlinkely of all, taking actual political stances.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:03:00 PM
No.533915917
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>>533916319
 
>>533914716
I'd say they should give us the option to download the ULTRA HIGH RESOLUTION 4k SUPER CITIZEN HELLDIVER CERTIFIED GENERAL BRASCH TIER TEXTURE PACK as an option instead of having it be forced upon ye, but I dont trust the swigger code either to not break if you have or dont have it installed.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:08:38 PM
No.533916319
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>>533915917
Or just not use fucking volumetric fog to hide LoD, because it looks like shit and doesn't work properly.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:42:02 PM
No.533918827
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>>533915839
GIVE ME ONE REASON why the rebels shouldn't be raging Communist feminists with huge tits in need of correction?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:42:57 PM
No.533918894
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>>533915839
game already has pvp, its called public lobby
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:50:54 PM
No.533919464
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Why is all of Super Earth's breeding material on the frontline instead of back home uhh, breeding?
 
>dropping into your next megacity mission chain, and all the SEAF soldiers look like this
Do you get the traitor barrage?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:23:31 PM
No.533921809
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>>533922327
 
>>533921657
can i pet that dawg
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:30:09 PM
No.533922327
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>>533913367
You mean this one?
https://files.catbox.moe/wrl425.jpg
>inb4 promotions
MY LIFE FOR GOONER EARTH
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:38:23 PM
No.533922971
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>>533908453
bruh it got deleted
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:41:12 PM
No.533923180
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>>533922753
I only see a white page, is this more of sad panda's tricks?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:44:01 PM
No.533923429
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>>533923608
 
>>533922753
PLEASE FIX THE LINK I HAVE TO GOON
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:47:16 PM
No.533923748
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>>533923608
see you in 3 days, you sick bastard
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:57:55 PM
No.533924585
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>>533923608
It's a man... fucking a dolphin???
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:00:06 PM
No.533924774
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>>533922753
>no 404
>it's just white
wat
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:01:51 PM
No.533924914
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>>533913734
>using scorcher
purifier just obsoletes it, you only use it to level it
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:03:31 PM
No.533925047
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>>533923608
you sick fuck
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:08:31 PM
No.533925486
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>>533928427
 
>theres more browns and niggers getting upsy daisy about a goon pic not being there than there are people posting lobbies
we should merge back with /copeg/, they are just as miserable as you lot
 
Why do bufftroonies get so upset at the mere idea of an actual hard mode in HD2? Was being told to "lower the difficulty" give them some form of PTSD? Were they traumatized by enemies that could actually kill you? I just don't understand why HD2 is the only coop game that has to deal with people like this.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:30:40 PM
No.533927413
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>>533933419
 
>>533927193
you will never get the intended hardest difficulty experience until the game is close to its EoS life cycle
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:35:43 PM
No.533927845
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>>533928413
 
I want reliable weaponry without self-harm gimmicks. I want to survive missions.
 
>>533927193
>hard mode consists of obnoxious missions modifiers and bullet-sponge enemies with nerfgun primaries 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:39:25 PM
No.533928187
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>>533932072
 
>>533927890
>I didn't like it, so that means nobody else did!
10 fucking modes and not one for the people who liked the old HD2 style.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:40:15 PM
No.533928256
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>>533932072
 
>>533927890
>that is completely optional and you can always lower the difficulity if you don't enjoy it 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:41:43 PM
No.533928402
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Except MGs and AT (which are both a bit fatherless as far as playstyles go anyway), the launch meta was fine.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:41:56 PM
No.533928413
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>>533931550
 
>>533927845
Agreed, also they should remove friendly fire and add unlimited lives. That would make the game fun and fair.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:42:06 PM
No.533928427
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>>533925486
Well, all I do anymore is solo dive archid. Because the MO will go whichever way Joel feels like and I don't care to play with team killing idiots. But I do want to shoot giant bug-like creatures with guns that feel genuine and this is my only outlet.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:49:24 PM
No.533929074
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>>533936303
 
>>533914320
A lot of people see the console version native rendering at 244p/10fps with AI to inflate the numbers and then look at PC having trouble rendering 1080p/30fps native and go "huh, console runs better?" and it drives me up a wall. It's such an apples and oranges comparison.
 
 
>FRV can destroy container doors
>Epoch cannot
gets my noggin joggin
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:54:55 PM
No.533929630
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>>533935190
 
I didn't have a fitting helmet so I didn't put on any.
 
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244132387330/76561198066017633
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:02:53 PM
No.533930484
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>>533933419
 
>>533927193
I can carry my father in-law, who use an average of 5 stratagems per battle and friendly-fire me we his grenade launcher, through D10. The game is too easy
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:08:49 PM
No.533931053
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>try out the blitzer
>oh wow this thing sucks ass and teamkills like a motherfucker
>kill a teammate at extract by accident trying to shoot over him
>chinese player immediately gets in before i can reinforce and grab all the samples
>25 rares lost because that one guy was holding them all
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:10:44 PM
No.533931246
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>>533931097
sounds like skill issue on both parties
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:14:06 PM
No.533931550
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>>533928413
Wanting weapons without gimmick shit isn't quite the same as being a bufftoddler.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:15:13 PM
No.533931646
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>>533931097
>too retarded to use blitzer right
>causes significant resource loss for his team
kwab
 
 
This is the Ministry of Super Destroyer Titles! Report your Super Destroyers name & if deemed not adequately appropriate you will be charged!
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:18:53 PM
No.533931980
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>>533932169
 
I liked bots more when running up to them and spamming them down point blank didn't work.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:19:45 PM
No.533932072
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>>533928187
>>533928256
>missing the point award 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:20:00 PM
No.533932115
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>>533932492
 
I liked the game more when the RR was useless
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:20:28 PM
No.533932169
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>>533932293
 
>>533931980
Flamethrower + jump pack into bots' faces was always sleeper OP when fire worked, though.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:21:44 PM
No.533932293
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>>533932474
 
>>533932169
I'm thinking more launch state d9. Bots were already ruined when borderline justice hit.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:22:15 PM
No.533932335
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>>533923608
MOOOOOOOOOODS
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:23:46 PM
No.533932473
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I managed to not kill anyone with my airburst on a city bugs mission.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:23:46 PM
No.533932474
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>>533932293
launch D9 bots were still weak to fire, though.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:23:58 PM
No.533932492
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>>533932115
Indeed. That piece of shit zero skill noobtube alone kept a hundred thousand redditors playing when they would otherwise have quit and in so doing left this community in a less regrettable state.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:25:17 PM
No.533932629
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>>533929248
I found out 2 days ago a jumping pouncer can destroy these doors.
 
 
>you now remember the RR oneshotting dropships era
>you now remember the strider fabricator toe oneshots being a thing since the rework and casuals not finding out about it until like 6 months later
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:27:12 PM
No.533932807
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>>533934158
 
>>533932661
I don't remember because I kicked anyone that even suggested downing dropships.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:28:36 PM
No.533932932
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>>533932661
I'd rather remember the dive forward legarmor strip era, you just had to keep moving forward until all the chargers were destroyed
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:30:08 PM
No.533933080
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>>533934254
 
next warbond needs to be good
it NEEDS suppressors
it NEEDS the missile silo
it NEEDS a really cool primary with stellar effective range
yet here we are and there's a less than zero chance that it's gonna be halo slop instead 
super duper fucking grim
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:33:22 PM
No.533933419
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:41:39 PM
No.533934158
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>>533932807
What's wrong with shooting dropships? I like seeing them spin out.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:42:45 PM
No.533934254
[Report]
>>533935057
 
>>533933080
unironically dropping the game if a gaylo crossover happens
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:51:30 PM
No.533935057
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>>533935508
 
>>533934254
Good thing you never played the game in the first place.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:52:52 PM
No.533935190
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>>533929630
Super Earth is recruiting dulluhans now?
 
 
>>533935057
when did not mocking Halo babies on sight become acceptable behavior on 4chan?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:57:05 PM
No.533935619
[Report]
 
>the blob is on fact bay now
It'll actually be good in the long run but, unusual.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:57:34 PM
No.533935672
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>>533935736
 
>>533935508
whenever everyone seething over halo became a laughingstock
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:58:04 PM
No.533935730
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>>533935991
 
>>533935508
Halo website
Halo board. 
Stop reading Enciclopedia Dramatica and thinking it's real.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:58:06 PM
No.533935736
[Report]
>>533945530
 
>>533935672
but it's a dogshit series
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:59:33 PM
No.533935867
[Report]
 
>>533935508
when it became an obligation to bully unsolicited opinions combined with declared overreaction
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:00:42 PM
No.533935991
[Report]
 
>>533935730
I think this is part cope, part half-assed gaslighting attempt
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:02:21 PM
No.533936143
[Report]
>>533936489
 
>join quick play
>eradication slop
FUCK OFFFF
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:02:47 PM
No.533936186
[Report]
 
>sis played a shooter with color coded enemies and baked in auto aim
>sis thinks it's a classic
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:03:55 PM
No.533936303
[Report]
 
>>533929074
Issue with PC is that you don't get good performance without amd 3d cpu and good gpu. 
Someone can have great specs and it runs like shit. That is big issue. 
Console runs poorly and game is bottle necking becouse of that. But at least it's stable and not getting worse like with pc
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:05:27 PM
No.533936449
[Report]
 
>>533929248
They just used plasma punisher and reskined it. That's why there is bad spread. Wrong projectile size and it can't open containers or close bug holes. 
Even when it has explosive tag.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:05:50 PM
No.533936489
[Report]
>>533936695
 
>>533936143
The short missions are always the worst, except blitz on bots or squids
 
 
>>533936489
the only thing i hate more is the rocket defense shit, literally going afk for 15 minutes and occasionally dropping all stratagems out
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:11:32 PM
No.533937075
[Report]
 
>>533936695
And they had solution for mission like that. When battle of super earth was happening. One where ships keep landing and you need to destroy them. 
That was perfect short mission. Clear out nest/ships/fabs as they come. You still fight actively like you should. It's short rush with lot of enemies
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:15:25 PM
No.533937461
[Report]
>>533938273
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244139211982/
d10 whatever
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:22:12 PM
No.533938189
[Report]
>>533938774
 
>>533936695
All they need to do is massively ramp the spawns on high value extractions. Back during the battle for Super Earth, those rocket missions had constantly-spawning enemies in sufficient numbers that, if you weren't paying attention, could overwhelm you. Wasn't exactly difficult, but it was a lot more engaging because if you just threw out sentries and went AFK you would get overrun.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:23:00 PM
No.533938273
[Report]
 
>>533937461
is it full? can't join.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:27:28 PM
No.533938748
[Report]
 
tired of these spore bursters. I want my cute vanilla warrior chan back
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:27:42 PM
No.533938774
[Report]
>>533945034
 
>>533938189
It would be better if there was shitload of enemies but mission was shorter.
 
 
D10 
How about bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244140840661/76561197999417031
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:36:05 PM
No.533939653
[Report]
 
>>533930207
very good game you are all great players
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:36:21 PM
No.533939683
[Report]
 
Eradicate and defense seem like placeholder gameplay that a more competent team would have augmented or replaced with something more flavorful by now. I'd love to delete them. They're of zero use to anyone except the ones that sperg over ez exp (cringe).
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:37:54 PM
No.533939858
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:39:15 PM
No.533939989
[Report]
>>533940172
 
i can't tell if hulks need two shots to the face with a senator or just one. it's so fucking hard to hit
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:40:51 PM
No.533940172
[Report]
>>533940392
 
>>533939989
isn't it three to the eye?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:42:55 PM
No.533940392
[Report]
 
>>533940172
if it is three, i might be better at aiming than i thought.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:45:03 PM
No.533940634
[Report]
>>533954184
 
>>533931851
SES Spear of Conviction
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:45:41 PM
No.533940697
[Report]
 
>>533939563
2/4 DEAD GAMERS LET'S GO GET IN HERE
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:47:02 PM
No.533940839
[Report]
>>533954184
 
>>533931851
SES Arbiter of Morality
 
 
>>533931851
SES Soul of Determination
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:47:43 PM
No.533940917
[Report]
>>533953038
 
>>533931851
>t. SES Faggot of Reddit 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:48:12 PM
No.533940984
[Report]
 
>>533940871
>soul of determination 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:49:08 PM
No.533941083
[Report]
 
>>533931851
SES Best Starcraft game ever.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:50:09 PM
No.533941197
[Report]
 
 
Predictions on how broken the game will be after the Xbox launch?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:59:59 PM
No.533942304
[Report]
>>533942498
 
>>533942164
It won't be, it'll be in tip top shape. The devs said they have a lot of fixes prepared.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:01:53 PM
No.533942498
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:02:58 PM
No.533942621
[Report]
 
>>533942164
EVERY ballistic projectile will have the stats of a pacifier round
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:03:49 PM
No.533942723
[Report]
 
>>533909737
I'd lower the armor value on by one on normal chargers and add them back into the game as a chaff unit and then slightly reduce the spawn rate of charger behemoths.
This way you could have a charger seed, where you fight herds of charger patrols led by one charger behemoths mixed in like a bull.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:07:13 PM
No.533943084
[Report]
 
>>533931851
SES Aegis of Eternity
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:07:43 PM
No.533943148
[Report]
>>533954184
 
>>533931851
SES Stallion of Steel
>yeehaw! 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:08:46 PM
No.533943270
[Report]
 
>>533931851
SES Claw of Conviviality. CoC for short.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:11:11 PM
No.533943537
[Report]
>>533954184
 
>>533931851
SES Patriot of Patriotism
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:11:19 PM
No.533943557
[Report]
 
>>533931851
Sovereign of Audacity
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:11:23 PM
No.533943568
[Report]
 
>>533931851
SES Wings of Redemption 
Real tawk.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:14:46 PM
No.533943935
[Report]
 
>>533931851
SES Pledge of Benevolence
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:15:25 PM
No.533943996
[Report]
 
>>533931851
SES Soul of Steel
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:17:25 PM
No.533944179
[Report]
>>533954184
 
>>533931851
SES Elected Representative of Individual Merit
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:21:30 PM
No.533944603
[Report]
>>533944847
 
>bring the GL on bugs for once 
>it absolutely fucks 
Hey, neat! 
Not really sure what strats I should be bringing for Titans and such though. I'm loathe to give up the 500kg for just general clearing but it's really not reliable enough for my tastes.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:23:41 PM
No.533944847
[Report]
 
>>533944603
just bring EAT along and juggle it with your gay launcher
 
 
Watched my sentry turn around and brutally murder SEAF-Chan when there was nothing around her
Never trusting these clankers ever again.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:25:24 PM
No.533945034
[Report]
 
>>533938774
they just have to make it so that the next enemy wave spawns when you eliminate all the enemies instead of these awkward pauses, or let us speed up the process by starting the next rocket early with a button press to double the enemy spawn rate
 
 
>>533944860
There is absolutely some kind of RNG for the turrets to just obliterate you because swiggers
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:29:27 PM
No.533945530
[Report]
 
>>533935736
And hating on it is an embarrassing personality
 
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244144807612/76561198141817078
Bugs 10
get in
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:31:34 PM
No.533945774
[Report]
 
I will never respect someone who plays console shooters
 
>>533945128
There needs to be more talk about swedish game devs just having something good and then fucking themselves over. I mean hell the biggest ones have been the people who made payday 3, killing floor 3 or just tripwire interactive innitofitself and this game when it launched.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:32:34 PM
No.533945893
[Report]
 
Mega cities suck balls. If you want to contribute to any campaign, it ends up being an endless city dive. 
>Finish city in time to start next city 
>repeat until liberated/defended
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:32:58 PM
No.533945935
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:33:49 PM
No.533946042
[Report]
>>533954184
 
>>533931851
SES Herald of Conquest
 
 
>>533945592
full already?!?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:34:54 PM
No.533946161
[Report]
 
I did a D9 evacuation mission by myself on turing!
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:35:01 PM
No.533946173
[Report]
 
>>533946110
aye. you're too slow.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:35:20 PM
No.533946215
[Report]
 
>>533945838
>Payday 3
I 'member the Payday 2 lootcrate fiasco, they instantly lost all the goodwill they had in a single day
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:35:52 PM
No.533946274
[Report]
 
>>533940871
>SES Soul of Determination
I CAN DIVE ANYWHERE!
 
