Thread 535699291

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>What... is this?
Put simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of boards of the 4chan imageboard. The players represent facets of each board's culture. All of the matches are AI versus AI. However, humans "manage" each team, creating their tactics and giving input during games as they happen to make substitutions and tactical changes as they see fit.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ

>Where can I watch the cup?
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>Upcoming Invitationals
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Gens%C5%8D_Cup_2
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_9:_Faggots_at_the_Bar
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Akko_League_VI:_Retard_Emblem_(Integrity_Default)
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vr/_League_6

>Wiki:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page

>Sekkrit Code
37pebis

>DLC Password
divegrass

>Booru
https://isthisliv.com/booru/

>Other videos
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Videos

>PES Info
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2015

>Previously
AI Slop
/ag/ league shenanigans
Summer Auties results

Where all my friends?

top team from each group in /ag/9 go
easy mode: you don't have to pick anyone from group N

>>535696871
good thing that's not what I said

I've got hot tips that there's at least one surprise streamer for /ag/ League that /4ccg/ is going to be 50/50 on.

>>535700649
>Group A BUCNH OF FUCKIGN ANIMALS?!
/4ccg/
>Group Bibi get bag
/seinfeld/
>Group Can a white boy speak a lil mexican? #arriba
/nam/
>Group DENTAL PLAN
/bird/
>Group E erotic rosemi
/vh/
>Group Fox's Animation Domination
/ska/
>Group G for... gaaayyyyming... (said unconfidently)
/gamedle/
>Group H O N H O N H O N
/monke/
>Group Israel has taken this group as well :(
/bomber/
>Group Juice for two more groups
/antc/
>Group KK slyder
/NND/
>Group Lisa Needs Braces
/racestars/
>Group Music has already been used (moo! milk my fucking cock!!)
/barrescue/
>Group No one cares! Wow... wow...
/Cog/
>Group OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STREAMER It’s the /gsc/ Manager!
/friendslop/
>Group Polish my dick to this
/fluff/
>Group Qanon
/pedalem/
>Group Rated Cope
/l^3/
>Group Shitload of fucking AAAAAASSSSSS
/flashgames/
>Group Tryhard
/tnm/
>Group Unc's still got it https://tenor.com/view/unc-still-got-it-gif-6384030002593541773
/captsuba/
>Group VGL
/fgg/
>Group Woke by the way
/ytmnd/
>Group X DIVISION
/essex/

>>535701413
Are these just your favorites?

pink ass

>>535701413
I agree with most of this but /simpsons/ goes over /ska/ and /eurovision/ goes over /bomber/ for me.

>>535701867
ones i want to top groups

>>535702004
ew

>>535701243
'soup...

>>535702004
109/146 horse

>>535697370
Yeah, it's not magic, it's hormones.

[Retarded News] Taba's /ag/ league team gets nerfed for cheating

>>535700475
I hate this stupid bitch.

>>535708998
>stupid bitch
She's a wise wolf, faggot

>>535701243
Boris??

>>535699291 (OP)
Where's the black bull?

>>535704846
free exit for all 3 teams in Group Q

>>535704846
classic KWABa

>check the teams i got in my agl group
>200cm+ players on 5 99/88 medals with 442 counter long
o-oh ok..

Someone needs to BE (not me of course) and post all 96 team formations with notes on any tryharding like super height abuse

>>535712336
Which team? Name and shame

>>535712336
I don't know the AGL rules. Is this allowed?

>>535713426
It's basically vgl rules with height abuse so no.

>>535713426
The team was probably nerfed already, I doubt anon is looking at the final save.

>>535712651
sorry if this sounds whiny i didnt mean to be like that and have no issue with the medals/formation but the height is a bit much. tried one game and got 6-0'd

>>535714306
Got caught in the 2nd wave of nerfs once pastebins were factored in because of the fact that 'go GGGSS height abuse when losing' doesn't really merit having a wimp lo player when winning.

cloud

>>535714773
ok thanks for clarification

>>535714773
what teams got nerfed?

>>535714972
For ref it's just limiting them to 6 height abuse players as per standard cup rules and making the gold AMF a silver so that they can be a normal legal GGSSS when their gimmick activates.

>>535715047
/wonderland/ /hi3/ /essex/ /vtlog/ got active nerfs
/doog/ and /tnm/ didn't get punishments per say but got sent to group tryhard for cloning /mlp/ and /b/
/4ccg/ /aa/ /nam/ /kengan/ /ska/ got slaps on the wrist
And there was the tiniests of slaps of the wrist for /flashgames/ purely because the wrong export was sent and it was owned up to before the save even was made.

players for this feel?

>>535716918
Woody and Madoka

>>535716918
why is there a guy walking around in a sports bra?

>>535714795
>/4ccg/ vs ai

>>535715476
>all nerfed and tryhard group teams made by /u/, /vt/ and /mlp/
nooticing

>>535717803
it measures different aspects of physical performance

>>535718363
If it were a Juan line shitter even there tryhard exports wouldn’t be nerfed

>>535718857
O ESL

>>535715476
>cloning /mlp/ for a funny haha shoot the shit invitational

>>535718857
O ALEX

>>535718857
My liege...

/agl/ bad guys:
teams affiliated with /u/, /vt/ and /mlp/
/agl/ good guys:
everyone else

>>535718965
Same manager, just lazy.

>>535719985
You forgot VGL teams in your bad guys section.

>>535720853
This. Too many /bag/ teams.

For all carers:

Genso Cup 2 opening fixtures are bracket are now available

Stage 1
/marisa/ v /sdm/
/cookie/ v /fumo/
/sa/ v /remi/
/2huremix/ v /暁Records/

Stage 2 seeds
1. /kishinjou/
2. /98hu/
3. /izakaya/
4. /honk/

The winners of Stage 1 will advance to play the Stage 2 seeds from the first cup. The second day will begin the two losers' brackets with losing teams from Stage 1 joining them. Full triple elimination bracket will be up on the wiki in the next day or two.

>>535720853
General teams like /cs2/, /fgg/ /m&b/?
or teams made by vglco?

>>535720986
>/2huR/ vs /akareco/ rematch
somehow I have the feeling of the former shitstomping the latter and then proceeding to win 0 games afterwards

>>535716918
>hyper-offensive
>always tries some new tactical jeans (usually blows up in his face)
>uses psychological tatics to help his players
>highly autistic in the pitch

who's the Diniz of the 4cc?

