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Touch Bloodstain: >>536364280

>>536435780
Mine's spanking. It's awful.

Rennala didn’t do shit for the academy

That shrink is kinda bullshit

>>536435908 (OP)
I love dolls

>>536436134
Aren’t Azur and Lusat unkillable ascended Buddhas? How is this even a question?

Shit was so laggy that o couldn’t be bothered dodging, even the down in the dog fight was one lag clipping over a hill and one shotting me. In reality the other dog beside me probably hit me too

Recluse but with Revenant's personality.

>>536436229
It's also the only dog Crater seed with no holy PoI. Godskin Duo and BBH in forest too. It's fucking psychotic.

>>536436240
Dolls love you!

>>536436229
Dragon, Demi queen, forest boss and bull. What’s wrong with it

damn bird is actually kinda fun

>>536436450
Nah, I much prefer doing the BBH in the forest

>>536436531
Why did your team run past it?

>>536436450
you wont have time for the camp but yes thats basically what I did when I got this in solo the other day. Demi queen into baby agheel into the fort (which is a golem archer btw so not even the easy fast virgin/solider ones), finally found some holyslop to +2 in the army camp at the start of day 2 after picking every chest and corpse
just a shit seed all around

which nightfarer would be funniest if they were very fat?
not as a fetish but as one of those funny fat guys like bob from tekken or the fat drake skins from uncharted. i personally think ironeye might be the funniest

>>536436501
its fun to do zero damage and have all the relevance of a wet sock?

>>536436605
Probably because they didn't know forest always has a boss? And randoms also just love camps for some reason.

>>536436671
Executor. He already has a caked up ass anyway.

>>536436606
wrong
fort into dragon into demi queen into fallingstar

>>536436671
Unironically wylder. Imagine a fat fuck having the best map traversal by a mile and being able to fucking front flip with a relic.

>>536397872
Hello, my sweet ladies... I'm sure you've all had an eye on the time, watching with anticipation as the minutes go by, and you'll be very happy to know that the promised time is now... Yes, you heard me correctly... a Guardian is now joining the queue.

>>536436671
I know you said no to the fetish, but Duchess and Revenant being fat is hnnnnng

Funniest though? Wylder for sure. Grappling across the map all bloatmaxx'd up would be really fun to see, especially with the greatsword follow up talent.
>>536436843
This anon gets it

>>536436754
its fun to take zero damage from the dog while my team gets oneshot

>>536436374
*mwah*
Queue with me and let me carry you through 3dog

>>536435908 (OP)
Anyone got that screenshot of an anon's niece seeing him play Bloodborne and she thought the doll was a princess?

If you don't main Wylder, you are an NPC. Simple as.
The rest of you are just coming along for the ride on my run.

>>536436828
wrong

sorry
https://youtu.be/iYvh21Dw89A

>>536436871
KYAAAAA IT'S GUARDIAN SAMA!!!!

>play as revenant solo
>get gank evergaol
>every single enemy attacks you even if you don't summon anything because lol
Retarded

>this is what wylder main actually believe
Cringe.

>>536437020
i'm right

micker...?
https://files.catbox.moe/3d2m6m.png
>captcha: P0RN2

>>536437071
Whorefrost stomp for her solo is huge.

>>536436987
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I know you're a revenant main. Shut up and hit the incant button or whatever it is you do while I fight things.

>>536437071
Revenant rapes gaols.
Just drop the skeleton right in the middle of it before you use the key.

>>536437126
I'm in a doll mood today

>Ginally beat dog with random trios
>2 Raiders (them) and me (Wylder)
>Crater
>Get the Gargoyle Holy Halberd with +14% attack power at max HP, and Bloodhound step

>>536437126
I think ed hotdog sucks
The constant aoe spam and zipping around the arena is tiresome

Okay I won't cap, the Deep Weapon passives actually look good.

>>536437743
for free

>>536437883
Wait what? Aren't the moderators of 4chan paid a salary?

>>536437743
didnt mean to reply :p

>>536438012
They do not embarrassingly

Absolute fucking mess of a 3dog fight Ironeye and Executor, glad to have played it with you.

Is there any way to earn specific relic colors?
I'm trying to get more yellows as mine always suck.
I got 2 for beating Libra as Executor, but does Nightlord / Nightfarer have any effect on relic drops?

>>536438079
So you're saying they're doing all of this work... For $0 USD?

>>536436871
Yes saar!!!! Bharat king joining queue!!!!!

>>536438082
i went down twice by accidentally putting my cursed katana away by pressing l3. fml, clutch moment tho i had a wending grace but it somehow got used up before

>>536438150
I say we double their pay, nay, TRIPLE IT!

>>536438119
cheat engine

>>536438150
Some might say they do it for free.

>>536438119
No.

>>536438119
Yes. Nobody figured it put yet though.

Maybe I should wait a few more days before asking for people to share more art...
I didn't see him in the last thread so I'll help out.

Play Ender Lilies

>>536438119
No but you get guranteed ones for each nightlord and some are worth considering

>>536438119
bamco claims there is

>>536436979
That's not a thing im like 90 percent sure you hallucinated that

>>536438297
Don't play Ender Lillies, it sucks

>>536438297
i forgot that game existed

>>536438082
that was chaos

game complete, just need to beat harder 3dog (and Libra when they rerun)

what if we all swapped to guardian
triple guardian dog action

>managed to save a 3dog run because I had healing on one of my seals
>could just repeatedly heal back up and whittle his ass down while team was on the ground
FTHchads...

I had Miquelloni and cheese for dinner tonight

>>536438591
>redditlaire

I tried an ED Maris run earlier with randos...
We only got to level 14... And the other two kept dying during the battle...
I'll keep the erg password on I'm sorry I won't do it again ;^;

>>536438870
I had salmon tikka masala and a garlic naan.

the prophecy proceeds

>>536438916
*spank*
have you learnt your lesson?

>>536439015
kino

>>536438902
>dark souls is le reddit
no, you're a towel.

>>536438916
Seriously, I had a guardian and a raider down at the same time against everdark maris, like jesus how hard can it be?

Imagine playing with a female streamer. Imagine watching her 3 bar to the day 2 boss, after she routed everyone to level 11, on a shifting earth map. Imagine sweating your ass off to salvage the run and look like a hero on stream for a crumb of approval from the foid and her chat, then she inevitably jobs and you have to change your screen name from embarrassment.

>>536438691
Honestly I've been saving heal more and more often for nightlord fights. I'm not dying in 1 shot, but I am running out of heals trying to make sure I'm at 100% for the damage negation and having that heal seal helps a ton.

I'd fucking kill for some system where you can spends Murks and/or Sigils to upgrade and reroll relics:
>1,000 Murks to upgrade a Delicate into a Polished relic with a random effects rolled
>5,000 to upgrade a Polished into a Grand relic with a random effect added
>10,000 to alter the relic into a random color (could be the same)
>50 Sovreign Sigils to reroll a relic ability of your choice to a new one
Opinions? I think it should be costly to manipulate them in this manner, but I still think it's better than just hoping for God rolls.

>>536439110
?

>keep getting raiders in random queue
>somehow they hit 3 bars on doggo first
>they'll keep dying even if you pick them up
how the fuck do you die on the second tankiest character in the game? doggo wasn't even buffed and these fuckers eat shit repeatedly

>>536439015
>the 0 damage special

>>536439015
THE FLOCK FLIES ONCE MORE

geeg
good job shifty
deaths 1 and 2 were from when the dogs split and the sword one threw a wave aoe from africa while I wasn't looking
3 was just flat out me not dodging
the rest i ran out of healing
the best fucking spell I got that entire run was the spear weapon art. what the fuck.

