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Pakalive will air on 8/22: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuHE5HlmDHo [Embed]

>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Smart Falcon (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
Champions Meeting registration period is open.
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

Stop getting gaslit by your trainee, you retard

better not post any images or we might reach the image limit by 1000 posts!!

>>536139097 (OP)
wtf is that tachyon bwo

Post THAT.

>>536139206
I am not immune to lolibaba.

Cum into Luna
Cum into Vodka
Cum into Brian
Cum Into Gentle

>>536139206
Nah I'm into that shit.

I'll actually quit the game if I don't get the plat title

gyaru SEX

If you play on the first 2 hours you deserve to get trampled by the eager whales

https://exhentai.org/g/3497136/7ef4473d6d/
Alright, I combined all my Uma translations here for easy access

Good night umadacchis, i'm heading to bed.
CM can wait for my lunch break tomorrow.

>>536137574
Reposting since i missed end of last thread
But handholding pics were made for
>Tachyon
>Taishin
>Curren
>Digital
>El Condor Pasa
>Rice Shower
>Taiki
>Grass Wonder
>Maruzensky
>Air Groove
>McQueen
>Kawakami Princess
>Ines Fujin
>Meisho doto
>Mihono Bourbon
>Hishi Amazon
>Air Shakur
>Inari One
>Sweep Tosho
>Symboli Rudolf
>Special Week
>GoldShip
>Haru Urara
>Matikanefukukitaru
>Smart Falcon
>Fuji Kiseki
>Hishi Akebono
>Manhatten Cafe
>Silence Suzuka
>Mejiro Dober

https://bbs.animanch.com/board/363092/
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/368898/
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/1045523/

>>536139389
yes please quit but not before plonking down another 2k usd on the banner

Which uma should we all collectively masturbate to before cm starts?

>>536139576
gather at Curren

>>536139512
Thanks Anon-chan.

THE GOAT

>>536139425
What is Air Groove doing there blud

>>536139425
lmao why did you include air groove

>>536139389
Post your team so we can gauge your chances

>>536139097 (OP)
>Tachyon thread pic

Oh, great. Another karma farming account? Why am I not surprised?

>>536139494
gold generation... and king halo

>>536139512
thanks CUMA

>>536139425
>gyaru sex
BASE--
>Air Groove
???

>>536139097 (OP)
You could've picked a better Tachyon image.

>>536139425
i duno why but I feel very attracted to the dumb zoomie.

newfriends don't know Air Groove is an ex gyaru

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

CM STARTED

IF YOU WANT TO LIVE DO NOT QUE FOR 10 MINUTES

Uma and Trainer cannot start a relationship.


THIS ENDS NOW!

>>536139931
que?

Digitan LOVE

I do it for she

>>536139961
Fake news
Bourbons father was a trainer

>>536139978
!!!

>>536139206
Sorry anon, I can't hear you over the sound of me cumming from the mere sight of my trainee.

>>536139914
is this some fucking manga lore or future jp lore something
we all played air groove career dude

Why is gaslighting wrong?

>>536139961
I regulary have unprofessional thoughts about this hitomusume.

Air Groove has disgusting pink ears, that is all.

>>536139961
my uma simply fires me right before i penetrate her and then rehires me right after we finish

How much stam do I need on Oguri with Swinging Maestro and Gourmand this cm?

>>536139512
When is Your Eyes Only?

I still have time to make a CM team, right?

>>536140272
bout three fiddy
900+

Who we watching for CM bros

>>536140272
realistically you want 950+ to be safe
my 850 oguri would die way too many times on the last spurt even after popping both skills

are support bonus worth to lvl bad card for it?

>>536139961
Who is this cutie?

>>536139576
idk but I'm gonna masturbate to Belno

>>536139550
why does this make me so horny

>>536139360
>christmas date
>early january
YOU MISSED IT

>>536140272
750 if no debuffer I've seen oguris cross without letting up.., 850 is cutting it close, and that's assuming both skills activate, if you miss one it's over

So now that the dust has settled, who is the whore of tracen? And who is the cuck of tracen?

>>536139550
Damn

>>536139961
reminder that trainers don't want to get into that kind of relationship but umas forced them

Which one should I run this cm?

>>536140281
SNever. Sorry I seem to be suffering from a minor hand injury but at least I managed to barely finish the other one if you want to check out my other recent upload

>>536140529
play fair anon, no debuffers

>>536140363
Sorry, I'm not from SEA.

>>536140363
>no NL
meh

>>536139576
akikawa

>>536140142
irl air groove was referred as a gyaru by her trainer

>>536139961
It has already happened, and it will happen again and again.

>my ogiri only has 750 stam
She's capped speed and has 800 str and wit though...

What should I get for my last Oguri run before the CM? I was thinking the corner and straightaway acceleration skills since I should be good on stamina to fighter debuffers now.

>>536140520
This one is heavy

>>536140676
yeah fuck that, that is weakest possible link

>>536140730
Please match against me please match against me please match against me

>>536140525
The only uma I want to get a relationship with is Super Creek

>>536140752
>700 power
Doesn't matter. You're fucked

>>536140529
run left-chan. right-chan is missing all pace debuffs which are the most important after end closers

>>536140626
I will laugh so hard if a normienigger like NL wins his CM while anons in this general lose theirs

They're both unbelievably shit in their own ways but which one is better? I'm leaning towards right only because at least she got Maruzenksy's unique.

