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Anonymous No.536509504 >>536509750 >>536532809 >>536559186
/dlg/ - Deadlock General
Vampire Twat Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/08-18-2025-update.75046/

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be autistic.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlocked.wiki/
https://liquipedia.net/deadlock/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yfPHJsMrKcg_8wqa95qu0sOFxRdzKLF_eUWOZX7RLHc
>Unofficial Stat Tracker
https://statlocker.gg/

Threadlocked: >>536444829
Anonymous No.536509745 >>536510236
First for this game is less fun as it was a year ago
Anonymous No.536509750
>>536509504 (OP)
First for MonK being best friends :)
Anonymous No.536509779
minalock!
Anonymous No.536509948 >>536510025
There's no such thing as strong build, they all suck
Anonymous No.536510012
>play my first game online after only playing with bots
>win
>get commended
I like this game
Anonymous No.536510023 >>536510182
If Paige wins im killing myself
Anonymous No.536510025
>>536509948
That's what happens when you nerf most of the heroes to shit, everyone is fighting with wet noodles now
Anonymous No.536510182 >>536510317
>>536510023
I think Drifter will win so I pumped 40 votes into Paige after Doorman to cause the most upset.
Anonymous No.536510236 >>536510432
>>536509745
>X was more fun when it was new to me
Gee, I never heard that one!
Anonymous No.536510256 >>536512668
How do I Sinclair ? Just bunny a cunt and burst a civet ?
Anonymous No.536510317 >>536510462 >>536511223 >>536560210 >>536560312
>>536510182
>40 votes into Paige after Doorma
how do you play that many games in under 48 hours?
Anonymous No.536510432
>>536510236
>X was more fun when the movement wasn't nerfed, the heroes weren't all weak, the map was better
woah!
Anonymous No.536510462
>>536510317
I really like Doorman.
Anonymous No.536510569 >>536510975
VOTE FOR VICTOR
Anonymous No.536510736 >>536510827 >>536511098
Anyone got the models of Paige and Mina? I don't have Deadlock installed and need some references.
Anonymous No.536510827 >>536511572 >>536511664 >>536512273 >>536513301
>>536510736
Anonymous No.536510975
>>536510569
This but unironically
Anonymous No.536511098 >>536511240 >>536512273
>>536510736
https://open3dlab.com/project/5a047f80-2ae3-495b-b217-54981a11c146/
Anonymous No.536511223
>>536510317
He doesn't have a job.
Anonymous No.536511240
>>536511098
woah, I hadn't even noticed the gun's grip. Nice touch.
Anonymous No.536511481 >>536512089
Drifter ---> Paige ---> Victor
Anonymous No.536511572 >>536513217
>>536510827
why cant they give her just longer dress or if they keep miniskirt just give her spats
why censor her panties if you are gonna goon her?
Anonymous No.536511664
>>536510827
Hm I thought her tits were bigger.
Anonymous No.536511883 >>536512037 >>536512368
Victor will be Wraith King and Drifter will be Shiv 2.0
Anonymous No.536512037 >>536512252 >>536512281
>>536511883
Drifter is Lycan
Victor will be using Electricity
Anonymous No.536512089
>>536511481
I know Victor's probably not winning this round but I really want him
Anonymous No.536512182 >>536512251 >>536514038 >>536514407
Paige owes me sex.
Anonymous No.536512251
>>536512182
Nobody owes you anything, you bring nothing to the table.
Anonymous No.536512252 >>536512491
>>536512037
Nah based on the passive in the game files before this update Drifter is Bloodseeker/Nightstalker
Anonymous No.536512273
>>536510827
>>536511098
>update ended up with not one but two ZR designs
Anonymous No.536512281 >>536512491
>>536512037
We already know drifter is a vampire bro....
And we already have leaks of Victors hero kit which line up of the voice lines we have, he has self damage abilities + an ult that revives himself
Anonymous No.536512368
>>536511883
>Drifter will be Shiv 2.0
Shivvers we're getting fucking replaced...
Anonymous No.536512491 >>536512703
>>536512281
>>536512252
Lycan is like Bloodseeker/Nightstalker
Anonymous No.536512663 >>536512903 >>536512917 >>536513110 >>536513264
>finally get Doorman
>this is the fucking animal I get for a teammate
>even the enemy is like "why are you just letting me kill you abrams?"
Anonymous No.536512668
>>536510256
Spam your first in the skies
Anonymous No.536512703 >>536513085
>>536512491
No he isn't. Lycan is my most played Dota hero and if you use him for anything other than split pushing you're bad. At least that was the case when I still played about 2-3 years ago.
Anonymous No.536512903 >>536513484 >>536515836
>>536512663
This made me want to watch this video again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4yH9O3hKWc
Anonymous No.536512917
>>536512663
Hey anon, when you refuse to help your teammate because you didn't think they should go in, other people can actually see that and tell. Like when you refuse to so much as shoot the people he's fighting from a safe distance the enemy sees that and they can see that you're griefing your teammate because you're mad at him. Love playing against people like you though, refuse to help your teammates unless they're Phantom 6 players even though you're probably in the dumpster bracket.
Anonymous No.536512965 >>536513163
>checking out hero stats because I'm tired of playing a shit hero and want to find a replacement that's still similar
>see McGinnis/Vyper lane has a 22% winrate
That is impressively bad
Anonymous No.536513085 >>536513367
>>536512703
theres no split pushing in deadlock you just roam around killing enemies until you hit the towers to shit
t. i got 2000h on Lycan and Bloodseeker/Nightstalker.
Anonymous No.536513097 >>536513226 >>536513529 >>536513796 >>536521871 >>536530291 >>536571764
>Moe is a rodent, doesn't even matter which one

>Baroness hotel is shit

>Pocket stole his coat

>Fuck that nagging bitch Vindicta, she's not the bell of the ball


What am I missing here? How can she be so based?
Anonymous No.536513110
>>536512663
>Screenshot (2613).png
Anonymous No.536513163 >>536513741 >>536514214 >>536520146
>>536512965
Vyper is just maybe the worst hero in lane because she does no damage unless she's hugging you and she's not even tanky to compensate.
Anonymous No.536513217 >>536513297
>>536511572
Monster Hunter moment. Mina has the coomer skirt already, idk why repeat the same shit.
Anonymous No.536513226
>>536513097
She's best girl and she knows it.
Anonymous No.536513264
>>536512663
>not a single green item
this is just shitlow games man, you'll get out maybe
Anonymous No.536513297 >>536513987
>>536513217
then add the panties
Anonymous No.536513301 >>536519373
>>536510827
holy shit she is LITERALLY me
Anonymous No.536513367 >>536513597 >>536514339
>>536513085
I didn't say there was split pushing in deadlock I said Lycan is a splitpusher and the implication I guess you don't get because you're bad at Dota is that Nightstalker and Bloodseeker are not splitpushers, they are gankers. I think you might be a little slow bud.
Anonymous No.536513469 >>536513540
had no interest in victor until realizing his design is quite literally just shadow dio
Anonymous No.536513484 >>536515836
>>536512903
nostalgic
the game has come a long way
Anonymous No.536513529
>>536513097
I also love that she refuses to call Billy, Billy and calls him William in all their interactions and even when she kills him she says shit like "Got William".
Anonymous No.536513540 >>536513710
>>536513469
Anonymous No.536513541 >>536514214
We want more hags in the game
Anonymous No.536513597 >>536513764
>>536513367
retard
Anonymous No.536513710 >>536513924 >>536521165
>>536513540
what're u blind? hes even doing the same pose
Anonymous No.536513712 >>536514509
Should I play orange shiv, purple shiv, or green shiv?
Anonymous No.536513741 >>536513876 >>536514214
>>536513163
Makuginnus is worse though. Vyper is useless enough that good laners can carry her through laning, but McGinnis' wall hurts most of the good laners like Bebop and Vindicta
Anonymous No.536513764
>>536513597
Says the guy that responded to me with a complete non-sequitur that missed the entire point of my post. Again, you are slow in the head friend. If you want to convince me or anyone else otherwise you should try responding to the things people actually say rather than the things they say in your imagination.
Anonymous No.536513796 >>536519921
>>536513097
>how can she be so based?
she acts like a catty gay man
you just want to fuck her
Anonymous No.536513876
>>536513741
McGinnis has maybe the single best gun in the game before items and a really good heal. She's good in lane.
Anonymous No.536513924 >>536514292
>>536513710
>Victor is grabbing his arm
>dio is grabbing his side
Uhh, are YOU blind?
Anonymous No.536513957 >>536514407
Viktor is a tank cuck and Paoge is a support cuck.

Sorry bros it's Drifter who needs to salvage this week of reveals.
He needs to actually have a fun hunter kit.
Anonymous No.536513987 >>536514279 >>536514283
>>536513297
I just don't see how Paige can realistically fit in the roster when talking about the visuals that is.
>Mina is the guys' thirsttrap
>Victor is the girls' thirsttrap
>Doorman has clean look contrasted by hidden inhuman side
>Drifter wears his evil on the outside
>Billy is the lolsorandom character
Paige is an NPC compared to any of them, she doesn't look like she can kill people at all. If someone said she's some kind of shop NPC lady I'd believed it.
Anonymous No.536514038
>>536512182
doorman owes me sex
Anonymous No.536514214
>>536513541
Concord is that-a way
>>536513163
Vyper has execute ability and burst, work with your teammate and get ez kills
>>536513741
Learn to position your turrets and wall the creepf for free farm
Anonymous No.536514279
>>536513987
Paige is the Velma ripoff.
Anonymous No.536514283
>>536513987
Paige is the self-insert for women
Billy is for furries
Drifter is for teenage boys
Mina is for straight men
Victor is for gay men
Doorman is for straight women
Anonymous No.536514292 >>536514627
>>536513924
you know what, you're right. i see no resemblance. they look nothing alike.
Anonymous No.536514339 >>536514482 >>536514590
>>536513367
are you one of those braindead russians who thinks NP is only for pushing towers and KOTL is your personal give me mana slut?
Anonymous No.536514407
>>536512182
your mom owes sex to every nigga in the hood
>>536513957
Vic is fuckable, Drifter isnt, the priorities are obvious
Anonymous No.536514470 >>536514810 >>536514908
>star underscore is back to the 'lock
Anonymous No.536514482
>>536514339
No and once again you are arguing with the things I said in your imagination rather than what I really posted. The irony of you doing that again is reaching a level that's actually concerning. Anon, reality isn't whatever you make it up to be in your head, you know that right?
Anonymous No.536514483 >>536523061
is there any way to change these 2 into someone else i dont want two black guys in my storeroom