>>536439110
What prompted this post?

>>536439110
i simp for particular vtuber all day long but im not going to carry them in game, i'd sooner give myself a lobotomy, its hard enough to give them advice.

>>536439245
your charged guard counters?

>>536439124
kinda sucks that rev's starter seal doesnt have any passives but sometimes it is worth holding on to it as long as you get everything else that is good like fire negation and holy damage in this case
this game makes me appreciate those incants much more than ER

>>536439110
i want to have sex with demondice karen

>>536439110
yeah wraff is nothing without oro carrying her ass

What kind of weapons are Deathblight and Watchdog ruins weighted for?

>>536439278
sex with Boo

>>536439245
deflect, counter, and launch people
if you somehow fail at that, hit people with the shield.

>>536439110
i won every time i played with my oshi

>>536439430
>check seed
>no basement royal rev
>discard heal
its as shrimple as that

This will never happen, but I hope we get a character that is just ironeye but with crossbows and hand ballistas. Maybe even throwing pots and perfumes too.

>>536439278
gg rev squad, we didn't use the noklateo revive so thats a pretty good hotdog
also yeah I've gotten used to going into hotdog with meh spells but as long as you get lightning spear or even bestial sling you can do it

>>536439430
Yeah I really dig it. I used to throw it away right away, but now I hold onto it until last. I wish it had a buff instead of Rejection, so you could give yourself a passive basically.

>>536439485
sex

>>536439563
>check seed
Name? For the list.

>>536439485
idk the answer to your question sorry, I just wanna suck on a cute flat chest uohhh

>>536439101
Mine was a Revenant and Ironeye. The Revenant wasn't terrible and she at least tried to help keep us healed with incantations. The Ironeye kept dying repeatedly, which I don't understand.

stop sneaking up on rev doing yoga!

>>536439430
rev isn't fp efficient enough to dedicated heal with strangely, have to ult instead
where recluse has FP for days and can regenerate it by suck

I heard this was rare and I just found it after killing a stone kitters.

What should I do with it? Im thinking trying a pure STR/END build of some kind

>>536439485
you find shit pots and poison grease in deathblight ruins, and I remember getting the venom fangs there once, so maybe poison stuff

>>536439564
>another shitty gimmick character

>>536439684
catbox please please plaese

>>536439485
Is that Madoka? Strange...

>>536439485
you made the mistake of posting a too distracting image

>>536439564
literally anyone can use those things because crossbows don't scale
not including dlc perfume weapons.

>>536439684
Me at the gym! If you keep staring at me, I'm going to sit on your face.

>play duchess
>get paired with two recluse
>think it might be rough, we’re all so squishy
>everyone gets shattered crystal early on
>my staff also has ancient rancor
>we end up steamrolling every boss in less than 20 seconds
>we make the nightlord our cock hoelster

God damn that was the easiest run I’ve had

>>536439813
gacha does things to people

>>536439695
I usually end up with 6-8 shards on day 3
which kinda sucks because sometimes people give me even more shards
I am very spoiled

>>536439802
wat do you mean

>>536438971
I dont care I was saying what I had for dindin I didn't eat your food idc what it is that doesn't effect me

>>536439740
>literally only looking at the thumbnail
the entire point of the video was that they got giant hunt on it
if you get something with a god-tier ash like that there's a solid chance it's gonna be your best choice for the match

>>536439880
O_O

>>536439740
it's not an especially good weapon in ER. just use the guts sword, it's really fucking long which is extremely useful

>>536439984
I think you responded to the wrong person

>>536439959
I need to see her delicious boypussy

>>536438297
this is the only image I have saved on my computer

>>536438297
>>536438448
Can you romance the lolis?

When I play with randoms I get leavers like every 1/3 runs, this shit is insane. Half the time I don’t even know why they left, the run was going just fine.

>>536440307
it's a weekend. match quality will be low.

>>536439752
This this this
>>536438971
>>536439015
Curry scented posts

>>536440257
No, you ARE the loli.

>>536439278
gg doggie, he beat me up good

>>536440423
that doesn't mean there aren't another

BIRDGANG SQUAWK DA FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

day 1 mountain? worth?

>>536440683
if youre close by sure. the blue crystals drop legendaries and theres plenty of easy bosses

Will queue for superdog shortly. Let's have some fun, /erg/.
Should I do Duchess or Raider?

>>536439695
This is why my favorite build is Augur Relic, Old Portrait and 3bug relic.
>Flasks heal allies and summons
>Ulting heals allies and summons
>Heal seal to heal self, summons and maybe allies if they randomly run near you
>Get lots of FP by running to rises and getting lots of shards
If I could get a seal that is 3+ seals give max FP with Flask heals allies I'd be so happy. This should be my FP bar every game.

>>536438297
Ender Lilies is erg culture

what is the smallest school of spells? Thinking about this because I was disappointed fireknight incantations only possess three.

>>536439695
Why did they not make Rev's ult restore her fp? It's like the most obvious fucking thing in the world. They should just take on "and restores FP" to the expend HP effect.

>>536440972
tack on*

>>536426341
You would think so, but there isn’t really, at least as far as I know and at least not humanely. Drugging them is difficult because you risk accidentally killing them if the dosage is off or if they run off and fall asleep in the ocean, not to mention getting them to actually eat anything laced with stuff, tranquilizers are kind of dangerous just because of how fragile their bones are, trapping them comes with the risk of injuring them, so as funny as it sounds if you have to get your hands on them getting up close to them is the option with the most mitigated risk factors.

>>536440950
thorn sorc i think

Which characters can get away with just using their starting weapons?

>>536439485
>>536439838
does anyone here look like this, per chance? im quite aroused at the moment…

>>536441096
Everyone.

>>536440387
That doesn’t make sense if I play during low activity hours like during work hours on a weekday or at 3AM I just get chinks or literal children

>>536441096
all of them except recluse since her starting staff has fucked scaling

>>536440950
oracle sorceries - there are only two
>>536441089
thorn sorceries have 4 which is more than quite a few

>>536440842
augur relic is based because you can also share FP shards with duchess and arguably Recluse too who can then skip her skill

>>536440842
I like using the Augur relic on my Raider. I tank damage and heal the team if they're close.

>>536441096
I never bother but Wylder and Raider's starters technically have perfectly fine base damage and scaling if you bring them up to +2.

>>536439838
I love this meme post more please

>>536440250
me on the right seducing my wife

why is guardian so fucking bad, it's sad man

>>536440810
this pic would be better if wylder punted that revtroon like a football

2/3 ed gladius, queue up

>>536441096
Exec if he glazes it with relics, otherwise it's not worth losing a passive slot.

>>536441413
>Shit damage but high sustain in a game all about running against the clock
It's pretty fucking obvious why, Anon.

>>536441096
I'd say Ironeye needs the starter bow more than the rest if you use a starting affinity.

The bows you find are all dogshit and getting his bow to purple or yellow can make all the difference on the Nightlord.

I beat Everdark Gladius solo using the Edge of Order and a +2 bow.