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244145625932/76561198063715090
doing some SC farming
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:44:52 PM
No.533947372
[Report]
 
>>533931851
SES Eye of Serenity
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:49:14 PM
No.533947881
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:50:20 PM
No.533948006
[Report]
 
 
>>533931851
Magistrate of Supremacy.
First roll, extremely satisfied. Think it cemented what they wanted players to get out of the destroyer and mission relationship for me.
>>533935508
Always thought halo was super gay but that’s probably just because I was a codtard
 
 
>>533931851
SES Advocate of War
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:57:30 PM
No.533948815
[Report]
>>533948937
 
>purifier
>loyalist
>epoch
Yup, It's plasma time...
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:30 PM
No.533948937
[Report]
>>533949053
 
>>533948815
wow, it's the "I blew myself up again please resupply me!" loadout
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:39 PM
No.533949053
[Report]
 
>>533948937
I have not once killed myself all day unless I was already in adreno-zombie mode.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:00:16 PM
No.533949141
[Report]
 
>>533931851
SES Titan of Steel
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:00:30 PM
No.533949168
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:02:22 PM
No.533949362
[Report]
>>533949473
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:03:28 PM
No.533949473
[Report]
 
>>533949362
this man keeps BEATING OFF on my democracy officer please kick him from your lobby if he joins
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:04:27 PM
No.533949568
[Report]
>>533949850
 
where content
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:04:48 PM
No.533949602
[Report]
>>533950074
 
>>533948746
Nowadays, they are both super gay.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:07:10 PM
No.533949850
[Report]
>>533950053
 
>>533949568
just two more weeks
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:09:05 PM
No.533950053
[Report]
 
>>533949850
but everyone said that 2 weeks ago
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:09:20 PM
No.533950074
[Report]
 
>>533949602
haha wede :DDD
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:12:07 PM
No.533950358
[Report]
>>533951070
 
>>533945838
It has to be something specific to them, like how the AH devs think randomly dying to things outside your control (turrets with no enemies around, or random bombs falling way outside the impact zone etc) is funny haha instead of just irritating. On more than one occasion I've been standing behind an MG sentry and when it kills the last enemy it has LOS for it randomly swings toward a diver and keeps shooting for a split second. But it doesn't happen consistently
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:16:00 PM
No.533950780
[Report]
>>533952550
 
Is it just me or is the Adreno Defibrillator armor better for DESickle spam than Anti-Fire armor?
It seems like it gives 50F fire resist as well as Electric, and combined with the 2s longer Stims works better.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:18:30 PM
No.533951070
[Report]
>>533952009
 
>>533950358
IMO, ha ha so funnies that are deteimental should've been kept for the fiction and not put in the gameplay.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:22:34 PM
No.533951495
[Report]
 
>>533948804
Now THAT'S kino
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:23:13 PM
No.533951553
[Report]
 
>>533946438
Braindead retards in this lobby. Added to the list.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:25:55 PM
No.533951859
[Report]
>>533954184
 
>>533931851
SES Mother of Mercy
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:27:27 PM
No.533952009
[Report]
>>533952508
 
>>533951070
If I die due to a funny series of events that I'm responsible for that's one thing, but a turret turning 180 degrees and firing a single shot to dome a diver 100m away like it's the terminator is not that.
 
 
>called the commando
>explosive damage doesn’t have status strength 100: fire
Why would you ever take this over the EAT? It’s just the eat split across four missiles instead of two, and with double the cooldown. 
Also
>no stratagem customizations yet
>can’t turn the r-77 into a dumb HEAT rpg
>can’t load the RR with smart HE munitions to turn bug hordes into fleshlight farms
It didn’t have to be like this…
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:30:45 PM
No.533952343
[Report]
 
>>533952187
i like it so i can carry it around while using the ballistic shield. by the time i expend it i can call in another
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:32:12 PM
No.533952508
[Report]
 
>>533952009
emergent funnies vs scripted funnies.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:32:37 PM
No.533952550
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>>533954348
 
>>533950780
Adreno armor uses the same damage reduction as the killzone armor behind the scenes. Don't say shit though.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:33:06 PM
No.533952596
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>>533945838
>killing floor 3
Tripwire isnt swedish.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:34:23 PM
No.533952734
[Report]
 
>>533945838
Fags like you are so annoying. HD2 will be fine and will continue to be a fine game.
 
 
Honestly the only real issue with HD2 are all the bugs. Everything else is nitbitching.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:36:43 PM
No.533952972
[Report]
 
>>533952187
I've played with EATers. The damned things are always inside the enemy mass and unuseable until after we've killed everything. Then you either abandon them or have to lug one singular shot around. Commandads are called pre-emptively and accessible when needed. An actually used weapon.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:37:20 PM
No.533953038
[Report]
 
>>533940917
Send this dickcheese sucker to to three decades of hard labor in the smegma mines
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:37:22 PM
No.533953048
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>>533952891
For once I'll agree with a gachachud
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:37:36 PM
No.533953068
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:38:21 PM
No.533953162
[Report]
 
>>533952891
Well yeah, the terminids are a mainstay faction
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:38:38 PM
No.533953193
[Report]
 
>"everything is fine" call center has entered the chat
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:38:59 PM
No.533953229
[Report]
 
>>533952891
Most of the bugs atm aren’t even “that” bad. It’s the lack of production. Totally let go of the moment(um) on their end leaving the game in a 10% finished state.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:44:05 PM
No.533953806
[Report]
>>533954184
 
>>533931851
Pledge of Allegiance
O7
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:44:58 PM
No.533953915
[Report]
 
My favorite bug is Titan-chan. She likes to hold hands. c:
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:45:53 PM
No.533954017
[Report]
>>533954164
 
imagine not being able to drown yourself in ded bugs and climbing out of the pile of corpses
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:47:17 PM
No.533954164
[Report]
 
>>533954017
persistent corpses is the only thing that game did right
everything else is either half-assed or just garbage
 
 
>>533953806
>>533948746
>>533948804
>>533946042
>>533944179
>>533943537
>>533943148
>>533940839
>>533940634
>>533951859
These Ships have been determined to be Extraordinarily Patriotic & will receive special merit commendation. This merit is purely symbolic. Carry it in your heart with pride!
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:49:11 PM
No.533954348
[Report]
 
 
>>533952891
I don't think squids being a total mess of a faction and unfun design of bunch of enemies counts as either nitbitching or a bug.
 
 
>>533954378
Squids arnt a real faction. Its just some immigrants pet project and should be treated as such.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:54:19 PM
No.533954917
[Report]
 
>>533954487
So you're saying HD2 is not only swedish in name but also swedish in the spirit of their cucked internal politics?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:55:58 PM
No.533955112
[Report]
 
>>533954184
>didnt make the cut 
 
>>533945592
Absolutely cursed lobby. It's been a while since I've seen such swedish fuckery.
GGs lads. Except for the guy who rage quit at the start
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:58:59 PM
No.533955483
[Report]
>>533955689
 
>>533954184
>did make the cut 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:59:08 PM
No.533955490
[Report]
>>533956459
 
>>533955203
I crashed, and the lobby was set to private when you tried to invite me, so i couldn't join. And my power went out too, so Sweden really didnt want me to play there, it seems.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:59:23 PM
No.533955528
[Report]
 
The DSS is so large, it makes me wet just thinking about it.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:59:26 PM
No.533955536
[Report]
 
>>533955203
>spoiler
Its been happening so much lately
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:59:37 PM
No.533955553
[Report]
 
>>533954487
Voteless are kino on their own thoughever
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:00:48 PM
No.533955689
[Report]
 
>>533955483
Wait I thought all your divers were brown. Is that just the color you do for the visor?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:04:32 PM
No.533956072
[Report]
 
>>533955203
Haven't seen such a level of swedish fuckery since they fixed the spear. GG.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:08:00 PM
No.533956459
[Report]
 
>>533955490
It wasn't you, there was another person who joined before you did on the first Op who got assmad about being raped in a mega nest or something and just rage quit
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:09:14 PM
No.533956582
[Report]
 
Allied janny joining thread, deploying chuddiver.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:12:48 PM
No.533956959
[Report]
 
 
ohnonono botchuds the bugtards were supposed to lose their MO! how could this be they even had more objectives than us!
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244152374582/76561199586955078
bots
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:17:25 PM
No.533957448
[Report]
 
>>533957108
>No random squid defense
>Win MO
Crazy how that works.
 
 
>>533957321
>furfaggot lobby
kek
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:18:42 PM
No.533957586
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:19:23 PM
No.533957675
[Report]
 
>>533957108
There's no need to shitpost, this MO didn't have a bunch of hard objectives but Joel was throwing some bullshit at us with so many high level defences at once.
We were clearly meant to lose one of the MO planets for Joels gay story but we fucked that plan.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:20:23 PM
No.533957785
[Report]
>>533957929
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:20:54 PM
No.533957841
[Report]
>>533957929
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:21:22 PM
No.533957886
[Report]
>>533959575
 
>Motorbike!
>cowboy hat helmet. Seriously how did they miss this one?
>mirrored polished chrome armor that buffs lasers & looks sexy, one comes in silver one comes in gold
>Corpo sponsor armor with Permacure & other corp stickers all over it
>laser SMG (Tanto)
>laser Shotgun (Trident)
>laser marksman rifle (Hammer)
>laser machinegun (Scimitar)
Occult Science Warbond
>Illuminate inspired cultist armor. A glowing third eye, tentacles themes, hooded helmet
>energy rifle that has a melee staff mode
>blue fireball sidearm
>blackhole grenades
>defensive mini monolith tower that scrambles nearby enemies
Big Bughunter Warbond
>Pith helmet
>Pantaloon armor
>Bile Acid Grenade
>Poison/Acid DoT Machete
Botbreaker
>Hulk Pyro Exosuit
>flaming chainsaw
>chicken strider rocket pack
>brutalistic blocky armor
>emplacement that has a bot turretgun
If these arent strong enough to be their own warbond maybe make it one alien per page of a three page warbond
Two new voices
>cute (Robotics Bay) analytical girl who talks to you when you drop support weapons & such
>cute (Engineering Bay) mechanic girl who talks to you when you drop vehicles & such
Laser autism
>Laser recon buggy
>laser exosuit
>Ice Lasers
>Lava Lasers
>lasre sabre
>laser mine
>laser disco grenade
>laser wire/gate
>lavagun strat
>laser barrage strat
>laser swipe strat that just cooks a wide area in one direction like the squid ships
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:21:40 PM
No.533957923
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:21:42 PM
No.533957929
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:21:50 PM
No.533957946
[Report]
 
>>533957475
>filled in 1 minute
Turns out not everyone hates furfags as much as you.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:22:01 PM
No.533957967
[Report]
>>533958051
 
make a non furry lobby
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244154757169/76561198070044660
d10 bug
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:22:40 PM
No.533958051
[Report]
 
>>533957967
Gonna have to since the furry lobby filled instantly.
 
 
someone make a non-furry non-anime lobby
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:23:56 PM
No.533958198
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:24:23 PM
No.533958248
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>>533961882
 
>>533958156
it would be bad
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:25:41 PM
No.533958417
[Report]
>>533961882
 
>>533958156
do you know where you am?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:26:14 PM
No.533958495
[Report]
>>533958993
 
>the furry lobby filled faster than the normalfag lobby
The state of this general...
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:26:40 PM
No.533958552
[Report]
 
>>533952891
I mean the bugs literally hold back the bugs and hold back the enemy AI in general.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:29:18 PM
No.533958861
[Report]
 
>>533954378
The most problems I have with squids are the bugs, otherwise they're super fun.
 
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244155347262/76561198126520852
D10, Robots.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:30:19 PM
No.533958993
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:32:08 PM
No.533959194
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>>533959492
 
I think you could balance higher body count teams if you restricted stratagems
>”heavy air” mission sets
>ion storm always in effect
>can only call down “pelican” transferred stratagems. Skies are too cluttered for further devastator support , eagle 1 is dogfighting or muscled out of the air
>can still get cars and mech suits, can’t get support weapons, backpacks, eagle strikes, or orbitals
>can only respawn and resupply at designated points
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:32:19 PM
No.533959216
[Report]
>>533959580
 
Unflinching is the best armor on squids because how many times you can get fucked by flinching against watchers. 
Also armor doesn't actually mean shit half the time desu. I just think it's cool how unflinching actually feels useful.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:34:33 PM
No.533959473
[Report]
 
Unflinching is the best armour when cooming because you can keep a straight face during a video call
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:34:42 PM
No.533959492
[Report]
>>533959962
 
>>533959194
If I wanted more players per team, then I would be playing the real Starship Troopers game instead of this knockoff. I WANT 4 man teams.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:35:30 PM
No.533959575
[Report]
>>533962669
 
>>533957886
The occult Warbond is sick but seems very undemocratic, as much as I want a blood born crossover
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:35:30 PM
No.533959576
[Report]
 
 
>>533959216
I've lost count of the number of times Adreno Defibrillator has allowed me to finish an objective I'd have otherwise failed.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:35:34 PM
No.533959583
[Report]
 
News doko
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:35:37 PM
No.533959587
[Report]
 
>>533958898
2/4, get in in!
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:37:05 PM
No.533959758
[Report]
>>533960092
 
>>533957321
>post large boobs
>immediately full 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:38:27 PM
No.533959901
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>>533960623
 
>>533959580
What's a common example of that happening?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:38:59 PM
No.533959962
[Report]
>>533960237
 
>>533959492
It would be a different game to split the player count for sure, but I don’t think that’s a completely honest comparison.
Would be fun imo, especially if new raid fame modes
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:39:18 PM
No.533959994
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:40:15 PM
No.533960092
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:41:32 PM
No.533960237
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>>533967662
 
>>533959962
>Raids
Absolutely disgusting.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:44:39 PM
No.533960623
[Report]
>>533960895
 
>>533959901
>pushing into the fort in D10 bots
>dumbfuck ally misses a commissar with a call-off
>Eye of Sauron is still active since the walking missed it as usual
>3 factory striders drop and immediately gun me down with their nose guns
>stand back up in zombie mode
>pop a stim and activate my hellbomb
>have the time to properly position myself to take out all three striders AND the Eye of Sauron 
This happens a LOT.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:44:43 PM
No.533960629
[Report]
 
>>533959580
Alexus debunked this
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:47:11 PM
No.533960895
[Report]
 
>>533960623
Cool, maybe I'll use the armor more.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:49:05 PM
No.533961108
[Report]
 
But wait, it's John Helldiver
 
>>533959580
Adreno Defibrillator sometimes activates after an attack that wouldn't have killed you, chances are it got you killed more times than it allowed you to finish an objective kek
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:50:22 PM
No.533961249
[Report]
 
>>533961134
Doesn't happen with the Heavy set.
 
