Thread 535570585

IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
LESS THAN 1 (one) HOUR TO LAUNCH

Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
<Minty Fresh> Alliance
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals> Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535559215

WE NEED A GUILD ON GURUBASHI HORDE PRONTO

A 3RD REALM JUST HIT THE TOWERS
AMBERSHIRE SISTERS HELP

desu

the libtards on discord are very upset by my fashy ways

>3rd pve realm
>guru cant even hit the point where it gets a queue
guaranteed fucking dead in two weeks

>250ms on stress test
>170ms on launch
How did they do it?

>8K KEZAN
>8K MENETHIL
>5K GURUBASHI
>10K IN QUEUE
turtle sisters, our response?

ULDERMENSCH, ARE YOU WITH ME?

ULDAMAN CHADS WW@

I CAN'T FUCKING KILL ANYTHING FOR THE VERMIN QUEST AND NOBODY WILL LET ME IN THEIR PARTY

Fucking cast timer, melee niggers keep cucking me

>>535570806
thankfully I rolled a troll

hahaaa get cucked losers!

big gordo cock

>>535570889
Just go hit it with your melee sis

Will turtle-wow peeps really not explain this shit?

>>535570889
just spam invite people. although your posting anime so I'd imagine your social anxiety is too great for that

>>535570585 (OP)
the fuck is going on with that face
Low quality slop

turtle sisters?? i am nervous

>>535570930
there is no cock

we are so back to nostalrius era

>>535570585 (OP)
>Uldaman is coming
There will be NOBODY to play turtle ahaha

Turtle sisters I don't feel so good...
They have 4 servers and like 40k players...
How will Ambershire compete?
Can Bowser and Shenna afford to DDOS Ascension? They need to do something...

If you're playing on Menethil can you please reply to this post? I want to know if I'm going to be stupid and lonely on this server.

>>535571023
there is. its the thing on its back

Anyone else a white man who sticks it out until the end?

WHEN IS TURDLE RELEASING I WANT TO LAUGH

>>535571086
there are like 5 of us in the DESU channel...

jesus fucking christ, its SWARMING with fucking undead no-shoes niggers on Gurubashi

Its gonna be full of fucking UD rogue and Pala faggots, wont it...

>>535570996
Saar do not acknowledge the $160 Mounts saar
>>535570978
9k

Total troontle humiliation

>>535571149
last i checked that's a mexican's job

I'm so sad I didn't get the same imp name as the original launch...

>>535571153
Bit less than 3 hours from now.

4 POUCHES
I AM THE STRONGEST

>22k players across all realms
oh shit...

>>535571153
2 hours still lol

>3 PVE SERVERS
>LAUNCH STILL GOING STRONG

ASCENSION GODS!!!!!!!!!!!! KEYTOTES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>535571086
The server is full at this point and their even thinking of oppening a 3rd PVE realm, also all of these new realms are going to get merged at some point anyway so it really doesn't matter.

>the caged tauren still take 10 minutes to respawn and the quest still doesn't work in groups
This is AIDS.

TURTLE WILL GET OVER 30K YOU LOST CHUDS

I think I saw someone post how to remove admin rights from the ascension launcher, anyone got the link on instructions?

A-ambershire in 2 hours g-g-guys... Hype?..

410 in kezan queue but thinking of switching to uldaman...

>30k in game
>3.5k in queue
OH NO NO NO TURTLE SISTERS OUR 9K "PLAYERS" AREN'T LOOKING SO GOOD RIGHT NOW, CAN TORTA GET MORE BOTS?

>>535571290
its just going to get higher when the wagies get back from work

>>535571180
I'm too shy to join something like that, but thank you that's good to know.

>>535571029
thats cute, but turtle has twice that daily

they turned off ore hyperspawns btw :(

>>535571086
I'm a menethil!

going exploring because the whole map has queue lines everywhere and it's very funny

>>535570996
I call it thirdie filter

>>535571039
watch some pre launch interviews, they have no clue how will they actually manage the server

TROONDLE LOST

>>535571539
Based third positionist

Jealous?

>>535571480
its sunday, you braindead ape

>>535571545
no queues on guru, we dont conform to slave morality

I'll complete northshire tonight when the wagies are in bed. its a fucking mess there

>>535571086
I'm here

>Only 30k
LMFAO TURTLE HAS THATT ON OFF TIMES, AMBERSHIRE IS GONNA GET 60K EASY

What UI you guys using?
I liked turtles pfUI but it doesn't look like it supports this version..

Actually crazy numbers...

>>535571472
you realize that troondle has chink only and spic only realms that has the same amout of people too, right?
they have on average more people

>>535571656
I woke up late though so I'm behind the crowd instead of in front of it, so questing is going to be lame.

>>535571737
it's like that EVERYWEHRE hahaha
>>535571545

fat sweaty heaving night elf tits

Guild status for daddies on Kezan?

>1 pvp realm with barely any queue
>3+ pve realms
yeah kezan and sons won

officially the biggest pserver launch ever by a large margin

how many are online kezan, and how laggy?

the game is so silky smooth

>>535571837
retail slop

>people are losing their minds cause they can't get pfquest work
kek, wait til they realize there's no group finder

90% pop drop MINIMUM

Is there a queue on Menethil?

So many people asking for help for their quest helper addon holy shit

>>535571029
>8k limit
fucking retards
it's really not the end of the world if people have to wait 30 min in a queue if it means the server isn't an overcrowded shithole like turtle

why are so many people joining kezan instead of the other pve shitshows?
>>535571941
give it an hour turtle will get 10x the player count 100x even

>>535572051
no

>>535570832
>this is what carebear failed males actually believe
0/10 cry more

>>535571906
come to Menethil if you are a <White Man>

>>535572051
Wasn't when I logged in 10 minutes ago.