>>536440950
sleep, lmao
>>536440972
they want you to suffer with fp passives and successively hitting things or eating walter whites blue meth or get augur power

Does anyone here do a lot of Solo runs? Have you been playing the dogs a lot?
The split up phases really ruin the fight solo. Specifically the second split up. You can burn some of the timer with an ult and crit but then you're just running for like 40 full seconds hoping you don't get wombo combo'd to death by the fire wave. Dog Crater seeds would be fun to do solo runs of but man. The splitting up sucks in solo

>>536441563
>He hasn't played Wylder with +4 Fire Attack, and a Fire Imbudes starter with Flaming Strike against Bugs/Coldragon

>>536441096
executor with triple status build

>>536441568
>high sustain
He gets cucked by his shit dodge and block hitbox against most nightlords.

>>536441647
You just need to start surge sprinting before the sword dog even begins roaring. I'm not sure the exact amount of cooldown between his AOEs, but he always does two with the same timing between them.

ggs triple bird KINO

>>536441647
solo dog is genuinely rough, I just run a lot, get a few hits in when one dog extends a lot, then run again, keep looking at the faggot with the sword somehow too
the worst one is when you see two dogs try a move at different times

>>536441728
>pick up literally any fire weapon you find
>it's an improvement

>>536441563
>>536441756
I agree but Exec has a good roster of weapons available (RoB, affinity Nagakiba, Moonveil etc), so even then it's not particular necessary.

>>536441286
Wait WHAT? That works?! I always hoped it did, but I had no idea. Omg I love it even more now.
>>536441313
Aw, so cute! Thank you Raider-kun <3 I always appreciate when I see someone else with it.

>>536441728
Next time bugs or 'ligo is in rotty I'm gonna tack on the sigil shop and dog relic desu desu desu

>>536441587
The bonus damage you get from starting affinity is flat and relatively minor. If you have no other options you can use it but you're much better off getting something with a natural infusion like Erdtree bow, because that will actually scale and a larger portion of the damage will be elemental.

GG raiders

>>536441979
It literally isn't. Flaming Strike makes a HUGE fucking difference in damage, and the chances of you finding a weapon that's similar is slim (and when you do, you just rolled the perfect upgrade, so you aren't even hurting at that point).

>>536442019
just note that if they are dodging they'll also dodge the heal/fp share
if I have space I also take the food buffs like the crab to apply defense to everyone, a lot of people actually forget this and the damaging one

>>536441728
Wylder is the WORST person to stick with the starting weapon on. He can use 90% of the weapons in the game effectively, sticking with the starter weapon is such a misplay.

>>536441096
Wylder with +4 fire and Flaming Strike relic combo
Executor with ultra AIDS katana via caligo+gnoster relics

i am tired of seeing mostly wylders and raiders in randoms

>>536441919
fun run :D

Three raiders, three dogs, one braincell shared throughout. Wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks brawnbros.

>>536442202
You say this, yet I still manage to top every other Wylder I've seen in pure numbers using fire. Flaming Strike adds a metric fuckload of bonus damage.

the test...

>>536442275
They're the safest classes and playing safe is important in randoms. I'm not playing fucking guardian or recluse with 2 headless chicken teammates.

>>536442269
>Wylder with +4 fire and Flaming Strike relic combo
Can you get those from guaranteed relics?

thing on starter weapon is actually a wasted relic slot unless you have a very specific build that uses its boosts a lot (snow stealth, poison and poison and poison boost, both together)

pretty sure you guys were the ones who told me about the nightlord relic too, you shouldn't even be using ash to buff just swap weapon.

>>536442275
I like using whatever I find.

>>536442289
how tf did this not grab me too i didnt even dodge

>>536441994
Those katanas are on par with his starter upgraded to purple, but if you got crater then his starter with gnoster+caligo relics becomes the best weapon in the game.

>>536442275
im tired of matching with two ironeyes whenever I play melee

>>536442478
Yes actually.

IM SO SORRY FOR GOING DOWN SO MUCH I HAD LIKE MY ULT CHARGED TOO ufghagfdasjdgasjcbyxuichasuidas

C-cawww....

*squawks and dies*

>>536441994
You have no idea how bad the RNG in this game can be sometimes. I've had a couple of runs where I didn't find the RoB at all.

Birdbrain

>>536443053
Everyone has fights like that so no worries. You two both did great. We would've had it for sure if I'd gotten a better weapon than those damn holy claws.

>>536443053
Cute bottom typing!

>>536443130
exec can make anything dex work, any katana is good. preferably poison mist cold nagakiba/chilling mist poison nagakiba

I still refuse to use moonfail, its shit.

>>536443053
same

>>536443130
I swear I roll several whenever an Exec is in my game.

Wylder is a lot of fun, but he really does feel like you're playing with the training wheels on compared to the squishier nightfarers.

furthermore, serpentbone specifically is better on duchess/someone else who can use the double r2s. the fact executor doesn't get them sucks

geeg
good dog bashin'

guess you could say the birdgang plummeted and died

>>536443451
every unique moveset sucks balls
I can't wait to see how they managed to ruin thrusting swords with hero_buffer

>>536443451
It's one of my favorite weapons in base er poison build but they just take it away from executie, also no poison flower blooms twice

>>536439135
Finally, a good libra meme

I'm going to try guardian for the first time. Just entered the queue

>>536443530
ggs dog doesn't feel that scary anymore

>>536443406
The feeling you’re describing is called being the main character. It’s his right.

>>536443580
well ironeye's unique bow moveset is good but yeah

>>536439135
Cool, but you should also be able to "roll", if you will, for Nightfarer skins. haha
And because matches take a while, maybe include microtransactions for murk? haha

i have one million murk what do i do with it

>>536443669
for dog or
I'm q'ing as guardian as well ...

>>536444030
save for hero_buffer's relics

>>536443831
ironeyes moveset is "good" because bows are complete and total trash
just look at this shit, 300 AR at 99* dex and your moveset is *shoot* and jump shoot, and ash, and shields negate your whole build

>>536442952
I know the new doggo gives +2, but I forget where the flaming strike comes from
One of Wylder's from the new shop?

>>536444030
gacha relics NOW

>recluse brings fire incantations to dog and three bars in the first phase
I’m about to just dodge recluse on sight, it’s always a loss

>>536444273
wylder has a character skill, flaming strike, fire+2 one that is better than the new relic (in my opinion)
"get hit on purpose" is a raider thing.

is melee ironeye better than bow ironeye?

>>536444449
Every single melee should take damage up after taking damage it’s 15%

What is the comfiest weapon to go through ER with?

I UPGRADED THE WRONG ONE NOOOOOOOOOO

>>536444537
wrong, duchess should be stacking negate damage and successive hp back with rally, and again no one but raider, while punching, should be getting hit AT ALL.

>>536444719
Take it. Take your failure straight in the ass. Yeah.

>>536444775
Anon are you retarded duchess should in fact stack negates, which means attack up after taking damage is BIS.

>>536444775
>back with rally
Do you know what buffs this

>>536444530
Both are good, it just depends on what the situation calls for. Melee has higher theoretical DPS but bows can be better because you get more openings to attack than with melee. A lot of it also depends on what melees/bows you have, like if you have antspur it's good to melee for the rot, than retreat to attack with a bow and go to melee when the rot expires.

>>536444867
>>536445029
i don't need some shitty fire relic to go with my hp upon hp upon hp upon hp + rally set up thanks

GG Recluse/Wylder. Sorry for letting the recluse go down at the weapon dupe chest. I thought you had duped your weapon and was fighting the knight for me.