ta
Anonymous No.536514509
>>536513712
Orange shiv
Anonymous No.536514590
>>536514339
>KOTL is your personal give me mana slut?
TRUEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.536514626 >>536514889 >>536515028
omg guys, [literally who fucking cares] is back to playing deadlock, AND he's streaming!
Anonymous No.536514627
>>536514292
Thats it, we need a Dio-like hero in the game, skills included
Anonymous No.536514810 >>536515106 >>536561976
>>536514470
Does he like it?
Anonymous No.536514876 >>536529824
summon her....
Anonymous No.536514889 >>536515146
>>536514626
you're still mad, huh?
Anonymous No.536514908
>>536514470
buy an ad
Anonymous No.536514959
We need an illusion based hero like PL or CK
Anonymous No.536515028
>>536514626
ALIVElock WON.
Anonymous No.536515106
>>536514810
he's playing it so he probably likes it
Anonymous No.536515140
Is it true Drifter has the hunter pounce from L4D?
Anonymous No.536515146
>>536514889
>u mad
pffft
Anonymous No.536515168 >>536515295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcZfnAkvmLc
Anonymous No.536515201
>>536507091
mina unironically takes several orders of magnitude more skill than mirage what an absolutely retarded take
Anonymous No.536515295
>>536515168
Downvoted and reported the channel
Anonymous No.536515534
>>536469220
That match was pretty insane, I carried so hard it made my head spin
In the final major teamfight I saved Haze maybe 5 times, no exaggeration
Anonymous No.536515581
>>536463408
please be real
Anonymous No.536515753
>managed to get 2 games on Doorman
>10/1
>8/2/
god he is so fucking fun too. every combo you pull off feels satisfying. i wish i could actually get him more.
Anonymous No.536515836 >>536516683 >>536516742
>>536513484
>>536512903
God I miss the days when Abrams didn't move as slow as an all red meat diet with no fiber shit.
Anonymous No.536516683 >>536516742
>>536515836
Valve just kept nerfing his move speed, sprint speed, charge cd, now this bucket garbage too. And then they release Calico and Billy who do eesentially the same thing but with no movement penalty and lower cds.
How is he even considered OP for these kinds of nerfs with 1 working skill and useelss ult I have no idea
Anonymous No.536516692 >>536516830 >>536517076 >>536517379 >>536561003
they are going to nerf the bell arent they? I really hope they wont force him into a support role
Anonymous No.536516742 >>536516872
>>536515836
>>536516683
and yet he's been broken as fuck auto win since release
Anonymous No.536516830
>>536516692
The base AoE is a bit much. After getting range items it should be that big.
Anonymous No.536516872 >>536520775
>>536516742
But enough about Seven
Anonymous No.536516890
>hm I did pretty well this game I think
>3 times less damage than anyone in team
Dealing damage is so much fucking harder and more confusing than in Dota
Anonymous No.536517076
>>536516692
the cart is too strong.
Anonymous No.536517379
>>536516692
Something is likely getting nerfed on him thought honestly if anything i think it might end up being the cart or doors. Good players are already a menace with those two skills and its only going to get worse.
Anonymous No.536518113 >>536518414
Honestly all the new heroes have been gay nigger aids cancer but at least Mina is only that early in the game before people buy anti movement items.
Anonymous No.536518337 >>536518456 >>536518469 >>536518670
Which hero is getting released today?
Anonymous No.536518414
>>536518113
the only solution is to buff the rest of the cast to their level
Anonymous No.536518456
>>536518337
None, it's tomorrow.
Anonymous No.536518469 >>536518637 >>536518728 >>536519016 >>536519190 >>536521679
>>536518337
Your mother, but it's delayed since the file size is too big
Anonymous No.536518637
>>536518469
burn!
Anonymous No.536518670
>>536518337
Its the weekends you ficking NEET
Anonymous No.536518728
>>536518469
I mean I guess this is funny.
Anonymous No.536519016
>>536518469
Made me chuckle
Anonymous No.536519190
>>536518469
Sounds like a slow day for you.
Anonymous No.536519373
>>536513301
Lies, women aren't real
Anonymous No.536519921
>>536513796
>she acts like a catty gay man
>first thing that comes to anon's mind is gay men
Something something you're a faggot.
Also catty gay men are just emulating women, that's the entire point
Anonymous No.536520146
>>536513163
Vyper actually has the highest base DPS in the game both early game and late game tho obviously vyper is intentionally less accurate but infinite ammo and sliding makes her very effective at just running you down and spamming
Anonymous No.536520414 >>536520536
>m1 heroes like haze and infernus get their reloading speed slowed down by 20%
what changes?
Anonymous No.536520536
>>536520414
>what changes?
nothing
Anonymous No.536520621 >>536521096 >>536521225
>2v1 shiv + ginnis
I fucking love this punk ass mother fucker like you wouldn't believe. Thanks ally for the block.
Anonymous No.536520775 >>536523731
>>536516872
>easy for pubs but still needs aim and game sense
>before new shop rework, was relentlessly raped by nerfs to ult and balls because of reddit
Anonymous No.536521096 >>536521207
>>536520621
2v1 implies that its you and a teammate fighting a solo player
1v2 is what you're looking for here
Anonymous No.536521165 >>536521636 >>536521980 >>536529385
>>536513710
time stop hero when?
Anonymous No.536521207
>>536521096
>1v2 is what you're looking for here
Lady Geist clearly helped him thoughbeit so it was a 2v1 in the end against Shiv
Anonymous No.536521225 >>536521403
>>536520621
You're delusional as fuck. Geist saved your ass there and you threw out 2 raw heavy melees without Ginnis even trying to parry. You were stomping a tard, got overconfident and then had to be bailed out. Do you not see the part in that clip where Geist eats a Shiv ult intended to kill you and that would have killed you?
Anonymous No.536521403 >>536521673
>>536521225
You have trouble reading? Runs in the family or something? You OK anon? Did you hit your head today? Got your pills?
Anonymous No.536521636
>>536521165
>ult is like a pause but you can move around for a few seconds
>if you shoot your gun, it has the bullets stop in place ready to fire after ult
>you’re allowed to move ally and enemy heroes into new positions
Anonymous No.536521673
>>536521403
It might help if you didn't speak like a retard.
>2v1 shiv + ginnis
That makes it sound like you think you were fighitng 2 (shiv +mcginnis) vs 1 (You). Two other people are clearly also confused based on the other reply so maybe work on your own communication skills before defaulting to the idea that mine are bad.
Anonymous No.536521679
>>536518469
Nice
Anonymous No.536521735 >>536522154 >>536522325 >>536522565
How do you lane as Mo? I am coming back after a year and I just get raped in lane. His gun has no range, and the heal doesn't matter when you aren't in range to hit creeps or heroes to get health back. I just get constantly harassed by every gun hero constantly.
Anonymous No.536521871
>>536513097
Talks shit on Calico and Wraith because they are new money
Anonymous No.536521980
>>536521165
Everyone already has a timestop ability and it gets used at least 6 times evey match.
Anonymous No.536522046 >>536522375
Who's the next hero coming out?
Anonymous No.536522154
>>536521735
Use burrow, get close to them, heal.
Anonymous No.536522325
>>536521735
QSR on heal and get extra regen as well if you're struggling
You will get shot a lot since they are fat as fuck so you have to play at least a bit slippery, but remember that you have a long range disarm as well as the bullet resist on his burrow. Best to use burrow to disengage early on since it's pretty slow early on compared to using stamina bars and people will generally stay far away if they hear the burrow sound
Anonymous No.536522375 >>536522915
>>536522046
Victor is dead last for sure so it's between Paige and Drifter.
And I don't think Paige has enough waifufag normie appeal to win it over him
Anonymous No.536522520 >>536522609 >>536522659 >>536522704 >>536522874 >>536523162 >>536523587
Can anyone explain to me why I always have the least souls out of everyone in the game, even if I win my lane and have alright kd? Is there some secret way to get money in this game that everyone knows that I'm not aware of?
Anonymous No.536522565 >>536532895
>>536521735
Extra range on 1. Mystic burst and then qsr. You'll heal like 500hp per scorn and can't die in lane
Anonymous No.536522576
I'm doing my small part for throwing votes away
I think Drifter is the most likely to get voted in next since he's got a good design but I'm curious about Victor's deal
Anonymous No.536522609
>>536522520
Are you actively denyng/last hitting?
Anonymous No.536522659
>>536522520
you aren't taking the other teams boxes and sinner's sacrifices
Anonymous No.536522704 >>536535227
>>536522520
FARM NIGGER HOLY SHIT
GO FARM
STOP FUCKING BROOLING HOLY SHIT ALL THE FUCKING CAMPS ARE UP WHY ARE YOU MOVING FROM FIGHT TO FIGHT COIN FLIPPING THE GAME EVERY 2 MINUTES


IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER IF YOU HARD WIN LANE AND GET 4 KILLS IN LANE IF YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FARMING
Anonymous No.536522717
>get mina
>not doing bad but nowhere near good
>constant babysitting on my lane
>if its not 3v2 then its 3v1 or 4v2
>focused throughout all game
whats this massive hatred against an objectively dogshit character?
Anonymous No.536522737
>they can't be assed to release a hero today
Lazy millionaire niggers
Anonymous No.536522874
>>536522520
are you getting souls from boxes/camps and then dying?
important to buy items as soon as you can when you're farming to get rid of your unreliable souls
Anonymous No.536522915 >>536523262 >>536523283
>>536522375
Booo what's wrong with Victor.
Anonymous No.536522967 >>536523262
Calico is such a dogshit hero holy hell.
Anonymous No.536523061
>>536514483
Seven is mexican
Anonymous No.536523162
>>536522520
I watch my friends play in lower ranks sometimes to give them advice and one of the the two worst things I see people doing in low ranks that leads to this is moving around the map poorly and fighting nonstop. When you are in a lane with other people all of you are sharing the souls and its split inefficiently. If you are all in one lane with open lanes you are throwing souls away. Don't stack up as 4-6 too often unless it's to take an objective. Stop doing random dumb fights in the jungle over nothing.

As fore the map movement, stop moving around the map too much. If you aren't in a lane you aren't getting a lot of souls. If you are moving around the map make sure you actually get boxes and clear small camps as you pass them (which you should be able to do on most characters though some can't don't waste 30 sec clearing a small camp slowly). Also stop going back to base to buy. Buy from the mid shops. Don't use the zipline much at all really other than if you have boost or after you respawn. Without boost they will never get you anywhere faster than just using vents and map movement and if you're on the zipline you can't be clearing camps and boxes so even if it takes the same amount of time, running there would have been better.
Anonymous No.536523262
>>536522915
I'm a victor chad myself but I rather have drifter first plus I know he's gonna be last so no point wasting them, victor simply won't appeal to that many people, he's guaranteed dead last.
>>536522967
Calico was kino when she had global teleports, invisibility and melee combos with doorman pushback but valve made her boring as fuck.
Anonymous No.536523283
>>536522915
He only appeals to teenage girls who want dat angsty broody dick, and there aren't many teenage girls playing Deadlock.
Victor would also appeal to teenage boys who like sonadow but he's overshadowed by Drifter in that regard.
Anonymous No.536523587
>>536522520
When you win lane, 90% of the time the next step is to steal their skinners sacrifice
Anonymous No.536523672 >>536523868 >>536524907
Why do faggots have to spam pause at the start of the match? Just fucking play the damn game.
Anonymous No.536523731 >>536525057
>>536520775
Everyone in the game needs aim and game sense. Also imagine crying about nerfs on a pubstomping hero with 55%+ WR in every bracket.
Anonymous No.536523868
>>536523672
It usually happens because some dumbass queues and then walks away from his screen.
Anonymous No.536524907
>>536523672
>enemy pauses when everyone drops down to their lanes
>45 seconds later, game finally starts
>1 minute after that another pause, guy is afk
>they disconnect
>they come back and games unpaused
>they instantly disconnect again, another pause


>after 2 minutes of actually playing the game and 5 minutes of pause the enemy team complains when we unpause
Anonymous No.536525032
Every single vindicta player is a retarded cracker
Anonymous No.536525057
>>536523731
You either not interpreting the data exactly correctly or being disingenuous. Seven has a 55 percent winrate in every bracket but he's also the only hero with such a winrate at higher ranks whose winrate does not go down as rank goes down. This actually implies the other poster is somewhat correct, part of his winrate is likely ease of play. Meanwhile someone like Moe/Krill, Lash or Warden is sub 55 in low ranks but then equal with Seven in higher ranks. This shows they are likely actually similar in usefulness to Seven but harder to use. If you're going to whine about Seven but not these other characters then again, you are either not understanding the data or lying to yourself. On top of that having a winrate differential of only about 9 percent between the highest and lowest winrates is actually really impressive for a game this complicated. Go check out LoLs winrates by comparison.
Anonymous No.536525083 >>536576167
For any new-friends and returners who perhaps are not aware; when you get a Sinner's Sacrifice machine to low health a minigame begins where the lights on top of the machine will light up from left-to-right.
If you finish the machine off with a heavy attack when all of the lights are illuminated, you hit the Jackpot and will receive FOUR random Golden Statue stat buffs as a reward, you can do this with every machine you find to get a lot more stat buffs than usual, and you can get the same stat multiple times from each Jackpot potentially leading to unexpected spikes in Spirit Power or Weapon Damage.
To guarantee that you hit the Jackpot, start your heavy attack when all but the last two of the lights are lit up like in this pic.
If you use a light attack to hit the Jackpot you will only get 1 Golden Statue buff, so practice the timing for it on the practice range to ensure you always use a heavy attack to get the Jackpot bonus.
Anonymous No.536525149 >>536526528 >>536526787 >>536527075 >>536527315
i dont understand deadlock
why is it that i can aim well in every other game but cant shoot to save my life in here
why can i do at least okay in every other moba but am consistently bottom two or three economy (but not bottom scoring/feeding) despite being in lane as often as possible
i feel completely useless at every stage of the game no matter who i play
and to top it all off, it amplifies the "wins are empty but losses are soul-crushing" effect that all mobas have
Anonymous No.536525228
>Viktor is another electric corpse

SEVENBROS...
OUR GIMMICK...
Anonymous No.536525720
Holy fuck mystic/radiant regen+spirit burn is insane on lash. I felt like such a massive tank despite the only greens I had for most of the match was trophy hunter, enchanter's, and sprint boots (upgraded to juggernaut really late)
Anonymous No.536526386
Mina & Paige & Billy will save this game
Anonymous No.536526528 >>536527931
>>536525149
every character is a jungler who also lanes, if you are sitting in lane the whole game you are fucking up bigly
watch some high rank games to get a feel for the tempo, its a lot different compared to other mobas
Anonymous No.536526624 >>536544342
I wonder if Victor is going to have a self-disarm since he mentions how often he loses his gun hand.
Anonymous No.536526787
>>536525149
Don't worry man, it'll click after 800-900 hours.
Anonymous No.536526826 >>536527150 >>536527283 >>536527372 >>536527567 >>536527767
>voted for Paige: gooner cumbrain
>voted for Mina: gooner cumbrain
>voted for Billy: gooner furfag
>voted for Doorman: reddit fag
>voted for Victor: Based
>voted for Drifter: dude wtf are you doing?
Anonymous No.536526959
>Tankbuster does nothing to lifesteal on Geist
Anonymous No.536527019 >>536527308 >>536532439 >>536540241
according to my analysis right here. We're back
Anonymous No.536527069
>STOP FUCKING BROOLING
but brool is life
a life without brool is not worth living
Anonymous No.536527075
>>536525149
Other games don't have SHMOOVEMENT
Anonymous No.536527150
>>536526826
>dude wtf are you doing?
KILL
Anonymous No.536527283
>>536526826
victor is just another flavor of tank, in a game where there are already several frontliners and anyone can buy green items. His main gimmick is that he dies.
I'm voting ginger bookslop for the sake of variety
Anonymous No.536527308
>>536527019
Bro theres only a week of new heroes left

Were peaking at 60k and going back to die again
Anonymous No.536527315
>>536525149
other games have fake gay aiming with no bullet travel and constricted movement, your aim isnt as good as you think it is
Anonymous No.536527372
>>536526826
>dude wtf are you doing?
WINNING
Anonymous No.536527567
>>536526826
>deleted votes
Anonymous No.536527730 >>536527987 >>536528943
how long is it going to take me to learn how to aim gud?
I am gud at dota and macro but struggle to track people in fights and when chasing.
Anonymous No.536527767
>>536526826
>>voted for Victor: Based
>*voted for Victor: fag
Anonymous No.536527931
>>536526528
i dont just sit in lane all game, i take camps and sinner's if theyre around
at least what ones i can after the obligatory nigfernus/haze has vacuumed everything
>536527315
i played tribes and quake, my aim is fine, deadlock feels wrong
Anonymous No.536527987
>>536527730
boot up an aim trainer and drill it into your muscle memory
Anonymous No.536528418
having autism is great.
>talk to the mystic to select a match
>mouse over the options
>cool noises
>beat changes
>noises change too
I can appreciate Valve's autism too.
Anonymous No.536528479 >>536530613 >>536531253 >>536531516 >>536532049
Calico was salty as fuck in chat
Anonymous No.536528943
>>536527730
You need to practice aiming while following people, not just regular aim.