>>535720986
hey shakes whos ur favorite 2hu

>>535720986
Oh sweet 8 matches a day

>>535720986
>the all gusic lower bracket half, /2huremix/ and /akareco/ fighting it out for who gets to face /honk/

>>535715476
>/4ccg/ tryharded?

>>535722317
They didn't tryhard I would say they just didn't adjust the team after ripping it from gusic to be more like a 4cc or vgl level team. It was just height bracket stuff.

>>535721528
That's not me, but it's a very tight fight with marisa and yukari at the top.

>>535722697
agl are too nofun to allow 210cm rabi

>>535722940
Actually it was the 10 height abuse CBs that got cut. Not Rabi.

>>535714306
>testing for /ag/ league
Do people really do this?

>>535724808
NTA but I do a little bit to at least make sure the tactics that came to me in a dream aren't absolute rancid dogshit that can't even score a single goal.

>>535724808
I like to see if I should have any hope whatsoever after the draw (I don't)

>>535725079
This. It's surprisingly easy to make some sliders that will be a slurper even on +2.

I run one test vs who won the star and if it's competitive I send it.

>>535727117
That’s more than I do for the cup

>>535721365
no matter who loses, stack wins

>>535727514
>Both tend to stream the least exciting matchdays.
Gee thanks

>>535700649
/kotFC/, /fhg/, /pcmx/, /scrandle/, /arcsys/, /ska/, /gamedle/, /coe33/, /bomber/, /spebsqsa/, /mms/, /lad/, /rabi/, /Cog/, /gsc/, /fluff/, /who/, /watchmen/, /baldi/, /tnm/, /avgn/, /igg/, /ytmnd/, /essex/

Holy fucking autism: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Gens%C5%8D_Cup_2#Tournament_Bracket

>>535731329
kino

>>535731329
>1cc or get stuck in survival bracket hell
based autists

>>535704846
what did he do

>>535733019
99-99-96-92-90 medal system with 85 rated dmfs and height abuse everywhere

>>535733137
is he dumb

If /4ccg/ is so good, why haven't they made a /5ccg/?

>>535720986
lets go cookie!

>>535719985
idk, the /joshu/ AES is really fun. (no vtubers directly on the team either)

>>535733760
>he thinks that matters

>>535733920
it matter to me... :(

>>535724808
i got bored and launched pes to see the models play ball

friendlies on 15 NYOW

submitting /holotower/ next time

>>535736332
Friendlies when it would actually matter and be useful for knowledge? I don't think you have the right commissioner and administration in mind for this one.

FREE MY NIGGA /dcinside/

>>535737702
He's on /4ccg/

>>535737747
@gook is this true?

>>535738015
'fraid so
https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=4cc&no=788&page=1

>>535738284
lmaoooo

>>535738503
>The reason the quality of the above stream is poor is because Doctor Detroit cannot broadcast in 1080p.
Even the Koreans can't handle Dtroit streams.

Teams for this feel?

>>535739132
/4ccg/

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//choc/
>hover over names on the roster
>no additional information
why the fuck did they do that what is wrong with vtumors

>>535739685
had nuffin to say

>>535739685
why are you nitpicking this instead of the brightest possible colors in the match history table

>>535739685
This anon is right: >>535739878
the match history table is a travesty.

>>535738284
https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=4cc&no=781&page=1

>>535738284
>The reason why the quality of the above mixed stream is poor is because Dr. Detroit cannot broadcast in 1080p.

>>535733405
He just admitted that he made his team purposefully OP and hoped it would sneak past, so yes.

>>535733405
He is Argentinian

>>535742934
lmao

>>535739132
/SRT/

>>535739685
Saw the cool dotted underlines on some other team roster and decided to copy the look

>>535742934
You can't outcheat the greatest cheater in the world, Durgenfef. Classic newfag mistake.

>2005Kaizo
Why?

>>535741015
kek

>>535746452
What are you using to translate? Chrome's integrated translator?

>>535746794
google translate > websites

>>535746452
Funny, my firecucks translation seems to more to the point

>>535746901
Right, forgot about that one thanks.
I usually use a plugin called Simple Translate which lets me select text and click a button to send it to gtranslate, but it's not very on point with korean.

i notice they keep calling /vg/ "the korean national team" kek
theres a guy in there going back and grabbing vg highlights up to 2018 now

>>535738284
>scroll through
>koreans are making the highlight videos now
>they even found and translated every manager post for team representatives being sent to /vg/
Gooks are the future of the VGL. Must be what the G stands for.

What invitational is this?

>>535746452
Mine is retarded.

>>535747381
The /his/-/g/-/sci/ collaboration bowl.

>>535746794
>Chrome

>>535747703
The question was precisely because I don't use that shit.

So that's /zzz/bro's real name...

>>535747515
unspeakably based idea actually, book it /admin/

>>535747924
Wallam Passage...

>>535747924
Generous John Zero bro btw

/vg/ national team makes sense

>>535748074
What sort of collab?
Please specify otherwise sou will funnel every single idea into wrasslin'

>>535747924
I don't get it

>>535748863
@peter explain the joke

>>535715476
which one copied /b/?

I know the Koreans watch 4CC/VGL and the Chinese have run bootleg tournaments using VGL assets, but what about the Nips? Are they aware of virtual divegrass?

>>535749830
There's this one guy who uploads similar content, but his style is more narrative-driven.

>>535750059
>but his style is more narrative-driven
I'm going to need a link senpai

>>535747924
>Dragon's Dogma
>Not Dragon's Dogma Series
>They refuse to acknowledge the existence of 2.

Maybe gooks ain't so bad.

>>535750252
https://youtu.be/r6wjyaTL2ws
For me it is the mewtwo interview

>>535750235
Gracias doc

>>535750460
I wish we had people autistic enough to create stories and weave narratives between players of different teams. Also some offseason banter amongst AI versions of managers discussing trades, conducting interviews, and other dumb shit

>>535751170
>>535751275
I'm the ESL duke; I don't want to voice over something like this. Maybe if I reach out to one of the commentators or someone to read a script, I could make stuff like this for VGL.

>>535750460
Kayfabe makes everything better, I don't understand why /admin/ is so against it.