>>535572086
Names already reserved on kezan

>>535572149
they are reserved on all servers lol

>>535571956
Will it really be hard to find to group? Can't you just sit outside the dungeon and party up?
>t. mage
And is it just me seeing other mages or are there way too many mages

>>535570832
literally 6k queue right now though

>Kezan shitposters
>Guru shitposters
>both retards
>be me
>roll Menethil
>peace
>tranquility
>the ideal Epoch experience
Come home.

>>535572074
warmane knew this...

>>535572241
It'll be dead in a week, and they'll take ages to merge it which will put you behind

>>535572349
>which will put you behind
I'm rolling explorer's contract anyways, don't care.

<Might of Menethil> yay or nay?

>22900 players
turtle is buried

>>535572241
happy for you

Largest pserver of today vs largest pserver in history

test

stay jelly brokies

people standing line line for scavenged goods is making me kek. bro just move on

>>535571674
>Matching colors

A little

>>535572409
sounds good for a guild with your friends
sounds bad if you are stupid enough to be making a server for /epog/

Feral (cat) druid or shaman menethil bros?

is there a way to enable HD/Wod models on Epoch?

>still 3k queue on Kezan
how long is this shit gonna be

>>535572505
DUTCH WIPE THE SERVER NOW THIS ANON IS EXPLOITING!!!

troontle paid jeet shills coping hard

can we get a rewipe?

SHENNA DDOS IT NOW OR AMBERSHIRE IS FUCKED

POST WHITEMANE THE SULTRY MARE OF MENETHIL NOW

>>535572505
mirin

>>535572672
>waiting in a queue instead of playing on a server that's going to be merged down the line anyway
Kezan cucks are built different.

BROS, this is important.
KEZAN or MENETHIL?

Caster sisters, you know you can just melee the mob right? There are literally hundreds of casters losing their shit because they can't tag anything lol

those new gnome female npc voice lines are surprisingly good

>>535572540
>>Matching colors
soulless, you are supposed to get one of each colour

>>535572149
>got in after 7k que, didn't get reserve with OG launch
>still got my 4 letter name
Noice

>>535572672
I just woke up and started the queue 2 minutes ago, it was at 3200 and now it's at 2600, seems like it's moving fast unless it slows down later

>>535572819
My reserved name is on Kezan bwo...

>>535572843
If you're a latelet with no names just roll on Menethil it will get merged in a few weeks anyway

>>535572843
Menethil unless you are a buck broken queue slave

rogue, shadow priest or mage on PVE
QUICK I GOTTA DECIDE

>>535572949
I actually have NAMES.

>>535572843
>server named after Arthas himself
>server named after ?????????

>we're going to have kezan v menethil posting for months
Kino

>>535573006
uh...none of those are tanks or healers...

>meneSHILL faggots trying to groom people onto their dead server
Hold strong in the Kezan queue or else you are a tranny loser

uh oh

uh oh they cranked it too hard

OH NO

SHENNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT CRASHED

...or you could play Gurubashi Alliance!

ULDAMAN BROS WW@

cranked

ITS DEAD
SHENNA WON

SHE DDOS'D RIGHT BEFOR THEIR LAUNCH

LMAOO

ULDAMAN NEW PVE SERVER WE LOST

Menethil still up and running just fine.

any one have a working census addon?

>get to the front of the line for the gnome items
>kezan crashes
FUCK MY GNOME LIFE

are all mage specs viable on pochie?
i wanna play mage but i dont want to just be locked to 1 spec.

>kezan crash
>there are two new servers in the realm select
would you look at that

>>535573264
HAHAHA! Loser

Ruh roh

going dwarf sham on menethil desu.

>>535573314
menethil chads comfy

so mant retard warlocks not learning cow for free tags

>kezcucks down
>MENchads stay winning
LMAO

ITS BACK

Is Guru up yet? Don't wanna log out to check.

Kezan bros, I don't feel so good.

>>535573434
yes but nobodys playing there

>>535573434
100 ppl queue on guru rn

IM BACK IN SEEYA QUEUE NIGGERS

how the fuck do I get rid of this, ElvUIBros!!!

>kezan switched to daytime
My cozy launch experienced ruined by the blazing heat of the sun...

>>535573434
it's been up for almost 2 hours now

>>535572993
Total pigger death
Its almost like ukraine conflict

>>535573547
there will be many nights ahead, don't worry fren

>Kezan round robin activated
Based.

>Dutch giving us updates on the situation every 10 minutes
what a great guy he is

>menethick chode
Vs
>Cuckzan clitty

I think the choice is clear

>>535572843
both trans, guru if you are a normal human

queues are going so fast now wtf

>>535573646
What does that mean?

turtle status?

MEGASERVER STATUS

>Just had our first crash since launch on Kezan, fixing that now.

okay, can someone expalin to me, how exactly are ascension so good at pinpointing whatever causes crashes right away and fixing it, while pretty much every other private server needs fuckinbg days or even months do find what causes a random crash? what's the deal?

>>535570585 (OP)
Can anyone help me out with an easy plug and play ui for Epoch?

>>535573808
BTFO

>>535573808
gaped + raped

>>535573736
I love this coalburning whore like you wouldnt believe

Sad she lives in us i woild gladly drop 1000$ on gfe eith this whore

Turtle WoW status?

Why are the acension peeps such dicks, why did they have to release epoch today and fuck with turtle fresh launch?

Gurubashi currently:
Horde 3.3k
Ally 2.8k

looool he died what a stinky!

did they forget to disable high level chests again?

>>535573930
They are professionals who are paid and actual wage to do an actual job.

>>535573808
No self-control.
Had to ping everyone after the Kezan crash.

>>535573932
the default one, dont be a faggot

>this couldve been gaytotes if he knew how to string two lines of code together
dutchdomosama......
i furking kneel....

I'm playing Epoch until Amber launch and I'll just stick with whatever feels better.