>>536140871
Didn't realize that was a prerequisite.

>>536139512
Sorry Anon I will probably not do any TLs

>>536140960
it's not
you have accel uniques youre fine

>>536140876
streamers get paid to play these games, we don't. I would expect them to win more than regular players considering they're making money off of it

>>536140934
right any day of the week
your 1200 speed is worthless if she taps out before the final spurt even
right has actually a chance to finish the race

>>536140871
standard distance OO
curvature
corner accel

>>536140730
Guts?

>>536140525
You think there's a PSA/Orientation/lesson in trainer institutes?
Genuine curiosity, aside from the selfinserting and what not, it seems to be an inevitability since we got Uma Bourbon, Air Groove and CB's circumstances

>bc of japanese coding skills the Bust/Waist/Hip numbers are limited to 2 numbers
>meaning the chance of 100+ Bust is 0
What a cruel world...

This debuff rng shit is so aids. Why can't we just all have a gentlemen's agreement to not use debuffers in cm?

I reallly need to marry and fuck Narita Brian

>>536140934
right because of stamina. she might win some races against 0-debuffer users. left can't even finish the race

>>536141171
There probably is shit like "keep it wrapped until she retires" and other PSAs to stop you from ruining her career.

>>536141142
I thought corner accel is really bad this track?

>>536141220
>gentlemen's agreement
>on a server with SEA and brazillians and even French
not happening no matter wtpnmhhat

Goodnight and good luck umamaniacs

Umamusume is a gaslight game

So how are we feeling Marvelous bros?

It's time /uma/, to decide which uma has the better fit

>>536141171
>if male trainers ejaculate in their trainees it's a form of consent and keep it under wraps so that it wouldn't ruin the idol aspect of uma musumes
There

No Red Shift, no Medium S

This is as good as I am going to get. Which is better in your opinion?

>>536140421
you will see her in 2-3 months

I love Twin Turbo (sleepy)

Even if you win today, you can still lose in 2 days, and then again in 4 days...

>>536141413
i'm feeling confident in more artwork of her releasing when she gets introduced in global

>>536141574
Left.

>>536139961
>>536141612
what the FUCK is she doing to Akikawa?

Which of these two Suzuka's is better?
>They're both shit
FUCK you I tried my best

>>536141501
>keep it under wraps so that it wouldn't ruin the idol aspect of uma musumes
As we have already seen by supercreeks career, the fans eat up trainerXuma relationship stuff.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

What level of mind games and gaslighting are you on, /uma/?

>>536141510
same

>>536141220
>rng game
>blames rng
In this game is mandatory to have a MLB Kitasan Black otherwise you cannot compete

>>536141574
right and pray your wits don't fuck you over

>>536141413
Despair because I know she's still over a year away.

what's with all the long tongue uma images i've been seeing all around all of a sudden

>>536141402
Theres nothing else to pick

Why is the friendship point Haru card meta? I see people recommend getting it but not explaining why.

On that note, do we know who the next friendship point star pieces are after goldship?

>>536139512
Ayyyyyyy based chad! Was hoping you'd heed my advice(begging)

Don't join right away you'll get the tryhards
Don't wait half an hour, you'll get the tryhards also waiting it out
Don't wait too long til SEA wakes up, they'll suck a grapefruit through a straw for 300 carats

>>536141702
Akikawa has an overseas business trip she has to go on.
Im gonna miss her dearly...

>>536141969
just don't play the game desu

>>536141702
Sent to the glue factory.

spe butt

>>536141748
>fans making bets on whether their oshi uma is banging her trainer(if male)
Unhinged

>>536141413
If she is so Marvelous why is she a debuff horse?

>>536142042
theres some weird shit on your image anon

Don't come to CM tonight

>>536141951
Guts is going to be important eventually and she is a good guts card that you can get for free

>>536141984
@grok translate pls

>>536142117
All the other umas getting distracted by her Marvelous Sundays

>>536142042
I want to trip face-first into the softness.

>Rudolf didn't give me any pace debuffs again
Meh. I'll stick with this NN for good luck, since I finally won the hotsprings ticket on this run.

>>536142161
Sure here's your translated image.

DO I CM NOW OR WAIT 1 HOUR?!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, DO I WAIT 2 HOURS?!!!

>>536142130
you joke but a tachy similar to this won in a lobby because there was no front runner and they took an enormous lead

>>536141951
>meta
It's not meta yet as guts hasn't been reworked for us. However, it's an amazing stat stick with no wasted stats on hints and tons of energy from events.
32 friendship bonus, 30 mood bonus and 15 training effectiveness + big starting guts bonus AND 10% race and fan bonus.
Just overall a very solid free MLB card

Any dutchfags here on PC? How did you get past the regionlock? I thought simply using a VPN would let me try this game, but apparently not.

>>536142265
wait 45 minutes

>>536142265
Do one run as soon as it opens

Vile temptress seducing her poor pure of heart trainer

>>536142265
Wait 90 minutes

GET IN QUICK BEFORE THE WHALES GET BACK HOME YOU IDIOTS

/ourguy/ is live getin getin

>>536142265
Wait 3564 seconds!