>>535750235
Rei expies
My favorite

>>535751170
I've thought about doing something similar to this, even if it's only writing articles about narratives surrounding teams (and maybe players) going into tournaments.

>>535751659
I'm afraid kayfabe only exists for wrestling in the 4CCverse

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2015/Managers
We have the tools to make managers real

>>535751829
This actually sounds perfect for Winter since /sp/ is the one hosting the cup.

>15
Kekypow!

>>535751170
This is why I like ASS. They're not always perfect at it but they do try to get some narratives going on.

>>535751170
I was keeping track of the pots and likely qualifier teams before VGL, but what you're suggested would possibly require in-team knowledge I don't have (and they wouldn't share since I'm a rival manager)

>>535753260
I'd absolutely take part with any other team cup and vgl.

>>535753260
Rival as in team rivalry or as in the other manager hating and shitting on you?

>>535753260
I think that anything that is visible would be fair game (like editor stuff eveyone can see of the teams).

>>535754206
Are there any real rivalries besides /sp/ and /a/?

>>535754607
does /vg/ and /vt/ count or is that more of a one sided rivalry

>>535754883
Yeah. That one is completely one sided.

>>535754883
Everyone hates /vt/ tho

>>535754883
That's just like a couple people going grrrr at each other. /vg/'s only really real rival is /v/.

>>535754883
liz sex

>>535754607
On top of my head:
/v/-/vg/
/h/-/d/
/mlp/-/u/
/vst/-/vrpg/
/co/-/mlp/

>>535754607
/mlp/-/u/ is the only one that is nearly as significant

>>535754883
If there's never been an elite knockout match it's not a real rivalry

>>535755309
>/h/-/d/
I think /h/ would dislike /aco/ more. Last time they played /h/ requested to play on the /v/ stadium because they didn't want westernshit on the panda.

>>535754883
>>535755096
>>535755309
/vg/'s rivalry with /v/ right now is watching their big brother show them up every chance they get

>>535756510
/vg/ won the last time they played

is there a list of every group result ever (like how many times 6660 happened for example) or will i have to bee

>>535756875
And yet only one of those teams has seen Elite KOs in the past few years (and won a star) and it wasn't /vg/

>>535757159
*

>>535757054
https://isthisliv.com/records/Misc-Group%20Stage%20Results

>>535757159
Holy shit it's been 3 years since /v/ won a star

>>535757054
https://isthisliv.com/records/Misc-Group%20Stage%20Results

>>535757054
I hope you're only asking for 4cc because vgl doesn't have anything like that.

>>535755770
>elite knockout match
>/vg/
better be ready to wait a long time

>>535757310
>>535757347
thanks

What's the difference between the different racisms? One is formula and the other is Corsica Asiago?

>>535757159
>/vg/ has been stuck yo-yoing for 4 years
>in that time /v/ has only won 1 cup
>still (slightly) historically below /vg/ since they immediately won a babby after
>lower efficiency by a decent amount
>the only "official" wins against /vg/ are still friendlies
but hey they personally delivered /mlp/ their third star so they've been really showing /vg/ up

>>535758238
Kekaroo

>>535758238
>babby win more valuable than an elite win because it's more recent
funnyroo

>>535758238
kekypow!

>>535757705
/vg/ last won an elite knockout match in the semifinal of Winter 20. Teams like /adv/, /soc/, and /g/ have won more recently.

>>535758327
Did you forget that /vg/ already won an elite?

>>535754607
for me, it's 4cc-core rivalries like:
>/s4s/-/gd/
>/wg/-/mu/
>/vp/-/sp/
>/his/-/u/
>/aco/-/an/

>>535758238
>>in that time /v/ has only won 1 cup
>only

>>535759209
/a/ - /trv/ I guess.

>>535759209
/out/ /vt/

>>535757310
>2024 autumn /b/ 6-6-3-3 and the /f/ goal
>2025 winter /b/ 6-6-6-0
>2025 spring /b/ 5-4-4-3
>2025 summer /b/ 5-5-5-0
tite

>>535758534
If you want another interesting fact, every single /v/alkan has seen an Elite Knockout since /vg/'s last time there and almost every other /v/idya board has except from /vr/

>>535759561
>except from /vr/

>>535759767
/vr/ is consistently bad and that sucks

>>535759969
Returning to PES15 will power them up.

>>535759969
Why don't they just use good tactics, are they stupid?

Burūākaibu

>>535759561
/vr/ is cute no bullying

whats the difference between /ag/ and /comfy/

>>535763117
ag doesn't stream shit on the VGL cytube

>>535763117
/comfy/ pretends to not be gay

To be, or to not be

>>535701413
something here is triggering a filter of mine

>>535763117
/comfy/ tries to be a known cup personality year round and /ag/ only does it for about a month when AGL is on

i blame /comfy/soup

>>535763117
Nomo's offtopic vs Boris's offtopic

>/comfy/ sucks ass outside of wrasslin, racism and mario strikers
>/ag/ sucks ass outside of agl

/comfy/ sucks ass*

I love ass

/comfy/ sucks (off) ASS

>>535727514
underrated post

>>535773934
git gud was the unwanted, failed abortion, abandoned and then adopted one

>>535720986
lets fucking gooo

>>535773934
where's /vt/? :^))))))

>>535773934
where's essex????

>>535784669
where amogus

>>535784669
Where sus

>>535783437
only fat bitch I like

>>535738284
>mfw people all around the interwebs keep thinking I'm a manager for /mygeneral/ yet

Does anyone has that picture of Ronaldo saying he will never rest until israel is gone?

AriaPlap

>>535738284
>group No one cares
>only group the gooks write about

When I’m in a trooning out competition but my opponents are colliesis, troonsoup and KWAB-sensei

>>535807890
Why are you in that competition, got something you want to tell us?

>>535807890
Congrats on coming in first place

>>535808651
>>535811379
That's not how the joke works, idiot

I love my wife zoer

I think zoer SUCKS

>>535814884
my cock, yeah

>>535812957
i don't think you know how that joke works

after much deliberation /admin/ has decided to cancel autumn friendlies. everyone will have to rely on their manager's wits to win autumn without a meta. for the same reason we'll be using pes 14 in winter

>>535816045
based
we should make you commissioner instead of that retard sou

My zoer wife is eating for two now.