Also a lot of that is because you didn't buy CC/slowing/anti movement items so the enemy is allowed to just run away every time, people are allergic to this shit then complain that people keep escaping.
Anonymous No.536529030 >>536529206 >>536529253 >>536529496 >>536530641 >>536531053 >>536576469
Guys, 19 yo emo pale slut off ig will cosplay Mina, i just need 2-3 good, high quality screenshots of her model in game
Or maybe good fanart
Google images was fucking useless
Anonymous No.536529206
>>536529030
ywnbaw.
Anonymous No.536529223 >>536529383
I haven't played in a while
Is Wraith/Haze/Infernus still pretty much unstoppable if fed?
Anonymous No.536529253 >>536529571
>>536529030
If you're too retarded to get that yourself you/the whore doing that won't have the IQ to put together a good cosplay.
Anonymous No.536529327 >>536532098 >>536533952 >>536576323
I miss them so much
Anonymous No.536529383
>>536529223
That's the fun part; they don't even need to be fed, they just rush ricochet first item and are immediately have the match revolve around them
Anonymous No.536529385
>>536521165
Paradox needs faceless void ult, chronosphere

And yes all enemy and ally projectiles in sphere should stop like they impacted the time wall

The tech is unironically in game already, but we have a boring venge swap instead on plappadox
Anonymous No.536529496
>>536529030
download the game then fag
Anonymous No.536529571 >>536529867 >>536530213
>>536529253
Nigga it doesnt matter you get to see a emo slut in shitty vampire cosplay dont overthink it

Im at work cant hop on my pc to get good pics
Anonymous No.536529774 >>536530239 >>536530453
People are just allergic to this item.
Anonymous No.536529824
>>536514876
Right away, ma'am!
Anonymous No.536529867
>>536529571
I can get to see literally millions of those after a 0.5 second search in google.
Why would I give a shit about roastie slut number 283271311456 doing a half assed "cosplay" that won't even look like the actual character?

Get some fucking standards and find yourself a good woman nigger.
Anonymous No.536530213
>>536529571
Bitch go ask 1488 AIs to generate as many realistic cosplay sluts slop as possible if ''just seeing some femcel cosplay a shit hero'' is your priority
Anonymous No.536530239
>>536529774
You get so many souls nowadays that I rather just buy curse on the characters I play because it's such a disgusting item and my heroes need to hit very specific strong power spikes, this is more for support adjacent characters like Kelvin, Dynamo or doorman.
I'd probably buy it a lot more if it gave spirit power.
Anonymous No.536530291
>>536513097
>Vyper: "After the ritual I'm gonna mug the shit out of you"
>Lady Geist: "My dear Vyper, I can't wait for you to try."
I love her so much. She fucking LOVES killing people, she sounds so excited to be underestimated by Vyper
Anonymous No.536530412 >>536531053 >>536531315 >>536533467
im almost done lining her... need to draw an assload of spikes and her headdress thing
Anonymous No.536530453 >>536530843
>>536529774
People are allergic to active items in general aside from maybe cold front
20+ games after coming back from a long break and I barely see any actives in my decayed shit rank even when they would stop, say, me as Abrams from instantly stopping the haze ult every time
Anonymous No.536530613 >>536531506 >>536542121
>>536528479
nice autoparry
Anonymous No.536530641
>>536529030
knock yourself out
Anonymous No.536530843 >>536531569 >>536533315
>>536530453
I barely know what the basic items do and how the synergize with each other, why the fuck would you think retards of my caliber would know or even remember to use an active item?
Anonymous No.536531027
Spellslinger + Mercurial make ability spam heroes too good at shooting
Anonymous No.536531053 >>536532087 >>536537940
whichever of you twats removed the old char refs from the wiki need to off yourself after undoing your fuck up
>>536530412
im not certain anyone really cares bud. you might as well be done now. im sure the effort's appreciated though.
>>536529030
just go to the wiki and scroll to the bottom of the characters page. there should be a ref with a 360 turnaround
Anonymous No.536531253
>>536528479
Is this easier than I thought? I've not managed it even once but you've gotten at least thrice
Anonymous No.536531315 >>536532087 >>536537940
>>536530412
I care, fuck that faggot.
Not something I like but I always appreciate OC anon, keep it up.
Anonymous No.536531506
>>536530613
>hmmmm I wonder what the melee character will do when they're on melee range and I'm on perfect quick melee kill range
Anonymous No.536531516
>>536528479
I love the animation of him spinning the keys while placing portals so much
Anonymous No.536531546 >>536532314
>win my lane easy
>minute 10 and my entire team is perma-fighting blue
>tell them repeatedly we need to stop fucking deathballing in one lane and split-push/farm
>enemy team easily takes our side walkers
>manage to giga-farm
>get blamed for not deathballing with our team mid the whole game
>lose
Ritualists are more braindead and cancer than any other rank and I know I'm stuck here forever. I'd rather play with Alchemists at this point
Anonymous No.536531569
>>536530843
I expect one or two active items if they're important for heroes to actually function like unstoppable on haze, warp stone (which I also rarely saw for some reason)
Stuff that's more utility like disarming hex I'm not sure I'll ever see at my skill level
Anonymous No.536531919 >>536532007 >>536534141 >>536535345 >>536536004
Slowing Hex even upgrades into this fucking thing. A gigantic AoE even stronger Slowing Hex that also pulls everyone into the middle.
Anonymous No.536532007
>>536531919
does no damage shit item
Anonymous No.536532049 >>536542121
>>536528479
yeah you fucking auto parry cheater
Anonymous No.536532087
>>536531053
>im sure the effort's appreciated
>>536531315
>Not something I like but I always appreciate
cmon now. what are you people doing
Anonymous No.536532098
>>536529327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxPj3GAYYZ0
Anonymous No.536532217 >>536532738
>paige cannot buy headshot items for some reason
if they give her the leaked grenade launcher weapon they tried on mohammed and kareem I will main her
Anonymous No.536532314
>>536531546
I've been the designated lane janny in a few games now because of the perma fight mentality and I keep regretting the times I leave to go participate in the perma fight in some random area over nothing
Anonymous No.536532439
>>536527019
logarithmic regression band deadlock edition.
crackers ain't ready
Anonymous No.536532494 >>536533159
Okay, I wasn't convinced at first but I did some testing and Tankbuster is definitely worth it, I tested a "controlled" environment where lash and 3 enemies with different health values were all at 9k~ soul level, I gave lash some starting improved spirit and then tested with 4800 investment (no bonus spirit besides from improved and the investment) then tested surge of power, which in theory gives you the most spirit power on a specific ability for the T3 price THEN I tested tankbuster. Tankbuster actually ended up giving MORE damage than SoP vs Infernus (very average health character) but when I tested it against a M&K who had 41% spirit resist it did 85% extra damage compared to SoP
Anonymous No.536532738 >>536532894 >>536533386 >>536533689
>>536532217
she shoots in a general direction and the projectiles home in, so she can't get headshots. she has auto aim pretty much
Anonymous No.536532809 >>536533498
>>536509504 (OP)
is game worth getting back to nowadays? i played around the first batch of closed betas, it was fun at first but stopped cuz i was playing alone 90% of the time and it got boring really quick

and can i marry my wife
Anonymous No.536532894
>>536532738
wonder how it works with ricochet if that's the case
Anonymous No.536532895
>>536522565
you honestly don't need to waste money on extra range
Anonymous No.536533159 >>536537979
>>536532494
Tank buster is just the old improved burst which has always been a must buy on all spirit users that do big damage nukes.
Anonymous No.536533315
>>536530843
Its the same as driving a car: you won't get it till you try it. Buy warp stone or counterspell a couple of games and you will miss them when they're gone
Anonymous No.536533386
>>536532738
woman coded character
Anonymous No.536533467 >>536537940
>>536530412
I like it, you should draw the other girls as lolis too
Anonymous No.536533498 >>536534113
>>536532809
Game was always worth playing, if you're asking if the changes were big enough to relearn the game: yes
Anonymous No.536533689
>>536532738
Fucking GAY
Anonymous No.536533952
>>536529327
>footfag thinking anyone cares
lmfao
Anonymous No.536534113
>>536533498
i only heard about the lanes going from 4 to 3, which was quite strange

but glad that its still good, maybe i will update it and spin some Paradox games tonight (or Ivywife)
Anonymous No.536534141 >>536534916
>>536531919
>costs 6400 souls
>mildly inconveniences people in a fight
>does no damage
>lasts 0.5 seconds
yeah it's shit
Anonymous No.536534195 >>536534291 >>536534434 >>536534703 >>536534815 >>536535181 >>536535989 >>536537545 >>536537994 >>536563232
I want to know who my fellow Deadlockers are. Tell me something you wouldn't usually tell others about yourself anon
Anonymous No.536534291
>>536534195
I shit for an hour straight. Sometimes even 2.
Anonymous No.536534416 >>536534513 >>536534561
how do I alt cast the luggage cart to grab allies? it says middle mouse button but no matter the timing I do it won't work
Anonymous No.536534434
>>536534195
I unironically listen to Deadlock character interaction voice lines for characters I don't even play.
Anonymous No.536534513 >>536534734
>>536534416
hold MMB before you press 3
Anonymous No.536534561 >>536534734
>>536534416
It's your alt-cast bind, just hold it down whilst you cast the ability. Rebind it to something else honestly I find it kinda awkward on MMB.
Anonymous No.536534656 >>536555883
Went up against an Ivy fag who said it's their main. The would rush cultist and then follow that up with Trophy. They avoided all fights they could unless they had ultimate up to drop a bomb and then they basically 99% farmed neutrals. They had 200% more farm than anyone in the game. Their entire contribution to a fight was alchemical fire and kudzu and nothing else. They'd even focus on last hitting in fight. Nothing else. The game ended with most people having 30-40k souls but this Ivy had 70k souls.

They literally stole all their teams neutral farm and I watched the game. They'd throw 1 kudzu and that was a cleared neutral camp each time. No effort required.

Why do people play like this?
Anonymous No.536534664 >>536534852 >>536534931
why are queues taking so long with more players
Anonymous No.536534703 >>536535493
>>536534195
I found a niche to make good money selling lewd 3D models, animations and mods for porn games that I've been exploiting hard for a while (Ivy is on the list).
Anonymous No.536534734
>>536534513
>>536534561
who the fuck says mmb instead of m3?
Anonymous No.536534815 >>536534962 >>536538162
>>536534195
I lost my job 2 years ago and at this point I believe societal collapse is more likely than my employment
Anonymous No.536534852 >>536534967 >>536539538
>>536534664
Because everyone is queuing the same 5 heroes: Billy, Mina, Doorman, Infernus and Haze + one extra insurance hero incase you don't play Infernus or Haze.
Anonymous No.536534916 >>536535375 >>536535559 >>536538334
>>536534141
It's great on dynamo/ivy/pocket imo
Anonymous No.536534931
>>536534664
Only one character per game + people queuing the same heroes + game will actually try to find a closer fit when there's actually available people instead of matching 12 people with wildly different ranks.
Anonymous No.536534962 >>536535381
>>536534815
what was your career?
Anonymous No.536534967
>>536534852
okay but i'm not any of those and in fact have my mains prio with haze and seven in the back low prio so I don't get them
Anonymous No.536535181
>>536534195
My mom used to work as a model and my Dad is tall so I'm kind of conventionally hot but I doubt I'll ever marry because I'd rather be authentic to myself and just work, lift and play Deadlock.
Anonymous No.536535227 >>536535368 >>536535617 >>536548689
>>536522704
>win lane and be better than the other team
>lose bcs i didnt shoot enough of the NPCs
mobas are so gay
Anonymous No.536535291 >>536535447 >>536535528 >>536535640
>shit gun with only 10 bullets
>self damaging spirit
>close to none damage from abilities, for example talon or paradox can oneshot you for 1k hp, you'll be lucky doing somewhat close to 400hp dmg with Geist's first
>you can't make her more powerful without doing more damage to her
>slow as fuck both movements and shooting
>you can't imbue your ultimate
>uselles fucking damage from bombs that's getting healed right back (don't forget it damages you harder and you can't really spam that shit)
>tankbuster only works with her first


>the only build that works is full Hand
>yet no one's playing Hand-Geist


I fucking hate Her and I need to have sex with her.
Anonymous No.536535345
>>536531919
...or just buy Curse and win the game which does way more than this and can stop any faggot trying to do ANYTHING
Dynamo ult?
>Cursed
Seven ult?
>Cursed
Fed Haze/Infernus/Wraith?
>Cursed
Impossible to catch pocket/mina/lash?
>Cursed
Billy/Mo/Abrams destroying your team?
>Cursed
Vindicta/GT/Ivy being gay niggers?
>Believe it or not, cursed
Anonymous No.536535368
>>536535227
That means you weren't better than the other team then. Solely focusing on fights obviously makes winning fights easier lmao
Anonymous No.536535375 >>536535489
>>536534916
t. low elo shitter
btw I don't play dynamo/ivy/pocket
Anonymous No.536535381 >>536535617 >>536535857
>>536534962
IT, its fucking over mate
Anonymous No.536535447 >>536535671
>>536535291
everyone always compares damage to a talon arrow. talon arrow is the ONLY thing in his kit and UNRELIABLE to hit. he has basically nothing fucking else but arrows and abilitys to help him hit arrows
Anonymous No.536535489 >>536535656
>>536535375
why are you trying so hard to ragebait
Anonymous No.536535493 >>536537692
>>536534703
Are you taking the original model and just make her naked in Blender?
Do you have to animate them and do the rigs?
Anonymous No.536535508 >>536535694 >>536540123
are people that play this game old enough to know who this is?
Anonymous No.536535528 >>536536203
>>536535291
And again, post a match ID. I want to see this shit in action. I tried melee Geist years ago but I was playing in Phantom back then and going for melees on geist is just parry city
Anonymous No.536535559
>>536534916
as a pocket player I am begging anyone reading this to never buy vortex web
Anonymous No.536535569 >>536535626
>Mina and Drifter hot animalistic vampire breeding hate sex
Anonymous No.536535617 >>536535781
>>536535227
>Lose lane because enemy team picked cancer auto win faggot heroes
>Win game because I'm better than them and maximized farm, pushed lanes, outplayed them at every step and bought the correct items
Mobas are so based