 
>>533961134
Is that true or just theory cause that one video?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:53:33 PM
No.533961602
[Report]
>>533961871
 
>>533961394
I've noticed that I sometimes just randomly die in the middle of nowhere with the new armor, sometimes the passive doesn't even trigger when it happens
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:53:42 PM
No.533961617
[Report]
 
>>533961394
It does happen with the light set.
It doesn't happen with the medium or heavy sets.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:53:54 PM
No.533961642
[Report]
 
>>533961394
it's 100% bugged and kills you before you die.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:56:03 PM
No.533961871
[Report]
>>533962213
 
>>533961602
The "randomly dieing" shot is just bad hosts causing a desync. That shit has been happening for over a year. You got killed by something on the host's end.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:56:09 PM
No.533961882
[Report]
>>533962142
 
>>533958248
>>533958417
furry lobbies are good?!
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:56:12 PM
No.533961892
[Report]
 
>>533961394
Theres two videos showing it happening. It seems to be real. Eitherway its shit on 2 out of 3 factions due to the ragdoll. Especially on bugs because what ends up happening is if you "die", you get ragdolled, and the thing that just melee'd you is still attacking you and its generally faster than you can stim so you just instantly die again. 
Even the 50% Arc resistance isnt enough to save you from the really dangerous arc attacks. Youre better off going with the martyr armour because you at least get more throwables and you explode onto whatever melee'd you.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:58:31 PM
No.533962142
[Report]
 
>>533961882
Furries are good at videogames.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:59:10 PM
No.533962213
[Report]
>>533962353
 
>>533961871
Too bad I only host my lobbies and it also happens when nobody has joined yet
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:00:26 PM
No.533962353
[Report]
 
>>533962213
I've never seen that as host, and I've hosted ~50 hours since the warbond dropped.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:01:06 PM
No.533962416
[Report]
>>533962484
 
>here's your 4th faction bro
How do you cope?
 
>>533962416
Get mad it's not this.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:03:25 PM
No.533962669
[Report]
 
>>533959575
That's what I like about it. It's like, this shit is obviously sketchy but the powers that be have theoretically castrated its problematic parts & sanctioned it so you cant complain too loud or you yourself are a traitor
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:03:38 PM
No.533962687
[Report]
 
can someone create a lobby please? :3
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:04:41 PM
No.533962791
[Report]
 
>>533962484
Based furrydiver
 
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244158496319/76561199108851031
d10 whatevs
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:09:42 PM
No.533963318
[Report]
>>533963406
 
Bugs are Iraqi/Middle East Wars mixed with Starship Troopers
Bots are WW2 mixed with Terminator
Squids are Vietnam/Psyops mixed with Halo/50s Scifi
What other popular or classic scifi mixed with what kind of warfare would you like to see in a new theoretical enemy?
My pic would be
Planet of the Apes mixed with Britain's wars in Africa
 
>>533963318
>bugs are the iraq war
???
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:11:40 PM
No.533963510
[Report]
>>533963827
 
>>533962484
CREATED BY OUR HEAVENLY FATHER, ANOINTED BY HIS SON JESUS CHRIST, AND ANIMATED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT, TO FULFIL THE DIVINE PURPOSE OF SATISFYING BIG WHITE COCK
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:11:44 PM
No.533963519
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:12:26 PM
No.533963583
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:14:45 PM
No.533963827
[Report]
 
>>533963510
*being satisfied by*
FTFY
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:14:52 PM
No.533963841
[Report]
>>533963929
 
>>533962484
only if they're like 12 feet tall
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:15:15 PM
No.533963881
[Report]
>>533964721
 
>>533963406
Yes. It's all about OIL-710
Now consider an apeman going apeshit with a scifi Maxim machinegun on the back of a big alien dino creature because his gods tell him we are evil
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:15:28 PM
No.533963904
[Report]
 
>>533963623
say shalom when you join, I'm kicking pubs when they join
 
 
>>533963841
>giant 12ft tall cat women
How would we beat that.
Be realistic here...
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:18:29 PM
No.533964230
[Report]
>>533964283
 
>>533963929
Gun. Neither cats, nor women are bulletproof. Sorry you had to find out this way.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:18:31 PM
No.533964234
[Report]
 
Good games lads. Post Coretta sexo.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:19:06 PM
No.533964283
[Report]
>>533964640
 
>>533964230
How could you bring yourself to shoot them though?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:21:19 PM
No.533964529
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:21:21 PM
No.533964531
[Report]
 
>>533963162
3/4 still, join
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:22:32 PM
No.533964640
[Report]
 
>>533964283
Same way I kill everyone else. "It's me or them.". You can take whoever is left after the feisty ones are dead. As yaweh intended.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:23:00 PM
No.533964687
[Report]
>>533965219
 
>never watched Secret Level
>remembered there was supposed to be some Helldivers stuff
>looked it up
I cringed so hard I turned inside out like in that Ren and Stimpy episode
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:23:14 PM
No.533964721
[Report]
>>533971836
 
>>533963881
>Now consider an apeman going apeshit with a scifi Maxim machinegun on the back of a big alien dino creature because his gods tell him we are evil
Kino.
And they rape female divers?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:27:35 PM
No.533965195
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:28:26 PM
No.533965308
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:28:44 PM
No.533965343
[Report]
 
>>533963929
haha what if we force fed them fish until they were too lazy to fight back.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:33:34 PM
No.533965828
[Report]
>>533967057
 
If we successfully take Phact Bay, will it auto-liberate those two planets in front of it in our territory?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:37:53 PM
No.533966271
[Report]
 
Optimization and bug fix patch TOMORROW or the games dead.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:42:59 PM
No.533966805
[Report]
 
>>533963929
Torture them with petting until they learn to comply.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:43:26 PM
No.533966851
[Report]
 
>>533966762
like some kinda
tokyo II?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:44:56 PM
No.533967028
[Report]
 
>>533966762
is this a neotokyo reference?
 
 
>>533965828
No, would need to take one of those as well, once all the surrounding planets are taken it counts as a Siege and drops to -0.5% resistance and in theory will cap itself over time. Kinda ass that our planets don't work the same way, Gatria is encircled at the minute but nothing happening there.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:47:25 PM
No.533967278
[Report]
 
>>533967203
update tomorrow :^)
 
 
>>533967203
No wonder arrowhead hates you fucking fags. Every month they give us a new warbond yet youre constantly crying for more.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:49:25 PM
No.533967493
[Report]
>>533967781
 
>>533967376
i am not a fag you gay boy i simple ask when content new and not content old.
 
 
>take rail cannon on bugs cause just fucking around
>throw it at an impaler
>hits it
>doesn't kill it
https://streamable.com/0k2y35 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:26 PM
No.533967601
[Report]
>>533967826
 
>>533967057
If bugniggers were smart (Lemew) they would take phact bay, then Archird. This would cause a siege on Darius which would give us a huge advantage because thats the planet with the most resistance.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:49 PM
No.533967643
[Report]
>>533968276
 
>>533965219
what happens in the full episode
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:57 PM
No.533967662
[Report]
>>533968256
 
>>533960237
Go fuck yourself!
Primary/sidearm only runs would be kino! Kino I say!
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:51:27 PM
No.533967719
[Report]
 
>>533967547
sex with aqua
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:51:57 PM
No.533967781
[Report]
>>533968796
 
>>533967493
Youre acting like we dont get new content every month you can literally get for free if you just play the game. Stop being an entitled baby.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:52:01 PM
No.533967794
[Report]
>>533968525
 
>>533967057
The galactic war would feel a lot more real if our enemies relied on surrounding planets instead of magic level 50 invasions out of nowhere.
Imagine if Resistance was determined by the number of allied or enemy planets adjacent to the one being attacked, instead of a seemingly random value that changes whenever it feels like it.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:52:20 PM
No.533967826
[Report]
 
>>533967601
We are in phact taking the bay
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:53:01 PM
No.533967904
[Report]
>>533967990
 
>>533967376
>latest warbond has one item worth using
>WOW HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE COMPLAINING?
>TALK ABOUT UNGRATEFUL! 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:53:18 PM
No.533967932
[Report]
 
>>533963929
Muh dick. (The name of a new support weapon stratagem, the gun is good, the penis is bad)
 
 
>>533967904
>"WAAAAAHHHHH WHEN NEW CONTENT??? NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!" 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:54:31 PM
No.533968047
[Report]
 
content so shit that no one wants to use it may as well be no new content
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:54:56 PM
No.533968075
[Report]
>>533968796
 
>gear is only good if it powercreeps everything released prior
yes yes yes
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:55:24 PM
No.533968140
[Report]
>>533968796
 
Its almost like pressuring the devs to constantly shit out content results in said content not being properly tested.
Whoa.....
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:23 PM
No.533968238
[Report]
 
what is this, a fucking reddit thread?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:34 PM
No.533968256
[Report]
>>533968886
 
>>533967662
That's not what raids are. Raids are gay ass shit where you stand around being even more of a cog than the current liberation system.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:54 PM
No.533968276
[Report]
>>533968551
 
>>533967643
IIRC They want to take some thingy she has but she just goes "uh no um I shouldn't give it to you uhhh and runs away" and they kinda akwardly stand around or sluggishly run after her like they're not sure what to do. Not a single shot has been fired.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:59 PM
No.533968283
[Report]
>>533969882
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:57:14 PM
No.533968304
[Report]
>>533968796
 
>Understanding how game development works is reddit now
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:57:27 PM
No.533968323
[Report]
 
>>533967547
ive no idea why it lives, does overkill damage not bleed into main health? If it didnt idk why Bile Titans die in one shot to it. It has less armor HP and less actual HP than bile titans so it makes little sense why they dont die.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:59:15 PM
No.533968508
[Report]
>>533968796
 
>Uhmmmm actually. All new content should power creep the fuck out of all the old content. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GAME IS REALLY EASY NOW?!?!?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:59:27 PM
No.533968525
[Report]
 
>>533967794
too kino for swiggers
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:59:38 PM
No.533968551
[Report]
>>533968698
 
>>533968276
I would have mowed her down instantly, that helldiver was clearly an automaton agent
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:00:24 PM
No.533968650
[Report]
 
im sorry i just ask when content new now you guys are shit all over the walls, truly amazing posts
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:00:47 PM
No.533968698
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:01:23 PM
No.533968752
[Report]
 
only gucci niggers post like this
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:01:30 PM
No.533968771
[Report]
 
>im sorry i just got called for how entitled i am, truly amazing posts
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:01:44 PM
No.533968796
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:02:41 PM
No.533968886
[Report]
 
>>533968256
I just meant in the sense it was meat waves >= 4 man.
How many helldivers w/o stratagems does it take to = a squad of 4 who has them? Many would find it too boring to be a regular game mode but as occasional missions it may be fun. I’d enjoy it at least. Especially if they restricted resupplies and respawns to particular hills and stratagems to pelican 2 drops only, aka buggies and mecha.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:02:46 PM
No.533968893
[Report]
 
>>533967990
>hey can i get my order please
>sure here you go
>this isn't what i wanted this is just shit in a box
>HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPLAIN, THEY WENT THROUGH ALL THAT EFFORT TO MAIL YOU THE BOX 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:03:37 PM
No.533968984
[Report]
 
>green text
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:04:27 PM
No.533969073
[Report]
>>533969450
 
>hey can i get my order please
>sure here you go
>uhhhh wheres more stuff?
>we need to take time to make it and--
>WAAAAHHHHH WHERE STUFF? WHERE STUFF? WHERE STUFF?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:04:57 PM
No.533969135
[Report]
>>533969386
 
im going to doodle something
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:05:17 PM
No.533969184
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:05:27 PM
No.533969209
[Report]
 
swedes are very good about releasing content at a steady and predictable pace
the content is just shit and buggy 
you need more?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:05:39 PM
No.533969228
[Report]
 
And you people wonder why anons would rather post porn.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:06:02 PM
No.533969263
[Report]
 
New content should just supply new gameplay and options. EI be literal new content.
I might be salty, but the laser turret and epoch are too disappointing to be considered new content, even though the former was high on my wishlist.
The warp pack and especially the variable are turbo based thoughever, never saw it coming.
I’d have liked the warp pack to be more “variable”, thoughbeit thoughever
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:06:17 PM
No.533969285
[Report]
>>533969389
 
THERE'S PORN?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:06:49 PM
No.533969338
[Report]
 
>knows swedes have terrible work ethic
>cries and bitches at them to constantly shit out content
>content is buggy
>this is the swedes fault for listening to its players
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:07:21 PM
No.533969389
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:07:44 PM
No.533969430
[Report]
>>533969826
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:07:59 PM
No.533969450
[Report]
 
>>533969073
>Dude just take off the 150 pickles you put on the sandwich, I only wanted 15
>Sorry need to go on vacation for 3 weeks 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:08:11 PM
No.533969461
[Report]
 
>arrowhead comes back to office
>IMMEDIATE call center posting in the thread
Get back to work.
 