'east 'oss

>>535823627
last pane bottom left negro quintuplet's eye

>>535823627
I don't get it

>>535823627
second panel on the lever
also I don't get it

I think it's something to do with double it and give it to the next person

>>535824037
Supporting starving communities which can't support themselves results in the communities expanding until not even you can support them anymore. The only winning move is not to play.

>>535717803
there's tech in it to measure heart rate blood pressure and whatnot and it also prevents nipple chafing

big agnes tachyon and miyabi fan here, who do I root for in the agl?

>>535826390
none of those players are playing.
and there's no NTR or BLACKED team either.

>>535826390
/fgoalter/bro btw

>>535826390
/wuwa/ryan btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGeJwsUP9c
Free my nigga /indie/

>>535827828
sadly it's too little too late, the bloom is off the rose and no one is interested

>>535826505
Surely /vh/ has some NTR

>>535829437
they do but rance cancels it out

>>535826505
>>535829437
or "kino" as we call it in my general

>>535829909
/vn/bro btw

>>535829437
>Imos

>>535830074
>spend years plowing your perfect obedient sister-wife
>get cucked by your retarded former best friend
>the dick was so good thatsuddenly your sister hates you and kills you, choosing to be the retard's wife
>"What can I say except HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOO"

lots of, uh, well... scholars ITT...

I will destroy NTR

E-football coach mode announcement in two hours

>>535832995
Silksong will come out before coach mode.

/ag/l exports?

>>535834761
use your brain

>>535834761
i would post formations per group if there was a save but im too lazy to dl them one by one

>>535826505
/copalib/ is the canonical representative of Black and Indigenous Bodies of Colour

>>535835191
i thought they said there was going to be save released shortly after the draw?

>>535838932
haha u got ownde xD

>>535838932
agl8 didnt have a save released either

>>535839093
agl7 did
normalize releasing saves on the wiki damn it

>>535839258
this, it'd also be like a souvenir for those that took part in it

>>535839258
Agreed

>>535838932
It's not finished yet :)

>oops the schedule is too packed to schedule friendlies!
based /chadmin/. when is akko lel

(￣ω￣)

>>535843094
its never a good look on k'wabentale when even /admin/ is giving you Ls

There is still one Akko spot available

>15 isn't ready
And it will never be. How long is it for autumn cup anyway?

>>535845131
About 2 months-ish

>>535845131
The first date on the calendar is 17 Oct so just under 2 months from now

>>535844839
I've got nothing to do with my life so might as well take it.
>>535844363
Deadass I didnt' look at the calendar and I thought people tinkering with 15 before the Babby would be a good idea. You can't win them all, I suppose.

deadass

>>535845318
You just got cucked out of that spot by SgBong

>>535846706
That's okay, I love being cucked!

>>535845318
just put in a backup
froggerP will drop

>Gensou cup the next 2 weekends
>AGL the next 4 weekends
>/vr/ league every weekend in September
>ABC listed as taking the last two weekends in October and first 3 weekends in September
>VGL will start 2 weeks after that and run for 4 weeks
>DBC the first 3 weekends in December
>NTC and Akko need to go in there somewhere
Realistically you have the first 2 weekends in October free but ABC + fetus should only take 4 weekends and not 5 so that's another weekend. I really hope they aren't at the same time because I signed up for Akko and want to sign up for NTC too.

>>535846787
Akkobro btw

>>535846706
Why is that guy suddenly signing up for every possible tournament when he gets tilted so badly after every loss he gakes his name off the wiki of the team?

>NTC
Does he know?

But what about Ladies Night 3?

>>535847520
No dimes. So it will never be redeemed again saar

>>535847293
John Woke said the VGL invitationals were NTC and Lads, why would he lie to me?

>>535847293
Nice Tan Cock??

save is up and im phoneposting someone post formations

Well then, this year we will have Luigi Circuit and after VGL24, the summer invitationals will be RTTC4 and NTC4. There will be no LN3.

>>535848178
ok sure give me an hour

>>535848238
:snaaOK:

There will be no LN3 because there will be a LN2 2 instead

>>535848393
based formation poster

>>535846987
you forgot vtlel

I think the group names are one of the best parts of /ag/l

>>535850171
No I didn't

>>535847081
already had that spot and signed up before, there's other managers in the previous signup that didn't want that team used for akkolel

>>535850218
True, specially the one they chose for N

>>535850573
I can only respect taking two blue archive teams, a mascot manager f.c. avatarfagging team and the boring yurucamp that should have stayed dead in a group called nobody cares.

>>535826505
>there's no /ntr/ team
Dare I?

>>535851876
I suspect you can get a few models from /h/.

>>535851876
the former /revue/ manager already did that a couple months ago

>>535852953
And /zzz/, and /esg/

You guys ever think about how 3 elite managers, 2 of which would promote to knockouts, were in a group that was topped by /ink/?

>>535854232
>You guys ever think
i try to avoid it when possible

>>535854232
real ball knowers knew that /ink/ would make it out of that group

>>535849501
this will take a bit longer than expected because im dumb but it will be done

>>535853356
who?

>>535855873
cuckgod teams

The world is threatened by monsters sent by the Demon Lord. To counter him, Dragons which are deities who reside in another dimension, bestow powers upon champions known as “Dracovalis”.

In a small, unremarkable village, Imos lives with his sister Tori, helping her run a potion shop. Along with his sister, he spends his days with his childhood friend (and a Dracovalis) Lotia, a gentle nun Krimina, and a tomboy princess Aina.

However, this all changes when an order is made for all Dracovalis, including Lotia, to hunt down the Demon Lord.

>>535850356
Yes you did

>>535854232
Narrative gods knew that was the kind of group the meme team would top.

>>535782410
TRVTH NVKE

this should work

>>535862635
everything else is unique, only P1s here

>>535862635
Can you do 442s too? That seems like such an absurd amount for agl.
>They're looking down on 433s? heh I'll just go 442!

>>535862635
>/4ccg/ dindu nuffin wrong
As it should be.

>>535863182
>They're looking down on 442s? heh I'll just go 343!

>>535863195
i'm gonna go sleep

>>535863182
>only 33% of /ag/l teams are running 4atb metashit
pretty good imo

4-4-2 is a white man's formation

>>535865606
>a once dominant force that is now a product of a bygone era

>>535865606
the biggest 4-4-2 merchants have been non-whites

>>535862635
>>535863182
I need pictures of the exports. A 4-3-3 could be a shitpost still.