No dire maul on Epoch already pisses me off, but the Turtle discord is on full copium/damage control now thanks to the sucessful Epoch launch so people might lose interest.

If Amber fails, it will get merged into Nord and I can't stand it anymore, so wasting time leveling on a shitty 2k pop realm would be a huge waste of time.
We'll see.

>>535574054
does ascension really make that much money to afford that?

~5.4k Total on Menethil
c-"Warlock" 476
c-"Priest" 505
c-"Mage" 455
c-"Shaman" 771
c-"Paladin" 947
c-"Hunter" 690
c-"Druid" 505
c-"Warrior" 654
c-"Rogue" 386

Paladin/Shaman master race?

>>535574054
so are warmane, stormforge, even troondle, etc other big projects, but ive never seen anyone find and fix crash bugs right away, considering a crash bug could be LITERALLY everything in the giant fuckworld of a game

24k?!

explorerchads: anybody figure out how to blacklist the buff from showing up in the UI? ElvUI won't do it

We will need this for the anti-tmog glasses as well

>>535574193
paladins are 80% ret 15% prot 5% holy btw

>>535574193
>c-"Rogue" 386
ummmm....stealthbabs?

>>535574193
>Rogue 386
Lol Lmao

can I get WOD models on Epoch?

ITS BACK UP

IM IN

IM IN

IM IN

>>535574227
I'm not joking about this, but Ascension and Warmane have some of the most talented people in the scene.

Do we know where Dutch is from? inb4 holland

>>535574165
retard. they are making millions

>>535574134
>If Amber fails, it will get merged into Nord
What a way to kill hype for your fresh server.

>>535574296
>>535574315
There are more, they are just stealthed so you can't see them on /who

lmao someone fighting as an epic mount

>twow keeps pinging everyone
lol
lmao

>25k players online
This is nuts, no?

>>535574337
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>535574087
It's ugly

>finally done with sen'jin
jesus

>>535574315
>>535574296
it's the carebear/pve realm lil bros. All the schoolshooter rogues are on Guru.

>>535574193
>all these pala
>all these druids
>all these shamans
>all these priests
Everyone in menethil is a healslut
Sissy server CONFIRMED

>>535574427
distugsting turtletroons can smell the ropeium approaching

>>535573930
no that's just epoch, everyone else has detailed logging set up

>>535574165
people dont seem to realize actually how much money a decent-sized to huge private server is making lol
its a lot

>>535573930
Just imagine gaytotes and his mods managing this launch and communication.
He is good for making tasteful custom content, but that is it.
Dutch becoming the master of this project was the best thing to happen or Epoch would never exist.

Turtle won.
>As of this announcement, we just passed 125k registered characters on Ambershire. Thank you all for this insane number.

>With the new realm's release, we wanted to celebrate this milestone for our project, and with that in mind, we would like to share our full-scope Mysteries of Azeroth trailer. This is not a showcase of something "new" -- rather it is a showcase and celebration of the years of work and countless additions we've made to our server.
https://youtu.be/2oew8UPWNaA

>>535574424
>low graphics

Anon it's a 20yo game but you don't have to play it with a 20yo pc

>>535574087
Player and enemy unit frames in the top left is retarded.
That shit belongs in the center-bottom for easy viewing

/join desu
on Gurubashi Horde

>>535574193
how did you get this?

>>535574282
Them ret niggas can't have my gear. Guess i'll only invite the 5%.

>>535574571
>125k "Registrations"
its the same as 3 Million "players"

>>535574607
we are all on alliance though

>>535574541
That's me, I'm the sissy.

>>535574390
>>535574550
are there really that many paypigs who spend money on cash shops for dumb shit?

>>535574591
im playing maxed out chud

>>535574360
everyone knows that, stormforge(tauri in particular too), considering they all make shitloads of money and hire actual talents

but neither of them seem to have the accuracy and quickness of ascension as it comes to locating and fixing crashes

>>535574571
Turtle won. At coping.

>>535574675
Alright we'll see what their playercount is in 2 hours.

Just saw a dwarf in teldrassil lmao

>>535574026
>6k
comfy territory

>>535574651
Anon, have you ever heard about the /who command?

the first live ban...

>>535574778
he needs a cat mount
and titties to look at while he plays

>>535574692
why

>>535574479
>It's ugly

>>535574767
Nice roadmap faggot.
When is Epoch getting their first custom zone? We got three new ones yesterday.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

You know, I would laugh until I pass out if Ambershire actually crashes/lags in unplayable ways just like those troons said it would happen with Epoch lmao.

>>535574778
Kalimdor has fallen
Billions must die

Holy fuck cant find any herbs anywhere
I'm ngmi

>>535574834
no

>>535574918
how do you hack in wow ? also what realm?

>>535574748
Ascension are incredibly professional, there's nothing else to it. Have you noticed how in all these posts about server mafias and corruption and everything, Ascension is never mentioned?
Because they are professionals. Not saying they don't participate in shady shit, they are just savvy enough to not be caught.

>>535574986
>125k characters
>you can make 10 per account
>12k accounts at best
holy doa

>>535574985
three new zones yesterday and you still choose to be here lol

>>535572505
flip the brown and red bags you monster

>>535574879
we hate stinky no shoes

>>535574986
Epoch did crash and lag in unplayable ways on Guru. You're not honestly a PvE cuck are you?
>>535575126
I'm literally alt tabbing clients

>>535574986
you got wiped

>>535574705
yes
why are you retards acting surprised when the biggest games in the world are shit like fortnite, cs, league, dota, etc, all f2p games that literally make billions from people buying hats

people love flexing skins, it just is what it is

and have in mind that this shit counts double for private wow servers like warmane or ascencion's other realms where you have also literal p2w shit on top of the cosmetic stuff. the amount of people walking around with store-bought shadowmournes on warmane for example is staggering and i think that one costs like 100 euros if not more

>>535575207
and I'm not on turdle because why would I be

>>535575113
28 of those characters are mine btw.