>>536445085
I’m not talking about the shitty boss relic, I agree with that, but you should be fitting in the attack up relic it’s literally the best damage relic along with gaol, and damage helps with healing anyways

GG DOG
that was a damn good run, boys
Getting all these holy weapons to drop in the first POIs of Day 1 was pretty nuts. I had a really good time. Remance is based as always.

just had a stupid dream where i couldn't find enough dmg negation for the dog

>along with gaol
opinion discarded
ill post my relics in a minute I need a break

it is literally god tier, I can spam L1 and take zero damage

>>536445403
Wylder-kun! You're so strong!

Partial HP + shitty wylder effect was nice but I think enemy kills charging art is just too good to pass up. Phys2 is also nice since it will just stack on gaols and taking attacks

>pick up grafted greatsword on revenant
>just keep it in offhand to make wylder jealous while continuing to use incantations

>>536444449
Can't you just take both? Surely you can run everdark dog + flaming strike + probably double skill uses

>>536445618
bratty doll... needs womb bunker correction

Why does it feel like randoms have gotten so much worse over time instead of getting better? Base bosses and the first batch of EDs I was able to find decent or better teammates regularly but now maybe one attempt out of ten I don't get someone who 3 bars in phase 1.

>>536446061
All of the good players left. This game just sucks, and the balance sucks, and only Wylder feels like he has any run variance.

>>536446061
In my experience, they've been getting better, but with every new Everdark, it seems like the shitters come back too. If you want to play with randos, it's better to play at the end of the week rotation, that's when the shitters have left

finally got a triple ironeye run and we roasted the 3dogs, had to do it with randoms though

Is there a wiki or list that show the +1, +2, and +3 values of all the weapons? There really should have been a smithing table in the practice grounds

Who is the most played nightfarer in erg?

lol

>A Recluse player actually used her ult for damage and not as a very lazy revive

Holy shit they're learning

>>536446713
Just stay there man

>>536446364
playing a new everdark the first few days/first week it's launched is just asking for it. If I queue randos I usually stick with an easy boss or heolster

>>536446573
Duchess and then Revenant.

Practice makes perfect. I feel like that would have gone better if Rev hadn't gone down instantly twice, but I didn't do any better after that wasted Grace. GG Rev and Raider especially.

Please don't tell the flock about my performance in there...

>>536446985
So many girls in erg

>>536447082
There really are a lot.

do the revenants here have aids? they seem to want to have sex with every single erg anon and male in general

Does 'Poise on Guard' prevent shield knockback animation or something? The fuck is the point if it doesn't?

>>536447405
It's normal for dolls to daydream about handsome boys to kiss.

Why are most nightreign streams so shit?
It's either some dude just barely talking or the most annoying brainrotted discord call between 3 annoying nerds. or wraff who is ok but you need some tolerance for really cringe millenial theater kid humor/behavior

>>536447170
I want to hold hands with one and maybe kiss too

bird friends...
we did absolutely no damage lmfao

>>536447405
dolls can't get stds retard

S T O P

>>536446713
Is this a reference to how the transgender folx look?

Crazy fucking run
if I somehow managed to fumble this I would've just shot myself then and there

Guardian does no damage because Halberds are dogshit weapons.

>>536447415
You block and get poise, and then you hit enemy while ignoring their attacks due to extra poise.
You get the poise after the block

>>536447565
Hi, I'm a boy but I've only been called handsome by my mom

>>536447781
yeah well you guys also refuse to do the thing bird does well on the map which is grab small shit for easy xp plus it doesn't help when youre holding your cuck shabiri guard up and waiting for a guard counter youre not skilled into
>>536447970
Because nobody wants to use the r2 on it when sweeping aoe melee for a tank is nice

Why do t he Garg black weapons have that black & red effect? Does it add some imperceptable amount of DoT? Or is it just visual slop?

>>536448050
Well anon, you are very handsome and you have a very kissable face. *smooch*

gg dog

lol

>>536448326
wooooooooow

GG Duch/Raider. Almost fucked us there when I attacked even after pinging not too. Got greedy.

I am having so much trouble figuring out dog. just games of me going down, getting picked up and getting hit by the dash for all my hp right after my invincibility period wears off. fire damage resistance on relic is a meme.

>>536448408
iz k

>>536448486
almost like you're supposed to practice the meme bosses to be good at them

I thought super dog was hard and then I realized that Noklateo is a scam and crucible castle is king

>>536445329
Second run of the night, still very good.
GG other Raider and Ironeye. Sorry to have hogged both holy colossals and the Maliketh's Black Blade that dropped. I just couldn't resist all that power.

>>536448564
crucible castle + basement bbh is the goat

Now what
Where content

>>536448827
Play Ender Lilies, it's on sale for 10 bucks until September.

>>536448827
the content is queing with randoms as revenant

>marking loretta before doing noklateo
D-Tier player move

Well? It's the weekend, how do (You) feel about the dogs compared to the goat? Any Duchesses, Revs and Recluses get knotted?

>>536448956
Loretta's easy, though.

>>536448564
There's plenty of shit to crutch on in this game. I overprepare so much with nok, gaols, negation passives, etc. that I first tried both the dogs and libra

>>536449006
yeah she is, but it's still retarded
you waste time on a boss that twoshots randoms when you can do it when the circle closes in while level 15

>>536448195
Girls are so nice... <3

>>536449102
Yeah that's fair. Usually when I do Noklateo we end up not having enough time to do Loretta anyway since she's just out of reach of the Day 2 circle and doesn't like being led into it.

>>536448956
You're suppose to kill Loretta on day 1

>>536448984
Dog is super cozy compared to Libra. You can basically use whatever as long as it's not fire. The first day or two people were freaked out by his damage, but then they focused more on defense and I'm noticing people aren't dying as much. He's very cute and I stacked damage negation passives to take the knot over and over. 3 dogs panting in my ear as they mount me...

The other anon who said to run away during the slam combo was right lmao. Trying to stay close and dodge all the bullshit just for one R1 isn't worth it. I did kind of learn the dodges but it's the third slash that always throws me off. Even when I try to roll through it to cross through the after-explosion SOMETHING always clips me weather it be getting to close due to rolling in or just the giant bubbly ass aoe explosion hitboxes

>>536449469
You should be pure

>>536449469
Yeah I think I'm at the point where I don't really need Holy any more.
Also just made the classic mistake I havent made since like week 1 where I thought he royal army camp was holy instead of lightning

>>536448984
I don't think I've had a run where the squishy/squishies didn't at least 2-bar

For the xisters not in the know, if you run behind the wholesome doggos when they're doing the epic Heolster reference, the attack heckin misses!

>>536445329
gg for sure.

Just jump it like you jump Heolstor.

>>536449854
It's one of the easiest attacks to dodge and you get about a CR2 out of it if you're close. I'm never doing this.

>its a morgott episode
>both randos run off to fight some literally who great boss leaving me, recluse, with morgott to solo for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
thanks

>>536449974
There is NO
escape.........

>>536450045
Nice jumping stupid ass bitch!

>>536449941
cr2?

>>536450172
Cum rape 2. The sequel to cum rape 1

does carian slicer trigger the successive attack damage negation weapon effect?

>>536449680
I am pure and innocent and faithful.
>>536449719
Yeah I've had to let go of trying to get holy since I seem to never get it when I want it.
>Also just made the classic mistake I havent made since like week 1 where I thought he royal army camp was holy instead of lightning
I made a mistake like that too recently. Made me smile because I remember the first few days my friends and I were all seething at the holy and lightning icons.