>>536142272
I'm not joking, that is my ACE. Accompanied with a Grass debuffer+dominator and a Golshit for good measure because why the fuck not

>>536142239
How does she hide her ears and tail like this?

>>536142265
whales and over confident people will start at first minute
tryhards will try at the first hour to not get whales against
your best is play 2+ hours after

>>536141951
>On that note, do we know who the next friendship point star pieces are after goldship?

I'm also interested in knowing this.

>>536142419
i want a different guy

WTF I waited 5 minutes to queue and now my MLB creek turned into air shakur....

>>536142298
""""free"""""
except it'll take me years to get it since I have no cards or legacies worth borrowing to get friend points

>>536142239
>compared to you, I'm still just a kid
U O H
T o T

>>536142419
>don't race on hour 1 guyzzz
>livestreaming for hour 1
Lying chink.

>>536142239
Hmm... i dont get it.
Maybe i need a human to translate it instead.

>>536142419
i want moo moo where is he

>oguri does her unprovoked mood down 4 times in 8 turns
this fat bitch is worse to train than golshi

>>536142529
You don't have a single decent MLB SR?
Even then you get thousands of friend points from TT

>two bricks run
>didn't get Medium S so I don't feel so bad
These runs really do change your perspective after you find out about Medium S

>>536142408
The whales are the ones waiting to play when it opens logically speaking

>>536142419
holy gaslighting. This guy also said that you should spend your carrots on tickets even if you win the first set 3 times because...uhhh... just do it ok??

>>536141936
homestretch haste is solid.

>>536142117
you can build even debuff horses as aces if you are dedicated enough to your umawife

I finally got my 2 star guts spark...

Which MLB SR should I slot for friendship points? King Halo, Marvellous, Eishin or Narita Taishin?

>>536142529
You get 5000 every week from class 6 retention.

If I don't win the finals, I'll unironically uninstall the game and never touch it again

>>536142042
>fences don't even line up
I know what you are...

>>536141745
Don't do it, man.
Fronts are trash.
t. 1200 S medium double circle Left-Handed Suzuka user

>>536142579
She's one of the easiest to train

>>536142720
How does she run with those big, heavy things?

>>536142529
Your team trials climbing, bro? I got enough FP for 2LB from first-time promotions alone.

>>536142408
Whales dont have to go to work retard lol

is it worth buying daiwa star pieces with club points if i already got the mcqueen ssr to 3lb?

>>536142042
That's my fucking daughter you weirdos!

>>536142743
i get around 10-12 picks a day with eishin and have had her set there for like a month.

>>536142636
>You don't have a single decent MLB SR?
I have an MLB Top Gun and I probably average 10 friend points per day.

>>536142419
please stop posting that ugly tranny

>>536142881
Yes, Daiwa is the best.

>>536142743
Eishen.
King Halo's also good but she's not as appreciated as her events are worse.
Taishin's speed card is literal shit btw.

>>536142042
the fuck?

how long does cm last? do I need to do it today or can I keep preparing and wait?

remember to check your inbox in 8 min

>>536143005
Nigger READ the fucking ingame guide.

>>536142128
>>536142760
>>536142985
why are you gaywads looking at the fence?

>>536141142
Thanks. I did a sim against an S-medium and Oguri and, obviously, lost by good amount. So I'm just going to free ball and accept that I am screwed. Might as well start preparing for the next Long race.

>>536143119
this is a gacha general, we don't read here

i have never met any player that prefers Vodka over Daiwa

>>536142419
This guy is gaslight central and even told his discord trannies that he purposely withholds info.

>>536142808
>Don't do it, man.
It's too late brother...

>>536142985
correct

>>536142985
>its slop
ya no shit look at the fucking arm/hand

>>536141612
That's great
I hate lolis in adult roles

>>536142985
its an ai slopper telling other people to not use their "art" for ai training as if it isnt painful enough that shit is just straight slop

quite ironic

>>536143139
If you're gonna slop at least learn to use impaint

>>536143078
What happens in 8 minutes?

>>536142419
>90% pvper
>look inside
>"yeah guys winrate above 80% is basically impossible"

>>536143349
SSR ticket

>>536143229
There's no way this is slop

>Biwa run
>Won make debut
>2 double circles and filled triangle in power on Asahi Hai
>Lost Asahi Hai twice: 11th place, 7th place
>Had to use the clock twice
>Hit a mood down event, then hit a 9% failure chance on spd training
>Got the worse injury event, awful mood
>Spent way too much time fixing mood
>Still like a 1000 fans to go for Satsuki Sho, 2 turns left
>Go for a G2 medium race
>She lost badly
>"600 fans to go, surely she can get a good enough place even with C in mile after so many undeserved losses, so I don't need to choose the OP race"
>Go for G2 again
>She lost
>Career ended
>E rank

>>536143349
You get raped

>>536142913
I get like 30 friend points with MLB Kita

Server status?

why is she like this

legitimately considering spending 300 carats on 2 rolls and hoping I luckmaxx into a Super Creek. I've gotten absolutely DESPERATE. I cannot make a max speed uma without MLB Kita and I can't borrow MLB Kita unless I pull a Super Creek.

>>536143270
AIfags are some of the least self-aware people that I know. I remember seeing someone who was unironically butthurt that his AIslop was stolen by fellow AIsloppers kek.

>>536143435
Look at her penis. Certified slop.