>>535575191
cringe, we could have been owning together but you had to betray us

>>535575207
>Epoch did crash and lag in unplayable ways on Guru
Guru hasn't crashed once, they have been planned restarts to fix the lag.

>>535575090
kezan
btw, UPDATE
found a 5th bag. what do?

Can't get turtle launcher working Data/patch-9.mpq

>>535575104
This.
Ascension is like organized crime while Turtle is like your average crackhead.

>>535575346
please mail to me name Cinnamoon

>>535575346
mail it to your ah/bank alt.

is there a substitute for lvl 1-10 quest near tirisfal glades?

Player limit on Menethil is 7000
Player limit on Gurubashi is now 7k
Player limit on Kezan is now 9000

>>535574296
Not interested in pve gameplay baby

>>535575104
they dont need to participate in shady shit, because they've done their monetization well enough
i dont like it, nor i care for any of their other realms, but people seem to eat that shit up, considering the randomness of their builds aspect, so they are always willing to shill out money for a slight edge. and monetizing their beta realms is also a genius move.
so they dont really need to make weird deals with chink gold-selling mafias or sell characters on the downlow to boost their income like half of the private server scene(shenna and crogge being the best example)

>>535575375
switch your download center around and keep trying
it worked for me last night when I switched to Singapore lol

>>535575375
Uninstall turtle launcher, download it again, install.

They fucked up and unless you download the latest version, you just get stuck in an update loop or patch-9 errors.

is Kezan pve or pvp server?
should I go lock or rogue?

>>535575420
Cute

the grape quest suuuuucks

>>535575375
>>>/vg/wpsg/
Honestly you're probably gonna get more help on the discord support channel, than on any 4chan thread.

where were you when hogger was kill?

I'm in like a 50 people lines waiting for quest item...

>>535575805
just skip it sis, it's not worth the effort right now

>>535575854
world first hogger already? well gg see you next fresh. it's over, no reason to log in anymore

>500 queue
>25 minutes
WTF

I rolled on Menethil.

>>535575854
In the flower queues of Shadowglen.

so what's the /v/erdict? should I download this?

>>535575885
You know you're right, i can come back to it when im 60

>>535576008
Yes

Why is Turtle-wow heads shitting on acension in /v/ and /wpsg/

>>535576008
the /v/erdict is fuck off, we're full

>>535575683
It's the good ol' f2p mentality.
People don't have to pay for the latest retail xpac, or pay for a sub, so they feel it's okay to buy things from the store, spending 1000's of dollars without realizing.

>>535575978
Welcome to the better server that doesn't crash.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>535576061
A cornered rat will bite the cat

This is insane. How do /epog/ cuckolds even compete with this amount of custom content?
https://youtu.be/2oew8UPWNaA
>inb4 you faggots say it's "bad content"
Looks great to me.

>>535576113
Because nobody is on it.
Heeeyoooooooo

Got my characters created and all the names I wanted, now I have to go participate in real life. Enjoy the Pochie in my stead, bros.

Turtle shills tatus?

What are they gonna do when people pass level 10? there's like no extra content

why the fuck are there 2 normal servers that are both labeled as "new player" ???

>>535576008
It's good.
>>535576076
Menethil has space, you fucking retard.

I haven't seen a single copper node so far and I picked up mining at level 3

when is turtle launching? id like to compare both launches, just downloaded their client too

>>535576186
then go play it and leave us be you paid shill

>>535576186
bad content

>>535576282
Because there are so many players

i got disconnected and its not letting me back in

>>535576330
Just under 2 hours. 1PM Eastern US Time.

>>535575871
Kill boars/wolves for 10 hours

>>535576312
Bro you ain't swiping a node for weeks. They gonna be camped

>>535576186
ecuck zoomers will not try both servers, instead they'll trust bunch of paid shill youtubers who showed few vids from the beta tests and talk how nothing like this exists elsewhere

Reminder. The turtle shilling will be rampant.

>>535575854
sipping mocha and playing mechwarrior 3 while in queue

>>535576330
in a little under 2 hours

>>535576416
ok, but what will they do after level 15?

>>535576343
>waaaaah stop discussing Epoch's direct competitor
I'm being generous calling it that by the way.
>>535576462
true and basedpilled

gifting picrel. who want?

>>535576210
You've got me there

Skinning + First Aid + Fishing is all you need until you get into midgame, don't waste time trying to force Mining and Herbalism to happen

>>535575978
>>535576113
why are you pve babies?

>>535576186
turtle wow seems so unbelievably tranny-coded

>Menethil at comfy 5.5k right now
Home....

>>535575651
So is kezan the kino horde sv? I just want to avoid weeb schizos from this general

Someone polls anon servers now!

Wife is with her boyfriend, kids are staying at their friend's house, yup, it's gamer dad time

>>535576503
Report Turtle shills when you see them. They're advertising their bullshit. It's against the rules. I'm doing my part.

>>535576669
Trannies = weaponized autism
good for classic+ development

o-oh no...

>>535576560
fuck off you paid shill, us epochchads will actually get exactly one new raid and dungeon in the span of a year and nothing else

>>535576669
one of the epoch 4chen guilds is literally tranny guild

>>535576560
I really just don't care. Something about Turtle has always felt off and that feeling didn't go away even after playing it for a few months.
Enjoy your fresh, I will be staying here.

>>535576847
>Asks you politely to stop instead of banning you
how do we make this seem like a negative turtlesisters?

>>535576624
why do I need Fishing?

See you never, meth sissies

>us epochchads will actually get exactly one new raid and dungeon in the span of a year and nothing else
kek

why does my client run like shit compared to patched 1.12

Why so much hate for turtle wow.