None of you people ever played Dartktide and it shows. Youre lucky if you get One (1) content update every 6 months.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:08:31 PM
No.533969501
[Report]
>>533969595
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:09:21 PM
No.533969595
[Report]
>>533969695
 
 
>>533969475
Just because you're used to eating shit, doesn't mean we have to
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:09:38 PM
No.533969617
[Report]
>>533969794
 
>>533969475
>You never played this shitty game it shows
Kay?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:09:47 PM
No.533969629
[Report]
>>533969756
 
>>533969386
I don't get it. If he killed a civ by accident, why is the blood blue like a squid?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:09:52 PM
No.533969642
[Report]
>>533969794
 
>>533969475
silence 40tranny
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:09:52 PM
No.533969643
[Report]
 
>>533969475
Oh, remind me what was the general reception when darktide was released? Silly me I forgot.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:10:24 PM
No.533969695
[Report]
>>533970062
 
>>533969595
I didn't doodle it yet
 
 
new challenge mode: Convoy
>all 4 players must take the FRV
>players can only get out to activate terminals/resupply
>driver must switch seats to shoot or use stratagems
>if your FRV is blown up or you die, you must enter another player's FRV
>if all 4 FRVs are destroyed, you must abandon the mission
thoughts?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:10:38 PM
No.533969729
[Report]
 
>>533969475
Vermintide and dark tide didn’t reach the same peaks as helldivers did.
No use comparing the levels of flubbed lightning.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:10:55 PM
No.533969756
[Report]
 
>>533969629
If you dive Squids you'll end up looking like you played a match of Splatoon within 10 seconds.
 
 
>>533969603
>>533969617
>>533969642
Just saying you all sound unbelievably entitled when you cry about content when you get a new update every month along with the devs actually speaking to the community instead of going total radio silence.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:11:34 PM
No.533969826
[Report]
 
>>533969430
GG. Shouldn't take the FRV since I haven't played in like a month.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:12:08 PM
No.533969882
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:12:20 PM
No.533969907
[Report]
>>533970601
 
>>533969794
>you should be grateful I'm only shitting on your face instead of in your mouth 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:12:36 PM
No.533969927
[Report]
>>533970227
 
>>533969720
Not sure if it needs a game mode, it could just be a map addition we’re a segment highly favors staying in the damn FRV
Floor is fleshing eating maggots scenario
 
 
>>533969475
I stopped playing darktide because it sucks balls. Your point that helldivers 2 should become as shit as darktide before i'm allowed to bitch about it is stupid.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:13:22 PM
No.533970003
[Report]
>>533970601
 
>>533969794
>You sound entitled when you expect your unfinished and buggy live service game to get updates to fix the bugs that get added with each patch 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:13:56 PM
No.533970058
[Report]
 
>>533969942
Y-Yeah but... But Darktide has a hard mode!!!
>Where you can play Ogryn and spam heavy melee like a retard and clear it without any effort. 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:13:57 PM
No.533970062
[Report]
 
>>533969695
Are you sure?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:14:59 PM
No.533970146
[Report]
 
>>533969603
I'm terribly sorry to tell you this but she needs breeding by packs of wild squiggers.
 
 
>>533969475
Sweden has burned me too many times.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:15:47 PM
No.533970227
[Report]
>>533970426
 
>>533969927
I meant challenge mode as in the lobby agrees to do some shenanigans. I don't expect anything from sweden
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:16:47 PM
No.533970308
[Report]
 
>>533970185
They can't keep getting away with this.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:16:55 PM
No.533970327
[Report]
>>533970961
 
>>533969720
a rolling map where the mission area moves between objectives and you can't outrun the edge on foot.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:17:01 PM
No.533970339
[Report]
>>533970601
 
>>533969794
get back to work fatinator
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:17:53 PM
No.533970426
[Report]
 
>>533970227
Larping with the boys is already free* (and fun***)
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:17:57 PM
No.533970430
[Report]
 
LAW-BE-D'OH'-CO.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:18:27 PM
No.533970493
[Report]
>>533971775
 
SQUA
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:18:31 PM
No.533970504
[Report]
 
>>533969475
>you're not allowed to hate swiggers, because these other swiggers are even worse!
Huh???
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:19:04 PM
No.533970563
[Report]
 
>>533970185
Stronger than me.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:19:05 PM
No.533970567
[Report]
 
 
>>533969907
>>533970003
>>533970339
Just saying you could all have it a LOT worse. As someone who came from Tf2, getting weapon updates once a month is perfectly fine.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:20:55 PM
No.533970753
[Report]
>>533970937
 
>>533969942
>Your point that helldivers 2 should become as shit as darktide before i'm allowed to bitch about it is stupid.
Youre a prime example of what absolutely no reading comprehension looks like.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:21:07 PM
No.533970775
[Report]
>>533970924
 
>>533970601
NOBODY IS ASKING FOR MONTHLY WEAPONS IN THIS FUCKING THREAD. 
Stop arguing against scenarios you made up in your mind.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:21:59 PM
No.533970868
[Report]
 
>>533969942
Maybe if darkies complained more about darktide it wouldn't have stayed shit.
 
 
>>533970775
People are bitching about content when we get warbonds once a month. Are new weapons not content now? Do you need to change the definition of content in order to win an argument?
 
 
Niggers here refuse to read, willfully misinterpret, and get angry over their misinterpretation of what's being said. Amazing.
 
>>533970753
Look at the other replies. Everyone understood the same thing. Maybe you/him are bad at communicating.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:22:51 PM
No.533970961
[Report]
 
>>533970327
This is sick so never ever.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:45 PM
No.533971053
[Report]
 
>>533970932
Yup. The sooner everyone stops replying to them the better.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:47 PM
No.533971061
[Report]
>>533971240
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:57 PM
No.533971076
[Report]
 
>>533970937
Sounds more like theres a lot of retards twisting my words.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:24:29 PM
No.533971135
[Report]
>>533971247
 
>>533970924
No. They are bitching about bugs.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:25:35 PM
No.533971234
[Report]
 
>>533970932
Because they’re not just niggers. They gay niggers who are also coincidentally retarded kikes or their jeet slave mini-me’s
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:25:39 PM
No.533971240
[Report]
 
>>533971061
nyooooooooooooooooooo
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:25:40 PM
No.533971245
[Report]
 
>>533970937
NGL that guy was as insencere as one can be in text. The replies are just retards, what the fuck am I even reading here?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:25:42 PM
No.533971247
[Report]
>>533971492
 
>>533971135
Bugs are content now? 
>>533967203 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:26:29 PM
No.533971328
[Report]
 
>>533970601
I came from tf2 and the tf2 devs did an excellent job with the game desu. Wasn't even monotized, and they supported the game for 20 years now. 
Which were are definitely not going to get with this game.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:27:26 PM
No.533971409
[Report]
>>533971642
 
>You shouldnt be too upset about our electricity rationing. Some people dont even get power
>"OH SO YOU WANT US ALL TO LIVE IN THE DARK LIKE CAVEMEN?????"
>No, you stupid fucking idiot when did I say that?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:03 PM
No.533971478
[Report]
>>533971892
 
>>533971362
Fuck we need Snoop Dogg in Helldivers 2 he's so fucking badass I could imagine him doing that IRL.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:04 PM
No.533971482
[Report]
 
>>533971362
everything is plagiarized nowadays
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:06 PM
No.533971492
[Report]
>>533971603
 
>>533971247
>Actual astro turfing
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:09 PM
No.533971496
[Report]
 
>>533970924
I'm mad they took 3 week vacation after fucking the game, and not doing a quick patch to the epoch to fix its spread
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:29:22 PM
No.533971603
[Report]
>>533971841
 
>>533971492
What am I marketing, bro?
 
 
>>533971409
Why are we rationing electricity when we're paying for it.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:29:57 PM
No.533971686
[Report]
>>533971773
 
I've missed out on every warbond since the earth defense update. Is grinding SCs on low difficulties still a thing? And which Warbonds should I snap up when I do get the SCs to get them?
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:30:42 PM
No.533971773
[Report]
>>533972120
 
>>533971686
Yes, get the latest one to get the warp pack that allows you to enter bunkers solo
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:30:44 PM
No.533971775
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:31:12 PM
No.533971836
[Report]
 
>>533964721
Depends on what the Swedes do
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:31:17 PM
No.533971841
[Report]
>>533971967
 
 
>>533971478
420blazeit warbond would at least be better themed than control group
 
 
>check the hd2 subreddit
>this shit is at the top
all the critical/negative voices are gone now, we're left with this shit
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:32:18 PM
No.533971967
[Report]
 
>>533971841
Yeah its crazy how people accuse someone of astroturfing when they dont even know what it is.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:32:29 PM
No.533971994
[Report]
>>533972612
 
>>533971642
rationing doesn't mean you get things for free
it just limits how much you can buy so everybody gets some
not him btw
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:32:31 PM
No.533972001
[Report]
 
I refuse to fight in mega cities
 
D10
Bots or bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244165228483/76561197999417031
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:33:33 PM
No.533972120
[Report]
>>533972245
 
>>533971773
>Warp pack
Ho shit, that sounds like it rapes. Thanks Anon.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:33:49 PM
No.533972164
[Report]
 
>>533971642
When did i say youre getting it for free? What are we talking about?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:33:50 PM
No.533972165
[Report]
 
>>533971931
The heckplunger reddits delete negative posts. And they still get tons of posts about how fucked the game currently is anyway.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:34:02 PM
No.533972184
[Report]
 
>>533971931
>open septic tank
>it smells like shit
Woooow
 
 
>>533972120
Speaking of rape, we need it added to Helldivers 2.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:34:47 PM
No.533972258
[Report]
 
>>533971931
I mean, we've been maxed on samples for a fucking YEAR now with nothing to invest them into.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:35:00 PM
No.533972281
[Report]
>>533978598
 
>>533971362
but it was f u n plagiarized kitchen sink sci-fi trash, and then fun grimdark sci-fi trash. it's somewhat less fun post grimdark sci-fi trash now.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:35:20 PM
No.533972317
[Report]
 
>>533971931
Someone called all the "content when" posters entitled crybabies and they all shit their diapers.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:35:20 PM
No.533972318
[Report]
>>533972465
 
>>533971931
what's wrong with it
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:35:22 PM
No.533972321
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:36:45 PM
No.533972465
[Report]
>>533972531
 
>>533972318
>game takes away your resources to go into the team-killing menu screen
no
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:37:23 PM
No.533972531
[Report]
>>533972649
 
>>533972465
if you're capped on them, what's it taking away?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:37:45 PM
No.533972573
[Report]
 
>>533971892
Bong artillery cannon
Blunt secondary
Edibles Booster
Seeds and Stems Grenade
Papers Player Card & Cape
Dogg Armor
Ginger Stranger Armor
Snoop K9 Guard Dogg that blows smoke
Hellpod Joint Green skin
Purple Caddie FRV skin
Blaze it Exo Skin
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:37:56 PM
No.533972601
[Report]
 
>>533971931
I can't donate to the thing because i make more currency per session than the fucking thing will let me donate per cooldown. 
Either: Uncap this shit or give me consumables to spend these on
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:38:06 PM
No.533972612
[Report]
>>533972773
 
>>533971994
if I pay for enough electricity, and I don't get that electricity, I should be upset yeh?
Like the warbond we got is buggy and unfinished, and people paid for a functioning warbond. Are they not entitled to be upset?
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:38:19 PM
No.533972631
[Report]
 
We need actual resource sinks for buffs to our super destroyer so that bitch saying "this ship will run at sub-optimal conditions" will actually have merit.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:38:30 PM
No.533972649
[Report]
 
>>533972531
>wanting to contribute in any way to the retardfest that is the DSS
no
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:39:37 PM
No.533972752
[Report]
>>533972883
 
>>533971931
>donate 100 samples cause fuck it
>nervous for an entire week about my samples not being maxed out, they could be adding ship modules ANY day now
I don't see anything wrong with this, but I also hate the DSS
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:39:50 PM
No.533972773
[Report]
>>533972895
 
>>533972612
You dont need to buy every warbond. You can actually get it for free.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:40:51 PM
No.533972871
[Report]
 
>>533972076
STILL 3/4 GET I NHERE
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:41:02 PM
No.533972883
[Report]
 
>>533972752
>they could be adding ship modules ANY day now
lol how does this cross your mind
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:41:08 PM
No.533972895
[Report]
>>533973004
 
>>533972773
>you don't need to buy electricity, if you ride this bicycle every day you can get it for free
>well I paid for it, so I should get it
>bu-but the cuck bike 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:41:40 PM
No.533972953
[Report]
 
>>533972076
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:42:12 PM
No.533973004
[Report]
>>533973154
 
>>533972895
>Hes now shifting the goalposts to be about prices
I accept your concession.
 
 
>>533973004
The quality of the content matters if it's worth someones time to get it.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:44:16 PM
No.533973226
[Report]
 
>>533973025
>not the SES Wings of Redemption 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:44:34 PM
No.533973259
[Report]
 
>Damage control call center has entered the thread
>90 rupees have been transfered to your account.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:45:13 PM
No.533973319
[Report]
 
>>533973025
Wow that's really cool.
 
 
DSS needs a near total rework and rebalance.
The Requisition Blockade could pause all enemy attack progress while active.
Common Samples should give you access to a free Eagle Strat of your choice when fulfilled, possibly on a different timer from your Eagle.
Rare Samples should give you access to a free Orbital Strat of your choice when fulfilled.
Super Samples should be able to be donated to the DSS, and they should give you ANY free Stratagem of your choice when fulfilled.
ALL of these should allow you to double up on identical strategems.
ALL of these shouldn't have arbitrary cooldowns, and you should be able to immediately start donating to the DSS the SECOND the bonus is no longer active.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:45:40 PM
No.533973369
[Report]
>>533973474
 
you should be able to buy votes for the DSS with tickets and samples, that way the more productive and engaged players get more of a say on which planets to focus on
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:46:27 PM
No.533973438
[Report]
 
>>533973323
not reading all that, AH's never gonna implement shit
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:46:56 PM
No.533973469
[Report]
 
I don't care what you do to the DSS
I will ignore it
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:46:57 PM
No.533973474
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:47:14 PM
No.533973498
[Report]
>>533973991
 
I kinda like how these guys work for the new warrior statline.
Pisses me off that constitutiton doesn't one tap heads, but chewing through their legs is actually extremely valuable.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:49:24 PM
No.533973710
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:52:31 PM
No.533973987
[Report]
>>533974308
 
>>533973154
>Moving the goalposts again 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:52:32 PM
No.533973991
[Report]
 
>>533973498
For instance, tenderizer can burst fire their heads, while the liberator cannot. A lot of old one shots aren't as effective anymore.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:53:37 PM
No.533974086
[Report]
 
>most populous squid planet is still less players than the 4th most populous bug & bot planets
>we still don’t have liberation mechanics by front
The swiggers will pay for their crimes, by my hand.
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:55:46 PM
No.533974308
[Report]
>>533974482
 
>>533973987
no that's just distilling that expecting quality if they ask for your time for it is reasonable.
 