>>536143353
Can I have that Carrotman mask?

>>536142979
I thought more people might be taking Taishin for gold ship grind

>>536143349
Wait for it...

>>536142881
Choose with your dick anon, hesitation is defeat

>He's excited for CM in 3 minutes
For me, it's the legend races.

>>536143516
you don't need creek for sprint and mile

Races are open LETS GOOOO

I'm just going to put in 3 A+ horses and call it a day

>>536143668
That's my wife!

>>536142881
no

>>536143583
What the fuck are you doing grass you're not japonese you dont have to eat this japonese junk have a real food instead!

>>536143583
What is she doing at the grass, I wonder?

>>536143349
Official invite into the Mejiro family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ1PbJqrQnA

Is Victoria por plancha any good on Oguri?
My other options are Straightaway Adept, Ramp Up, Homestretch Haste.

HEY, DANCHOU!
FUCK YOU RETARD!
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHO'S POSTING THIS!
HAHAHA, SUCK MY NUTS!

I was away at work all day and didn't realize CM was starting right now. Have the relevant missions dropped yet?

HERE IT COMES

OH SHIT, SOMEONE BOMBED THE TRACK! Don't let your umas out until everything has calmed down!

I WON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY

>>536139983
Gunny

WTF I got matched with 2 1200/1200 goldship and lost so hard the game literally deleted my ace from the savefile....

good luck everyone!

>>536143843
>Victoria por plancha
no
>ramp up, homestretch
yes

CHECK YOUR INBOX
>CHECK YOUR INBOX
CHECK YOUR INBOX
>CHECK YOUR INBOX
CHECK YOUR INBOX
>CHECK YOUR INBOX
HOLY CYGENEROUS

Are we going to get the
>Connecting
Again?

As an Uma of color (chestnut) I will win this race!

>>536143696
The CM isn't either of those

CYGENEROUS

FUCKJ FUYCK I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED OPEN ITHOUGHT OPEN MEANT IT WAS OPENTO EVERYONE PLEASE LET ME CHANGE NO I FUCKED UP NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLYYYYY GENEROUS

>>536142419
This is the same retarded nigger that advised new players to take +5 to all stats instead of 30 energy to new players on the second new year btw

now matching...

>>536143968
I'm rich!

got totally destroyed
I still get a carat reward at the end, right?

IT'S HERE

CYGENEROUS I KNEEL

>>536144097
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

good luck neigghas

wat

wtf i have to pay to get pigged on?

>It costs carats to enter
????????

Ez

>this is the competition
ohnonono lmao, you guys said it would be full of sweats

Did you win?

If you're not racing hour 1 to avoid whales, you're a coward.

>>536143583
>Took you long enough, Grass. Those dandelions must be tasty!

I'm going in bwos

>>536144194
THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD!

>>536144128
Bro we warned you not to queue
Casuals arent refreshing autistically for the turn of the hour.

>very generous 300 carats
You rike?

it fucking COSTS carats to enter???

>>536144269
GL

>YOU NEED TO PAY CARATS TO EVEN ENTER EVENTS
THE ABSOLUTE GREED OF THIS COMPANY

>>536143437
Biwa is such shit. The only use I've found for her is parenting Taishin. If they weren't friends, I'd be calling Cygames demanding to have this dumb fucking nerd deleted from my account.

if youare queueing for the next 2 hours
you are a retard
simple as that

AYO

HOOLYSHIT

CM STARTED

>you have to pay to enter
holy fucking SCAM

just two more, bros

ROOM IS FULL OF B+ WTF

I'm putting in a front runner instead of an extra debuffer because it matters more that the YouTube shitters fielding a front Haru Urara die more than me getting platinum.

>>536144241
forgot pic

>>536144269
thanks

>no one mentioned you had to pay this entire time
was this not the same for jp?

I can't believe Oguri ate Tickezo afterwards.

Just pay the fee you sweaty poorfags.

>could not break top 3
I WASTED A MONTH ON THIS??

is it good to go right away, or should i wait to sign up bros?

everything is easy with oguri

time to fucking destroy this stupid bitch

Can I register a team now but not enter a race

Wtf why can't I use my umas? I can only put in my nature and weak shit.

>streamer seanig matches immediately
>first match is against triple S spark oguri
LMAO
good luck to retards matching right now

I'm ruined, all 3 tickets, gone...

I WOOOON

>>536144610
oh no no no no

>2 ROUNDS OF C+ UMAS
GOGOGO ANONS MATCH NOW

What could possibly go wrong?

>race
>next
>skip skip skip skip
>done
Alright, cool

Why the hell do you have to pay just to enter? What the hell is this?

Fucking easy

CAP AS IN PEAK

i just lost to this dogshit oguri crap

>All of these 12000+ Umas
HOLD F2P PLAYERS HOLD. DON'T SIGN UP YET

Hey guys cuma danchou here please make sure you do 3 runs of CM if I catch you not entering to save your carots I will kick you right now!

>>536144741
you get 3 free entries and 1 paid (in carats) per day

lmao B+ front ace LETS GOOOO

>>536144321
thanks I won
>>536144465
not me bwo

Bros I fucking lost

well that was easy, 1st 2nd 3rd in my first 2 races

I'm going to enter when the quality of posting in the thread becomes really bad, because then I know the SEAmonkeys with shit teams are awake.