>bottlenecked kill quests designed by retards
>community full of browns who won't accept group invites
lol this server is cooked

>>535576186
Its fake content. None of this is lore approved or vanilla in nature.

>>535576186
Bad balancing to be honest. PvP scene is dead. Turtle is great if you only play paladin or shaman. But for every other class its a chore with very little good moments. Both PvE and PvP kind of suck on turtle unless you play paladin or shaman.

103ms with like 500 people in Deathknell is pretty good

Can someone check how many players are in Kezan?

>>535577132
>kill quests
>bottleneck
you are brown

>>535577042
cool, now go back

>>535576938
Depends what it was. If someone is spamming slurs in chat you shouldnt just 'ask' them to stop.

>>535577001
>>535577001
I am on my way bud. Glad I avoided the tranny alliance sv.

MENETHIL BROS.....

>>535576847
what did you do chuddy?

>>535577042
do you retarded newfag think troondle got more during its first year? why people on here larp like troondle is not half a decade old at this point?

>>535576938
Quick, post the pregnant man!

>>535577156
It's not perfect, but it's way more balanced than meme tbc talents, what are you even talking about

>>535577042
yeah but we also get proper talents that build up from classic instead of what ever abominattions troondle trannies puked out to make their sissydins solo 250 max lvl dungeon mobs

>>535571029
>Those flags
So this is the fabled wowg community...

What questing addon actually works on Epoch rn?
I'm not gonna read quests.

Kezan or Gurubashi?

>>535577340
pfQuest works fine

>>535577148
>Its fake content. None of this is lore approved or vanilla in nature.
That's the fucking point of classic+ you retard. It's just like Tamriel Rebuilt for Morrowind.
>>535577263
Nah, suck my cock.
>>535577305
>muh balance
Who gives a fuck. Where's the classic+ content.

<Pochie Pals N Trans Gals> sisters where we at?

>>535577340
READ THE TEXT CHUD

>>535576976
for SOVL

>>535577302
You already have a lot of meme tbc talents in it.

>>535577302
TBC was the peak of class design

>>535574884
log in to ascension epoch :^)

>>535577284
I d-dindu nuffin!

>>535577302
>but it's way more balanced than meme tbc talents
this is fucking cope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEBIxD5XgM

>3.6k horde online vs 2.9k ally on Guru

Allychads... how do we win against the no shoes zuggers?

>>535577279
Based

>Turtle shills acting like they didn't pay for advertisement on the epoch tracker site and also pay several youtubers to gas up their new patch
Why are they so fucking disingenuous seriously can they go 5 minutes without lying and claiming that everyone else is doing the very thing they are doing themselves?
I'm honestly not even sure if this is some sort of falseflag at this point to make Turtle look worse because it's so blatant and obvious.

>multiple servers with 5k+ players on them
>really good MS
>tolerable FPS for the crowd sizes
Yep, I think Ascension and Epoch won.

>>535577343
Uldaman

>>535577343
>Kezan or Gurubashi?
Gurubashi is already ruined. They launched it without faction balance so Horde fags are already outnumbering Alliance by 40%
>>535577550
The owner of that tracking site did it for free because he thought it was funny. And it was. Because spastics like you sperged the fuck out over it and deemed it a conspiracy. Calm down you plebbit cuck.

I thought the troll starting area was pretty good in terms of layout and design, but the mob density seemed comically large. I also think it could use a few more quests.

Why are you losers posting and not playing?

>>535577550
it's simple
they're trannies

>Can make an undead paladin but cant make a dwarf warlock
why

>some of my friends went guru
>some of my friends went kez
>some of my friends went men

>walking into anvilmar now ports you out
based!

>>535577409
cool, now go back

why the FUCK is this shit greyed out, my game is so dark I cant fucking see shit

The names are NOT locked to accounts for all servers. I was able to take a name that was taken on original Epoch on Menethil.

>install that shit
>download add-on
>set up everything
>wait in queue
>start playing
>kill boars to lvl3
>get bored
>turn the computer off
Anyone else?

>>535577867
My friend just reported that bug

>ElvUI is somehow LESS customizable than pfUI
turtle won

bigly

>Vanilla+
>Exorcism still can't be used against players

Imagine if Exorcism not only was usable vs. everyone, but also did more damage the lower your health was. The idea being that attacking a Paladin, who is such a righteous being, incurs penalties and allows Exorcism to increasingly deal more damage. Fits in with Retribution theme, too.

Why did they add all these extra GYs this lacks SOVL

>>535577926
BYE BYE TOURIST!

>>535577781
I'm an idort who plays Bronzebeard and CoA WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING OUT

bros.. is this where shenna is locked up?

>epoch launches 8 hours before I start work after being unemployed for 7 months
haha fuck you

>>535578007
google what Exorcism is IRL.

>>535577926
absolute state of anime spammers

>>535577894
Because you're using windowed fullscreen retart.

can other people see that you have contract explorer enabled?

>>535578086
>irl
nobody cares

>>535578007
i love looking at spell and item icons in HD. i never realized what they REALLY looked like

some meanie just told me to kms for tagging a mob...

>>535578176
It's just a buff so yeah.

>>535577926
no, I find killing 10 mobs and picking up 10 items on repeat for 100 hours fun

>>535578256
then I havent seen anyone with it enabled yet

>>535577926
go for a short run or just do a bunch of squats in your room. get that heartrate up lil bro, your brain is in power-saving mode

kaytotes is a fucking retard. why would you design a quest like this in a starting zone.