 
>>533973323
Eaglestorm is fun as is, they just need to add a parameter to its targeting to a minimum distance away from any players.
Barrage is fine, but just boring as a free 380 stratagem.
Free booster one is so fucking boring, especially when everyone and their dog already thinks that booster should be base kit.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:56:56 PM
No.533974406
[Report]
>>533974662
 
>>533974310
>Eaglestorm is fun
what's fun about something that actively removes any gameplay and only serves for the epic teamkills montages?
unless you're one of those faggots jacking off to yellow numbers padded by the eagles
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:57:14 PM
No.533974441
[Report]
 
>>533972245
>Raping the illuminate into democratic submission
Sign me up.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:57:16 PM
No.533974446
[Report]
 
>>533974310
>Free booster one is so fucking boring, especially when everyone and their dog already thinks that booster should be base kit.
It should honestly be a ship upgrade, but alas.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:57:37 PM
No.533974482
[Report]
>>533974690
 
>>533974308
You already admitted to getting content once a month and now youre trying to argue about price. You lost.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:14 PM
No.533974645
[Report]
 
>>533972245
Bratty pouncers need correction
 
 
>>533974406
>removes gameplay
Thats like saying a killstreak in cod removes gameplay.
 
 
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:43 PM
No.533974690
[Report]
>>533974805
 
>>533974482
>You already admitted to getting content once a month
?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:00:40 AM
No.533974805
[Report]
>>533975123
 
>>533974690
You admitted it here: 
>>533973154 
 
>>533974662
false equivalence
>omnipresent aura that autoaims without any user input wiping everything short of the heavies
vs
>if you kill x players in a row you get an opportunity to farm them for a few seconds that you can still fuck up 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:01:18 AM
No.533974861
[Report]
 
>>533974662
nta but I'd say it does
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:02:17 AM
No.533974951
[Report]
 
>>533974662
You are braindead.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:02:55 AM
No.533974996
[Report]
 
Purifier? I hardly know her
 
>>533974859
>without user input
The user input is millions of samples that had to be collected and donated and then the dss assigned to that planet by the playerbase.
Its a temporary buff that you/we pay for its use.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:04:08 AM
No.533975101
[Report]
>>533975251
 
is deadeye good on bots?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:04:21 AM
No.533975123
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:05:01 AM
No.533975190
[Report]
 
>>533975041
epic bait
last (you) from me
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:05:42 AM
No.533975251
[Report]
 
>>533975101
Yes if you don't like aiming too much.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:06:35 AM
No.533975336
[Report]
>>533979940
 
>>533975041
>>533974859
>>533974662
Imagine if the DSS gave free mechs / precision strikes if you got enough kills. That'd be closer to what you're describing.
That'd also be a lot cooler
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:08:17 AM
No.533975490
[Report]
 
>>533975041
You shouldn't have to call in your own stratagems either, they should all be called in automatically at random. The user input is the fact that you chose them when you got in the hellpod.
 
 
when are we getting proper lean armor?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:12:44 AM
No.533975920
[Report]
 
>>533975519
never, you will enjoy your slightly 0.5 smaller than brawnydiver leandivers, because when you have women in war you are not allowed to have them sex(y) (go install BFA)
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:14:29 AM
No.533976103
[Report]
>>533976346
 
>coomers
fuck off
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:17:04 AM
No.533976346
[Report]
 
>>533976103
Would rather coom than engage with your shitflinging
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:18:38 AM
No.533976494
[Report]
>>533976680
 
>>533970601
Valve isn't raping the games performance and adding bugs every patch. Kill yourself.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:20:25 AM
No.533976670
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:20:34 AM
No.533976680
[Report]
>>533976863
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:21:35 AM
No.533976790
[Report]
>>533977150
 
>533976680
Low effort trolling, kill yourself.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:22:18 AM
No.533976863
[Report]
>>533977150
 
>>533976680
I accept your concession.
 
 
>>533975519
>add vanilla cloned Better Female Armor bodytype separate from Lean, just a mild chest bump in the armor and noticeably female lower body proportions
>add brawny equivalent that is equally distinctly female without reaching full on thicc coomer proportions
>separation adds additional nuance for coomer armor modders by splitting two body tags into four
>add option to manually filter what bodytype can receive what voices if you have random voices on spawn and what bodytype can randomly spawn
now everyone involved is satisfied except a small subset of trannies who specifically demand Bodytype A and B with ambiguous fridge features and no other options allowed
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:24:19 AM
No.533977052
[Report]
>>533987083
 
>arrowhead goes back to work on aug 4th
>immediate WAH WAH YOURe ENTITLED posters start cropping up
hmmm... im NOOOTicing...
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:25:02 AM
No.533977121
[Report]
>>533977734
 
>>533976943
>Separating Male Brawny and Lean from Female Brawny and Lean
Swiggers would rather die.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:25:20 AM
No.533977150
[Report]
 
>>533976790
>>533976863
Not my fault you guys dont have a defense to not act like entitled babies when you get monthly updates
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:26:16 AM
No.533977238
[Report]
>>533978779
 
SAAAR YOU ARE ENTITLED SAAR
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:26:36 AM
No.533977274
[Report]
>>533977734
 
>>533976943
>without reaching full on thicc coomer proportions
gay
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:27:08 AM
No.533977321
[Report]
>>533977734
 
>>533976943
too bad thats never gonna happen, being able to tell a woman in armor is not allowed!
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:28:59 AM
No.533977496
[Report]
>>533977684
 
>>533972076
connection issues, its over for me
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:30:59 AM
No.533977684
[Report]
>>533977960
 
>>533977496
nyooooo, get back in!
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:31:28 AM
No.533977734
[Report]
>>533978149
 
>>533977121
>>533977321
never say never, eventually the presumable Alexus of gender on the team and their protests of MUH REALISM FEMALE BODY ARMOR DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT in a camp sci-fi arcade game with light milsim levels of weapon detail (nominally) will be ignored in favor of a mild mannered change that most people will directly appreciate or not have negative feelings about
>>533977274
it's okay because now you'll be able to specifically replace the brawny females with thiccposter cooomer brawn while leaving male brawny and both lean bodytypes independent and unmodified
 
 
>>533977684
>can't join through 'recent players'
>can't rejoin through lobby link
owari da
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:35:16 AM
No.533978149
[Report]
 
>>533977734
thats alot of optimism for gaming in 2025, you are not allowed to have good looking women anymore , especially when the playerbase is all males
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:38:14 AM
No.533978432
[Report]
 
>>533977960
hold up ill ask host to kick new player
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:39:55 AM
No.533978598
[Report]
>>533980006
 
>>533972281
>was bri’ish punk jackbooted space age
>then was played straight super soldier jihad against the mutant, Heretic, and demon with brevity being the name of its moment by moment comedy
>became extremely pozzed for laughs flanderized safe edgy version of itself for no one but seemingly jeets and focus group “creative directors” who dictate away any merit as medium it ever had for the sake of the supposed “modern” sensibilities and stillborn neo faggotry “zeitgeist”
Oh yeah, it’s been dead for ages. These are it’s jeet infested throes.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:41:36 AM
No.533978749
[Report]
 
>>533971892
Gayest take of the Reddit brigade
 
 
>>533977238
Yes, they are. Free monthly updates and theyre crying theyre starving
 
 
>>533978779
why are you here instead of your hugbox containment reddit?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:45:01 AM
No.533979050
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:45:36 AM
No.533979101
[Report]
 
>>533977960
>host doesn't listen
beyond owari da
;_;7
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:46:08 AM
No.533979154
[Report]
 
>>533978856
Sound more like the discord, next they'll say the games too easy and senator and eruptor ruined the game.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:47:53 AM
No.533979330
[Report]
 
>>533976943
It’s fine as is.
That aside, I will crab in bucket YOU to GET NOTHING because my gigafridge and braphog waifu divers will never ever
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:50:42 AM
No.533979593
[Report]
 
>>533969475
Why would anyone willingly subject themselves to shopclick?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:51:50 AM
No.533979692
[Report]
>>533979865
 
>>533978779
You realize that things can change for the worse, right? Especially when the changes cause constant new bugs and jank to keep popping up, all because they'd rather shovel out low effort content to make easy money, instead of actually fixing their game for the people that bought it.
 
 
>>533979692
So why are you constantly crying for new content when you want them to fix bugs?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:54:39 AM
No.533979940
[Report]
 
>>533975336
I’d be fine even if they just gave “revenge” style “kill streaks”. That said:
>armor passive: calls in a 500kg on your final position
Dropping in and seeing an eagle go off at your (hopefully proverbial) feet as you descend would be kino
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:55:19 AM
No.533980006
[Report]
>>533980640
 
>>533978598
I really wish they would focus group the actual old and new fans who will both probably say they want a robust mix of flavors 1 and 2 with basically none of 3. Give me grimdark that can be played totally straight, make fun of itself, and still leave room for some occasional Warhammer Fantasy spots of temporary grimbright where the more 'good' factions can more often get their heads out of their asses to deal with galaxy threatening evil and maintain the occasional local detente inbetween desperate bouts of petty internecine fighting, or the 'evil' factions can be vaguely humanized in exceptions or at least affable or have a legitimate edgy moral axe to grind for the contrarians even as they're associating with cosmic horrors or working for their own petty imperialism. Or being a Mongol horde of soccer hooligan mushrooms.
I understand there is some of those last parts in modern 40k, but also that it's usually a fake gay flavor that trends too far and too nice or gets discarded as a totally wasted plotline or is in some other way very stupid and contrived. Is that about right? I haven't been paying attention for a while.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:58:09 AM
No.533980296
[Report]
 
>>533980189
be the change you want to see in the world
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:59:25 AM
No.533980416
[Report]
 
finally tried the airburst launcher out
holy shit this thing kicks ass on bugs hahahahahaha
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:59:50 AM
No.533980454
[Report]
 
>>533979865
I'm NTA, and would prefer they fixed their game instead of constantly rushing out broken and horribly balanced content. However, that's not the point you were trying to make with your argument. 
If people are crying for content despite "free monthly updates", maybe that's because the content is low effort, barebones, or even worse, buggy and broken.
If you really want to use the starving metaphor, it would be like if someone gave you a gallon of sand to eat instead of food, and every time you tried to complain about not getting food they just shot you down by saying "But they gave you all this free sand? You don't have any right to complain!"
It's borderline disingenuous.
 
 
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244170535784/76561198027910192
>>533980189
yes
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:01:49 AM
No.533980640
[Report]
 
>>533980006
It’s impossible to balance, since they refuse to make actual creative input rather than debase what already exists.
That’s why I’ll critique the Swedes inability to pick up the pace when they had everyone’s eyes, I’ll as of yet only ever praise their ability to not completely destroy the product they created the way GW or other large western production companies bid last century have. Fucking disgusting
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:05:29 AM
No.533980975
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:06:35 AM
No.533981073
[Report]
>>533981519
 
>>533979865
>can’t produce new content without it being an unpardonable unappreciable mess
Nice straw man, but even janky content that can be patched to seamlessnees bit by bit is better than zilch or lazy nothing burgers. What matters is properly filling creative space and it getting across to the players.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:07:57 AM
No.533981203
[Report]
>>533981698
 
what with the insurgence of coomer lobbies? You don't need coom pics to attract people bro
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:09:01 AM
No.533981314
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:10:31 AM
No.533981456
[Report]
>>533981579
 
when do we get a Helldivers 1 grizzled teaboo voice pack or any voice packs at all for that matter
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:11:05 AM
No.533981519
[Report]
 
>>533981073
Its not a strawman. Its literally what youre saying. 
>Waaaaahhhhh where content???
But also
>Waaaaaahhhhh why arnt they spending time fixing bugs???? 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:11:44 AM
No.533981579
[Report]
 
>>533981456
small indie dev please understand
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:13:00 AM
No.533981698
[Report]
 
>>533981203
That was the only way people started joining.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:13:00 AM
No.533981701
[Report]
>>533981864
 
D10
Whatever people vote for
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244171315956/76561197999417031
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:13:06 AM
No.533981710
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:13:07 AM
No.533981712
[Report]
>>533981876
 
>retard thinks I’m it’s thread boyfriend when I’m just someone unfortunate enough to have read it’s last post
GL with your domestic dispute faggot
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:14:41 AM
No.533981864
[Report]
 
>>533980475
3/4, lost a player
>>533981701
come join
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:14:47 AM
No.533981876
[Report]
 
>>533981712
He tried the same shit with me, then didn't even bother with a reply.
 
 
I can finally leave this swedish dogshitshow when battlefield 6 comes out...
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:15:55 AM
No.533981993
[Report]
>>533986486
 
>>533981919
>He doesn't know where DICE are from
bro...
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:16:10 AM
No.533982023
[Report]
>>533983656
 
>>533981919
>battlefield 6
Why do I see people everywhere talking about this game, is it that good?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:16:16 AM
No.533982036
[Report]
>>533982418
 
>>533981919
>Having faith in nu-DICE after that absolute dogshit that was BF2042. 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:19:03 AM
No.533982271
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:19:26 AM
No.533982306
[Report]
 
Playing with bugniggers unironically turned me into a solotranny. These fucking "people" literally cant not throw explosives without ever stopping to see how close it is to someone else. I noticed the only time I ever die to bugs is when the bugs do some retarded bullshit or by a tk
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:20:40 AM
No.533982418
[Report]
 
>>533982036
They haven’t made anything of value in almost a decade, and I never played their games from before their spiral anyway LOL
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:35:06 AM
No.533983656
[Report]
 
>>533982023
It's modern DICE, it's gonna be shit. It's just likely to be less shit than 2042 so people are getting hyped. I think it at least has a non-zero chance of being good, but I'll wait a few months after launch minimum to see how it's doing.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:35:15 AM
No.533983663
[Report]
 
No update tomorrow
Dead game
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:38:57 AM
No.533984017
[Report]
 
>throw arc grenade as far as humanly possible
>still manages to come back right between my asscheeks like a fucking boomerang
And we are going back to the gas grenades as usual. The one and only grenade that can't be used by the funny reddit bullshit clip generator.
 
If they nerf the jumppack, I'm out.
 
If they push the Series S patch early it would fix 80% of issues, the engine cant handle the game as is.
 