>>536535381
IT monkey or actual computer engineer?
Anonymous No.536535626
>>536535569
>hate sex
it would be snuff porn
Anonymous No.536535640
>>536535291
i honestly cannot fucking understand how can you build heal Geist. you need to be full build to even notice the heal over the self damage.

and the bombs due to spirit shielding just blocking everything.
Anonymous No.536535656 >>536535883
>>536535489
stfu tourist nigger
Anonymous No.536535671 >>536552872
>>536535447
nice, let's ignore paradox, or dynamo's wave
Anonymous No.536535694
>>536535508
miguel sanchez, duh
Anonymous No.536535721
Anonymous No.536535781
>>536535617
monkey
Anonymous No.536535857 >>536540546
>>536535381
I got a wife and kids and a mortgage working as a programmer and I am fucking terrified of this happening to me. Like if this happen to me I'll probably end up ending myself.
Anonymous No.536535883
>>536535656
outrage over nothing is that way basedboy
>>/plebbit/
Anonymous No.536535974 >>536538231 >>536539343 >>536542332
Talon still has a stupid model but his voice lines go hard as fuck.
https://youtu.be/PlaG_xsT0Rg?feature=shared

He is so done with the world, he wants to burn it all down then die
Anonymous No.536535989 >>536547592
>>536534195
i actively hate my life and want to die and play games that infuriate me to try and work up the courage to finally eat a bullet
Anonymous No.536536004
>>536531919
Deadlock isn't about movement, it's statcheck: the game. Buy stats. And Curse, since that sets their attack stat to 0.
Anonymous No.536536095
the game keeps giving me the vampire slut while all I want is to open doors
Anonymous No.536536203 >>536536594 >>536536817
>>536535528
Idk man, somehow I do much better with melee Geist, I even had a winstreak.
I don't do a lot of damage in the end, more like average, but I have a good kd ratio, like 9-2-15 or so. It's so nice to bonk Haze from her ult with your hand.
Geist is so powerful full hand, stronger than Billy (health drain, or health swap, the goat has none of those)
Geist was always meant to be a Hand Hero, like Abrams or Shiv, but people are stupid I swear to God.
Anonymous No.536536392 >>536536565 >>536553058
Is Doorman the closest in terms of personality to the Spy in tf2?
I just want a suave hero that's also kinda full of himself.
Anonymous No.536536565
>>536536392
I just want a game that is not on the verge of being death. This update only brought 40k players back which will be gone in a few days.
Anonymous No.536536594 >>536537625
>>536536203
BTW
I think this is because only Lifestrike can outheal that self damaging stupid milf, nothing works quite as good as Lifestrike.
Anonymous No.536536817 >>536537391
>>536536203
Cam on, give us a match ID or a clip or something. What rank are you?
Anonymous No.536536878
Does anyone else have that bug where your gun and abilities deal next to no damage and can't kill people even in the most optimal conditions
I could really use a way to fix it right now
Anonymous No.536537082
why did they make mina so useless
Anonymous No.536537214 >>536538265
I had a bug happen where we were all stuck at the "face-off" start thing of the match and the game ended itself after like 3 minutes.
How the fuck does that even happen? I think one dude in the enemy team just failed to load.
Anonymous No.536537370 >>536537531 >>536538515
how do you undo ability unlocks/upgrades? Like if I just upgraded my 1 but I meant my 2 can I go back? I swear I've seen someone do this before
Anonymous No.536537391 >>536537901
>>536536817
Dude, I'm not posting my Steam here.
I used to be in Ritualist 6 when rankeds were separated from the regular games, as for now I have no idea, it never shows any ranks on the winning screen
Anonymous No.536537531
>>536537370
I accidentally do it all the time, I think you just click on the ability again and it takes the points back.
Anonymous No.536537545
>>536534195
The only major thing I'm missing in life is a stable relationship, but I've never felt any romantic emotion to anyone in my entire life and at this point it might be too late. Well that and Deadlock is the game which finally got me to consider getting an aim trainer and improve my shooting skills
Anonymous No.536537625
>>536536594
This picture is fucked. If geist swapped hp her ult wouldn't be ready. If she didn't swap yet then her hp bar shouldn't be full.

Terrible, awful, embarrassing.
Anonymous No.536537692
>>536535493
>Are you taking the original model and just make her naked in Blender?
Heavily depends, I've been at this for a while but nowadays I mostly do mods for Virt-A-Mate which is like honey select/koikatsu but ten times better, more advanced and with more freedom.
It's also VR so you can have your waifu in a 50 different pose/animation fuck-a-thon with whatever outfits you wanna use with her while also using their voice which reacts to the action, all in VR (but also usable without).


Mods for this means doing a full custom character setup so you're doing the whole nine yards; sculpting/modelling, rigging, physics, texturing, posing, etc.
At times it's just a port of someone's existing model but I rarely do that because they're often lower quality.
Sometimes I do a lot of adjustments and sculpting with fixed/improved textures to existing stuff.
Sometimes I do the model from "scratch", since I'm approximating a existing character I rip the model myself, I approximate a genesis model to it by warping it and sculpting/fixing all the details myself with custom textures and geometry, or smaller stuff like finishing incomplete geometry or make a rig for them and the hair, etc.
Normal base models usually don't have naked bodies under their clothes, you have to do that yourself through custom bodies, this means they also have incomplete textures, the existing clothes only have the front of a shirt or dress, etc.
If you're a gooner I'd heavily recommend virt-a-mate tho.
Anonymous No.536537901
>>536537391
Anonymous No.536537940 >>536538606
>>536531053
>im not certain anyone really cares bud. you might as well be done now. im sure the effort's appreciated though.
im a drawfag, what i do is post my art to relevant threads and i will continue to do so. im not doing this piece for anyone else though i am sharing it, its something ive wanted to draw for months.
>>536531315
thanks
>>536533467
thank you, i plan on drawing all the characters as lolis regardless of their original sex, because lolis make everything better.
Anonymous No.536537979
>>536533159
Improved burst did more damage, that's why it was a must buy. Tankbuster only scales with opponents health but it going through spirit resist does make it worth it
Anonymous No.536537994
>>536534195
Shut the fuck up faggot
Anonymous No.536538109 >>536561879
The black woman of Valve unoriginality.
These are TWO different characters.
Anonymous No.536538162
>>536534815
Stop consuming doomer content creators and you wouldn't believe such stupid nonsense
Anonymous No.536538231 >>536538960
>>536535974
Would you prefer the Talon redesign to be Geriatric old or Silver Fox Dilf type old?
Anonymous No.536538265
>>536537214
Happens when one person soft DCs, I've seen it happen when people don't get the new hero they wanted to play as since there's no penalty
Anonymous No.536538334 >>536594934
>>536534916
Rank??
Anonymous No.536538515
>>536537370
Click on the little bars that have 1/2/5 in them when you hold alt
Anonymous No.536538530 >>536538619 >>536538621
i thought the next hero would be released today
Anonymous No.536538606
>>536537940
do you have a site where you post your stuff
Anonymous No.536538619
>>536538530
Time moves slower when you're exited or having fun
Anonymous No.536538621 >>536538673
>>536538530
Nah Sunday is the lord's day
Anonymous No.536538645 >>536538771 >>536540657
>twice the number of souls
>not even top damage
>not even 2nd top damage
Mina's cute, but she's shit.
She's shit.
Anonymous No.536538673
>>536538621
the lord (victor) will rise again tomorrow
Anonymous No.536538771 >>536539719
>>536538645
She's insanely fucking broken early and her ult is retarded broken but then falls off a cliff because she dies to a breeze.
They need to adjust that curve.
Anonymous No.536538787
When's it getting nerfed? this shit is insane on nearly every m1 hero
Anonymous No.536538831 >>536538996 >>536539190
What is Frank's abilities? Anyone got a leaked list? I'm betting he's gonna be similar to Wraith King
Anonymous No.536538960
>>536538231
He should just look like an old John Redcorn. His face can remain the same
Anonymous No.536538996
>>536538831
self damaging attack ability that debuffs enemies
a toggle ability that either gives you damage resist or self damages you but deals damage to enemies around you
dont remember 3rd
4th is a revive that damages enemies when you come back
Anonymous No.536539190 >>536542661
>>536538831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0poFZl-R_c&t=66s
Anonymous No.536539269
>somebody opens their mic
>"I don't want to be that guy, but..."
Anonymous No.536539343 >>536539435 >>536539437
>>536535974
What's his wish for the Patron, to get his family back?
Anonymous No.536539435 >>536539690
>>536539343
no, to find whoever murdered his family and kill them in the most painful way imaginable
Anonymous No.536539437
>>536539343
His wish is for a bigger shlong
Anonymous No.536539538
>>536534852
>Pic
Just think of all the money Valve will make selling Ivy skins, those bastards better use some of it to improve the game.
Anonymous No.536539690
>>536539435
Based edgechad, once they fix his model so he no longer looks like Mama Coco I might check him out.
Anonymous No.536539719 >>536539850
>>536538771
they literally dont need to do anything
she's fine being fucking squishy faggot
Anonymous No.536539734 >>536539930 >>536540359
>Abram's Siphon Life
>420 AOE

>Geist's Life Drain
>220 dmg to one prson
Explain how is this balanced, I'll wait.
Anonymous No.536539850 >>536540657 >>536542297
>>536539719
>they literally dont need to do anything
Anonymous No.536539930
>>536539734
He's a big guy
Anonymous No.536540010
my steam wallet is ready for some spendin', bring it on. I know it's not priority right now.
Anonymous No.536540123
>>536535508
I may remember him from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious but deadly" and "Here comes the Metric system".
Anonymous No.536540241
>>536527019
Stop getting your hopes up anon
Game will die down again like a week after the new heroes are all out. The game is only going to pop off once we're officially in beta
Anonymous No.536540359
>>536539734
Her drain has a larger (break) range and I think it probably has better dps and scaling.
Anonymous No.536540546 >>536540910
>>536535857
I dont have any of that but if you have wife and kids you better be willing to doordash to keep them alive, dont be a fucking pussy
Anonymous No.536540657 >>536540780 >>536541216
>>536538645
>>536539850
she needs so many buffs
bigger mag size, less horrible damage falloff, some way to stay in the air maybe, some way to actually do any damage while her lovebite is on CD
Anonymous No.536540780 >>536540963
>>536540657
Any buffs would have to come with nerfs/adjustments to her early or she would be impossible to play against.
Anonymous No.536540871 >>536540906 >>536540937
When is the next hero getting in?
Anonymous No.536540906 >>536541073
>>536540871
less than 24 hours
Anonymous No.536540910
>>536540546
If I leave my wife she can get government gibs to support our child.
Anonymous No.536540937 >>536541073
>>536540871
23.5 hours
Anonymous No.536540963
>>536540780
that's completely fine, all of it can just be spirit scaling (mag size, damage falloff, maybe even cooldown on her ult or lovebite CD). give her a slow fall with her umbrella too.
Anonymous No.536541073 >>536541187
>>536540937
>>536540906
Why are you spoon-feeding a dumb faggot?
Anonymous No.536541187 >>536541294 >>536559167
>>536541073
I don't know, why are you replying to a dumb faggot?
Anonymous No.536541216 >>536541376
>>536540657
She shits out damage, what are you on about. Build for spirit and she's able to deal so much damage with basic m1 pokes or her ult becomes incredibly hard to deal with and her ult is crazy good in team fights.
Anonymous No.536541294
>>536541187
Because I want him to stop being a dumb faggot
Anonymous No.536541376
>>536541216
>she shits out damage
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.536541405 >>536541680 >>536541830 >>536562018
Should someone wait for you on the other side in the Doorman's ult?
Anonymous No.536541680
>>536541405
Nope
Anonymous No.536541692 >>536541991
do you get hit with penalties if you leave before the game begins
seriously considering doing this because it's pissing me off that i never get doorman or billy
some games one of them is missing and i don't fucking get it despite the fact i have both as highest prio
Anonymous No.536541830
>>536541405
maybe some easter egg in the future like an upcoming hero
Anonymous No.536541991
>>536541692
You get banned from matchmaking. If you get reported too many times, you lose access to the playtest.
Anonymous No.536542121
>>536532049
>>536530613
autoparries aren't real you're just a shitter
Anonymous No.536542297
>>536539850
there's plenty below her
why aren't you crying for buffs for them?
because you're a giant fucking faggot
Anonymous No.536542332
>>536535974
>Y-yes...
Kelvin is such a fucking cuck
Anonymous No.536542490 >>536542630 >>536542640 >>536559672
Why are shitters who go 2-10 commending me after losing me my game
The absolute audacity to play like shit then commend. It's almost like you're inferring that you want me to commend you too.
I spit on these shitters
Anonymous No.536542618
Is there any hero that would do well with buying all 3 stamina items?
Anonymous No.536542630
>>536542490
>tfw not even trying
>barely farming
>getting my ass handed to me
>get carried into oblivion by randoms
Thanks for the easy win bwo
Anonymous No.536542640 >>536544635
>>536542490
i usually commend people that do a good job. keep up the good work!
Anonymous No.536542661
>>536539190
need skyrunner
Anonymous No.536542819 >>536545602 >>536545876 >>536546631 >>536548489 >>536564943
If Paige's design was like 20% more coomery she wouldve won first day by a mile.
Anonymous No.536543081
Eat your peas
Anonymous No.536543374
haze made me like a glowie...
Anonymous No.536543423
is there still lane based matchmaking?
Anonymous No.536543665 >>536544068 >>536559672
Should Spirit Burn trigger its full CD or a reduced CD when used vs NPCs?
Anonymous No.536544068
>>536543665
huh somebody did this yesterday against me. I guess that's what it was.
it should have a cd on the same unit, without putting the item itself on cd.
Anonymous No.536544315 >>536548693 >>536549818
This team took so much wrangling that building like a tank is a great way to be a spearhead. With tank Geist you can just ignore damage and get so much value out of a swap, it can be really brainless, just ignoring this yamato and Dynamo to focus the Mina

Pretty sure at low health my spirit resist hits 80%
Anonymous No.536544342
>>536526624
he probably reloads by popping it back in
Anonymous No.536544413
>build 200+ stacks on nox nostra
>still does next to nothing at all
press 4 to get focus fired and instantly die.
Anonymous No.536544635
>>536542640
You should be groveling in fear after doing 2-10 in my fucking lobby
Anonymous No.536545010 >>536559672
Trying this public assassin Abrams build. It's pretty good but takes a while to get active, I always find myself with mediocre spm early-mid game and I'm fine later on. Wondering what else I can do to optimize this build. Abrams mains wya
Anonymous No.536545085 >>536545273 >>536546662
Why is everyone here such fags
Anonymous No.536545273
>>536545085
What did he mean by this
Anonymous No.536545602 >>536546631
>>536542819
>Shorten the skirt a bit
>Thicken her thighs and tits a little
Shrimple as that.
Anonymous No.536545876 >>536546657 >>536547958
Who do you recommend to watch to get better at the game?
No trannies please, I can't stand their voices. I don't care if they're OTPs.