>>535577954
Its less customizable if you are braindead

The only thing that sucks about elvui isnthe 1 pixel border that cant be removed

>>535578514
kino screenshot

>>535578514
To test your faith

>>535578450
the NPCs to activate it are in the 5-10 areas

>zoomers crying about wow's carebear night being too dark
LMAO

>>535576624
yeah! i definitely want to rush to 60 and blow past all the fun crafting professions

metagaming all the way!

is there any addon that lets me add names/players to a database with notes?
add the bad actors that won't join invites for quests and other shit behavior so I don't have to deal with them down the line when making dungeon groups and stuff

use voice chat ingame
its all fucking brazilians
ffs

I'm never logging out. get fucked quekeks

>>535578450
I wanna do it myself but reducing quest XP too feels a bit bad.

Kezan or Gurubashi?

>>535578450
If you played on GVRV Horde you would.

>>535578906
for you, guru. stay out of my kino sv

>>535578906
Menethil for TRVE WHVTE MVN

>>535578813
Welcome to private servers. BRs have been plaguing them for decades.

>>535578450
I'm skipping it on my first character. I'm not racing to 60 but I would like to reach it around the time everyone else is.

>>535578906
Menethil or the secret 4th realm.

any1?

>>535578906
If you havent started yet you might as well wait for the new fresh

minty fresh guru alli guild? how do i get an invite?

>>535578450
>>535578846
>>535578948
>>535579050
I'm waiting to see if they change the dogshit title reward.

>any quest that requires gathering is instantly infested with fucking niggers, literally brown people sniping your spots and can't be patient

i'm logging off

Im gonna form menethil guild later today

Any name suggestions?

No Troons allowed btw

>>535578289
this but unironically

>>535578514
That is the best quest in the game so far, because everyone thinks its about killing the spider matriarch at the end of the cave when its about picking up a watch on the floor.

No faction balance on Gvrvfvshy

>>535579273
Bawwww

>>535579268
weak, white men take what's theirs

>>535579427
THEY FORGOT??

>>535579427
Gurufascist

>>535579273
>pvesissy realm
>no troons
okay buddy

so what happens with my old epoch characters if i used the same e-mail on epoch and ascension?

>3 Hours after launch
>1 (ONE) Crash and a few restarts to fix lag
Oh no no no the turdles

>>535579501
No, whites live in a polite society, not some dog eat dog favela hell hole

you're brown

>>535578514
It's peak

>>535577669
>Horde fags are already outnumbering Alliance by 40%
Why you lying, troon freak?
There are a 3k people on ally and 3.6k on horde..

>>535579543
Horde is at 3.6k and climbing while Ally is 2.8k

>>535579618
Which is why all evropean guilds are rolling on pvp realms since fucking 2004, cope and seethe brownoid with no faustian spirit.

void walkers around fizzle do 75 aoe damage per second

>>535579685
>other options
Gvrvkeks...

>>535579268
>everything I dont like is brown people
You are gonna cry alot more this century whitey.

>>535578724
Heavy-duty piston into Jahi's cunny!

What's the best way to get a wand on a new server? is there something I can farm and give an enchanter they'll hook me up with one?

>>535579273
<Full Moon Company>

>>535579685
Kaladin is fucking retarded, we know how it ends when there's no faction balance. It's a fucking guaranteed death spiral.

>>535579273
jack of all trades
troonbians
katarina prestors lair
westfall klansmen

>no balance on guru
>other options
yeah, glad I rolled Kez. I'm not gonna have to deal with 5:1 odds faggots spawn camping me all day

>>535579685
Gurubashi is DOA
I never want to hear another fucking word about Turtle's Tel'Abim server lmfao you fucking clowns.

>>535579685
Gvrvsises, come home to menethil.

>>535579937
the turtle always wins

>>535579685
Well, that's interesting at least. Looking forward to seeing his offer. I might roll alliance if I get some cool buffs. It would be funny if alliance just got inflated stats lmao

>>535579854
linen cloth

>>535579601
The accounts are merged, you use ascension password, characters are wiped but the same names are reserved in your account on kezan and guru.

>>535579910
It's literally not his job though, all design decisions are being left to the Epoch team. They promised to be hands off and that's what he's doing.

so how's turtle new server?

Epoch and BBC+ invites killed Turdle hard

>>535579807
you'll never be white lmao

>>535580080
DoA.

>>535580049
nice, thanks

I thought the big appeal of this server was npc's dropped what they were wearing.

>they actually bought the Guru Alliance propaganda by Horde players
Don't sweat it, they're pumping Kezan's capacity.
You'll only lose an hour or two.

>>535578007

Paladins got a enough faggot

>>535580080
about 1k pop

>>535580231
that's bronzebeard

>people forming lines for gatherables
Sovl....

>>535579250
People really put up with 0.5x xp all for a silly title?

>>535580062
I know that, but that literally doesn't have anything to do with what i posted. Why is he yapping about things he know nothing about?

>>535580080
>As of this announcement, we just passed 125k registered characters on Ambershire. Thank you all for this insane number.

>With the new realm's release, we wanted to celebrate this milestone for our project, and with that in mind, we would like to share our full-scope Mysteries of Azeroth trailer. This is not a showcase of something "new" -- rather it is a showcase and celebration of the years of work and countless additions we've made to our server.

>Join us at https://youtu.be/2oew8UPWNaA

Anyone logged in within the last 30-60 mins or so? How long was the queue

I love having to walk all the way to Thunder Bluff for basic cooking recipies....

Can I be a high elf on epoch?

>>535580265
fuck... thanks.

>>535580080
can't even download it

>>535579685
This will get out of hand if they don't do something unironically

bweeeeh

if you're level 8+ in the dwarf starting zone still, just kill yourself nigga

>>535579685
fuck he's retarded we know from aniversity realms that faction lock actually works really well and small fluff shit tried by pservers never ever worked

They're so upset, though.