>>533984094
I'm praying for a Hover and Jetpack buff that makes them as good as the Warp Pack.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:42:48 AM
No.533984382
[Report]
 
>>533984320
>he thinks they have the xbox patch made early 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:43:19 AM
No.533984436
[Report]
>>533984668
 
>>533978779
>free monthly updates
I could have spent my $40 on anything fucking else. The live service updates are part of the contract for me buying the game. They need to keep it playable
 
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244172282385/76561199108851031
d10 whatev
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:45:17 AM
No.533984598
[Report]
 
>>533981919
Competitive shooters are kinda dead. After 3 days every sloptuber has solved the meta and you're up against people with too much free time or people with too much free time + cheats. That said, I will try the battlefield beta.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:45:23 AM
No.533984613
[Report]
 
>>533984094
>>533984321
If they just add another ship upgrade like “reduce jump and hoverpack cooldowns by 20%” that would be worth it and so easy to do. Could do the same shit for other simple buffs. Why is it taking so fucking long for another upgrade series? Most players have been capped out on samples since before the DSS dropped
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:46:01 AM
No.533984668
[Report]
>>533984785
 
>>533984436
What are you even complaining about?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:46:06 AM
No.533984674
[Report]
>>533984975
 
>>533984321
hover just needs to let you cancel it early and jump pack just needs to have a lower cd 
warp pack could use some consistency fixes
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:47:24 AM
No.533984785
[Report]
>>533984882
 
>>533984668
Im not going to explain it to you Ranjeet Patel
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:47:51 AM
No.533984831
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:48:24 AM
No.533984882
[Report]
 
>>533984785
>Gets content updates
>Mad thats its free updates because.... he just is 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:48:43 AM
No.533984915
[Report]
 
>>533981919
>leaving swedeslop to play swedeslop 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:49:31 AM
No.533984975
[Report]
>>533985391
 
>>533984674
>Hover lets you cancel it early or activate it before it's fully cooled down for a reduced hover time.
>Jetpack has two charges that start recharging the second you jump, and can be chained together.
Too based, won't happen.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:53:58 AM
No.533985391
[Report]
 
>>533984975
Eeerhhhmmmmm manually controlling your jetpack isnt realistic.
 
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244173782385/76561198039845988
D10
Bugs
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:59:31 AM
No.533985978
[Report]
 
 
>>533985797
Please saar accepting my friend code to add me from the playstation saar :) 
6609-6107
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:04:32 AM
No.533986486
[Report]
>>533986589
 
>>533981993
Dice was never as shitty as AH and everyone knows it. Dice is where the swedes who made A's in school go.... AH was the ones who made C's
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:04:53 AM
No.533986530
[Report]
 
getting a bit tired of this game, I'm playing something else
 
>>533986486
2042 was single handedly the most revolting slop I've ever played in my life.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:06:09 AM
No.533986672
[Report]
 
>>533986589
one bad BF game out of all of them???? come one dude.... get a better argument
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:07:42 AM
No.533986854
[Report]
 
>>533986589
BF4 is still going strong to this day. Probably even still people plashing 3 and bad company 2
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:09:12 AM
No.533987003
[Report]
 
>>533986421
>no one knows what it's liiiike...... to be the sad mannnnnn 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:09:23 AM
No.533987018
[Report]
 
>>533986421
host added u, join plz
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:10:03 AM
No.533987083
[Report]
 
>>533977052
It's pathetic that they even care enough to vent on here. But at least they're reading real feedback to the game instead of reddit filtered knobslobbing. Guess we know what some of them do instead of working.
That day Joel showed up during the SE invasion and threw a shitfit was really wild.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:16:13 AM
No.533987696
[Report]
 
Internet died, sorry guys.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:17:41 AM
No.533987835
[Report]
 
>>533921657
I would make an incredible number of future reinforcements with her.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:29:18 AM
No.533988982
[Report]
>>533989186
 
>Do literally anything
>Some little scavenger fuck always behind me nipping my ass
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:30:57 AM
No.533989141
[Report]
 
>>533921657
I'd solo the mission and take three of them aboard my Super Destroyer, yes.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:31:24 AM
No.533989186
[Report]
 
>>533988982
Scavenger corrections required
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:31:38 AM
No.533989210
[Report]
>>533990172
 
So when is Eagle Storm getting fixed to do what it actually says.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:39:43 AM
No.533989919
[Report]
 
>>533985797
Room for 1 more!
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:42:21 AM
No.533990172
[Report]
 
>>533989210
how to trigger mass aneurysms
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:44:11 AM
No.533990369
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:57:46 AM
No.533991795
[Report]
 
Surely there is an update tomorrow?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:57:55 AM
No.533991817
[Report]
 
 
So.... why arnt the MOs about rebuilding Super Earth???
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:58:59 AM
No.533991906
[Report]
>>533994324
 
>>533984320
Anon... It was pre-ordered... There's no performance patch, it doesn't matter if it's unplayable
 
 
>>533984489
ggz tards, thank you for being part of my social experiment
https://files.catbox.moe/0fikwt.mp4 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:00:28 AM
No.533992061
[Report]
>>533992226
 
>>533991952
one shot by implier award
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:02:00 AM
No.533992226
[Report]
>>533992280
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:02:34 AM
No.533992280
[Report]
 
>>533992226
helped by implier award
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:07:22 AM
No.533992761
[Report]
 
>>533991839
Super earth probably had enough bullshit laying around to rebuild myself a few times over, being the heart of the democracy (tm) and all that.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:07:48 AM
No.533992797
[Report]
 
>>533991839
We already rebuilt Remembrance as Gun
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:21:11 AM
No.533994221
[Report]
 
>>533985797
got SWEDED ggs
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:22:09 AM
No.533994324
[Report]
 
>>533991906
>There's no performance patch
If you consider they have to reduce enemy counts for the game to work on series S, its kind of a performance patch.
 
 
So, is the yellow spewing bugs on flag defense the hardest mission? I feel like theres so many fat bugs who genuinely overwhelm you and you have to flee.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:25:24 AM
No.533994680
[Report]
>>533995212
 
>>533994349
bring explosives, like honestly it's a build check.
Did you bring something for bug holes? no? then you're retarded.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:30:32 AM
No.533995212
[Report]
 
>>533994349
>>533994680
the yellow ones, nursing spewers, still only have 2 armour, 0 durability, and 300 HP on their heads so any light pen or medium pen weapon can kill them easily
 
 
>>533995142
Cool, I look forward to armor colors coming in 2029
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:30 AM
No.533995492
[Report]
 
>>533995142
FUCKING LET ME SUBMIT MORE THAN ONE BUG A DAY
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:46 AM
No.533995523
[Report]
 
>>533995296
>they were being entirely unironic when they said armors will need to have minor adjustments to LOOK like they provide the passive
>we won't get transmog because ammo pouches need to turn into tubes or else swedish autism gets triggered 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:52:44 AM
No.533997289
[Report]
 
>decide to go bug fighting for once
>throw on crossbow, talon, arc thrower, guard dog rover
>actually feels pretty great, the rover lazer marks the bugs even through their constant spore cloud cover
>arc thrower aims for me through the muck to kill half a dozen at a time with each spark
>racking up several hundred kills per 40m mission
Feels good lads.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:55:31 AM
No.533997534
[Report]
 
Working in this botfront continues to introduce me to some crazy ass retards.
One group has a host that literally starts hunting me after we (mostly me) clear the map. I can only assume he was after my samples which was weird but I killed him & refused to reinforce him till I was safely on the pelican.
After that, I ran into a group of noobs knee deep in a stalker nest, no reinforcements & a map full of objectives to complete. 500kg the stalker nest to close it & then i fuck off to some secondaries that should lead me down to the evac in short order. The dynamic duo continue to get bogged down fighting bug breach after bug breach. Eventually the last ditch Pelican comes & me & only one of the duo makes it.
A pattern im seeing is that these guys all have e Super Citizen helmets
 
Remember Helldiver, Warrior-chan and the Element 710 she provides are vital to the war effort! So next time you see her on the battlefield, remember to thank her before you humanely assist in her metamorphosis!
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:57:59 AM
No.533997771
[Report]
 
>>533997540
Thank you Warrior-chan!
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:58:43 AM
No.533997843
[Report]
>>533998046
 
does anyone else get a little hard when a seaf trooper praises you
specially if its a female trooper
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:59:14 AM
No.533997891
[Report]
>>533998315
 
>>533995296
I just want to be able to paint all the non black & yellow, black & yellow.
 
 
Seaf:
200 hp, ap2 armor rating
Uses magic to turn their stock liberators into AP3 weapons
Burst fire, accurate grouping
3 weeks of rigorous SEAF training
Elite grenade skills ensure a frag is always placed at a helldiver's feet
Sturdy footing: can eat an overseer's staff to the face and continue hosing him down.
Uses the EAT, the best support weapon
Can clear out outposts or objectives. Objectively more useful than the majority of pubdivers.
literally nukes our enemies with artillery that works through jamming
Cool southern-drawl and York Supreme accents
Helldivers:
125 hp, completely unarmored
unironically uses light pen weapons 
3 minutes of "training" where a canned recording gasses you up
Also 80% of recruits die in the most braindead easy obstacle course imaginable.
The survivors only get thawed out to see the DO and Eagle-1 wrestling in his private jacuzzi 
Lives an average of 2 minutes, lmao
43 k/d average against scavengers. Even worse pre 60 day patch.
Relies on stratagems to do most of their work. Gets totally cucked by jammers or an ion storm
Will ragdoll at the earliest convenience
Missions cost more than a liberty-class cruiser
Relies on the stim crutch
Voiced by Yuri Lowenthal
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:01:05 AM
No.533998046
[Report]
 
>>533997843
you should get a girlfriend soon or at least find a friend that you can hang out IRL with.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:03:49 AM
No.533998289
[Report]
>>533999010
 
>>533997984
Helldiver sissies.... our response....?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:04:02 AM
No.533998315
[Report]
 
>>533997891
Sorry it's extremely technically complicated, AH is just a small indie studio, please understand. They're focused on bug fixing right now (they will make it worse), give them some time to catch up chud they just got back from vacation so they can go on vacation again soon.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:07:32 AM
No.533998701
[Report]
>>533999113
 
>18 days since release
>still no fix
Epochsissies...our response???
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:09:18 AM
No.533998864
[Report]
 
FUCK I OVERSLEPT
IS JUSTICE ALREADY IN
 
Wasn't here when the last warbond dropped. What's the verdict on the variable?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:09:45 AM
No.533998917
[Report]
 
>>533998578
I can hear them laughing all the way from stockholm, why aren't you laugh anon? Isn't this funny?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:10:34 AM
No.533999008
[Report]
 
>>533997540
I will now exclusively dive on bot planets.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:10:37 AM
No.533999010
[Report]
 
>>533998289
We have to kowtow to these virile SEAF BVLLS and accept that we hellsissies are nothing more than grenade practice for the true heroes of Managed Democracy.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:11:05 AM
No.533999059
[Report]
>>533999212
 
It's Tuesday, patch today niggas!
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:11:40 AM
No.533999113
[Report]
>>533999203
 
>>533998701
epoch is actually a shotgun
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:12:30 AM
No.533999203
[Report]
 
>>533999113
Wrong, it's a rifle.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:12:36 AM
No.533999212
[Report]
>>533999458
 
>>533999059
Brown, it's still Monday in the civilized world.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:12:58 AM
No.533999247
[Report]
 
>>533998892
nobody use it anymore/10
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:14:48 AM
No.533999443
[Report]
 
>>533998892
Aimlet Repellant/10
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:14:55 AM
No.533999458
[Report]
>>534005092
 
>>533999212
thank you Pajeet, it's currently 12AM in Aussie land
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:16:06 AM
No.533999589
[Report]
>>533999936
 
Here's how to fix the epoch:
>dont fix the spread
>dont increase the range
>double the mag size
>remove the charge mechanic, it will always fire at full power and you only blow yourself up if you hit yourself with the projectile
>give it demo force
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:17:56 AM
No.533999773
[Report]
>>534005253
 
>Brown, it's still Monday in the civilized world.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:19:37 AM
No.533999936
[Report]
 
>>533999589
>just remove all the gimmicks that would make it interesting with some balance tuning and leave it kind of bad except for one obvious fix and wildcard doubled ammo
guccipost
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:23:51 AM
No.534000323
[Report]
 
Here's how to actually fix the epoch
>fix the spread
>reevaluate its damage and magazine size based on weakpoint breakpoints, particularly in regards to enemies that have explosive resistance like the strider
>make the explosion large enough that it actually is a horde clear tool, instead of just pretending the fact that it can barely pull double duty is a huge bonus
 
Im going to start kicking people who spam the map when im waiting for people to get in the pod. So fucking annoying.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:25:51 AM
No.534000476
[Report]
 
>>534000413
why do you hate fun
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:25:54 AM
No.534000487
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:26:31 AM
No.534000538
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>>534000413
>OVER HERE?
>OVER HERE?
>HOW ABOUT HERE?
>OVER HERE? 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:27:53 AM
No.534000657
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>>534000413
You won't do shit
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:29:03 AM
No.534000769
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>>534005447
 
I still think making the different charge levels on the Epoch take different amounts of ammo and adding a third lowest level shotgun charge level is a cool idea.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:29:29 AM
No.534000801
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I'm going to be insecure and pretend to be someone getting unreasonably mad over something I do to see if anyone agrees with that sentiment
 
>>533997984
She's perfect...
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:33:46 AM
No.534001132
[Report]
 
I'm going to start handing out medals of honor for people who spam the map when I'm waiting for people to get in the pod. So fucking funny.
Only the most JOYOUS FUN-HAVERS are allowed in my lobbies.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:36:08 AM
No.534001320
[Report]
>>534001538
 
its like a goddamn horror game
 
>Here's your lore accurate SEAF-chan bro
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:37:27 AM
No.534001421
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>>534001367
>Black queen
based
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:38:17 AM
No.534001497
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>>534001714
 
Why cant I duct tape a flashlight to my fucking head? These sandstorm are fucking annoying
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:38:44 AM
No.534001538
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>>534001320
shit look like a Metro game
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:40:48 AM
No.534001714
[Report]
>>534003756
 
>>534001497
put on the shield gen pack
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:40:50 AM
No.534001717
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>>534000413
Good, fuck you I dont want to liberate with you if you act like that
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:44:05 AM
No.534002012
[Report]
>>534002275
 
>>534001367
Imagine the smelle
 
 
>>534001103
Seaf-chan. Southern belle or New Yawker?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:46:13 AM
No.534002192
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>>534002273
 
any lobby?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:47:12 AM
No.534002273
[Report]
>>534002714
 
>>534002192
i'm up for it if you want to make one.
 
 
>>534002012
>cocoa butter, hot cheetos, and crisco
need SEAFkween NOW
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:51:43 AM
No.534002681
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>>534002275
ZAMN!!! SEED OILS DO THAT!??
 