There are no people in the S rank bracket

that was really easy wtf, do not wait 1 hour for the whales bros

Anyone who wins must show everyone their winning uma

I won

>>536144823
Oh, thanks.

I'm scared of getting BTFO by whales when is the optimal time to queue to avoid them?

I'M NOT READY YET, JUST LET ME USE MY LAST THREE GUESTS SPOT FOR THE DAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>two goldship neicha opponents
Fuck me dont queue right now...

TAISHINGOD

im scare

>my carry uma gets bad mood first run
epic

>>536144981
tomorrow before reset

are you guys baiting right now, im not queuing

How come my nice nature is missing from the list in CM?

YESSS MY TAISHIN LATESURGER WON GET FUCKED GOLSHI

>>536144945
The three you use are locked in for the duration of the event right? You can't change them?

yatta
that was way too close im not queuing anymore

>>536144981
right now, there's a bunch of shitters in all the races

>>536145103
I'm pretty sure you can change them on the next round

>people are using up their best aces for the first round, instead of saving them for 2nd and finals
have fun with the locked out good aces lmao

My """"""Ace"""""" couldn't even beat Winning Ticket this CM is going to be a disaster for me.

>>536144981
You need to queue right fucking now dude.

See ya tomorrow fags

MY HEART'S A STEREO

Is this a joke?

>>536145202
wait wtf??? is this a thing?

>>536145202
?

>>536145202
nyoooooo...... please tell me this is fake

ended up picking beginner league, can't get any A ranks even if i was at gunpoint

How many wins do I need for group A?

>#1 favorite
thank you based retard jap for giving me these free wins

yeah aight

I wish that it would show you how your team is doing against other umas even when you aren't actively racing them

>>536144792
>only 1 gold recovery skill

>gold shit didn't activate shooting for victory or red shift
>still won
why did i do all that work

>>536145202
no... it's over...

Easy

>>536145202
NO I"M BRICKED

>>536145270
>>536145282
bwo you need 3 teams of 3.... you can't use the same ones...

>>536145202
umazing bait

>>536145337
3

that was so easy

>>536145202
fuuuck I forgot about this mechanic...

>>536145405
bro you didnt save your aces...

Well that was ez even with all the goldships around
Remember to read the after race twinkle issue report it's pretty sovlful

>>536145364
there was only 1 enemy debuffer

ez

which choice

>>536145391
i just really wanna fluff Neichas twintails real bad

Round 1 bros how we feeling?

3 races, 3 wins for golshi

>>536145202
I don't even know what ace means. I just clicked random horses to the race and spammed skip.

>>536145270
>>536145271
>>536145282
>>536145382
you think we've spent two weeks training THREE umas total? lmao

>My ace is the number 1 favorite.
FUCK ITS SO OVER.

Is your team locked for the entire cup?
Can you change it at all?
Daily? Round? Ticket?

STOP THE GASLIGHTING!!!

Reminder that if you pick any of the following epithets for your umas

>The GOAT
>Record Holder
>Legendary Diva
>Finals Champion
>Epoch Pioneer

Then your uma (and by extension, you) is soulless

>beat Anon in my first race
Sorry bwo

I made it.

When's closing time for the first day of races? ie. how many more hours of grinding can I squeeze in before I MUST register and race?

Wtf is this bs? All 3 races had 1200 speed 1k power umas. How the fuck do they even get that much stats? Why is there no matchmaking system in place?

This french nigga im watching just got matched vs a fucking Curren Chan and a C rating Nice Nature
This shit is pure RNG and nothing else holy fuck what a shit game

>>536145508
faced a monstrous oguri round 1, but we livin'

>>536145591
I like Speed Queen

kek

see you lads in group A i guess

>he only trained 2 aces and 1 debuff neicha
laugh at these people who can't read

>>536145612
24

My first match was with one of the anons here that wins all the CM rooms.
I hate you all.

>don't worry bro you'll be matched with casuals running C+ horses bro
I'm never listening to this piece of shit general again. This is my final message, goodbye

ggez thank God I stayed up to farm dumb mutts. Time to go to sleep

well see you in graded league bros

>>536145685
was it that december golshi kek

5/5
You guys didn't believe the misinformation campaign and searched right away right?... right? You know when the same time that all the casuals who just wanted to race there favorite horses raced as well right?

im gonna click it

>>536145685
lmao dox him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So many bad horses why can't you bwos win

>>536145770
>he locked in his aces in the first round
HOLY BRICK

>>536145685
>he didn't queue every 3 minutes like we agreed to

bro ........

Should I queue right now or just wait for all the turbo whales to stop everyone else

why is it i can still enter after winning

I DID IT TAISHIN BROS

i'm going to redeem now

>>536145835
I'm running into people who are throwing their Medium TT umas in, but YMMV

>>536145829
based Curren trainer

>thread completely unusable for the next 24-48h
finally, a break!

>>536145835
Are you fucking blind dude? Queue right now or you're fucked

I just saw some poor Goldship's curvature activate on the first corner.

>>536145131
Love this dork.

:D

on a side note i was a decent bit stronger than every single one of my opponents and still somehow barely won 3/5 which was kinda irritating

Rudolf please...

I did it! I got fuckes in the first two by s-medium gold ships barely beating my s-medium narita. However, I guess I got lucky and went up against three races that were also just A-medium teams and won. Now what? I got tickets but do I need to race more if I qualified?