>125k registered characters
HOW ABOUT A REAL METRIC SHILL AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>535580468
explorer's contract amigo

Alright I've had my fill for the days one of you cucks can take my spot on Kezan after I spent two hours raping mobs with my gnome warrior cock

Well, I'm out. With the ascension acquisition, they blocked client modding, I won't be playing on a server where I can't use fix for old clients, at this point modded 1.12 is better than unmodded 3.3.5. Hope there will be a new server inspired by epoch/turtle with a good management this time.

OK I'm new but how do I solve this
>kill 2 monsters
>mana gone, have to wait for it to fill up again

who the FUCK should I play...I want to go paladin undead but everyone will go it

Gurubussy won, Kezan is a retarded megaserver since Kaytotes couldn't stand up and tell Dutch to limit it to 5-7k.

is there a queue for guru?

>>535580529
and who the fuck are you lol

>>535580529
>Lying this hard
Nigga you can mod titty mods in ascension you lying ass turdlenigger

>>535580645
I'm not talking about texture mod, I'm talking about .dll mod like interact button, fixing shitty nameplates in those old versions and just making a lot of 3.3.5 addons work correctly.
https://github.com/someweirdhuman/awesome_wotlk

>>535576186
>1.12 client
No, I don't think I will.

>>535578528
there's is no way to have aura bars only appear once there's X amount of time left on the buff.

you either show long lasting buffs, or short lasting buffs. it's retarded

>>535580605
Not at the moment. I had a brief one like an hour ago.

https://youtu.be/2oew8UPWNaA
Epoch bros our response?

>>535580764
How does turtle manage to look better than epoch?

the leash range is sadistic

>>535580510
just the phrase "registered characters" sounds like massive cope

>>535580549
Drink. Spam spells less and use your melee.

>turtle shills desperately trying to regain control of the narrative
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>535578450
title isn't enough. not sure what the rewards give but it seems like a massive net loss for a title that just opens you up to retards going
>brb smoke break be paitent :D

Guru is unironically ruined. There's no recovering from this level of imbalance after people have already made their characters. This is retarded. How do you not impose a faction balance after Anniversary servers?
>>535580839
You'll get a raid and a dungeon over the next calendar year and you will be happy.

>>535580549
>In WoW Classic, "mana drinks" refer to items like conjured water from Mages or buyable drinks such as Sweet Nectar and Refreshing Spring Water**, which restore mana over time when consumed by standing still. Mages can also create Mage Tables in dungeons that provide mana-restoring treats for the entire party. Players can also drink these items while out of combat and use their MP5 (mana per 5 seconds) gear to recover mana during the actual fight.

>In WoW Classic, mana regeneration via Spirit is governed by the "Five Second Rule," meaning mana only begins to regenerate 5 seconds after your last spellcast completes. After this initial delay, your mana regenerates in 2-second intervals, with the amount restored depending on your character's Spirit stat. Certain talents and gear can reduce or bypass the 5-second rule, allowing for continuous mana regeneration even while casting.

anon PVE guild on kezan or menthil? Where should we make it?

>>535580336
>"Registered characters"
Fuckin lmao.

>>535580759
WoW, that looks like shit and ascension already did a better addon.

>>535580839
I kinda wonder if Ascension's gonna do one of their gay trailers for Epoch, with the upbeat voice that uses all the buzzwords.

I fucking hate vanilla so much bros
I'm not an autistic youngling anymore I just can't do this tedious shit all over again

>>535581005
I'll make sure to post the playercount in the next hour anon don't worry :)

>>535580956
it's funny because just as many people will tell you faction balance doesn't work and shouldn't be a thing

>>535580857
No idea what are you talking about, after playing Classic on wrath of legion client, what I saw on twow was abysmal.

>>535579685
oh boy i cant wait until level 60 rogues inevitably spawncamp northshire abbey within 6 months!

>>535581013
It's the standard on all 3.3.5 servers. Just like SuperWoW, NamPower and UnitXP_SP3 are standard in 1.12.

what are the level ranges for explorer again?

>almost 10k online
How did they do it?

>>535580819
nice, ty anon

>>535580980
The only chance Guru has (in my mind, at least) is for Alliance players to get a %-type buff to all their stats.

Fuck it, if they're gonna be a minority, might as well make ally players bosses that horde actually have to team up to kill lmao. At least until faction balance is achieved.

Retarded? yes. Would it work? also yes.

>>535580839
I legit wish people would tell me why they liked Epoch over Turtle considering the content. Is it really just the client? Or the shop?

Wouldn't it be better to limit Kezan to 8k to make more people play on Menethil?
Now Kezan is twice as big as Menethil.

any kezan vg guilds

>all the sweaty autists rolled kezan
>menethil is for chill white dad gamers
based

WHOEVER SAID THEY WERE GONNA KEEP THE OLD NAME-RESERVED CHARACTERS or same-email accounts LIED

>>535581147
>Enforced faction control doesn't matter in an open pvp environment
Those people are fucking retarded subhumans. All you need to do is do the exact opposite of Blizzard.
>>535581231
>meanwhile on Turtle's Nordanaar

Life's gud

>>535581323
How many people on Kezan rn?

>>535581414
those are bots nonny

The desperate cries of the Turtle shills is really funny

>>535581004
depends, do you want the healsissy server or the main character server?

>>535579916
Jacked and No Trades

>>535581168
>implying this trash server will last that long
Prepare to be MERGED GuruCVCKS

>Kezan limit raised to 11k
O...oh..oh no...someone please..

>>535581475
cope
>>535581517
When are you getting your first custom zone anon? We just got three yesterday.

>>535578906
>willingly becoming a Kezakek instead of ascending to a GuruGOD

>>535580789
There is
Filter page nigger
You can customize it from 1 second to 2 days or some stupid shit

>>535581168
Thats what PvP servers are for. You get what you deserve.