 
>>534002273
ok
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244184028424/76561198073214698
bug 10
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:53:18 AM
No.534002819
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>>533998578
>IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:53:32 AM
No.534002836
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:56:20 AM
No.534003136
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>>534002275
Brazilian girls has bigger ass
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:58:16 AM
No.534003337
[Report]
 
>>534002714
4/4
I'm going to try out the K9 mwahahahahaha
 
 
>Cruise missile strats get added
>In order to use them you have to call in a laser designator that takes up your support weapon slot
>basically missile silo but cutting the middle man (hellpod missle) and having the missile come directly from the SD
Good idea, borderline retarded, or just straight up retarded?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:00:42 AM
No.534003603
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>>534003474
Super retarded
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:01:19 AM
No.534003662
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:02:13 AM
No.534003756
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:04:17 AM
No.534003947
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>>534003474
>you have to call in a laser designator that takes up your support weapon slot
lame, cringe, giga homosexual. make it an emplacement
>hold r to choose between manual control and map pin guided 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:05:17 AM
No.534004028
[Report]
>>534004373
 
Why is the 500kg so inconsistent at killing BTs even when it blows up right below them?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:09:11 AM
No.534004373
[Report]
>>534004604
 
>>534004028
Swiggers in their infinite wisdom programmed the blast radius to be a v shape that goes upward instead of a fucking circle. Even if you stick a 500kg directly on a bile titan, it could still live because the explosion is going above it with nothing on the bottom :)
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:09:13 AM
No.534004375
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>>534003474
Sounds like it'd get mogged by the Ultimatum
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:11:35 AM
No.534004604
[Report]
>>534004716
 
>>534004373
that's old news, boyo, that shit was a 60 day patch change
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:12:50 AM
No.534004716
[Report]
 
>>534004604
Nope. They accidentally reverted that change along with the bunker turret accuracy
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:12:51 AM
No.534004719
[Report]
 
>>533998892
New support weapon: aggressively mid, and has bugged spread.
New support backpack: S tier mobility tool.
New primary: It's okay. Worst part about it is the dogshit ergonomics.
 
 
>>533997984
People misconstrue the relations of modern helldivers in the universe.
Their comically rushed massive causality rate in training and field, their connection to the seaf etc
The reason super earth tossed so many people away during selection alone is because the helldivers had been defunct some time after the first galactic war.
They were basically bringing fossils back to life for political purposes. 
They had a wellspring of human capital ready to through itself away for their goal, and the powers that be “needed” studs who could fulfill the helldiver mythos more than they needed any actual functional military units they could have formed from the groups instead.
The SEAF like the helldivers prospects from all walks, though you’d guess most of the latter come from the former, but even the former was probably lacking due to the relative peacefulness of the expansion period.
Most likely, helldivers will return to being recruited mainly from veteran “child” soldiers of the seaf, assuming as I do that they definitely allow those as low as 16 to see combat in the SEAF, their rotc equivalent being more a lifelong training program boy scout scenario.
So the first wave galactic war 2 helldivers are more or less products of a “poisonous insect pot” but with human sacrifices and smoke and mirrors for propaganda purposes, while the SEAF are a complete mixed bag of post peacetime cope
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:17:14 AM
No.534005092
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>>533999458
Pajeet time is pretty much aussie time, which pretty much the new conflict zone between chinks jeets and muzzies anyway
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:18:51 AM
No.534005253
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>>533999773
It’s Tuesday on the east coast which isn’t a helpful detail for anyone really
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:21:20 AM
No.534005447
[Report]
>>534007012
 
>>534000769
It deals about as much damage as a publisher ammo pool v ammo pool uncharged.
Nerfing its ammo consumption would just make a statwise mid weapon horrible on top of being bugged beyond consideration
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:22:48 AM
No.534005576
[Report]
 
>>534002141
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvDYzCcR28&t=8s
Both are really really good, but I think the voice at 8 seconds just feels right for SEAF-chan.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:23:28 AM
No.534005637
[Report]
 
>>534001103
>>534002141
Prosperity on the sea
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:24:11 AM
No.534005701
[Report]
>>534005921
 
>>534004762
That's cool headcannon you've devised up, but unless any SEAF improves at any point in this game to match that the armed forces actually are trying to square up against the enemy armies instead of still being day 1 of the war level of peacetime cope troops then it your lore is worthless. And of course, know how lazy these swedish niggers are, it's almost 100% guaranteed that those blueberries will always be that way instead of evolving overtime in a galactic arms race.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:26:42 AM
No.534005921
[Report]
>>534006236
 
>>534005701
And it's sad too. Because it would be so fucking cool to see SEAF armed with cutting edge technology won through MOs to fight back better against the bugs/bots/ayys. It would be on the level of XCOM in that, over the campaign, your little niggas start off with simple ballistic weaponry and eventually start utilizing repurposed alien technology to fight back against the ayys.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:29:59 AM
No.534006236
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>>534005921
I’m still holding out we get a SEAF squad drop, which we can eventually customize. I hope it drops with the super heavy weight bubble boy armor they wear. Even if it negates the ability to sprint entirely, it would be fun for larping
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:30:13 AM
No.534006250
[Report]
>>534006515
 
>>534004762
Most Helldivers are children that are born without a C-01 permit, taken into government custody, and then trained from childhood to be soldiers.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:33:11 AM
No.534006515
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>>534007353
 
>>534006250
How could that be true when the helldivers literally haven’t existed for generations.
That sounds more like their basic policy on orphans to citizen and SEAF pipeline. in general
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:38:37 AM
No.534007012
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>>534008494
 
>>534005447
no no, you increase the nominal magazine size and have the lower charge levels cost less so you get more of those per magazine but leave the full overcharge AT ammo efficiency as it is with three shots per magazine or four for a slight buff. If you keep just two charges levels, you make it evenly divisible by two like 6 or 8 with shots costing 1 or 2, if you add a third shotgun blast of unfocused plasPunisher or uncharged Purifier bolts make the mag divisible by three ala 9 or 12 with shots costing 1, 2 or 3 ammo based on charge level.
Now instead of always wanting to full charge no matter what because there's literally no reason not to and it's a waste of ammo/potential max damage otherwise, Epoch charge levels have discreet functions and ammunition cost where you may actually desire to use them to clear chaff or medium targets with uncharged or short charged shots.
 
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244186324389/76561199108851031
d10 wahtev
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:40:50 AM
No.534007214
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What day did Reach fall to the Covenant? And what day is this game gonna be available for Xbox niggers?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:42:24 AM
No.534007353
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>>534008061
 
>>534006515
I didn't say that most children in government custody become Helldivers, I said that most Helldivers were children in government custody.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:43:08 AM
No.534007408
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:46:36 AM
No.534007720
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:47:24 AM
No.534007783
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apc doko
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:48:43 AM
No.534007890
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>>533931851
Leviathan of Gold
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:50:35 AM
No.534008061
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>>534007353
We are ALL children in the loving custodianship of super earth
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:50:51 AM
No.534008086
[Report]
>>534008780
 
Are you ready to wait another fucking week for a patch?
 
>>534008136
Why? Mech is perfect
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:55:09 AM
No.534008493
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>>534008662
 
>>534008232
The gatling gun needs double the ammo and it fixes that mech.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:55:09 AM
No.534008494
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>>534007012
That’s fun but I think it would be a system better off on its own new gun.
Someone said the epoch was intended to shoot multiple plasma nades in a scatter shot, and I tend to believe that would be the best angle of improving its “DPS”. Give it 4 scattered punisher blobs uncharged, then have it act like a plasma EAT when fully charged. Rather than complicate the concept too much with a million, if cool, firing modes
They should release a plasma VG for that.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:56:13 AM
No.534008601
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>>534008232
It's missing the self-reload, strat launcher, and suit customization features
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:56:23 AM
No.534008612
[Report]
 
>>534008232
>Not allowed to send mechs back to be reloaded, reducing the cooldown and refunding the limit
I disagree.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:56:27 AM
No.534008617
[Report]
 
MONTHLY REMINDER
IF YOU ARE NOT OMBUDSMAN OF THE STARS
 YOU ARE EQUAL TO ALL OTHER SUPER DESTROYOERS
BUT ALL OMBUDSMAN OF THE STARS ARE OMBUDSMAN OF THE FSTARS.
FUCK SQUI9DS, FUCK BUGS, FUCKS BOTS
FUCK ALL WHO ARE NOT HUMAN TO BE HONETS
FUCK YOU ALL! I AM THE OMBUDSMAN OF THE STARS TO REMINDER YOU
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:57:02 AM
No.534008662
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>>534008994
 
>>534008493
Usually I run outta Gatling by the time I run out of missiles. Its a good go in and fuck things up kinda strat.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:57:28 AM
No.534008701
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>>533931851
King of Conviction
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:58:14 AM
No.534008780
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>>534008086
Ever since the xbox port was announced I've accepted that we're not getting any content until August 26th.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:00:35 AM
No.534008994
[Report]
 
>>534008662
I end up saving my rockets for bigger targets or large clumps.
But the gatling just needs double the ammo and it wouldn't feel so short lived.
The mechs in HD1 felt longer lasting and that's what i want.
I want to feel like a dreadnought.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:02:09 AM
No.534009138
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>>534008232
Mechs shouldn't have types, and you should be able to just choose which kinds of arms you want your mech to have.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:14:21 AM
No.534010230
[Report]
>>534012146
 
>>534008136
>>534008232
>never used the exosuits
>not racist, just don’t like em
>look up the patriot
>it’s one arm is just an MMG with 40% more ammo
>literally just the MMG, no bullshit, not even the HMG
idk man this seems pretty weak sauce
>looks at other arm
>is a commando with a little over x3 ammo
>or a rocket turret with a little under half the ammo but twice the damage per rocket
>or, maybe a better comparison, a slightly weaker anti tank emplacement with a little under half its ammo 
I guess that’s where all the budget went. Think I’ll have to use it to run over bug horses and voteless before I give it any final judgement.
Just seems like a half a Mobile antitank emplacement that can cover itself against chaffe slightly better
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:28:45 AM
No.534011485
[Report]
>>534011863
 
Less than 5% of players dive on squid planets. Are the swedes proud of their work?
 
I have not used the Epoch and will not until they fix the spread.
 
>>534011739
The spread bug really is awful as it makes the weapon nigh unusable. Any amount of playtesting would have revealed that its working incorrectly. The swedes are such awful quality control.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:32:48 AM
No.534011863
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>>534011485
>Are the swedes proud of their work?
They clearly don't understand the idea of taking pride in their own work, with the dogshit buggy patches they release. And also the way they interact with the playerbase, always full of snarky remarks, when the players often know how the game works better than the fucking devs themselves. Imagine that.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:33:49 AM
No.534011942
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:35:21 AM
No.534012089
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>>534011997
Shoots the same caliber of bullet as the AMR is why.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:35:22 AM
No.534012092
[Report]
>>534012421
 
>>534011997
bad durable damage compared to other ap4 support weapons
 
 
>>534010230
Exosuits are among the very worst when it comes to the question whether this or that item will give you enough power to justify its slot cost. This doesn't really matter however due to the fact that this game attracted the dumbest community I've ever seen. Style is being prioritized over function and affordability.
 
 
>>534011997
They nerfed the shit out of the durable damage.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:37:41 AM
No.534012271
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>>534011997
you're using it wrong, it's the opposite of a run & gun item, try shooting things from prone while ads and across some distance (300ish meters) and you'll outperform any other MG with ease
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:38:25 AM
No.534012339
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>>534012146
There's literally a thread on r*ddit right now with a dude mocking people because he thinks mechs are unironically good.
They probably are, if you play diff 5. But this still wouldn't make them better than any other stratagem lol.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:39:00 AM
No.534012394
[Report]
 
The way Alexus does weapon changes is that everything must be "in balance". When they increased the magazine size of the HMG, they also decreased the durable damage significantly (and didn't list it in the patch notes, mind you). Alexus has the fucked vision that the total damage per magazine must be consistent, even with the increase, hence the damage nerf.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:39:19 AM
No.534012421
[Report]
>>534015438
 
>>534011997
>>534012092
>>534012203
>acceptable durable damage back when it had 75 rounds mag, can kill a factory strider in half a mag to it's belly
>60 days patch
>"we buff it's ammo to 100 but nerf the durable damage to a dogshit level, you rike?"
>can't even kill factory strider with 100 + 1 rounds to it's fucking belly
I hate Swedes so fucking much
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:41:03 AM
No.534012584
[Report]
 
Is there any difference MAP GENERATION wise between a Mega-City and a Settlement?
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:41:08 AM
No.534012594
[Report]
 
>>534011849
>The swedes are such awful quality control
It is astounding how they have always been and continue to be so bad at it. I just don't understand how they have gone so long, basically 18 months of every single patch creating new problems and every single content release not functioning properly in some way and yet they haven't changed at all to try to improve this.
 
 
>Bugniggers once again demonstrating they have zero clue how the cities work and decide to take the longest route possible just to lose it all when the next MO starts
Im starting to understand why Joel makes bug MOs so simple.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:43:00 AM
No.534012745
[Report]
 
>>534012597
You've been warned, chud.
 
 
>>534012597
More like everyone is tired of playing on these ugly, dull ass cities.
 
 
>>534012801
Which ones owe you the most sex?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:01:20 AM
No.534014245
[Report]
>>534014389
 
>>534012146
I haven’t used them just because they look super clunky. My mech appreciation comes in a select few forms
>cheap clunkers (at 600cd, that is not the current mechs)
>f-fast, think titanfall. In helldivers u would literally just accept them being SLIGHTLY faster then a helldiver, rather than disgustingly slower. It’s the main reason I never even looked at them
>BRRRRThogs or big guns. This would make them being trash cans worth it, but The mechs seemingly use the same caliber of guns the helldivers use, and not even any better than the average grunt, since they’re so slow. Neither do they carry comically large versions of our primary guns with Bayonets readied, which I shamelessly enjoy 
The emplacement, for example, seemed better to me than the emancipator or patriot, and I just looking over their stats, it seems to be the case on paper as well.
Not to mention the turret imo evoking the fantasy of manning a big-ish gun better than the suits do any of the above, for me at least.
 
 
>>534014198
Warrior chan
Breeding Commander
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:03:12 AM
No.534014389
[Report]
>>534015227
 
>>534014245
>The emplacement, for example, seemed better to me than the emancipator or patriot, and I just looking over their stats, it seems to be the case on paper as well.
Imagine a mech that has an HMG Emplacement for one arm, and an AT Emplacement for the other.
 
 
>>534014384
>The humble warrior and her bratty older sister
Good taste. I like Stalkers.
 
 
>>534014574
I think it's cute when she's scuttling in the distance and she thinks I can't see her.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:07:19 AM
No.534014695
[Report]
>>534014994
 
For me, it's Titan-chan and holding claws. Sometimes she picks me up.
 