>>536450238
Good girl
*headpat*

>>536450238
You sound like a rapist

>>536450234
yeah but it takes like 6 slices

Even in nihilism there can be hope...

Recluse is pretty good though ngl, even fucking crystal barrage is good legend forged (+2d for crystal burst)

>>536450313
<333
>>536450347
??? What a weird thing to say.

Recluse fucking sucks now

>>536450715
Did they nerf Soulblood Song again?

It seems like they nerfed Ironeye's ult, it no longer staggers huge bosses as much.

>>536450715
Just use seals with her, gg ez. Recluse can fight the dog too.

>>536450347
All women(men) are rapists

>>536449927
I've never jumped any Heolster attacks. I'm a roll purist/jump centrist

Did they nerf the duration of guardian's extended whirlwind? It feels so short.

>>536450972
ironeyes ult never staggered they just "oh you hit me, anyway"

>>536448827
Play Sekiro

>>536451039
There was a patch a while back that reduced the visual effect on it because it was rykard-tier cancer, but I don't think anything else changed.

>>536451837
GG

Do affinity weapons only deal that one type of damage

>>536451837
how tf did the 3 shittiest characters in the game win

gg dog

>>536452234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civuoU_NE38

GG Doggo Duch/Rev.

sorry first one was censored bullshit
https://youtu.be/ZWfk1OxprKI?list=RDZWfk1OxprKI

gg dog
https://youtu.be/HQqjHechnj4?list=RDHQqjHechnj4

I like the dumb frisbee incantation

yo yo yo are those new nightfarer leaks real

>>536452626
yes
my mom is jannie at fromsoft she told me it's true

>no libra nerf yet
makes me happy that fromsoft isn't caving to shitters

>>536452859
wow i cant wait to play as codename buffer

>no libra nerf yet
makes me sad that Fromsoft is catering to trannies still

>>536450972
again?

>>536453142
there hasn't even been a patch since libra
I wonder if there will be one before depths release, there's apparently a few things bugged with deep relics right now (like guardian's faith respec giving him a billion arcane instead)

>>536453314
would arcane be better for guardian or worse?

>>536453423
probably not, but it'd likely still be good since 6 vigor for 60 levels of any stat is hard to turn down

the suicide bug it still in the game

>final remembrance
>beat the last boss again and interact with something
the things I do for bare shoulders

>>536453779
this shit makes me so fucking paranoid now
I always stop fully and then use the tree

>>536445132
No worries i massively fucked up my flasks so it was on me

>chinaman goes noklateo day one
>get to black knife then rain starts so we retreat
>augur raid day 2
>it's invisible and takes like 3 minutes
>chinaman runs to loretta
>kill her then go back to noklateo get to the purple chest and have to run back out
>im level 12 other two are 11
of course it happens on caligo too (impossible with pubs)

>>536453423
Arcane Guardian would most likely be worse Daggers, katanas, anything that applies status tends to lend itself to being quick on your feet. Do a bunch of attacks, dodge, repeat. Unless it gives him the ability to actually roll it wouldn't be great I don't think.
>>536453779
Holy shit it's not my controller? That's just a thing in the fucking game? I've been thinking my controller was fucking up. Sometimes when I press triangle to activate a bonfire, spirit tree, loot, whatever -- my character will just autowalk forward. Goddamn.

>>536453924
I would like a cute boy with a soft butt to sit on my face

so are you ever choosing to use sorceries over incants as a recluse?

>>536454097
huh? I'm going to assume you meant to say Revenant? Rev uses incants, recluse uses sorceries. Not sure why you'd use the opposite.

>>536454097
Yes, sorceries are generally better.

>>536454097
I keep an incant just for the magic cocktails, but other than that just sorceries.

>>536454097
depends what i get first

>>536453924
nta, its not your controller its an animation bug

would miquella and I'm not even gay

>>536454097
yes but I prefer having both. plus my relics are currently boosting magic specifically.

>>536454190
recluse has S int AND faith
and requires lightning for cocktails

if you're ignoring seals you're doing it wrong.

Forossa Wylder main 2/3 Dog/Augur
need cute rev

Do you think we'll get new "quests" in the future?

>>536454398
lightning pots & grease are everywhere

The mutt didn't know what hit em. GG Raider/Wylder.

>>536455190
is this real

My guardian falling to 5% hp and activating BIRD BEAST MODE to protect the cute recluse and revenant casting behind him.

>>536454873
ha you think I carry weapons with recluse thats a good one

DLC is gonna be new area or new bosses or new characters or what?

>>536456013
probably a little bit of everything, but everything thats not the nightlords is gonna be recycled from SOTE

why are you guys talking about dlc when any potential dlc is at least a year away

>>536456139
>everything thats not the nightlords is gonna be recycled from SOTE
oh right, is anything from the elden ring dlc even in the game?

>>536456273
It's in Q4 you quarterwit.

>>536456290
Hippo

>>536453779
the bug where half of your controls stop working after using an item off the ground is also still in, but it's rarer at least. had it happen when throwing a firepot from the ground

>>536456290
baby yoda

>>536456290
Hippo and demi-human swordmaster are from SOTE, but realistically they were cut content from base ER so that is debatable.

>>536456364
call me a quarterwit one more time and i'll find you and take a quarter off your life span you punk ass bitch

>>536456290
Yeah like 2 or 3 DLC enemies are in base NR, they're all D-tier shitters though, nothing actually interesting.
They're saving the rest of the D, C, and B tier enemies/bosses to pad out the DLC. I doubt they'll add anyone cool from the DLC though since ghostflame faggot dragon got datamined

Well?

>>536456546
I honestly wonder why they don't just add everything
I wouldn't mind things being completely random this the possibility of fighting every single ER boss possible

>>536456651
kek

>>536456651
should have ghostflame explosion in every slot

>>536456139
>get shit from SOTE
>they'll clog up the legendary pool so marais/grafted become less likely
based

>>536456651
Ghostflames, Ghostflames EVERYWHERE

>>536456874
who cares lol Messmer Spear cheese

>>536456874
in over 200 expedition hours i've gotten marai's literally once and i was ironeye so I gave it to the wylder.

spider is such a shit boss
out of all the DS2 bosses they had to pick this apparently

>>536456290
Not much and there’s not going to be either. They still need to actually seek SOTE and transferring all its content to the shiniest new product is not really a smart way to do that.

wylder gaming triumphs once again. you're welcome you two ironeyes

>>536445506
this is true
>>536445618
yup that’s a late night dicking for you slut

I'd rather get more Dark Souls bosses so I can refight more of DS3 without playing that game again

>Radahn Greatsword (Lord)
>gains 0.1 FTH for each enemy killed permanently
>stacks infinitely

>>536457026
it's "memorable"

>>536457203
That too, I can only imagine any DLC that comes will bring more DS content

gg dogs

>Play with randoms
>Get a solid Ironeye relic
+1 Skill use, bows do more damage and +3 endurance
What is the game trying to tell me?

What do Messmer flame incants do again?

>>536457361
what language is that?

>>536457363
redder fire.

>>536446713
What the fuck is this supposed to mean

>First time against mega-dogs
>Get a good leader, making an efficient route.
>Get lucky with two holy hreatswords for dualwielding
>Level 15
>Kill Astel for revival power
>Purchase two protective perfumes
>Everything is looking perfect
>Still die to boss at 40% health

I'll never get such good luck again. It's over. I should give up

>>536457461
that's it? fucking lame

>>536457449
French

>>536457475
>>536447940

>>536457289
does she even have the torch gimmick in this game? the one that makes it so the little spiders avoid you if you have one out?
Velstadt would've been a much better choice, he's one of the good vanilla DS2 bosses
>>536457325
hopefully they do port more than just two for each game. don't even need any final bosses like Gael/SoC or whatever, they wouldnt do that anyway

>>536457515
isn't that the pedo flag colours in that little heart?