>>535581475
It just keeps growing... little by little, soon, the whole world if gonna be playing on Kezanpoch.
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>535581679
Adding non canon zones is anti soul and not what vanilla+ would be

>>535581679
Don't reply to me faggot

>no faction balance
im rerolling kezan. fuck this shit

>>535581274
+% modifier for lower pop
-% Modifier for higher pop
so faction of A40% | H60%
works out to 10% buff A 10% nerf H
Lower population gets open world buff, are untrackable, and cannot be scanned via the combat log, but if you kill an opposing faction your location is revealed to everyone on the map for 5 minutes or until you're killed, even through stealth.

>>535581865
they will probably roll it out over time
cant focus on balance atm with all the bugs

>>535581865
But then youll be part of the reason Guru failed. A self fulfilling prophecy.

>>535581836
>Adding non canon zones is anti soul and not what vanilla+ would be
What the fuck do you think classic+ should be retard?
>>535581843
Eat my ass. Turtle won.
https://youtu.be/2oew8UPWNaA

who are the girthy futas of the thread?

>>535581787
>N-NO STOP DOING THAT!! COME ABERSHITE WHITE MAN HOME NONONONO DONT LISTEN -AIEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>535581446
1661

>>535581931
It's min level 1 max level 8.

>>535582006
Starting to think these posts are made by fellow epochers who just wanna shit stir

>>535580549
spell it down to about 30/40% and swap to melee

is there a 2h mace trainer in UC?

>T-Turtle won, he cried as Epoch had the biggest pserver launch of all time

Actually so fucking funny

>>535581907
>>535581274
>>535579685
>>535580004
Get Dutch on the phone. This just might work.

>>535581985
Fuck guru
World """PvP""" deserves to fail
I hope all those epic undead and nelves rogues have nothing to do when everyone but them have left

chat is this real?

so did they push ambershit back?

wtf i log in and get auto disconnected

>>535582292
Fuck off we're full

>>535582292
Saar you must be white to play on our server

Turtlesisters... our response?

So if you have a name thats taken on Kezan but get it on Menethil do you get force name changed when they merge?

>she fell for the PvP server meme AGAIN
How can you still be this stupid?

>>535582229
Ambershire launches in 55 minutes.

turtlesisters... we fucking lost...

>>535582437
uh oh

>>535581446
10210

>>535582219
FVARRK

>>535582378
dial8tion status: it's joever

>>535582401
i like pvp

How long is the queue now/recently?
I want to go have a nap but I want an idea how long I'm sitting in queue if I do

>>535582084
ty!!

>>535582526
Only Kezan has queues

>>535582437
Im no epoch lab rat, but I'd rather stay on Bronzebeard than play on that shitskin concentration camp.

Shan't be playing vanillaslop

>Trying to play a mage with cast times in a place with hundreds of other players
grrrr

Hyperspawn mining nodes are not a thing this time?

>>535582378
>from crashing at 1.5k to 10k
Dutchgod, I KNEEL

>>535582378
uhh sweetie we have 125k registered characters on Ambershire.

>>535582772
>Playing Mage
>In Epoch
unforced error

>>535582696
ok have fun
hope you have $300 to buy all the mandatory QoL on their cash shop

>>535582772
You get Fire Blast eventually, hang tight

>25k+ people playing Epoch across all their servers
It's not looking good Ambershits

>>535582728
retoilet is the worst slop imaginable right now

THERE IS NOW DOUBLE THE HORDE ON GURUBASHI THAN ALLIANCE

>>535580080
300 players and dropping, will be folded into the moldy realm by the end of the weekend

gurualli guild up yet or did you guys chicken out?

>>535582910
You can disable all mounts, spell effects and transmogs on Ascension servers
Remind me, you can't do that on Turtle cause all the trannies cried people wouldn't be forced to look at their cash shop items, right?

>>535582910
>Mandatory
>QoL
????

>all the turtle troons seething in world chat
you love to see it

>>535581274
this. i want to join ally gurubashi in a year with a 99:1 horde ratio and feel like super saiyan thanos just 1 shotting entire raids with my auto attacks

would be COMFY KINO

damn shenna deployed the bots

>>535582928
There's 9900 people on Nordanaar right now and 2900 people on Tel'Abim. 125,000 characters made for Ambershire so that'll probably be another +10,000 players minimum, assuming the excess doesn't flow onto the existing servers.

>>535583146
Why would they be seething? They just got more content in yesterday's patch than Epoch will get over the next five years.

what do we think?

>>535583224
there is 4k on nord stop lying

>>535582728
How do they ALWAYS know?

Gurubashi dead?

>>535581430
>left
tranny
>right
biofem

>>535583309
>Turtle tranny
>Stop lying

I have no friends on kezan...

>>535583285
I like my odds of getting dungeon gear as a Priest healer.

>>535583309
Fuck you faggot I just logged out of Nord
>>535583402
Yeah about that, I logged back in just to fuck you lying pieces of shit in the ass.

>wake up
>no Guru faction balance
I honestly don't even feel like playing anymore
fucking idiot devs

>it took less than 3 hours for gurubashitters to regret their choice of server
heh

>>535583519
a tale as old as time
better it dies now than 2 months from now like what usually happens

>>535583285
I think those paladins and shamans and warriors wont heal or tank.

>>535583519
Mengods stay winning bigly
Kezplebs sta winning smally

Where do i get a skinning knife?

>>535583506
anon, they are just all friends and family. browns love to play together, you wouldn't want to split them up now, would you?

>>535582910
Mandatory what? You struggle with picking up loot from corpses without using a lootbot pet?
No wonder you have a boner for twow lmao
You must be a shitskin, because only a shitskin cannot figure out how to turn off retail garbage with a single mouse click.

>>535581865
You are brown.

Is there a queue on Guru atm?
>>535583487
2/3rd are bots tho

>>535583309
>>535583402
Turtle isn't a threat to Epoch, but let's be real for a second.

>>535583506
Hope you like being gang raped by a raid of undead rogues with defias mogs