>>536542819
What do you mean? The only thing that could make it more coomer would be some cleavage or exposed shoulders.
Anonymous No.536546631
>>536545602
>>536542819
Why are coomers so fucking cringe?
Anonymous No.536546634
Is mirage's TP busted or just me? Half the time I click on someone it doesn't TP me. Killing all usefulness he has as a character desu might as well just play holliday
Anonymous No.536546645 >>536546993
>talon is feeding 12 (24dmg)
>goat 14 (22dmg)
>ginnis 9 (25)
>haze 8 (13k dmg in 30m)
>infernus 7 (17k dmg)
>geist 5 (me, 24 dmg)

How am I supposed to win something like this lads?
Anonymous No.536546657 >>536547958
>>536545876
Deadlock doesn't have anyone good enough to watch to learn how to play from them. Just spam games and you'll get better naturally
Anonymous No.536546662
>>536545085
wrong neighborhood pal. bend over.
Anonymous No.536546993 >>536547224 >>536547409
>>536546645
build a meme item and clown on someone, it's a little victory but those add up.
Anonymous No.536547113 >>536547960 >>536548241 >>536548248
Can someone please explain where the fuck this retarded ass nonbinary pocket thing came from? i don't read lore, is this a reddit thing?
Anonymous No.536547170
If a T2 doesn't upgrade into something it's almost immediately shit
Anonymous No.536547224 >>536547487
>>536546993
What does it mean? What meme item?
Anonymous No.536547362 >>536548138
What will the beta participation reward be?
Anonymous No.536547409
>>536546993
stupidly hilarious reply
Anonymous No.536547487 >>536547648 >>536548534
>>536547224
dagon 5.
Anonymous No.536547592
>>536535989
This guy right here represents half the playerbase!
Anonymous No.536547648
>>536547487
don't confuse the marvel tourist anon
Anonymous No.536547756 >>536547998 >>536548051 >>536548054
When public builds recommend a ton of early/lane items, should I buy all of them or skip straight into mid game if I'm stomping lane? I'm still super disoriented and overwhelmed when it comes to items since I'm not even sure on what every character can do and which items counter what.
Anonymous No.536547834
Can't wait to try my cheat death + refresher + rejuv Victor build
Anonymous No.536547958
Retarded advice >>536546657
>>536545876
Just watch matches in-game they exist for that purpose
Anonymous No.536547960 >>536548248 >>536548331
>>536547113
bio and voicelines specifically avoid mentioning pronouns, as a result of him disowning his old identity and going into hiding presumed dead
further back, it's because he's a reference to puck from dota 2, who's species has no gender but is voiced by a girl
Anonymous No.536547998
>>536547756
You should inspect all items pre-game to see what they do. Some are components or parts. Always buy those early.
Anonymous No.536548051
>>536547756
If you're feeling good you can skip them. Most tier 1 items are either useless or build into something better later in the build.
Anonymous No.536548054
>>536547756
I've been trying to limit my 800 soul items to 1 per color. not sure if it's any good or not.
Anonymous No.536548138 >>536548271 >>536551695 >>536551945
>>536547362
Nothing. I don't have my snowglobe anymore
Anonymous No.536548241 >>536548718
>>536547113
Pocket is 2 beings. The sentient jacket he wears and Erin Fairfax.
Anonymous No.536548248 >>536548718
>>536547113
>>536547960
His dead name is Arin.
Anonymous No.536548271 >>536551695
>>536548138
Mine disappeared too, wtf is up with that.
Anonymous No.536548313
Why the fuck am I the only one getting decay/curse when I'm a FUCKING DPS
Anonymous No.536548331 >>536548529
>>536547960
Wait, but he looks like a guy and sounds like a guy, even you typed "he" in your reply. So basically it's a dude, he's just hiding his identity, am i getting that right?
Anonymous No.536548489
>>536542819
20% bigger breasts
20% thicker thighs
Skindentation from the socks

Instantly perfect design
Anonymous No.536548529 >>536548718 >>536549909 >>536550041
>>536548331
basically
it's stated that he's the heir to fairfax industries and was in an arranged marriage to mina
he's not a tranny, and he's definitely not pretending to be a girl, just has daddy issues, the game is set in the 40s.
Anonymous No.536548534
>>536547487
>dagon 5.
Ah, dota tards can't aim and believe in roles like carry and shit, they're the most retarded players out there, I'd rather have a random teammate from marvel rivals than some dotard
Anonymous No.536548580
We need a Weaver-like hero based on movement and jukes
Anonymous No.536548689
>>536535227
If you just want to fight then steal the enemy side's farm. They will be forced to fight you and you get more kills.
Anonymous No.536548693
>>536544315
whats the full build goal?
Anonymous No.536548718 >>536548816 >>536549354 >>536551226
>>536548241
>>536548248
>>536548529

wait so is it 2 people/things or is it pronoun bullshit? or is it both? i'm too retarded for this shit man
Anonymous No.536548757 >>536559836
Cheat Death or Focus Lens for Abrams?
Anonymous No.536548816
>>536548718
Anonymous No.536548836
How do I counter Billy? my teammates keep feeding him into oblivion and if I don't kill him literally no one else will
Anonymous No.536549354
>>536548718
it's both but you don't need to care about it since he's born male and male presenting
Anonymous No.536549541
Why are top tier players building seven as a tank?
Anonymous No.536549818
>>536544315
>bullet vest, bullet armor, point blank, and berserker
That poor Billy
Anonymous No.536549909
>>536548529
>the game is set in the 40s
niggas really are still pretending like this matters at all when we got billy the punk anarchist rockerboy like 2 days ago. c'mon son.
Anonymous No.536550041
>>536548529
this setting has people accepting the existence of benevolent demons and gargoyles, I think people have larger problems than "some nigga goes by they instead of he"

they can go back to hating gays when the demons are oppressed, like how nobody cares about the irish anymore in real life
Anonymous No.536550232 >>536550454 >>536550463 >>536550956 >>536556808 >>536559836
How am I supposed to land headshots when each character can shift their head position with 3 abilities, crouch slide and 3 dashes?
Anonymous No.536550454
>>536550232
Slowing hex.
Anonymous No.536550463
>>536550232
headshot booster is a crutch, gunbuilds are a crutch, learn your abilities
Anonymous No.536550956
>>536550232
Imagine if this game had lean-spam too.
Anonymous No.536551075
>win a 4v1
>Go 12/2
>Carry the living shit out of my team
>still lose

Can you guys pls suck a tiny bit less
Anonymous No.536551165
Abilities that are targeted or such big AoE that they are free to land are waaaaaaaay to strong. Hence why Seven is always the best WR and now Billy too
Anonymous No.536551226
>>536548718
it's twitter troons trying to make something out of nothing, unironically do not worry about it
pocket is a man
Anonymous No.536551231 >>536551762
>Everyone on my team except me has a negative k/d
Literally nothing I could do. Pocket was 1/11. HOW DO YOU DIE THAT MUCH AS POCKET
Anonymous No.536551695
>>536548138
>>536548271
good because I was mad about that being the only major patch I didn't play, so missing that would've triggered me for eternity.
Anonymous No.536551762
>>536551231
By actually taking fights instead of hitting and dipping like intended I guess, I see tons of dumbasses do it
Anonymous No.536551945 >>536552571
>>536548138
They will definitely pull an ascendant stone and give us betabros something, right?
Anonymous No.536552337
pro tip for base defense as doorman: a door combo into the side tunnels literally just traps them in there
Anonymous No.536552415 >>536552712 >>536552735
What the actual fuck has happened to the matchmaking? Before update people had game sense, now I'm getting a Seven in my lane who goes 0 / 5 in the first 5 minutes of the game. Haze players who sit in jungle during fights. It's like 2 people on my team are competent, 1 is playing Doorman and being useless and the other players are beginners.
Anonymous No.536552571
>>536551945
Considering this is Valve you'd think they'd give you a super exclusive tradeable cosmetic that will be worth like 2000 usd in like 15 years or something.
Anonymous No.536552712
>>536552415
people are coming back after not playing for months and everything is different
Anonymous No.536552735
>>536552415
>game quadruples its playerbase numbers
>brand new people and those coming back being hit with game mechanic whiplash
yeah what's going on, it doesn't make sense
Anonymous No.536552872
>>536535671
again, both hard to hit and limited in use
>WAAAAGGHH? STOMP HARD TO HIT?!!?!?!
jump over it retard
Anonymous No.536553058
>>536536392
No it's obviously Geist
Anonymous No.536553102
My apologies to the anon from a few threads ago. I have been rushing slowing hex against every mina and dumpstering them.
tho they were all quite bad and it probably won't work as well on good players
Anonymous No.536553123 >>536553335 >>536553420 >>536553513 >>536553961 >>536554119
I'm new to this game within the last week. I really like it and it's honestly might become a all timer in my books. I honestly find hitting people with my basic gun fire incredibly difficult though. Worried I will be a forever shitter.
Anonymous No.536553335
>>536553123
They are making paige for people who can't aim.
Anonymous No.536553420
>>536553123
remember to lead your shots, and anticipate movement and most importantly tight pants = tight groupings
Anonymous No.536553513 >>536554008
>>536553123
If you can't hit shots just play bot games you're fucking it up for everyone else
Anonymous No.536553719
>defending both yellow and green walker because my team is full brawl brained
>actually get a walker because of the constant brawling
>doorman dies one too many times and says "you're doing nothing, I'm going AFK"
>proceeds to grief the rest of the match making it unwinnable
Why do people behave like this?
Anonymous No.536553723 >>536553882 >>536557550 >>536567032
Remember the past.. don't forget it
Anonymous No.536553882 >>536554121
>>536553723
>Shallow god
back when his webms had soul
Anonymous No.536553961
>>536553123
I'm a new player too but I got like 15 hours now.

1. The game is very spastic, mobility out the wazoo everywhere, also enemies pulling you around, varying head hitboxes, a trillion corners and nooks everywhere makes it very hard to aim compared to FPS games.
2. Coupled with low damage guns the gunplay feels kinda unsatisfying.
Anonymous No.536553975
>played some hard bot matches to break off the rust
>queue up
>get infernus
>have no idea what I'm doing
>win twice in a row
thanks for the carry bros
Anonymous No.536554008
>>536553513
What a laughable suggestion.
Anonymous No.536554070 >>536554478
Ohmygod nigga theres so mang gay fics for deadlock on AO3
Anonymous No.536554119
>>536553123
>I honestly find hitting people with my basic gun fire incredibly difficult though
Bullet velocity is pretty slow + differs from character to character.
If you're not confident in your aim, play character who don't rely too much on it, like calico, billy, lash, etc
Anonymous No.536554121 >>536554564 >>536555601 >>536567032
>>536553882
sovl...
Anonymous No.536554241 >>536554389
Hey is there a official site with lore on the characters?
Anonymous No.536554389
>>536554241
The wiki has about everything
Anonymous No.536554478
>>536554070
guys what the fuck there's sand at the beach
Anonymous No.536554564 >>536554963 >>536555142
>>536554121
What does Astral Walk do?
Anonymous No.536554828
the jump pad in the hideout needs to be moved
so it's easier to perma-slide with a door at both ends of the big stairs
Anonymous No.536554963
>>536554564
It's GT owl except you send yourself and damage increases with time spent in it
Anonymous No.536555142
>>536554564
It was Wrecker's old ult, it basically made him leave his body and his soul could fly around the map and the longer he was out the more damage he would deal when he touched anything.
It became ridiculous because it scaled with spirit and duration items, so people would just buy those, ult on the base, spend 90 second building up damage and instantly allahu ackbar anyone with 0 counterplay.
Anonymous No.536555601
>>536554121
while it's nice to have all these polished releases I do kinda miss the jankiness of herolabs shit.
Anonymous No.536555883 >>536568752
>>536534656
russian/chinese dota brain. icefrog has been leaning more towards a brawly match tempo for a looong time but those sorts never adapted. and they'll probably flame their team when they sucked up all the farm.
Anonymous No.536556460 >>536556657 >>536556716 >>536558595
Still amazed that we got six new heroes, a bunch of advertising, a whole new map and all we got back we're 30k players.