>>535865997
>pes 19/21
The less pale PES.

>>535866121
download the save nigguh

>>535866209
I'm not installing PES I just want to see the exports dude.

>>535862635
can you note any teams with gimmicks?

>>535866324
guess you have to wait a week or so then

>>535866332
teams with more than 1 formation are gimmick teams for sure, or some pastebin fuckery going on

>>535862635
Went through the save and some of this is really disingenuous.

>>535866324
Funny dots on a soccer pitch aren't going to tell you if a formation is a shitpost any more than someone telling you it's a 4-3-3. You'd have to look at the players individually and the sliders, which nobody is going to do for you because that takes effort.

>>535866859
what did you find, detective?

>>535866867
4-3-3 can be a 4-3-3 or it can be a zona mista or it can be a mcbox. It could be 4 medal defenders. I dunno dude it's an /ag/ league 4-3-3 means nothing really.

>>535866121
/kotFC/'s 4-3-3 is just the copypasta
Streamer listnyen well, gyive mye the dyouble tripnle fyat 4-3-3 denyuxe, nyon +2, fyour CBs La Nyiga style, nyextra gegen with cyentnring tyargets, myake the stryikers nyasymmetric, deplnyoy nyeehaw tyurtle, nyen cyall my myum nyand tyell her nyi'm dyoing my byest

>>535866867
even THOUGH they're squares in 17

>>535866997
Well like in the 4-3-3 longball tard alert you have
>/cs2/ who is permanent +2
>/gamedle/ that is mostly a 4-5-1
>/kotfc/ that is a 2-4-4 just because of one preset
>/kp/ that has a 40 rated CF
And in the regular 4-3-3 tard box you have stuff like
>/famguy/ is RWF/RMF/RB with no left sided players
>/banter/ has all weird stats
>/xmas/ has a pastebin gimmick to throw the game

>>535867491
not my image, but good to know

>>535866121
>I need pictures of the exports
im not the original guy but here per group: https://files.catbox.moe/u1ibzm.zip

>>535868164
>dolphin porn
yikes...
got me with it too

nope, not downloading, unzipping and checking each formation one by one!

I trust links on 4chan

>>535868164
you forgot some multi-formation teams

>>535868492
i checked pastebins to see which ones activate. if i missed some still then sorry

>>535868613
You will be sorry *starts undoing belt*

>>535868613
i think only racestars and pedalem

group L (fixed racestars)

The next grouk K should be called Group Kevin Nash was raped in the hot sweltering summer of '92

>>535867491
>>/xmas/ has a pastebin gimmick to throw the game
I didn't know santabellum was participating

>>535871657
That's SANTABELLUM the JOLLY to you

group Q (fixed pedalem)

might as well help the poor soul out, i'll post some as well

>>535868461
>Grim is no longer backup keeper
Grim.

where is group /n/ and /o/

>>535872901
/n/o /o/ne cares about them

>>535872901
no one cares

I care about my zoer wife and her team, can't say the same about the rest.

>>535873402
>>535873657
drop x for me will ya?

>>535873713
sure

>>535868164
cheers for the upload, sovlmancer

>>535873992
np

>>535873402
>/igg/ pastebin
>Subs: When other guy does them.
>/m&b/ pastebin
>no regular subs, sub players if they get injured
We're in for a 0 subb owl

>>535874812
Give them both gegenpress

>>535862430
i miss lazorchef

>>535862635
whats wrong with longball
specfic to /ag/ i mean

>>535876093
>playing anti-football in a tournament that exists to have fun

>>535876093
Does longball not exist in real life?

>>535876195
longball is fun
most of the time longball is the anti meta fun one but now we had one (1) cup where its the meta youre acting like its been meta the whole time

>>535876461
Because when everyone is doing it it stops being funny.

groups that will probably be fun to watch:
ADJLMPSW

>shortslop
>90' of fulvo
>longslop
>90' of hoofball

>>535876936
Maybe football is not good...

>>535876936
When short doesn't work it's 90' of fulvo. When it does work you get a large variety of plays, tricks, and goals. When long doesn't work it's 90' of hoofball. When it does work it's 90' of hoofball interrupted by the same type of goal being scored over and over again.

>>535877296
sports are a psyop, the next cup will be played in Factorio

>>535877593
Isn't that giving the /e/ manager an unfair advantage?

>>535877593
/egg/bros...

>>535877593
Deal, but make it happen with the DLC and the matches happen on a different planet. Doesn't have to be the ice one, it would filter 90% of the teams anyway

[AGL News] Teams are limited to 45 minutes of in-game time for longball. This time may be divided throughout the match as each manager sees fit.

>>535878239
Literally 1984 good

>>535878559
I think it's time to be frank, no one actually likes Kirby.

>>535878769
KUMby on the other hand

>>535878239
longball rations... 4ccg is a starving regime

>>535847293
How many even qualify for NTC?

>>535878239
>This time may be divided throughout the match as each manager sees fit.
Only odd minutes will be on longball, there.

Still not watching the AGL

>>535881196
What will you be watching instead

>>535881901
A bunch of videos from /gif/

>>535882087
HWCbro btw

>>535881901
watching?

>>535882491
What's wrong with watching

>>535883170
/zzz/bro btw

Don't be a whore if you're not ready to have a child because that's where the ending will bear fruit.

>>535887489
huh, did something happen anon?

>>535887489
Very well said my friend.

>>535887607
i impregnated my co

>>535875892
He's still around

>>535889324
Nice

>>535889324
so i finally learn what vaginna looks like?

>>535862635
Based /4ccg/, as usual. Crimson is a retarded faggot

>>535890175
How does Crimson have anything to do with this

>>535891017
Fuck off Crimson

>>535891017
I think about black men a lot, so he just came to mind while making that post

>>535891017
Why shouldn't I remind people?

>>535891364
Because you sound raped

I'm the only one allowed to be doing the raping

>>535891815
Beebs...

>>535891758
>tfw ywn get your /4ccg/ussy raped by BIG /ADMIN/ COCK

>>535846945
this. That lazy amphibian won't do a thing for it just like he didn't for his agl team

I'm excited for the AGL

I'm not excited for the AGL

I'm not sure how I feel about the AGL

I want to rape.