>>536451072
we don’t play jeetslop here, thank you very much

>>536457363
makes you good at basketball

gg easy as fuck dog, prob my cleanest run

>>536452626
>>536452859
>>536453196
>>>/cont/ainment

>>536457548
my wife

>>536457363
it burns any hornsent which is a completely justified thing to do

>>536457567
nah that one has pastel yellow and light blue with a white center

>>536457548
>don't even need any final bosses like Gael/SoC or whatever, they wouldnt do that anyway
It would honestly be kino though
The fact that we fight stuff guys like Nameless King or Morgott is enough to put in other endgame stuff, rule of cool prevails over all else imo

>>536457515
"Lilith"s be like

>>536457621
gg

>>536453779
>>536453848
>>536453924
>>536454290
Lovely quality assurance from the multi billion dollar company very cool

>>536457731
if they put in Sinh with fixed hitboxes it'd be the most tolerable dragon-boss in the game aside from Caligo, we can't have that

>>536453779
>The manly the urge to kill yourself when no Recluse gf

>>536457793
>3 best characters win easily
typical

>>536457494
>Second try against mega-dogs
>Mediocre start
>get to about level 4
>teamate indicates a gaol
>run over there, but putrid tree dick is guarding the gaol
>get putrid dick down to 30% health before we all die and lose a level
>ruleturn and defeat tue thing, iust as the storm is closing in
>teammate activates the goal!
>try to rush the boss down
>it's two hits away from death when we all get caught in the storm and die again
>one teammate leaves
>we begin the first night boss, when the other teammate dies to perfumers and quits.

Abysmal. The first run was golden.

hey little man how's it going
>immediately starts spamming frosty onion rings
...
yea

Time for this bird to go nest.

>>536455190
I look like that and do that.
>>536455482
I did that so yes.

2/3 need revenant main

>wylder in the run
ydbtg

>>536457034
>>536457203
spot on. you hit the nail on the head here.

>guardian player hits 2 bars on 3dog and hits alt+f4
lmao what a bitch

What's the best weapon art for Occult Great Katana outside of blood tax? I'm fighting Radahn and blood tax took forever to end so I need something faster, anything good?

>>536457363
this shit can kill so many horniggers

>>536457934
esl

gg rev squad

>>536458046
You haven't met a wylder like me!(I'm super mid)

>>536444841
Do you always have to make things so gay?

Revvies queue NOW

>>536458231
Oi all 3 best skin!

>>536458265
i only queue with other revs

>>536458214
i'm Polish

>depths 5 will oneshot everyone
>dexCHADs will reign superior once again while STRcucks die trying to hit with their slow and cumbersome weapons

>>536458276
You all love Dragon School so much don't you?

>>536458154
Rotten Breath

>>536447565
is she grabbing his ass
naughty little slut

Lets go Goddesses

>dickhead leaves on day 2 boss because died once
>"duo" never helped me once the whole round
>"soloing" with recluse yet again
I HATE RANDOMS FUCK YOU REPORTED

>>536448486
Stocking is better
>>536448882
I will do this thank you

>>536458456
i dont get it
why do retards get mad they are dying in a fucking fromsoft game
why quit?

>>536458436
I'm so proud of all you, that IS the best skin <333

>>536458367
>[Raider] Hit With Character Skill to Reduce Enemy Attack Power

>>536458524
motherfucker threw down all his stuff I stood in front of him like don't fucking do it and he left
all because they couldn't ignore another boss IN THE RAIN im so done with people wasting fucking half an hour of my time PER ATTEMPT

Good fuckin run bros gg

>>536457962
reading this gave me a fucking stroke

GG Ironeye and Wylder, Thanks for the Memesword dupe, it was piss easy to beat him with golden wave after golden wave
Also thanks for the relic

>>536458665
gg 2 waves of piss is cheating though

>>536458373
She is. She's just like me fr fr. I love grabbing boy butt.

>>536458372
I'm faithless and dragonless

>Your fromsoft mandated depth 5 randoms both insta leave when the first gaol you all attempted at level 3 is beastly brigade.
Your response challengerunnerfags?

>>536458367
>dexCHADs will reign superior once again
Ironeye is already the best character in the game.
If you mean swinging DEX toothpicks then you're in for a rude awakening.
At least big weapons can stunlock small and medium enemies, enjoy dealing with banished knights that deal 500% damage without being able to sandbag them or attack from a safe distance.

>>536459158
nah, i'd win

>>536459254
I love boobs

holy fuck did u guys get that on tape

GG Recluse/Duch. That fight was like all of 30 seconds yah?

should i play one more

>>536459784
>>536459725
Easiest dogs ever. And my relic is not even that good for it.

>>536459934
Yes

>>536441193
match quality is also low during low activity hours obviously. play during euro/us primetime.

>>536459941
>Those murk points.
My brother in Christ your jar merchant is fucking starving you animal!

why do erg wylders love to ult the 3dog during his phase 2 transition animation when he has 50% damage reduction and is immune to staggers

>install Free Reign
>Nightreign becomes playable

>>536460089
NTA, but I'm saving them until I see if we can use them to get the new relics or a new payment method will come along with them

>>536460089
Keeping them in case depth relic use murk to gamble.

if you played as dogs it'd be Bitereign

>>536449552
that's the answer for 95% of all attacks in NR, surge sprint exists for a reason

>>536454097
all the time...

>>536457363
the little one is great for mixups and the big one oneshots if you hit directly; the explosion is also rather large and goes through walls

sorry cuties

>>536458154
i'll assume you mean consort so impaling thrust, giant hunt, lion's claw.

>>536461165
noob

We won't talk about that game.

>>536454097
they fucking revenant keeps stealing my incants so i have no choice

good try

>>536441096
Guardian and his starter shield. I've usually end up upgrading it in case you can't find a good shield by day 2, and that's usually because a greatshield with No Skill is pretty damn good since it eliminates the vulnerability of two-handing for weapon skill usage.

>>536458637
I hate fighting in the rain so much. 95% of the time, it's a bad idea. I only attempt it if my teammate is wreckless enough to do it without me and I have no choice but to help. Even then, I'll sometimes allow them to die on their own.

>New doggy relic is Yellow
>All my god tier relics for Raider are Green
>No Green + Yellow Urn

finally acquired all the outfits.

>>536461558
It's not a very good relic for Raider.
Stamina recovery on hit doesn't help much when your attacks are slow and consume a ton of stamina.
+ fire damage is ok but you're always mostly dealing physical.

I miss my extra HP, but having so much FP is so cozy, I get to spam so hard.

bruh

>>536461553
>tfw pick someone up in rain twice and help them kill a boss
>they ditch me when I go down despite being right next to a grace which refilled their flasks
>can't crawl to grace and die
fighting in the rain is fine sometimes, I have flask share as well to help people out

>>536461313
Wylder 100% blocked us after that

>>536462017
I considered it for you since your profile isn't cute at all and you keep changing your ingame name but I'll let you try again.
It's my fault for not dropping you more damage negation or hitting the boss 'till his hp hit 0

BIRDGANG WHERE WE AT?