>>534014783
wrong, also
>stop having fun! 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:10:57 AM
No.534014994
[Report]
>>534016107
 
>>534014651
I like when Stalkers do that thing where they knock you back with their tongues and then scuttle off like they're shy.
Hunters are really cute too.
>>534014695
>holding claws. 
>Sometimes she picks me up.
Cute...
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:11:46 AM
No.534015049
[Report]
 
>>534014830
>proving that you should be castrated for the sake of public safety 
>fun
kys
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:13:04 AM
No.534015158
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:13:47 AM
No.534015218
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>>534012597
bugniggers are bounds by threads of fate to commit to the single worst course of action every time, just as Ñ3gr4h the tranny is bound by the same threads to never post without his dogshit webms
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:13:52 AM
No.534015227
[Report]
 
>>534014389
If I were fuhrer over at AH I would make
>cheap mech, basically a cross between the roit shield on stilts the robutts field or a miniature forklift ala aliens
It would be armed with TWO (2!) stalwarts, one on each hand.
>next frame would be approaching titanfall scale mech, especially proportionally 
I think this one would break the games systolic panache, but maybe it could work. It would be armed with a proportionate “constitution”
>third mech is just buffing the patriot, turning its MMG into the Gatling turrets gun and more ammo. Maybe giving it the full battletech treatment and giving it a disposable jetpack so it can break its ankles like a real Helldiver. 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:06 AM
No.534015254
[Report]
 
>>534014830
He doesn't understand the allure of alien fembugs. He's too far gone to be reasoned with.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:33 AM
No.534015297
[Report]
>>534016210
 
>>534014830
go have sex for real instead of shitting up my thread with your coom posts
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:50 AM
No.534015329
[Report]
>>534015457
 
Perpetual horniness is a feminine trait. Go talk to your dads.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:15:50 AM
No.534015413
[Report]
>>534015819
 
 
>>534012203
33% to 23% isn't really "nerfing the shit" out of something. 
was it an unnecessary change? yeah
did it ruin the HMG? fuck no
the increase in mag size more than compensates for the less-than-a-dozen round increase in most breakpoints. only things like bile titans and factory striders took a big enough hit to feel the difference, but why are you shooting those with your HMG outside of needing to resort to using it as Plan C?
>>534012421
>acceptable durable damage back when it had 75 rounds mag, can kill a factory strider in half a mag to it's belly
>>"we buff it's ammo to 100 but nerf the durable damage to a dogshit level, you rike?"
>>can't even kill factory strider with 100 + 1 rounds to it's fucking belly
it went from taking 48 out of 75 rounds to kill to taking 69 out of 100 rounds to kill, so 64% of a mag to 69% of a mag. virtually the same performance. Webm related, I fired extra 6 shots after it was dead which puts it right at the 69 out of 100 needed. If it's taking you over a mag you're probably doing it wrong and spreading your shots out between both panels, or shooting from such a shallow angle you're getting bounces
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:16:15 AM
No.534015453
[Report]
>>534015819
 
>>534014783
This. They outed themselves as soon as they failed to mention charger and her sister bilespewer chan
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:16:19 AM
No.534015457
[Report]
 
>>534015329
I can't he's dead :'(
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:16:30 AM
No.534015473
[Report]
 
>>534007067
ggs jazz bros
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:18:20 AM
No.534015632
[Report]
 
>>534015438
>33% to 23% isn't really "nerfing the shit" out of something. 
>was it an unnecessary change? yeah
>did it ruin the HMG? fuck no
yknow the hmg had 70 shots when they nerfed it, and it took you 75 there?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:21:11 AM
No.534015819
[Report]
 
>>534015413
Pouncers, hunters, and stalkers are all cute in a silly spastic kind of way.
>>534015453
I actually think chargers are way cuter than behemoth chargers, and wondered if anyone else felt the same way. Not a fan of spewers though.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:21:10 AM
No.534015820
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:21:19 AM
No.534015826
[Report]
 
>>534015438
crisper can do this in half the time lmfao. everyone laugh at this man posting clips from D4
 
 
>be arrowhead
>buff the weapons because they were peashooters
>release subfaction that just returns all the chaff to their bullet sponge release versions
kek and nerftrannies wanna go back to this
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:23:07 AM
No.534015939
[Report]
 
>>534015737
oh is that what happened?! I just looked back and you were suddenly gone, I thought you got raptured
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:23:36 AM
No.534015969
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>>534012146
They are great in bug cities. 
Enemies have to funnel through choke points. All the objectives are type that can be taken down by blowing them up. 
They just work in bug cities. Anywhere else. Useless
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:24:35 AM
No.534016048
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>>534015874
Are you seriously being filtered by spore burst, nigger?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:00 AM
No.534016084
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>>534015874
Watch out, I can already hear them banging on their keyboard telling you to lower the difficulty or something
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:18 AM
No.534016107
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>>534016261
 
>>534014994
She sure likes to give a little tongue punch too, I bet
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:26:25 AM
No.534016187
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>>534013758
>Everyone
Worked out pretty well when botchads took claorell
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:26:49 AM
No.534016210
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>>534016408
 
>>534015297
I had sex literally 2 hours ago, how about you?
 
 
The HMG was nerfed because they couldn’t in good conscience leave its performance even close to the HMG homage they were preparing for the vastly superior HMG in form factor and function: the M2 and its array of upcoming stratagems
>m2 w/ buttstock support weapon stratagem
>m2 mounted on conventional turret
>smart, self firing m2 mounted on a mechanized version of its classic tripod
>grenade emplacement but with an m2 instead
 
>>534016107
>Tongues strong enough to send you flying
The kissing would be crazy.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:28:18 AM
No.534016320
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>>534016617
 
>>534004762
Nah. My headcannon is that my Helldiver(s) are all mothballed older Helldivers from the first war that they put on ice. For hundreds of years
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:28:20 AM
No.534016323
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>>534016567
 
>>534016261
I didn't mean kissing...
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:28:28 AM
No.534016329
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>>534016567
 
>>534016261
>kissing
haha yes the kissing...
 
 
>>534016210
Oh I just met Trump and signed a 20 million dollar bill with him, I also fucked his wife, other than that not much
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:30:22 AM
No.534016464
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>>534016408
>I also fucked his wife
ew
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:30:37 AM
No.534016485
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squids are so dead, I queue on a squid planet and its sends to me a bug planet to find a group.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:31:37 AM
No.534016567
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:32:26 AM
No.534016617
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>>534016320
I think both simultaneously
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:33:08 AM
No.534016673
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>>534016232
Swiggers would riot if they had to work that much.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:33:25 AM
No.534016691
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>>534016796
 
update in 3 hours
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:34:02 AM
No.534016747
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>>534016931
 
>>534016408
Offer to stop fucking his wife in exchange for the release of the Epstein list.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:34:34 AM
No.534016796
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:36:41 AM
No.534016931
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>>534016747
Trump is about as attached to his wife as the average sodomite is to their fellow faggot
 
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244190517406/76561198195228611
d10 bugs
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:47:31 AM
No.534017701
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:52:58 AM
No.534018060
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>>534018167
 
>>534017403
>bugs
on a planet we can actually see shit, right?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:54:25 AM
No.534018167
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>>534018060
Lower. The. Difficulty.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:55:31 AM
No.534018229
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:00:40 AM
No.534018564
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>>534015874
yeah everything just endlessly attacking you is kinda obnoxious. Just feels like stim first meta all over again
 
 
>>534016232
I know this is just a shitpost but a full size MAH DEUCE would just be an auto AMR and better HMG simultaneously, you'd need to tune the current HMG some and give the AMR some goodies to compensate.
I think it's odd the AMR doesn't have any tiny basically nonexistent AoE or incendiary damage with its gigantic tracer splash for example, give it some of that Raufoss HEIAP energy. I still think giving it altfire solid tungsten bullets with Railgun pen levels and durable ratio but definitely not Railgun level raw per shot damage would also be cool.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:03:18 AM
No.534018743
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>>534019156
 
>>534018601
I think it's odd the AMR doesn't have a third person reticle.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:09:58 AM
No.534019156
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>>534018743
you're going to give Alexus a heart attack dude stop it
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:18:41 AM
No.534019731
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it's going to really suck waking up to no patch because the swedes are in their post-vacation recovery period
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:20:51 AM
No.534019870
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I played the game today
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:23:06 AM
No.534020009
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There's a patch coming... I feel it...
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244193844286/76561199108851031
d10 whatev, might play till new patch(lol)
 
>>534018601
There was a prototype stock and bipod m2 that was never fielded
I pictured the support weapon m2 as that, and using mechanics similar to the AMR: as in you can’t properly third person aim, or first person aim at all, unless prone, but going prone is as fast as with any other gun. Recoil would be insane outside of prone as well.
Not sure how the damage would be balanced, but I just pictured being a more restrictive from the usability standpoint point HMG with better DPS and hard target “durable” DPS especially. 
Maybe 200/80 damage/durable, 600/800/1200 rpm. Bullets would definitely be kept in a backpack.
I’m not sure about AMR buffs outside of a 10 round magazine and more ammo. It’s “explosive” damage is baked into the ballistic numbers, so maybe just give it the shockwave effect, so small enemies get knocked on their ass. Admittedly not an AMR enjoy though, even though rifles are my favorite primaries; or maybe that’s why.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:19 AM
No.534020382
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:53 AM
No.534020423
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>>534020648
 
>Variable Status:
Great
>Epoch Status:
Meh
>Warp Pack Status:
Best Packfu
>Arc nade status:
Second best throwable
>Laser Turret Status:
Bretty gud
>Armor Perk Status:
lol I don't use it I am not a shitter
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:54 AM
No.534020425
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>>534020226
chaff and heavy units sound remaster
 
 
To the "Warrior-King of 4chan", you fucking died 7 times and didn't do shit for the objective. Even on the fortress you were just shooting the stupid bots that were pre-spawned at the base while I solo took out the entire base but you still stayed there for 10 minutes trying to kill off the 6 remaining bots. 
Please stick to bugs.
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:30:48 AM
No.534020559
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>>534021138
 
>>534020482
/r/thathappened
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:32:05 AM
No.534020648
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>>534020423
>armor perk
it's fun to use with sound mods. I have the jojo one so it makes the last stand feel really cool
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:35:02 AM
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:37:25 AM
No.534021035
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>>534020203
3/4 still, join
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:40:10 AM
No.534021228
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>>534021309
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:41:24 AM
No.534021309
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>>534021228
Hey! Its Warrior-King of 4chan!
Btw, you're ass. Uninstall.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:41:53 AM
No.534021350
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>>534020226
+ Helldiverized Helmets/Armors/Capes + BFA + SC arrows.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:42:50 AM
No.534021423
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:42:53 AM
No.534021428
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>>534025675
 
>>534018601
>>534020297
To continue: it may have been a shitpost, but I unironically lust for said short and light barreled, bipod and stocked m2.
And a more stereotypical three piece tripod’d and stockless m2 stratagem: barebones and low cooldown, 46” heavy barrel and AMR level rounds.
The mechanically automated smart gun version, prototypical helldive turret version, and “one stratagem, four hellpods” x4 HMG battlement drop would just be beating a dead dick, but damn it if it wouldn’t be glorious.
All of the above, but done over in a Pen 3 mini-me m1919a4 package is something else I dream about
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:43:52 AM
No.534021490
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>>534021623
 
Why does the stalwart get recommended to newgens so much? It's not good. The durable damage is trash, it's nearly identical to the liberator in most of its stats, shitty recoil that makes it unwieldy past 50m, AP2 when almost every other weapon has ap4 or anti tank capabilities. That shit is covered by primary weapons now. You are a liability if you bring this garbage to my game. 'Oh but it works really well with the eruptor' no shit it works well when the eruptor does 90% of the work
 
>>534021138
Wait, you bothered to drop a gg and pretend to be all chummy, only to wait to sperg about it to the thread instead of telling him how to play better in the damn game? Because that's honestly pretty pathetic on your part.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:44:44 AM
No.534021556
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>>534021138
We all have our bad days. Why name and shame an anon just because he died a bunch in a PvE game?
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:45:32 AM
No.534021613
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>>534021680
 
>>534021496
>the projection
"Warrior-King of 4chan!"
 
LMAO!
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:45:42 AM
No.534021623
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>>534021490
>just a bloated liberator
Doesn’t matter. You have to learn to love the stalwart. Even it’s max RPM should be bumped up to 1800
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:46:20 AM
No.534021680
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>>534021613
I was not in your lobby.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:47:12 AM
No.534021729
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>>534013758
I prefer them over the open fields since the alleys funnel enemies better for close range weapons and aoe spam.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:48:47 AM
No.534021839
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>>534021972
 
>>534021496
Feel like it’s a masturbaitory fetish it’s involving us all in. That poster is unironically probably one and the same as its supposed shaming target
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:50:30 AM
No.534021972
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>>534021839
>That poster is unironically probably one and the same as its supposed shaming target
Honestly wouldn't doubt it.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:51:54 AM
No.534022094
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>>534023914
 
>this is your thread on no content
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:52:26 AM
No.534022130
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>Bring constitution
>have to fight to kill like one single enemy 
>just feels like a fucking slog like I'm playing the game on release
>take peak physique, eruptor, stun lance, HMG on bots
>have fun time
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:55:20 AM
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>>534021138
Attention threaddivers, code Gucci has been declared.
Based on censor bar placement, the seething tranny could have a name starting with:
Q - roughly 17 characters long
C - roughly 12 characters long
D - roughly 8 characters long
Additionally, the in-game names for 'C' and 'Q' haven't been perfectly covered. The third character for 'Q' sticks out on top censor bar on the first line and 'C's second letter pokes out the left on the sixth line. Stay free. Stay safe.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:13:17 AM
No.534023598
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>>534022732
>trannie
I'm Japanese, we have lowest number of trannies. Nice try seething Warrior King of 4chan. lol!
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:16:54 AM
No.534023889
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>>534024135
 
>>534022732
whys everyone hate this gucci guy anyway
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:17:11 AM
No.534023914
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>>534022094
I'll take Robutt porn posting at this point. With preferably her getting stuffed by BWC.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:17:34 AM
No.534023940
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>>534020482
Welcome back rinzu
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:19:56 AM
No.534024135
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>>534023889
He also was the kind to flood the thread with this kind of seething, and "dox" the usernames of people he hated in order to turn the thread against them. Genuinely just an annoying and pathetic person, so it's no wonder people hated him.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:40:31 AM
No.534025675
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>>534027587
 
>>534020297
>>534021428
after a search, do you mean the Browning M2 Anti-Mechanization Weapon? this thing is silly, and I do question even a Helldiver firing it out of prone even as I'm a multi-caliber gatling advocate. It is neat though.
>AMR ten round magazine
not if you want the mag to remain shorter than the bipod bucko. I think they could get away with some more mags at the current capacity. A teeny shockwave and some fire damage plus DoT buildup to directly hit targets would be the best representation of a heavy incendiary tracer and a nicely balanced little buff, being able to casually burn out mid-chaff on non fatal hits or potentially set heavy and superheavy units on fire through repeat hits to AP4 parts would give it some more identity both in the anti-medium and anti-tank roles.
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:09:13 AM
No.534027587
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>>534025675
>>534026745
>10 round longer than bipod
Look up the beret
>is ridiculous 
Yes, especially the 76 lb version.
There was one that was a scant 60 lbs!
 
 
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:39:18 AM
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>>534022732
It's the letter "D" you idiot. "C" and "Q" joined after whoever took the screen shot. 
If you're going to make the effort of throwing so many words at the screen at least read what you're trying to talk about