>>535896969
Why are you like this

>>535896969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw

I'm ga/y/

>>535899992
We know Gayson

hello. this is one of the 3 or 4 agl organizers. we will not have hype videos for the first 9 match days. if anyone wants to submit some generic/low effort/silly hype video for any of the 9 streams this week we will PLAY it on stream (if it doesn't risk a channel ban). it can be anything vaguely related to the match day fuck it. I will stalk the thread for videos if any get posted.

How about you suck my cock instead?

>>535901957
Will you reimburse me if I outsource the work to some fiverr jeets?

>>535901957
>I love COCKS!! GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK
huh..?

>>535902482
while that'd be hilarious, probably not
>>535903891
erm

melty in the dialoguy

>>535904670
The what now

>>535903948
Sorry, he was just exclaiming how much he love cocks and accidentally replied to you.

which teams are pro-israel?

>>535906410
/eurovision/ considering their pastebin

>submit a meme export
>have a 4-3-3 and 4-4-2 in my group
>run a >test to see how badly I'll do
>get 2 red cards and a really ded
I see, そうだ

>>535906410
In 4CC: /pol/, /co/, /mlp/, /sp/ and the /v/alkans (except /vr/)
In VGL: all the gacha threads
I don't know enough about VTL, I know there's one Mossad vtuber, but that's about it.

>>535906825
Now that was a game

>>535906825
sorry I just copied my 4cc team

>>535906920
>I don't know enough about VTL, I know there's one Mossad vtuber, but that's about it.
Well you've got /jidf/, (Idol org.) It was formerly owned by a Jew. He had to sell it when the war begun with Palestine. Turns out he was getting government grants for the project. War > PsyOps on anime nerds. So he upsold it to some Japanese suits who have no idea what they are investing into and have rebranded them like twice now.

You've also got /choc/, which was just Black vtubers. So Jewish by proxy. /xvsj+/ played Jewish tricks and ended up losing when the more Jewish talents backstabbed them.

>>535889324
based
do not censor a single one

We are nearing two months since the end of last /vg/ League. There is still no word on the PES version.

>>535924701
That's because they're kneeling to 4cc and waiting to see how Autumn pans out.

>>535924701
because 17keks lost BIGLY so they're having a melty and trying to sweep the entire topic under the rug and pretend the poll never happened

VGL will be better than 4CC no matter what PES version either uses.

>>535928434
kekypow

>>535928434
trvke

>>535928434
Maybe on planet retard

>>535901957
making one as we speak
do i send it to the streamer or one of (you)?

>Limbab streamer
Interesting

>>535938132
unfathomably grim.

Can you ban a streamer from your team's matches?

>>535942187
yes but you have to request it before the draw

>>535924701
Denko said 17 during the final ASS, NIGGER, unless 15 "had a proof of concept" (it doesn't)

>>535938132
unfathomably based.

>>535943172
Get some British accents in the box with him.

>>535943353
say no more!

535944118
Nevermind

Contacts page, last 50 edits:
16 edits: sgbong
3 edits: Kostas
2 edits: a handful of managers
1 edit: a lot of managers

>>535946578
contributing to the wiki is bad

>>535946578
As funny as it would be for him to have hopped teams 16 times, it looks like some random cleanup edits

cipher is streaming my group. what should I expect

>>535947707
well you can look at gusic 2 results and get an average

>>535947707
2-1

>>535701243
>>535938132
How did he know?

>>535947707
Essex

>>535947707
2-1 boring slurpfests and constant pausing to look at the funny german pose

>>535947436
some people are just page jannies for certain wiki pages, same goes with isthisliv stat pages

>>535947707
Panties (or lack of them)

I am really impressed by the detail on /trv/
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//trv/_Statistics
Above and beyond

>>535947707
Lack of knowledge for anything older than 2015, like FOE

Who is commentating /4ccg/‘s matches?
We have QD as streamer but warrant the best colors.

>>535951874
bellum, limbab and alex

>>535951874
boris, df and alex

>>535949730
Even in the 'ccg F.O.E.

>>535951874
suule, alex, and guyf

>The ESL President
How does he do it?

>>535952025
>boris, df
I would pay to watch this.

>>535947206
I should add some stuff to the aesthetics tutorials but I'm too retarded to know if I'd be writing in a way people could actually follow.

>>535953293
Boris and DF will be insulting each other as alex tries to explain what heaven burns red is about and QD screams about Rabi with the header

>>535953784
Kino

>>535953784
I ran /4ccg/ yesterday and I hate to tell the rabifags that the most prolific /4ccg/ player is likely to be Melty in the 'cord

>>535954023
uh oh

>>535954023
As it should be. There's nothing else that has as much power in /4ccg/ as cord posting.

>>535954023
leave it to b*ng to make the CB melty player better than the gold striker

>>535955686
>he doesnt want to see meme cb goals

>>535951874
Get 3 ESL kings in there. One of them a Korean

>>535957773
No, it was supposed to be HER turn

Business idea: the Spanish SAP commentary for /dbg/ vs /fgoalter/ but Korean for /lcg/ vs /bag/

>>535961756
The Hanny gook dislikes gacha generals

Archive anon, in VGL 11 the last game of 7 December you have a wrong team listed. It should be /mbg/ as the away team not /domg/

I blame sbongsoup

>>535699291 (OP)
so is the /cm/ manager getting banned or not?

>>535965901
Slap on the dick (6 month suspension but gets to caretake the team)

>>535965901
Weedman said he's banned from submitting tactics for one cup (forced caretaker basically), which is a slap on the wrist compared to what I would've wanted to do to him.

>>535965901
Suspension from managing or doing tactics for Winter. If it had been spotted mid-cup it would have been a full ban with immediate effect - source Crimson

>>535966149
rape?

>>535966538
1 year sexual relief duty

>>535965901
He should have been banned for what he submitted in Spring but for some reason he continually gets given benefit of the doubt.

>>535967403
What did he submit in Spring?
t. goldfish

/cm/ should have been disqualified, /k/ should have be in Winter instead and /cm/ should be given the spoon for being DQ'd.

>>535967403
Admin does not ban someone for retarded and lazy, however he IS on thin ice at this point because he is certainly wearing it thin. You can only be this consistently "Lazy and Stupid" before admin has had enough.