Anyone wanna bet money that it's back down to 10k/7k in two weeks?
Anonymous No.536556657 >>536556721
>>536556460
the game is fundamentally too difficult and demanding for it to ever be as popular as CS or dota
>30-40 minutes of movement shooter + moba with little to no downtime
that being said a lot of people wont come back to it until its properly open beta again i imagine
Anonymous No.536556716
>>536556460
Was really hoping this was enough to save the game but, yeah, it's over.
Anonymous No.536556721 >>536556906
>>536556657
it's more accessible than dota thobeit
Anonymous No.536556785 >>536556948 >>536557114
Where's the Metamorphosis bug hero?
Where's the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde transforming hero?
Yoshi is letting greatness slip under his nose for bullshit like Paige.
Anonymous No.536556808
>>536550232
Play warden lol
Anonymous No.536556815
The game isnt even out yet retards
Anonymous No.536556906 >>536556975
>>536556721
at it's absolute simplest, yes, it's easier to hop into a third person shooter than a top down action game, especially for zoomers who never grew up playing RTS games
but ultimately you are asking for something similar to overwatch except you are adding on macro/itemization as well and the games are 3-4x as long
Anonymous No.536556948
>>536556785
We need Paige to secure the female and ''female'' playerbase lil bro
Anonymous No.536556975 >>536557615
>>536556906
which is still a lot easier than dota yea
Anonymous No.536557114
>>536556785
I don't want to have sex with a cockroach. I don't want to have sex with neither Dr Jekyll nor Mr Hyde
I do want to have sex with Paige
Anonymous No.536557550
>>536553723
since you posted this with "remember the past" I expected shiv to not only survive but kill those two as well
Anonymous No.536557612 >>536558765
the movement in this game makes me anxious, I want to fly across the lanes at mach 5 but I can barely combo a dash jump consistently
it's really frustrating
Anonymous No.536557615 >>536558306
>>536556975
fucking how
>deadlock requires you to consider all of the stuff you do in dota in a teamfight (positioning, itemization, cooldowns, etc.)
>except now it's 3D and you have to aim and move on three dimensions, you can actually do literally no damage by missing your shots whereas a lot of stuff in dota is point and click
>movement in deadlock is way more demanding
Anonymous No.536557836 >>536558342
Is there some sort of strategical advantage to returning to base on full health after doing any objective or am I playing with fellow Leaguefags that want to recall after doing literally anything?
Anonymous No.536558298
>Viscous
>Shiv
Who's a good third to complete my noob trio?
Anonymous No.536558306
>>536557615
>fucking how
Dota has more characters and more items
Anonymous No.536558342
>>536557836
they're leaving all the farm for you they're retarded. i personally think they just want to spend a minute glazing over the item shop.
Anonymous No.536558595
>>536556460
No reason to take a losing bet
Anonymous No.536558765
>>536557612
They nerfed stamina/movement at least 3 times since I started playing last May. I hate that they want the game to be a walkfest and remove melee tech in a game with several wall jumps and cool maneuvers
Retarded devs
Anonymous No.536558937 >>536559221
I buy that +35% bullet velocity every game so my gun can feel good
Anonymous No.536558938 >>536559239 >>536560069
if i get another echo shard bebop im going to kill myself
he does so fucking little
Anonymous No.536558985
Like every third game I have a leaver why are these games affecting my rank. I'm literally stuck seeker 6 right now.
Anonymous No.536559069 >>536559290 >>536560751 >>536560759
I'm sad that they plan on changing Viscous's model, I like it as is. If they do change it the current one should be a skin.
Anonymous No.536559167
>>536541187
Funny pic you got there
Anonymous No.536559186 >>536561220 >>536566468
>>536509504 (OP)
Didn't someone post on /v/ this morning or last night that the code refers to characters as male or female?
Anonymous No.536559187 >>536566031
What are the easiest heroes to pick for someone who hasn't played in a long while, like months?
Anonymous No.536559221 >>536559764
>>536558937
just aim?
Anonymous No.536559239
>>536558938
>cries for bebop nerfs
>cries when nerfed bebop is on his team
You get what you deserve
Anonymous No.536559290 >>536560759
>>536559069
I hope its the same general body shape as the current one, i hate all the fatass ones
but a new model would still be nice
Anonymous No.536559672
>>536542490
Thanks for the carry good boy, heres your tip
>>536543665
Enough optimizing fun out of the game
>>536545010
Weighted bullets and fury arent worth it really, get Berserker instead. I'd say spirit siphon and swift striker are a must on gunbrams too, getting anything which digs into your already fucked up speed and stamina is a big no in my experience.
Anonymous No.536559764
>>536559221
It's almost free. It gives you effective range too since the shots are faster.
Anonymous No.536559836
>>536548757
Neither are you stupid
>>536550232
Git gud
Anonymous No.536560049
>entire team is dead except me (Ivy)
>entire enemy team is dead except viscous
>long respawn timers
>we're dueling
>want to retreat
>don't want to disappoint everyone watching by wimping out so i don't
>we duel for like a solid minute
>i manage to win
it's weird how after 1400 hours that's the only time I've been in such a position. Felt good though.
Anonymous No.536560069
>>536558938
>dynamo stompbot
>ivy kudzu spam
>bebop bomb build
>seven large ball
>gay talon charged shot spam
most gay thing to face yet so laughably ass of a build
Anonymous No.536560124 >>536560335
A viscous on my team built split shot, express shot, lucky shot, crushing fists, healing tempo and merc..

wtf is he up to??
Anonymous No.536560187
They need to update Sinclair. He's just too weak. The trickshots are nice, but not when bolt pathing and spectral assistant aim are broken this patch.
Anonymous No.536560210
>>536510317
Anonymous No.536560312
>>536510317
doesn't play anything else except deadlock.
Anonymous No.536560335 >>536560909 >>536564943
>>536560124
Don't worry about it, just focus on yourself.
Anonymous No.536560643
Queue times are still outrageous jfc.
Anonymous No.536560751
>>536559069
They're probably honestly going with the dive suit thing so he should stay kind of the same. If they were sticking with that tourist model he would have been updated along Ivy and Haze and Geist and Vind.
Anonymous No.536560759
>>536559069
>>536559290
Based on the new UI image for him I assume he's basically just getting the Dynamo treatment. I'm gonna miss the deep sea diver aesthetic though
Anonymous No.536560909 >>536561867
>>536560335
Would spirit viscous not always be better? Build Q as a nuke or just in general high spirit damage for ult.
Anonymous No.536561003
>>536516692
theyll nerf doorman but leave seven as the best character in the game
Anonymous No.536561124
Turbo mode will save this game
Anonymous No.536561220 >>536561431 >>536566468
>>536559186
Someone answer me?
Anonymous No.536561328
>another game where some russian blames me for losing the game
>I have more player and obj damage than them
>two other players with 8k and 16k damage, vyper and mina

bro I don't even mind being blamed that much, but it drives me up the wall when the game reveals and it shows they're fucking stupid
Anonymous No.536561390 >>536561832 >>536562394 >>536563089
were gonna win
Anonymous No.536561431
>>536561220
yeah they did. Why, do you worry it was a dream or something? I dont think they ever answered your pocket question
Anonymous No.536561832 >>536562208 >>536563089
>>536561390
Not if I have anything to say about it (I don't)
Anonymous No.536561867
>>536560909
They nerfed his spirit ratios hard, not worth anymore.
Anonymous No.536561879 >>536562169 >>536562472 >>536564943 >>536566746
>>536538109
I want to fuck Haze
Anonymous No.536561976
>>536514810
doorman singlehandedly brought him back
Anonymous No.536562018
>>536541405
If Doorman ult someone and Sinclair ults another, they can 1v1 in the Doorman dimension
Anonymous No.536562169 >>536562457
>>536561879
I WISH Plapadox looked like that.
Anonymous No.536562208 >>536565506
>>536561832
>not even enough to cancel me out
pathetic
Anonymous No.536562394
>>536561390
based
Anonymous No.536562446
>3 second silence
>3 second disarm
Bruh
Anonymous No.536562457 >>536575291
>>536562169
she does, have you seen those thighs
Anonymous No.536562472 >>536603724
>>536561879
Gheist is obviously the only attractive one here everyone else is an abomination
Anonymous No.536562874 >>536565343
The black women of Valve sexuality
Anonymous No.536562974
New player reporting in: Just threw a bunch of niggas into my own walker as Lash. Very cool.
Anonymous No.536563089
>>536561390
>>536561832
I don't mind either of them really
Anonymous No.536563232
>>536534195
i killed my mom.
Anonymous No.536563795 >>536563957 >>536564747 >>536565294
There's something super frustrating about this game, Idk what it is. Probably the amount of crowd control and map with a thousand corners to escape into
Anonymous No.536563957
>>536563795
i personally take great joy in seeing people get disabled for 6+ seconds
Anonymous No.536564747 >>536597081
>>536563795
minute long respawns are dumb
Anonymous No.536564832 >>536565072 >>536566702
How am I supposed to use Wraith's teleport? I legit forget I even have it because I can't find any real use for it.
Anonymous No.536564943 >>536565075
>>536542819
She kinda looks like a rabbit

She needs rabbit ears
And a big carrot (my dick)

>>536561879
>>536560335
Impregnating each and every single one of those
But plapplapdox twice

Someone post the paradox gooner model
Anonymous No.536565072
>>536564832
jump on people to ult them before they can react. it's also a fine escape but it's a little finicky with corners.
Anonymous No.536565075 >>536565343
>>536564943
Anonymous No.536565294
>>536563795
There could be fewer nooks to hide. I think shit like this extends the game time with nonsensical chasing.
Anonymous No.536565343
>>536562874
Wish haze looked like this

>>536565075
>Turned her into a bronze statue of sexo
Good.
Anonymous No.536565495 >>536565585
i don't get holliday's kit
is crackshot just bait?
Anonymous No.536565506
>>536562208
Read the full image. Where do you think those 11 votes are going
Anonymous No.536565585
>>536565495
Just proc it once to get the damage burst and go back to spamming barrels
Anonymous No.536565785 >>536565852 >>536565937 >>536565945 >>536565971 >>536566061 >>536566190
Who am I voting for?
Anonymous No.536565852 >>536565945
>>536565785
Bookslut.
Anonymous No.536565937
>>536565785
(Not) Velma.
Anonymous No.536565945
>>536565785
disregard the gooner >>536565852
vote for drifter
Anonymous No.536565971
>>536565785
Paizuriwhore
Anonymous No.536566031
>>536559187
Whichever one you played the most. Other than that, just play heroes you have fun with. fuck around with sandbox and bot matches
Anonymous No.536566061
>>536565785
Drifter will win with or without your help might as well be on the winning team
Anonymous No.536566190
>>536565785
Victor
Anonymous No.536566224
Valve never implemented a voting system, it's only there to give players an impression of choice
That said Victor is coming up next baybee
Anonymous No.536566378
Would anyone like to play some on NA East?
I've got a good doorman and a great dynamo.
Anonymous No.536566468
>>536559186
>>536561220
Are you fucking 12, lurk more retard
Anonymous No.536566489 >>536566894 >>536568101 >>536571719
God I love Geist's gun
Anonymous No.536566519
Love how this game is full of nothing but retarded chaser characters who will over extend way too far to kill you. And you're never allowed to fight back against them, because they can teleport 2-3 team mates from the other side of the map.
Anonymous No.536566524
How come the mmr system can't detect that I obviously shouldn't be at this low ass rank anymore from the rank decay? I lose like 1 game for every 19 that I win and still only go up from like ritualist 1 to ritualist 3.
Anonymous No.536566702
>>536564832
What an insane post
Anonymous No.536566746 >>536566969 >>536567023 >>536567187
>>536561879
Is Paradox supposed to be non human too?
Anonymous No.536566831
Zero players on either side got to play Doorman. Why does Valve not want us playing their new characters?
Anonymous No.536566894
>>536566489
Imagine you're getting your ass beat and you lock yourself IN with your asskicker
Anonymous No.536566935
>mina's zettai ryoiki
someone at valve is beyond based
Anonymous No.536566969 >>536584320
>>536566746
Paradox is a normal human. She's just wearing bodysuit and a weird helmet
Anonymous No.536567023 >>536584320
>>536566746
She just wears a lavalamp
Its like the suit for hear stealthy sex operations
Anonymous No.536567032 >>536567219
>>536553723
>>536554121
stop posting this fucking garbage no one gives a shit about this low tier garbage
Anonymous No.536567101 >>536567239 >>536567439 >>536568191
you now remember /dlg/ inhouses
Anonymous No.536567187 >>536584320
>>536566746
I think what Valve was going for was that she and the rest of the paradox bandits are from a future so far ahead that humans aren't recognizable as humans are now. Like a difference of Neanderthal to Sapiens.
Anonymous No.536567219 >>536567282
>>536567032
Anonymous No.536567239
>>536567101
They were fun, I had fun.
Anonymous No.536567282 >>536567418
>>536567219
fuck you for making me laugh
you win today anon
Anonymous No.536567294
Paizuri with Paige
Handjob in thin gloves from Haze
(Rough) Anal with Geist
Thighjob from Paradox
Footjob from Vindicta
Missionary, only vaginal with Wraith
Holding hands with Holliday
Sloppy blowjob from Calico
All of the above with Mina the Vampirebrat


Ivy gets to watch in the corner.
Anonymous No.536567418 >>536567730
>>536567282
You're a faggot though, die.
Anonymous No.536567439
>>536567101
I will revive them soon(ish)

I was playing too much dogshitslop in form of maple story and poe.