>>536462421
going to bed

Bros I think doggo is walling me, different dodge timing depending on distances mess me up too much. That damage too. I don't like this backloaded fight. Day1/2 are so easy.

>>536462148
>Blocking anon because their profile isn't cute
Did it break immersion or something?

gg dog

>>536462627
yes but I also didn't do it so

>>536458704
Sorry about that. I should proof read my posts.
Another failed mega-dog attempt. I was Wylder. Got my hands on two of those holy tree spears. The big ones. But I also found a greatshield with baracade on it. So I decided to go with shield and spear. Playing like a Guardian. I thought I would be safe. Able to block all of the nightlord's attacks, and respond with holy.
Instead, out team got dismantled as soon as the dogs went into phase 2. I don't know what it is about the second phase that makes it so difficult. But it's like I can't even get a hit on the thing
It's zooming around this way and that way, doing 90% hp per attack. Teammates fall, and reviving them is incredibly risky. It's too much.

>>536462525
took me some time to get used to his nonsense, keep at it bro

>dog split up
>teammates are three barred
what do

>>536462936
Block them on Steam.

GG Raider/Recluse. Dog down.

>>536462869
sheesh

>>536462971
good run.

>>536462936
run and be passive until dog merges, use ult to i-frame if you are desperate
also block those niggers after if you carry them somehow

>>536462936
Drink flask that heals on damage, provides massive damage neg.

>>536462627
I keep telling you guys it's wylders who are the creepy thirstlords trying to self insert and date every female toon but instead you all give guardians a bad rep just because of his va

>>536462869
You know what I need in my life? You know how you can spam dodge on Duchess and she just keeps like stepping backwards? I need a shot of that reversed so it looks like she's rapidly and awkwardly walking towards the camera.

>>536462936
If you're not gaurdian, with the capability of reviving a 3 bar in one strike, then just try to survive until they recombine

>>536463080
nta but from my experience guardians tend to be among the ones that hit three bars by then

>>536463054
my sides are already in orbit just thinking about it

someone post duchess armpits

which character has the most selfish playerbase? the type that will hoard everything even if they don't benefit from it at all?

>>536463149
lol very true. But a good gaurdian can survive the split phase if they play defensively

>>536463193
I'm glad you get it! I keep laughing every time I play her because I picture it.

>>536463281
Ironeye and wylder without a doubt

>>536463303
absolutely, Guardian is not a top-tier but it's actually the players that drag the character down even further.
Guardian can totally survive if played well

>>536457363
Fire Serpent is a delayed fireball with very good homing so it's useful against mobile bosses and autododgers.
Rain of Fire is only decent against big slow enemies weak to fire, and even then you're better off using something else.
Messmer's Orb is a meme showoff spell that should only be used for stylish finishers.

>>536463281
Wylder and Executor.
It feels like every Wylder I play with is a nigger.

>>536463437
rain of fire is a joke spell, even post buff the damage is still utter garbage

>>536463303
I've survived the entire split phase on guardian and I've also died to it

Hotdog is a very chaotic fight where it's easy to be caught in a bad spot from bad luck

>>536462905
I only get to do like 1-2 runs a day and it already takes so long to reach him to learn.
BUT I WILL DO IT ANON!

>>536463437
>rain of fire
they have to turn this shit into a dormant power like the magic rain it's awful.

geeg
regular horse regular dead

>>536464772
ggez

gg clean 3dog, probably my first time doing it without a single person going down.

GG Wylder/Raider. The game simply refused to give me a decent staff all game.

>>536463280
seconded

>>536462869
>>536463054
that's my favorite dance move

1/3 erg hot dogs mountaintops
I will NOT wait more than 5 minutes

i am going to get something to eat
and then i am going to play videogames
thank you for your time
>>536465960
>mountaintops
maybe not...

What does recluse milk taste like?

>>536463054
here you go

>>536466016
I WILL now wait more than than 5 minutes

>>536466093
Salt and blood.

>>536466093
like those chocolate flavored proteine drink

the other revenant had these relics
kinda jealous

>>536466254
aint no way those are not cheated lmao

>>536466193
>work out
>suck on black witch gf tits
Imagine...

you cant even deflect the fire explosive bite spam attack, it does a fuck ton of stamina damage even through deflects and guardbreaks you midway

>>536466354
Common Guardian L.

>>536466384
birdjeets cant deflect, retard

>>536466324
maybe
I managed to get HP resto + evergaol on ally buff and hoarfrost paired with ghostflame after like 400 hours, first one looks believable to me, I know that the seal one is insanely rare however
no clue if it's even possible to have FP and HP on the same one though

gg dog

gg birdbro

>got to one million murk
I'm feeling very murky right now bros

>again matchmaking with chinkoids
>they always runemaxx at the very end and take 20 minutes before entering portal
>shitters get 3bar'd every single time
if I see a chink I will instaquit, I'm done

>>536461823
The real good thing about all the extra FP is you can heal a lot more. Starlight shards become extra flasks, lots of extra flasks

>>536466779
I had two rare decent chinks today but that might've been the absolute first time, everyone else I've seen so far either ragequits or eats shit repeatedly
glad there's no vc or I'd have to listen to them raging too

>>536466907
nta but I had someone talk shit to me for doing that even though I ended up as the only one standing and it won us the run
healing spells are fucking good and it's cool to use those, once heal from afar is added people will hopefully see

>>536467036
>>536466883
replied to the wrong guy
i am stupid

>>536466907
what I noticed is that they're so fucking greedy and die like incels in the rain which makes them either ragequit or waste another 15 minutes in the rain
absolute utter worthless trash

>>536467241
being greedy is part of chinese culture
they are very similar to jews in that regard

>>536466254
If I cheated, I'd still use dark night of the wise.
Ghostflame isn't that good, no need for bell if you have hoarfrost stomp.
Just put the evergaol buff in the max FP per rise in the last relic, since it's already in the everdark gnoster relic.

What relics should I use against dog

>>536467305
yeah fuck that noise, my question is why the fuck is matchmaking pairing me up with people across the other side of the world? after this latest patch it's 90% chinks I get matchmaking with and it's atrocious
I used to get yuros and burgerclaps which gave me relatively decent games but now it's just unplayable

>>536466354
No, you can do it, but you gotta time it right. You need to press the deflect button the moment the fire is coming at you, not when the explosion starts. It's a bit tricky depending on how far away you are.

gg doggy, executy and revvy.

can my game stop fucking crashing to desktop when initially loading into the game
PLEASE

>>536467403
ghostflame has some edge cases like clearing grouops.
It's absolute best use is against normal augar as you can quickly and no risk wipe a shitloads of jellyfish out for a decent chunk of damage against Augur.
But yeah other than specific circumstances it's only a little bit of extra damage which isn't bad but it's certainly not the best use of a relic passive.

>>536467161
No worries
>>536467036
Yeah, I fully agree. Once I started using healing spells I felt like I finally understood revenant and why fromsoft gave her the starting items that she has.
If you increase max FP and buy starlight shards, you can heal tons.
Imagine being in discord and calling out group heals. You'd never lose.

>>536467450
depend what chars.

>>536467624
You can clear groups with hoarfrost stomp.
Ult is much better used for damage buff and immortality, or reviving 3 bars teammates.

I tried it, and I did the same damage with 2 hoarfrost stomps. They should really buff it to make it worthwhile

>>536467450
anything that gives you damage

>>536467450
None.

>>536467547
no webm? no proof

>>536467450
Your good ones, throw in a starting weapon deals holy damage as a backup if RNG wants to screw you.