I fucking hate winning ticket

>lost to mood rng
>lost to mood rng
>brocked
I'm going back to sleep.

>People are not queueing and letting the Casuals who only queue once run out
>They will have to fight against the tryhards and whales who will queue multiple times later

YOU NEED TO QUEUE NOW OR GET FUCKED

>>536145843
more rewards

First try

Not even close

If you lose this you may as well join the junior baby cm league now before you make a fool of yourself

Hell yeah

>waiting for queues to fill up with trainers
unironically even more bricked than having spent on super cleat banner

What does Ticket's sweaty boots smells like?

>>536145926
If you aren't here for the CM hype unironically you don't belong here

>>536145686
Its literally a coinflip game

>>536146061
post taishin deck pls

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY I CAN ENTER MORE TIMES?

So each ticket is 5 races, you can use 3 tickets per day (15 races total), and it only counts your best entry/ticket for entering round 2? So you can lose 5 races for your first two tickets and win 3 on your last one and still go through?? I've been grinding all this time for THREE fucking wins out of 15???

>>536145976
are you playing on a phone from 2010? jesus christ

I GOT BLOCKED TWICE WTFFFFFF

>nuuuu front runners are le trashe
eat shit

thanks for the 600- power aces globalfags lmfao

That rice shower scared me but McQueen survived

uhhh bwos why does Mayano have that name?

>>536146124
Because you still have attempts left, retard.

Once you qualify for A is there a point to running more?

>>536146124
you get reward chests for winning even if you already qualified

you are supposed to queue for all the tickets and pay 30 carats for the extra tickets if you are actually winning easily

idk if i should run now or later

There are so many average umas

>>536146026
Nice try baiting. Why'd the whales queue multiple times when they have already advanced?

I'M TOO SCARED TO ENTER

>free entry tickets
we wait until round 2 to use these, right?

>Win first two
>Keep getting 2nd/3rd/4th place finishes in the last 3.
>2nd is almost always losing by a nose
Yeah I'm not making it bros I clearly wasn't autistic enough with my prep.

Just beat a guy named Milton LMAO

oguri won 3 and gold ship won 1
gold ship was a scam

round 1 had cracked up teams and barely lost so I thought I was done for, but turns out the average uma is dogshit so we gucci

>use ace/2 debuffers
>get blown out
>use 3 aces
>win

Am I... a genius?

naisu, can I save my tickets for round 2? that gives more carats for wins.

>Lone Wolf activated
Yeah it's over

>throw in a front maruzensky just to cuck the haru strat
>she ends up winning all the time while my ace gets blocked constantly
wtf. also in the paddock click the twinkle monthly special issue icon for previous results like irl horse racing sheets

crazy how goldship has turned into the literally most soulless horse out there
may god have mercy on the real goldshi fans out there

>win 5 races on my first try
>run second set
>5 loses

>>536146103
>if you aren't a zoomer tranny that is obsessed with meta niggery that needs to spam his losses or wins you don't belong here
see ya in 48h bwo! seethe more lmao

Bros I only got 1 win on my first attempt, I’m gonna wait like 2 hours before trying again. The youtube guy was right…

Gold ship is a fucking monster omg

>win the lobbies with 3 debuffers
>lose the lobbies with 3 ace shitters
what does this mean...

NOOOOOOOOOO I FAILED THE THIRD RACE

If you don't queue now you are taking the easy way out and will face reality on the second phase

>this is the level of Goldships you are getting if you queue right now

lmao they dont even have gold recoveries, its literally impossible to lose
queue now or get fucked, these people wont bother queueing multiple times for the rewards

>>536146328
No

>5 loses
>still 5 loses
HELL YEAH

I'm seeing so many goldships getting fucked by the corner 1 curvature and maestro procs.

>>536146258
It will go away if you don't use

>>536146348
a "yes" would've sufficed.

Every time there is a Goldshi with that red costume she pull some absurd bullshit final sprint.
Does is allow her to have 2400 speed or something? Like, those put 10 fucking length to anything else in the race.
>inb4 WAAAAGH say red make things go fast

>>536146445
I’ll just wait to queue on the second phase as well. Checkmate whale metafag

>>536146246
define "average". specifically in regards to their speed and stamina.

WE ARE RUNNING
AT THE FRONT

ahhh i lost race 5 by a length to goldship
oh well i tried, did better than expected

>you get like 20 runs a day
>only need to win 3
Why didn't i just enter the B rank thing, luck myself into 3 wins each day and then int finals? i'd get the same amount of carrats for no effort where in unlimited i'd have to win finals.

why are you dogs all getting placed with b+ and c+ monkeys while I get a+ and S

so do I keep going again with the until I run out of tickets regardless if I qualify?

Here's the most important question, are you guys having fun?

QUE NOW
ALL THE NOOBS ARE BEING STOMPED
NO MEDIUM S IN SIGHT LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>536146480
but everyone who entered their team is already in the pool of possible opponents, so it doesn't matter what they do afterwards

>>536146539
do you know what an end closer is?

this mode isn't for me bros
:(

>>536146480
My Golshi isn't even speedcapped.

Is there any point to save the tickets? I just spam skipped everything since I lost all races.