T. The stream caster dude
Anonymous No.536567575 >>536568994
>Be billy
>Lane getting pushed
>Team is nearby
>initiate
>Been in combat for 10 seconds
>everyone just sits back at falloff distance of their guns and shoots
>die

Every fucking time
Anonymous No.536567730
>>536567418
fuck you
Anonymous No.536568101 >>536568961 >>536582626
>>536566489
How does he do NO damage?
Anonymous No.536568191
>>536567101
wasn’t the best, people would play their main and sweat, and I’m just pisslow player
Anonymous No.536568752 >>536569070
>>536555883
It works on pubs because usually most of them can't deal with a fat carry, problem is, those retards always play carry and expect whole team babysit them for 50 minutes. Not really good experience even on peak rat doto.

Deadlock have opposite problem where retards try brool for whole game like some kind of hero shooter.
Anonymous No.536568794
I don't like playing against Seven
Anonymous No.536568961 >>536569479 >>536569862 >>536571719
>>536568101
He was doing spirit and green kelvin. But late game I have so much spirit resist it just wouldn't matter. Buying both of the early armours is such a good investment
Anonymous No.536568994
>>536567575
thankfully it didnt matter
Anonymous No.536569070
>>536568752
I love brooling
Anonymous No.536569197 >>536569478 >>536569589
There's so many items I'm not sure what to build.
Anonymous No.536569240
>10 minute queues at emissary
>matches are completely one sided
I guess I'll try again in the next major update...
Anonymous No.536569478 >>536569642
>>536569197
the first tab of your shop is for build guides
Anonymous No.536569479
>>536568961
>260 damage with one bullet
Maybe Geist being able to give herself berserk stacks was a bad idea
Anonymous No.536569589 >>536569642
>>536569197
literally public guides for every character man come on
Anonymous No.536569628 >>536569814 >>536570523
Anonymous No.536569642 >>536569715 >>536569962
>>536569478
>>536569589
I'm not reading that slop it has zero documentation and doesn't actually give information outside of "Just build this"

That's for retards that blindly follow
Anonymous No.536569660
always buy radiant regen on M&K
Anonymous No.536569715
>>536569642
This. Just play and see what your teammates and enemies do that works and you'll pick it up.
Anonymous No.536569769 >>536570173
Need some vyper advice. Been focusing her as a main and I am getting there. Her slide tech and executes are solid and her ult is good for locking down enemies. I just can't quite get a read on her shank. It feels like it just doesn't quite do enough unless you are laning. Any advice for what I should be using it for?
Anonymous No.536569814
>>536569628
We must secure the existence of the Baroness hotel.
Anonymous No.536569862
>>536568961
Lmao at that poor vindicta
Anonymous No.536569962
>>536569642
the corner of the build guides tab has community guides which often have annotations for each item explaining when you would purchase them and what they do for your hero
Anonymous No.536570042
I'll never EVER gonna get to play the new heroes. It's extra fucked because there has been games without a single Billy, so the game is skipping him at times because of Valve's retarded hero classification system.
Anonymous No.536570173
>>536569769
Do you quicksilver reload her 1?
Anonymous No.536570225 >>536570341
all of my friends are saying
>hmmm man that game does look cool
>yeah maybe i should play...
>uh i don't really want to get into a whole M O B A tho....
>but ivy is so cute... idk...
>man theres so many items.... so many to learn...
Anonymous No.536570341
>>536570225
>>but ivy is so cute... idk...
Yea they're lost tell them stick to whatever furryfag game theyre from
Anonymous No.536570523
>>536569628
Icetoad removed fountain hook but still live in spirit.
Anonymous No.536571152 >>536571810 >>536572079
I have to brool. I have to. The movement makes constant brooling in this game too much fucking fun.
Anonymous No.536571719
>>536566489
>>536568961
Unironically how could the Kelvin have won this 1v1?
Anonymous No.536571764 >>536572550
>>536513097
I love it when she talks shit to McGinnis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R_KE7y17vQ
Anonymous No.536571810 >>536572079
>>536571152
>The movement makes constant brooling in this game too much fucking fun
i sometimes feel a little envious when i'm farming in the midgame to actually win the match and i see two retards in a side lane slugging it out over basically nothing
Anonymous No.536572079
>>536571810
>>536571152
Thye need to add like a 3v3v3 brool mode
Anonymous No.536572501
>missing vindicta ult on someone stunned
Anonymous No.536572550 >>536576487
>>536571764
>Geist's plan: "Collect souls. Power gauntlet. Summon patron. Live forever."
She's so subtly out of her mind, it's great. I honestly wonder if Geist would basically become like Drifter after enough time

I heard an interaction in game today where Talon says that the Baxter society might be coming for her. She says "Oath Keeper isn't a monster, he's a spectre under lock and key" and Talon informs her that SHE'S the one they'd hunt, not Oath Keeper. People are beginning to learn how much of a monster Geist truly is
Anonymous No.536572740 >>536572850 >>536572992 >>536573016 >>536574513 >>536574654 >>536574862
>https://litter.catbox.moe/1aknn0vzruze2po3.mp3
>drifter's ult sfx

What the FUCK does this nigga do?
Anonymous No.536572850 >>536572992 >>536573162 >>536573208 >>536573945 >>536574257 >>536575240
>>536572740
He's a monster.
Anonymous No.536572992
>>536572850
>>536572740
brehs... if valve get it right with the execution this lad could almost match doorman
Anonymous No.536573016
>>536572740
https://youtu.be/5h60BfMEu6w
Anonymous No.536573162
>>536572850
how can other men compete
Anonymous No.536573208
>>536572850
I hear a hunter
Anonymous No.536573309 >>536573762
>Won my first game against real people as Viscous
Hell yeah, Gun Viscous is fun as shit.
Anonymous No.536573762
>>536573309
congrats brah. Welcome to Deadlock
Anonymous No.536573945
>>536572850
Lycan ult?
Anonymous No.536574178
I have a feeling Drifter is gonna be an overpowered easy mode hero like prenerf shiv where you can carry games just by button mashing.
Anonymous No.536574184
>seven is incredibly strong to the point of being a little broken
>come back after nearly a year
>they buffed him
Anonymous No.536574227 >>536574790
only in pisslow you can get a 34/7 Abrams that still loses the game
Anonymous No.536574257 >>536574569
>>536572850
what's his gun, bros
that's always my favorite part about deadlock heroes
Anonymous No.536574431
>having a game
Anonymous No.536574513
>>536572740
darkness/nighttime ala nightstalker based on voicelines
maybe blindness or fog of war and a buff to him?
Anonymous No.536574569
>>536574257
No guns.

Apparently it's a "melee".
Basically primary fire he sends out slash waves. Alt are less effective swipes but don't need ammo.
Anonymous No.536574654
>>536572740
Anonymous No.536574790 >>536577812
>>536574227
>51 minutes
Man I do not miss pisslow
Anonymous No.536574862 >>536574973
>>536572740
no shot this is our nightstalker 'turn the map dark' hero right?
Anonymous No.536574875 >>536574923 >>536575185
2 guys in my team just spent the whole game calling each other jackasses because of some retarded reason (one was farming while the other died in a different place). We were winning the game but they just started going at it the entire match, our team obviously got distracted (with these 2 now just dying over and over while going at their tard match) and we lost. Deadlock.
Anonymous No.536574923 >>536577769
>>536574875
Russians?
Anonymous No.536574973
>>536574862
looks like it
Anonymous No.536575028
Untouchable support Doorman build is so fucking gnarly
Does anyone want to play any
Anonymous No.536575162
>Guardians and Walkers capable of walking

What are the implications of this? What future mechanic or game mode can be imagined?
Anonymous No.536575185 >>536577769
>>536574875
I get this every other game. Last game, the enemy team were seething about something I just chimed in to tell them to relax because it's just a game and they go "im not mad, you're just trash" and a bunch of other insults to prove how not mad he was. These slavs cannot be reasoned with
Anonymous No.536575240 >>536575330 >>536575480 >>536575572 >>536576810
>>536572850
>runs like an animal
>isnt a werewolf

what were they THINKING
Anonymous No.536575291
>>536562457
nigga are you blind
Anonymous No.536575330
>>536575240
subverting expectations
Anonymous No.536575480
>>536575240
have you seen nightstalker's animations when its night time
Anonymous No.536575572 >>536575674
>>536575240
Saving the werewolf hero for the next batch
Anonymous No.536575674
>>536575572
next batch is a gay witch, a gay priest, a gay construction worker, and a gay ballerina
Anonymous No.536575865 >>536575992 >>536576083 >>536576969
>We got a Venture and a Brujah
When are we getting a Malkavian?
Anonymous No.536575992
>>536575865
Gangel and a Ventrue*, dummy
Anonymous No.536576083
>>536575865
Isnt vampire masquerade 2 dropping soon?
Anonymous No.536576167
>>536525083
when the third to last light is lit, start charging your heavy melee like picrel
Anonymous No.536576323 >>536576556 >>536576572
>>536529327
SHES 14
Anonymous No.536576406
All in
Anonymous No.536576415
Slowly, I rise out of subhuman pisslow and back into barely sentient archon.
35871 No.536576469
>>536529030
What's her @?
Anonymous No.536576487
>>536572550
I mean shes dug herself so deep in a hole...I'd probably go crazy too.
Anonymous No.536576556
>>536576323
Actually shes 214
Anonymous No.536576572
>>536576323
...out of 10!
Anonymous No.536576810
>>536575240
He's a gangrel vampire, nigga's nearly feral.
Anonymous No.536576969 >>536577042 >>536577274 >>536577894
>>536575865
>Malkavian
>Nosferatu
The Nosferatu would wish to look normal, but what would the Malkavian want?
Anonymous No.536577017 >>536577087 >>536577109 >>536577191
>To be effective as mina you need to get close to the enemy
>You get fucking deleted if you dare approach an enemy
>Pitiful gun damage
>Laughable firing rate and capacity
So how exactly are you meant to do anything with Mina?
Anonymous No.536577042
>>536576969
Easy answer is a cure to their insanity

Malkavian answer is something silly, like everyone on Earth turning into Lash
Anonymous No.536577087
>>536577017
After lane I just insta kill people with my ult
Anonymous No.536577109
>>536577017
her teleport gives a reload and fire rate buff and lets you recast it, so probably as a slippery hit and runner idk
Anonymous No.536577191
>>536577017
hope the enemy is shit or youre facing someone with a giant hitbox and is slow
Anonymous No.536577274
>>536576969 (Me)
>The Nosferatu would wish to look normal
Actually scratch that, he wishes for everyone to look like him. I guess he would technically look normal then, but in a sinister way. All though if the Patrons act like Calypso and like to troll when granting wishes they could still do that even if that's not what he actually wants.
Anonymous No.536577516 >>536577775
generally, most deadlock wishes are local or have to do with NYC. so a true fish-malk would probably want something frivolous like free bananas and make it rain bananas for a week.
Anonymous No.536577769
>>536574923
>>536575185
American server actually. Like you got the odd ragetard before, but I've been getting lots of them lately, don't know if it's because of the increased player count.
Anonymous No.536577775
>>536577516
>most deadlock wishes are personal*
Anonymous No.536577812
>>536574790
It is genuinely awful for long these games go when you want to get out and play the new heroes asap
Anonymous No.536577894
>>536576969
>Malks
something that sounds fucking stupid or detrimental but ends up being needed to avert some kind of crises that they knew was coming
Anonymous No.536578545 >>536578807 >>536578924
feels good knowing the trick to guarantee the new guys
Anonymous No.536578639
Ranked is a thing? How do I see it?
Anonymous No.536578807 >>536579269
>>536578545
>the new guys
You put Mina on top prio, you get her. Her popularity/hyped is kinda waned
Anonymous No.536578924 >>536580171
>>536578545
It's literally just being a stacktranny. Everyone knows that already.
Anonymous No.536579269
>>536578807
You say this but I keep fucking seeing Minas in my game.
Anonymous No.536579296 >>536580401
we need a ninja character, yamato doesn't count
Anonymous No.536579298 >>536579514
is matchmaking better? I haven't played in months
Anonymous No.536579401 >>536579670 >>536580579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXvmSCwpquQ

surprised I haven't seen this posted, I think this is probably vyper's best convo set and she's got a lot of them
Anonymous No.536579448 >>536580089 >>536584007
>haven't played game since people were first finding cowgirl in the game files
>came back and on a 5 game winstreak
I'm due for a horrible stomp
Anonymous No.536579514
>>536579298
I think I'm getting less stomp games lately (and less win/lose streaks), but that's just personal experience.
Anonymous No.536579670 >>536580579 >>536581709
>>536579401
Most of Vyper's lines are pure gold so this doesn't really stand out

https://youtu.be/g4VEjGk8z2k?feature=shared

This is my favourite from the new patch.
>dont believe bebop's propaganda
Anonymous No.536579715 >>536579972 >>536580371 >>536580474 >>536581078 >>536581632 >>536584213
Billy is one of the most fun to play heroes on the game and Doorman easily has the most dynamic and interesting kit in the entire roster. What i've seen from Drifter and Victor also looks great.