>>535967704
*continues to be lazy and stupid in 2 leagues for the next three years*

>>535967490
He submitted an illegal export (40 plus rule violations) and then submitted the save fix four days after the draw and incorrectly (he grabbed the save file from Autumn, fixed the team in there and then uploaded an Autumn edit file as his save fix for his spring export.)

Ladies night 2 but the only commentator is the snaaOK Korean.

>>535967704
Can we use the retarded and lazy defense come POI season?

>>535967806
Man. Savefixes shouldn't exist if the AATF was made available at least a week before the deadline.
Submit a faulty export? Do it again and lose timeouts as if you hadn't submitted anything.

>>535968126
I mean you can try it

>>535968126
Go for it but do not be surprised if they find out that you are from /4ccg/ and not a /cm/ tourist looking to sabotage the team's POI thread.
The /cm/ manager has done that enough himself, already :^)

I don't care about what cunts in korea are doing

>>535969001
>Paying to coom

>>535967806
Between that, the shit he pulled with vglel, and what he does with invitationals I don't know why Frogger even bothers. If you don't have time for this stuff, why not just step down? Then you can be a spectator, do absolutely nothing, and avoid making your laziness other people's problem and pissing them off

>>535969838
it's surely part of a silly, punishable (rapeable) twink persona

>>535967704
>VGL ban him immediately for being a lazy retard
>4CC is on it's third slap on the wrist
optician's cup

>>535972256
Admin is very aware that a few teams are on there very last non merc management teams.

>>535972256
Admin is desperate

>>535972508
desperate

>>535972375
It's almost time for the great cull down to 32 teams.

>>535972568
desperate

like half of the teams in 4cc die if not for their current management or mercing so that's why they're more lenient than vglel
this is a reminder that if you want to fuck around pick up a small team on the brink death (don't overdo it like gaygay before he got b&)

>>535972717
I forgot what he even got banned for

>>535972878
he posted a POI thread on >dicksword and asked people to post in it

>>535972878
this >>535973059 He asked dicksword to fake his POI for him when /adv/ didn't give a shit anymore

>>535972643
desperate

What team is gonna have an unexpected revival in autumn? We've had a couple babby cups in a row now where total newfags decided to BE, so who's keeping the train rolling? inb4 /gif/

>>535973739
if only reviving my board wasn't such a big project...

>>535973739
/s/

>>535973739
/h/ will revive by winning 2 games

>>535973739
if only I wasn't such a shitty witty itty bitty pussy I could revive my favorite team....

>>535974165
Isn't /s/ too busy fapping to care about memeball?

>>535973739
/w/

>>535973739
/po/

>>535974478
We have the likes of /d/ and /h/ but you draw the line at /s/?

>>535973739
/qst/

>the only 9.0s received in official matches were on 15, 19, and 21 (and 16 if you count VTL)
What did PES mean by this?

>>535977274
Unserious versions

>>535977274
a 9.0 is a sign that you're on a bad pes

>>535977274
17 is the only true version of PES

>>535977274
If those 9s are mickey mouse what does that say of the teams that couldn't even get a 9 in the mickey mouse era?

>>535978283
>t,17bot

AGL9 streamer ranking?

>if you count VTL
nobody counts VTL as official

>>535979029
QD > most of them > Cipher > LimKWAB

>>535979029
Limbab is going to be the best new streaming talent of 2025

>>535977274 (You)
I misremembered, the VTL ones were on 19 and 21. Here's all the official league games and what the player had to do to get the 9.0
4CC
>2015, 5 goals, 0 assists
>2021, 3 goals, 2 assists
>2021, 6 goals, 1 assist
>2021, 4 goals, 2 assists
>2021, 3 goals, 2 assists
>2021, 3 goals, 2 assists
>2019, 3 goals, 2 assists
>2019, 3 goals, 2 assists
VGL
>2019, 3 goals, 2 assists
>2019, 3 goals, 2 assists
>2019, 4 goals, 2 assists
>2021, 3 goals, 3 assists
>2021, 3 goals, 2 assists
>2021, 3 goals, 2 assists
VTL
>2021, 7 goals, 0 assists
>2019, 3 goals, 2 assists
>2019, 3 goals, 2 assists
For reference, the 9.0 this past garbage day showed a 9.0 is possible on 17 but it took 4 goals and 3 assists.

>>535981749
>7 goals, 0 assists
what the fuck was this match

>VTL
>official
NEVER EVER

>>535928943
you can do either, probably safer to just send it to me in case we need an emergency backup

>>535981749
Garbage day can't be used as reference for player ratings because of the shorter match time. Pes weights what a player does differently based on how long the game is and, if they are subbed in or off, how long they are on the pitch.

>>535982763
https://implying.fun/video/vtl4/2023-03-11/?t=4:37:51.0

>>535982763
/koopa/ vs /hirys/

>>535983143
That's fair. I ran a >test of an AGL match up yesterday and a player scored 6 goals with no assists and still only got an 8.5.

Can't wait for VTL9

>>535987623
me too!

I did it... I raped my co...

My trust has been broken. My body is ruined now.

I wonder who will actually win /ag/l. It's hard to predict a favourite because of +2 and the good teams being nerfed for tryharding.

>>535992038
with a billion teams it will just come down to luck. hoping for /4ccg/ tho

I'm a 7-foot-tall guy, and I was raped. Can happen to anyone.

>>535984474
I ran a test the other day where a team won 7-0 with one player getting 6 goals and 1 assist. Good ol PES only gave them an 8.5 too.

Heard some screams while testing, hopefully the manager cutie that lives right next to me is alright.

>>535992038
>>535992375
Yeah it's a 96 team tournament, you have to survive 9 games to win the whole thing. When in doubt bank on something that's solid defensively like idk /baldi/.

When you can't even say my name

>>535994474
If I say your name, you will appear in my house.

>>535957773
it worked for remix

*advances on 1 point*

what does extra frontman cb do

>>535973739
/t/ legit has a new actual guy now

>>535995107
Teams up with your CF to dp your opposition

>>535995107
Same effect as join the attack but permanent

>Friday
QD (A-D)
>Saturday
Limbab (E-H)
Crimson (I-L)
Cipher (M-P)
Dtroit (Q-T)
>Sunday
Dtroit (U-X)
BoB (A-D)
Toki (E-H)
Bird (I-L)

>>535995107
it runs down the field to join the attack when appropriate, it's also bad

>>535996317
This is the first step of Limbab VGLco

>>535995286
show me the proofs.