>>536146539
>>inb4 WAAAAGH say red make things go fast
it's literally a goldshi event

>>536145686
share that deck please. super creek,Kita's friend,Kita,biko pegasus and who?

>>536146607
yes

>>536146624
It feels great to see all my hard work pay off, yes.

AIIIIEEEEE WHALE-SAMA HAVE MERCY ON ME

wait is noone doing the Urara strat? I don't have a 3rd uma ready if you cant use a trash urara

did anyone else get called "her" in the twinkle report...

>don't queue up immediately it will be whales
what a joke, was nothing but complete shitters, easy carats

How many entries am I supposed to be doing

Uh, is that it? What now, do I use my remaining ticket?

>>536146662
):

>somehow i got 4 wins
Now wha

Do you get the rewards for win runs every time you enter or only the first time? Got 5/5 on my first go so if I don't need to go back in I won't

Anyone know the exact rewards per win?
I'm F2Poor and need to judge how much gambling I can afford with that 30 carats entry ticket, or if it's nearly guaranteed to get it back.

>>536146624
When I get the horses I want, I will be even happier.

>My Oguri won 4 times out of 5 with only 650 stamina
How can you not win
This game is complete RNG bullshit

>>536146343
Pretty much the same thing but I never lost by more than a length so I'm happy enough to know I wasn't a complete shitter.
I got like 3 first places from my Rudolf so I'm more than happy I can be some whales without going full metatard.

>>536146536
*cums on you*

>>536146747
now we wait (again)

CM done back to playing less autistic and more relaxing games
>>536146624
Eh. Never planned on winning to begin with, not gonna grind this shit and ruin my long term fine for a few hundred carats.

>>536146770
Yes, you get rewards every time.

>>536146797
5/5 gives you 50 carats.

>4 matches
>3 W 1 L
>promoted already
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>there is no point doing additional races, if you win 3/5 at the first try you already qualified
why did the youtube dumbass recommend to pay for additional tickets lol

i won my first one :)

Everytime I don't see the lone wolf proc on my neicha I know I made the right choice of regrinding a debuffer.

>>536146725
use all your tickets up, you'll get more tomorrow. consider using carats if you don't hit 3 wins and you think you should be able to

Tickezo was a joke

OH FUCK THAT WAS MY GOLDSHIP

globalbluds really built 1000+ stamina just to lose a power battle kekekekek

>>536146853
did you miss the Reward chest at the end with carats? lol

We ball.

>>536146624
yeah

Now what?

I kneel, she is truly the best

>>536146886
DOXXED CIVILIANS WTF BWO

>>536146649
I have my own Goldshi 1200Speed / S medium / gold recovery, Anon.
It's just I faced 3 with that costume, who all shat a final sprint that was easily twice as fast as mine - somehow.

was not expecting to win all 5

Herald of a new age OF LOSERS LMAO

>>536146354
We need more NTR posts to offset the CM posting

>Oguri got boxxed 2 times by a phalanx formation
Thankfully Golshi was there as backup

>>>>unruffled
the casuals are bringing fake skills into CM

>>536146624
I lost all my races in CM, but I just clicked through it all for the participation stuff

>oguri cap, golshi and neicha
You didn't win

>>536146797
it's worth it if you make it into group A because that will make up all the loses. QUE UP PUSSY

>train a whole team
>only horse that matters is my roided S/S/S golshi that shits on every race by 5L+

why am I even bringing these other jokers?

Did you win, /uma/?

Either I underestimated my own horses or severely overestimated the general umamusume populace, probably the latter with a smidge of the former. Genuinely did not expect to get 5 wins on literally the first run.

How do the tickets work? If I lose next group would I be able to use a ticket to overwrite that or is it only the first run that counts and the tickets are just for carrot grinding?

>>536146656
hell
we're in hell

>>536147036
and yet im in group A

This was fucking BULLYING jesus christ, also my natie got first place once with 900 speed and 600 stam

lets fucking go

>>536146867
I got a 3 win finish before any tickets, so I just use the tickets up every day and only use carats if I’m desperate to get that many?

do you get different opponents for 5 races or it's all the same opponent?

>queue
>lose 5 races
>be angry and glue my aces
>ppl telling me there are multiple attempts
how fucked am i? If i write support with some bullshit can they reverse the account?

No wonder im winning.

>win 4 of my cm matches
>lose twice to tickezo with my Ace
uma is a luck game

this is a massacre lmao
cant wait to see retards actually queue into whales in 1 hour

>Every match I get in has umas with like 300 stamina
wtf are they doing?

>half of the lobbies are 3 frontrunner aces
where the @urara strat dumb asses at

fug i thought both my aces were on par with eachother but somehow my oguri just doesnt have enough stam with 2 gold skills...

>this is the oguri that came in 3rd
>my debuffer natie was 2nd
Bro. Casuals are bringing their TT score farmers to CM.

lol
lmao even
Used vodka, mayano, king halo and got 3/5 wins fuck your faggot meta

one thing I'm seeing a lot is me being the only guy activating green skills
did I get into a GODLY queue luck or is everyone retarded

If I already got all the wins I need on my first attempt do I need to use more tickets?

I ran into some sweats, gotta definitely plan out finals day better assuming its also real time

>>536147120
good luck!