>its, yet another, randoms duo
>going to rises on my own because fucking recluse
>one quits (BBK)
>speedrun passed the other after catching up
>oh you died? too bad
>they quit too
>too late to legend forge
>run over
COOL FUCKING GAME

>>536466757
Murky? With that hand? Don't even try to scythe us through.

>>536468005
I had 2 retards get 2-bar'd by a dragonkin in noklateo.
I knew we weren't going to win against doggo and to the surprise of noone, we didn't.

>>536468134
dragoonkino*

>>536468134
i should have quit when they 3 barred to gaol godskins at level 3
there needs to be a matchmaking system I guess, because I refuse to play with morons anymore.

>>536468401
yeah by now you should be able to tell that you're not gonna be winning against the nightlord in trios if you see the playstyle of others
might aswell return to main menu and queue for the next one

>>536466106
The chad stride

ummm please queue up!!!!

gg rev and birdbro, that fucking black gargoyle was tougher than the dog

gg birds, didn't pick guardian cause I didn't have relics set up

I really struggle to get to 15 in rotted woods with randos, I’m not even sure the rally and hp boost is ever worth it

>>536463054
>dodge
It's called a backstep.
Speaking of which:
>make a PvE game
>still no backstep iframes
BRAVO ISHIZAKI

oof that hotdog was oofy
i love getting oneshot 'cause the sword dog when it splits jump to africa and does a wave i don't see

>>536469316
Issue with most shifting earths is people ignore castle which is worth more. Sure bosses there have higher chances of gold drops but so does top castle boss and more runes. Only time I think it's okay to ignore castle is if you got trolls. They will drop shit and no runes.

>triple revenant
>we goof off on day 1 with dumb big weapons and katanas
>me and other revenant get the seal with the discus but I end up with two
>drop my second discus seal to the third revenant
>win because 3dog can't handle three fisbees
most fun game I had today, I love stacking characters

>>536469910
Biggest issue o have with rando rotted woods is one person insists on the fort to find the blessing. Unless I can see the blessing when entering the forest I’m just twiddling my thumbs for 5 minutes trying to clear trash mobs and do loot drops

>>536470108
one reason I can see to do that fort is to get a rot weapon but a lot of people don't even use them

>another duo
>rise was already open so it doesn't count
>quitter
so tired of this shit
games still going but I literally don't care now, im done

The fuck. Since when?

>>536470296
always has been
only on heolstor and caligo though

I will never quit a match in progress because It says there's punishment and I'm scared.

>>536470415
yeah wouldnt recommend, a recluse will twist your balls if you do

>>536470108
Just go do the fort with them? A drop is a drop

>>536470296
Dancer is a cool boss
She should show up more

next time I see metafags doing what they think is best and ignoring me repeatedly pointing out that I need the fucking rise I have two relics for it, i'm going to quit myself. they're not really giving me another option.

Is it only me, terr & mush who post gameplay webms here wtf
>>536457589
this is cool

>>536466254
CE slop

>>536470108
Just pick and fight some easy boss? It's not like tree spirit, loretta, sentinel are ever gonna kill anyone.

>>536470665
No. I always post webms and so do other people.

>>536470781
You sound upset

how's this?

>>536470257
>>rise was already open so it doesn't count
?? The fuck does this mean? Like the door was open at the bottom?

>>536469316
Do the bosses there not drop much runes? You should be aoeing all the mob groups near corpaes

>>536470665
who are you

gg 3dog

>>536470861
fog door means you never "open" the rise so no bonus FP get fucked = |
I took two birds to get there while they died to bosses and ignored me (don't care anymore fuck em)

>>536470998
I, too, like to spread misinformation on the internet.

guys which of these is better I do not know???????

>>536470998
lmao are you the same retard who bitched about recluse in the other thread

>>536470998
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Are you retarded?

>>536470906
I typically have 100+ kills while my randos aren’t going typically 40-50. Do other people really not have this issue with randos? Feels like 90% of my runs with them are lv13-14 and only 3 bosses done

oh we're doing this again k piss off.

>>536470972
gg sworddog

>>536471107
That's because you play ironeye

for the record everything was going really well until I started doing helostor again, for recluse remembrance. other regular bosses and even 3dog aren't full of COMPLETE RETARDS who think they are smart.

>>536470615
I’d rather just check loot drops. I know next you’re gonna say go fight a boss, if I get downed then everyone is leaving and I hate no revive solo

>>536470998
>going to a rise two flights away while ignoring their teammate completely
Please post your steam so I can block you

Baubau, baubaubau babau.
Baubau bau baubau,
bau.

>>536471263
I'm Mush

>>536471263
I don't use steam corpo slave.

I'm not so Mush.

>>536471107
You can get easily get to lvl 15 with everyone having around 50 kills, but yeah randoms can take forever to move to the next place so you end up with less gains overall.
If you can establish yourself as the ping commander then you can salvage any rando group

queue up right frigging NOW!!!!

>>536471284
baubau!

>>536471310
yet you post on 4chan
curious

>>536471335
But church?

and you're making it sound like my fault, I pointed it out on day 1 when we had time and were down there, they were ignoring me the entire time, and i've had that happen three games in a fucking row, so don't you fucking dare start shit with me like im a bad player FUCK you.
>>536471375
what are you implying NSA honeypot.

>>536470860
not very good
>>536471062
now these are S tier

>>536471352
Do you look like this and are forklift certified?

>>536471310
So, console?

>>536471486
I mean I don't use steam on my pc at all, but yes. I have both elitist flame baiter.

>>536470108
time to memorize the possible legendary corpses
but honestly I don't see this problem anymore
most people have figured out that the rot is negligible and will just go around killing the bosses, only stopping for the blessing if it's right there

gg dog

>>536471352
Grrrrrrrrrrr! BAU BAUBAUBAU!

GGs, sorry for being useless.

gg family expedition

>>536471579
name?

>>536471335
Sorry I'm playing Elden Ring rn

>>536471579
>sorry for being useless
funny I was thinking the same thing
running around buffing radagon ring of light instead of killing enemies and then I can't even get close enough to dog for long enough to cast 3/4ths the fight

>>536471578
b-bau bau...

>>536471335
I am le tired

>>536471702
I want to creampie her cleavagepussy

uh-oh, the retard having his meltie again

>>536471768
Why? Is he retarded?

>>536471702
...Bau, Bau.

>>536471649
Black Knight

nice, free murk

>queue up with randoms
>ironeye spams the Rotted Woods at lvl 1
>why
>safer bet, get Libra buffs and do basement
>we split up and noob Duchess follows him
>they both get destroyed in the swamp
>i clear basement and some gaols by myself
>they finally catch up to me at the tree
>we get raped by BBH and Putrid Tree Spirit on day 2
>finish swamp
>do some bosses while waiting
>party wipe to Deathbird
>carry the team through Magma Wyrm
>ironeye gets to 3 bars instantly on GNOSTER
>i carry the team but still get wiped
>dutchess and i both have Wendings so we revive and win
Feels good to be a Raiderchad.

>>536438217
Doesn't that technically make janitors and mods slaves?

>>536471848
idk his mother probably thought it was a good idea to drink while she was pregnant with him

geeg
HOTDOG HOTDOG HOT DIGGITY DOG

Do we reckon everdark Heolster before or after the DLC?

>>536471931
gg
is the dog immune to bleed? I hit its ass with 3 nihils and it didn't bleed