So why is Mina so fucking boring?
Anonymous No.536579972
>>536579715
I got ONE game of Billy and it was such a stomp from the get go that I don't even want to try him again.
Anonymous No.536580089
>>536579448
Always rewatch games that you lose. This is #1 proven way to climb.
Anonymous No.536580171
>>536578924
I only play solo(except for that mo and infernus game), you're wrong
Anonymous No.536580339 >>536580420
ngl, I cant see myself ever going back to abrams after billy
Anonymous No.536580371
>>536579715
Her skill set is a bit too basic. Her ult is the only fun skill.
Anonymous No.536580401
>>536579296
I'd like to see a couple more Yokai inspired heroes since Yamato doesn't really lean into that at all.
Anonymous No.536580420 >>536580671
>>536580339
what was that bebop cooking?
Anonymous No.536580474
>>536579715
theres a reason she was released for free
Anonymous No.536580539 >>536591313
God fucking damn
Finally we get some good support heroes in the game besides Dynamo
Anonymous No.536580579 >>536581017 >>536581860
>>536579401
>>536579670
Vyper and Drifter is actually fucking great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy_jUYCsqJA
Anonymous No.536580671 >>536593940
>>536580420
beepboop
Anonymous No.536580828 >>536580918 >>536581205 >>536581284
can i farm bot matches to pad my winrate so it doesn't look so fucking pathetic?
Anonymous No.536580918 >>536581219
>>536580828
i think it's even more pathetic to care about your W/L in an alpha test
Anonymous No.536581017 >>536581365
>>536580579
>leftcantmeme.jpg
Anonymous No.536581024
I finally hit a high winrate with Doorman so I get priority to play him in 99% of my games
It feels so good to main this hero and not be interrupted
Anonymous No.536581078 >>536581632
>>536579715
Mina is a nice basic hero. No harm in that.
Anonymous No.536581205
>>536580828
Confused you haven't killed yourself over such an absurd thought.
Anonymous No.536581219
>>536580918
i agree
i'm just sick of losing games desu. playing from behind is never fun and i'm getting really sick of dying once and the game is over
Anonymous No.536581220 >>536581287
check out my never-get-doorman-even-after-20-matches build
Anonymous No.536581243
I miss the solo lane....
Anonymous No.536581284
>>536580828
Bot matches don't count towards your win/loss rate.
Anonymous No.536581287 >>536583783 >>536585695
>>536581220
alright bro, heres the trick: Put doorman on high prio, then put 3 heroes you never use on normal prio, enjoy
Anonymous No.536581365 >>536581470 >>536581475
>>536581017
Wraith is boring for being the head of a gambling ring

She could.have been some italian mafioso instead
Anonymous No.536581470
>>536581365
>She could.have been some italian mafioso instead
They're saving that for an actual Italian mafioso hero.
Anonymous No.536581475
>>536581365
In a world full of silly goofy and psycho people, having some straight men is good
Anonymous No.536581632
>>536579715
>So why is Mina so fucking boring?
I feel like they changed her kit last minute to something very harmless from what it originally was
She needs a gimmick that isn't "I shot you some and you took damage" its the most lame shit i've ever seen.
>>536581078
Wraith and Haze are super fucking basic as hell and completely mog Mina in every single way
We do not need more basic gun characters. We need characters that actually have a playstyle other than shooting a gun.
Anonymous No.536581685
>doorman call bell build
>rape people in lane
>dish out spirit dmg from afar later in game
>sometimes banish a nigga and explode them when they come out into my team
heh
Anonymous No.536581709
>>536579670
There's some serious irony in the uploader being as ignorant as Vyper in not knowing who Pachelbel is (subtitles say "Paco Bell")
Anonymous No.536581860 >>536582518
>>536580579
There's some serious irony in the uploader being as ignorant as Vyper in not knowing who Pachelbel is (subtitles say "Paco Bell").
Anonymous No.536581876 >>536582008 >>536582291 >>536582469
They just need to make it so that Mina's blink does damage too so it encourages you to use it near enemies
Anonymous No.536581921
the drifter eats taco bell?
Anonymous No.536582008
>>536581876
They should make it if you blink through an enemy you steal health
Anonymous No.536582272 >>536582472
>play first match in 6 months
>get Haze
>her gun has no range
>her ult appears to be bad now
>literally everything appears to slow her fire-rate
Is Haze just bad now?
Anonymous No.536582291 >>536582469 >>536583405
>>536581876
if blink released stored bats she would be an infinitely more interesting character
>blink is now charge based instead of having a recast
>store bats by harassing
>blink can offensively release them
>if you use blink defensively, you lose burst opportunity
now add "gain 1 charge of blink on kill/assist" as t3 upgrade and just make her ult scale with kills only, but scale way harder

ok hopoo I give you permission to use this rework
Anonymous No.536582293 >>536582437 >>536582878
how do you have fun in this game? farming and split pushing is the only way to win games and that gets obscenely boring after the first 20 minutes
Anonymous No.536582382 >>536586206 >>536602735
PAIGE DAY TOMORROW, BROS!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.536582437 >>536582595 >>536582841
>>536582293
you brool all the time and live in pisslow
Anonymous No.536582469
>>536582291
>>536581876

Yeah 100%
Being near a blinking mina shpuld have bats home on to you
And the amount of bats should scale too

I can see them doing this
Anonymous No.536582472
>>536582272
haze seems pretty dominant all the way up to oracle so unless your play above that I don't know what to tell you.
>her gun has no range
With fixation she has some of the best ranged DPS, she can melt people at pretty comfortable distances (she needs to get closer the match progresses)
Anonymous No.536582518 >>536583684
>>536581860
There's some serious irony in you mistaking coincidence for irony while mocking someone for being ignorant.
Anonymous No.536582595
>>536582437
how do you cope with the fact that you play and never get better? that above all things is why this game REALLY gets to me. i feel like i play and play and play and almost nothing carries over from game to game.
Anonymous No.536582626
>>536568101
he does damage but it's just instantly healed
he should maybe try buying anti-heal
Anonymous No.536582679
>teammate decides to farm mid camps/boxes 6 minutes in when we're on the side lanes and when the enemy is pushing
>teammate comes back
>dies
>lose lane
>starts raging in chat
what are these people thinking can anyone tell me what did he expect to happen
Anonymous No.536582709
What are we playing now that xqc gave the game a thumbs down after the update?
Anonymous No.536582764
guys my favorite eceleb!
Anonymous No.536582841
>>536582437
WTF IS BROOL
Anonymous No.536582878 >>536582974
>>536582293
>how do you have fun in this game?
go to a sidelane and push until some other retard that's also bored of farming comes to fight you
then you BROOL
Anonymous No.536582974 >>536583165
>>536582878
i fucking love random 13 minute teamfights
pisslow is a beautiful place if you just want to play deathmatch
Anonymous No.536582976 >>536583092 >>536583298
yeah im thinking doorman is the funnest hero and nobody will surpass him
cant wait for the drifter redditors to get their nigga drifter so i can always play doorman
Anonymous No.536583064
I wish drifter would get his hands on me....
Anonymous No.536583092 >>536583224
>>536582976
whats the plan if next week goes by and its still impossible to que as doordude
Anonymous No.536583137
Alright bros I think Drifter has enough votes to seal the deal, we should start voting Paige right now out of pity
Anonymous No.536583151
Getting into a lobby with 5 other doormen and just spam sending each other to the baroness is very amusing
Anonymous No.536583165 >>536583595
>>536582974
yeah who gives a fuck about winning or losing when all your progress is getting wiped anyway
itemization and macro is relatively easy to learn, it's mechanical skill that you need to clock in loads of hours on
Anonymous No.536583186 >>536583756
brehs... this update week has been so fun im gonna be sad when valve goes back to silently working again
Anonymous No.536583224
>>536583092
hanging myself off the door trimming (im a manlet)
Anonymous No.536583298
>>536582976
>reddit
>drifter

Reddit is nothing but doorman spam all week, the only way I can think of how Billy beat him is the furry discords mustve put out a call to rig the vote
Anonymous No.536583397 >>536583494 >>536583521
>Reddit loves Mina, Billy, Drifter, Paige, Doorman
Is Victor /ouhero/?
Anonymous No.536583405
>>536582291
>charge blink
>wraith card charges
>make blink do damage and also give her 3 recharging blinkz
>if you use blink like a blink....you can't blink! oh no!

stop
Anonymous No.536583420 >>536583649
I need to bounce on doorman crazy style
Anonymous No.536583457 >>536583526
reddit likes deadlock. maybe you should stop playing deadlock
Anonymous No.536583494
mina!
>>536583397
>letting reddit dictate what you can and can't like
ISHYGDDT
Anonymous No.536583521
>>536583397
>picking a character just because the least amount of people like him just to be contrarian for the sake of it
Lame
Anonymous No.536583526
>>536583457
warden is based
Anonymous No.536583595
>>536583165
i do. when you start losing the game becomes unplayable if the enemy team knows to deny you resources to prevent the comeback. you get starved out and end up not being able to do ANYTHING for 20+ minutes.
Anonymous No.536583646 >>536583865 >>536583983
victor is unpopular because kids dont read frankenstein in school anymore
Anonymous No.536583649 >>536583831
>>536583420
based and same
Anonymous No.536583684
>>536582518
It is irony, though. They upload a video where Vyper is mocked for her ignorance despite the uploader also sharing in that ignorance. In the same way your post is ironic.
Anonymous No.536583756
>>536583186
knowing we're getting another six or so heroes after six-eight months is fine with me. the new heroes are very appealing, there's at least 1 or 2 new heroes for most people to play
Anonymous No.536583782
Anonymous No.536583783
>>536581287
EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ALREADY. real knowledge is to cancel queue every 5 minutes to avoid "expanded matchmaking perimeters" (AKA dumping 5 inters on your team vs 5 smurfs)
Anonymous No.536583831
>>536583649
What do you like about him :-)
I like his girly face and tight little ass and the way he stands so stiff. His uniform is also very charming. I like how he has that sweet baby face but is actually very cruel. The way his voice distorts is hot. I think he was made for sex.
Anonymous No.536583865
>>536583646
frankenstein has always been the least popular horror monster.
Anonymous No.536583983
Frankly, Victor being the least popular pretty much solidifies him as the channer hero this election season
>>536583646
I read Frankenstein outside of school thoughbeit
Anonymous No.536584007 >>536584231
>>536579448
>get a seven game
>brutal stomp with enemy wraith stealing all the farm constantly and spraying me down if I even think of pressing 4
there it is
Anonymous No.536584213
>>536579715
Stop playing her default page, its complete ass, go full yellow build and green or purple shittery. Idk why the devs pushed her as a hybrid scaler when she plays way more fun as an anti tank with passive proc. Its a little more fragile but shes already pretty flimsy.
Anonymous No.536584220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jog1B_as7Q

victor reminds me of xavier
Anonymous No.536584231 >>536584306
>>536584007
bro, your unstoppable?
Anonymous No.536584259 >>536584460
Fuck viktor he steps on sevens shoes

We dont need another fucking dead guy with electric powers
Anonymous No.536584306
>>536584231
I don't remember what half the items are or do.
Anonymous No.536584320
>>536566969
>>536567023
That's what I figured
>>536567187
I actually love this concept a lot and can believe it, like the theory on aliens being hyper evolved humans from the far future who achieved 4 Dimensional travel
Anonymous No.536584348 >>536584575
If you main: Warden, Drifter, Doorman, Victor, Billy, or Abrams you're alright in my book
Anonymous No.536584350 >>536584474
Doorman was the real 4channel hero.
Anonymous No.536584460 >>536605164
>>536584259
seven isnt dead
Anonymous No.536584474 >>536584559
>>536584350
He is for the tumblr girlies who came here after the porn ban
Anonymous No.536584559 >>536584687 >>536584875
>>536584474
troons obsessed with jerma*
Anonymous No.536584575
>>536584348
replace warden with viscous and that's me basically in a nutshell
Anonymous No.536584687
>>536584559
He's too tall to resemble Jerma
Anonymous No.536584875 >>536584957
>>536584559
Ive never wanted to fuck Jerma but my cock weeps for doorman so idk
Anonymous No.536584949 >>536585183 >>536585509
>finally get around to watching a yt short on the sinners mechanics
>realize i've been leaving statue buffs on the table by only light meleeing them
>decide focus on learning rotations, niche movement for said rotations, and doing midboss more aggressively for 3 days straight
>now on a 13 game winstreak
>trophy collector still 12-25% of my total souls
so, when am i gonna start getting punished for running trophy? i'm terrible btw (seeker 5)
Anonymous No.536584957 >>536585064
>>536584875
penises aren't supposed to cry see a doctor
Anonymous No.536584997 >>536585517
Anonymous No.536585064 >>536585145
>>536584957
I dont want a doctor I want a doorman... I NEED a doorman's back door to man.
Anonymous No.536585094
wooo boy another 1 sided game where the enemy team is playing like theres money on the line so fun amazing matchmaking valve
Anonymous No.536585145 >>536585517
>>536585064
it's just a void to nothingness
Anonymous No.536585183
>>536584949
This a controversial take but trophy is unironically a good item on a lot of heroes, so don’t worry about it.
Anonymous No.536585390
Came back to this game with the new releases but does this game run like shit now for anyone else? I had to put everything at low to get a consistent 160fps and even then it drops. On medium/above I was getting 60
Anonymous No.536585509
>>536584949
Always go to the enemy building that has two of the sinners machines and steal them. That would unironically boost you all the way up to oracle.
Anonymous No.536585517
>>536584997
I think everyone should drown him in cum
>>536585145
Then shooting ropes into the void i shall
Anonymous No.536585528
>>536585502
>>536585502
>>536585502
>>536585502
Anonymous No.536585695
>>536581287
This doesnt work most of the time even. I have Mina high prio, Vindicta, Ivy & Geist as normal prio and have only gotten Mina 1 out of 9 games
Anonymous No.536586196
Mina should have a stun (1-1.5s) on her parasol hit, it'd incentivize people to close the distance and actually deal damage with her outside of her ult.
Anonymous No.536586206 >>536591495
>>536582382
people want futa heroes, yoshi
35871 No.536591313
>>536580539
what mod is that for the healing, barrier self damage box?
35871 No.536591495
>>536586206
paradox ;)
Anonymous No.536593940
>>536580671
>exclusively buy items that make you not die
>die the most on your team
he's special
Anonymous No.536594934
>>536538334
P6
Anonymous No.536597081
>>536564747
how do you intend for people to close out games at 30m nigger
Anonymous No.536597219
>haze spends 30 minutes afk farming
>losing the game
>die
>spectate haze
>they're just sitting 50m away in a fight doing like 100 damage to people with 8 gun items
are these subhumans even real
Anonymous No.536602735 >>536605047
>>536582382
S-Sauce?
Anonymous No.536603724
>>536562472
lol granny lover
Anonymous No.536605047
>>536602735
literally says it right there you blind fuck
Anonymous No.536605164
>>536584460
hes undead