>>536145235
>Undefeated
Not anymore

First round was easy as fuck, second won't be

kek some faggots Golshi died like 2 seconds before the finish line and I overtook and won. Thank you Flustered End Chasers. Get fucked Stamlets.

Easily won every match

Managed to win 3 times in 15 total (1 in each)
did my best

Golshi is fucking insane in this race. She just keeps winning!

How stinky are the Neichas you’re running into??

You DID give your umas green skills for Firm, Left, and Sunny tracks, right?

Is there any reason to go again?

are you guys proud of me :)

LETS GO GIRLIES THIS IS EASY MONEY

I win by a decent margin but i fteel like i should have went for more blue skills

>>536147297
cute

NO FUCKING WAY
LMAOOOOO

>>536147148
bwo.... why are u like this

>>536147152
>WIT GOD in CM
I kneel....
>>536147169
Urara front was always a gaslight to try and goad people into running suboptimal counters

It's that EASY. It took me 3 attempts to get a 5/5.

do you get more rewards if i queue more? won 4/5 but i dunno if the reward chest can be claimed multiple times

>>536147023
imagine being the lucky fucker getting matched with a 400 stam oguri

>>536147297
next time

>>536147167
We fucking told you the sweatlords playing in CM practice lobbies weren't representative of the general playerbase

PEAK

>>536147212
No, but you're missing out on the rewards you get from winning more races.

>>536147372
>no 1 fav

>>536147297
Sorry bro but only the last run counts. Your CM dreams end here...

Do you seriously just need to win 3 races out of a hundred you can do then wait just wait two days for Round 2?

I'M ADVANCING TO A!

Half the Natures I'm checking aren't even evil wtf

>>536147297
sovlful no 3* team

too kino for piggy meet

>>536147383
i broke several phones playing FGO before, it's just who i am

>>536147330
You can get more win chain rewards

THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST ROUND
SECOND IS WHERE BLOOD STARTS GETTING SPILLED
THIRD IS A MASSACRE

Stop liking evil women.

>>536147372
>343

>>536147372
if shitters are skipping on Stamina THIS hard on CM Medium
Imagine how much of a shitshow its going to be on CM Long when they need 1200 + 2 Gold Recoveries to make it through

no fucking wonder Nature farting is so effective, these people fold too easily

Rate my opponent

>>536147372
why couldn't i be matched with these....

>>536147290
This happened to my teio half a second before the line and she lost the lead, I was so sad

>>536147297
It's alright anon you can always try again tomorrow!

>>536147148
that would be the point where I'd just go play a different game

>>536147494
I'm doing all three

>>536147515
The trve Evil is turning Natie into a bronze collector in CM.

So what, you get more than one chance at getting a 3 win streak? what are the tickets for

>use the carat entry option because it pays back
>win 3 in a row
IT'S RIGGED BROS I TELL YOU

Qualified!

You are throwing a sticker in the lobby at your opponents, aren't you bwos?

>>536147515
KEEP
IT
CLEAN

alright guys I'm done, you can queue now

>>536147571
>A medium
glue

>>536147571
bwo that's my horse

>>536147148
dude it's really hard to genuinely be this stupid, yea? accept defeat for being a whiny faggot. bet you're a whale too

>>536147587
haha yeah!
>>536147519
I am a weak soul
>>536147462
yeah thats ok
>>536147371
>>536147421
thanks

hmmm that was easy not sure why i lost one there.

I didn't expect nice nature to get 3rd.

You guys ARE watching each race right?? You're not sovllessly fast forwarding right?

JOIN NOW FOR EASY QUALIFICATION

>>536147148
>>536147526
the ABSOLUTE fucking state of modern ""gaymer"" lmao
post birthdate so I can add it to my statistic
holy fuck these posts are funny beyond believe, imagine being THIS MUCH of a weak willed bitch

>>536146624
No but mostly because I had a pretty good team by /uma/ standards and I kept just barely getting losses so it hurts to see my grinding not produce more fruit.
Like I was expecting more than 3 wins a round for how much I had to work.

>>536147612
Bro they gave you tickies for that...

>>536147672
bro... your winrate...
your account value...

>>536147614
I'm spamming King Halo thank you after every win

>>536147720
I skip to the final corner and if something seriously goes wrong I'll go back and watch to figure it out

>>536147720
Of course. CM is only once a month, so i may as well fully enjoy each match

Thought that was going to be hard, bros...

>>536147720
I fast forward to the end of the race when my Golshi starts triggering all the accel skills. I get a huge dopamine hit when I see her go from last to 1st in a couple of seconds.

>>536147720
I skipped everything since what do I care if I lose

>>536147526
No it's not. You can solve this issue. Go outside

>lost by a NOSE to a golshi
fuck that

I lost the coinflip

>>536147720
I haven't watched a single one.

so now that i'm promoted i don't have to do anything else? can i submit new horses for the next round?

got 5 wins in a row twice now
spam your entry tickets for free wins

>>536147720
Y-yes, I am.

>>536147720
I'm watching them on 4x speed yes

My Golshi can get me to group A in Champion's Meet but she can't fucking beat Winning Ticket in the legends race what the fuck

>caring about winning on the day casuals are filtered
It doesn't count until you win finals.

>>536147657
i spent less than a hundred dollars so i hardly qualify as whale
>>536147759
06

Throwing my minmaxed whale team back in to stomp you guys good luck waittards