>>535996317
Did they finally manage to rescue Dtroit from the nutty putty cave?

>>535996317
My condolences to groups Q-T.

>>535998397
First /admin/ then VGLco then VTL commish

>>535996317
A-D and I-L lucking out

>>535995286
>>535998701
oh right it wasnt /t/ it was /xs/
it was congratulations for killing /mlp/

>>536002183
reminder that crimson's track record is 0-0, 1-1, 0-0, 1-0 matches

when does /penis/ play?

>>536002542
1-3 times a night

>>535998815
Groups Q through X are in the nutty putty cave.

>>535995107
I think if you have just 1 CB with extra frontman, they'll be the one to go forward on +2. Might be useful if you have a medal CB who doesn't run forward.

>>536005746
its the left CB who goes forward

>>536005746
>Might be useful if you have a medal CB who doesn't run forward.

just noticed in the agl save that i mispelled one of my player names aaaaaa it's over

>>536005746
On 17 it's always the leftmost CB that makes runs forward on +2. So even if you make a Goal Poacher SS, shove it on the leftmost defensive position, keep the same playstyle (it's functionally a blank in position as a CB) and make it's first position a CB you just have an extra poacher SS when on +2. Put it on a 532 and you have a functional 433 in attack with a back four still there to defend. Do the same to a 451 with 4 CBs and you have a functional 352 that can defend the midfield better while everything is thrown up on +2, it consistently works against just average meta 433 langball cause that has only LB CB RB to defend with.

>>536008486
>it's always the leftmost CB
If I make an upright triangle of CBs it seems like the top one goes, maybe because it's a medal CB.

>>536009087
I believe it's the most forward CB, and when it's in a straight line the game reads the left side as more forward than the right side. So a triangle would overrule that.

>>536006669
We can fix it, who is it

>>536009087
>>536009296
17 seems to think leftmost is most forward for some reason so using /4ccg/ as an example this is how it functions on +2

>>536009848
/fluff/
Is smoking food for you? -> Is smoking good for you?

>>536009087
>>536008486
neko miku reimu was a right CB in genso and scored 3 goals but she was a medal so it might just be medal preference too

>>536010390
When will you save /bag/?

>>536010809
*in gusic 2 i mean

>>536010821
/bag/ was good last league, they don't really need saving.

>>536010390
Fixed

Any gusic this AGL?

>>536010390
>food

>>536011491
thanks!!

>>536011681
you're welcome *smooch*

>>536011539
idk, but there's three gusic teams in genso 2

>>536010390
>Is smoking food
Fat fuck had only one thing on his mind

back by unpopular demand
genso 2 formations
its essentially a pastebin or very light managing league so only really p1 should be important

When are the powers that be going to fix the tournament box on the main page?

>>536014675
on pes19 i forgot to say

>>536014856
When the natural order of things deem it so.

>>536015128
based

fumos are shit

>>536015241
trvke.

>>536015128
HOLY FUCKING SOVL!!

>>536015128
actually when you see it in full with all 9 presets, its a big fumo
based

Nigga just stopped posting formations to reply to himself, what the fuck.

>>536015626
He really really really wants you to see that fumo ok

>>536015626
Where?

>>536015626
honestly i didnt realise the big fumo in entirety till i saw it as a thumbnail

>>536015241
fumohaters are cringe and gay, i hope you die

>>536016165
eh, I'm just indifferent to fumos I'd rather buy figures

>>536016165
You sound raped.

Remember that you were the first to enter his peaceful life. He's just bossy...you pay attention, you manipulate him, you strategize him...you promise him heaven... until you capture him and get his will and trust..BUT if he's just in trouble, this is his refuge from you, for sure he won't give in to your slander and slander!

>>536016648
huh? what you mean?

>>536016623
Formation anon this is an autopilot, disregard the P2 and P3

>>536016648
many are saying this

>>536016945
last one

>>536016904
heres a clean one then

>>536017418
so based on p1
433 x8
442 x1
451 x1
343 x1
352 x1

>>536018092
you may not like it but this is what perfection looks like, so much variety 17keks would never understand

>>536018092
>8 faking 4-3-3s
I guess 2hu memevitationals are serious business, save for the fumo shitpost that hides an actual 3-4-3

>>536018323
Some of these 433 mains are in for a nasty surprise seeing how fragile it can be on unpatched 19

>>536014856
When you least expect it.

>>536018290
jej

I got sent to prison for 30 counts of rape, rape
Got a circumcision but fixed it up with tape, tape
Imma go wild like a gorilla: ape, ape
Make you stare in awe at my strange penis shape, shape

>>536019467
Holy shit, it's Krauser with his new song!

>>536002183
>crimson
>"lucking out"
Fuck off, get that washed faggot out of my face. That motherfucker can go die. He's way too cynical to be anywhere near streaming.

the silence after accepting

>>536015128
>mfw

Bro, listen: that woman you're dating has a backup plan. Even when things seem perfect, there's likely another man in the picture—a "friend" waiting his turn, kept around as emotional insurance. This isn't paranoia; it's the reality of the dynamic. Situations can change in an instant with a better offer. This doesn't make her bad, it makes her human. Hypergamy isn't a theory; it's a biological fact.

I'm not telling you this to make you hate her or become bitter. I'm telling you so you understand that while she has her plan, you need one too. But a man's plan is different. It's not about having another woman waiting. Your real backup plan is to become impossible to replace. Build yourself into your own security.

Your plan is your success. It's the physique you build when no one's watching. The financial stability you create when no one believes in you. Your sharp, cultivated mind and your unwavering discipline. She may bet on her beauty and charm; you must bet on your character, mentality, and the personal empire you build. These things don't age or fade.

Your war isn't against her; it's against your own mediocrity. Your purpose is to respect the man in the mirror each day. A woman is a complement to your life, not the center of it. Build your life first. If you fail, you won't just lose her; you'll lose your peace, freedom, and dignity. That is the real failure.

Stop playing games. Stop making relationships your main mission. Pursue becoming a man of such value that you don't need to compete. Your existence will be proof enough. Build a present so solid that no one can take it from you. Don't depend. Don't get weak. Dominate.

tldr